The Yak - Danny Conrad Receives a LIFETIME Ban from the Office Ice Cream Machine | The Yak 6-5-25

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Our guy little vacation. Oh fucking guy over here TJ. How was vacation Brandon? I wasn't vacation at all. I had to I had to close on Mama's house What time did you wake up in the morning? I got up at about 630 so No 630. I had to be there at 8 so so yeah I had the walk final walk through at 815 and then I Signed the papers at 9 and I got the keys at 10 and now mama has a house

She owns a house in Antioch, Illinois There's no tell you're at the point where there's no take backs? No take backs. What's done is done? Yeah. And now we're in the- We gotta check the receipt. Yeah. Now we're in the worst part of it.

We're in the part where it is now done, it belongs to me, and she's not here yet. There's 12 days for her to change her mind. Oh. So I'm freaking out a little bit, because I would have preferred her to be here immediately. She can move in the house. I handed it over.

What if she changed her mind and you could just undo it all? No, no. Couldn't. I would be in financial ruin. You couldn't even sell it to one of us because it would be so far away from the office. It is one of those buying a house, car, any type of big decision, even if you love it,

there's still a moment where We like did I is this Not just a moment. It's yeah, it's almost everlasting yeah every time Buying one and I'm like was that a mistake I still Yeah, so I don't know she's you own that you own the same amount of houses as the rest of room combined oh Wow, oh wow yeah, I have three Kate Titus and myself You own the same amount of houses as the rest of the room combined. Oh wow. Oh wow. Damn. I have three.

Kate, Titus and myself have one each. I have one. Uh huh. And you have three. I have three, yeah. Wow. I don't want three. I didn't ask for three.

I'll take one. Brandon. Well. You're big dicking us with houses. You have three homes. Well, that's on y'all. Your drug addict dad didn't die leaving you in tremendous debt and he necessitating you buying the family home. So many bedrooms actually my drug addict dad was really good with money. Yeah. So there you go. Very funny

if you're like a drug addict dad but yeah his will was perfect. It was incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Really left a lot of money. Yeah. Man, he was really you want you only on one time zone. What? Oh, what three houses in one time zone? Oh, no. Yeah, you tripled up on a time zone. I'm all I'm all in on Central Time. Yeah, damn. I switch it up. That is crazy. Yeah. So you're not you're not you're not a two house guy. I'm switching up. That is crazy. Yeah So you're not a you're not you're not a two-house guy. I'm not two house guy I mean you could have a beach eventually maybe I was late. I bought my first house at 38 37 you're not like into that real estate Commercial real estate maybe I have investments, but the two having another house is like a whole this guy he's literally a scared straight it don't

own more than one house I don't have I don't have like I would love to have a lake house or a beach house as my second home but I I had to buy these out of necessity how do you know some teen punks aren't throwing rocks at your windows in one of your houses right so really well I don't want that to happen at all how do you know the wall I don't want that to happen at all. How do you know the one? I don't know that. Yeah, that's what I would worry about.

Yeah. Squatters. Squatters, yeah. Squatters. Possible to get out. Oh my God. Stuff like that. Who's gonna mow the yard grass?

Don't know, I will say this. What? I thought the previous- Mow the yard grass? I thought the previous owners left the yard, left the grass a little higher than I would have left it. So now I'm in a spot where I need somebody to cut it like now, because it's gonna get away from me.

How close of a walk is it for you? It is.4 miles away. So not. It's not a walk. It's not a walk. Yeah, it's a very short car ride Yeah, long when can you stay on a sidewalk the entire time to get there no No, it's across the highway. I'll pass KFC. I said interstate. No not pass KFC there the KFC never comes into play

Well in my life look at unless you're looking out your house That's not you guys Photoshop it out of your Christmas card. No you didn't. You Photoshopped power lines out. You keep saying that. You Photoshopped power lines out. That's what you Photoshopped out. Looked good, didn't it? It did look good. I wasn't even going in the same direction as the KFC. Or the Taco Bell. Or the AutoZone. Can you imagine the stress if you had a real boat too? Three houses and a real boat. I have a real boat. I got trapped on my lake yesterday because my boat

battery died. Tommy had to come out with extra paddles and rescue me. Did he really? Yeah he had to get on his little paddle. He had paddled the other side of the lake because my battery died. How quickly did he answer that call? He was born for it. It was very fast and he paddled out gave me my two paddles and then paddled back. He was It was fun when Brandon calls for two paddles. I think defibrillator Not yet cake We're probably up in a traffic yeah What can you do then oh Oh, that's true.

He's got to just link it up to his car. Yep. Jason Statham. What did you guys do yesterday when I wasn't here? We had an incredible show. We ate ice cream. Incredible show. We made a dream a reality.

Have you had ice cream yet? I haven't had ice cream yet. Go, go. Well, I said I was going to do it on the Yack. I wanted to make a production out of it. Did you see that somebody has a crush on you? I did. A gay crush?

There's a gay crush. What? Yeah. There's a gay crush. In the office? Somebody sexually attracted to the brand. In an office. In an office.

And then lastly, he has... Oh, come on. Teddy Buttfuck. Teddy Buttfuck. Is he a heterosexual man? Bisexual. Teddy Buttfuck, I'm gonna have to look up some for work Barth to think it's not real pet. Don't look them up. Oh, okay. Yeah, cuz I've Realized that's fucking Brandon Walker

Oh my god. You're nice Brandon. I thought that was real. You thought Teddy Buttfuck was really real? Sounds like one of Brandon's friends. Yeah, Teddy Buttfuck. I think that is, we combined one of your friend's names with your face. So I gotta fuck Pat.

He is sexually attracted to your face. Yeah. I'll tell you, I like that. Yeah, it's kind of a really good compliment. Hairless too. Very good compliment. Really nice. Would you rather a gay dude think you're hot or a ugly chick?

Either or is fine. Yeah, dude, I'm harder to please. Oh, yeah, absolutely honored by both Oh judgment, and they took off like your best trait your hair, too Yeah, but if a gay dude does think you're trying like you've got something working of a gay dude Oh, absolutely Great compliment. Yeah, I got hit on by a gay dude at a club one time. I thought it was fantastic. What kind of club? Just the little club we had in Starkville, the Hunt Club.

And he was like, hey, you want to dance? I was like, no, but thank you. That is nice. Yeah. Prude. You should have danced. Maybe I should have, but I was a little. I know multiple

That have come up and asked to get like dudes have asked to suck them. Yeah never happened to me Not even close. I I just made an announcement online To you you want to pull it up? This is built a necktie. No you can hear you want to stand up and show off your belt. Why are you wearing a necktie? He's got a belt Yes No, it's a sling shot Pepper spray with laser on it if you want to pull up the announcement. Oh, we're like probably like why is he a pepper spray?

Yes spray. Oh my God. Danny Conrad is there. Oh no. I get it. Yes. Great call. I have great fire. Armed the cream team with pepper spray, soon to be tasers and they are given green light to bring you to the ground. Very good. Why? Look at that. you see the sign up there Lifetime band lifetime life Bad not even a year 60 years from now lifetime been The yeah, go ahead Brandon get yourself some Zach are you ready to subdue? Oh Zach? I text him last night. I was like hey Do you guys have would you guys feel comfortable if I got you tasers and pepper spray and they both said yes You're gonna need more than that and I said Danny Conrad's getting a lifetime ban I'm gonna equip you guys Danny that suck

I was being an investigator and he said and he said and Zack said do you want us to just? Hit the thing and make the noise or bring him to the ground and I said bring him to the ground. He said yes, sir My dogs will hunt I was given a bad lead all right, and it's a crazy How much of lemmings people are in this office? What's so so explain it to you because this is not this is a willy-nilly And this is also this is not this has nothing to do with Danny's investigation into my cone slippage Nothing yeah, then what's the reason the reason is yesterday after we had a great day in the office Danny started a rumor that there were multiple people with stomach you're being a rogue. You're a lemming you

People being like he's like I've heard a lot of people say their stomach hurts and it there might be something wrong with the ice cream Guess what a lifetime ban and guess what if you didn't think that I was gonna make this ice cream machine a dictatorship It is wow guys are armed And danger with cash reward for catching big cat dripping just went way up The viva cam came into the anus room today, and they were like we're surprised you're here. We heard you were sick Yeah, he started that no I did it everyone I'm gonna I'll put I'll stick I wasn't a white socks day I wasn't gonna stitch this together because I didn't think it was a full investigation case is still open. So I get a tweet from

someone in the tech room saying that there's rumblings downstairs, people's stomachs, right? So I go to investigate everyone saying, Oh yeah, like I just took a shit. I normally don't. This is my second show of the day. Stomach's not feeling good. Then you have everyone said that everyone, half of them are lactose intolerant for what it's worth. Then you had me go back down with Zach by my side suddenly everyone's story changes the cream team is intimidating name names Kyle Kyle wants us right now What's the roach what did you what did you say the scene folded like a lawn chair when you get into the mix

I don't know something about backwards that Kyle's intimidating What did you say? Oh, he's gonna see folded like a lawn chair once Big Head came into the mix. I don't know, something about backwards had Kyle's intimidating me. Well, also, you guys have beef because Kyle hurt Danny. Yeah, we were wrestling and I was, I was doing well, but Kyle took an extra step up because he was getting intimidated and yanked my neck.

Now I've had a sore neck slash shoulder the past two days. I'd rather have a broken leg than this. Yeah, I'm a maniac I can't help it fuck a cotton Kyle said he's like I just took a shit I normally don't shit at this hour for something's feeling a little weird big cat comes in the mix interest Oh normal shit normal shit. I think I have this on tape too. So I will you know Kyle I didn't start the rumor you It's in writing I I'll show you. I'll put this all together for tomorrow.

Who's ground zero for this thing? I mean, I'll just say it, because he tweeted it. Tech guy Sam. Tech guy Sam. I love him. He has since retracted his statement, but I know that-

And how many people are lactose intolerant? Oh, at least six. Yeah. So that doesn't count. Those people- Right, they didn't- Is Sam lactose intolerant? They didn't tell me that till once I came down with Zack

There was an overwhelming amount of people who were lactose Yeah, which is a pre-existing condition not nothing to do with the machine my appeal will be coming later this week So alright, I was reluctant to start this but boots on the ground are reporting unusual stomach activity following the inaugural cream day celebration Please investigate. Alright, so you know what? I'm gonna throw this out there Danny. I will listen to an appeal Someone's getting a lifetime ban. It's either you or Sam Yeah, it's gonna probably be Sam. Oh Cory. You know, it's Sam retracted though. Ben. Interesting If you get sick from this you're banned pretty much and you could go try to get it

But you'll get a face full of pepper spray from Zach that was delicious. I know I'm sorry but I want to run and get Danny you're just the messenger and all this but he's also the posture he's doing a little of this well then he's just but you know spoon that Sam used to serve well yeah but Sam knew because of what Danny has built himself to be to reach out to Danny yeah Danny love when I told him, I thought a little uneasy. Danny loved it. He said everyone's saying the same thing. Confirmation bias. Listen,

wanted it to be true. Kate and friends was this morning and I always have an investigative journalism piece. So I needed something. That's why I lit up. I was like, Oh, I finally have that. That's bull. I didn't even put, I didn't even show it on Kate in the morning because it's still an open case. And now this, this case got a look at Zack and all the work he put in Yeah, what you're doing to him and his reputation. I know you're not talking to me I am the rest of the office they giving us the marching orders Danny. I just yeah Yeah orders are out orders orders. Have you tested the pepper spray weapons are equipped. I was told you know when you pull taser Where are you aiming?

