The Yak - Danny Recaps Nick and Kate's UNCOMFORTABLE Date | The Yak 7-16-25
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Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
What did you do?
Why did you put vodka in my water that I just drank vodka?
Already got me with the vodka. I already got Danny too.
Bow ball.
I thought that was Kyle's.
Put it in my hair spa.
And I was so panicked. I was so panicked when you picked it up.
Why did you say something?
It was too late. It was too late.
It was the biggest drink I've ever seen, Big Cat.
Why did you do that?
I thought it was Kyle's.
Is it pure?
Yeah.
No, it's some water too.
I wouldn't have said anything.
Sorry big cat.
I thought you needed to pick me up.
How much vodka did you put in there?
Decent amount.
Decent amount.
The worst is I got in here and I made a note of how much was in here.
Oh, you should have said something.
Unbeknownst to me he had already got me because I put my coffee down and I hadn't even seen him in here yet. I kind of took that like a champ you just looked oh
Yeah, I don't think you're why I went after the fact like the actual sipping of it
I swallowed it well you drank it, and then you just stared at the bottle
Yeah, my bad shit. I didn't all right chug that much. I'm just gonna have to eat some more ice cream. I guess
I didn't all right chug that much. I'm just gonna have to eat some more ice cream. I guess
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Jesus pull those hoodies joggers shorts ro back calm promo code yak sweet was that vodka bottle full no I got Danny yesterday and this morning Danny you drink I'm just because they're warning
Nick has a vodka problem, but doesn't drink you know what the vodka problem doesn't drink it good play
I'm gonna. I'm gonna inject you with heroin. That's fine. Yeah
It's like my ultimate fantasy
Someone does it honestly I get a little prick on your back get to experience it without the guilt of me like choosing to do it
That's a pretty good deal. I'm more mad that I have to go get a new water
I'll get it for you. No you don't have to get it for for me. No, I've just been, I was like trying to just get
Danny drunk throughout the day yesterday.
We have to normalize like amicable drugging.
Yeah.
Yeah, like we should all, we should just try to drug
each other a little bit.
I think that it has a bad stigma.
Yeah, not a lot you're saying, just a little.
It would boost morale.
Can I give a suggestion for an episode?
We have however many chocolate pieces. Well, what are you doing with your glasses? That's no glasses. What are you doing?
That's some kind of state. Are you trying to be the hot?
Are you doing hot teacher two strands of hair on either side of your face?
Are you doing hot teacher right now? No, I why do I want to go to six flat?
No, I panicked at Target of the week we had off my kids were still in daycare So I said, oh, I'm gonna loiter at Target for a whole morning and it turns out they have an eye care center in there
I haven't had my eyes checked in years.
I went in there and then I got it all happened so quickly
and I didn't wanna waste their time,
so I was like, I'll take these, and I panicked.
You got bored in Target, ambled into the eye care center,
and got guilted into getting yourself glasses.
So a Target optometrist.
And like a grants worth of contact lenses.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
So anyway.
Did anyone go up behind you and go, shh? And like a grand tour that contact lenses I did I was like yeah, that's fine. So anyway
What answer was he expecting again target yeah
Question itself is have you ever done that to your boy and target nope
Can't say that I am I'm a little drunk, I'm not gonna lie right now. You're welcome, I think.
You took a big gulp.
Yeah, big gulp.
But like, the thing is, you get to be drunk
without the guilt of drinking in the morning.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
Keep going.
No more interrupting, boy.
Ooh, wow.
Okay.
Sorry.
What if we each have a little square of chocolate,
and only one of them is a fun one?
I think that's a great idea.
And we have to go about the show,
and almost placebo, some of you nerds might think
you have the chocolate and you don't,
and the people watching have to guess by the end
who had the goofy.
That's my biggest fear of getting caught
pretending to be high when I'm not actually high.
I do that when I'm smoking weed because I don't want to be high.
And I'm just like, holy shit.
Yeah.
This is some good shit.
Putting it out there might be a nice little bright answer.
I think it's fun.
We always talk about it.
Yeah.
All right, let's do it.
One of us may have recently ordered a bar.
There we go.
So.
From Jack McCarthy?
Oh, no.
Oh, does he?
Wait, you're hammered right now.
A little bit.
You want a cigarette? I took a big gulp.
I think you probably had about three shots.
I don't even know, I got more mad that I,
I didn't stop myself as soon as I tasted that it was bad.
That's great.
That was crazy.
I kinda was like, oh, this water tastes a little weird.
He put so much of my coffee, it just tasted like pure vodka.
Mine was in coffee.
I don't know.
Yeah, mine had enough water that I was like,
oh, the water's gone bad, but that makes sense I spit on the ground
Danny did you even say anything yesterday? I didn't drink it yesterday. Oh you didn't okay? Yeah, anyone else's water make them hammered yesterday
Did anyone else's water make them feel way more attractive?
It is in the mix here. You're gonna fuck up Kyle and drink it by accident. It's in what it's in one of these two
Fuck up Kyle and drink it by accident. It's in what it's in one of these two
It's that one
You would know no if you're probably is I think it is I it might be the perfect other rink
Yes
He just takes his shirt off
Congratulations to you guys for not participating in what was a just brutal stream. It looks hot
It was so brutal it looked like it there was fun to be had. Oh no fun. So what first 30 minutes? Oh fuck it How many hours six okay? Yeah? It was the same thing as last year like first 30 minutes like oh my god
This is fun. I'm with my friends. I'm hitting home runs, and then it's like oh shit. My hands really hurt
Oh, no my back hurts. Oh, it's really hot. Oh, I'm weaker than I thought I was oh, I'm older than I thought I was oh
This sucks. What about like the end of it though the camaraderie the brought nothing. Oh, I'm older than I thought I was. Oh, this sucks.
What about like the end of it though?
The camaraderie, the bruh, nothing?
Oh, not really.
Not at all, ready.
Well, God damn.
No, because fucking Lucas piece of shit had a twist.
I was on the winning team, I won nothing.
Cause they did a twist at the winning team then
only two of the members of the winning team
won the front row tickets.
Well, that's fucked.
Front row tickets to Wrigley?
To any game.
Any game. Any game.
Who won? Memes and Max.
So they were the only ones to come home with a prize?
Correct. Did Lucas tell Game Time he only wanted two?
Cause Game Time would give you six. Correct.
What a piece of shit. Yeah, he would probably stepped in.
I also have a bone to pick with it. Where is Lucas?
I haven't seen him today. I don't know him today I don't know why I don't know the decision-making that happens, but we went out to Juliet. That's far. Yes. Yes
Yeah, we always go to Julie. I don't know why we go the farthest place to do these
There are so many baseball fields so many baseball fields every time with the punt catching too in that dome
Yeah, that was like an hour that one
I could kind of understand just cuz a dome is not like I think there might be closer domes
There might be closer domes. You might be right, but that was just crazy that we just went
It was like an hour and 45 minutes. What was his answer? Why did he actually choose? No
Probably because he he probably just called the person we used last year was like a field for us. Yeah
Was it was it close was there was there a choke at the end I saw there So it wasn't close. Max did a really good job of drafting.
The actual competition 6v6 was not close.
Because Team Max, which was me, Ebo,
Max. Wait, you've set it up so Ebo and Max would be on different teams.
Then Hank, so here's what happened. We did a draft.
Yeah. Max offered the first pick to Hank. Right. Hank was like, I don't want the first
pick because it's a snake draft. I'm going to take two and three. But Ebo. He thought
that Kadek and White Sox Dave were significantly better than me and Mook. So he thought like
I'll take two and three and then it will come back
you know what I mean and it turns out that mook and I hit like 25 more home runs
and katik and white socks wow bad man what a flub yeah awards MVP max best
pound-for-pound I asked me he bow given age size I'm trying to think is it Evo
or is it I mean Hank was really well what happened at the end with Evo
I saw elite choke job. Oh, yeah here. It is. This is our exit velocity leaders
Yeah, I hit one almost fun the fucking guy out there. He's like hey
We have the stack cast out here you hit one and they're very nice guys
I actually appreciate them very much, but he was like you hit one
399.8 Why couldn't you just say 400? Why couldn't you just round makes it sound more official? Yeah?
White Sox Dave good pound for pound, but Evo Evo's that best attitude. Oh
attitude
Ooh T Bob easy. Yeah easy. I can see that biggest flirt biggest flirts
Maybe me. Yeah, wait really you're getting your flirt. I might have flirted whiniest uh
Go back. Let me see
Let me see Hank
Maybe Hank the White Sox Dave no one's really whined good a lot swaggiest
Swaggiest go back. I got a lot. I gotta see I just you're just gonna have to keep it up. I'm drunk
I can't remember who is there ha
Swag is Dana B. Oh, yeah, the arm sleeve. He almost killed max
How so you didn't see that no?
Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Jacob also swag is that he's fine Jacob looked like um what was the true detective season one villain?
Name a yellow king. Yeah, he looked like the yellow king we ever see the yellow king
Yeah, I never saw that on a lawnmower
I don't know but Jacob was like yeah oh you know about two characters to get this oh alright so
this is choke job so alright pause it at the end the twist was at the hiccups
Take a big swing I would shoot up. I'll do a shop. No. No. I don't want you to shot
Well, you can if you want someone taste this is like pretty solid slow burn solid. I might drink all the vodka
So it's a little burn solid. I might drink all the vodka on the top. I think you did. I don't think it was water up
So at the end of the game So team max won our team won six of us
And we thought we were all getting front row tickets and then Lucas came out with a little fucking smirk in his girl shorts
Yeah
And he was like it's actually only two tickets
So you guys are gonna be in pairs and you have to pitch to each other for a swing off
Ten outs and max hit 11 home runs
Mook and I were paired up we hit one. I was actually threw him a knuckleball which you shouldn't do
And then Ibo so Ibo went last all he had hit was 12 home runs
He had 10 home runs with four outs left. Okay, so still 10. Yeah, but he choked. Yeah
Yeah, I mean he had six outs and he had 10 home runs and he completely chose
This pitching is crazy though
That's great good. I could I
That was there oh Jacob did a slide to yes good in the third so Jacob had like a wife beater on and he was just
wet in sweat and baseball pants
Wet he's damp like grossly wet
Keep going with superlatives. I like this superlatives the most
Improved
Since last year. Yeah, actually I don't care t-bob improved as he went along okay
He like didn't know how to swing a bat
He said the guy asked him when he first swung said
Are you sure you're left-handed? Yeah? Yeah, cuz it did look like you know
white socks Dave also
Probably too easy to get into his head no
You sure you got the right name he was uh?
He was good at the start and then I hit one three nine nine point eight and I told him I was like if you
Don't if you don't hit one farther than me like none of this counts for you
And then he just got up there swinging as violently as he could and did he do it no
He just kept on he he like fell off a cliff any injuries
My hand Hanks bicep someone's bet Ebo's back, okay, Dave is upstairs. He can't move
Yeah, Dave is all wrong. can't move. Yeah, David's
I'm pretty sore pretty fucking sore and
Then guy who probably wishes he was not invited memes. Oh
But he won he won he ended up winning. He was he was not good for a long time He found it a little bit later
But there was a think we're like six rounds in and he was still stuck at like eight home runs.
And they kept showing the graphic.
It was one of those things, like it was teams,
but then they would show the singular graphic
and that's all that matters.
Is like where you are in the graphic.
The graphic is everything.
The graphic is everything.
That's all people see.
Nothing else matters.
All for graphics.
Yeah.
While you guys were doing that,
I had a comedy show at Soho House
and I managed to get zero laughs
The worst experience of maybe my life and I ran out of there before my time was up
Mid-show some dude goes come on, man
Were you trying new stuff?
It's like how many people were there about 30 your stuff is funny. Well your cell from yeah, they need that was great never That's on not a single way worked, and then I added some old stuff
I was like okay, maybe these guys like a little bit more to and it they were livid the whole time
What it was I called mook and he's like yeah, man. It happens. That's a weird room a soho house Monday
Whoa because it was weird because it's only members of soho house that go you're not allowed to film they don't film
Yeah, great
But like the thing is the green room was just us standing in the back of the room
So all the other comics were back there didn't get them to smirk wait
And I just ran out of there was this a show that you publicized your no you don't it's only first
Oh members of so house which and then they're probably some of the it was the longest
It was I've done bad before but I've never
gotten
It was truly honest to God zero laughs. Did anyone else get last question the guy before me
Crushed and like I dapped him up was like was like, thank you man, they're hot. Oh no.
So what do you?
And I have about 10 minutes on vegetables.
And the first veggie joke, if it doesn't land, I'm fucked.
