The Yak - Danny Conrad Has Officially Been Added to the Cast of Barstool Beach House | The Yak 6-10-25

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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I got your com promo code yak. Mm-hmm. Hey everyone. Hey, hey, how's everyone? Hey? Oh? Okay, you want me to hold it tighten the on the shaft not The shaft shaft first rodeo shaft right lower lower that colder. Oh, yeah You won't help with the shaft. Oh keep going. Oh That better. Yeah, that's better What's up everyone? Hey, how's everyone doing another motherfucking Tuesday? I think Eddie's gonna join us Nick is gonna be late Ernesto was biting him They put him down.

Seems like. What? They're on their way to the farm? Yeah, I think he put him down. Ernesto put Nick down. No, Nick bit him back. That's why Ernesto's at the bat right now. He looks to get dominated by this dog.

Dominated. Fucking dominated. It's unbelievable. Dogs just, it's not even close. Might as well name the dog Gluten. Ho, ho. Save that for when he gets here. Yeah, well, I did a line of's not even close. I just want to name the dog gluten. Oh Save that for when he gets here. Yeah, well I did a line of cocaine in the bathroom. Oh Yeah, beat up three midgets really

I'm ready to go ready fucking go Titus the the charity thing I went to yesterday the pause golf outing the auctioneer was there. Oh, yeah It was awesome the auctioneer guy. There's auctioneer we go to this the furball which is the big gala every year for PAWS and this guy is electric I don't know if you can find him online David is his name He's an auctioneer in Chicago area. He's so good You you know what you're getting yourself into because he's an auctioneer and you're like I have a pretty good understanding of what an auctioneer is And it's still somehow Yeah, it's like above that level. He's got the mic attached. He's just going around

Got seven, got seven, got eight, hey hey hey You gotta be talented. This guy, yeah, this is him. He's so good, man Raising funds by raising hands. He's so talented so we need to get him in the office Do you have to be talented to participate what do you mean? You get over 30 years. I wouldn't be able to do it Raising hand auctioneers a job is doomed. I don't know this guy this guy has a future. He's next up all right He's uh I don't know if you have like he has a present Yeah, I guess you would have a present too. No. No you get a placard at your table like for each person gets it at their seat and

Then you raise your hand with the thing when when they see what you have to follow yeah Yeah, but he's so good at creating an environment that you just want to raise your paddle Yes, don't have money or interest in what they're auctioning. You're just like I want in his I just need to get involved his skills Eddie we're talking about this auctioneer that does a bunch of like charity things around Chicago. You should probably get him on dog walk Yeah his Kyle his ability on dog walk. Yeah. His Kyle, his ability got me at the furball to to bid on something for $60,000. They did not want $60,000. Thankfully didn't win. Okay. But Stephen Che was there.

Titus was there. They can attest. I wanted no part of the thing that it was bidding. But because I got so swept up in the moment, I just raised it at $60,000. It was exhilarating. It was so exhilarating So when he did that they assigned a person to be behind him As soon as he raised his pad I was like, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck Yeah, I was freaking out. Well, they were doing the it was it was ping-pong and it was just yeah 50, 55, just like this going back and forth and then Big Cat was like, yeah I'll do 60 and you do expected someone to just go 65 immediately It was a little spot where they're like oh fuck and then it went back

So I got 70 and I got 80 and I got 90 yeah It's more of a theater performance and less of I'm gonna go into this hoping to get a product for a good price that I want And from what perspective from David the auctioneer? From the buyer's perspective. The buyer's perspective, I don't know. I think you can get swept in the moment. There are some good prizes. You've got to have good reaction time.

One of the prizes was, which was very awkward, was to golf with me and Hank next year at the PAWS Chicago golf outing and they listed Go to people can golf with media legends Henry Lockwood and Dan big cat cats We were sitting there getting auction. Oh you were yes, we got auctioned and Did people who got it? Some woman got it for like seven grand for her son. So yeah. Yeah, I was like very nervous I was like if this is like a crickets thing. Yeah

A lot of auctioneers I know rather than getting like a fee They will get a percentage of whatever gets rate Oh, which is genius because done. Obviously you got juice for yeah Juice it up. He was juicing it up. He was getting that could be it So can you find another video of him? If you do get caught up in the moment and place a bid for money you don't have, you still have to pay that, right? Correct. There's no small talk at the end.

Oh, it's like Jay Leno. He's with Jay Leno. See, he looks like he walks on TV. They trim him a little fat. He looks good. He looks like a game show host. I hate Jay Leno. I'm not.

I just get it. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, Jay Leno. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut game show host. Okay, Jalen. I'll see you later. See you later. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, Jalen. Hey, Leno. What the fuck are you, Jalen?

Where's the building you need? This is the opportunity to go out to California. Shut the fuck up, Jalen. 10,000, Robert, with 10,000 dollars. Oh, he's just stealing his shot. Okay, thank you, Robert. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing.

This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. This is what he should be doing. Oh, he's just stealing his shot

This is what he should be should be doing in Jay Leno what a fucking Jay Leno taking another guy's an anti Jay. What a fucking word you like Jay Leno Conan that I like in my letterman I get I know everyone fucked I know the Lord himself down a hill shout out that fucking hill He fell he kicks ass off the yak I heard are you yeah, are you a jail? I know I'm not a jail. I know guy, but I like the character the caricature of him in American culture What why sense you say like I just like that he looks like a care Yeah, the chin and you know like that he voiced the crimson chin on Fairly Oddparents Is that what it is what does he represent in American culture? His chin?

You like his chin. Yeah, I like his chin. Nobody likes his chin. Why couldn't you just take Bill Cower instead? So many chins. Is his chin that good? Oh, Bill Cower's got a... Bill Cower's chin? What's the Mount Rushmore of chins? Vince McMahon. Bill Cower. Bill Cower. Leno? Leno's one-one. Adam Driver? Bill O'Brien? Bill Cower, Bill Cower Adam Driver Bill O'Brien Yeah, but O'Brien Vince has probably lost his spot. Do you love the dimple? It's hard to see who's got a good slaughter

Has a great chin right is a good chin bill o'brien leno is famous hideous Yeah, it's it's not like a good thing so why it's like a dinosaur bone Johnny Bravo Never got never got any pussy yeah, no you didn't Johnny from the show dog cut trying to chase its tail Johnny Bravo didn't get pussy not once can't say wash Johnny that was the premise correct Danny He was constantly chasing tail and never got it the premise of this kid's cartoon was the lead character didn't get pussy Pepe the pew the rapist

Bravo was all right best But Pepe the pew Got pussy right he was a rapist. He was a rapist. Yeah, come on Well, they never but they never fuck on screen. No, but he the imposition was there or was he just French? You know, like you're you're Italian, okay by the end of the cartoon every time didn't she did wasn't she like, okay peppy. She never said no Yeah, but that's not like getting pussy. He was a tea was was an actual cat. He was a You think Pepe Le Pew was a cat? Oh, who was trying to fuck was a cat? Oh

It was he was trying to fuck. We're gonna have some problems there Wow Bravo got pussy off camera. Just I don't know What's a Conrad at summer house? What's a cartoon character? It's like a little on camera, but right The female characters is filmed often fleeing fear of him and his behavior is seen as a form of stalking implied sexual assault. I don't think if you sexual assault, you can't be like, I got pussy. You didn't know that he was always going after a cat? I knew it was some other animal.

Pussy. Yeah. Pussy. Yeah. Pussycat. That's implied. In the species, that's gotta be another crime crime, right? Yeah cross-contamination Geology is a beauty out of your beast. No, I don't think so. Is it human?

like a Dog could fuck a turtle. Yeah, but think about a skunk getting a hold of your house cat It's fucked up. It matters what the species are. Yeah, I guess it does Speaking of Danny Summerhouse. Danny Smokes. You've had a day to soak it in. Do you have your plan ready? You know, a lot of people might be having to spend.

He's officially official, by the way. Confirmed the confirmation. They added him and Una? Una has been added. Danny's been added. Danny might have to sleep on a couch. That's fine with me. People might think I'm a little too well-reserved. Old? Too old, too cautious, too shy, too boring. But underneath it all, I'm really just playing

my role, whether it be on this show with little snarky side comments, on Dog Walk getting picked on, on Kate's show trying to hold back my throw up while She talks about the bad sides of motherhood this time the assignment is a little different Therefore my role will be a little different if my role is to party fight and fuck Then I'll be parting fighting and fucking in no particular order. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. That was Wow longest monologue Wow So this is Danny smokes Oh Danny smokes is taking over your Twitter some yeah Oh, I have to deal with another smoke cuz I'm already got too much. I'm dealing with Nikki

You can throw a third smoke. Nikki smokes does not understand jokes He does not understand. What did he what set him off recently? It's not what set him off. It set me off the What set him off recently? It's not what set him off. It's what set me off. The he was sitting with Nick in the anus studio. They were talking. And I walked by and I was just like, oh, is he asking for advice?

And Nick was like, that's exactly what he's doing. And then Nicky Smokes was like, how far should I go in the summer house? Like, should I really let it off? Which is a very funny premise anyway, because Nicky Smokes in his regular life is already too far, and then he's like, I'm gonna turn it up.

But anyway, I said, I joked with him, which I, you know what, let me just say it and tell me if you guys think I was serious. I said he's gotta go all the way, he's gotta get the top dog. If he hooks up with Brianna chicken fry will build a statue for him here. I I can see where his brain might be on his side on the whole smokes that of course Nikki

smokes. So this wasn't an issue told me that I would know you're joking. Yeah. He his brain can't comprehend. He's not going to come. Yeah. He's just like all all right, that's, that's all I needed. That's a directive. Yeah. That's a direct door. His inner monologue. Like that's a big deal. Correct. And I thought, so I walked away from that exchange being like, obviously joking, funny. You know, we had a little, you know, just chopping it up. And then I get a text this

morning from the guy, all the spit and chickens guys are down in Florida for the game and Nikki smokes is there and I was like I asked you and it's like what do you think of smokes and he's like I'd have to see him sober to really judge who he is, but he kept on talking about how you're gonna Build a statue for him if he bangs Brionne. I was like what so he's already You're the head creep yeah now I'm the fucking guy I want it very clear that was a joke We were having a talk about this this morning and We were saying that normal Nikki smokes is normally a heel But then when you tell him something like that his version of like heel is just taking it too far right time

I'm gonna turn it up. I don't know, Dan, you threw a tennis ball to a dog and you're expecting him not to run and fetch it. I just don't know your personnel situation. I know it's on me, ultimately, and I will take accountability for it, but I just have to remind myself repeatedly that he doesn't know what a joke is.

Yeah, like he didn't realize you were basically patronizing him a little. I was making fun of him to doesn't to be like hey, dude If you have sex you're gonna get a speech picturing that statue right correct He's thinking what Jersey's gonna be on the statue Make it a really fucked up statue looks yeah like him if he does it he will feel his accolades deserves a statue Those are already his aspirations and career goals. Yeah, he would actually bring that up in an end of year review.