Balls they say aim head so you go body you have to go. Yeah, are you skilled with a body? No Definitely, so if you try to hit him with a slingshot could you even do it? I'm equipped with a slingshot. Yeah, right. Is that just take is that just useless is it just there for decoration? Laser does have laser sight on it. Do you have ammunition on the for the slingshot? Yeah, what are you slinging? Oh? Yeah, put that laser right in his forehead Yeah buddy How are you good? Are you well equipped with the slingshot? I got no no it's yours

That's you you're the only person I trust with I'm gonna stay a half court try hitting me with the slingshot? I got no no it's yours. That's you you're the only person I trust I'm gonna stay a half court try hitting me with the slingshot. Oh, what if he kills you? One Zack there's a big moment. Is this an after you'll keep the pepper spray on you do not leave that Pepper spray him spray him Zack Zack Give him a chair He's got it out. He's got the laser on him. He's gonna try to disarm him stay way to de-escalate Zack Way to de-escalate you might make a move. He's gonna make a move Danny's of fucking snake Yeah, I was gonna double back right. I just love cuz I was like what do I do next with the cream team?

I know arm them. Yeah. Way to de-escalate. What kind of gun does Jacob have on him? Jacob has a gun. He's gonna have a taser gun. Jacob has a gun. He's gonna have a taser gun. Zach, you don't want to just follow orders. No, they're both bad. It doesn't. It doesn't bring you any pleasure. It was alarming how ready. Yeah, no, he's been given orders. You can appeal. I will not. I will. This isn't a Pete Rhodes situation. I'm not gonna wait for you to die. Not only am I going to appeal, but I'll come out on top. You just have to give me some time. Okay. Okay. All right, Zach, you're you're appeal, but I'll come out on top. You just have to give me some time. Okay, okay

All right, Zach. You're you're dismissed, but just Vigilant I got you sir. All right, cuz I think Jacob's out right now. So it's kind of your watch. Oh He could be a little car Jacob could be around any corner. Don't think that Jacobs all the way out. He could be around Yeah, that's true. We know where he is. Yeah, and he could be around Right, but I know the exact location. He is in another state right now That could not bad. Okay. I don't know yeah, all right a lot about it. He very much. What could be oh? False, but I guess this question for you big cat But what if I what if I were to come on Sunday and just get all the cream you can do whatever you want, okay?

Yeah, but he's not gonna be watching on Sunday. We're at 30 gallons of cream in reserves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got it We're at the whole thing. We're we got no problems. Wow. I gave him a good lead yesterday, too I said hey I know you can only buy from restaurant Depot if you have a restaurant license didn't our guy chef Donnie run a restaurant last summer Maybe in case of emergency you can hit him up put this in the appeal. I'll hear your appeal tomorrow is Sam here He's getting banned. He might have to he did retract his statement, but after he put it out to the very simply If you make an accusation then retract the accusation the accusation is still has still been voiced and people have made it their opinion The days on the right right appeal tomorrow. I'll be fair. I mean how many people saw Sam's tweet and we're thinking about their stomach stomach

That's what I let me Let me ask you this Danny. Do you even want to appeal is this something you even want to fight for? Yes, you do you want right now or some part of you like I need to sleep on this yeah But I've been having trouble since Kyle broke my neck Can I can I offer you something cuz I had trouble sleeping last night too, and I've found a new sauna cold cold tub situation okay, please two cups of coffee ice cream cone 915 So on a cold tub for the brain Chimichanga attempt. Oh stop. I had a burrito at 1030 yesterday. I regret it

Do you? Know I regret letting Kyle down. That's really all it is. I cannot I was so happy to hear that Alright, yeah, yeah still walk but you know That's I've also been getting some some serious leads tweets tracing back five years ago about some some serious leads tweets tracing back five years ago about Potential drips drips. Did you like how I copped to the Youngstown incident? Yeah, you really youngstown. I got bumped into it the Youngstown Italian fest and my whole cone fell he came clean People are like the fact that you remember this is insane. I was like it was a tragic experience

This is not it's not even on camera camera I might have taken a picture of it. It was we were there for ruffin rowdy It was the it was you were probably there. I was there a ruffin rowdy youngstown, Ohio I got bumped into an Italian fest the whole cone drop other than that no one cleans a cone like I'd really good to get in front of that one Yeah, it was so sad it was I a fresh cone just got fucking Bumped by an Italian and just dropped the whole thing. You also admitted in a tweet over a year ago, maybe even longer, that you're a spill guy.

Didn't say specifically. Oh yeah, no, I am a spill guy now. All right, the story gets a little deeper here. That's drinks, food, not ice cream. Wait, Danny, you're gonna appeal your own thing, but also deepen your investigation? Yeah, he's... So it seems like you're doing both things

You're in trouble. I have three big leads right now. It's good journalism Thank you. You start to feel friction. You know, you're on the right path We could just do the easy thing and just maybe we just drop all everything Kill Danny, maybe Are you gonna do like having the guys with pepper spray? He was alarming. He was ready Danny, please don't Are you gonna do like having the guys with pepper spray? He was alarming. He was ready He will not let you well should we test the kind of test the preparedness of the situation should we try to send Danny like I know I did it. I don't want Danny to get pepper sprayed. I should send Danny in a group Danny and Danny Disguised disguise do we have like the glasses with the nose and mustache

Should we do like a mock training? I don't want you to be pepper sprayed me neither, and I won't be okay Can you shoot the slingshot should he train? Oh? Yeah, do you want to try? Yeah? What is the ammunition though? I have no idea Who's this guy? ownership of the machine I can't oh what a cool guy yeah, but he's he's got his hands all like it's him I think he was he's part of my cheesesteak guy. We were doing a taste tasting This dude walks into the bar and slaps your ice cream machine. What do you do? That's oh? It's Hershey kisses

I bought those for Kate's birthday too. My own ammunition. He's slingshotting Hershey Kisses. Oh, that would hurt. That could kill. That's also just perfect for the cream team. Take them down with chocolate. That's like what a cartoon ice cream villain is. Yeah. A code name kiss next door would have a villain. I'm pretty sure that's a villain in Candyland.

An ice cream villain oh It's gonna have a stink to it yet Danny Danny. You don't want that that one flew right by you He's got a cocked and loaded He's simultaneously so afraid to hit me but so willing to do it yeah Just the fact that he asked me is like should I bring him to the ground? Should we have a desk set up for him there He was acting weird towards me this far like a lifeguard stand some sort of life Weird towards me this far like a lifeguard stand. I'm sort of a lifeguard

I'll give a I'll also add a Thousand dollar cash reward if if Danny tries to get ice cream and you take them down. Oh wow in the office Not anyone in the office dream job. Yeah So but listen, I'll listen to the appeal. I'm not I'm not crazy. I'm just You you caused me I was upset yesterday It was a great day and then I hear Danny just rumbling around saying everyone's tummy hurts ruin the vibe reporting facts What if I if I catch you tripping, hmm, can I automatically be unbanned? Sure. Without an appeal? Sure.

But like, would you keep that info to yourself? Like before I tweet this, unban me. Like you're gonna try to blackmail him? You're never gonna catch me dripping, so sure. Are you gonna try to force the drip? Oh, is that allowed? Should be. Maybe crack into the thermostat,

get a little hot in here. It's impossible. Nothing's impossible. Nothing's impossible. Okay. Nothing's impossible to you Jacob and Zach know how many shirts were sold yet. Oh, yes. So here's an update So everyone go buy a shirt we have sold half the office bottom 1034 Wow, so and here's what I'm gonna do Jacob and Let's see. I think there's t-shirt bonus right now is a thousand bucks. I'm gonna match, so they'll each get a thousand bucks.

And if you keep buying, I think their next bonus goes up to 2,000, I'll match that as well. So let's buy some shirts and get the boys a little something for their hard work. Great shirts. They can get real guns with that kind of money. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with Jacob. I wonder if they shot you. Great shirts. They can get real guns with that kind of money. Yeah Yeah

I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with Jacob. They will if I Think Zach would shoot you I called their bluff and they answered Yeah, and I and like he would go to prison and I just be like don't worry I got you come out in 15 years. You might need a little tutorial though Is he is he aware that the pepper spray is also gonna affect him? Yeah, no, he cares fucking he's a beast. He's a beast. He'd take that no problem I have a question for you guys Are we in the the portion of this show our lives?

Where we're getting got by whom I think I know what you're about to say yeah it's yours yes Teddy butt fuck no I think change just is like the great rage oh yeah rage bait tweeter all time and I think we're at a point where he he might be getting us I think this one this one I knew I don't want that's all usually I don't think so I don't think you know I mean you don't have to share everything your life the fact that he chose. Yeah this come on It's us made burgers on the grill exclamation point He is He's a master at the rage. What are his notes what he has follow-ups because now maybe it wasn't on it

Was on a road grill the grill had a ton of old stuff on the bottom that all caught on fire the fire was in I saved the entire house not bragging just stating a fact. I would really like this. So wait. He's real inside Yeah, but Damn why? Why take a picture of this and tweet it if not for this You know you won't even let my guy gets off on it. He's even of all those things are true He was grilling burgers. They got burned. He fucked it up any any one of us just take the burgers and we throw them away Yeah, we got snow new burgers, but she's like I'm gonna get everybody wrong

But even if these were the best-looking burgers, I wouldn't share it no It's he does share every what he didn't he didn't necessarily want us to talk about this It wasn't like because in order for this to be on purpose, he would have, because like, he puts together prep sheet. He would have had to put on the prep sheet. He's smart. That say like, Che burned some hamburgers on the grill. Uh, you know, how often are you grilling at your place? Yeah.

When you start putting Che in the conversation, he's the best rage baiter in the game. He would have, that would be the second level to this. Yeah. Oh, is Ebo just copying everything? Evo dangerous game he goes hurt cuz he in his mind he came up with the Scotty you saw the the tweet about Scotty Shuffler won three Tournaments and the Rockies had won three games since May and then after the Rockies won three in a row yesterday

and the Rockies have won three games since May. And then after the Rockies won three in a row yesterday, Ebo apparently tweeted that the Rockies have now won three games since June 2nd and Scottie Shuffler's won zero. But then the Rockies themselves tweeted that exact same thing. And Ebo feels slighted by the Colorado Rockies. So I think that's what Blutman was doing. Is that Ebo was walking around believing

that everyone's stealing his tweets. Okay, are we talking about little Ebo? Little Ebo wee little ebo. Yeah, I've been yeah, yeah, wee little ebo Huh, that's what I think is going on there. Hmm. So now Now he and blotman are in a copy off Blotman saw how upset ebo was oh, I love I'm gonna do it. I love that I think blotman's just copying all of you both got it. So they're just playing the copy game. Yeahvo was. Oh, I love that. I'm gonna do it. I love that. So I think Blutman's just copying all of Evo's games. Got it. So they're just playing the copy game? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. So now Evo's, this is copying Blutman. This is Blutman's thing. Oh, we got going here. Oh, it's a copy off. It's a Boston. It's a nice little rivalry. Yeah, are you seeing Frank's new rival? No Rob Lowe

What why Rob Lowe came at Fleming for what really? Yeah, Fleming said there was nobody likeable on the Dodgers and Rob Lowe didn't like that what? Rob Lowe almost things it'd be hard to go against him also show he's likable as fuck Yeah, Freddie Freeman. Okay, bet says lady Freeman's very like that. That's what Lowe said One likeable plan on the Dodgers. There's not one likeable redeeming This doesn't the Mets aren't playing the Dodgers right now are they are they rivals this is unprompted This is just the Mets currently playing the Dodgers this week I have no idea. Well, they played in the

NLCS last year, right? But what? Did this what oh, yeah, they are All right, keep going sorry Rob Loder to a stitch. Yeah, that took time There's no one likable player on the Dodgers. There's not one likable redeeming quality about that fucking team. Frank the Tank, Rob Lowe, huge fan of yours, man. Love your content, love you, love what a great fan of the Mets you are. But I gotta respond.

