The Yak - Dana Beers Is Bringing Back The Yug Station: Thu Sep 17, 2026

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yack listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. That's a yak. Brought to you by Stella Blue Coffee. You get Stel Blue. You get the Cafe Moka. I got the rice cake in my throat.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Do you? Yeah. Take your time, buddy. No, you can go sell Blue Coffee. Thelblec Coffee.com. I got the end of the barbecue. Everyone just picked it over. Yeah, I didn't get any either.
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Starting point is 00:01:23 Nothing wrong with that You were second in line Danny That's double What was the worst Brother Yeah how did you know He was first
Starting point is 00:01:30 You were standing right behind me. We should do like a national geographic series where we just have a time lapse camera and put food out and just see how long it, you know what I mean? I have been judging everybody's plate. Some people
Starting point is 00:01:45 got too many potatoes. I'm like an African condor. The yak ends and I'll go have like a spoonful of relish. A string cheese. Yeah. He's relish left. No, but that would be like sitting in the deer stand you just see. That would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Everyone just, you put anything out. Just eases up, eats a little bit, and then it eases it. We're the easiest, we're the easiest poisonable people in the world. Oh, yeah. There's probably footage of me somewhere when donuts are here. Yeah. I take the knife and I cut a sliver. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Go to the bathroom, come back, cut another sliver. Oh, yeah. And then you have a whole donut. I eat a whole donut. But then like a five-minute window, I eat a whole donut, but I cut it 800 times. Yeah, I eat four donuts and it takes me, you know, like, there's, 29 bites. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'm just to keep coming back for more. Doing the right thing. And just take a donut out of the gate. You got to just have a bite at a time. Yeah. How's everyone doing? Good. Really good.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Thursday. Another Thursday night football. You know how it is. Jacked up. Sure. Good game too. We're in a game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Bills and Lions. Come on. Yeah, we came to realization on Wednesday's part of my take. We're just, we are a bunch of just children that just are. happier when the schedule is made for us and football does that. Football creates a schedule that you can, you wake up and you're like, oh yeah, it's a football day. You need the routine.
Starting point is 00:03:10 I know what I'm doing. It's football day. You don't have to make a single decision. Correct. I know I'm going to eat like shit and I'm going to watch football. The diarrhea. Everything has been made for me. Shout out Tatey pooped.
Starting point is 00:03:21 He has a photo of it. It's not. What? Not impressive. No, I don't want to. I don't want to see it. I accidentally saw it from afar. Very dehydrated guy.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Wait, he posted it? No, no. He was showing it on his phone and I looked over and saw. Yeah, definitely got to a point where I was like, I think I'm out on this, but there he is. He's standing up? Does he have Hitler's hair? I thought his Monday was incredible at McDonald's. I opted out of the poop conversation pretty early.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, yeah. Most immediately. Almost immediately. Is he, he's standing up there? Does he hover at his own bathroom? Maybe that's why I can't shit. He stands. It won't say won't let him go.
Starting point is 00:03:57 He just doesn't know how to shit. didn't hurt felt good yeah that's gay it's my phone that's really good felt so fucking good this ass play didn't hurt felt good
Starting point is 00:04:11 tore me up I really enjoyed that oh man so yeah what's what's up how's everyone doing I'm still frustrated with Ben yeah listen I know that there were yak fans that were upset yesterday
Starting point is 00:04:25 I get it and they were upset at Buda Ben I did my one thing that I would say in not defensive Buda Ben, but your frustration, I had a phone call with Buda Ben like two hours after the yak, and we just did the same thing again. So I should be the one who's the most frustrated. So it's not really like sorry for Buda Ben frustrating you. It's more like you don't have a right to be more frustrated than me. I got a guy I'm more frustrated with than Ben.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I don't really know Buda Ben that well. Ethan volunteer for a job he couldn't do. Yeah, true. He called in and he volunteered and said, okay, we need to get you out there. And he said, well, not tomorrow. I have to watch my dog. Yeah. Well, don't volunteer for the job.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Yeah. Is he still going? No. No? I don't think so. The poor guy got manhandled the vet today. Warrior Spirit, we move. That should be you, Danny.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Yeah, should have been. I was sitting. So my son had baseball practice. It was raining. So I got like a primo parking spot. And I was like, go practice. I'm going to be in my car. and Buda Ben called me
Starting point is 00:05:27 and he just kept on repeating so no Danny over and over he's like so so I really was Danny yeah he was like I was really into the Danny thing and I was like I know dude but you made too many demands
Starting point is 00:05:40 is Danny that responsible I don't know comparatively yeah but he didn't understand Danny was not going to drive no Danny was going to document the whole point is Buda Ben was like
Starting point is 00:05:53 can I have someone come out and drive me and we'll make a video and I was like, that's a good content idea. But Danny is the one. If Ethan and Buddha are just by themselves, they're just not going to post anything. Yeah, I got a couple of missed calls from him. I've been in this situation before.
Starting point is 00:06:08 If I'm driving, no one else is going to be tweeting or filming. Yeah. I did it for the content, obviously, or I was going to do it for the content. But if I'm driving, I don't think any content would really be coming out of it. One hand on the wheel, one on my phone. And I'm not mad at Buddha, by the way. I do love the guy because this is who he is.
Starting point is 00:06:23 He's a particular guy. This is the Buda Ben experience. Dave texts me right after he's like Buddha bed experience his back Yeah I know And I've known him for a long time I wasn't yesterday didn't shock me I'm confused now
Starting point is 00:06:34 Where did we stand He is getting a ride from The councilman Joe And then But he was only getting a ride to Phoenix So that Ethan could pick him up And now Ethan's not picking him up any Yeah I think he's making alternate plans
Starting point is 00:06:46 I told him just make your own plans You got this, you're an adult That's fair He was out late last night Yeah he's having fun He also looked like he was having the time of his life which didn't make me want to go anymore. Yeah, Blythe was...
Starting point is 00:07:01 Where is that? Where is that? Yeah. Wow. What is that? I thought he was in a sauna. That's just the backyard. That's a smoking area of a bar.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Bar's too bright. Yeah. Hey. Classic bar watching wake up bar stool. Your shout out to Councilman Joe. Big event coming tomorrow morning. What's the big event? Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Tomorrow morning is here. What's the name is it? Oh, wow. We're almost through the morning out there. That was the last tweet. Was big event coming tomorrow morning? I think he's getting a ride. Or Buda Ben's driving the Denny's.
Starting point is 00:07:36 He's going to Denny's. He's going to Denny's. He's going to Denny's. Yeah, that's the Buddha experience. Yeah, I didn't know that. And he is good at his job. His job is not content. I will say that.
Starting point is 00:07:49 So like. But Willie has to travel as a producer? I think so. But he was judging him for, like he isn't a content guy. He did want to get a free ride. And I was like, only way I'm going to do that is. through content. He is a behind-the-scenes producer. Yeah, I don't understand what's going to happen when he has to travel.
Starting point is 00:08:05 He went to France with... That's right. Rohn and Caleb and Donnie. So this is all very new, the anxiety and, like, not being able to travel. No. He went to France. Well, I heard... What?
Starting point is 00:08:19 On his way to L.A., originally, he had the stale made in the Rocky Mountains. Yes. He was strained in the Rocky Mountains. I gave up in Colorado on the way there. And it truly drove him all the way. That's, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. That's, I might have like moved past it too fast, but that was why I was so shocked that he was like, I can now go all the way across country when he couldn't go all the way across country six, six years ago.
Starting point is 00:08:48 That was he, he said he had altitude poisoning. Yeah. That's probably what it was. I mean, probably was. Probably altitude. Probably forgot to turn off his ace. Yeah. Overheating.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Boy, that was frustrating. Yeah. Probably the most frustrating. It was fresh conversation I've ever been a part of. Yeah, I mean, putting it into perspective, I was responding to, oh, John Rich. He's like, John Rich was like, I've never seen Big Cat like tap out like that. I was like, I deal with Mincy every day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 And Buda Ben for, it took them 30 minutes to get me in a rear naked choke. And I was just like, I'm out. Gotta get out. I gotta get out of it. Yeah, special. That's special stuff. mincy bragging about his weight loss well tate
Starting point is 00:09:34 take got through poop gate poop this morning and all he now he just has to get on a plane with mince and go to otts for mississippi it is i am fully convinced the game saturday night they're leaving today yeah i'm fully convinced by the way that mincy's ankle's not healing because he's lost 30 pounds in a month that is he's not taking
Starting point is 00:09:49 30 big part of the reason danny how much weight did you lose when you had cancer honestly there was a cent maybe 20 pounds damn serious 30 pounds in a month is actually like very, very unhelp. Are we certain he's not very sick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:05 We keep honestly comparing his ankle injury to his cancer. Yeah. And like his cancer wins every time. Yeah. Yeah. The ankle injury is worse, I think. Yeah. Those are the doctor more often, lost more weight.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah. If you put him side by side, he has suffered worse effects than I did. But these are definitely. He's even growing more hair. Yeah. These are definitely related, right? I'm not. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yes. A thousand percent. His, his, his bones not being able to heal might have something to do with the fact He's lost 30 pounds on a off the market super job. An experiment. Half of his days are triple digit calories. Yeah. It's just really funny how he keeps telling the doctor that he lost all his weight as if it's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:10:44 And every time she's like, whoa. Yeah. 2024 pounds in a month. 219 is. I was shocking when I saw that. I saw a tweet. Do you think the doctor's treating him a little bit differently because she sees him. she interacts with him and then she looks over and there's an adult male care.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Oh, yeah, true. Good point. She thinks he's mentally retarded. Yeah, for sure. She's talking slowly? I don't understand how people get so pissed about these guys we have are one in a billion. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not, when I say, like, what a company and everyone's like, dude, you're the one who, like, yes, I'm very much part of having all these people work here and stay employed. I love it.
Starting point is 00:11:28 It's just also there's days like yesterday. where you're like, we got a guy who can't poop. We got a guy who has a ankle injury, a sprained ankle that's lasted four months. We got a guy stranded in California. We got a guy trying to save him who can't leave because he's got to watch his gay uncle's dog. It's great. This is the lack pack. Actually, we don't have that guy.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Well, no, yeah, but we do. We try. We do. But we don't. All he has to say is I'll do stuff. Yeah. Which he tried, remember when he tried to do that? It didn't do well.
Starting point is 00:11:58 It was middle, middle of a. a Roman candle fight. I want to do a poker pot. That was something different. Remember, like, six months ago when Ethan, he hit me up, he was like, I'm ready to work. And I basically was like, Ethan, he's like, not really. You got me. You really turned the screws out there, boss, man.
Starting point is 00:12:20 It's like going into a finance meeting and having, you know, them be like how many ping pong balls in a 747? All I had to say was Ethan. Ethan has never doubled down on an expression of confidence. No, no. He just has, for a guy whose life is poker, he's got a terrible poker head, face. You know, he can't hide it. It can't even bluff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Are you guys hip to this AI shit that's been going on for years? No, but the, like, whole panic that everyone's had the last two weeks? Oh, about, we got 10 years left or something? Yeah. us. Yeah. You know. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:13:00 It's an op. Everything's going to kill us. What does that mean? What is that? Can't trust it. Now, all my research is based off of one Instagram video that I watched. Okay. But the woman made a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Essentially, all these AI companies have taken all this private investment and they don't actually have a utility. So they're taking all this money in and they don't have anything that they could make profit off of. So the guy who is the whistleblower He was all going to die from AI He was basically sent to do that So that the government will get involved And regulate them
Starting point is 00:13:35 And the AI guys can be like Well now we're regulated We don't have to We don't have to pay back all this private equity It's out of our hands The government stepped in So it's all an op Interesting
Starting point is 00:13:46 And this is the last Instagram video I saw So I'm believing it So are we dying or not I don't like how confident You came with that either I came real confident You did Well it convinced you immediately
Starting point is 00:13:56 immediately. Yeah. This is going to be... It made a lot of sense. Was the video itself, AI? No. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:14:05 She didn't have big groups. Was she a crab? How can this woman guarantee that one whistleblower means the government steps in? Because the government's already stepping in. And the AI companies are like, we're going to take a pause. Sure, sure, sure. And also, interestingly, the AI companies are like, we're going to take a pause, but we also would, if the government steps in, we'd really appreciate.
Starting point is 00:14:26 appreciate if you guys made us exempt to antitrust laws so they could then collude. Did you watch a second TikTok to explain that? It was a two and a half minute Instagram reel that was super convincing. Yeah. Can we just turn it off if it gets out of control? There's got to be a switch. You can plug it. Unplugged the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I'm no longer worried about AI. I want on the record. Do you want it on the record for that? Yeah. I ain't worried. Hmm. So you're done worrying about AI. Done worrying.