Yeah, he would be like, but you told me Brianna, I get a statue. Where do you see yourself in five years? Yeah, he's like Scott Boris pulling out OPS. He's like, look at this, I got Brianna right here. And then we, Anika, you already knew about. What, am I supposed to go after the rookie, Una? Like, what do you want me to do? Did I was I supposed to go after the rookie you know like

This whole summer house thing is gonna be Even this is making me uncomfortable. Are we gonna they gonna? I still don't quite understand. I don't think they've explained it to the I don't want to be in it Yeah, yeah, I don't understand. Is it a show is it not a show? It's not a show. That's a show Here it's live and then you hear it's also only social. And the other thing that's good that Danny's in it now is I think that they're expecting, and I was open to it, like there's gonna be discussion on Mondays on the YAC

about what happened and kind of letting them fight it out every now and then for like an hour. And Danny's gonna be perfect for that because I do think if I had to put one person who could maybe write the book about the summer house, it would be Danny. I think you'll retain the most information. Very good at that. Yeah, you'll be getting it straight from the source, too. Danny, if you fuck Nikki Smokes, we'll build a statue of you.

I'll be very excited to hear from you every Monday, and I want you to not say anything to anyone off air Oh, yeah, I won't I want I want to save it because it will be great to hear you recap stuff I can't wait. Yeah And you're not gonna hold back, right? Yeah, I see. I don't know I have a lot of questions pertaining to the format how the contents gonna be laid out But that's neither here nor there will figure figure it out when it comes, but I do have one last question Yeah, Nick is here wait before you ask your last question Nick. Can I ask you a question real quick?

Remember that time when we were talking with Nicky smokes in the in a studio Yeah, and I said to him if he if he hooks up with Brianna chicken fry will build a statue for him No, he said he would build he said he would build a stat He would get a statue and said I'll pay okay, so that was how it went down. He thinks that serious Of course he does yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fall well No, because the whole the whole conversation we had beforehand was in a very joking manner But that part I think he thought he was like stay at time. It's that it's time to cement my legacy Is that what why is this he repeated it to Yann's I guess last night being like I'm gonna get a statue

He's going around telling people he barely knows that yeah, he just met that This whole thing is gonna cause a ton of issue. Oh my god, but Danny go ahead your question Oh, yeah, you were weird last night. That was Danny Smokes. Not me obviously. Yeah, he was That's his new thing. I guess my one last question would be permission to go off the leash Whoa? Um Yeah Dan Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yes, if you're asking me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes if you're asking me who we

Start now well no I'm smart easiest yes of all time is it are you clean? Yeah smart and clean I would like to see you on one of those leashes that like you know the long ones that they can run back and forth Fair the yard with that. We'll see how I see what that looks like yep, and then let you off I don't think I've ever seen you off the leash Danny who are you closest with that's going to be in the house? Who's your your number one ally? Probably Nikki smokes Did he text you about your tweet last night nope crickets? Oh, you knew it was Danny smokes

I think so that'd be a great heel turn for you now. You would get a statue All right, if can we just be like openly talking about like placing wagers on what co-workers Yeah, but do not doing that then why do I feel normal about doing that oh mm-hmm That's right Chicken fry normal about doing that? mm-hmm that's what I... hey chicken fry guess what? guess what's going on? it is very uncomfortable

territory we're in I've disliked how it makes me feel but that's the only perspective I have it's like a beer pong tournament. That would be cool. Yeah, in the mornings and then at night.

I feel like it would be, there'll be people meeting people on the shore and maybe bringing them back, if anything, if there is fucking going on. And some drama might unfold from like, yo, was Nicky flirting with Kadek's chick last night? I think you guys are focused too much on the possibility of fucking and not focused on the fight. I think fighting is way more likely than fucking.

No chance. I think fighting is- I don't think fighting happens without fucking. I- Fighting each other or fighting someone else? Fighting someone at the Jersey Shore. They're gonna be getting out and getting drunk. That will happen.

It's a crazy, like, I don't, I've never been out with Kadek. I understand he likes to throw down. I don't think he's a fighter. I'm probably not a fighter, but that doesn't mean the people that see the Barstool cameras aren't gonna be fighters. I think fighting is more likely than fucking in these scenarios.

Because that did happen on the real Jersey Shore where once they got popularity and did another season, random dudes would try to fight him. To try to like Bring it. Yeah, I've been there with barstool people and there's definitely some heckling. Oh Danny can you handle get yeah, but who are you waiting you little? I was with Marty maybe after like a certain situation happened got it. Okay Oh, so you were kind of right there on the surface of the moon. Yeah, yeah

Okay, so you were kind of right there on the surface of the moon. Yeah, yeah That basketball game last night was something I watched every second Dave is now The coach of the NYC team no way Clemmer Clemmer resigned Clemmer resigned and then took a GM position on on Kirk staff And then Dave is now the coach what made Dave step up I think he was so disgusted with Clemmer not playing Bosco. Wow. Yeah. I did get a text back from Dave.

I'm still waiting for another one. But if Dave's our coach, do you know how funny and great that would be? Incredible. I said, what would it take to coach our team for one game? He said, you mean against Minahan next year, question mark. And I said, yes. Wait. OK. He said you mean against minahan next year question mark. I said yes wait, okay I'll say this here's my confusion from Kirkson

Around the corner official yeah, but next year. Let's say Mike you end up with a question mark Dave said that he was I think Dave tweeted it right TJ That clip didn't give us much. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Dave tweeted it Yeah, I've been asked coach team in my hoop next year if they play KMS again I've accepted the job Clemish total lack of accountability and borderline cheating left me no choice huge I Was happy for Kirkstein because they were playing for cinnamon Lords who passed away. They were down 15 to yeah Really pat forward over to mutt over to beanbag what I cut by Kevin

Kirk back to work good. Oh, they're really eyes on the call really good What was the final 30 to 26? Yeah? Yeah, it was yeah, it was like a They scored like the team New York scored like 11 points in the last 30 minutes of the game It quite a yeah, there was a buzzer beater in the half and that's the momentum shifted unlike anything I've ever seen it was really good Yeah, but Danny who's yours do you want to fuck? Whoever was whose voice just fall he was well, I replayed that did you see what I don't know what happened I can't explain what happened. No. He just falls wait nobody hit him. He just can't keep his his legs. Where is it there? I hit him in the head one high five. I was high five. There's a little high five took him down

That was a dramatic fall yeah Bosco needed more minutes Bosco's I watched Bosco drain one and then Try to get some like referee skin. Yeah, I'd high-five the red And watch here watch here Wow, oh we high-five the ref We all go through things Bosco's belly has been making me... I mean, did you see that picture of him when he's standing right in front of the camera at the end of the game? He doesn't seem to be, like, self-conscious about it.

No, it was... I retweeted it to let people know to not retweet it. But you can find it, TJ. His belly is... it's quite something. Yeah, he kind of like almost pushes it out. He does It's trying to hide any part of it none He's all bellied up. Oh, that was me. Sorry. That's all right That's all right Brandon. I had a Kobe press conference on my tik-tok that wanted to come through. Oh, what was the code? I don't know which one Honestly, he's talking. Oh, no. That's just me trying to take that nevermind You got a tik-tok dropping?

Something like that. Did you do your caffeine today? I did I did watch them do it, okay? No, you watched the third shot. I took two shots before mostly in one shot between mostly in the yak I I am ready to fucking go what kind of caffeine he don't shots fuck these hoes Eddie that's what I say yeah that's what I'm just ready to go I'm ready to go were you not a coffee drinker before this I'm not a coffee drinker now taking a little caffeine shots my diss what are caffeine shots espresso just a little little caffeine shots that we previous advertiser that we had yeah it's a, it's a very good. I like them They get they get you going and I'm ready to go. Oh the person might have might have deleted it. Oh, no

It's not a fake up fake. Oh, no No, oh no, I saw it but Well, I found it oh That's Ellie he doesn't he just stood there in front of the camera cuz I only tuned in for the end cuz I was Driving back and he was just Just giving it all to the camera. That's Barney rubble. Yeah White is tough though Like I'm sure it's a little bit of I don't know

Yeah side is tough nice elbows Nice good hobos. Yeah, having the line right there for reference Yeah, just a straight line Yeah How long were you in traffic yesterday? It was like Probably 50 minutes pretty tough. huh? Yeah. How long did you use traffic? Two hours. Yesterday? It's also just so maddening to just be in

traffic and just look over and see three lanes just empty. Yeah. It's the worst thing that's ever been. And nobody's working on them? They were kind of working on them. I don't know why they have to close so many at once. I don't know. I should have gone Express Lane. So are you like stocking up on road trip snacks every day? A two hour drive. No, no. I mean yesterday wasn't that bad. I just, it's more of the peeing that's anything.

Yeah, because you do pee-peeing. I do, I pee-peeing a lot. I can't go on a show without peeing once. June 7th, 2023, Brandon Walker. I'm at my new house in Illinois. I'm not even in the suburbs, I'm in the country. It's gonna take me forever to get to work every day. I love it.

I do, I love it. I absolutely love it. Yeah. You were stuck for two hours. No, I took an alternate route yesterday that I took Friday and it worked. I went west to Cicero and I was Danny I was this close to daylight

I was this close to seeing it and then a fire truck came but came around me Oh fuck where's that fire truck going? I look up and a building is on fire on the street on the street that I'm on like the the the fucking fire truck stops and Bang what that's a sign. Yeah, you've ever seen one. Yeah, it was it was rough The fucking fire truck stops and bang. That's a sign. You've ever seen one. Yeah, it was rough. I'm going to the Brewers game tonight, I'm excited.

That's exciting. Hell yes. Brewers and Braves. What are you gonna wear? I brought a Greg Maddux jersey. Chair for the Braves? Yeah, because the Brewers didn't give me the tickets, I bought the tickets, so I'm just gonna be

a Braves fan tonight. If the Brewers were to say, hey Brandon, you wanna come? I'd wear a Brewers. You kind of had odds with the Brewers didn't give me the tickets. I bought the tickets, so I'm just going to be a Braves fan tonight. If the Brewers were to say, hey, Brandon, you want to come? I'd wear a Brewers. You're kind of at odds with the Brewers, right? I'm not at odds with the Brewers. I love going to the Brewers games. I enjoy it.

But like, fuck them, though. They dissed you with celebrity games? They've reached out to try to fix it, but we haven't done it yet. But last year, I took two of my kids and a friend of the kids there and we're sitting there I got like row eight behind home plate. I'm just sitting there We're just watching it ready for the game to start and this girl with a walkie-talkie on our headset comes up She says hey, mr. Walker. Thank you for coming. I'm like, okay cool cool

She said we're gonna do a celebrity look-alike cam in the fifth inning and we've got one set up for you And then it's gonna say Brandon Walker from basketball sports. Are you okay with that? And I said, yeah, that's fine And a little me. Yeah, I'm fine. I didn't ask for it and they didn's gonna say Brandon Walker from Barswell Sports are you okay with that and I said yeah that's fine and yeah I said fine I didn't ask for it and they didn't know I was coming they just decided to throw it together and so I'm sitting there with the kids and their friend I'm like watch this daddy's gonna be on the screen there's gonna be the screen fifth inning fifth inning comes they do the celebrity cam no Brandon Walker and you say Brandon how big is your ego that you need to be on the screen it's not I didn't expect to be on the

screen when I went there but they said they said hey, we're gonna do this yeah, and then they didn't do it Yeah, they couldn't find someone who looked at me. I don't know. I don't know I don't tell you who you're look alike They didn't tell me who was gonna be were you the celebrity or the guy who looked like the celebrity great question Would you have been more insulted if they I don't think I was the celebrity if you weren't the celebrity you're just I think I would I think I would been the guy who looks like the celebrity yeah and then it would have said I don't know what they were planning to do they kind of threw it together but then they just didn't do it and it it pissed me off in the moment but they've since reached out

and apologized okay I just haven't been to a game since then tonight I'm going as a Braves fan because my wife is a severe Braves fan and wants to go see the show. Severe? Wow, terminal. She's a severe case of, yeah. Your Greg Maddux signature says fuck you, right? Yes. Is it personalized to you? Yes.