And I wrote it out, I wrote it out through all.
Wait, so are you thinking now,
just don't do a show that isn't fully.
I think I'm a Barstool fan.
Yeah, who cares?
Yeah, right?
Do that.
Exactly, I'm not think I'm a barstool fan
Yeah, who cares yeah, right? It's like that exactly. I'm
Humbling long uber home yeah to be fair. That's the exact opposite crowd of like a barstool crowd you yes
Oh, yeah, that's like aging guys trying to express their coolness. It was older dudes with young chicks
Trying to express their coolness it was older dudes with young chicks
Feel like it's guys who try to impress the Monday, but it was
That's like every man's like worst fear. Yeah mine
The show so house
Like they knew as soon as I walked in that I was not a member
They were just like comic fifth floor to the right, stand in the back. And it was...
I don't really understand the Soho House.
I don't know what it is.
It started as like a collective for artists.
You had to be an artist to get in.
Yeah.
Or a musician or, you know.
And now it's just you pay three grand a year.
Is there a pool?
There's a pool on the roof, restaurants and bars.
Yeah, I went to the one in Brooklyn.
Yeah.
It was by my house once.
I went.
This is weird.
It was a plus one once.
I think it's like they have hotels attached.
So you can like, if you go to a city,
you stay in that hotel.
But it's not for us.
It's not for us.
I never get reached out to.
It's very rare.
And they reached out to me, they're like,
man, and was like, we would like to give you
a free membership to Shoho, and I was like,
I looked at it, they're like, do you wanna be,
and I was like, no thank you, I'm okay.
I don't belong there.
It just made me anxious.
It's probably like, a worse East thing.
It kinda smells like a faint incense throughout,
but they hated me
I got I got more scowls than grins. You know what you should do like make it your project
You have to craft a soho house
I don't even know what I could do finance jokes. What's the deal with poor people? Yeah, right?
I feel like those are guys who try to impress the girl or with by heckling the comic you know yeah
I tried some self deprecation didn't like it. I tried some edgy stuff hated it
I tried some PG stuff hated it, so I think it's time to look look at my it was bad
It's not you and like the thing is they would like flash like a phone light for when I was at 10 minutes
Because you would do 12. I ran out of the room before the light even came on I couldn't even bear you got it gave me two drink tickets
I could I still have one in my pocket
I'm gonna use that as I want to carry that around with me. You should get a PSA graded. I should
The worst bombing ever the guy who killed what was his material about his parents fighting?
Divorce yeah, yeah, so he was very funny, and I was like
It I didn't relate to it my parents love each other dearly, but it crushed
Yeah, I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. It was a it was bound to happen. I think it's a good like a good thing
Yeah, I'll psyche yeah, and I like I went home
I uh poured a glass of red went downstairs
I changed my Madden superstarter rookie difficulty, and I beat the Panthers 63 to 9
Trey Palmer had nine touchdowns or
Yeah, so yesterday was like one of the worst days
You've had a bar stool because you bombed and you also were named number one on Nicky Smokey.
I think it's correlated.
Yeah.
I think that might have gotten out.
Everything he is right now is because of you.
He text me last night apologizing for putting me as the number one.
Shout out Mad Dog by the way.
Have y'all seen what he's wearing?
Yeah.
No.
He looks pretty cool I think.
Nicky Smokey?
He looks like a Persian merchant.
I hate, yeah he does.
Well that's fitting. A Persian merchant? I hate what he looks like today. He looks like a like a Persian merchant. I hate yeah, he does
Persian
Yes
What did you see mad dog though? Yeah, she was proud. Yeah, she's like I do not like you. Yeah, I like that
Yeah, I mean she she's not one to fuck with no
Yeah, I mean she she's not one to fuck with no
She's like every day. I think it was something like every day I try to come in and get you to like me less. That's that was yeah, and she means it
Yeah, perfect way to hand those macro does girls are both blind
I think it's the big takes being one of Nikki smokes least favorite co-workers is truly one of my biggest feats in my tenure
Barstool sports I wake up every morning come to work and try to think about what I can do to make him like me less and less
God damn. I love it
And then he tried to like be playful and she was like no, I don't like
What I mean about her yeah, yeah, you know, it's respectfully we talked about in the kitchen yesterday
Trust you would be headlining my list to smokes. That's real. Yeah, that's
That's real That's real. Yeah, that's, ugh. That's real.
That's real.
Yeah, that's a bad day for you.
It was a bad day, but now I'm just
getting all my coworkers drunk.
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm lashing out.
The good thing is, any show from here on out,
you'll be like, even if it doesn't go great.
I promise you it can't be worse than that,
because I opened up for Potter and it didn't go well.'t go well wait odds are you guys smash within three months?
Better odds that my dead grandma comes back to life becomes the next president than that God
Dead woman oh man dead woman might actually have a better chance
Over to on live you're gonna be on mad dogs list now, too
I'm sorry Nick. Don't be sorry. It's uh what you sign up for
At least you didn't have to call six hours of a home run derby. I could have fucked with Connor though
That's always fun. Yeah, he almost sent the you see it. Did you see it the email his new Lego girl?
No, he's a new Lego chick. Did you see it? I saw Austin saying like you're allowed to do this
Okay No, he's a new Lego chick. Did you see it? I saw Austin saying like you're allowed to do this Okay, and then he came up to me, and I was like I was at the end of I was like get me out of this
Dugout I was like he was like will you defend me against Dave. I was like absolutely not
I was like so just decide what oh
I'm gonna play with my Legos distract myself from my nut. No no not November my Legos
Yeah, he transitioned from Lego titties lego ass that's hardly an ass i like that the absence of an ass right no cheeks no cheeks she's
cute yeah you want to put it that's what you got yeah that you have options there three
holes um should we get to your guys date? Oh my god. Yeah, yes been anticipating this for two days
Did we did you is it in the video what the text messages Kate sent mm-hmm?
Okay, so I said yesterday. I think like these are always long form. I make them for my social
I don't really care about my social, but I understand
I don't want to make people watch an eight minute video
But I feel like what makes these funny is like the extra fat and then that's why I leave it in
So if you want I put it in a three part saga
so we can just scatter it throughout
whenever there's a wall.
Yeah, let's do all eight.
It's not a lot.
Yeah, that's fine.
We can do eight minutes.
This is the first part.
All right, we are back for a special
earlier morning edition of a Kate date.
I'll be honest, Kate's text woke me up like 15 minutes ago.
I forgot we were doing this.
Pause it. Pause it. Danny, is it okay if I pick you up a woke me up like 15 minutes ago. I forgot we were doing this Pause it
I didn't know what you were doing
Oh
Danny is it okay if I pick you up a little earlier in like 15 minutes?
Yeah, just let me know when you're here. I mean don't hate me, but maybe bring sandals and a bathing suit teehee
Or at least dress cool
Because we're gonna be outside for a small journey teehee teehee
Like I didn't want them to feel pressured, but like she wouldn't tell us what we're doing.
We'll get to this, we'll get to this.
I really wanted them to wear bathing suits.
But she said maybe wear, maybe, but or just dress cool.
But I didn't, if they really didn't want to,
I didn't want them to feel like, okay.
Credit to you Danny,
I think I would've gone back to sleep.
Okay.
The Teehee would've sent me back.
Okay.
Just turn off all my lights.
I'm talking about dressing cool,
but wearing a bathing suit.
Regardless, I have a bathing suit regardless
I have a hangover that's giving me chemo flashbacks right now
Freak on last night, but today is not about me today is about our date that someone is very excited about
Me
Wow!
Me. It would be great.
Oh, stereo for me.
You don't want to hear that.
Fair enough.
Fuck!
Yup.
Nick, I'm gonna show you the time of your life.
Shut the fuck up.
So now I'm looking for Kate's car.
That must be her illegally parked in the bus lane.
Honestly, respect.
Doing the Abbey Road strut on the way to the Kate Mobile.
Nice blur.
And here we go.
Ah! It's exciting day. Four and a half seconds in and Kate is
already panicking. New record for longest it's ever taken. So things are already
falling apart I'm gonna be honest. The big plan was first you and me were gonna
go to this really adorable gluten free breakfast. I get a whole array of breakfast stuff
because it's not date without food.
Darn, we can't do that now?
They're closed today.
So I don't know what we're gonna feed this guy.
I'm supposed to have food and coffee
and cute things for him and I have nothing.
Listen, I love Kate.
She's my brother who's a mother
and mothers randomly worry all the time
and I'm already too, it'll be fine,
steep into this story and not sure what to do.
Right now her main concern is how she's gonna quote unquote feed Nick. It doesn't matter how I'm gonna eat by the way
but the way she's phrasing it it's not like oh where do you want to get lunch later? She keeps
saying how am I gonna feed Nick. I don't know if he was expecting food. He's not gonna be expecting where we're going, I don't think. And it is a hot and humid day.
I'll tell you that.
Some of us are hungover.
Gage.
And there he is, our victim for the day.
Nick Terani, everyone.
Hey!
He's getting back here.
On this side, sorry, specifically.
Car seats. Yeah, car seats.
Sorry, off the rip
Morning is this
You said dress cool
But then like dressing for the cool, I don't I was really confused I was so upset when you were gene and then you said cool. Are we getting wet?
You're gonna be hot and wet if you wanna be.
Is it a jacuzzi?
Maybe bring sandals and a bathing suit
or at least dress cool.
We're gonna be in the direct sun.
Okay.
Kind of hoofing it somewhere.
I'm in Birkenstocks.
Wait, you said flip flops though.
We're hoofing it?
Kind of, yeah.
You said flip flops.
Fucking Birkenstocks. You said flip flops. Cool what I said dress cool you said flip-flops fucking jeans and I was stressing so much. Almost there.
Boy are you guys in for a treat. We have a final destination that we're gonna have to find almost like a Pokemon.
Okay.
Okay, so put your little Poke hat on.
Okay.
And we're going on a journey.
I don't know how you wound up doing this Danny.
Can you tell us yet?
No.
Okay.
It's part one.
Exciting.
Is everyone on the edge of their seats?
It says, yeah.
That's part one of the date.
We drove pretty far.
We did.
Yeah.
So this was a destination.
It was a kind of a destination.
It was definitely a destination.
Yeah, it was a destination.
Commit to something.
It was supposed to be, start with a picnic somewhere in the gluten-free places.
You couldn't feed me.
Couldn't pivot, and I really got hung up on it.
So yeah, it's pretty exciting stuff.
So we're one third of the way in, we don't know where we're going.
We're dressed wrong.
It's a cliffhanger.
If you're intrigued, we can keep going.
We're dressed hot.
We don't have to.
On a hot day.
I was genuinely.
Empty stomach genuinely so disappointed.
You just have to tell me.
Don't say maybe if you really want to.
I don't want you to pressure me.
And don't say tee hee.
Well the tee hee was to let them know,
but I'm kind of serious.
Or just dress cool.
Okay.
This is why this punishment is the worst one on the wheel.
Easy.
I said this is the best day and worst date so far.
If you wanted me in shorts, and we were swimming
Wouldn't you rather just tell me to wear shorts, so I don't
You gave him an option. I didn't want to like you
If you're giving me the option to not wear shorts, I'm never gonna do it okay
Why didn't we you feel like you had to show your legs?
We were going
Where were you going?
That's the thing.
She wouldn't tell.
I wouldn't tell.
Because it's the end surprise.
OK.
No spoilers.
Let's go.
Let's get right to it.
If you're like, I hate this.
We don't have to go.
I kept a little.
We're going on a journey.
What are we looking for?
Can you tell us yet?
No.
OK.
OK.
God damn it.
First off, let's just enjoy this ambience.
It's beautiful.
It was so hot.
There was no wind.
No one's ever been less dressed for the beach.
If it was swimming, well I didn't have to be a surprise.
That's like the, you really have to prep for that.
She gave me a bag of towels.
This is unfortunately the part of the day
that Kate likes taking seriously,
where she actually gets to know her coworkers and this is our toughest challenge yet.
I've seen more intimate episodes of Frank walks.
You like Pokemon?
Yeah, but you don't pluralize Pokemon.
And then we walked and we walked and we walked until we finally got to our checkpoint.
Okay, we're getting closer. We just have to get over to that jetty over there.
It's so far.
Where are you guys?
Uh, 42nd.
Okay.
Sweet sounds of the beach.
Alright, it's so hot.
Why are you apologizing for that?
And at last, we are almost at our location.
Kate told me to get the skyline.
Her wish is my command.
