The Yak - Dana EMASCULATED Brandon Right in Front of His Wife! | The Yak 2-4-25

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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Day two, Super Bowl, Sass is here. Uh-oh. Trouble. Trouble's gone. Rhone is on his way. Titus is back. Wow. We feel good.

We have headphones. And we have headphones. We have headphones. I would rather prefer no headphones. Yeah, I don't like them either. They're terrible. Let's just. We have headphones. And we have headphones. And I would rather prefer no headphones. I don't like these. Yeah, I don't like them either. I don't want them. They're terrible.

Let's just get rid of them. Honestly? Yeah. Okay. Can't even, yeah. They're shit. They didn't do anything for us. See, Pete's laughing because he got his bad headphones.

He got cheap headphones. He got his cheap headphones. They don't do anything. He got cheap headphones and then he put them on us. He's like, I fixed the problem. Yeah. Motherfucker. Pete, these are $20 headphones and then he put them on us. He's like, I fixed the problem. Motherfucker. These are $20 headphones.

$10 headphones. $10 headphones. Assholes. Can you sit back so I can see everyone? Brandon said this is the perfect weather. I think this, the fact that you guys are complaining about 72 degrees on February 6th is crazy to me. It's not the 72 degrees, it's everything else.

It's no sun and 100% humidity. We are sitting outside, I'm in shorts, it is 72 degrees, I'm not cold, I'm not hot, I'm perfectly content, there's no sun bearing down on us, there's no wind bothering us. Why are you hollering? This is perfect weather, because you guys are all complaining about the weather.

The problem is that you're saying perfect. Yeah, the perfect word is perfect. It's closer to bad. If you wanna argue it's better than Chicago right now, fine, fine. This weather is closer you're saying perfect. Yeah, the perfect word is perfect. It's closer to bad. If you want to argue it's better than Chicago right now, fine, fine. Do you think this weather's closer to bad than perfect? There's no sun, it's muggy, it's humid. It's not perfect weather.

Humidity at 95 sucks. Humidity at 72 is fine. No, I can drink this air right now, it's so thick. Feels like being waterboarded. So Brandon says it's good weather every single part. Nobody here enjoys this weather. If you had said good. You like it?

Thank you. This is the first time I haven't been cold in like eight months. Well, you're a woman. Yeah. Got my hotel room set to 77. Oh, god. God damn it, Kate. It has to smell like the shore.

So I'd rather be freezing right now and be bundled up. Why? Like have a couple jackets on, taste snow. You're a dickhead. Why? Bad start for Sass. Bad start? Textbook Sass.

What'd you do? First page of his playbook just stranded us, ditched us in the lava. We finished the sketch and we're like, let's all walk over together. And he's like, wait, I have to go get a Ju pod from my room and I was like okay, we'll wait for you and then I realized I sat a puddle and smell like spoiled milk so I got change pants and while I said no we should model it's it's not like no okay. Milk scented water. Okay got it and so I text the group of

ham change in pants sass like yeah, I got to leave, I'm hungry so the group I was like, hey, I'm changing pants sass was like, yeah, I gotta leave I'm hungry. So like we were waiting for him. Uh-huh. And then when he had to wait for us he just left We'll tell the actual real version We'll tell the real version of the story It we're go. I'm like I gotta run I got to run to my room. I gotta grab a jewel pod Nick's like, yeah, that works. I'll just wait. I'll just wait outside. Perfect. And then I hear KB go, I'm going to

run up to my room too. Second KB said that I was like, I'm not going to see KB until maybe like tomorrow. And then we went up at the same time. I know. But then I go back downstairs and no one's there. So I was like, they must have left. You knew I was upstairs. I know. But then I go back downstairs and no one's there. So I was like, they must have left. You knew I was upstairs. I text you. No, I was downstairs.

I went right up and down. You put your chips on a grand assumption. I actually was jogging down the hallway getting to the elevator. Wow. We're good. That's a good friendship move. He walks here alone. No, I walked with Jay and Big Cat.

Oh, the boss man comes by. That's how they found me. Jay can vouch for me. Big Cat was way ahead of us. Way ahead. And then he stopped. Because I saw him. Yeah, that was nice of you. Very nice.

So I just had to walk over with fucking Kyle and Paps. Oh man. Off hang too. Off hang. We were off group. Under five words. Under five words. Kyle was like, cool building, that's a rough group. Under five words. Under five words. Bob's like, cool building, and Kyle goes, yup. That's exactly what happened.

I had nothing more to add. It was a cool building. I needed you bad, dude. Last night was fun. We went to dinner. What a dinner. We had some speeches. We pulled the move from Titus's wedding, where we put

everyone's name in a hat, made everyone do speeches. Did you cook the hat a little bit? I put Sass in the hat eight times. I did it. I was fine doing it. Sass crushed. You spoke, Sass?

Yeah. He crushed. Crushed. Crushed. What did you say? Did anyone else get a laugh? Max just got up and didn't say a word about anyone, just talked about the Eagles and playing team defense. Did you do material stuff?

Max's speech was like people were laughing, but it's kind of like they felt bad. They were like, going all out for this. And then Dana said Brandon had cone-tipped pussy. In front of him. No, no, no, no. That wasn't funny. That wasn't funny at all. I am still angry about that. He is still texting me apologies about that. Did it escalate to that? It went from zero to 120. Nick laughed and Nick was sitting next to Brandon and then while Dana was talking, Dana just goes, don't fucking laugh, you cone-titted pussy.

At me. My back was to it. The point was Dana's funny. But Dana got up there and he was nervous. I don't, why would anybody be nervous in a room with just us? I was nervous. I was more nervous for that than I would

if I was doing stand-up. Why? Yes, I had to, cause all I... There were 24 other idiots in there. Yeah, it was all dummies. It was all fucking idiots. But you gotta say something right. It's a dinner for schmucks.

You have to say something right. Cause everyone was being like sincere and I'm like, oh, now I have to be sincere. Dana was nervous Connor Sass ron Dana Shay Shay is do rag Change it was incredible Who else Jack McCarthy Jack McCarthy gave a speech at song.

Oh yeah, I mean are even piss me off. Yeah, that's one worse and do in a situation like that you can't be too cool. Yeah, so we can't go I'm not going to. Jack McCarthy is the smallest butter into the bathroom like 12 time. Yeah, we's allergic to bathrooms. Yeah. It was crazy. Yeah, but Max's speech was the best, because he just didn't write. He did not acknowledge anyone in the room.

He thought he was speaking to the Eagles. He was literally madfully mad. He thought he was in front of the Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah, man down by the river, van down by the river. He was doing the whole thing. Yeah. I really think he had it. And on Sunday nights!

He did that. He just said he got it down. That's how he does it. He was doing the whole thing. And on Sunday night! On Sunday night, we will take the Super Bowl! That's really good. That was exactly how it went. We were all just like, okay, dude. Everyone was saying how thankful they are, dream job. It was funny because it turned into a thing where people would get up and be like, Harry, been here for five years. It was like because it turned into a thing where people would get up and be like, Harry, been here for five years. It was like an icebreaker.

We all know each other well. Very well. Yeah. And one of my favorite moments was Sass got into Max's head so bad at the table because he said that the Patriots have a better chance of winning a Super Bowl quicker than the Eagles. That's a what I said. That's a bold one. Max is so mad.

That's not what I said. He got so mad. They said, Roan said the Patriots, he said, he said the Patriots or Boston will never win another championship again. And I said the Patriots, the Bruins and the Celtics all have legitimate chances of winning championships in the next couple years. And that for some reason that's just went off. Yeah.

It's a good dinner though you also made a claim I heard that you're talking about how cities that have no culture are way better. Yeah, yeah, what's in that. He doesn't like. He doesn't like when he goes to Nashville and they're like playing guitar in the hotel lobby. Yeah. Which I think is pretty... I agree with that. I mean, I was saying that cities that have a rich history,

like they're like, oh, these legends of the music industry came out of this city, are the worst cities to go to because you get off your plane and there's like a fucking group of high schoolers playing... They're in your face with the culture. The Luminiers at the airport bar. So what's're ideal city silence Toledo Toledo yeah, yeah Toledo and like to be guy. Okay, I was. And the argument that I was making was that all cities of

the same. Yeah, I you're right, but I think your example is New Orleans in New York City. Yeah, I said that I've been to three cities in the last two days and I said all of them are the exact same And he also said that he had a chance to go to Barcelona. He's like, why would I go there? Yeah, well, it's just like New York Come on Yeah, it was a good night. It was a good time. Great dinner. So you're still mad at Dana? Oh yeah, yeah.

Why? Because he defaulted to shitting on me when my back was to him, and I, what was it I texted you last week? Let's get Dana to Chicago, let's get Dana to Chicago, and then he just turns on me in front of my wife. My wife was right there. In front of your wife.

She, she. She almost hit him. She was laughing. She almost hit him. She was laughing. She almost hit him. She was like, that was very funny. No, she wasn't like that. She was shopping with Kate yesterday.

What did we eat? I can't even pronounce the French sounding names. Gumball, some delicious gumbo. Oysters Rockefeller. Jambalaya. I know Jambalaya was like a fish, a shrimp a steak. Yeah, I did like create like a wedding menu Did anybody have a shrimp and then I put on the top of the menu 3925 Yeah, I wanted a logo. I just said put 3925 up there. Oh, I never did tweet that dinner for Brandon Walker

Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. It's good friendship. Yeah, good to have friendship brand I just got a notification that your trophy has arrived at the New York office. Oh, good. We'll probably have someone ship it here. For our fantasy football league. It was me and Sass in the championship game. Oh. I went out of my way to purchase a trophy. That's really nice.

As commissioner. Appreciate that. How big did you say it was? It's like the size of an Oscar. What Oscar? The movie Oscars? You said it was this big. It's like the size of like a...

You thought Robertson? The size of a grand. Grammys are small. Grammys are small. Okay, alright. Yeah, we're all into fantasy. The loser next year, the winner gets to pick a podcast topic and the loser has to put out a weekly show on that topic. Oh, I like that a lot.

I love that idea. Yeah. Who are we filling the last spot with? Yeah, because France has quit two weeks in. Yeah. Anybody? I'll do it. Alright. You gotta try though. Yeah, because France has quit two weeks in. Anybody? I'll do it. Your podcast would be a fucking hit.

You'll get richer. You'll be like, wow, this is really good. I'll do it. Cat's actually stepping away from the Yak. His top is a show about peanut butter cups. Skyrocketing. He has Leo as a guest. He's so warm. You know about peanut butter cups, actually. Skyrocketing. Yeah. Yeah, he has Leo as a guest.

Yeah, you're not allowed in, man. It's going to be too good for you. I'm out. I'm out. Clemmer's here, by the way. We'll have him on at some point today, because Rat Race is coming out tomorrow. He's got his purple hat, so we can get a final ruling on the blue purple hat. He's getting really into it.

I love it, I think it's funny. I know that like the more we remove ourselves from it we're like what is he doing again? But I, every video I watch I'm like. That makes it funnier. Are we officially half way? Don't forget about it. No we're not, I think you said 23?

It was 24 going into Mississippi. And Mississippi, I assume he got it yesterday because he had to come through the whole state As it wears on and we have less enthusiasm about it becomes funnier. Yeah, he has maintained a consistent enthusiasm Yes, we saw the video. Yeah, and then my initial thing is like, oh, yeah, we are It's also one of those things. Yes. It's very stupid. But if he completes it that kind of is cool. It's a really 50 purple hats is pretty fucking cool. Wyoming never been done. I give him yeah He's gonna be like in Wind River like stranded because there's they don't wear colors there. No, it's brown. I think yeah

Just a lot of beige That's your dream. Oh, you know there though, right? Oh, yeah You're gonna try a fish here? Port sulfur? God, no. Why wouldn't you? I was talking about with KB. I was like, I don't want the fucking gross ass.

He was doing like fish roasts that I didn't understand. Redfish? Just eating like small mouth bass and catfish. They don't have small mouth bass. You don't think they have small mouth bass? Speckled trout, redfish, they might have some small mouth bass. Some? That's not their main fish.

You know what I'm saying? I bet they have one of, I bet they're top ten for largest population of smallmouth bass. Smallmouth bass aren't in the south that much. We're more largemouth bass. There's a lot of smallmouth bass down here. Where? Where? Alabama has some of the best smallmouth bass fishing in the country.

Show me where. Well, I'm not going to give you my honey holes. You don't have any honey holes in Alabama. I'm gonna leave all of my spots. You don't have honey holes in Alabama. It's a largemouth bass state. It's not a smallmouth bass state. There's a lot of good smallmouth river fishing.

Where, which river? Name me a river. Chattahoochee. That's in Georgia. Might go through Alabama at some point. Tell him about that. I caught smallmouth bass with a Chattahooch myself. When?

A couple years ago. With what? A rod. It was in a worm I believe. A little jig set up. In a river. We could go catch redfish just miles away from here. Speckled trout.

Delicious speckled, no nothing? Okay. Port Sulfur you'll get the biggest tuna and it'll be so easy. Tuna. Tuna would be good. Tuna? I'd like tuna if it was like traditional tuna. I don't want like the Louisiana fucking Fanta poured

on top of the tuna. It's cinnamon mixed in. Drenched in orange soda. Yeah. They're cooking everything in Fanta. They're always dumping sunny days. So much sunny D in a pot. For the shrimp.