Love that. Steve went out to Vegas to get some signatures from Maddux this weekend to have a signing with him and told him that Brandon Walker was a Braves fan and said please write fuck you Brandon Walker from Greg Maddox What percentage of your income goes to your boy Steve? He got rid of me that he gave me this one on the house, but it was a

Significant amount yeah a significant more than I'd like to have you ever spent like three thousand dollars in a month in a month yeah Yeah, every month. Oh, in a week? That's like rent for a pretty nice apartment, but I've never done it I never done it in one trip I usually Cap it like $500 a trip and then go twice a week But now now I'm going to get mama this week. I'm gonna have to pull back so Yeah

If we ever wanted to do a Brewers thing I believe that offers on the table for like the yak to go like Macrodosing was there last night. Yeah, and Brandon too is he invited We'll have to clarify that yeah, okay PFT went on the slide. That's cool. Yeah Yeah Can you walk on sand? Yes Yeah, okay, pft went on the slide. That's cool. Yeah Yeah Can you walk on sand? Yes Okay It's a little bit more tiring mm-hmm. What was that question? What was that question? It's like surfaces like I don't want you to slip

Mmm. Oh, that's not saying that's that's that's compacted dirt Yeah, what are you gonna? Get out of this one? Yeah? compacted dirt Yeah Yeah You got out yesterday claim that was Sam there's no sand and on baseball fields I think it's it's crud it's more not even a little bit crushed up dirt, and I think they might for not one grain Yeah, well can you walk right? Do you have you have you ever seen a baseball bit I? I've played. On sand?

Did you think it was sand? I always thought it was sand. At least some sand. I'd say on Little League ball fields, there's probably a little sand. I think ours were sand in Bethlehem. Yeah. Cause I always remember mountains of sand next to it. Cause when I wasn't playing I would play in them. Kids would be making sand castles in Little League. Running in sand is not easy.

It was pretty compacted, I think. Running on the beach sucks. It's hard sand, yeah. It's hard sand. Walking on the beach sucks. We were working with. Depends who you're with. I think he's out of it.

I think he just, he bled out the shot clock. I was thinking about your pivot yesterday for way too long, it was so sad. I rewatched, mastered masterful next time I need to learn because I get myself trapped in situations like that every once in a while It's just perfect that the rights gay believe it you were splayed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah that and get out of the splatum. Mm-hmm back and straight The straightest man we've ever known. I might be. Ed, have you finished True Detective season 1? Yes.

Oh. That's brutal, bro. That's brutal. Fuck, sorry. How many times did you jerk off after you saw the Dodario scene? Uh. So, okay, so more than that. It's 70% safe.

What? Holy shit. God damn it. I've lost my mind over it. Yeah, how about how's that? I guess it is That work for us 70% yes, it does that's just that's that's sand yeah Yeah, it's sand Fucking all dirt. I thought it was like dirt be gray. I don't know it doesn't feel like sand yeah, that doesn't look like sand But I guess it's sand 70% different time to Kyle you're on a fucking hot streak

Sands everywhere Is it yeah, I mean that How close everywhere how cool not to be sad right now? We don't even have a bar all sand are we don't even have sand on our beach I don't know where's the closest said to us. I think sand is pretty much everywhere Everywhere mm-hmm. It's not more common than dirt Where do you think you can go to get a handful of sand right now the closest you can go get a handful of sand Good question Brandon. What's the difference between dirt and sand? Down the road

I think I think you go out that back door right now. You think you can get sand out of that back door? Yes. Quickly. Sand is crushed up rock, right? Oh. And what is dirt? What's dirt, though? Kyle, go get some sand.

What is dirt? Is there a difference? Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I know there's a difference, but what? What is the difference? That's a question for Kyle. You're a sand expert.

The Sandman. Can you go find us sand? Probably. Where's sand? That's a question for Kyle. You're a sand expert. The Sandman. Can you go find us sand? Probably. Where's sand? There's definitely some out back I think Kyle. How prolific is sand? Sand near me.

Find yeah. Like a pop up ad? Yeah, incredibly prolific resource. Local sand near you. Is it a resource? What do we use it for? Oh, a lot. Baseball fields. Baseball fields and sandboxes.

Concrete. Barriers. Levees. Is it glass sand? Glass is made from sand. Sand is everywhere. Glass is hot sand. Sand is the thing.

Is sand the one thing? I think sand is the thing. It's water and then sand. You think sand's sand the one saying is the thing it's water and then sand You think sands one what sand yeah water water is not a solid but sand is right and the solid sand is the solid Unless it's vibrated and it acts as a liquid. Oh My god, yeah, I have not given my using with dirt though I haven't I haven't I haven't given any respect to sand and I should sounds like you Haven't I have not I'm admitting to it. I'm copying to being a Disrespecter of sand I think it goes sand

Bark no Do tree statistic bark over dirt though Let's do tree statistics. Bark over dirt, though? Tree is more than just bark. I think dirt might even be up there with sand, though. Dirt might be. Where's the bark? It's the line of demarcation. Where there's bark, there's dirt, Kyle. Can't be bark without dirt.

Right. Is there more dirt or sand in the world? More dirt. Definitely more dirt. I think there's more dirt. There's so much sand. What about the ocean? What about the deserts? Oh about the bottom way To this categorically ruled out the ocean which is 70% of the earth

Damn there's more sand. There's so much sand. They're significantly. Are we sure it's sand at the bottom of the ocean most of it Would it not rock? But what that were the access say that's just saying holy shit rock is just pre sand yeah Every rock is every mountain is pre said it's grapes and raisins. Oh my god I'm probably cause of a sudden a mud. Oh Oh now that's what is just wet dirt. That's big for dirt Huge for dirt is there more dirt or sand can you google that? There's way more dirt and and maybe also throw it everywhere bark my god. It's everywhere bark is a distant third if it's third

Or grains of sand in the world than there is soil dirt Grains of sand in the world and there is soiled dirt. We have Lastly more accounting Green but what about like pounds that's not a proper yeah, so rains are way smaller than dirt There's billions of grains of so poundage oh Now this is a size. Yes, forget about that. Well. That's a mount But still I think there's a lot of I think I'm on team sense and it's not

Close there's more sand than you could fathom in the ocean Wow Why were these people looking for the answer? Cuz they're just dudes. Yeah, this is a very why is it so funny to change because Because the username is yougaylmao You speak so fluently Sand is more abundant on 90% of Earth's land Sand is like second most used resource in the world after water AKA soil is extremely wet Kyle, did you set us up for this? Defend sand check mark

No, I think my brain has finally developed to the point where I can fathom how much sand there is So you're ahead of us on the same thing. I don't think I will might not That's the point. I don't think I'll ever actually regressing. You're gonna gradually fathom it less and less I'm gonna get away from baseball in ten years. You won't even understand sand how many dudes in this office can comprehend sand me Zach who else besides besides me so I could it's Kyle kiles up there no I could our resident saying office could comprehend

how much sand there is no me I don't know anyone else it might just be you other things I can do it I can't think it's anyone else. It might just be you are there checks I can do it I Can't I went to bat for sand on a whim? Out of nowhere. I believe that it was in baseball fields. I felt embarrassed Who's in the gambling cave right now You're not gonna find saying guys in the car. There's not a single so is that oh my Scroll up who's that or is that our

Yeah, that's our hockey My yeah, what man? No, what man did no my my what man? No, you don't give a fuck about sand What make me here? Well, you see when sunglasses in front of the cool guys? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What is he doing? She trying to get friends. She's trying to get new friends Rick come here no No chance First are you wearing rocks are you wearing those in front of your new friends? Well you are yeah, you are do you think there's more dirt or sand in the world I? Answered incorrectly I thought okay. No, no then you already knew the answer so about Rick come here on a scale 1 to 10 How much do you respect sand?

Be honest as a resource on the earth pretty low think dirt or more dirt or sand Dirt oh man. Yeah, right. It's just Kyle Kyle give me some things it can be anything that's more abundant than sand Like grass blades of grass oh Okay, oh man disembark Get out of here Is Kyle only fucking sand guy in the entire office crazy do we have those upstairs? Is there a number one sand guy in the world there is now I hate to ask

what percentage of population can get it it's more ash here oh my god no he's not did you hate to ask that yeah we could tell by your gleeful You're one of the smarter guys in the office this guy has always got sand in his room rattle off some prolific things on this earth Not including skin. So we should have included skin. Well when I was in the control room last I heard you guys talking about sand.

Yes. What about it? Well do you think there's more sand or dirt? In the world? Yeah. Sand for sure. Oh wow. Is there anything that you can put up against sand that might be close to it?

Or sand is number one by a mile? I'd say water right? Yeah water. that might be close to it or sand is number one by a mile. I'd say water, right? Yeah, water. Yeah, water. Solids, where is the salt? We're talking solids. I think there's way more, I don't think so. Yeah, wow.

All right, Stefan's in the list. Stefan's. Good company, Dean. The sand. I will say I have been doing not research on sand but Okay, sorry, I've fallen into like a sand trap We're in the process of buying a house and our new house has a yard covered in sand

No, but I've been like weirdly going down YouTube rabbit holes of like landscaping like I think I know what I'm doing and they all had just all of these opinions about Sand and how it can help with stuff, and I'm just I'm I get why sand is Important now, and I'm all in he respects the fuck out of that. He really does Yeah, it's KB as much as much as stuff as much as Kyle Do you respect it as much as Kyle respects and I? I'm kind of terrified of it. Yeah, I respect it so much because like I hate It I hate the feeling of it like after the beach

I want to see in it you respect its power a lot of power Can you fathom how much sand there is I? Think there's more sand than everything else combined Terms of grains oh Well yeah, but you have the just because grains are small doesn't mean anything, but it's kind of cheating because of how much sand has like sand dilutes itself so much these tiny little you're taking out water. When we look at population, we don't account for how big the humans are in size. Are you taking out water? Are you taking out

water? We're talking about things solid things. Okay, so are taking out water we're talking about things solid things okay so are taking out water so any water sand waters on there well if you get water droplets well that that would be breaking water can't measure there might be there's more sand drop or sand no water water drop drops body of water you were to take water out of where it is and the ocean you can't Divide it into droplets. Yeah, you can water the entirety of the ocean is one water. You just take a base. That's what I'm saying Pacific always turn is what you call oceans are one water One water, but you could do droplets of water not from you can extract a drop. What are you drop talking about get a big baster and

Right in the Pacific Ocean And then I'm taking the field over sand There's so much stuff was a lot of stuff everything Sand is useful, but it's blades of grass. I wasn't you're scared of water Stefan is terrified, but in the same way of like Like a horror movie where you like you got to watch it to yeah Damn Kyle you blown my mind You've done a good job for sand. I'm gonna all right. I'm TJ. Can you find out how many grains of sand there are?

Yeah, TJ. Find that out. It doesn't have a measurement It's so big What about dust oh god? There's a lot of dust. There's not that much dust. That's just dirt This is dries to start us. I thought was higher dirt in dust is skin skin That's the skin dust good dust is skin cells what no I dust a skin dust isn't skin dust is dirt possible I'm willing to give skin the silver medal Oh my god, you think skin. I think it goes Sand skin oh my god skin over grass hair Hair a lot of fucking hair animal hair. There's more hair. Yeah, because where there's hair the skin. Oh my god

Yes, yeah, there's more skin than hair animal hair would be further Somebody in the shot is saying there's more combinations of that you could shuffle a deck of cards than there are grains of sand oh Don't know that's not there's more permutations of a 52 card deck than there Yeah, well that's not that can be true about by far By the care, but can't be no way of knowing that that's there is no way There's truly no way of knowing them It's exponentially impossible to believe how many permutations of cards there can be yeah, but that's not rearranging to the 67th There's so much there could be that much sand though. They're

There could be that much sand though. They're a bit overeaten. There's more than there are atoms on earth. Holy shit. Atoms? We're counting atoms now? Yeah, and grains of sand have atoms in them. That's crazy. I'm gonna go pee and think about that. Holy shit, 25 billion years?