And Nick, we're going to take that bag from you because we're going to want to be looking your best. Okay? It's a good thing you wore cologne. Kate told me to get the skyline her wishes my command
Okay, it's a good thing you work alone you are so not ready for this
No way another one that's right Kate has brought next rub my hand statue and this time he could actually touch it. No way. It's a hot mermaid? It's a hot mermaid. Oh. Alright, let's go touch her. Where is it? Where is she? Oh, she's not very hot. She's a really good date. She looks like a president's wife. My ideal date with you is you taking me to see another chick. You might get fitness in there pal get After you did
More glass than anything you told us to our flip-flops
You touch your tit now, there's a gross but
These guarding her tit yeah she's clean she's a freshwater mermaid
would you like to hear the story behind
the mermaid I'd be so mad if I was out there.
The story of the mermaid.
Oh, she's reading you.
Oh, no.
Oh, my god.
There's a twist.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Let's get to part three, I guess.
Sorry.
Don't.
What for what?
Uh-oh.
Because you guys are probably like this.
I'm the one who made it long.
It's fine.
No, no.
I'll take the blame.
Sorry for Danny.
Oh, I'm the one who made it long it's fine. No no sorry for Danny
What one of the artists used his teenage daughter Melinda to serve as the mom
Your pedophile pedophile. Yeah, Nick's a pedophile. He's a pedophile.
Oh, Danny!
Oh, Danny!
Oh!
What's your plan on the wall?
I didn't know that.
Ew!
You brought me downtown to grab a teen titty.
You're a teen titty?
This is a sting operation.
You touched her.
And then I touch her.
Yeah, but you brought me to your, you are my gizlain.
I didn't know it was a seed age, mermaid.
I didn't touch it, that's so gross.
And then you want to take us swimming?
Yeah.
Wait, this is just a very clear no swimming sign.
First you brought us to go swim.
And then they don't realize there's rocks.
That just says no swimming.
I think that's like a no diving,
because look, that's someone's diving.
That other one was somebody swimming
Wrong stencil I bet
I'm on a date right now. She's fine
That's Bermuda, okay
There's fish just a bunch of fish heads. It's just a bunch of fish heads
Dumping out fish There was like 50 fish heads.
It was a ridiculous cheap process. Knowing we were doing a beach tangent, maybe bring your trunks.
Just tell us. Sir, you're telling me you didn't distinctly come here just to touch a younger mermaid statue? No, it was a beach day. Yeah.
You brought me down to the south side to grope a teen titty.
I didn't know.
And the way you preface it, you're like, this is something you've always wanted to do.
Like, what the fuck?
Look at the seagulls. It's just like Jersey Shore.
Danny, did this give you a taste of what's ahead?
Grope a young woman?
Oh yeah.
It does look really refreshing.
It is.
And you guys don't have your baby.
Nope, nope, because it was a maybe.
You gotta bring your truck.
I have five.
Oh, there's gonna be a next time?
No.
No.
And then we all went back to the office together where we watched in awe as our ex-co-worker
sat on a commercial flight till next date.
That was the date.
That was it.
That was the date. Sorry, it. That was the date.
Sorry, that's the whole date.
So you went, didn't swim, pedophile.
Yes.
No swimming, no picnic on the beach.
Sweaty, pedophile.
Walking, a lot of walking.
No food.
It was a very long walk.
Tons of walking.
Yeah.
It was perfect.
Yeah, so I guess you could take me off the wheel.
That was a great date.
But don't we feel a lot closer?
Yes.
Did you actually talk, like get to know each other?
A little bit, yeah.
I rambled to them a lot.
There might be some deleted scenes you mentioning something
about a certain toe of yours.
Oh yeah.
No.
You didn't wear flip flops because you have one gross toe.
Whoa.
You have a bad toe?
Let's see it.
No.
It's like it just keeps piling.
Which foot's it on?
You said it's not worth fixing because it'll just get bad again
What a lot of holes in your is it crooked is it scabbed?
What are we talking about back in the day?
I used to hike a ton like a lot a lot hiking boots whatever and you get
Calluses on your feet that are pretty rough got a bunion
But you work hard for those you actually like them because then your feet don't hurt when you're hiking and doing stuff
You're like a billy goat you can be barefoot going up a thing which toes at all
but now I haven't done that in a long time, but one toe never went back to normal and so it's like
We're talking like I could tap it on something. It'd be like like it would sound like this
We're talking middle toe. We're talking
You're you have a toe that sounds like a dog walking on
linoleum yeah You're you have a toe that sounds like a dog walking on Lanolia yeah, it's like so callous on cement. It's disgusting. It's the big papa, too, right?
It's the big is it right color you said it just it'll it'll rip through a sock instantly like and you
Agreement it's not look at each other's feet. You've never seen Pat's feet. We don't look at each other
Do you look at your partner's feet? Yeah?
I like do not look at his other. Do you look at your partner's feet? Yeah I like
He's not looking I don't think I'll suck on them, but then I was just like why don't you go get it filed down?
Here's like it'll just come back and also who's gonna do that
I'm not gonna walk around with a bad toe the rest of your life
But then it's like if I start hiking again someday I'm gonna have to build that
You're gonna hike I don't know I mean that is the most Kate thing ever to be like, you got one gnarly toe.
It is gross.
Sorry.
That's pretty gross.
Yeah, I rarely wear a suit.
Oh, so can we see it?
Let me look at it and decide.
Yeah?
Okay.
All right, tell us.
But like, Kate, you didn't even wear a bathing suit to that date.
I had one in the car, I just...
It doesn't look so bad now, it's when it's dry.
Let one of us look and describe it. When it's what bad now it's when it's dry let one of us look
and what is what show Kyle when it's dry when it's dry sweaty now what's oh
my look Kyle look never mind let's not never mind this makes it look better
did you even take the sock down I did I looked at it for a second and I decided
no one's looking at my feet right now. Hey, you gotta get rid of it.
If you walked, we would hear it?
No, I'm just saying, it's so...
It's sort of fire?
Like you guys are perfect.
Hey, get rid of that toe.
Toes, the funny thing about toes
is they're collectively essential,
but individually dispensable, so.
Wow.
Oh, just get rid of the whole toe.
Get rid of the toe, yeah.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, maybe I could. That a really good point Kyle thanks Kyle
The rest of my feet are really really great. You know you get lost. I wish I would have brought trunks would we have swam
Yes, it was so high like was think I thought a cute little video be like what about holding hands
What about all the fish carcass well we go to the side They were a big leg there, but there was where we were was more head than saying a lot of fish heads
Yeah, very odd have you swam there before not at that beach?
But I go to the beaches all the time, but there were really like no swim signs
That was the date that was the date sorry no food
You know you said yesterday was my worst day
Was there a Seinfeld episode when Elaine was dating a homeless guy she couldn't figure out if he was homeless or not that was that
We're like do you have a house?
It was one of the freer dates. Yeah, right.
Yeah, I didn't spend the time.
Didn't bring any food.
Also, what was the mermaid statue just doing,
like, in all that grass and not taking care of at all?
Wow, I'm so glad you asked.
Did you see all those bricks, those big bricks?
They've been kept on school.
Did you see all the big big big bricks down there
these artists When we wait for them they went in the middle of the night and all them into the men's in 1986
Go to the men's bathroom
Damnit when she leaves every time
Every time
Well boys, what do you want to talk about?
Um.
Just a sec.
Okay, wait.
So in 1986.
Oh, EJ.
Me and Danny have heard this.
Right, but no one has.
Well wait, what about Kyle?
Do you care?
These artists went in the middle of the night, Kyle,
and they carved it in the middle of the night
out of a stone that was part of the wall there.
And the city was like, you can't just go carving statues
in the wall, so they took it away.
They put it in one of their storage facilities somewhere.
And people were like, no, we liked that mermaid.
So finally in 2013, they brought it back.
And now it has its own special spot.
And it's like called like the whatever shore mermaid.
There we go.
Yeah.
Big head.
Oh.
You're good, big head.
Really?
Wait, really?
You can look it up on Atlas Obscura.
Okay.
Which is, I was gonna.
I like that website.
You're.
Out of shape.
Pretty winded.
Pretty winded, yeah. Kate, I had a good time. And I like hanging out with you too. And Danny, I'm that website. You're? Out of shape. Pretty winded. Pretty winded, yeah.
Kate, I had a good time, and I like hanging out with you too.
And Danny, I'm so jealous you get to go
on every one of these.
Who's next?
Well, Malisak, I guess, if he ever comes back.
If he ever comes back.
Should we go to him?
Where is he right now?
Bulgaria?
He's somewhere over there.
Yeah, I guess we could.
But yeah, that was the date.
There should have been more to it, but things kind of fell apart.
It fell apart.
Piece by piece. Good book.
I would appreciate if you planned something for my date.
I would. She does.
It doesn't always go according to plan.
Ty, you used to have to grocery shop for Kate.
Well, I was going to do the gluten free for him.
And he said earlier in the week that he hadn't gone full under in the water yet this summer
So that was like you should have told me then we're swimming as a treat for you because you haven't done that
Yeah, you should have just told me we're swimming. There was more to it, but but
It's my fault. I don't need Nicky put more of I can be cut thing. No
Somebody else will have to
He's He's toasted The next date will be much more planned out haven't fell apart great and unless enough people are like she sucks
We don't want to see that anymore, and then I'll just you're locked in no
I think it's the point where we have to see yep. Yep. Do you think you could do worse a worst date?
Yeah, sure yeah, oh yeah for what more in oh?
No, no, no, no
Che told me to do it
Didn't look at me. I'm sitting underneath the desk. I'm a good man red-handed
I'm only gonna get damn we missed the moment. Yeah, it's over damn. You would have loved it
We could clip it shit three artists carved it in 1986 and then they got trouble
They took the statue away, but then they put it back in 2013 I
Have a date this weekend with him
Steven Che
We're going we're going golfing
What I don't know I
Don't know anything about how that's going to go. I don't know if he is good
I don't know if he's gonna think I'm good. I don't I don't know anything about how that's going to go. I don't know if he is good I don't know if he's gonna think I'm good. I don't I don't know
You lose a bet why do no he just asked me just off the cuff asked me
He said would you like to go play golf on Sunday? Yeah, I like Stephen Che getting into new sports. Yeah
He's very into baseball, but like we had a fun conversation today Danny you'd appreciate it
I came into the gambling cave and see you change just goes Why did the Cubs not keep Kyle Schorber? I was like, oh, this is fun. I heard that
Had to go through the whole thing with him Steven, can we ask how swimming is going? Oh
Even close so I have an update and I haven't shared this it's been about six weeks the pool that I
would go to which which I've, we've,
it's been a lot more intermittent because we couldn't get into the swim session, whatever.
Their pools are close for the summer, so.
Why are they close for the summer?
That makes, yeah.
That's the opposite of what they should do.
I have gone to like an outdoor pool, I think twice so far this summer, but laps have not been possible there
So you have not swim at all at 15.5
What's the goal?
Dude, I know this is prime swimming time
I mean this was predicated on me going to this one indoor pool every week which hasn't happened since like March
Are they just telling you it's closed?
No. Do you know?
No, they're doing construction on the pool.
Okay, you know what we're gonna do?
Camp Barstool's coming up.
Oh. Yep.
TJ, we're gonna have to get an episode down by the water.
All of us sitting in chairs down by the water
and have Stephen Chase just swim behind us
the entire time. This is your resolution.
You gotta take this seriously.
What is your goal?
100. 100, and you're at 15 15 laps
You're averaging a toe in the water per day
I've got it you don't even sweat you got it you got to do this his pace is a hundred laps will take him like
three and a half years
At the rate he's going
Hopefully he can get into the swim class in the next session and the pool is the pool
that we would go to.
And again, I'm not going to like a regular Olympic.
I'm going to a pool with my kids and I'm taking breaks sometimes and swimming a lap.
We need you to, Camp Arsenal, you're going to have to knock out like 40.
40?
Yeah.
We're going to do a yak where that dock will just set us all up on that dock and you'll just be behind us
The entire time swimming
It's gonna be great. Okay, maybe we can also have you tread water. Oh, yeah
I mean the my cardiovascular endurance is is what it is at 39. It's not good
So to get 40 laps out of me during one show is probably impossible
But we will we will try our best. What if the show just doesn't end until you do it
We might be there overnight brothers. We will be anyway
Brothers are we going a full week this time no, I think it seems like Tuesday to Thursday or Monday night
Yeah, I think we're doing the yak from there Friday. No. We're not anymore. Mm-hmm
Okay, we're gonna come back. That was a big reaction from that was a big
Oh
So with Che golfing golfing brings out the worst in a man right yeah, well, he's right
You know how to golf I do I'm terrible. I'll shoot a 110.
