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Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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Just haven't done laundry you're trying to crack the hundred no. I know what you're're doing. What I know what you're doing in those pastels. I Feel bad for the tennis podcast. They've protected their tweets. Oh Was that what for people who don't know what we're talking about the time time magazine released the list today of a hundred So introducing times lists of the best podcasts of all time a hundred podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward Holy fuck. I thought it was ten. It's a hundred. Yeah, so I clicked on I was like Oh, we might see ourselves here like, you know, we've been doing it for a long time The sports podcast listed Bill Simmons totally fair. He kind of was the start of it 30 for 30 men and Blazers love those guys new heights

of it 30 for 30 men and Blazers love those guys new heights Yeah, they're guys new I like I like I like Jason Travis public Tory finds out like Pablo a lot He's been doing it for four months And then the tennis pod the tennis podcast the tennis podcast I mean, I'll say what you won't say. None of those podcasts are you guys. Here's the good thing though. Not even Bill Simmons. They left off Joe Rogan as well. Oh wow.

So that's like, that's actually a badge of honor. Like they were intentionally. That makes it, that's intentional. Also it's not just like the entity time. It's probably one person at a desk. Well, so that was the thing. We don't have to show the person, I don't want to dox him, but it was very funny

because I did find the person who wrote it and... Yeah, oh, the last name is funny. Well, it's just... It's a woman in Brooklyn who just looks like she probably hates her. There's a woman in Brooklyn? It's a woman in Brooklyn. Very funny list.

So wait, just one person came up with the top 100 list? Yeah. There's no way she's listened to them all. No. Where was Surf and Turf? That needed up there? You know, Surf and Turf didn't make it, but what did make it is a recap of Gilmore Girls, a show that came out 20 years ago.

That's actually a great podcast. I will remember. Those ladies are funny. Lorela. It is so funny because it's like, I. It is so funny, because it's like, I do not care at all, but it's very, it's hilarious fodder. It is very intentional snub.

Yeah, but I don't, like, we're gonna do a Mount Rushmore of better podcasts than us tomorrow. Okay, yeah. Like, off that list. Fucking tennis podcast better make it. Tennis podcast? Dude, I do feel bad that they- It's the tennis podcast. The tennis podcast.

Probably, they probably run tennis podcasts. No, I do feel bad. It's the tennis podcast. The tennis podcast. It was probably, probably run tennis podcast. No, they, Blumman was saying it's not even the best tennis podcast. Wait, how is the tennis podcast not the first of the tennis, tennis podcast? I don't know. Yeah, I mean they did get the tennis podcast. Yeah, that should have been the first taken. Yeah, they don't deserve the hate though. So do they stay, lay off the tennis podcast.

They didn't ask to be on the list. They did not ask to be on the list They did not ask to be on the well They might have actually could have begged some of these lists that is how it works. Yeah, I don't Pablo Torre How many tennis podcasts are there you think I? Don't know but there's only one the yeah true that is podcast Oh, so you're saying a tennis podcast is available and tennis podcast yeah also tennis podcast Yeah, they're all there podcast to Blutman didn't know about the tennis podcast He's our tennis guy

Not anymore. Who are these guys? Did you did you interact with them at all? Or do they I didn't I just said shout out the tennis by big shout out How many how many followers does the tennis podcast Twitter have actually have like 80,000? Okay? But they're protected now damn Look at that. Oh, it's a wait. Is wait. That's the served as a good name. That's a great name tennis IQ Monday match nothing major. Do you think the ball knowers listen to probably tennis? I think oh that sucks so much for Renee stubs. She had to do the Renee stubs tennis pot

She wanted to do the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast. Oh, she had to throw in her name. No, she wanted to do the tennis podcast. Advantage Connors. There's a lot of tennis podcasts. The Ball Boys. Back hands and compliments. That looks cute. Game to Love. Who's the bad boy?

Tennis Anyone? Tennis Anyone. Slice? Painting Line seems like a Barstool podcast. Yeah. Second Serve. Is that a Great Shot podcast? Because it seems like like a bar stool podcast. Yeah. Yes That's a great shot podcast because it seems like a hot podcast no great shot podcast ground pass podcast breaking back Oh look at that fantastic tennis podcast

That's good There's so many Love all talk tennis There's so many. Bouncing back. Love All. Talk Tennis. Tennis culture. Love All would be...Tennis. Would be very funny if it was a tennis podcast by like extreme right wingers. Oh brothers get to play tennis.

Where are all the right wing tennis podcasts? Their podcast name is Love All but they're very against like homeless people's marriage. Wait that was brothers brothers on tennis 70 episodes yeah, let's promote them. Yeah brothers. I love those guys Fuck yeah Ten ish is like a bedtime No, don't.

Oh, wait. Don't. It's the, was tennis written out somewhere? Tennis was on there, yeah. Tennis is like a bedtime. Tennis sounds... He's right, that is a bedtime. But don't give him the satisfaction.

I actually now, I want Stephen Che to start a podcast feed that says tennis is a bedtime. Yeah It's parenting tip and it's about surf and turf food The slice podcast is hosted by one of Boston with the boys is producers really? Yeah, he loves tennis. Oh shit. Good for him. Good logo. Great logo Wow How there's a slice through it Yeah, really nice. I didn't notice that yeah really nice All right, so yeah, maybe next year 100 well no I don't know I don't think you'll ever get on that left

Yeah, the hundred yeah, I don't think that not after not after the yeah ain't happen anus was 72 I'll take it Brandon your your set is so funny so funny good to be here guys did you add to it yeah I'm gonna add to it every day I got a Mississippi State thing here Andre 3000 is now standing atop because he always falls in mostly sports and I've always wanted a good sturdy place for Andre 3000 to stand okay and then right over my there's Andre 3000 I should probably get big boy too yeah what's Andre without the boy yeah and the dozen trophies are gonna be on mostly and then over my oh I gotta find Elvis I forgot where I

put Elvis where'd I put Elvis which Elvis where's no did y'all check under your seat somebody take Elvis I just put him up right before the motherfuck. Oh here. Yeah, he's right behind you. Yeah, you can't really see him There's Elvis there's Elvis Elvis is gonna be right over my shoulder um Should we talk about the game last night? Should we talk about the game last night? There's a lot to talk about with the game last night. The game. The game that was going on during the game?

The game, yeah. Ed? Eddie, how are you feeling today? Mr. Chatterbox. Mr. Inquisitive. I feel like I wrestled Bret Hart at SummerSlam last night. What were your final numbers? Nine and nine, that's respectable.

Max, so disappointing. Max, what happened? So disappointing. What did happen? I don't know, he subbed himself out pretty quickly too. Wait, did Tate say he was gonna eat more than nine beers and nine dogs? I don't know if he did.

Because someone made a very funny mashup where he just kept on saying, I'm gonna get my numbers, and then he just didn't. Why was White Sox Dave zero beers? Is he not a numbers, and then he just didn't why was white sauce Dave Zero beers is he not a bullpen we didn't need beers at the time okay, all right about time he came in Incredible investigative journalism when you ask Joey chestnut if you're ever gonna do pornography boy did he not like Give up You didn't let it affect you at all. I don't know why I love that question. He's an eater

I was like you're right about him is like that could cross over I like that he was disgusted by your question, and then you like doubled down and you're like, but eating pussy. Yes Imagine how aggressively he eats pussy. Oh there was a point in the stream because I had it up I was on my computer, and I just had it up on the second monitor. He was like getting on you for finishing your beer. And it kind of got contentious. Would you ever do pornography? No.

No. Yeah, boys work when they have. What's the right answer? The cameras are watching, asshole. I know, right?, asshole. I know. Jesus motherfucker. I expect you'd never do a fucking... Eat some pussy, you know?

Yeah. Eat some pussy, you know? For example. He looked back at me like five minutes later. He was like, that was an unnecessary question. But it, nah, I actually disagree with Mr. C. Were you using your hot dog as a microphone there? He was.

Maybe. He was. I mean, he could her hot dog as a microphone there? He was. Maybe. I mean, he could be the Bonnie Blue of eating pussy. He could. Where he just lines it up and he just goes like, how many pussies could he eat in 10 minutes? VA 200 pussies in 10 minutes. Could you imagine? Also, we were like 40 minutes in,

and I was asking him like a lot of questions. He was like, he was letting loose about Kobayashi, like major league eating. And he was like he was letting loose about Kobe Ashi like major league eating and he's like wait a second they can't hear us right you saved him at one point in time later on in the night too you're talking about like going out he's like there's this chick came up to me and you're like live yeah he didn't like but I thought it was I thought it was things were gonna get physical between you two when you were going to finish your beer and he's like we don't need any more beers We're good on beers eat the dog and you just drank the beer. You remember this I only had nine beers. I shouldn't have been that drunk

I guess it makes sense for Joey chestnut to be like not used to having Like a mic on like that because he's always just stuffing his face Yeah, and he said like really talk. Yeah the multi multi cameras he said he figured like they'd be panning other places I was like no this is it yeah also KB do you want to apologize to Eddie you kind of oh this is the best when they started puking he was so upset look at this face that is so much anger. Yeah. I fucking love them. It's disappointment, it's anger, it's all of them. It's all the bad emotions.

You unintentionally put Eddie in a precarious spot last night. Me? Yeah. I didn't know this. I should have known. I should have been more in on the joke. Someone kept saying, Deutsch is a gun. Deutsch is a gun.

Classic line, yeah. I'd like I'd glance to it and they kept saying enough and then like I looked at him one point I thought he was jostling and I'm like does he got a fucking oh you it derailed Eddie's night he's a guy yeah he could be a guy with a gun it for future reference does Deutsch have a gun is like party nomenclature yeah just say that when the party's getting going oh yeah actual guy was that a thing yeah do it has a gun and then you know everyone's takes a sip yeah I forgot about that you know it's it's similar to like yeah like party on

was he like oh? Okay, sorry Shit like you've never been to a party or so it has a gun And then everyone finishes their beer you got to finish your drink That's what no Yeah, I did it W you Which has a gun yeah, you thought it was a literal gun yeah I'm telling you like where'd you go to college Southern Illinois. They didn't do it. Did you do it was a literal gun. Yeah. Oh man. I'm telling you like where'd you go to college? Southern Illinois they didn't do it

Which has a gun no Edwardsville does Goddamnit now y'all gonna get the Eddie in another spot. You're already a party next week. He's gonna be Has a gun USA chant Was he frightened I you in other ways? It's no different than chug, chug, chug, chug. No, it's not. It's the same thing.

I'm not falling for this. Don't you have a gun? Come on. Kyle. Kyle. D-Hag. Fuck. Was he creeping you out in other ways?

