The Yak - Danny Unleashes His Random and Secret Impressions | The Yak 6-24-25

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

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Thank you. Well done. I Severely miss when they would make you keep redoing the pick central intro when you did the Super Bowl week. Yes. Yeah over the head. I was my friend Oh, that was my first Super Bowl week. I don't know I wasn't around. Yeah, so it was a Miami 2020 right and Pick central was gonna be debuting the day after the Super Bowl and they kept they kept making me go back and do it They did the course we could do music back then Chik-fil-a Polynesian sauce on your forearm? I'll say this.

I'll say this. I don't know if there's anything on my forearm right now, but I will say, I will confirm, if there is something on my arm, it is likely Chick-fil-A Polynesian sauce. Because I did have Chick-fil-A Polynesian sauce only seconds ago. I don't feel it on my arm. You weren't having any Chick-fil-A. You were just having the sauce.

And I don't think it's on my arm. How did I oh? Right here. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and let me just take one little I'm going to go ahead and confirm to you God and everybody that is indeed chick-fil-a Polynesian I could tell by the hue yeah, it does have that Polynesian look nothing else has that yeah No, and the stickiness as well the viscosity. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go and undeniably I like to rub myself in Polynesian sauce about once a day that's good for you yeah sorry to interrupt it was just it's okay hey I thought you'd feel it I've long said if you see Chick-fil-A Polynesian sauce on my person visibly that's right yeah that's right we will that's your top dog

Polynesian at Chick-fil-A it is I'm a big, I'm mostly a big ranch guy. I love big ranch, I'm a ranch guy. I think ranch is hard to mess up and if you get a good homemade ranch it's elite. Oh my god yeah homemade ranch. Homemade ranch. Very good. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever, what is homemade ranch? What makes it special? Well if you go to a place that makes its own ranch it'll have a, it'll be a little thinner sometimes and it'll be a little thinner sometimes, and there'll be more dill in it, stuff like that. There can be wide varieties.

But to me, ranch is just a flavor combination that is hard to mess up, and it's baseline, always good, and sometimes when you get a special one, elite. You're goddamn right, brother. Thank you very much. Everybody's blinded by tzatziki. Tzatziki sauce doesn't have a taste. No, I'm not a big tzatziki guy

It has no taste Just white it's just white it's like it makes your food white. Yeah, too ethnic of a word It doesn't taste like anything and it's got it's got shooters It has to have a good thing going into it to taste good correct. Well it has to be that then you're It's making the bread a little bit damp what is it Greek yogurt I think and like chunks and some chunks what else would go with a horrible what else would go with the gyro is shut up with that you know why would you ever say gyro that's the worst option I see your

gyro too I think it's gyro no none of you say too. I think it's gear. Oh, no. None of you say gear. Oh, I think it's gear What are you saying? Jairo? I'm saying Jairo get the hero What are we doing Jairo? Yeah, but that's like a Jairo Are you saying croissant? No, how do you say croissant? Can't argue with that I asked a homeless guy and okay. He'll know I swear I mean my hero like settle the debate sir is a gear How do you say this word and he said gear oh, I smoke it in the rest I promise I was in traffic in nice full, Florida one time I

Was about to drive down whatever highway there and we were to red light and this black guy and black woman pull up next To me, and they're they're like you could tell they're yelling each other he rolls down the window He says hey, I say hey there was a billboard mm-hmm. There was a selling euros and black woman pull up next to me and they're they're like you can tell they're yelling each other he rolls down the window he says Hey, I say hey there was a billboard. Mm-hmm. There was a selling euros and he said what's that word right there? And I said you mean euro and he turns he said exactly They were they were they were absolutely going at each other going at it In a fun way not like a like yeah, those are fun. Those are fun. Those are good funds fun So yeah, so it's euro. I got euro

The homeless guy said Giro. I love getting into arguments. Why was he Greek? No, he was so you're smoking a cigarette What gave him the authority to say Giro? I don't know like but a Greek person would say it like a Greek person. Why don't you say it? So gyro is gyro in Greek. I guess. So it's Greece, yreek. Right. Yreek. What's the G doing in Greece? No, it's the Y that makes the G. How do they handle the G? It's the Y that makes the G do that. Oh, the Y after it. Right. Oh, they do a little switch of rooms. The R makes it a g the the g disappears Yeah, the why after I think the g before the y temps the g to do things the g doesn't want to do I can live with that Explain gyroscope mmm. That's not it's not a greek word is that is that the Gyromite I'm so in Nintendo game

No, I'm a scope is a g Greek word have we checked it with Stephen Che on this matter he's no he's the least Greek person we know he could sell the debates I'm saying he's not homeless either yeah I say gyro thank you how do you say the state that Reno's in Nevada I say Nevada I say Nevada as well Nevada I did too up until I just figured out it's Nevada. What about where Portland is? Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. It's Oregon and anybody that says Oregon can fuck right off. Including Dave Portnoy because he says Oregon. And it is bullshit. It is Oregon. Oregon guy.

Oregon. Your emphasis is on the wrong syllable. Were you supposed to say slab all their stand this dude? Yeah, I know why what I do. I haven't even talked You just did you just made an emphatic point that was wrong disagree fine How have you been living outside the office? I've been better. Well even look at that How that's pretty red we finally got mincey's? Amazing painting framed shouldn't have taken that long we've said before it looks like a Product of a child who might be mildly possessed yeah, uh possess would be a word. Yeah mildly was correct

Did he call her that in the back of that pickup truck or whatever it was that float? What was he doing? I don't know wait T Bob is here and everything, but I know what they know everybody loses when it's an aware mincy Was that what he was doing? I think okay. He's just so used to hitching rides like that that he has to hide So people driving don't know okay. I didn't know I just saw the still shot. I didn't see the actual if there was a video He didn't want to be seen as an LSU thing oh Okay, so he's hiding yeah because he hates LSU, but he still wants the Mardi Gras parade thing Oh, he is aware. Yeah, you sell anytime he puts that face on

He's absolutely he knows the camera Yeah, it's like date Mike turning the hat backwards. That's right. Yeah, he knows he's on a date now. Right. Gotta love him. He was doing cameos upstairs in front of everyone. Danny, I think you're a bigger office guy than Brandon. Oh, I know I am. I'm sorry. Explain that.

No, no. You bring up office more than Brandon. You had one foot in the grave And you were just like I gotta get on the set of the office Well he used that to get on the set of the office here I could I could have cancer anybody could have cancer to get to the office as a cheat code gotta beat it first, bro Well, you could have lost to it and still have that memory well I guess would be a memory you. I'd be the memory.

I also, one of the most recent, doesn't match as a question, I got it exactly on the number office. I did too, 54. 53, bitch. No. Oh, heavens. Is that a reference too?

But it was in the 54th episode. But the question was how many episodes? That wasn't the answer. It was how many episodes up until Jim... Ask Pam on a date. Yeah. It happened in the 54th episode, which I think the answer could be 54. How many episodes before?

So that'd be 53 if it was the 54th episode. Do you think liking something like a show that much to where you can pinpoint the episode is a good thing? It was a guess, but it's not like I actively studied it. It wasn't a guess for me. Six in the first season, 24 and 24 just takes in the first season 24 and 24 Six in the first season. Yeah, see I didn't know that I had a guess on that. Mm-hmm The first was only six. Yeah six episodes Interesting. Oh, you didn't know that that's interesting. Well remember that a Charlie Sheen show anger management

Mm-hmm. No, I think it was two seasons, 100 episodes. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. What was the premise? I think it was a cheat code to get into syndication. They'll do that in a heartbeat. Syndication is where the real money is, Ed.

Yep. Oh, that's a long season. Can we get Yak episodes into syndication? Well, we certainly had enough seasons. Can we just have a channel that plays a random Yak live? Remember when's the last time we mentioned a season well lucky guess oh rainy shock needed music for that oh yeah oh yeah once the last time the yak said this is season one to season two was 90 episodes yeah it was a slow burn. Oh, 10 and then 90. Go to like episode 84, they had to be kind of dried out by then.

They did 80 episodes, or they did 90 episodes. I learned that on that subreddit, Forgotten Television. Starting in January 2013, the ending, and they did 90 episodes in a year and a half? Damn, how did Charlie have all that energy? I love Charlie Sheen, is that okay to say? Yeah. Okay. I think so, right?

Yeah, I think he's fine, right? He's good. Did he have AIDS? I don't know if you can pass sensitive. Yeah, I think he still does. But did he? Well, that's a fact. I think he said that. Or he can pass tense. Yeah, I think he still does but did he well that's a fact I think he said that or HIV positive. Yeah, so you don't get AIDS no automatically I know, but I think it's like was he a real

Time bomb what's the difference magic Johnson's was a publicity stunt really was he gambling on basketball? I don't know. I just said I Don't know you're an era magic AIDS denier. I Just think that man has been is the the healthiest human being in America since ever since the night. Don't you get real skinny? He didn't I know Gained weight on a yeah So medication no no I don't know did they have that medication back then cuz prep right now pretty much solved AIDS What's prep? I don't know

So we'd beaten AIDS Brandon's friends just told me about it. I don't know I think AIDS is pretty blockable. Okay, all right, but what are like the day-to-day symptoms, I don't know I Just know that it's deadly, but maybe not it just kills your immune system, right? Usually die of something else right ammonia right yeah It lowers your defenses something else gets you feel like pneumonia gets a lot of fuckers It does pneumonia waits for other diseases to weaken the defenses and just slides right in it's taking a lot of celebs Yeah, one of the top wrestling stars Ben Askren you guys know him. Yeah, he's alive. He's okay though, right?

It's done fucked him You put a hole in his lung and he's a lung transplant. Yeah, it'll keep you really was like very healthy leading up just That's brutal yeah Issues wow damn wow I didn't realize no money is one of those ones Yeah, yeah, cuz you like people get it Pretty often yeah, like I've known plenty of and it can be mild or it can fuck you up But if a grandparent gets it it's over. It's how many people's that kill a year TJ like at least 30 Yeah, yeah, they're over under

Over but at least 30 yeah, I'll take 31. I'll take I'll take 50 Yeah, you're a real piece of shit today Danny. Yeah, I didn't want to say it 53,000 I would guess way more to say billion I Guess people I meant 50,000 Yeah, that's not crazy Eddie you want to you want to pimp the the draft that I'm on this week though with those yeah So we did not today. We did a country music song draft by males only yeah, okay? Yeah, only males Kyle. Yeah

So this is our crowd will handle that well This is male vocalists singing male country vocal correct. Yes, we will do a women's at another date I don't listen. I like I like country music I When it comes to any other genre music I prefer male singers. I prefer female singers when it comes to country False I don't oh yeah, you're right. I'm Yeah, and I take it back. Yeah, I don't yeah, you don't you just don't who's I buy by Jody Massina is my Mount Rushmore songs really yeah It scratches an itch in my brain That's not even my favorite song I agree with you, but I also think female vocalists are superior in every genre

Do you think bye-bye is better than bye-bye bye-bye in sync? No, okay. I do love bye-bye, but I like bye-bye bye more My top 50 songs of all time. I also like hits Carolina more than bye-bye. I like bye-bye more I like I'm alright as well. Okay. Yeah, she's damn good. Jodie. Maseem is great damn fine So your Gaga over Bruno Mars Kyle Lady Gaga over Bruno Mars. I thought he meant you really like course Yeah, wait your Gaga over Mars Bruno Mars Yes But I'm like is that the line for you ed what you thought of those two quick Bruno Mars is a good comp. Yes.