I'm choosing not to believe that. That's courtesy of Josh Cortis in the chat who has 800,000 subscribers. Golly! Who is he? What does he do? Sand stuff? No, meal prep. Oh, nice! Sand guy. He's multi-faceted. Wow. I don't know, has he scanned the number one thing in the world? Maybe not. Josh Cortis, way to go, dude. That's sick card

guy oh 80 Vigintillion combinations Vigil what is that a number apparently Vigintillion how many zeros is that Steve fuck you could Google how many yeah I count Six eight nine Thank You teach Thank you

Someone said there's more dirt now who said that 66 67 with the 80 63 Who said that? 66? 63. 67 with an 80? 63! Damn it. Sorry Steve. I just had this counting thing down. McCarthy.

This guy's an idiot. Sit down. He knows about grains though. Scale of 1 to 10 ten how much do you Fearfully respect saying are you all right mark? Oh my god? Sand I am NOT a saying guy Do you appreciate it? No don't like it. It's easy to avoid though, right? I would say yeah. Ha! What an idiot!

That's so... I'm watching Tupac right now. I was like you not too long ago. I was like you not too long ago. I was a lot like you not too long ago. Literally 20 minutes ago. Naive. So stupid. Unaware. So dumb.

I'm gonna go get my burrito. Is that cool. Hope you don't get any sand in it good statistically speaking There will be at least a little there will be there's sand everywhere Jack everywhere Jack a burrito now It's not 1030 in the morning Can't shake it you You get a 10-30A burrito? Yeah. But you want a breakfast burrito, right? On ice cream day. Breakfast burrito?

Nope. Good question, but no. The burrito for breakfast. Steak burrito. Oh, steak? Did you double any of the toppings? No. Any salsa?

Did you get casey? Oh. Was it leftover? I doubled the toppings. You doubled the topping? Yeah, you lied. No, I worked out on ice cream day, and I think my testosterone was just so crazy that I needed a burrito It's got to be the only explanation

We don't use the sand The aisle off yeah, no hourglass hourglass. We don't use those enough in society I think they made it as bad as long as I could make it once we invented the clocks right but like board games Pivoted to that like pretty hard. Yeah Yeah, you know my dad will go out with his friends every Saturday to the bar and one guy when a guy is telling a story He whips out an hourglass. Oh That's awesome how accurate are those are they pretty much an hour like Every time she could find them they do it at the sauna

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's right, huh? Another argument for sand the primary component of glass is sand. Oh no shit. Hey I didn't think about that Wow that's a great Contribution all right, Che. What is what is the setup back there Stephen? Why don't you just have headphones in it all times? No Their speakers when he clips he gets lost Just looking out for you. Look how much sand is on that globe that he's showing us Could you do it like if if if you had to do a sand race?

What would your strategy be like go get a handful of sand and come back to the studio? Would you go to a hardware store would you go try and find a beach or I think I work or? Outside this back door right out that volleyball volleyball I would just go out to the parking lot and just start sweeping you probably get some up Yeah You get some sand no problem. You think this door locks automatically we had that dust storm. Oh, yeah, no sand I Think you get something easy no problem just right saying immediately you think yeah Smart smart Immediately you think yeah

He's a smart one he said it knowingly that they're saying back Is is I think that door's gonna lock I think yeah I was gonna say he's not smart if he didn't prop it up Oh, I thought he was propping it open with the thing no I didn't oh yeah Then he's dumb is he using this Danny smokes thing to act how he's always wanted to yes Which is good. I've always wanted the real Danny. What if he sucks? Just throw him on the smokes pile, I guess.

What if he tries to fuck us? Could. Throw him on the smokes pile. Could. He should get so horny. We have a whole pack of smokes. What should we call him? Good question. Yeah.

Really good question. By the way, the new, the combine dropped last night. Do we have an episode tonight too for the? Believe so. I think so, yeah. It was awesome. The Barstool Basketball Association. Everyone tune in.

We did the combine and the draft. A draft to see. And it won't all, for the record, not every episode's gonna be a combine. Most of them. There will be basketball just being played or something. But I do think episode two is a combine. A combine. Yeah. A mini golf combine. It is, yeah. Okay, tonight is. Most of them there will be basketball just being played, but I do think episode 2 is a combine combine

Yeah, I'm any golf combine. It is yeah Okay, tonight is regular looking Mark Titus There he is So there isn't anything tonight Yes a familiar tomorrow. Why did we no idea? Okay? Oh? A familiar face. Tomorrow. Why did we? No idea.

Okay. Oh. So we, of course, did the June 9th and then the June 11th, then we're gonna go 16, 17, 18, 19, 20th. Let them digest. A little breather. Yeah, let them. Yeah.

I think it's because tonight there's no NBA game and tomorrow there is, so I think that's, I think the public will have an appetite for basketball tomorrow. Yeah. And where else to turn but I Don't know what order they're doing in but if I remember correctly, I think game one was awesome It was it was okay once there was some awesome games. It's legit

Yeah, and Stephen Chay's on my team. It took me about I don't know ten minutes of real time to regret it Saw it in your face Well, he just he kept on pointing out the most obvious things as if I hadn't thought of them Maybe you didn't always did Guess this did already happen Just got a mincy touch text that I just sent to you TJ Was it in a group or just to you? It was from a salesperson. Ooh.

Yeah. Interesting. So we could... We'll discuss. Yeah. Okay. A text from a salesperson about... No, Mincy sent a salesperson a text.

Ah. Oh. So the salesperson sent you this, said look at this. They sent me that. And they're like, what could this be? I have time for five minute calls. Oh, this is, we need to at this they sent me there and they're like, what could this be? I have time for five minutes. Oh Drop everything right now. This is lead. Oh boy. We need to drop everything. So what could this be boy? Who's the salesperson?

It's a man a male I'm thinking this call down here Nike Microsoft bigger a little apple United States could be sand Saudis. Yeah, Saudi Arabia Mincy dealing with the with the Saudis some PIF money would be a great Him on a camel I Can't I can't kind of picture I can't do it. It's not upright Here's Conrad oh, he's back all right. What's he? What'd he get we're just unlocked he's got nothing. Oh, he did he did

He's nothing in oh he did he did He's got nothing in his head if he can't find the most common thing on earth Well, maybe it's not as common as we we let Kyle let it lead us to believe That was easy to say yeah, Dom just said mincy just walked by him stuttering loud and seemed excited Wait should we get him to explain it to us? Yeah, I just asked the lead too, so that's probably better. I've never even had a lead No feel good. I Ignore a lot of leads probably you probably a lot of leads

Yeah, it would have I think it would feel really good to get a lead maze imagine closing a deal I've got a lead, but I assume I'll sucker anytime I get a yeah That's the problem shut off my brain as soon as I get if I have an investing opportunity I'm like you're trying to scan like why would you come to me of all people? I think you have some sort of deal you want to do I'm like if this was legit you wouldn't call me right you call someone else right Careful badly to keep you banned from ice cream machines. Oh wow No sand, Danny? No sand. All around you.

A lot of dirt posing as sand, some light dirt, but no sand. I think the line between dirt and sand is going to be a lot shadier than the US line. Where you draw the line. Yeah, I don't know. It can't be gray. Sand can't be gray. You gotta draw a line in the something.

All right, I'm going to tell, should I tell mincy you come in here no no I kind of want to Keep it organic here the big lead. Yeah, I'm gonna bring some sand I mean someone maybe just go upstairs with a hidden camera. Yeah, yeah, it's been the wheel one of us though Yeah, I mean it'll be obvious. Will it why what if it's let's send an actual thing though, and then it it What are the chances of it being when he's on hidden camera? He's he's He commonly releases information that should be a good a belief button ready. I mean, it's definitely like the oxford chevron or something What about we don't spy camera? We go up with just our camera. What if I get the lead? What if he tells me now right now and then I'll come back and let you guys know if we should pursue it

Yeah, maybe we film it and then he's been rendered still by the lead. What if we watch it from here with no audio? All right, here, do the Shake Shack. I'm eating my Shake Shack, Father's Day. Oh my God, Shake Shack, we got a plateful of Shake Shack today. You know what I'm getting for Father's Day? What?

To be able to watch the US Open. Oh, that's nice. That's good for you. Sometimes the simplest things are the best. I had a Shake Shack burger today and he's eating his as he goes out. Shake Shack is offering a buy one, double Shack burger, get another free. Something for us dads and a little something for the gift giver. So Father's Day, take care of your dad. Make sure he's got the best burger in the game.

It is Shake Shack. I don't know what gift I'm getting for Father's Day. I told my son to take my wife to my mantequing place and just go crazy. Get whatever. Oh yeah. Yeah. But Shake Shack Burger is fantastic. Oh, they're having a conversation right now. Are they? Kyle. Shake Shack is offering a buy one, double Shake Burger get another free. Use code DAD MODE from now through Monday, June 16th. Terms apply. Shake Shack. Sorry. free use code dad mode from now through Monday June 16th terms apply Shake Shack Sorry, there's more ants than sand

Grains of sand oh my god There's no way more ants. There's no way there's no way there's 2.5 million ants per person You're you can't pivot from ants. Don't do this. You're the sand guy. I was never married to sand. You are an ant guy. You were married to sand. Ants, I'll respect ants immediately. I like stats. You jumped off of sand that fast? It's math. There's no way there's more ants than sand. There can't be more ants than sand. There's ten thousand times more stars. Well that is. The stars aren't on our earth. They're not on our earth. Stars are. There's a great thousand times more stars

Thousand times more they don't count that doesn't count I don't think that's not anymore that doesn't seem like very many stars then we've had a sand update Oh my god far more huh huh and Kyle jumped off a sand onto this new thing very quick. Yeah, don't want sand I don't respect sand. He's not He's no longer on sand He's an ants guy now lead his real The word jam band came out of his mouth in the second. Okay? Let it just go. Oh, I know what it is. He told me mm-hmm

What do you have it's a trip for him no no what yeah, it definitely a trip for him. Yeah, he's gonna have an awesome time It's a business thing for him or for the company. He's going to benefit the most out of this Which we should have known What do you have over sand he flipped so fast you'll know what you'll never guess so it's just Stefan now So you didn't even ask for confirmation Kyle. No just jumped off. I just looked it up Not even close to as small as grains of sand ever moving strong Married to your uncle Ouch mm-hmm Wow yeah

ouchie hmm wow yeah there that was that many ants what far more ants 20 quadrillion ants on earth but what they're more than that many quadrillion how is that way more than all wild man yeah cuz aren't they in sand they need saying there's that many ants I can't wear our ants and saying that can't be right can't be right are they far more and are they? There's more ants than sand. That can't be right. Can't be right. Where are they? Far more ants. Are they in the ocean? We should be able to see.

There's no ocean ants. Where the fuck are the ants? When's the last time I even sss? I mean, there's a lot of ants. Remember the last time I've seen an ant. I see ants all the time. I'm with you, Brandon. I just don't buy this.

