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Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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Last show of the week. So let's have a good show. Yeah, okay. Let's have a good fucking show I didn't even think it was well tomorrow and Friday. We'll be live streaming the madness Yeah, and that will start at 11 a.m. Mostly sports going an hour earlier. That's right The madness the madness is here better doorstep Tides you want to apologize for the shit you said on PMT today. It was tough Wow fucked up a lot of shit Cancelled again. I was told it wasn't live So I thought let's push the envelope a little bit It's some risks

Thought it would get edited out. A lot of people say it's locker room talk. Yeah. I, I don't even, that's not my place. You know, Max said he's like, should we take this out? And I was like, nah. Nah. I want to make sure that there's no way

he could ever leave us. I think there was a time in my career I would have been really nervous and upset, but I, fuck it, I don't care anymore. Oh, you've been canceled at the ring. Yeah, yeah, who cares? Here? Yeah. It's a Wednesday.

It's a Wednesday. Somebody will do something stupid, it'll all pass, and we'll move on. So. Yeah. Okay. I'll take that. That was a good addressing of it. How's everyone doing? I take full responsibility, but it wasn't my fault.

Oh, good. Oh, good. That's my word. Everyone feeling good? Yeah. Feel good, yeah. Nick you've been lied to. Yeah. We need to get that scumbag. Bad week. Yeah he doesn't want to come in. Why would Rick come in? Why would Rick's back in the office? He wronged Nick. He wronged you? Yeah. He just took his coach. Is that is that what it is? Oh, he didn't just take his coach Look our best player after our best player was severely hurt. Why boy rips. Have you seen the the the timeline of events?

Not really. No, so for people don't know West Virginia. Well, they know because we had the governor on Monday missed the tournament and Their coach West Virginia's coach, got hired at Indiana 24 hours later. Now his son plays, so it's DeVryze, his son played for him at Drake, transferred to West Virginia, really good player. Turns out he stopped playing this year right when he could redshirt eight games. The exact amount of games and the game before he was shut down he had like 15 in a very short amount of time.

Yes, but the interesting part is they were playing in a tournament in the Bahamas. Who else was playing in that tournament? The University of Indiana. That's Malik said that. Oh yeah, yeah. He called it the University of Indiana. UI. UI. Everyone knows him as UI.

He's UI, yeah. He went. And the coach admitted that there was contact. Oh, did they share a room? And so he goes, so they're in Bahamas. The best player, the coach's son, after scoring like 30 points against Georgetown is like, ow, my arm hurts.

I'm out for the year. Weird that it's the eighth game. They didn't call it a surgery either. Yeah. It was a procedure, it was a scope, just checking stuff out. Yeah, so he's out for the whole season. The NCAA tournament committee said that part of the reason

why they didn't put West Virginia in is because he was out. Two days after they get back from the Bahamas, Mike Woodson says, I'm going to be leaving the University of Indiana UI. Seems like they might have been talking to the Bahamas. And this all is- The father and this- The Indiana- And the coach.

And the Indiana basically told him, hey, the job is yours. Mike Woodson is about to step down. Make sure your son has eligibility left because he wouldn't if he had played the whole season. So he said, out my arm hurts. And basically submarine their entire season and West Virginia got screwed. Oh, wow. So it was a fake injury. That's what they're saying. The coach like knows like I, this is a one, one year stopover. Listen, there's a governor on this. I'm not an expert.

So I'm not an expert in this but I did read one Twitter thread Yeah, I'll send it to TJ. The governor has been tweeting about yeah. Here it is. Yeah. Yeah, this is it Tucker and Darren he got a million dollar NIL million dollar NIL damn they traveled the Bahamas Battle Atlantis the game that he quote unquote got hurt and shut it down These are the two games prior, so he played 37 minutes, scored a bunch of points. And then shut down. And then he didn't play against Louisville?