Starting point is 00:15:00 You were like this with COVID. And I was right. Taunted. You're taunted COVID. I only got COVID five times. You got it so much. So many times, dude. I just kept on getting it.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Are you prepared to taunt AI like the taunted COVID? I don't know if I'm there yet. Okay. COVID in the New York office was crazy because if somebody tested positive, they would like go through the security tapes and pool if you like Caleb got it and if Caleb interacted with anybody they'll pull you into a room and tell you like break it to you because I was one of those people you know to go get tested and prove that you're okay but then they wouldn't tell the whole company they wouldn't say who had it yeah they'd be like hey someone we we get an email from Erica every week being like four positives but not say who no and you'll be you'll be contacted if they like interacted with you but the idea was like you guys were all going to kill them or something like why why once you they say who? I don't know. Playing it real close to the chest. It was so strange. HIPAA, I guess.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Then you had to go across the street to that place and wait for like three hours. Outside in the rain for. I feel like it'd be good to know who. I agree. Well, then we all be speculating. Yeah. It was like, well, someone came back from Italy three weeks ago. We also had the Philly house. Remember that? Yeah, that's where I got mine. Yeah. We had a live stream with COVID. We had an apartment in Philly where we'd go down to gamble because Penn was only legal in Pennsylvania at the time, and like 15 of us went down for an NFL Sunday.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Every single one of us got COVID. Mine was the... We just went to a COVID trap house. Remember the Suggs, the Gonzaga Final Four of the buzzer beater? Yeah. We were there and the next day was... Everyone. Yeah, and then I couldn't get up for Easter Sunday.
Starting point is 00:16:44 My wife was like, what's wrong with you? And I just was... I was done on COVID. Yeah. It was awful. The worst one was the people in Detroit. In Detroit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 We stranded people in Detroit. Like a month. I drove back. By myself. That's right. I forgot about that. How'd I get out of there? And that was like right at like day zero of COVID.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah, they were like, you have to stay. And I had like a six month old baby and I was like, my wife was already like, you're just going to stay there all week. I was like, no, I'll just drive back by myself. I won't get on a plane. I drove back by myself, rented a car one shot. Steven Shea would never. We left people in that hotel for like a week, right?
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah. We were in the farmer's insurance office and this was like early, like April 2020 when at first. started and White Sox Dave had gotten it. And we're like, all right, see you in two weeks. And like five days later, we walk in and he's there. He's like, what are you doing? He's like, I didn't feel like staying home. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 00:17:37 And then I get COVID three days later. I probably had every variant. I'd pick up a new variant every life. I got it like six times. It's crazy. No one at the company died. Yeah. I had one very,
Starting point is 00:17:50 she had me like crawling on the floor. Yeah. Like horrific. I had one in it. I stayed in a hotel in like right by the office for like a week. And I went and I got like the, um, they let me go get the, the weird. Remember there was a new medicine that came out that you like basically like get like a infusion? No, it wasn't an Ivermectin.
Starting point is 00:18:13 I went to this like hospital in Staten Island where it was just me and like people who were basically about to die. And I got injected with some shit that. Oh. Fixed it faster, but it also, I've never been more tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. Stephen, do you miss getting COVID vaccines? We got a sign-up sheet for the next batch. Are they doing? They're still doing it?
Starting point is 00:18:36 Flu shots, right? Flu slash, I actually just opted for the flu, which I did last year. What? You're out? It's at the point where it's like pretty. So COVID's officially over, over. If Che is not getting his way more. How many COVID shots did you get? Stephen, what if you get COVID?
Starting point is 00:18:53 Five? Five? He spent an entire day waiting for one one time. Well, that was when it was like the thing. Yeah, one-one. The one-one kid. Yeah, but how many hours did you wait? 18 to 20.
Starting point is 00:19:07 What? And the security guard. I'd rather die. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Waiting in that line? Did he do that. One of your bouts with it, you were, like, in a New York hotel room for days and, like, getting, like,
Starting point is 00:19:20 People were bringing you stuff. Oh. Yeah, me. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, spider was dropping off food. And I was licking my, uh, my deodorant stick. To see if you taste it?
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah. Oh. Nothing? Nothing. Literally nothing. Damn. It's crazy. I've still, to my knowledge, never had COVID.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Good for you. Never. I got it twice. I don't know. I don't know if I would test at this point. Like, if I got sick, I don't think I would even. No, I've completely flipped where I'm mad if someone tests. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Like, why the fuck would you do that? Right. So I think I'm just going to go through my life, having believed I've never gotten. Did you guys do the drive-through tests? Yeah, getting tested was the worst part. You have half a forearm up your nostril, or in your car, and you've got to drive that.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Particularly your brain. Yeah, it was awful. It was wild times. It was wild. Yeah, it got brought up, like, a couple weeks ago was that whole Fauci thing, and everyone was like, you had them on apartment take. I was like, we had him on apartment to take
Starting point is 00:20:16 like five days after it got announced. I didn't know it was going to go like that. people were mad in retrospect at us I don't fucking know can you not talk to anybody before they're bad what like I'm sure you've talked to people that have turned out worse on part of my take yeah we I didn't do enough research on Carl Malone
Starting point is 00:20:39 hand up yeah happens hand up yep But Car Malone isn't hard canceled, right? Like, he still does a jazz event. Yeah, he is. Recognized by the NBA.
Starting point is 00:20:57 A lot of people don't know. Remember Patrick Beverly just found out? Yeah, but that was one where I should have, I should have, like, read a little bit. Yeah, I'm not saying you, but I'm just saying in the real world, like, I don't think Caramalone is as canceled as we act. Like, he's as can. Right. And he should be.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah, sure. But, but, but not. Like, I think the jazz still have him back. Yeah. I think they recently did for, like, some sort of, like, honor yeah saw a clip of a woman in buffalo advocating for oj to be in the uh the new stadium really he was in the okay he was in the wall of honor or whatever that they had in the old stadium now that they're in the new stadium they're they used the opportunity to take oj out they never took him down i don't know maybe
Starting point is 00:21:37 they did take it but he was like in there obviously it's not and i saw like there's an area old woman was just like 2,000 yards yeah high that's the peter king remember peter king was like i'd vote for darren and Sharper for the Hall Faye. We're like, wait, what? And he's like, well, it's between the white lines. Yeah. What do you do as a player? I mean, OJ was a hell of a running back.
Starting point is 00:21:58 He was. A hell of a running back. Billy, you could still buy a Carl Malone jersey off Mitchell and Ness. Yes. Yeah. Like a nice one. They look great. Did you buy an OJ?
Starting point is 00:22:07 I don't know. I don't think so. You can buy an OJ. Yeah. If you could, I would. What? If you could, I'd have an OJ jersey. What?
Starting point is 00:22:15 Why? Huh? Why? I don't know. We had a we almost had a We had a thing on mostly Before he died Where we had an OJ signed pictures
Starting point is 00:22:25 I have an OJ signed card We were doing an OJ sign Yeah it's just ridiculous stuff You'd wear it The ridiculousness of OJ Yeah he was wacky Wacky guy He was zany that guy
Starting point is 00:22:36 Never knew what he's going to do next Full of bits He actually did a prank show After his case I know What was the name A pay-per-view one The name was crazy
Starting point is 00:22:46 We pretended to be a car sales. I was like, well, I'm actually O.J. Simpson. Hidden camera. Yes, juice. He's got juiced. You got juiced. Wait, this was after punked? I want to say. Yeah, I think punk just inspired
Starting point is 00:23:02 a bunch of shows. He wore makeup and disguises. And pretended to sell a white for Bronco. That's fine. Oh, my God. That's really funny. That's crazy. Good Lord. Yeah, we got offered once to interview. It fell through.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Those banners. Yeah. You're into collecting mindset now? Yeah. Somebody called. Oh my God. That's O.J. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:29 If somebody called. Wait, Brandon. I want to hear what you have to say. I want to look at this more. What? That's not even as juiced. Oh, boy. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:42 You just got juiced? You got juiced? Remember that clip of him pretending to, to, uh, Yeah, staff. Stab the reporter? Yes. That was crazy. If somebody called you and said, I've got OJ Simpson's white Bronco, you can have it for 10 grand.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, I want the Joe Post. That's amazing. I'm pretty sure it's at, I think one of the Morgan and Morgan guys owns like a crime museum, and I think it's there. No way. Let me look. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah, we got, I can't remember who it was, but they were like, they pitched us this idea. They're like, bless you, Danny. Thanks, you did. You sneeze too much I know, I know They were like Yeah, do you guys We have this ad ideal idea
Starting point is 00:24:25 Where you guys are going to pick up OJ from jail And do the first interview And I was like I think we can do The second interview Yeah It fell through before we like
Starting point is 00:24:36 Officially said no But I was like We're cool with like Yeah Maybe let him do a couple other interviews First It is a weird lying It was a real ad idea
Starting point is 00:24:44 They brought it to us And we're like I don't know man You see Netflix is like created an almost like an MCU universe of all the serial killer. Yeah, and how they're announcing it is like, yeah, like hyping them up. Really? Yeah. It's like a highlight video.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Yeah, they just dropped Lizzie Borden. They're like, give you at game. They're like Jeffrey Dahmer was a problem. Yeah. It's like they're introducing the Avengers. Prime Dahmer was a problem. It's like they're about to walk out. People don't put enough respect on Prime Dommer.
Starting point is 00:25:16 The air horn's going. Did you see the new, I don't want to call it a game show, but like I guess reality experiment that Netflix is doing, the new Stanford experience? Yes. Where it's like 30 people have willingly volunteered to be in a prison for, I don't know how many days. But then some are given guard roles and some are given prisoner roles. And they, I don't know, they're just kind of. It is the experiment. What happened with the Stanford experiment was basically like you give someone a little power and they'll just become like.
Starting point is 00:25:46 They've used it immediately. Yeah. So that's just going to happen against. I think these guards end up, like, beating people. Yeah. It's going to happen again. So they think they're opting into something different, I would assume, in order for it to work? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I just read the top headline, but it should be an interesting show. O.G Simpson Bronco. It's in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and John Morgan owns it. Whoa. Okay. I guess it's a museum. Yeah, it's at a crime museum It's a little different than owning it and like keeping it in your house
Starting point is 00:26:22 Or just keeping it by the golf sim Yeah It's a nice car How do you make something a museum Could we technically be a banner museum? We did, we'll come up I mean he did Yeah it's true
Starting point is 00:26:33 OJ did kill the old style white Bronco And that is a sick car It was a sick car Brandon I know I want it I want an old Broncos so bad They brought the Bronco back But it's not the same No it's not the same
Starting point is 00:26:44 They didn't bring the Bronco Not the fucking same At all They didn't bring it back. No. They nerfed it. Those old cars were sick. And that Bronco, for some reason, that was one of the rare cars where white was the best color on it.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah. I don't know why that is. Yeah. Most cars, the best color is maybe a black, maybe a red. Right. That white popped on that Bronco. Wasn't OJ's car. People forget.
Starting point is 00:27:13 It was Al Cowling's car. Yeah. A.C. wasn't OJ's car. And he was not driving. His buddy was? Al Caling. AC was.
Starting point is 00:27:20 OJ had a gun to his head. They're going to Mexico is what they think, right? Did he really have a gun to his head? I think he did have a gun, yeah. Let's go, pal. I think you did it. I think he did it. That's just, that's me.
Starting point is 00:27:38 I don't know what I say you did it. That's me. I think you did it. But would you host a prank show if you did something like that? Yeah. Yeah, he wrote a whole book called If I Did It. If. If, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah. I think he was like. But then he said how he would have done it, didn't he? Was it the same exact way? I think so. If I did it. What an idiot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Yeah, what an idiot. That's my take. What a dummy. Fucking guy. I don't like that guy. Nick, by the way, everyone's talking about your quarterback skill. He's got an army. He's out of him.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Yeah. Does an extreme. Does an extreme. episode one's out uh yeah I'm nasty Ron and I
Starting point is 00:28:28 Ron and I accidentally just became the like Japanese the Japanese game show announcers Oh yeah No but the The extreme eliminated Yeah Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:28:37 Because I watched back a little of it I was like we just didn't give a fuck That's the best way to do it That's the best that's the best way to do it Tommy Tommy's in his second kid Tom I said he was in his second trimester I know we checked in on him
Starting point is 00:28:51 but what we thought was his lowest. It keeps coming. It keeps coming. I think he even tweeted like, yeah, the hits keep coming. Can you see if Tommy will come on? The bad photo, the little head, clavicular. What clavicular do? That was really funny.
Starting point is 00:29:06 We said, we spent 10 minutes talking about how little his head was, and then clavicular came to the office yesterday in New York, and the first thing he said they lined all the guys up was that Tommy had, like, needed to make his head favor. Short face. They had short face syndrome. He has a little head. extensive would need extensive work quick what you would do to improve these guys looks to
Starting point is 00:29:26 help them ascend to the next level let's start with Tommy so Tommy has something called SSS which is short face syndrome so I would get a maxillary down graft from the 4-1 that give your skull a little bit more height and improve your total official with the high ratio excellent yeah that's I think that's good I mean that's a pretty invasive procedure I'm going to stick with that for now. Is he a bad guy? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:55 He's a little Nazi adjacent. Yeah. He lets words fly. He does. Josh just asks, do we want to have the creator of Juiced on? Is he a bad guy? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I think we can have bad guys on for journalists. What did you think about doing a branching of a on all time? O.J. I'd just say no. Let's just ask him if he's a bad guy off the bat.
Starting point is 00:30:20 If he says, no, he must not be a bad guy. What the fuck were you thinking? I am curious. I know what he was thinking. Like, do you feel bad at night?
Starting point is 00:30:30 You're thinking money. People would watch. Should I say yes? No? I don't know. Okay. I think. TJ, pull up the creator of juice.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Let's get eyes on. Yeah, let's get eyes on. It's Mark Blutman. Rick Marr. Well, which one is? No, it's Rick Marr. M-A-H-R. If you want to Google him.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Oh, Rick Marr, he did that Casey Anthony Quiz show that I love. Oh, so this is a thing. I know, I know. You're kidding. Casey Anthony Quiz show, Rick Marr. Best of Backyard Wrestling too. You're going to love. Brandon, are your morals feeling a little shake here?