Fanta gumbo. It's the best. Every single video you see of someone attempting like the Louisiana like fish fries, all the comments are like, not nearly enough Fanta. At least tripled up on that, not Fanta. I missed you, Sass. I'm sure, yeah. The show has.

It's hard to get. Busting chops. What are you doing with all your time? Sass says he doesn't wake up until 11am every morning. That's awesome. That's cool. Pretty much, yeah, that's pretty accurate. I know that'll make a lot of people upset why you live a different life. Yeah, you're up later So you get mad people get really mad when you tell them that what time you go to bed

Three four, that's fair. That's the life of a stand-up comedian, right? I mean you guys keep late hours Not really now, okay. Sorry shows are over by oh my god That's Clive that's Clive Really now? Okay, sorry, sorry. Shows are over by midnight. Oh my god. That's Clive. That's Clive. Wait, Clive got his owners? You can go on, see if you can go on pause and find the owners. I think he's, I think he might be at a beautiful home.

Progressive home. Two, oh. Two fathers. He's got two fathers. Clive has two dads. Possibly two fathers. I love that. Great for Clive.

But I'm sorry to them, I'm gonna have to take them. Yeah, you're gonna have to steal that cat. We're gonna have to make this political. That's the only way we can get Clive out of here. How did you find that out? Cliff DiMartino. Of course. Indeed.

He was in the chat before the show started saying, I know who adopted Clive, it's two bros from Lincoln Park, we gotta get him on the show. from the link from Lincoln Park. We got to get him on the show Yeah, we do. Yeah, he actually said working to get them on the show. Okay, great. Thank you Yeah, let's get Clive on the show with them. I love that. Yeah Yeah, we have to gauge if they're worthy for worthy of Clive then trap them in the tunnel and you take life Yeah, easy plan never let him out. Don't let him eat Clive kidnap them. Was it the was it that was it crash question yeah was it the pussy or was the contents was your wife there it was cone tits pussy but it wasn't which is what I'm gonna do is what just that big cat my back was to him he got up nervous in front of everybody because

for God knows what he couldn't speak in front of us idiots and he his default was to point at me and say what are are you laughing at, you cone tits pussy? When he's the one who laughed. But which, was laughing wrong? I thought it was the forum for laughing. But if it was cone tits. Cone tits would've been fine. Pussy would've been fine?

The pussy part I didn't like. Okay, so that's what I was asking. You're like when, who was that dude that tried to rap battle Roan? Oh, Josh Pray. When Josh Pray. That's like a Josh pray thing all right p Remember like someone said like he someone said pussy or bitch and he was like that takes it at level too far Don't say pussy or bitch and then I think that encouraged more people to say pussy and bitch and bitch yeah

Yeah, I don't say your weaknesses. It's all right. He apologized do you have cone tits? your weaknesses. It's all right. He apologized. Do you have cone tits? Not as much as I used to. I've noticed that Brennan has not sued for libel yet. No. You're only out of 12 hours. Yeah, he doesn't have a loss. Yeah, it sounds like... You might have to prove it. You have to sue Dana or you have cone tits and a pussy. Has your wife never seen you with your shirt off? Yeah, plenty of times. But that's, she doesn't consider me a pussy. She heard cone tits and she was like, I thought you were 180. No way. Three for three?

Wait, we've only been here two nights. Oh man. Oh wow. That's a lot of... You got the standard for that? I'm going five for five, boys. You're not going five for five. You were, you were drunk last night.

I was drunk. First time I've been really drunk since 2007. So how'd you like it? I didn't love it. Why'd you keep drinking? Because I enjoyed it. OK. You're having a fun time.

Did you go to Bourbon Street after dinner or anything? No, we walked straight back to the hotel. You were just straight drunk from dinner. That was it. Yeah. Once we had it, we had a cocktail hour. Oh, yeah. It was one of those situations where he kept your wine would go down a little, and he would keep pouring it. I'm gonna forget it, we had cocktail hour. It was one of those situations where he kept,

your wine would go down a little and it would keep pouring. So you had no idea how much wine you had had. But I was wine drunk, I wasn't like any other drunk. It was fun, I had a good time. End of Donald Sour Note. It's too bad. Taste wise? No, the taste was delicious. I had the filet. Filet was cooked a little bit too bad. Taste-wise? No, the taste. Oh, yeah. The taste was delicious.

I had the filet. Filet was? Filet was cooked a little bit too much. Oh, no. Oh, don't say that. Oh, I'm sorry. You want me to send it back? No, no.

The filet was cooked too much? A little too much, yeah. Every other table was having more fun than our table, I think. We were walking around endlessly. We were having a lot of fun. Our table was borderline overkill. We tried to figure out we try to name 3 women with the last name Johnson. Yeah, I think of one

thing rolls here. And it's own. Roan Rooney yeah, our table we set the tone when when Dana chugged I made a denture wine right away when he sat down. That'll do it. Dana's going to the do chair.

I have that clip. He chugged a beer too, off camera, right after. He really is like, you can just do party tricks with him. Sir? Hey, Ron. Good to see you. Hello, my brother. Hey, Ron. Hey, Ron. Maybe that's why he's not my brother. Hey, Ron. Hey, Ron. Maybe that's why he's not out in Chicago, because when he's in New York, he's like,

I'm actually, I don't drink anymore. Yeah, we treat Dana more like a prop than a man. Yeah, no, I literally, I tweeted it, TJ, you can play it. I propped him right away. We tried to have him at a bar. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I watched. No, no, no, no.

Fuck me. He just fucking... Oh, yeah. Cousin. And then right after I stopped recording he chugs the beer. Yeah, he's fun to play with. He really is. He just points to things and he'll chug it.

Yeah, he will. You don't even have to say anything. No question about it. He's just like, there you go. He'll either chug a beer or tell you a too personal of secret. Yeah. Usually, yeah, hand in hand. That's his playbook.

Yeah, you guys didn't look like you're having a lot of fun. No, we weren't fun. We just came in third place when it came to the next one. I don't know that we hit the highs that the other tables hit. It for real felt like we were at the table in Goodfellas, where like the laughing scene. Yeah. It was like, you're a funny guy.

It felt that's what our table felt like. Yeah. You turned around and you were like, your table's quiet felt that what's where our table felt like yeah, you know Quiet yeah I was looking I was looking over to you guys and I was like this and we had malice that we had to carry malice Yeah, that's malice that was shit face Now that got to know where it goes to me is like Brett for real did I've missed the hell out of you Really have you ever text Really now the hell out of you. Really? Have you ever text Malice? No, not really, no.

He kept asking fights, he was like, what do you do for your body? How do you achieve this body? What size shirt is this? In the middle of another conversation he had to check to see if he was L or XL. I kept on telling him his arms looked skinny, and I was like, Grun's not going to like that. He was just like, you think so? You should be lifting, obviously. He should be getting jacked.

You guys look handsome as hell out here. Do we? Something about the lighting. Yeah. How do you like the weather? It's incredible, it's humid. Yeah, he called it perfect. So this is perfect.

Well, his word was gonna be incredible. No, he said shoot. It is incredible, but I got a sweat this morning and the humidity doubled the sweat. I caught you, I caught you end of sweat. You were in there? No, but remember I, did you hear someone yell round? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was doing the laps. I wanted to see as many people. I always want to let them see me sweat. That's how I'm different. What's that, what's that blend on that shirt, bro? You've mentioned this before. It's, I'm always curious. Is it pure cotton?

It's like rippled cotton, Yeah, how do they achieve that? children Gotta be sheen speaking of children. I am a brand new uncle. Yeah, baby boy black uncle again. I am yeah Different variety Yeah! Let's go! And what's his name? A different variety. It's James. Okay. That's not what you said his name was yesterday. I didn't. This is a big moment. And I'm very excited for the family.

Love that. The adoption, and the craziest part is she got the call the night before. Yeah, I was wondering how they had such a fully formed baby. She was like, tomorrow morning, go and meet your son. Oh, shit. How old? Days. Whoa.

And she was on the list for five years. No preparation. Yeah, they were waiting for like five years, losing hope tomorrow morning. But everything worked out healthy. That's all I'll say. I'm excited. I'm the godfather.

Wow. You are? Yeah. Wow. What are the responsibilities of godfather? Do like an online class. Is that, that's boring you Brandon? You're just yawning as he says you're Godfather?

Kyle doesn't really open up very often. Probably never will again. Yeah. That was such a big yawning. Nothing on that. Last time he opened up was when he told us Piper Jones' middle name. Yeah.

Did I yawn? A huge one. I didn't mean to. Unstifled. It's cause he's hung over, he can barely even keep his eyes open. Oh, I jumped up early. Biggest week of your work life. Three for three, I'm three for three. And he got fucking blacked out. Sorry Kyle, I didn't mean to yaw. Unstifled because he's hung over he can barely even keep his eyes And he got fucking sorry I didn't mean to y'all I was you could be six five 250

Now we call him up Yes, God son I got him some in I owe money most more of an all-miss guy though. I can already tell Why are you like this today? Why are we doing this today? He missed you. Why? He missed tussling with you. He missed a tangle with you. You give him a tangle.

Honestly, we got to the bottom of it. You give him a little bit of a father figure. Right. That he never had. Yeah, he keeps saying this. I have a father. Yeah, but do you fuck with him? I'm very close to my dad.

So much so that you don't know his parents names I know their names We're just not on like good terms Like a grandfather figure then yeah, yeah, I'm already Nick's dad I was next dad today your way to thought he was I was his son. No. Yeah, really? Yeah, that's got to hurt Dad, it doesn't matter anymore. Nothing matters. All that matters is 3925 and getting away from you miserable fucks. You're just excited to get back to the bottle.

Yeah. Yeah, you got the shakes. Yeah, if only you guys could see the fucking handle behind the Reese's, the Reese's Mountain. The lava mountain. Danny, did you guys go to Bourbon Street last night? Had to take last night off. Okay.

Did anyone hear? I think the the I think Max and those guys did. I'm not good. So like 3 or a car Griffin is I think he did. Oh Connor Griffin to believe you did know me and Danny were in our room by when 10. Yeah, guys are sharing a room. Yeah, yeah, we decided to save the company some money.

There's an empty room though. It doesn't really save money but still and there's two doubles but we're just, we're bunking up. Nice. Well you gotta keep one for the luggage. Yeah, one to eat. One for butt stuff. Oh yeah. Titus, I missed you at dinner last night. I kept on being like, where's Titus?

I had a baby appointment. That's right. You and I are on the same track, dude. That's so fucking sick, brother. You and I are on the same track, dude. That's so fucking sick, brother. You and I have been, yeah, likewise. Wow. Likewise, man. Kyle just had a... Maybe you're a...

Yeah, I have a... Yeah, but this one, though. But yeah, you know. Kyle had a, he just had a... Kyle did have a... He just had a new baby. Kyle's kinda doing it, doing it too. I'll be fucking happy now.

I'll be seeing him every once in a while. Yeah. You to spoil him? Oh, you're going to spoil him rotten. I was looking up what to buy newborns. There's no definitive answer. There's nothing. There's nothing. I'm just getting random tech that makes the stroller jiggle. What's your timetable? June? What about you? Like May, April? They is twins

make it different. You got to buy two shit like you should. They make twin strollers and shit. They make them double wide. But in New York, there's no doors that are fat enough for for double wide. So we have to we're stacking them. Yeah, that had to stack them. Yeah, I had to stack them. We're stacking. Yeah, that's sick. I was telling them last night that I want my dog to be acclimated to walking with the stroller. So I took the stroller for a walk this past weekend, just empty. Just working on it. With the dog.

And people kept on peeking in. Tourists were peeking into like, coochie coo my babies. And it was just like a pamphlet and like plastic in there. It's kind of fucked up. It kind of seems like a sick... Yeah, it's a sicko move. It's a sick, nasty thing to do. Aside from like doubling up on things, like what else do you have to prepare for with twins? Um...

I don't know. Have you been like researching the...the phenomenon of twindom? See, I'm interested in the phenomenon, butindom? I'm interested in the phenomenon, but I think the phenomenon is stronger in identicals and I have fraternals. Oh. I just have me. Which we were pumped about.

Yeah, identicals is weird. It's less freakish. We said it. Yeah, yeah. Let's be honest, it is. It's weird. Are you gonna go rhyming names? I wanted to, but like,

Sean Ferrone doesn't, there's not another Sean. Remember Sean Figgins? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. But was it Sean or Shone? It was Sean. Sean. But it was C.H.

Yeah, Angels? Sean. Yeah, yeah. He was sick. Great base dealer. Look at us, we're ready for trivia. We're tanking though. We're getting smoked tonight.

We're tanking. Yeah, you better win. Why would I better win? This is your year, Brad. We're tanking. Alright. We'll tank then. Don't have to tell me about it.

Tell me about it. I don't think you guys are gonna tank. Minimize this. Just the process. All right. We're like the Bulls kind of. Yeah, we're just, we don't wanna get to the play-in. Yeah, we want Cooper flag.

Yeah, we wanna take, capture the flag. I don't like the capture the flag term that the people are using. That's like the, you know like how it was like suck for luck. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing capture the flag. Yeah. So lame. Yeah, tank it for. Remember when Jerry tweeted, the like I was like suck for luck yeah yeah the caps of the flag yeah so lame

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Malasek, yeah. Yeah. Malasek feels like he does. Malasek has girl twin energy. Yeah. I can totally see him being like, this is my twin and it's a girl. Yeah.