But I'm like, is that the line for you, Ed? You thought of those too quick. It felt like those were two good player comps. May I say something? That's a good comp. I think 80% of the best songs in American history are performed by men. I think there are certainly some elite songs by women, but I prefer a male vocalist almost in every genre and every circumstance. And that if that makes me a misogynist racist

I will eat both of those things You're right. I just threw the other one out. Okay. Yeah. Yeah later in the show anyway, probably Which and I will always love you do you think it was better Whitney Houston or that? I mean that's not even a comparison if Whitney Houston sings a song it is now her song Her version of any song is the best version of that song. Have you seen the Fat Asian Guy do it? Nope. Who is it?

Who's the fat Asian guy that does it? There's a fat Asian guy that does it? Oh my god, he crushed it. Not nothing compares to you, that's Sinead O'Connor. Oh, what did you say the song was? I Will Always Love You. He said nothing compares. He said nothing compares?

No, but he said nothing compares to. Oh, I see, I see. That confused me. Yeah. Yeah Prince Wrote nothing compares to you really yeah, I went to Prince's house in Minnesota Didn't have no no spent. Oh, I was gonna say well. He should have had AIDS. He really should have had AIDS Wait what you're comparing now wait a minute wait a minute. I noticed you called him a fat Asian guy I was a bowl cut Asian guy wait is I will it was this I will always love you But he's singing about like a is that somebody's name

Chase's fat Asian you said Who the fuck is it who's him in perfect English, and he sounds who's here I say better who's you I feel like I will always love you Asian Abbot and Costello I will always love you Asian Abbot and Costello You's on first I'm right here Doug came in here barking at you about some of your takes, what was he referring to?

No, he just said White Sox Day bodied me on that draft Here's the thing Iied me on that draft. Is that true? No, here's the thing. I've been on several drafts and I'm not on enough drafts. You asked me a lot. No, no, he asked, what I'm trying to say is you asked me a lot and I rarely can do it. I could do it last week. But White Sox Dave, every time I go on, is a certain level of the gloves are up and he's

ready for a fight. And this was just a nice communal, throw a song out there there's no arguing we're just we're just vibing with each other and every time I was just trying to do a vibe White Sox Dave would punch me. Don't you think a foil is necessary for entertainment? I don't mind a foil and I love White Sox Dave I think we're natural foils but he this was every now and then you got to drop the gloves and do a press conference. Okay yeah. And And he wouldn't get through a press conference with me. You're the one guy where I think White Sox Dave

hates to see you coming. I know, well he immediately braces for a fight no matter the circumstance. Well he thinks he's gonna be taken for a fool. Yeah. And I would have, had I had the opportunity I would have. Yeah, sure. But I didn't have the opportunity.

Now could you take male singers singers and bands could I take? Alabama my second pick was Brooks and Dunn which is a duo. Yeah sure Oh, yeah, it was it was male singers male bands male duos all that yes anybody with a penis really Okay, specific songs that wasn't just artists. Yeah, yeah, okay? Okay, now what I want for White Sox Dave is when he's acting up I want like a bank emergency robbery button where I can hit it You could run up there. I told you at any point even if I'm on mostly yeah, just call me and I'll come I'm running That's needed for him right yeah the clips that came out of him playing basketball. He was playing defense while he was on offense I've never seen for a while

possession Did you see that Ed? Yes, I did yeah, it's the crazy part is it didn't hurt his team at all No, because because the team didn't really need him to play offense now. I think that's a good strategy Just let him play defense at all times. No, you're a liability on offense So he should always be on defense for sure so he's guarding big cat here It's they got the ball and he's still guarding his ass get his ass Dave See he didn't know though his head was not turned towards the ball. He how many times he said The phrase completely exonerated in his life

Because he this morning is like I'm completely exonerated He said that to me this morning. I was like dude. I was I didn't I wasn't talking to you Walked into the anus room. he's like, completely exonerated. I was like, for what? I didn't even see the clip. I'm just sitting here. Yeah, man, okay. He said it more times than anyone who has not been

in a major trial. Yeah. He's permanently on defense. Yes, exactly. For everything. Yeah. Yeah, that was a look into his psyche. That's how he lived.

He's always on defense. Always defending himself. Always. Violently defending himself. Yeah, he's never not Speaking of being in a fight. I was watching a video the other day They said if you're in like a crowd rush you're supposed to like put your arms up like you're in a fight Really? No like if you're getting like yeah like kind of a crowd crush scares me. Yeah Terrified one of my biggest fears is it really I've read write-ups

About it the English soccer little and it's bad as it gets tech guy Andrew got pushed up against the front of a fence at a slipknot concert and shit himself Yeah, no shit. Yeah, I can't tell if you really did or if proudly a Slipknot concert I'll be completely exonerated when he Yeah, but they say you gotta like put your arms up like you're... I just, when I view Slipknot's core audience, I don't view in my mind Techie Andrew. Oh yeah, he loves all forms.

He's like the hybrid of Kyle and I when it comes to music. Yeah, he's big into house, electro. How much is this helping Eddie? You got 50 people running towards you. It's like it's covering your organs, you know? Like it's's covering your I thought you suffocate when you get crowd-crushed, right? Yeah, so that's why they say to keep it up. Okay. You know like really tight and if you fall they said to go to your side Fall okay go to your side. I feel like you fall in that situation Yeah, like when you got crushed here like we don't what they have. I'm you and big cat

I crushed was that for me did I crush well? I know there was that phase you have where you want to just crush every day Kyle you wanted a dog pile every single I was getting crushed. I like compression with the bit T Bob. I know we're talking Do you like compression? Yes? Yeah? There's a time and place mm-hmm. That's a thing. I can't say I've ever been compressed very much Your spas aren't gonna pressing what is I'm surprised like spas aren't like putting bigger stones mashing you down Yeah, like the one guy I Know where the Giles quarry

Can be therapeutic Not to get dark, but you ever seen that video that fire and like they just had Giles quarry So I don't think worry about it in Rhode Island. Oh, you've seen it. What is it? It's I couldn't stop What is it? It's a top three worst video I've ever seen All you do is watch terrible videos. I know do they just fall into your lap kind of it's like you with that fact about anger Managing with a hundred episodes. Well, he's been carrying that around for a while. It's been it's been my millstone It sounds like KB's with me it's fucked I brought it up before yeah, it's it's the most fucked It is dude. I think like a hundred people died

In the worst way yeah, which I'm not we're not gonna talk about no no no I'm gonna hand out Sorry, I did see the hot air balloon video, and that's that fucked me up the Brazil hot air balloon crash that happened like last week Yeah, I didn't see that yeah the POV Ground but it went down and like eight people I think jumped out, but then it went back up and then the other people Did you watch that Titanic submersible video? Oh, there's a dock out there. You saw that? I saw that it exists.

They're making docks too quick. Yeah, this dock didn't let it breathe very long. Well, there's the Karen Reed dock that's still coming out. She was in it, though, which is crazy. Yeah. Docks should take three years to come out. To edit. Three years to edit, and then come out.

I agree. Trust me. You gotta, yeah. Speeding through docs. Cause the Gabby Petito one came out, it's out, is there, I think it's kinda slimy. Yeah, like they're making one of that Idaho thing. Well yeah, that's just, I mean that's just

capitalizing on a hot story, getting first to market and you don't care if you're right or not. So many diddy ones. The Astro World documentary just came out on Netflix. That's an appropriate time. I think so. That's probably been a few years ago. Over five, right?

Less than five. I think the documentary needs to, the subject needs to be about ten years old, then it's perfect. I think anything, a current documentary doesn't arouse my interest like none of these documentaries you've said I want to go out and watch Right I'm with our Kelly ones were coming out during his trial. I was like how are they? How are they getting this information? Like oh when OJ made in America came out like five years ago That was perfect timing like 25 years after the fact because you get more you relive it Yeah, you get more people that wouldn't have talked soon and I talk like I don't want to relive something

I just lived I know I went there to be a conclusion to the documentary That's just me happy anniversary to oj happy anniversary indeed. Yeah, I didn't know he was married beforehand to another woman Yeah, he had his kids with another that is the anniversary anniversary I didn't know that his first wedding anniversary is today mm-hmm we're not too far removed from I guess probably a week removed from the anniversary of his Bronco chase yeah mmm that was June 17 94 in the finals yeah well it was a crazy day the 30 for 30 they did which was a good documentary and then was it was that Bronco chase so prolific

They took the bronco off the market. Yeah, and then they made the escape The Ford escape I'd love an old-style bronco An old oj bronco. That'd be sweet not about you have four homes. Yeah, three three three homes I have three homes. Yeah, it three three homes. I have three homes Yeah, it's just not that big of a deal three homes in the same time zone On the same on the same pair whatever it is See what I did longitude let it long long long long long long is long and flat. Oh It has long in it, so it's long as longs up now. I think longs up right lats across

lateral lateral lat Okay, all right got it. You know oj had a son has a son named Jason I didn't know it was Jason Jason Simpson. No, what's he doing? He's a chef no way. Why are you saying it like that? I just didn't know I didn't know that you're just saying your mouth is being so aggressive when you inherited the knife skills Simpson I Could I could see it now his first wife was remarkably different from his second wife. Yeah, I thought his tastes Yeah, they really changed. Yeah, yeah Interesting what's where's Jason Simpson chefing? St. Cecilia's in Bucktown wait here Atlanta

Buckhead buck oh Buckhead yeah, right Yeah, Buckhead's in Atlanta Bucktown's here. You should go the bucket. Yeah, I've been there's a wonderful place We're a lot of expensive cars there Yeah It's the it's the trendy part of Atlanta, or at least it was 20 years ago. When you were writing speeches for Coca-Cola? It wasn't Coca-Cola. Delta. It wasn't Delta. Not Chick-fil-A either.

You were a speechwriter? Yeah. He was a speechwriter at a big fizzy beverage company. A Fortune 500 company, I'll say that. He was also a valet driver at Zaxby's that's how I Know we have big time Zack space though That's how I was putting food on the table when I when they when they found me yeah, and I pretended to be I thought You're stocking shelves. Did you did you lie about that? No I didn't stocking shelves was 2016 Okay, yeah, that was three years. I was I was the editor of the Cartersville Daily News Tribune in Cartersville, Georgia My wife wasn't working so you know the editor salary wasn't going all the way So I picked up a job stocking shelves at the Publix when you first got hired were you like I'm gonna write a lot here

I did I'm gonna Told myself I'm gonna show these I'm the best writer in this company, and I'm gonna do it and I wrote three blogs I told myself I'm gonna show these, I'm the best writer in this company and I'm gonna do it. And I wrote three blogs and that was about it. I would fucking love to be able to write. In a perfect world, every morning from six to nine, I would just crank out a blog a day. Otherwise, but I like to sleep.

But I hate doing it more than anything when I don't. Right. When you get a spark and it just pours out of you, it's the best feeling. But to me, one blog would beget another blog, or beget another blog. The ideas would come after I started writing. It's just hard to get in. Yeah. Then I'd have to text Nate. And Nate would say, you know, he would text me something very nice, and I would take it the wrong way.

And then I would text something back I thought equally as nice, he would take it the wrong way And then I would take some back. I thought equally as nice He would take it the wrong way, and then we hate each other and I speak for six months because you just complimented one another correct Yeah, those are fighting words mm-hmm Sure is that's where we'd be But yeah, I can write You missed the ball at KB. I Missed the act yeah You miss you viewed yourself as like

From the outside looking in as like Like a gonzo journalist you would go and get hammered and write right you were hunter s. Thompson hunter s. Thompson problem. Yeah, I Like I like writing sentences. Yeah Now we're talking then just turning them into like pretending that they are one like cohesive cohesive story I think the first KB blog ever ever saw was birds birds birds got the company sued for a lot of Yeah Pictures of birds I didn't realize that sorry Does that hurt when like you're writing some really beautiful prose and then everybody knows you from birds?