He didn't play. Yeah. And then almost two months after being shut down, a statement was released. Tucker would need season-ending surgery, would be out of action for three months. Also, shoulder surgeries require a sling for at least a month after recovery Then they have a clip oh yeah

Then yeah, so Mike Woodson basically stepped down keep going step down like two days after They were in Bahamas This account called WV who WV hoops barstool. Oh, I didn't realize that oh, it's got work here. Oh yeah torture Yeah, and then they Look at this. This is him a couple weeks after shoulder surgery You don't do that with that shoulder surgery surgery you don't do that with that shoulder surgery wow no sling no sling and he's like fist pumping downwards

pretty fucked up well is that illegal or just scummy scummy scummy wait he gets the million dollars from yeah yeah downside of an i.o. dollar for eight games and bouncing well and Rick also completely slapped tightest in the face early. That's yeah Well, we can't have Rick on to talk about it because then he'd be yapping about yeah exactly. That's the that's the 22 yeah, he's cutting clips right now isn't he he's cutting clips. Yeah. Yeah. Oh there. Yeah. Oh wait a second Oh hold on Rick come on get in here, buddy

Make it nice and big Look at that collection of people I actually say it every time I want to say I don't actually care about any of this except For the fact that if this happened to Ricky would be and WV is gonna get Joe Missoula. Oh And he's bringing Jason. Wow. Yeah Yeah, that's big. Yeah, Rick. Come on in Now Permission to yap about basketball for a second That's a big yeah, Rick. Come on in Now permission to yap about basketball for a second It's all right with me. Okay, I have a prepared statement. I'd like to read. Yeah, would you first like to address the

Allegations that people are saying you're a scumbag As of this moment those allegations are correct Wow Wow also in the mirror I got to be better moving forward. I can't. I also don't know how that I've been on scumbag behavior recently. I don't know how Stephen Che does it, but he is prep sheet is like to the second before we sit down because on the prep sheet is big cat labels, white boy, Rick, a scumbag. Whoa. That happened at like 1159. You said it for the first time when the theme song. played. They're going to show you over there. Okay, go ahead.

Put the mic closer to you. This is your statement? This is my statement. I did just write it a couple minutes ago, but... On Sunday, March 16th, 2025, my Indiana Hoosiers were unjustly left out of the NCAA tournament. Rather than handle this in a healthy fashion, I proceeded to have a 48-hour crash out in which I publicly melted down on Twitter, emailed the North Carolina Athletic Director, and shirked my commitment to Mark Titus. Although I was asked to clip the bracket stream, my

rage distracted me from communicating this clearly to Mark, TJ, and Cody, all of whom I apologize to from the bottom of my heart. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, my God. I'm excited. I will accept any punishment for this and any mentions of LBR or L-Boy Rick in the chat. I would also like to apologize to Nick. Thank you. And friend of the program, the governor of West Virginia, for throwing a fat bag at his coach that his broke athletic program had no chance of matching.

That's not a real Like I will learn from this experience and be better for my co-workers The Hoosiers and most importantly the stoolies moving forward. Do you remember where you were when you saw I use first national championship? Somewhere in my dad's balls, I guess what about their last one their most recent Somewhere my dad's balls again. Yeah. All right b's hang forever. You probably weren't in his balls yet. I probably wasn't even developed. You definitely weren't developed. Right.

You're like 19 years old. Are you worried once a blue blood has a job opening, he's going to bounce to them? Mm-hmm. That would be a lateral move from blue blood to blue blood, so I'm confused by the questioning. Rick, what would you do if this had happened to Indiana? If someone stole our coach?

And also, not only stole your coach, but stole your coach in December and had the best player on the team fake an injury. That's the kind of guy you want leading the program. These kind of things don't happen in Indiana. Are you a little worried that kind of like when you, you know, when someone cheats on their significant other and then goes with that person and then that person then cheats

on them, you're like, well, you establish your relationship with cheating, this was bound to happen. Are you worried that he's at the top of the mountain, he made it to a blue blood, why would he make a lateral move from there? You don't think there's schools with bigger IILs? You don't think the NBA comes a call in? NBA maybe, but we could still pay more than anybody. Yeah, keep this energy when like Michigan State hires Signetti next year or something. So, why we gotta bring you always gotta bring Signetti into this Brandon. No, I was saying, the poise energy

you're using. Nobody who thinks about Kurt Signetti more than you Brandon Walker, that's a fact. This energy that you're using is like, oh, that would never happen to us. It's going to happen to you. We can't be cheating on. And then you're going to be the other side of this. And you know that. Does Signetti have a dream job? Not Indiana. Penn State.

I don't know. Where'd he go? Where's home? I think he's a Western PA guy. He's a Pittsburgh guy. Pittsburgh guy? So Penn State. Or the Steelers.

