The Yak - Danny Recaps Nick and Kate's UNCOMFORTABLE Date | The Yak 7-16-25

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Why did you do that? Why did you do that? What did you do? Why did you put vodka in my water that I just drank vodka? Already got me with the vodka. I already got Danny too. Bow ball.
Starting point is 00:00:46 I thought that was Kyle's. Put it in my hair spa. And I was so panicked. I was so panicked when you picked it up. Why did you say something? It was too late. It was too late. It was the biggest drink I've ever seen, Big Cat. Why did you do that? I thought it was Kyle's.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Is it pure? Yeah. No, it's some water too. I wouldn't have said anything. Sorry big cat. I thought you needed to pick me up. How much vodka did you put in there? Decent amount.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Decent amount. The worst is I got in here and I made a note of how much was in here. Oh, you should have said something. Unbeknownst to me he had already got me because I put my coffee down and I hadn't even seen him in here yet. I kind of took that like a champ you just looked oh Yeah, I don't think you're why I went after the fact like the actual sipping of it I swallowed it well you drank it, and then you just stared at the bottle Yeah, my bad shit. I didn't all right chug that much. I'm just gonna have to eat some more ice cream. I guess I didn't all right chug that much. I'm just gonna have to eat some more ice cream. I guess
Starting point is 00:01:47 Roback calm promo code yak 20% off your first purchase Jesus pull those hoodies joggers shorts ro back calm promo code yak sweet was that vodka bottle full no I got Danny yesterday and this morning Danny you drink I'm just because they're warning Nick has a vodka problem, but doesn't drink you know what the vodka problem doesn't drink it good play I'm gonna. I'm gonna inject you with heroin. That's fine. Yeah It's like my ultimate fantasy Someone does it honestly I get a little prick on your back get to experience it without the guilt of me like choosing to do it That's a pretty good deal. I'm more mad that I have to go get a new water I'll get it for you. No you don't have to get it for for me. No, I've just been, I was like trying to just get
Starting point is 00:02:26 Danny drunk throughout the day yesterday. We have to normalize like amicable drugging. Yeah. Yeah, like we should all, we should just try to drug each other a little bit. I think that it has a bad stigma. Yeah, not a lot you're saying, just a little. It would boost morale.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Can I give a suggestion for an episode? We have however many chocolate pieces. Well, what are you doing with your glasses? That's no glasses. What are you doing? That's some kind of state. Are you trying to be the hot? Are you doing hot teacher two strands of hair on either side of your face? Are you doing hot teacher right now? No, I why do I want to go to six flat? No, I panicked at Target of the week we had off my kids were still in daycare So I said, oh, I'm gonna loiter at Target for a whole morning and it turns out they have an eye care center in there I haven't had my eyes checked in years. I went in there and then I got it all happened so quickly
Starting point is 00:03:29 and I didn't wanna waste their time, so I was like, I'll take these, and I panicked. You got bored in Target, ambled into the eye care center, and got guilted into getting yourself glasses. So a Target optometrist. And like a grants worth of contact lenses. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. So anyway.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Did anyone go up behind you and go, shh? And like a grand tour that contact lenses I did I was like yeah, that's fine. So anyway What answer was he expecting again target yeah Question itself is have you ever done that to your boy and target nope Can't say that I am I'm a little drunk, I'm not gonna lie right now. You're welcome, I think. You took a big gulp. Yeah, big gulp. But like, the thing is, you get to be drunk without the guilt of drinking in the morning.
Starting point is 00:04:10 That's true, that's true, that's true. Keep going. No more interrupting, boy. Ooh, wow. Okay. Sorry. What if we each have a little square of chocolate, and only one of them is a fun one?
Starting point is 00:04:26 I think that's a great idea. And we have to go about the show, and almost placebo, some of you nerds might think you have the chocolate and you don't, and the people watching have to guess by the end who had the goofy. That's my biggest fear of getting caught pretending to be high when I'm not actually high.
Starting point is 00:04:43 I do that when I'm smoking weed because I don't want to be high. And I'm just like, holy shit. Yeah. This is some good shit. Putting it out there might be a nice little bright answer. I think it's fun. We always talk about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:54 All right, let's do it. One of us may have recently ordered a bar. There we go. So. From Jack McCarthy? Oh, no. Oh, does he? Wait, you're hammered right now.
Starting point is 00:05:03 A little bit. You want a cigarette? I took a big gulp. I think you probably had about three shots. I don't even know, I got more mad that I, I didn't stop myself as soon as I tasted that it was bad. That's great. That was crazy. I kinda was like, oh, this water tastes a little weird.
Starting point is 00:05:17 He put so much of my coffee, it just tasted like pure vodka. Mine was in coffee. I don't know. Yeah, mine had enough water that I was like, oh, the water's gone bad, but that makes sense I spit on the ground Danny did you even say anything yesterday? I didn't drink it yesterday. Oh you didn't okay? Yeah, anyone else's water make them hammered yesterday Did anyone else's water make them feel way more attractive? It is in the mix here. You're gonna fuck up Kyle and drink it by accident. It's in what it's in one of these two
Starting point is 00:05:43 Fuck up Kyle and drink it by accident. It's in what it's in one of these two It's that one You would know no if you're probably is I think it is I it might be the perfect other rink Yes He just takes his shirt off Congratulations to you guys for not participating in what was a just brutal stream. It looks hot It was so brutal it looked like it there was fun to be had. Oh no fun. So what first 30 minutes? Oh fuck it How many hours six okay? Yeah? It was the same thing as last year like first 30 minutes like oh my god This is fun. I'm with my friends. I'm hitting home runs, and then it's like oh shit. My hands really hurt
Starting point is 00:06:37 Oh, no my back hurts. Oh, it's really hot. Oh, I'm weaker than I thought I was oh, I'm older than I thought I was oh This sucks. What about like the end of it though the camaraderie the brought nothing. Oh, I'm older than I thought I was. Oh, this sucks. What about like the end of it though? The camaraderie, the bruh, nothing? Oh, not really. Not at all, ready. Well, God damn. No, because fucking Lucas piece of shit had a twist.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I was on the winning team, I won nothing. Cause they did a twist at the winning team then only two of the members of the winning team won the front row tickets. Well, that's fucked. Front row tickets to Wrigley? To any game. Any game. Any game.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Who won? Memes and Max. So they were the only ones to come home with a prize? Correct. Did Lucas tell Game Time he only wanted two? Cause Game Time would give you six. Correct. What a piece of shit. Yeah, he would probably stepped in. I also have a bone to pick with it. Where is Lucas? I haven't seen him today. I don't know him today I don't know why I don't know the decision-making that happens, but we went out to Juliet. That's far. Yes. Yes Yeah, we always go to Julie. I don't know why we go the farthest place to do these
Starting point is 00:07:34 There are so many baseball fields so many baseball fields every time with the punt catching too in that dome Yeah, that was like an hour that one I could kind of understand just cuz a dome is not like I think there might be closer domes There might be closer domes. You might be right, but that was just crazy that we just went It was like an hour and 45 minutes. What was his answer? Why did he actually choose? No Probably because he he probably just called the person we used last year was like a field for us. Yeah Was it was it close was there was there a choke at the end I saw there So it wasn't close. Max did a really good job of drafting. The actual competition 6v6 was not close.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Because Team Max, which was me, Ebo, Max. Wait, you've set it up so Ebo and Max would be on different teams. Then Hank, so here's what happened. We did a draft. Yeah. Max offered the first pick to Hank. Right. Hank was like, I don't want the first pick because it's a snake draft. I'm going to take two and three. But Ebo. He thought that Kadek and White Sox Dave were significantly better than me and Mook. So he thought like I'll take two and three and then it will come back you know what I mean and it turns out that mook and I hit like 25 more home runs
Starting point is 00:08:49 and katik and white socks wow bad man what a flub yeah awards MVP max best pound-for-pound I asked me he bow given age size I'm trying to think is it Evo or is it I mean Hank was really well what happened at the end with Evo I saw elite choke job. Oh, yeah here. It is. This is our exit velocity leaders Yeah, I hit one almost fun the fucking guy out there. He's like hey We have the stack cast out here you hit one and they're very nice guys I actually appreciate them very much, but he was like you hit one 399.8 Why couldn't you just say 400? Why couldn't you just round makes it sound more official? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:09:32 White Sox Dave good pound for pound, but Evo Evo's that best attitude. Oh attitude Ooh T Bob easy. Yeah easy. I can see that biggest flirt biggest flirts Maybe me. Yeah, wait really you're getting your flirt. I might have flirted whiniest uh Go back. Let me see Let me see Hank Maybe Hank the White Sox Dave no one's really whined good a lot swaggiest Swaggiest go back. I got a lot. I gotta see I just you're just gonna have to keep it up. I'm drunk
Starting point is 00:10:07 I can't remember who is there ha Swag is Dana B. Oh, yeah, the arm sleeve. He almost killed max How so you didn't see that no? Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, Jacob also swag is that he's fine Jacob looked like um what was the true detective season one villain? Name a yellow king. Yeah, he looked like the yellow king we ever see the yellow king Yeah, I never saw that on a lawnmower I don't know but Jacob was like yeah oh you know about two characters to get this oh alright so
Starting point is 00:10:59 this is choke job so alright pause it at the end the twist was at the hiccups Take a big swing I would shoot up. I'll do a shop. No. No. I don't want you to shot Well, you can if you want someone taste this is like pretty solid slow burn solid. I might drink all the vodka So it's a little burn solid. I might drink all the vodka on the top. I think you did. I don't think it was water up So at the end of the game So team max won our team won six of us And we thought we were all getting front row tickets and then Lucas came out with a little fucking smirk in his girl shorts Yeah And he was like it's actually only two tickets
Starting point is 00:11:41 So you guys are gonna be in pairs and you have to pitch to each other for a swing off Ten outs and max hit 11 home runs Mook and I were paired up we hit one. I was actually threw him a knuckleball which you shouldn't do And then Ibo so Ibo went last all he had hit was 12 home runs He had 10 home runs with four outs left. Okay, so still 10. Yeah, but he choked. Yeah Yeah, I mean he had six outs and he had 10 home runs and he completely chose This pitching is crazy though That's great good. I could I
Starting point is 00:12:28 That was there oh Jacob did a slide to yes good in the third so Jacob had like a wife beater on and he was just wet in sweat and baseball pants Wet he's damp like grossly wet Keep going with superlatives. I like this superlatives the most Improved Since last year. Yeah, actually I don't care t-bob improved as he went along okay He like didn't know how to swing a bat He said the guy asked him when he first swung said
Starting point is 00:13:05 Are you sure you're left-handed? Yeah? Yeah, cuz it did look like you know white socks Dave also Probably too easy to get into his head no You sure you got the right name he was uh? He was good at the start and then I hit one three nine nine point eight and I told him I was like if you Don't if you don't hit one farther than me like none of this counts for you And then he just got up there swinging as violently as he could and did he do it no He just kept on he he like fell off a cliff any injuries
Starting point is 00:13:37 My hand Hanks bicep someone's bet Ebo's back, okay, Dave is upstairs. He can't move Yeah, Dave is all wrong. can't move. Yeah, David's I'm pretty sore pretty fucking sore and Then guy who probably wishes he was not invited memes. Oh But he won he won he ended up winning. He was he was not good for a long time He found it a little bit later But there was a think we're like six rounds in and he was still stuck at like eight home runs. And they kept showing the graphic. It was one of those things, like it was teams,
Starting point is 00:14:09 but then they would show the singular graphic and that's all that matters. Is like where you are in the graphic. The graphic is everything. The graphic is everything. That's all people see. Nothing else matters. All for graphics.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah. While you guys were doing that, I had a comedy show at Soho House and I managed to get zero laughs The worst experience of maybe my life and I ran out of there before my time was up Mid-show some dude goes come on, man Were you trying new stuff? It's like how many people were there about 30 your stuff is funny. Well your cell from yeah, they need that was great never That's on not a single way worked, and then I added some old stuff
Starting point is 00:14:49 I was like okay, maybe these guys like a little bit more to and it they were livid the whole time What it was I called mook and he's like yeah, man. It happens. That's a weird room a soho house Monday Whoa because it was weird because it's only members of soho house that go you're not allowed to film they don't film Yeah, great But like the thing is the green room was just us standing in the back of the room So all the other comics were back there didn't get them to smirk wait And I just ran out of there was this a show that you publicized your no you don't it's only first Oh members of so house which and then they're probably some of the it was the longest
Starting point is 00:15:26 It was I've done bad before but I've never gotten It was truly honest to God zero laughs. Did anyone else get last question the guy before me Crushed and like I dapped him up was like was like, thank you man, they're hot. Oh no. So what do you? And I have about 10 minutes on vegetables. And the first veggie joke, if it doesn't land, I'm fucked. And I wrote it out, I wrote it out through all.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Wait, so are you thinking now, just don't do a show that isn't fully. I think I'm a Barstool fan. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, right? Do that. Exactly, I'm not think I'm a barstool fan Yeah, who cares yeah, right? It's like that exactly. I'm
Starting point is 00:16:12 Humbling long uber home yeah to be fair. That's the exact opposite crowd of like a barstool crowd you yes Oh, yeah, that's like aging guys trying to express their coolness. It was older dudes with young chicks Trying to express their coolness it was older dudes with young chicks Feel like it's guys who try to impress the Monday, but it was That's like every man's like worst fear. Yeah mine The show so house Like they knew as soon as I walked in that I was not a member They were just like comic fifth floor to the right, stand in the back. And it was...