Yeah, people are like you got to get back to blogging. I'm like name one blog I did. Birds. The birds one? Yeah, those all pictures. Nothing lives on. You had a Facebook groups blog early on right? Where you were you were? Yeah, that's more just pranking and just posting screenshots Yeah, yeah, are you sad the art of that is kind of gone like the Craigslist pranking stuff Or is it not? It's all on camera everything is short form video content Yeah, I do I miss that era where Everything was in blog form at least oh

And the one where you people thought or maybe you were people thought you were running the bar so Instagram Thought I was mean Nick and Tommy man weave that was that was a good time. I do prankings the best Even your other blogs I remember it was one you might be wearing the wedding tux, but I wore the prom tux You're talking about how so much better to get her in high school than it is to marry her. My favorite blog of yours was about your grandfather that passed who taught you how to gamble. You're one of the only ones who's ever brought that up. That's my favorite one. Pick the pen back up Kyle. Dip the ink. Also you need to get back to your girlfriend tweets he had like 2018. No way that was I hate them. Because when when somebody said you were high or something

They said this guy's got some funny tweets and go back and look at his girlfriend. Those are the funniest things I've ever seen No No, no the fat Jewish will just screenshot him repost him for you Bracket what's he doing? I don't know I think I think we're those have died out those yeah, he had the meme curators Yeah, yeah, cuz he was looked at like this artist right he got he was in a fucking Joe Jonas music video What he was massive he got called out very specifically for stealing content well obviously he was everyone was doing it But yeah, he was at it, but he convinced everybody that he was funny I don't know who this person is you've never heard of this guy. No

He got like full page expo Z. It was him fuck Jerry That's right. I don't know any of the cardigan. Yeah, they're out there Brandon all right It's a lot of Twitter aggregators still these days that are just like repurposing Yeah, it's over and getting caught for like saying the same tweet with the same wording they won't screenshot anymore. They'll just copy and paste Yeah, yeah, yeah that one that that Colin rug guy. He stole my coyote video Uh-uh, there's a lot guy. I did a where's Waldo audiobook and this one guy There's a bunch of creators that just listen to it and react and get way more views than me. They're still doing that Yeah, TJ and react and get way more views than me. They're still doing that? Yeah.

TJ, I saw a viral, mostly sports clip on TikTok this morning as I was scrolling to, and as I watched it, I was like, man, the numbers on this are huge, and it just wasn't our account, it was somebody else. Our most viral out of order sketch was poached by a hardware store, and it did way better than ours on their hardware store TikTok. Really?

Yeah. But I'm fine with that. I am too. That's just, people are posting a video of you. You're in it. That's just, you're getting the views. It doesn't have to come from your account. And accounts don't really matter these days. Yeah, accounts don't matter.

Followers don't really matter. Oh, shit. Jschlatt. Jschlatt saw it? I love Jschlatt. This is your video. Yeah, that's my voice. Yeah, my- oh, it's your voice? Yeah Who's Jschlatt? He's a- he's a streamer. I think he's very funny. Is he? Yeah. I didn't know that TJ. That's fucking awesome

That's cool. Send me that. Good for you. I left early. Did Kate really get the second hot chip like completely They were all hot chips so Lucas is a real piece of shit Lucas did a game where Kate participated in hot potato with Dana and the person who was holding the hot potato at the end of the game had to eat the hot chip or had to go on a wheel to eat the hot chip and Dana Lost the game of hot potato and then Lucas said actually that doesn't matter at all. Just we're just gonna do it like this Cuz yeah, and then Kate ended up eating the hot chip I mean, I don't know how much hot chip was in the cookie, but there was some hot chip in the color

It's Lucas. Yeah And they were all hot chips There were every single one You have to bring back Ben Franklin for I'm thinking your August 2nd garage party. You really pulled off in Franklin Yeah, you know if you want to bring them back. I Saw pictures, but yes, yeah, I think you need to go further in Yeah, I could I could I could parlay in this in Ben Franklin content. Yeah. Yeah I'll you know that we don't really have a Ben Franklin guy here. No no we don't

I'll step in if that's what there's a lot of voids that need to be filled around this all we've been needing a Ben Franklin So very electrician would you go what could we got duos Franklin and Tubman if we you know went out of the town? Yeah, I could do it. Okay. I could a killed yeah You think they ever met I? Don't know lines I wonder like who the most random meeting of people is Probably Cleopatra overlaps with so many people probably Mike Tyson and like Elvis Yeah, they met now couldn't have no. I don't know. I'm trying to think of the most random people I can put together I mean I feel like Michael Jackson Rodman Kim Jong-il yeah, that's a good one. They're like tight there. They were boys, but it was random at first had to be random at first

Was he a CSI operative? Or CIA I'm sorry I don't think we were Che emphatically shaking his head no no he rolled his eyes at you Yeah, that is ridiculous. Yeah, they probably just oh yeah, yeah Get a dolphin Ian sponge Bob fucking James and Bob they became tight too. Yeah, they chilled mm-hmm Fucking James and Bob they became tight too. Yeah, they chilled mm-hmm Well how many people met spongebob he gets oh that wow they've they've really hung out more than once Grabbing the nose grabbing Bob's nose for the pose

Rob Robert snow that really does have the the posture of Gandolfini asking spongebob for the picture Oh, yeah, that was that a sponge He's glad to do it was that his waterpark in Orlando. I didn't know spongebob had a waterpark Yeah, it closed what if you're just out in Chicago and you see spongebob you'd have to get half a good picture, right? Sure, yeah I'd be like nervous like, hey are you? Excuse me sir, I don't mean to bother you but you look like somebody I know

You live in a pineapple, you see? What if he's a dickhead? What if he's like, it's not me I get that all the fucking time Nah, that's my cousin What's Patrick make? A SpongeBob lookalike We should do it.

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Close it's no I don't think it's close Does it just boil down to like how many people are there yeah? I think we're in the first decade where it is Squidward Last decade was squidward. I think, well. You think? Yeah. Because like all of you know. No, because I think there's more people over the age of 30. You're right, it's Squidward. Yeah, but guess what? Those people know Squidward as well.

Right, like our dad knows Squidward. Besides Clemmer, Clemmer is so anti- He's very proud to not know. He tends to not know anybody from SpongeBob. You think your dad knows who Squidward is? Ah, that's tough. Yeah. My dad knows who Flats is.

It's his favorite cartoon character. My mom definitely knows who Squidward is all it takes is to watch like you're watching her whole life Squidward is everywhere Squidward's household Is everywhere they've seen him, but I don't know if I don't know my dad knows you might just say oh my god I point say that's the guy from SpongeBob. Yeah, do it. Do you want your dad to know Squidward? I? Would love my dad know Squidward in a sense do yeah you if you're just watching it all day as a kid he would hope He picked up on it once. I think you're going the wrong way I think does it does anyone under the age of 12 know who John Travolta not a cheat day you're 100% right?

It's good word is way more famous, okay, but anybody I think Travolta is gonna own the 70 and above He's gonna own it and he's gonna own it like 90 10 There's not that many there's more at what age would it flip Squidward is more famous than I'm trying to think of people who are more famous than Squidward Not LeBron most famous Squidward more famous than LeBron sorry LeBron is more famous and you think LeBron has China low he does but the squidward We're not China. Oh, he does. But does Squidward have China? Oh yeah.

Does Squidward have China? Is Squidward international? Yes. I mean, not international in the sense that other countries, but every other country. I think LeBron has China. I think Squidward has China and India. LeBron doesn't have all of India.

LeBron doesn't have India. Does Squidward have all of India like that though? It's all about India and China. It's all about India and China. It's all about India. Lebron has India, right? Lebron has China for sure. India's up for grabs for both of them. I don't know if there's any evidence

that Squidward has India locked down. Can you teach, let's figure this out. Indian Squidward or what are we doing? I think Squidward is worldwide. Oh yeah. Le Squidward is worldwide. Oh, yeah, LeBron is worldwide But is he global in it like every 100% of countries know who LeBron is like a lot of them It's Squidward 100% I feel like like low-income people from Southeast Asia Southeast Asia I feel like Pakistan. I feel like the stands that Afghanis don't know LeBron

Is it Southeast Asia fucking with LeBron more than more than squidward, but they know them it's not a it's a matter of hmm Well if he's more famous little brawn he's more famous than pretty much everybody And I don't know he's not more famous than spongebob Yeah, we're talking what yeah, is this the number there? They're good at SpongeBob number three character three behind Patrick. Yeah, sorry Mr.. Krabs oh is Squidward above Patrick. I think like name recognition. Yeah every time you hear Patrick like Patrick who oh I think you ask over a little I think you always say Patrick star

Don't you know always not if you're a squid word has a unique like LeBron right there for so people But are we are we circling? It's calling spongebob the most famous person slash character in the world. I think it's spongebob Ronaldo Squidward Looking back that's Bob Cass was loaded. Yeah yeah damn hat star you're calling him Pat three of the top six hat star Drake you throw mr. Krabs in there mr. crab Bruno Mars that's the top eight and who's outside looking at plankton how

close is Gary Fred the fish yeah like is close plankton is more famous than Plankton is more famous It's recognizable and Brad Pitt interchangeable Plankton's more famous than Brad Pitt plankton's more famous than Brad Pitt That's like fucking Che with Bruce Lange Bruce Ville and the lance yeah, that's yeah Top five most recognizable in Hollywood no you still Yeah, that's yeah top five most recognizable Hollywood. No are you still? Do you recognize him as somebody that looks weird but not as that's Bruce villain And I don't think now anybody knows even if they looked at him

They say he's funny looking, but I don't know who that is well Hollywood Squares has been Defunct for a long time. No, it's back. It was defunct for a long time when you said it longer now You really think is it in is he on it though think Plankton's more famous than Brad Pitt because you can argue Plankton's like an ancillary character almost too I was yeah I may have rushed into that but he very well could be Brad Pitt Yeah What spongebob character is Dave Portnoy more known than any Sandy bubble buddy Sandy this little Bob Larry the lobster no Larry's got Portnoy. Oh my god not even close through the sex appeal like

I'm feeling insecure of it by spongebob bag right now barnacle boy Barnacle bull no I think no cuz people go as him all the time for Halloween Yeah, all the time is a stretch no thank no Kevin the CQ cover I want to say heaven is I think y'all are overrating the spongebob universe a little bit kept now watch your mouth Oh watch your mouth walk We might be but I think like Gary is more famous than a sap Rocky yes Yeah, I've always said that How many a listers are in spongebob?

Is this too? I think it's probably squidward cuz I do think pat stars in a list but again if you say Patrick You like who and I think sandy cheeks is up there. She's not a lister She's she's way more episodes in plankton. It might be just spongebob. I'm not sure squidward's an a-lister. You're insane You're forgetting about India. I'm not sure if Squidward's an A-lister. He's got them all. You had this the whole time? They're A-lists, how could you not? Everyone's got an impression of them.

We're missing some core characters still. Pearl? No. Come on. Mrs. Puff. Why, SpongeBob? Again, you're deep in the lore. You're getting more deep in the lore than you need to. Come on Mrs. Puff Why? You're deep in the lore you're getting more deep in the lore than you need to I'm just going off the premises of if All right, let's in is let's a spongebob one obviously squibbered to patch star three

That's that's our top three in spongebob four is is plankton or is it mr. Krabs force mr. Krabs, right? Well, they're they kind of they go together You didn't you haven't said cheeks. You haven't said Cheeks once? You haven't said Sandy Cheeks once? That's pretty sexist. I know Krabs, I don't know if I'm gonna punch him off the top of my head. I said Sandy, I was the first person to say Sandy.