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Yes, so funny. That he was like drinking a Gatorade container of sweet tea after every practice. Yeah so the story was they went to the practice and he was in a sauna suit practicing because he had a weight issue and after practice they had Tex-Mex catered and he filled up like like one of those huge jugs you see at the gym of just sweet tea and lemonade. The leaks that are coming out of Dallas are hilarious. The PR spin of like.

They put a smut on his name. Yeah, you knew this was gonna happen. They're just calling him the fattest guy ever. He's just the fattest of ladies. He's not that fat. He's not. You can see him. Imagine being Zion watching all this go down.

He's just like, wait. He's fat? Yeah, you're allowed to do this? He'd be one of the skinnier guys on this show. Yeah, he's, well people keep saying he's 270, he's 6'7". Yeah. Like that's not, if he was 210,

saying 270 is like, if you're 270 and you're, you know, 5'10", okay, that might be a problem. He's 6'7". Do we have pictures of him in a pool or at the beach or something? Is he a, like that's how you figure out. He has a couple pictures where he's-

He's a bad body, but like, Yeah. I got my home athlete. So what? But he doesn't have like cone tits or anything, does he? Maybe? He doesn't have... What did Dana call you, Brennan?

He's also a good looking dude. Cone tits pussy. Luca? Luca's a good looking dude, you don't think so? You don't think he's cute? No. Oh, I think he's very cute. I think he's like a...

Kind of like a... He looks like you, Connor. He's okay, Luca. You want to like tickle his belly. He's not ugly. He's like like a like you want to Okay, you want to like tickle his belly? He's not ugly. You got never seen Luca on the street and be like, yeah I was a I think he's a good-looking. Yeah his hair I don't think he's good-looking. I think it's completely acceptable. Look show a picture of Luca. I think he's a good-looking dude He's got a great smile. He's like a happy smile. Also, when he like, slow and bad, was he like messing up? Or was he just big? He's a good looking dude. He's completely acceptable looking.

He looks like Dana. A little bit. He just looks like a dude. I would never say. That's probably the weight, Kate. Oh. I think he's a good dude. That's a good handsome.

I think he's got good hair. He's not ugly. He has good photos of himself on his Instagram. He's not ugly. I think he's a good looking dude. That's just his shoe. I think if you were standing next to another good looking dude, you'd be like, wow, that other dude's way more

than a good looking dude. Look at that. That's a good hair. He's got great hair. He's posing. Look up Luca caught off guard. Yeah. Look up Luca fat.

So people are saying this is a dumb trait because he's so good? No, it's the worst trait in the history of the NBA. And they did it just because he's heavy. No, after the fact, yeah. He's 25 years old, and he's like, he's probably a top three, if you want to say like, maybe top five. Like, he's definitely top five,

but he's probably top three player, he's 25 years old. You never trade a guy like that in his prime, ever. How it is the other guy? I don't know, we'll never know the real reason. Rumble in the jungle age, yeah. Yeah. We don't. Like, Kate, they're about to have to pay him $350 million,

so maybe it's like they wanna save some money and not pay him $350 million, but they own a sports franchise. You should wanna pay the guy, right? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I can't call him. Weird trade.

It's the weirdest trade I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm trying to put it into shopping terms for candy. What would be the bar stool verse? Oh, that would be... Who's it, like from our Luca or our AD? Me for Brandon. Yeah. Yeah. Young goat for the aging. Yeah. So yeah, like somebody that

injury prone. Yeah. It'd be like treating like Rome for like Tim Legler. Yeah, like Tim Legler is fine. Yeah, but it's like why do we do that? No, I think he's closer. Or I don't know. I'm not Luca. I can't be Luca. I think it's Ash for Braves.

Ash for Braves is the opposite. He's a superstar with rings. I tried. Why are you explaining it to me? I tried, bro. I'm trying to make you feel better. Yeah, you're Anthony Davis. Yeah, he tried.

You're Anthony Davis. He got your rings. All right. All right. What? You got your rings. 39, 29, 25. Yeah. It would be for, 25, for some extent.

Yeah. It would be for, that makes perfect sense. He's not coming back. He's not, he barely works at Barstool. Right. So the trade is done. This is charity, right? He's doing right now.

This is volunteer work. This is not in your contact. He's writing all this off at the end of the year and his taxes are like, oh, I helped these little guys. 100%, this is right and all. Time out, time out. We were on the show together. He and I were on the same team. We can't get traded for each other, we're on the same team. He's right. But then I left the show and I exploded and ran laps around

you in terms of success. When did that happen? The last year you've been watching it. You keep saying this, your speech last night was all about how incredible your career's going. What did you say? You guys don't see me much, that's because my career is doing really well. It was really funny. It was funny. It was, joke of the night, easily. That was stolen.

Stolen by who? You stole it. From who? Probably somebody else. I mean, that was the only intentional big laugh of the speeches. What? You really kept score.

Oh yeah. Okay, all right. Well, if you're keeping score, it wasn't that funny. Right, yeah. But it was the only internal. You're counting as a touchdown, it was probably like a field goal. No, it was the only actual laugh.

Wait, what was the line again? Che got a laugh. Che got a laugh. What was the line? Che got a laugh because it was like, but it was like ironic. It was like, Che, look, classic Che. Yeah, yours was crap. What was the line? Che got a laugh because he was like, but he was like ironic. He was like, Che, look, classic Che. Yeah, yours was crap.

Mine was crap. Mine was crap. No, I mean, that's true. Mine was like, wow, did he write that before? Wait, what was your line again? That was funny. What was the line again? It wasn't about the line, it was the delivery.

The line was not doing well. The delivery was perfect. I'm successful. Yeah, no, that's like a, that's not a real laugh. Oh, it was a huge laugh. No. I remember saying it being like, I wonder if this will get a laugh and then oh my god, it felt so good. It was a small uproar. It was like, haha, yeah. But you started talking to it. I was like, all right guys, I'm gonna get out of here. You guys have a good night. You talked through Hank's whole speech though. I'm still hung. I still had the yes. You stepped on toes. I still had the itch. Yeah, you literally hank went up,

and you're like, tough one to follow. Yeah, and that got an even bigger laugh on the first laugh. No, it didn't. That was like, oh, he's on fire now. Wasn't that good. I'm just saying, I'm sure someone recorded all the speeches. You're right. You had a triple and two singles everywhere else.

Had like a sack full. DJ, did you record some of the speeches? I have like half of Connors You're right. You had a triple and two singles everywhere. Yeah. I had like a sack full. DJ, did you record some of the speeches? I have like half of Conor's, I think. I don't have anybody else's. I have Max's. You were the only one who was keeping score, though. Nobody else was going up trying to hit Dingers. Everybody was just trying to get a feel for the bat.

Max was literally begging to go up. We had to do extra polls so that Max could go up. Yeah. Yes, it is. It's literally true. He wasn't begging. We wanted to hear extra polls so that Max could go up. Yeah. Yes, it is. It's literally true. He wasn't begging. We wanted to hear his eagle speech. You wanted to hear his eagle speech.

Did the other people going up want to get laughs? That should be everyone's goal at the company is to get laughs. We do. We're being filmed, yeah. On and off the court. It was a moment of sincerity. Work hard, play hard. Practice how you play.

Dana got the biggest laugh. Yes, yes. Dana smoked you. Not even close. Work hard, play hard. Practice how you play. Dana got the biggest laugh. Yes, yes, Dana smoked you. Not even close. Brandon, what do you think? He did. Whether it was fair or not, it was the biggest laugh of them. The only reason Dana gets that laugh is because of how Brandon reacted.

That is fair, yes. No, it's Cone-Tip Pussy's better writing than your joke. I'm saying that's Brandon's. That's what I'm saying. Bring it down for him, Rowan. That's Brandon's laugh. I don't think he gets it. He just has better word choice.

And it's just saying. Say what you said again. Nah, I'm very successful. I should have recorded it myself. Put it out as a special. Yeah. Send it to clubs. Be like, I'm actually killing right now.

Quick close captions on it. Sass, did you get any FOMO watching the case race or seeing any eclipse? Zero. No? Zero. Is there anything you miss? Uh, I like- Don't think too hard.

I mean, I like being busy, so I miss doing the yak every day. I like staying busy, but- You have so many chances to be busy. I am busy. I'm busy all the time. So it sounds like nothing really. No, I mean, yeah. I'm happy with how things are going for me personally.

Because you show is successful. You missed hustling with Brandon. I feel bad that the show's taken a hit since my departure. You've got to put yourself first in this industry. When is the first special coming out? 10 years from now. Why? You keep saying that. You said that four coming out? 10 years from now. Why? You keep saying that.

You said that four years ago. Six years from now. OK. I want to see the special. Have you been approached? Have I been approached? To do it to do like, are you going to put out like some tape?

I know you put out some. You got like the pyrotechnics ready. The lighting. Yeah, I had notes on your tape. I liked it. It was good. Smoke. Why are you standing like that though?

Standing like what? You know how you're standing. Like that. Like how I stand constantly? You know, you stood weird. That's how I always stand. You, you. Also, it was literally the most nervous I've ever been in my entire life.

Okay, that's fair, but you were standing weird. People are like, it seemed like he was rushing in the beginning. It's like, yeah, I was having a panic attack on stage But seeing your growth from your first special that you put out after your first time performing to this one It wasn't a special by the way. It's not a special. It's ten minutes You've started million views that were how were you standing? How was he standing? I? I was standing hunched over Stan How was he standing? I was standing hunched over. You got the hunchback? How I stand.

Hunched with like the, like all his shoulders. He's like very rigid, yeah. And the mic like this. And the mic with two hands. Oh, we don't have to pull it up. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, look how high your shoulders are.

That's how I stand. That is how I stand. You look like a Bernie Sanders puss. Yeah. I have bad posture. All right. You got like Bernie Sanders puss. Yeah, you do. Brandon, you have cone tits and you're a puss. I didn't say it, he said it. You've got like Bernie Sanders f**k.

Brandon you've cone tits and you're a f**king f**k. I didn't say it, he said it! Why do you guys always default to me? Go after the guy who said it! Mark doesn't have titties. Mark does not have tits. He's got a black ass. I f**king hate this place some goddamn time. Dana didn't even realize that he said it in front of your wife.

He said he blacked out. Well that's probably fair. Dana didn't even realize that he said it in front of your wife. He said he blacked out. Yeah, he like... Well, that's probably fair. He was like, not in front of his wife, and he was like... He didn't realize that he was... He's apologetic. What was her reaction? Does she like...

She's a power. She fist pounded him. She's like the sweetest lady. She just doesn't pay attention to Barstool. There's no way you let her watch anything you do, right? No, I don't. I don't. She doesn't watch it yet.

So like when she's in those moments, is she like... She's like, don't let him talk to you....shocking all of us? No, I don't. I don't. She doesn't watch it yet. So like when she's in those moments, is she like, she's like, don't let him talk to you. Shocking all of us. No, she didn't believe that. She was being thrown around? I had to explain to her that me and Dana are friends, and that's OK. What does she do?

Do you let her watch trivia? Yeah, she watches trivia. She watches trivia. Oh, congrats, Mostly Trivia, new team. Mostly Trivia, yeah. Huge. Big, big. Wait, so if she doesn't watch any Barstool content,

she doesn't consume anything you do, was like seeing you react like that, she was probably like, oh, we're about to leave. Like this is not what we do. No, no. I assume you don't react like that at home. Oh, I do that, I mean, I do that. Why?

I didn't react that poorly, I just yelled at Dana. But I- It's screaming. Yeah, but it was in the moment. When Tommy calls you cone-tits pussy at home, how do you handle it? I thought it was in the moment. When Tommy calls you cone-tits pussy at home, how do you handle it? I thought it was funny. I know you thought it was funny. But it wasn't that funny.

But the funny part wasn't even, for me it wasn't cone-tits pussy, it was the fact that Nick laughed and you were the one that got made fun of. Am I wrong to laugh? Right. It was a laughing situation. Yeah, that was a laughing situation. Yeah, that was the funny part. Again. No, you're just trying to change Dana down because he was funnier than you.

Yes, exactly, because he wrote a better joke than you. I'm just pointing out the simple flaws in Dana's set. Because he wrote you under the table. No. And he fucking smoked you. You had him on delivery, but when it comes to the technicality of the joke. Right, just a pure writing. The economy of language was perfect

He used three words and destroyed you you were wordy and we're all more impressive His was the best Rones. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's true. You were fourth. Well, I wasn't going for funny though I wanted a more just like rugged heartstrings Rones. I was literally nodding off I needed an intermission. I was giving him the light in the back of the room. I was acting like I didn't see it. I'm letting the light. Same talent. He's been taking credit for Mook's jokes, too.

I'm not taking credit for Mook's jokes. I'm saying there was some inspiration behind him. Not his stand up. Just one tweet. A still photo that Mooc took and Sa said that he wrote the photo. And then I'm getting calls last night from Mooc at like midnight and I'm like, yo, what's going on? I'm like, I'm in bed. And he's like, heard there's a hit piece coming out about me. And I was like, because we talked about it on the podcast that I said that Mooc took my joke.