But will you get frustrated?
No, because I know I stink like I go probably like most people
like I I go to play golf to hit like two good shots.
If I if I do that, I'll be pretty happy but I haven't
golf since I moved out here.
So looking forward to I have a friend that's in town and
he is staying with a friend that's near Brandon and they wanted to golf at this club that's not far from him so I was like oh yeah
we needed a fourth so I was like oh perfect got a call guy who's into golf
and lives very close and has a buddy of mine so yeah let's do it. You taking him
for an Italian ice? It's not near there oh yes we certainly will go my buddy
that's staying with me. Wait so a buddy staying So you're not you're not taking cheap Steven Che golfing you're taking you take your name and oh
He's taking you yeah, you're going with three chief
Associates I know one I don't know the other guy, but yeah
I mean me and Brandon will ride in a car together and I'll be you know a group of us
We need to get some details. Yeah, you're outnumbered
And we good the caveat is that if it's like you know
Mid 90s or higher like it looks fine Brandon is oh, okay?
That you put that in the yes, that's that's in my bar stool contract
Why I didn't do the baseball yesterday. Yeah, you would have been in trouble. It was so fucking hot.
The high temperature right now for Sunday, 77 degrees.
Oh, wow.
That's it?
Wow.
And there's a cloud.
There's not a cloud.
Wow.
So that might be perfect.
That's Brandon Weather.
That's huge.
That's big time Brandon Weather.
What are you going to shoot?
So my last round was my best round of the summer.
I shot an 82. Holy cow. So probably about about a 90 because I've been going last week. You shot an 82 shot an 82
You go ball and cup. Yeah Wow. What's the alternative?
Just to get into like this close to giving yourself big gimmies. Yeah, I mean like yeah, there's guys who in fact
I say guys I missed two two two foot par putts, but anyway
Last week I shot at 88 and then followed up with a 105 so I anticipated I'll go like they're gonna get a handicap
I might start now yesterday yesterday as well urging so
Big cat have you talked behind the scenes to any of the two main characters of the week?
Yes, actually both really yeah the scenes to any of the two main characters of the week? Uh, yes. Actually both.
Really?
Yeah. Both.
How's it going?
Nidu was not, he just asked how many shirts we sold.
He said not a lot, but I'll give you some cash.
I don't care.
And then Rico I talked to this morning, he's doing well.
He's a lot of energy going towards this guy who died Barry and how he lied to him
You say he's doing well the bad thing that's happened to him this week is that somebody he said was on the no-fly list flu
Yeah, and then he called that man's sister very ugly, and that's what's happened to Rico this. Yeah, okay
It's not but it's not self-inflicted. No, I think too. I was thinking about it more
Last night. I think Rico really thinks that Joe Yanks isn't him
Like I think there's a chance. It's not him. That's no it a second person inside of him, but yeah
Yeah, right like I think he thinks that
Anything that tweeted from Joe Yanks you if you accuse that of Rico saying that he can he's like a hundred percent
That's not me. I believe that he believes that yeah, so wait is so Barry is a
Real and I didn't very I've been struggling with Barry's Barry a real person
The real person not just a burner like he taught just a burner
God is there an obituary for Barry? Is there an actual-
We might need to find if there's-
Alright, I'll ask Jerry.
Now, I was on a-
Me and Kyle were on a pod, and Danny with Tommy Smokes yesterday,
Tommy Smokes said he spoke to Rico
after the first blow up,
and he told Tommy to give him a recap
because he completely blacked out.
He blacked out.
So he asked for a recap of his own actions seconds after.
I believe that.
I believe it.
There's a chance when he's Joey Yanks, he doesn't.
Right, right.
So he could be Barry.
Like I think he thinks that he could just tweet
anything from Joey Yanks and someone be like,
hey you can't say that and he'd be like, I didn't.
I did not.
Joey Yanks said it.
Yeah. It's a complete alter ego. Be like hey, you can't say that and be like I didn't I did not Joe Yanks said it yeah
It's a complete alter ego. I think but I think in his it's a complete detachment get in here Barry Morris was he a real guy
Did you have you met him in person?
Did you ever talk to him?
No, but it she talked to him is it just a person that had a fake and on the phone as well why were you in with him because it was before the new do fight he was reaching out to me and to give you Intel his weaknesses yeah he
goes a lot of his anger now is just directed at Barry well Barry's dead I
know but Barry misled Rico in his dying days. So it was Barry that told Rico that.
He was on a no fly list.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, Barry was close with Rico and me.
Yeah.
And so we all talked, but how did Barry die?
COVID.
And chasing him to do.
Yeah, died chasing him, yeah.
So do you think he got the COVID
from being outside following?
Fucking Barry.
It's crazy. I'm trying to, I'm going from being outside following? Fucking Barry. It's crazy.
I'm trying to, I'm going through our text messages now with Barry.
I mean it's a lot.
And Barry was mad at me.
He's feeding me paragraphs.
Why was Barry texting you books?
Why was he mad at Nadu?
He was mad at Nadu because he just always said Nadu is like a habitual liar. Got it. And he hated liars. Got it
But yeah, I mean I'd have to like sit down and actually read because I don't really remember much
But I mean dude it is it is paragraphs and paragraphs from Barry of just everything. Was his real name Barry?
I don't think his real name was Barry, but it was Barry Morris on Twitter
Where's he from? So what if this person just killed the alter ego? Barry Morris on Twitter. Where's he from?
So what if this person just killed the alter ego?
Barry Morris is from California.
I think he lived in California.
How did you guys find out he died?
So he went dark on Twitter and text.
It just stopped posting.
So I think we just assumed.
You assumed he died.
Oh, this motherfucker's not dead. But listen assumed it was during COVID oh no and
because he died in 2020 so Barry could
still be alive Barry is alive he's not
he's not he would have and let's
probably go to some medicine we let you
do this no he's dead is there a chance
of Barry's Rico yeah no shot there's a
chance Barry's Jerry? Yeah, no shot. There's a chance Barry's Jerry. I'm sorry
He's probably the obvious boy healthier than ever now that he's out of your life. He was like he wasn't like
30s or old man. He was like he was hunting the dude from California. He was like six
How do you know he was there was not a 60 year old man hunting the dew from California. He was like 60s. How do you know he was 60s? There was not a 60 year old man hunting the dew from California.
I promised you it was.
Derry, no.
I heard his voice on the phone.
We had conversations on the phone.
Oh, you talked to him on the phone?
Yes, yes.
Ever FaceTime?
No FaceTime, none of that.
He was in his 60s and he was in the hospital.
Will there be any other?
He was in the hospital?
I remember, listen, the only thing I remember,
it's so far back, is he was in the hospital
and then it went
dark, completely dark.
Twitter and text went dark.
It was it.
It was over.
So we just assumed it was during COVID and it just was over.
He died.
Will there be any other reason he stopped talking to you?
Zero.
No.
Listen, let's read the last text message.
When was your last text with him?
He said-
March 28, 2022.
He says, I'll tell you something that I can't post publicly
My former business partner for 16 years in LA owned several businesses
One of which was a private car service that catered exclusively on the Hollywood elite
Let's just say Will Smith was shuttled around often with a company, but that company was never another
But that company was never another woman one of the worst
kept secrets in town guy chose to live a false public
Okay, let's not let's not the fuck is happening. Oh my god. That was the last one. Yeah
But that's probably bad to me. No, it's all right. But yeah, we don't need all right. So that was March 28th, 2022
So I followed up May 8th. Why was he telling you that?
Yeah, I don't know
I don't know at the end. He just said fuck Will Smith, but I
Followed up in May 8 2022. Hey Barry haven't seen you on Twitter. How are you?
Nothing nothing and that's death
You think that's dead
Okay, we have breaking what this message was read on May 8th, 2022
It says red so then text him right now really breaking Jerry that happened years ago say Barry. Are you are you alive? It's green
So maybe oh, he's definitely dead over. No because he would have no dude dude he would have pull up his Twitter don't you guys have?
TJ can pull up his Twitter
Barry more we're very very deep right that an actor Brandon. Would you know like I said, I don't know who that is I
Think his Twitter is deleted probably an actor. Yeah, no we have it right here Jerry. Yep. That's the logo
That's the Barry logo no no no I think that
Barry Robert Conrad Barry okay messages
That would go with the thing that he's older if that's wait, that's him. Well. Yeah, yeah, that's him. That's him. That's him. Oh, that's just
Yeah, when's his last post
2022 April May so he was alive April 20 24 April 24. Okay, let's go to
obituaries at late April
That's not his name right but there is a Barry Morris obituary from 2021 no he was alive
It couldn't have been Barry Morris
It couldn't have been. Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to find out
He's dead. There's no there was no reason for him to go dark on we're this far into this rabbit hole
Just because this guy told Rico that he's on a fly list and he wasn't on a no fly list and then he died
Maybe he just stopped using no no, there, there's no way. He was too deep into everything.
I could be at the ring.
Maybe that was the problem.
He's sending you oceans of information.
I'd love to go through it.
What else was he telling you?
I don't know. We're going to look through it now.
Has any of his information proven to be true?
I could be doing a rewatch.
I'd have to read it, Nick. I'd have to...
I'd have to read it. I don't want to make you do that. I'd have to read it Nick. I'd have to yeah, I'd have to read it
And I don't want to make you do that That's tough
Tough for any man. You have can you search no fly list?
I'd love to see the original text
Yeah, so was it Barry that told you and you know no Barry never told me no fly list
Barry was just feeding me pictures of inside Nadu's apartment.
All this.
Why?
Inside?
He actually went across the-
Barry was Nadu!
He was inside Nadu's apartment?
No, Barry was not Nadu.
No way!
Wait, how did he get pictures of the inside of the apartment?
No, from like the, not physically Nadu specific apartment.
It was the building.
He was like, oh this is what it looks on the inside
I think he's giving you like a blueprint. Yes of everything like seal team six or what some of bin Laden's compound, dude
I'm telling replicating it. He died fighting. He you think Rico hates Nadeau
This I probably went to therapy this guy hated to do so much. Yeah, he's living a happy life
Therapy this guy hated to do so much. He's living a happy
This guy's wife found his phone like you need to stop yeah, like I still don't get he's a lot he's dead There's just no way
There's just no way he wouldn't have went dark like this Nick
Can we can you text Rico and see if that we can we can get him on just to ask him where?
Like what Barry did he ever talk to him on the phone like yeah, I knew Barry first you or Rico
Rico knew Barry first and then and Rico didn't fight in a do and then we I fought in a do and then before the whole fight
He was just we got in contact through text and did he live long Rico Rico sent Barry to me
Did you did Barry live long enough to see you beat in a do?
Rico sent Barry to me. Did you did Barry live long enough to see you beat Nidu?
He must have no April December what's what April May June July August? Yeah, he did
That would have been a tragedy. Yeah. Yeah. No, he lived long enough to that was one of the best fights of all time Oh, dude generational Tyson Holy
But this this guy man, he's dead I'm telling you there's no way.
Was Nidu very aware of Barry?
Yes, I think Nidu definitely was.
But you're not sure about COVID.
It was around COVID time.
I was saying he was older.
Just a time period.
But like Nidu is a powerful man.
He probably died of a-
Makes one phone call.
He probably had a brain parasite.
Yeah.
Could have done that too. It had to have been carbon monoxide. What else is he feeding you throughout this? Yeah, brain parasite
Had to have been carbon monoxide what else is he feeding you throughout this is it all about one thing or
No, has he ever sent you a photo where you can like see no he's I'll look right now Do you ever have a text that wasn't about to do?
conversation
Will Smith
Will Smith. Will Smith.
Um.
This is a great mystery.
Yeah, I-
Cause he started this whole thing.
Right, and so if we get to the bottom of this, maybe
there's no reason for
Rico to dislike Nadu.
Oh.
Well, he wants, Nadu did want to support Blackjack Fletcher.
That's true.
No, it's all Nadu in here. Everything's gonna do
And do we know what to do did to bury I?
Don't think to do did anything to bury
Yeah, I really don't think the dude did anything to bury I
Think it's just like okay like everybody has that one account that no no no
You know pictures of the inside of you there's not an account that I'm chasing that will kill no not chase
You're chasing everybody has that one person in their Twitter DM or comments on everything like your pieces. Oh, you suck
Everybody has that one fucking guy
You suck. Okay, alright. Everybody has that one fucking guy.
Barry was Nadu.
Barry was, he ate a Nadu.
And he died fighting
for him to die. But he died.
So Nadu what?
100%. Barry's dead. Did Barry want Nadu
dead? 100%.