Steelers. We're not too worried about it. We got Signetti. We got De got degrees. We're ready to roll mm-hmm degrees has tournament success to Blue blood it's a school as tournament success right Didn't have a ton of resources to work with at his previous job so or the one before that so I've got a million dollar NIL you're saying that the Vries this is a dream opportunity for him that debris I think it's a dream opportunity for any through through his hard work yes

but also a lot of stars aligning a lot of luck at play, he has been given an opportunity that he has, through his own words, described as a dream opportunity, a dream come true, an opportunity that he will do nothing to squander, is what you're saying. Yes. Okay, what if, what if Darian DeVries is asked to do clips? Good point. What if someone asks him to clip up? Do you think that he will say in the introductory press conferences is a place he could see himself being for a very long time

I think you did say that West Virginia's is about to have four coaches in two calendar years It could happen to you, Rick. At least keep that same energy, that's all. The game is the game. No one's actually mad. The game is the game. But when it happens and you crash out again, Titus has a little reason to be mad.

That's a serious thing. Yeah, that's mad. I hope to see him get his first tournament win next year. I do. At hope you get what school I don't know who knows who knows what someone's yeah, what if you see opens? Oh wow? You slap tightest in the face. I did yes, what happened what happened? I just read it in the you said you didn't communicate it to him clearly did you communicate? Yeah, so I was clearly the click communicate at at all no you you volunteer to do the clips

It's I was asked to do it before that text why didn't you show why was that why was that the tech? I'm I'm not a throw people under the bus guy. This is my thing. You actually do it. I'm not gonna mention It's Co. It's out. Shoot me It's cut it's Cody. I'm not listing names. This is my is it not code my responsibility there. It's Cody. Okay? It's not writing. I'm totally fine blaming Cody again I'm so I'm blaming myself Cody will also take the blame even if it's not as I know yeah, that's nice. Yes you The person who asked me asked me on Friday afternoon, which is after I had last spoken to you, okay? I'll doing the okay, so when he asked you to do the clips, did you then say,

but Mark asked me to do the show? Multiple times. I watched. I watched. With my own two eyes, I watched Titus ask you to do the show multiple times. So then you are under the understanding that you're going to do the clips.

Did you think to say something to me and be like, hey, I know you asked me to do the show, but Cody's asked me to do the clips. So I might not be able to do the clips. That's where the mistake and the lack of communication was. I did say that on Sunday, but no, I know you asked me to do the show but Cody's asked me to do the clip So I'm not be aware the mistake in the lack of communication was I did say that on Sunday but no, I did not say it clearly enough or Enough heads up never said that to me. I sent in the group chat. I'm handling the clips You know what I think that you deserve to be punished

I agree, and I think the punishment would be fair if it was one day of not watching ball Let's pick a random day. We'll start with maybe tomorrow, okay? No, you gotta be on I can get Chuck to do it I'll clip yeah, I'll clip I'm not even I'll clip tomorrow Yeah, yeah, listen clip. Oh You don't think I could clip I'll fucking clip. Oh, I think you could clip. I think you sounded like you just said clip. It's not easy. You don't know. I'll fucking clip. I said clip is not even like my primary responsibility. But you didn't to be clear, Rick, when you when you text it, I can do the clips that didn't that didn't

I didn't have the understanding that you weren't going to be on the show. Like I thought that was like, okay, you're going to clip while you're doing the bracket as well. Yeah. No. And I think subconsciously I was kind of just like, also I did think I had to do the close with subconsciously. I was probably just like, I don't want to talk about brackets. Indiana got left out. My enthusiasm was gone. Oh, that's not a good, that's, we all got to show up after losses. This is bar. So then you're watching your you're you're watching the show live right. I assume on Sunday because that was your job is to clip the show as a lot of clips out mind you at the start of the show I point out that you're not there that we have no

idea where you are. I was like I Rick was supposed to be here. We cut to the camera the couch a hundred times. You're not there. I hammer at home over and over and over. I thought white was supposed to be here. We cut to the couch 100 times, you're not there. I hammered it home over and over and over. I thought white boy Rick would be here. At no point did you think I should clear this up now? No. That's not, all right, all right.