Okay. So don't, I can't be sexist against a squirrel. Is Sandy Cheeks a top three most famous woman in America? No. Maybe. Taylor Swift is one Beyonce Beyonce Sandy you don't think Sweeney is coming up on Sandy's block hasn't been around long enough and she much she's top five Sydney Sweeney no Sandy I don't think Sandy Cheeks has the cache outside of spongebob that you guys think she does For example I found out her name. So wait you're saying yeah people that have never seen spongebob probably don't know Sandy Cheeks

This is an argument how famous how big is spongebob big globally, and I think it's massive I think it spans like four generations. I think the young kids still know spongebob characters Gen Z Millennials Gen X and a lot of boomers Well, I know when it came out it was a show for kids that adults could watch Mm-hmm, and now you've had multiple generations where those adults have showed it to their kids are shown to their kids now The main guy the creator passed though. Now. It's I think more geared towards kids. It's more kids now It's not as adult humor. Yeah, cuz sailor mouth I remember watching sailor mouth with the whether they had the cuss word and like 2000 dolphin noise

Yeah, and it was the funniest fucking yeah, you really it was the funniest. It was really fucking funny I can't speak in hyperbole, but you can how come you can do hyperbole, but I can't do hyperbole You're right. I I'm sorry you're saying sailor mouthouth is the, what is Sailor Mouth? Sailor Mouth is the episode where they- SpongeBob learns a cuss word on the next episode. Oh, this is SpongeBob. He learns a cuss word. Old Man Jenkins' horn. Yeah, it's very funny.

I was simply trying to give SpongeBob the credit for its funny episode and you- Is that your number one SpongeBob episode? It is to me. What about the Super Bowl halftime show? I'm sure it was good. I haven't seen that many episodes, frankly. And you know all these people.

Yeah, you gotta think, he made his mark on like certain Universal Studios. He's had movies come on over the year that just causes him to rise again. Have you consumed more hours of SpongeBob than hours of LeBron? Is he even the most famous cartoon character? I think Marge Boddy's Sandy Cheese.

I think SpongeBob is the most famous cartoon character. I think Marge body sandy cheeks I think SpongeBob is the most famous cartoon. I 2025 by far by far Mickey Mouse, where you sing Homer? He said Marge. He's saying Marge for he's doing woman for woman. Yeah fucking squirrel homie Are you like embarrassed to do this around big cat? Different Danny's of just we can finally either real Danny just a bunch of other characters as Peter Griffin overtaken Homer Simpson. Yes Hard to say that they're both still going though They're both still going but I think family guys built as as passionate a fan base as the Simpsons at this point

Simpsons feels more dated than family guy does sure does yeah, but like the yellow guy You can't just say the yellow guy. No you can't say that Peter Griffin ever had a Macy's Day parade balloon almost certainly I know Stewie has Stewie has yeah, but bar simpson also has You ever see a Dave Blunt's describing why Brian Griffin's funny He has a really good breakdown as to why Brian Griffin's very Sounds amazing yeah, and that's just like holy shit. I've been missing I I never got Brian and now I do is he just like it's a dog that speaks perfect English like what's his rationale? I was pretty much a one-for-one It's a really good Dave Blunt I do love that in cartoons like with Brian they start they started killing characters Brian was dead

And it was a brutal death yeah the cartoon, but then they brought him back. He's fucked so many hot chicks really hot chicks. Yeah they evolved He talks like a human though So it's like man with Brian talking like a human and we see him acting like a human Each episode and then he'll acting like a human each episode, and then he'll do like some dog shit, like scratch at the door, that's why it's funny. You know what I'm saying?

When you see Brian do a dog shit, you laugh because he's not usually doing dog shit, he's doing human shit, because he's a talking dog. Dogs can't normally talk, Brian. They're pretty shit. Dogs can't talk. So it's like when Brian starts talking about shit that's Brian, you know, but then we got some dog shit you laugh. Why are we laughing because the nigga is a dog. We

shouldn't be laughing with this dog shit. The reason why we laugh is because the nigga acts like a fucking human. He doesn't act like a dog Doesn't act like a dog, man It's so fucking funny when Brian does dog shit yeah, and like we don't realize that Blunt's crushed. Thank you Blunt's yeah, yeah when Brian is like arse yeah He will do that in the show. He'll go chase something. When he can't stand up in a car?

Yeah. What the fuck? Back to writing his novel. Hey, Lois, there's a dog over there. Brian is acting weird. He needs to get back to writing his novel. They flipped the idea of what a dog is on its head. That was masterful.

That was good. Is that the only Dave Blunt's breakdown I don't know but I need way more I need way more I need I need more life out of him because he's funny and great at rapping is he great at rapping I don't know if we want to be the Dave Blunt show okay stuff with Kanye he's doing a lot of stuff with him well I actually I he's texting he's tweeting screenshots of text message conversations with Kanye but he's texting he's tweeting screenshots of text message conversations with Kanye But he's like allegedly writing his own album or something. I'll be writing Kanye's music. Ah

Really? Danny this is this is the perfect time for that Kanye impression. Yep that do it Danny You've been you've told me about this. I Don't even know if you can mouth it. No, okay, apparently not I'm a Dave Blunt fan when it comes to family guy He's one of the pre-eminent separate. I don't like his rapping, but his family guy takes yeah all in He's an elite fat guy too. You think so I think so what's it take to be an elite fat guy be fat Yeah, yeah an elite. I remember Barstool, Chicago had a tik-tok

I was getting millions and it was pissing me off because you guys had a draft big cat was on it too I believe and it was debating whether Goofy was a dog or a cow Yeah, and you would be surprised how many people were saying cow. Goofy's a dog. He's most definitely a dog It's are people confused by Pluto. It's it no it's it. Oh, it's actually a thing Goofy's a dog real thing. I'm telling you there. What do you mean? It's a thing Pluto being a dog. Hey, it actually a thing. Goofy's a dog. It's a real thing. I'm telling you. What do you mean it's a thing? Now Pluto being a dog. You can't just say it's a thing.

It is a thing. There is a strong. Like they didn't make up the debate. It's been a debate. The weird part is that Pluto is a dog in a universe where all the animals are talking. Exactly. But Pluto's just a dog.

So there's a strong faction that thinks that Goofy is a cow. No, Goofy's not a cow. They think like it's a theory that they know he's displayed and accepted as a dog, or they actually just think he's always meant to be a dog. I don't know if the voice actor gets to decide this. Bill Farmer didn't write the character. And that sentence doesn't make sense.

The closing argument is he's got a dog nose. He's got a dog everything. Goofy's a dog. He's also been the voice actor since 1987 he missed 60 years of goofy he can't tell me what goofy is goofy is not simply a dog or cow the voice actor doesn't get to decide yes I've always said fuck Bill Farmer big up canis goofus big up if you're just saying can't if you're saying Kane how much do you respect the creator like the guy that created the gif says it's pronounced gif

Do you does that me does that make you if you were a gif guy where you like it's well when I find out That it is graphic right right yeah, yeah, so that that makes it gif to me, okay? I'd he still calls it gif like a boomer no I know I think I call it gif and I get made fun of for that you know you want toiffing used to always call a jiff and I'd be like that's peanut butter. Did I? Yeah Choosy mom thinking about peanut butter. Mm-hmm. They sure do from dogs to peanut butter. Mm-hmm What do you call it gif gif yeah, it's proper term if spongebob ran for president Is he getting a sizable part of the vote oh my god in India That's in India Spongebob was bigger than LeBron James so LeBron's got him now until recently well

They just figured out about LeBron's there's excitement. We got to wait for the taper off and these I think the taper off has happened the Spongebob taper off happened Yeah, but look at Spongebob's peaks compared to LeBron it took until the 2016 finals for LeBron to overtake SpongeBob in India Yeah, what a LeBron SpongeBob they're dead Like if you were to average it I'd imagine but like that LeBron's highs have never met SpongeBob's what year is that giant sponge Bob? Hey, that's is that the movie beats me it might be I think the movie is late 2004 you think that was his high or was it was his cartoon high it was his TV show that's about where the Is that the movie? Beats me. It might be. I think the movie is late 2004. You think that was his high or was it was his cartoon high?

Was his TV show high? That's about where the series peaked. Does quality wise. How is LeBron at zero then? Because people were too busy with SpongeBob. Because India didn't have the internet. It was linked up with Hasselhoff. The way that they do.

Yeah, but how did he go down is what I'm saying. From 04 to 05. I think they learned learned about when the draft happened and then stopped caring for a little bit there's a lot of countries that don't care about basketball I'll just say this is this data do we know this data do we know that Indians in 2004 knew about LeBron and immediately said I don't know that LeBron just immediately forgot about him because I don't know that's possible you don't think you can forget about

LeBron I don't think you can forget once you see LeBron. It's hard to put him out of mind He's just like an internet sensation to them like we move on to the next meme Yeah, I think you'd be surprised how many people internationally don't like really know who LeBron is So we don't know like the top cricket star, but there's there's not knowing There there's being able to recognize his face and then like knowing who and what he is You're saying LeBron's face is more recognizable than spongebob's well spongebob walking down the street more people are looking at spongebob yeah the walking sponge give me a break Brandon I notice you haven't broken out of sponge give me a fucking break the

the mr. Krabs being the evil the evil security guard in Shawshank has always fucked me up yeah his voice the guy the bad guy in Shawshank the bad not warden the warden is the warden but the his henchman the Byron Hadley that shoots the guys huh and beats him he voices he voices mr. Krabs he's also in starship troopers Five for me Starship troopers yeah, I never saw it came out in like 97 a lot of tip sawed in theaters of my dad I was not a good movie to go to it's the first time I've ever seen a woman lick a man's nipple in a sex scene Oh, really? I didn't know you could do that. I just found out

again, just a general spongebob fan don't like it as much as the rest of people but Do you agree that the you have? Engrained in your brain you agree that the characters in spongebob all represent one of the seven deadly sins once I hate when people do that shit That's why I asked I'm not saying I agree with it But I heard like big spongebob fans like you guys probably would you just being it's pretty spot-on Crabs is greed obviously sheiks is pride Sure, is that a seven deadly? What is what a sponge oh, yeah, so I made this graphic for you guys pearl is lust

Yeah, she does always choose always she's always hunting for dick. She be lustin'. Oh god. Pearl got no play. Even for like... You hate this huh Nick? I think, I just think there... I think Squidward covers more than Ron.

People always try to find shit. Like Caillou was dead right? Or Caillou was dying? I agree but this one's pretty on point for each of them. Yeah but if they're writing storylines obviously're writing storylines. Obviously they all have Personality traits. Yeah, they all just happen to be one of the seven deadliest. Oh, yeah That's how traits work gluttony The seven deadly sins are just traits. That's what they are But most characters are like oh is the nice guys the funny guy

But Squidward has Squidward has moments and episodes where he's not that where he Squidward has moments of gluttony Yeah, he has moments of everything He has moments of envy you think squinford squibber doesn't have any guys and be able to talk about this No, we adults. That's fine. You just really want to believe that no, so did you hate when they said buster Baxter was gay What from Arthur? Yeah, he was gay Yeah, I clocked that really early on Buster No one was tricking on Buster Baxter. I Think if I were gay I trick on oh he was dressed for Easter every episode fair enough fair enough Ed

You looking up Buster. I don't know who Buster is I don't know rabbit. He's the guy. He's the gay ass rabbit So there Arthur never seen Arthur no I said guys. It was the Caillou He had he was dying of cancer if you want to make reading rainbows by the parents. I can't do all are they just yeah He's not a bad-looking guy For a rabbit a white rabbit. He's a magician's rabbit Yes, yes, I came out that they thought it was gay Well, he's a children's cartoon. I don't know if he has a sexuality. Aren't rabbits, rabbits are gay, aren't they?