Starting point is 00:16:50 I don't really understand the Soho House. I don't know what it is. It started as like a collective for artists. You had to be an artist to get in. Yeah. Or a musician or, you know. And now it's just you pay three grand a year. Is there a pool?
Starting point is 00:17:04 There's a pool on the roof, restaurants and bars. Yeah, I went to the one in Brooklyn. Yeah. It was by my house once. I went. This is weird. It was a plus one once. I think it's like they have hotels attached.
Starting point is 00:17:16 So you can like, if you go to a city, you stay in that hotel. But it's not for us. It's not for us. I never get reached out to. It's very rare. And they reached out to me, they're like, man, and was like, we would like to give you
Starting point is 00:17:27 a free membership to Shoho, and I was like, I looked at it, they're like, do you wanna be, and I was like, no thank you, I'm okay. I don't belong there. It just made me anxious. It's probably like, a worse East thing. It kinda smells like a faint incense throughout, but they hated me
Starting point is 00:17:45 I got I got more scowls than grins. You know what you should do like make it your project You have to craft a soho house I don't even know what I could do finance jokes. What's the deal with poor people? Yeah, right? I feel like those are guys who try to impress the girl or with by heckling the comic you know yeah I tried some self deprecation didn't like it. I tried some edgy stuff hated it I tried some PG stuff hated it, so I think it's time to look look at my it was bad It's not you and like the thing is they would like flash like a phone light for when I was at 10 minutes Because you would do 12. I ran out of the room before the light even came on I couldn't even bear you got it gave me two drink tickets
Starting point is 00:18:29 I could I still have one in my pocket I'm gonna use that as I want to carry that around with me. You should get a PSA graded. I should The worst bombing ever the guy who killed what was his material about his parents fighting? Divorce yeah, yeah, so he was very funny, and I was like It I didn't relate to it my parents love each other dearly, but it crushed Yeah, I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. It was a it was bound to happen. I think it's a good like a good thing Yeah, I'll psyche yeah, and I like I went home I uh poured a glass of red went downstairs
Starting point is 00:19:08 I changed my Madden superstarter rookie difficulty, and I beat the Panthers 63 to 9 Trey Palmer had nine touchdowns or Yeah, so yesterday was like one of the worst days You've had a bar stool because you bombed and you also were named number one on Nicky Smokey. I think it's correlated. Yeah. I think that might have gotten out. Everything he is right now is because of you.
Starting point is 00:19:31 He text me last night apologizing for putting me as the number one. Shout out Mad Dog by the way. Have y'all seen what he's wearing? Yeah. No. He looks pretty cool I think. Nicky Smokey? He looks like a Persian merchant.
Starting point is 00:19:43 I hate, yeah he does. Well that's fitting. A Persian merchant? I hate what he looks like today. He looks like a like a Persian merchant. I hate yeah, he does Persian Yes What did you see mad dog though? Yeah, she was proud. Yeah, she's like I do not like you. Yeah, I like that Yeah, I mean she she's not one to fuck with no Yeah, I mean she she's not one to fuck with no She's like every day. I think it was something like every day I try to come in and get you to like me less. That's that was yeah, and she means it
Starting point is 00:20:13 Yeah, perfect way to hand those macro does girls are both blind I think it's the big takes being one of Nikki smokes least favorite co-workers is truly one of my biggest feats in my tenure Barstool sports I wake up every morning come to work and try to think about what I can do to make him like me less and less God damn. I love it And then he tried to like be playful and she was like no, I don't like What I mean about her yeah, yeah, you know, it's respectfully we talked about in the kitchen yesterday Trust you would be headlining my list to smokes. That's real. Yeah, that's That's real That's real. Yeah, that's, ugh. That's real.
Starting point is 00:20:46 That's real. Yeah, that's a bad day for you. It was a bad day, but now I'm just getting all my coworkers drunk. Yeah! Yeah, I'm lashing out. The good thing is, any show from here on out, you'll be like, even if it doesn't go great.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I promise you it can't be worse than that, because I opened up for Potter and it didn't go well.'t go well wait odds are you guys smash within three months? Better odds that my dead grandma comes back to life becomes the next president than that God Dead woman oh man dead woman might actually have a better chance Over to on live you're gonna be on mad dogs list now, too I'm sorry Nick. Don't be sorry. It's uh what you sign up for At least you didn't have to call six hours of a home run derby. I could have fucked with Connor though That's always fun. Yeah, he almost sent the you see it. Did you see it the email his new Lego girl?
Starting point is 00:21:40 No, he's a new Lego chick. Did you see it? I saw Austin saying like you're allowed to do this Okay No, he's a new Lego chick. Did you see it? I saw Austin saying like you're allowed to do this Okay, and then he came up to me, and I was like I was at the end of I was like get me out of this Dugout I was like he was like will you defend me against Dave. I was like absolutely not I was like so just decide what oh I'm gonna play with my Legos distract myself from my nut. No no not November my Legos Yeah, he transitioned from Lego titties lego ass that's hardly an ass i like that the absence of an ass right no cheeks no cheeks she's cute yeah you want to put it that's what you got yeah that you have options there three holes um should we get to your guys date? Oh my god. Yeah, yes been anticipating this for two days
Starting point is 00:22:26 Did we did you is it in the video what the text messages Kate sent mm-hmm? Okay, so I said yesterday. I think like these are always long form. I make them for my social I don't really care about my social, but I understand I don't want to make people watch an eight minute video But I feel like what makes these funny is like the extra fat and then that's why I leave it in So if you want I put it in a three part saga so we can just scatter it throughout whenever there's a wall.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, let's do all eight. It's not a lot. Yeah, that's fine. We can do eight minutes. This is the first part. All right, we are back for a special earlier morning edition of a Kate date. I'll be honest, Kate's text woke me up like 15 minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I forgot we were doing this. Pause it. Pause it. Danny, is it okay if I pick you up a woke me up like 15 minutes ago. I forgot we were doing this Pause it I didn't know what you were doing Oh Danny is it okay if I pick you up a little earlier in like 15 minutes? Yeah, just let me know when you're here. I mean don't hate me, but maybe bring sandals and a bathing suit teehee Or at least dress cool Because we're gonna be outside for a small journey teehee teehee
Starting point is 00:23:22 Like I didn't want them to feel pressured, but like she wouldn't tell us what we're doing. We'll get to this, we'll get to this. I really wanted them to wear bathing suits. But she said maybe wear, maybe, but or just dress cool. But I didn't, if they really didn't want to, I didn't want them to feel like, okay. Credit to you Danny, I think I would've gone back to sleep.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Okay. The Teehee would've sent me back. Okay. Just turn off all my lights. I'm talking about dressing cool, but wearing a bathing suit. Regardless, I have a bathing suit regardless I have a hangover that's giving me chemo flashbacks right now
Starting point is 00:23:49 Freak on last night, but today is not about me today is about our date that someone is very excited about Me Wow! Me. It would be great. Oh, stereo for me. You don't want to hear that. Fair enough. Fuck!
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yup. Nick, I'm gonna show you the time of your life. Shut the fuck up. So now I'm looking for Kate's car. That must be her illegally parked in the bus lane. Honestly, respect. Doing the Abbey Road strut on the way to the Kate Mobile. Nice blur.
Starting point is 00:24:21 And here we go. Ah! It's exciting day. Four and a half seconds in and Kate is already panicking. New record for longest it's ever taken. So things are already falling apart I'm gonna be honest. The big plan was first you and me were gonna go to this really adorable gluten free breakfast. I get a whole array of breakfast stuff because it's not date without food. Darn, we can't do that now? They're closed today.
Starting point is 00:24:50 So I don't know what we're gonna feed this guy. I'm supposed to have food and coffee and cute things for him and I have nothing. Listen, I love Kate. She's my brother who's a mother and mothers randomly worry all the time and I'm already too, it'll be fine, steep into this story and not sure what to do.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Right now her main concern is how she's gonna quote unquote feed Nick. It doesn't matter how I'm gonna eat by the way but the way she's phrasing it it's not like oh where do you want to get lunch later? She keeps saying how am I gonna feed Nick. I don't know if he was expecting food. He's not gonna be expecting where we're going, I don't think. And it is a hot and humid day. I'll tell you that. Some of us are hungover. Gage. And there he is, our victim for the day. Nick Terani, everyone.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Hey! He's getting back here. On this side, sorry, specifically. Car seats. Yeah, car seats. Sorry, off the rip Morning is this You said dress cool But then like dressing for the cool, I don't I was really confused I was so upset when you were gene and then you said cool. Are we getting wet?
Starting point is 00:26:03 You're gonna be hot and wet if you wanna be. Is it a jacuzzi? Maybe bring sandals and a bathing suit or at least dress cool. We're gonna be in the direct sun. Okay. Kind of hoofing it somewhere. I'm in Birkenstocks.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Wait, you said flip flops though. We're hoofing it? Kind of, yeah. You said flip flops. Fucking Birkenstocks. You said flip flops. Cool what I said dress cool you said flip-flops fucking jeans and I was stressing so much. Almost there. Boy are you guys in for a treat. We have a final destination that we're gonna have to find almost like a Pokemon. Okay. Okay, so put your little Poke hat on.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Okay. And we're going on a journey. I don't know how you wound up doing this Danny. Can you tell us yet? No. Okay. It's part one. Exciting.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Is everyone on the edge of their seats? It says, yeah. That's part one of the date. We drove pretty far. We did. Yeah. So this was a destination. It was a kind of a destination.
Starting point is 00:27:19 It was definitely a destination. Yeah, it was a destination. Commit to something. It was supposed to be, start with a picnic somewhere in the gluten-free places. You couldn't feed me. Couldn't pivot, and I really got hung up on it. So yeah, it's pretty exciting stuff. So we're one third of the way in, we don't know where we're going.
Starting point is 00:27:37 We're dressed wrong. It's a cliffhanger. If you're intrigued, we can keep going. We're dressed hot. We don't have to. On a hot day. I was genuinely. Empty stomach genuinely so disappointed.
Starting point is 00:27:46 You just have to tell me. Don't say maybe if you really want to. I don't want you to pressure me. And don't say tee hee. Well the tee hee was to let them know, but I'm kind of serious. Or just dress cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:57 This is why this punishment is the worst one on the wheel. Easy. I said this is the best day and worst date so far. If you wanted me in shorts, and we were swimming Wouldn't you rather just tell me to wear shorts, so I don't You gave him an option. I didn't want to like you If you're giving me the option to not wear shorts, I'm never gonna do it okay Why didn't we you feel like you had to show your legs?
Starting point is 00:28:19 We were going Where were you going? That's the thing. She wouldn't tell. I wouldn't tell. Because it's the end surprise. OK. No spoilers.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Let's go. Let's get right to it. If you're like, I hate this. We don't have to go. I kept a little. We're going on a journey. What are we looking for? Can you tell us yet?
Starting point is 00:28:41 No. OK. OK. God damn it. First off, let's just enjoy this ambience. It's beautiful. It was so hot. There was no wind.
Starting point is 00:28:50 No one's ever been less dressed for the beach. If it was swimming, well I didn't have to be a surprise. That's like the, you really have to prep for that. She gave me a bag of towels. This is unfortunately the part of the day that Kate likes taking seriously, where she actually gets to know her coworkers and this is our toughest challenge yet. I've seen more intimate episodes of Frank walks.