Starting point is 00:31:14 Wait, he did O.J. Unseen. Juiced, executive producer. World's wildest bachelor party. So, hey, this guy is maybe not. He is live at the bike. Okay. Awards. I do want to know, like, for Juiced,
Starting point is 00:31:33 how do you hire for that, and what's that writer's room like? Yeah. Like, you have to bring in a lot of people for the makeup and the... That's a lot of people. You got to tell me. What is this about to say?
Starting point is 00:31:48 Well, we were just checking in on you because I, we had taped, we had taped dozen extreme before the picture of you came out. and before surviving and everything. So I apologize for the second trimester joke because that it felt like I was picking on you when I actually started it. So I was actually first. Yeah, I started with my grotesque hedonist habits over the past couple of years.
Starting point is 00:32:18 That's who started. That's who started this. You were right to call it out. Okay, okay. Because, yeah, it was like the string of events. with the dozen extreme coming after all of it, it's like, damn, the guy's already down. Yeah, no, but you're, you did it before Survivor even air. I mean, I was dealing with a bad back, too.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Oh, man. You could tell you were hurt right away. Yeah. I was in a lot of pain, yeah. But listen, I walked four miles last night. I've been eating salads and stuff, so I'm trying to rebuild myself and find a way to love myself. And you did well in the Big Cahuna
Starting point is 00:32:56 The running through the Yeah, yeah I mean I wouldn't say I did well I would say I didn't massively fuck it up And fall on my face Rico tried to blame you That was very funny No the Big Cahuna just because Nick
Starting point is 00:33:12 was lights out with the QB He's a fucking incredible arm I'm nasty It's incredible They were calling you Michael Nick Don't do that Don't do that don't do that
Starting point is 00:33:23 you like there's quarterback's name Nick did you guys did you guys slightly more damning part of the clavicular thing with me Phil
Starting point is 00:33:36 oh yeah yeah Tommy you care to explain about this a little bit yeah so clavicular came in and he basically told me I need a total invasive facial
Starting point is 00:33:48 reconstruction surgery and I was like, oh, okay, that doesn't sound like, I didn't know what that meant, so that doesn't sound like that much. And he said, no, it's like a very invasive procedure. And I was like, oh, okay. And then basically he was like, uh, Greer, you just got to like shave your beard. And then he gets to meek Phil and he's like, you need the same procedure as Tommy. And that was, that was a tough one. That was tough.
Starting point is 00:34:08 And then I'm going to hop in line and you can do me after. So the same thing I would recommend to the first gentleman. I would recommend to you. Do you know, Tommy? just not what you wanted to eat here no definitely not is Nate that hat kind of guy now so
Starting point is 00:34:29 yeah he wears that hat sometimes mainly when he's making espressoes and he had he had Una draw 47 logo on the side yeah it's his new look
Starting point is 00:34:44 do you see who he I'm assuming this was Nate because he does the music concerts in the office right you see who they No, that's not. Oh, that's not him? Nick Hamilton. Oh, they had Hube-Stank.
Starting point is 00:34:54 They had Hube-Stank. In the office. What was the reason for that? Hello. They were great. I love that. Hube-Stank is great. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:03 So you're good, Tommy? Yeah, Nikki Smoke's actually about to get here any second. What is, is that a content trip or a fuck trip? I think it's a fuck trip. It's a person. Yeah, it's a personally. He wanted to come see his boy.
Starting point is 00:35:18 You? Yours boy? What's? I'm out of the Louie. Nikki smokes is going to New York. Yeah, the billings are pointing. And Reed are going, not for content, but to have sex with the other co-workers. Oh, I think.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Run out of coworkers here. I think New York was like, hey, we haven't been fucked in a while. Oh, yeah. Have you seen like on me recently? We're calling Nicky. So it's a fuck trip. Yeah, and there's a lot of people being very nasty to me in this office, putting a lot of pressure on. me, oh, what are you doing with your boyfriend this weekend?
Starting point is 00:35:52 We're doing with your boyfriend and, like, acting like, I have to make all these plans and send out particles, but I don't really like having that pressure. But it's going to be sort of my last hurrah weekend before I really get my life in order. So you are hanging with your boyfriend? He's not my boyfriend. Is he staying in your apartment? No, no, no. Him and Reid have a hotel.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Okay. Yeah, but he's waiting up front. She's going to eat him alive. Oh, boy. What are your plans? See, that's what be, like, I don't know. hit some bars, maybe a club or something, just go out, have fun, show them the city.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I'm not going to come up with a whole itinerary, you know, just wherever the nights take us. Has he ever been in New York? No. He said he went once as like a little kid. Got it. And Reed, I don't think has either. No way.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I think we're about to get a Freddie L.A. 7 experience out of New smokes. Who, by the way. He's still here. He's still here. No, this is sick. Yeah. In skyscrapers? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:36:48 It's pointy. Oh, my God. It's so many people. People are everywhere. Yeah, Freddie L.A. 7, go home, dude. He's just doing the same thing. Where is he now? He went to Iowa.
Starting point is 00:37:01 He is. I think he is home. Yeah. He's just, yeah. But he's never shown his himself. No. I think he's, I think he's one of us and always has been. He's not dressed like a European.
Starting point is 00:37:14 He's an American. You still there, Tommy? Tommy. Tommy. But, okay, cool. Yep. Good chat and I'll try to be less fat. Is there one thing good going on in your life? His boyfriend? No.
Starting point is 00:37:30 It's got to be good to know, like, what you could do to be attractive, right? Like, that's just right right in front of you. Just all you have to do is go lengthen your skull. Get the skull lengthen her and like, I am like, I'm a gap in how ugly I look in this frame right now. Did you at least, did you at least Google the surgery? I did. I did. short face syndrome because he said I have short face syndrome
Starting point is 00:37:52 and so I got to basically widen my forehead and just basically straightened my face a little bit so that my features aren't as hideous he didn't say anything about your nose shockingly no I thought for sure he was going to be like nose job but instead and that would have been great it would just like fix your nose it was no it fixed everything
Starting point is 00:38:11 everything on their face what uh that's good huge win Tommy at least you know like if his rock bottom, you know that everything's up from everything's up. That's what I've been telling myself, really, is everyone has to bottom out. Hopefully this is it for me.
Starting point is 00:38:28 That's why you have smokes coming over. Yeah. Yankees might win the World Series. Dude, the Giants, I told you the Giants. The Giants are good. The Giants are good. But, you know, I should be at a place in my life at 30 where I'm able to find happiness from within.
Starting point is 00:38:42 This is so funny to be. Not from external factors. This is a real. Yeah. Yeah. I've been stretching every morning. Good. Good start. Your stomach? Your face. I do have a titty press thing. I do. It's supposed to get rid of your.
Starting point is 00:38:57 TikTok started hitting me hard with the, if you want to get out of your fan boobs. What's your titty press? It's like, I don't know, it's like a little machine. It's like a handheld machine. Oh, that thing is a squeeze in front of you? Yeah, yeah. You squeeze it like that. That's good, Tommy. I bought that because you got to be worried when like TikTok and Instagram hits you with that stuff. it means that you still might have a chance when they hit you with the
Starting point is 00:39:20 hey you're fat but here's a shirt to make you less fat that's when you know you're fucked I get those yeah the shirts the shirts engineered just for fat guys this one gets slightly less fat hey fat ass you've given up on the gym
Starting point is 00:39:39 how about a shirt this shirt shows this one doesn't Tommy this weekend's going to be good for you I feel it and I'm praying I'm sure. I'm sure it won't be. And then everybody's playing me. A Nikki Smokes didn't like New York because Tommy sucks as a tour guy. That'll be all.
Starting point is 00:39:54 That'd be funny. Yeah. I'd like for you to. I don't even know how to be a tour guy. Like, just go to bars. I don't know. I want Nicky Smokes to leave there hating that fucking place. Yeah, take him to Broadway.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah, take him to see a show. Actually, do take him to the 9-11 museum because there's a chance you might not know that happened. He could definitely be tweeting. Being like, what the fuck? Why don't we do something about this? It puts everything into perspective. Man, I knew.
Starting point is 00:40:24 I was four when this happened. How the fuck would I know? I knew that if something happened, I didn't know it was this bad. How would Reid act down there? Everyone was sad last Friday. All right. Keep your chins up. It's so gross when I put my chins down.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Let me see. Let me see you put your chins down. No, put your chins down. Put them down. Put him down. Army don't do it, man. We don't need this. Put the chin on the floor.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Drop the chin. Oh. He seems good. He's great, yeah. He's thriving. The Yuck Station's on the move? Yeah. Dana, I don't know if the timing is exactly like how it lined up, but the boys in my guys in the PMT corner, they were,
Starting point is 00:41:15 very close to just stealing the Yugg station and throwing it out and being like you never use it but Dana today was like hey I got some plans big Q4 coming for the Yug station nice has he announced where he's moving it can we reveal I don't know I'll tell him to come down here I mean it is such a way
Starting point is 00:41:33 It comes down here You know what has to happen It gets to get wet Yeah Hmm Today is the dawn of a new I feel like Dana does new days a lot Yeah he's a new day guy
Starting point is 00:41:47 Nina Simone had ass Yeah I'm the most positive guy in the officer we did just try to steal the Egg Station full transfer Yeah they were they were blotting Is he a positive guy? He is since the next one
Starting point is 00:41:59 Shout out Squirtle Shout out Squirtle Suck my dick You're gifted LML On the front and bow You got a ratio squirrel Yeah Yeah we got to get that on
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah The real Bobby Snails kind of got him I don't know who did this, but they did move the camera that's over there. Oh. It's all fucked up, so. We can't even see the Yux Station. That looks like a horror. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:42:27 I was going to say, this is the inside of a cereal. I don't like this. It's like a filter. A sepia. All right. There is. Looking good. Oh, hey, Dana.
Starting point is 00:42:42 New shirt. That's a bad shirt to get wet. A capel net? I don't think that's a new shirt, actually. No, it's not. Yeah, he's seen it. Yeah. A handful of times.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Not about wet. Yeah, you do have to get wet. But you can hang for a little bit until you get wet. What's up? Hey, Dana. Hello. Big changes with the Yug station, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Okay. Oh, don't do that. All right. You said Big Q for. I'm getting bullied over there. Yeah, they do not like the Yug station over there. So they turned on the Yuc Station? Well, because it takes up a lot of space.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Was Chef Donnie over there? Oh, yeah. I'm getting bullied. Why are the last time you used it? Right. We just looked it up. the last episode was January. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:43:22 So, like, I don't think the PMT guys had a problem with it until it just didn't get you. There have been more recent Wakeup Mincy episode. You're acting like I don't do anything else. I didn't say your Mincy. I said their Wake Up Mincy has more recent episodes. Yeah, problem. Yeah, and also, don't compare him to Wake Up Mincy. Wake up Mincy's budget is zero.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Yeah, that's true. Wake up Mincy is. Wait, this costs? Dana. The Yug station. cost money. 15 grand? So?
Starting point is 00:43:51 Dana, I get the hiatus. The summer is not a time for an ice cold, like, year. Let's put it out there. The Yug Station has been an utter disaster. We know that. Okay, but don't call Wicke up. Because Mintsie's different. Mincy doesn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Like, I actually do other things outside of the Yug station. Dana, well, you never really execute it to the original plan. Yeah, I know. You're supposed to get real, like, celebrity guests. think it's our fault. Well, here's the problem. I would drive to work a lot and then I would get drunk and I'd be like, okay, I have to Uber home and that's not a sustainable life. Yeah. Plus, you got game three of the Yug-off coming up in May, right? Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm excited for game three of the Yuggoff. We cannot wait. We're about to get to a point where I'm going to text
Starting point is 00:44:36 the boys being like, hey, maybe we should play it. Road game. Yeah. No, listen, it's been a disaster. It's been a failure, but we're going to make profit. By the end of my life, make profit on the young station before I'm dead there will be profit on the young station he's got a 40 year plan for it
Starting point is 00:44:55 what was the last one oh no oh no young station oh oh we meet you no way fuck
Starting point is 00:45:08 January 9th was your last no way shit I was I was joking oh my God That's fucked up Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:21 No I All joking aside I do have some more Thought out plans that I'm going to use it for What are you talking about? It's chugging beer No I'm saying it's gonna be It's gonna be part of a
Starting point is 00:45:33 It's gonna be part of a set Interactive Interimmersive Yeah it's gonna be It's like Disney It's not just gonna be I'm gonna go up and chug a beer It's gonna be part of a Art and Starian
Starting point is 00:45:44 You're gonna chug a beer and also Talk to someone 3D. Trust me, dude, all right? But the people are saying, oh, you don't use the Yug Station, you're a failure. Shut up. All right, I do plenty of other things here. I agree.
Starting point is 00:45:58 And you're not mad to my knowledge. No, not at all. I think it's funny. The fact that we spend money on. Don't be mad if Big Cat's not money. No, I'm, it's, it tickles me that we have a young station that doesn't get used. It's in the back of my head a lot. It costs a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:46:15 It does, yeah. Yeah. But that was okay, because that was like when data moved here, it was just like, he was like, hey, could I do a young station? I was like, yeah. It was a bold. It got you in the doors. It was basically his, like, welcome gift.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Your PMT guys, though, they're a group of guys that are role with anything. Yeah. And they just finally got tired of looking at them. You know, I would hate that thing if I were them. You don't want to get on their bad. No, it doesn't like make noise, does it? No, they just look at it. They're very territorial.
