The Yak - Dana Beers is Back and He's On a VERY Loose Wedding Diet | The Yak 1-29-25

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. All right. Welcome into the yak. It is be nice to Brandon Walker day. You're the man, brand. I am Brandon Walker and I am here live in Chicago. The Yak, of course, brought to you by,

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Hey big cat welcome to be nice to Brandon day. Hey Brandon welcome to See yeah, it's about to say like suck my dick. Yeah, but it's gonna be suck my dick day Was it suck my it would have been so funny But fuck you Brandon, that's a calm that's nice. Yeah, how's everyone doing good hired man those spoilers unwatchable slop It was pretty funny. I TJ has a bet TJ and Brandon were the two sober people so they could tell us How and watch it was the most convoluted confusing we've ever done. It was a sea of

confusion and Chaos. Mm-hmm, which I think is the the value in the show at all That's the Royal Rumble was chaos, but it wasn't necessarily confused. It made sense. Yeah. This one was there were no rules, even though we said there were rules, right? Well, like everything we do. Yeah. No, make rules.

And then we know. No, no, no. And then everyone's like, we all try to find the loopholes. And then it just evolves into. Yeah. But I would remember back some of the night, I would say there was a lot of chaos, and then, but I think the highs of this one might be the highest we've ever had. This is the longest one, isn't it, TJ?

I think it's the second longest. The record time went over four hours, which just happened twice before, but this is like 415. Last time I said there was the drunkest for the Royal Rumble because that was just like, most of the time was just like 20 people standing in the room screaming. This I think was more chaotic and the word I should have used I think was violent.

Yeah. Like, there was a lot of. There was a lot. Oh yeah. Which I mean, you put those guys, those guests that we had in the room together, those are all guys that crave contact. So like that makes sense that somebody was going to hit somebody.

I thought it was awesome. There was violence. The rules were thrown out the window almost instantaneously. Yeah, within two minutes. Literally within two minutes, like the rules were gone as soon as the event started. Brandon like was almost in tears in here trying to get me to figure out a way to like get the event going along. Like I was almost in tears in here trying to get me to figure out a way to like Yeah, the game event going along it was like we gotta end it they gotta go we gotta go But I mean it's the animosity was through the roof and there were no allies no friendships

everybody betrayed one and It was so much fun. I feel like dog shit today, but I and we went we went to pause today Yeah, shout out pause We're there at 8 a.m. And just I could smell like every time I got too close to KB or Nick I wanted to puke again. Thank you. That's just smelled like It was bad. It was really bad We also had an incredible moment at pause that I want to share with you guys and Nick will back me up for the truth in this. Well two things. One is we found out, did you guys

know that Piper Jones has a middle name? No. And Kyle was like bashful about saying it. He was bashful about giving it to us, Kyle. It's Michelle. Piper Michelle Jones Michelle And then the big one was we went through so we we volunteered for like an hour we we did we built packets We did yeah, we also look like Yeah, it's bad. It's real bad. This is literally like mere hours after So many beers and so much chaos after so many beers and so much chaos. Kyle, you're not, you're not Kyle. So we go through the whole tour and we get through the, we're in the cat wing and Kyle asked our tour guide,

is Clive here? And we all look and we're like, what, what are you talking about? He's like, well Clive, he's, I've been reading on the message boards Clive is like one of their cats that like has the most personality and the woman was like yeah Clive's here And then KB like met Clive it was He's on like an SEC message board

And but you saw Clive was the most vocal Clive is no the most accepting of pets Which is all I need and then practically begging for me to touch its neck. We all left the cat wing. Kyle stayed behind. Did you see what he was doing? No. You pulled up YouTube for Clive. You were showing him fish videos?

Yeah. He just kept on saying, Clive. Clive. Where's Clive? Clive is so goofy. They have mug shots, and Clive's face is like catawampus And he's like I don't know. I just really like Clive Yeah, they live up to your expectations of what Clive yes, were you nervous to meet him?

I was nervous to meet but Clive liked me and I was those all I needed Standing there he's like he asked like it's Clive here, and then she asked where's Clive? He's like he asked like it's Clive here, and then she had to ask where's Clive? Maybe went to pause knowing that he had a I had a chance. I'm so mad at you for researching it Went to meet Clive Yeah, feel like a damp burrito Chains not even here. Oh, yeah We need to address that. He slept here. We gotta watch.

So I heard he slept on the court. He was doing his hugs at the end of the night. Dan. He slept on the court? Not only did he sleep on the court, he slept on the court right outside the gambling cave. Mere feet. Feet from a couch. There's a couch right on the other side of that.

That's what he did last night, all last night. He's not there. He also is probably having the most annoying conversation with Blutman. God love Blutman for sitting there for that. Then he fell asleep there so the cleaning staff was mopping around him. The point of him sleeping here was so that he could be here to work and then he had to go home. Yeah, we might have a... Very funny twist of fate for him.

And it's also a funny twist of fate because we might have a Liam Cohn situation. It's identical. Wait a second. What? What? What's our Liam Cohn situation here? Jay slept here last night, got up and went home

because his kid is sick, but... Oh. Hmm. We's very convenient. We might have to verify the sick kid. Call Chay and tell him to put the kid on. I'm gonna give him a call. It would be so funny if he was lying to us about this. I really hope he is.

Liam tried to wake him up and said, we have a cot set up for you, and Chay said he was comfortable. What a psycho. All night. He was comfortable. What a psycho all night He kept on saying I'm a terror I'm a terror right now, but I was like dude you want to come to my house I have an extra room. He's like I'm a terror right now. You don't want me around you. Yeah And I didn't I was like sounds good to me. I'm out of here. I was like hey come stay at my place He said not around your girlfriend. I was like what the fuck

Do he I was like hey come stay at my place. He said not around your girlfriend. I was like what the fuck But also did chafe forget about hotels yeah Anything and he slept here so that he could work today, and he just isn't at work He's dealing with the sick kid yeah He's in Jacksonville right now Yeah, not picking up is incriminating He said he was gonna watch the show and do social right Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Of all the days for our free lunch to not be here.

But it's so... Che doesn't know any other excuses unless it's something he learned from football. Yeah. It's a kid. Yeah, it's a kid. And then he's in Jacksonville. It's... I woke up at 3am and I had a text in my phone.

I don't know if this person is here. But it just said... Hold on, I'm gonna read it to you. Oh, he's... oh, Che just said, Hey, can't talk right now on way to the doctor. He's doing it to us! Yes. Wow!

It's a lie. On way to the doctor. Certainly could have talked to us in that situation. Pro prove it. That's the perfect time right in the car Who's text who texted me this at at 12 30 in the morning? I just shit my pants Somebody on the case race yes This is not a spoiler because this was after the case race was over. But he shit his pants. In the hotel? He said his hotel room is a crime scene right now.

Yeah. Wait, he's here today, right? Yeah, I told him to come on. I don't know where he is right now. Who would you say was the main character? Oh, God. Uh... Yeah. I think we could just... Yeah. I think we could say it. Yeah, well... It was. I think we can just... Yeah. Yeah.

It was... I think... He said he was gonna be main character. It was Max. It was Max. It was Max after he promised not to. Max had like a... It might be the only character. It was a one man play. Yeah, if you did it into...

If you did the four hour case race into four, like, it was a mini series, there washour case race into four like it was a miniseries There was one episode of the miniseries that was just solo came on Mac We got written out of that series We killed off episode beginning of episode. It was the fly episode of Breaking Bad, right? Buzzing around Dana get in here There he is the max also hit like extremely high highs like oh yeah like sometimes when these people are the main character the case Race, it's bad. Oh, yeah Bad I was crying main character doesn't mean bad right? Oh, but he did he did take I mean he said it himself

He's like when I have five beers. I think I'm the main character Dana His food here. No What uh I've had I've had 37 beers in 24 hours Am I allowed to say that? Yeah Live show what uh and I can't believe you were forced to do that. Yeah Well, you kind of just spoiled that you drank a lot of beers Well, no, he's talking about Monday night, too

Yeah, I'm talking about Monday night. He drank like 20 nobody would have on Monday. I know by himself I'm an agony what you shit your pants. Yeah At the hotel I was walking to take a shower and I farted What do you mean you were walking to take a shower I was just like It was three steps and it just came out I tried to fart and it's just it's a crime No, I didn't I don't scare I don't want to to think about it. You weren't wearing clothes it like yeah, you were naked Unless the shit fell onto his pants on the floor So gross

Yeah, shit your pants with no pants naked shit my pants jeans on the floor Like was it a lot yes You couldn't like as soon as you thought it coming you couldn't have stopped it I thought it was a fart well right, but then it was solid diarrhea. I was like oh Sorry, we're talking carpet or hard was solid diarrhea. I was like oh Talking carpet or hard floor. What do I was the bat that is hard? hard But there's a bath towel that I put do not disturb on

Brown towel Yeah, he lay here right over the top of the brown towel. I just like, don't disturb this. Don't take this one. This is an artifact. You just shit naked walking. That's how it is. Like what if you had shit your computer? Right on, yeah. Oh fuck, I shit my computer. You shit my MacBook. Oh no guys. I can't go to work. I shit my keyboard.