Starting point is 00:29:10 You like Pokemon? Yeah, but you don't pluralize Pokemon. And then we walked and we walked and we walked until we finally got to our checkpoint. Okay, we're getting closer. We just have to get over to that jetty over there. It's so far. Where are you guys? Uh, 42nd. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Sweet sounds of the beach. Alright, it's so hot. Why are you apologizing for that? And at last, we are almost at our location. Kate told me to get the skyline. Her wish is my command. And Nick, we're going to take that bag from you because we're going to want to be looking your best. Okay? It's a good thing you wore cologne. Kate told me to get the skyline her wishes my command Okay, it's a good thing you work alone you are so not ready for this
Starting point is 00:30:25 No way another one that's right Kate has brought next rub my hand statue and this time he could actually touch it. No way. It's a hot mermaid? It's a hot mermaid. Oh. Alright, let's go touch her. Where is it? Where is she? Oh, she's not very hot. She's a really good date. She looks like a president's wife. My ideal date with you is you taking me to see another chick. You might get fitness in there pal get After you did More glass than anything you told us to our flip-flops You touch your tit now, there's a gross but These guarding her tit yeah she's clean she's a freshwater mermaid would you like to hear the story behind the mermaid I'd be so mad if I was out there. The story of the mermaid. Oh, she's reading you.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Oh, no. Oh, my god. There's a twist. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Let's get to part three, I guess. Sorry. Don't.
Starting point is 00:31:18 What for what? Uh-oh. Because you guys are probably like this. I'm the one who made it long. It's fine. No, no. I'll take the blame. Sorry for Danny.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Oh, I'm the one who made it long it's fine. No no sorry for Danny What one of the artists used his teenage daughter Melinda to serve as the mom Your pedophile pedophile. Yeah, Nick's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. Oh, Danny! Oh, Danny! Oh! What's your plan on the wall? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Ew! You brought me downtown to grab a teen titty. You're a teen titty? This is a sting operation. You touched her. And then I touch her. Yeah, but you brought me to your, you are my gizlain. I didn't know it was a seed age, mermaid.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I didn't touch it, that's so gross. And then you want to take us swimming? Yeah. Wait, this is just a very clear no swimming sign. First you brought us to go swim. And then they don't realize there's rocks. That just says no swimming. I think that's like a no diving,
Starting point is 00:32:22 because look, that's someone's diving. That other one was somebody swimming Wrong stencil I bet I'm on a date right now. She's fine That's Bermuda, okay There's fish just a bunch of fish heads. It's just a bunch of fish heads Dumping out fish There was like 50 fish heads. It was a ridiculous cheap process. Knowing we were doing a beach tangent, maybe bring your trunks.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Just tell us. Sir, you're telling me you didn't distinctly come here just to touch a younger mermaid statue? No, it was a beach day. Yeah. You brought me down to the south side to grope a teen titty. I didn't know. And the way you preface it, you're like, this is something you've always wanted to do. Like, what the fuck? Look at the seagulls. It's just like Jersey Shore. Danny, did this give you a taste of what's ahead? Grope a young woman?
Starting point is 00:33:21 Oh yeah. It does look really refreshing. It is. And you guys don't have your baby. Nope, nope, because it was a maybe. You gotta bring your truck. I have five. Oh, there's gonna be a next time?
Starting point is 00:33:33 No. No. And then we all went back to the office together where we watched in awe as our ex-co-worker sat on a commercial flight till next date. That was the date. That was it. That was the date. Sorry, it. That was the date. Sorry, that's the whole date.
Starting point is 00:33:45 So you went, didn't swim, pedophile. Yes. No swimming, no picnic on the beach. Sweaty, pedophile. Walking, a lot of walking. No food. It was a very long walk. Tons of walking.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Yeah. It was perfect. Yeah, so I guess you could take me off the wheel. That was a great date. But don't we feel a lot closer? Yes. Did you actually talk, like get to know each other? A little bit, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I rambled to them a lot. There might be some deleted scenes you mentioning something about a certain toe of yours. Oh yeah. No. You didn't wear flip flops because you have one gross toe. Whoa. You have a bad toe?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Let's see it. No. It's like it just keeps piling. Which foot's it on? You said it's not worth fixing because it'll just get bad again What a lot of holes in your is it crooked is it scabbed? What are we talking about back in the day? I used to hike a ton like a lot a lot hiking boots whatever and you get
Starting point is 00:34:38 Calluses on your feet that are pretty rough got a bunion But you work hard for those you actually like them because then your feet don't hurt when you're hiking and doing stuff You're like a billy goat you can be barefoot going up a thing which toes at all but now I haven't done that in a long time, but one toe never went back to normal and so it's like We're talking like I could tap it on something. It'd be like like it would sound like this We're talking middle toe. We're talking You're you have a toe that sounds like a dog walking on linoleum yeah You're you have a toe that sounds like a dog walking on Lanolia yeah, it's like so callous on cement. It's disgusting. It's the big papa, too, right?
Starting point is 00:35:09 It's the big is it right color you said it just it'll it'll rip through a sock instantly like and you Agreement it's not look at each other's feet. You've never seen Pat's feet. We don't look at each other Do you look at your partner's feet? Yeah? I like do not look at his other. Do you look at your partner's feet? Yeah I like He's not looking I don't think I'll suck on them, but then I was just like why don't you go get it filed down? Here's like it'll just come back and also who's gonna do that I'm not gonna walk around with a bad toe the rest of your life But then it's like if I start hiking again someday I'm gonna have to build that
Starting point is 00:35:41 You're gonna hike I don't know I mean that is the most Kate thing ever to be like, you got one gnarly toe. It is gross. Sorry. That's pretty gross. Yeah, I rarely wear a suit. Oh, so can we see it? Let me look at it and decide. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:35:55 Okay. All right, tell us. But like, Kate, you didn't even wear a bathing suit to that date. I had one in the car, I just... It doesn't look so bad now, it's when it's dry. Let one of us look and describe it. When it's what bad now it's when it's dry let one of us look and what is what show Kyle when it's dry when it's dry sweaty now what's oh my look Kyle look never mind let's not never mind this makes it look better
Starting point is 00:36:16 did you even take the sock down I did I looked at it for a second and I decided no one's looking at my feet right now. Hey, you gotta get rid of it. If you walked, we would hear it? No, I'm just saying, it's so... It's sort of fire? Like you guys are perfect. Hey, get rid of that toe. Toes, the funny thing about toes
Starting point is 00:36:36 is they're collectively essential, but individually dispensable, so. Wow. Oh, just get rid of the whole toe. Get rid of the toe, yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, maybe I could. That a really good point Kyle thanks Kyle The rest of my feet are really really great. You know you get lost. I wish I would have brought trunks would we have swam
Starting point is 00:36:55 Yes, it was so high like was think I thought a cute little video be like what about holding hands What about all the fish carcass well we go to the side They were a big leg there, but there was where we were was more head than saying a lot of fish heads Yeah, very odd have you swam there before not at that beach? But I go to the beaches all the time, but there were really like no swim signs That was the date that was the date sorry no food You know you said yesterday was my worst day Was there a Seinfeld episode when Elaine was dating a homeless guy she couldn't figure out if he was homeless or not that was that We're like do you have a house?
Starting point is 00:37:44 It was one of the freer dates. Yeah, right. Yeah, I didn't spend the time. Didn't bring any food. Also, what was the mermaid statue just doing, like, in all that grass and not taking care of at all? Wow, I'm so glad you asked. Did you see all those bricks, those big bricks? They've been kept on school.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Did you see all the big big big bricks down there these artists When we wait for them they went in the middle of the night and all them into the men's in 1986 Go to the men's bathroom Damnit when she leaves every time Every time Well boys, what do you want to talk about? Um. Just a sec.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Okay, wait. So in 1986. Oh, EJ. Me and Danny have heard this. Right, but no one has. Well wait, what about Kyle? Do you care? These artists went in the middle of the night, Kyle,
Starting point is 00:38:46 and they carved it in the middle of the night out of a stone that was part of the wall there. And the city was like, you can't just go carving statues in the wall, so they took it away. They put it in one of their storage facilities somewhere. And people were like, no, we liked that mermaid. So finally in 2013, they brought it back. And now it has its own special spot.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And it's like called like the whatever shore mermaid. There we go. Yeah. Big head. Oh. You're good, big head. Really? Wait, really?
Starting point is 00:39:15 You can look it up on Atlas Obscura. Okay. Which is, I was gonna. I like that website. You're. Out of shape. Pretty winded. Pretty winded, yeah. Kate, I had a good time. And I like hanging out with you too. And Danny, I'm that website. You're? Out of shape. Pretty winded. Pretty winded, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Kate, I had a good time, and I like hanging out with you too. And Danny, I'm so jealous you get to go on every one of these. Who's next? Well, Malisak, I guess, if he ever comes back. If he ever comes back. Should we go to him? Where is he right now?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Bulgaria? He's somewhere over there. Yeah, I guess we could. But yeah, that was the date. There should have been more to it, but things kind of fell apart. It fell apart. Piece by piece. Good book. I would appreciate if you planned something for my date.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I would. She does. It doesn't always go according to plan. Ty, you used to have to grocery shop for Kate. Well, I was going to do the gluten free for him. And he said earlier in the week that he hadn't gone full under in the water yet this summer So that was like you should have told me then we're swimming as a treat for you because you haven't done that Yeah, you should have just told me we're swimming. There was more to it, but but It's my fault. I don't need Nicky put more of I can be cut thing. No
Starting point is 00:40:20 Somebody else will have to He's He's toasted The next date will be much more planned out haven't fell apart great and unless enough people are like she sucks We don't want to see that anymore, and then I'll just you're locked in no I think it's the point where we have to see yep. Yep. Do you think you could do worse a worst date? Yeah, sure yeah, oh yeah for what more in oh? No, no, no, no Che told me to do it Didn't look at me. I'm sitting underneath the desk. I'm a good man red-handed
Starting point is 00:40:55 I'm only gonna get damn we missed the moment. Yeah, it's over damn. You would have loved it We could clip it shit three artists carved it in 1986 and then they got trouble They took the statue away, but then they put it back in 2013 I Have a date this weekend with him Steven Che We're going we're going golfing What I don't know I Don't know anything about how that's going to go. I don't know if he is good
Starting point is 00:41:23 I don't know if he's gonna think I'm good. I don't I don't know anything about how that's going to go. I don't know if he is good I don't know if he's gonna think I'm good. I don't I don't know You lose a bet why do no he just asked me just off the cuff asked me He said would you like to go play golf on Sunday? Yeah, I like Stephen Che getting into new sports. Yeah He's very into baseball, but like we had a fun conversation today Danny you'd appreciate it I came into the gambling cave and see you change just goes Why did the Cubs not keep Kyle Schorber? I was like, oh, this is fun. I heard that Had to go through the whole thing with him Steven, can we ask how swimming is going? Oh Even close so I have an update and I haven't shared this it's been about six weeks the pool that I would go to which which I've, we've,
Starting point is 00:42:10 it's been a lot more intermittent because we couldn't get into the swim session, whatever. Their pools are close for the summer, so. Why are they close for the summer? That makes, yeah. That's the opposite of what they should do. I have gone to like an outdoor pool, I think twice so far this summer, but laps have not been possible there So you have not swim at all at 15.5 What's the goal?
Starting point is 00:42:35 Dude, I know this is prime swimming time I mean this was predicated on me going to this one indoor pool every week which hasn't happened since like March Are they just telling you it's closed? No. Do you know? No, they're doing construction on the pool. Okay, you know what we're gonna do? Camp Barstool's coming up. Oh. Yep.
Starting point is 00:42:52 TJ, we're gonna have to get an episode down by the water. All of us sitting in chairs down by the water and have Stephen Chase just swim behind us the entire time. This is your resolution. You gotta take this seriously. What is your goal? 100. 100, and you're at 15 15 laps You're averaging a toe in the water per day
Starting point is 00:43:10 I've got it you don't even sweat you got it you got to do this his pace is a hundred laps will take him like three and a half years At the rate he's going Hopefully he can get into the swim class in the next session and the pool is the pool that we would go to. And again, I'm not going to like a regular Olympic. I'm going to a pool with my kids and I'm taking breaks sometimes and swimming a lap. We need you to, Camp Arsenal, you're going to have to knock out like 40.
Starting point is 00:43:38 40? Yeah. We're going to do a yak where that dock will just set us all up on that dock and you'll just be behind us The entire time swimming It's gonna be great. Okay, maybe we can also have you tread water. Oh, yeah I mean the my cardiovascular endurance is is what it is at 39. It's not good So to get 40 laps out of me during one show is probably impossible But we will we will try our best. What if the show just doesn't end until you do it
Starting point is 00:44:10 We might be there overnight brothers. We will be anyway Brothers are we going a full week this time no, I think it seems like Tuesday to Thursday or Monday night Yeah, I think we're doing the yak from there Friday. No. We're not anymore. Mm-hmm Okay, we're gonna come back. That was a big reaction from that was a big Oh So with Che golfing golfing brings out the worst in a man right yeah, well, he's right You know how to golf I do I'm terrible. I'll shoot a 110. But will you get frustrated?