No, but he's just like, he's one of the biggest wild cards. Like, Like nobody should be able to drink beer that fast and he's drinking a lot of beers. He shouldn't have a gun. Yeah He didn't have a gun. I know now. I know that I knew that in the morning So who is telling you he has a gun people were? Then I started getting tweets and texts and I'm like well this is getting out of hand. Mm-hmm. He shouldn't have a gun. No, I agree, but it's You shouldn't he can have a little tiny Can have a little bit fine if he has a gun Yeah, sure you probably would not on the rooftop. Do we have the clip? So ground floor gun? He's right. You can't have you can't have guns in the no you can't

Especially drinking that many. Yeah ears Jerry the knife yesterday. I don't know what the big weapons day for you I Like that everybody like I get one do each has a gun at a party you finish your drink Yeah, I don't know about you guys, but like right now. I want to chug a beer. I do too like a Pavlov dog like I Not me and people went out after two hours. Oh, that's crazy Bunch of people I think t Bob

Which t Bob Joey chestnut and mr. C. He had 20 beers and nine innings What is what was do it just final numbers? Mr.. C. He had 20 beers and nine innings. What is what was do it just final numbers? Did really well? I think he was like 15 and 12 or something like that so he did and then he went out Ronald fuck what happened to max? I'm so yeah. Yeah, what I think listen he carried the stream last week So I don't know if his heart was in it this week. God. Yeah yeah that's what that's fair T Bob's on a three week streak of after dark Oh T Bob did the the 24 where he didn't go to sleep the the long NCAA football one then he did the home run derby then he did this one yes days I texted him at

like 8 this morning for something thinking his phones on silent and he'll get it later and he texted me back right away like totally fine. Do you have a con? Oh no. Why are they saying that? I think they've been saying that. What the fuck's wrong here? Are you drunk?

Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk?

Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Yeah, like, what it directly did not happen. That's what I like about him. Yeah, he didn't, yeah. Yeah. Mincy. 11 and 9. Is that T-Bob against the wall?

Oh, T-Bob was on, starting about the fifth ending, T-Bob was on his own stream. And he was not part of their stream at all. Yeah, he did really well. Yeah. Do you have the, do you have the kids race clip? That shirt's ridiculous. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Colton! Really? Well yeah, do you have the case race clip that's What 400 pound hippie did you kill to get that shirt? You can't fucking...

Don't even... It's even thicker than I thought! How is it? Is it 9 XL? Let's see how many X's. 8 XL? Why do you have an 8 XL? For who? You don't have to accept.

It looks like a lot. It looks like a blanket. That's outrageous. Colton, that's outrageous. It's like a punch. That's outrageous. I think he looks nice. You hogged all the tie dye.

None left. Imagine that guy at the front of the tie dye line. You're leaving with a white, crispy tea. With a, hey there, Delilah. You're leaving with a white crispy tea. With a hey there Delilah. That was all the tie dye. We got no more tie dye. We need children.

Where'd it go? Oh well, check out Colton. He's got it all and now he's meeting people. You can't meet people in that. Colton come back. The tie dye factory. Exhausted all their labor. Can you get in that shirt with him? Everybody fact Exhausted all their labor in that shirt with them everybody

How many people can get in that's an eight-act the whole show could get in that shirt That's a driver right there. It was Nemechek. Yeah, so Look at I don't want to ruin the top of the shirt all right. We can get at least two people in there. Let me get in there. You're going to get in there comfortably. Oh yeah. That's not even hard. Still too big. There's room to spare.

Get in there, KB. I mean, you could just pop out the armhole easy that's fine I wouldn't bat an eye at that that's a good look at that looks way more normal Go try this on. You're gonna get even shorter. Oh my god. Little rascals. Look at that thing. It is kind of fashionable.

Did it stretch out even more? No, it was stretched. Sorry. I don't think so. Oh, you're wearing a shirt underneath. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah. What prompted you to put that shirt on this morning?

It was a gift. Yeah, but. Who gave who? Who is comping you? Oh. What? From Nick. I got him the shirt. What? What?

What? He was He wears big shirts and he was like, and my mom hates it. He talks about drugs and drinking and partying and his mom hates it. Like he talks about drugs and drinking and partying and his mom hates that he wears big shirts. I found a brand called King Size

and that's an 8X big. That's an incredible gift. My mom's really sad somewhere. She's pissed. Wait, so Nick, the whole time you just, you were just joking about the shirt and you're like, yeah, that was not mine. I've had to bite my tongue.

Sorry to out you. That's all right, man. You look great. I do look you're you're you're somehow pulling it off It's my favorite sure a lot of people haven't noticed He does wear big sure eyes so people didn't people just like what's up Colton like hey I Favourite Not easy to take a number two and oh, do you already very tedious? Alright alright, thanks guys You got you got that clip Eddie here you go You said he had to pour his own! Oh god, no! Hell no! Hell no!

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Oh shit! Oh fuck this!

Do it! Do it! Oh That's where okay, okay, it's fucked up. Yeah, that's where it came from. Okay, that's incredible. KB just started screaming 50 years deep, Deutsch has a gun! Those are on watch. That was just slop. How the fuck did those get watched? Pure slop. Deutsch has a gun!

That's awesome. I didn't realize the backstory. It's so funny. Now you're all caught up. I was laughing so hard last night when you were like, does Doitch actually have a gun? People are texting me he's got a gun. And he wouldn't answer, as you said. He would not answer.

He would just deviously look at me. You kind of want a no after that question. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because this is one of those jokes that next case race he could easily be like, yeah, dude, I've been carrying this gun every day. Yeah. And he could have a gun on, or just make it funny.

Yeah. Like, oh, this thing? Oh, that's what you guys were talking about. Gun. Doh-chah has a gun. What he does off camera at the case race is almost as interesting, though. Last time he was just on the court shooting threes at like 65%. He does off-camera at the case race is almost as interesting though last time

He was just on the court shooting threes at like 65 percent Yeah, like an hour and a half yeah, okay, sir. It's dunking. I'll bring it. Well. He was talking yeah He's a specimen. He is he's a freak. Oh man Speaking of specimen should we have these guys do the gauntlet before we get to the real story of the game? Oh yeah. Also I took all business Pete and his son,

and my son to the game last night. Fine, except for his son's a troll. What? I bet Seiya hit a home run and he was just like, he's never gonna hit a home run. This is an eight year old. And then he hit one to the warning track, he's like, see, I told you.

Oh, god damn it. His dad should have drank him. The craziest part about the whole night though is I show up with my son in the first inning. They're already there because it was his first time, his son's first time at Wrigley, so they went early. And my son loves peanuts and we show up peanuts, and I'm like hey you want some peanuts and Pete's like Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you my son has a peanut allergy of course And I was like what why did you tell us you got my son's baseball game? but then Pete goes on to say I

actually forgot until today when my wife told me because his wife called him was like hey make sure he eats lunch And Pete was like don't worry. We got uncrustables and and and String cheese and his wife was like you know he has a peanut allergy. He's like I didn't I forgot that so Two times that we were closed. God. Yeah, he forgot that his son has a peanut allergy. How do you forget that? I don't know he then said he might he might grow out of it That's possible. So I think peanut I'll be that bad. Yeah, I guess his sister also grew out of it. Okay, maybe Yeah, I spent a whole night with Pete Was he fun? Yeah, did he know he just kept on saying why don't they have come?

The beer I see the margarita see see the water, where's the cum? No ketchup, no cum. And a little baseball hat. Yeah. Don't worry. But like, there's no way he did like the YMCA when it came on. No. Or clapped. He did, I do think that the salute to troops in the third inning, second inning,

I'm pretty sure he stood up just cause I stood up. I don't think he was gonna stand. It was a delayed stand. Cause he knew that if he didn't stand up. I was gonna video him not standing Yeah, he didn't wanna yeah, he you could tell because he sat down very quickly to Disgusting yeah, we did we we like hung out. It's quick kind of crazy You know did you like talk? Can't picture that well he at first he had my son and his son sitting next to each other He's like I thought they would talk I was like why did you think that Pete?

It's a six and an eight year old figure they speak If they were gonna play they could play together they'd play but we're sitting in seats and then he sat next to me and we talked I'll say it beats a fun hang. He is in those settings. Yeah. Not in anything that is like remotely like hanging around the office. He's not fun. Sure. Small group, small group, individual settings. Yes. He had a beer, so he relaxed. But like if you were sitting in the gambling cave, he wouldn't be fun.

Fair. Yeah. But in those settings, he is fun. All all right should we get those guys for the government do you do any research on these boys? barely all right we got we're talking about Mark Grunowski Iowa quarterback and Jennings Dunker offensive lineman yep that who we're talking about yeah Jennings Dunker and Mark Grunowski okay you guys seen Jennings? He's Blutman. He's the evolved Blutman. Yes I'll go get him for you Did you have them on mostly? Yes, Brandon hashed out some of his Iowa beef with them one of them was unfamiliar the other was

Brandon's Iowa beef goes deep. Right. Was it like work talk? Are we talking like, well, some work at PCA kids, pretty good? Yeah, some work, some baseball. Pasta. You say he loves Schwaber because he's a pizza fillies guy. Yeah, it wasn't't did he make you laugh

No, definitely not I think I made him laugh though really yeah No, definitely hurt yourself or something yeah, he also talks to children like adults. I was gonna ask oh my god He was talking to my son like an adult Well this kid probably knows I like build a computer already well No, but I said that I was like I said to my son I was like oh yeah you like computers like this guy knows a lot about computers and Pete like turned him he's like Do you like computers like do you like to play games on computers? Do you like to run systems on computers?

Shut the fuck up Talking like this your JavaScript update like I'm not like a like I also think obviously that goes the other way We're like you'd like people talk to their kids like they're like idiots. That's stupid, too But like he was like the tone was just crazy. Yeah You got to kind of give like a little I'm not like blippy, but like be like oh, yeah Like you like computers like what's your favorite part about computers something like that It's like baby voice. Yeah, he's been signing them I like watching Kyle around kids cuz he went up to Brandon's youngest and you and you were just like you know

I have gills, but I can't show you and then you walked away What's up boys how we doing always well guys boys Yeah, how you guys feeling about the season? Excited yeah Y'all you look really excited Try to contain myself. Yeah, wait so you got you guys talked to Brandon already and hashed it out Cuz little I still got some a little bit of beef. Okay, okay Call on an Iowa the most toxic fan base in the country. So ooh

Okay, he's calling an Iowa the most toxic fan base in the country. So who? Don't know did he did he take that back? No, he didn't okay He said that they were trying to like take his wife's job or away from him or something like that Well, he's being a pussy right now standing all the way over there. I know he doesn't want to come talk to us. Yeah Get over here, bro Mark are you as Iowa quarterback? Are you ever like hey, can we throw it? I? Am now Yeah, I just got there this I was like hey, I feel like I can say that as a Wisconsin fan cuz they're like long lost aim

Yeah, like like you know The same but just different colors yeah, no what I was getting recruited. I was like can we throw the football? Yeah, like yeah, we can we're gonna do that Yeah, they're gonna they're they're lying to you You're gonna get into a game and like, you know mid-october and you're not throwing And then and then returning punts and blocking punts Well, that's what I played there in a couple years ago and I was at South Dakota State Okay, and that was the infamous like seven to three game Yeah, and they were booing the quarterback walking off the field and cheering for the punter to get me

They love punting so but hopefully I went to Wisconsin I were game once it came for Randall It was probably like 10 15 years ago and it was quite literally Like the it was just one team was at the 50 would get like five yards then try to pin them and it was just How how closer they could get by punt like fair catching it? That was the whole thing so like the other team would stop them at the one they would have to punt out of their end Zone they're like alright now we fair caught it at the 40. We got three yards. We punted again now We fair caught it 35

So they're like the long-lost brothers yeah, they play the same style of football. It's it's something else It's good for good Big Ten football you guys won national champ Yeah, it's not gonna say we got to last oh Hell yeah, yeah, yeah 2022 2023 wait were you there with Treelance no, he was at North Dakota North Dakota'm an idiot. Sorry my bad. No, you're good They were the powerhouse for years. You guys are the Jackrabbit. Jackrabbit. There we go. I'm back Yeah, we had we ended up beating them for our first national championship. Fuck yeah. That was a pretty good feeling

How's the fan base there? It's good. I mean, yeah, obviously it's FCS So it's small ball, but we got 20,000 people at the stadium and we filled pretty much every single game Yeah, North Dakota played in a dome Fargo dome. Yeah. Yeah, that thing's awesome I like Idaho's dome the most kibbe down the kid that one is so sick That's the go-to 2014 NCAA like college football. That's not like oh, too So you shouldn't be a dome and it is and it's it's so it's like a half a dome Mm-hmm. There are old OC at South Dakota State went to be the head coach at Idaho. Oh wait, I know that guy. He's the man.

