The Yak - Danny is Getting Tanner and It's NOT by Accident | The Yak 7-8-25

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Just one girl. Just Kate. Eddie's here. Hello, Eddie. Eddie. What's up, guys? Girls? Girl. Just one girl. Just Kate. Danny, you may not have before yesterday, but you have went to the tanning bed. You got tanned. Obviously. You got more tan today than you were yesterday.

He was talking. You capitalized on a good opportunity to hit the bed. No. You are a tanner Danny than Danny Tanner. Danny Tanner. I mean, I don't even know how to respond your Danny tennis then very hot sun's been out I've been out here you were here yesterday yeah I didn't get Tanner since yes yes you did Danny oh I didn't you did

something's amiss can I say I also think you're dying your hair I hate that because someone on TikTok has been fucking yeah I've never died synthetically dark yes look how do I through Look, how do I prove it? It's a fanta black. How can I prove it? Tell me anyway I can prove that I didn't go to a tanning bed or didn't get my hair dyed. I'll prove it.

The tanning bed. You're dying your hair and you're starting to work out so you can have a good summer body for the shore house, which is fine. That's understandable. I am. I've not gone to a tanning bed. Let me look at your credit card statements. Sure. I don't think it's on your basket. I am I have not gone to a tanning let me look at your like credit card statements sure I

Don't think it's a tanning. I think he's using the tanning lotion I've showed you all like my my bad Because you're a single lonely man wait what no my back is pale right with the lotion right so I couldn't if I couldn't get no Right with the lotion right so I couldn't if I couldn't get no What no that would mean is burnt if I can't put lotion on my back tanning tanning lotion is the extender brush Listen, and I saw you by the way at your party, and you saw I was red it turned tan. No I didn't Well, there's video evidence of you and him at the party sure I didn't look at him. No, but he wasn't red You weren't red now Maybe not I was redder

That doesn't look red though pale pale hell Actually, that's bad lighting cuz you look pale too. Yeah, you're right. I couldn't be Anyways, reality. Julio's not with us today cuz he unfortunately contracted. Yes hand foot mouth And Kate's worst nightmare is that shut up? Yeah, how'd he get it? He was at a fourth of July party the bunch of babies shut the fuck did he really yeah? Yes, he was sitting right over there yesterday. Dude. It's so contagious. It's actually yes, dude. I shook his hand Oh, no, I didn't I hugged him tight. You better appreciate your fingernails and toenails now wait they come off. Oh, buddy. Yes, what do it's crazy? Wait is that me what are the odds of us getting that?

We all touched him he went around you're getting real cocky you're the closest to him you're right. I hugged him He did the he did the loop when guests come in they go to every person and they either Dapper and Shaker hug or something if you had the blisters on his hands already. We could be in trouble my god blisters buddy It's the worst. Maybe he's only got foot and mouth. What did he do? Yeah? No hand when he learned he contracted this disease. He was like about to come in today, and he was like oh my god my mouth hurts Dude, how do dude even pick what doctor to go to right you go to the podiatrist or the ENT right or the hand medic I just specialize in hands well you can specialize in feet right our feet are

way more complex than hands yeah Yeah, my hands are pretty consistent, but hands Are feet way more complex on their hands slightly more complex than hands There's gotta be hand specialist is more fake of a doctor than a dentist a hand It's just a hand specialist or a hand sir. They're pretty popular body parts. They're the most used Feet go through more. Yeah, you're right feet have to do it. Yeah, they have a tough job. Yes, but they just have one job hands do a lot I Would rather have my feet there right hands you're dead right? I don't know No, I would rather have my hands in my fight because look with the runner. He's yeah well

Well, he did kill. I think you'd want to lose one of both No, you don't think so cuz then you're a freak azoid yeah, but if you don't have you could hot I could I could have no feet you guys would be none the wiser We'd know if you didn't feel like that would affect your walking at least minimally You'd have a bad gate minimally a terrible gate not even a gate really gate is one of those like things that you really take For granted. I have a bad gate Yeah, you know there's a good gate rone. Yeah, of course Like a jauntiness to him. Yeah good body. There's a lot of bad gates in the office

Yeah, I think it all comes down to who has the worst it's confidence and balance Yeah, I think it all comes down to who has the worst it's confidence and balance big T is a work T. No big mine. He's a saunter can dating saunter goldfinger. Oh, yeah, gold. Oh walker Where are you sneaking off to little boy friend in the chat is pointing out the person that sat the closest to julio yesterday Was Kyle was your mom? Oh? My god forgot she was even a little closer than Kyle oh okay well that's that's fine how many diseases I'm not called hand foot and tits yeah you're right how afraid should we really be like if he was showing all symptoms yesterday and we touch him can only be starts when all

of a sudden you're like wow why do my hands and feet feel like they're in? Lava, but he's just before that like what you have been contagious yesterday Even though he didn't have any symptoms usually you're you're contagious before the symptoms start and then once the symptoms erupt It's you're almost out of the woods. There's a fever So you've had it done. I wrote a blog about it with pictures, and I showed all my I was out of work for like two weeks I had like I looked like I had leprosy My nails fell off and her kids just got it again what like three weeks ago So is it still in your system, or can you just get it again?

It's it there's so many different strains of it you like are never immune to it. What year did this start? Do you remember this as kids? Yeah? Oh, yeah? I didn't know it was this severe though I went through kids and never this never got into my house Is they in daycare? Yeah Contact with poop I did have contact Julio's poop wait did she did Julio shit before he came onto the yak he could have we asked So in that potentially anybody who went to the Compton Museum before he came onto the act. He could have. Let me ask. He might have. So potentially anybody who went to the Compton Museum. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Do you imagine an office-wide outbreak? Yeah, pretty easy to imagine. I'm surprised we don't have more outbreaks. I can't believe we have more. Julio, hey, it's Nick Teraney. Your voice sounds sore. Dude, I'm all right, but I know what this call's about.

Yeah, you're live on the program. Your voice sounds sore. Dude, I'm alright, but I know what this call's about. Yeah, you're live on the program. We're worried about like, contagion? Oh, no, I think you're good, dude. Did you shit before the Yak? I did not. Is that one of the things? One of the things is spread through shit. Maybe you wiped, you didn't have any blisters? I did not. And also, dude, like adults aren't even supposed to be able to get this.

Well, Kate had it. Oh buddy. Wait, you have it. I know, but like- Wait, that kind of hurts your point. But dude, the one caveat apparently is if you had it as a kid, like you literally can't get it again, but if you didn't, I guess apparently you can, which I found out late in the game. So wait, again, you had it as a kid and you have it now? I do not okay. Okay. Is he thinking are you faking it? Not it'll be an insane thing fake I have my niece and nephew here and they both have it and we're all starting to get it

So I'm sure your toenails might fall off Yeah, I know all right man feel better Yeah, I know all right man feel better Doesn't sound I think he's faking it. I think you think so. Yeah, it's a throat didn't sound bulging and cankerous He's playing hooky. He's doing Ferris Bueller's day off inch. Yeah. Yeah the old hand foot and mouth excuse I would believe it the more obscure the disease the more I would believe it. Yeah, that is true If you were to fake if you're tomorrow you wanted to fake sick what disease would you go with what I would go with like A poison oak mm-hmm just because I don't have to alter the voice yeah, and you could say it's it's it's hidden Yeah, you don't have to see it. Yeah, and uh they want you to stay home because they don't want it at all

Stomach 24-hour stomach bug is a great go-to That's not believable. It's very believable. I was not believed if you say you just have a gin general bug Yeah, I don't buy liar Yeah, you got you have to be puking in order to not come into work and also not get shamed You can't be like I have a flu or I have a cold What's the difference between oak and ivy? Do you know I? Think it's just I know but I've got all three really at one point in time. Yeah, I was third sumac sumac I guess yeah, you say look for the they look like mittens

Which ones and I forget which way the little mittens point out and that's how you know did you get poison ivy on your asshole? Sumac and sumac on my neck and but butt hole yeah, I've talked about it before from playing paintball have you had everything? I feel like every time somebody says something you're like, I had that Danny you cared a one up? yeah, appendicitis really?

wait, do you have your appendix? no, I've taken out that's one of my biggest fears while on a plane. Every single time I think I'm going to get appendicitis on a plane. What happens if it bursts? You die. Oh, you could die. Yeah, I had a terrible pain right here one day.

You can say it's the worst. And I went to the ER, it hurt so bad. I thought I pulled a muscle off the bone. And I went and they said, no, it's actually your appendix, which is over here. But they says it presents over here. And they took out my appendix like 45 minutes later. Yeah, worst pain I've ever been in my life. The surgery is

relieving. This is appendicitis. It was awful. What about a ruptured spleen? That's probably bad. That's probably bad. Bad things about that. Yeah. I haven't heard anything good about it. Nothing decent about a ruptured spleen. You only hear about the spleen when it gets ruptured. Right? No like good spleen moment. You don't get a spleen strain. You need your spleen. You need your spleen. People don't have them and they're. People get their sp spleen moment. You don't give a spleen strain or... Do you need your spleen? A appendix and spleen.

People don't have them in their... People get their spleen. I thought you don't need your appendix, but you do need your spleen. I believe the spleen is a filter of some type. Yeah, I've never had a vibey spleen moment. Oh, it is possible to live without a spleen. Yeah.

And you only need one lung, right? And one kidney. And one kidney. Yeah. Yeah, and you only need one lung right and one kidney and one kidney Yeah, yeah, so your biggest fear is appendicitis on a plane like on the takeoff to Singapore Yeah, and just like what oh my cuz I don't I think I would be like Kate and I would be too embarrassed I'll tell them to land yeah, but you also like you don't you I feel like you never you're never like oh I'm positive. I have appendicitis right now. You're saying what the fuck is going on. Yeah, not knowing Yeah, I didn't know when I went I know I could no idea don't are you puking and stuff? Yeah

I was just I don't know if it got to that point for me. It was just such a hard terrible pain It was in like 3 a.m. On a Sunday morning I just said I have to go the ER and see what it is how old were you? It was 2017 so I did they go bad why all of a sudden are some of the appendixes? I don't think we use them. I was 38 that was that answer like we evolved past using them, right? It was like to process like plants and shit. I think it's just not used anymore. It's just like a little hangy thing, huh? Seems like a hassle. I know I

Hate that shit can happen to you later in life. Yeah, that's usually when it does. It's pretty much. Yeah, but like. That's how you deal with aging. But I'm saying, imagine if you just got hit with the peanut allergy tomorrow. Oh yeah.

Is that on the table? Yeah, that's on very much. How is that on the table? I have an uncle. I guess that happened to me. Around seafood totally fine his entire life and then one day in his 40s, was at a seafood restaurant

They brought out that it's like shellfish steaming and he like almost died it came out of nowhere And now he can't even like be in the same room as it He can't be near it and was like it like came out of nowhere. Did he go into an olfactic shock? Yeah Oh Hoopify Did you see I just got followed by Hoopify India. There's an Indian kid doing your thing. Yeah, someone made a Hoopify India. Yeah, Hoopify. Are you worried about it?