Pete, I shit my keyboard. How that happened? Well, I was walking to the shower naked in my... What time did I send you that text? It was like 12... 1202. No response. I just shit my pants. I did see it at 3am and then just went right back to bed. I don't know how else you would say that though because like you could just text him, I just shit.

That would be the truth. I just poopy. Back to bed. Yeah, I don't know how else you would say that though because like you could just text my just shit Just poopy I guess Away from the toilet was my leg it's the most convenient scenario to shit yourself going to the shower Did you wipe then shower go right to shower what did you wipe then shower go right to the shower I don't I think I use the bath towel And then you put the towel on top of the show Oh my you made the most of the show your shower some purpose and you're still you're staying here too for Friday Yeah, I'm supposed to do another drinking video tomorrow We got a bocce tomorrow. Oh really yeah, let's go basketball on Friday. All right. You should just move here Maybe yeah, we're playing basketball What do your fiance's parents. Basketball on Friday? All right. You should just move here. Are we doing basketball on Friday? Maybe.

Yeah, we're playing basketball on Friday. What, do your fiance's parents have to move here first? Oh, dude, come on. Well, yeah, we're not doing the Yak. Why wouldn't we play basketball? Oh, I thought people might not come in on Monday. No, I'm gonna tell people to come in and play basketball at noon.

You're gonna play basketball at noon. No, I'm not. Yeah, why not? Because I'm not. Why not? Because I'm too old for this shit. You're really good at basketball. It's Be Nice to Brandon Day.

Oh man, fuck. Thank you. Dana, anything to say? No, thank you for having me. Be Nice to Brandon Day, anything to say? Oh yeah, you look good, your hair looks good. Thank you. Thank you, Dana.

He almost said you look good. I miss you. I miss you as well, Dana. That's about it. No, Dana, you're a staple for case races now. Thank you. I miss you. I miss you as well, Danny. That's about it. No, Danny, you're a staple for Case Races now. Thank you. You're auto... I think we have like a sponsor's exemption for Case Races, and I think you're just it

every time. You've been in three. Three, yeah. Yeah, the first one, remember, he didn't talk. And the second one, he got eliminated. The second one, he got eliminated immediately. The first one, he literally said like one word. Yeah I didn't talk.

We had to make a Yak rule. Yeah we had to make a Yak rule. You have to talk Andrew. I was focused on drinking. And that was in your heyday. Yeah. Washed up. Yeah you're past your prime right?

100% I'm 32. Are we all are? He shit himself. No one is good like no one's good at this anymore. I was a couple people. I think Danny might be Like I was saying that number of beers I've had Sorry, I don't watch it for that. Yeah, people aren't gonna be like man. I

Really interested to see who wins. I was unsure if Dana beers was going to drink a lot of beer and then Fell out I just like how that's a day ruinous spasms and it fell out. I kind of say I love it here big cat Yes, they don't you stay Just stay You gotta get so you're the most Chicago guy you are very Chicago. We gotta get a you gotta get your beautiful fiance wife or Chris you get your beautiful for ya

We had to get your beautiful fiance a job in Chicago, and then you're here. Yeah, no comment Let's get the beer hubs higher Haley. I love you. Yeah, I love you, too I love you. Yeah, I love you too. What does that mean? Brain is not Hey, I love you. I'll have it in me today Unless you want me to talk about some dumb shit. Yeah Dumb shit. All right. Wait, let me do an ad and then you talk about some dumb shit. Yeah Did we do the body armor? We're drinking body armor flash. I guess today

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No, that's when he got raped. Yeah, he got sodomized in a wetland mire. Woke up with peat in his ass. Ah, that's getting me confused. I don't know, I ate a pub-'d tell you I ate a pubes sandwich once Yeah, we told us that all right. You got your chest shit on one time told us that peanut butter and pubes I Didn't know it's peanut butter But easier I haven't heard that I feel like any more context

Why'd you eat a pubes sandwich for points points? Boys in college had a point system and you had to do fucked up shit to get points and then Dana explained this whole thing to us I'm pretty sure he was the only one getting right he's all He had like 180 points in the next place guy had like three How many points is a pubes sandwich? More than a pool stick up yeah pool. Pool stick was just the boys. That was preseason. That was a preseason game. Dana's friends were just like,

hey let's do a point system. Dana, you try to get as many points as you can. Yeah, you go first. Were they like, Dana you're crushing. Like were they like amping you up? Did they say how many points it was worth before you did it? Yeah, we had a list. Boys, I took shit on my chest. But like, my dick in the ass was specific or was it something no pool stick was like oh What can we do? What can you do to make us laugh right now?

I was like I'll put a pool and you went straight to pool stick in the ass Not like I'm gonna do a pool shot trick or something. I'm gonna stick a pool cue in my ass my ass. Grow up. Married soon. Yeah. What? How old are you? 32.

Oh, you're fine. Yeah. I know. I think you said a couple years ago that I can be the beer guy until I'm 33. I don't remember saying that, but I think 34. Okay. I don't think you can be the married beer guy, though. You got to get it all out now. No, I think I don't think you can be the married beer guy though. You got it all up No, I think he's still can I think it's when kids he can't be the beer guy

Yeah Kids is what changes everything. Yeah, I got like a I got 33. I think is the cutoff is when you're gonna have kids What's the wedding? This year this summer. Okay. Yeah You have to pivot to old-fashions or something more sophisticated Oh, that would be stock. You're just chugging old-fashioned old-fashioned sounds cool No, do you think like when you have kids they'll come out like the little bottles Forget that I'm gonna have kids one day they're gonna see all of this. Yeah, you got to just block that out

I know yeah, I'm in the same boat. I'm gonna see it for 15 years. Yeah, but their bullies will show them. Yeah Over and over I don't like that. I don't like that Yeah All right, but like So what are you gonna say when a kid when your 12 year old comes up to you and said dad at school They said you got butt fucked in a bog Your friend flip is this true flip you got fucked in the ass and a swamp Woke up in a swamp with a sore ass in your pants your answer that question

I didn't have a sore ass my pants were just down pretend. Where are your hypothetical kids though? What would you actually say? Yeah, what pretend where were your hypothetical kids? What would you actually say? Listen kids ah I Was I was pretty shit-faced. I don't know what happened. What's your don't worry about it. What's your face? Yeah? What's your face dad? What do you mean? I don't like this exercise dad. Can we move out of grandma and grandpa's? Please dad Dad stone colds never gonna have a beer with you. I Did give up on that

I Did give up on that Did you was there any part of you that thought about going to LA I Feel I said if you give me the bat signal, I'll do anything. Okay. Yeah, cuz those people needed Those people needed beer after the fire. Yeah, I know and they were a good laugh. Yeah, I just a pool stick and a He's walking down the streets Looks like Armageddon. He's like look at this people

Families are crying he's eating pubes if you if you send the bat signal. I'll literally do anything, okay? He is Dana just is FEMA now It's like disaster relief yes relief the disaster relief to federal government. Dude, so if somebody has a, I need beer on their fucking house, I'm the guy. You're the guy. You bring the beer. Yeah. Oh man, I love you, Dana. I love you guys so much.

You're the best. All right. Wait, no, no, you're not leaving. Nah. Damn it. By the way, Kate, I noticed, you're not leaving. No, no, no. Nah, damn it. By the way, Kate, I noticed what you're wearing today. Yeah.

What? No free ads? They sent me the full Chevy Chase outfit plus a cup. Check her Twitter, TJ. She, yeah, there it is. I mean. Oh, my god. Yeah, it's painful.

Oh, my god. I'm asking, where? And where are you going? Yeah. Oh are you? Yeah. Oh, so good. Apparently some of their PR people are yakkers and they were like watching live.

Oh, hell yeah. When the lookalike thing popped up. But instead I can visit with the kids, so it pays to look like an eight one year old man. Did you see the comment that was like, the only way I knew that wasn't Kate was the wedding ring? Oh no. Oh no. Mean, mean, mean.

That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, painfully accurate. Mean, mean, mean. Number one indoor water park in the world. People get married there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is it? It's in the Dells. There's one of the Dells number one you know what new venue

for your wedding where Harri Resort Wisconsin Dells Kalahari people get married in the wave pool indoor waterpark no dude that's as stern as beers for Dan. You just got yelled at. Holy damn. That's where you cross the line. He essentially screamed in your ears. He just flew off the headlight. That's the meanest I've ever seen Dana. Dana, you need a drink.