Starting point is 00:46:44 They almost got my car towed in the parking lot. Well, I wouldn't want to look at that either. I told them. I told them I was thinking about because they've been doing this new thing where in the afternoon they've just been walking upstairs. In a little squad. In a squad. Yes. And I yelled.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I was like, get back downstairs. What are you doing? It makes everybody. I don't. Everyone's uncomfortable. Yeah. I was like, I might have to put like a child gate around the PMT corner. You downstairs guys, even like when Titus or Brandon comes up, it's like a thing.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Dude, I saw PFT up there today. I was like, what are you doing? Never. You upstairs guys get awful territorial. We just walk up there. You act like we're. Well, because you're never up here. It always feels like there's like there's.
Starting point is 00:47:17 like what are you doing here yeah we'll ask them how they got up there yeah yeah i saw my guys and i was like get downstairs pack a straight hogs too they're like lined up like little like a military squad they roll and they say they're doing a tour two by two lined up and they're go real slow yeah they're like vultures interesting makes everyone uncomfortable yeah they don't say anything right they just look they don't socialize whatsoever they walk in and look at you they're not social guys that's not i know i tried to joke around them i was like whoa blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I was met with, like, icy signs.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Oh, shit. Yeah, it's like they're inspecting. They give off, like, a warden walking through jail. Yeah, and Memes is the ringleader. Right. You got to be careful. Do a head nod. Meams, you can check, too.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Jacob was lagging behind, and Memes was like, all right, let's go. I'd say memes was, like, top five guy I'm afraid of here. One, top one. Yeah, no, rightfully so. Yeah. He gave White Sox Dave a Nuggy. Really? What?
Starting point is 00:48:15 Just really, and then pulled his underwear up. Oh, yeah. Big wedgy. I love memes, but yeah, you want to be on the right side of me. I'm on his wrong side right now. So we have no announcement despite. No, no. It's being moved to a different part of the office to be part of.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Big Boys Club? No. No, no, no, no. It'll be part of a weekly thing. And then I will have my own things from that. When will that announcement be? There's no announcement. I don't do it.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Somebody else. When will we find out what the week? Wasn't that an announcement? Yeah. Well, all right. What did we learn today about the Yugg? It's being moved from the PMT corner. And it will be used more.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Yes. For more than zero times in six months. Well, that's more than six months. Eight and a half months, really. Yeah. Eight months. The Yug Station is like old enough to almost walk. I'm not wrong to walk away.
Starting point is 00:49:10 I got a little hasty, right? I got a little hasty. So the new thing we're not allowed to know. what it is? Is it just a more polished version of the Yugs? No. Oh. You're not going to do something crazy like...
Starting point is 00:49:23 There's no crazy. You're not going to do something crazy like drink beer early in the morning, are you? Oh, my God. No. Okay. That is separate. They want it in the Wobb studio. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:34 For Friday... I'm on the Friday mornings. They want it there for a segment. You're going to drink beer? I don't think... No, I don't think I'll be drinking during it, but that's not what my idea is. Okay. I don't, listen.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I don't have to explain myself. You tweeted and it was a brand new day. Yeah, you kind of do if I make you. Yeah, you do it. I'm excited. I like the not knowing because I am ready for Yugg Station 2.0 to be wildly underwhelming. Of course it's going to be underwhelming.
Starting point is 00:50:05 I think us as a yak, though, need to be more hands off. I love the idea of the Yugg station being in developmental hell. It's like family guy got taken off. Yeah. It's a cold classic. They've been trying to make this movie for 20 years. The budget skyrocketing. It's more and more...
Starting point is 00:50:24 It's got to cut. We've got a couple of year. I mean, if I... It's already all shot. If I could just get fucked up all day every day, I would. But that's not a realistic lifestyle. Has there been beer in that thing for nine months? Yeah, I just had three of them.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Wait, what? Really? I'm a dog beer? Yeah. Dana. Today? Well, chef. Chef Donnie said he was going to steal it and bring to his apartment.
Starting point is 00:50:44 I'm like, I'll have a beer then. He cleaned it. She showed me. You made it lighter for them. True. Dana, we're drinking later. I know. That's what I said to them, but they all pressured me.
Starting point is 00:50:54 They said, you have to have a beer. You had three. Yeah. They said, have another. Oh, man, you got caught. Have another. Have another. No, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:51:07 It's not tough. It's a very, I know there's a million people that would be like, I wish I could just have a young station. I wish I could have a young station, yeah. But I drive to work every day. day. I don't have to tell you. I'm a responsible adult. You want me to start Uber and getting fucking wrecked? Every day I will. Is that what you guys want?
Starting point is 00:51:24 It'll be one day. We're just sitting back. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. The best it never was, the Yugg station. It's not, there's still time. It's still work here. There's still time to chug beers. That's the best part is like,
Starting point is 00:51:41 we can't retain a beers to chug. Yeah. Whatever happens with Yug Station 2.0, I'm guessing it's going to involve drinking beer. You could film... You could film 20 years worth of material in like a weekend at the rate you've been going. Like, you could... Yeah. You could set aside a Saturday and Sunday.
Starting point is 00:52:01 I know. We should try to get... Isn't there like, what is it, like, the congressional archive of, like, media? Can we get the Yugg station submitted there? Forever. Oh. I'm excited for it. I am so...
Starting point is 00:52:18 I don't want to gas. Okay. Whatever. I'm not going to make it this big thing. I'm just... I have fall plans. Let me see the tweet again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:26 And it doesn't all just revolve around the Yugg station. I have plans for the fall to release a lot of different types of content. And one of them... One of them will involve the Yugg station. Yes. There we go. And you can imagine what it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Only I can't. Today is. the dawn of a new day. That's huge. Yeah. I was for thinking this was a big day. The dawn of a new day is it being released from the shackles of the PMT corner over there because they just radiate this negative energy towards it because they hate it so much.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Because you don't use it. Exactly. Right. Yeah. Huh. But even when I did use it, you could tell they didn't want it to be there. Yeah. Oh, they always kind of resented it.
Starting point is 00:53:11 They're going to put a couch. That's a hostile work place. That was also a weird place to put it in the first place. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, probably. Look, I got ahead of myself. I was excited. This is Dana's Theranos.
Starting point is 00:53:22 What is that? Elizabeth Holmes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The bad guy from the Avengers. Yeah, I could, you know, whatever. Yeah. Dawn of the New Day. You're going to go wet now?
Starting point is 00:53:37 Yeah, is that what I got to do? Yeah, I think you do. Okay. You owe it so wet. Is that now or at the end? But then you're done forever. That's great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Never gone. You can hang? No. I'm saying, do you want me to do it at the end? You can do it at the end of the show. Yeah. Whatever you go. Oh, you can hang.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Hang. What did you think about, uh, oh, my God. Oh, where's that? NYC, Nikki is fitted up for the New York office. Who are these flowers for? Ebony. Ebony. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Ebony. Ebony is going to have him screaming. That for Tommy. Tommy, yeah. Yeah, probably Tommy. Definitely telling me. Did you see Buda Ben yesterday, Dana? Because you know Buda Ben.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Oh, yeah. I saw a clip. He hasn't changed. He's the same exact person. He's the same person. I had a missed call from him. I didn't know what it was about until I watched yesterday. Probably trying to get you to save him.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah. That's Buddha Ben. That is. That was the corner of the HQ two was me, Buddha, Loudshon, and all business Pete and Trey. And the shit Buddha would just like talk about and do. He's one of a kind. God, that office, that was crazy when we had not enough space to separate, like, content and sales.
Starting point is 00:54:54 And we're just all in the same. Like, All Business Pete was on the same floors. Oh, yeah. Across the room. Oh, God. Happy belated birthday, All Business Pete was yesterday. Oh, shit. I should have got him some come.
Starting point is 00:55:06 We should have got him come. Shit. Door to ask him some calm. Nicky's already there. Oh, yeah, that's what he's there for. Did you Did Green Greg call you and welcome you to the yak? That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:23 He texted me. He was like, can I call you in three minutes? And I said, yeah. Called me immediately. And then he was like, Nick, you're on the yak. What? There's a clip. Somebody that's a really good...
Starting point is 00:55:39 Now we move on. Oh. They have really good... punishments. Uh, hello. Nick, you're on the yak. All right. You're on the YAC.
Starting point is 00:55:53 You're on poor decisions. That's yeah. He's just, he's a White Sox Dave variant. Yes. They need bowling green punishments. You're on the Yack too. That's my one one clip in Barstoy Street. You see when he thought he teleported into Chicago?
Starting point is 00:56:19 What? Oh, yeah, I saw that. What is that? Once you got up, that's terrifying that we let him go there. Dude. Are you trying to do it again? Yep. I just put my hand up and I saw your hand go up and I was like, why the fuck is my hand in Chicago?
Starting point is 00:56:32 I thought it was your hand. Oh, my God. Oh, Greg. So what bullying are you being? They needed to be under three to four hour punishment. I mean, there's a very easy one. Green suit and go bowling? No, or just actually human bowling with Greg is the bowling ball.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Perfect. There's one. Yeah, that's one. Get a slip and slide and bowl Greg. Yeah, so if you guys... Bull Greg. Yeah. When is the trip head?
Starting point is 00:57:01 Bowling green. Who knows, yeah. Who fucking knows. But from Toronto to bowling green. Can I be honest, we've been talking about Mincy a lot. We've been bringing them in. Every second Mincy's been on the show this week, I've just been the Colin Coward meme of like, we're good, Mincy.
Starting point is 00:57:18 We got, we got Craig. We got Craig now. That's how I feel about me. I mean, nothing against me. We're good here. I think we're good here. We're good here. I've moved on to.
Starting point is 00:57:27 You were the number one mincy guy. I know. I was. That's the point. That's why I moved on. So we had, what, did you have like an after dinner mince shirt when you start? I had a wake-up mincy shirt that I wore to the old Chicago office and Fasoli pulled me aside and scolded me and said, I need to take that shirt off.
Starting point is 00:57:44 right now and I was like why and he's like because mincy doesn't work here and that day there was a company-wide meeting to announce Dave had bought back the company and was hiring mincy back. Fasoli thought that like I was like
Starting point is 00:58:00 in on the inner circle I was just like a wild coincidence respect it gives you a wink Soli was like holy fucking shit I had no idea you were you had it like that oh my god how did you know there I say that mincy versus Ethan
Starting point is 00:58:13 maybe there's a Greg element to it? What do you mean? When we do Mincy versus Ethan, it was Mincy. Oh, yeah, no, Greg should absolutely be. Greg versus Greg versus Greg. Greg versus Greg. Greg versus Greg. Greg versus Greg. Greg versus Greg. Greg. That would be a barn. I don't know what that looks like. I just, the title Greg versus Greg.
Starting point is 00:58:33 We're going into the 20th round with a zero zero time. We could have Greg come here and do a bunch of stuff and he would forget that he did it. And then have him come back and be like, you know, You got to beat these times. Like, what times? That's a good idea. Greg versus Greg. The weird thing about Greg is I don't think he's stupid, but he doesn't know a single thing at all.
Starting point is 00:58:52 At all. About himself or anything. But like, I've never described him as stupid. No. Yeah. But you are describing him. But he doesn't know anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Right. But we haven't described him as stupid, but then your next sentence is, but he doesn't know a single thing. But he doesn't have the ability to even be stupid. Yeah, he's nothing. You can't do it. Nature nor nerd. Yeah. He's like, I've never thought he was stupid. He's devoid of information, but also can't observe.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Which is actually the perfect level of intelligence that has. He's not, yeah. He's not stupid. Don't care. Greg is whatever you want him to be. That's why we all love him. It's transient. It's like the tie. He's a mirror. You look at him and you see whatever. Whatever see yourself. Whatever does you need out of him he provides. Remember when he was one wing? Yeah, one wing. Yeah, yeah.
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Starting point is 01:00:32 Speaking of James, did you see the cologne? Oh, yeah. He talked about that. He smells good. A lot of cologne. A lot of cologne. So much cologne. He's a good smelling guy.
Starting point is 01:00:42 I wish I was like a Cologne guy I couldn't do more than Maybe two pumps I think I'd never wear Cologne but if I do It's special occasion one or two I just wish I was like one of the you know like there's guys That just like they they kind of capture We are five yards
Starting point is 01:00:57 But we got the job done They worked their ass off all night And you know When the game came down to it When we started in the first drive Ended in the second drive In the last drive Yeah I wish I was a Cologne guy
Starting point is 01:01:10 They were dirty runs It's too late is it yeah tried for a little bit jerry put me on a couple but i don't think he put me on the good stuff he held he held out he held out for sure he wanted to hold out i just like smelling like body wash that's what i just smells good enough you know i've been not washing my hair every single day started doing that what do you mean like don't use shampoo every day yeah yeah that's what they say yeah that's the way to go i can't not do that yeah i know i know but i did notice that like my hair feels better huh
Starting point is 01:01:42 You conditioned, Brandon? Occasionally. Looks like some conditioned hair. Thank you, Dana. You're a sea salt spray guy. A niceest thing you've ever said to me. Yeah, I mean, appreciate that. Yeah, just shampoo every day.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Conditioned once a week. That's how I do it. Every time I see a photo or a video of you when you had like your buzz cut, jarring. Yeah, it's a lot. It's come a long way. Yeah. Shout out to, um, God damn it
Starting point is 01:02:13 Yeah, shout them out Shout out to the Shout out to Erica Fleischman Lady Fleischman Yeah, shout out to Fleischman Back in New York She said the best look for you Is to grow out your hair
Starting point is 01:02:26 And push it back And I said, what? And she said, don't cut your hair For a year, grow it out, push it back And that's the best look for you I think I was with you No, that was a different one We went down to the, that was the first
Starting point is 01:02:37 Adult haircut I got I didn't I was a 40-year-old man Yeah, I didn't stay with them. I went, that was too far to go. That was far. It was like down on the street. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Yeah. You done long hair, Dana? Oh, my God. Real long. Oh, yeah. He's looked good with like a long mullet. Mollett, Dana? Oh, yeah, I guess that's right.