Yeah, Jason Eck. Yeah, I think he's a Wisconsin guy. Is he not? Yeah, he played at Wisconsin. Yeah, because they almost beat Oregon this past year. And that was, he was, I remember there was like, they were doing trick plays and he had this big binder and he was just like searching for the next trick play to try to beat Oregon. Oh, he comes up with the craziest trick. They took every limit Yeah, every single game we go into like we have the play sheet and he has at least five eight trick plays every game I got rocks. Oh, that's awesome. You ever seen the Idaho Dome. Yeah, looks like half of a soda can yeah

I think both North Dakota teams playing a dome Yeah, and South Dakota. That's it. Yeah, it's gonna stay It's the only Dakota school that doesn't have a dome you guys play the real way. Yeah. Yeah, we got a game That was negative 23 degrees I've been there. It's like in a cornfield kind of yeah a little bit. They just sent branded one. Yeah, I have a kibble dome You have yeah, I have a minute for kibble get it out. In fact it needs to be yeah Yeah, put on the show get your kibble dome Jennings. Did you meet a bloodman? Oh? Yeah, they've met before right absolute beast Look at this yeah, look at this

Starting gingers Squirtle Luke That's full evolution right there yeah do you guys kind of do you guys ever feel like the Steelers what do you mean that's a good question great question uniform was oh I'm a steeler like is the colors yeah the colors I guess I never thought of it that way I was talking to Jerry earlier we were just talking about like it's always the defense is like the main thing like that's always Steelers Yeah, yeah, yeah, they kind of play the same brand. Yeah Steelers in Iowa you should you're gonna think about this now

I'm about to give it a Google. Yeah, well you don't know what the Steelers look like no I do, but I've never thought like hey, you know look like the Steelers. Yeah, you do look like the Steelers great colors great Yeah, he's a small-town guy. Yeah, you do look like the Steelers. It's great colors great. He's a small town guy He doesn't even watch like NFL or anything like that. He just how small town my hometowns like 2,700 Okay, where in Iowa in Illinois, Illinois. Oh, yeah, what town Lena? It's like right next to Wisconsin, Iowa It's right in that top corner to do their bail hay drink protein shakes go to nothing. Oh, yeah Hey, tell them what you wanted to bring here for today. What are you telling me?

I was hoping to bring some rabbit meat, but we didn't have any frozen That's out of season right now, so you can't just go out and but you know yeah You're not too far from Brandon. Yeah, Brandon makes that commute Bring almost daily Friday's dome it's a 1a powerhouse right rabbit. Did you see Mulligan's oh? Yeah, is that that's like a little sports bar. They come on Morgan's and Lena. Yeah, you like that place I mean, I don't love it, but it does the trick. That's a place What's your favorite tanning salon in Iowa City I

Don't even know the name yeah tanning slants What do you ask that do you have one no, I don't know I used to go what I know some athletes like to tan Sorry Have a favorite in Iowa City, I don't know yeah Yeah, I really heard of any athletes going out and I mean you tan obviously you fucked up. It's just Florida really Hang out in Florida. Yeah, excuse me money bags How is the NIL doing good you guys get paid yeah, it's right guy like you getting paid Jennings Well enough to get move out of my apartment like I had an outlet light on fire the other week

So that's nice to move out of a place then that was not on fire. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty nice That's huge. I did get renters insurance this year, so I'm kind of pumped if it hell. Yes You will kind of are you drive Ford Ranger? Yeah Tell me about the mode of transportation. Oh the moped. Yeah. Yeah, yeah the beast actually marks been driving it pretty recently I got it now. Yeah all the football players I Madison same where all football players have mopeds, and it's very funny seeing like 300 pound men on little tiny scooters Yeah, I've never been on one. I'm afraid they're fun. They actually ripped though. I mean might go like 55 Oh, it's a 150 CC. I saw Brandon. Oh there you go

How big are you? 320 my god, how big are you really? Yeah, 320. All right. Thank you. Promise. I might be a little heavy right now, but what is your diet? I Don't know. I I just have like the dietitian sends me stuff like in a PDF form So I should look at it and do whatever she tells me to do Do you like energy drinks love energy drinks like to what degree? I've had three so far. I've had two that I can't say the name of I've been told and I had to go soon as I walked in here nice

Yeah, so you're averaging over three a day That's how much I drive. I don't know just kind of pence outside. I want to get what wait what year you this is my fifth You're coming up. Okay, so when you got to Iowa how much did you weigh so my first year? I had surgery so I was down to 270 okay So did you have to do the thing like I think Taylor won told us about this when he got to Michigan like he had To wake himself up in the middle of the night to eat To get like to gain weight did you ever have to do that you just eat till you're about to throw up And then you wait an hour, and then eat some more

Bars will after dark that's it Eat some more Barswell after dark that's it Anytime we have catering yeah, yeah or tate yeah or tate or just being tate yeah, he has an alarm in the middle of the night, too Are you guys ready to do the gauntlet? Oh? Hell yeah, I don't know if I didn't sound like I was not expecting hell yeah after that I know I was I was kind of nervous going into it Blutman told me I was Gonna be doing it says let's do it. You know what it is at all. I have a good good understanding of it All right, do you want to explain it Brandon? I've been told I explained it poorly so I'm opting out of explaining it

You're gonna start on the cornhole board. You're gonna make one cornhole. You're going to soccer Soon as you make one soccer goal. We're going to wiffle ball We're hitting the home run soon as we hit the home run, you pitch it up to yourself, you hit it. Then you're throwing the football through those holes. Are you okay throwing the football? I'm okay throwing the football. You signed with Iowa.

So we got a... Ooh, Shane. We got the... We got that beef over here. Yeah, me and him are working through it. We're working through it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't put him on my top 10, big 10 quarterbacks list

and he came in hot. Billy Edwards wasn't on there either. And that's fine. We're working through it. We're working through it. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't put him on my top 10 big 10 quarterbacks list and he came in hot. Billy Edwards wasn't on there either. And that's fine. Billy Edwards can come in hot whenever he wants. And we have the three pointer. You hit a three pointer, you go down the other way, you hit a three pointer, then you sit down and you do trivia.

You get 10 questions. Right. They're not questions. They're simply listicles. Are you good? Yeah. Let's go. What?

All the rules, but. That's pretty much all the rules. Whenever y'all tell them. I feel like I did a better. Time out, time out. Big Cat did a better. Y'all confuse them when you say the soccer thing. You don't have to say the soccer thing. I can explain that when it happens.

The trivia is the main one. It's ten from anywhere on the board. Go ahead. No, I'm not explaining it. It's an example of the trivia. But it won't be these questions. You have to get ten total. This is an example.'t be these but no particular order you can just pick and choose For actors to play main characters in Seinfeld sure you only have to get once easy

Yeah, so I'm colors on the Italian flag. You just ripped that mm-hmm. So go ahead and do that right now red white green Go to something else yeah, oh man Julian Edelman there we go if it's on there yeah hmm I thought he thought three touchdowns Tim Duncan okay I have to do this one yeah you got you got you got the flow down yeah all right who's going first you or you I want to see dunker go for it. All right. Duckers going first. I'm starting with corn. Let's go. Dunker. Corn soccer, baseball, football, basketball, basketball, trivia.

Do you see how much you can? Hey, you can sit back and Brandon see because you can see the trivia better. All right. Did you ever see his like his pregame diet before someone was that Liam was telling me about it. That's why I asked. You got me. You tell me about it. I don't even know if I can explain it. He knows it better than I do obviously, but it's something like 10,000 calories or something like that. Oh my god. Before the game? And during the game he's eating too.

During the game? Do you have to like maintain like a pretty tough diet or what? Nothing crazy. Like not like these guys. These guys are having to eat till they're full just to maintain weight. I can't imagine trying to gain weight like them. You could probably house some pheasant, can't you? Pheasant's good.

You like pheasant? A little like buffalo pheasant dip? That's good. Buffalo pheasant dip? It's just like chicken but... Yeah, that sounds... Yeah. State bird of South Dakota.

Huh. Lucky guess, Kyle. It's just like chicken, but yeah that sounds yeah, stay bird of South Dakota, huh? Lucky guess Kyle All right, we're ready to go Okay, they're talking that's good. Yeah, we'll shut up on on yeah now with microphones Okay I'm gonna say three two one go Soon as TJ tells me I'm ready I'm gonna say three, two, one, go. As soon as TJ tells me I'm ready. I'm ready. All right.

Three, two, one, go. He said he was nervous about the basketball shot. Do we think he's gonna be able to get the basketball shot? Mark? I don't. He's a competitive hay baler? Oh yeah. What? He won the... He's won won the Solon hay bale toss.

Yeah, I think he had the record or something like that. That's sick. What do we have here that's comparable to a hay bale? We could have them. Uh-oh. Oh, gosh. Spider? Yes.

Let me throw Spider across the... Oh, knock out one of them. It's not a good start. No. Oh, yeah. He's still going. Oh, you's beating himself up about it too. Oh, he's kind of giving up. Don't give up, Dunk. You got it. Come on. Yeah, there it is. His legs are massive.

Right? There we go. Yeah, there it is. His legs are massive. Right? Ooh! There we go. That's in. That's in. He's like walking like the Terminator. Yeah. Yeah, he is.

He won thousand down a hallway. It's gonna break the bat. He does everything at 100% if it's swinging. That one hit someone. He's a lineman. It's got to be awesome to feel that strong all the time. Squats are like 700 pounds. Yeah, just like I'm so much stronger than you. How many years you got?

There it is. I got one. I was planning on going out last year, but decided to stay one more year. That's not a bad shot. Oh, it's pretty good. He'll get this. Hey, there it is.