There are a lot of ants. There's a lot of ants. That's not the question, though. The question is not, are there a lot of ants? Far more ants than sand? Wait, if there's that many ants, could they? The question is more than sand? There's a lot of that's not the question though the question is not are there a lot of ants Or if there's that many ants the question is more than saying there's no way could they could ants lift the entire earth? the ocean for where they lifting from the ocean I'm Like if they all could lift at the same time cuz can't they all lift like a hundred. Yeah, then yeah

Where are they gonna lift it? Let's figure out what's their body weight? Would how could they how much could they bench if they get smart enough to like unionize? Could they take over the earth? Yeah, like could they pick up the Empire State? I think I could kill a million ants pretty easy you could million million million that doesn't consuming How many is in one and you were a pile? Yes, I think the ants might win. I'm taking it. I'm taking Nikki no You gave him a can of gasoline. I don't need that. I need the sole of my chest I can only if it's just you and your shoe your your you might be done

What's what are they gonna do to me get on your shoe? I think she's Rick Moran is Eddie exactly right how many stops things I will take you'll get tired your collapse Yeah, you know carry your body away. I How many stomps do you think that will take? You'll get tired. You'll collapse. Yeah. And it'll carry your body away. I'd kill a millionaire. There are a fuck ton of ants. There's a lot of ants. There's a lot of ants.

There's no doubt. Nobody's saying there's not a lot of ants. There's no doubt there's a lot of ants. But compared to sand? Maybe ant propaganda. This was a recent study that- Ant propaganda. That raised the estimate by between 2 and 20 X what the estimate was previous to this study

This is a 2022 study that 20 X the amount of ants on earth yeah You think if you like you buy an ant farm They're saying that you put a fucked on a sand in there before you Yeah, I know I'm still going sand one people are saying there's only 20 quadrillion ants That's what we just saw and there's got to be there's more than that of sands. Yeah, don't flip Get back on sand left. Yeah, I've reflipped you got us all to sand you had the you cornered the market on Never But we don't have an ant guy to be honest.

Paul Rudd? Kate? Kate? She's a woman. Yeah, she's an ant. Oh yeah, she is. Mmm. True. God damn you, Chay. Good job, Chay.

Mr. Stone. What? He's skipping stones. Oh, yeah, what was that video? I found a nice place to skip stones. Oh, yeah, what was that video? I? Found a nice place to skip stones You really are the number one door County guy might be we see this did you skip are you good? I'm way better at skipping stones in probably I did get one that was 11 win for me Do you know like is door County like a popular?

Never I went there in a family Gorgeous might be the place for you Like a popular Might be the place for you Half a mile off of South why are you talking if you like relaxing and skipping stones? Pebble Beach in beautiful Door County, Wisconsin might be the place for you Now they don't have a lot of sand on this beach. It's located about half a mile off of South Bayshore Road in Sister Bay, Wisconsin, but they do have thousands upon thousands upon thousands of beautiful,

soft, skippable stones that you can throw right out into this clear water all day long. It's a great place to spend an afternoon You just plop down grab a handful of these things and just throw them out onto this beautiful lake Until you can't think of anything else so check it out Pebble Beach and Sister Bay, Wisconsin oh Is this a new thing you're trying I adored that that was a great narration Is it rude to skip stones while there's a boat out there about a stone throw away, I was gonna hit the boat Those I'll say those are too small whoa if anything they were too thick too thick yeah, but I like it

I like you skipping. I like something like this Or I can really get my yeah, I don't like a really small one. I like a About this size okay That's a perfect size Steve you practice that voice or that just that was I did a couple things but more so because there were like noises in the background like I did in here originally and then you can't That is something if I was scrolling I would stop and that was that scratched an itch for me Steve Steve Do the do the first other with that voice?

Chay-SMR. Oh it is. Oh man, dude. Come on this fucked up my night last night Respectfully thoughts of the deceased YouTuber kills another over now you're doing too sad doing it. You're not doing it Tuber kills another youtuber over internet beef beef why can't we all just get along this is down that was no you changed it you changed it sexier I couldn't feel door County at all or like do you like the door County boys do you like youtubers a little whimsy it's fucked is a fucked up thing you know all right how do I do this nice? That's crazy. It's his no like a youtuber turf war in Vegas and one of them rolled up on the other one while he was

Live and shot him yeah, and two people died and the videos that which is yeah, really there's a lot of like weird backstory and The saddest part about it is like I mean the death. They're not like perfect. Yes They're not like massive YouTube now not worth dying a local thing. Yeah Yeah, it's bad parents two kids Che come on get back to sand if only they had read your first so ideally what we can we all get out on that topic Right there. Why can't we all just get along? They never thought of that.

Well, my ask to you guys was spread some advice to listeners who may get bullied online from time to time as well. Close your eyes. Is there anybody that you try to get along with and you just can't? I have a few. I feel like I'm that guy for some. Not intentionally. No, people want to impress you and they think that you don't like them. I hate that. That's people want to impress you and they think that you don't like them. I hate that.

That's just a reality of you. Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm cool with everyone. People do want to- Who's that for you? What do you mean? Who's the guy that you just can't get along with? I don't want to say it.

Yeah, but you have somebody in mind. Yeah. In this office? No. But usually you could just not talk to them, you know? But then if there's someone you are forced to constantly be with and have to get along with them. Yeah, I probably have a couple.

Mm-hmm. You just try, you try. Brandon? Do you try? I think I have a... How long of a leash do people get? Not very long. I don't introduce new people into the ecosystem very often. I Don't I don't know I don't know

And and and like I'd like it gets along with everybody I feel like I try to have a better relationship with the White Sox Dave, and it just doesn't work a lot Yeah, and be a good example, but you have a good relationship right good enough for sure wait like you have like a brother's relationship Yeah, where it's like you'll always love him I guess that's me and Stephen Che to you pick him up if he was in an emergency right correct But like I wouldn't want to spend a lot of would you help him move? Oh Would you help him move? Ugh. I don't, I guess. Content-wise it'd be fun.

Yeah, yeah, that's where you can always trick yourself into that. Yeah. But like, he says he doesn't want it filmed root canal, he has to be picked up at 10.30 in the morning. Yeah, probably. Probably. And it's in Milwaukee. And you don't have a car. But I know he wouldn't do that. What if he texts you for dinner?

Probably not okay? I just assumed you guys were as thick as thieves well I love like he says, but it's just you don't want to you know Well, you love like a brother you want a better relationship with him, but you don't want to eat dinner with him How long have you been with Dave? Since 2018 is longer than that that I've known him since 2013 Yeah, at least Danny knows he can yeah, it was an arranged marriage Yes, this was an arranged I guess it since will never like agree with him

You can count that as not getting along, but he doesn't like you can't you can't ignore Like if you're ignoring someone do you count that is not getting along? You know what I mean, I can't ignore him. I don't know that I've tried to get along with anybody new in years It's just everybody's kind of in there Category yeah Like if his partner was like throwing a surprise party for him Would you guys get invites and or go all my enemies are dead? I I don't think we get in places. I think I would white socks Dave's one of my good friends. Yeah

Yeah, I don't know is that true. Yeah, that's true. No, then you'd be good friends with Dave. I feel like I am like, yeah Yes I know that for a fact They are good friends. Yeah, it's one of my it's the worst part about me. You only get each other is it's my biggest flaw. You only get each other in like bi-monthly doses though which is good outside of the office. Me and Dave? Yeah. We play video games like every other night together. I don't even count that though. Online? Yeah. What are you you playing age of empires together

that's nerdy yes getting pubs I wouldn't expect him to play that no no I found out about pub stop I don't know what pub stomping is Zach explained it to us it's basically people playing down a level and just killing them oh smurfs yeah there's smurf yeah that was I open is going through it bad is he getting it on Marvel rivals getting it bad all people are coming down to his level and smoking and just fucking killing him. He said once an enjoyable Experience he doesn't enjoy his existence anymore. Yeah, the perils of skill-based management. Yeah, that's why I don't do online gaming. Yeah You'd be good. I don't Brandon we talk about it often that I I Just have I've never ever I think it's cause of my age,

I've just never had an interest in playing online. Always, you could buy a video game, you see what the computer has to offer, you beat the computer, you've now beaten the game, the game is over. I like singular plays. I'm the same way, I'm the same way. Whatever the missions are,

if you're doing like a first person shooter, it's like do all the missions. Like I like to play Call of Duty missions. Yeah, the missions, you do the missions are if you're doing like a first-person shooter it's like do all the missions like I like to play the princess over yeah the missions you do the missions you'll win the war the game is over you win why do co-op with the guys against a computer we're on the same team my good friend Dave and I had you had more fun doing that than three of your buddies sleeping over and like you know facing well those were good nights to Hoopa Troopa Beach yeah that's the only time I yeah you'd play somebody if they were at your house

Yeah, what is the sand versus dirt thing like the sand was just playing by yourself all the time And then you would have special nights yes Which were epic nights, but you don't get it all the time But if you could have special nights all the time, which is when they're not special yeah, they are All right, I'm running out. Do you want to tell those guys they can do the gauntlet? Yeah. I'll be back for the end. Where's Katz? Well, we got some hockey boys over there.

No kid. Oh, that's why Liam's trying to be cool. Yeah, last one, Liam's wearing the glasses and everything. Hey, Liam, send them over here. Who are these boys? I got assigned a date by two. Rob Gucci or something. It's two hockey boys on the Twitter, Twitter sphere.

They host a, I don't know, we'll have to ask them. Rob Gucci. Brandon, we need you to lead this. Are you caffeineed up? I'm caffeineed up, but I don't know if, hey! What's going on, boys? Hey, what's up, boys? One of them's Jay Swish and one of them's Rob Gucci.

Eddie, nice to meet you. Eddie, how are you? Good to meet you. Thanks. Rob, nice to meet you. Two good lookinglooking guys? All right, all right, all right. You sit here and you sit there.

I'm here. Which one's Rob Gucci, you? You're Rob Gucci and the other one's Jordan? Hey, boys. What the fuck are y'all doing in town? Ball watching with Blutman. Oh, you're ball watching with Blutman? Yeah, we hit him last night. Is ball watching with Blutman. Oh, you're ball watching with Blutman? Yeah, we did it last night. Is ball watching with Blutman gonna become gigantic?

I think so, I fear. I don't fear, he deserves it. What were your thoughts about ball watching with Blutman? It was good, it was good. I mean, I think he stole the show. Like, he just knows so much about ball. He is the show. He is the show, so yeah, it was definitely a good sesh you guys are our punk boys. Yeah, mostly. Yeah, what do you host?

hockey night in Scottsdale, it's a the running joke is kind of like this is a hockey show I'd say we probably talk about hockey for I Don't know ten minutes of our hour episode. So you have a good voice. It's more so it's more so I don't know improv improv comedy with hockey. Hockey's our background, right? So we like to touch on it a little bit, but try to bring a little spice to the game. What's your internet backgrounds before the podcast? I had like a parody account that I started,

and then it just turned into me tweeting shit that I was doing. Like Count Williams parody? What's that? Like what kind of parody? It was like a guy in the league, Danny Heataley, so I started like narrating his career basically Uh-huh and then after that he retired so I was just out there tweeting stuff that I was doing and I just it just got to the point that I was so

Unemployable for like any real job that I just kept doing it and said you know this is it I saw your hand yep. You guys have a lot of followers. I tried to go somewhere It didn't work. Yeah, it's three three. What's like the most? thing you've done oh I mean Fuck I have to really dig deep for that there's a lot of drug references um Probably there's a ring cam footage when I came home, and there was substance on my t-shirt It's I'm not proud of this all the other was your t-shirt what color was the was substance on my t-shirt. I'm not proud of this also. What color was your t-shirt? What color was the substance? It was black t-shirt gotcha and the substance well I don't want to say what color but it's so easy to guess yeah Yeah, was it the opposite color of the shirt? I was I was at a donut shop, so it was like oh

If you don't say what it was I'm gonna assume jizz, dude Yeah, yeah, that would be a tough. Yeah, that would be a tough get up in dandruff too though. Oh, that is true I do suffer from a hand just a little bad little head and shoulders Why was that on ring camera was it your ring camera? I came home. I was at my mom's place Oh, yeah, not proud of it, but I was just I slipped into an accidental eight-month bender and Just not making good decisions. Probably tweet and stuff like that. So did it have you active and talkative

and you were tweeting well on the substance? Yeah. Brandon. You think I should get on the substance? I think you should get on the substance. I'll give it a shot. Couldn't hurt. I had three it a shot. Couldn't hurt. I had three caffeine shots today.