Starting point is 01:02:56 That was Pete. Mollett Dana was pretty awesome. Like 2019, 2020, my hair was down to my shoulders. For sure, yeah. I loved it. Would you ever do it again? Did you ever be allowed to do it again? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Not mullet. but long hair yeah what mincy's voice is carrying right now I figured they'd be gone right now Deutsch is off to Octoberfest today yeah he's going off to Germany no way is he going? He leaves later today
Starting point is 01:03:31 is that the place where he might meet his match I think so have you never done an October 1st I've always wanted to I want to do my bachelor party there but it's so expensive a little earlier for October 5th it feels like it
Starting point is 01:03:47 it does you're right wait a minute it's always in September yeah is it yeah I'm pretty sure a lot of them a lot of the American ones are I think it's I think that's like maybe it's a joke that we don't get but yeah I know that it you don't understand my confusion yeah yeah no I get it I remember when I learned that fact
Starting point is 01:04:04 it's like what the fuck why isn't it September fast doesn't sound as good yeah true it's a good point What jersey you win? Dennis Rodman. Oh. Dennis Rodman, Spurs, Jersey. Rodman.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Yeah. I don't know why. I just saw it and liked it. So I got me a Dennis Rodman Spurs jerseys. You did a tour of your... I did. I did. I finally did it.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Yeah. I got a bunch of banners in yesterday. The Mississippi State banner people saw the thing you're doing, decided to send me all their fucking banners. And I got... Then somebody in the comments was like, just show us the whole basement. I was like, fuck it.
Starting point is 01:04:41 And I did the whole, there's the home studio, the home set. And then, yeah, it's a long video. You don't know, I'll show the whole thing, but I just go around. My favorite part of this video is like three minutes in when you get to the fireplace. You say, on the fireplace, we got some knick-knacks. That's true. I do. You're showing all this shit around the, yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 01:05:01 And you're like, of course, up here are the knick-knacks on the top of the fire. You're right. There's my starting lineup wall. There's the TV. I laugh very hard at that. Over here, some extra helmets, some transformers. This is a dumb question. Yeah, that's a dumb.
Starting point is 01:05:20 I do a lot of dusting in my house. As soon as I see the dust, I get anxious, I have to dust. You just let it ride. I was cleaning people show up every Monday. My wife takes care of all that, and it gets done. Now, there is one, that middle row that I showed earlier, that middle row gets a little dusty and they don't really pay attention to that. that bothers me but like all that they take care of everything okay does it say on the center of the
Starting point is 01:05:45 tombstone poster one of the years 10 best yeah probably um yeah i think that's something to brag about here we go so we haven't seen the knick knacks yet right so nicknacks are coming up so i got all we're gonna want to see the nicknack yeah there's tv second tv second tv or when i pull out i take down outside sometimes quarter there's some more stuff that's staged and ready to go out later, including the signed hoverboard from back to the future. Here we go. We move up here, and this is a little bit of, you know, knickknacks. It's a little bit of knickknacks.
Starting point is 01:06:23 A couple of knickknacks up here. I guess the whole fucking basement's knickknacks. I didn't consider that. Barstow rookie of the year award there and the most random hire award from the awards. Yeah, so this is it. I did that yesterday. Are you, it's great. You're a sentimental guy, not a hoarder.
Starting point is 01:06:40 I'm a sentimental guy, yeah. A hoarder wouldn't have... All that shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's cool shit. Horters just keep shit to keep it. I keep it because it's cool. You're lucky you have a big house
Starting point is 01:06:50 because that's a lot of shit. Yeah, well, I mean, I've filled it, filled the house. I mean, that's the basement. You can never move again. It's going to be something. It's going to be something because my... The house I currently own in Mississippi, if that's the one I go back to, that ain't going to work.
Starting point is 01:07:07 I'm legit going to have to buy another house. Buy it. How would you move that? Oh, I'd move it. I don't know. How would I move that? Half of that stuff's breaking. It would have to be...
Starting point is 01:07:22 Attach a bunch of balloons to your roof. I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead. A lot of it's movable. Yeah. You know, just take the starting line. Let's put them in a trash bag. The bobbleheads, that's an issue.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Scary. How many do you think would get damage in the process? Yeah, you just broke her king? Elijah one with that move. You just went like... Y'all don't understand. It's so easy to... Y'all don't get it. It's so easy to break a bobblehead. They're just so goddamn sensitive. So I would
Starting point is 01:07:50 write off a couple and then, you know, if I lost 20% of my bobbleheads, that would hurt, but that would be understandable. What percentage are you giving up when you move? I will have to give up probably a little chunk. Yeah. I just don't think you should move.
Starting point is 01:08:07 I don't think I might. Even if I move, I might just keep the house up. here. A garage sale video would be awesome. How's it... How's a... The what? How's a gym working out? What's that? How's the custom gym that I gave you working out?
Starting point is 01:08:25 I have a personal trainer starting next Monday. It's hoarding the gym. Brandon has, like, the nicest gym in his garage. I do so many cameos from that gym. I... Can I say this? Yeah. It is apparent and obvious that I don't use it.
Starting point is 01:08:42 I have three boys that do you. Okay, there you go. That's good. That's good. I love that. My middle son, my 14-year-old uses it to death. Love that. So it does get used, and my wife uses it as well.
Starting point is 01:08:52 I don't use it as much. Put the Yug station up there. Oh, T.J., you want to pull up that tweet you sent me? I have a personal trainer starting next Monday. I've hired a personal trainer from inside these walls. Yep. TJ? Anna, would you like to read that out loud?
Starting point is 01:09:11 Summer 2026 is the summer of the Yug station. I guess technically Australia It's still summer No it's still summer for what Four more days? It's true Yeah four more days
Starting point is 01:09:21 Yeah Yeah No What about tomorrow I mean Friday Friday beers Friday beers Yugg station
Starting point is 01:09:31 Last Friday the summer The original idea you stole What the fuck dude This is turning into an attack I'm used to it's okay I can take the head What better way to send off the summer I mean, I am flying to Memphis tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:09:47 I could get a little buzz in before. What are you doing? Oh, you're going to Ole Miss. I am. Smokers, boys. Are you staying on somebody's couch? I am not. I'm staying in Memphis and driving an hour and a half to the game the next day.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Oh, it's not an hour and a half. That's what it says. Have you talked to a bit of an hour? Yeah, he's mad. No, just like the budding rivalry. Again, I love Mincy, but the interaction. He's going to get way more numbers than us, but he probably wouldn't do a deliverable. No.
Starting point is 01:10:19 He probably would show a competitor and a video. Yep. So, like, I love the guy, but there's a reason it's, you know. Right. He doesn't eat. Correct. And, yeah, they're going to do a lot of numbers. They're going to do way more numbers than us.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Can I just, Tate is going to do a lot of numbers. Yes. Yeah. Tate will do a lot more numbers than me and Canada. And I would love for Mincy to get to a point where he. an advertiser is like, yeah, we want that. Yeah. That'd be great for the company.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Like, great for all. That happens or the Yugg station comes back. It's a race to the bottom. Come on, man. Also, by the way, T.J., scroll up on that tweet. What did I say? I think you were asking me to buy something else. You got to shoot your shop, man.
Starting point is 01:11:12 What is that? A jukeg. A goof box. Yeah. That is a sick item. Your peg is awesome. Can I just say, if you had two of them,
Starting point is 01:11:21 you'd be so fuck right now. Hold on. On May 29th, you were acknowledging I haven't done shit with the Yug Station a long time. I was in May.
Starting point is 01:11:29 In defense of myself, it's not like I'm an employee that brings in zero dollars I agree. As a Yuc state. 100%. I would say I am a profitable employee that has a Yug Station
Starting point is 01:11:40 that is not profitable. But that's why it's funny. And we're working on it. We're going to work on it. You did nothing else. If your entire job was Yug Station, it would be a totally different conversation. Okay. I agree with you.
Starting point is 01:11:51 All right. How did T.J. How did T.J. Probably just search Yug Station. Yeah, you tweet about it at a clock. Yeah. Yeah, T.J. He's good.
Starting point is 01:12:06 That deep web shit. So we're 20s coming. No. Again, I love FSU Brando. There are four days left. Four days left. left in the summer. By the way, Danny
Starting point is 01:12:19 did you guys really? Danny jumped it like being like, I'll go do this Buda Ben thing. His birthday is Monday. Oh, he might have been on the road. Yeah. He would have been on the road. Yeah. That's why I needed to get back by Sunday. What a hero. Wow. So no Danny. Skip on repeating that to me.
Starting point is 01:12:36 So really no Danny? I need to remember more about Budapin. Because I was shocked by how Dick. How tough it was. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Hell of a first impression.
Starting point is 01:12:49 He was Caleb and Roan's guy? I never met him before. Yeah. Dude, there's so much lore. Yeah. Mike the bike to Mike's... Oh, he tried to oust him. Oh, dude, he tried.
Starting point is 01:12:58 The hard drives. He put Mike the bike to bike. I heard about the hard drives him out. He wanted Mike the bike ousted because Mike the bike made fun of Ben for liking snacks. Yeah, he said, this guy likes snacks. Yeah. He tried to eat a rap battle against each other. I don't know if we could play the music.
Starting point is 01:13:14 It was actually really good. It was Ben versus Mike the bike? Yeah. Did Mike the bike wrap back? Oh, yeah. I think so. It was pretty real, right? Yeah, no, it was.
Starting point is 01:13:27 No, Buda Ben made a force Mike the bike to sit next to him on a little foldable table so he could watch him at all time. Buda Ben was Mike the bike's boss? Yeah. Technically, yeah, Mike the bike was an intern. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, there was like real tension. That's an all-time shooting star.
Starting point is 01:13:43 Oh, Mike the bike was, yeah. He made the video of you doing the Wisconsin. Yes, yes. Wisconsin crying video. Not crying, but bad. The buzzer beater. Yes. Florida.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Can we play the Mike to Bike rap beef? I remember, I think it was Buddha's version. It was really good. Fuck Mike to Bike. Yeah. Hasn't he, like, produced some pretty big rap videos? Yeah, he does music videos. Yeah, he did music.
Starting point is 01:14:13 No, yeah, he worked with Bach Miller. He was first. Fred Mac Miller. Yes. Yeah. What did you say, T.J.? It's a boring explanation. It might be before we had the rights to use non-copyrighted music library that we use now.
Starting point is 01:14:27 But isn't it Rohn's beat? I don't know. Can you ask Rohn? Sure. What was the hard drives thing, Dana? There was a stool scenes that me and my P were editing, and something happened where Big Buda Ben didn't like how he came off. He stole the flash drive He stole the hard drive
Starting point is 01:14:49 Loud Sean had to wrestle it out of him Yeah And Buda Ben was doing spin moves Across the office We gotta find that clip Yeah Did you get tackled? No, he didn't get tackled
Starting point is 01:15:00 But he was like running across the office But like genuinely Yes he's like no one can touch Stealing the flash We got to find that TJ He did a spin move And it was it was a very clean spin move It's out there somewhere
Starting point is 01:15:12 What was the thing with the the art heist with Rhone Was that Buda Ben? Rohn stole his painting? Yeah. It's a Drake beat. Ah, shit.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Do you have the, can we find Mike or Buda Ben running with the hard drive? The, uh, yes, Rone stole his painting and Buda Ben threatened to call the FBI.
Starting point is 01:15:36 I think he tried to press charges. Yeah, he tried to press charges. Oh. Yeah, I mean, the tornado thing that I alluded to yesterday was when we were on Grit Week, and Buda Ben was with us. And we were just driving into a tornado, and he was freaking out. And he called his mom, and he was like on speakerphone with his mom. He's like, mom, they're making me go to a tornado.
Starting point is 01:15:58 And I was just like, yeah, we're going. He's like, I want to get out of this. I can imagine that. We were so far away from the tornado. So far. How far? 25 miles. Oh, oh, God.
Starting point is 01:16:13 We saw it way in the distance. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought you could see like a blown across the road. Maybe 15 miles. It was a distance. And it also, I don't know if it was like a fully formed. It was like a tornado warning and then dark clouds that were like, let's go chase it.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Yeah. Okay. So it wasn't like White Sox-Dak's name in Deutsch? No, definitely not. Definitely not. Oh, man. Here, Brandon, do you better help read. Also, Stephen, I love when you do prep sheet questions that are like questions.
Starting point is 01:16:49 like you've never met us in our lives. Asked you. Kate, do an exercise with me. Okay. Squats or? Do a mental exercise with me. If you could wake up tomorrow and be better at one thing, what would that be and why? Ooh.
Starting point is 01:17:10 Yeah, getting ripped, lifting. So it would be exercise. Yeah, yeah. I think it would be exercise. Would you like to show up to my new personal trainer? He starts next Monday. No, but go on. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:17:58 Better help. You do? You do? I'd like to be better at what? Podcasting, maybe? You're pretty good at that. Yeah, I'm damn good. Thanks, Dana.