Settle down, dude. I lashed out at Kate. I'm sorry, Kate. She's a Marine. I'm sorry. You screamed at her. I'm sorry. No, dude.

Did you ever think about what the price is for your first kiss to be I asked I asked cut that out and It's it's in negotiations A viral vine of you or a tick-tock of you resurfaced of that street interview which one David ten out or so what was it it was if you could kiss anyone in the world's feet Who would it be and I said my beautiful girlfriend Kaylee at the time and he said you can't do that Who else would it be and I said before? It was quick You were very fast. It was quick. It was. You were very fast.

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The crown is yours. By the way, the Kalahari, so a Yakker sent you that stuff. That's awesome. We have the best fans in the world. I need our fans to do us a solid. Our neighbor, Nanographs, Nanographs? Nanograph.

Nanograph. Awesome people people great neighbors obviously the tunnel yesterday with JOC but they are like legitimately great neighbors they look after us they they love that we're here there were some people who maybe were given some bad reviews can we get some five-star reviews they are awesome awesome people like a lot of our shit they were not mad at all they were just like, we had a bad day, and we were on the phone.

Pretty bad day. Pretty bad day. But also very funny, because the owner who talked to Paige was like, yeah, we had a pretty bad day. We're not mad. That just sucked. And Paige was like, yeah, well, Jerry O'Connell was here. He was like, oh, that was Jerry O'Connell?

I'm a fan of his. So there we go. But yeah, they're really good people. Please, can we give some five star reviews? Because they are the best. And it's hard being our neighbor. Yeah. Impossible, even.

It's hard. We park in the wrong spots. We have case races. So is the tunnel kaput? No, the tunnel's not kaput. We're going to just pause it for a minute. Let them, you know. Let them lick their wounds.

Yeah, let them get back on their feet. But five star reviews for Nanographss, please because they are awesome people They're very cool about it. They just had a bad day Pretty bad yeah, I actually think you know if you actually put the whole thing together like they reacted as nicely as possible Yeah, I would have if I lost one point whatever billion in funding or something I would have just gone in the tunnel and just beat the fuck out. Yeah, I would have if I lost one point whatever billion in funding or something I would have just gone in the tunnel and just beat the fuck. Yeah, I would have shot I mean, thank God it was it was Jerry in there. Yeah It was Jerry O'Connell literally anybody else of us. Yeah stand by me. Yeah

Jerry McGuire, right pretty famous actor Jerry O'Connell not anyone from the yak right was in there Not even an employee of Barstool's no, although Jerry kind of is yeah might be Pretty famous actor, Jerry O'Connell, not anyone from the Yak. Right. Was in there. Not even an employee of Barstool Sports? No. Although Jerry kinda is. Yeah. Might be. I kinda wanna, I wanna,

like, for Barstool Camp, like what if he, what if he was like the host of, Yeah, he'd be a great camper. You mean like, not the announcer, but like the host, Yeah, he's a great, He'd be incredible at that. Like game show host. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's a great. He'd be incredible at that. Like a game show host. Yeah, right.

Like that would be so fun. Like the parents in heavyweights. Yeah. I just want him to hang out more. I do. He'd be good at werewolf. Yeah, he would. He'd be great at werewolf.

We could play some werewolf today. I wouldn't mind it. You wanna just play? Yeah, we could. I wouldn't mind it right now. Yeah, we could get a couple other people in here and play some werewolf Okay, I'm leaving at one o'clock. You said one call

Cutting be nice to any day Dana, but that's a bar so to Mike did that guy call me dear look my Mike You can kiss any woman in the world feet who would it be my beautiful girlfriend Kaylee she don't count you do that anyway Fox wait again that's so good kiss any woman in the world feet who would it be my beautiful girlfriend Kaylee she don't count you do that anyway beautiful girl was such a fake line that was Megan Fox from the start Megan Fox is a beautiful they're all by everyone's beautiful they're both beautiful are you beautiful girlfriend who else beautiful? I don't hate feet. No, I was just asking, are you a foot guy? Yeah.

Like you'd kiss a foot? I wouldn't suck on the toes or anything. Well, you're not a foot guy, that's fine. Doesn't Megan Fox have like an extra toes or something? What's going on? Your microphone situation. Your mic's all fucked up. Hello? Oh.

Oh, she's been abusing her mic the whole time. Yeah, it calls over a couple times. Wait, you gotta stop touching it. Oh, she's been abusing her my yeah Gotta stop touching it don't that look like that sounded like you were in a Up with a string yeah Start singing Sorry, I don't know why I've never seen that side of me. Dana, you didn't actually yell at her, man. No, I know, but I...

He did, though. He doesn't... I don't think I've ever seen you... Have you ever yelled? Not like angrily. You and I have yelled at each other. Yeah, we yell, but yeah, that's true. We've yelled at each other.

That's true. Like arguments? Yeah, but like fun arguments. Yeah. Yeah. You hated me for a while. Yeah, we... Why did you hate him? He called me cone tits. Oh, actually. Yeah. When we when we would get in our game. Yeah, that was real

and it must be between me and you. What? Both ways. What? When we would flip each other's breasts. Oh, yeah. But that always makes you mad. Yeah. No, when you do it, I'm like, I want to fucking beat the fuck out of that's all you ever do to me I know it's fun, but I don't want people do it to me Yeah, it's it's like it actually it's crazy because it's like we've Dana. I have flipped each other's breasts probably 50 times I'm calling pricey flipped. Why is it impressed? Why is flip his breast? Why is that a breast?

That's a flippin' flyer. I don't really have words for a van or what. A flippin' flyer. A flyer is like a... We know what you're doing. It's not flipping his breast. We're not confused about what you're doing. We're confused about how you're describing it.

It's a scoop bunk, right? Yeah, that's what they call it. You flick his tit. Yeah, you're flicking his tit. A flip. A flip. A flip would either way We've done it probably 50 times to each other and every time I know that he feels the same way when it happens to you

You're just like I want to fucking murder this yeah, I'm not even really a touchy guy either Just makes you feel so fat. Yeah, sometimes. I just don't want to do sometimes you know With your hands deep just like if I'm in a conversation sometimes like I need to do something Like I'll touch someone's tits. Yeah, I could get you in trouble Yeah, just touch someone's tits What do I do what I do on this first day? How about I section? On this first day, how about I section harassed? Tits yeah, you're trying to get out of all nervous. Yeah, how's that Kate? Hello? Yeah?

So I didn't know what to do with my hands Grab tits Melt it don't ask you're crushing it right now, Dana This is the best this is one of my favorite parts of doing the case races the day after is basically Just a bunch of dudes at like a bachelor party. Just being like yeah What if you found a lump one day You save the night I Thought I saved glenny balls his life once because he has one tit. We have one nipple. It's way bigger than the other Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, like you get that checked out and he did but there was nothing but

At what point did you think you'd saved his life? I saw it were you were you rooting for something? When you saw it or when you saw like a hundred people comment, you know, I took a pisses your moment Yeah, actually, you're right every single time he had a shirt off, people like dude, you should get that checked. Yeah. And then I said it to him once. You don't think he saw the comments? I don't know. I don't know what goes on in his head. How much money did you lose on zillion beers? Cause you decide you gave it all away. You gave it all away. Yeah. I made 20. He also had a, one of one of my favorite Dana stories is we were going out to Stu Finer's house.

It was like me, Hank, PFT, maybe Dana in the car, the four of us. And it was like a year and a half into Zillion Beers. And we're like, what's next with it? And he's like, I'm thinking about maybe getting a beer sponsorship. A year and a half in. We're like, wait, what? And we're like, you haven't,

I was like, you've just been giving, I think it was Miller Life first and Bud Light, it was like, he's like, yeah, I probably should have thought about that. I was like, you are the number one spokesperson for this beer. And he was just doing it for free. You got a Bud Light tattoo on your ass, right?

With the mullet? I do. It's the worst tattoo ever. I have some of the worst tattoos you'll ever see. How many? The mullet bud light is really bad. Wait I want to see it. Can I put my ass on? Yeah of course just cover up the crack. I don't have a big fucking crack. What if he shows his tattoo and he starts shitting. I also. It's still going on His body is can wait in the minute his ass is not covered I showered this morning there could be a war zone don't know the condition of it I think it's all good, but you think there's dried airs. It's good stuck in hair. Go let TJ take a picture

Sure yes, just cover the crack. Is it this side? You don't know? You gotta keep going, yeah. It's peeking out, yeah, keep going. Oh crap! Wrong cheek! Classic wrong cheek.

You wrong cheek. There it is. I Wrote cheek Hey, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I was expecting some color Have a bear cat eating skyline chili, oh yeah, you're your Cincinnati diehard yeah Boy, they're there program has gone in the fucking tanks literally you picked them when they were at the highest of high they were supposed to be so good at basketball and and football was was in the playoff and they lost Luke fickle yeah I might have to I might have to do a transfer just to release the curse you have a tattoo I know that's

okay though what's the word? A mercy transfer. Yeah. I don't want to, but I might have to. Never heard that phrase. For the good of the program. You made a phrase. Mercy transfer.