Burton. So fuck a lot. Burton Ernie. Burton Ernie. They took baths together, Nick. I think they were related. Burton Ernie. Yeah. Her brothers or cousins? Cousins, I think.

Oh, like Larry and Balke from Perfect Strangers. Sure. Y'all ever heard Bronson Pinchot talk? I don't know who that is. Yeah. It was on the Surreal Life. This is fucked up. Bronson Pinchot just, he's just an American and doesn't have an accent?

Yeah. Every character he ever did had an accent. He was real weird on the Surreal Life. Was he? Yeah. Was he? Bronson Pinchot? The Surreal Life was like, was flavor flavor in that?

Yeah, no. Uh. Yes, yes he was. That's how he started, right? With Bridgette's. Brigitte Nielsen. Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah, they were. Were they fucking?

They were a thing, they were a item. They might've got married. They might've gotten married. I liked that show. She really, she was so hot in the 80s. Ed, were you a big VH1 dating show guy? Yes, dude. Me too. Like people talk about the downfall of MTV,

VH1 fell off just as hard. Yeah, I loved the 80s. I love the 90s I loved those and that but those reality shows. I was obsessed with I wept when real died from from real chance of love And I love New York. Yeah wept. She died in the show. He died no of cancer years later. Oh, great hair. I Thought he was a she real was real was a man. Yeah, he was in the he was in the stallion airs chances cousin, right? Yeah Oh what you still watch a lot of those don't you think brother as much anymore now? What you used to have like a recap show on what was that the challenge challenge challenge? Yeah, he's real great hair Oh my god. Look at that. Yeah, I P real is right deck

Yeah, New York is my favorite show pumpkin. Yeah. Yeah, mr. Dick. Yeah, New York. He was my favorite on the show. Pumpkin, yeah. Yeah. Mr. Boston. Yeah, Mr. Boston. He made it way further than I thought. He did. He did. New York liked Mr. Boston.

Yeah. For some reason. Teela Tequila? Yeah, she was a Nazi. Yeah. She, yeah. Bisexual Nazi. A shot at love with Teela Tequila.

Double shot at love was guys and girls, right? Mm-hmm. Don't say right. I wasn't sure I Could be wrong Who was the guy I really don't know the answer this he would teach guys to talk to women. Oh my god mystery The whole time I watched that, I was like, I don't think this guy's good at talking women. He made the guys look so much worse.

Yeah. I just remember an episode, he made a guy go gauge his ears. He didn't even have his ears pierced. Yeah. It was peacocking. Yeah. I saw him make a guy walk up to a father, daughter, in a restaurant and hit on the daughter

in front of the father. Said, if you could do it here, you could do it anywhere. Mystery has a book. I'm embarrassed to say that I've read it. You read Mystery's book? Yeah. anywhere. There's mystery has a book I'm embarrassed to say that I've read it you read mysteries book By Neil Strauss, it's called the game was it like a how-to Was it about him or was it about his techniques there's about him and his techniques cowboy hats gotten so much

I've never seen a cowboy at that small I thought that's what I needed oh Hints of Tommy Wiseau with Tommy Lee good call So how was the book would you learn yeah? You want not to do yeah, you learn like you just learn some techniques about what it negging and stuff Kyle actually I thought that was a good book I thought that was a good book I thought that was a good book I thought that was a good book So how was the book? What'd you learn? Yeah. Uh, you- What not to do? Yeah, you learn like, uh, you just learn some techniques about like, negging and stuff.

Kyle accidentally sent me a pickup artist video recently. And you were like, ignore that. Very embarrassing. That was embarrassing. Who were you sending that to? I was gonna send it to Jeff. You sent it to a random group chat that somebody added us to. I know. I don't know how to share on Instagram. It's super embarrassing. So it was a bunch of strangers that we've never responded to in this group. I know I don't know how to share on Instagram. It's super embarrassing So it was a bunch of strangers that we've never responded to in this I know and you sent a pickup artist

He's been asking me like questions and I was like embarrassed Mystery works, you know why it works Why because he persuades men to go out and try and they end up going one for 99 as opposed to zero for one And it's the one that counts His whole crew was funny I forget their names though they had good ass name Yeah, they did gave the guys on the reality show names. It was so awesome. Yes. I only watched like two or three episodes I don't remember the crew at all. He absolutely shit on this chubby dude for wearing a rugby shirt

He was like get that the fuck off your body. You need a leather vet. What was his style? He was like steampunk Yeah, like feathers and shit. Yeah, I remember correctly. Yeah He I think there's a story in the book about how we like picked up Paris Hilton or something He got mystery got Paris. I think so. I could be wrong. No that I'm gonna stop that no mystery didn't get Paris Hilton dude Someone in the book did I know they mentioned it I read this whole fucking thing when I was in like eighth grade You read the mystery book in eighth grade. Yeah, I'm telling you I don't even know how I was reading Tucker max in eighth and I read That too. What's reading? Yeah, limbaugh you were in rush Limbaugh and Charles Barkley autobiographies. I was a fucked up kid

Yeah, yeah, I was all over the place damn Well, we've been like Andrew Tate guys if we were younger I don't I hope you would have I was like if you're reading Mr. But he was reading Tucker Max that's the same I was reading Tucker Max I was like in I was like in high school and I was just saying I can't wait till I leave a shit stain on a White couch after he was perfect like he would talk about his blackout Yeah, but recount so vividly how well he owned every woman you used to do his death juice Didn't you and a camel back? Oh, yeah?

At Kent State you were like going around you would go out with a camel back and have Tucker max's death Jews Red Bull Gatorade and never clear With a camel back and have Tucker max's death juice Red Bull Gatorade never clear He told me what in and out burger was Tucker max remember that yeah, I don't remember I just Google the restaurant for you now. He just like you had to learn about shit like that and just in novels about other things Yeah Can you put mysteries crew was one of them like Rhino or is that spider man? That's a wrestler You never watch this Brandon no well no I should do a watch part. I saw I've never seen it I saw I think maybe one or two episodes

You know how VH1 would would just show or maybe was MTV I don't know, but they would they would just one Sunday afternoon, they'd show 90 of them in a row, and just get locked into them for some whatever reason. So I remember catching a couple of mystery episodes, because I was never a big watcher of any of those. Oh, I sprinted home from it. All those 2007, 2008, all those 2000 to 2009 shows. We need to get him in here for like a week

and get the whole office. Mystery, James Matador is that matador? Simeon Moses Should I hit him up before Beach House? Yes, Danny if you're mystified. I still got the book. I can give you too I'll read the bad. He gave everybody names Matador was cool. Matador was all about the pussy. I thought they all were all about the pussy. No, mystery was about the game. Matador was about closing the deal. You know

another thing, you know how many air buds there are? No. Well there's obviously seventh inning fetch. Yes. There's golden receiver. Sure. What's the uh... Basketball was just air bud. Do you count air buddies? There's an ice one is there a hockey one there was Almost certainly right was there something done every sport. Yeah, has he has he done pickleball yet? Oh, he's done a lot I'm gonna say there's been a lot of six air buds. I think there's like 16 There's not 16 air where our air buds the now CDs air bud air bud golden receiver air bud world pup

All right seventh and thatch spikes back volleyball volleyball air here come the air buddies Air buddies snow buddies space buddies wait cut there's a now. What's the air buds actual name bud de Sicho? I? Always forget air buds actual name bud de Sicho? I always forget air buds Italian Santa buddies spooky buddies treasure buddies, but those aren't sports But they started doing holidays and then what he's Santa paws a wrinkle into it. I Thought there'd be a good punishment someone has to watch all those consecutive how much money you think Robert Vance made off the air at the airbud movies a

lot You know how many Mary Kate and Ashley Olson movies there were there's got to be they made them into their 20s There has to be 50 16 is what the number I Their own movies like Mary Kate and Ashley do this yeah, it would be like them horseback riding They were churning those out. They were absolutely turn a little yeah, yeah, all right Mary fuck kill the no Mary Kate and Ashley do this? Yeah, it would be like them horseback riding. I thought they were churning those out. They were absolutely churning them out. They were detectives for a little bit. Yeah.

All right, Mary Fuck Kill. No. Mary Kate and Ashley's movies. Okay. The Air Buds or Ernest's. You gotta marry Ernest. I'm marrying Ernest. I legitimately live through the Ernest

and like the Ernest, so marrying them. Ernest, I don't think you can lump in with that. Ernest was more of like a of a mr. bean to me hmm yeah I did I could see that anyone younger than TJ do you know what Ernest is I don't know no okay really I've heard of him but Ernest P. Warrell never met him 14 14 I would have guessed way more grandmother's house we go that long and then and they just started getting a little weird So I guess they started off weird rest in peace to Ernest. Yeah

Varney, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the voice of slinky dog. Yes. That's right. He was Mm-hmm in Toy Story was that Sean Hunter's dad who Sean Hunter? No in maybe maybe who knows and Is that Sean Hunter's dad? Who? Sean Hunter? No. Maybe. Maybe. Who knows? And the same guy that's in Fifty First Dates? Pee Wee Herman is the character that lived on, but Jim, Ernest P. Warrill was big in the 80s too. Scared Stupid was legitimately good. Like, that troll was terrifying.

Ernest Goes to Camp was good. Yeah. Ernest went to prison, didn't he? That wasn't a movie. Yeah, he did. He went to prison. Ernest did? Yeah, oh yeah.

How many is Tyler Perry? Is Tyler Perry the Ernest of today? Maybe. I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie. I haven't either. My mom swears by Boo Amadea Halloween. Boo, one or two? I don't know.

Does scary movies count? I think he owns 90%% of Atlanta Tyler Perry is obscenely rich. Is he a billionaire? Oh, yes, he is obscenely rich Mary fuck killed in terms of popularity Spongebob Mickey Mouse Bugs Bunny Mickey Mouse is almost I mean I still think Bugs Bunny is more famous than SpongeBob. Oh really? I think Easy Kill of Bugs. They're not even close. Are we doing quality of character? Because Bugs Bunny is the best of all of them. It was popular.

By far. Popular. I might have gotten gut by the internet, but didn't Christopher Walken came out and said he's heavily inspired by Bugs Bunny in his acting? I don't think it's fair, because I think in his era Bugs Bunny was more famous and popular than SpongeBob ever was in his era What's up, Doc? I can see it You think Buster Baxter has hurt the bunny game at all because people like confuse them

Nobody's confusing Bugs with Buster. Keep losing me on Buster Baxter. I was a Tiny Toons guy though I liked I liked Buster Bunny right was that Buster Bunny wasn't it? What was the tiny to the blue Tiny Toons? Yeah, playing bugs money. Yeah, come on Bugs bunny quality wise is way better than Mickey Mouse and sponge. I've ever thought about looney tunes is funny Did you ever show any of your kids Barney is that he's he's still around no I never Completely dead we miss Barney when my kid when my girl came around she's the oldest we were it was a fresh beat band and yo Gabba gabba, it's fresh beat band There were some stuff that just didn't didn't last a paw patrol which came out when she was kid lasted and and and caught on

But like the stuff that she liked when she was three and four just didn't like Max and Ruby Ruby and Max Yeah, the fresh beat band was I think all those guys ended up as bad people. Maybe not. Twist? Hold on. Show me those pictures again. You're going to name the Fresh Beat Band? How are we ever going to know if you're incorrect? I felt like we could Google them. Maybe.