Starting point is 01:18:09 Less hollering. Less hollering. Maybe a little more zen. A little more calm. A little more chill. Yeah, that would work. A little more chill. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:16 You get chilling lessons. Just a deep, deep breathing exercise. is maybe some good. 321, 1, 123, what the heck is bothering me? Family Matters. That's right, Carl Winslow. Carl Winslow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:28 It's a great episode, too. Every time I send Pat out for ice cream late at night, I like, because remember the episode? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you go dying on me. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:18:39 That's dumb and dumb. Well, that too. Sure. Pickups. Kyle, did you see the news? What? First new cat discovered in a hundred years. Oh.
Starting point is 01:18:48 What do you mean? A new cat. It's just discovered a new cat. Kyle! How was it managed to survive? Well, you mean like a... Whoa! New cat. One of these.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Whoa. What do you mean? That's... That's a cat. Now, is this one that was in a jungle so deep we never saw it? Or is this one that got like bread, so now this new kind of is more, like a... Bolivia. The Bolivia Forest. Is it genetically modified? No. They put it in a soundstage? They must have.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Seems kind of mean. That is beautiful. That's a good looking cat. It is a really good looking cat. Let me get eyes on that cat. My neighbor. have a cat like that and they feed it like raw rotissory chickens and it uses the toilet. What a cat. That's a great cat. Great cat, Kyle. That's a gorgeous. Good job. That's one of the best cats ever seen. I love that cat. Wow. Look how cute. Kyle. That is very cute. Done it again. That's not my taste. What? An appearance. I think it's beautiful in other ways,
Starting point is 01:19:39 like a mountain. Kyle. This is a big day for you. I like this cat. Yes. A hundred years. You're alive for the despite. Wait, how big is it? 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species He is approximately 18 inches from head to end body and weighs only three pounds That's the cute as forever It's the perfect cat It's a tiger cat that weighs three pounds It looks massive
Starting point is 01:20:01 I want to see it next to something for size compared Oh man Look at that cat Kyle do you ever consider the three animals that live with the highest new cat just Almost the perfect killing machine First in a hundred years No shit Cats are three pounds
Starting point is 01:20:14 Are such unbelievable killing machine Yeah I want it yeah It's a bird problem. Kyle, you don't like your cat. I want that. You hate your cat. No, no, no. It's not my style, but I want it.
Starting point is 01:20:24 No, you don't. You don't. Just be honest. You don't want that cat. Those are the cats that like rich people get. And it just like it rubs me the wrong way a little bit. Why? Rich people cats?
Starting point is 01:20:35 Which people can't have cats? They don't appreciate it. They get it for like almost like a status symbol. Yeah. That is a status. Look at this majestic beast. Like an accoutrema. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:45 But three pounds. That's perfect. Oh, my God. I like fat cats. Hey, Kyle. God damn. Why'd you look at me? Bolivia.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Bolivia. Bolivia, the country. Yeah. What about it? What were me and you texting about last night? Oh, yeah. Bolivia? We're texting about how fascinated Bolivia is.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Well, I was. I did, too. Well, I did Chile in Argentina. Right. Yeah, we were talking. South America doesn't get the respect, the attention or the praise that it shows. It should. Portion it to, like, Europe or Europe.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Asia. People go to Europe. They go to Asia. South America's just right under us. Right under us. It's amazing. Big Cat, I know you had the pro-AI stance. You saw the self-driving Zambonies. What? Oh. Uh-huh. You want to take that back? Let me see it. Also, because we were talking about animals, I pet Nick's dog in traffic. He'd got them finally. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:38 Again. Again. Yeah. I actually left. I left the office, and then I saw Nick's fiance pulling in and then I turned around and trailed them. Uh-huh. I was like a stakeout. And you got so close to the car. That's my new favorite game. That is a good game. You could have like without straining turned down the volume of our radio.
Starting point is 01:22:04 You were in there. It's going to end in me getting into a fender bender with Nick's fiance. Yeah. And being like, who could have seen this coming? I'm going to pretend to be so hurt. Oh, I don't like this. There we go. I don't like this at all.
Starting point is 01:22:21 All right. You got a point here. They have the lawnmowers now, too, that I see. Yeah, I see those. Why does it have a seat? Yeah, good point. Why does it have to be like the same shape of a drive-able Zamboni? Yeah, it should be like just a big hockey pot.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Yeah, that would be cool. Ice Roomba. Yeah, ice Roomba. Hey, Donnie. What's up, Donnie? Hey, Don. What's up, dude? What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:22:46 What? Oh. All right. Come here. That saves the day. Come here for a second. Steve, if you heard the news?
Starting point is 01:22:54 He just said, I got an Asian guy coming, Steven. Oh, hell yeah. Steven's white. Yeah. Closest thing we got.
Starting point is 01:23:03 How Asian is the guy you got coming? Billy, he's super Asian. Oh, see, the guy makes a really good stuff pizza? No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:09 That's different. Pizza. Billy sushi? Oh, I follow him on Instagram. Yeah, Billy sushi's coming. Are you guys making sushi? Yeah, I would think so. Is that?
Starting point is 01:23:16 You fucked up his tuna, right? What do you? He thinks so? He said you would think so. Well, I think I think so. I think so. He's coming. Well, what's in?
Starting point is 01:23:25 He's at Trump Tower. What's that? Is the guy from your video, Donna? Yes. Details. Yeah. Yeah, you featured him. Or you were in him.
Starting point is 01:23:32 You were in him? I was not in him, but I... Titus. I think we were trying to say is I watched the video. Yes. Yeah. Watch the video and I enjoyed it. I didn't like it that much.
Starting point is 01:23:43 You just brain dumped you. Why did you tell us he was in? Trump Tower. He's running late. He's running late. I haven't spoken a lot today. If you can see it. Oh, you're not warm. If you can see
Starting point is 01:23:58 it, tell it. It's like a car starting in the winter. Yeah, it's cold. I was saving most of my words. We're playing a game. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you better save those words. Well, should I try. You got to tell him. We're playing Buzz Balderdard after Jeff Donnie tonight. Nice.
Starting point is 01:24:14 It'll be fun. Yes. What? I don't even think you said yes correctly. What is going on? I don't know. Why? If you can tell it.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Yes. Anyway, what's new with you guys? Chee, how are you interacting with other Asians? Can you like... How's your bow? Oh, here we go. Son of respect. I have Asian friends.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Obviously, Asian relatives. but my best friend for college is Asian. Yeah, I met him. This guy you got the massage with. Yeah. Massage boys. What? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:24:55 Go on. Well. On the up and up. Those two had a massage parlor. What do you think is happening? Yeah. Right. Yanking each other.
Starting point is 01:25:04 You're jerking guys off? I thought Che was going in there to work. What do you got in the bags? Oh. I should have had. That was a loaded question. I know. Chopsticks.
Starting point is 01:25:17 You think you're having sushi. Yeah. What if this guy's coming to be like, I wanted to make a burger with you. I don't know. He's, uh, wait, so he might be, you are, you don't have any plans to cook with him, but you're like, let me just get all the Asian stuff. Exactly, yeah. He's meeting the Mongolian president.
Starting point is 01:25:34 That's why he's, that's what he's in Chicago for. And what is the Mongolian president doing here? That's beyond my knowledge. I don't know. No idea. Anyway. I didn't know they had a president. I thought it was more of a prime minister's country.
Starting point is 01:25:47 Right. Yeah. A lot of open land. Oh my God, yeah. They just had the Olympics. They have their own Olympics out there, I think. No Angolanian Olympics? It's called the Uzbekistan.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Maybe that's Uzbekistan. Maybe not that. It's the nomadic games. No kidding. Yeah, they play horses and they're on horseback most of the time. It's like arrows and bows and arrows and horses and. Oh, the Mongolians are nasty. Ring of fire.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Ring of fire. They use a goat head as their ball, right? That's Buzkashi. That's what Don's. and I filmed in Tajikistan many, many moons ago. Nine years. Anyway, fuck. I'm nailing it.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Dana, what's up with the estate? You take a station away? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, no. You want it gone because you want it in your apartment. I don't know. That wasn't my idea. Max said you're taking it home.
Starting point is 01:26:37 It would be funny if my young station was in your apartment. It would be a funny joke. This might be Billy and my phone's ringing. But Donnie is, Donnie's, we're going to put a couch back there. And Donnie's kind of like a made man in the PMT. Like he's a, come sit back there. So he gets more seats.
Starting point is 01:26:52 I mean, it's just taking up space. Yeah. It's out today. It's leaving today. That'll be the seat. Oh, that's the order of events. The gambling cave couches went out into the universe. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:04 Y'all are grabbing one for that corner. Yuck station had to go for a couch. Correct. We're having to clear out shit for our couch is coming in. Yeah. Oh, shit. Billy sushi's here. I got to go.
Starting point is 01:27:11 All right. Okay. You want to have him on here? Do you want Stephen to bow? Should we do a vow? I'll walk him by, you can yell him. Okay, we'll yell at him. What a, what a hit, right?
Starting point is 01:27:22 Wasn't nearly enough, Donnie. I feel high after that. Always. Why's he so flustered? I feel like I had a stroke and I don't understand English. Yeah. He does have to have a warm-up session before he talks to him. Yeah, it was too, too much too fast.
Starting point is 01:27:37 His worries. His tongue wasn't working. His tongue wasn't working. He said yes. But he has this guy coming in. He doesn't know if it's for a tour to make. sushi so we went and bought Asian stuff yeah yeah just I hope
Starting point is 01:27:49 this guy gets wildly offended hey man I knew you're coming I bought chops yeah why the fuck did you get this dude this guy's awesome this guy from the video he's incredible yeah oh yeah I've heard ball buster big time ball sushi yeah Billy sushi yeah
Starting point is 01:28:03 yeah I wonder where he's staying while he's here probably with the Mongolian embassy or something maybe Trump towers oh is he gonna have a sticker on oh he better I don't know if the stickers What happened to the sticker? What happened to the sticker?
Starting point is 01:28:17 It was a one day thing. It felt like it was a one day thing. I haven't seen a second sticker. We probably ruined it. Because we just gave away the stickers. We just can't call out somebody wearing a big dot. Right.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Nobody on them. It was a majorly baseball player that we just brought on here and he was wearing a dot. We did kind of just tell the world the way to break into this. Put a dot. Put a green dot on your...
Starting point is 01:28:40 Told them the color code for each day as well. Remember that one guy with the tattoos? Yeah, we like Tom. Tom. He just, he just rolled in. Oh, here comes. Billy sushi. Hey, what's up, Billy Suji? Billy, what's up?
Starting point is 01:28:57 How you doing? Hi. How are we doing, Billy? Big fan. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, you know, we had a super cool fun time with Shafin'Hawnee. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:08 Oh, fuck it down! Hey! Yeah. Let's go. Woo! Yeah. Hell yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:29:16 I like that guy. I like that guy. Shaddonnie fucked up his big two now. That's right. Yeah. Stephen, you didn't bow at all. He had a blue dot. He had a dot.
Starting point is 01:29:25 He had a blue dot. Did you see the dot, Dan? His shoes were awesome. Billy had the dot on Thursday's blue dot. Did you guys see Mincy's big sendoff? What? No. They're off.
Starting point is 01:29:35 He did a big sendoff. He's off. Great content idea. I have never seen Ohio State this, I'm always going to say Ohio State, but I'm always going to say Ohio State, Bella. Just excited for a road trip. Go click on Tate's. So Mincy, Mincy had an awesome
Starting point is 01:29:49 nuclear lava hot content idea. And we're off. We're off sort of. Mincy had a genius content idea to organize zone send-off from the office. Unfortunately, you forgot to order the Uber until the time he scheduled the send-off. So here, play from the beginning.
Starting point is 01:30:02 It's a very quick video. We think we could randomly have seen people on where we walk out turn and repeat out and cheer. I think we should be like a send-off. See? It's still locating our job. Oh, yeah. He's so good.
Starting point is 01:30:28 He's so good. He's already killing it. Yeah. The ordering of the Uber. We still have his TSA. He's still here. Yeah, he's still here. Also, just being like,
Starting point is 01:30:41 it would be awesome if he did a big send-off. His content ideas are just him being praised. Yes, yes. God. Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. They're going to get this.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Putting it one more than Rico will be funny? What's that in reference to? Oh, I say, I say, oh, okay, yeah. What was that number? I'll open it up. Just go straight to PCA highlights on your phone? Did PCA is the best. You see there was a stat that, and I'm probably fucking it up,
Starting point is 01:31:19 but he signed a $115 million contract before this season. And there's, it's like five years, $115 million. The market value is one war, one point of war is worth like $8 million. PCA, his five-year contract, he's already delivered 73% of the value. Oh, wow. Wow. 73% of the value. He's the fucking best, man.
Starting point is 01:31:46 Damn. He's just hitting too many home runs. He's not going to get on base. That's a hell of a deal for you guys. Yeah. I had to rewrite that one. He needs three more stolen bases. He'll get him.
Starting point is 01:31:57 Not if he keeps it in home runs. That'd be impossible. He's got to get it. I kind of want to see what Billy sushi is incredible. Billy sushi is incredible. He's an Instagram guy, a TikTok guy. I don't know. I just know from Donnie's video.
Starting point is 01:32:14 He made sushi with him. And he was just busting Donnie's balls. The whole video was so funny. I followed him on Instagram after the video. He's like, renowned. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very funny guy. He was just fucking with Donnie the whole video.