100%
Nadu didn't even know what was going on.
I'd have to go through the text.
He went to his apartment? This makes me want to know what would you like?
What if we find out who this guy is and like bring you to his wife his widow had haters
I did know that your your late husband had a
died fighting against the do
This guy had no idea this is going on the whole time when when when when was it doing it was his last post?
April you said right yeah, what's March April? Yeah marches before it bothers me you keep having to do that
What you keep having to count?
April 24th, okay, that was it and what's that April 24th?
Okay, that was it. What's that April 24th?
Is like one of his last things was when you when you can please give me a call I've got some disturbing news about Jeff that could jeopardize the entire fight
I can't verify it yet, but you may be able to if it's true. It'd be a bombshell
God damn this guy was obsessed
This is crazy how obsessed it was this guy probably went and got help
They're like you have to get rid of you have to cut ties. He's dead. He's dead
God rest then he was you he was he was you're not me you somebody
But I talked to my not a real living man zero percent chance. It was Rico
Zero zero not very damning one do you agree with my I heard his voice on the phone do you agree with what my take that Rico doesn't think that
Joe Yanks is him
So when he tweets from Joe Yanks, he's like that's actually not me. Oh, that's another person hundred right in his head. Yes
No, it's him. But yeah, you're right. He doesn't think it's like when you news like you tweeted this he's like no
I didn't yeah, no Yanks did that right yeah hundred percent. He's completely disassociated with his burner
They'll never become friends right?
Joe Yanks and friend friendly no lovers, maybe
Yeah
Send the video
Yeah, they do us in that Latina video right so would you like to
be a an emissary and an intermediate would you want to see the video yeah why
not I just want the moment of Nadeau getting off the plane I don't want all
the backstory and all the layers to the onion everything we peel off just sucks
a little bit but no it's like the thing is I think it's fascinating it's so
nonsensical that we're trying to find some semblance of sense.
Oh!
Rico?
What's up?
We're about to go to practice. You got the services?
Yeah, where are you?
In here, babe? Are you practicing in 1958?
We're going to practice.
He's gone.
There's no reason for him to go dark though. Is that like textbook catfish behavior Rico?
You're right.
Catfish.
Hey, we're trying to get to the bottom of this Barry guy.
Yeah, what's up?
How did you first interact with Barry?
No, I found them because I was doing research
Okay, but then how did you start texting with Barry? I didn't text them Jerry called him. I never
I just read his news wait so wait, but he's the one who told you that
Never sign a login on the account stop doing that. Oh someone's fucking with us somebody in the building doing it
Rico
Yeah
Barry was the one who told you there was a no-fly list
He tweeted it yeah, so you just read it off a random person's Twitter, and then you took it as fact oh
Yeah, I mean look pretty credible
Do we have the original Barry no why was what made it look credible I?
Had his name on there. It said you know I don't Barry
He was pretty tapped in anything he was doing Barry was like I will say that he was tapped in
He was he tapped into the point where he could be Jeff himself
No, I don't know are you certain he's dead Rico
Yeah on good authority. He's dead who told you that
We're caught in a loop we're in a dead loop here
Oh, we're caught in a loop. We're in a dead loop here.
Jerry's your source for Barry's death?
But also a guy like Barry, he's so committed to it.
Exactly, Rico.
What if he saw a therapist?
What if he saw a therapist?
No, but he don't stop tweeting for five years.
Barry's been on the lam now for five years.
But it's a burner account. Yeah
but
Why what's Jerry saying he's dead I know he's dead. Yeah, definitely dead Jerry's I used to think
What I
Used to say God rest his soul, but he I mean he lied and fucked me so like whatever I don't know know if he lied I think you just why did you take him as fact?
He was gone he was on to stuff and read his stuff he's pretty tapped in but like what has he done
What has he told you that was factual?
That he's an attention whore like
You should. Oh, Jeff.
Jeff spends a lot of time denying that he's on the government no-fly list.
Maybe, maybe not, for what it's worth.
Truthfinder.com?
That doesn't even...
That doesn't list his name.
Yeah, this doesn't...
It doesn't...
That doesn't say anything.
Wait, this says that he's...
Wait, can we zoom in? Rico Rico you might have just made this something
Doesn't say anything it says if Jeffrey Nadu
Do a four steps completed
Rico this isn't even close to you skim this like six years ago
Yeah, oh, I got information
He said I'm out. I'm out in La. This is um
Sometime in 2022. I'm out in La going to head back to my adopted home in the state of Texas soon
I was born in New York City if I get a chance to go back East will definitely grab lunch
So born in New York City lived in Texas
Now then lived in LA week. That's good information
Now then lived in LA week. That's good information
Those are the three of the biggest places in the world ever know his real name Rico
No, it's better that way. Yeah, I call them Barry to and everything
Yep, live by the code die by the code who's at this practice What uh Rico who's at practice Oh. Yeah, hold on. Very slow.
Rico, who's at practice? It's internal, internal matter.
We're getting ready for the 28.
Yeah, I know, but is the whole team there?
Yeah, we're good.
Is your coach there?
No, I think he's got some stuff going on,
but he'll be there.
OK.
What do you mean?
I saw the news?
break pad and crutches
Yeah, it's all right. I mean next man up. You know we'll figure it out. That's a big blow to the team
How many guys you got on the roster now?
six oof
oof
Can't have any more injuries
No, who's on the team now? You, Marty,
Jetski, Steve Romano. Okay.
Bob's in Romano, yeah.
Great.
Wow.
Okay. Alright, well thank you Rico.
I don't think we got anything.
This is...okay thank you.
You got nothing.
So...
So wait, Gary, you have the phone number. Yes, that's what I'm doing now to try to find is so Rico Rico found this guy online
Yeah, gave him to
Jerry correct Jerry then became the authority on Barry
Yes, and then passed off information to Rico who then took it as all fact
Yeah, which part that's a Jeff and it like it would be Jeffrey like it would I?
Didn't say that didn't say that he was on a new fly list at all
No, no there are people DMing a no bit too area of the same name from the same place you were saying
I don't know if it's true. You're saying this guy was old. I was picturing 40 or 50 said he died. He was 75
I told you he was in his 60 at old 20 22 though. There's just no way this yeah, very close to 22 death what was the date?
21 oh is it let me see 21 no no way it can't be him at 21
His phone number is not even popping up on Google. It just says nothing
How old was buried you think I think he's in his 60s?
60s yeah, I mean not this this one that someone sent me says may 2022. No, that's a common name in California
That's not him. Okay. Wait wait go back go back to that but still 60s to be hating like this is great
Why do you hate this may 20? It's a good mystery. I'm actually yeah
This is a great mystery this whole thing is cuz I'm random guy
It's a burner account that said something Rico wanted to be true and wasn't true.
And now we're here five years later because a guy got off a plane and threw Rico's world
into a tizzy.
But I don't...
What the fuck are we doing?
I don't regret any of it.
It was incredible.
It's fascinating.
It was incredible.
But it's a really unique look into these really sick people's heads.
Yeah.
The ends justify the means.
I had a great time.
I'm not rolling out Barry was Rico.
I think Barry was Nadu.
Barry was not a 60 plus year old guy who went to chase Nadu.
But he was older.
I talked to him on the phone.
How old would you guess?
What did his voice sound like? Six. Did he leave you a vo how How old is six did he leave you a voice filter on?
60 is crazy. What were you talking about on the phone?
They see your old don't even like have Twitter accounts. No, I definitely was he talking on a soundboard
Why can't we just look up the numbers there's something we could pay for to get the name yeah white pages
White pages yep
Which take that with a great assault but quick sent me this clip from an old
rundown of an ad talking about no fly list I have most my friends are in
prison but I'm not I'm not on the fucking no fly list I mean you are
An older man, I have no idea never even seen this call is coming from inside the house Oh my god, I'm Brandon Walker is Barry Morris. No flyless. I mean you are
Man been a one-point may have been on one point. May have been on one point.
Well he said he may have been.
Can you come off the no-fly list?
I was off it previously, on it previously.
I'm off now. I can fly now.
Is this a directed mission?
What?
What the fuck was that?
He just went out and tweeted his story?
It just settled everything.
What are we doing? Angus Webb.
Huh.
This is true.
He might...
You can get off the no-fi, yeah?
I don't know.
Was he saying that for street cred purposes?
Yeah, probably.
Look! Look!
Oh.
Owner of this phone number, what are the initials?
What are the initials?
B asteriskisk M asterisk
Oh shit!
His name was Barry Morris
Is his real name?
And where's the obituary from 22? Can we pull up the obituary?
He's alive then
No it was 2022 but it was May
No that was, yeah
It said 2021 didn't it?
Yeah this is him
Wait, it says age 75 wait
Holy shit wait wait wait so the timeline though
How would that be possible he went dark in May of?
Yeah, not a 2021
So it's all real I I just sent it. It's all fucking real
75
He went dark May 8 2022
Is it all real? Oh?
2022 yeah, this is Barry. It says he died May 29th 2020. Yes. I'm telling how do you die? How do you die? Holy?
Okay, wait hold on hold on hold on
Hold on 1946 that's
Do we see the obituary his Twitter was Barry be Morris, this is Barry P. Well that he was smart
No one would ever be able to figure it out
to get one on a paper trail. Yeah.
No one would ever be able to figure it out.
He's got no vision.
Oh, there's no story or anything.
Two candles have been lit.
He died alone.
Oh my god.
Chasing to do.
This has to be him.
The timeline is just.
That's crazy.
All right, so now we look up Barry Paul Morris.
Of Redding, California.
What the fuck
All right, don't buy it you still don't buy it I don't believe that a 70 plus year old man was doing this I
Don't know my dad lurks hard on Twitter these days
Okay, let me ask you something a Facebook popped up Barry Burel Paul Morris
What is that what the B is that Steve maybe it's gotta be oh my god. He has two middle names
Paul's confirmation name
Brandon are you not like I don't know I'm just so confused. I think
Something's it's a bar. It's getting deeper. It's a burner account that got attributed to a guy.
Damn, I can't find it.
And this guy has like, it looks like not a lot of,
love, like he was lonely.
Yeah, he was alone.
He was just chasing Nadu, his only.
Nadu gave him like purpose.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. Well, purpose. Oh my god. Oh my god
How oh my god, what's the genesis of what would Nidu have done to make it was Nidu actually on the I
Don't know what to believe anymore. I think we gotta go to California to like
Man to like dig his body up or something. You might have to dig his body up. Oh man. Shit.
We gotta contact a funeral home maybe, right?
From years ago? But what would they...
I don't know. They're not gonna have anything for us.
There's only two candles lit on
his website page too. You can't
collect who lit the candles. By me and Rico.
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Love shit like this
It's so good the internet's a crazy place to where you can it's so good. It's so ridiculous
It's ridiculous, but now I'm very confused. There's a dead guy in California who sent Jerry and Rico on a wild goose chase.
But again, the original tweet didn't say Jeff Nadu was on the no-fly list.
He's a skimmer. He's a new skimmer.
Right, so he didn't really send him on there. He just tweeted,
what if Nadu was on the no-fly list?
Correct.
But then Nadu didn't really help his case.
No, he kind of admitted it.
I think he was leaning into it.
He kind of wanted to for the street credibility.
Yeah.
Well, can we ask Nadu if he was ever on the no-fly list?
Can we ask him that now?
Big cat owes him like 35 bucks, so I don't know.
He's gonna be cranky.
I don't know
He's gonna be cranky
Huh, this is sinister stuff I'm on his Twitter skimming. What are you seeing? It was daily daily tweets about Jeff Nadu
Yeah, that's that's like that's mentally ill
Okay, you're making too much noise. He might have just chosen a name.
Right.
But that wouldn't how would that line up with when the account stopped waiting and when that guy died?
Yeah, right.
That obituary's timing is pretty crazy.
And I also I do like the fact that Jerry attributes every single death in 2021 to coven
Burner accounts in the burner account world they're icky. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of it's horrible things that come very stupid
Yeah, have you ever had one?
Me no, I have
Young some Bob that's a good one
Human that's really good cuz I figured that was better to actually have a real human. Do you still have access? Yeah, okay? Mm-hmm
Yeah, you know I think I feel bad about myself Think that's the root of it. Yeah, no, I think I'd feel bad about myself.
I think that's the root of it, yeah.
That's okay.
Well, TJ, are people asking about the tweet you sent us?
Yeah.
Okay, we can pull it up.
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I'll let Dave just talk about it. All right, fair enough, but yeah
There's been things in the works for a while. We'll see
Dean on network There's been things in the works for a while. We'll see. Cha-ching! Oh!