I'm worried that they might say something that actually doesn't match my video at all and most kick the... It's a bigger demographic than the US. Do you feel like Hoopify India will be bigger than Hoopify? It's massive for your brand. Yeah, they sell the dings and everything, so if it wasn't just like the Indian market, it could just explode. It has the what? It has the dings.

That sounded like a... Yeah, do you incorporate dings to your videos? A lot, like a... A lot of dings in the back. Okay, so they still have the... Can we see one? Do they do an Indian ding? He has a lot of dings in his videos.

There's a Spanish one, and they didn't talk about it. Look, this was here. Someone took out a chin in the middle. Yeah, who's the 9 this 9 year old kid? Oh yeah, they're dinging. They're dinging. This is Tua Kogi. He has the most aura in Indonesia.

Tua got all his aura from these crazy dance moves on this ship. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it was weird. It's like the AI in my voice but it still kinda like sounds like me. Yeah, a lot like you. Who do you think did it? Baby Gronk went to the gymnasium in Libya. Do you have no idea? Oh, there's Hoopify Espanol. They replaced the dings with the Taco Bell, John. Come on.

Oh, that's wrong. Well, congratulations, Hoopify. Yeah, you're international. Hoopify worldwide. There he is. Yeah, Brandon, what have you got that tick that you couldn't have red meat anymore? No. Okay.

Yeah, all right. Could happen. Pass. I, yeah, I guess it could happen, but I- It's not like you live out in the country. What's the alternative to not having things go wrong when you get old? Dying young? Yeah. No, like you adapt to it because it's all you know.

It's all you've ever had as a kid. I think if I just developed a peanut allergy tomorrow, I just would, I would die. I don't think I would stop, I would just keep going. Isn't Chick-fil-A in peanut oil? Yeah. It would be almost impossible for me to get a peanut allergy at this point.

What if? I'm more likely to just turn into a chicken? What if you got ten grand a day? For every day you went vegan Money's involved with it. We could make some life changes real quick Yeah, that ten grand a day for going vegan. I would I would go vegan for the rest of my life No, I'd snap like wrong. Yeah, what you would break in a week For ten thousand a a day I'd go I'd go a year no problem no Brandon you already have too much money that you

don't even spend it all no I spend every bit of it I I want some bullshit too anyway just some bullshit yeah anyway doesn't matter where we at what's what's what's your most recent bullshit most recent bullshit man? I walked into Jim and Steve's yesterday and He had just got a new shipment of starting lineups, and I was like hey I should just turn around and leave no there. I go just but don't you have a motherfucking? I got all of them Nick. I got all of them. So you just got duplicates Wait a minute and something what else happened?

Running it back. Yeah, I just say he had starting line up saying I didn't know they made like what yeah shit I think he's like creating them in a lab now. Wait, are they fake? Yeah, probably. Yeah, I got a Nick Tarantino starting line up That's cool Are you an eBay guy? I am but I know I know I know me so I keep myself off of it a lot do you have a white whale of man tiki well the last time I said that we ended up eating it on the show so I'm not gonna answer it but it was the Michael Jordan Fleer card which now not only do we eat a replica Dan just got one probably just put it in a pile in his office and has moved on entirely

he's hasn't thought about it one correct does it um extend past sports and pop culture like would you be interested in I think I would something else like a a wiener so I did think the other day what like a water tower ah from like Brandon Mississippi that would be awesome that would be incredible actually but no I never thought about that I did think of TV show memorabilia well I was in Boston a couple weeks ago we were in Boston right yeah and you know they have the Cheers thing set up there yeah I was like I wonder if I could go online and buy something that was actually on

The set and cheers. Yeah, that'd be cool. Well got the hoverboard was it you okay? Yeah, that was cool Yeah, and what closet is that in at home? Pat's brother has it that's brother has he's a movie guy Yeah, did come in handy. I've had a sign post Malone guitar team some major real estate my apartment real estate my apartment Damn what about a move on sign jockstrap would you ever want something like that? Oddly yeah, yeah, I didn't know I would want it until you just said it if somebody comes to your house And they're a memorabilia guy. What's the first thing you show them well look at this I got some good Hank Aaron pieces that I That I got and maybe the Greg Maddox thing they gave me last week where he signed it, fuck you

Brandon Walker. That was cool. It would be cool to have the very niche, like this is the pan that cooked the peanut butter grilled cheese that killed the last sandwich that Elvis ate. I wouldn't mind having something like that. Is an autograph worth more if they decide to do some crazy shit with it? Yes. Like draw a picture?

If it's a one of one, yeah. Wow. mostly sports kind of fucked over anus for the card show no we hope how we they asked I think Frank and Gruden are fucking over all of us really because that's now being treated as a as a as a Frank and Gruden production they asked what we wanted to open up and we're Frank's you know was like I would love to open up some college football they're like ah mostly sports is going to open up baseball football basketball I What hey? Did you not think I percentage yeah, I don't know I

Sorry, I don't have any I don't have any pull on that regard Yeah, I want to pull any put it throw anybody under the bus But that's that's somebody from within the anus universe making those calls. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Anus gets power slap and PBR the anus yeah. Anus gets Power Slap in PBR. The Anus universe. Yeah, we're gonna get the PBR cards. Hey, if you get a J.B. Mooney, that's worth something. Who dat? That's the world champ.

In Power Slap? No. No, in Bull Riding. National Bull Riding. Did you go when they were here in Chicago in January? No, I went to Cheyenne though, to see them at the Cheyenne Frontier Days. I'll be god damn.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. It was good. Oh, how was the chicken tenders? Can I still make Cheyenne? I didn't go. It's later in the year. Oh, OK.

I thought you were going over brick. No. It was a winter show? Is that what? Does that happen every year? Cheyenne? Yes, it does. OK.

You don't want to go back there, huh? I've been to that corner of Wyoming a couple of times. It's actually a beautiful place. Is it? I've been to that corner of Wyoming a couple times. It's actually a beautiful place. I've been to Laramie. Not really. It's beautiful in its uniqueness. Okay, never mind. In parts of Wyoming... Stunning.

Like Cody up there. How far does stunning get you when it's just nice to look at? People claim... How don't think. How long till you got bored? I could live in Wyoming tomorrow. Brandon, I don't think you're the same man that lived in Mississippi. You're not a simple man anymore.

I am a simple man. I'm counting down the days till I get to go back and do nothing. You wouldn't last a day. I would last. You'd be reviewing sports books by the end of the week. Yeah, but that's not doing anything. That's not work. That's not real. That's not hard. I Just told him myself

Nah, okay good good Wyoming you didn't like that corner Wyoming so I went with Donnie we went to Cheyenne, Wyoming And it I wanted to be immersed in like the real like rodeo cowboy culture, and it was not that at all That's you didn't get that Place to go I wrote on a bull out there well this must have been pretty bad for Eddie to be big bull Yeah, and toes down like huge bull. I know I feel bad cuz it's you know I don't know I don't like really shitting on where people live cuz they take pride in that you know obviously But it was not it was just wasn't great. You were in the town the the cowboy culture is around the surround Not which just wasn't great. You were in the town the the cowboy culture is around the surround area probably yes But see how you was a dumper just wasn't cultured wasn't a dump

It just wasn't what I thought it would be When it comes you think you would be there would be big green trees around you and like hills and yeah And there would be cows gently grazing of the land. I thought I'm going to a rodeo I thought it was gonna be like from what I should have picked big sky Yeah, probably yes, and yeah, where's the Dutton ranch this this I did this in Wyoming this huge bull this gigantic That's one of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life. I can't believe you really know that was really painful You know y'all don't reme- I don't.

That bruise... It went- it went all the way up my back. Yeah, I remember you- it was like green and yellow. Ugh! Yeah. It- for some reason it makes it look like I don't have an ass. Yeah, you do though, for sure. I do!

You have a huge butt crack. It's very real. Yeah, we've all seen it. It's always poppin' out. A bull smushed your ass. Oh for sure Bull smushed your ass Um I guess can we it's now a good time to talk about the mincy video that he did oh Him standing in the crowd. Yeah, I was playing a game this morning While taking shit I was watching the video and I would pause it and try to find somebody that wasn't annoyed and I couldn't do it he's just in the way. Oh my god. He just he also just didn't do this. Hit me with a pause. Yeah he's... You're right, everyone's pissed. Alright, pause. She's She's bothered. She's smirking. Yeah.

That guy's annoyed. Oh, no. I know why he's looking. That was good. That guy's annoyed. I don't know. Oh, look at that guy. That was, seeing a punk was annoyed.

Annoyed. That guy's annoyed. Yeah. He's just like, dude, the cap obviously a very busy walkway It's a marathon not a The nature of a marathon And still it was like this significance. Why does that make sense to video credit? Oh Ryan DePaulo's out there Paulo? So Ryan get this is definitely a DePaulo joint. Yeah

This is no better than the people doing tic-tacs in the middle of the aisle on an airplane Have you ever seen that in real life? It's a full of 51 consecutive hands at the feature table Gutsy folds. Oh, yeah, some brave. Oh, come on. Look at that poker face who made that Sometimes our DMS like they just want impossible things I got DM last night for my guy that said I've been watching mincy for three hours He's folded every time. Can you tell him to fucking play? I'm like no I can't it's not much I can do here man my hands are tied, but he's alive to day three But I don't know did he even like really play yesterday did he win any hands yesterday? Have to oh so he's still in yeah, okay, so Nate was turpent him about being on his phone though I don't know, did he even really play yesterday? Did he win any hands yesterday? I had to, right?

Oh, so he's still in? Yeah. Okay. I saw Nate was chirping him about being on his phone though. Oh really? Yeah. Is Nate out? Nate's out.

Nate's out, okay. You can be on your phone while playing? That surprised me too. Yeah, can you look up like, I don't know, statistics? Or just... Yeah, like what to do? Yeah. There's still like a thousand people in it. I saw that

Couldn't you just watch if the table you're at right? What else happened at the poker tournament, I have no idea Did Ethan leave or she still like Ethan left he was leaving last night. Yeah Did Ethan leave or she still like Ethan laughs he was leaving last night. Yeah Saw him with the chicks. Oh, yeah Ethan Ethan was with a chick. Oh good for him Rochelle Ryan did he go he was with Rochelle Ryan and another chick there. I'll be an associate. Yeah Okay, Rochelle Ryan, what's her thing she's in a fantasy football league with Mikey Betts. Okay, that's how I know her. Okay

That's a pass. Oh, I don't know her. I think what is she I don't know cuisine She's in cuisine. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. It's like Sara Lee Little dad Ryan little Debbie Danny smokes. Certainly, you know Rochelle Ryan. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's uh, that's a good picture of it. She's part of Frank's army That's my he bad friend. Maybe her pinned tweet will give us an idea Who's to say we We got a new TV. Wait a goddamn second. Wait a goddamn second.