So I find out that Rone called mook yesterday and told him told on me when he like turns on son of a boy daddy brushing his teeth doing Pilates in the morning and he fucking hears you I was close to confident I was taking credit for his best joke I was like that the fact that you called mook and told him live on air insane yeah he needed to know you wrote that that's move SAS wrote that though look it popped off 66,000 likes and he couldn't help but to be like well that's actually my 2.9 million come on SAS love a moment have something we were on discord and you I'll say we were on, we were on, Come on, sass, let him have a moment. Let him have something. We were on Discord and you know, I was, we were joking around about it.

It was not a, Like how, did you tell him to put the chair on the bed? I said, I said, maybe I'll put my chair on my bed. Yeah, but you can let him have a moment. I let him have it, I said, look, he was the one that, No, he didn't. No, he didn't. You took it immediately.

He was the one that went through with it. He was the one that made it happen. But you wanted everyone to know that you were the one who actually, I was just saying, I was on the sidelines. You coached him. Yeah. You called in the play.

Yeah. You would get the Emmy. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be up on stage with him for sure. I might not speak, but I'd be up there. Yeah, it'd be like mustard on the, I'd be mustard. Did Moog deny it?

Or did he say like that was? We haven't really, we haven't really gone into detail about it. We haven't really talked. We actually haven't really talked since yeah he's probably mad at you yeah he's pissed like Zuck and the Winklevoss twins huh yeah yeah you created the Call of Duty tweet if you wrote the picture you would have wrote the picture you're such a dick we were just like singing MOOC's praises going out of our way to be like MOOC is so funny

that was so funny and he was like, well actually. Not so funny. He's a real funny guy here. I was the one that said that MOOC, I was like yeah MOOC's been killing me lately and then someone brought up the tweet and I was like oh well yeah that one was funny but. MOOC's been killing me lately with my material. I wonder why I'm laughing at all of Moog's jokes recently. I love your new stuff, Moog.

It's fucking genius. DC, what are we watching tonight, bro? Excuse me? What are we watching in bed tonight? Oh, I was going to let you pick. I'm thinking a movie, though. Bad Boys? Bad Boys 4? Not Another Silent Night Again. That got boys. Yeah, I was for not another silent night again that got weird My room was so cold last night. I've never been so cold where I can't sleep. That's good, though

I love making it cold sass never texts our group and I had a Text from sass in our group and it said these fucking blankets feel like napkins. They're so Literally never see I thought like the comforter might have been in the closet or something. Dude I did the exact same, I woke up at three in the morning and went to the closet and I was like is this tucked up? Yeah yeah. I was like these are just the sheets, there's no way this is the full bedding. Yeah. But it was. It was like the sandwich paper that they put on like a hospital like check in. How are the pillows? Not great.

I'm staying, the pillows are so soft, I have four stacked on top of each other. Oh, that's horrible. Try to get a one pillow. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, it sucks. Last time I came to New Orleans, I stayed here in this exact location.

Wait, in the? In this condo. Really? Yeah. For what? On Airbnb, just like, I was here with a group of friends and we stayed here. That's really the yeah, the Mountain Dew mansion.

I can't wait to see the Crips are they are we shooting the Crips here now that's the first Super Bowl or not to create a fun cribless Super Bowl. The viewers going to be pissed. Yeah, we should I want to search and one didn't he the change. I watched it. I was did one, didn't he? Did Che do a cross? I watched it. I was at home, like, trying to get a lay of the land for, you know, I'm gonna be here a day late, and I was like,

I wonder what it looks like. I wonder where the magic is made. And then it was just basically a selfie video of Che. Why is he wearing that? Is he wearing his skates? Yes. Oh, he is! Oh, Che, skate for us!

I didn't know these were his skates. Those are clean as hell. Hell yes, Che. You skated over here, I think. Oh, here he goes. Oh, they're gold. Yeah. It's like Michael Johnson. Oh, there it goes.

The 96th Atlantic. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, can I step over? Oh no. Got him. How sick would we be as a group if we could get in formation and skate like a... It's pretty sick. Wait, so Che, are you not drinking anymore?

Uh, maybe not. Wow. One fake heart attack and the guy quits drinking. The old ticker. Damn. Che, air grind on like a big thang. Oh yeah. Act like there's a big thang.

Air grind on it. Nevermind. Like hit a move, do a trick. All right. Okay, well this is gonna be ugly. I want him to hit all the cameras over so bad. Is this the trick? That's good.

Wow. I'll work on it, I'll try and get something by the end of it. Okay, cool. No, this one's pretty good though. This is really good. Standing. I'm terrible at skating. Are you guys gonna?

It's a different art form, it's like, it's not the same as. Yeah. Oh yeah, we had the skating. I'm good at rollerblading. Yeah. This is a whole nother, this is more of a. You're a great rollerblader.

The brothers are really good with these. Yeah, it comes naturally to the, especially in ATL. The brothers in ATL? I bet they got some brothers down here who are doing, like we can go to the roller rink tonight, and they, the moves that they pull off. Oh yeah. Yeah, the roller rink videos of like,

all the guys going together is the best. It looks like they don't, their feet never even leave the ground. It's all just one fluid motion. And do you think that you can just join up when you see like a flying V of those guys? If you know the steps, can you just join? Like they need to get Che here. Yeah that's so sick. Why would their feet leave? When they go backwards too, like 10 laps in a row. for like 10 laps in a row. So sick. Could be us.

Oh, I like that. Oh! Yeah. So is this like a straight person activity or do you have like, cause like if you're a straight dude and you're doing shit like this, part of you at the end of the day has gotta be like, I hope none of my friends see this.

No, no, I think this is cool. No, I think it's like, I hope no one sees that. So I think it can be. Great dancing. What about the old dudes? Can you find an old dudes one? Yes, old white guys do it too. Old white guys doing it.

They look awesome. Really bald like bowling guys. Yeah And they're like all in unison, but that's cool So much like cool guys in the ATL do that cool guys in st Louis do that cool guys in New Orleans do it they do that and like run drills you have to be that good though Sass if you're not that cool. Yeah, you're only a little you're you're just kind of good Yeah, you might be aware of the clown'll clown you. Where do you practice? You can't be practicing. So that's that growing pain window

where I think you're a loser and you don't want your friends to know. Can't be a little bit. Once you're fucking sweet with it. Yeah, you're like hiding the skates under the fucking. Forge. Until you get good. Yeah.

Son, I told you not to bring the skates. Oh yeah, here what it is. Look at these guys. That can't be the, oh. Look at them. Is this, is this? They're skating. Is that the speed of it?

No, but they're skating together. In like a. They're synchronized. Look at this. Oh, love that slow-mo. They hit, yeah, they hit the. Ooh. Those guys are smooth.

Oh my God. It's gotta be weird though, like getting, like calling your buddies up, be like, it's hit the rink tonight. I think they know though. You guys wanna roll? You guys wanna roll tonight? I think it's just like an assumed, like Friday night we tonight. I think they know the world is more role not just like an assumed like Friday night we roll. Yeah, just no

talking just fucking get rolling just fully synchronized rolling. I bet they meet at the rink I bet you like see someone rolling you like hey do you want to click up. Yeah, you can roll. I hope you're what formations are you guys typically doing around here? Flying V. V, swing. What are we thinking?

I'm thinking we'd run a clean V just around, drawing up plays. Would be hilarious, like the dude in the front has the quarterback play sheet on. Chewing somebody out. Getting green dots. Yeah. quarterback play sheet on. Chewing somebody out. Fall back into single file formation. I wonder why the young white brothers never hit that.

Like why is it only one shame? No rhythm. No rhythm. We need a guy. We need a Luca. Yeah. Wow. It's a fat guy on skates. You need a six, eight fat brother to hit it hard.

I'm really upset about the 270 thing. People just, they gotta stop saying 270s. Why are you so upset about that? I don't know, it's just, the shaming is just, it's too much. Do we have any 270s on the Barstool roster? Brandon's used to be 270, but he's not anymore. I'm right at about, I'm between 265 and 270. So take Brandon and add four inches.

Yeah, add four inches to me, Ron. That's good, you look good. I know. We might have less, we might have more people above 270 than below 270. That's for me. Yeah. Yeah, it could be the Barstool average.

Yeah. Yeah, he looks good. Well, yeah, speaking of which, Ronan says, what are you guys' cock sexes? Yeah, we need your dick smacking. Oh yeah, head to the, he looks good. Well, oh yeah, speaking of which, Ronan Sasse, what are you guys' cock sexes? Yeah, when your dick's mad. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, let's head to the show. Not good.

We did an average of our whole show. Soft? Hard. Hard. We should've let him go soft. Yeah. A 1.5 hard, one soft. I'm like a good...

I don't know, what were you guys We just know the average of all of us 6.26. What's your six point two six? What's your six? Titus and Zah? Or massive Buddy sister you should be measuring near the dick to your left two over eight? Yeah, we think it's Titus and Za. I was the only one who reported my own number. That's what they're saying.

I think it's Conrad. No, it's not. No, it's not. I think it's Conrad. DC's like a DC can. You think Za has an eight inch dick? Yeah, I do. Za might weigh 270. Za was a big boy growing up. Is all my way 270? Yeah.

I'm a big boy. Is Tay-Dat 270 yet? Definitely not measuring it for the average is 6.2. Are you significantly smaller than that? I'm definitely smaller than that, yeah. How did that come up? I don't know about significant, but there is some good of you. We're just talking dicks.

How did y'all get to measuring? Just talking dicks. I think we just, yeah, we were just like, wonder what our average is. Yeah. So we're gonna celebrate on June 26th. That's our dick day. Yeah. Nice. You guys are the hungest show.

Is there anyone, so none of you guys are over eight. Which one of you guys is over eight? No, I'm 5.1. I'm the only one who says so. You're 5.1. I think I'm 5.1 too. Yeah. To be honest. Stop copying his dick.

No, jot me down as a 5.1. That hurts us. You're saying you still still way with his dick He's still laid down Give him the full five You get the five You're a good girl. You get the five, but you're welcome. If you eat all your vegetables, you get the.1 tonight.

I got.1 tucked behind my back pocket. My back pocket. How does.1 even work in an inch system? .1. Yeah, there we go. We got the bumper stickers. Kay, what were your thoughts when they were doing all this? Ah, a little proud.

Yeah, yeah. Proud, a little grossed out, a little, but mostly proud. I was blown away. Yeah, I was blown away. That reveal. I'm on the same page as you, Kate. I'm like, finding out that one of you guys is an eight inch dick makes me no longer wanna be here. Yes. Like, that's like uncomfortable to be around. It's tight, right? Is it you tight?

Saying yes, that's that that's more of a curse than a blessing. Yeah, everyone thinks it's me and it's your boys Like you're like every yeah, they do they do this to me all the time. They're just like poke fun of my big fucking hog They do this to me all the time. They're just like poke fun of my big fucking hog Like you can never be fully see if he only use five where's he measuring from his lower back? You gotta get in the roots. You got to really dig down. I have a scar from where I press This self-reporting is not this is not I'm saying it right now. That's not accurate. Okay, I would let you measure us all I'm gonna measure. Yeah, I'd rather do it. Like, remember when Pat showed his nut? Yes.

It has to be that kind of situation. Deal. I mean, eight inches is like this big. That's eight inches. That's more than eight. That's not. That's almost a foot. This might be eight inches on the dot.

You don't know what you're saying. I will hold it, and someone can measure it. That's not eight inches. Wait, Titus, whip your dick out and put it in between. I'll pick up your shoe. I'll pick up your shoe. I'll fit like a glove. Take off your shoe and put it up there.

Someone else has to take off their shoe because I'll move. How big is your shoe? This is a size 10. Yeah, it's not eight inches. So yeah, you're wrong. So this is a size 10. There we go.

There we go. What was I, right here? Yeah. That's at least 10. You're getting closer. You're getting closer. He is. He is getting closer.

Yeah. He's getting closer. There you go. Still. Still, wait. Hold it up. Hold it up, though. All right, you're changing.

That's eight. Well, I'm changing now because I don't know what it was. I just wanted people to see what it was. Now do 5.1. I said this was eight. Put that between your legs. I'm barely off. I'm off by like half an inch.

You went like this. It's a lot. It's a lot. I mean, I don't know. There was really no other way to out- You started like this, this is eight inches. You got us. And that's just average yactic.

But what are the odds that is, that are we sure two people have eight inches? Or are we sure there's not, we don't have one? That's what they reported. That's what they reported. Was it two people over eight? We have we sure we don't have one? That's what they reported. Was it two people over eight? Yeah.

Yeah. Two people eight plus. Eight plus. Two people eight plus. What was the eight? Like eight what? He's got the data. Hold on.

Trust the data. That's not bad. That's not me. There's two sevens and one eight, right? That's five inches. That's six. Oh, okay. That's two sevens and one eight, right? That's five inches. That's six. Oh, okay. That's more like it. Wait, really? Yeah, probably. Right around here. It's small, but it's thin. I'm going

four seven five. Give me a four seven five. Not happy about it, but I'm going to be honest. It's like a stick of bubble gum. You have a wide u urethra though, right? Yeah, super wide. Yeah, you've got like a fucking hole. It's like a fucking... Did you guys hear about Wiz Khalifa's? I'm so tired. About Wiz Khalifa's absolute hog? No.