Starting point is 01:32:26 And Donnie was like a nervous wreck. Yeah, yeah. And Donnie's not. He doesn't get nervous like that. But I don't think he warmed up enough. He's going to be awful. Yeah, no, he's going to be bad. This is going to be bad for Donnie. Chay, do you want to go in there? Chee, go translate. Yeah. Just go. Yeah, I figured
Starting point is 01:32:44 I'd come in just in case. They're all speaking English and Chase. Yeah, yeah. Wait for Billy to talk and then turn to Donnie and say, exactly what Billy just said. Or Che is like, yeah, I don't know. I think you do it the opposite way. Che is the translator for Donnie. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Yeah, he's not really speaking English right now, Billy. Sorry. He hasn't taught. He hasn't warmed up yet. What are you doing, Che? Keep looking at it. What are you talking to? We have a Zoom.
Starting point is 01:33:15 Oh, we do. All right. So, I think we have a Zoom. I was waiting for you to introduce it. Oh, okay. So we have the mayor's office from Blythe. And they're giving Budapenna. No way.
Starting point is 01:33:34 All right. You guys are on. You're live. What's up? We're doing great. Yeah. All right. Let's start the ceremony. All right. Well, we got here. We got your gentleman. We got him, I think, organized and went out to work this morning.
Starting point is 01:33:50 And we had to take this break coming to do this. But we can be educated in the balance. What's happening? go from there. We got Joey Howley here as a city council member, and he's got the key to the city that we're going to get from this gentleman, and we have some other people here in the chamber room right now. So I think this is quite a thing.
Starting point is 01:34:13 I just went to a service. So gentlemen, you know, passed away at that two o'clock. And when I was leaving there, I had quite a few people talk about this. about this thing. And the first time I ever heard, but I got to do some education. I mean, when I get done today, I'm going to do a little homework about you guys. I guess a lot of people watch this and this and they said, oh, I've made headlines. So, you know, this is all got started for the Maori. I mean, I don't know if I get a phone call. So that's where we're at. So like I said,
Starting point is 01:34:45 we're here. You got the key here and we're trying to do the best we can. And, you know, we're trying to keep life on the map. We're here. We're an agricultural town. and we're on the Conradle River and, you know, we're just trying to survive. And things are and tough and this stuff all over. If you're in California, you've got to meet all the rules, regulations, all this stuff. You can cross the river, if you guys $2 a gallon cheaper and, you know, less rules and less error. It's difficult to be in California.
Starting point is 01:35:15 He's the best of a keep going forward. So, yeah. Shout out. I'll say. Yeah. Beautiful. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Yeah. What's up, Barstow, Brut. Yeah. What we have here is the key to the city of life. It's presented to move in for officially no longer being stranded. September 17th, 2026. Wow! He's got the water.
Starting point is 01:35:45 He's got his water. Just a case. Chuck him in it. Thank you, Barso, yeah. Thank you to Mayor Joe, Councilman Joey. And everyone in life has given him. uh has given me a great time here it's been uh it made me feel like all thank you so much i love it i love it you know one thing life's going to do we're going to wait for mitch to let him
Starting point is 01:36:09 okay all right well thank you guys incredible you guys are unbelievable you guys in the city we want to thank our old place our wearing and supply for uh taking care of with that uh wouldn't key together for us and break the plates I just want to make sure we get a proper credit there. We're going to give a food been here. We've got a copy
Starting point is 01:36:37 of our esteemed lithoply. Oh, Plathopoly. It was about 10 years ago we made these, so really cool. That's a good for him, along with some other life swag.
Starting point is 01:36:51 Awesome. All right. Incredible. Nice. Thank you. so much, thank you so much. It's mine. But like Joey was saying,
Starting point is 01:36:59 that's the top of the game right there. That was our 100-year anniversary. When we had that, and that's what we got a few left over, so that's what we've been doing. And that box now has been-year-olds. It's probably I think 10-year-old. All right.
Starting point is 01:37:13 And it's got a collector's items, so you know, you can utilize that the next many years, okay? Shout out Blight. Thank you guys so much. We love Blythe. You're our number one town in California, I'm going to say that right now.
Starting point is 01:37:28 Officially the number one town in California, according to the yak. You guys are the best. Thank you for taking care of a grown adult who couldn't drive a car. All right. Thank you, guys. Can you in Chicago right now? Yes, yes. Anytime you're here, if you're ever here, you're more than welcome to come to our offices.
Starting point is 01:37:49 All right. Well, I've got to crew that out. I have to take the wagon train to get there, Tom. Yeah. Boudabin can't drive you, but someone else might be able to. So Big Cap, we're going to get him. We're going to get him back. I hit up a buddy that, you know, I know I can make the ride and myself.
Starting point is 01:38:09 And again, we're going to leave tomorrow morning. We're going to bring Buda Ben to New Jersey. Wow. Wow. No, Alby. No, Alby. Alby. That's a lot.
Starting point is 01:38:22 You see I got my loser. there's a big game Saturday night in South Bend. We might be in the area. Okay. Hey, Joe Halby, tickets on me if you get to South Bend on Saturday night. I'll buy you and your buddy's tickets. And move to him in too, right? No, he can't go to the game.
Starting point is 01:38:38 No, no, no, no, no. You and your buddy can go to the game. Yes. No, seriously, though, I'll get your contact information. I'd love to buy you guys some tickets to Notre Dame on Saturday. That's bad ass. All right, thank you. All right.
Starting point is 01:38:51 Thank you, guys. You're the man. Thank you guys. Incredible. Bless you. He didn't deserve that. That would be. I want that Blitheopoly, though.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Oh, yeah. Can we play? How many people of Blithe are the best people in the world. We did get a little sidetrack there with the mayor's speech. A little bit. Also, that mayor has never come to Chicago. Yeah, he might. Joe Halby's the fucking man.
Starting point is 01:39:17 That's not a guy that was trying to come to Chicago. No. I don't know why he said. He's like, so you're in Chicago. Chicago. Yeah. That would be booking it, wouldn't it? If they're leaving Black California tomorrow morning, South Washington on Saturday.
Starting point is 01:39:29 Listen, if they get there, they got tickets. I guess there's two of them driving. Who's Notre Dame playing? Not any, Michigan State? Oh, yeah, Michigan State. Yeah. Is it a night game? It would need to be, right?
Starting point is 01:39:42 Food is going to want to keep taking breaks. Oh, they have a mission now. It's Notre Dame. I would love to get these guys to Notre Dame. Michigan State. Yeah. What time is it? 6.30.
Starting point is 01:39:53 Okay. All right. Okay. That's a doable. There's a shot. They have a shot. I'm glad they're getting something out of it. Yeah. A good happy ending. Light, shut up, Blake. Shout out Blake. Wow. Joe Halby. What a guy. That'll be a miserable track.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Yeah. It's going to be awful. Well, they got to drive back as well. Well, I think they're going to fly him back. Oh, they're going to fly back. Oh, Ben's car. That's right. Okay, okay. Yeah. I'm going to get Joe Halby's contact. How do you explain that to your wife? Gonna be gone for... She probably watches the act.
Starting point is 01:40:26 We can't really do a direct route either. No altitude, no... No Texas. No state troopers. No lones of... No planes because of tornadoes. Mm-hmm. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:40:41 What a ceremony. Going from west coast to east coast while avoiding mountains, weather and... Texas. Texas. And highways, frankly, is probably pretty daunting. You'd almost just have to... to go west across the ocean
Starting point is 01:40:55 that might have been easier had a better chance if you just sailed west yeah got a boat and went west that's an idea we didn't think of way to think of going to other direction way more sense than what he's doing put him on a boat give him a year to get here
Starting point is 01:41:13 yeah I don't know if you saw Billy by the way was shoot shoot he's putting up shots he's like just dancing over here he was I don't know what they're shooting I will watch it the second it drops. So Billy's making any content. I don't know what's going on, but I saw people filming them, and I need that.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I need that video right now. Billy is incredible. Yeah. Can we look at them what they're doing? Nick, we need Blithopoli. I know. That I'm making Buda Ben give it to us. How many squares could be on that board?
Starting point is 01:41:49 Denny's for sure. What is it steak and bake? Halby's got to be on there. Stigabies. Sizzler. And then the travel lodge that he was staying. Halby's is a great name for a store. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 01:42:01 I want their merch. That Halby's house. Yeah. See what you need to find online. Some Halbies. What are those boys up there? I can hear him. Maybe they're upstairs.
Starting point is 01:42:16 I feel like they went roaming. Pizza. Did Shiff Donnie maneuver where that pizza box is to cover us looking into the kitchen? Clever boy. Clever boy. Oh, hell yes. You can buy stuff online at Halby's. I'm going to buy.
Starting point is 01:42:29 buy some show. Yeah, we're going to get some stuff from Halbies. Oh, they got skates? Why would you buy skates from Halvys? Why not? That's a good point. Roller skates? I'm going to run it up on Halby.
Starting point is 01:42:44 I want a blithe bomber shirt. What's football? Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. Hold on. Blight bombers? Where was that? They have a football tab.
Starting point is 01:42:52 Winning some Blithe Bomber's shit. Oh, man. What's the football tab? Vans. Okay. Yeah. Children's vans. How about some Riverside County Sheriff merch?
Starting point is 01:43:10 College of the Desert? Brandon, what a county. That's cool. Okay, so just a shirt. Oh, that's for the Sheriff's Department to go buy their shirts at Albies. Okay. What type of store is this? Is it a skate shop?
Starting point is 01:43:27 Everything. Skates and board sunglasses. Military. Watchables and wearables. It's like it's like it's a store. Like uniforms slash custom embroidery slash they have some stuff. Games and hobbies. Full wall of shoes too.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Games and hobbies. We need something that says Blithe on it. Keep going. We have blithe bombers and blithe all stars. Are those shirts? They do tuxedo and superrentals? Yeah. Games. Cool.
Starting point is 01:43:50 This is going to just be Blithopoly. Hmm. Hmm. Might be breaking the website, Loki. Oh, no. Oh, is everybody else? Yeah. Might be flooding their website.
Starting point is 01:44:01 Yeah. Okay. Frozen. We'll go back. Harder than they've ever been floated before. All right, let's not do that. That's my fault. Our bad.
Starting point is 01:44:11 Sorry, Halby's. That's on us. Whoops. 100% on us. Whoops. I will be buying something from Halby's later. Would have Ben has the key.
Starting point is 01:44:23 Is there a chance that they get fed up with him? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. This means they're going to have another night in Blythe, though. He was saying, like, when he's nervous,
Starting point is 01:44:31 he chugs water. Did you see how much water he was chugging during that ceremony? A lot. A massive thing of water in his hands. He's being handed a key to the city. He's got to put it under his armpit to hold on to the key and shake the hand.
Starting point is 01:44:43 Receive your key. I mean, listen, as frustrating as yesterday was with Budapen, this is why I love this show. We did not know what Blake California was two days ago. And then today we had a, the mayor in his chambers at City Hall presenting a key to the city. They had townspeople come in.
Starting point is 01:45:00 What was that camera angle too? That was fucking awesome. That was so awesome. It's only this show. They only have a school. of mayors at this point. We're collecting. We've got a lot of mayors.
Starting point is 01:45:12 Dubuque, Ballville. Yeah. What was the... Fuck, we still got to get involved in the Louisiana town to mayor's race. Treeport.
Starting point is 01:45:25 Yeah, that's coming up. Not about that. We're offered to have a town hall. Watch this guy. Watch this. Watch. Watch. Billy.
Starting point is 01:45:32 Billy. Billy. Billy. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. Is he going to make it for us?
Starting point is 01:45:46 I don't know. Daskin. He's just like Zaskin. Yeah, that's right. You do. Go buy some. Also, did he mean the food or himself? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:45:58 Sushi. He wants a little belly soup. Oh, yeah, that's true. So the Mongolian president is in town. Can we get him around the gauntlet? Yeah. That would be what a guy. What does the Mongolian president?
Starting point is 01:46:08 Do you think it's got to be an old That's something of these Usbek his day in Olympics right? Yeah Yeah No, he skipped over that one Yeah
Starting point is 01:46:15 Many moons Is that correct? Yeah, Why do you get Native American on us With many moons Many moons ago Oh,
Starting point is 01:46:22 okay Yeah Yeah, Yeah, no Deutsch would have him in a body back His excellency How do you pronounce that? That's
Starting point is 01:46:32 I do That's um Uchnijin Urnijin Curl suck Curl suck Curl's Curl seek.
Starting point is 01:46:38 Curl suck. Do you curl suck? Yep, we nailed it. Remember the Mongolian grills at the mall? No, BDs. Oh, yeah, BDs. Yeah, it was like a chain. It would be like a giant circular stone
Starting point is 01:46:52 with the hot meats on it. Love it. That was good. So if you're going to bring up to the president if we had a man. Yeah. You guys here to bring more Mongolian. Easy.
Starting point is 01:47:03 Come on, Kate. Kate. That was an honest list. It's hard to say You got to power through that one I love that that happened to you I injected from the mic I'm
Starting point is 01:47:20 Oh Smokes in the office Oh did he see Ebony Oh my god You look so beautiful These aren't for you I got something better for you like later See you don't get back your flowers?
Starting point is 01:47:38 You start on wrong. No, no, I got flowers for you too. Don't worry. I got you. We're doing something later. I got a surprise. What we do? You know what we're going to do.