Twist? I know Twist. Marina. Marina quit so she could go do... yeah. What did Marina go do? Crazy things. Did they recast Marina? There was double marinas. Yeah, Shayna Rose was the second Marina Kiki was yeah, there you go Kiki and then who was the white guy go back oh He was twist and then he was shout got it There's a Barney movie coming out coming out. Yeah There's a Barney movie coming out. Coming out?

Yeah. What is it? Like, is Barney still on air? I think it's the premise is the guy who was behind the mask and was alike to be so hated. But Barney always sucked and everybody always, Barney was always a joke. I like Barney as a kid. Barney was always a joke. He was always a, before he had memes he was a meme.

I like Barney. Nobody liked Barney. Miss Rachel killed Barney. Miss Rachel killed everybody, right? She just ate up the whole kids' universe. Is Barney in public domain? I don't understand. How long does that take?

That's 50 years, right? That's why Disney keeps remaking movies, so it re-ups there. Winnie the Pooh is in public domain now. So can we pick somebody that's in the public domain and just put it on a Yak shirt? We can do a Winnie the Pooh shirt? Yeah, just Winnie the Pooh and it says the Yak above it. Absolutely can. I think. That doesn't seem right. Yeah, that's how they got away with that horror movieoh show? Yeah, just Winnie the Pooh and it says the Yak above it. Absolutely can. I think.

That doesn't seem right. Yeah, that's how they got away with that horror movie, right? Yeah, right. Blood and Honey. Did anybody see that? I just knew that it existed. Yeah, I didn't see it. I heard it was very gory. It came out like the day the... Yep, they wasted no time. Well that means they were filming it when it wasn't public domain, so was that... I guess they I can say they make it public though Eddie you had to have seen it. You're just lying

I I wish I did but I did not Not even with that movie pass you got I don't think I went to theaters I think it was a straight to VHS got a movie pass. Yeah, I use it a lot Sound thrilled about it. I like going movies. I don't go to movies enough every time I go I'm like I need to go more you got to get the pass and you will go you don't have to But it will help you go more What if you don't go more than you just got a pass? Or then you're in the same boat. Are you a matinee guy? Yes

For sure. I don't think it's natural to go to the movies in the daytime I don't like leaving the theater and it's bright. Yeah, that's an ed ain't human But I like good audiences and you're more likely to get that in the daytime. Yes, really? Yeah You get fucking kids are out of school at night. Oh, I think you kids are the worst summer you get kids out of school in the daytime Yeah, the summer sure don't be going to kids movies then well, they see Jurassic Park, you don't think they're gonna be at that next week. I Jurassic Park you don't think they're gonna be at that next week I

So but I think we've we've pretty much wrung out the Jurassic Park world as much as we can ring They're just making dinosaurs now. You know it's crazy though that someone brought to my attention How come dinosaur dress a park doesn't own dinosaurs? I have a dinosaur movies Why haven't anyone else done as well like dinosaur land yeah? Clifford That's a dog. No. Clifford the movie. Clifford's a big red dog. Clifford's a movie. Are you talking about the same Clifford? No. There we go. Is there a Clifford dinosaur movie? Clifford with Martin Short. Yes. Oh okay. But he's also a big red dog. Yeah that one. But that's not a dinosaur. There's no dinosaur. Yes there is. He goes to Dinosaur Land.

Well, that's a house, and that's Charles Groton. I promise you, at the end, he goes to Dinosaur Land. You gotta have a dinosaur. But just- There's Clifford, the big red dog. Type in Clifford movie Dinosaur Land. Would you rather have a big red dog as a pet or a dinosaur as a pet?

Dinosaur. Dinosaur. A big red dog would suck. Why is it big and why is it red? Well, the dinosaur's probably gonna be big too, if we're being honest. See? I'd, I'd... Hey, you're calling. Big red dog would suck. Why is it big and why is it right? Well the dinosaurs probably gonna be big too for being honest see I'd

Eat your heart not to have a big red dog No way cuz the shits when it gets excited, dude I have you're assuming the dinosaurs not gonna have grotesque shit. Yeah, you're right. We've seen it. Yeah Unless you have a rather than playing around in it. Yeah How big was Clifford huge he was house-sized yeah It was to do puppy isn't even your dog at that point. It's just run around the city You're not stopping it from doing anything Did he was Clifford ever growing or did he grow to a huge size and stop?

That's a good question ever expanding. He stopped faint memories of him being a puppy I don't know that much about Clifford to be honest Yeah, we seem to be really focused on the big part not the red part. Yeah, red is crazy, too Not as No, the big is what is little crazy. Oh red. Did you draft it? I didn't but I drafted Austin. Okay, that's good I draft Austin was did you ever make that your voicemail? I bet you was did you ever make that your voicemail um I bet you did Yeah, I bet you did

Yeah, he also drafted sangria. I think that's fine, too. Yeah Don't do that wait. Did you not know who who drafted sangria nobody did he's just saying a thing like Shelton guy No, I drafted Austin, and then we all shit on Blake Shelton for what he became. What do you count in his country? Could you take John Denver? White House Dave took no somebody John Denver you took I don't really consider whatever I think he was country back in the day back in the day became folky folksy What number did you get Keith Urban at I didn't get a key? Do you guys like that song as West Virginians? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's just a good song.

Country roads? Yeah. I think it's great, yeah. I've noticed a conflict coming back to Chicago from a trip. Usually people are playing Homecoming by Kanye, number one song to come back to Chicago to. Now we got this new song. And when I'm back in Chicago.

Which one do you go with, man? I'm torn. So you play a song when you come back in Chicago, which one you go with man, I'm torn So you play a song when you come back to Chicago? Yeah, that's pretty I saw a tick-tock We're listening music. I saw a tick-tock once a movie singing back in Chicago So I'm a back in Chicago guy. You don't must have to be no one time the wanton don roasted me for that I said, it's nice to listen to homecoming. Sometimes you to come home. He's like dude. You went to Wyoming for five days Nice to listen to homecoming sometimes you to come home. He's like dude you went to Wyoming for five days When I was when I was coming back from storm chasers was like eight days five cities you're passing that Concord building Nikki smokes had homecoming fired up. I was like alright

This hits Nikki smoke says yeah Three weeks at that point kept saying you remember that kept saying I can't wait to back to my city Let's go ahead have multiple Chicago songs. Oh, that's too mmm City is that homecoming Chicago does every state have a song that like New York's got plenty we got a couple of what we don't have one you don't have one Would you rather have a couple or one? We have a quarterback blackwater by doobie brothers and Mississippi Queen Mississippi Queen is probably it yeah well I hope blackwater keep on rolling Mississippi moon kids keep on shine that that one's up there California love yeah California has to have so many yeah mm-hmm

does Wyoming have a song oh man it's a hard one to even sing it could take Cheyenne oh I can still make Cheyenne. You can still make Cheyenne song. Or Beaches of Cheyenne. Yeah they got a couple country ones. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good question.

The Dakotas don't have songs. North Dakota. Wisconsin? No. Wisconsin's probably got a song. Wisconsin does. But even like saying it, I can't even picture that in a song. T-Pain's song?

Oh yeah it is. Good call TJ. put you in a mansion somewhere in Wisconsin. Does Idaho have a song? Boy is he has to be said somewhere yeah We should have ron make songs for states all these states that don't have one yet Also, you could argue state sweet home Chicago, too, but yeah, there's a ton. There's a lot. Sufjan Stevens? Yo, yeah, Illinois. Chicago. Oh, I mean West Virginia is the only state that has like an anthem. I don't think so.

Tennessee has Rocky Top. Is that like a marching band? No, Rocky Top's a song that the band plays, but I would say those are the two biggest, and of course they're college football related, but those are the two biggest state related songs. And it's not even about West Virginia if I'm correct. Sweet Home Alabama as well. of course they're college football related, but those are the two biggest state related songs. And it's not even about West Virginia if I'm correct. Sweet Home Alabama as well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Another where he was. Oh my, yeah. Mm-hmm. No, that pisses me off. It's about coming home to West Virginia. So he's saying the things he's seeing. I was sort of, is it about West? So is it about Western Virginia?

All those things are, dude. No, I'm sorry. It's about country roads taking you home. I get like five tweets a week. That's just like, did you know? Was that necessary? You, of all people. I was asking the question.

Little boy. It was very white sex data view, Nick. I knew it was coming. Yeah, okay. Damn, Brandon. I was simply the avatar for the question. You were just the avatar, I'm sorry asking sit up straight You're talking on man. Let's put an end to it. It's not about Western, Virginia. Okay, apparently it wasn't written by John

It was written about someone who was traveling through Maryland You're gonna yell at him. It's still about coming back It's about the emotion Thank you for reasonably explaining that to me I appreciate yeah he's from Jersey I am a Jersey boy what no you can't be a Jersey boy I am I was born there I'm more culturally Jersey down to Georgia well isn't your hometown no with Georgia on my mind okay you move when you're one George

You're not from close. You're not That's what I just said I didn't know that was the name of the song yeah, I was seeing the ludicrous remix No, you weren't and if you want I could sing the little Wayne remix where he disses George Bush He just adds Bush at the end of Georgia after the hurricane. What's Texas's KB? Oh? Come back to Texas even Texas deep in the heart by yeah, Zibo Zach Randolph oh, there's the George straight sky like sir. Oh, it's wish I was in Texas by Sandy cheese Oh, you're right cheeks cheeks has that back to cheeks. We're always are Cheeks has that. We're back to Cheeks?

We always are. That's how we've been, Cheeks. We always are. All my exes live in Texas. I wanna go home. Yeah, Texas has a thousand country songs. Does Oklahoma? Every city in Texas has a song, just about.

Laredo has a song. Amarillo. Odessa. Yeah. How often does each state... Whoa. Mississippi's up there. Well, yeah, because Mississippi has some of the...

It's home of the blues, and then it's got a lot of... Elvis. Does Elvis ever mention Mississippi? I would think so. He got to. A lot of miles mentions Mississippi in black velvet. Yeah, he's from Tupelo. What?

He's from Tupelo, right? He is from Tupelo, yeah. His birthplace is right there on East Main Street, just east of the Hardee's. Hardee's has good biscuits. I mean, how many people can be say they were born close to Hardee's in Mississippi? All of us. Yeah.

Either close to or even one. It wasn't us. Yeah. You were either born there or created there. 100% of us. No one between. Yeah. Is there like a shrine to him? There's a, the birthplace is a, is a marker, historical marker of the Ingo Sea.

And then all of downtown Tupelo has Elvis statues. Have you ever been to the rock where Barack kissed Michelle for the first time? No. I have not. Me, me, Kyle and Donnie went. How was that? It was outside of, what, Baskin Robbins? Baskin Robbins, cricket, wireless.