We're talking some gnarly smack against the Dodgers. It's gonna be likable on the team. We're talking gnarly smack to Rob Lowe. That's beneath me even commenting on. Freddie Freeman. Come on. Mookie. Come on. Shohei. Shohei Otani is the nicest, most humble superstar the world has ever had.

Anyway, I'm not gonna get into it. But listen, I love Citi Field. I know you don't like Dodger Stadium. You say it's too loud, I guess. C I came I love it. I actually love the Mets. They're a great franchise love the city field I came there and the the playoffs it was super sweet, man Then you guys were playing my girl and it was chill man. I felt like I was you know my Mises dance recital. Oh Super sweet, you know in at Dodger Stadium you know we

play seven nation army it's you know it is more badass it's guys getting after it and shit so I can understand why be different but I hope to come out I'd love to show you around Dodger Stadium and all my best oh hello hello with a fucking low blow between the eyes Saying it's just you know it's guy stuff out in LA Frank responded touring oh Okay, oh The Mets and Dodgers are the two best teams. Oh, that's weird is that oh interesting

They also jinxed Yeah, that's right not right that Interesting. They also jinxed that. That was jinxed. Frank did not write that. TJ, the Mets Dodgers have the best record in baseball? In the NL? Yeah, there's a little matter of the Tigers, right?

I think we're forgetting someone. Ah, yeah, okay. Huh. Interesting. You trying to make this a three-way? I'm just saying the Cubs are right. I don't know we lost last night. So Well, yeah, we're better than the Dodgers better than the Mary notes him Yeah Huh? Interesting, but you again you wouldn't be community noticing Frank. You'd be doing it to jinx cuz yeah clearly That's a great rivalry

It's gonna end up with them being what a weird world best friend deed Fleming Rob Lowe undercover Stooley. He's the man We've had him on PMT a couple times. Is he really a story? Yeah Oh really his sons are and he's like when we had him on the first time He was like he knew a lot more than I expected huh cool guy You ever watches his trivia show no It's just like people having to identify pictures the floor. They're like very common, too

It's like a picture of a plate and like the person has to be like plate plate It's like each person has And then you challenge them in there in their niche category so if you went against Kyle it would be like Capitals and they would put up like America would be the first one and then they get like progressively harder and harder and harder and harder But if it's like animals they do start with like dog Can we watch any of this or no? So it'd be like a picture of America

Or what you said it's all pictures. It's pictures. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah Picture trivia seems fun It's simple, but it's it's pretty good Great biography if you're looking for a beach read this summer gang. Rob Lowe. Stories I only tell my friends. Oh really? Very good read. Highly recommend. He's been in so many good things.

Interesting man. Yeah and a lot of roles too. A lot of good roles as well. The fruit category, the first one was a picture of a banana. But then like if you scroll through. Come on Rob. It gets harder but it's just really funny how simple it is. Papaya?

Oh dates! Hey we know those. That'd actually be a harder one. I don't know what that one is. Oh lychee. I kinda wanna play this game. Cranberry. Have they remade it so we can play it?

I'm falling for it right away. Look at the score. What was the score? It was 21-0. Oh he's destroying her. They read it so we perfect. I'm falling for it right away There's 21 nothing and like he's destroying her and then you go through and you go to the next person's niche and the next Person's niche and you try to win spots on the floor Interesting floor is game show host a dream job or like yes Yeah, do you think if you feel like you're in hell after a certain number of years of? Hmm all the people that are I think you have so much time off you feel like you're in hell after a certain number of years of Hmm I think you have so much time off they do like 200 episodes and what thing about five weeks Yeah, the bar it's a pen it'll be hard to bring enthusiasm for like the contestant from Nebraska

Just won seven thousand dollars right be like oh Pay crazy money insane money has to be price is right would be the dream That's the pinnacle cuz it also like they that's varied games I don't think yeah, cuz I don't I don't think every game show hose right is loving the gig I don't know it but the check there are but the ones that are there are guys that are like I've I've got it made I don't need to do anything else Hey, you couldn't do it because you get secondhand embarrassment embarrassment too much. Like a bad guess. I would struggle. She would give like a wrong answer.

I would feel terrible. She'd be like, I'll count it. I would feel too bad. A bad guess on Wheel of Fortune, you would just leave. Who was the host of Double Dare who was afraid of germs? Mark Summers. Mark Summers, he hated that.

He hated that. Definitely hated that. Are they like still churning out new game shows? Yeah, but they- Is it- How long has this one been going on, Kyle? The Rob Lowe? It's pretty new, but I think I don't know about this one couple years. Maybe more, but they pop them on primetime They don't do any like daily morning game shows anymore like they used to write it

Yeah, we the the the wall the age of game shows feel like it's bad So you see y'all ever watch y'all ever just get caught up watching the game show network. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, the sound of those lingo balls. Oh yeah. When they would have the best of game shows or the most embarrassing answers, those were elite hours. Oh fuck yeah, dude. Yeah.

Well that's pretty good sound. M. Why did you have that? It was on the sheet. It's good, yeah. Is Price is Right to Go? Yeah It's prices right to go I'd like family feud I mean I like jeopardy jeopardy jeopardy It's are we talking the the job of hosting or you talking the show itself greatest game show? I'm wheel of fortunes up there, too

I think that's a big four price is right has got to be the longest running now, right? It's been forever. I think it's been number one in its time slot for like 45 years. It's time slots 10 a.m. I know My guy Shane who works on PMT said that he like declared that he'd be awesome at the dozen and he knows everything and he's like He like cleans the board on Jeopardy and so all the guys in the back They found an old episode of Je jeopardy and and had him do it And he got one answer right it was just a picture of a corndog Just got body by jeopardy's heart watch it every day at the yard. Yeah, very humble it would be I Don't know if I'd like that one would not be fun to host. I't celebrity so fucking celebrity jeopardy. That's for us. Yeah celebrity jeopardy is easy

Yeah, it's too hard jeopardy. Um, even if you know the answer, you don't know it fast enough, right? That's the thing is the the pressure of knowing it so fast Yeah time it too because you can't answer you can't ding in before he finishes read it. Yeah, is that true? Yeah Oh, wow, so it's all I practice clickers to play along from what I've read You ever taking the test no I took the test a couple times How'd you do got right to the line and didn't get over it? Do you think? Everybody in this building combined could clear a jeopardy board mmm. No yeah, that would be a good after dark

We don't a random... Oh, I love that. We can't leave until we get a perfect jeopardy. That's great. I don't think. Everybody in this building... That's a great idea. I think every...

What would happen if you get it wrong? Do you have to start all over the episode? That's the part we have to do it. No, because you know what's going to happen? We'll get deep and then somebody will just fuck up an easy answer. Like, there'll be like 200 and then Max will say something. We could even get, we don't have to watch Jeopardy, we can just get all of the questions, there's a database. I think that's the way you do it.

And have Jeff D. Lowe come out. And it's like, you get like five seconds. All of us get to talk, maybe ten. Yeah, I love that. But like, if somebody, is there a button? I think there's one button we talk about. Right, that's what I'm saying. What five people yell five different answers. Well, we have to answer every question. We have to answer every question. Yeah, but who's who's this? This could do it. Do we have a do they have a Jeopardy game we could play

right now? Just see how far we could get. Just us. Just to see. Just to see. to see Easily television. Oh, yeah, I played this yesterday. Okay, this is exactly oh you did I play I watch every day at dinner Did you play this one? Yeah, I've watched every day in the past year lie at dinner lie No, no, that's what I would have done. Yeah Go back I Just won't play no you we need you can he be out can Nick be our emergency no we need Nick Well, we can't use Nick because Nick's there's no way I'm all I don't have mom ever eyes that one was yesterday That was for anyone there. Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, okay? With eight seconds left gave this team a 38 35 win over the Eagles in the Super Bowl chiefs, okay?

Okay, good for the first time the US women didn't reach the semifinals of this getting knocked out that's gonna be soft by the sweetest of the World Cup women's World Cup around the same that's right that's right okay he won three or four men's Grand Slam singles titles but loss at Wimbledon to young Carlos that's a joker joker right Djokovic Yeah Oh in the most viewed women's college game ever Angel Reese and these Tigers beat Iowa for the NCAA best I was jealous you that's LSU in August this YouTube star turned fighter beat MMA star

Nate Diaz in a 10-round boxing Jake Paul Nate Diaz was a 10 round boxing match. Jake Paul, right? Jake or Logan? Jake or Logan? Jake or Logan? Jake, who is it? Jake, Jake, Jake. Nate Diaz was Jake. Jake's the boxer, right? Jake. Jake.

Okay. Wow, we just cleared one. Imagine how tense Final Jeopardy would be if it's like four in the morning. Yeah, we also took the way easiest cat. Oh, we're done, we're done four. Wait. What is this?

Poetry's coming up. Let's do rhyming tree pears. Okay, rhyming tree pears. Okay, all right. A funny story with a punchline about, Poetry's coming up. Let's do rhyming tree pears. Okay. Let's just keep going. Rhyming tree pears. Okay, all right. A funny story with a punchline about, I can't read this. An acorn bearing tree. An oak joke?

Oak joke. Oak joke. Oh wow. That is oak joke. Oak joke, all right. Shit. A house of worship built from a fine grain. Church birch.

Church birch. There we go. A placard made from evergreen pine sign We could do it we do it hard brown valuable wood of Asia Polished to an attractive shine. It's a gloss is that Polish to an attractive shine. Is that gloss? Is that? Polished to an attractive shine.

Gloss? From Asia? Gloss? Is it shimmer? Is it gloss? No, no, no. Valuable wood of Asia, polished to an attractive shine. What are hardwood floors everybody wants?

It's like, oh, he has blank floors. A hard, good hardwood. Bamboo? No. What else would be center? Bamboo is valuable wood. Let's think of active shine glimmer glow Gleam no listen

bamboo is Hard Brown feel like the buzz around And we never said what is maybe we do a clear jeopardy board. No timer. Yeah. Yeah. No. It'd be no time. No dude. That's like us talking and arguing would be I go to the go to the presidents or something attractive show. Well, can we just see what the answer is? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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sleek Shane has to answer last question. Sleek teak. Sleek teak. Oh, sleek teak. Teak wood. Teak wood. Oh, damn it. Damn. Now what? I never would have got that. No, we weren't getting sleek teak.

We could do it again. Should we just have this be next week's After Dark? Yeah. We could just do it again. Just keep doing it. Just keep on doing it. Double Jeopardy? Yeah, that's the problem.

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Let's move on to the next row Copacabana Bay Final answer go with it Guanabara oh never would have got that this is hard all right. Yeah. We'll do it. We'll do it Oh, never would've got that. This is hard. All right, yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it for a whole office. That'll be fun. Good idea, and I feel really good. Yeah, it's a great idea. Thank you.

I don't know if we'll ever get out of here. I think we would. Who? Like, people know, like, so many minds know so much weird stuff. There's a lot of repetition in the minds around here. That's the problem. But what if anyone have known that?

Well, we know the categories beforehand. If we get 10 sports in 2023 categories, we're good. Was anybody gonna get sleek teak in this entire company? Yes. Who was? Maybe somebody's dad's a carpenter or something. If somebody just says sleek, then we're gonna think of rhyming words.

Chad had it rifling, like a bunch of people out of their bunch Of cheaters right like Donnie knows French. I bet there's some bilingual people here chaps is probably good at some of those weird Geography things right yeah, right poetry or Bible might be tough a lot of biblical stuff in Jeopardy mm-hmm We got some nerds. Do we have any sneaky like geniuses? Quigs he's not way sneaky Do we have any sneaky like geniuses? quigs Yeah, but like someone we just are not thinking of like I mean, you know that person's really smart Montoya does the art niche Oh, yeah, that's right. She's very smart It's really like can the can the tech team do we have someone in the tech team?