They said it's performer-sized. No kidding. Someone told Adam 22 and his wife on an interview that Wiz Khalifa is the best rapper dick. Whoa. And she's super happy for him. The baby had a fucking forearm on him. Yeah. And Wiz Khalifa is supposedly better. Must be smaller. Maybe yeah. Bigger might not be better. Yeah.

Performer size is prettier. What's performer size? Ten plus? What does that mean? But who's performer size should be 5.1? point one Why? Watching porn being like yeah, I'm loving watching this POV of this dude with a fucking 16 Oh, I totally disagree when I put if I put on porn the guys got a small dick. I'm like you Do I don't like when they're like they're like weirdly like half soft They're like weirdly like half soft. I need my performers hard rock hard.

Well, I don't want matter. I want to rock hard from go. He's being forced into it. He doesn't want to be there. He said don't jog down the court. Yeah, clearly his head's not in it. Sprint down the court. Yeah. Yeah. But if it's a smaller job,

like any other job, go crazy. Like that breaks, breaks immersion. Yeah, it's true. But you know, by the end, Ron Jeremy Jeremy like he couldn't achieve full full mast and I don't know if that's age or deterioration of cartilage and tissue is that another yawn Brandon are we I don't know no that wasn't the yawn you got too drunk last I didn't get too drunk shit face now I'm not shit face I got a little drunk I had a good sleep and I'm still a little tired that's all it was the

actor Holmes John John Holmes He couldn't get fully hard because there wasn't enough blood like he would pass out if he got fully hard That's like how much say there's an eight-inch or what like is that like a cord of blood like how much blood per inch? Right, yeah, are we talking? Yeah, we have to chop off and drain one of these hard dicks I would I'm begging to know who at least one. All right, werewolves, close your eyes. Yeah, let's play with dick size. Eight inches. Eight inches.

I gotta know who's got an eight inch dick here. KB? I think KB. No, KB, self-reported. Five and a half. Five and a half? Yeah. Good man.

I've seen five. Five's dick. Five and a half? You've seen me at like, half. Zero and a half. Why are you doing a half. Zero and a half. Why are you doing a half? Zero and a half.

It was soft. Didn't you just get out of like a freezing... Wasn't it something where you guys were doing a video with Don? It was a summer day outside. Yeah. Oh, all right. The pizza man saw it.

Pizza came out, it was just bread. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We forgot to order toppings. You forgot to order toppings on the pizza. I thought that was automatic. Because you had your own sauce. One time I was hammered and I ordered McDonald's. I got a chicken sandwich and it came

and it was just the chicken. It was just a tray with just fried chicken in it. Sorry that happened to you. Damn. And I was like, what the fuck? And it was, I guess I didn't select bread. Yeah, yeah, you gotta do that now. So yeah, for sandwiches, yeah, you gotta specifically.

You hear that? Your story isn't even close to Santa Claus. Yeah, pretty similar do that now. Your sandwiches, yeah, you gotta specifically. Hear that? Your story isn't even close to Sam's. Yeah, pretty similar, KB, but not quite the same. You almost got it. That's funny, but. You guys ever had like a normal conversation? That's what it's like. You're like, oh yeah, I've had that, that's similar.

Everything's a competition. How would you guys have preferred that I ended that conversation? I acknowledge Kyle. Hey Kyle? I like that story in silence until someone else has something to say probably Bouncing off you always counter it with something lesser though, but you deliver it like it's more crazy. He's like a one-downer It's a different dynamic than what I'm used to.

Seth, what do you think of Beyonce winning a country album of the year? I know you got thoughts. Thought it was horse shit. He's like, why not Lainey Wilson? Oh me and Ron are big Sabrina guys. Yeah, we love Sabrina. She's a high T woman. Che just said, one group of three within US average range. This doesn't help. What's US average range? Did Che have to sign something that said

that he would not reveal the names? No, we anonymously put them in. Lack of a bucket. One group of three within larger than US average, but below 6.26. One group higher than 6.6 that brought everyone higher, and eight was top. Can we look up the stats on self-report measuring because doctors don't measure its own doctor measure erection

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Wait okay. Ronan and I have to leave a little early. We'll have Clemmer sit in when we leave in purple hats. Where y'all going? Interview. Oh. We're doing an interview. Who? Do not tell Sass. You and Ronald don't have an interview show together. Drake May. Well yeah you could probably deduce who it is. I don't know that I could. What is he wearing right now? Eagles, uh... You serious? Yeah. It's Drake May. Is it really? What? I think.

It's Drake May? Drake May and Mack Jones together. That's dumber than what I was saying. No. They're telling me it's Drake May. It's an eagle! Just because you like... It could be Randall Cunningham.

It could be an all-time eagle. It's an eagle playing in the game on Sunday. It could be Don Hamley. It's a game... Eagle... Is it Jalen Carter? Thank you. No. You guys should have Jalen Carter It's a game, eagle. Ah!

Is it Jalen Carter? Thank you. No. You guys should have Jalen Carter on. Have him come in. No, don't, don't. Don't say anything. Don't, don't.

It's not even funny. Although we were laughing. Have him wear a hat. We were laughing that Eagles fans are like, how did Jalen Carter fall to us at nine? Now he strikes again. Well, we know how. Have him walk on his tail in a white Hanes t-shirt with blood.

You're not going to go to a party now. I heard last night about the blockades. He's like Lady Macbeth with the blood on the hands, washing them off. Sass, remember what you said about the blockades last night? I had a Lady Macbeth reference. Yeah. The blockades?

The blockades, yeah. That was a good one. It was a banger. What did I say? You're like, oh, the blockades are actually blockades, yeah. That was a good one. It was a banger. What did I say? You're like, oh, the blockades are actually here because the Eagles are in town. They have too many Georgia Bulldogs. That's just a sample.

Would you be afraid to meet Cooper Dejean? Oh, yeah. I think he's got you beat. Swaggy-ass white boy. He does that thing. He's the first one to do this. That's cool. It's cool as hell. He's so swaggy.

He's from Iowa? Yeah. He can dunk? Iowa has two white defensive backs? Yeah. Riley, Conk, Riley, Moss. Moss. For the Broncos. Riley Compton, were you about to say? Collins.

I was about to say. I was about to say. Yeah, he worked at Barstool. And now he plays for the Broncos. That's crazy. He stopped doing video editing for us, and now he plays for the Broncos. That's crazy. Yeah. He stopped doing video editing for us and now he plays for the Broncos. A super upgrade by him. White corners are up.

Big time up. Has anyone on the Chiefs ever killed anybody? Right now? Andy Reid's sons. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Andy Reid's got some son issues.

Yeah, but they're not on the chiefs. He was on the staff when he happened. Did that person die? One of his sons, I think, committed suicide or drug overdose. And then the other son was drunk at the facility and left and hit like a broken down car with like a kid in it.

Damn. Yeah, that was bad. Very bad. So any jokes about that or? No. No, I have none on that, unfortunately. OK. Workshop it.

Yeah, you'll get it. Maybe give it to MOOC. See how it goes. Dana probably has a three word banger. Oh my god. Dana, it's perfect. Outroat this shit out of you. You should just start giving MOOoc your like all like really

touchy subjects, see if it works, and be like, well, that was mine. You got some Jalen Carter tweets for you to send out. Mooc's not going to do that. Mooc's not going to go against Philly. That would be a banger. Maybe I'll take a photo of the blockades and post it. Yeah.

So yeah, they finally found out Jalen Carter's in town. Yeah. Come on. That's just not funny, bro. It's in town. Yeah. Come on. That's just not funny, bro. It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny. Yeah, I don't find that shit funny at all. Because you just are SEC anti-Georgia.

I am anti-Georgia, and I'm anti what they put on the football field. They put winning ahead of human decency, which is what he's calling out right now. Correct, Sass? He's speaking truth to power. That's what he's doing. SEC's washed anyway. Two years not winning a title isn't that big of a deal.

SEC is washed is washed. Two years not winning a title. Not even being in the ship though. Huh? And they weren't even in the championship. Wow, they were close. SEC, Texas, they were this close. Yeah.

I mean, Penn State, you're welcome to switch states. I have been on the Penn State wagon more than you have. No, I know you beat the drum for them. You've called me, you called me last year, like are you sure about you liking Penn State this much? And I was like yes I am, I think they're going to be very good. And they were. They were very good. Yeah.

And they could go back. Next year they will be better. They're in the same spot, Ohio State, Michigan, I've been the last two years. Two running backs. How about Ohio State's running back, What's his last name Judkins? Yeah, that's a fat guy name. Yeah, Sean Judkins Is a fat guy name Leroy Judkins. You'd want like cooking cooking. Yeah The soft you is fat presenting. Yeah, Judkins Judkins

House it's big God team. They were like the number one God team. Yeah, that'll work. There's like a, wasn't there like a cult or something they all joined? What do you mean? There's like a mega church in Columbus that they all joined, that like, they all were wearing the shirts. You wanted all your God receivers, especially. There's a lesson to learn there. Well, like godly wide receiver. Well, godly in name. What's the formula, Sass? For receivers, you want someone that's godly, but also like... Oh, we were saying you want to get a guy who is like a total piece of shit. Like problem in the locker room, like asshole to everyone,

getting fucking personal fouls constantly. George Pickens. George Pickens. George Pickens. But then weirdly is like religious as fuck online. Like constantly tweeting like, I love the thank you God. Thank you God. Yeah. Two Corinthians.

Yeah. Like a guy who drives a cyber truck. OK. I'm a cyber trucker. OK. Go on. One of the Sanders' did that the other day. Go on. Go on. One of the Sanders' did that the other day. They asked him a question and he was like, I drive a cyber truck.

I don't answer these questions. Is it Shiloh? Yeah. I had to go with Shiloh. Shiloh is like, they try to take down our president too. Or they try to put a smut on our president's name too. I love Shiloh. I think he's going to be fine as a pro. Shiloh? Yeah. He's Shiloh. I think he's gonna be fine as a pro.

Shiloh? Yeah. He's not a pro. I think that that's overblown. You watch like. No, it's not overblown. He's not a pro. You watch like two senior bowl highlights

and you're like, oh he's not a. I watched Colorado play this year. He's not good at football. Yeah, but you hate Deon. I don't hear. This fucking company, man. Y'all will suck Deon's dick from the back till the day he dies.

I don't understand. Did you never, you never met him? John Zander's not a good player. You never met him? I met him him met him plenty of times and you didn't just root along with your like somebody you know and like no I mean I just fine if I like him but I'm not gonna say his team is this or that just because he worked here we don't still owe him money do it I don't think so okay so why do we why do we have to suck his dick for all time I don't

understand that because we like him. Just supporting your friend? Yeah. I saw ya. I don't particularly like him. He did good, he did well. He did fine, he did good. He had a solid season. Me, I like to root for my friends. Yeah, it's nice to root for your friends.

Is it because he was a cowboy? Deion Sanders is not your friend or your friend. He's my friend. Deion Sanders came here for a paycheck and as soon as he left he said fuck all y'all. No he didn't. What are you talking about, I've been to his home. Yeah, I texted him came here for a paycheck, and as soon as he left, he said, fuck all y'all. No, he didn't. What are you talking about? I've been to his home.

Yeah, I texted him. Y'all did shows at his home. Yeah, I know, but we- I went to his house in Texas. He's a friend. Okay. We hunted opossums. Sounds like you didn't make friends with him.

Has he ever confided in you? Oh, yeah. Big time. Big time. Remember that one thing he told us? Yes. Yeah. Probably can't say. Nope. He always used to say,

I've never seen a fat person running. That's why he would sprint every morning. But that's not true, fat people run all the time. Never seen it though. Never seen it. Not in front of Leon. He watched Leon Lett in the Super Bowl. Never seen it.

He'd see fat people walk, but he says that he sprints every morning. You should have said, I've never seen someone with eight toes, Ron, either. Well, that, no, wait. He wound up with eight toes because he sprinted every morning. Because he never let his toes heal. Because he would always run because he wanted to stave off fat.

That's, yeah, that's just dumb. That's called being stupid. If you run so much that your toes are falling off, that's like- Slow down. It's not that impressive. Well you have ten of them. What are you using your toes for? Nothing, but I'm not sprinting every morning either.

Yeah, you could go without two toes. I'm happy to have ten toes. Thrilled, even. Yeah, a lot of people don't take that. A lot of people take it for granted. Which ones would you lose if you could pick? Pinky. Middle.

It's got to be the ring toe ring toe. What's the ring toe doing pinky toe is is that balance. Yeah, it is. If you ever had to grab, you know, what are you grabbing with your feet? No, but if you if you if you fat cock, if you're in a tight spot, you got locked down in some the pinkies playing a good job guy. I don't think the I think the ring toes got to go for if we're giving up toes. I'd rather die than get a good job guy. I don't think the I think the ring toes gotta go if we're giving up toes I'd rather die than get a foot job

Get or give I'd rather eat. I guess I'd rather get a foot job than die. Yeah As far as I don't want a foot job the two options. I would be able to live with myself. Yeah It's gotta be like a Russian ballerina someone with really strong feet doing it. Yeah, really good. You don't be too strong Yeah, and it's like an awkward distance I feel like it's kind of like hurt more than anything yeah like you feel going straight into your balls yeah I think that's how it works no they go tender you know you think that they're just fucking the doing stomp on your fucking dick I've never do that too though there are guys who get

off on that shit. A vertical foot job. Is that what you're thinking? Oh no. You're thinking of a vertical foot job. Yeah you are. That what you're referencing? I know but I like the idea. You're thinking of a vertical foot job, aren't you? What is that, like you just put your feet like this?