No, it's the same. It's like a fifth year. It's like a COVID year. Mercy transfer. What's the word? I'm going to get a phrase right now. You guys didn't know that? That's how Hunter Dickinson's still playing.

He's got his mercy transfer. What? No school's gonna lunch you. No! I'm scared. There's a lot going on. No, you're crushing it. I don't feel good. You're crushing this. I don't think lunch is even here yet. It's here.

It's here. Oh. Did you pull Trig last night? I pulled Trig today. Okay. And yesterday. Okay. So, the answer to your original question was yes

Twice yeah, we had yeah, there's a lot of people got sick. Yeah Yeah, I can't wait to watch it. Oh my god. I'm not watching that yeah I ain't watching my watching one says are you watching the worst days ever when it's like yeah But it's always good going into it knowing that you weren't the main character Oh, I had a full cover. I had a full conversation with the lady at the front of the desk last night forgetting I had the paint on my face at the hotel Forgot I don't want to say what everybody was but Kyle ubered home Yeah in your in yours

And I was like I forgot I was very painted Tina also used face paint for a character that doesn't know no sense yeah but he was a white guy he was a character that was bald and you didn't get a bald cap, but you face pain Man we have Nick mingle brought gifts for So he gave Kyle his gift last night on the show So I guess we won't spoil but he was planning on giving out a bunch of gifts and he just gave them to me to distribute All right, so let's let's see the gifts Nick Nick mangle by the way, just one of one dude Dude you want to just hang with

He's just the best and also like I do think he should be a Hall of Famer And it's hilarious that he could potentially be in the Hall of Fame and he was just housing beers with us potentially be in the Hall of Fame and he was just housing beers with us. That's cool. That's having the time of his life. Yeah. If he does go in the Hall of Fame, the next case race after he has to wear the gold gem. Oh yeah. Oh my God.

Puke on it. By the way, before we do, oh sorry. Here, just give me the bag. Give me the bag. You do game time, Brandon. I'll do game time because I love going to great games. The big game is here and there's no better time to get out to some games with the help of game time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

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Don't fuck around. Mark was being... No, I have Danny's. Danny's I'm assuming is... Thank you, Nick Mangold. Danny's is being shipped. He left it... Oh, they're not the Magnum XLs? No, those are for Za. Za, your Magnum XLs? I believe

this Ohio State Jersey for Ohio State oh Jersey fuck oh oh Kate uh I think I'm Nick Mangold there's a coffee mug that would probably be for me that's for Kate oh thank you oh Jersey. I can make all did. Yeah. I got to talk to him yesterday for me. He really is like the nicest human being on my gentle giant. Yeah. Yeah. Just like a lovely and I was like this guy's going to crush beers. I didn't realize how big he was. Old Miss. Why the fuck. Why. Why. Why why everybody even joins the

Gets the tone let's let's fuck with Brandon Walker. He gets a Nick Mangold Jersey. She gets a coffee mug He gets Pokemon cards and I get I get this Let Dana wipe his butt with it yeah Dana what they thought with it? Yes Yeah, do it Dana five points. Yeah, see what you can I got some self-respect. This is fucking awesome. You just First five minutes was you shitting yourself? Yes, when would you ever wear that though Titus? I don't know Fucking minute, what is that? Oh got a pro ball jersey. Yeah, it may go said that there's like five of these in existence

Mangold said there's five That is sick By the way, Nanografts up to 4.8 stars. Thank you everyone Should they like talk up their battery game or what yeah batteries are? Incredible there is a a subsection on their Everyone should they like talk up their battery game or what yeah batteries are Incredible there is a a subsection on their reviews for tunnel. Oh Okay, yeah mentioned enough that yeah that makes sense it would rock if they got their own tunnel sign to Dueling tunnels, maybe I can maybe we get them one. Sorry. Yeah

Sorry I know exactly. We might even have to get them when we have one that we don't even use. You're right. Oh, we're using it. So. So, you know. Thanks, Nick Mangold. There was something in there for you, I thought. No. He said that he put a box of Tylenol PM in there so that you can take a nap Somebody around here probably already got their fingers on it. Did you guys watch Nikki smokes kiwi review? Oh? See his dog barking he eats the hair. Yeah, but no it's what he says afterwards. That is so wrong. Oh

No, that is so fucking wrong. Let's see Man who's never had a kiwi before all my friends were like yo, you got to try it It's the number one fruit so I went out I got some today. It's the number one Yeah, that I have on my body. Alright, let's see. Yeah, that, I stopped watching right there. This might be my new one-one. If Sprite were to taste like a fruit, this would be it. Wrong!

Sprite literally says lemon lime. It literally does. Sprite tastes like two fruits. Pineapple, blueberry. You had to choose one fruit that Sprite tastes like. It's gotta be kiwi. If Sprite tasted like a fruit. That's a big if.

Big if. Wrap your head around this. If Sprite tasted like a fruit. Yeah. If this... Sprite kind of tastes like a fruit. Yeah. If this... If this ambiguously flavored soda happened to taste like a fruit. Stay with me.

If Sprite tasted like a fruit. And even if even if he didn't word it like that this kiwi tastes like Sprite. sprite what was the dog barking video Brandon oh that's gonna bring every bell down boys I think I have a problem it's getting to the point where I can't

even control it home I think I'm turning into a fucking dog I'd be in more pee this month and I have my entire life and I'm not talking about the box I'm Talking about protein. I feel like Albert Einstein writing on a chalkboard right now. I'm so fucking dialed in I'm starting to get scared for the city that I live in like I don't know if it's gonna be safe I hate him if they let this dog If they let this dog hunt in the summer like are they really gonna let the boy turn into Poseidon before summertime shy because that would be

And now every time I hear Great lakes tattooed on my body, and I'm getting scared Not for me, but for the city what did he say great lakes his veins he's thinking of rivers He was thinking I have two veins in each arm. It's looking like the great Thinking of tributaries and I have to go to the hospital. I got very good veins. Your blood is pooling. Yeah Buddy I think I'm a lesbian That's what did it yeah, yeah, he needs coke again He really is somehow self-improvement smokes is worse than douchebag smokes. He's getting worse. Yeah, it's still

It's still douchebag smokes, but like the clubbing. I'm fucking everything in sight smokes I can't believe I'm longing for that smokes to return. It's douchebag smokes who thinks he's getting better. Well, and also, it's like he's like, you know, it's so easy, everyone should do this. He works out four hours a day to do anything else. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He's basically like trading for the NFL combine. That's his job now.

I feel... I wish I could work out four hours a day. Sure. I'd probably be ripped. I mean...'s doing to it. He literally is doing two days Yeah, how doing two lifts per day? Yeah, he comes shoulders this morning from their chests today this afternoon soon But what does he do in between the two or work covers? He got a recover Eat that free lunch. Free lunch.

Cover hard. What a life. We only have one day left of free lunch. Yeah. Can I go eat? Yeah. I'm so fucking hungry. Also, I didn't get the go ahead to share the photo.

Yeah. The Orlando couple went on the date oh Really had a very nice time. They sent me a photo on the pirate ship they fuck Yeah, I don't I would love to share the but I haven't heard back yet But very cute and they look like a good couple to me, so who knows? They fuck. Dana, do you have any disastrous first date stories? No.

Not really. She killed it. You weren't nervous and accidentally touched her tits? Yeah. That's not what he does when he's nervous. He just has to. Sometimes he'll just. Sorry.

Sorry, I had to. He doesn't know what to do with his hand. I had to touch your tits. Nailed boobs. Yeah? What about it? Go on. No, not really. I don't really. What? I had to touch your tail mailed boobs Yeah We're gone You went to get so honest Go eat Dana go

We're all working hard here go eat Get you a fucking plate. How hungry are you? I can hang out with the boys and Kate What's your when's your wedding day? I'd rather not say summer summer summer wedding. Yeah, are you doing anything to prep? I've been working really I've been working out a lot lately. Really? Yeah You had 37 beers I

Said this week doesn't count don't forget. He's got a beer video. He's got to do tomorrow Yeah, it's called one more with Nana beers non-sponsored wait, so it's a series. Yeah, we sit down and we drink. This guy can think of it all. How do you come up with this shit? I'd love to see you evolve. I hate it when like bands have the same sound forever. I fucking love drinking. Don't apologize.

I'm not an alcoholic, I don't think. I don't drink during the week much. Oh no, he's in denial. I don't drink during the week much. Oh no, he's in denial. Much. You had 37 beers on Wednesday. Yeah, but that was an occasion. Like I don't, I drink on Saturdays usually.