I'd hope that you'd need if we do this after dark like I'm gonna have to sit down Sante and be like dude, we're gonna need one $2,000 answer from you and if you don't have it we're fucked. Yeah, cuz like we're not getting out of here. Otherwise Could be his new talent. Maybe it's really good. Is there any jeopardy like a fishing autos? I mean listen if we got corndog covered if Shane Yeah, we have that you can get jeopardy James in here couldn't you but that would be cheating this office chiefs pretty good, right? He'd probably be good Oh white socks Dave will be so cocky and get it and get a question wrong

And then we'd all there would be some really bad arguments. I'd imagine yeah Fuck yeah. Yeah done. that's a great idea should we do this the week of the dozen tournament while everyone's brain sure yeah do it Jeff would love that that's coming up are you are you doing the fishing tournament no why I am going to I did you not sign up for that? I signed up for a thing you would. Because I view it like Mark Titus views the basketball streams.

What is there to gain? If you go out there and win, if you go out there and win, you're proving nothing if you lose. How are you not doing that? I have to go get mama. Next week? Yeah. I'm, I'm... Next week? Yeah.

I, I'm leaving Wednesday afternoon. I think we're doing it the 11th or the 12th. Wednesday? Yeah, I'm leaving Wednesday afternoon. I'm going to Mississippi. I'm getting a U-Haul truck and I'm bringing her back. I think Sass is coming in for it. Yeah, he is.

Hairball. Yeah, France will be here tomorrow. Tomorrow. Sass will dominate. Sass will absolutely dominate. Probably will. He's a river guy though. That's true.

This is a lake. We're doing it on Lake Michigan, right? Yeah. But if you talk about fishing so much and you are always posting pictures of your fish, you should be in it. Absolutely. Again, I liken it to Mark Titus with the basketball. What does he have to gain by proving that he's a better shooter than us?

Everybody knows that. Everybody already knows that I'm the fish. You're the best trivia guy in the office, right? And we've only seen you catch the same fish. We've never actually seen you fish. True. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Nobody's ever seen you fish.

You have been in a boat with me fishing. We've only seen the picture of you holding... I have too and we didn't catch anything. We didn't catch anything the day I went. But did you see me fish? But you didn't catch anything we didn't catch a thing We saw you cast but we didn't see if someone were to argue that other people are catching the fish for you So you could take your picture. I can't exactly disprove that Investigation we get that thing off the ice cream and get you up to you can't get them off your ass

Danny being like one of those Navy Seals coming out of the water. A lily pad on top of my head. Danny's in the background. Is that AI? That looks like AI. That looks like AI for sure. Shadow is off on the top of the head.

But how do you know Tommy didn't catch that and then hand it to you? Because who took that picture? One of my kids. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I remember. And then hand it to you cuz who took that picture one of my kids exactly oh You I remember your your daughter did catch a really good fish But you didn't want to photograph her so you held that first big one was hers. Yeah, the first big one I go was was ours

You're better than sass That one I yeah, she got that one right stole, but I wanted to put the picture out, so I said, give it to me. Give me the fish. It looks way bigger in her hands, too. The fish does, Kate. You nasty pit. You're a sick fuck. Nasty fucking bitch. You're a real sick bitch. Nobody said anything. Nick looked at me.

I looked at you because of the sound. I was shocked you would be such a nasty bitch. You made a sound. You were like... Kate was going... Yucky yucky. It was clearly about the fucking fish. I'm not like that. You were like that. You were the only person that made a sound.

Nick looked at me as well. Oh, this is my fault. Nick. The one time I ever look at you. Aw, Kate. Come on. Come on, Kate. That's weird. Are you all in the fishing tournament?

I am not. I am. I'm not fishing, but I'm. I originally wasn't gonna do it because I didn't know if Mark Titus would be here that day because, you know, we got June, once we get into June, we didn't know. We're on baby watch the June we didn't know we're on baby watch. We are on baby watch We are real close. Yeah

Exciting bag packed. Oh, yeah, they're packed Shit What do you got packed? Nintendo switch I do yeah Just a bunch of like gym shorts. You're gonna be so bored. So fucking bored. Bring good snacks, have a good snack bag, I'll tell you that. What does that mean?

Why, like, why does, why do people keep saying that? Cause after she has a baby and she can have anything she wants, you're gonna wanna have anything she wants at the ready. We don't get snacks? No, we live in a city. Oh, that's true. Goldfish?

We live in a city. Yeah, I was thinking just go and go It's also yeah, I'm for you to be like, oh, yeah go get it And then I'll just think I'll go sit on a park bench for two hours and be like, holy shit My life is about to change forever. Am I ready for this? I think I'm not that I did that not that I know Oh You want to you want a donut and a bagel okay? I'll be back in five hours Kyle what you say when you were thinking about kids where you sit on the pod yesterday like Time to pretend for the next 20 years you go. We got a bull

I got a block out 18 years to be in a good mood. Yeah The mood I've been in like I wouldn't be able to father a child You would feel disdain toward me. Yeah, the smallest things break me, and I don't think I can But you get you get a crazy Can't be doing that fuck are we on a q-tip I? Can't be doing that with a toddler walking around get a crazy resilience Yeah, I gotta it's good to hear the smallest inconvenience Kyle is the body me too, and I let it be known Yeah, and I'm very oh

All right, I guess this is happening. I guess you just can't do that when you have a little can I don't think you can Shit, I'm not ready. Well. They do the same shit. Maybe I need more time I'm not ready. I'm not ready You got those big everybody Stuff it up. She's like hey, we're not ready. We're not ready plug the hole I'll let you know I'll let you know a

More months yeah, not yet. Yeah, what's that infomation really see slaps that thing? Oh? Yeah flexing hold on Let me have my summer first nice fucking Finally you only get two months good weather boys are going fishing Come on. You knew I had plans Yeah, there would be it would be almost a guarantee that if you went on the fishing trip It would have right for going later right that while you're in like two miles out in Lake, Michigan. Yeah I'll be completely honest. I'm finding it very hard to focus on anything else. Yeah, it's very very difficult to I understand that to do myself in his shoes oh mentally and I can feel like that would be something on

my mind you just gotta hope pretty relentless in the labor like maybe morning that would be perfect my firstborn was at 1 a.m. and that was like that was a real inconvenience for me Because I didn't sleep for an entire two days, and I would probably sell Frank bullshit It's awful. Yeah This is in this tiny little room watch WNBA games. I'm worried about the couch to not being big enough. Yeah For tall guys like us. Yeah, Brandon. You do it. They were showing up my taint. I could only I could only look over at Pat at his discomfort Bring like you should bring like way too many pillows

Build yourself a pillow for in the corner Do you want to borrow your headset as if you had like a king-size air mattress? Can you move this possible bed on VR? being on VR Hammocks a good idea case yeah string up a hammock so really make yourself at home your little Bunsen burner Make some burgers Playing VR ping-pong and like running into Hold on a second I'm off to bat. It's the ninth inning in my Wii baseball game

You give me some room doc I Am worried the finals are going on you know I'm worried that Yeah, but it's I'm worried that I'm gonna the game's gonna be on and She's going through her shit and I'm like it just can't happen during a game Other than that you're good because then like I said the babe right and do shit But what happened, you know, what happens the paces are up ten going into the fourth You're gonna aim for listen and she and and the heads peeking out and it's just like wait. Oh, what a moment started. It's starting to, you know, but then you get to

pot and then you get to watch the final. You can pause it and then you get to watch it with your kid. Which is cool. Just positive. Someday you can tell your kid like, yeah, this is you were born when SGA was on the free throw line to beat the Pacers 4-1 in the C.I.A. It was his 25th free throw of the game. What a moment. Or if your kid ever gets accused of not being a real Pacers fan. Yeah, born. Just be like, this is me.

This was my first moment. I've had that thought cross my mind. Because as you guys are parents, as you know, if it's a boy, it's going to be parents as you know if it's a if it's A boy it's gonna be a pro athlete if it's a woman you're a girl. You're she's gonna marry a pro athlete Great, baby exactly like peak vice president. Yeah, that's that's yeah But the with the boys The you see it so often where guys go on to be pro athletes and then they see the pictures of them when they're little

Yeah, we're in like the Charlotte Hornet shirt Yeah, they grew up in Idaho and they're wearing a Charlotte horn. Oh my god. They play for the Charlotte Hornets You gotta get every single one. Yeah, I've thought about that of like you're having one doing Cycling through the onesies just yeah, I've always every every fucking protein that exists It'd be awesome to get just like a collection of all of like regular people that wrote a letter when they were eight years old being like, Someday I'm gonna be in the NBA. Every profession. Dale from accounting.

Like, no you weren't. Cause they're always like, yeah he wrote this letter. It's like literally every kid did. Every kid did. Oh you know what people love? Yeah that's, that one is crazy. That's insane. That one is crazy. Oh yeah. Halfway around the world. But insane. I want is crazy. Oh, yeah

I've way around the world, but what if but is there photos of him and other teams no though It was just that one. I think I can't remember. Yeah something about it, too Yeah, that's nuts That's pretty cuz he was over in Eastern Europe. Yeah, right. That's like super random You can see by the brick that captain's too much Eastern Europe so yeah right that's like super random you can see by the brick that captain's too much Yeah, bro's doing too much. Yeah, just all you gotta do is just be like this shit's crazy, right? Yeah Yeah, look what take a look at this. It's wah

No way hold up. Yeah, that's it Wait hold up. Oh, then they did it in Serbian. Oh There's a translate button for a reason great logo. Yes Can I ask a question Brandon big cat when your wife was giving birth did you look no The first one I did the second third and fourth I did not Did it even matter at that point. No, it's it's it's a fucking north of the war singing down there, man It's it's so what is the cover covering it? Yeah She the doctor had to yell at me because I was so far in the corner. He was like get in the game, dude I was like I'm good where I'm at

Literally did he was just like what are you doing? I was I made myself so small and I was so far in the corner Stuck in there that's like hold a leg or something. I was like I don't want you you look the first one Yeah, did you did your mind like be like I can't go back to that. I well my mind. I just It's hard to fathom what you saw in In the contrast of seeing that and then having a kid for the first time? Yeah. Can you close your eyes and picture it? Yeah.

Mine's already closed on picture. Stay north of the wall. Stay north of the wall. Stay north of the wall. Stay north of the wall. By my fourth one, I wasn't even in the room. You're all very badass. Yeah, where were you?

Taking a nap in the lobby. She said, we'll let you know when he comes. So you had to like, you had to- Did you're on the forehead or was she being a bitch? She no she said she said just just go go take care of the kids So you just poker faced it though one of the most heinous things you've seen in your life Yeah, how did you you're a reactionary? It's not poker faces moment you became a father the most heinous thing It's like the thousand-yard stare like I'm sure there were guys in war that saw things

They couldn't even fathom and it just you look down there and you've got You've got noises and colors and things should be your two favorite things in the world or squealing going on What is it? What's the second one child and your your wife's uh-huh? Oh, baby doesn't See at that point my I don't think why what I don't think any of my what he cried right away they had to like they don't like pump it what it looked like a liquid out what it look like what did it look more like yeah oh my god the opening of a ditch ditch? And then there's a ditch. That's somehow worse than saying hole.

So I don't want to talk about it. I don't know why we're talking about it. Yeah, I don't want you. People don't realize, too, you have the baby, and then you go. Yeah, you shit on yourself. No, no, well, that too. But then you go into labor again. What?

And you have to birth the placenta. It's an organ the size of a dinner plate that often comes out as a whole What and it's enormous and then it leaves a scar Is that a new thing yeah, no that's always happening In our curriculum a second labor, yep Danny you've learned so much the last why'd you ask that Danny? When you when do you cut the umbilical cord I didn't do that I only did the first time when is it they say to wait a little yeah I always thought it was

right after I didn't literally just not part I think it when that's what I did Mikey Betts is telling me you waited a week to cut the umbilical cord what he didn't do it right a week oh wait or multiple days at least now you can you can you can sit on the side Can't that to tap your head your ass if you fuck up can it be out? Yeah, is that Does anyone want a cheesesteak they have extras Yeah, grab me one. Is that what it looks like? They're bringing it in. They're bringing it in.