You're thinking of putting the foot, the dick up next to the foot like this? Yeah, you're thinking of like just straight up and down. I think it's taking both feet. You want to make it as horizontal? Doing that, that's what I think it is. You're thinking of a foot rubbing up on a dick like a bear, like scratching his back on a tree. Yeah.

I genuinely don't. So what is it? Like, I would have to be like laying here, and someone have to be like above, like this? Just like... It takes actually hip mobility to do that. Yes. Especially when you got fucking Titus over here,

eight-inch dick. I would lay on the ground, and yeah. That would work with my eight-inch penis. My eight-inch dick. I would lay on the ground, and yeah, that would work. With my eight-inch penis. My eight-inch erect penis. I was talking to this Kazakh lady about, she said she went to a ballet in the United States, because she was such a fan of the Russian ballet.

And she said after she left, her and her husband were just clowning the ballet for how loud their feet hit the ground. They're like, Americans have no grace and no strength in their feet. Like they just can't fucking, they can't land a plie. That's like Che, Che's a loud walker. Is he?

Yeah, or a loud runner. He's, you know how he clomps? Yeah, he just slaps his hips. Clomps on his. We gotta get more Central Asians in our crew. Think so? Honestly, there's like no Central Asians. Mongolians? More like Kazakhs.

Kazakhs are nice as hell. I wouldn't mind a Kazakh. People aren't good with big birds. Oh yeah, they're falconers. Falconers. Dagestan. Horses. Yeah, they've got good falconers in Dagestan.

Have you ever done falconry, Kate? No, I have not. I can see you being dominant. Kate, what the fuck have you been up falconry Kate? No. I can see you being dominant. Hey, what the fuck have you been up to in New Orleans? I just got in last night, but I saw, I'm so sorry I wasn't here. I definitely would have gone with you everywhere yesterday. We keep missing these things. Yeah, I got crickets again.

I saw the text you were popping off. Tonight, the last night was the night for us to say we should have gone because she had to cancel anyways. Yeah. It's alright. So what are you doing tonight? I went to the cemetery this morning. What? The cemetery tour. You went? I saw Nicolas Cage's grave. He's still alive, but's all right. So what are you doing tonight? I went to the cemetery this morning. What's a territory toy? You went

I saw Nicolas Cage's grave He's still alive, but he bought it's a pyramid. It's a giant pyramid because the movie You know what that is? Nuke sniffing helicopter really the drones. Yeah, no way Would you say I couldn't hear you the helicopter was new sniffing helicopter. Oh, yeah. Oh shit. Is that because of any nukes? What did you say? I couldn't hear you, the helicopter was? Nuke sniffing helicopter. Oh, a nuke sniffer? Oh shit. Is that a possibility?

We're worried about nukes? No, we're not because we got the nuke sniffing helicopter. What if it runs out of gas? I don't know. Hey, it takes the day off. I feel like nukes don't really come out of nowhere though, you know? Yeah, I feel like they're hefty.

Is there one hidden here? Possibly. How big are nukes? I always assumed they were like I always assumed like if you were in like like Hiroshima when the bombing happened like you look up and you'd be like whole like the skies covered in bomb like just one bomb coming down that's coming over the whole city. They have video of it. That's cool though, sounds like a good time. Yeah. Yeah. It was a cemetery. Helicopter saved the show.

Fuck. Wait, so you went to a cemetery? Did you go to a show last night? Yeah, what was last night? The dinner went long so I didn't go to the show, but I invited you all to a show. What was the show? Preservation Jazz Hall, it was just like a jazz show.

And then this morning went to the cemetery, it was neat. Was this like an independent tour? Just yourself? No, it was like a group tour. I didn't know that. What are you going to invite us to tonight? The lawn mower? Something.

I might try the jazz hall again if anybody wants to go. Oh shit, we're cleaning the dozen. Oh fuck the dozen. Was the cemetery planned or were you bummed out because no one wanted to go to the jazz concert? You're like, well I guess I'll just go to the cemetery in the morning. I did just go walking alone this morning out into the... I left the French Quarter and I just like found it and I was like, oh, I'll go in here. You walked past us in the lobby and I was just...

I was hoping you didn't see us. I did. I said hello. Yeah, you did. It's neat. There's a lot of cool stuff in the cemetery. What did you learn? You wrote some notes down? Let's see. Oh, people steal the marble statues at night to sell them at manteeking spots.

And Nick Cage's pyramid is there, and he's like ready to be buried in it, and there's already two dead people in it. I'm not leaving, wait, are you talking about a cemetery? I really have to get this. Wait, there's already two people in his grave? He like was in the process of buying the plot from them when they died, and so he felt bad,

so he's like, I guess I'll put them in my pyramid. So there's already two dead bodies and Nick Cage is Spearman Okay, just waiting for two other bodies who he doesn't know Yeah, they're already there And then he's gonna go in the middle there in the front of the stairs part is where the two bodies are good luck Yeah, how do they get in there again? Say that again? So there's I guess how do these people? He was buying the plot because this cemetery is so old that it's like already full But he was like I really want to be in there So he was in contract talks with somebody who already had that spot was already dead

I think they were like about to die and then when they died before the contract finished He was like, oh crap. I feel bad. So he like tucked him in his pyramid. So they're waiting on him. They're waiting on him. He won't be alone. There should be a point in cemeteries where they kind of turn over and let everybody get a fresh crack at all the spots.

Oh, they kick them out? Or just like stack them up. This one, they said because of the heat and everything and the way the stone's built, they're like 130 degrees inside all of them, like an oven. So if you open the door, you get blasteded with heat so the bodies eventually turn to ash and then when they need new room They just like push that one to the back and put another one in They have to wait a year and a day to open it again because that's by the time they're ash again

And they just keep shoving them in there's like a musician's one with like 86 dudes in it They just keep putting them in there Sausage Fest What's that? Sausage Fest has Yeah. Sausage Fest ass crib. They won't catch me in that too. The SES mausoleum. I'm back. Did I miss any of the cemetery talk?

Almost all of them. Yeah, you were lucky. I'm just thinking about, I'm still thinking about the Nicolas Cage. Like imagine if like someone you knew died and then you were like, we're going to go visit the graveyard and you're like, oh he's in the, he's in Nicolas Cage. Ignore the whole Nicholas cage shrine. I swear my grandpa's in here. He has skulls in there, right?

There's two skulls in there. Yeah. Nicholas cage is great, though. He's playing John Madden, right? Really? Yeah. That's cool. What?

In what? Is he getting the John Madden bio rate? Nicholas cage is great. I'm not going to, I don't want to be the guy that keeps disagreeing with him. That's cool. What? And what? Is he getting the John Madden bio rate? Nicholas Cage is great. Nicholas Cage is... I don't want to be the guy that keeps disagreeing with everybody. No, go ahead. What?

He said it first and then you said it. Nicholas Cage certainly just isn't great. I mean, he's... You ever see National Treasure? He's got some good movies. He's one of my favorite movies of all time. We're going to say, great, Nicholas Cage. We've been to Las Vegas.

This isn't Nicholas Cage. Con Air. Con Air. Have we seen Con Air? He seems like a fun guy. Face off. He's in some light. Face off, Brandon. I want a Nicholas Cage on air. Con Air. Have you seen Con Air? He seems like a fun guy. Face off. He's in some like, uh. I want to take your face off.

The Weatherman, Brandon? I think you're off. The Weatherman. The Weatherman. Now we're doing The Weatherman. Family man. Have you seen it? Now we're doing The Weatherman.

Have you seen The Weatherman? All of you know those are not great movies. Weatherman? The Weatherman is one of my favorites. It's so funny. What about Con Air? Con Air's good. Nick, you would like Weatherman.

Michael Caine and Nicholas Cage. It's a dark. What about Con Air? Con Air's good. Nick, you would like Weatherman. Michael Caine and Nicolas Cage. It's a dark comedy. National Treasure. He's in a apocalypse movie that's a banger. It's John Madden's save off the... National Treasure is a great movie. National Treasure is the movie. It's like the movie.

Yeah, yeah. Here's a little twist. Remember this one. Diss. If you haven't seen it, Daylight Savings Time wasn't invented until like 1800s. Remember that if you ever see National Treasure. I will.

Why? Does that put a hole in it? No, no, that's like the rub. Brian, watch National Treasure with Tommy, he'd love it. Come to me and Danny's room tonight, we'll throw one. Yeah, we know what we're watching now. Then we'll do Ghost Rider. Raising Arizona. Raising Arizona is so good.

What was the one he came out with like last, or two years ago, it was like a comedy kind of making fun of like action shit. The Rock. Bad Lieutenant? The Rock. The Rock is great. Snake Eyes.

The Family Man. Gone In 60 Seconds. Gone In 60 Seconds. Adaptation. Oh, Adaptation. I mean, come on. National Treasure, Lord of War. That was good, Lord of War.

I feel like great is a stretch. That's all. So you think he's in like firmly in the good? Yeah. Well, he's like campy kind of. It's like fun and funny to watch him. You don't think he's campy at all? Oh, isn't he in that new scary movie? Spirit of Vengeance.

Ghost Rider's not good. Dream scenario. I like Ghost Rider. Is he married? Spirits of. He's been a few times, right? He was married to Elvis's daughter, right? Yeah, he was. Oh. good dream scenario. I like Ghost Rider. Is he married herself? He's been a few times, right? He was married Elvis's daughter, right? He was. Oh, once upon a time,

prisoners of Michael Jackson, also married to an Elvis daughter. Yeah, Lisa Marie. Same one, same one. Oh, the same one was it? Oh, she's got body. She got freaks in her. She's dead.

She does. Yes. Where she buried? All right. I don't know. Lisa Marie. Lisa Marie. Oh, he's with Rico Shabata.

One, two, three, five lives? He's a nepo guy, too. He's in a lot of movies. Wait, his dad is a Coppola? Not even like, he's just like in cages in his actual life. His face is the cover of every movie he's in. TJ, can we spin the wheel? And he's ugly.

But that's like in such a W for ugly guys. Yeah, he was supposed to be Superman. Him in that Superman suit was sick. Nicholas Cage is not ugly. That's an ugly man. No, come on. What are we doing? What are you actually saying?

You're saying that Nicholas Cage is ugly, but Luca is not. Look at him! Luca's an attractive man. That's a good looking guy. That's an ugly man. That's an interesting looking man. Pull him up in Moonstruck. The the the the

the the the the the the Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a little bit different now. I said he was ugly. I don't think he's ugly He's a good-looking. I'm with you Brandon. I'm with you. It's a w for ugly guys ugly guy For an ugly man to reach that stat. Yes, that's like you're better looking than the kid

I'm not a good-looking guy, but I'm not gonna say oh, I'm not ugly I think I think I better look at a cage. I agree with that brain I think you're better looking at the cage. I agree with that Brandon. Probably yeah. I don't think this is going to work. TJ will you spin the wheel and then I want Clemmer and Vibs to come on. Yeah you want to do Reese's? Can I piss with this?

Kate you also said you went to Tennessee Williams? Reese's Reese's Reese's. Yeah to his house where he wrote. Reese's Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect. What? What? Did you say something? I didn't say anything.

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Oh, that's crawfish nipple pinch. Oh. Also, I have contact with a crawfish man and he can make it happen. It's crawfish nipple pinch. Okay, alright. That's it. I thought it might be that. Tomorrow's going to suck. Really, crawfish nipple pinch is easy to get in.

Clemmer, get out here. Clemmer! Clemmer! Sit down right there for a sec. What's up? I'll get up and Vibs can come out. Is that my beast? What's in the bag? Purple hats?

Where's his mic? Does he have mic? Here, take my mic. Because I'm going to get up in a second. I got to go. OK, bye, Big Cat. Not yet. I want to hear.

All right. I want to hear about Clemmer. Purple hats? Purple hats? Purple hats? Yeah. Here, here, here. Let's, well let's pump the brakes.

Hats. Hats. Hats. Yeah. One hat's, one hat's controversial, I know. Why? Because it might not be purple, bro. Yeah, it's purplish.

So it looked purple when we got it. And then, I'll pull that one out first. Well, here's some of the ones that we got. and then I'll pull that one out first. Well here's something else. Yeah Look at this guy purple national treasure You know that was gonna happen, you know, we're gonna talk national treasure right before you came on Yeah we do talk about it. Dukes? Yeah. Right? Dukes. I got this uh, oh that's pretty great. Where'd you get that? It's like a merlot. Yeah. That's Nick's shirt. So it's not burgundy, it's like more purple. There are burgundy assets. We told that purple. I think it is. I think that's purple. All right. I'm pretty

excited to try that one. This one's in rough shape. God made. Yeah. I'm the other guy. All right. God made. Yeah, I'm your guy. Alright. This one is the one I got yesterday. So the story about this one. So it was in a Costco and Vibs and I went outside. You could see the person wearing the hat in the Costco. So we tried to go in and they're like, you can't come in.

She's not a membership. And I'm like, can I just go in? I lied. My wife's in there, they gotta go in and get something. And she's like, no. And she's a German lady. It's like very stocky. She's like, no, you're not going. How stocky? Um, I don't know, maybe like 195. Oh, wow. Um, that's what we love about Costco, though. Keep the riff raff out. Yeah. So luckily I remember my wife does have a membership. So I was able to go in to get a day pass. We hunted him down.