Yeah. Is it in Hyde Park? Oh, that's where we got hate-crimed. We did get hate-crimed because people thought we were Jewish. We were dressed as Jewish and they were like... Well, we weren't dressed as Jewish. We were dressed as the Blues Brothers, but we had our sunglasses and hats off, so we just had our like suits on Yeah

Where was it was Hyde Park? Yeah, I don't know Like a strip mall like kissed on the first date. He talks about the taste Michelle tasted like chocolate mmm Mmm Huh, did you guys kiss I kissed on II Just to recreate it I was Barack he was Michelle That's good. I would have had you as Michelle. I think yeah, thank you It's really nice of you Try to do NASCAR yeah Your show and you know you guys you made host. You made me open that. You're

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Everybody's pissing everybody's pissing it is definitely the most Pissed in between show has the network has to be and I don't know why is it the timing timing time of the day? The temptation of all these bevs yes a lot of good body armor here Yeah, I would say that's why what's uh Let's talk to each other. Let's stay with you. Dude. I did nothing. Yeah, I would say that's why what's uh Let's talk to each other. We'll stay with you. Dude. I did nothing. Yeah, nothing. I'm taking my dog to a Boarding thing for training and it's nicer than any a Hotel I've ever stayed in no really got heated floors. They play a movie in front of his bed every night

It's unnecessary Wow. Yeah, he has a grotto. Oh Wow grotto personal grotto. What exactly is a grotto? It's just I think it's only I think it's yeah It's got to have a stone of some sort. Yeah And it's like Does a water and movies make you thirsty? Water and seeing water movies makes me thirsty I Could see that especially when they're drinking it late at night. mmm like I don't even seeing like a waterfall in a movie I'm like I'm parched

Okay, so I grown-ups you were just constantly yeah, just wanted to drink water the whole time ready for a bed Yeah, no I get welcome back mr.. Piss I Told you not to call me there. I know I know oh look who it is Brands gonna freak out why is Brandon gonna freak out already boys are in the New York office right now. Oh my god Brandon No, come back in TJ pull it up this I'm pissed That's that's so unfair They get everything That's fucking yeah, Jerry that video from Jeff.

Yeah, somebody should do it. God damn it. That's awesome. Ask Nate to do it. No, because then I'd text Nate and he'd say something nice and I'd take it the wrong way. That's right. I text him back something nice, but something a little sarcastic. He'd take it the wrong way.

Then we wouldn't speak for six months. Sounds like a good thing. Are you gonna run the gauntlet today, Brent? Somebody gotta run the gauntlet today? We gauntleting? Do y'all wanna go the other way? Do y'all wanna just see... Do y'all just want to internally come up with who you think would run the absolute worst? That's what we want. That's the essence of the challenge for me is to see someone fail. Yeah, we so often are trying to see who's going to be up the top, who's going to break the record.

Let's go the other way. Who's going to break Jeff D. Lowe's record? Who's in the cave? Well, Goldfinger off-camera had the worst time. Did he? Yes. I heard that Yeah, I was like it was like an episode of like a Rugrats There's a lot of people because of the Ryder Cup and other things and there's a lot of people not here 1205 12 12 minutes and five seconds last year

we did a video of Eva TV where the interns like all Did parts of the gauntlet and then we figured out which ones of them We're gonna run the gauntlet and go finger. Let's get him an official time. Is he here? What was he back? I'm gonna call him you had to be bad at everything, but he seems mildly is he not that video it was stunning to me because Basketball presented basketball and wiffle ball presented by far the biggest challenges like it took All of them like 20 plus basketball a Shot attempts they all had to move up or a lot of them were throwing underhanded. I gotta see this he's not here I don't think he's here

Look a lot of people not here. Why don't you go round us up a gauntlet? Don't come back to you got a good one. He did retry though and got a 329 we did Oh, I already find us a double though and got a 329 we did oh Find us a double digit a double digit. Yeah editor Did the finger not answer you I didn't try to even We're calling him the finger now. Oh fingers already a good enough name right are they still making foam fingers That's a good-ass question Yeah, thanks guys. Thanks. They are fucking shit

I think they are because I every time I take my kid to a WWE event or a game That's what draws him in the money wants a foam finger really when I was a kid I wanted the phone I did too I had a wheeling nailers one in a wheeling gray We were very poor and we went to the WWE house show for the first time in 1989 My mom wouldn't buy me the foam finger. Who was rassling in the house show? It destroyed me. Brutus Beefcake, Greg Valentine, Andre the Giant was there.

Have you tried to chase that nostalgia by buying it on eBay now for $7,000? Yeah. Have you, actually? I have. Do you own it? No, there's nothing to own. I was going to say June. June was the word I was going for there.

But no, I did not. No, there's nothing to own June was the word I was going for there But no, I did not I went to a WWE house show they had that Stone Cold Steve Austin one except It was a middle finger. Yeah, so fucking did you buy it? I don't know if I did but I wish I did not I tell you what I wanted I wanted the hacksaw Jim Duggan To buy for home two by four and she said I'll just get you a real two by four when I get home. And I said, that's not the point, Mom. And then I ended up buying her a house.

You shouldn't have, looking back. No, she was a bad mother. She was a bad person. How's she adjusting? She's a pretty good Justin. She's probably a better Vicky, though. Sorry. Are we in the movie Airplane right now?

Sorry. I apologize. That movie, every line is a joke. It's so good. Yeah. She's doing good, but I'm thinking about taking the family on vacation next week. I'm sorry. I'm taking the family on vacation next week and she's going to be there by herself so I don't know how she's going to

deal with that. Plus she doesn't like not working She's trying to find a job. I say just retire, and she won't do it. She should be a librarian Now she's not quiet enough. Yeah shit. Yeah, she's too loud too boisterous Do you see there's a new naked gun movie coming out and it looks I think it looks good I agree it looks pretty good Everybody all the comments are all like dude shouldn't have done this shouldn't I think it looks pretty damn good spaceballs, too That one I'm a little less they have to call call it What was it a quest for more money? Yeah? Yes? Did you see the video? No? Oh, it was awesome like it was

Right. Yes, it was a scroll. Yeah, which is great. Have you seen the necky gun? Trailer I did yes, I think I think it looks damn good. I haven't seen the origin. Is it Glenn Powell? Is he is who's the who's in it? No, I think you're in Mason's and oh, okay, okay? Yeah, ah Is it going to be because I get excited about these re-released movies and all these big movies is it gonna be in theaters? I can go watch or do it because if they put it on Netflix or Amazon I'm just not gonna watch I believe the naked gun will be in theater. Okay, then I will see it Okay, what do you think is I'd like my movies to be movies? Yeah, I'm with you for sure like I I think happy Gilmore 2 is gonna be only Netflix. I'm not I'm just not watching that

I don't think we were being recorded about talking to Kyle. I probably I like movies more. I value fun more than good I like fun bad movies more than good boring movies. Okay. I think fun is the best thing a movie can be yeah Boring movies. Okay. I think fun is the best thing a movie can be yeah You like action-packed no. I like like funny. I like fun goofy. I like the movie shoot them up. I like the mummy I like starship troopers. I think those are all fun. Okay. I don't know if they're cinema You should see Thanksgiving it came out. I think last year or two years ago. Okay. Is it fun a horror movie? It's fun. Okay. That doesn't sound fun. It's fun I promise a Thanksgiving a horror movie. That's a second one there. Have you ever seen thankskilling with the turkey what no He fucks he fucks a woman in it Yeah, how are the duck fucks are fuck women or any kills her?

You ever seen Jack Frost with Shannon Elizabeth. Yeah Have you seen that one with um? Not the Michael Keaton one. No, that's a sad. He dies. That's very sad I Watched a movie with subtitles last night. Oh, yeah every movie can have subtitles. Yeah, come sit down Do you know why Danny grabbed you I don't think this is a guy that's not the guy This is not the guy Danny thinks we told him to grab you don't have a lot of people in a double digit gauntlet Competitive the worst gauntlet time imaginable he picked you Yeah We don't have a lot of people in a double digit gauntlet competitive the worst gauntlet time imaginable. He picked you Yeah

Bring me wrong We told him to go find the worst gauntlet a participant imaginable somebody that would put up a double digit time somebody that would stink He chose you I wouldn't have chosen you I don't know your name. You've run the gauntlet. No, I have not no Oh my god. I don't think I'd be the worst. What was the mean either? Drafty low nine just get ten minutes for me Don't say that I didn't mean to turn you on but Just ten minutes for ten minutes. Give me ten minutes Shane

You know did you know don't even give you it Shane? Did you know all the members of the yak represents one of the deadly sins mm-hmm Danny's lust? Brandon sloth. Iowa's pride. See you Danny. Ed. And wait, I'm the last one. Envy? Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah. How'd you get Envy? I'm Envy. Alright Shane. You ready? Why, do you want Envy? What's Kate? Who? She might be gluttony

Eating to the mic all right Shane you got a gauntlet running Oh, I'm gonna run like I can do it. I need a body armor sir. We need a goalie, too What do you need me to do? Yeah, hold the hold the body armor here all right come on Shane Oh, listen this segment is brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drink. This summer, cool off with Body Armor Chill, a bold new way to hydrate with no artificial dyes, flavors or sweeteners. Enjoy a new, refreshing, cooling sensation in three impossibly cold flavors, frozen berry, frozen cherry, and frozen orange. It's available for a limited time. Grab yours at 711 or a store near you.

Shane, I was drinking the frozen orange Kyle. Is that going to go well for him? Shane, who's that grumpy guy from Spongebob? Yeah, and who's that Laker? Who's the Laker? Los Angeles Laker? Yeah, Spidey Bob. Derrick Fisher? Yes. He still went nautical.

Nautical. Spidey's trying to cheese Brandon, it looks like. Did he just get cheesed? Oh my god. Shane, no more questions please. Just kidding. Shane, you got this. It'd be really cool if you got like at least in the eights though. I want you to give it your best, but I also want your best to be kind of bad. Antonio Gates jersey is a good omen.

I think so too. It's a good omen. I think he played basketball. Come on. Antonio Gates. He did? I know, every time he caught a ball, they said that. Oh really?

Yeah, I can't. Ready? Three, two, one, go. You say that. All right hi Shane I was started time started wait wait wait wait wait wait that was a great do it ran in a fake three two one go that was a little you just got it I was just you were telling Eddie how to fucking count down come on Brandon I appreciate it you ready TJ I'm ready. All right. Three, two, one, go. There we go.

Yes. Warm the wall. Got to be memes here. Are his bags getting really loud? How's he doing that? Yes. Yes, Shane. The memes record. Oh yeah, he's so bad. Here we go, Shane.

Y'all doubted me. Easy now, brother. Calm it down. That's my boy! A lot of screen time for DraftKings. Shane, you're over-saturating DraftKings. Still under a minute. Never mind. Oh, he's got a hanger Still under a minute Good time so far. He's still had a means on

He's officially taking the Lord's name in vain. Oh, yes, he started any what. Oh man Whoa the walk-off that was cocky. No, that was cocky for 90 throws in a row There we go Wyatt be a wall Wyatt Really need another 30 seconds there He's caught fire. Stop him. These are kind of all over it. Nailed it. Slow it down Shane. No rush. Okay, never mind, we're good. Oh no. I'm going to get a little bit of a head start. Nailed it. Slow it down Shane.

No rush. Okay, nevermind, we're good. No one can read them any trivia questions for the first minute. Oh, he tried to walk it off. Cocky, cocky. Oh my goodness. It's actually not a bad time. Well, he's not done yet. Still, he would have to have like five right now for me to be confident. I believe he represents wrath on part of my take too, so.

You know why I did this? Shane's always making those thumbnails. I believe he represents wrath on part of my take too, so You know I did this Shane's always making those thumbnails Making everyone look ugly All right, Shane. You can read right? Oh Orville Death death Justin Jefferson talk about something else Adrian Peterson colors of the rainbow? What a backfire.