What does the creative process look like? You like go up to a whiteboard and then you just start like slowly drawing a beer can. You're like, all right. This can work. What do I do with this? Draws an arrow pointing to his mouth. Yeah, and then he draws another one and? Draws an arrow pointing to his mouth. Yeah, and then draws another one, and yeah, it's dipping slowly towards his mouth.

Okay, so we have the beer. Who's gonna drink it? Yeah, if anyone wants to come on. You and Francis' videos, by the way, are so good. They're one of my... There's like, obviously we produce so much content. It's hard to keep up with everything They're the one of those things where like I stop and watch. Thank you. I really do appreciate it Did we play the chair breaking? Oh, yeah The chair was what was your would give us another favorite moment that we can play from that series

from that series? Wow. I don't think anything's as funny as the chair break, but when I said, I don't even know what I'm saying. Guess we could watch the chair break. There was a conversation where we were talking about lying versus laying, and he said, what do you do when you're at the beach? You blank out, and I said, I black out.

And he's like, that's the word you think of when you think of blank out? Yeah. Black out. I gotta stop blacking out. No. You didn't last night, did you? No.

I don't believe it. Not a flimsy chair.'t believe it. That was not a flimsy chair. That was a heart. It is a flimsy chair dude. Look at those, look at the legs. Oh yeah you're right. I really couldn't get up either. You're just stuck. That's not the way to get up. It can't be real.

You can't be serious. Wait, what was this one about? Call 911? Oh, this is how to treat a snake bite. We're starting to do things that will like you're actually gonna like What would I do how many snakes are you coming you never fucking know dude, oh Like now we're starting to do educational things where it's like oh, I could actually use that Well, what I can start with like we start with like World War two And so like how old are you 32 so you've got bitten by snakes in the past you didn't know what to do

Dude, you'll see I'm gonna get bit by a snake You'll show me And also lived in Massachusetts in New York your whole life also when you get bit by a snake There's no way you're gonna remember what you know. What do you do? Call 9-1-1. to remember what you look at. Yeah, what do you do? What do you do? Yeah, all right. Call 911. No, you look at the snake.

I don't show him. Yeah, stare at him. Shake your finger and say, uh-uh. No, that was mean. No, no. Go to your room. You do your best to identify it so that when you go to the doctors, you can tell them what it is so they can treat you with the right medicines.

You're like, hey snake snake what's your name? You like what color was it you can try to remember that okay, and then you call 9-1-1 and then You don't think you would have just known naturally to do Yeah without that I've been calling the wrong number this whole time. I usually don't look and don't call night It before this Dana would have just walked back to his house and been like something bit me, but no idea What was this one? Yes, and you want to get a tan? Is this live or what do you you know how people say I blank out I black out no I lie out or I lay out

I just thought just took over this natural instinct when you hear the word out Was skinny back then huh no I Told you cuz you you kept on stressing about your wedding day. I was like dude. You're right shut the fuck up You're gonna start You're gonna start in April, and you're gonna go as hard as you can for a few months, and then you'll you'll Look you'll lose 15 pounds, and then you'll gain it all back in like two weeks. She loves me for who I am I'm a proponent for being fat on your wedding day I wish.

You should be the fattest. There was a point where I completely gave up and I was trying to beat Ozempic. That was awesome. Because you just don't care anymore. That was fun. I might go back to that eventually. Did you gain weight on Ozempic?

Yes. Stu Finer and Dana. I did. Because I was trying to. Why? I thought it would be cool. You know Dana out here in Chicago We have a gym right there. I know come to every single day. I go to the gym five times a week God Do you do anything?

Alright went to the gym today. Oh, it's the eating. It's the eating. I have trouble with yeah I want to eat like shit. Yeah, whenever I do eat 40 beers, too Yeah, speaking of fact as you see a tate said he's gained. Yes, 46 pounds everyone In ten months, I believe I mean he was very skinny. That's crazy, and I guess he was running around like I don't shame still skinny Yeah, he's no he's a weight any fact already. It's in his torso. Yeah, six pounds is a lot. That's outrageous That's a lot of I've competed at that weight class. It's good job Just keep going smart yeah Keep go right everybody gets fat most people get fat at Barstool.

Yeah. Fatter. Like any old video that I see of myself, significantly better. Well that's also like, people always are shocked by how aging works. Yeah, but I don't think we age gracefully. No, it's presidential years.

Brandon looks better than when he started, but I think that's it. Yeah. I'm thicker though. Frank now. Brandon looks better than when he started, but I think that's it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thicker, though. Frank, now. Brandon and Kyle. Frank. Frank.

Frank's getting a six pack. Frank might be skinnier than me. I'm not kidding. Yeah, it's not. There's not a lot more people. TJ? TJ. I need to, I'm just sort of.

I'm way worse to be around. Correct. That's what I was gonna say Are you just hungry all the time? I think I'm just insufferable That's good self diagnosis But physically My weight deflated, my ego inflated at the same rate Ah

Understandable That's natural Ah Your personality before was fat Understandable yeah, it's natural. I'll allow it Your personality before was fat What cost you ever think about bringing the balcony bed back Dana dude, that was the peak of Dana We're looking for an apartment, and I'm I'm sure Looking for a balcony fucking wish looking wish. Looking over the lake? You control your own destiny. I know I do. It's complicated. There's a lot of things.

You're the fucking man here, Dana. There's a lot of things. You are the man here. There's a lot of things. I didn't think about it until you said it, Nick. He's the most Chicago guy I know. Unbelievable. He'd be the, he'd be, I think he'd be like number three on the organization chart. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I'd kind of be a beast here. Yeah, he would. Yeah, he would You'd be the fuck you fuck man you've been to you've been to like the bleachers or Wrigley no

For you yeah always wanted to be Friday 120 in July My god, let me take you to Bird's Nest Thursday. Yeah, it's done. I don't know what that is. That's fine fine Oh, is that the place with wings? Yeah? Yeah, let's do it Have a date Reasoning there balcony We're strictly looking for a place to stay. There we go. Does that have wings? It's a steakhouse.

We're looking for a pizza hut. That's the Chinese joke. Oh, man. I look at a couple places here. There's balconies. It's complicated, brother. The beer shelf was the best. Yeah, the beer shelf. The balcony bed.

Yeah, I miss it so much. I think there was one yak where it was gonna rain, and we convinced you a new invention would be adding walls to your balcony. You're like, I've never thought of that. What should we call it? Walled balcony. You were at your peak. Yeah, I've never thought of that. What should we call it? Walled balcony. You were at your peak.

Yeah, I was. How many nights did you sleep out there? 2021, Beersie is a movie. How many nights did you sleep out there? I would go like three, yeah, that's when it snowed on there. Snowed in your room? Tarpa as your blanket? I always used to believe we were too high up to get any weather up there

You would sleep full nights out there I'd sleep like three nights at a time that I would bring it inside and then I got a sponsored bed that I just left Out there forever. Did part of you think that televised fire there was gonna keep you warm? Yes. Yeah, dude. It could trick your brain.

Yeah. All right, I'm headed home. No! I have a thing. What? I have people putting something up. Zah! Zah?

Zah was on the BB. Yeah, the good old days. Jersey City shut shut up. Can you throw that picture up one more time? Did I say Brazzers? Yeah. Oh, it's Quigs. Jack McCarthy's hair's come a long way.

Where's he? Is he top right? Is that Jack McCarthy? Oh, wow. Yeah, BB. Boys. What a crew. All right, so you're just leaving us, Brandon,

the day when we needed you the most. Well, you weren't actually being nice to me. We were being nice to you. I told you I was leaving. Oh, we have the green light to share the dating photo. Oh, right. They photoed pirates, too. Also, speaking of hair, is Donnie's hair?

Love it! What a couple! Oh, my god. Hell, yes. They're cute. Yeah, they did. They fucked. They're cute. Yeah they did, they fucked. No!

Yeah. Yeah. You can see it on them. She said, she's like, should I bring my kiss coin to the date? I said, yes. Oh, thank you. Definitely.

I gotta get details, I gotta know how it went. Cause we, it would be fun to go to this wedding if it, no pressure. We would have to. Yo, absolutely. We'd have to. Yo, absolutely. We'd have to pay for the wedding. We'd have to bang it out. Kalahari.

Yeah, Kalahari wedding. That'd be awesome. Are you planning to go up there? They said, they sent me an email. They're like, bring the kids, visit on us. So, this is like the best case scenario. How far of a drive? It's in the Dells.