That's my drug choice. So you're thinking about getting into other stuff? Why not? 46. I already got my money. Good time to do it. Might as well throw my life away. Try out the PEDs.

Yeah. It's just hard to trust a dust in 2025. There's so much other shit in it. You know? That's what I said. I've never said anything that cool Thank you strips man, so are you done with the bender lifestyle or still in it? Yeah, no no I hung up my key You did eight months? What percentage of that was fun and good um?

Probably like a month three weeks maybe yeah, and the rest are just a battle just right. What made you stop? uh, fuck dude, I Don't I don't really know that's a good question. Probably just Going to bed on a Sunday night and kind of like not waking up to Wednesday sort of thing. Yeah That'll do it sounds yeah So yeah, are you how you saw the conversation going? What's that? I'm not no no you're not no. I mean listen. I'll play a Booze game, but I'm I'm a one-substance guy one trick pony per se yeah Where you guys from?

New York originally oh nice. Yeah, I'm originally from just outside Madison, Wisconsin, but we both live in an AZ now Scottsdale All right, so Guys played hockey Yeah, I played a horrendous level. I played at Division two club at ASU. That was about it. Mm-hmm So how is a hockey in Arizona? Yeah, how'd that happen? Like how like is it whether they leave or? General the idea that hockey there's a there's a culture of hockey, that Arizona State has a team, that there's ever an NHL team there in the first place.

The fact that you guys cover hockey, yet you live in the middle of a desert. How did this come to be that there is an appetite for the sport of hockey in Arizona? Well, I think if you're bringing it back to like, all the way to the 90s, I think the Coyotes used to have some pretty good teams. They had guys like Keith Kachuk, Rick Tocket,

Jeremy Roenick, they had pretty good teams into the early 2000s and then they moved into team. It was just that, that they got the NHL team? Yeah, I think so and then. From there everybody started caring. Shane Doane being there, his kid's now a good player. I think Austin Matthews obviously being from there that helps kids even now so they can look up to someone

and be like wow, this guy's gonna be the greatest American right now in the league. I think Austin Matthews was from there that helps kids even now. So like they can look up to someone and be like, wow, this guy's are gonna be the greatest American right now in the league. I think Austin Matthews is from there. Yeah, he is. You're right. Oh shit. So I think, and there's a lot of retirees that stay there. So I think it kind of keeps the community

of hockey kind of intact. Is there something about a hockey personality that's similar to a Scottsdale personality? Not really. I mean, you know, I would say like Scottsdale, it kind of leads the league in plastic surgeries, right? So it's, you know, it's. Over Utah.

Yeah, I would say Scottsdale's probably the number one seed for like the silicone belt, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, like LA? Yeah, man, it's. A lot of fake titties and fake lips. I'm pretty sure the Mormons are modifying in Utah. I would say, I mean, there's more med spas on a corner than like 7-elevens in Scottsdale. Yeah, what about Miami Texas A&M has a lot of plastic surgery

I would say per capita boys Scottsdale is up there. Where does the belt go LA through so the belt starts in Miami? Dallas for sure and then we should travel that so yeah the silicone belt. It's it's into Scottsdale. We should travel that. So yeah, the silicone belt, it's legit. I've driven through it. The whole thing? How many stops did you make? 17 or 18. Boater boat.

Whoa, my man. Yeah, I had a Winnebago, I just took it and just did the silicone belt. Right through the chin of it. What was the best part? Besides what I'm seeing, yeah man, just all the different makes and models you can do yeah, you know a chest It's pretty fascinating

They all taste the same Yeah, I mean summer grass-fed milk and some are skim, but even goat you know so it's kind of got to play your own game Love that Brandon ends in Fresno. Yeah Everything ends in Fresno Including herpes yeah, it doesn't go to Northern California. Don't get up San Francisco um That's no Tachy amers up there. Yeah, that's amers. Yeah, is that what you call them? Yeah? Yeah, or nukes from oh tits Yeah, fake tits. Yeah, I've seen some pretty big balconies in San Fran balcony if they were chicks

Oh, yeah, the thing is you don't know if they're chicks yeah right happens the hockey show let's say we've done drugs we've done titties I think that's pretty much the whole gamut yeah it's coming out pretty hot yeah it's pretty much it just dudes being dudes I guess are y'all here to run the gauntlet because I see them setting up the gauntlet have you been told about there are rumors swirling around that we're gonna do it what does it entail it's the bag toss bags soccer okay baseball football two basketball shots and you sit down and do some trivia okay all right we've had all of our all of our athletic guests do it gotcha you guys are seem to be the podcasting

guests but we've had them do it as well so hey now what's the course record on that thing one minute and 27 seconds by Big Cat. And that's just like the physical part about it like not the. No that's all of it. Including the trivia? All of it. Holy. Just ten total questions it's it's. It's not really questions per se is it just uh they give you categories and you have to name ten things in that category. Gotcha. Which are really questions if you think about it. Greg Olson with a pretty good time there. The best athlete time is Zach Agnos there from the Rockies last two weeks ago? 12 days ago.

12 days ago. How many times have you guys done it? So many. Way too many. We've done it enough so you guys should be going for the out of office record which is Zach Agnos. Okay. But that's still a pretty good time there.

That's a really good time. 144? Don't get hung up. You can afford to miss a couple cornholes. I think top 30 is something to hang your hat on. Yeah I mean you're not gonna just walk in here and have a top 10 time that would be almost impossible to ask of you. Yeah and we wouldn't ask that. Let's just strive for something that's respectable. Mm-hmm. Yeah, beat, um... There's Bill Compton. He had a good time there.

Yeah, beat Will Compton. Okay. Or beat Cam Newton. Yeah. Big Newton. What'd he put up? Cam Newton was awful. Really?

He was in the five-minute range. What was he wearing? Was he wearing anything crazy when he was doing it? Big hat. Big hat. Big hat. I would have feathered. I think there might have been two feathers even. Yeah?

I think so. I think there were a couple feathers. Yeah, Paul Skeens was awful. Was the feather always just for style or was it like a pen? Well, did he ever write anything for anybody here? No. Is he tickling people with it?

Quill. Yeah, is it for sneezes? It could be a tickler. Yeah, it would, yeah. What's the movie with a... Can you buy a feather pen? A quill? I got one upstairs, yeah can you buy a feather pen a quill? We have a feather pen upstairs well for what I?

Said things that we did are things that should be brought back draft, and I said quill pens should be brought the dipping socks Yeah, but like if it's like a big contract if it's like only for power signatures I'm signing souls you if I'm not signing my soul with a BIC yeah Yeah, you buy a house Feather put the herby Hancock down it. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm Goddamn you're warming up to it. I can see you. No, I like the idea of it I like the idea of having it But I would I wouldn't be able to resist doing it like I would do it just for a normal everyday Just so I can say I wrote with it

Yeah Because you know the times you sign a really important signature a few and far between You want to learn calligraphy with me? I think that would be very badly although I already know calligraphy that what what I took a class in it in fifth grade for three days So I'm pretty good. Yeah, take one with me now. Let's do it. Yeah calligraphy. All right, cool. Good luck You don't know that is the art of beautiful right? It's that it's a beautiful writing. Okay. Well. He just said You've been good Brandon is our big the big puck head around here you guys could ask him any trivia won't stump go ahead Yeah, like I was thinking about guys that played hockey in Arizona. I was thinking like talk it yeah, Kachuk

Shane don't Matthews from there. I believe awesome Matthews That was from Scottsdale. Yeah, you think yeah born in California, but moved when he was like three months or something He was actually born in California, but he moved there when he was like three months. We're in California shit inland right and Ramon San Ramon Oh Where all the hockey players come from area? Yeah, they call them old San Ramon Austin Matthews Brandon Who's your team then huh if you're a puckhead who's your team black Hawks guy okay I fell in love with the black Hawks when I moved out here are you a badar guy oh I'm so

bedarded okay you don't even know I like him all right I like I like flastic I like the big boy yeah the big defenseman where's 72 yeah big pickle yeah that's what they call them they'd have to, right? Have either of you ever done a puck drop? I've never done a puck drop, but Wax, I saw your puck drop in Milwaukee in the AHL. I've played that arena back in the day. Wait, did you get a hockey nickname?

You called me Wax? Yeah, we're going hockey nicknames. That felt good. Yeah, Wax. I appreciate that. We've been in the locker room for 4 minutes here, so I'm going to call you Wax. Yeah, I did the puck drop. I slipped three times the dismount wasn't perfect, but I thought you held well they They put a carpet out there for like hundred pound women Okay, and I'm 275 pounds and and it slipped every with every single step So I think it was really the Milwaukee Admiral's fault. I want to take

Have spikes on her I didn't have anything on they didn't tell me hey this this carpet is very Not good for this ice and I slipped three three Three times is the thing that I slipped three times tells you it was the carpet I wouldn't what we time I was gonna happen once the service time is understandable But three but three means the three three means it was impossible to walk on by the third one You think I would have fixed it right guys nickname walks came to walk. I oh my god Yeah, something would you think of that? What'd you think of the American Hockey League though? It's called the jungle like I spent I also thought it was fucking awesome

Yeah, I I thought kind of like WWE on skates a little bit the Amarals that we were able to sit on the glass for that Yeah, watch it go by and it was just the way they treated my family was great. But the actual hockey, I wish I had more time at night to go to Rockford to see the Ice Hawks or to see the Wolves in Chicago. There were like 3,000 people there. It was probably like 75% full, but they were like fucking into it. Yeah, I love those people. They're the answer to that.

Oh, they're kind of like- They're coming out for those games. They're kind of like mutants. That's where I came up. I played Oh, they're kind of like- Coming out for those games. They're kind of like mutants. That's where I came up. I played in Chicago for the Wolves when I signed out of school. So that's where they were the St. Louis Blues farm team back in the day.

So I spent two years there playing at Allstate Arena. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. It's like the Wolves. It's got its own, it has its own personality and its own kind of ecosystem where there were people there

that were 100% this is the most important team in their lives and it's hard to fathom those people exist but they do and it was, I wish I'd gone up for a playoff game because they played in the playoffs against Chicago and then Texas but I fell off with them. Yeah, you gotta go to a Wolves game because they do the fireworks show before the game and then like for the first probably seven minutes

of the game, none of the players can see on the ice because the debris is all over the place so you're like looking down on the ice the whole time. You got to battle the elements. They haven't thought to change that. No, because you got to, you know, it sells another 75 tickets. Yeah, you're right. Firework show.