Hey. Look at him, he's just taking his time. Every new thing is like, what? Uh-oh. It's like Brendan Fraser, Forge of the Jungle. The sequel to Forge of the Jungle was just as good. Yeah. I liked that.

Right here. You have a good time. You're doing well. Forge of the Jungle. You're doing really well. It's a kid. Trivia time. Can I answer any of them?

Yeah, any of them. Three primary colors, blue, red, green. OK. Do you know chess pieces? Green not on there Five top hardware stores. Oh, you gotta know hardware stores 2024 better Do do do you go ace lows Menards? There we go. What else do we got home Depot? Five Ace lows Menards there we go what else do we got home depot It's a five who's not on there

What else richest men oh maybe one of them ten most valuable American sports teams Just think out was yeah there. We go. Yeah, just go along that Chiefs Eagles Just go along that. Chiefs, Eagles. Who else is good? Chess pieces. Do you think basketball? Baseball. Baseball.

Yeah, big city teams. Oh, Lakers. Yep. Look at that other primary color too. That was the primary color? Yeah, it wasn't. It was yellow? It was yellow. It is yellow.

There you go, you need one more. Obama's daughters. No idea. Yeah. Countries with the most islands, just think big country. Long coastlines. Chess pieces. Ch's daughters. No idea. Yeah. Countries with the most islands. Just think big country. Long coastlines. Chest pieces.

Do you know any chest pieces? Oh, there's a king. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Nice. That's not bad. Not bad. Admirable.

I think you're, you might be number one over 300 pounds. I'll take that. Yeah. Yeah. That's huge. It's a new category. I'd have to look Kadek maybe you beat me. Hey Dick is What a K to get College sports love it. All right mark get up there Do you Do you walk around like always been like got to protect my quarterback even in like

We're talking the mic so like even like like if you're if you're walking up to like a crosswalk and he like takes a step and it's It's not a crowd. You're like, oh, it's like 24-7 You gotta watch Your Pokemon guy, I love Pokemon me too, dude What's your favorite I I'm a Squirtle guy I'm not to go Lucario Wow that might be a popular choice What did you see the new mega dragonite that just came out wings on the top of its head?

I don't like it really don't love it. Don't know now. Did you know there's multiple Squirtles? Like variations of it. Yeah, is that a new thing well a Squirtle Squat. He thought it was just one Squirtle We thought it was a unique thing. It's a species. Oh, no like when they evolve. Yeah, yeah Pokemon guys just Pokemon chat We'll get edged out by the Pokemon Look at that stinks wings on the top of his head put it on it put it on its back What's on its what's on its tail a little bead? They try to make a suck cute. Oh, I like that it needs the wings on the back. I kind of like it

Y'all wrong. Yeah Pokemon on the back I kind of like it y'all wrong yep us Pokemon guys never all right ready mark all right here we go hold on hold on wait to the camera all right here we go three two one go I think he's good Hand it off to Brandon This might be too far of a throw. I'm sure if we looked up his South Dakota state stats, that would be awesome. Oh, and now we're even staying on the list.

That would be fucking nuts. In front of a dude who's just sick at throwing the football. There it is. We need to have a serious talk with Wyatt. Oh, there it is. We need to have a serious talk with Wyatt. Yeah, why it's not really. There it is. There it is.

All right. Now we can cross your next tail now. Nice. Are you a Pokemon card guy or just the games or the show? Here we go, sit down. Oh. Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Earth, Mars, Neptune, Saturn, Chicago, New York, LA. It's gotta be 10. It's gotta be 10. Wow.

Saturn. Oh! Wait, what's your record, Big Cat? I don't think that's I'm 126 okay You're in the top top top top top top five. I just all time top six top six is it six He's got that was incredible Right behind me weren't even like ready top non bar stool employee Wow What a run goddamn if I could have made he rattled off or no the cornhole or no or no screw or no gotcha

but he you rattled off the sport rattled off the sparkle fast like I Could have yeah, I didn't even look at another one other than the Planets god damn impressive very Wow Yours was good, too That's over 300 that was a hell of a run. Hopefully the look of Iowa football this year. Holy shit. Well the throwing on the corn hole. I made the first football throw. You did. That was, was that a little nervous? I was. You can't fuck that up. No if I miss that one then every Every school in the big 10 is gonna be on my ass Well, you performed under pressure. All right. Well, thanks boys. Yeah, great to have you guys on great

Yeah, oh also one more thing. I was texting kiddle earlier this week the best He said when I see you you gotta FaceTime him. Okay. He's a camp. I know that's what I See if he picks up that one bad thing about him Is he's not laying in the NFL not bad One thing about the timing right now All right, yeah, this would be the worst job ever, huh? There's no way he's gonna pick up. No, he's probably in the middle of practice right now meeting He could be lunchtime could be on a break break. Yeah, you. I tell you to do that when he he knows he's at camp. Camp just opened, right? Yeah. Looks like they're

walking on the practice field about 30 to 45 minutes ago. Oh, so it's literally on the practice field. Yeah, I'm gonna shoot him a text after. Alright, alright. He's the man though. Oh yeah. That's great. I love Kittle so much. Love those Iowa guys. Yeah. I appreciate you having us on. Yeah. Thank you, boys. Predictions for the season? Just got to figure out who to block.

It'll be Roland. Yeah, that's a good prediction. Go one to no every week. Playoffs. That's the goal. You just got to figure out who to hand it off to. You're running back your full back. Yeah.

Occasionally throw it to your tight end. What do you want him to say to that? Yeah. I can say it. I'm the number one college football guy. But I was saying before you got here, I could say it because Wisconsin does the exact same thing. So it's like kind of like inner family, like, haha, we don't throw the football. You're just a jerk All right, you got to show some love with big noon kickoff week to Iowa Iowa State. Let's go No, I like Iowa City's my second favorite Big Ten campus. It's fucking awesome. It's awesome Yeah, there's so many bars everywhere around. Yeah, so many good food spots and everything. So awesome beautiful place No, you guys will throw well, how many touchdowns you throw last year? Right around 30. Well problem, okay We were like, oh, yeah, he doesn't throw and they're like I bet you if we looked up his stats

He can fucking throw it pretty there's a chance. Yeah Yeah, so I was not used to that though. Yeah, hopefully we can change it light it up alright. Thanks boys luck Game-time there's nothing like getting to a baseball game especially last-minute lucky for me I always use game time. The official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Game time makes getting tickets faster and easier. Prices on the app actually go down.

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No, no, no Bryn are you gonna root for a little bit now? Oh god no, okay? No, I'm gonna hate on that guy Man extremely likable does that make it hard for you? No, you'm gonna hate on that guy. Man. Extremely likeable. Does that make it hard for you? No. You already got what you wanted out of him. I did, yeah. He's on your show.

Yeah. No, he seems like a good guy. Yeah. And I did. He's a really good guy. I tried to make peace with, with, with, with IO fans through him during the show. We'll see how it goes over. Probably not well.

I were good fans. Nah, bad people. No, I disagree. Well, you haven't been where I've been. You haven't seen what I've seen. That's true. That's true. I like Iowa City. We fought different wars. You and I. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That was Alex Brown. Great. He was phenomenal. Yeah. Really,

really cool to talk to. How much do you think the quarterback's making? I would say a couple hundred thou. Oh man or really I was at 750. Yeah, maybe they're wrestling Maybe a million is toss the wrestlers are getting millions. What? Yeah They're making money. Yeah In fact, I would go probably 1.25 1.5 million. Hey Nick told me what he got as a center and it's like well Yeah, wait, What do you get?

Even he told me off the record, but I'm sure he'd tell you why these are all let us all do one That has to be that secretive and you have to say higher or lower, okay? Oh, let me text him just to make sure I have the right number is there another way we can represent money What like heads of lettuce how big we can open our mouth What Higher whoa How about how how untied my shoes are oh, that's good Little little less than that okay? Oh? Doesn't seem that no that was pretty fucking untied

Yeah, that's Some pretty good Yeah, we're getting close only the number What he just texted me or what it was wait all right, so so we all get a guess yeah You say higher or lower already? I already made my guess 400k less I Was 300k? All right fun game Okay. All right, fun game. Game's over.

Game's over. Game's over. All right, yeah, so their quarterback's definitely making like, closer. Yeah, they're making it right. Have any of the guys that like, just missed that cutoff spoken out and been like, what the fuck, this is? There might be like, they might be getting

some compensation. Okay. But I'm not positive. How? There might be like a lawsuit. Oh, yeah, you might be getting some compensation. Okay, I'm not positive how They're like a lawsuit. Oh Yeah, you might be right. I don't know how far I'd go back to I don't like guys from like 2005 I don't think they're gonna get anything ever I think to answer your question Kate I think what they do is they just like most of them just are like well We played in when it was real and like college sports. Yeah college sports

That's kind of the only way you can deal with it mentally. I was gonna say that would make me crazy. Yeah, that's true. Under the table. But yeah, if I was like a star in 2016, I'd just be like, well, we played it the real way. We didn't transfer and we didn't fucking get paid. We cared about the brotherhood in the locker room.

I'd say that. Always the brotherhood. Yeah, I'd say that shit to myself anyway. These guys will will never know they might have money, but meanwhile crying it like my you know in my student debt I guess if they get scholarship. How do they get paid? Yes, just like a direct deposit. I think some of her yes on payroll now. Yeah now the schools can pay them directly Wow how much at once so the so it's like a week. It's like any other job. I think yeah We had two installments. Yeah But yes, so the schools now, what is it like 20 million?

Yeah, yeah, they got 20 and they can divide it however they want right terms of program So do floor our kids gonna go to Florida for income tax? You'd assume right when that ruling passed how pumped do pumped do you think local college bars and car dealerships were? Oh my gosh. They were probably like, yes. I don't think life changed for them at all, though. That's the issue.

Yeah, that's true. We're just making it public now. Right. They've always gotten it. But it's easier if it's public. There's less stress. It's easier in public because you get the public money, but I think you're also still getting the...

The same customers. No, I think you're also still getting the same customers No, I think you're still getting the under the table money. Yeah, you still think there's more. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, no, I would prefer to get sneaky money. That'd be gangster. It would feel good I'd be so I was a busboy once and I got paid under the table. I felt yeah, were you a millionaire? One day I would have been Right restaurant could have been Danny do you have something for us? Not working. Oh there we go

Yeah, so I put together a mini investigation Dave I will say so far seems pretty clean but in order for everyone to really understand what we're dealing with here I put together a mini compilation of Dave's former cheating scandals So should we get him in here we could we could wait till after people actually wait I think we should wait till after because another thing is I called both him and mincy last night around 11 p.m. And one way we can decide is if their story matches. Oh We've got to make sure they aren't corroborating upstairs Even if they might have been a little wrong too, so they might have themselves even forgot what they said

So for the people who are wondering, this is... Last night they did the 99, 99, and 9 innings challenge, and they completed it. Afterwards the internet was abuzz because there was a clip of White Sox Dave discarding a hot dog bun. A vegan hot dog bun, yes. After using it as an app. You know, we know... Wait, you're already saying that it was...