Okay. I don't know what to say. I didn't know if you were like, what are you doing with this? It's better if it was just for content, but yeah. What do you do with this? Regardless of. What do you do with the guy that's just like, no. Even if it was just for content, don yeah, what do you do with regardless? Do the guy that's just like though even if it was just for content

Don't you still need to participate in that content? It's about you. I Guess I mean, I'm not really But the brick it's it's March Madness, this is that this is the time for us. This is it We have a nice show we don't listen I have no the mark Titus show is relevant for three weeks out of the year That's yeah, I understand that right right this and this it's now. This is our time relevant I need my guys in my foxhole. We got people out on this internet street saying we don't know ball We don't know ball do we got yeah, we got people

Getting up to that guy by the way, he'd he'd had numbers backing everybody in this office Okay, love that he defended quick love that I don't I don't know I don't know how to go forward you don't seem all that remorseful I don't think you're not even a little bit remorseful remorseful no not even I've had the break you were we asked you my life for the last two days over this no not over this over Indian and not making the turnip. That's what you've got. Yeah. You're talking about Mark. I've been devastated. I still don't even think like if you're like, Hey Rick, how's it going? Like I don't think he would even realize that he missed our tightest show. No, I, it was very clear that I missed Mark Titus show.

He opened the show with frying me for it. What do you think? Yeah. Like I'm trying to laugh this off, but I this is I hate what's a fair punishment. What's fair? How do how do you win my trust back Rick? I? Got it. I'm open to ideas. I got those first. I got it. I got it. I got it. I Am punishing you by you are now for the next month You are on duty of clipping WOM. Oh, yeah. You gotta clip WOM. You gotta clip WOM. For an entire month you gotta clip WOM. That's fair. You gotta watch all of WOM. You get caught smoking a cigarette you gotta smoke the whole pack now. Oh, you wanna clip, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. You wanna clip in my house?

After a while you're gonna clip WOM. It, yeah, yeah. You want a clip in my house? You want to do some slips? Well, you're going to clip WOM. It is a good punishment, but that is only three days a week. That's true. Yeah. And it might not even, I don't even know if he has shows planned for the next month. Also, the length of episode is like a clip. But yeah, you got to clip WOM.

That's a fair point. It's final. I'll get the logins from. Also, you're a giant. How about we make you a meal for a giant? Mmm, maybe a cake? What about... Oh ho ho ho ho ho! What about you eat an entire sheep?

Ha ha ha ha! We get a sheep. I think he has to eat a sheep. I will say, I will say. You could, you could shear it. I don't know if the body can digest wool. You'd feel better? I would feel a lot better about this whole thing if you had a sheep.

Like a live sheep? No, no, no, The sheep will be dead. You have to eat the entirety of a sheep. Yeah, you can cook it. You can do what you want with it. Yeah, we got Chef Donnie. He'll prepare the sheep however you need it prepared. You eat an entire sheep.

Next week, I want to see you eat an entire sheep. I don't know if I've had lamb or anything. You can eat it however you want. Oh, it's a great meat. It's either that or we make you a cake yak style. Yak style cake Love do each come in face cake. He can be our face. I was what I was getting to oh yeah We were just gonna make the cake on his face

All right, we'll get it in here on a spit yeah, we're gonna get you like 40 pounds you have to stomp in You have to we have to have a little fence we know the beanstalk Down the beanstalk and eat an entire sheep Woman a sheep woman a sheep It'll start out as a prize yeah And then it'll get bad how much sheep is one sheep a lot of More sheep than you can imagine yeah Whole sheep oh you can get we got a sheep we got guys

Sheep guy no problem. We probably got three sheep guys in the DMs right now. The big beanstalk will be much harder. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Where do you even get a beanstalk? This time of year? Gotta get the beans first. Yeah, right.

You gotta grow it. They're magic, so should happen pretty quick. It happened quick, yeah. But this time of year, you think the soil's good for that? You don't worry about that. You just worry about eating the sheep. I want a sheep in you. I want you to be much larger. Yeah, I want I want you to be half cheap size

My fear is that you acquire a taste for it hmm You can't get enough Starts eating dogs Should Rick have to wear shredded clothes, so it looks like shredded clothes. Oh, yeah, you could do it with Jack McCarthy yeah that guy could You're gonna be eating most of you'll be having the majority of the bow guarding the sheep. Yes What about like the organs the organs can go the eight on teeth or okay?