Starting point is 00:44:47 No, because I know I stink like I go probably like most people like I I go to play golf to hit like two good shots. If I if I do that, I'll be pretty happy but I haven't golf since I moved out here. So looking forward to I have a friend that's in town and he is staying with a friend that's near Brandon and they wanted to golf at this club that's not far from him so I was like oh yeah we needed a fourth so I was like oh perfect got a call guy who's into golf and lives very close and has a buddy of mine so yeah let's do it. You taking him
Starting point is 00:45:15 for an Italian ice? It's not near there oh yes we certainly will go my buddy that's staying with me. Wait so a buddy staying So you're not you're not taking cheap Steven Che golfing you're taking you take your name and oh He's taking you yeah, you're going with three chief Associates I know one I don't know the other guy, but yeah I mean me and Brandon will ride in a car together and I'll be you know a group of us We need to get some details. Yeah, you're outnumbered And we good the caveat is that if it's like you know Mid 90s or higher like it looks fine Brandon is oh, okay?
Starting point is 00:45:55 That you put that in the yes, that's that's in my bar stool contract Why I didn't do the baseball yesterday. Yeah, you would have been in trouble. It was so fucking hot. The high temperature right now for Sunday, 77 degrees. Oh, wow. That's it? Wow. And there's a cloud. There's not a cloud.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Wow. So that might be perfect. That's Brandon Weather. That's huge. That's big time Brandon Weather. What are you going to shoot? So my last round was my best round of the summer. I shot an 82. Holy cow. So probably about about a 90 because I've been going last week. You shot an 82 shot an 82
Starting point is 00:46:31 You go ball and cup. Yeah Wow. What's the alternative? Just to get into like this close to giving yourself big gimmies. Yeah, I mean like yeah, there's guys who in fact I say guys I missed two two two foot par putts, but anyway Last week I shot at 88 and then followed up with a 105 so I anticipated I'll go like they're gonna get a handicap I might start now yesterday yesterday as well urging so Big cat have you talked behind the scenes to any of the two main characters of the week? Yes, actually both really yeah the scenes to any of the two main characters of the week? Uh, yes. Actually both. Really?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah. Both. How's it going? Nidu was not, he just asked how many shirts we sold. He said not a lot, but I'll give you some cash. I don't care. And then Rico I talked to this morning, he's doing well. He's a lot of energy going towards this guy who died Barry and how he lied to him You say he's doing well the bad thing that's happened to him this week is that somebody he said was on the no-fly list flu
Starting point is 00:47:34 Yeah, and then he called that man's sister very ugly, and that's what's happened to Rico this. Yeah, okay It's not but it's not self-inflicted. No, I think too. I was thinking about it more Last night. I think Rico really thinks that Joe Yanks isn't him Like I think there's a chance. It's not him. That's no it a second person inside of him, but yeah Yeah, right like I think he thinks that Anything that tweeted from Joe Yanks you if you accuse that of Rico saying that he can he's like a hundred percent That's not me. I believe that he believes that yeah, so wait is so Barry is a Real and I didn't very I've been struggling with Barry's Barry a real person
Starting point is 00:48:17 The real person not just a burner like he taught just a burner God is there an obituary for Barry? Is there an actual- We might need to find if there's- Alright, I'll ask Jerry. Now, I was on a- Me and Kyle were on a pod, and Danny with Tommy Smokes yesterday, Tommy Smokes said he spoke to Rico after the first blow up,
Starting point is 00:48:38 and he told Tommy to give him a recap because he completely blacked out. He blacked out. So he asked for a recap of his own actions seconds after. I believe that. I believe it. There's a chance when he's Joey Yanks, he doesn't. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:48:53 So he could be Barry. Like I think he thinks that he could just tweet anything from Joey Yanks and someone be like, hey you can't say that and he'd be like, I didn't. I did not. Joey Yanks said it. Yeah. It's a complete alter ego. Be like hey, you can't say that and be like I didn't I did not Joe Yanks said it yeah It's a complete alter ego. I think but I think in his it's a complete detachment get in here Barry Morris was he a real guy
Starting point is 00:49:15 Did you have you met him in person? Did you ever talk to him? No, but it she talked to him is it just a person that had a fake and on the phone as well why were you in with him because it was before the new do fight he was reaching out to me and to give you Intel his weaknesses yeah he goes a lot of his anger now is just directed at Barry well Barry's dead I know but Barry misled Rico in his dying days. So it was Barry that told Rico that. He was on a no fly list. Yeah, exactly. Well, Barry was close with Rico and me.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah. And so we all talked, but how did Barry die? COVID. And chasing him to do. Yeah, died chasing him, yeah. So do you think he got the COVID from being outside following? Fucking Barry.
Starting point is 00:50:04 It's crazy. I'm trying to, I'm going from being outside following? Fucking Barry. It's crazy. I'm trying to, I'm going through our text messages now with Barry. I mean it's a lot. And Barry was mad at me. He's feeding me paragraphs. Why was Barry texting you books? Why was he mad at Nadu? He was mad at Nadu because he just always said Nadu is like a habitual liar. Got it. And he hated liars. Got it
Starting point is 00:50:27 But yeah, I mean I'd have to like sit down and actually read because I don't really remember much But I mean dude it is it is paragraphs and paragraphs from Barry of just everything. Was his real name Barry? I don't think his real name was Barry, but it was Barry Morris on Twitter Where's he from? So what if this person just killed the alter ego? Barry Morris on Twitter. Where's he from? So what if this person just killed the alter ego? Barry Morris is from California. I think he lived in California. How did you guys find out he died?
Starting point is 00:50:52 So he went dark on Twitter and text. It just stopped posting. So I think we just assumed. You assumed he died. Oh, this motherfucker's not dead. But listen assumed it was during COVID oh no and because he died in 2020 so Barry could still be alive Barry is alive he's not he's not he would have and let's
Starting point is 00:51:16 probably go to some medicine we let you do this no he's dead is there a chance of Barry's Rico yeah no shot there's a chance Barry's Jerry? Yeah, no shot. There's a chance Barry's Jerry. I'm sorry He's probably the obvious boy healthier than ever now that he's out of your life. He was like he wasn't like 30s or old man. He was like he was hunting the dude from California. He was like six How do you know he was there was not a 60 year old man hunting the dew from California. He was like 60s. How do you know he was 60s? There was not a 60 year old man hunting the dew from California. I promised you it was.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Derry, no. I heard his voice on the phone. We had conversations on the phone. Oh, you talked to him on the phone? Yes, yes. Ever FaceTime? No FaceTime, none of that. He was in his 60s and he was in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Will there be any other? He was in the hospital? I remember, listen, the only thing I remember, it's so far back, is he was in the hospital and then it went dark, completely dark. Twitter and text went dark. It was it.
Starting point is 00:52:10 It was over. So we just assumed it was during COVID and it just was over. He died. Will there be any other reason he stopped talking to you? Zero. No. Listen, let's read the last text message. When was your last text with him?
Starting point is 00:52:22 He said- March 28, 2022. He says, I'll tell you something that I can't post publicly My former business partner for 16 years in LA owned several businesses One of which was a private car service that catered exclusively on the Hollywood elite Let's just say Will Smith was shuttled around often with a company, but that company was never another But that company was never another woman one of the worst kept secrets in town guy chose to live a false public
Starting point is 00:52:50 Okay, let's not let's not the fuck is happening. Oh my god. That was the last one. Yeah But that's probably bad to me. No, it's all right. But yeah, we don't need all right. So that was March 28th, 2022 So I followed up May 8th. Why was he telling you that? Yeah, I don't know I don't know at the end. He just said fuck Will Smith, but I Followed up in May 8 2022. Hey Barry haven't seen you on Twitter. How are you? Nothing nothing and that's death You think that's dead
Starting point is 00:53:26 Okay, we have breaking what this message was read on May 8th, 2022 It says red so then text him right now really breaking Jerry that happened years ago say Barry. Are you are you alive? It's green So maybe oh, he's definitely dead over. No because he would have no dude dude he would have pull up his Twitter don't you guys have? TJ can pull up his Twitter Barry more we're very very deep right that an actor Brandon. Would you know like I said, I don't know who that is I Think his Twitter is deleted probably an actor. Yeah, no we have it right here Jerry. Yep. That's the logo That's the Barry logo no no no I think that Barry Robert Conrad Barry okay messages
Starting point is 00:54:15 That would go with the thing that he's older if that's wait, that's him. Well. Yeah, yeah, that's him. That's him. That's him. Oh, that's just Yeah, when's his last post 2022 April May so he was alive April 20 24 April 24. Okay, let's go to obituaries at late April That's not his name right but there is a Barry Morris obituary from 2021 no he was alive It couldn't have been Barry Morris It couldn't have been. Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to find out He's dead. There's no there was no reason for him to go dark on we're this far into this rabbit hole
Starting point is 00:55:00 Just because this guy told Rico that he's on a fly list and he wasn't on a no fly list and then he died Maybe he just stopped using no no, there, there's no way. He was too deep into everything. I could be at the ring. Maybe that was the problem. He's sending you oceans of information. I'd love to go through it. What else was he telling you? I don't know. We're going to look through it now.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Has any of his information proven to be true? I could be doing a rewatch. I'd have to read it, Nick. I'd have to... I'd have to read it. I don't want to make you do that. I'd have to read it Nick. I'd have to yeah, I'd have to read it And I don't want to make you do that That's tough Tough for any man. You have can you search no fly list? I'd love to see the original text Yeah, so was it Barry that told you and you know no Barry never told me no fly list
Starting point is 00:55:42 Barry was just feeding me pictures of inside Nadu's apartment. All this. Why? Inside? He actually went across the- Barry was Nadu! He was inside Nadu's apartment? No, Barry was not Nadu.
Starting point is 00:55:55 No way! Wait, how did he get pictures of the inside of the apartment? No, from like the, not physically Nadu specific apartment. It was the building. He was like, oh this is what it looks on the inside I think he's giving you like a blueprint. Yes of everything like seal team six or what some of bin Laden's compound, dude I'm telling replicating it. He died fighting. He you think Rico hates Nadeau This I probably went to therapy this guy hated to do so much. Yeah, he's living a happy life
Starting point is 00:56:23 Therapy this guy hated to do so much. He's living a happy This guy's wife found his phone like you need to stop yeah, like I still don't get he's a lot he's dead There's just no way There's just no way he wouldn't have went dark like this Nick Can we can you text Rico and see if that we can we can get him on just to ask him where? Like what Barry did he ever talk to him on the phone like yeah, I knew Barry first you or Rico Rico knew Barry first and then and Rico didn't fight in a do and then we I fought in a do and then before the whole fight He was just we got in contact through text and did he live long Rico Rico sent Barry to me Did you did Barry live long enough to see you beat in a do?
Starting point is 00:57:04 Rico sent Barry to me. Did you did Barry live long enough to see you beat Nidu? He must have no April December what's what April May June July August? Yeah, he did That would have been a tragedy. Yeah. Yeah. No, he lived long enough to that was one of the best fights of all time Oh, dude generational Tyson Holy But this this guy man, he's dead I'm telling you there's no way. Was Nidu very aware of Barry? Yes, I think Nidu definitely was. But you're not sure about COVID. It was around COVID time.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I was saying he was older. Just a time period. But like Nidu is a powerful man. He probably died of a- Makes one phone call. He probably had a brain parasite. Yeah. Could have done that too. It had to have been carbon monoxide. What else is he feeding you throughout this? Yeah, brain parasite
Starting point is 00:57:50 Had to have been carbon monoxide what else is he feeding you throughout this is it all about one thing or No, has he ever sent you a photo where you can like see no he's I'll look right now Do you ever have a text that wasn't about to do? conversation Will Smith Will Smith. Will Smith. Um. This is a great mystery. Yeah, I-
Starting point is 00:58:10 Cause he started this whole thing. Right, and so if we get to the bottom of this, maybe there's no reason for Rico to dislike Nadu. Oh. Well, he wants, Nadu did want to support Blackjack Fletcher. That's true. No, it's all Nadu in here. Everything's gonna do
Starting point is 00:58:27 And do we know what to do did to bury I? Don't think to do did anything to bury Yeah, I really don't think the dude did anything to bury I Think it's just like okay like everybody has that one account that no no no You know pictures of the inside of you there's not an account that I'm chasing that will kill no not chase You're chasing everybody has that one person in their Twitter DM or comments on everything like your pieces. Oh, you suck Everybody has that one fucking guy You suck. Okay, alright. Everybody has that one fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Barry was Nadu. Barry was, he ate a Nadu. And he died fighting for him to die. But he died. So Nadu what? 100%. Barry's dead. Did Barry want Nadu dead? 100%. 100%
Starting point is 00:59:20 Nadu didn't even know what was going on. I'd have to go through the text. He went to his apartment? This makes me want to know what would you like? What if we find out who this guy is and like bring you to his wife his widow had haters I did know that your your late husband had a died fighting against the do This guy had no idea this is going on the whole time when when when when was it doing it was his last post? April you said right yeah, what's March April? Yeah marches before it bothers me you keep having to do that
Starting point is 00:59:54 What you keep having to count? April 24th, okay, that was it and what's that April 24th? Okay, that was it. What's that April 24th? Is like one of his last things was when you when you can please give me a call I've got some disturbing news about Jeff that could jeopardize the entire fight I can't verify it yet, but you may be able to if it's true. It'd be a bombshell God damn this guy was obsessed This is crazy how obsessed it was this guy probably went and got help They're like you have to get rid of you have to cut ties. He's dead. He's dead
Starting point is 01:00:32 God rest then he was you he was he was you're not me you somebody But I talked to my not a real living man zero percent chance. It was Rico Zero zero not very damning one do you agree with my I heard his voice on the phone do you agree with what my take that Rico doesn't think that Joe Yanks is him So when he tweets from Joe Yanks, he's like that's actually not me. Oh, that's another person hundred right in his head. Yes No, it's him. But yeah, you're right. He doesn't think it's like when you news like you tweeted this he's like no I didn't yeah, no Yanks did that right yeah hundred percent. He's completely disassociated with his burner They'll never become friends right?