Dean on network.
Does it affect anybody in this room?
Well, we're on the college football show, are we not?
Mm-hmm.
Alright.
Always get your statements ready.
Why?
What?
I don't know what, I don't know what I don't know
I assume they got an unnamed show today or tomorrow or tomorrow to assume
Just be yourself
Alright fine. I will
What's that gonna do to Brandon's ego if Brandon's oh, it's gonna be a problem
We talked about this some some time ago, I thought I thought it was I thought it wasn't happening. Then it's
back. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, there goes my whole
summer. Well, no, it's a panicking football. Oh, the
panicking part. Yeah, you don't need to panic. All right. Or
you panicked about just more work. I welcome that.
Yeah!
Just more work.
Speaking of, if anybody wants to-
More work for the boys.
If anybody wants to produce more cowbell, it's still available.
More work for the boys.
Still trying to do that?
Still trying to do it.
Yeah, Jake wants to do it bad.
Just add some more work on the plate.
Fine.
We'll be fine.
File it on.
File it on.
We'll be fine.
Yeah.
I gotta justify this nine-figure salary. We'll be fine
About time you said it wait nine figures. He's getting he's cutting side deals
I could get real into college football some people that we're working with getting bags from brand partners really yeah
What you mean Jack Max a kadoba sponsor a partner? I believe wait. Just did you say Qdoba?
You do ba how do you say it?
Codoba I think it's cute oba. It's a cue right the queue is
That could be a cook. You know, but a queue is some ice. How do you know oba?
You know, but what would be quad over? No, it's cute oba
Cued oba. Yeah, he's right. Cued oba. No cue. There's that said car cute. I said Codoba You just said Codoba stupid fucking fuck. Yeah, he's right. Cue doba. There. Cue. There's that. You said cuh.
Cue doba.
I said cuh doba?
You just said cuh doba.
You stupid fucking idiot.
Oh fuck, yeah, cuh doba.
He's a cuh doba guy?
I think he's a cuh doba guy now.
Shoot.
That's pretty sick.
Well deserved.
Yeah, I think it's.
I need to respond to more emails about that
because I don't.
Why don't we just get Jack Mack
to do all the Barry looking?
Oh.
Oh.
He should be on Jack Mack. right. He's this is his back
Absolutely figure out the Barry situation. Do has said he was never on the flight no fly list so he was
He lied on the run down. He was leaning into it imagine. I was leaning into it. I think I don't remember that at all
I don't remember that shirt. Oh you don't know what shirt. Oh, you don't know what shirt was it?
That was a that was like a transition period for you. Yeah, you were kind of feeling yourself out
Was that right before my my vacation in Chicago that lasted three years wasn't that long?
You're still taking trips to Chicago, yeah
Yeah, I'm razing every now and then.
I started looking for whatever reason. I got curious about the South suburbs today.
Started looking at houses out there and everything.
I was like, my life would have been a lot better
if I'd have settled there.
Downers Grove?
I was looking at Frankfort.
You could have gone to Indiana.
Timley Park.
Indiana would have been better.
I don't know why I chose to go all the way to Wisconsin.
Well, you fell in love with that house you saw
and you didn't look at any other places.
I did, and then I was looking at houses today
and substantially cheaper and bigger,
and I was like, god damn it.
Just move.
The ones I looked today were Frankfurt.
That'd be pretty funny if you moved away from your mom.
It would still be.
Two hours away.
I think it'd be funny if I moved back to Mississippi right now. I wouldn't think that's funny. We got the potential Fox Sports
deal. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. It's big news. I don't know if Dave's going to release anything.
If you guys are involved, I'm proud of you. Yeah, that's really cool. It's a big deal. Big if. Big if.
Don't forget us when you're on TV.
Get ready to greet new men.
Which, the DAP or no DAP conundrum
is destroying the spirit of white men across the world.
We gotta figure out what it's gonna be.
This guy's a pro.
It's gotta be DAP, right?
I also had a take the other day that was,
some people accused me of being a misogynist. What'd you say?
It was we did the Mount Rushmore of embarrassing moments, and I said
Anytime I have to shake a woman's hand. Yeah, it's never natural. I never know what to do
Yeah, a woman one-armed hug
And I want to clarify, we're not talking
about strictly business.
Like a strictly business, like meeting someone
who's coming through, that's fine.
But we're talking about non-business, goodbyes.
Like I've done high fives, and that's brutal.
Oh, that's the worst.
Brutal.
Don't do a high five.
Like a social nightmare scenario would be, there's, say's the worst. Brutal. Don't do a high five. Like a social nightmare scenario would be there's, say,
three girls.
You know two of them.
They get the hug.
Third one, you don't know.
You're still going to hug her, even though it
might be too aggressive.
Correct.
I've done the handshake sucks, but it's
better than like a fake hug.
The side hug, I think, is the move.
Yeah, but it's still like, then what if that's not?
Correct.
And like just maybe this was the misogynist part
Like I do feel like I will crush their hands if I have to handshake. It's always slimy and there's some yeah
Sometimes the awkward from one awkward one foot away wave yours like yeah, yeah the handshake guy handshake guy handshake guy
What is your hat hold a kid?
What okay?
Fuck why did I?
Arms amputated notice you didn't have a toddler one arm, but I don't have a kid
What do you don't have a kid around you grab somebody else's kids those?
In what scenario is this happening where your family's not present what what most of it works all everywhere
Where else would you meet a woman he travels oh?
You know a lot of my family
What the fuck you've never been around a woman office and then
What the fuck you've never been around a little office and then
Yes, you have been around any of them without your family told you a thousand times Kate is a woman
Well, I'm not like outside of this office like Jay. That's not true. That can't be true that I would greet
Yes, I love TJ facial. I don't think I have
Yes I love TJ face. I don't think I have Yes When you're in like Tampa, you're gonna meet you're gonna meet a woman
Yeah, the Bucks PR woman is taking me meet Tom Brady or something. Okay. Yes, right
So that's my friend Jill and how did you get how did you greet her?
Hug yeah, okay, so not a handshake
It's embarrassing a woman's like like meeting for the first time is brutal
What's kid down Danny? I'm with you. I do the close wave. Yeah, what if Jill had her homegirl with her?
What would you do?
Hugs you would hug her as well one arm hug guys it's up to them
It's over quarter there any women on the court woman handshake one arm hug is a woman handshake
But we're saying that could be a little too aggressive if you're put a woman on put any woman on the on the court
Well, I was gonna say I was thinking about what I do. Here comes one. I do this a lot. Like hand here and I go like almost like a
Japanese bow. So you're awkward too. No, no. Of course she is. That's me. I'm taking the
heat off the guy. I'm being like, I show like hey I'm like... A Japanese bow is awkward.
And I go like this. I'm getting Japanese bow? A Japanese bow is the worst. Japanese bow is awkward. I'm getting Japanese bow? Japanese bow is the worst.
Japanese bow.
We're not Asian.
I didn't even know that was an option.
This is making it easier for you guys.
You're coming up to me like I don't know what to do and I'm already like don't worry about it.
I'm in here and I'm just gonna say hello.
You're already running away from me already.
It's so weird because the girl that you don't know, she would see you hug a girl you do know.
And then you, but shaking hands feels so weird.
I feel vindicated.
Right? Oh my god that was a great pick. Yeah. I shake dudes hands and weird. I feel vindicated right. Oh my god. That was a great pick
Yeah, I shake dudes hands, and I don't feel weird about I always feel weird
I feel weird about it every time put her there
I did a high five this week because like the handshake supposed to be like firm
It's almost like a little battle. I'm gonna pretend. You don't know me
I'm from the good the cracker company, and I'm oh
The cracker company and I'm oh
Wait wait wait wait is Tommy here today. Oh, I was gonna say you put him in your arms. All right
Okay, okay the bow. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I'm scared I touched your butt crack.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.
I don't have a butt crack.
COVID was kinda great,
because it was just automatic.
Correct.
Fist pound.
Yes, yes.
We're all on the same page.
Let's become a big fist pound guy.
Why did you slap me on the ass?
You can set the...
I got to lock in a move.
We gotta lock in a move.
Are you okay?
Well, I got two moves.
Man to man, we have to pick one.
Man to man, I got two moves.
If I don't know you, it's a fist pound.
If I know you a little bit, or maybe it's like a guest
coming in, it's a dap and half hug.
OK, but what do you do with it?
Start the fist pound with me.
What do you do in this situation?
Like this.
I stay strong.
You stay there.
I stay strong.
You don't, because then you would open up,
and then I would fist pound.
No, no, no.
I stay strong.
You've got to stay strong.
Rock beats paper.
OK, all right. No, that's wrong. Can you tell the... Unless we're playing tie RPS.
Tell men right now we're deading the handshake. We're gonna decide it right now? Yeah, I'll tell
you exactly. You stand up. I'll tell you. There's a time and place for a handshake. Well, big cat,
I think you have an authority on a good group of men. What is it? We're not doing handshakes.
What if it's at a funeral? You can't fist pound can't first? No, there's a time and place for a handshake
Kyle's the woman in the situation. Oh, he's a man a woman. I would just not even yeah
That's clean that's it. That's it. Well. What if he's not what he doesn't know that's what you're doing
Oh, if you do if you were assertive
People follow the half hugs a lot for a guy. You're just meeting all say no
Default half hug is like a no hug. What about like just like a significant others father
That's a handshake. That's a handshake. That's a handshake definite no matter the circumstance
That's a nuttap. Kate's already touched
We should bring back oh, yeah, should we do nuttap week on the yeah? Oh, yeah?
Oh free rain nuttaps that you can't get mad
I'm saying at some point. We should do nuttap week
You just have to randomly start it and we'll follow from there there will be a Monday at some point
We're all nuttapping this game on we'll try from there. There will be a Monday at some point where I'll nut tap and it's game on.
We'll try to get Kade on up like Bethany Hamilton.
I'll send an email.
We'll do nut tap week for the whole office.
Whole office?
Not the whole office.
That's crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't give some of these guys.
Yeah.
Some of these guys will destroy testing.
Isn't our main HR person here today?
Yeah.
Kim, she's great.
Come on in, Kim.
I'll ask her.
I'm sure we can. Nut tap week. Do we do a point system. We get her in here
I want to talk about the sexual harassment training are we all banding together and not doing it ah
I panic. I it's too long. I'm not doing it, but I'm not banding together with anyone. You have to do it for you
No, I'm just not doing it, but I'm I'm going in
grandfather in rules
Well, how does that parcel sports was all men okay?
Back in the day of course you were excited clown me for not even probably fucking printed it out and put it on his refrigerator
Yeah, look at this. I got a you took notes. Yeah, I was going out to people and telling them
I heard a rumor you didn't do the sexual harassment training
It was a nice little guy I got going
You shouldn't have to do it because you don't talk to women yeah without your family
Steven you should actually you should you should do it for hire
Chad training, oh, it's unskipped woods. It's I know be like room under box
You can't do it up. You can't have another tab open. What's the price? I think it's like two and a half hour What's the price? It's very long. Well, yeah, I'm a pride. Hey, I'll pay you. I'll pay somebody to do it
I think 150 is reasonable just set up. Yeah, I did 200 like a lemonade stand for sexual harassment sexual harassment
150 bucks Get sir show up with your laptop handed to Jay that's in the cash
And be like all right. I'll see you in three hours
He just sits there just
The guy will never will never even look at a woman again
Fuck
Morris man
Can we think it about us? No, just keep thinking about oh my god
Keep somebody needs to get into that Twitter. Yeah, yeah do the oh hi
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So you said girls can dab too?
I don't think that's true.
They dab each other. I dab when guests come in here and I see their dabbing, I'm I don't think that's true. They DAP each other.
I DAP when guests come in here and I see their DAP in I'm like oh fuck and I do it.
Girls?
No I've DAP dudes.
Oh we get a lot of DAPs on the show so you just DAP right along?
I DAP right along.
Yep.
I do a side hug or a DAP or a DAP.
I don't know that I've ever noticed a person come in here and been like oh wow Kate blew
that.
So I guess you do pretty good.
I've had a couple that got retweeted they were so snappy there's a couple men she's
blue like snappy daps yeah it could be a few so what do we do for girls for the
nuttap week titty twisters probably the opposite of what we should do you got
you got a point no this is for girls to do to one another oh I want to include
that you could see where the confusion I thought you were going to do it to all the girls. Well I was gonna, I
purposely kept it vague to see your reaction first. That could be during a Danny
Smokes Week as well. I think you do one of these that you do to like to Danny
Bear. Scoop dunk. Why does it sound like blinds going on? It's like Eddie and the Target. It's almost my skin fold. Danny, when
the Beach house starts
and you will be going from Thursday to Sunday
or something like that, maybe I don't have the exact...