Oh, look at that. Oh, it's a false fire. There you go. And you're coming out to, yeah, it's great. So and that smoke just settles on the ice? Settles on the ice. And the biggest thing is always, you know, it's like driving through a storm. Yeah. When you're on the settles on the ice and the biggest thing is always you know it's like driving through a storm Yeah, when you're on the ice Eddie. I feel like early childhood. It was like wolves overhawks. Yeah, these were fun to go to I think minor league sports are just fucking amazing And it's it's one thing that I wish I I wish I like lived in a town that had it as a centerpiece of their culture

Cuz I think that's a fantastic thing. It's it was to be a part of well Maybe not Wheeling is is like lower level. ECHL. Yeah that's pretty low yeah. How close to the NHL is the AHL? One below. Oh you're only one below? Yeah. Oh so you kind of had it. Yeah I mean I played games in St. Louis. Nice. Yeah I was a high pick back in the day I just was kind of a little bit of a bust first rounder that didn't really amount to much but yeah. You go. Yeah, there's my Great picture. There you go. Are you related to Nick? That's my brother? Yeah, is it really younger brother? You know his younger brother. He played for the Hawks. Oh my god plays in Utah now. Oh cool. Yeah

maybe Maybe what the mammoth Utah? No, listen, the owner's great the rinks good the city of Salt Lake's not right not But what kind of you guys ever fought there's more my brother no you own me and Bob Yeah, no, no, okay, you want to um I'm probably good. I would fight probably out on I would fight with them You know if we had you guys brawl in Scottsdale. It's a place to do it No, we don't go full Jersey Shore mode But I mean if we had to if it comes to claim to blows cool It's hard to fight in Scottsdale a lot of guys with we were talking about yesterday with calf tattoos like

Some of the most dangerous people are calf tattoos. Oh, yeah Yeah, calf tattoo people so it's tough a lot of ex-military out there a little bit Does it depend on the calf tattoo? I see a lot of Dave Matthews band logo tattooed on the calf that they are soon I would say like a solo calf tattoo. That's not a part of anything else. Yeah is dangerous Celtic cross Steelers logo A shamrock yeah done for might be a traveler done for oh yeah, have you encountered those guys? I have it no No, but that's a place. We go a lot to that steakhouse that Houston's yeah. Yeah, no I've never seen a traveler in the shame He has any thoughts on sand on say you probably do yeah

Just like I mean you live out in the desert just like yeah, just like the you think there's a lot of it or yeah I mean, I live by one hard fast rule never bring sand to the beach Oh, there's probably a decent amount and probably a lot decent amount compared to other things though Yeah, I think like like what do you think I'm dirt? What do you think there's more of in the world than sand? It's list off water like what yeah water which light Air yeah, well my air is a good one air air we didn't hold on there air is quantifiable air is thick of air can you measure air I don't think you can

measure air you might be able to cuz can it be heavy wait a second you can't throw air in here I think there's one air there's one air I get one total air but the air here is the same air when they get back home to Scottsdale same air It's one air one air one air But what about the wind though? Holy fucking shit? When this just went through the air is wind? Wind is there? Through the air

It's air in a hurry. Wind is air in a hurry. It's like air that's in a rung club. Rung club air. You can't throw air. Air is crazy. So more than sand. Air is not wind. Wind is air but air is not wind.

Tweet that. Air is just air. Yeah. I was gonna that's a good yeah yeah that's but sand is art you could count sand yeah yeah you can't count air is sand dirt so that's what we have started back so what's what about like like plants like is there more like grass yeah, is there more grass? I think there's a lot on there's more grains of sand the sand at the bottom of the ocean for sure there we go There's a whole thing. What about ants? What about like what about them? I don't know like more ants than yeah, and

Now there's got to be more. That's what I think yeah, yeah, we agree the researches There's a man propaganda out there. That's trying to push ants Answer crazy man the way that you know strong. They are right. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking crazy Walking around like with mosquitoes on their back the big cat we glossed over when he said it Ants could lift the world good ants And that was that was like a real like kindergarten-esque question. I wasn't sure how to handle that one. You were just trying to get the room thinking.

Could the ants riddle me this, boys? If all the ants got together, could the ants lift the world? From where? Ants could beat up dudes in Scottsdale. Yeah. But how many? Here's the thing, all ants don't get, like, there are colonies of ants that get along with each other, but ants are all the time fighting with each other. Yeah, but if they could, join together.

Ants are never gonna unify. How many ants to take down a silverback gorilla? Oh shit. Like a quadrillion. More than a billion. We're putting the red ants on the front line, right? Nick, you said you could take a million ants? I could kill a million ants. ants with your bear before lunch dude. I don't know there's a bunch of different ants to like

What about cow ants like the what about our cow ants? See you don't even know he doesn't this motherfucker. Don't look out. Don't pretend like you know how it I know all about cow about cow ants I'm gonna be fucking kidding me with not in now. I see what's the toughest species of ant Oh, they're the ones in South America that are the big ones. Velvet ants? How big are those? That's like the New Jersey of ants. They're wasps. The cow killer ant. They'll kill a cow down. How many? And cows have little feet. What does that got? They're still big bellies. Yeah, but like I could stomp out.

If I saw a cow ant, I would stomp it. How many of you is gonna take to knock out knock down a cow how many of me to knock down a cow? At least 10 nicks. Yeah Yeah, good, so you guys want to the gauntlet yeah, yeah, all right so Jordan and Robbie I don't which one y'all wants to go first Doesn't matter You want it? Can you just go cuz you're a pro athlete and I'll try to match yeah, I'll do it sure Why not so you go out there? We're gonna start at the we're to start the bags. I'll walk you through it real quick

I gotta get a goalie out there those bags filled with sand You want to tell them about my picture yeah, I'll tell about Mountain Dew My sister got fired today, so I'm gonna send this to my mom and to be like at least at least I'm doing something kind of cool She needs a come on she get fired this morning, okay? Yeah, she's over it for cause I Think it was like a layoff thing. Oh, she got laid off. Yeah, you think that would be a dick move to be like Oh, I'm doing this right now, or do you think that's like a up? You think that would be a dick move to be like oh, I'm doing this right now, or do you think that's like a up? How much you're a recipient of the text a group my mom oh just my mom yeah, I should probably agree with you

All right, I'm gonna talk about some Mountain Dew while we set up baseball season is heating up I love going to the ballpark with friends grabbing a dog and a Mountain Dew PFT and Aryan just did it last night They throw out the first pitch of the Brewers game And I know those guys grabbed a do not long after, and I'm sure before as well, because nothing goes better than watching baseball at the ballpark and hanging out with your friends and refreshing citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. They rebranded back to their older logo,

their more vintage retro logo, and I can't take my eyes off of it, Danny. Grab a do in the new packaging and enjoy a refreshing citrus kick today I'm gonna do it right now. Yeah, I don't know if it's placebo, but it definitely just tastes even better with that logo for some reason Oh, no, it's not placebo. It's real. It's real. Do we oh Hoopify stepping in as interim goalie nice who's in there good luck aka Henry aka Mark's neighbor

All of it oh what a good Mountain Dew They're there are their crazy ants in Africa aunts in Africa Oh, yeah, you get the different types the ones I hate you guys actually haven't seen him ever since I moved to America You guys get termites out here. Yeah, we have termites. They eat our rollercoaster might so what they get American Eagle and the viper yeah American Eagle neck but yeah we get the red the red fire ants they'll like your ass up the unreal so you respect ants yeah very much so they can drop a what I'd say probably like what a hundred a hundred or 200 200 of them can drop an elephant right on the right 200 bite the right spot up the trunk Oh shit

200 300 answer like a food chain in some places all right here we go This is an unbelievable setup. Thanks for having us. Oh man of course. I'm not gonna lie I was a little bit nervous at first dude. I was used to doing this in my couch just us two No, I feel this is cool. No. Yeah, man Well, I can always do everything party. No, I don't golf just pretty much this I had I had a real job Uh, I quit in July though. So you just podcast and that's your yeah, that's it That's it for now. So as of like October of last year full time with this Congrats on having that opportunity. Yeah, thank you. Have you guys met biz? Yeah. Yeah several times. Yeah

He's out there. We've done some stuff with him. You're a Harvey Martin guy hurt There you go, oh nice, it's a breathing coach. No way. Harvey Martin. Yeah. Good guy. Yeah good dude. Yeah good dude. Breathing. I don't think I breathe well. It sounds crazy but once you go through you're like well. So you do this this number where you plug the nostril and then switch it back and forth. That little thing. That might be part of it. That is one of the tactics. Are we ready?

I guess I'll have to take his class to find out. All right. All right, ready? TJ, you good? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. There we go. Oh, he's done four.

Do you want him to do poor or well? I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. I'd probably say poor. Oh, he's done for Do you want him to do poor or well?

Really bad. Okay. Yeah, that's if you're a good friend. It's terrible whoo-poo-fie first career save All right, whoo-poo-fie. I didn't meet him before you ever met whoo-poo-fie. Oh if I second career save Chase standing right Career save Oh whoo-p right? Hoopify, third career save. Wait a minute. Oh, Hoopify, first career miss. Grounder coming up. Whoa! Whoa! Oh!

Foul tip. Danny, you got a foul tip. Fuck you. Shit reeks. I'm going to cry about that on the way home. Good time. There we go. The three's got to be the best. There we go. The threes gotta be the hardest part, right? So a lot of people, yeah.

It's mental. There we go. I'm ordering oatmeal. Anybody want some? Some oatmeal? Yeah, you want one? No, thanks. Does that travel well? Mark?

I'm good. I had some this morning. You clogged up? Huh? No, I like doing oatmeal for lunch. Oh, do you? Yeah. Oh, a colon blow? That doesn't make me shit.

Oh, no? No, is that what you think? Does oatmeal, is it supposed to? Oatmeal makes you shit? Well, it's like, it's a good fiber. You said colon blow? That doesn't make me shit. Oh no? Is that a you thing? Does oatmeal- is it supposed to? Oatmeal makes you shit? Well, it's like, it's a good fiber. You said colon blow. Yeah. That was a little-

It runs right through you. Come on, come on, come on. Here? Yep. Yep. So you gotta get ten of any of these. Any of these. Five members of NSYNC. Five most populated cities.

In the US? The world, it seems.s. World it seems 13 provinces Asia, Canada Asia five members of in sync What is it five members of in sync just one you could do as many as you'd like cliche It's 98 degrees the eight NHL teams in the Atlantic Division. Oh, we should start with that Then you say them. He's in no rush.

Whenever you're ready. Eight. Atlantic division. You can go one at a time. Yeah. Toronto. Yeah. Carolina.

Tampa Bay. Florida. Boston. I think Montreal, Ottawa Playable characters in Mario yeah Mario Kart characters. There's one that's Mario obviously Luigi there we go Score the next one provinces in Canada Provinces Saskatchewan we go British Columbia Alberta

Nova Scotia there we go time time Nova Scotia There we go time time time. Oh 23 23 solid. Yeah, not bad. Let's see where that puts. Yeah You did pretty good on threes. We've seen a lot worse The goalie was actually pretty good. That was his first time. Holy fuck Hope solo over there Yeah, mm-hmm saw saw Was cam Newton's time you beat him good

Perfect Let's see we'll see All right. Where does that put me? Top 120. 120. Percentage wise pretty good. Above Christian Yelich. Julian Edelman right below you.

Ashley. Not bad. I'll take above Edelman. You, Edelman and Ashley. There we go. The netminder dude. absolutely stonewalling me. It's Hoopify. Get to know him. You heard of him?