Come on. Kate, break it. I actually came in here because I like to sit here and work in my little nest, and I came in here right as I came to replace it, which was awkward. And then I was here when they realized it definitely wasn't gonna fit. It doesn't fit at all. It was very, it was way more contentious than we thought. Guys, we, we. That ain't right. We have to break it. Do we have to break it?

So, who would be reasonable answering questions about this and not Huff and Puff? Oh, he was mad. So I sent a video to our Yacht Group chat yesterday. I was filming while they replaced it and Stefan walked in. I was seeing while they replaced it and Stefan walked in. Those are these nightmares.

Parking car between there. I want to know who fucked up the TV that fit in the first place. Why are we sitting there? Unacceptable. Ryan, how's this going? We weren't expecting it to not fit. Listen, we're trying to get the right TV to fit. It's just...

There are five other TVs! We gotta figure out what model these other five are. Did we just get a new order of TVs or something? No, this, I'm not... It seemed like this TV may have came back from the Yacht, but, uh, from the Dozen tournament in Boston. So we're repurposing... Works. Yeah, they repurposing. Works.

Yeah, they won't notice. I got a couple questions. I doubt they'll even address it. No, it'll be fine. I got you back. Yeah. We need Stefan in here. Kate.

Wait, he's kind of breaking that one too, so they hit the door. Before we ask him, we should probably watch his reaction to this. How long is this video go? He'll handle that well. This is hilarious. I feel like this is even better than it fits

if it's just like four inches wide. I did see Ryan take it out of the box and look back and forth like 50 times to see if it was gonna fit. I don't think they'll care, Stefan. They can't even notice. Why do you film all the fucking time? Hey, we got big screws for the other one.

Well, take it down, I guess. Why are you hiding, dude? Why are you hiding? I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm documenting this. Danny go film Steffan right now. Is there something I said? I pointed out that it doesn't fit. How do we have known otherwise? That's...

It looks like fucking shit. It looks fucking what those TV's want. It's so fun. I like this so much. It looks like fucking shit. It looks fucking awful when it's embarrassing. Did anyone in the chat notice? I would hope so. I don't think so. I was looking and it wasn't like a thing. If maybe a couple people noticed. I think we could have gone on a few episodes.

I would not have noticed. I didn't notice. But now it's really bothering. Now it's the only thing I notice. Let's break. The logo looks nice and big. Yeah, let's take it off. That's glorified debris What is this TJ doing this? TJ wait could you do that the whole time? Damn Damn You just fun yeah, I'm gonna take a little break from talking to Stefan really someone else wants to I know I've been doing it for A long time you want to see you can throw at the farthest TV them

Yeah, I feel like we could probably chunk that thing Dave. You want to go in the hallway and that alleyway where we threw the jeans Maybe he's not only did the jeans. Yeah, cuz you didn't go to Wisconsin with him white socks Dave's mad at you No stuff in the FN. Yeah. Oh did he invite you to Wisconsin? He did well Sam did to do one other They over break. They just got a place But it was it was like three and a half hours away. I was like nah Yeah, but it's over break once you get there you can stay there Yeah But if I'm just looking for a place with a lake a cottage like I can get that an hour an hour and a half

Away three hour and a half drive, but what about them doing it for me about the friends? Yeah? I'll see him at work the next week did that look like a friend to you in that video no Because you rejected his friendship to begin. I don't need to be fair. I don't even know if he knew that I was invited Yeah, he probably wouldn't have gone and Lance took my spot, which is great because they got to experience the magic of fireworks. Hmm Yeah Lance was Really fired up about fireworks. Lance loves fireworks. Really big fireworks guy. A passion for it Remember he burned his hands on that California fireplace, didn't he? Hands on that California fireplace, didn't he something? No, I didn't know that he picks up a rock. Oh, yeah hot rock. Yeah bandages. Yeah, he's a big hand burn guy

Big in a fire. Well, he sounds like he needs a specialist He's doing this in like the middle of Lincoln Park Oh Pop should have been called Danny you do you do film everything? Pretty obnoxious. Yeah, I be pit. Let enjoy the show man put your phone down one goddamn time Video of fireworks it's wanted it to Atlantis, but no Lance didn't want he did he did he did he did Did you send that to him? I? Tagged him in it. Yeah, he's gonna abuse it for a carousel post on Instagram at the end of the month. Okay, you're welcome

Someone's got a document you guys don't film enough Do you still have Katie stats running your Instagram? Yeah. Yeah, she'll text me every now and then and I do a password reset or something Or something. She just she handles all the Instagram which I do Twitter she does Instagram Evo does Tic-Tac that sucks though you're you're we're losing from you not running your own Instagram how you're Jerry Rice photo like moments like that what I don't remember that what's the way you just send it to Katie stats and she posts it or does she give you no no no I just does it she just whatever I tweet She flip puts it on Instagram, but what is there any just Instagram? No, there's rarely any just Instagram I don't have a big like Twitter. I'm 380 and Instagram like a hundred so like it's not

We got a bigger audience on Twitter 96 more chicks on insta are there Yeah, so whatever I tweet out, she just flips over there. It's a good ass grid. I got $2,000 cash for that Otani card, by the way. People are saying you got ripped off. Uh, how? Probably could've gotten like double.

I probably could've gotten more, but the corner was a little frayed, and there was a scratch on the back, and the guy just wanted it raw. And you just got $2, so you just got 2,000 cash 2,000 can have you spent it no Put it in salt to Jim and Steve or somewhere else um You know I made my deal fair mm-hmm T. J. You think we can make that logo a little smaller probably Just a just a hair smaller. What's your standing at Jim and Steve's?

Can you like go there, throw some cash in his face and then just go take stuff and leave? No, but I can go look at a picture on the wall and be like, can I get this? And he says, yeah. And I'm like, well, I don't have, can I pay you Saturday? He'd be like, yeah, or just pay me whenever you can. So I'm like, so wait, you're living paycheck to paycheck? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying theoretically, I could, I could go in there and be like, Hey, I'm just going to get a bunch of things today. I'll pay you for them the next week. But why? No, no need. He just asked me the status. I don't actually do it, but I could do that.

Do you deal with Jim or Steve? Well, I believe Jim is passed on. Steve is the son who opened it with his dad in the 80s. Steve runs it. Steve's an older man? Steve's probably, I'm going to say, between 45 and 50. What percentage of their sales come from you? I think he's got a lot of guys that are bigger than me.

Yeah? He's got a lot of guys that are much bigger than me. Where's this place at? Waukegan. Okay. Yeah. And I found there's other good spots around, but it's the best spot in the Chicagoland area.

Have you been to the Craigslist guy yet? I have not. I don't even know who that is. Who's that? It's an Instagram, or it's a YouTube channel that I've gotten addicted to. He films his pawn shop interactions. Here in Chicago?

Yeah. He's in the suburbs. He's not far from here. Okay, well no, I haven't even seen him. I'm not even aware of him. I've never been in a pawn shop. Really? I've been in a pawn shop.

I've been in a few. Thanks. Yeah, I bought and sold at pawn shops. Have you ever pawned? Sold, yeah. Pawning is like you- Well that's pawn, yeah. Let them hold it.

No, pawning is- They give you money- how's pawning works? Pawning is you selling to them. Selling, yeah. That's pawning. No, no, no. What's pawning? Pawning is they hold it and if you don't pay it back They keep it if you don't pay them back went with my friend in high school to one in South Street

She sold some of her jewelry to get her nipples pierced. Oh South Street chilling on South Street Then what? She got her nipples pierced and I was there for that too and Stefan you see she's still barbell Oh boy, not anymore. No, she's a mother sack Can we talk about the TV? It's a bit it no, it's not The logo is come sit down and talk to us about the TV. Just a second permission to film

Do you think it looks good? Do you think it looks good? To be honest, it worked out to be exactly what I wanted it to look like. Yeah? You wanted it to not fit. Good work. Okay, alright, well. Are we gonna... Are these models of TVs harder?

Are they not being made anymore? Yeah, come on in. Sit in Titus's seat. Do not sit in Julio's seat. That's fine. Hit cock. Sometimes the seat do not sit in Julio seat. That's fine Hello everyone, how are you? What happens if we break another one real quick? We just came off a week break Are you not feeling better? You're not feeling good yesterday. I was like I was good yesterday. Okay, that's Tuesday. It's all right

Long story short you broke the TV Kate broke the TV Kate broke the TV. Mm-hmm. I Argued for a long time that it wasn't worth fixing. Mm-hmm. Why we just happened to have What I thought was the same TVs in the back Didn't do a lot of research on if they were exactly the same hold on I'll probably answer your question, okay? Turns out they are the same brand, but not at all the same TV But we had it up there, and then TJ was out there. He's like TJ said leave it up. It looks funny, so Yes, we will get a new one eventually but for now. That's

funny. So yes, we will get a new one eventually, but for now, that's he would rather have that than a broken black one. Stefan, in the grand scheme of things, TVs are inexpensive. No, we will get you a new one. It's been a year. Yeah. So like the TV that we have that those five are, are specific Samsungs that are made for to have high quality images on there. You choose to do that image, but like they are meant more for that. This is more of a low-line Samsung, not the same at all, so. But I guess what we're asking is why can't we just order one of those? We are. That's gonna happen.

Okay, okay. Great. People need to see the logo for the sixth time. Oh, uh, Nick. Yes. Yep. That's gonna happen. Okay, great people need to see the logo for the sixth time. Oh Yes, yep So we have six TVs that all have the same image that never changes. Yeah, what about a picture on the wall? What do you mean? Why wouldn't we just have the logo on the wall? I think that's better I think when this room was designed There was hope that you guys would have some

ideas of Original in the original design asks when we were opening this office I had asked for can we put up a big LED wall kind of like the jumbotron behind you guys? Yeah, that way the room could be dynamic and we could put you in different environments and stuff That was my like original. That'd be cool. It's a great idea Yeah, like if the entire room was like a you like a green screen type environment We could put you guys on the beach or like we could do a bunch of like or put you guys in a studio And then this they were like we can't do that. What if we put TVs behind you that was kind of the but are these TVs like connected to where we can get one big?

image on the background No, we could like we could like split one big image amongst six small have to yeah You would have to separate into six so but like could you control that middle one TJ and put like a dartboard on it Yeah, yes. Oh, let's try. I have I need to get it. Okay. Why did I fall? I need to stop? I'm not in here enough to get the no no no repertoire down. Yeah, so it'll happen. Yes Kate has a question how many Rangoon's you up to? To be honest, I've only gone twice, but I'm literally moving there in a month So I'm getting close to getting is that a part of the move because you'd be closer to the free Rangoon's it worked out

I Mean if I lived like 20 minutes away, I probably was still gonna do it But so when how often you get positive feedback on your tattoo? the Ingen like this one or just one that you got for the Rangoon's I think I've gotten mixed reactions like Why the fuck would you do that? And then also it's like, oh, that's just a smart

economical move, so I'm more on that side. Yeah, that probably feels good. And I think like, it's just a good story, even if I never go there. And people are like, what if that place shuts down tomorrow? It's an invaluable thing, a good story. That's why you have to get your Rangoonz today. I feel like that story might be more, could be almost as valuable as the Rangoonz himself.