So I don't know how far, like an hour and a half to know like three You know I don't think I'm gonna make it to your wedding. That's okay. I was more of a courtesy invite I was gonna give you a gift anyway, so that's smart. Yeah, it's real cool. Are you drinking at your wedding? I've been told you don't you're not supposed to booze too much before you get up there But once it once it's all it's only like it's about just remember This wedding is about you. No, it's not I'm not the main people are there to see you. I'm not the main character. Yeah, no no people are there to see it's not about me It is their chance lovely future-to-be wife that you let loose at the reception and go full day to be yeah hundred percent

Okay, do you still live in Europe? Yeah How's that saving a lot of money? How's there are awesome people? And go full day to be a hundred percent. Okay. Do you still live in your? Yeah How's that saving a lot of money? How's there are awesome people? Did they do they ever see anything that you do? Yeah, do they watch any of this? Like well, I hope they don't watch this when you come back. Would they be like shit you shit your computer. No They watch my Francis videos, which I'm pretty loose Let loose on there there which is not good You just got block talk about jacking off a lot

Yeah that i'm a jacked off wait what was the thing about your have you wait i don't know I'm not talking about that hold on now i'm remembering an old dana bier story Did you do you jack off into your corner or something? That was a pea in his corner? No, it was the Bible. He had a pea corner. Oh, I wear a Jesus cross and I turn it around when I jack off. So he sees your jiggling ass.

You still do that? Yeah, I don't need him to see what's going on. Honorable. I've never jacked off on Christmas. I won't do it see see Can't see through walls or anything is that true. Yeah, well. I don't I can't say I have either you probably I've had 32 Christmases I don't recall jacking off Adam you'd remember I Would you're right? Yeah? Should we play a game or something yeah, we should play werewolf game

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We could go take a half hour break every current NBA player. Yep, no I Mean I want to see this is all right one. This isn't the right one Hmm I'll send it to you. What was wrong with that one though cuz that the other one is 456 that only has 438 oh Okay What was wrong with that one though because that the other one is 456 that only has 438 oh Okay No two-way players, you know that's easy shit. I don't need these just rip a team no rip a team on this Are you googling it? I'm gonna send this to TJ hold on I? Mean this is insane You're in Chicago do the bulls right now the bulls yeah, all right

Want me to send this to DJ you want me to say it? say the bulls Kobe white Zach Levine Patrick Williams Chris Dwart Dua RTE Fucking Lonzo ball Booze Ellis be usee yale is you know his nickname is starting to go around little boozy vert really pretty good Jalen Smith perfect

Hold on those a oh de soon move This is boring we don't have to do no, but I'm just do the bulls you DOS DOS just do IO a y o How the fuck do you spell it do you have to suppose full for I will get back to that thing is DOS you and M? you This is frustrating. I forget how to spell it DOS

Change the first you don't know you had it No, oh There you go,. Tori Craig. Hold on. Am I fucking panicking right now? Oh, with two L's. Uh, Javon Carter. There you go. See this is weird. I don't like this. There's an obvious one that you're missing. Uh, Vusovic. There's two obvious ones.

There's a very obvious one you're missing. Kobe White, Zach Levine. Two shooting guards. Why is- why- I'm too hungover- I'm too hungover. It's very obvious. I shouldn't have said this. Do you want me to give you a hint? I'm too hungover.

Thunder? What? Thunder, that's the hint. That's the team I'm assuming this person played for. What could that mean? Is it raining out? Allegedly like some young? Oh, giddy.

Yeah, there you go. Thunder wasn't a good enough in a way Horton Tucker two words bang bulls get he was easy I'm sorry that was bad yeah impressive that was boring yeah I know I was really boring watching you do a little geoguesser while you're at it. Dude, I love geoguessers! Yeah! Yes, dude! Get on it! Let's go, give me one.

Do you want to go back, uh, do you want to go to the... You gotta get back in the booth with TJ. I want to go to the USA. Okay. No world. I don't want world. I have to go back with him? Yeah.

If you want to run the keys, or you could do it here. Or you could have TJ. No, no, no. Fuck that. I don't need the keys I'll let TJ go off. Are you good at this? No I Kind of want to see you do the world all right. I'll do the world Because the US is hard for anyone yeah, it's like really hard, but isn't world harder no cuz there's more giveaways That's India all right try No there that's they're gonna be mad at you

That's fucking use beckistan Maybe do states unless this is right. Do you oh not bad well very bad really bad that's the states that's London yeah no no no palm trees it's got to be the only got some English so so that's Mexico It's like London Africa all right. Yeah, just just do we're at in Africa fucking South Africa Oh Not bad close That's Egypt

You're Egyptian are you not yeah you tan so well, and I can't wait was it Egypt That's Russia we'll go till you get one then we could go to the state oh I ran now I rack Jordan hmm all right Hmm All right What are you laughing at dude everything you say makes me let me see let me see the map it's in Africa obviously Big oh obviously obviously oh, there's English. Um, I don't know. Zimbabwe. Mm-mm.

Ooh. Uganda. Close. Berry. Oh, this one one's easy data. You got this yeah You can you make up the words yeah, what language oh, it's Germany right Wrong, Switzerland Germany right wrong Switzerland this can't be fun for I'm I this is just a road come on dark Cocaine territory you know that Colombia yeah, yeah Turn turn around teach That's obviously Africa. All right. Can we?

No, that's not what I meant when I said obviously. Chad. Oh, man, a S-car. That's a toughie. This is the States. Oregon. Alright. Alright. I'm gonna go eat. Alright, Dana.

Love you guys. Love you too. Love you. Love you, Yak fans. Well said. All right. You got anything to write? No. Come on.

No, you're not leaving. All right. Oh, welcome back, Dana. Where were you, Dan? I was going to the bathroom. Oh, okay. Danny wants dates? Let's play a game what game yeah, you're lacking that she provides is Che talks it out and Hilarious way yeah Dana sees one shot. He's a Russia. Yeah She's like a chat. She's like ooh. It's got trees. It's got to be Russia. Yeah, yeah, no oh

Cars you gotta have a game for us TJ. It's be organ There's an equal amount of play werewolves and don't play werewolves We just need the chat to tell us something to do because none of our brains work. Yeah at all. I apologize I because none of our brains work yeah at all I apologize I Want to take advantage of Dana being here yeah It's a special you want me to drink Why don't we assume Dana's brain beer have you done the gauntlet no oh The gauntlet oh never all right? Gauntlet go oh and he got his brain warmed up with a sporkle. He's

Connor will come out and set it up or luke speaking of Connor Video oh My god look Mostly good so first off how did it start Ken Jack and Jack? Oh my god look Jack is a master rumor star tell us tell us the backstory Ken Jack Photoshop Connor Griffin as the maintenance man for Bonnie blue okay The low-tier model looking woman whoa whoa whoa whoa to quote Jack Mack That slept with It was either a thousand or a thousand thousand men going for a thousand she Kinjack made a Photoshop That makes it look like it was a deleted tweet from Bonnie blue where Bonnie blue is thanking her on set

Janitor basically yeah clean the table such an order Connor the shag table was kept squeaky clean all shoot thanks to him It uh-huh It kind of blew up eight years and Connor has become a celebrity in England Oh, no, I've seen this circulating like on Facebook on random non-barstool accounts. Everyone believes it. Let's see it Why is everyone on UK TikTok suddenly becoming an OF creator? In the last few weeks alone we've seen Bevo, Luke Bennett and Simple Simon all do collabs together. That tastes better than your little chip tonight. Wait those guys fuck? It seems to be that's next boy Bevo. I like I like Beaver oh what yeah these weeks who is responsible for cleaning Bonnie blue's table

thousand-man shaggathon has revealed himself and honestly just looking at this picture I think of some combat veterans look more alive than this poor Oh my god, that's good Connor Tarnas what are you calling a mark the gist janitor? That's way better than yeah, yeah, I Don't know if the chains working for Connor. I know he's trying to be a chain guy mm-hmm. He's sticking with it. I think the I Think he's got to tuck it in and the funny thing is Ken Jack and Connor Griffin haven't really crossed paths yeah they don't know there's no real reason for Ken Jack to know keep it popped Connor except for Connor does look like a jizz jander yeah and specifically a British jizz yes yes where you going he also made the oh no he's gonna shit himself

he made like some sort of NBA forum like of course the guy oh yeah cuz in the second so he's got the one picture with his jacket on but the one with Bonnie blue behind him you could see half 76ers logo on Connor's sweater shirt or traded British lore and the NBA Twitter Connor can actually sue for this Jack his image is ruined Just as face and Connor has a very bright future. He's very talented. He's fucked He's fucked yeah, and this was one day after he got like attacked for his fashion choices by like a huge like the

Fits guys tough. Yeah, he posted this and Then they posted those get one of these and be like that's enough personal style literally the exact same jacket It's the oh no This Abercrombie jacket is single-handedly changed my life Oh no Connor surely that's coincidence We need to get like We need to figure out like the Penn State alumni magazine. Oh, yeah, maybe by a mention like let's ruin

The face of swag list come cleaning cocks Honor Griffin 2019 Jizz janitor All right, you ready Dan did you know everything? Uh Bags, soccer, throw, shoot, Sporkle Uh

Bags, soccer, Baseball I'll go out there and do it with you Alright I'll be your guy I think Dan is going to be first page All right. I'll be your guy. I think Dana's gonna be first page. What's the best score? Big Cat is first and second.