There. And it's mincey helping. That's what he is saying. You'll see. So, so people are saying this is a 49 and a half nuggets all over again. 98 and a half. They didn't complete the challenge. There should probably be a punishment. What's wrong, Brandon? Oh, sorry. So, no, no, you're getting distracted with all your stuff.

No. What's your stuff? We're just looking at your shirt. Sorry. I didn't know that I was on camera. I was looking around to see what I could have those. Because somebody DMed me, a fan, a Yacht fan who's watching, said get them to sign something.

Oh. So what should I have them sign? The Kibbe Dome? Elvis. Yeah, or Greg Maddox. You have so many Greg Maddoxes. Yeah, you have an abundance of Greg Maddox's Yeah, that's a football Jordan rookie the Jordan Rook you want it to be the football because that's yours Roy's never coming everybody's on the marries never coming in

You promise if he does come in that would just be that one of you is the last signature Or if there's no space sorry yeah, so I should get everybody signed the master. Yes. Oh, it's perfect for signing And people like oh shit. You got them you got the signature big yeah, that's the Offensive lineman from Iowa. It's a bad decision. What you want master's flag Brandon can get it all right hold on Eddie sing Hold on I think Brandon you're going back next year Somebody else that will come into the office might win It pops one thing it pops Sean Kemp would be pretty funny. Wait a minute. Let me see this. Oh Yeah Yeah, yeah go go do that.

Ed, are you a keepsake guy? Are you gonna say Rory's a non-zero-time? Hey, you know what, how about you sign the back? I swear to God if Rory comes in. How about we sign the back, so then if Rory ever comes in, he'll sign the front, and you'll be like, but look at the back. But Brandon, I thought that was a flag

that was actually from the green. That's a $30 replica. Right. Yeah, get him to sign that. You can only get it at sign that you're going back Eddie why are you torn up Eddie why are you torn up Eddie you you're torn up about this master actually I want Ed to be the first signature on it it's wrong nevermind I just think do you think Rory McRoy is gonna come in this

office at any before I came in the office. Isn't that the Taylor Mae guy? But he's, when would he come to this office? When's the tournament at Chicago golf? They don't have one this year. You can't say 0% Rory's coming in, right? I feel free to come. I think you can't. But no. Top five guys that are 0% they'll ever come in this office.

He's in the top five? I would, Mahomes ain't ever coming in. I wouldn't rule that out tough Come on in the homes. I would not say 0% my homes. Oh, Jay who has a better chance. Oh, Jay's not coming in My homes are something good. Del. Yeah homes probably Del I wouldn't put it 0% del Ozzy Osborne del Jin ping Goodell. Jinping? Goodell's 0%.

I wouldn't say 0. I don't think, I don't think Rory's top 5. I think he is. Why wouldn't, why wouldn't he? I just don't know why he would. Dan and them hate on him on there. But not even that, but like, if he was in a golf tournament here, he would never be in Chicago first of all, unless there was a golf tournament.

If he was a golf tournament here, it's not going be in the city He's not gonna leave where he is We do enough golf content here. Is he close to foreplay? We'll just start another day We'll start another day. What if we put a fake citation on his arm pretend. This is the I think maybe one percent Now I want to get Rory in here, but then what's the percentage even signs it if he does come also true He would if he were here he's now That's my new goal get Rory here. Do not sign anything. We just spent an hour One thing Rory you cannot sign a thing thing we do around here Four months from now Brandon look under your seat. It's Rory. It's Rory

Wait, so you're not getting them to sign anything. I guess not what what about the back of the master's flag? Because it has to be able to pop right, but then you leave the front for Rory Because then you could just frame it and it just Rory no you know what fuck it They're signed the master's flag area to the back Ed. You can't flip-flop like that both sides Ed Do you have a marker? Yeah, it is and with your party coming up. Yeah, I'm gonna be sipping some beers. Yeah, are you gonna be chatty? Are you gonna be interrogating everybody?

No, I can't do that as Danny's job. Yeah All right, Roy you can come in now. I'm not sure they shot a video with foreplay, did they not? I think so, but that's foreplay. Like, I don't know what. But what if foreplay came here for a Barstool Chicago Golf Tournament? Do they have a future?

Because I know they don't have a PGA event here anymore. They have a Chicago Golf Tournament at some point, I believe. We were part of the playoff for a while Yes, BMW. Yes. Yeah Oh, is there a Ryder Cup here in a maybe I'm telling what is the future Ryder Cup sites? Different sport but the all-blacks are to be here in November and trying to get them coming to the office.

Oh yeah, there's Rory with foreplay. Is that rugby? Yeah, they're like, I think probably one of the more famous teams. I knew you'd get into that. TJ, look up future Ryder Cup. Kate, you're just our rugby correspondent now. I think so. Yeah, I think so.

I tried real hard to befriend him. Oh no, we're good. He's going to be...yeah, we're good. Is that it? Yeah. I'm so pumped for the Ryder Coat. Which one? Ours or theirs? No theirs. Okay. There's the one with the golfers. Right okay. That's the big distinguishing factor Danny you have your video I do I send it to TJ. Okay. Are you going to all black skin? They I talked to them. They like want to come here. Oh, that's awesome. Whatever. Yeah, cool Who well who were where are they from? New Zealand Oh that team. Yeah that yeah, I don't wanna beasts

Haka tickets like pricey. I know Yeah, I don't wanna be sts. Haka tickets are pricey. I know Yeah, I think they're playing are they allowed to do the hawka here Or does that have to be some sort of like before an event or before a competition? I don't be cool if they did it before the gauntlet Be pretty open the show with the hawka. They'll be sick. I just want to see them in line for the ice cream machine Oh, yeah be big boys ice cream machine. Oh yeah. Be cool. Be. Big boys. Okay. David White Sox Dave Williams is seemingly innocent here but

it's not that easy and it never has been. Now to fully understand let's do a deep dive of David White Sox Dave Williams' former cheating scandals. By the way way he was eventually found guilty in every one of these cases I'm about to show. It's the independent auditor here who does trivia's on. It's my favorite one of my favorite things and I just wanted to watch it and have a good time and then and then White Sox Dave happened. I can't remember where we're at. Dave you did or did not cheat? I did not cheat. Oh boy. Well were you typing something? No. Okay. Let boy. Well, were you typing something?

No. Okay. Let's just watch the question together. I mean, I feel like it's so easy that it's not going to be the right answer. So I'm going to pause it there. It's so easy that it can't be the answer, but he's not saying it right away. Ah! Oh no, it's purple!

I swear to God, I looked it up afterwards. I swear to God, I looked it up afterwards. I swear to God, I looked it up afterwards. I don't know if I can take your word. But that doesn't even fucking- If you looked it up afterwards, why wasn't it in your search history? Did you lie to Tamber with it? Doesn't even fucking answer a thing.

We took Google Julie's Peppers. Why wasn't Julius Peppers on your search history when we just looked? Ask Ed, we were talking about it- No, answer me! Shut up! Why wasn't Julius Peppers on your search- Shut up! You set a timer, and were talking about it. No, answer me! Shut up! Why wasn't Julius Shepard on your search history? You have a timer and I'm gonna name an item

and you have to get it in that amount of time. If he cheats, don't give him any signals, nothing. All right, Concordina tomato sauce, you have two minutes and 17 seconds, go. Now again, I'm just gonna zoom in on White Sox Dave here. And you guys be the judge. For the crown. As he's looking down, you can literally hear like typing like

So much body moving. What is I mean? We definitely doubled it this I don't care about this. We back shut the fuck up. You're about to tell me the fuck up I'm not gonna be fucking relevant Eddie and I were talking about how many good seasons he had on Redline radio with the Bears yesterday because we were talking about it. And I said he was like okay on the Bears and then it sucked because he was good on the Packers again. Wrong Google. So I'm like Google.

No way. Piss me off. Ron Dane and his career in Houston five with a car. All right. Yes. Yes. Houston, Texas. Crown remains in Chicago. Come on. You got it. You didn't get tipped off the dude. Did you ask anyone? No. That's a really understand. I was kind of unbelievable. Mine works. Why do you do this shit to yourself? I can't believe there's no honor amongst white South

Summers. This is going now beyond my jurisdiction. We'll have to bring it up to the higher level of court, but I think our work here is done. How you say it? So fucking annoying. This is last night hey mincy I'm sorry my my video did not record before and I need it for the official files for the investigation so real quick just to reiterate I know

you're with Hannah Annika right now not trying about it okay okay so you have time so you said that White Sox Dave did not, in fact, waste half his hot dog for the challenge. He actually used your vegan hot dog bun to wipe off mustard off his wrist or whatever it was, correct? That's all I saw. And you... He literally... Look, I didn't...

I never saw a meat in his hand. He just goes, hey, is that your keto bread thing? Yeah. And then I just saw like a little mustard. And then I just saw like a little mustard. And then I just saw like a little mustard. And then I just saw like a little mustard. And then I just saw like a little mustard. And then I never saw a meat in his hand. He just goes, hey, is that your keto bread thing? Yeah, and then I just saw like a little mustard. I did see a little mustard on his thing and he just threw it in there. Okay, and he said again, I never saw I never saw anything with like a I never saw any meat in his hand.

Okay, and again, I know you got mad at this last time, but he did not pay you anything, right? No, that was why I was shocked. I was honestly really surprised by the accusation. And then I checked my texts with, I sent you to Dave. He hadn't texted, we had in Texas, June 8th. Okay, it wasn't an accusation by the way. You are not being framed for anything. You are just a witness who has to be on stand right now. You are not being accused of anything. No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, you know, you're doing your job, you know, I understand. Yes, okay.

You're doing your job. Minty, thank you for your cooperation. You're doing your job again. All right, good night. Good night, Minty. Oh, all right, now let's see if this lines up. This is Dave's call. Oh, fuck.

I'm just gonna do this real quick. I'm gonna be combative. Yeah. Dave, I'm sorry, I know you've had a long night, but let's just make this real easy. There's obviously some accusations about said keto hot dog bun wiping off mustard. I just wanna clear the accusations real quick.

Was it in fact a keto hot dog bun that you were using as a napkin? I misconstrued, or I mis-said the word bun. It was a loaf of bread he brought. It was a keto slice. OK. Here, I'll send you a picture really quick. Thank you.

Glad you called. I think this should clear it up. It was the end piece specifically of the keto slice. You can see how paper thin it is. Paper, paper? I don't ever want to see that picture again. Yes, I can. So people were accusing you of what?

That it was half of your hot dog that you were supposed to eat? It's weird that they brought it up because that happened, like, well before the stream was over, I thought. I agree. The after dark haters are looking for anything to kill you with. Or that one. Okay, but I have to ask. The old white tie save is dead.