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Earl Thomas Boom good job 340 says anything you want to tell Danny? Fuck you bitch Good stuff Shane Tinky Winky I Missed tank dude you missed take yeah, I didn't know you knew him like that. I do was tall as fuck Yeah, he were all like eight feet Tinky Winky was tall as fuck I remember when people thought Tinky weak Tinky Winky was like a gay icon because wasn't the upside down purple triangle like a gay So time I think you're right I Think there's a lot of things that...

I was more of a Po guy. People were... yeah I was Po. Po is a great name. We don't... never heard that name used again. Po was good. Nappy Roots. Was Po in Nappy Roots? No, that was a song. All my life I was Po. Oh, okay. How'd he do? Did fine. Right above Francis Ellis. They knocked down the hill to Teletubbies I saw recently. They did what? The hill is, I think the hill has been removed. Knocked down a hill? Yeah, the hill where they filmed up Teletubbies. When you knock down a hill doesn't it just remain a hill? Yeah. No, I think it becomes flat. They flatten it?, they flatten the hell. I'm pretty sure that's a damn shame Why was you ever flying the hell the guy was tired of people tourists on his lawn?

Oh, he oh people tourists were coming to see the the hill where they filmed all the tub ain't no way Place yes, I'm fairly sure guess that was a set. It was not a very distinct hill. It could be any ho That's what you think and silly see Paul jumping around the only here with a baby Son behind it yeah The Microsoft to I bet you I would stop at the Microsoft Hill the wallpaper yeah, bliss bliss I would stop at bliss. It's in Kansas tell tubby wait bliss is in Kansas. I think so Indonesia It's hidden Indonesia. Yeah, tell the Teletubbies Hill is a real place Indonesia It's in Indonesia. Tell the Teletubbies Hill is a real place Indonesia

Sumatra Indonesia, no, I heard it all I've heard it all now. I'd I'm telling this guy demoed it That looks like a Native American burial ground. Maybe that's the Shire. I got duped. I don't know. It's definitely real now Were you distraught when you found out they knocked down the Teletubby Hill? Oh, yeah I don't like to see things go to waste. That's where the plane was going that landed in that, Pennsylvania field Stuff How you doing brand that was it how's that sweet tea hitting really good? Yeah? Yeah. Donnie has a hash brown casserole in the kitchen. Oh my god. It's now off for grabs, but he made it spicy.

Spicy hash brown? Spicy hash brown casserole. And it tasted very good, but it is just destroying me right now. I love casseroles in all shapes and sizes. They're just so good. Work, yeah. Green bean, I think, is my one-one. It's the number one casserole.

Good tater tot casserole's up there, and a hash brown casserole's up there, but to me, green bean casserole, far and away. Sweet potato? It's good. That casserole. Good tater tot casserole's up there, and a hash brown casserole's up there, but to me green bean casserole is far and away. Sweet potato? It's good. That's a dessert to me. They're all good. Green bean casserole is so simple though, it's three ingredients. In many ways things are worse in life, I think

casserole's are on the up. Like, are you buying low on casserole's right now? No, I'm buying I don't know that you can buy low on casserole. I think the worst things get socially and economically and politically, casseroles take advantage of that. Exactly. Casseroles and soups.

Yeah. Are you saying casseroles are getting better? Yes, like I feel you see that a lot on these... like the algorithm, you'll see like dessert casseroles and shit like that. When's the last new casserole we had? Oh my god. The last time a casserole dropped. I feel like tater tot casserole was like a 1998 thing.

Was that the most recent? There's a lot of new ones. A lot of new ones? TJ, search casserole sort by new, I guess. There's like snores, casseroles and shit. How do you find out when these things drop? I don't know. I think you just, they just start showing up in church cookbooks.

That's what it is. Yeah, once they start showing up in church cookbooks, once the Southern Baptists get a hold of them. They're they're here Our most popular new casserole is dangerously delicious What do we got here 13 inch all right million dollar potato casserole again? This has been served in Cosi Esco, Mississippi since 1962 two pounds of potatoes scrubbed and thinly sliced. The base is just potato casserole. That's potato casserole. But is it a different casserole if they use the same base but use different minor ingredients? Look how beige everything is. Are you a casserole guy Kyle? Everybody's a casserole guy. I love anything in that form. Soft, easy to chew.

I don't like to chew. I just for some some reason I figured and I'm sorry for assuming that anything that's like community like that would be no for now What anything that's what community like I don't do that's me. That's it. I don't mean Lux. Oh, I love potluck Oh, you do. I love when all the food is mashed. I don't want I'll whip a potluck's ass. Yeah. Yeah, I love a potluck Yeah, potlucks are great pop in trivia dangerously delicious is the slogan for what? Snack dangerously delicious. I know you're not magically delicious Dangerously delicious danger yeah, you're doing magically delicious. No there is a dangerously delicious danger Is it a sweet or a is it a sweet?

You're asking a man who didn't know what safe remit last, so we're. Then why did you come in with the trivia? We can't ask you. Not sweet. Will we know this before we get any further? Dangerously delicious. I should know this. Is this pussy, Steven? Is this pussy? No, but technically you're on the right track.

Is it something spicy if it's dangerous? On the right track with pussy? There is technically a spicy variant to this technically Literally stove top stuffing is it Cheeto its Cheetos. Okay? Yeah, just her. Yeah, oh yeah Yeah, he said it cool Chester was cool. Yeah danger. Yeah, that's right cool cat Yeah, he was Do we still have all the old cartoon mascots of the 90s? Chester Cheetah and the 7-Up Spot and all those?

We don't really have those as much anymore. No, 7-Ups? Do we still have 7-Up? 7-Up, yes. Every Thanksgiving I'll have that with Cranberry. Mm-hmm. Oh, I forgot, they had a mascot? Yeah, it was the dot.

Spot, cool spot. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was never really, he never really did it for me. Wait, can you pull him up? I don't cool spot. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was never really you know really did it Can you pull him up? I don't think I? Was a red dot. Oh, that's all It was the only thing they could pull from from the logo. He had video games. He was he was out there Yeah, yes cool spot. He's he is cool. Yeah, yeah sunglasses on how can he not be cool? That's all you had to do to be cool back there. Look at him. Just walking around chillin

He's killing her crabs shooting hermit crabs. This was a game Yeah Everything was a game. Everything is a game One of the lemon lime sodas stop Making it and then rebranded as a new name. Yeah Starry star used to be. Sierra Mist. Really?

Yeah. I wonder where Starry came from overnight. Yeah, Sierra Mist died, Starry revived. I like Sierra Mist a little better than Starry. I do too, I think it's a more refreshing tasting name. Sierra Mist. Was there a reason they changed it though? I'll say, I wanna, one of my least favorite rebrands,

Starry, you have to clarify that, you're talking about the drink every single time Sierra mist was good enough on its own So your miss implies drink right, but here's a problem Now is it time for the strike because sprite doesn't have the or the green bottles anymore. They're clear. They're all clear They're all clear now damn. You know that I didn't know that Started with spray remix right no it started like last year because they said- But they were clear, I'm saying. They were clear, yes, but-

I'll just say it, Danny, it's been too long since you talked like a SpongeBob character. Can you be plankton complaining that Mr. Pibb went to Pibb Extra? God damn it, Pibb. Get your ass over here Dude the absolute willpower you've had to sit on that for so long so that would have been my first episode big cap I think you suck so fucking We don't talk much about sponge That's funny should be I should be wearing my sunglasses right now. Can't can't see you guys can't see me like this That was a shitty rebrand though, yeah

There's been another Another bad one. I feel like we were talking about recently a beverage no just a rebrand Did you know it's not called red band anymore the chew yeah, that's done me that makes his own guardian Football team The chew yeah, that's done me that makes his own guardian It's called America's best oh That's too general. I don't know I mean yeah, well that's like pearl milling company instead of and Jemima Yeah, America's bow. Yeah, literally anything. Yeah, we lost and Jemima and mrs. Butterworth didn't we we did Still around you might be kicking. I think it might still say that but I don't think you see her okay? Because that body what God dang What was giant Rick running for?

He's going to hunt down a buffalo was casserole hunting. What is everyone running for? Good question. So race long distances What happened is jogging for a mile and a half? I don't know everyone's just training for ultra endurance. Who's this everyone? What is he doing? I don't know. Who's this everyone you speak of?

Nick, he slowed it down. Is there a bigger man somewhere chasing? No running. If Rick's running from something, we gotta get the fuck out of here. You got a craft signal in his hand, doesn't he? Oh, they're cheesing Spider, I as me. Oh, they're cheese and spider. I'd imagine oh, they're cheesing Okay, so we just have a pool table now. What oh?

Holy shit, that's for tates thing tonight tates doing a pool right oriented. I can keep it. Yeah, I Come on tate a rental she's a great spot for it. That is a good spot for it Like a storage unit yeah TJ you want to go and spin the wheel Get that wheel spinning we got all our ads done. Yeah Eddie you're a real good host man If you guys are driving you see like a world's best or New Hampshire's best or something like that pancakes does it have any effect on you and make you want to eat there is just all It works for me. I believe it when I'm doing it, but I don't think you can just say that right world's best

Say anything you want it's like all time. Yeah, I think it's more like I think it does the opposite effect. I think just like It's lazy and almost corny. I think if I see world's best if I see world's best I'm not stopping if I'm in New Hampshire, and I see New Hampshire's best. I immediately believe them Yeah, best in town, but would you be more curious if it was like New Hampshire's second best waffles? If I do have too small if it was for the second best waffles yes, New Hampshire. I'm like just no There's probably not two rankable waffles in New Hampshire. That's probably two rank. You drink you sipping on Milwaukee's best Oh, I'll drink the base. Yeah, actually think I'm going there for chicken tenders, so Milwaukee, New Hampshire for chick Is that the intent of your like if TSA asked business or pleasure so I think chicken tenders

I have a wedding in Vermont and I'm trying to go a day early to try the chicken tenders in New Hampshire You got to you'd almost have to why? What what supposedly a reputation them supposedly Adam Sandler really likes the place and that supposedly that's where they're invented to But he was probably invented chicken everywhere has invented chicken. I'm telling you look it up was Adam Sandler just passing through though No, he leaves from there right so that makes more sense Yeah, he would have a favorite chicken tender in New Hampshire not like he landed in New Hampshire So oh my god. I keep coming back your favorite chicken dinner place Puritan back room is quite it. That's malicious

Like we're good on the service come back here. Oh That's a different one that's no that's China see should I go a day earlier for the chicken dinners go fine yeah sure I think you can go day of No Hmm I Mean they better be damn good To go to fly into a different state how good can they be to be better than one here? I feel like if chicken tenders are gonna be anywhere I think foods that have two ingredients have a pretty that they have a ceiling puritan puritan back room I've been in some pure time known for their mudslides and chicken tenders. Yeah, they are Are you gonna get both?

Yeah, fine. Yeah one in Rome What's the hamper can someone in New Hampshire? Tell me those two look good Yeah, they look good, but every chicken tender looks good photograph like that But you get excited about these adventures right I like if I'm in the place I like to try them flavor on with it you do you thank you do you thank you have fun appreciate that are you going to review it or use doing this one for for you maybe I'll do a little little tick-tock video there we go you're gonna dance in the lobby

Yeah, you'd almost have to About it all right spin that wheel and that shit Give us a wheel spin here. Oh Yeah, we had a reset yesterday Eddie you gonna be back in here tomorrow. Yes. Cool. Alright. And then we will face off Thursday. Who will? Me. I won't be here. We will both be. Not there. Oh, very good. Alright, see you tomorrow. I'm gonna go to bed. It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style and stay for a while. It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! Yes, I'm a dark shopper doing Yankee swap. It's the Yak! It's the action See you tomorrow. Love you guys. Bye