Some people when they're hungover really do have, like you hit a certain zone, yeah. If you're still a little drunk. It's like when you're getting, a drunk driver is hardly the one hurt because they're so relaxed when they're wrecking. Right, it's nice and loose, yeah. Lucky dogs.

You gotta put the bags down. Cody, will you help rebound the soccer balls? Something funny, something slapstick is going down. Yeah. Yeah. You ready? He's gonna spill a giant pot of chili. Count them down. Three, two, one, go!

Let's go, Dana. Come on. Dana. Airbag. Dana. Come on. I'm nervous. Adjust, Dana.

Oh, no. Oh, God. I'm not a good matchup. That one's just a pair. Yes, go! Yep. No. Oh yeah.

Nope. Oh yeah. Here you go. Nice save people, people, people. Nope. One on her. She's gonna hit the ceiling. Here you go. Football, football, football.

Uh oh. Still under a minute, Dana. Go for it, go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Oh, still under a minute Dana.

Basketball. Take the rack. Oh, no rack no rack no rack oh trivia trivia Dana uh Saturn green Michigan Minnesota I'm so high breathed oh tomorrow chase six primary types of Michigan, Minnesota I'm so out of breath dude Jamar Chase six primary types of liquor Jefferson. Oh playoff fuck nevermind hard liquor Liquor the primary types of Ohio you only drinks beers

Illinois How many do I need the types of ten total red? If you're getting a bottle of something what could it be come on Brazil like what's pink way going away from the links not to your way got Paraguay will not do like why won't he do the liquor does that mean? gin vodka there you go Fucking yeah rum yeah There you go. Uh, fucking...

Yeah. Rum. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. 213. Why were you so scared of the liquor? I was right in front of you.

We kept on saving the liquor. Great time. That was an incredible time. Look at that. I didn't understand the question. First page. 213. Oh, I could do better than that.

I had the bags. You want to go again? No, I don't want to go again. Come on. I'll go tomorrow. Go again right now. No, because I'm out of bags. You could have had the high score also. I went to like two threes I'm gonna that's I'm happy for it, but I'm very proud of that. Yeah, that was sick. That was awesome All right, you go again tomorrow. Yeah All right, I gotta can I please eat? Please none of us have all right, never mind a single one of us

And we have all the Chicago food you want when you move here how many true how many spin moves you're gonna do on Friday So many dude until someone stops it. I'll stop at the first one. I know you're literally I know you're spin I have counters. I know your spin move. I have counters to my spin move. Okay, but I know your spin move. I've played basketball with you. I know exactly what it is. What is it? I know. When you spin on Friday, if I'm covering you, I'll just be standing there being like, I'll kiss you every time you spin into me. No, I have counters. I knew you were coming here. I have counters. Is there going to be another season of Barstool basketball? Yes, we're currently filming it right now. Oh! How'd you guys do last? I had 28 and 13 last game. Wow. What about the team? What? How'd you guys win last

year? We wanna be... No. Wait, and you do the whole... You produce that and everything. I do. It's a great series. Can you produce... No, we're doing... Wanna hear? No we're doing we're gonna do a football team with Gruden as the coach if I lived here I would produce it. Yeah, so why don't you come out here and produce it? It's gonna be we're gonna do a real training camp where everyone on the in the entire office has to try out And we're gonna make cuts. Yeah Gruden making cuts. When's that happening? this summer and fall We'll see

That means no, yes What can we what can we offer you to get you to move here? It's not a day-in-the-decision What could we offer her to get a move here? Yeah There's got to be a price No comment all right you're a good negotiator God damn it. It makes me want about more. I'm so good there about money. God fucking damn. It's If yeah, if I get a big raise, maybe you said it's not about money I'm a mere two seconds ago

About money though guys not about but a big fat fucking raise that now that that would about money It's about a raise. Yeah, no, I don't I don't think I'm good. I'm happy You're a terrible negotiator My phone call with Dave this year was maybe 20 seconds. What was it? I just panicked I Said I said the number and then he said okay, let me think about it But I had all this stuff I want to say and then did he give you the number. Yeah But I had all a big plan of the stuff. I don't know. It doesn't make you think you went too low.

Yeah. You know, Dana was the original PMT intern? I didn't know that. Yeah. He worked for free for like the first six months trying to get his foot in the door. And then he was just like, we were at a point where we couldn't hire anyone. And he's like, I can't keep doing this for free. And then we ended up like we were we were at a point where we couldn't hire anyone And he's like I can't keep doing this for free and then we ended up hiring for something else Yeah, he was making clips for PMT way back today. Where were you living? It was a lot of fun. I was in Boston

Okay, yeah, and then Dave was like how were you paying rent? Uh I had a job, but I quit it to do the PMT so and then so I had like two months of just scratching and clawing pretty much. I feel like there was a little bit of like torture of Hank going on early PMT where like we just weren't allowed to hire anyone else. Yeah. Just Hank had to do everything.

Yeah. I remember asking Eric, I mean like, can we hire, like this is going pretty well. Can we hire someone else? Like, that's probably too early. Too early. So it's just Hank having to do every single bit. Yeah. And then Dana helping out.

I know if it had happened like a year later, you just would have been hired. I don't know where I would be right now if I was the PMT guy. I mean, you'd be, you and Max would just. I know. It's weird to think about. Well, I mean, people could watch the case race and see yeah

Yeah, foreshadowing yeah Max Guys who alphas some heavy force made a fish in a tank. Let's just say I had tears in my eyes You know how you are with me, I'm him. I'm that with Max, huh You said everything I do makes you laugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, every single thing he does makes me laugh He's just so he's so like he's just so Italian yeah Italian as it gets you know Dana's Egyptian. Yeah, yeah, we are very cool 25% pretty fucking cool Would you ever go to Egypt? I've never been no you're walked like an Egyptian

My grandpa was a hundred percent Wow and my dad my dad once and a monkey jumped on his shoulder and took his head off his head Wow ran away. Did you just tell us the plot of curious George? Is that really what it is that a real story God what color is that the most unremarkable? Egyptian thing I don't know he was My dad had a monkey take his hat. He was actually so that He was actually the Bronx Zoo. I took a 23 and me test and I said you're 45% dad took a

25% Egyptian 50% hat I left out the part where he was in Egypt. Oh But still that's That's a cool story. It's stuck out to me all these years. It's a story Yeah, that's cool. I bet you there's a lot of monkey snatching hat. Did he ever get his hat back? Oh ran away with his hat. That was it. That was the end of it. It's a cool story That didn't have a beginning middle or end Tell us that story again. My father was in Egypt a monkey jumped on his shoulder took his hat off his head and ran away. Holy shit Holy fucking shit. That's just gonna be telling the grandkids that one

I don't even know if that would be a story like if I can I'm on your side. That's a cool I don't even know if I would tell that story I think that's I think I just talk about it with the people I was with for like that story. I think that's like I just talk about it with the people I was with for like maybe I mean I think that's absurdly goofy I think yeah, when was this I don't know, but I've remembered it for 20 years. What kind of hat? I think it was just a hat Straight hat bro clears it up, and actually there's no wild monkeys in Egypt So it was just you it was like a tourist monkey tourism. Yeah, yeah

Because that this story really happened. I mean I lost Papa Beers is lying Man, this would just crump that would crump that would yeah, that's my that's immediately all of them and ask him to call Yeah, calm at home. That's story be like what happened in Egypt with the monkey Call him and tell him the last story. Be like, what happened in Egypt with the monkey? Oh, man. I don't want to see you get your heart broken. This is going to suck if he doesn't remember this story. Son, we're not Egyptian.

I've never met a monkey in my life nor worn a hat. You've had your hat this whole time. I want pins and needles I want to hear this story straight from the source It's probably golfing right now shit it's retired he lives in Scottsdale. Oh there is Dad Dad Dad Dad You're live on a show on barstool right now. We have a question Mr.. Beers, it's big cat. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Are you golfing right now?

We were talking about Dana being Egyptian and you visiting Egypt Did you ever visit Egypt while wearing like a hat? Yes, I did. And anything happen? Yeah, a monkey stole my hat. Ah, love it! That's a great story. Great story. Wait, did he get the hat back? Did you get the hat back? I don't believe I did.