Remember the name. How'd you meet Liam Blutman or get in touch with him? So Rob was I think the connection those guys I think they they met online. I don't know if you know through Twitter or whatever, but yeah, just kind of started talking to him. We're like, let's come in and you know he's a ball-nower, so we're like We're both big tennis guys, too. We play a bunch of Scott still yeah, so obviously the connection of hockey and yeah tennis

It just kind of worked out. Yeah. He's quite the character man He's an yeah, one way to describe. It's got the playboy shades on today like Not bad. Yeah, he did say it's a bad. Eye day was there a lot of puck yesterday Yeah, we went late went late. Yeah went late This is early in the week for him to have a bad eye day Yeah, Tuesday. Holy shit make the weekend a lot of tennis over the weekend. I think he started okay He started the week tired.

That must be it. All right, we ready? I was gonna tell him, can't hold the bags. I met Mincy yesterday though. Oh, no way. Quite the character, yeah. What'd you learn about him? Well, he was watching Murray State Duke.

It was, you know, to send the team either one, obviously the winner to the College World Series. He was celebrating like an inch from the TV for Murray State. Yeah, yeah. He was happy like an inch from the TV for Murray Staten. He was happy for him. His tagline was unbelievable though. He was like celebrating, and he's like kinda like, you know, talking about this is our first time ever

going to the College World Series. And he just looks back at us, like five of us on the couch, he goes, only in America. Just like. Like. Yeah, I mean literally, literally yes. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's, yeah.

A lot on. Theoretically, yeah. He's absolutely right. Right, he's only that, what, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, a lot on theoretically. He's absolutely right. He cannot watch Murray State Duke play baseball anywhere else. And nor could any other country go to the World Series. That's right. Only in America, baby. So I'm going to bring that home with me. I like that line. I'll obviously cite my sources, but that's a good line, fellas.

That's a good line. You should memorize some Ben Mintz quotes Yeah, that one. I mean some of them. Yeah, it was good. He's telling me about his fast that he does every Monday Yeah, I feel like we're more than Facebook friends now Does he know anything does he know your first name? You know what it gun to his head. No chance. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but cool. All right Yeah, you ready we shared a moment TJ. You ready? Yes, all right three two one go oh My god on pace it's on pace record oh

Heavens oh we flip the cap backwards oh still good yeah go act wow he's on pacer fellas under 20 what's his worst sport there I would probably say hoops but he gets not a bad athlete. This is big. Will he do all right in the trivia? Yeah, he'll be fine. All right. If he can make one of these, like. You got to have this. He has to have this one, though, to have a chance.

It's got to be this one right here. Right here. For the record? To have a chance at the record, he's got to make this one. What have this one though to have a chance. It's gotta be this one right here. Right here. For the record? To have a chance at the record, he's gotta make this one. What about this one? This one's huge. If he has any prayer, it's gotta go. Right here.

Right here. It's the one. And the record is- Now this next one's do or die. Titus, you're a hoops guy, right? Yeah, I was. You played, right? Yeah, many years ago.

I feel like you should have a record, you know, a shot at the ago. I feel like you should you should have a record You know shot at the record. I finished like fifth. I think okay. Yeah, I did a decent run once upon a time Just off the podium. Yeah, just off the podium, okay I've done it a while actually you have 135 marks best time. Yeah, what do you say? What do you think has the most reps for? The gauntlet? One of us. It's either Big Head or Chay, I think. Yeah, Big Head or Chay.

He's been missing for a while. We gotta have this one right here. To keep the dream alive! I missed it. See, now he's in his head. How long does the trivia usually take? It depends on the pool. It depends on the draw you get. Sometimes you'll get the planets or states rivers right and then sometimes you can get stumped

And it's just it's just ten total yeah, yes, yes There we go all right all right That's the that was good coaching Titus You're hot now. Old follow through. Yep, trivia. Trivia. Still got plenty of time. NHL teams located in Canada

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Massive for Oregon State The duck yeah that works Both the other one Shaq, Shaq played for it. Lakers. Time, right? Fuck, sorry. Top selling board games. Ingredients for a white Russian.

Milk, vodka, and not good. $3.29 Goddamn goddamn three the first three got you Yeah, you were at like 30 seconds at that you're on page. You're like like 13 seconds after you hit that dinger Yeah, I couldn't believe what the hell was going on. I couldn't I could I like everything was good too like my fuck Yeah, you got to do the course a few times. I feel like Want to do it again? Yeah, I? Would the course a few times, I feel like. Wanna do it again? Yeah. I would love to.

I'll do it again. I don't know, I don't wanna put the goalie through that strain either. Big Cat set the record like the very first time he did. Like anybody did. Yeah, really fast, what date was that? That's the reason we're still doing this. What was the first?

The second his record gets broken, we're done doing the gong thing. CJ, can you sort by date? Fuck. We did him? Like who was the first the second his record gets broken? It's we're done doing the gauntlet. Can you sort by date? They did we did him. Who was the first one to go? We don't have that tech yeah, that's that's all me for can you click the word date now possible. Oh Where's he at? Where's Rob at? I think I was the word date now possible? Yeah? Oh, where's he at? Where's Rob at I think I was the first one to go and it was a test Hmm

What was I at when I was hitting that first three like third or case you're at 13 seconds You're over on 13 or 15. Just gutting once you sat down you're at 230 You guys college educated yeah, well a little bit ASU so yeah, say what you want yeah, I did three years at the Harvard of the West North Dakota So how was that cold but that rank fell as I don't know if you probably have one of the best yeah It's unbelievable, so that's why you go there. Yeah, hockey player, but yeah, it's if you're not playing hockey I would always advise you not to how is the talent a lot of a lot of sneaky sevens I would say northern Minnesota gals nothing better than a sneaky

You know like a Pittsburgh seven. Oh, yeah Yeah, like it doesn't play all over the place, but in that town. Yeah, it's pretty good The scale is adjusted the company you keep yeah, right looks pretty good in a can of the goose eight months of the year That's yeah, yeah, give her sneak over to more head Yeah, I actually have a driving through it going to home. He's got a more head state I think I got a more head of power Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a big fan of the team I just wear it at our shows just because it says more head on it people go crazy. That's our audience

We love them shots at audience. Mm-hmm. Did you popularize something someone was telling me? The what a drinking move all like putting your fingers in beers, and I was having in that was your work Oh, you're the tap you started tapping in yeah back in 2018. Yeah, nice You started that yeah, dude. I just Danny on Instagram. I just said like So the first time I ever did it there was a beer in front of me And I just said this thing looks so good the guys want to get in there So I'm living it so I was just trying to get in there and I took a picture of my hand in it and I'm gonna be Cody Cody used to do. Oh, yeah, I would text me pixel does yeah, you'll just text me

He's gonna get our stuff out people like really or it. Yeah, I got we got to introduce you to one of our guys He's a huge fan of yours people love it, too But people are like what do people hate about it? It's very divided I don't I don't know if the fingers are going in there beer. Yeah, yeah, they just I don't know Maybe it's like a maturity thing you kind of get that that crowd so it's like not mature. Yeah, which I don't really I Don't know how to weigh. What's mature. How old are you 33? Okay You you did that you did the thing already.

Yeah. Are you past it completely? Oh yeah, I haven't put any, my fingers in any drinks in probably eight years. A couple weeks. Yeah, you too. Where'd Brandon go? Well, he did the gauntlet so it's time to hit the road, you know? Yeah, he's gotta hit the road. Are you guys staying the night tonight? Nah, 8am flight. Well, he did the gauntlet so it's time to hit the road. You know yeah, he's gonna hit the road. Yeah, da

You guys stay in the night tonight Nah 8 a.m. I p.m. Flight you guys came here just to watch ball with Liam Blunt because I have to forgive me I don't believe you no that's it. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, that was it Did Blutman like reach out to you and be like hey you want to come to Chicago and watch TV? Yeah, I don't remember how it started, but I was like we just got to watch ball together Yeah at some point. Yeah, do it with so Yeah, yeah pretty good. It had its mid had its highs and lows He Rob was at like 30 seconds at his first three and that that three got him

Got him good. Yes, sir hockey on record. Yeah, I started blaming the rims and shed. It just got my own head. Yeah Your hockey guys, it's respectable times not bad though. Yeah, we can we can learn from it watch the tape Yeah, we'll be all right. We're Brandon go. We don't know. Oh, oh just gone stuck in traffic He's got do you leave for real probably did he actually I don't know we did the gauntlet and he left Oh, yeah, that's usually he can he can get out.. Oh, there is. Oh, oh, what are you doing, man? Let's see. Oh What are you doing? I see you can see hey, Brandon. Hey, Brandon. What's it down? How long you guys here for down just tonight?

Yeah, that's what we were just talking about cuz he's like did you guys just come out here to watch a game with? Blumman and we're like, yeah Was it everything you wanted to be yeah, it was the best it was good That's perfect. Yeah, it was great. That's all he does. He just watched his ball all the time He proclaimed himself the number one ball watcher in the world. Would you agree with that? I'd have to see more Him or more of everybody else just a sample size. It's Tuesday and his eyeballs are seeping from his skull. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, he has to take off in football season on Mondays He has to do no-screen Mondays, so he like during the day stays at home and closes eyes all day

He has an eye cream. Yeah, yeah, cuz they literally look like they're gonna fall out of his head sounds like it's it's a good like meditation process Yeah, it's yeah, it helps him yeah Or should we spin the wheel let's do it. Yeah, sorry Sorry, I'm in case he's Kate. Oh yeah, why are you Canadian? Oh Kate's Canadian when she apologizes, okay? By the way tomorrow wait who's in the fishing tournament are you in it KB? No can I be I don't know should I be? I'll be here tomorrow show up, and I if I can get in I'm in Sydney said that the fishing tournament will end by 1130 so I'll be here yeah Do you want to be yeah, so we should ask Sydney if it's open spot cool

Yeah, he forgot to sign up I did that's okay speaking of sign-in You see a dick vital signed on for three more years at ESPN I tried to sneak it past of it. He's ready open there He almost said that before you were done. Yeah, yeah Oh, he almost said that before you were done. Yeah, yeah Yeah, what if he finished that sentence is like dicky B signed his like death yeah, it's not good. He's dead What would you have said I saw the headline of no? What would you have said if questions man? I think he still would have said yeah, what would you said just even if he died? Well, I saw I saw the headline

that he resigned answering his answer my question but I knew he didn't answer his question what would you do if Dickie V died just do the same thing but sad yeah probably yeah I do very sad are you serious Doing are you serious? That's all I'm asking for Stephen to give us a death do you have a yeah have you dabble with dicky V outside of Just his own catchphrases Like can you do? Denounce he had cancer. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, I can do like a Regular talking dicky be a little bit, okay? But it's all it's all from like one Mike and Mike Dicky V didn't say it in that one Mike and Mike Hey dicky V. What'd you have for lunch today? Greeny, Golan Let me tell you about my Tampa Bay race Tampa Bay race Yeah, so you can't

Yeah, I don't have an experiment I have an experiment that's too much Oh man Alright, yeah, let's spin the wheel He just did another quote He's boxed in Today's the 25 year anniversary of Dogma with Chris Rock. Oh

Chris Tucker Chris Tucker. Yeah, I think he is. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah Yeah, I forgot he's in it too. That was some accidental racism by you. Chris, I forgot my Chris's. No, I had no idea. Well, you just say pine or pratt. Pratt. Or Evans. I could've.

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