I'll be gone every Thursday and Friday.
Okay, on Mondays through Wednesdays when you're here,
will you be Danny Smokes or will you go back and forth
between comrades? Great question.
I think it'll be hard to separate the two.
So August is just gonna be Smokes Month.
It's looking like it, maybe even the the week leading up I also was thinking of something in the two-hour car ride to Juliet yesterday
If you don't fuck I'm gonna be mad yeah got it. It's just a direct order of the has to fuck
Yeah, that's actually direct order. I'm not saying it has to be someone in the house
Mm-hmm, she got a fuck, but you must fuck at the Jersey Shore
I'm gonna party fight and fuck in no particular order.
Okay.
But I don't want you coming back every week and being like,
I didn't, I know, I don't kiss in town.
Sounds exactly like him.
I don't kiss in town.
I haven't met the right one yet.
Danny, just fuck.
No, I want you coming back with, like, that, we, we, we fuck till the room stank.
We're gonna smell your dick.
No.
Wait, yeah, wait, Monday morning starts with a crud check. It's sweet. Or a crud check in your penis. Smell, it, it, it smelled like a dog died in the room stank. We're gonna smell your dick. Wait, yeah, wait, Monday morning starts with a crud check.
Or a crud check in your penis. It smells like a dog died in the room. I can't shower till Monday.
Yeah. Oh yeah, you'll get it all. Look, whatever happens, I'm gonna put my guard completely down,
which I don't usually do. So I will kiss and tell and maybe even fucking tell I yeah you have to if you're not coming back with an
east coast mucus on you dude it's a direct order to fuck if he doesn't maybe
some people tag their blogs Danny Conrad as a virgin oh alright Steven I
already said I was gonna do it I went to highs and lows of this company last
couple weeks ago I was like some macho man. Then yesterday. I'm getting wait. When were you a virgin?
Everyone was saying that's the picture you were painting in your head when we were in you you walking in every day
being like
Only when the sunglasses
Glasses came on we were all whispering there goes macho man Danny right Danny nobody there goes so oh fuck Danny
Do you understand what we think of you? Mm-hmm. It's not that
Also, do you realize now that big cat is telling you you have to fuck that means you have to you can't play off like failure
Like I wasn't even trying correct. You don't gotta tell me twice correct. Hey, it's kind of about the long game
So stay patient and I'm allowed to say this because I didn't take the section
Stay patient and I'm allowed to say this because I didn't take the sexual
I'm playing the ignorance is bliss car fuck him
Did you see that that if you google Danny comrades name yeah, yeah,. Love it. You're up on him. No, he being a virgin
You know can I tell you guys a little secrets kind of sad? Yeah, I
Missed you so much. I made Stephen give me recap email
He was giving me recap emails of the shows. That's really tough cuz I was like I feel so out of the loop
I was like you need to just give me spark notes on every episode
He'd send me a full how long were they pretty long? Pretty pretty pretty thorough then Steven wrote a blog saying Danny Conrad ain't a virgin
And then that ended up becoming the third result total those keywords
Oh, there's now there's just a bunch of links with virgin attached to my name on my first page Google
Well, you are all still independently blogging. I might need him to bring that back anybody can reach out to Carl
You uh you have an easy way to
to disprove this. You're right. Make that room stank. On camera. Make that room stank.
Like like dead fish. But if it's like the last day and you still haven't are you willing to
willing to what? To do take do whatever it takes I'm gonna fuck
I want that thing smelling like a dog shelter what what are we talking?
Spain neuter factory
The sex you've been around I think you just want me to fuck a dog
What's with the dog
It's not really working
Like Steve Carell, it's like a bag of sand yeah
Have you only fucked at pause?
First one I was kind of with
What do we mean here?
What if I fuck a girl in a fuck wait?
wrong
If I fuck a girl and doesn't smell like a dog in the room after my still good no
Let's keep a bag of kibble in the corner my room Wow
Accurate odds well, I think yeah, that's exactly right because I have a feeling
You might bring a girl back to your room, but I think you would be like hey
Can we just like take this I have to get a room first? I'm on the couch right now
That's true figure that out
I think it's key that you fuck in the second week because you're not gonna have the conference fucking the first week
It's not about the comp and if it gets to the last week
You're not gonna be able to fuck you got a fuck in the middle because
Challenge except you can't do a buzzer beater fuck you don't have that in you no
Cuz then you'd never you probably never see her again you'd I know you
You don't know what you fuck you bought you're you're bound to that person until they cut it off like a
Like a what brand
And now you also have to worry about the fact that like we could have
Paid a prostitute to fake like you it's always a possibility you on the entire time your your brain is just going
Yeah, I should be drinking on every episode
Danny does
to me
By the way those are the other one
I wanted you guys take on the did the Mount Rushmore things people don't care about
Mm-hmm, which is a good one speaking of me. Yeah, I
had to take
crosswalks don't care about them I
Just crosswalk. I'm a crosswalk guy. I'm a crosswalk guy. I have a I'm still a little city intimidated
People in Chicago. Yes, I do they're not aggressive you gotta just
Maybe it's my time in New York. I'm not a crosswalk guy. I don't think what do you your jaywalk guy?
Oh, yeah, okay, I'll just cross wherever I need
I don't wait for the time the no symbol and I also if there's like a red light and I'm walking up to a crosswalk
And there's all the cars are stopped just fucking go then
Yeah, oh between cars. I'm a crosswalk. I am too. I'm like there if the establishment
I'm going to is across the street. I'll walk to the end of the street and go across the cross the other day
I had to walk further to get to the crosswalk. Yep
Yeah, and I kept walking and then had to walk back when I got the other side of the street your name
What are some things you guys don't I don't think pedestrians should ever have the right-of-way. Well operating it
I saw the list of good. I had your fantasy team
Celebrities political opinions yeah
Yes, the NBA all-star game
Yeah, I hate the celebrity. Um what was my other pick? Oh your your kids I use sports
That's a good one. I don't fucking you don't yeah, I know no no not my kid. Oh, I see okay
I don't care. I bear not like I'll sometimes catch myself being like oh yeah, my son had a double in t-bomb back stop
What do you know no one gives a fuck?
Like that's like maybe oh your high school if they never tell me what you dream
ever
MLS yeah dreams and MLS really.
TJ, you wanna tell us about your Twitter lately?
Memes said, your day.
Yeah.
He doesn't care about anyone's day.
That's pretty cold.
That's a tried and true,
But he's right.
Ice cold day.
I don't care about anyone's day.
That's just them.
Yeah.
That one hurt a little, but it's kind of true.
It is.
Any dude that gets a new piece of tech
that wants to show you features.
That's a good one.
I don't care.
Your workout routine.
I don't care.
Yeah, marathon training.
We're big marathon training office right now.
We're in a marathon culture.
Yeah.
They're not mastering the sprint first.
I feel bad showing my dog pictures to people. I love that dog pictures play kid pictures are tougher. I just got a DNA back
No people in general people are more
Welcoming to dog pictures and kid pictures Wow
All right, I think people ask for kid pictures more than dog pictures
Yeah, mmm, you don't think so, okay, I don't know I remember I think I think Dave's seen one picture of one of my children
And it was like basically at gunpoint because we were at dinner and
MV asked to see a picture and I showed her and then and then I showed the person next to her and then Dave's
Just like fine. He saw it out of the corner. He's like no. He literally said fine. I guess
I was like, I don't I don't care Dave. You don't have to see
Yeah dog pictures do play yeah people just like for some reason like there's a weird internet culture that dog lives mean more than
But like picture or pictures?
Cause if I'm scrolling through the albums,
like in here he is with his first pup cup.
I would like to see all those, honestly.
I like seeing people's kid pictures too.
But it puts you in a position where you can only use
one default response, like, aw.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Ew.
You can't do that.
Yeah, you can't do.
Ew.
Speaking of kids, you know, Mark Titus was on mostly that yeah
I know stop by dropped in and he did he was gonna say he couldn't stay for the yak
So he ended up just saying what the gift meant. Oh
On our on our show. Oh, so if anybody any yak listeners were out there watching and you saw the
Minecraft gift that he sent out a lot of you said, oh, that's a boy
because it's a hog and a cock.
Some said it's a girl because the pig is pink.
He is a girl, dad.
Wow.
He announced that today.
So that meant girl, and I still don't know how.
Other than the fact that the pig is pink.
Pig is pink.
What else says that's girl? It's a's girl like I don't think he knew well
That was the whole point of the minecraft. Yeah, no set. Yeah
Gets the people talking really gets the people talk. Maybe it wasn't intentionally misleading. Oh wait
So what is Ernesto's DNA? You don't care. No I do they said he was a terrier mix. He's not terrier at all
Yeah, I mean this is when we did Stella It was every dog you could ever imagine. Yeah, he's on the ones in fucking in Danny's room
My god dirty dog 32% toy poodle 22% Pomeranian
Well, that's been some interesting fucking we're on we're on bitch-made watch
Ten percent conker spaniel no 10% cocker spaniel and 10% Siberian husk. Okay, there we go
Husky and that 10% is doing a lot that that's a big Siberian husky that's doing a lot and then you guys made me I
skipped over 10% Chihuahua
He was on bitch mademade watch sweet all these he went cocker. He went toy poodle was a second
Yeah, but he put the Siberian husky that saved him Pomeranians are basically
This close to being a bitch you get his family tree
Husky fucked a chihuahua. Yeah off with his I don't know his like mom is like they said
Siberian husky and Pomeranian what that those are popular hurt sounds
Which one I know
What if yeah?
What the dad was and then it tells you if he has any siblings in the area and we live close to his sister
What yeah, you can message him on the app no fucking way. Oh my god. That's a cute dog. I've never seen one of those
Is that one of those dogs that is cute, but like it riddled with health issues
But whole is too big for its body things fall out like it's what yeah
Dogs certain body parts don't fit
Modified ever, but it can't breathe out of its nose
Yeah, that's not what you like its intestine is bigger than a spine or something
I live for two years, but it will be cute yeah, and but it will be miserable that whole time
Yeah, no mutts are good. It's a yeah, it's very much sir. Yeah. Yes, though was everything
Muts are good. It's a, yeah, it's very mutt.
Muts are, yeah.
Yeah, Stella was everything.
Best dog I ever had was a mutt.
Yeah.
Hey, mutts are the best.
Muts are good.
Those are good for like,
because mutts appreciate, mutts appreciate.
But they're also like, have less health issues.
Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
Smaller mutts are warriors.
Yeah, it's the pure breeds that have the health issues.
Yeah.
And the attitude.
And the attitudes.
Yeah, born with a silver spoon.
Mm-hmm.
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I miss that boy.
I do, I do.
I called him yesterday just to vent about the bomb.
What the bomb?
Oh, did he give you a dent?
My bomb.
What did he say?
He was just like, the comedy bomb.
Oh!
The atom bomb.
Was he like, yeah, I've been there,
or did he laugh at you?
He was like, dude, yeah, I've done that 100 times.
I did that last week.
It was very helpful.
Who's your friend at Zany's?
He had a great bomb story about how
he had to go buy his own mic and radio and.
Oh, Aidan.
Aidan had some really good.
He seemed completely unphased by bombing.
Well, now you're in that state.
Nothing to worry about.
Yeah.
Till the next one.
RIP that band-aid off.
You're bomb-proof.
No. No. No. No, but it won't won't affect you the same yeah, do your first bomb
I wasn't upset. I just sprinted out of there soaking wet sweat
Like Nagasaki wasn't as bad as Hiroshima right might have been worse. I don't know which one was worse
Do we do we work on it a little bit?
Yeah, do we tweak it to They're wanting the same to me. I'm sure they're very different and have their own. They were Seymour's first?
You know the also the atomic bomb like it doesn't hit the ground. No, it's like 800 feet. It's what?
It explodes above the ground. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I did learn yesterday that best Truman always talked down Harry Truman
So imagine if he didn't have her he probably would went crazy with them. Oh, yeah, we know she was talked down
She like she like talked
We dropped one on the US by accident once and it wasn't loaded like your family nuclear part didn't go off
But we like killed a family by what yeah, that's not good
They like accidentally released it from a plane you and it fell on how do you do that by accident?
You'd be surprised. We've had a quite a loss from right we have some that are misplaced
We've also dropped quite a few things by accident on
Like what my bombs and stuff. Why don't you say it like that?