I was very upset, I knew that. See? Okay. Alright, thank you dad. What kind of hat what kind of hat was it? Verified the whole story Wow just a regular all right and firm tree. Thank you Yeah, no no no there we go all right. Thank you dad. Love you all right that story's cool now. Sorry for doubting you Yeah, I apologize idiots. I apologize see Because he had the hat and then the monkey stole it That's the part that I think I was confused about see I was picturing a crazy hat, but finding out was regular

I told you yeah Yeah, and then the monkey came and just grabbed it mm-hmm What a story I think it is yeah, I don't am I missing something here I mean the funny part is not necessarily the story. It's that that was one of your bullet points and proving how Egyptian Point one my grandfather was a hundred percent Egyptian bullet point two to prove how Egyptian. Bullet point one, my grandfather was 100% Egyptian. Bullet point two to prove how Egyptian. My father had his hat stolen by a monkey. I think there was a big-

My brain's not working, so I don't know why I think this story's so stupid, but it's probably a cool story. There was a big drop off from bullet point one to two in terms of- That's what sticks out to me but no Egypt noteworthy none if you ever visit Egypt will you wear a hat yes whoa and

the monk revenge of the beers I'll find the monkey you're gonna take you should get a hat made of tungsten and kill a monkey oh yeah or just have a smaller hat on underneath yeah or have a monkey under your hat that fights the monkey trial here at there we go Yeah, we're the big hat. We're big house of monkey trap. Oh, yeah

Swallows him up yeah Dad we go sponsor this yeah, you send me out there and do that you have to stay there until it happens We have a we have a monkey sponsor. Don't we? Wearing a hat what Egypt gone wrong? Don't we? Wearing a hat what Egypt gone wrong? You'll never expect what happens next thumbnail would rule To monkeys wear hats tune into this video and find out again I'm so long over I don't

fucking I think the monkey stealing a hat is hilarious none of this is funny but it's all funny to me funny I'm loopy yeah me too what did she put on the prep sheet anything good oh can you do the new Amsterdam read sure can we'll be back tomorrow. Better. Promise. Bring our A game. I can't find the ad. New Amsterdam Vodka. This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy got promoted, or you're just having an amazing day, you can celebrate your wins with New Amsterdam Vodka. Whether it's with juice, with soda,

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Disclaimer big band-aids for serious bloody areas don't count just regular size for the purpose of this exercise What I? Don't know like a couple weeks ago? Yeah, I cut my finger. I use Band-Aids. Every once in a while. Fairly regularly. I'll probably have a Band-Aid on every other month.

Maybe, no, every three. I would only put it on just for the purpose of stopping the blood from flowing. Do you guys just put it? And then you take it off? Yeah, once the blood stops. Interesting shit. Anybody watch Rone's show this morning. No I wanted yeah, I never chance for applause Rhone calm everyone go subscribe to ron.com

What what what was he doing on the show? I'm gonna watch it later I don't know I was hungover he was just pulling up videos It was him to kind of just being him and that's the best yes. Oh, yeah I like to he said it's gonna be like world-building so it's not just gonna be your own calm There's gonna be like other stuff that comes from it. Yeah, it's gonna break out Yeah, it's gonna be every week every Wednesday every Wednesday morning. Yeah, I'm Stern 9 Eastern. I love that Do you think he talked to Ben Mince about this? Oh shit. Oh no.

Wake up, Mincy's going to take a huge hit. A rapper doing a morning show? Oh no. Fuck. Mincy invited me to a golf event with Drew Brees next week. Oh. I declined. So is Mincy going to a golf event with Drew Brees?

I think that was what he was just telling me that he's going to a golf event with drew breeze. I think that was what he was He was just telling me that he's going to a golf event. I Was like I was like I appreciate that, but I'll be I'll be working so he'll be in New Orleans Yeah, he is official I I think he was like hesitant cuz he's like can I go to New Orleans if I just pay my own way and I was Like I expected you to be there. Yeah, he can't have he's gone can't super well week in New Orleans I'm mincy there is it still icy there. Yeah, he can't have he's gone can't super bowl week in New Orleans on mincy there Is it still icy there? No? I don't think it's like 60 degrees beautiful. You're not going are you oh? Yeah? Because oh yeah, booze ponies. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that by the way. What do you mean?

I haven't been told anything. What do you mean? Will we see oh? No, I don't know what's happening. I own I are announcing all the new teams and rosters at the halftime show live Oh, yeah, we do I do I huh? I guess you guys will have to find out or you can ask me politely after the show Interested I shouldn't say that Jeff texted us some options, but I don't I don't know what were the old for the for the boost ponies Was the new will confident option? I don't know. I don't know if he's playing or not Do we know that I think he's playing on he's playing the super he's playing Super Bowl for sure I Don't know we'll see he's on the graphic. Is that a big loss to the Boos ponies not stats wise

Oh, that's all that matters. Morale, definitely, definitely huge hit. Not stats wise. He doesn't bring anything to the team with his brain. But that's why we love him. That's why we love him. I gotta go do an interview. Should we spin the wheel? We gave it a good show today.

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refreshing beverages are sold. Yeah, I'm not good at video games. I think that's something I've lost. Big time. What are you doing, Danny? You shooting? Just... You shooting? He's got to do something with his hands. He's got to do something with his hands. Big time What are you doing Danny shooting just shoot? Got to do something with his hands. How did you saw brother that someone get him some male breasts? One large order of male breasts coming up

Alright, let's spin the wheel. Did we hit everything TJ? I think we did yes alright And Friday will be the case race four hours long Tomorrow we'll be here. We'll have energy. We'll be good. We'll do full two hours. I Need to sleep. Did you guys sleep at all? I didn't sleep in a wink. Oh barely Not really. I slept about four and a half hours That hurts not enough that hurts the brain Tuesdays are tough. Yeah Yeah

But we stuff that was tough to drink the most beers of your life, but look we're we're not gonna do another one for six months Yeah, it feels like the right amount of time. I think we're in a good rotation now where it's a January and a summer Royal Rumble is gonna be awesome is that was gonna say is that we do all we have to you guys agree Well, yes has to be real humble again Has to be I? Also, do have ideas of doing that Hell in the cell like all of us first, which

Hell in the cell like all of us first or each Pull the watch What does do it do uh-huh? Yeah, beers know his job. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, Dana. That's your job Oh, that's a dream. Oh. How is that real? Dana, when you see a guy like that How does he Do you want to collab with him or kill him? I fucking love, I found Deutsch.

Yeah. You found Deutsch? I think Donnie found Deutsch. One way or another, I tweeted out one of his videos during Covid and then No shit. He got pretty popular after that. Donnie interviewed him, yeah, around COVID as well yeah okay I should say I found him but I think I'm you're Lou Perlman for George I helped put him on a little bit your coaching tree yeah he's your pure guy coaching tree all

right let's spin the wheel just be nice to us wheel We'll oh my god. I think it's a reset. Oh my god. That's all my notes What does that mean like from Jackass? Flower thrown in your face I'll take it That's how hungry are they maybe just fucking flowers That's how I'm starved. Does anybody have any of this fucking flour? It's in his mouth. Do we have the flour?

It's in that locker. I literally have to do an interview right now. Alright, so it's first person is doing the antique-ing and then the last person is getting antique. Great. Thanks Mark. Brandon's on this wheel.

Did anyone else come on this wheel. Brandon has to be. Has to be. Did anyone else come on? No. All right, it's us. All right. Nice. Oh, that's good. That's good. Kate's doing the antiquing.

She might miss. She will. I know. Who did it last time? Who threw last time? I did. Is there? Oh, Danny. Oh, is it an eliminator?

An eliminator. Oh, I'm so sorry for laughing at you. Nick, that is bad, Nick. What you just did is bad. Should I go with a little chunk and be accurate or just take as much as I can? Do I do this interview with Fully Antique? I will tell you, when I went up to that sales meeting,

Antique, it didn't go well. Okay. The show is, the thing we met about will be going sponsorless. Oh, man. Nick, you son of a. I'll champion for you, big cat. No, no, no big cat no no no that's not the wheel will punish me if I do that I'll be get the powder out. Oh fuck Brandon. He shouldn't have gotten that that's Lower Kate Lower on the floor on the floor next to the pictures Kate next to the pictures

I'm a damn it damn it I don't need this today at all oh stop stop stop stop stop Oh, you would have done it. Oh, I needed that Keep going keep going yes 17 times That's a seven All right, he's a someone nothing What if it's a sweet the whole bag So yeah, he's winning. Yeah, he's winning one nothing right now All right one one Someone just throws in your face. Yeah, that's it pretty much it. Yeah. all right. Is there a shower here? It's super high-level comedy. Yeah

21 TJ 312 Oh Fight Dana you just gonna blow a 3-1 lead fight Dana fight What a Dana show Whatever What a Dana show. What a Dana show. Whatever. That doesn't sound that bad. Close your eyes. Yeah, get up against the flower door. Really get him, Kate.

No, I wouldn't do that. Really throw it. Oh my God. Close your eyes. She's going to get too close and hit him in the face with her hand, isn't she? Wait, Kate, straight on. Get straight on. You're going to miss.

You're going to miss. That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Good job, Dana. It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee Swab. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy Hey, see you tomorrow. Love you guys. Case