It's beautiful. But yeah, that's the TV situation. I would like to tell you when we're going to get you a new one, but I'm not on my Top 10 Things to Do list, unfortunately. What's number one right now? That's a good question. I mean we're getting ready for camp barstool, so that's always Just the fall in general are you pretty hands-on with the bar so the dark streams you have to help those are Lucas thinks it's just barstool anywhere around the Chicagoland area

Not the office that we have so like having to go on the road every week for those is just a whole thing fucking hell Yeah, but you know you can't do it on his own We're not doing this cuz I'm I don't know I'm like cuz Do you have to say you had to send a tech person whether it's you or someone else Every time right that looks pretty good T. J. It was nice. Why is that? Do we have any small frisbees? What don't want to use a dart? Thank you, Stefan. Yeah, thanks. I like that that looks fun. Oh Yeah Oh, yeah

What's up Brandon is that a pee those quick pee it has to be covered on your shoulder. Yeah, he's you have to be covered Brandon You think you could kill me with a knuckleball. Mm-hmm No, I do not think I first of all knuckleball It's not gonna go hard enough And then I can't throw hard enough to kill a man with a baseball. Yeah, you can I think you could I don't know I think you got me in the temple you could I I'm probably throwing 60 miles an hour best I just don't think that's killing you could you kill an eight-year-old with a baseball yeah nine Probably nothing under 10. I think 10 where it tends where it's gonna get tough to kill their their skulls are more resilient really

Well, I don't know I Think you could kill with an unlimited knuckle balls Knuckle balls though just the flutter may they float and I can't throw a proper knuckle ball It's less about speed and more about as long as you get them right in that sweet spot that little soft spot All right Well, then you got to, is this person just willingly allowing me to throw at that spot or they have the ability to move their head at all? They're bound.

Because if I can stand three feet away from somebody and throw at their temple as hard as I can. I think that would be too close. Or whatever, five feet, whatever it is. Just if I can stand a very close distance and they can't move say you're playing a pickup Game you're pitching and that the eight-year-old is up to bat pick up baseball. He doesn't know you're a lot he doesn't know you're about to obviously wouldn't be professional he doesn't know you're about to Try to kill him. I think I don't throw hard enough like I would throw it and he would get out of the way

Or at least start the process of getting out of the way at least protect his temple if Kyle did a side profile On a body armor bottle right there. I think you'd be able to kill him definitely. I don't think I don't think I could white Docs Dave good And if he can get up there 85 or 90 I think he could I don't think anyone could you don't think so nobody could kill you With a knuckleball not a knuckleball why it's just gotta be a knuckleball cuz that makes it a lot harder Yeah, but that makes it impossible. I don't think a knuckleball not a knuckleball. Why is it just gotta be a knuckleball? Cuz that makes it a lot harder. Yeah, but that makes it impossible I don't think a knuckleball is killing anybody think good Could you as hard as you can kill somebody or could anybody kill somebody with a basketball?

Theoretically yeah, and some I think an NBA player if they got me in the uppercut if they like with a basketball Yeah, an uppercut. I player if they got me in the uppercut if they like with a basketball An uppercut I think if they got me Say I'm like looking up they're like hey look up and I go to look up and they doomp it and it It's in the throat or the Professional basketball player thumps you with an uppercut the boxing robots. Yeah With the basketball yes, I think they kill me or paralyze me at least Brandon could you kill me with the basketball, but you don't throw it you stand over me and try to bash I just know I think it's gonna the basketballs even an aired up basketballs gonna have too much give in it to kill

It's a really hard chest pass. No chance. They can't generate the force. Mm-hmm I think if I took a football... And the point? And I just smashed you over the head repeatedly... That would be stabbing me. I think that would break skin eventually. I don't know which golf ball I can kill you with. Yes! Golf ball, a billiard ball, a bowling ball. You can murder with these, no problem.

Basketball is going to be tough to kill with yeah a shuttlecock would take century Unless you caught him mid-yawn Choking on shuttlecock The rackets kill people every year the rackets Racket Flemish ass racket they snap off and then you end up stabbing themselves. Oh on my list of what? Bad things that can happen How long is that list you know those little refillable water balloon balls?

Yeah, those are popular right now little magnets the kids swallow and pinches their intestines. Oh god damn What about the grill the grill brush? Well, that's cardiac arrest no No. No a six-year-old girl. Yeah, it sucks Anyway, sorry, yeah, damn it Kate. I know it's ever-growing. Let's do it you guys Jay what is it? What's new since you're the puppy? Pepper good good Nothing crazy up very early again like 545 today is new Jay what is it what's new since you're the puppy pepper good going good nothing crazy up very early again like 545 today but yeah she's watching the sky game right now it's tied up 14 what was the hand thing nobody nobody has was the sky town but I don't really know what you did it yeah what was it I don't

know guys we got under 10 seconds left this ref refereeing is a nightmare. Oh my god Steve It shows the hand thing you mean you don't know you did it. I Just made a simple hand gesture nothing crazy no meaning behind it. It's chay a blood Is he trying to avoid gang warfare? Oh, I'm watching the end of the sky games going on. There's there was 10 seconds Why are you hollering sorry interrupt? Yeah, my bad Steve was a town down. Oh Yeah, right peace up a town down. Yeah, I think that's what he did Do you guys think major league baseball players were too much like shit right here Steven the the sky in the last 10 seconds So we don't have time for this right? Yeah, I don't take you away from the last 10 seconds

We all die or lose into the sky game. Oh damn. This is the problem. That's just not a Chicago sky thing. That's the people at home. Could be a skyline. There. A and then... What was this? Just pointing down?

2A. Watching the sky. Then you point it down. What's the A for? I'm lot of the sky And you point it down I'm just watching the sky That's down Dumbass Who won cheh? No mystic fuck That's the most upset anybody's been I think that was

That was a very poorly officiated game I Saw a tweet about a there was a mystic joke there All the sky has no one talking about those a tweet yesterday pointing out chase Glasses and the way they fit on your short legs on short arms on glasses What they barely get to your ear? Are they supposed to go that that's supposed to rest around the ear Yeah, that only get the only the very tip gets to your I don't even think you need your ears to wear those How are those staying on your mom?

Only the tip gets to your ear You got far away ears yeah your ears are far from your nose let me see yours Nikki remote ears too much hair yes too much oh hey can't see it that's not that different no his looks normal his no his go the curve is right where the ear is yeah your curve is in front of the ears curve hooks behind his ears Your curve is just like kind of there. This is the same. He just has longer hair No, you know his goes further his curve gets to his ear your curve doesn't get to your ear Yeah, yours is the little yours at the end

You need longer or glasses fuck no you need the extendo Sucks for me do they fall off often no never they fit pretty good Block out the Sun what oh cuz they're transition Those back in Steve's trans. I don't know but when he got those he made a video And I thought they would be a bigger character on the yak than they have been They have not really been a big feature of the yak when you you got them, I thought, boy, look out, us. Look out, world.

I mean, in fairness, they only activate when you're outside. What if you got in front of one of these lights? No. Smart glasses. They're smart glasses? Are those glasses smarter than us? Who's to say? I got new glasses just the other day

And did you know they have them now where you can have the part that goes over your ear can play like audio Yeah, it's oh, yeah, but you don't have to like I guess if you're watching TV You could just put it on on your glasses. I got sent some sunglasses like that to have a Hook it up to your Spotify or whatever and so you're're just. Holy shit, what's next? I know. I wanna get the filming ones. Yeah. I wanna be a guy who films his public walks and makes highlights of the worst infractions because people are getting worse at walking in public.

Oh yeah. On crowded pathways. You can rent them out, we have a pair. We do? You can rent them out. Oh, we do? We can rent them in our equipment room. Have we got a pair?

We can rent equipment? Mm-hmm. What else do they have? Let's go rent something right now. Just very expensive cameras. Adapter. And we can just take them? You gotta sign in, sign out.

If that shit goes missing. I still owe something back. What do you owe back? What'd you keep? Something with little cameras, little handheld ones. Yeah, like cameras. In New York office, you could go grab like three to four ten thousand dollar cameras and just bring them home. Bring them home, sell them.

No, Pizza Joe will stop you at the gates, no? No, that was beforehand. Pre-Pizza Joe? What about Henny Joe? Who? Pizza Joe. Hennessy Joe. Who's Hennessy Dan? Hennessy Tennessee Dan was Hennessy Dan Oh, that was that was great. That was goose Dan. Yeah Hennessy Joe was the tech guy in New York. Oh

Yeah, yeah The guy that look I thought he was a ghost that's Hennessy Joe. Yeah, he is a specter Why you calling him pizza Joe then cuz he loves pizza. I mean that's well, I mean then everybody would be pizza No, no, no, no no he's pizza Joe Promises got loves pizza, but like everybody every no people likes pizza pizza Joe like like pizza this guy better Damn it. I grabbed the one human doesn't like pizza one Walker for sure No pizza Joe she was trying to make a name for us That's not pizza. That's not pizza

That would be more apt that yeah isn't a piece pizza Joe he came here for a weekend or for a week to like Do like inventory and he had pizza like every day and he was comparing notes and talking about other places ago I was like damn to get pizza every that's what he said. He was here for a weekend No, it was days. No, this was like four days Hmm your story just isn't adding up. He's pizza Joe I never once saw that man with a mother pizza to me. He is the pizza guy at this company Maybe he's visiting He is the number one pizza guy at the come who dumped him pizza Joe just your ass

Calls him that I'm telling you're trying to make your own it. Yeah, cuz wait. What do you call Doug? Dougie applesauce You just you go first name food no no no food first name Pete I'm telling you spend five minutes with Joe and you will get pizza knowledge you never well How did you know Dougie applesauce? What did know Dougie apples? What did he tell you about what did he tell you wait cheese? What did he tell you about pizza that you didn't he was just explaining the ins and outs of places that he's been Yeah, is it possible he was in Chicago heard there's good pizza, and that's the way he got it every day He wanted to try like different places so he he but of course if someone says they want to try pizza

They'll be like all right. I'll try one deep displace pizza Joe did all four of them You could ask him every time I see him I call him pizza Joe, but nobody else calls it pizza Joe That's the point. They should though and you guys normally called him Hennessy Joe any Joe I've never called him anything. Okay, what does tell me about Hennessy and Joe came into the act drank Hennessy once That's no more deserved you're right But that was on camera I was like you can dump Joe fuck you Joe have a Does Joe have a Twitter has let's see it. Let's search pizza. Let's see how many times about does he have it He's really got to be talking about pizza

Every no idea to be about pizza pizza Joe loves pizza He might be all things considered the most important bar stomp higher ever you really the the equipment room as you mentioned before Pizza Hennessy Joe was a fucking nightmare. It was the wild wild west I remember we went to sass's once to film a sketch. He was like yeah, I have like four cameras here don't worry This is like $30,000 worth of children is Foyer no lens cap using the lens cap as a coaster people would just go into that room and just walk out with whatever Yeah

It would take like two hours to set up a shoot because like we owned six lav mics for the entire company Yeah, every single Rediscovering America we would have to buy more equipment on the road. Because we would open up a bag and be like, everything's gone. I forgot, we would be doing shows, something there, like I remember Jenga being held up one time because we just didn't have enough lav mics. That's right. Had to wait for another show to end. Yeah, and like if Porter needed to film something right away, it's like, oh well, Sass has a

camera in the corner of his living room. Yeah, it was if Porter needed to film something right away, it's like, oh well, Sass has a camera in the corner of his living room. Yeah. Yeah, it was... that was crazy. You had to wait, like, you had to wait a long time to record podcasts because there weren't cameras. Can I say something you're not gonna like? Yeah. Pizza Joe does sound better than Hennessy Joe. Oh, Hennessy Joe sounds pretty cool. Pizza Joe sounds cool too, though.