Wow. That was here. No, that was in is a uh... but he's not from ls you know that you have he also was a great little bit well c so this is a good person all my god even worse in person

alice for june so you got so if you want not even a little bit by now so i thought where i'm very strict with it we do not like if i think we're gonna have no no i'm pretty i'm pretty consistent with it in the light it really did look purple and then

that's it and well that's bad for you that's bad right but i don't know inside out and i don't know if it turns purple in the way he came out of the document walmart's give me inside out. If it turns purple. In the light in Walmart, it looks more purple. I took a picture of it. You filtered that. No, that's how it looks in the light. Like outside. I don't know how to use filters. I don't know how to do anything. But other times it doesn't look purple at all. Did this guy say it was purple? He said it was kind of purple. This man wouldn't wear a purple hat. I think it's West Virginia. So if you guys go and get a better hat, you guys can get it. I'm not stealing your content.

No, you gotta go back. You gotta go back. That's how you get from me to West Virginia. I'll go with you to West Virginia. We can do that. OK. I'll go with you. I'll go with you.

Yeah, we can all go and get one. I know this one's a little questionable. I like acting like you're purple. What? Yeah, now that I see it with the others. It's becoming not. Its true color is become purple. It didn't start as purple. It I'm purple. What's purple about that? It's a little... It's true color is... It didn't start as purple. It's become purple. I think it was originally blue.

People online were like, that was obviously black. It's like, no, it was never black. But it might have been navy blue. The inside of it is navy blue still. But if it turns purple, it's purple. It's not a blue hat anymore. It's not blue. It, it's purple. It's not a blue hat, anyway. It's not blue. Yeah, it is kind of purple. It is kind of purple.

No, there's different shades of purple. It's closer to purple than blue. Yours. Yeah. Not damn it. I think I am, too. All right. I will say, seeing it in this light,

I probably wouldn't have picked it up. But in the Kmart light, the Walmart light, it's going to look more purple. So yeah, that's the one. But I don't know. But the other ones I are pretty happy with. Got six hats. I'm thinking about doing a Southeast trip,

maybe in April, where we can start in like North Carolina and go to Mississippi, I guess. Or Arkansas. Wait, did you not get Mississippi? We got there pretty late last night. We got there and we hit a couple Walmarts and a mall with an area. You drove through the entire state of Mississippi

and didn't get a problem? We had to wait to Tennessee. I was in Tennessee until one o'clock tomorrow yesterday. You come out the city is right under Tennessee. Yeah, but you come out the dick of Tennessee, right? I had to be here by noon. So she don't want to get in on this. So I had to get like Mississippi North. Make sure you make sure you're in Tennessee. I need your thoughts. Yeah, dude, we went up and down. That was horrible. We went up and down Broadway in Nashville twice. I saw 150 purple Nashville. Dude, we went up and down. That was horrible. We went up and down Broadway in Nashville. Twice.

I saw 150 purple shirts. I did not see a purple hat. It was awful. That's fucking annoying. It was so frustrating. Hats aside, was there any other good points of the trip? It's just a lot of visual tests. It's a lot of driving.

Basically, you're driving. Every day, you're in the car for six hours and in 30 Walmart yeah and malls that's your Walmart every day Walmart's the hot spot yeah Walmart's malls shopping malls we try to go to Lowe's and Home Depot's but we strike out yeah but it's Walmart's typically have this one we got I think three or four of the hats at Walmart what was it Costco? what have you learned about yourself? I Don't know I guess that I think I'm pretty fair with the hats. I know that though That like that when I try to be I try to listen we all learn

So you I think you're I think you learned you're willing to throw hands with like a 60 year old German woman Yeah, I was pretty mad at the Costco. in. Yeah. Yeah, that got serious. Um, might just let me in the fucking store. Um, yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know if I've ordered that by myself. You will. You're saying you've ordered it since you left?

Not really, no, no. It's a lot of... I learned you have also weird snack choices, some weird snack choices. A lot of pork rinds. That's not weird. What were those rings? Those were like, it's a Mexican thing. It's like, I don't know how to describe that.

Oh, is she wrong? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, I know my pork. Sass, Clemmer's here. Hello, Clemmer. Hello, Sass.

We saw each other when we walked in. Yeah. Good stuff. That's good shit. That's the purple hats, that's it. Rat Race comes out tomorrow. Yeah, the best one. How did you entrap Vibs's the purple hats, that's it. Rat race comes out tomorrow. How did you entrap Vibs into this? Yeah, that's true.

I asked him and he's a super. Yeah, but he is a super, but this is what he got. I warned him. How did I get trapped into this? Did you guys get into any arguments? No, no, we didn't. Nice time. Are you happy, Vibs?

Yeah, yeah. Are you guys flying back? The thing that got me in is I got to see Virginia. I'd never been tos? Yeah, yeah. Are you guys flying back? The thing that got me in is I gotta see Virginia. I'd never been to Virginia. Oh wow. We'll go through Virginia. We try to make the best of it. It's a lot of driving, it's a lot of Walmart. If Princeton, West Virginia was later in the trip, I don't think I would have made it to New Orleans.

Princeton was a rough night. Is that a bad place? It's not. Princeton's like an actual city. It has like chains. Yes. Right. Population is 6,000. Yeah, it's big.

But it does have like stuff, you know, but yeah, we stayed at a okay hotel enough. Yeah, maybe below that. Were the people nice? People were pretty much, except for the cost of it, everyone was really nice. Yeah, people that people nice people pretty much except for the cost of weight. Everyone is really nice. Yeah. Yeah. Do you do you feel guilt for have you ever ripped anybody off for a hat? No, you paid a dollar for that guy was a dollar right? A dollar for that hat. No, no Kentucky Derby. Kentucky Derby hat. That guy's very nice from Tennessee and then the Rhode Island person. I got a

dollar for a dollar too. Now that's purple. That's very nice from Tennessee and then the Rhode Island person I got a dollar for a dollar too. Oh, that's purple That's very bad. It's in your face. How many times you've been turned down. I feel like we don't see that footage Oh, no, I always I've always put out when I get turned down. Oh There was one kid who said no, but I didn't. There was the lady, the first lady we went to in an FYE, which I didn't know. She said no. Oh, that guy. But then there was also a girl that thought she was about to get trafficked. I posted that as well.

I posted the trafficked lady. There was a kid who said no, I didn't post him because he was a kid. Other than that, I post all the the nose nice but what's your hit rate you'd say 65% yeah maybe more than that I had a bunch of affiliates game fillies Mets and I went over for so if you discount that it made my rates a little higher when I get mad at you was that the Frank get mad that you went over for the Mets game no I don't think so. I don't think Frank was aware of what I was doing. I gotta have it. I'll be goddamn.

Was Frank here? He'll be here. He gets here tomorrow. He has like 10 walks scheduled. Stack and walk. The A-list. The A-list of the A-list. No Jenks. It's Mikey Betts, I guess. Really? He's got real bets on it. Yeah. I was told. Oh. Let's see how he does.

Get called up. I got big time by Mantis. Huh? What? I got big time by, I saw Vibs at the Royal Rumble. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's right, yeah. Mantis absolutely made me feel like the smallest bitch in the world.

As he should. I was leaving the Royal Rumble and I was down there with the actual famous people like Tyrese Halliburton and Kyson Hatt. I was down there so I'm leaving. And my daughter. Kyson Hatt. And that's who was down there. And we're walking out.

All the celebs are out. And I see Mantis and his boys. And he said, oh man, what's up? What's up, Brandon? And I daftly said, how you been doing? Good, good, good. And as I'm saying, how you been doing, he is in my island. We're talking.

He leaves. He runs away from me. I see his back. Tyrese Halliburton is then walking up. So he runs up and jumps up and is like, Tyrese, Tyrese, so me and my daughter, we just walk away. He texts me 10 minutes later as I'm in the car. And he says, sorry, man, to cut off our conversation that like that

But I had to go see Tyler Tyrese Halliburton. You would have done the same thing. I don't like that bad at all. I Watch it. It's man. Just big-time me. Yeah Tyrese but like his existence is the one that superseded you not man like Mantis was like yeah, I mean the super CD you not man like Mantis was like yeah I mean I don't know this is traditional big time you should fuck him up he didn't big time he just saw a better opportunity right right the big time is like he's got access to a club that you don't have access to you wait out here I gotta go run yeah yeah he was social climbing you and you were if you were talking to Mandus and you saw Dale Murphy, would you just run away and go see Dale Murphy?

I think I would say, whoa, man, just real quick. I got to say hello to Dale Murphy. He didn't say that. No, he would not. Yes, I would. You'd do what you're doing. You'd be all flustered. That would take three seconds.

I just got to, I got to. So it's not the act, it's the lack of one man real quick. I think Stats is right here. Yeah. What was the text? Well at least he texted you and acknowledged you. He did text me afterwards. Did he sprint it away from you?

It was a full dead sprint. It was a hard, like a 40 yard dash. Are him and Tyrese close? Does Tyrese Halliburton think he knows Mantis? Probably. Does that make it better or worse? That they might have some sort of relationship? Good seeing you, my man. Sorry I left during our conversation. Tyrese walked by and I had to say

hey to him and his boys. And then what did you reply with? All good. I went to piss. Oh, you were nervous. He said all good, I needed to piss. I needed to piss. Sorry. Did that clarification make sense? So you're lying to us, Brandon. No, I lied to him.

So he was just conferring out in the conversation anyway. I lied to him about needing to piss. You didn't actually have to piss. I didn't actually go piss. Why'd you say that? I don't know. Wow. Because I was big time by the man.

I was starting to come back. Man. And you know Mantis felt bad about it because he laughed at the I needed to piss. Mantis doesn't feel bad at all. He saw Tyrese. Now, another thing, as I'm walking off, I assume they were gonna dap up and everything and but Tyrese Halliburton

like walked right past me as I'm walking off so he might have blew Manus off. Is this before or after you talked to Tyrese? Oh I talked to him for a while. So what's the pecking order here between the three of you? Who's the most famous? Who's the second? Who's the third? This is weird. I think Tyrese is one. It feels like everybody's one and one in the round robin here. Ty Reese is one. I... Me and Mantis are tied for second, but in his eyes, he's one and Ty Reese is two? No, I think in his eyes, Ty Reese is always one, but... I'm sixth.

Yeah. Out of the three of us. Yeah. Alright. So he big-timed me. Yeah, he did. Yeah. Damn. That was my Mantis story for the day.

He also like bought some random fan a ticket and took him there and got him floor side. Did you do that? Ringside. Sorry. No, I took my daughter. Did you consider making him a third though for a random fan? That would be nice.

I did not. You made some random kids drink. I've done that before. I went to WrestleMania in Dallas. I got two tickets to the floor and went up top and got a father and his son. That's really generous. Why didn't you do it this time? Cuz WWE didn't give me extra tickets.

So why did you buy one, though, on your own? You always say how wealthy you are. Because the tickets down there were $1,500 a piece. You always say how much money. I don't know. I never say that to you. You always talk about it. When have we ever said?

Me and you talk about two things. No, no, no. Baseball reference. You said it before on shows. I've done a movie show with you. You talk about how well-off you are and how great you're doing. How many episodes did you do with that?

20? With Brandon? Oh, with Brandon did you do with that? About 20? With Brandon? Oh, with Brandon. We did 20? We did 20? Is that the show you lost right before you moved to Chicago? That was so fucked up. That was really shitty.

I was trying to help you. I'm kidding. I'm kidding about that. I wasn't shitty about the WrestleMania thing. You should have bought tickets for evil. How would you react if you were if you were at like a show or WrestleMania or a sporting event and someone came up to you and they were like guess what? We got you ticket to go up close your dad couldn't Yeah, so so why would it take that's that's I'd be like yeah, I think I'm all said

Yeah, his ass off. yeah, I think I'm all set. Yeah Yeah, the first the first kid I tried to in Dallas refuse the kid refused is I know I'd rather be up here Oh, and I think it was just scared. He didn't it was weird and I agree with it. So I Louise and won or something and I gave to them and they ran with me and went down and it was like Luis and Juan or something and I gave to them and they ran with me and went down and it was awesome. They sat fourth row for WrestleMania, that's not big time in the day. Yeah, charity. That's nice of you. Thank you very much.

It was the WWE. Yeah, it was the WWE. What are we looking at, TJ? 14 episodes? 14 total? It's called double play? 14 and then they went to guests. 14 and then we went then we got Brandon

Brandon move four months earlier 18 episodes. I was close to 20 was the full name of the show Brandon Walker Play colon the recrutch Abel's to nuts talking ball Okay, to not talking ball the recrutch Ab podcast featuring chris clemer and brandon walker no no it was longer than that i think it was great other than two nuts are presented that was damn can titles have two colons in them that one did sure all right that was that was a great show yeah you're doing that show i enjoyed it I enjoyed it. Yeah, it was fun.

Did you love it? I enjoyed talking to Clemmer. I loved talking to him. We're similar age. We have similar interests. At night when I'm bored and I start scrolling baseball reference, I'll text him and say, hey, check out Kent Herbeck. And that's how we live our lives.