Starting point is 01:01:13 Joe Yanks and friend friendly no lovers, maybe Yeah Send the video Yeah, they do us in that Latina video right so would you like to be a an emissary and an intermediate would you want to see the video yeah why not I just want the moment of Nadeau getting off the plane I don't want all the backstory and all the layers to the onion everything we peel off just sucks a little bit but no it's like the thing is I think it's fascinating it's so
Starting point is 01:01:44 nonsensical that we're trying to find some semblance of sense. Oh! Rico? What's up? We're about to go to practice. You got the services? Yeah, where are you? In here, babe? Are you practicing in 1958? We're going to practice.
Starting point is 01:02:02 He's gone. There's no reason for him to go dark though. Is that like textbook catfish behavior Rico? You're right. Catfish. Hey, we're trying to get to the bottom of this Barry guy. Yeah, what's up? How did you first interact with Barry? No, I found them because I was doing research
Starting point is 01:02:29 Okay, but then how did you start texting with Barry? I didn't text them Jerry called him. I never I just read his news wait so wait, but he's the one who told you that Never sign a login on the account stop doing that. Oh someone's fucking with us somebody in the building doing it Rico Yeah Barry was the one who told you there was a no-fly list He tweeted it yeah, so you just read it off a random person's Twitter, and then you took it as fact oh Yeah, I mean look pretty credible
Starting point is 01:03:10 Do we have the original Barry no why was what made it look credible I? Had his name on there. It said you know I don't Barry He was pretty tapped in anything he was doing Barry was like I will say that he was tapped in He was he tapped into the point where he could be Jeff himself No, I don't know are you certain he's dead Rico Yeah on good authority. He's dead who told you that We're caught in a loop we're in a dead loop here Oh, we're caught in a loop. We're in a dead loop here.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Jerry's your source for Barry's death? But also a guy like Barry, he's so committed to it. Exactly, Rico. What if he saw a therapist? What if he saw a therapist? No, but he don't stop tweeting for five years. Barry's been on the lam now for five years. But it's a burner account. Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:07 but Why what's Jerry saying he's dead I know he's dead. Yeah, definitely dead Jerry's I used to think What I Used to say God rest his soul, but he I mean he lied and fucked me so like whatever I don't know know if he lied I think you just why did you take him as fact? He was gone he was on to stuff and read his stuff he's pretty tapped in but like what has he done What has he told you that was factual? That he's an attention whore like You should. Oh, Jeff.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Jeff spends a lot of time denying that he's on the government no-fly list. Maybe, maybe not, for what it's worth. Truthfinder.com? That doesn't even... That doesn't list his name. Yeah, this doesn't... It doesn't... That doesn't say anything.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Wait, this says that he's... Wait, can we zoom in? Rico Rico you might have just made this something Doesn't say anything it says if Jeffrey Nadu Do a four steps completed Rico this isn't even close to you skim this like six years ago Yeah, oh, I got information He said I'm out. I'm out in La. This is um Sometime in 2022. I'm out in La going to head back to my adopted home in the state of Texas soon
Starting point is 01:05:49 I was born in New York City if I get a chance to go back East will definitely grab lunch So born in New York City lived in Texas Now then lived in LA week. That's good information Now then lived in LA week. That's good information Those are the three of the biggest places in the world ever know his real name Rico No, it's better that way. Yeah, I call them Barry to and everything Yep, live by the code die by the code who's at this practice What uh Rico who's at practice Oh. Yeah, hold on. Very slow. Rico, who's at practice? It's internal, internal matter.
Starting point is 01:06:32 We're getting ready for the 28. Yeah, I know, but is the whole team there? Yeah, we're good. Is your coach there? No, I think he's got some stuff going on, but he'll be there. OK. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:06:43 I saw the news? break pad and crutches Yeah, it's all right. I mean next man up. You know we'll figure it out. That's a big blow to the team How many guys you got on the roster now? six oof oof Can't have any more injuries No, who's on the team now? You, Marty,
Starting point is 01:07:09 Jetski, Steve Romano. Okay. Bob's in Romano, yeah. Great. Wow. Okay. Alright, well thank you Rico. I don't think we got anything. This is...okay thank you. You got nothing.
Starting point is 01:07:23 So... So wait, Gary, you have the phone number. Yes, that's what I'm doing now to try to find is so Rico Rico found this guy online Yeah, gave him to Jerry correct Jerry then became the authority on Barry Yes, and then passed off information to Rico who then took it as all fact Yeah, which part that's a Jeff and it like it would be Jeffrey like it would I? Didn't say that didn't say that he was on a new fly list at all No, no there are people DMing a no bit too area of the same name from the same place you were saying
Starting point is 01:07:53 I don't know if it's true. You're saying this guy was old. I was picturing 40 or 50 said he died. He was 75 I told you he was in his 60 at old 20 22 though. There's just no way this yeah, very close to 22 death what was the date? 21 oh is it let me see 21 no no way it can't be him at 21 His phone number is not even popping up on Google. It just says nothing How old was buried you think I think he's in his 60s? 60s yeah, I mean not this this one that someone sent me says may 2022. No, that's a common name in California That's not him. Okay. Wait wait go back go back to that but still 60s to be hating like this is great Why do you hate this may 20? It's a good mystery. I'm actually yeah
Starting point is 01:08:40 This is a great mystery this whole thing is cuz I'm random guy It's a burner account that said something Rico wanted to be true and wasn't true. And now we're here five years later because a guy got off a plane and threw Rico's world into a tizzy. But I don't... What the fuck are we doing? I don't regret any of it. It was incredible.
Starting point is 01:08:57 It's fascinating. It was incredible. But it's a really unique look into these really sick people's heads. Yeah. The ends justify the means. I had a great time. I'm not rolling out Barry was Rico. I think Barry was Nadu.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Barry was not a 60 plus year old guy who went to chase Nadu. But he was older. I talked to him on the phone. How old would you guess? What did his voice sound like? Six. Did he leave you a vo how How old is six did he leave you a voice filter on? 60 is crazy. What were you talking about on the phone? They see your old don't even like have Twitter accounts. No, I definitely was he talking on a soundboard Why can't we just look up the numbers there's something we could pay for to get the name yeah white pages
Starting point is 01:09:41 White pages yep Which take that with a great assault but quick sent me this clip from an old rundown of an ad talking about no fly list I have most my friends are in prison but I'm not I'm not on the fucking no fly list I mean you are An older man, I have no idea never even seen this call is coming from inside the house Oh my god, I'm Brandon Walker is Barry Morris. No flyless. I mean you are Man been a one-point may have been on one point. May have been on one point. Well he said he may have been. Can you come off the no-fly list?
Starting point is 01:10:30 I was off it previously, on it previously. I'm off now. I can fly now. Is this a directed mission? What? What the fuck was that? He just went out and tweeted his story? It just settled everything. What are we doing? Angus Webb.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Huh. This is true. He might... You can get off the no-fi, yeah? I don't know. Was he saying that for street cred purposes? Yeah, probably. Look! Look!
Starting point is 01:10:57 Oh. Owner of this phone number, what are the initials? What are the initials? B asteriskisk M asterisk Oh shit! His name was Barry Morris Is his real name? And where's the obituary from 22? Can we pull up the obituary?
Starting point is 01:11:14 He's alive then No it was 2022 but it was May No that was, yeah It said 2021 didn't it? Yeah this is him Wait, it says age 75 wait Holy shit wait wait wait so the timeline though How would that be possible he went dark in May of?
Starting point is 01:11:39 Yeah, not a 2021 So it's all real I I just sent it. It's all fucking real 75 He went dark May 8 2022 Is it all real? Oh? 2022 yeah, this is Barry. It says he died May 29th 2020. Yes. I'm telling how do you die? How do you die? Holy? Okay, wait hold on hold on hold on Hold on 1946 that's
Starting point is 01:12:13 Do we see the obituary his Twitter was Barry be Morris, this is Barry P. Well that he was smart No one would ever be able to figure it out to get one on a paper trail. Yeah. No one would ever be able to figure it out. He's got no vision. Oh, there's no story or anything. Two candles have been lit. He died alone.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Oh my god. Chasing to do. This has to be him. The timeline is just. That's crazy. All right, so now we look up Barry Paul Morris. Of Redding, California. What the fuck
Starting point is 01:12:55 All right, don't buy it you still don't buy it I don't believe that a 70 plus year old man was doing this I Don't know my dad lurks hard on Twitter these days Okay, let me ask you something a Facebook popped up Barry Burel Paul Morris What is that what the B is that Steve maybe it's gotta be oh my god. He has two middle names Paul's confirmation name Brandon are you not like I don't know I'm just so confused. I think Something's it's a bar. It's getting deeper. It's a burner account that got attributed to a guy. Damn, I can't find it.
Starting point is 01:13:32 And this guy has like, it looks like not a lot of, love, like he was lonely. Yeah, he was alone. He was just chasing Nadu, his only. Nadu gave him like purpose. Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, purpose. Oh my god. Oh my god How oh my god, what's the genesis of what would Nidu have done to make it was Nidu actually on the I
Starting point is 01:13:56 Don't know what to believe anymore. I think we gotta go to California to like Man to like dig his body up or something. You might have to dig his body up. Oh man. Shit. We gotta contact a funeral home maybe, right? From years ago? But what would they... I don't know. They're not gonna have anything for us. There's only two candles lit on his website page too. You can't collect who lit the candles. By me and Rico.
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Starting point is 01:16:34 He's a skimmer. He's a new skimmer. Right, so he didn't really send him on there. He just tweeted, what if Nadu was on the no-fly list? Correct. But then Nadu didn't really help his case. No, he kind of admitted it. I think he was leaning into it. He kind of wanted to for the street credibility.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Yeah. Well, can we ask Nadu if he was ever on the no-fly list? Can we ask him that now? Big cat owes him like 35 bucks, so I don't know. He's gonna be cranky. I don't know He's gonna be cranky Huh, this is sinister stuff I'm on his Twitter skimming. What are you seeing? It was daily daily tweets about Jeff Nadu
Starting point is 01:17:20 Yeah, that's that's like that's mentally ill Okay, you're making too much noise. He might have just chosen a name. Right. But that wouldn't how would that line up with when the account stopped waiting and when that guy died? Yeah, right. That obituary's timing is pretty crazy. And I also I do like the fact that Jerry attributes every single death in 2021 to coven Burner accounts in the burner account world they're icky. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of it's horrible things that come very stupid
Starting point is 01:18:04 Yeah, have you ever had one? Me no, I have Young some Bob that's a good one Human that's really good cuz I figured that was better to actually have a real human. Do you still have access? Yeah, okay? Mm-hmm Yeah, you know I think I feel bad about myself Think that's the root of it. Yeah, no, I think I'd feel bad about myself. I think that's the root of it, yeah. That's okay. Well, TJ, are people asking about the tweet you sent us?