They're bringing it in. It's good as hell. He wanted a break. This was over 30 minutes. Come on, Brandon. Breakfast in bed. I'm in for a treat too. He's puking though.

It's beautiful. You're in for a treat. Well, Kate, you didn't have to see it. I felt they were like, do you wanna reach down and feel the head coming out? I was like, yes. What? I reached down and felt the whole thing.

I thought it was cool as hell. We just have to treat Brandon like he's like he's Bob Dylan like he does three songs He then needs a break. Yes, we got to let someone else see your song He wasn't going to the bathroom. He's going straight. He's a liar bringing him right here Brandon. He's a I Don't think he likes being on this show. I don't think he likes any of us. Titus, does he like being on Mostly? I don't think so, no. Oh no. So what does he like?

Oh no. Oh, whoa, no. This is Brandon's... His hair is his only thing. Oh no. How are we gonna break it to him? Yeah, what does he like? What does he like?

Yeah, T.J., does he like doing Mostly Sports? I think he likes The second the show starts to like an hour and ten minutes in yeah Before the show he doesn't like it okay after the show he likes eating yeah, yeah towards the end of the show He's ready to get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Yeah, thank you Brandon I'm good already I already had one. Fuck yeah, this looks great. Love it.

For the show, stud. I want to eat it with a fork. This is a huge week for Kate eating into the mic. Thank you. Good job, Brandon, we never would have been able to get them if you didn't go get them. Where you going? I still have to pee. Where you going? You should bring napkins

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It is, what do we game want? June 9th. June 9th. Coming up. Yeah, I was the commissioner. I don't know if we said that yesterday or if it was obvious in the trailer. I oversaw the league. You did. I ruled with an iron fist until there was, until there was like the slightest bit of controversy,

in which case I would absolve myself of all responsibility. That was often. We got real referees for that too, came in from outside the office. Yeah. That's how you know it's legit. They were put through hell. Yeah, they were like, what is happening right now?

They dealt with somebody who's yeah Stay tuned But TJ what did you send us with of White Sox Dave? the White Sox sold kind of oh It's a Framework for a deal they've entered a long-term investment agreement billionaire Josh is but yeah The agreement provides that from 2029 to 2033 Ryan's Earth will have the option to sell the controlling interest to ishbia after the

2034 season ishbia will have the option to acquire The controlling interest in the event of any such future transaction all limited partners of the socks would have the opportunity to sell to ishbia At that time. I don't know basically what Jerry Ryan's or if is doing is he's getting He's he's sold the team in a framework that he doesn't think he'll live past 2033 which he is like Is he 90? He's old as fuck. He's really old, but it's good for White Sox fans because at least Like the Bulls when they when Jerry Reinsdorf dies Michael Reinsdorf is gonna take over the Bulls this won't happen for the White Sox So that's good. It's uh is that Madash be his brother. Yeah, yeah I like what those boys do with money and Madash be is doing a great job with the Sun's yeah

Oh, he's not No no no Not at all he actually had a statement the other day was like I'm actually I try to do the right thing and hire smart people and then they fucked it up. I'm getting more involved. Oh Whoops Who did he have beef with someone during a game? Oh with yolk itch. He wouldn't give up the ball He's got beef with Dan Gilbert good old mortgage beef Mortgage big competing companies both Michigan State guys to you seen it think they'd be fucking house who

either of them no have you yeah how one it's on line who both but the what I think Justin ish be just building a house right or sure I saw here and it's like yeah yeah but the Michigan one is even bigger. Really, can I see it? Probably, because I saw it. Let's look at Josh and Ishmael's house. Most expensive in Illinois history. Why did they use that picture? That's sad.

Show us that. What is that? Is that even them? Somebody dies at a will contestant? Very sad woman. Yeah. Jesus. Oh, he got three lots on the lake? Oh. Damn, where is this? Oh, is this where people were pissed? He was taking the beach from people or something? Did you like move the beach or something? Damn, that's gonna be awesome.

Maybe this is a poor person question. But what do you do with all that room though? You know, you it. What are you doing with it? Stay away from your family. I mean, I also have one idea. Laser tag wing? Laser tag wing. I mean, that's... 60,000 square feet. He still hasn't gone. We've given him free laser tag, he hasn't gone once.

Oh my God, yeah. He's playing hockey. He's playing hockey. Yeah, he doesn't even play hockey. All right, wait, what was his reaction? he's playing hockey split hot and i think we are clearly was reaction breaking white socks and now they have entered into a long-term investment agreement the failure justice agreement provides

that from twenty twenty nine twenty thirty three ron's or for the office of the whole after the twenty thirty four season history will have the option to sell the controlling interest to Ispia. After the 2034 season, Ispia will have the option to acquire the controlling interest in the event of any such future transaction. All limited partners of the WTOX will have the opportunity to sell to Ispia at that time. So what it means is we're out of hell in four or five seasons? Is that what it means? I believe that's what it means. All right, so at least it's way down. It's a 10 mile long tunnel,

but there's a light at the end of it. It's gonna take forever to get there. These next four or five seasons, four and a half seasons are gonna be miserable, but the light is officially lit. It's there. It's at the end of the tunnel. I'll be in my mid 40s by the time they're you know good again even if

they ever are but I'm happy. You will hopefully live in a world where Jared Reiser is not on this planet. Yes yes that is the hope and it looks like we are already existing. He wasn't gonna live forever. Yeah like that I've been trying to tell Dave this for a while, like, hey, you're close, man. 90? I think he's 90. Yeah, 89 or 90.

Yeah. What if he does live forever, though? That would be something. On A.J. McCasky had to run where he was, maybe. Do you think it's like grandkids or great grandkids who live in, are like, hey guys, sorry about my grandpa. Sorry that he's fucking up the team. No, I think it's one of those situations where if you're if someone in your family owns a team you just have friends Well, no, and you just have friends who are like this is sick. I get to go to three games

Ah, I'll say whatever you want. All right It's like it's like working for a guy who has an ice cream machine, right? Exactly. Okay, but I don't have that magic I have people who are Lif bad again to get pepper straight I had a friend back in the day that inherited the Minnesota Twins oh yeah they ended up making himself a manager though they had a pretty good season did his mom what his mom yeah I sure did what had a baby who's good at baseball yeah damn good one of the better players in baseball yeah the, he had the arm thing. He broke his arm and he could throw fast.

No, that wasn't my neighborhood. Oh, yes, and then when he was throwing, they had that game where the fireworks were lighting up and played underneath the fireworks. That was a third neighborhood. America! And the big dog, they had the big dog. He stole their ball.

They gave it to the angel, pulled the foul ball back and the ball went into it problem went into another neighborhood. The guy who couldn't see you through really fast. Oh, that wasn't. And he couldn't hit the strike zones. The picture with the glass on it. We're brotherhood. That's a wrong scene.

You guys are thinking of. Now, wait a minute. Yes? We were talking about Hoosiers. That always gets me. His name was Billy. You were seeing major. I knew it. I knew you were though Little Big League. I did a little bit. He came in with rookie of the year. She came in with angels. The outfield you did saying lot and then you did major league. You know, mom and Little Big League is Pete Crow Armstrong's mom. Yeah. Pretty cool. And what is she up to

now? Being Pete Crow Armstrong's mom. I think she's an actor, Brandon. Ah. In the bleachers. Pretty much only saw her once. So he was born rich. I think he went to a pretty wealthy high school in LA. Yeah. You know the hockey halftime game shoot the puck and the board is over Yeah, if there's say there's just one middle slit Yeah, how many times out of ten are you getting it? None probably zero, but maybe one to It's one of the challenges they're doing at the rink

Chief thinks he could get six. He can't get six. That's stupid chiefs and any plays every week He plays hot he does play. It's an idiot. He plays every week though, doesn't he? He does play every week. This is still, even for somebody, you're at half, you're 100 feet away. This is no disrespect, Frank the Tank got it though. Frank the Tank did get it. Yeah.

He has like devil magic. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe if you just found that sweet spot the first time, you just stay in the same spot. I think three or four for Chief, so. I think six is crazy. Yeah, he was like texting Blackhawks and they were telling him That's crazy

How often does chief play competitive hockey? He used to play when malice heck still lived here in his league More often than you think he's like 42 What's my cost does he text Former ones I believe was to bring it I want to text a blackhawk. Maybe someday. Put it out there, put it out in the universe. Do you have one of mine, or just any will do? Do you want to meet the owner?

I'd like to meet any blackhawk. I want to be a friend with a blackhawk. I got close to Pat Maroon. Do you want to meet the owner? I shared an elevator with him. You touch him? Yeah, sure. Monday.

Huh? Monday, we're doing the PAWS golf outing. Sure yeah. And I'm doing a Q&A with him. Come to it. Okay. Just be cool. Just be cool. I won't. It's probably halfway home. You know you've put me around famous people before. I can't be cool. Wait was it? Who were you not cool around? I didn't do well around Rossello the first time. You didn't? I just sat there and didn't say anything. I always dream about how I do with him and then Yeah, cuz that would be a big one ass chaps when he interest I know I'm melted down. Yeah, we're so is a big one It would be fucked. I didn't say a word. Oh ramped about like yeah, I would love to watch you guys interact

Yeah, cuz you like who I'd be best friend kind of would want to be like him if I didn't have a What friend now yeah Can't be on your research Minus like the basketball, but replaced with something else wrestling Maybe that'd be so sick last time he was here I was by the front door when he walked in and you were like showing him around and he just passed Ella when she was sitting On on the chair. She does and he just passed Ella, which she was sitting on the chair as she does and he just goes, hey, big fan.

Step walk. Is he serious? Who is that? I forgot you didn't do well, Brandon. Yeah, we went off to dinner in Miami and I just didn't say anything the whole time. Yeah. That's okay.

That was early in my, that was early. That was like 2020 That was you deserve a famous friend. I do you remember the guy? I said the one guy said I want to meet during my time barstool Please make it happen, and you I don't think you ever remembered it cuz you I know I remember it. You know who it was So you don't remember it CM Punk no wait hold on There's one guy you want to meet have you met him yet? It's like the first three months So you don't remember it? CM Punk? No. Wait, hold on. There's one guy you wanna meet. Have you met him yet?

This was like the first three months. I'm like, if I never do anything else with this company, could you introduce me to this guy? Can you give him the genre? Yeah, let's play chess. Yeah, let's guess. He's, no, he's not an athlete. He's in sports.

Oh. He's a commentator. And you have introduced this person to somebody else famously in Barstool Harry the K stone cold No, I know stone cold. Oh Yeah, no, you don't I interviewed Chris Berman Warm Dan Patrick warm hot I introduced him to Dan Patrick. Yeah, did I do well?