You sent me some good trivia questions. Yeah. I enjoy our interactions. Clemmer, what's your trivia standing in the dozen league? I'm in with team in a hand. So it's me Kirk and Robbie Fox I'll be on that team five two weeks. No, I think would be alright I want to win so I don't all I care about is winning. I the last two years I've been like first and out so I want to like go is I want to win. I don't care

Good team. Are you excited for your new team? I'm very excited, yeah. Who's on it, Titus? TJ Hitchings and Ebo. What's your blind spot going to be? How are you guys going to be in pop culture? Probably, our blind spot might be everything. No, you guys are good at sports.

No, we'll be good at sports. I'm counting on TJ to carry the pop culture. TJ, is that fair? Yeah, you guys will be good. I feel like you know more about the team than I do. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to do that. Carry the pop culture DJ. Is that fair? Are you barred from the league because you were in my was in Wyoming? Yeah, I forgot well I was in Wyoming and they were supposed to do it and I was like I have no way of doing this

The problem was like I couldn't't even contact Jeff to tell him I couldn't do it. Why? Didn't have bones? I was in the middle of nowhere. I was in the woods. Oh my god. He hasn't spoken to you since.

No, that was like five years ago. Yeah. That was right when I started. Did you know you were going to the woods before you went? Yeah, I was stupid. OK. What was your niche, Seth? I don't think I even remember you got that far now.

Did you ever answer? Did you ever do it? No, I never. I want to see that. Yeah. No, I've never done it. I want to watch. I want to get inside the brain of little Seth,

see what's in there. Call of Duty? What would you be good at? Trying to think, because I do a lot of trivia as is. What? Yeah. Like par trivia? Like I just do trivia all the time.

Like in what? What, where? Like after I left the Yak, I downloaded the Sporkle app on my phone and I just like hammer Sporkles constantly. But I also, yesterday on our flight, I broke the record on the Delta in flight trivia. Oh shit I'm currently I'm currently number one world record. I have the world record

42,000 points Guess how guess how many points number two had don't even I don't even know 30,000 Took me all three hours to get to 42,000 I Failed multiple times for some highlights. I failed multiple times. What were some highlights? I had some good pulls. You know flavors really well. Like flavors of what? Just flavors, like the names of flavors.

Yeah, you could name probably a hundred flavors. Yeah, I guess I am a little bit of a flavors guy. Never thought of that. You spelled all five contents out here. Yeah, give us five. Cherry, yeah, green apple, cherry, watermelon, blue raspberry. Throw in a savory. I don't know.

I don't have one. Savory's just a problem. Chip. You're like an outdoors expert. Kind of, right? No, I wouldn't say I'm an expert on anything. Like, that's the thing is, like, I think I am, and then I go to do, like, I'll do, like, I'll look up, like, fishing trivia, and then I'll be like, oh, no, I don't know any of these. I'll be like, oh no, I don't know any of these

I'll be like I know like what I know. Yeah, well with the Delta you did so well on the Delta That was just like overall knowledge your niche is stuff. I know stuff. I know. Yeah Yeah, I Think I'd do pretty well with I know I could do Bob Dylan pretty well Oh that cuz that was actually one of my big pulls in the late round on the Delta Trivia, was they asked who wrote, um, This Land is Your Land, and the options were Pete Seeger, Bob Dylan, or Woody Gunthery. And, oh no, it was who wrote Bound to Glory.

And I... Did you see that movie? Woody Gunthery. The Charlemagne movie? I did, yeah. Thought it was good. It was good, yeah. Could you have done better?

No, I originally I thought yes. And then I saw the movie and I was like, no, not a chance. You mean better at writing the movie or better at being Timothee Chalamet in the movie? Better at being Bob Dylan. Better at being Bob Dylan, no. Timothee Chalamet did a great job. Class act.

Yeah, good guy. That guy's a class act. Good kid. You like Edward Norton? I had nothing Edward Norton. Really? I already saw him to work with. I know, I heard that too.

I thought he was gonna be like what DiCaprio became. Really? Yeah, he's trouble on set. American History X is cool. Yeah, he's great. Fight Club, he's great. Yeah. I think he's a really good actor.

Browners? Yup, people for Cyrus Flint. Sure, sure, sure. TJ, have we done canes yet? Do Mountain Dew please. Do Mountain Dew please. Yep, I'll talk about Mountain Dew. Add a blast of refreshing tropical lime flavor to your game day with a Mountain Dew Baja blast. Mountain Dew Baja blast is part of any game day ritual. Kate, you've got the cooler over there, right? Sipping one right now. Pass me an original down because I'm a little parched myself. Yeah, so they got the cooler over there, right? Slipping one right now. Pass me an original down, because I'm a little parched myself.

Yeah, so they got the Baja Blast over there. Should I Dr. J it? Yeah, just throw it. Here it comes. Here we go. Uh oh. Oh, jeez. Sorry.

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I will. I just had a Baja myself. What did you say? What did you say? Crack it open. You just had a Baja myself. What did you say? Crack it open. You just had a Baja? Yeah. I just had a Baja in the other room when I was... after I pissed. It was great. Oh yeah? Slammed the whole thing. I might need one. It's a good pick-me-up. Oh yeah. Brandon, what? What's going on, buddy? What's going on?

Clumbered. Talk up Rad Race. Rad Race. Rad Race comes out tomorrow. Very excited. Should be after, I think, like Barstow Radio, Barstow Live. Barstow Radio. Barstow Radio. Yeah.

That's not right. I think it's like 7 p.m. So I think it's great. You guys are in it. You guys are a team. It's a blast. Put a lot of work in. Yeah.

Mincy White Sox, Dave. Mincy White Sox, Dave. This is White Sox, Dave, a day or two after getting back from Turkey. He's not allowed to get his hair wet or sweat. And it's raining and we're sprinting everywhere. At one point, he has like a shower cap on his head. He's very angry. He's already angry.

Like, he's always angry anyway, and he's even angrier. Jersey Jerry and Rico are a team. Tommy Smokes and Meek Phil. And Casey Smith and Sydney Wells. So I think it came out great. It looks fantastic. New Orleans is such a cool city to shoot in. I'm really happy with it. Hopefully you guys like it too.

But yeah, you guys, fun having you guys back. Yeah, it was great. Thanks for having us. So who won? I'm not gonna say you have to watch tomorrow, Brandon. I'll say. Alright. Clem, you know about the Altoona Mountain Cities? Altoona? I know there's a baseball team Altoona Curve. Yeah, but you don't know about the Mountain Cities? No, no, no. Man. Gotta look into them. Baseball team. Oh, alright. Yeah. If you're gonna be on the

show, you need to learn your what? 1880s to 1920s baseball? Thats to 1920s baseball. Oh, really? Oh, it's like old. Okay, were they like in the National League? No, look at him not me. It's it's it's no no. I just need you to just read up on him Okay, I will yeah, I will I think they lost a game like 92 to 2 once speaking of my name We might have some monkey boy you want to know we're not saying we're not saying anything No, we're not saying anything. Oh, we can't. What the fuck up? I've heard good things. I haven't.

Fuck that. What did you hear, Clemmer? I just heard a good thing. We're getting closer, dude. I'm so tired of talking about that. It's about the latest series. I've heard good things. And it's just got too hyped up for a decent video. It's pretty good. I like it. If it ever comes out, if the cut we see is the one

that eventually comes out, it can come out next. You're wasting everybody's time. I'm sorry. Well, I bet Cory and Kamo have been bending over backwards to make it happen. Yes. So they've done so much more about a poor in cameo for sure The fact that even those like potentially could come out is huge What took the air out of the room my Jesus Christ don't say that word to me Alright, so we have the dozen tonight In New Orleans if you're in New Orleans come down and watch the dozen Are you gonna do yeah, yeah it's the experts against the Yak to start and then there's a trophy. ZD against, I've won a Super Bowl before. Dumb question. Can people watch this or is this just you have to come? Yeah, it's going out live, right?

I think it's live. Yeah, it's going out live. Yeah, it's live. What about the folks that aren't here, Brandon, you know? Yeah, they can watch it. Not all of us live in New Orleans. I was thinking about it. You're here right now. I'm here right now. Are you coming? To the Dozen? Yeah. No. Why not? So tired. What do you have to do?

I'm going to sleep the second you say it. You have five hours between now and then, you can take a little nap. I have to dive scrims tonight for practice. What does that even mean? Scrimmages. Oh. Black Ops 6.

That's his part, Tommy, he doesn't have to go to this. Black Ops 6 ranked. Oh, all right. This is health insurance for the boy. I'll be taking the trolley uptown to tour Tulane University this evening. Why? Before the dozen. Oh Kate, that sounds shitty.

I'm gonna. Oh Kate, that sounds like a little fucking photo. Maybe some craft stores, some antique shops. Really looking forward to it. Kate, how are you feeling about the birds? Really good. Yeah? Really, really good.

Genuinely? I went to a voodoo shop after the cemetery tour and I got, we put good vibes upon the team. What if they cursed you? What if they were secretly a Chiefs fan and they cursed you? I was super polite. I was trying to like make them laugh and try and make them win our side. But yeah, I feel really good though. I don't want to jinx it. You heard it here first, Kate guaranteed a super. Yeah, it worked. Feeling good. You are confident that the Chiefs are gonna win.

No, I'm not confident. You said you're 100% certain the Chiefs are gonna win. I said, obviously yes, I want the Eagles to win. I'm gonna bet on the Eagles to win, but if I had to guess who's gonna win, I'd say the Chiefs are gonna win. You said with 100% certainty they will win. I would say I think the Chiefs are going to win.

I don't think I would publicly say I think the Eagles are going to win. Okay. Is it weird to like... Will I be betting on the Eagles? Yes. That's good to hear. Will I be fully expecting the Eagles to not win? None of this matters, though? None of this matches up.

Why would you bet on the Chiefs? None of this comes together. I'm hoping that I'm wrong. Okay. I hope I'm wrong. I hope the Chiefs lose. But you believe in your heart the Chiefs are gonna win. You're going to put your money on the Eagles to win.

Yeah, I mean, I bet against the Chiefs every game and they've won pretty much every game except for the Vils. So you think that's a good strategy. And the Broncos, but the Broncos didn't count. No, clearly it's not a good, it's actually a two and 17, two and 16 strategy. All right, do what you gotta do. I'm just saying, look, I'm rooting for the Eagles.

I'm gonna get a Saquon Barclay jersey and I'm going to the game. Okay. What? You're going to the game? Yeah. You're going to the city. No, I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't tell you guys about that? No. Oh yeah, I'm going to the game. Okay. What? You're going to the game? Yeah. You're going to the studio? No, I didn't know that.

Oh, I didn't tell you guys about that? No. Oh, yeah, I'm going. Oh. How'd you pull that off? I didn't pull off anything. It was Rhone. Rhone comes to me.

So I'm going by myself. What? Going to the Super Bowl alone. And Rhone comes to me like a couple weeks ago and he's like, I was like, are you going to go to the Super Bowl if the Eagles win? He's like, yeah, I definitely am. And I was like, what if it's like Bill's Lions? This was like before the AFC and NFC championship.

And he was like, no, I wouldn't go. And I was like, really? I was like, I would still go to that. And then I was like, but I was like, so you'll definitely would still go to that and then I was like but I was like I was like so you'll definitely go if the Eagles you know and he's like yeah and I was like all right I was like I would go with you and he's like perfect and then the next day comes up to me and he's like I actually need you to go with me because I realize they don't have enough tickets with like the game time or DraftKings people and he's like so I

mean I need someone to sit with and I was like like, oh perfect. So the last like two weeks, Ronan and I had been like locked in, like me and him are going to the Super Bowl together. And then like two nights ago, he texts me and he's like, turns out they have an extra ticket for me. Still thinking I might go with you, but I don't know. So I was like, well I've told everyone I know I'm going to the Super Bowl.

So I'm not gonna just not go now. So you're gonna sit alone at the Super Bowl. I'm gonna go by myself.. So I'm not going to just not go now. So you're going to sit alone at the Super Bowl? I'm going to go by myself. I like that, yeah. That's going to be fun. I think it'll still be fun. Yeah, it'll still be awesome. How are your seats?

I haven't got tickets yet. What? Well, they keep going down. You wait until they're the lowest they can get. The Super Bowl's not going to be sold out? You might get a single seat. I could get a double seat right now. I mean, you might get a single on sheet though, I'm saying.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, probably. But like last week the tickets were $18,000 and today they're like $3,500. Okay, so you're waiting. Yeah, Ron said to wait till Thursday. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to Super Bowl II. Manchester bought me a ticket. Oh nice!

Fuck yeah! What a guy! That's sick, man. All right, so we got the Dozen of Night and then a guy. That's sick, man. All right, so we got the Dozen of Night and then your show, The Rat Race, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow at seven o'clock. Chris Clemmer's Rat Race.

Chris Clemmer's Rat Race, correct? I guess that is the technical name. Clemmer's Rat Race. I think Clemmer's Rat Race is the technical name. Clemmer's Rat Race. All right, so watch that. Otherwise, we'll be back tomorrow with everybody back into, are you gonna be here tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm gonna be here all week. Okay, good, all right. I'm going to the Super Bowl. So we'll have, I'll see you tomorrow, all right, that's a yeah. See you. It's the act. It's the act.

Get your straws, yeah, start the day, it's blue, what is the act? It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. I Tickets the dozen, please. All right. Love you. Bye. See you tomorrow