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Starting point is 01:18:56 I'll let Dave just talk about it. All right, fair enough, but yeah There's been things in the works for a while. We'll see Dean on network There's been things in the works for a while. We'll see. Cha-ching! Oh! Dean on network. Does it affect anybody in this room? Well, we're on the college football show, are we not? Mm-hmm. Alright.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Always get your statements ready. Why? What? I don't know what, I don't know what I don't know I assume they got an unnamed show today or tomorrow or tomorrow to assume Just be yourself Alright fine. I will What's that gonna do to Brandon's ego if Brandon's oh, it's gonna be a problem
Starting point is 01:19:45 We talked about this some some time ago, I thought I thought it was I thought it wasn't happening. Then it's back. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, there goes my whole summer. Well, no, it's a panicking football. Oh, the panicking part. Yeah, you don't need to panic. All right. Or you panicked about just more work. I welcome that. Yeah! Just more work. Speaking of, if anybody wants to-
Starting point is 01:20:08 More work for the boys. If anybody wants to produce more cowbell, it's still available. More work for the boys. Still trying to do that? Still trying to do it. Yeah, Jake wants to do it bad. Just add some more work on the plate. Fine.
Starting point is 01:20:19 We'll be fine. File it on. File it on. We'll be fine. Yeah. I gotta justify this nine-figure salary. We'll be fine About time you said it wait nine figures. He's getting he's cutting side deals I could get real into college football some people that we're working with getting bags from brand partners really yeah
Starting point is 01:20:37 What you mean Jack Max a kadoba sponsor a partner? I believe wait. Just did you say Qdoba? You do ba how do you say it? Codoba I think it's cute oba. It's a cue right the queue is That could be a cook. You know, but a queue is some ice. How do you know oba? You know, but what would be quad over? No, it's cute oba Cued oba. Yeah, he's right. Cued oba. No cue. There's that said car cute. I said Codoba You just said Codoba stupid fucking fuck. Yeah, he's right. Cue doba. There. Cue. There's that. You said cuh. Cue doba. I said cuh doba?
Starting point is 01:21:06 You just said cuh doba. You stupid fucking idiot. Oh fuck, yeah, cuh doba. He's a cuh doba guy? I think he's a cuh doba guy now. Shoot. That's pretty sick. Well deserved.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Yeah, I think it's. I need to respond to more emails about that because I don't. Why don't we just get Jack Mack to do all the Barry looking? Oh. Oh. He should be on Jack Mack. right. He's this is his back
Starting point is 01:21:28 Absolutely figure out the Barry situation. Do has said he was never on the flight no fly list so he was He lied on the run down. He was leaning into it imagine. I was leaning into it. I think I don't remember that at all I don't remember that shirt. Oh you don't know what shirt. Oh, you don't know what shirt was it? That was a that was like a transition period for you. Yeah, you were kind of feeling yourself out Was that right before my my vacation in Chicago that lasted three years wasn't that long? You're still taking trips to Chicago, yeah Yeah, I'm razing every now and then. I started looking for whatever reason. I got curious about the South suburbs today.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Started looking at houses out there and everything. I was like, my life would have been a lot better if I'd have settled there. Downers Grove? I was looking at Frankfort. You could have gone to Indiana. Timley Park. Indiana would have been better.
Starting point is 01:22:24 I don't know why I chose to go all the way to Wisconsin. Well, you fell in love with that house you saw and you didn't look at any other places. I did, and then I was looking at houses today and substantially cheaper and bigger, and I was like, god damn it. Just move. The ones I looked today were Frankfurt.
Starting point is 01:22:38 That'd be pretty funny if you moved away from your mom. It would still be. Two hours away. I think it'd be funny if I moved back to Mississippi right now. I wouldn't think that's funny. We got the potential Fox Sports deal. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. It's big news. I don't know if Dave's going to release anything. If you guys are involved, I'm proud of you. Yeah, that's really cool. It's a big deal. Big if. Big if. Don't forget us when you're on TV. Get ready to greet new men.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Which, the DAP or no DAP conundrum is destroying the spirit of white men across the world. We gotta figure out what it's gonna be. This guy's a pro. It's gotta be DAP, right? I also had a take the other day that was, some people accused me of being a misogynist. What'd you say? It was we did the Mount Rushmore of embarrassing moments, and I said
Starting point is 01:23:34 Anytime I have to shake a woman's hand. Yeah, it's never natural. I never know what to do Yeah, a woman one-armed hug And I want to clarify, we're not talking about strictly business. Like a strictly business, like meeting someone who's coming through, that's fine. But we're talking about non-business, goodbyes. Like I've done high fives, and that's brutal.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Oh, that's the worst. Brutal. Don't do a high five. Like a social nightmare scenario would be, there's, say's the worst. Brutal. Don't do a high five. Like a social nightmare scenario would be there's, say, three girls. You know two of them. They get the hug. Third one, you don't know.
Starting point is 01:24:12 You're still going to hug her, even though it might be too aggressive. Correct. I've done the handshake sucks, but it's better than like a fake hug. The side hug, I think, is the move. Yeah, but it's still like, then what if that's not? Correct.
Starting point is 01:24:23 And like just maybe this was the misogynist part Like I do feel like I will crush their hands if I have to handshake. It's always slimy and there's some yeah Sometimes the awkward from one awkward one foot away wave yours like yeah, yeah the handshake guy handshake guy handshake guy What is your hat hold a kid? What okay? Fuck why did I? Arms amputated notice you didn't have a toddler one arm, but I don't have a kid What do you don't have a kid around you grab somebody else's kids those?
Starting point is 01:25:00 In what scenario is this happening where your family's not present what what most of it works all everywhere Where else would you meet a woman he travels oh? You know a lot of my family What the fuck you've never been around a woman office and then What the fuck you've never been around a little office and then Yes, you have been around any of them without your family told you a thousand times Kate is a woman Well, I'm not like outside of this office like Jay. That's not true. That can't be true that I would greet Yes, I love TJ facial. I don't think I have
Starting point is 01:25:45 Yes I love TJ face. I don't think I have Yes When you're in like Tampa, you're gonna meet you're gonna meet a woman Yeah, the Bucks PR woman is taking me meet Tom Brady or something. Okay. Yes, right So that's my friend Jill and how did you get how did you greet her? Hug yeah, okay, so not a handshake It's embarrassing a woman's like like meeting for the first time is brutal What's kid down Danny? I'm with you. I do the close wave. Yeah, what if Jill had her homegirl with her? What would you do? Hugs you would hug her as well one arm hug guys it's up to them
Starting point is 01:26:16 It's over quarter there any women on the court woman handshake one arm hug is a woman handshake But we're saying that could be a little too aggressive if you're put a woman on put any woman on the on the court Well, I was gonna say I was thinking about what I do. Here comes one. I do this a lot. Like hand here and I go like almost like a Japanese bow. So you're awkward too. No, no. Of course she is. That's me. I'm taking the heat off the guy. I'm being like, I show like hey I'm like... A Japanese bow is awkward. And I go like this. I'm getting Japanese bow? A Japanese bow is the worst. Japanese bow is awkward. I'm getting Japanese bow? Japanese bow is the worst. Japanese bow. We're not Asian.
Starting point is 01:26:47 I didn't even know that was an option. This is making it easier for you guys. You're coming up to me like I don't know what to do and I'm already like don't worry about it. I'm in here and I'm just gonna say hello. You're already running away from me already. It's so weird because the girl that you don't know, she would see you hug a girl you do know. And then you, but shaking hands feels so weird. I feel vindicated.
Starting point is 01:27:04 Right? Oh my god that was a great pick. Yeah. I shake dudes hands and weird. I feel vindicated right. Oh my god. That was a great pick Yeah, I shake dudes hands, and I don't feel weird about I always feel weird I feel weird about it every time put her there I did a high five this week because like the handshake supposed to be like firm It's almost like a little battle. I'm gonna pretend. You don't know me I'm from the good the cracker company, and I'm oh The cracker company and I'm oh Wait wait wait wait is Tommy here today. Oh, I was gonna say you put him in your arms. All right
Starting point is 01:27:42 Okay, okay the bow. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I'm scared I touched your butt crack. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I don't have a butt crack. COVID was kinda great, because it was just automatic. Correct. Fist pound.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Yes, yes. We're all on the same page. Let's become a big fist pound guy. Why did you slap me on the ass? You can set the... I got to lock in a move. We gotta lock in a move. Are you okay?
Starting point is 01:27:59 Well, I got two moves. Man to man, we have to pick one. Man to man, I got two moves. If I don't know you, it's a fist pound. If I know you a little bit, or maybe it's like a guest coming in, it's a dap and half hug. OK, but what do you do with it? Start the fist pound with me.
Starting point is 01:28:13 What do you do in this situation? Like this. I stay strong. You stay there. I stay strong. You don't, because then you would open up, and then I would fist pound. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:28:21 I stay strong. You've got to stay strong. Rock beats paper. OK, all right. No, that's wrong. Can you tell the... Unless we're playing tie RPS. Tell men right now we're deading the handshake. We're gonna decide it right now? Yeah, I'll tell you exactly. You stand up. I'll tell you. There's a time and place for a handshake. Well, big cat, I think you have an authority on a good group of men. What is it? We're not doing handshakes. What if it's at a funeral? You can't fist pound can't first? No, there's a time and place for a handshake
Starting point is 01:28:48 Kyle's the woman in the situation. Oh, he's a man a woman. I would just not even yeah That's clean that's it. That's it. Well. What if he's not what he doesn't know that's what you're doing Oh, if you do if you were assertive People follow the half hugs a lot for a guy. You're just meeting all say no Default half hug is like a no hug. What about like just like a significant others father That's a handshake. That's a handshake. That's a handshake definite no matter the circumstance That's a nuttap. Kate's already touched We should bring back oh, yeah, should we do nuttap week on the yeah? Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 01:29:29 Oh free rain nuttaps that you can't get mad I'm saying at some point. We should do nuttap week You just have to randomly start it and we'll follow from there there will be a Monday at some point We're all nuttapping this game on we'll try from there. There will be a Monday at some point where I'll nut tap and it's game on. We'll try to get Kade on up like Bethany Hamilton. I'll send an email. We'll do nut tap week for the whole office. Whole office?
Starting point is 01:29:53 Not the whole office. That's crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't give some of these guys. Yeah. Some of these guys will destroy testing. Isn't our main HR person here today? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:01 Kim, she's great. Come on in, Kim. I'll ask her. I'm sure we can. Nut tap week. Do we do a point system. We get her in here I want to talk about the sexual harassment training are we all banding together and not doing it ah I panic. I it's too long. I'm not doing it, but I'm not banding together with anyone. You have to do it for you No, I'm just not doing it, but I'm I'm going in grandfather in rules
Starting point is 01:30:23 Well, how does that parcel sports was all men okay? Back in the day of course you were excited clown me for not even probably fucking printed it out and put it on his refrigerator Yeah, look at this. I got a you took notes. Yeah, I was going out to people and telling them I heard a rumor you didn't do the sexual harassment training It was a nice little guy I got going You shouldn't have to do it because you don't talk to women yeah without your family Steven you should actually you should you should do it for hire Chad training, oh, it's unskipped woods. It's I know be like room under box
Starting point is 01:31:10 You can't do it up. You can't have another tab open. What's the price? I think it's like two and a half hour What's the price? It's very long. Well, yeah, I'm a pride. Hey, I'll pay you. I'll pay somebody to do it I think 150 is reasonable just set up. Yeah, I did 200 like a lemonade stand for sexual harassment sexual harassment 150 bucks Get sir show up with your laptop handed to Jay that's in the cash And be like all right. I'll see you in three hours He just sits there just The guy will never will never even look at a woman again Fuck Morris man
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Starting point is 01:33:04 They dab each other. I dab when guests come in here and I see their dabbing, I'm I don't think that's true. They DAP each other. I DAP when guests come in here and I see their DAP in I'm like oh fuck and I do it. Girls? No I've DAP dudes. Oh we get a lot of DAPs on the show so you just DAP right along? I DAP right along. Yep. I do a side hug or a DAP or a DAP.
Starting point is 01:33:17 I don't know that I've ever noticed a person come in here and been like oh wow Kate blew that. So I guess you do pretty good. I've had a couple that got retweeted they were so snappy there's a couple men she's blue like snappy daps yeah it could be a few so what do we do for girls for the nuttap week titty twisters probably the opposite of what we should do you got you got a point no this is for girls to do to one another oh I want to include that you could see where the confusion I thought you were going to do it to all the girls. Well I was gonna, I
Starting point is 01:33:46 purposely kept it vague to see your reaction first. That could be during a Danny Smokes Week as well. I think you do one of these that you do to like to Danny Bear. Scoop dunk. Why does it sound like blinds going on? It's like Eddie and the Target. It's almost my skin fold. Danny, when the Beach house starts and you will be going from Thursday to Sunday or something like that, maybe I don't have the exact... I'll be gone every Thursday and Friday. Okay, on Mondays through Wednesdays when you're here,
Starting point is 01:34:14 will you be Danny Smokes or will you go back and forth between comrades? Great question. I think it'll be hard to separate the two. So August is just gonna be Smokes Month. It's looking like it, maybe even the the week leading up I also was thinking of something in the two-hour car ride to Juliet yesterday If you don't fuck I'm gonna be mad yeah got it. It's just a direct order of the has to fuck Yeah, that's actually direct order. I'm not saying it has to be someone in the house Mm-hmm, she got a fuck, but you must fuck at the Jersey Shore
Starting point is 01:34:44 I'm gonna party fight and fuck in no particular order. Okay. But I don't want you coming back every week and being like, I didn't, I know, I don't kiss in town. Sounds exactly like him. I don't kiss in town. I haven't met the right one yet. Danny, just fuck.