You did well in that scuffing pulp scuffing pelt. Yeah, I said I just want to meet SVP one time. Yeah, did I do well? You did well on that Scott Van Pelt? Scott Van Pelt. Yeah I said I just want to meet SVP one time. That's all I want. You will It's been six years. You will. Okay. We've never been in the same I don't know if we've been. I thought we would be in the same room with him. He does Super Bowl weird He comes in like Friday night. Yeah, so Big Cat have you ever clammed up around anybody or like been like fuck. I fucked that up Who was like your first big get? Probably Joe Buck probably SVP

one or the other no, I feel like I've Know I don't think Joe Buck was the first guy you guys got that yeah, yeah a little bit of a surprise Yeah, so that yeah, yeah, there was nerves, but I've never been like oh man. I'm gonna fuck this up So that was the first that was fuck. They got this guy that was during that was during the NLCS right? That was a yeah those 2016. Yeah, Rogers Cubs. Yeah, and he was on the call for it Yeah, and he let us fuck with him. Yeah rooftop the call for it yeah and he let us fuck with him rooftop but like the guys about the call the NLCS yeah coming on he's coming apart my take yeah fuck and like all we had from that at that point was being sued by ESPN and Adam Morrison's apocalypse bunker that was not true but everyone said that we might have helped what about like Grateful Dead

that would be I met John Mayer and were you cool nerves yeah I mean I was I had just eaten the mushrooms so I was probably maybe I fucked that up actually yeah I could have fucked that up for sure that's for sure he's probably used to it yeah yeah I now that I'm thinking about it. I probably fucked that up Yeah, I think I probably fucked that up for sure No one has ever fucked anything up with me What do you mean at least from my perspective even though people probably have so people don't really notice yeah I'm sure there's been people like those guys are weird

Weird yeah, yeah Really bizarre yeah, really really bizarre and uncomfortable. Yeah, but you don't back Prescott. Yeah, yeah He we interviewed him and he forgot to hang up and he was talking to his PR person He was like those guys are straight It's like they asked me about a porn star and what my favorite color was Well, I'm saying have you ever noticed someone fucking it up with you no, I don't think so Maybe yeah It's a good question

Yeah, well like like fucking up in that case start to be like over the line like everyone's gonna stutter and shit. I Would imagine yeah? Some but like yeah, that's like yeah like someone like trying to joke like throwing a joke and it's like a joke but that doesn't that is you don't really you don't think about that I don't think about it see yeah you're right that's good point all right thinking about Brandon SVP yeah that again that was in that was in 2019 when I was when I was just starting I was like Oh, that'd be the coolest thing ever

So I thought Dan Patrick was your goat. He's one of them. Yeah, pretty much anybody that hosted Sports Center from like 95 to 05 is is my guy is up there. Yeah, like Kenny Maine the goat All of them. All those guys. Anybody who got me from junior year high school until like, you know, 2005 is in that window. Cause that's all I did was watch Sports Center and fuck chicks.

Yeah, you did. And I'm all out of chicks to fuck. So I had to watch Sports Center. What church are you in? Is that Baron Davis? It's Baron Davis, yeah. Nice. You know, Baron Davis went to my high school. He's almost cousins with me. I didn't know. He did? Wow. Why? Why? I was talking about your old days. That was quick TJ. That's

bowl cut Brandon. That guy would have sucked Scott Van Pelt's dick. Well no I didn't say that. If he walked into your house like hey, oh that guy that guy I love that guy Khl what a mutant Where that guy come from that's just what those dudes look like over there. Yeah, where is he from Russia? What do you have a ice cream video TJ? What do you have a ice cream video TJ? Yeah, I got tagged in a video of I guess Francis is a big ice cream guy. It's a video from 2017 of him getting ice cream.

Oh, I don't know. He's gonna be pumped. What is this? Yeah, I need to get out of here. China. I forgot. It's China. I forgot they went to China. That broke Francis for a little bit. Afterwards? Yeah. How so? In what way?

Donnie and Francis are very different people. Yeah, they are, yes. Sure are. They are, yeah. I remember they lived together for a while, for like a summer, and I went over, because they lived in Brooklyn, and I went over for dinner, and was literally like old married couple like they were fighting about

Like who like don't bring out the potatoes now You have another seat and like why'd you leave the door open like shit like that? It was very funny. That's not a fair angle Huh, that's not a fair people a stool the job Were y'all talking about my bald spot in the... When I was in the fucking... No. No. Never. There's a video of...

This AI is getting out of control. That's not a fair angle. Your hair is so important to you. My hair's fine, but that was y'all right on top of me. Well, that's where the top of your head is. Everybody show the top of your head then. If you're gonna do that to me. Yeah.

Fuck. Well, alright. That looks fine. I'm pretty good, I think. the top of your head then I if you're gonna do that to me yeah well all right okay all right so Kate's got a bald spot so it's also not even what do you want us to do next it's fine fine? It's fine. Yeah. No, you won't have to do anything. You have light colored hair. I'm 46 years old. That's allowed. That's allowed.

What were they going for? You know what it's like, you know those little fiber optic cable things that you get at like Sesame Street live show? Oh, I actually do. Nick probably does. It's clear hair. You have very thin, clear hair, but it's there. I think that was an ambush that wasn't wasn't right. We don't control the the sticks

So you guys ignored it didn't talk about it listen. I don't I didn't say a word All right, Danny. I didn't say a thing Danny. I said it's actually looks way better up there than I would have thought Hypothetically if you were to lose your hair What would that do to you? It would... Yeah, I don't, Pat would fuck you. Where does your hair rank on things you love? Not that high.

What? How? Well, I spent 40 years not having good hair and cutting my hair with a knife and fork. That is true. So this is just, like, this is late to me. This is,. So this is just, like this is late to me. I could probably do without, although I would look terrible bald.

I don't think so. I don't know that. Oh my God, think about, like if you went bald in like a year, think about the regret you'd have that you just spent 20 years not having that hair. Yeah, that I really left some meat on the bone there. You really wasted some prime years. Yeah, and I really did waste meat on the bone there. You really wasted some prime years. Yeah, and I really did waste the prime years of the hair. But it's fine, it grows lusciously now.

In some spots? Most spots, and yeah. My dad was bald by the end. My dad was a bald man. I think it's your mom's father. Yeah, and he used to got a full head of hair. Oh, there you go. Yeah. How much did you pay for your hair hair Joe um they just give it to me oh he could

yeah you could maybe buy another house are you still gonna fun here so yeah I am I am well yeah I haven't a while oh no I haven't know why everything's fine I heard you uh reached out to PFT about our investment I Did I have the price okay? Let's do it. I know it. I think you'd be done for 15. Okay. Let's do it Can you say it no let's let's keep it um we're we're looking I know it, but I want it It's the mayor of your town selling a car well. It's not really a car. It is it's a lot of car It's a car. It's a shitload of car It's car though. It's a

Flag on the roof would you call a the mayor of my town wouldn't have a Confederate flag would you call a? Is it a you'd call it a different word you wouldn't say there's oh look at that car Yeah, it's a long car say look at that limo. It's a really really long car but it's also built for war. Yeah. The limo tank? The limo. Close. Very close. Come on Kyle. No bomb. No no no. It's a vehicle of war. Also a blowjob. Humvee. Yeah. MRAP? A Humvee. A Hummer. No they got a Rowell. I've never heard Humvee a Humvee hummer What oh, it's a big Hummer would a Humvee be exceptional blowjob? Hummer yeah, yeah, what color what white whoa? Oh, buddy white? White Wow and you're gonna keep it in your garage, right? I don't that's the problem. We're keeping right

I don't know where we put it oh we got it if you guys get it you got to have mincy try to pull it into Brandon's spot yeah my HOA he's not gonna allow that thing in my in my driveway I want to drive mama's house now we're talking I yeah I think it just plug up her driveway and she wouldn't even be able to get in is it like the car dealership Hummer or the military Hummer? It's a car Hummer. It's a stretch limo Hummer. Oh, it's a stretch limo Hummer.

Yeah. And by stretch, it is a stretch. It's about five Hummers worth of Hummer. Okay. And why does the mayor of your town have it? I guess he was in the automobile business. In fact, I know he was a car salesman before he is the mayor of your town have it? I guess he was in the automobile business I know in fact. I know he was a car salesman before he became the mayor and I don't know how he Acquired it, but he's got it. Well. I mean he probably acquired it cuz no one would buy it

Maybe this is gonna be the first time it's sold. Maybe is that like More or less than a regular car much less Well now like you're getting so much car for the price in the day. It would been a lot. I think yeah limos are kind of going extinct. I know they're trash now. It's bullshit No, that he's right. We've had this this talk. It's just yeah No, it's the first one it is like like black Suburbans have taken place Yeah, yeah, so you can an uber black is the new limo. Yeah, this is for proms. Yeah, it's, yeah. You wouldn't do a yak in there?

Of course I would. I said I'd be a silent. Kyle, do you wanna be a fourth? In this investment? I said I would be a silent investor. I would like that. I don't even have to just, I'll be the cash,

because I know it's gonna make money. Oh yeah, we're gonna drive Uber. Right. Can we put brands on the side of it? UberPool would be great. Oh, and UberPool would just have so many people. Yeah. That would be a cool video.

Just have them talk. Yeah. It's like when Eddie picked up those people in the cold that one winter. Yeah. Eddie's a good guy. He's a great guy. That's one of my dreams is to have Vanny Woodhead somehow

get Hank has not done his job of getting it back road legal but having Jerry or a Zack or someone drive and pick up the guests and do like oh, yeah Yeah, we'll be real good Zack would be a great limo driver. Yeah uniform had for that. Yeah Yes, sir. Yeah, uniform, hat. He's made for that. Yeah. Yes sir, no sir. I also think he'd take you wherever you wanted to in the middle of the night and wouldn't tell us all.

No, absolutely not. I'll need someone to cover his shift here. Wouldn't blink. There's no, like if you gave him a juicy secret. That he wouldn't tell us all. Lips sealed. Oh yeah. He probably wouldn't tell it back to you. Yeah, sorry I can't tell you that.

What'd I do last night? Can't tell you that Mr. Cat I do last night? Can't tell you that, Mr. Cat. You told me not to tell anyone. I wish you could have seen him when he was out there with me. He was so nervous. Like, Denny, Denny, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. But I'm going to have to do it if you do it.

He would have done it. That would feel so good. What? Just telling a globally impactful secret in front of a guy that you trust so much. So much, yeah. Yeah, so vault Don't have to be therapeutic yeah a professional secret keeper so people could get stuff off their chest So therapist no lawyer. Yeah, and lawyers not say

Legally, you know yeah therapist though. Yeah, you're right there. I guess there is a yeah Those guys are both professional secret keepers. Yeah priests reconciliation Doctors are allegedly but I'd be like way cheap 20 bucks. You pay me 20 bucks. I'll keep your secret What if I paid you 40? Well, if I paid you 60 to get a seat, you know what? It's I want you tell me the secret and I'll name the price Okay Fuck murder is see, 10 grand.

I think I've talked about it on here before, but there's this guy, there's an article about him. You pay him, you tell him your deepest, darkest secret, and then after you die, he goes to your funeral and he tells it to everybody. That's awesome. By the way, Tom was gay. They wanted you?

They want it told, but not until after they're dead. So he keeps your secret till you die. And then he has the, to go to your funeral and stand up and be like, by the way. That's an awesome job. Official paper, yeah. So what's his incentive to just go through with it? If a person dies, why don't he just skip town

and go to the beach? He definitely doesn't do it. In the article, it had examples like he did, but. Yeah, so he's just checking the obituaries every day. Wait, what kind of secrets? Can we find it? I'll have to find the article again, but And like or would talk shit or like here's what he really thought about you guys like he would it just that would be awesome Turns into those like Italian guys at the impone. I was wife. What's your deepest darkest secret sucks? Yeah, what if the guys like that's it? Yeah, like you microwave your macaroni and cheese or something.

Dana dies and the guy gets up and he's just like, brining cone tits. Yeah, like... From the grave? One parting shot from the grave? Bill Edgar the Coffin Confessor. He reveals secrets, truths, and confessions from the deceased. That's a cool job. He could also make up whatever he wanted.

True. True. He's Australian. Australian might do it a little different. Okay, yeah. They're a little crazy. Here lies Thomas. He told me to give everything in his will to me.

Yeah. Yeah. For $10,000. Oh, come on. Whoa. Give me a break. Like, what would be the... Just tell Fred.