Pizza Joe's good. Pizza Joe, there's probably... 3,000 people named Pizza Joe? 3,. Pizza Joe sounds cool too though. Pizza Joe's good. Pizza Joe, there's probably... 3,000 people named Pizza Joe? 3,000 Pizza Joe. Just give me... That's a... The thousands of pizza Joe. Pizza Joe is a more common name than Ezra. I guarantee it. Nick, next time you go to New York, spend 10 minutes and talk pizza with Pizza Joe, and if you don't think he's... Yeah, but if you talk pizza with him, yeah What if it goes to pizza? Of course if I bring up pizza, I hope you

Ten minutes you'll be wowed. You'll be like this is he deserves that mom. What if you just go in there? So hey Joe, how's it? How's it been going then you talk for three minutes and see if it gets to pizza and if it doesn't get the pizza I'm gonna get the pizza pizza is TV Pizza and if it doesn't get the pizza, it's not gonna get the pizza pizza is TV Pizza's as popular as TV whether pizza is the television show of foods It's like the you all about that you don't know somebody TV and film pizza might be TV and film Entertainment to whether but applesauce yeah, Dougie Apple Apple sauce is a town center gazebo

That's how exciting applesauce is that I admit makes less sense I just call him Dougie applesauce because he appears to be a person who enjoys applesauce You just see yeah, but that's hurting your reputation as giving pizza food. I get that I know I was trying to avoid that one But he did he did get a mock shirt for Christmas from his family because they heard you calling him Yeah, Dougie applesauce. Do you have any other name food nicknames here? I Think that's it. That's it. Just Joe pizza. Joe and Dougie. Yeah, I'll get applesauce. Yeah, I think I'm ready Are you guys ready to flame applesauce? Let applesauce have it. I've never eaten applesauce. I like what's it? What's the time for applesauce?

You got to be a little bit thirsty and not hungry at all What's the time for applesauce? You gotta be a little bit thirsty and not hungry at all Infancy? I think applesauce is a great little snack It's not bad, but it's like never needed It doesn't quench any... It's never like, oh I wish there was a side of applesauce next to this chicken cordon bleu The pouches are the key part of my day I go through a box a week now

You have babies I don't even hate it What about pork chops, Kyle? Pork chops are good, I don't even hate age. What about pork? Chops and apple chops are good. I don't get the applesauce You put anything apple sauce is Wichita But it is a topping for pork chops It never worked for me. Okay love pork chops though tried elk. How was it? forgettable Jamie yeah like why did you try elk like three days ago oh yeah I thought you would have brought that up

next day it's like Joe Rogan and some guy were talking about how amazing it is it's like the best meat to them it wasn't good it doesn't't taste... It was fine. Yeah, it's fine. I think we have our common meats figured out. I don't think anything's going to come out as a surprise. Right, there's nothing new. Tommy ordered alligator at the restaurant. No sleepers.

How'd he like it? Loved it. Said it tasted like chicken. Exactly. That's your hope when you order something weird. That it tastes like an actual meat that you wouldn't eat. Yeah, you're right. There are no sleeper meats.

Might not be no sleeper meats Might not be any sleeper foods left. Have you ever had dove? I've had a hornish game, and you've had dove I've had doves good Brandon. That's fine. Dove is good. It's tough. Yeah, dove is not good. That's fine Oh, it's decent. That's fine, but again. You'd rather just have chicken wait is that dove Ed? Oh? My god it is The lead You are obsessed with dog

Get it together, I guess that's your thing every single time you've been on the Yak this week, it's been Dove. Every time. Gotta bring up Dove. I have to open up a Dove restaurant. Oh. Damn. Quail? You had quail? No.

Okay, I'm surprised you've had Dove and not Quail. Is Dove just white pigeon? No, it's... No, it it's it's small pigeon. Is it much it's Is it expensive you can hunt dove down the dove hunting down south is a big thing How hard is it to hunt dove not hard at all you you just sit and they fly over you and you shoot them out of The sky that's how I've had it. I went to Southern, Illinois and there was some hunting buddies and yeah That's how I've had it. I went to Southern Illinois and there was some hunting buddies and they killed it. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I, one of my most traumatic experiences as a kid was going dove hunting with my dad for the first time. He shot one and injured it and I had to go get all the dead birds. I was the dog and I went and got it and brought it back to him and he just took the, two fingers, grabbed the head and plucked it off and that's how he killed the bird. It's probably the most humane way. Yeah, probably. Maybe, I don't know, but it was, it was, eh. I didn't even know people hunted dove.

They do. They sound too, uh. It doesn't sound, that's not like something you'd hold up proud. My uncle used to run a quail hunting operation. Yeah. Yeah. It was big cages full of quail, and then people would come and they'd let them out.

Those are harder to hunt though, cause you gotta, you gotta like, rouse them up off the ground. Yeah. Two turtle doves. That's what they had me had me do Kate go low crawl in the grass over there Rouse the quail house the quail pheasants another one that you gotta get maybe it was pheasant Quail or smaller than the pheasants pheasants are bigger grouse another one third. Yeah, but see like it's We're killing all these things in hopes that it tastes like chicken correct

Yeah, we could just go just like it's gamier, and it's filled with bones, and it's tiny duck Don't better than no duck is not better than Chuck has a higher ceiling And you have chicken every single day because ducks not as accessible yes it is no it's not You could order duck fillet you could order duck as soon as anytime you want it No, I can't or I can order chicken I could have chick-fil-a here in five minutes. You have duck here in ten. No chance You don't think so and it wouldn't be a 799 easy to eat duck. It would be like that's the thing not nice and pork duck Duck filet would would rule but duck is good. Duck is very good

Why are you a duck hater? I think duck's gross. And duck is my favorite animal. How would duck be any grosser than chicken? I've had bad duck. It's like kind of gamey. Duck is just a water chicken. That's all it is. It's greasy and gross.

Yeah, it's greasy. And they're like intelligent. So the more intelligent the animal is. No, that's not true because pork chop is delicious. You wouldn't eat dolphin? Dolphin's the number one food that it looks like it would be delicious. I think it would be slimy and tough. Chef Donnie says he won't eat octopus for that reason. Because they're too smart? Really? I mean cows aren't stupid.

Are cows stupid? Pigs are smart. Pigs are smart. Pigs are smarter than dogs. Where do you stand on pigs as pets? Have we talked about this before? You know, I think they're they they potentially could be I think they're good pets But they're just so much more delicious than they are pets I grew up next to two pigs and my neighbor had two pigs and they're really smart But they want they're not like I don't think they're fun. It's a pet of a murderer. Yeah, yeah, the wee bodies Oh, yeah, there's a lot. I've seen videos We've your buddy had more than a couple pigs We were chasing them in the mud. Oh, that was a different buddy. Oh, yeah, yeah

Joe what would you say your nickname is? Equipment Joe. Oh. You're eating the equipment, dude? What, you're Equipment Joe? I found out my nickname was Equipment Joe like two years ago when I was on the Yak, and everyone called me Equipment Joe.

Do you love equipment I mean Yeah, sure. What are like three things that are your top three things that you love? Three things that I love yeah at the top Eddie if this isn't don't fuck this up Joe Joe and this is big pizza For you that's for you Eddie thank you the band fish okay, right Oh and Yes! Yes! Yes! That's for you, Eddie. Thank you, Pizza Joy. The band FISH. Okay.

And equipment. Oh, wow. So, and well, my wife, above all. When was the last time you had pizza? I had pizza on Saturday. How often in a week do you have pizza multiple times in a week? Sometimes, but at least one. How often do you take notes about pizza? I'm not ever writing anything down physically about pizza, but mental notes on the regular.

You ain't pizza, Joe. When you go to a new city, do you make sure to try their pizza? I mean, it depends. Oh, Eddie, you're dead in the water. When you go to when you go to South Sioux City, South Dakota or something. Are you really looking for pizza? You know what I mean? How often do you go to Sioux City? Iowa? I was there once or South Saints are South Sioux City, Nebraska

across the river. Yeah, so city's not even let's say this. Let's say this. I've had I've had all the New Haven spots Who fall in Chicago? I had deep dish every day I'm pretty well versed in New York Yeah, if I gave pizza Joe a neighborhood he's not calling pizza Joe. Yeah, I don't know who you're talking to Joe Can you confirm that I call you pizza Joe even before today? You've called me pizza Joe for quite some time. Thank you Okay, I don't know if that proves anything nothing. I've never talked to him. You've called me pizza Joe for quite some time thank you okay I don't know if that proves anything nothing I've never talked to him you've

never talked to Joe no Joe have we ever talked roughly at the Super Bowl briefly yeah it was nice I enjoyed it Super Bowl Joe oh that's so are you denying the fact that you were writing down notes last time you visited Chicago like Eddie was saying about every pizza you tried? Well, I basically ate Pizza twice a day for like five days while I was out there and I was giving Eddie full reports So if someone comes up to you and they say I'm here for five days I had pizza twice a day would you expect me not to call them pizza Joe?

I yeah your hand was kind of forced but Joe there's there's several foods Chicago is known for why'd you lock in on the pizza because I like pizzas my favorite food pizza Joe Eddie it's it's coming around yeah thank you swinging around your direction thank you but he does work with equipment so equipment Joe's gonna be hard to overcome there do you like equipment or pizza more pizza for sure whoa no no which do you like equipment or pizza more? Pizza for sure. Whoa. No, no, which do you like as a nickname more? Equipment Joe or Pizza Joe? Because this is going to determine your future right here. I think Pizza Joe. Oh my god. Well, Pizza Joe it is.