Like, tomorrow we're not going to come out and find that this was in fact half of your dog you're supposed to eat correct no you can look at it right there you can ask the mix but correct I need you to say correct correct okay thank you Dave yes you can go to bed sweet dreams I will see you tomorrow in the office

Forgot to say first So now I guess we can see if the story matches, but that's everything you need to know is there any Video footage of white socks Dave getting something on him and just wiping it off on his pants So my big my big question here is why would Dave feel the need to wipe off? Mustard on the bench in front of him the hose on the bench not himself not himself. Oh Maybe they want to sit on it. I can study, but could. Listen, I'm trying to form something here. He's probably innocent, but it's just classic Dave to use a bun. Like, that could be clear evidence.

It does look like the butt of a bread. Yeah, the visual actually is, like, good for him in the fact that it did look different than a hot dog bun. It's more just like, why would you ever use a bun? You know the problem that's going to happen if you throw a bun away on That's oh yeah That that one shot is there mustard on right? Oh we debate there. Yeah, that's it as a fold. That's it

That's not a hot dog bun Then as a chip did he have any other is the keto bread that's thin. I don't know good Not me. Oh, you can you can see mustard I think oh is that a hot dog that is mustard on the top of it right yeah mincy tweeted the whole loaf earlier in the day could we look at the photo of the loaf and he Instagrammed it too on all play but as well tell, you better throw that on IG. From what I was told, there was no paper towels, so we were using rags to.

Listen, you have to understand, that could be damning evidence why he's innocent, but we are, Eddie and I are scarred. This guy has lied to our faces so many times and just afterwards been like, yeah, fuck it, I cheated. Yeah, he takes pride in being a cheater. He's said that before. He's never said that to me. No, he takes pride in being a cheater. He said that before He's never said that to me. No. He said like one time we caught him like dude your red hands like of course I'm a cheater. Yeah, I will always cheat if I could win

After the supermarket sweep yes Cuz I'm a cheater you said it like that and the other the time when I in that video when I had the Light up to him. I think there was a dozen answer and it was a Deandre Ayton, but he said you pronounced the name wrong And so people thought he was looking at something. Oh like Chubbub Hubbard So it's been a long history So should we get him in here? It was there any other clips of him cheating? And not really people were saying things than they weren't following up with video evidence here's how it works with them like we right now it feels like everyone thinks he's not guilty he will come in here we will

think he's guilty after this yeah right like that's how he was yeah yeah Che will you get him he only digs holes yes exactly remember the we thought was dog shit on the on the floor he was Oh, I don't know what that is. That was a perfect trail from the Chicago studio to his desk. And then eventually we saw what it was. He's like, Oh yeah, well that's, that's my spit. Yeah. So you knew what it was.

We have, you guys never asked. He's yeah. And then he saw it and then he continued to smear it. He was like, I was trying to clean it. I was like, we meet. All right. So Danny, you got to play bad cop and we'll all play good cop. Okay. Fuck. You're a dead man. You got this. I was trying to clean it. I was like we meet all right so Danny you got to play bad cop and we'll all play good cop

You got this I mean don't think Danny should play I was instigating him a lot even for Viva TV earlier, but let's see what else he's got I think should we get mincy in here too. Oh, yeah If he's here? Probably not. Is there a question we can ask both of them separately that could? Like where exactly was the mustard? You couldn't text him? Yeah, seriously.

Okay, here we go. Even the way he just took his headphones out looked suspicious. That was suspicious. Yep. He's on edge. Everything he does looks suspicious. He was sh was shooting cameras away I think we can come in without any evidence of a crime whatsoever and convict him of a yeah

We don't have to talk yes, but not let's just have him explain the story Brennan Dassey, dude Let's watch WrestleMania Did they sign the flag Brennan They sign a flag hmm. Oh, yes on the back nice Did they? You know TJ for somebody they didn't for somebody who for that that flag clean as a whistle Goddamn, you know you didn't do it. I had immediate flag regret. Oh

What if Rory comes in? So you lied to us yeah Yeah, that's fucked up speaking of life Tj for some Dave if you think too hard that you bro hats gonna snap open It fits fine all right hey Dave hello everybody I said hey This is Brandon time Dave. I'm with you. Yeah Well, it looked like I saw the bun and you can see the mustard on it pretty clear Brad So let's just describe the events that took place last night for everyone Dave um There was a slice of bread sitting next to me

There was some mustard on my dog that fell off of my dog I use a slice of bread to wipe it up. That's that the bread was sitting next to you. Where did the mustard land on? on the bleachers Why did you feel that needed to be cleaned is just cuz I didn't want the one that did it was directly next to me I didn't want to get on my shorts or Open shut so had you just finished up a dog or something I had a dog in my hand if you look In my other hand my left hand well We can't see your left hand story gets deeper and we were you using the keto bread. No I didn't know He only used like half the loaf. Did you look for a napkin?

I could have gone and got an app you chose the button even though half the loaf was available He didn't use the buttons. Yeah, well you can use which ironically enough It was the smallest piece by far and that would have been food for him to why don't you choose a bigger piece? Because it was the first one out of the package. Why do you throw it back in do you have bread? I asked him I'm like are you done with that? There's are you throwing this out? You can get mints to cry So we all yes, I know we're on your side. Yeah, yeah, so is there footage of mints throwing this bag away? I don't know maybe the bag could still exist mm-hmm. You could go look yeah Should someone should this bag turn up it would it would exonerate exonerate

When you said the bread the bread was sitting next to you was it in the bag no We kind of spilled all over so loaf was open Yeah, and then you took a straight piece out that was like hanging out of the end of the bag Yeah, and that was that loaf between you and mints mm-hmm How many fluid ounces of mustard we talk I'm sorry how many fluid ounces of mustard we talk There's a little glob a glob you do mustard on your dog or there no condiments on the dog No, I was mixing it up to switch up. Yeah, was there mustard on your dog Yeah, there was I put an extra mustard mixing it up to switch up the taste. Was there mustard on your dog at the time? I put extra mustard on it to get rid of the hot dog taste

and there was too much mustard and it fell off. Oh, it came off your dog? Yeah, it came off my dog. Got it. So it was your mess that you cleaned up? Yes. Oh, that makes sense. You're a good man.

Yeah. What did you say to Ben before discarding it? I asked him, I'm like, are you done with those slices? Can I use this as garbage? What did you say? I'm like, are you done with the rest of these? The rest of the slices? are you done with those slices you have this garbage Yeah, what did you say? I'm like are you done with the rest of these the rest of the slices? Are you done with the rest yeah, and he was done eating at that point So I'm like you're throwing this out, and he goes yeah, and he opened it up for me I tossed it in that was it well

Yeah, that long of a conversation there should be evidence of the conversation well. It was a three-second clip What would you say about your track record of cleaning up after yourself? It's I'm I'm 80 great athlete, and you don't know what that means, but hey, no you're not that's In cleaning up after myself I am you were not out would you ed? Come on? What about the dips? We're on your side here Dave I clean that up you after with your foot into the carpet and wrong I went and got Paper towels and shit from the bathroom, and that was on video and that was you rubbed it in the carpet made a bigger stain Yeah, and then I went cleaned it up maybe 79. Yeah, maybe 75

30 at best so you had a third no no no no no no I'm all star cleaning up We came in didn't know there was anything wrong We saw the stain that led the to the investigation if you were an 80 grade athlete cleaning up We wouldn't have seen the stain that know it fair fair. I didn't use carpet cleaner or anything. I should have yeah Mover yeah, we should know I'll amend that to like 70. I think it's still an all-star Dave real quick So you had the bun that you're using as a napkin in one hand and you Had your hot dog in the other mm-hmm It's odd Ben made it a point to say not once but twice you saw no meat in your hands. Oh my oh he did

Oh, yeah, wait do we have that? Yeah? Yeah? So you didn't have a hot dog in your hands he said he yelled at you on the phone Oh, yeah, Ben mince told me he yelled at Danny on the phone He was mad that I just asked if there was any money involved if he got paid off Wait, so first of all you didn't have hot dog We in your hand Well, I I'm 90% sure I had my hot dog in one hand and you were certain hundred percent okay, I'm I'm I'm

As I'm not 100% certain yeah, actually I do remember cuz I wiped it off my hot dog And then wiped it off the well you wiped the more off your hot dog It was spilling all over my hand We have to say what you want about stories say what you want about Ben Mets But in order for your story to be true. He has to be lying, and I don't know him to be a liar Okay, is bad men tear today.'s a difference to in line and and Just getting something wrong though. He was certain. Yeah, I said it twice Okay, no mean your hand as the witness single. I will say I did there was a stray dog just sitting out there

Sure a rogue hot dog that Was sitting out there after the stream ended. I wasn't sure if that counter or not and I Was for you eating it or no wasn't my hot dog was there any bites out of it? Yeah, there was it looked like it looked like it was a chewed up and spit out so You're casting a poll on the whole somebody that ditched a hot dog. There was just sitting on ground Yeah, I have my thoughts on who it is so I I'm not gonna say cuz I'm not positive there Wait was it is it possible that that hot dog did not count towards the 99?

Possible, but like every hot dog that was brought out was that ultimately towards actually under people. How does it get to that area? No, what I in order for it to get to count Then you had to bring it up to and finish the last bite by Lucas so that one shouldn't count anyway So I don't know the whole thing so it didn't y'all didn't make it So you know that one wouldn't account anyways because he didn't prove it to Lucas that he ate it But how do you know it's just in there? Can you walk up to him empty-handed be like I ate my dog I? Don't yes, yes And also if you have ripped off a piece and just brought up the butt and be like this my life

I think Lee I could have yeah you okay. Oh stray bunny our hand In the chat just said there were more dogs given out than 99 or the night dogs were handed out then law We just have to get all the facts right so the clear to clear Hypotheticals to clear your name You have muddy the entire picture of everybody That's what you know would that person have been if you had to guess I? Thought it might have been menses before the Accomplice and defendant earning on all right

I'm not positive. I don't know where that dog came from it was only Hannah Annika me and T Bob and mince that were like in the back towards the scoreboard a little bit Vinnie Pascu Tino just hit a home run nice First pitch that sucks first pitch he saw did he play last night? first pitch he saw did he play last night? No he was out. I was gonna say I didn't. Okay keep going sorry sorry. So there's a chance that we could see mincy ditching a dog in this video. Someone. But then you would say Mince. If I had to answer. How does this relate to you and your mustard and you're possibly. doesn't okay?

It doesn't why why you using mince just because the proximity to the hot dog Yes I don't think it was one of the girls cuz I saw them eating and they finished their One and two or three dogs or whatever they finished how confident are you that Ben mince ditched a hot dog last night? I'll put him in there. He is 50% him down here Benjamin on a podcast everybody's doing it I Mean I'm only using him because it's process of elimination not right it could have been anybody So in eds it could have been anybody you did you call him or text him after the no

I have in after the game at all not one time Not since June 8th This is June 8th, so I think Dave is clear Dave's clear these but now it's a mince problem And it was chewed up. Should we make sure they're separate? It was chewed and spit perhaps. So Dave you're cleared Get out of here then then yeah, you're good I always believed in you you the man Dave All right Well now this is gonna get interesting I could we pull up mincey's Instagram that I was laughing about that bun

Like in my head for the last the man posts The post up below you gotta get the gram Wow, you gotta get that 21 likes that's good That's a post right there folks, I love when he does this with the unclickable Yes That's this all the time where he at somebody on the screen. Instead of putting it on a story.