Starting point is 01:47:47 This is some energy. I didn't like that. I don't know. I didn't like that. What are we going to do? He's never talked to me like that before. He has to me. All right.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Let's go. Joe Halby just texting me. Guy's number. Bang. The flowers were for Kelly Keys. Oh. Oh. I told you I called that's called that one are they on good terms is a peace offering or this is like a
Starting point is 01:48:16 I think he's trying to have sex trying to hit up hey hey you're really something it's nice how are you good to see you these are beautiful thank you very thoughtful yes I did and I will come out Oh, boy. Oh. Oh. He's just on a fuck trip. He's on a co-working. When he kept announcing he was going, I thought, okay, well, he's doing something, he's doing some sort of content or whatever.
Starting point is 01:48:50 He's just going to try to fucking go out. But is it? Yes. Isn't that his content? I guess. Yeah. Fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:00 That is his content. So he fucks, he's going to try to expense it? He can only expense his trip if he gets laid with somebody else we work with. What a company. It's just every day. We've got like 17 balls in the air right now. It's fucking insane. Why did I fucking pick speaking into a mic instead of fucking.
Starting point is 01:49:32 Or going to see your favorite football team play football. Every weekend. Every weekend. without having to do anything when you're not going to see your favorite band I could have picked fucking to completion instead I gotta gotta
Starting point is 01:49:47 gotta fucking get on a mic and do some puns oh here we go wordplay time I could just have an amazing sensation around my penis oh you've got to be kidding oh man fuck
Starting point is 01:50:07 All right, Joe Halby says he thinks he can get there. That's it. I would love for him to go to the year. That's getting effort. They're leaving today? Tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Oh, they should leave today.
Starting point is 01:50:16 They should get on it. They should get on it. Knock out a couple of hours tonight, at least. Get the road now. Get to New Mexico, guy. We made a new best friend. Joe fucking Halby. You driven that, Brandon?
Starting point is 01:50:28 You've done a great American road trip? I would love to, and I've been thinking about it, but I have really driven out west like that. Me? What? Gazz, Hank, and Caleb. Actually, I did Chicago to San Francisco. They picked me up from New York or from Boston.
Starting point is 01:50:45 They picked me up. We did it. And then Hank and Gaz went San Francisco to Boston in 24 hours. Wow. Jeez. He just stopped. That's crazy. And one would sleep and one would drive.
Starting point is 01:50:57 Is that possible? Really cool. Yeah, I think it's, or whatever, like 26 hours, whatever it is, they did not stop. They did stop for. Yeah, they just. That's insane. Insane. I just opened up Twitter.
Starting point is 01:51:07 Tate, I guess, put out he gave it must watch. All right, well, let's watch it. Stana, why don't you go get wet? Yeah, go get wet. Yeah, go get wet while we do the must watch. How does it work? You just warm, all right, so there's water. No, I know.
Starting point is 01:51:20 Does it have to be like cold? Is there any stipulation? I have a... Now I'm understanding why he doesn't understand the Yugg station. I have trunks in my backpack if you want them. No, no, I'm saying like... You can grab a t-shirt from my office. No, I'll wear this.
Starting point is 01:51:32 There's a shower. I have to, like, just stand under the snow. You have to be cold. No. To just get wet. Yeah. See? Brandon, explain it to me.
Starting point is 01:51:41 Dana. We got a shower upstairs. Go get wet. But also make it funny. It's going to be hilarious. It's going to be funny no matter what. Because right now you're dry. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:54 But in a second. Most of your life, dry. Yeah. You don't have to wear your shoes, dude. He's going to get wet with the shoes on it. All right. Also, before. Dana has been around the yak for five years.
Starting point is 01:52:05 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Continue. Everyone always asked, how does Mincey survive a day-to-day life? I hate to post a five-minute clip from start to this trip, but this is a must watch. Here's Ben Mints trying to board a train. Oh.
Starting point is 01:52:19 Five minutes? Be here? Oh. There it is across. I think I see it. Is that it behind us? Yeah. Does he not understand it's underground?
Starting point is 01:52:39 Does not. He does not. Oh, my God. Walking up. Oh, no. Come on, come on, man. Kyle, what did you call him earlier? What's he?
Starting point is 01:53:03 This is everything to me. What's he gonna do? He can't cross, Kenny? It also has he gonna cry. It hasn't occurred to him to ask. But also it's, I think it's that brown building. He thinks it's like Hogwarts, just gonna magically appear. Your truck is the train?
Starting point is 01:53:31 Yep, there it is. Oh, we always got caught. Where is he going? Mr. Mintz going. Mr. He doesn't even know where he's going, guys. He seems pretty sure of where he's going, though. He's like, intentionally.
Starting point is 01:54:08 He's not really looking around. He's, like, walking. He knows where. You know that's the train station right there, right? I wouldn't have told him. Oh, yeah. But it says the CTA here. he know he knew
Starting point is 01:54:18 there and there I know I wish tape he had to get on that train too though yeah remember this is a five minute video so we're not
Starting point is 01:54:38 we're not you think like okay we're done he's gonna go in yeah yeah yeah we're done and normally you just tap your phone on the little screen
Starting point is 01:54:45 okay so job was done oh oh boy oh god damn oh we love this It's so good.
Starting point is 01:54:57 What the fuck? Oh, it's perfect. Oh, give it to me. Every bit of it. It's like a drug. All right. The rest of the day is going to feel hollow out of this. Look at the backpack.
Starting point is 01:55:35 Let's take a second to admire the backpack. How do we buy it? Oh, no. I'm in a pickle. This machine. It's only going to buy one, right? Get ready to hear that sound the next five minutes. that's where the ticket comes out
Starting point is 01:56:03 calling it if this guy just lives dream life guys zip code what's my zip code oh oh holy shit
Starting point is 01:56:26 oh holy shit that's the day is long come sit down we're watching the mincy video we got it's still a minute left him trying to board a train easier said than done you look good dude
Starting point is 01:56:40 you're so wet Do you see how funny it is? It's always happened to do this. Literally, I got, it's like hilarious. Every time I try to do the right thing and save money and take the blue line, a card. Oh, he's done this before. Oh, he's declining his card. Oh, yes, he's a card.
Starting point is 01:56:57 So he's taking the blue line before. Come over here. Come over here. You see this? Just tap your card. Oh. Dude, I've spent so much time on all I scream at this exact. yep you don't even have to that's great I've done just so many like I've literally wasted my
Starting point is 01:57:18 life's like he's gonna get stuck go go he's gonna get stuck that's why that's why take oh oh I mean everybody will believe it's back back I've been like cursing now he goes back back up way too late oh wow it's like oh my good star he's perfect he's perfect he's Perfect. Everything about him. Thane is wet. How many people are left? Me and Brandon.
Starting point is 01:57:53 We know how this is going to go. And if Brandon's the last one, resets. It does not. That's the world. Yeah, I mean, I knew what the wet wheel was, but I don't know if there was, like, stipulations.
Starting point is 01:58:04 Does it, this is your... No, it's just we've been doing the same goddamn thing for six years, Dana. Yeah, this is, again, this is why I'm understanding how confusing the Yugg station might be.
Starting point is 01:58:12 No. All circles back. Get wet? You just drink the, the beer it's deeper than that bro of the young station i got home but never comes back we got a we got we got a schedule game three i want i know me and green oh my god he's he's turned into a star since you're last i know he's maybe he has you got maybe he's gained powers you got gregg on a rookie contract you have to win i know this is your window you this your window's going to close yeah
Starting point is 01:58:45 you don't get it done now but i feel like the more powerful he is the worst He is at things. It's true. The bigger the moment. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The lights are too bright. Always.
Starting point is 01:58:59 The minute he turns on his lights in the morning. Bright, too. Right. Oh, what? I don't know. All right, let's spin the wheel. Great show. So many moving pieces happening here.
Starting point is 01:59:15 It's constant. It's just. Yeah, like I said, balls in the air. And we'll talk to Tate tomorrow with Mincy in Mississippi. I'm sure we'll get an update from Joe Halby. Now we don't even have to. Yeah, I'm wondering how far they're going to get at the time. It's perfect.
Starting point is 01:59:40 Yeah, we don't even have to go through Buda now. We've got to go to the source, Joe Halby. Get him live from the road watching Budapen chug water. He had so much water in that one ceremony. We should have them keep a tally. They are going to haul out. I think this is going to be a disaster. I think it'll get contentious.
Starting point is 02:00:01 That actually works so well that you offered to get them tickets. It gives them something to serve it or race against the clock. As Buddha is screaming at them to stop and pull over so he can get some water. So, Blithe to South Bend is 2,000 miles. it's one day in five hours so if they leave tomorrow morning
Starting point is 02:00:25 they basically don't sleep right it's the perfect plot it is I think there will be a screaming match oh yeah Buddha's gonna have
Starting point is 02:00:36 he's just gonna be like this is why I wanted Danny it looks like he drives how he drives how he might drive what if Halby just like loses it and murders if he's on the If they leave, it's 70.
Starting point is 02:00:50 Yeah, this could start a whole new story arc. Is South Bend Eastern Time or? Eastern Time. That's Eastern Time. That's Eastern Time. They gotta leave it. Hey, man. So, will they be staying the night in South Bend? I think so. Is Ben going to like that? I don't think he gets, well, he's going to make, he's going to try to, and then he's going to be like, I'll compromise.
Starting point is 02:01:07 Danny, come to South Bend. They couldn't do it if they didn't stop, right? I wish, yeah, they can. All right. 29 hours, if they leave at 7 a.m. That's 10 a.m. so they would have about 32 hours to make a 29-hour ride. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:01:22 If they leave at 7 a.m. tomorrow. They leave Friday at 7 a.m. Which is actually 10 a.m. for Eastern time. Eastern time. It says right now if they leave at 7 a.m., they'd get in South Bend at 8.30 in the morning on Saturday. So they could stop a little. So it's less than 24 hours.
Starting point is 02:01:46 I don't know. It says one day, four hours. How does this make sense? That might be. They're fucking what the time. I don't know. It might be a different time. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:01:56 Oh, I'm doing, wait, I got it wrong. I did Blythe. I did South Bend to Blythe. That's why. South Bend, Blythe. South Bend. Danny, I wish you had heard his phone call with me. He just kept on repeating.
Starting point is 02:02:12 So, so Danny's not coming. I also don't know him that well, but I'm flattered. You have so much faith in you. Yeah. thinks you rock all right if they leave at 7 a.m. They would get into South Bend at 2.30 in the afternoon without stopping at all. Yeah. And they kick off.
Starting point is 02:02:27 No, but that means they have four hours of stopping. Oh, kickoff at 7. 6.30. 6.30. So, 7.30. Eastern time. So, yeah, they got five hours in there. Okay. Ben's going to want to stop. They're going to do it. Calling it now.
Starting point is 02:02:42 This would be an incredible hall if they get there. Wow. To stop, 15 minutes. We got a. Oh, Buddha. Yeah. every 30 minutes. Right, that's not, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:02:52 They got to just get him like an empty gallon jug and just be like, dude, we're not fucking stop. If they pull this off, we got to get the mayor of South Bend to give. Yes. Yes. Yes. Or was a heroic drive from Blythe to South Bend. He really should leave right now.
Starting point is 02:03:11 Also, I said 7 a.m. They should leave tonight, knock out of about four hours. Yes. They'll be so huge. They absolutely should. They absolutely should. Just have to see. All right.
Starting point is 02:03:24 I'll spin the wheel. Tommy smokes pissed his pants. What? Another ball in the air. There it is. I cannot keep up. Ben Mintz is still in our own zip code. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 02:03:38 What do you mean? He pissed his pants. He's so nervous about his boyfriend? He's at the urinal, so he had to change in his sweatpants. Oh, I mean, that can happen. Shout out to Robbie. How bad? It's so bad.
Starting point is 02:03:55 How did you do? I was at the urinal. I was on my phone, as I usually am, and I thought my penis was pointing towards the urinal. I don't know what happened, and take it out all the way. Was it pointed down into your pants? No, it's all on the top of the pants. I don't know how it happened.
Starting point is 02:04:12 I just felt myself peeing, and I didn't hear the sound of the puppet-fitting the urinal, and I said, oh, no. I didn't want the visual of me with these on but Tommy This is inside out That's a full on pants
Starting point is 02:04:34 No, it was It was all the way It never It fell in while you were taking a piss I think he just had a I just I pissed on my pants You didn't piss on his pants
Starting point is 02:04:44 He pissed in his pants No no no I did not piss in it Bro, look at the inside of these pants. You pissed in your pants. I pissed on top of them. Look how, I don't want to touch. Are you getting the angle of this?
Starting point is 02:04:52 Look how worse the out. No, not at all. Not at all. We'd love to see the stain. Give me the piss. We'd love to see the piss stain. Then to the other side's the wet side. That's the way.
Starting point is 02:05:03 Oh. Oh, it's much worse. It's hard to tell you. I pissed on my pants. Look how much force it is on the outside. See? Buddy. I love the super.
Starting point is 02:05:16 I'll take their word for it. Seems genuine. Oh, man. Spend that goddamn wheel. We had a reset, Brandon. Huh? It had a reset yesterday. Did it?
Starting point is 02:05:33 We're fresh. Yo-ho. Yeah. Oh, yay. Yo-ho. Oh, fuck. All right. See you for tomorrow.
Starting point is 02:06:31 I love you guys. All right. Go check out the After Dark vlog that they posted, recapping the McDonald's expedition great stuff by the after dark team 100,000 views all right love you guys here my butt

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