Eddie, I owe you the biggest of apologies. Equipment Joe is all business, but outside of work on Pizza Joe. We gotta get Joe on the next piece review. Yes I said he's my pizza guy here What's your favorite pizza in Chicago? favorite pizza in Chicago I Don't know cuz what's the spot? It's like the it's technically not deep dish everyone's favorite Pequod's Aquas yeah, like that was probably my favorite, but is it really

I like Antioch pizza as eight locations in the suburb and Eddie got me Eddie got me on the tavern style and told me Like that's like real Chicago pizza, which I enjoyed a lot, but like tavern verse New York. I'd rather New York So if I go to Chicago, I'm gonna get deep dish. And he enjoys, I know he enjoys the place in Queens that Action Bronson went to. New Park? Rosarios. Rosarios.

Shout out Rosarios in Astoria. Easily. It's pizza Joe, he's pizza Joe. I guess he is. Eddie, I think you just learn one fact about somebody and then you pretend that you know everything about them, but just it's up and down the one fact. He doesn't pretend that he knows anything about them,

but you're fine with the one fact and be like, that's what we'll bond over. Yeah, like right. That's what I every time I go to your any good pizza lately, Joe, and we'll get it. We'll get into it for sure. Yeah. Normal ice burger. It's pizza.

This Saturday, by the way, I ate at Belucci's pizza in Astoria owned by a former mobster who was in prison and then got out and opened up this great pizza restaurant. Passed away last year. He's immortalized on the wall with his paddle and his apron hung up on the wall. They call him the Don of Doe. Wow, damn.

Blue cheese pizza. Was it like blue cheese crumbles? No, no blue cheese. His last name is Baluchi. No way. Was it like blue cheese crumbles? No, no blue cheese. His last name is Baluchi. No way. Oh, what a flub. Had me excited. You're a blue cheese guy?

I love blue cheese. Blue cheese sucks. I like it plain too. I love blue cheese. I'll take... I don't mess with blue cheese. You can't eat pizza no more, right? I'm ordering some right now. Oh, pie gluten-free pizza is good a blue cheese

Donna oh 59 oh no young Oh better business feud was it about the pizza? Hmm looks good Brandon. What are you reading? Oh? Fucking Kate No I'm gonna fucking Kate. Sorry. Okay. No Fanfic She just sent me a real estate listing in and for a private island in any I why'd you send me this turn to show Well, we were talking about everybody's things and you said Antioch and it reminded me that I had meant to send you something about Antioch Last week and here and I'm not provided this island now, Kate. There's an island for sale in Antioch and it reminded me that I had meant to send you something about Antioch last week and hearing I'm not providing now Kate. There's an island for sale in Antioch

an island in water. Yeah Sorry, he said the conversation Something I'm like if I don't send it now, I'm never gonna send it cuz Antioch But Joe it's nice to see you pizza. Yeah, I seen you pizza Joe Yeah, glad to be on. Thank you pizza pizza pizza Joe do you have a Twitter? I? Do not have a Twitter All right, I would love if you did make sure pizza Joe something to handle isn't taken yeah All right well,. Thank you pizza. Joe

All right, we should check Twitter see if how many pizza. I will I'm very curious Yeah, she just well that that's shitty right that's very very shitty That was ours, and we could we could fix it up and make it like our own ours is an that doesn't look We could sink boats there. We get like owning an island. I think is a bad look looks like floating trash Wait a minute, but what is is it sinking? Yeah, the seawall is dilapidated that looks horrible I would have less than zero I'd be I might have my arms crossed and I'd be frowning Who is making $200,000 if you buy this who you paying, but imagine

What if you made that a pizza island and everyone out on their boat day could come to you for pizza or hot dogs or Pizza islands Joe would love it. How do you get mail? How do you what how do you get mail your mailbox probably on the shore? Oh? That's the hardest mailbox probably on the shore Oh, that was a good one. Yeah, that's his deal breaker is a mailbox. Think about it, though. Think about Tommy with an island like this. Yeah, no, you said it during the middle of the act. So I'm looking at it. Yeah.

Obviously, I'm not going to buy the but it's intriguing. Not a bad idea, Brandon. Not the first idea. That's why you should have moved mama. What would you pay for it? Oh, I don't know. I don't know how how real estate works. Well, that's that seems fair.

If you built that up, you could have a nice little spot. Yeah. But that would take a lot of. Have you been in Blarney's yet? No, I haven't been out to that lake right there. Although that's huge in the summer. That's a big party party spot. Huge. All the all the all the young people Good-looking people go there drink beers

Tell stories. I've never been French kiss, you know Yeah doing Geneva at the end of the month no way that's a great spot to be ed your party's coming up Parties coming up boys right what party and girl and it's like on my calendar Yeah, mine, too. It's gonna be like I'm tearing it up good. I better be there. Yeah, we will brand a brand I haven't been told oh I'm having a party garage party. I have a Billy Joel impersonator plan on you got oh you got oh, he's in I didn't break That no he's in he's in wait. Are you gonna have the tumblers? That we need to decide I need to ask big cat about that if the tumblers are gonna be a performance for the actor if

They're gonna garage party. Okay gotta get those guys What did it run? Yeah? I'm sure Danny will fucking film it Yeah, he will for sure the the tumblers are the Billy Joel the Billy Joel Billy Joel was was really reasonable Obviously more than the 500 for the karaoke singer. Yes, but not by much Kyle Wow Wow that's not bad Danny been gone You're doing push-ups in the bathroom. Yeah, he's got to reapply mm-hmm So when's your party August 2nd? You're not gonna be here aren't you I just made that face cuz that's my party face

You're not gonna be here aren't you? I just made that face because that's my party face. But everyone invites you. I'd love, you haven't invited me. You're invited. I just found out about it for the first time. You're invited. Everybody's been talking about it. Yeah.

I'm bringing jello shots. A mountain of them. Love it. Bring it. Bring it out. Can I bring cheese? You can bring cheese. Last year I had a cheese fountain from Portillo's.

I knew you would. Yeah. So this party's legendary. It's only one year or so. We got a lot to, you know, we're trying to build. But the biggest growth goes between year one and year two. Always. Yeah. Year one you're just seeing if you can do it. By year two you've got ideas.

Yeah. I'm a sucker for anything second annual. Got it down. Yeah. That means it was successful enough on the first try. Still novel. You gotta do it again. I've been to some awful first annuals. First annuals, yeah. And by like fourth annual, what's the point? Yeah, right. Second annual, the excitement is still there and they are really working hard. This is the best year. First annual 90s Fest in Columbus was the worst time I've ever had. When was 90s Fest in Columbus was the worst time I've ever had When was 90s fest it was in the summer when I live there

First call something first annuals cocky as hell anyway. Yeah, you think you're gonna get the next one. Mm-hmm. What was the I Guess the vibe of the party. It was a big lawn With one set of giant Jenga and a TLC cover band Big lawn sounds like a good nickname big lawn mm-hmm yeah, it does my boy big long TLC cover band yeah You're regretting the Billy Joel choice now that you could have gotten the waterfalls. That's interesting mm-hmm It's an interesting proponent just stick to the rivers and all eggs that you're used to You're crushing thanks Mm-hmm. It's an interesting proponent. Just stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to. Yeah You're crushing. Thanks

You might see Nick in Lake Geneva. I saw him there once. Oh, yeah, we just bumped into each other. Yeah Same hotel same hotel Yeah, you kind of have to like but the hotel was like from the walk like we bumped into each other at a restaurant The walk from the restaurant to my room was like 25 minutes. Oh my gosh big old hotel It was not the Grand Geneva. It was not streamlined at all so I had to go up and down steps left and right it was Beautiful like Geneva's it's awesome. You guys are pretty close you and Nick. Yeah Yeah, what's the etiquette when you see someone that you're that close to? When you're on vacation, do you schedule something or you just let it slide? We grab drinks. We did. Yeah, okay Should at least do something together

Yeah, I was down for it. Yeah, he was too. Yeah. Yeah, like it's kind of welcome Yeah, he originally wanted to go to the pool because he said he really wanted a jackknife into the I love jobs I'll bring it up like once an episode. Nobody's really called out. Yeah, I love jackknife I'd like a good build for it Thank you Yes When you say jackknife in what are you referring to that's a can opener can opener? Oh, we called it you call it that but I have noticed other people call it jackknife No jackknife or can opener have you ever taken one of those quizzes where based off of how you say things it tries to pinpoint

Where you like buggy or shopping cart? Yeah They're pretty accurate. Yeah, it is. I said buggy. I'm a buggy man as well still am I think it like it's the size Mississippi, Alabama, and then it weasels its way to West Virginia. Buggy? Everybody's buggy. Buggy, it's the shopping cart. I never thought of it. That's like a Pittsburgh thing to me.

Is it Pittsburgh? Yeah. We were buggies. Did you guys cover Jeff D'Lo's shopping cart? No. Shopping cart, Jeff? Why? Did you see it though?

No. Why does- It was masculine and appropriate. Why would he need it? Does he have a custom shopping cart? It's collapsible. And it seems like it takes way more time. But he was like singing its praises.

He takes this to the store? They have them at the store. He's got to build? Why does he do this? He's got to build it., at least it's smaller. Isn't it hard to put stuff in the bottom thing? It has to be impossible. There's like no gap.

I made the ultimate purchase. The ultimate purchase. No bags, food right in the cart, right into the belt, back in the baskets, right into the house, all one all one swoop don't hate that idea, but I Don't think that's big enough And you're right, how do you get it in the bottom? Doesn't have an opening What if you got like a case of water I wouldn't fit right babe film this real quick yeah

Make sure you get me walking away TJ I bet you it is convenient I don't I'm not one to like judge other parents you do you whatever but I was shopping before I went down the shore a Couple weeks ago and this that you know you see those bicycles where the parents will put like They're expensive ass bikes They have a huge cart in the front where you can put your kids or whatever But they're high-end this dad had made one he was on like a busy ass road in front of you know The target near the Costco over there

His bike he was pulling his kids around that's a shopping cart That's what he's doing and the kids were just in the back of the shopping cart That's like a fun dad if you're doing that in the neighborhood streets. This was like a main road about to go under a highway. Then there was a kid on the front with him and then two in the shopping cart in the back and he was like cycling. And he looked like a cool dad, he had tattoos.

Yeah, I think you can do that if you live in rural Indiana. Yeah, I think that's horrible. I was a little stunned. I even think the nice bikes where you put the kid in the front, if you wreck. Well, my thing was I went toed to make they should be wearing helmets You said that to him. No. I thought it

That's sadly I try not to be a judge even I judged a little bit also now that's none everyone would agree with you there What sadly just happened? Someone wrecked and the kid fell under a car and they died a couple years ago. Yeah, and they changed like a bunch of Chicago laws that's why there's more bike lines now We look at Brandon add it to Melissa. No hear something I Kind of did Yeah, yeah, what is that somebody's phone? Oh, it's fine. Brandon you're on tick-tock. Yeah, wait, what was that? Oh, it's fine. Brandon you're on tik-tok. Yeah, wait. What was that?