Starting point is 01:34:56 No, I want you coming back with, like, that, we, we, we fuck till the room stank. We're gonna smell your dick. No. Wait, yeah, wait, Monday morning starts with a crud check. It's sweet. Or a crud check in your penis. Smell, it, it, it smelled like a dog died in the room stank. We're gonna smell your dick. Wait, yeah, wait, Monday morning starts with a crud check. Or a crud check in your penis. It smells like a dog died in the room. I can't shower till Monday. Yeah. Oh yeah, you'll get it all. Look, whatever happens, I'm gonna put my guard completely down, which I don't usually do. So I will kiss and tell and maybe even fucking tell I yeah you have to if you're not coming back with an east coast mucus on you dude it's a direct order to fuck if he doesn't maybe
Starting point is 01:35:33 some people tag their blogs Danny Conrad as a virgin oh alright Steven I already said I was gonna do it I went to highs and lows of this company last couple weeks ago I was like some macho man. Then yesterday. I'm getting wait. When were you a virgin? Everyone was saying that's the picture you were painting in your head when we were in you you walking in every day being like Only when the sunglasses Glasses came on we were all whispering there goes macho man Danny right Danny nobody there goes so oh fuck Danny Do you understand what we think of you? Mm-hmm. It's not that
Starting point is 01:36:26 Also, do you realize now that big cat is telling you you have to fuck that means you have to you can't play off like failure Like I wasn't even trying correct. You don't gotta tell me twice correct. Hey, it's kind of about the long game So stay patient and I'm allowed to say this because I didn't take the section Stay patient and I'm allowed to say this because I didn't take the sexual I'm playing the ignorance is bliss car fuck him Did you see that that if you google Danny comrades name yeah, yeah,. Love it. You're up on him. No, he being a virgin You know can I tell you guys a little secrets kind of sad? Yeah, I Missed you so much. I made Stephen give me recap email
Starting point is 01:37:12 He was giving me recap emails of the shows. That's really tough cuz I was like I feel so out of the loop I was like you need to just give me spark notes on every episode He'd send me a full how long were they pretty long? Pretty pretty pretty thorough then Steven wrote a blog saying Danny Conrad ain't a virgin And then that ended up becoming the third result total those keywords Oh, there's now there's just a bunch of links with virgin attached to my name on my first page Google Well, you are all still independently blogging. I might need him to bring that back anybody can reach out to Carl You uh you have an easy way to to disprove this. You're right. Make that room stank. On camera. Make that room stank.
Starting point is 01:37:53 Like like dead fish. But if it's like the last day and you still haven't are you willing to willing to what? To do take do whatever it takes I'm gonna fuck I want that thing smelling like a dog shelter what what are we talking? Spain neuter factory The sex you've been around I think you just want me to fuck a dog What's with the dog It's not really working Like Steve Carell, it's like a bag of sand yeah
Starting point is 01:38:35 Have you only fucked at pause? First one I was kind of with What do we mean here? What if I fuck a girl in a fuck wait? wrong If I fuck a girl and doesn't smell like a dog in the room after my still good no Let's keep a bag of kibble in the corner my room Wow Accurate odds well, I think yeah, that's exactly right because I have a feeling
Starting point is 01:39:07 You might bring a girl back to your room, but I think you would be like hey Can we just like take this I have to get a room first? I'm on the couch right now That's true figure that out I think it's key that you fuck in the second week because you're not gonna have the conference fucking the first week It's not about the comp and if it gets to the last week You're not gonna be able to fuck you got a fuck in the middle because Challenge except you can't do a buzzer beater fuck you don't have that in you no Cuz then you'd never you probably never see her again you'd I know you
Starting point is 01:39:33 You don't know what you fuck you bought you're you're bound to that person until they cut it off like a Like a what brand And now you also have to worry about the fact that like we could have Paid a prostitute to fake like you it's always a possibility you on the entire time your your brain is just going Yeah, I should be drinking on every episode Danny does to me By the way those are the other one
Starting point is 01:40:03 I wanted you guys take on the did the Mount Rushmore things people don't care about Mm-hmm, which is a good one speaking of me. Yeah, I had to take crosswalks don't care about them I Just crosswalk. I'm a crosswalk guy. I'm a crosswalk guy. I have a I'm still a little city intimidated People in Chicago. Yes, I do they're not aggressive you gotta just Maybe it's my time in New York. I'm not a crosswalk guy. I don't think what do you your jaywalk guy? Oh, yeah, okay, I'll just cross wherever I need
Starting point is 01:40:35 I don't wait for the time the no symbol and I also if there's like a red light and I'm walking up to a crosswalk And there's all the cars are stopped just fucking go then Yeah, oh between cars. I'm a crosswalk. I am too. I'm like there if the establishment I'm going to is across the street. I'll walk to the end of the street and go across the cross the other day I had to walk further to get to the crosswalk. Yep Yeah, and I kept walking and then had to walk back when I got the other side of the street your name What are some things you guys don't I don't think pedestrians should ever have the right-of-way. Well operating it I saw the list of good. I had your fantasy team
Starting point is 01:41:08 Celebrities political opinions yeah Yes, the NBA all-star game Yeah, I hate the celebrity. Um what was my other pick? Oh your your kids I use sports That's a good one. I don't fucking you don't yeah, I know no no not my kid. Oh, I see okay I don't care. I bear not like I'll sometimes catch myself being like oh yeah, my son had a double in t-bomb back stop What do you know no one gives a fuck? Like that's like maybe oh your high school if they never tell me what you dream ever
Starting point is 01:41:43 MLS yeah dreams and MLS really. TJ, you wanna tell us about your Twitter lately? Memes said, your day. Yeah. He doesn't care about anyone's day. That's pretty cold. That's a tried and true, But he's right.
Starting point is 01:41:56 Ice cold day. I don't care about anyone's day. That's just them. Yeah. That one hurt a little, but it's kind of true. It is. Any dude that gets a new piece of tech that wants to show you features.
Starting point is 01:42:10 That's a good one. I don't care. Your workout routine. I don't care. Yeah, marathon training. We're big marathon training office right now. We're in a marathon culture. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:21 They're not mastering the sprint first. I feel bad showing my dog pictures to people. I love that dog pictures play kid pictures are tougher. I just got a DNA back No people in general people are more Welcoming to dog pictures and kid pictures Wow All right, I think people ask for kid pictures more than dog pictures Yeah, mmm, you don't think so, okay, I don't know I remember I think I think Dave's seen one picture of one of my children And it was like basically at gunpoint because we were at dinner and MV asked to see a picture and I showed her and then and then I showed the person next to her and then Dave's
Starting point is 01:43:03 Just like fine. He saw it out of the corner. He's like no. He literally said fine. I guess I was like, I don't I don't care Dave. You don't have to see Yeah dog pictures do play yeah people just like for some reason like there's a weird internet culture that dog lives mean more than But like picture or pictures? Cause if I'm scrolling through the albums, like in here he is with his first pup cup. I would like to see all those, honestly. I like seeing people's kid pictures too.
Starting point is 01:43:34 But it puts you in a position where you can only use one default response, like, aw. Oh my god. Yeah. Ew. You can't do that. Yeah, you can't do. Ew.
Starting point is 01:43:44 Speaking of kids, you know, Mark Titus was on mostly that yeah I know stop by dropped in and he did he was gonna say he couldn't stay for the yak So he ended up just saying what the gift meant. Oh On our on our show. Oh, so if anybody any yak listeners were out there watching and you saw the Minecraft gift that he sent out a lot of you said, oh, that's a boy because it's a hog and a cock. Some said it's a girl because the pig is pink. He is a girl, dad.
Starting point is 01:44:12 Wow. He announced that today. So that meant girl, and I still don't know how. Other than the fact that the pig is pink. Pig is pink. What else says that's girl? It's a's girl like I don't think he knew well That was the whole point of the minecraft. Yeah, no set. Yeah Gets the people talking really gets the people talk. Maybe it wasn't intentionally misleading. Oh wait
Starting point is 01:44:36 So what is Ernesto's DNA? You don't care. No I do they said he was a terrier mix. He's not terrier at all Yeah, I mean this is when we did Stella It was every dog you could ever imagine. Yeah, he's on the ones in fucking in Danny's room My god dirty dog 32% toy poodle 22% Pomeranian Well, that's been some interesting fucking we're on we're on bitch-made watch Ten percent conker spaniel no 10% cocker spaniel and 10% Siberian husk. Okay, there we go Husky and that 10% is doing a lot that that's a big Siberian husky that's doing a lot and then you guys made me I skipped over 10% Chihuahua He was on bitch mademade watch sweet all these he went cocker. He went toy poodle was a second
Starting point is 01:45:30 Yeah, but he put the Siberian husky that saved him Pomeranians are basically This close to being a bitch you get his family tree Husky fucked a chihuahua. Yeah off with his I don't know his like mom is like they said Siberian husky and Pomeranian what that those are popular hurt sounds Which one I know What if yeah? What the dad was and then it tells you if he has any siblings in the area and we live close to his sister What yeah, you can message him on the app no fucking way. Oh my god. That's a cute dog. I've never seen one of those
Starting point is 01:46:09 Is that one of those dogs that is cute, but like it riddled with health issues But whole is too big for its body things fall out like it's what yeah Dogs certain body parts don't fit Modified ever, but it can't breathe out of its nose Yeah, that's not what you like its intestine is bigger than a spine or something I live for two years, but it will be cute yeah, and but it will be miserable that whole time Yeah, no mutts are good. It's a yeah, it's very much sir. Yeah. Yes, though was everything Muts are good. It's a, yeah, it's very mutt.
Starting point is 01:46:41 Muts are, yeah. Yeah, Stella was everything. Best dog I ever had was a mutt. Yeah. Hey, mutts are the best. Muts are good. Those are good for like, because mutts appreciate, mutts appreciate.
Starting point is 01:46:51 But they're also like, have less health issues. Yeah, yeah, no, for sure. Smaller mutts are warriors. Yeah, it's the pure breeds that have the health issues. Yeah. And the attitude. And the attitudes. Yeah, born with a silver spoon.
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Starting point is 01:48:26 I miss that boy. I do, I do. I called him yesterday just to vent about the bomb. What the bomb? Oh, did he give you a dent? My bomb. What did he say? He was just like, the comedy bomb.
Starting point is 01:48:37 Oh! The atom bomb. Was he like, yeah, I've been there, or did he laugh at you? He was like, dude, yeah, I've done that 100 times. I did that last week. It was very helpful. Who's your friend at Zany's?
Starting point is 01:48:51 He had a great bomb story about how he had to go buy his own mic and radio and. Oh, Aidan. Aidan had some really good. He seemed completely unphased by bombing. Well, now you're in that state. Nothing to worry about. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:02 Till the next one. RIP that band-aid off. You're bomb-proof. No. No. No. No, but it won't won't affect you the same yeah, do your first bomb I wasn't upset. I just sprinted out of there soaking wet sweat Like Nagasaki wasn't as bad as Hiroshima right might have been worse. I don't know which one was worse Do we do we work on it a little bit? Yeah, do we tweak it to They're wanting the same to me. I'm sure they're very different and have their own. They were Seymour's first?