Oh, is it fake? Am I dumb? Oh, no. Kate, did you already pay him? No, it's autobiographical. Did you it fake am I dumb? Oh, no? Kate did you already pay no it's autobiographical you already pay him Kate wait seems like it's fine seems like it's real I Trust him yeah, oh he looks like a mattress salesman. I trust them, too All right, so give us one of these secrets He would also kick people out like so say he's at the funeral before the funeral started stand up and be like My dead guy who paid me doesn't want you here you here or you here. You must leave

I do like that service, but they're also finding out immediately after Yeah, I also had asked three more stand up and to please leave the service and if they didn't know it was to escort them out. Damn. Client didn't want them at this funeral and like he said, it's his funeral, he wants to leave how he wanted to leave, not on somebody else's terms. That's actually that that's a job. It is.

To be like, I like I want you to be security at my funeral and make sure these people don't show up. Yeah. Like he said, I think it says there he kicked out a guy like this man died and he knew this other man has had been trying to bang his wife. So he's like, you have been trying to bang his wife. You got to get out. Like, yeah. He said he went to a church where he told the priest to sit down because he didn't want a religious service. But like they're just keeping in contact throughout his life. Like he could tell him and then doesn't die for 15 years later. I guess.

I don't know. A lot of questions. Oh. Bombshells from the grave. Yeah, I mean this actually is like kind of a, I mean it's basically he just invented a will. He did. Yeah. He's a verbal. Because like one of those examples is like someone didn't want to be buried, they want to be cremated. I mean it's basically he just invented a will He did yeah

One of those examples is like someone didn't want to be buried they want to be cremated I had to go make sure it like that's just a will yeah Probably gonna be a big cat saying Dan got Listeria. Yeah to the ice cream machine, but never had a drip in his cone How many cones total are you at? six Five yes, yes you only won today oh chaps is getting some I'm gonna have one after we I'm gonna have one after two the cone the cone thing needs to be filled up yeah I know whose job is that

Jacob Jacob that Jacob and Zach fill up the cones Danny you want to test it yeah fill up the cones is Jacob strapped yeah to test it? Yeah. Fill up the cones. Is Jacob strapped? Yeah. Are you strapped right now? Where's their weapon? You can go now, Danny. Hey, alert, alert, alert, alert.

Oh, he's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it on him. Danny, come on, test him. You got a holster? You got a flying thing? Danny, go.

Look at him go. It's all... I hate that he's nice about it. What are you strapped with? What will you normally be carrying? We have pepper spray for you too, Jacob. Okay. Jacob, fill up the cones. Fill up the cone sleeve.

He just doesn't. Thank you. Yeah, he is. He went to that pocket quick. His eyes wide open. Please take a seat. He's perfect for the job. Cause he will do it. All you need is a teammate. Like you walk out there and distract him. Doug could have been your teammate and got you ice cream right there. Zach is being so nice. He's killing me with kindness. I almost feel like I'd be disappointing him because then he would get yelled at for not def- Yeah, what is their punishment if Danny gets cream? Oh, now we're talking.

I don't know, but everyone else gets a thousand dollars if they stop him. A thousand dollar bounty. A lot of people need some money here too. Those guys are just very casual around that slingshot, man. Danny, I'm willing to make a deal with you. I'll lift the ban. I need time. I'm still a little hurt by this.

Okay, well I'm hurt by you. I need to process it. We're both hurt. Hurt people hurt people. You're telling me. You're telling me. You hurt me first, I hurt you back. I'm the hurt person who hurt someone.

You're both hurt. Hurt people hurt people. Yeah, oh thanks Kate. You're welcome. Good point. Yeah Kate. Couldn't have said it better. Five seconds late, welcome back.

Thank you, I was checking the daycare app. He ate his beans. You almost got there. What kind of beans? They had queso fresco today with a little bit of beans. So refried. Those updates are so funny. Yeah, my son is just always like he ate no chicken. No rice No vegetables. This is an app his whole banana. Yeah You just have to do that nowadays. Yeah, all my not through at the same time every day on the act and not real teachers

Not my kindergarten or doesn't know no like preschool they give updates and take pictures kindergarten you just drop them off what the fuck happens then you pick them up yeah and you might get like one story right one from the kid or yeah from yeah, Mike. And you can't really trust it. You don't know. No. Danny. Hmm? Oh boy. This is gonna be Nick Teraney going to get ice cream.

Here, Danny. Hood up too. God, this makes me nervous. Oh. Yeah. I'll never know. He know sounds like Marish now. Yeah, he looks very cool No, they're totally focused. Oh, yeah Oh, we should go bathroom. He just picked up on... He's on the move, hold on. Oh, he's on the move! He's looking for him.

All Jacob did... Oh, he's in hell. Yeah. Jacob just gave Zach a light nod. And Zach turned immediately and knew what. That's what it was? Yes. Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm worried I'm approaching enemy status was that oh yeah Well, it's really crowing up over there. I love watching people come and go and get their little treats over there. Yeah, this is Shane there's corn dog Shane. He knows it shit. He was acting like he's actually saying I was mean Yeah Did he get corn dog pretty quick though? Or was it at the buzzer? I think he got it really quick. Nice. Brandon? Yeah, hey man. We doing a house warming party? Yeah,, we'll do a housewarming party for my mom. Y'all all get her a nice gift. Everybody?

Does she want to be incorporated in more content? She's probably going to have to just eventually take my job. Yeah, I don't know if she wants to be in more content or not. OK. We'll see. We'll ask her. She's very stressed that she doesn't have a job yet. I got to find her a job.

Nope. What? What? I gotta find her a job. No Yeah, I'm gonna God damn it. That's not even What how does it go from how does it go from from from one motorboat to now? It's blowjobs. How's it do? No, that's it wasn't blowjobs blowjobs. She want more faces Was faces mean like faces in her bosoms good question. We could get that for we have a lot of faces here We don't have that What was that?

Light bulb went I'll kick that mic into your chin. You're not gonna say next dating show Where are you going? Safety You've never done this Man, where you going? Safety You've never done this What if? Barstool after dark oh no the record Bonnie blue oh Zack get the slingshot ready, and you get him for that 2,000 motorboats To a whole flotilla Brandon I on the record will not motorboat your mother. Can we get back in line after?

We've got the come clean guy I Promise you I would never move anyway. I got to find her job so she can she's looking around any what she want to do I don't know Is she having a go-noy party? Yeah, I gotta go for that too. That's next Thursday. She can be sad She's gonna be tremendously sad. Do you is there a chance? She's like, I don't want to do this. I Would say there's a 20% chance. Oh, that's high That's a high chance for financial ruin. I mean, I don't know. Let's see. I'm I'm 46 when I left my hometown I was 32 and it emotionally did something to me. She's 68 has never lived outside the town. So like you had a you bought a house. You had to reopen

your cameo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shame cameo still open right now. Thank you Nick. Yeah. Cameo. Yeah. Cameo still every cameo helps mama. Yeah. Yup you Nick. Yeah cameo. Yeah, get a cameo still every cameo helps mama. Yeah, yep Corn dog Shane's here. That's out. Do you want to try a jeopardy board real quick? Yeah, cuz you clean the board regular jeopardy or regular jeopardy. Yeah, you're a trivia savant in a way I thought I was Based on what I just like my mind's just like useless facts. Yeah. But I used to go to trivia Applebee's

every Wednesday in high school. That's basically the same as Jeopardy. We used to win all the time. You were never watching Jeopardy and be like, oh, I'd be good at this? No, I watched Jeopardy all the time. And you think you'd be good at it? Were you answering the question?

I mean, I thought I would, but then we did it here and I forgot like. How good did the corndog feel though? I mean it was just it was nice to see one go in yeah It was just a picture of a corndog right that real yeah, that was a jeopardy It was like the hardest jeopardy they could have picked it was like a lot of Bible questions and like a lot of jeopardy Literature and stuff was just not yeah, do. So what is your shit like? Movies is the big one. Okay movie guy, but we rip they have like a on prime they have

Pop culture trip jeopardy now. Yeah, yes, and like I'm good at that But like if it goes like if jeopardy goes into like classic literature Bible Okay, so what would be a success right here if we did a regular Jeopardy, not double Jeopardy? Half the board? Oh, I don't know. I'm not, I had way too high expectations when we put it on that one time.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna set myself up for failure. All right, find them one TJ. But, just rip a few. I'm gonna try, oh boy. Do you want me to read? Yeah. Okay, the winning shot, how about the winning shot? There you go. TJ but just I'm gonna try oh boy. Do you want me to read? Yeah, okay? The winning shot how about the winning shot there you go No bull yet as a freshman on a team with James worthy

At NC he hit the NCAA title-winning shot to beat Georgetown in 1982 I was born in 2000 come on my god. I know this one I know this one Michael Jordan. I can't yes. Yes is Michael Okay, a true warrior He hit a 38 foot game winner verse okc in 2016 and sealed the win verse France with a golden dagger in the 2024 Olympics Zach Jacob you got to know this stuff great. Yeah Why did you do that oh they're upstairs they're upstairs oh they have the slingshot though Danny go

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I'll call off my dogs, honor system, you don't eat cream, I call off my dogs. Truce? Truce denied. Okay, great. Love it. I'm gonna have pepper spray you just for fun. If they can catch me.

Okay. All right, next one I'd know is your eyes Steph Curry is that answer? Hail to the victors valiant in 1989 Romeo Robinson hit two free throws to win an NCAA title for this big ten school. Well, yeah, this is easy 1989 Come on Shane. This is. This was. You can't say. You can't play Jeopardy if you're going to do the I was born in 2000. Hail to the victors

valiant. Big 10. Michigan. There you go. Go blue. Kawhi Leonard hit the shot to 86 to 76ers game seven of the 2019 Eastern semis for this North of the border team. Raptors. There we go. This star of Romanian heritage hit from near the center court logo to put the New York Liberty up a game in the 2024 WNBA finals. Night night. See ya. Night night See ya See you though Inesco, yeah, yeah Cleared a whole thing there. We go fuck bang. These are movies

No onions go to onions dating back to at least 1802 recipe calling for frying in plenty of lard today They're a side at DQ and BK. On your inks? There it is. Nice. Redemption. Where's the corn dog? The melodic name of Fugato alla Venezina, a traditional dish of this origin meat and onions. Organ.

Organ, that word is organ. And melodic. my dish of this organ meat. All right. You guys fucking read. You were bragging about how good you could read it. I was you gotta stick to the Seuss novels brother damn it. Melodic. And can you read it again? No, I can't. I will not. The melodic name. Organ meat and onions. Liver?

yeah probably yeah liver bang! Making it the state vegetable the Lone Star legislators saluted the Texas sweet onion for including this food prep event Food prep event. Mmm You know Brandon inhibiting yeah, that's not including I can't tell what the word is either Maybe sound it out for inhibiting this food prep event We're looking at the state vegetable the Lone Star

legislator Saluted the Texas sweet onion for inhibiting this food prep event are we naming the vegetable or the event? Oh, I don't know why I want to use a lifeline Shane. Yeah, I don't know it Hitting this fruit, I don't know. What'siting this proof. I don't know What's like a food type of food preparation? Or is it the name of the like a chili cook-off oh, I don't know maybe try it. I don't know Tears tears all right. Oh what? How can you guys reach all right? You're out out I don't know how I can't good job Shane we're gonna try to do it as a bar so after dark the entire office clear an entire Jeopardy board the game yeah we can do it we think one that questions one questions answer will be corndog but it

would be worded differently than your last picture There's a picture this literally a picture of a corn dog said what is this How long to take you to answer a couple seconds? Normal normal amount of time Alright, thank you Shane Corn dog Shane just so from all the guys in the back just like Piling into the gambling cave Stumped constantly corn dog

Got one what is corn dog got one corn dog oh Just fine that was great. It's not me the ears aren't big enough you look good You can buy that ear tape You know who you look like time and time real quick on my wall behind me I have a picture of Larry Bird Michael Jordan LeBron James. Who is that pictured on my wall right there? I think that's Tom Thibodeau That's Tom Thibodeau Maybe no zoom in that's probably just a made-up guy, right? It looks like it's a gutty image. The Tank's Good News guy.