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Hello, Ben. Benjamin. Hello, Judge Conrad. This is just a message from Lucas before we do this. Don't think it was mincy. He didn't grab a hot dog after the fifth inning, if that matters. It's true.

So you had nine and you had ten and five? I ate six in the first inning. So you went hungry. So I went in like very hungry, ran before, ate like real light lunch, went in like on a mission from God and I came out blasting. Like I said, six in the first inning and I'm sure this has been, the horse has been beaten into the ground but but those were some thick freaking hot dogs.

They were thick. But yeah, and then I think I dealt with, it's a first world problem, but I think the me from 10 months ago would have been able to handle more hot dogs and my stomach does not have the capacity it used to. Why? What changed? The let's get hot 2025. Love that love that I was teeing you up. Yeah Yeah, so I just I don't and I've actually noticed my portion like I used to overeat a lot now

I don't eat as much. I think it's like a portion control thing But I gave him hell for five or six innings, but that was it I couldn't even like look at a hot dog about the six or seven thing even if there was one on the ground I Alright, I'd like to hear what I'm being accused of because I this is all new to me I've been accused of anything. I've been accused of anything. This is actually how about you just describe the events that took place Okay, so Danny gave me a call. Well, we can go back the events that took place That's what took place. At the game.

Okay. So, in regards to Dave Wipe using a- Okay, so Dave looks at me and this is like eighth or ninth inning. And I have my keto bread thing open. And he said, he has the end piece. It wasn't even like one of the good pieces. And he had some like mustard on it. He's like, are you using this bag anymore?

And I said, no, because it's after I had already been called out of the bullpen because this is like the eighth inning. And then he threw the end piece with mustard on it in the bag. Okay. And the loaf was between you guys? Yeah. The loaf was in the back row. And he had a hot dog in the loaf? No, he didn't have a, he had like, it was like mustard on the end and it was the end piece of bread that you would never eat.

So you think it's odd that he chose the end piece of bread when there was half a loaf yet? Yeah. See, I thought he was using that end piece of bread when there was half a loaf yet? Yeah, see, I thought he was using that end piece of bread not to eat a hot dog. I thought it was he was just wiping mustard up. That's what he did, right? Yeah. I didn't see him put the piece of bread onto a hot dog. But twice last night, you said he had a hot dog in his hand.

No, you said he had no meat in his hand. No meat in his hand. No meat in his hand. Yeah. All I saw in this interaction was him with that end piece of bread, and there was some mustard around it, and he just said, are you using that bag? And I said, I'm done with it. Because he was thinking about contaminating the bag with bread. Sure, yeah. Right?

What if I told you the defendant actually said he did have meat in his hand during that whole interaction? Mm-hmm. The whole time. I didn't see it then. that he did have meat in his hand during that whole interaction. The whole time. I didn't see it then. And look, in my defense, he very well could have had it there and my awareness didn't pick it up. Right.

Well, you're not on trial here. No, no, no. Were there any dogs around you when you finished, like maybe a stray dog on the ground? I have no idea. So you didn't really have much awareness of your surroundings at all? I was worried about the, like I went and sat in the bathroom for like 20 or 30 minutes and nothing came out and I was just like sitting with...

Out of your mouth to vomit? I was hoping to puke or crap to rally and crap. I've never heard you say crap. Is this funny? I love saying crap. Oh crap! I was hoping for one. I was hoping for one. You wanted to go and you were hoping for a big crap. Yeah, I was hoping for a rally. The rally never came.

Where have you been, Brandon? I've been crapping. Why is that so funny? No one says it anymore. No one says crap. I've been crapping forever. Oh, man. That's so funny Fuck I got a crap Fucker I got a crap Crap. Crap right now, dude. Did somebody just crap? It smells like crap.

It smells like crap in here. It smells like fucking crap. Oh, fuck, did I get crap on my shoe? It smells like fucking crap, dude. Okay, proceed. Yeah, and so, okay, the other thing that was funny was, I was subbing for Joey Chestnut, so he was kind of trying to coach me, and so I was subbing for Joey Chestnut, so he was kind of trying

to coach me. I was like, I can't let... How do you sub for Joey Chestnut in a hot dog competition? I was like, this is going to be harder than running the marathon. I came out blasted and I was just like, I'm going to represent your name well. But he was not upset with the retirement in the sixth inning. He definitely was just like... He was... Disappointed. Yeah, he was disappointed. And he kind of like went off on me. But then at the end, when we actually hit

the goal, he's like, you actually did a good job. Oh, wow. So I think it was Mr. C's approval. Well, I think it was results oriented. If we hadn't actually hit the 99, he wouldn't have said that. But you would agree as somebody whose stomach is smaller than it used to be, and isn't eating as much as he used to eat, that maybe the motivation was there for you to chuck a dog maybe to the side so you didn't have to finish it. Yeah, and I gotta say I'm confused by the lack of awareness because just yesterday

morning I did a quick web redemption of I was passing Minty at the same exact spot where he accidentally ignored me and this time he saw me. I saw him. And yesterday morning he was talking about how his awareness is next level now. Oh, getting sharper. And this happens the following night. Well, look, I don't know what's going on with this dog sitting around me because I already had been subbed out of the bullpen And like the sixth inning for a so I was I was because I actually said the night inning when there was last rally I was like I can eat one more field need me to and then they said I once you're subbed out You're out. They wouldn't let me like soccer. I do believe you meant to I do wouldn't let me know And then I got a call from Conrad over here on the way back

Which is funny. I was like splitting an uber. Oh, oh another man is entered the sitting dog The sitting dog was your dog dog Bad form to burst into the yeah, no, no, you're good. You're good. You look good in that the Backdrop Wow Wow. No the sitting dog. This works was my 11th dog Did it count? No, I got 10 on the scoreboard and So round eight I was having a panic attack and I thought I was gonna die and I was ready to give up on everything and a panic attack and I thought I was going to die and I was ready to give up on everything. And that's when Joey Chestnut suddenly showed up.

I opened my eyes and he was right there. And he fucking, you want to talk about a good coach that's going to push you to your limits? He straight up told me, he's like, look, man. So first off, we did some breathing exercise. Okay, like first we want to expand our chest. Then we're going to do some diaphragm breathing. We're going to get our heart rate down, you can calm down mentally.

Then he's like, look, nobody gives a fuck about how you feel. The only thing that matters is the number, which is kind of a fascinating insight to Chestnut's life, right? It's all numbers. Because like, that is all people care about with him. He's like, they always ask me, why,

why do we eat so many dogs when nobody else is close to me? It's the fucking number, that goddamn over under that they're putting on it. So that was dog eight and that inspired me to push through dogs nine and 10. Just doing his own thing. And then I was trying to get to 11. Is that the dropped dog?

It hit my goal, no, no, no, this dog got finished. Because no, I took one bite of 11 and I spit it out. I dropped the dog and that dog and then I went and puked everywhere. That was in the beginning of the night. So how are you feeling today? I feel great. I hate throwing up because it's such an involuntary thing. It's like you have like a demon control in your body. Yeah so I did not want to throw up at all costs and Finally when I gave myself over to it in the ninth inning I it was like I mean we went out afterwards It felt fucking fantastic. Can I ask you maybe kind of a personal question? Absolutely, but today

What'd your crap look like? That is actually his what is his crap? Oh, did you crap today the the have you crap today? The lack of a fecal exit is one of the most a what perplexing and disconcerting Total crap crap I have not Crapped no not really it takes it takes don't understand it takes a while to process I'm a very regular man before saying the word, I I can't crap Where I mean I got will get me a brain muffin. I can't crap

You're struggling to I got one light boy in but that was it. I can't imagine many many Yeah, just a mini one. Yeah, I gained 3.2 pounds last night. Yeah Have you not crapped? I took a light one about 20 oh I what a crud like it was a crud more of a crud is when you like you like I've noticed when you like really go hard at the protein it takes a while for your stomach to break it down and said you look down to the bowl like this is just a crud I didn't take my probiotic this morning either that that's on me is Is that is that your crap medicine? Yeah, yeah

Solid probiotic and like 35 on just it's gastrointestinal Jesus wet crap right yeah, just keep you nice and right I Never had any worries about the stray dog Dave brought that up into it I know I just want to know because I even last night there was some Questioning about what was going on and I can fully Fully account for that. That was my 11th dog. I was at my well Conrad calls me Okay, I'm during his investigative thing saw that and he said how much did Dave pay you to vouch? For him on the phone and I was like, I can't believe that that's being accused. I was shocked That was why I react. I was like what well, and then I sent him the screenshot the last text

I have with white socks Dave was Sunday, June 8th trying to meet up with white I reacted. I was like, what? And then I sent him the screenshot. The last text I had with White Sox Dave was Sunday, June 8th trying to meet up at the White Sox game. I think that this is a classic case for people watching about why your reputation matters and how it kind of precedes you. Will it be on camera you dropping the dog? Potentially. But that's fine. You'd have to pour over it would be the beginning of the ninth inning and you if it is on camera

You'll see me take a bite and just pitch a link dropping the dogs fine as long as the didn't spit it out Throw the no there's not counted. That was my 11th. I picked it up was not counted All right, mr. C's motivation was incredible unbelievable like he looked at me at one point and I'm just like, Joey, Mr. C, I'm just so full. He's like, I know you're full, but that doesn't mean you can't eat. Yes. He goes, think about it. When you're tired, do you always take a nap? I was like, no.

He's like, there you go. He was, I mean, he was talking about visualizing the food going down and like Pushing it down in your stuff. Yes That was a big thing last night Um, it was helpful too. I think you guys are cleared. I think the the challenge is complete 99.99. We're good Yeah, I think that's our ruling. Right? Yes Also one other funny note, uh, I get I get a text from stu finer today he's like I sent tate a text to let him know that

He's got to stop putting you on food ones, but tell this marathons over. He's like you tates killing you your marathon training Yeah, where'd he go Tate? What the fuck? Yeah, it was funny, but I mean, are you doing that to me? It's too stupid. Yes, too is yeah Shadow minty textin minty got us into Cubs batting practice yesterday. That was Tyler. Taylor. Taylor got us. Yeah. Minty, Taylor tight. You, you, you, you swung? I know we were, we were just, we were watching, but it was cool. It was being on the first time I've ever been on the field. Well, second, cause I was on the floor at Pearl Jam last summer, but first time for a Cubs game. Did hear a fantastic story about che asking to take hacks. Yeah

Race I was that's fucking why? You just thought it was open to the public coach I figured Want to say out there another 90 seconds not like in the middle of like a six game losing streak That's what I heard like season on the line playoffs around the corner. Everybody's tense. Yeah, let me get a couple more locked in cuz I was impressed I just we were up on the rooftop that like the roar and Wrigley Field last night I thought I thought we were like at a big time college football game crowd crowd was Me a lot of people. Yeah, but just like loud loud Baseball game. I was impressed. Yeah, there you boys are. That shot's amazing.