Starting point is 01:49:28 You know the also the atomic bomb like it doesn't hit the ground. No, it's like 800 feet. It's what? It explodes above the ground. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I did learn yesterday that best Truman always talked down Harry Truman So imagine if he didn't have her he probably would went crazy with them. Oh, yeah, we know she was talked down She like she like talked We dropped one on the US by accident once and it wasn't loaded like your family nuclear part didn't go off But we like killed a family by what yeah, that's not good They like accidentally released it from a plane you and it fell on how do you do that by accident? You'd be surprised. We've had a quite a loss from right we have some that are misplaced
Starting point is 01:50:13 We've also dropped quite a few things by accident on Like what my bombs and stuff. Why don't you say it like that? Like a piano The Japanese Emperor's thing where you gonna drop it The war ended because the Japanese Emperor had just Ivory's for ivory for teeth Walking away like an accordion we can't we can't Got him we drew a fake tunnel The ACME Corp just going into military
Starting point is 01:50:58 Steven's you have any good other day should we hit one? There's some bad other I tell you that that. No I don't want the bad other. I miss Cheperty. I love Cheperty. We should play tomorrow. Stephen come up with some tomorrow. Oh can I say one thing that is on here that made me laugh out loud very hard this morning? Yeah. Max's video meeting his childhood baseball hero. Oh yeah. That made me laugh so hard. Did you guys see this? Shane Victorino is his childhood baseball hero and we interviewed him out in Tahoe and Max was in the regionals of the Little League World Series and like there's a clip online of Max being like hi I'm Max Lentie my favorite player Shane Victorino. So he went to show Shane The clip and if you can find it This is big moment. Max Philly guy got it max
Starting point is 01:51:46 He is you're one of his favorite players ever. I think was he though. Yes in the little league world series He was your you're the player right? Yeah I was in the regional like the final game before you make it to the league world series They go around and ask who was your favorite player. I I pull I have the video pull Let's play it for him no that's it man that's what you work for all your life it's kind of funny when you say that you know yeah you you look forward to that like yeah He stepped on his sunglasses. Max just couldn't have gone worse. You could see him trying to light step in too after he stepped on it. Oh my god. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:52:33 This is hero. This is hero. It's so awkward to have to show him that. Yeah, and then stand there. Dude, that's how it's done. Broke his glasses. Yeah, what a great moment. Isn't that awesome, Max? And now here you are, stepping on his sunglasses. Meeting your hero.
Starting point is 01:52:47 What a moment. Do you think that 12-year-old Max Delaney would have thought, like, one day I'll step on his sunglasses? That's a good interview. Why is it jarring that 12-year-old Max doesn't have long hair and a beard? Yeah, right? It was jarring. It kind of pissed me off.
Starting point is 01:52:59 It pissed me off. That's so fucking funny. I had one on Monday where we interviewed Trevor Lawrence, and I don't know why, but I had a couple of interviews with Trevor Lawrence. I'm sorry come piss me off That's so fucking Couple I had one on Monday where we interviewed Trevor Lawrence, and I don't know why but I just I Just offered up the story that I had clogged the toilet my bathroom that morning and used My hand in a plastic bag to uncloak you told that to Trevor Lawrence. He's like vomit that out Yeah, and then afterwards like at the end of the year. I was like why did I do? And he's like a pretty clean cut like yeah. Yeah, he's a good guy
Starting point is 01:53:30 Did he appreciate this? Yeah? He was just like that was weird Thanks for opening up man. Yeah You know kind of makes fun. Yeah, just tell I don't think I got it. Tell more people Yeah, I've done it before. I'll probably do it again. When you have a situation like that. Hey, Max. Let up. Take our, uh,
Starting point is 01:53:51 All right, dude. Just fucking yell. Watch him scream at him. What? There's a total work going on. What are they doing? We have to do a bunch of commercials tomorrow. OK.
Starting point is 01:53:59 Rob, whenever Rob is in town. I saw Rob. He's like the grim reaper for me. That means you're gonna be here at 730 doing commercials. Correct, correct. Whenever some of those things we agreed to like two months ago and being like, that's never gonna happen.
Starting point is 01:54:17 Whenever I get here at six in the morning and somebody's in my parking spot, I know that something's afoot. There's milk in the PMT guys There's people there's people in here getting ready to do something. We're the cow. Yep, that's skinny ass cow Alright boys Time to sell jeans I think we're selling like four different things. I we leave the office and I see your face like three times
Starting point is 01:54:43 I'm trying to keep work at work and then you just follow me home. I wanted on the record that I'm very aware of like over exposure and I wish I could turn it down but I don't know what to do. They just keep milking. I thought it was really cool. I was, I was, I don't know where I was. I saw a Stella Blue coffee hat in the water. Yeah that was awesome.
Starting point is 01:55:00 You texted me that. I was just. I appreciate that. I was and I, know it's the movie I went to Tommy to see Superman this guy in a stale blue coffee hat and I thought I was like nice hat And I thought he was just gonna say thanks and just keep on walking But then he's like, oh, yeah, he knew that I worked at Barstool. I bumped into a guy at Costco wearing the The Henny Friday. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 01:55:23 Mostly he didn't know He didn't know me. Yeah. But my name was on his shirt. Yeah. Oh that's great. I was like, dude, cool shirt. And he was like, thanks. That happens every now and then
Starting point is 01:55:32 where I'll see a guy in a Barstool hat and I'll be like, sick hat. And they'll be like, all right, thanks. Yeah, I've seen that. Shit. Especially if it's Barstool golf. If you see like a. Yeah, Barstool golf you don't even try.
Starting point is 01:55:42 I ignore that. That's not even. But I figured that one I had a chance. Spick, check, lisp had a chance yeah, yeah, you don't deal with that million dollars Yeah, ready, you don't go to those areas. I exclusively go those areas Yeah, yeah, so this is a creepy move I bought the Sunglasses that yeah, it's going to be. The sunglasses that record. Yes. Because I'm always angry in public walkways. Yep.
Starting point is 01:56:09 I'm always thinking I've got violated, like no one else has ever got violated on runs, on walks, to start filming. And are you doing it? You're gonna, it just came in the mail today. What are you gonna do with the film? Or with the recordings? Just review, because in my head, I'm like, this is the worst person. What are you gonna do with the film? Or with the recordings? Just review, cause in my head,
Starting point is 01:56:25 I'm like, this is the worst person. Can you give us a couple videos tomorrow? You're gonna do film study? That's what I was hoping you would ask. Yes, yes, I would like a couple videos tomorrow. I don't know if you guys know this, Kyle's a timer guy. What? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:56:39 In what way? You'll use your timer on your phone. Crosswalks to see how long somebody in front of me in line takes during out. You timed somebody at the popsicle freezer. Right. You weren't trying to get a popsicle.
Starting point is 01:56:52 You were just mad high at all. He wasn't mad high at all. I hated how long he was browsing so slowly. You just bust out the timer on him. I hated his pace of life. I was like, how long are you gonna stare at the drinks? Like there's no way, it's's the 7-eleven beverage cooler I need this on video like a couple minutes passed, so then I just
Starting point is 01:57:10 Waited and timed him yeah, I think we need film of you observing people like this Yeah, can we all the time we're just gonna taste tomorrow? I would is it Wrong or even illegal to show yeah videos of people in public I don't know if you guys notice this. Depends on where, but... Jerry's had these glasses for like a month. So if you had a conversation where he's wearing sunglasses, he's recording. Oh no. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:32 No, he's been doing it all day. Oh no. Every time he comes to my office, I make him take the glasses. He did walk into mostly wearing those fucking glasses. Yeah, yeah, no, he's recording. Kyle, I would love a weekly seethe walk. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:47 And I think that would almost be therapeutic in the sense that it would make me less mad, knowing that I'm going to benefit from it. Correct. I wish you had them when you were seethe walking that once and then the street sweeper sprayed you with sediment. He sprayed me and then DM'd me. He was like, hey. What?
Starting point is 01:58:02 He just passed you. He said, sorry about the set But yeah, I'll try them out Do you feel like you maybe want to find do you like being angry? Do you put yourself in those situations intentionally? I? Don't when when it has when it's experimental yes like when I'm timing, I'm like, I don't mind waiting now. I have more patience knowing that I'm gonna get something out of it. I wanna see it really bad.
Starting point is 01:58:34 So tomorrow can we get a taste? I would say we're gonna probably have to blur people's faces. That's fine. Oh, amazing. Yeah, that makes it seem like more dangerous when you get a blurred face. It's mostly from. It's gonna get the back of their head. Oh amazing yeah, yeah that makes it seem like more house for I'm not gonna keep people dangerous We get a blurred face. It's mostly from it's gonna get the back of their head from behind yeah
Starting point is 01:58:52 All right should we wrap up the show yeah You gotta pee oh, it's a long day of commercials tomorrow. Can you watch back your commercials and pinpoint where in the day it was? You usually yeah, they're almost always in the morning right? I feel very early. Yeah, we do We try to bang them out as early as possible Which is a problem of mine because I do do the thing where like if I have a busy day I'm like well. It's already gonna suck. Let's add more yeah, I do that to myself a lot. It's kind of a weak ruiner Yeah Yeah, I do that to myself a lot. It's kind of a weak ruiner. Yeah That's all right. We'll be fine. Yeah, you seem fine. I'll be fine. Yeah, you'll make it. I appreciate you doing it Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we'll see you. Let me get the glasses tomorrow. You want to just get right?
Starting point is 01:59:38 I think we should all try it out. Yeah, I'll just get Rob all day Do we have it like a class pet you have the glasses for the day? I think we should I'll just get Rob all day. Do we have it like a class pet you have the glasses for the day I think we should are they expensive? I've been doing this thing though with commercials that I do nine people think is sarcastic And I guess now that I'm saying it it is but when I show up to the commercials Shoot I try to be like overly happy. Mm-hmm, and I'm like let's be great today There's no way they an opportunity for us to film something together. This is gonna be great guys What the fuck I have I am trying to give positive energy.
Starting point is 02:00:09 I think that's helpful. I think it makes a difference. I appreciate when people do that. I don't wanna be like a grump, being like, oh, we're gonna go through this. You gotta just kinda be like, hey, this is what we gotta do. Let's fucking do it. I like that kind of thing.
Starting point is 02:00:20 But then everyone looks at me like, you're being a sarcastic ass. But I'm actually not. Every time we have like a outsourced microphone sound guy, I do the same joke to every single one of them. When he hands me the earpiece, I'm just like, wait, do you want me to put this in my ass? And I film myself, and I've never gotten a laugh.
Starting point is 02:00:36 The sound guy's hated. I'll pick it up and say, wait, this just goes right in my ass? And the guys, like the guy at the bet gala hated. Oh. I got one like that. And the guys like the guy at the bet gala hate Got one like that I do when someone when they when they try to mic me up. I always try to nibble on their fingers Gotta have these little game. I've actually like bitten Tom Lay. Yeah? Hell yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:06 Oh no, I do guys I don't know. I do both. Okay, do what's good. But I'll go like real bite on people in this office. You'll bite them hard? Yeah, just get them out. That's when guys go to put it down. I always go, did you just touch me there?
Starting point is 02:01:18 I always go like that, I scream at them. It's fun. Yeah, this is what I like. They're hilarious. I like that. It's glasses stuff. It's glasses stuff. If you have the glasses, I'll use them tomorrow I'll try to get me nibbling on I'll bring them try the ass joke see if it lands
Starting point is 02:01:30 Okay, I like that yeah It's something like that metal. Wait wait a minute, buddy. They laugh hysterically at his ass joke. Oh no No, it's it's probably all delivery. Here's me at the back. I think no No that guy got mad. I don't know who that was. I was wearing a beige jacket. Oh, that was the basketball tournament. Must have been a Soho house.
Starting point is 02:01:50 Put this in my ass? You want to just put this in that ass? That plays. It doesn't, though. He did 12 minutes of that joke at Soho House. Yeah, I was just pointing at different things in the building. Wait, ass or am I dick? That won't fit my ass!
Starting point is 02:02:07 That would have crushed. Probably, man. Alright, let's spin the wheel, TJ. Oh yeah, we got our Potter. Oh yes! Incredible. The setup crew for camp said that we could have a couple wireless cameras down by the water to look at Jay. Great.
Starting point is 02:02:30 Nice. All right. That's camp sneaking up, but I heard that there's some really cool different activities this time. I'm going to miss that trampoline volleyball man. Oh, yeah. Damn, do we. There was a moment too that... When was that? this time. Can't wait. I'm gonna miss that trampoline volleyball match. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Damn, do we.
Starting point is 02:02:46 There was a moment, too, that... When was that? Someone was like, hey, should we do skydiving at camp? I said, absolutely not. It's not a very camp-like activity. Oh, no. No. Jay.
Starting point is 02:03:00 Donnie probably said that. Yeah, yeah. Let's do rock climbing and skydiving. Do demolition derby. Jay, we gotta get on pickleball up there. Oh For for like two also I can announce this I don't know if it's official, but Jerry O'Connell will be there. Oh my god Going to be the host slash ref
Starting point is 02:03:19 He'll take that role Syria use the game so ref the game. He will cancel on just due to lack of hustle I'm just more excited for Jerry O'Connell just be there for us at night when we play werewolf He's gonna be so much fun Kate Fuck way socks Dave again Sorry word vomit Yeah excited for a Jerry O'Connell New Kate and friends tomorrow at 9 a.m. Come oh you come we don't have any sponsors. It's a nice bunch of Take a commercial pick us up. Yeah's the act.
Starting point is 02:04:07 It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, style a save for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk sharp. Or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow, I love you guys, bye!

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