Like a piano
The Japanese Emperor's thing where you gonna drop it
The war ended because the Japanese Emperor had just Ivory's for ivory for teeth
Walking away like an accordion we can't we can't
Got him we drew a fake tunnel
The ACME Corp just going into military
Steven's you have any good other day should we hit one?
There's some bad other I tell you that that. No I don't want the bad other. I miss Cheperty. I love Cheperty. We should play tomorrow. Stephen come up with some
tomorrow. Oh can I say one thing that is on here that made me laugh out loud very
hard this morning? Yeah. Max's video meeting his childhood baseball hero. Oh yeah. That made me laugh so hard. Did you guys see this? Shane Victorino is his childhood baseball hero and we interviewed him out in Tahoe and
Max was in the regionals of the Little League World Series and like there's a clip online of Max being like hi
I'm Max Lentie my favorite player Shane Victorino. So he went to show Shane
The clip and if you can find it
This is big moment. Max Philly guy got it max
He is you're one of his favorite players ever. I think was he though. Yes in the little league world series
He was your you're the player right? Yeah
I was in the regional like the final game before you make it to the league world series
They go around and ask who was your favorite player. I I pull I have the video pull
Let's play it for him no that's it man that's what you work for all your life it's kind of
funny when you say that you know yeah you you look forward to that like yeah He stepped on his sunglasses. Max just couldn't have gone worse. You could see him trying to light step in too after he stepped on it.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
This is hero.
This is hero.
It's so awkward to have to show him that.
Yeah, and then stand there.
Dude, that's how it's done.
Broke his glasses. Yeah, what a great moment. Isn't that awesome, Max?
And now here you are, stepping on his sunglasses.
Meeting your hero.
What a moment.
Do you think that 12-year-old Max Delaney would have thought, like, one day I'll step
on his sunglasses?
That's a good interview.
Why is it jarring that 12-year-old Max doesn't have long hair and a beard?
Yeah, right?
It was jarring.
It kind of pissed me off.
It pissed me off.
That's so fucking funny.
I had one on Monday where we interviewed Trevor Lawrence, and I don't know why, but
I had a couple of interviews with Trevor Lawrence. I'm sorry come piss me off That's so fucking
Couple I had one on Monday where we interviewed Trevor Lawrence, and I don't know why but I just I
Just offered up the story that I had clogged the toilet my bathroom that morning and used
My hand in a plastic bag to uncloak you told that to Trevor Lawrence. He's like vomit that out Yeah, and then afterwards like at the end of the year. I was like why did I do?
And he's like a pretty clean cut like yeah. Yeah, he's a good guy
Did he appreciate this? Yeah? He was just like that was weird
Thanks for opening up man. Yeah
You know kind of makes fun. Yeah, just tell I don't think I got it. Tell more people
Yeah, I've done it before. I'll probably do it again.
When you have a situation like that.
Hey, Max.
Let up.
Take our, uh,
All right, dude.
Just fucking yell.
Watch him scream at him.
What?
There's a total work going on.
What are they doing?
We have to do a bunch of commercials tomorrow.
OK.
Rob, whenever Rob is in town.
I saw Rob.
He's like the grim reaper for me.
That means you're gonna be here at 730 doing commercials.
Correct, correct.
Whenever some of those things we agreed to
like two months ago and being like,
that's never gonna happen.
Whenever I get here at six in the morning
and somebody's in my parking spot,
I know that something's afoot.
There's milk in the PMT guys
There's people there's people in here getting ready to do something. We're the cow. Yep, that's skinny ass cow
Alright boys
Time to sell jeans
I think we're selling like four different things. I we leave the office and I see your face like three times
I'm trying to keep work at work and then you just follow me home.
I wanted on the record that I'm very aware of like over exposure and I wish I could turn
it down but I don't know what to do.
They just keep milking.
I thought it was really cool.
I was, I was, I don't know where I was.
I saw a Stella Blue coffee hat in the water.
Yeah that was awesome.
You texted me that.
I was just.
I appreciate that.
I was and I, know it's the movie
I went to Tommy to see Superman this guy in a stale blue coffee hat and I thought I was like nice hat
And I thought he was just gonna say thanks and just keep on walking
But then he's like, oh, yeah, he knew that I worked at Barstool. I bumped into a guy at Costco wearing the
The Henny Friday. Oh, yeah
Mostly he didn't know He didn't know me.
Yeah.
But my name was on his shirt.
Yeah.
Oh that's great.
I was like, dude, cool shirt.
And he was like, thanks.
That happens every now and then
where I'll see a guy in a Barstool hat
and I'll be like, sick hat.
And they'll be like, all right, thanks.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Shit.
Especially if it's Barstool golf.
If you see like a.
Yeah, Barstool golf you don't even try.
I ignore that.
That's not even.
But I figured that one I had a chance. Spick, check, lisp had a chance yeah, yeah, you don't deal with that million dollars
Yeah, ready, you don't go to those areas. I exclusively go those areas
Yeah, yeah, so this is a creepy move I bought the
Sunglasses that yeah, it's going to be. The sunglasses that record. Yes.
Because I'm always angry in public walkways.
Yep.
I'm always thinking I've got violated,
like no one else has ever got violated
on runs, on walks, to start filming.
And are you doing it?
You're gonna, it just came in the mail today.
What are you gonna do with the film?
Or with the recordings?
Just review, because in my head, I'm like, this is the worst person. What are you gonna do with the film? Or with the recordings? Just review, cause in my head,
I'm like, this is the worst person.
Can you give us a couple videos tomorrow?
You're gonna do film study?
That's what I was hoping you would ask.
Yes, yes, I would like a couple videos tomorrow.
I don't know if you guys know this,
Kyle's a timer guy.
What? What do you mean?
In what way?
You'll use your timer on your phone.
Crosswalks to see how long somebody
in front of me
in line takes during out.
You timed somebody at the popsicle freezer.
Right.
You weren't trying to get a popsicle.
You were just mad high at all.
He wasn't mad high at all.
I hated how long he was browsing so slowly.
You just bust out the timer on him.
I hated his pace of life.
I was like, how long are you gonna stare at the drinks?
Like there's no way, it's's the 7-eleven beverage cooler
I need this on video like a couple minutes passed, so then I just
Waited and timed him yeah, I think we need film of you observing people like this
Yeah, can we all the time we're just gonna taste tomorrow? I would is it
Wrong or even illegal to show yeah videos of people in public
I don't know if you guys notice this. Depends on where, but...
Jerry's had these glasses for like a month.
So if you had a conversation where he's wearing sunglasses, he's recording.
Oh no.
Yeah.
No, he's been doing it all day.
Oh no.
Every time he comes to my office, I make him take the glasses.
He did walk into mostly wearing those fucking glasses.
Yeah, yeah, no, he's recording.
Kyle, I would love a weekly seethe walk.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I think that would almost be therapeutic in the sense that it would make me less mad,
knowing that I'm going to benefit from it.
Correct.
I wish you had them when you were seethe walking that once and then the street sweeper sprayed
you with sediment.
He sprayed me and then DM'd me.
He was like, hey.
What?
He just passed you.
He said, sorry about the set
But yeah, I'll try them out
Do you feel like you maybe want to find do you like being angry? Do you put yourself in those situations intentionally? I?
Don't when when it has when it's experimental yes like when I'm timing, I'm like, I don't mind waiting now.
I have more patience knowing that I'm gonna
get something out of it.
I wanna see it really bad.
So tomorrow can we get a taste?
I would say we're gonna probably have
to blur people's faces.
That's fine.
Oh, amazing.
Yeah, that makes it seem like more
dangerous when you get a blurred face. It's mostly from. It's gonna get the back of their head. Oh amazing yeah, yeah that makes it seem like more house for I'm not gonna keep people dangerous
We get a blurred face. It's mostly from it's gonna get the back of their head from behind yeah
All right should we wrap up the show yeah
You gotta pee oh, it's a long day of commercials tomorrow. Can you watch back your commercials and pinpoint where in the day it was?
You usually yeah, they're almost always in the morning right? I feel very early. Yeah, we do
We try to bang them out as early as possible
Which is a problem of mine because I do do the thing where like if I have a busy day
I'm like well. It's already gonna suck. Let's add more yeah, I do that to myself a lot. It's kind of a weak ruiner
Yeah Yeah, I do that to myself a lot. It's kind of a weak ruiner. Yeah
That's all right. We'll be fine. Yeah, you seem fine. I'll be fine. Yeah, you'll make it. I appreciate you doing it Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we'll see you. Let me get the glasses tomorrow. You want to just get right?
I think we should all try it out. Yeah, I'll just get Rob all day
Do we have it like a class pet you have the glasses for the day? I think we should
I'll just get Rob all day. Do we have it like a class pet you have the glasses for the day I think we should are they expensive?
I've been doing this thing though with commercials that I do nine people think is sarcastic
And I guess now that I'm saying it it is but when I show up to the commercials
Shoot I try to be like overly happy. Mm-hmm, and I'm like let's be great today
There's no way they an opportunity for us to film something together. This is gonna be great guys
What the fuck I have I am trying to give positive energy.
I think that's helpful.
I think it makes a difference.
I appreciate when people do that.
I don't wanna be like a grump, being like,
oh, we're gonna go through this.
You gotta just kinda be like, hey, this is what we gotta do.
Let's fucking do it.
I like that kind of thing.
But then everyone looks at me like,
you're being a sarcastic ass.
But I'm actually not.
Every time we have like a outsourced microphone sound guy,
I do the same joke to every single one of them.
When he hands me the earpiece, I'm just like,
wait, do you want me to put this in my ass?
And I film myself, and I've never gotten a laugh.
The sound guy's hated.
I'll pick it up and say, wait,
this just goes right in my ass?
And the guys, like the guy at the bet gala hated.
Oh. I got one like that. And the guys like the guy at the bet gala hate
Got one like that I do when someone when they when they try to mic me up. I always try to nibble on their fingers
Gotta have these little game. I've actually like bitten Tom Lay. Yeah?
Hell yeah, yeah.
Oh no, I do guys I don't know.
I do both.
Okay, do what's good.
But I'll go like real bite on people in this office.
You'll bite them hard?
Yeah, just get them out.
That's when guys go to put it down.
I always go, did you just touch me there?
I always go like that, I scream at them.
It's fun.
Yeah, this is what I like.
They're hilarious.
I like that.
It's glasses stuff.
It's glasses stuff. If you have the glasses, I'll use them tomorrow
I'll try to get me nibbling on I'll bring them try the ass joke see if it lands
Okay, I like that yeah
It's something like that metal. Wait wait a minute, buddy. They laugh hysterically at his ass joke. Oh no
No, it's it's probably all delivery. Here's me at the back. I think no
No that guy got mad.
I don't know who that was.
I was wearing a beige jacket.
Oh, that was the basketball tournament.
Must have been a Soho house.
Put this in my ass?
You want to just put this in that ass?
That plays.
It doesn't, though.
He did 12 minutes of that joke at Soho House.
Yeah, I was just pointing at different things in the building.
Wait, ass or am I dick?
That won't fit my ass!
That would have crushed. Probably, man.
Alright, let's spin the wheel, TJ.
Oh yeah, we got our Potter.
Oh yes!
Incredible.
The setup crew for camp said that we could have a couple wireless cameras down by the
water to look at Jay.
Great.
Nice.
All right.
That's camp sneaking up, but I heard that there's some really cool different activities
this time.
I'm going to miss that trampoline volleyball man.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, do we. There was a moment too that... When was that? this time. Can't wait. I'm gonna miss that trampoline volleyball match. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.
Damn, do we.
There was a moment, too, that...
When was that?
Someone was like, hey, should we do skydiving at camp?
I said, absolutely not.
It's not a very camp-like activity.
Oh, no.
No.
Jay.
Donnie probably said that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do rock climbing and skydiving.
Do demolition derby.
Jay, we gotta get on pickleball up there. Oh
For for like two also
I can announce this I don't know if it's official, but Jerry O'Connell will be there. Oh my god
Going to be the host slash ref
He'll take that role Syria use the game so ref the game. He will cancel on just due to lack of hustle
I'm just more excited for Jerry O'Connell just be there for us at night when we play werewolf
He's gonna be so much fun Kate
Fuck way socks Dave again
Sorry word vomit
Yeah excited for a Jerry O'Connell
New Kate and friends tomorrow at 9 a.m. Come oh you come we don't have any sponsors. It's a nice bunch of
Take a commercial pick us up. Yeah's the act.
It's the act.
Get your straws, yeah, style a save for a while.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
Yeah, it's time to talk sharp.
Or do a Yankee swap. It's the act. It's the act. See you tomorrow, I love you guys, bye!