I did not consider what the visual of everybody wearing the same uniform in this tight little bleacher up there. Well, great job, boys. Hell yeah, boys. Thanks, guys. Good work. You did it. Congrats. We appreciate your cooperation.

The fans and haters alike asked for this. I just had to take the call. Six in the first inning is nuts. Yeah, that's fast banana numbers. Yeah. Very impressive. I can't get over crap. Crap.

So funny. Crap. Oh shit. I tried to take crap. Puker crap. Also, that was an incredible Stu Finer story. Yeah, yeah. Good anecdote.

Yeah. He texted Tate, and then he texted Mincy, and he said. He texted Tate and then he texted Mincy and he said, I texted Tate, you gotta stop doing eating challenges until this marathon. That's good shit. Man. Yeah. That was.

God damn. Good advice. Spicy. I was into that. We'll have to ask Tate one day about that. Man. Fuck. That's good.

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What are you looking at? My buddy's in England and they give me shit because I'm going to Ireland in August. Really? And they're like, oh, the bangers of mash, you can't wait to try them when you come. The picture he sent me, I don't know who's eating this thing. I'll send it to you. That's absurd. Really? It looks like a wet Are you a big bangers a mash guy?

Brandon, what are you looking at? What I'm looking at my reaction camera. Why do you have a reaction camera? I have a fucking camera. I don't notice that my friend. Oh, let me looks funny. It looks like you're in a different place Eddie hold up the picture So that's what I can see it so we get the react you get a lot of action Yeah, there's the thumbnail it's my buddy's He's in England and all that Eddie that first of all If you take away what it looks like on top it it looks fucking delicious

Bottom does look good. That's a crap. That's a crap right on top Chode crap It's a grown man crap T-rex crap and split the G looks like Dana's wedding What's on top of that what is that? That's the bangers Dana was a hero last night. We should give him. Yeah, how did he do? He was he was a monster. I think he did a lot of loving yeah, but he like finished like at the end It was like everyone was struggling and he put the team on its back. Who was the most noticeably drunk? Well

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She's like just like I'm so sorry you have to see this yeah I didn't I didn't intend on Hannah walking all fours that was not all fours And the puppy dog yeah, I didn't I didn't intend on Hannah walking and all fours. I was not all fours Any puppy dog guys I'm sorry She said the look on your face and the part was more probably like devil eyes because I have lies okay, but I just Sounded like a funny. It was a funny scene that I thought was worth mention yeah What um what brand of? Keto loaf were you using? You got a oh nice what a crew you Hannah and Annika walking home

You just saying what's funny to everything Yeah, I actually wanted to I want to make a quick phone call oh Yeah, that's that's it's photogenic for sure Yeah, yeah, yeah See you Mets Kettle who's this? Hello Hello? Pick up? That was a pick up. What a crew that was.

Hi Dan, how you doing? Hey Stu, real quick, you're on the Yak. Did you text? What's up? Did you text mincy saying that you texted tate saying that he's got to stop doing these challenges before the marathon He's gonna fail miserably at mile 19, Dan. He's gonna throw up and have a heart attack at mile 21. He's gonna quit. You're right. All right, that's all.

We just wanted to confirm that. I'll call you later, okay? I love you so, so much. I miss you guys. I love you so much. Can't wait to be back in the loop. All right, love you, Stu. Love you.

Love you, Dan. Love you. See you, man. Bye. There it is. Confirmed. Sent the text. You corroborated. Yeah. Easy as that. I miss Stu so much. I'm so excited formed. It's in text. You corroborated. Yeah.

Easy as that. I miss Stu so much. I'm so excited for football. It's coming up. It's the best. He's going to do his dinners. Yeah, I do miss him. It's like, you just like, it gets to, cause Stu is, you know, he's a lot sometimes, but

so like when football ends, like, okay, but then somewhere around, I don't know, like May-ish, I'm like, man, I fucking miss know like May ish I'm like man I fucking miss that guy yeah I really want him back yeah he's just so yeah the dinners you guys go to the dinners I've never been to the dinner you guys gotta go to a dinner I've been to a few yeah they're fun yeah he treats every advisors trip like it's like a mini vacation. It's so funny. He comes here. He sees a play He goes to like dinner with like 15 people It's the best the best he lives life to the limit

great guy What are you doing? He's a Steven I have a question for you Hit me that whole thing where I you kissed my little my tongue and Or no you licked my lips and you sniffed us and everything That we just didn't have to do any of that cuz you just had the jersey Oh, yeah, you got a house for so I didn't realize that I don't really get had the jersey He had the box the bucks sent him the box send me the box. I didn't know they had my address

I know a couple people there might buy it. I wasn't expecting anything look at this tweak so we we got We because we want to keep the dog out of this one room that she's like peed in twice We've like he had the eyes. I've made like the whole time He was using it as a wall for his dog with two chairs and like a couple boxes I rarely didn't think to open that I rarely get mail get mail. I didn't know it was addressed to me. I would have never thought I would have gotten a box. I rarely get mail, so I didn't notice a package addressed to me that's covered in Bucks stuff.

Well, no, it was a cardboard box. Okay, it addressed to me last week. I used the box as a shield to keep the dog out of the room, but I just noticed this incredible gift from the Bucks. This is so awesome. Can't wait to rock this future Hall of Famers throwback. Thank you. You were using this as a pea shield from your dog?

It's just a cardboard box I don't. Well why didn't you think it was for you? You just don't get mail? I don't get stuff. How many boxes do you have that look like that? Do you order stuff on Amazon? It was just a cardboard box. My wife gets all the Amazon stuff. But when you get home does she not say hey you got a package? She said she told me and I guess I just didn't hear it or she told you and it was sitting there and you just never use it as a shield. I looked at it and I actually was expecting a package. So I was like, did this thing ever come?

And then I looked and I was like, Whoa, I did get a package as from the box is like, what is this? Wait, so if you were expecting separate, so I again, I rarely get packages. Okay, but here's the if you rarely get packages, that means it should be a bigger deal when you get a package correct read Yeah, what a big question though is like what? What are you doing for a shield now? So the other Jersey you gave him there are other boxes so somewhat expendable, but I was like I what is this? And then I said oh wait. I got a package and then

somewhat expendable, but I was like, ah, what is this? And then I said, oh wait, I got a package? And then I realized that. This guy, for how long? It was, so it was express shipped on the 15th, so I guess the day that it all came out and stuff. The day you smelled all of us and tasted us. Yeah, well, I mean, I didn't know that it was there,

and I don't know. It's a shield. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it worked You have two of those jerseys now Well, I have a baker and I have a Mike Evans so pretty good, but no shield Wait what cost there are dog shield there there are so the shield is two chairs that I've turned sideways one You chairs that I've turned sideways one Like dehumidifier box that I haven't set up yet, and then some other box and this other box was there

I'm gonna need a picture But what what could the dog do in that room that would be all that bad the dog peed in that room twice So I feel like the dog what else goes in that room When she wants to go so you have the spray? Yeah, but I well like the cleaning spray. Yes. Yes. Yeah, so they shouldn't be multiple like once you clean it The smell is not there, so they shouldn't do it, but I think that she wants to that's like her little Escape room to be like and then we like be like get out so crap room. It's crap room Yeah, so yeah, it was just sitting there for over a week

Shout out to the Bucks. Thanks. Thank you. I mean big shout out to the Bucks. I'm going to camp next week Friday Nice Oh bucks camp yep, and he make wish oh yeah, what's the itinerary? Not sure I'm actually bringing my son, so We'll see I are you good Are you good? Are you gonna? What I mean your son is six yes, are you are you gonna? Let him catch a ball from a quarterback or you gonna catch a ball from a quarterback Like that's a real question yeah, he's not used to the big-size football, so that's a cop out

No, Dan that's a cop out that's a fucking no damn that's an answer the answer is no he's chased catching the ball I don't have any illustrious this is just this is this trip is kind of for him we'll be there for it but 18 but would he choose this or Chuck E cheese yeah he hasn't been to Chuck E. Cheese, so I don't know if he's here. This or a Cubs game? I think it will be close because he's been to the Cubs before. He just started football camp last night. This or Dairy Queen? That's cool.

I mean that's not fair. This or a swimming lesson where his dad doesn't drown himself? This. Okay. Do the Bucks have pools? you can take a take a lap in that be a good Oh in the box, I think their official pool You're going Yes, they do you need to bring your your trunks. A rehabilitation? Yeah. That's a swimming pool. Oh, I'll count it double if it's a cold tub.

A cold tub is like... I said what I said. Jay, you're getting credit for a lap here. I will count it double if it's a cold tub. It's a free lap. It's a free lap. If you can do it in a cold tub. I'm not going to count a lot of laps.

If you can do it in the Bucks cold tub, every lap is double. Up to 10 laps pack and light We're going for 18 hours. So you have wasted a whole summer as far as laps go. Oh no no no no my yes Yes, yes, it's August my my camp is gonna be I'm gonna do a bulk of the work there It's just a bolt so so double across the lake is one last days. Yeah, cross the lake is what? No, they had that um Just able so so that will cross the lake is one last days. Yeah, cross the lake is what laughs No, they had that um Whatever yeah, big cat almost died doing it. Yeah, I did the butterfly. Yes that that area. That's all he went into shock

Yeah, I Got a couple days. We'll knock some out You have wasted a whole summer The pool was closed you've been on Jerry's sign you've been on multiple vacations why did you just Seinfeld the pool was closed it's a deal with a pool close I'm a Kramer the pool was closed 15 and a half right now. I realize that's not good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you'll be all right. You'll get it. All right. Plinko day tomorrow. Yes. We got a fun one planned, right? We have the idea. We have the theme board doing the games. We have a meeting today. Oh, fuck yes. I'm excited, Plinko Day. Yeah.

Oh! Oh, it's good from Zach. Great, Zach. She's swimming in Zach's pool. Zach has a pool? Down on Tampa, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Vince has a pool.

Oh, also shout out Ethan, 25 today. Oh, happy birthday, Ethan. This is the year he's gonna win the World Series of Poker. Guaranteed. So excited for him. Also also his dog walking skills like his dog was just shitting on the leash On the leash just the turd was like hitting the way that's his only job I get the feeling the dog just walks three feet outside the door Ethan stands in the door. Yeah You're gonna say he's not a good dog walker

You're gonna say he's not a good dog walker Nephew is this crap on the leash Again I told you no more crap on the leash That's his only job. Yeah sure is and I feel like a top Thing on that job requirement is no crap on the leash. Just crap in the dirt There's a lot of dirt Ethan crap goes in the dirt. Yeah The world is what 35% dirt you got the leash. It's like 0.001% leash the leash Crap on the leash. All right. Let's spin the wheel good show guys on show

I'm a little disappointed. We didn't get a Smoking gun, but Dave did do his best to try to body the waters and throw someone else under the bus He is so funny in those situations. What are you doing? See them? Oh pass quats just ripped a double. Oh my god Oh, man, don't for the cycle like we talk. Oh All right Spin it. Alright. Alright.

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