Oh, it's not Tom Dibbido. That looks nothing like me. Alright. Yes, Kate? Fieldcrest. Say you look like that Tank's Good News guy, that social media guy who only posts good, happy things. See, there's Larry Bird. You're anti-Brandon. Make him bald.

Alright. What do you got? I don't know. Anything from Stephen Shea? I locked myself out of my house and car this morning. Oh! Wait, both! And Pat's out of town? Yeah. As soon as the show's over I gotta go wait for the locksmith and pay $500.

Did you walk? We were Huh, as soon as the show's over I gotta go wait for the locksmith and pay five hundred dollars Did you walk we were about to work Kate was gonna be a little late for calm I got a text So I just got the boys in the car for daycare Realized car won't start my keys are locked in the house so locked out of house and car Walking them across town to daycare then gonna try to uber there in time. I made it she did I ran I had the baby in my arms. I was like running. It's point seven miles away the daycare You try to break into your how did you uber to the daycare you try the car seats. They can't go in the car That's allowed You can do really they don't have something for that yet. I know no no I'm not saying put the car

I'm saying just put the key. I was like drenched in sweat. They got uber pet They don't got over baby. They do have uber for car seats like you can you can request it. It just takes forever. Yeah So I'm looking forward to dealing with that this afternoon That's the worst. Yeah, did that um Neighbor of yours switch her window or shower window. Yeah. Yeah, it's a red It's a big red cloth up over it now And so it actually like in the evenings when she showers it like glows right like you know really fucking hot And you can still see a silhouette

Still see a silhouette like a little yet you can't before you could see like ariola. You can't see that anymore Oh, you're part of the way hotter But yeah, I had big breasts and people who work here have been over at my house and they're like, is that the window? And I'm like, yes, you can definitely. But it's better than it was. And now when she's outside, I'm always looking away. So when did she do this? Soon after you sent the letter?

Yes. Oh, wow. But like in March, maybe? And she put the We Call the Police sign up? Yeah. Neighbor, yeah. Neighborhood Watch, yes. So hot. What is she, a one to 10?

Just looks. Kate was saying like a nine. Yeah, but Kate will take, you gotta. I'm just saying, I live in Ukrainian Village. Yeah, she's like an Eastern European, like blonde, big tits. We need to ask, we need to gauge Kate, give her another girl that we all know.

What was the areola size She's talking about a lovely Susan B Anthony second you Every time it glows red I'm like I I did I suck What is this second you a dollar that's a dollar dollar? Don't know how much she's worth oh Right, so the Anthony was a dollar. I have no idea JFK's 50 cent Yeah, you don't see those Who's on the $2 bill Oh Jackson

Hamilton Hamilton no he's on the 10 did any of you have that map of the country of the country and you tried to collect all the Very into it Did any of you have that map of the country and you tried to collect all the quarters? Yeah, absolutely. I was like very into it. Jefferson. Jefferson. What? That sucks.

Huh. My grandma gives me a two dollar bill every birthday. What does she get them? Bank. Clemson fans just hand them out. Is that a thing? Oh yeah. Weird.

They like try to, they want to show the impact of Clemson coming to hand them out. Is that a thing? Oh yeah. Weird. They like try to, they want to show the impact of Clemson coming to their city. So they all pay and they give $2 bills with the tiger paw on it. Ugh. Yeah. Awful. A lot of Clemson fans.

A lot of Clemson fans. Mm-hmm. A lot of Clemson fans out. What was the? Cool gum. Thank you. My ouch gum ouch band. Yeah, there's a company that sent a bunch of old candy I can't stop thinking about Dante in this house We we had him on come this morning and exclusive what he said

He tried saying that he thought it was gonna be more surviving Barstool ask no Said he felt like he was tricked. He was tricked. What? No, it's too late to back out. No way. There's no way. His words. His words. Smokes is already scheming. He walked into the studio today and you caught him in a vent session. Yep, yep. Venting about what? Just should he be a demon or He goes and asks for advice from a bunch of people that doesn't listen to it right and he's like but I got advice There's been so many times the text me like should I post this and like ah, then he just posted yeah, right Yeah, he doesn't yeah demon time smokes

Yeah, he was like hey serious question should I be fooled demon? And I came in I was just like yeah, dude you got to take down everyone in that house You gave him an order you get you pem dostem of who he needs Kadek got a puppy yeah The brother puppy of Cody's puppy. Oh, yeah, it's Gouda and cheddar. Yeah all those all the cheese brother cheese That's a Not that puppies fucked. No. I was gonna say that's just a solid move by Katie to get pussy. Yeah, that's all he was doing That's why he got it. That's a pussy dog. He doesn't actually want that dog at all. That's

Got a pussy dog. He doesn't actually want that dog at all. That's a pussy dog. That's a pussy dog. He's got a pussy dog. Oh, this thing? He's gonna be walking. He's just gonna walk that dog all over Chicago. I just saved him, actually. Yeah, I'll be gone every weekend in August, but. Yeah. I'll be love the shit out of this dog.

It's fine. Yeah, that is true. He lives alone. It's okay. He lives alone and he's gonna be gone every single weekend. Well, that's perfect. I need somebody. Hey, I'm in a tight spot Yeah, I'm gonna watch my dog this week. He watched my dog while I go fuck in the He's gonna be the star of that show cuz he is such a fun like guy to be around and he I Was saying it to him. He's got something about him

Like every time I see a picture of him in the wild at a bar. I'd laugh. He's like the opposite Nikki smokes. Yeah Guy positive vibes. Yeah, not that smokes isn't yeah But like the picture of him wearing the Dan's V Swanson hair Like the five beers at once. You have five beers at once. What is five beers at once? Or can I guess? I'll give you two guesses. Everyone's just like, what are you doing? Everyone's filming him.

Yup. There's smoke in the background. Yeah. Do you have the Danzi Swanson hair? Just, yeah, he just makes me chock. I just realized it's not a show. It's like social clips? Correct. I thought it was like a reality show. It's like social clips? Correct.

I thought it was like a reality series. They might be filming it for something that comes out after, but yeah, I think it's gonna be all live. And basically, because they're coming back every week, they're bringing the drama back with them is kind of the thing. Part of it, I think. Yes. Yes.

But Dante, that was more of a surviving bar stool There's no games I just have to fuck I Guess it's too late now. He said his big things were gonna be like babysitting basically and cooking the Sunday dinner Oh, baby babysitting a home is nobody they're not going on Sundays. Yeah Nobody ever shows up for my Sunday dinners Yeah, he thinks he's a situation. He's gonna cause way more chaos than he thinks though. He's gonna be he's a good starter Yeah, he's gonna be like paranoid about like Katie. Do you not like me and that's gonna unravel and I can't wait

Babysitting that just sounds creepy. Yeah. Oh, yeah Don't say that. I'm not drinking tonight guys. I'll make sure you're safe You guys have fun didn't bring back any friends for the babysitter when you come back blacked out Yeah, just I'll babysit you when you're back Horny no I'll get as drunk as you want because you know I'm back here. I'll take care of Need me Let me know if you need babysitting. I'll come. I'll come babysitting.

Yeah, we need that. You need a babysitter. Yeah, that's creepy as creepy as it could be. I said he's just going to be reading a book in the corner while they're all heavy in orgy. Yeah. Said he's just gonna be like reading a book in the corner while they're all heavy and orgy. Yeah, oh Baby sitting you know worry I got you Have another I'll watch you sleep all night. Make sure you don't go to cramp in his leg. Let's make sure water He said some other really crazy shit, too, but you have to watch Kate frenzy. That's one more

You know watch go watch people after all YouTube but you'll have to watch Kate and Friends. Give us one more. I don't know, go watch Kate and Friends after this. On Peevala Stool YouTube. The House of Youngins, when the call came out, did you apply to be part of it or did they ask you? Cause you're like a club guy, you're like a happening dude, you know, how did this come about? 15 years older than all of them. 15 years older than all of them. I got, man, I, but I did it, I did it to myself.

I walked into a bear trap and classic Dave, when he sent out, I know you guys were on the email like a month ago. Yes. He sent out the email and going back to last year's surviving bar stool thing, I was like, still kind of like, what happened with that?

I was like supposed to go on and it never happened. So I like reached out and was like thinking it was going to be like surviving bar stool. Like yo, if this is happening, like let's do it. So it's like a summer house with challenges for a prize kind of thing is what you thought it was going to be. That's what I thought. Yeah, you didn't know the actual crew that like they were thinking about. No, and I was in the office on Monday and I heard Nicky and Annika talking about it

and we were in the kitchen or we were in the main lobby area and I was just eavesdropping and he's like, Bradley got these names and I was like, wait, so who's going to this thing? And he like names everyone. And I'm like, oh, no. Like, no wonder Dave responded right back and was like, yep, you'll be great. You're in. And my red flag should have immediately went up. Like, he definitely opened your email being like, oh, I'm interested and lit up.

And I was like, I responded back to him and I was like, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but if you're not, like, let me know. I'm in. And he's like, no, I'm being serious. You're going to be perfect for this. Like, you're in, let's do it. And that should have been the sign right there

that I was like stepping into. When you said yeah. He's babysitting. That's our babysitter. I'm not on, I don't think I'm on Dave's emails. Otherwise I would have applied. Would you have? Yeah. Hang out with Dante?

I don't want to think about you fucking. No, that's fine. You're like a Ken doll to me. Smooth. Do you have to fuck? We're going to have Zach keep you from fucking. I'm fucking The pepper spray you every time you get near a pussy won't be too often Oh I get DM saskin about Danny their sex painting who hate their sex spots. Oh, they seem real

You don't click the link ladies. Hit me up about Danny. Yeah, Danny though doing like investigation like just being you know under the bed Danny though doing like investigation like just being you know under the bed Yeah, we should just yeah, maybe we send you separately I was gonna I was gonna go actually for that reason and like bring something back for the act But I guess everyone in soul shot in New York is going instead. I think I think it conflicts with Camp Barstool, too, okay? Oh So we're gonna lose. So for Camp Barstool. Well, but I think Camp Barstool's during the week though. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's not during the weekends.

I'm so excited for that. I'm so excited for that. He was gonna bring your A game? Yeah. Should we? I didn't last summer, but this summer, yes. You guys all thought there was gonna be some kind of trick We did yeah, yeah, and there was no trick. It was literally just fun

And we'll do the same thing this year now that makes me think this year will be a trick. There's no trick That's what last year was about setting up the trick. Mm-hmm We did drive up there paranoid as fuck. Yeah, everybody was on edge on the way up. I'm not gonna lie I understand it this company doesn't do things normally where we're like hey, let's go have fun with our friends, and we're gonna do that It's gonna be very fun with our friends Possibly JLC oh Might be the host Working on that. Oh, I call I share a bug with him all All right. Here we'll do the we'll do the wheel. Okay. Yeah.

Hey, Miss Walker. It's big cat. It's big cat. I'm just getting excited for you to move up. I'm well, you know, I'm about a week away. I can't wait. I can't wait excited for you to move up I can't wait to see ya. Yeah, give you a big hole old hug You can do whatever you want No All right. All right. All right. Take the... No, don't problem with that. Don't take that away from me.

Don't take that away from me. I hope so. All right, let's spin the wheel. Good show, guys. And we'll be back tomorrow, right? Yeah. Yeah, we'll do this whole thing again. Francis tomorrow. Yeah, the bottom of this hairball situation and blinking

I know I'm stacking dates. I will get to them. It's been a crazy couple weeks Save it tomorrow. Please subscribe. Style is safe, blue water is the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's the act It's the act Bad cone etiquette by Walker, man. What was that? Alright, see you guys tomorrow.

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