Yeah, you're just on tik-tok. Yeah, my bad That was me the whole time. That was an old man thing. I just did but that's all right. You're allowed Hit us watch you has anybody told us about about New Amsterdam vodka yet? I'm about to. This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy just got promoted, or you're having an amazing day, you can celebrate your wins with New Amsterdam Vodka. Whether that's with juice, with soda, or a classic New Amsterdam mule, you can't go wrong. It's also super affordable.

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But sister hit him up. We went to first we got lunch in a little India and then we Went to Wrigley through the first pitch And you chill with him yeah, what the pitch. Oh yeah, yeah. And you chill with him. What's Little India? Hell yeah. Is that him? Yes, that's him.

Little India is a street in Chicago that's just- Oh, it's really little. Yeah. Just a street. Yeah. You were hanging out with Alex Cooper before she did the song. Yeah, I coached her up on that.

I said, that's the way to do it. That will go over well. Did you think about getting two girls to dance behind you ah she came up with that part? But I gave her the cadence of the song and whatnot all right credit to Ed What's his name? Sabod what you learned about him I learned that he well he got pitching lessons for the first pitch Smart man, I learned about his favorite Indian dish, which is I knew it was gonna What what dish would you assign as his nickname? Oh?

It was my I forgot what I forgot how to pronounce it and I was getting a lot of pronunciations wrong It was like macala or something. Do you know much? He come masala? So you're thinking a masala no, that's what you would think Because I say that's what you think it's macala or something like that. that like a lob Jim once yeah, what else did I learn? Everybody's getting an Indian dude. I was getting any This year we're going Indian in 2025. Yeah, I actually consulted more ash about you know You just you can't choose them it they choose you yeah, it's like a Harry Potter wand Jerry's got a

whole squad of them yeah I mean there he is yeah did he find love on the spectrum no he did not he's still looking if anyone's out there but he was dating on the show yes he was dating on the show I think he dated the girl for like a year or so yeah and then they are a month maybe it was not it wasn't that long. In my experience dating shows don't always work. Yeah, sometimes they don't right? Mm-hmm. I don't know.

I don't know Jerry. Ah, that seems like a ringer squad. Nice. Like you put them together like in sync. Yeah? Yeah. Lou Pearlman put that group together for Jerry Indian in sync

Yeah video coming soon, it's about I get the video yeah you you you You do a lot of video. You do you're prolific. I watch your oblock video Oh, yeah, you got pressed a little bit too, and yes, you played it cool Yeah, it was I don't know if I came across in the video, but it was a lot scarier in person than it seemed certainly I'm sure yeah, it was yeah, that would be scared. We're trying to put stuff out Brandon. Yeah No, I'm saying as a compliment. You are quite not quietly, but you're just prolific you you'll get an idea go do the video compliment. You are quite not quietly but you're just prolific you you'll get an idea go do the video. It's good quality. Yeah I think it's great quality. Me and Kyle are taking a group of boys to the statue on Thursday. I heard there was a

field trip to the statue. You're kind of? Are you gonna come? There's a whole there's somebody's riding a bringing the vehicle here and then carrying everybody to the statue? Yeah. Are you nervous that... What if, what if one of your... I'll just say, what if Rudy falls in love with it? What if she falls for Rudy? She won't fall for Rudy. Rudy's a handsome guy.

How many guys? There's like people trying to pile in to see. You're taking a bunch of guys to your girl. Yeah, and I'm gonna sit and watch. Who's not allowed to? who's not allowed to he's not allowed to go Nikki smokes okay he's gonna be the first one to go he's probably already been he's probably wearing a white socks Dave that's a bad idea and Ed you're you in she just gets up and leaves it sounds fun yeah yeah I

think I'd be in this year it's interesting I have a group of Chicago feminists meeting me that day to defend the honor of the statue really Know that more chicks the better These boys are gonna be horny All right, so got the chicks girls are gonna be there bring a bunch of booze You guys mentioned in sync Brandon Nick did you guys see I ranked my top seven favorite Backstreet Boys song no But I love to see Steve Yeah, are you guys really going to see them no, but I want to what's kind of a stretch

Oh, well, we're Tom boy guys mentioned in sync. Did you notice I ranked my seven backstory points? I mean they're natural plug Synonymous no yeah, they were yeah, they were there practically the same thing first comment Patrick that to them in sync number one Oh, no start with seven Yeah, how wait? That's crazy The call is number four that the calls my one calls great. I want that way is number one Shape of my heart should be to Steve this is a good list as long as you love me should be higher

larger than life I want it that way is number one. Why why do you prefer the radio edit for? Actually, it's back in the real everybody. There's like a almost like 50 second like kind of they're banging on different like Not coke bottles that type of noise. Yeah, we can do without that that music video is awesome Yeah, it was actually was there so much better than in sync I think so too I think in sync had more star power or whatever but banger for banger backstreet boys Oh, really you have to preface it by saying I know in sync was better, but They were all dancing and there are no you throw up in things top seven bye bye bye is blowing that list out the fuck No

What I wanted that was the number one song of the like According to who according to who VH 1 bye bye bye And it's gonna be me or better anything on that fucking list Brandy you sound stupid Yeah, um God must have spent a little more time on you. Yeah, yeah, that's like their third. They don't Are they are so terrible my heart sir. Yeah that list without incomplete. Oh That list was incomplete. Yep I'm just saying you throw on bye bye this office is going up a notch you throw on Boys little much better than bye-bye bye

So in singing Backstreet Boys combined, what do you think our top three you're just do you have the I think it's I think it's It's bye-bye-bye. I want it that way and it's gonna be me top three. Oh you are you oh my god what? Yeah, I think you's bye bye bye, I want it that way, and it's gonna be me. Top three between us. Oh you are, oh my god. What? I think you just have poor taste. I don't have poor taste? You tell me, I just named three bad songs? No, but I love you and I just think that your music perspective is bad.

That was quite the insult after that, I love you. No, no, no, no, no, I love you to death, you don't have good taste. Ken, you're really throwing out some insults behind these. have the do you have the in sync marionette dolls? No, I'll be cool to have the wood It would be cool to have Jim and Steve What would they call you if you asked if they had a Lance Bass marionette?

Call the cut I don't know that they would those guys are just ball knowers. I don't know that they would know who Lance Bass is. I've gone in there and asked for certain things and they're like, I don't know who that is. Like what? Well, he didn't know a tennis player the other day. He didn't know Carlos Alcaraz. I pulled into Carlos Alcaraz's auto and he's like, I don't know. You can just have it. You're opening tennis cards? Buddy, I've got it bad.

Don't worry about me. It's bad. Mama really might have to go back down south. Yeah, you're going to lose the house? What is a marionette? It's a puppet. On the strings. That was a cool video. I'll give that to you.

That's pretty reasonable. You made the whole set for 80? I used to sleep with a fatone. Couldn't sleep without it. I ran into an old friend like a year ago, and it's been a while, and he obviously knew I worked for Barcel, and his one message to me was like, if you guys don't have Chris Clemmer do a puppet show, it's a waste. I was like, you know what? What a waste of Clemmer.

We should have attached strings to Clemmer. We could do it right here. attached strings to Clemmer. We could do it right here. The strings could dangle down. I mean, now that I'm visualizing it. Have Clemmer run the gauntlet as a marionette. The Chris Clemmer tap dancing show is one of the funniest things, I think,

and scariest at the same time. I don't remember the Chris Clemmer. No, I don't know if I know. Oh my god. Seriously? Like a week ago. What? I don't know what he's talking about either really oh is that um yeah it was so good it was it was like Tommy she was creepy yeah yeah I think it was

yeah we gotta find that huh puppet show be awesome yeah God just doing this with climber attached it. He'd be perfect and he'd be so easy to maneuver. Yeah, he really would be. I think I could get a sub four-minute gauntlet time. With Clemmer? We could have Donnie drive the crane. Oh, yeah, just move him around. Yeah, you could do it. It's a waste of his talents. Oh, yeah, just yeah, you can do it. It's a waste of his talents Those talents no climber. Oh if he didn't do a puppet show chef Donnie's so talented So that lasagna so talented

He really is Even though I got proven wrong that day. He's still very talented. He's good, he's damn good. He's really good. We have any more ads? There we go, there's the tap dancing show. So eerie. ["Tap Dance Show"] Oh my god. Imagine hearing that in your house late at night. Oh My god, I didn't hear that in your house late at night. Yeah, you see that shadow Shout out for this little thing. It's like slender man. Yeah, he is our slender man. Yeah Okay, what's it called when like you think about?

Enough people think about something and then it makes it real. Oh Casey rocket was talking about it Mandela fact no Strizing yeah what um it's like how people think like Bigfoot or slender man is real if a group thinks about being real It manifests as a real thing and that's What does that mean? You were on the show with me. Yeah, I didn't ask him didn't have the guts So it manifests in a way that you believe that's how a lot of people think cryptids are real Oh like you swear you saw yeah

It's like hallucination almost I think that I think those people believe that like They made it real By thinking about it enough. I Don't know Clemmer is one of those Topa topa oh yeah The first time I've ever heard that word topa yeah t u lpa topa I'm saying topa topa Topa yeah, t-u-l-p-a topa. I'm saying topa topa

Materialized being or thought form top topas this can't be what they were talking about You're just saying topa cuz he said top and I was like what the topa I want imaginary friend I'm sure Santa Claus is a very powerful topa. Yeah, one of the strongest topas bogeyman imaginary girlfriend has to be up there too oh shit fuck you Danny is spicy tan Danny don't just tan Danny tanner Danny is Danny tanner is hmm spicy little meatball Brandon it does make me mad yeah you're right when people call him uncle Joey and not just Uncle Jesse and Joey, it fucking pisses me off because at no point during that show do those girls ever call him Uncle Joey. But we have top of him into being Uncle Joey, even though it's Uncle Jesse and Joey. Joey's just Danny's best friend.

Yeah, he's not an uncle. Do you think that was weird? The whole thing's weird. But I think he's going through grief. Danny. The whole thing's weird. The whole thing's weird, but I think he's going through grief Danny the whole thing is weird The whole thing is weird and not to mention Joey's the only blonde haired adult in the house and all three girls are blonde hair But whatever we're not gonna worry about that. We're not worried about that at all What we're worrying about is the fact that he is not an uncle. He is he is just Joey Who was the guitarist in Joey's band that got with DJ? No, that was Viper and that was Jesse's band. Yeah oops yeah Viper Jesse and the Rippers But they weren't the Rippers

It was his band after the Rippers because he'd been thrown out of the Rippers Oh shit It was his new band Viper and they went to a hotel room And it was a dirty hotel room and Jesse wanted to be a back on the road Viper wanted to fuck and DJ wasn't ready to Fuck so Viper always how old was DJ what DJ was she by that time she was probably 18 19 I think and Yeah, uncle Joey no pizza Joey was taken so yeah, you're right. You're right and be that Motherfucker brought it back on me. Sorry. I think seahorses are tulpas. I don't believe them Yeah, I've never seen them.

Those are too far out. They swim like this, vertical, that males have babies? How big do they get? They're giant ones. They impregnate themselves. They ain't real. They don't need. Too weird.

Have you guys ever seen a sea anemone, like out of water? A sea anemone? I think they look like dicks, and then you touch them, they squirt at you. Have you seen those clams on Washington coast? It's like huge cocks basically coming out of those things nature naturally makes did no no It's it's like and it looks exactly like and that they're like this big and you reach down in the sand and you pull out That that's a clam

Gooey duck that's what it's called you can eat them. No, I would maybe you can Why you calling it a gooey duck that's what it's called That's what the do duck that's a geoduck pronounced gooey ducks Can't be pronounced gooey. I can't be pronounced gooey I'm having on a chopped all the time. They'd be like hey something with this Hmm Is that on the host of chopped gay yes? Yeah? We are for the start on query. How was I supposed to?

Famous show if you know that he's on one show why wouldn't you know he's on the other? The person Chef Donny got chopped to was the most insufferable person I've ever seen on television. Oh I forgot he was on it. It was cocky cocky cocky cock. Oh wow I don't think I knew he was on that. Yeah I remember it was four or five years ago right? Yeah. He got beaten in the dessert round or did he get beaten around before a final the final round Yeah, the culmination of every every dish I'm surprised cuz I remember like chief Years ago had auditioned to be on love is blind or one of those and they found out that he worked for Barstool and have

Like ulterior motives some surprise Barstool play got to work for chopped No, how far did he make it? He had to earn it. Chef? Yeah. Final round. Really?

Him in second, I believe. I wanna say that they filmed that before he was working here. Okay, I mean. He wasn't full time. He was working here. It aired like two years after he did it. It took a long time to come back.

Oh, I see. Do you have any desire, are you gonna love is blinding I? Struggle to watch stressful shows like that I have a hard time watching shows where people are like embarrassing themselves and whatever by me everyone here is talking about it Yeah, I gotta get in that's love Island What's the one now where the girl of Ireland? What are you saying love? I that's what I meant to say. Oh, love is my bike. Yeah, love Island. Everyone here is watching it

That's a full-time job That's on every fuck I don't know it's every day for like two hours for two months. It's not the same show that used to just be temptation island No, it's a different one. I think that's still going. What is love Island? Well temptation island I believe is like you you go there with your significant other right? That's okay. They're just going to find love. They're single They're good. They're all single. Mm-hmm Okay, I did watch a few episodes of milk manner I don't remember milf manner. We're just talking about milk manner didn't they live there with their sons Yes, yeah each mom each milk mom came with her son, and then the sons were like all banging the other moms Oh, that's like yeah, that's the point of the show

They had a scene where they like lined up all the women and you had to like oh they lined up all the men and They were blindfolded and they touched their bodies. Oh Take out their mom. Yeah, pick out their son I think they do applied for it Sounds awful what channel you say it was on again Yeah This could be your second season they brought the dads into play oh, okay Could be your evolution Danny hmm I

Am gonna leave my mom out of this well just you know maybe other people's moms won't be that season Brandon would you ever nominate anybody for MILF manner? Don't know anybody who would qualify It's not really a thing That I've ever thought about would you ever want to browse around the office? In what in what way to find Connor Griffin I Was playing such defense on my own mom, okay, okay okay I was playing I was in defense mode there oh yeah and yeah no Connor Connor's mom yeah I'd be fine with that yeah good for you defending your mother's fuck ability

yeah no I was completely in goal right there just trying to catch everything good son you're a good son Steve have you ever had like a maternal crush on one of your boys mom's? No recently in this office though Mikey Betts admitted to having a hot mom. Yeah, he did He was like I was the hot mom guy growing up, then he showed us a picture Oh, really? Spontaneously you could change me It was not a topic of conversation at all would you consider it was like bragging no, we're just It was me you maybe white boy Rick

The pictures hardly nice and then he was just like I have a hot mom Say pictures crazy Mikey if you're telling me I'll take your word for it Hand it over no I'll take your word for it Backstreet Boys Oh Brandon yes, it should be a blow. We've done this before it's always it's always go ahead and pull I will also thank you man. I guess that's final You guys want to see my smoke show dad I guess that's final You guys want to see my smoke show dad Surprised me though happy birthday dad

It's my it's my mom's birthday is that first time you're saying it so that bacon I called it It's morning wait is your dad wait is your dad his mom. Oh my god. Oh shit Okay, that would be could be that's why you asked me to do Kate and friends in the morning Yep, Kyle today's Kevin's bacon's yeah birthday. Yeah, and Sophia Bush Bacon I love tremors I love tremors and bacon brand great. Did you know the guy in tremors died on 9-eleven? Like what's what's guy the Asian guy from three ninjas no way like it was he in a plane or the building No, no, just like coincidentally same thing He said oh 9-eleven not in 9-eleven you wouldn't say in 9-eleven would yeah in 9-eleven well

by 9-eleven From from yeah from is the best died from 9-eleven well by 9-eleven From from yeah from is the best died from 9-eleven Via 9-eleven I think you would say in if you meant he died in one of the planes you say died in 9-eleven Oh, you mean he just died on the day you said died on 9-eleven I think you lead with like he coincidentally died. Yeah, you need to put that in the first time I know but but that shocked me more that it was coincidental You know like it was I feel like that's tough like having your birthday on Christmas dying on 9-eleven Yeah, it's not Pat Marie. I forget his name

No, he was karate kid. Yes, right you're correct Three ninjas tremors I'm gonna watch tremors to constantly talking about tremors. I love tremors I got like a crush on Kevin Bacon and river ruts in remember River Runs Wild He was a bad boy on that movie It was real bad. Did you have a crush on? Nick cage and moonlight no not moonlight moonshine moon struck. I'm I still that also is it the river runs wild or is the river wild I? Thought it was River Run wild maybe it is all I know is he takes his family's rafting trip turns it upside down

Mm-hmm that happens the deliverance as well really mm-hmm The upside down part you know Kevin Bacon like lost his whole fortune He like got scams score one for for Walker I would hate to lose a four trivia never stops what was his fortune how do you lose it I forget my son I shouldn't talk on here here is this the whole River Runs Wild thing the domination that I just does he not look like sass here no you don't think so from the more there they take his bottom half of his face out and he might oh yeah

is that a trailer highly recommend leaders Kevin Bacon uh che I'm kind of with rectified I think in this movie is I'll tell you when it's sass Harry right there is kind of sass yeah Now it's not sass. I'll give it to you. I think halfway up the nose at sass Yeah, okay Do you have a celeb look like Brandon? Well as I get older I'm aging into Gary Busey more and more every day

Maybe Nick Nolte went mugshot. Yeah Gary Busey the guy who played Stuart on mad on MADtv, I got that a lot. Who's that, who played him? That's not, no, I don't look like that. Is that Sam the Eagle? I don't remember who played him, but Stuart from MADtv, he played a little boy. Yeah, yeah.

Especially when I had the bowl cut. Do you get someone a lot, Nick? Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen by Black Dudes. And then only Black Dudes think I look like Seth Rogen. And then Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws. Oh, OK. I can see that.

And when I shaved, I looked like Rick Moranis. That's right. You did. What about you, Ed? Jelly Roll. And Rowdy Talez. He's a first baseman. A first baseman? Pirates refuse to pay him.

Yes. I get those two a lot. I meant to ask you about... this is weird. I meant to ask you about Rowdy Talez. Really? When I drove up from Florida the other day on Saturday, I listened to the Mariners... I always like listening to baseball games. Listen to the Mariners and Pirates. At one point in the eighth inning, the Pirates radio announcer and Kevin Young, who's the commentator, they mentioned Rowdy Talez.

He had a record that was about to be broken. And the announcer goes, huh, Rowdy Talez. Nobody misses him around here. And that was it. So what happened with Rowdy so this is the pirate He was supposed to he was like due for a bonus, and they sent him down here So he couldn't get it or something. Oh wow yeah, it was it's something like that, huh? Yeah, that sounds like there's more to it though. Yeah, right a bone to pick yeah

What could rowdy ever do good fat baseball player though great fat baseball player name mm-hmm? Yeah, rowdy. I think he just got waved by his new team oh he's still around oh this is a current baseball player ish yeah he's at the end Brewers too he was at the Brewers yes hmm who just Pozo play for right now do we know who she's talking about? Nobody knows. What the fuck she just... Wait, no, no, no, no. We can get this boys. I was watching a baseball game the day after the four.

That is no human. And this very large baseball player came up to bat and the whole room was like, now this guy looks like he can hit it out of the park. And then he turned and we're like, his name's Pozo. And then he fucking slammed a giant home run out of Wrigley. Pozo. There he fucking slammed a giant home run out of Wrigley. Oh, yeah, there is a player One for Kate

Fucking crushed one yeah like this 11 200 pounds you gotta see him walk up to the plate It was like the whole room stopped and we're like look at this fucking guy He's fat and then he proceeded to crush a homer Yo, hell pose oh two hundred pounds and his last name when he turned really pose oh That's a perfect name for and that's Kate talking ball you were right. No pose oh That celebrity who wore the jersey with the shirt under the other day that was good anecdote by me Okay, you were right with this one. You Pozo'd us.

Mm-hmm. I'm starting to track. Do you want to spin the wheel? Yo, help, Pozo. Yo. Couldn't do it. Wow, look at that. Look at that.

Come on, Danny. Come on, bud. Wearing darker colors to throw us off. Look at the side. Come on. It's edited. Danny. You saw Come on. That's a dad's editor Danny you saw okay? That's one day apart Kyle you saw I was here till what like six last night six Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting son after that sexes. You could go get a we're not accusing you of getting son

That's level two eight minutes Out of your mind, I'm in Stefan laid out on this roof last night You're you you're trying to get hot for the Beach House. I get that's fine I was if I was getting it if I was going to a tanning salon. I would do it fucking week before Why wouldn't you do it several weeks before and just keep going and get really tan? Why would I do that? I don't want to be really tan Is there a little GoPro we can get for your tongue? Because you said you want gonna front camera Alaska equipment Joe

It's pizza Joe. It's pizza Joe Better ask a pizza question boy. That's fun All right TJ you want to get the wheel of spinning Date with Kate somehow just I'm just hanging out. Stacking up. That's dry. We haven't had wet in forever. Forever.

We'll have it tomorrow. Probably. Alright, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Good job, Ed. You around tomorrow? Yeah. tomorrow. See you tomorrow, love you guys and congrats to Frank, under 300 pounds, great work Frank. Alright, love you guys, see you tomorrow, bye.