What about like the organs the organs can go the eight on teeth or okay? Just sheep meat to me clear the bone familiar with how animals get eaten. I want an entire sheep skeleton And I'm familiar with the eating process. I'm not familiar with the preparation all right. It'll be good. Donnie will handle You think Donnie's? Could be shown so that's exactly right Chuck. That's what I said and Chuck is done is Could be shown so that's exactly right Chuck. That's what I said and Chuck is is is that's my boss I don't love this why can't you sit on the couch? I love to see that Why can't you participate and like you weren't gonna be talking the whole time on the show obviously I would drive most of the show But when we throw it to you you could still chime in as you're doing clips You know who clips the some of the yak mm-hmm Stephen Che his boys over here exactly right if Stephen Che can do double duty right?

You can't all right? Hindsight's 2020. We're not mad just one sheep one sheep one sheep That many sheep one sheep on you you fix all of this Yeah, the penalty is one sheep one sheep One she no we said one she one she Makes you larger everyone knows the one she punishment. I bet you Titus will like you one any ever has I absolutely Well, you be a hero after one. She will one sheep It's the one she the one she challenge everybody's doing

The one sheep challenge everybody's doing Clip one for a month and sheep okay. I just got two texts from people about clipping one that have clipped one Oh, love it. They're so happy They're like fuck yes all right, I Can't say mad at you because I love you, but I okay. I needed to hear that yeah No, I can I do love you, but I okay. I needed to hear that right. No I can't I do love you, but you did fuck up and now you're gonna warm sheep But how it works is you've never been more secure at this company now. Yeah

Yeah, I mean once you won't she that's I was worried about that you were where you're gonna lose your job Yeah You know how like the yap about I mean, what's true? You know how like the yap about all the yap about? You like hangover anxiety we're like oh my god. What did I do like everybody hates me now? That was me except I didn't drink. I just called it. You know you know barstool better than anyone like people don't lose their jobs They just do one sheep. Yeah, one sheep. Yeah, it is one sheep the the the punishment is content How not actually quickly after you said not all of us can sit around and yap about ball. Oh immediately I was like

You shit on the whole company when you said that yeah, cuz you spit the phone I was like that was not I don't know what you do here other than you have about ball Like every time I see you all we do is yap about ball. It's true. We don't have a lot about ball. I don't That's all like yeah, I'm not saying you're bad at your job I'm saying that like my relationship with you is I run into you we have us all we do and I hope we can repair That relationship. Yes, I have severed it tremendousremendous yeah, well one sheep one sheep one sheep will do what's the timeline on one one sheep? Oh ends when you're done Yeah, like when's the sheep? Getting prepared when do I have to be next week next week early next week mm-hmm

Yeah, any strategies. I would go head first eyeballs Eyeballs people gotta take the eyeballs. Yeah, the eyes out. I gotta eat the eyes. I don't think you have to do it No, just just a sheep meat. I want a clean-ass sheep skeleton that you can bring home One hoof one hoof. I get the bone marrow sure if you want there's a lot of health benefits in that Yeah, there's a lot. You're a big strong healthy meat lambs a healthy good meat It's gonna taste like a gyro. What do we think the the calories in a one whole sheep? Oh, not that bad. No like 250. Mm-hmm. Maybe more What what if we fired you we'd have no big guy on the act? That's right. Mm-hmm. You just brought in a bigger guy Oh, yes, he was only on trial run. Yeah, he was just here for the day. Yeah

He doesn't have you Your je ne sais quoi 45 pounds of 45 That's nothing 45 is a lot 35 not that much does that mean I'm gonna gain like 45 pounds no All out plus you're working on very. Sheep's very good for a white boy summer diet. Do you think you gain exactly what you eat? Uh, you do. What? Yeah. But you shit. I mean provided you don't shit for a little bit you will be that way. But you burn calories too.

It'll probably take shits in between the land. I guess if it takes hours, yeah. If you ate exactly one pound of food would you gain exactly one pass for in the short term? Yes, right in the very short yeah, yeah, your body gets to work But even if you're before pooping even if it gets dispersed you still have it in you right you're burning it off, right? Okay, I don't know how humans work. Mm-hmm all right Rick. You're dismissed Good job one sheep one sheep. Yeah. The countdown is on. The Wum Sheep Challenge. G5-Fo Fun.

Uh-huh. And... That's so funny that the Wum Clippers were... They just said, like, they were so excited. There's the logo. I got a thing that I want to... Wait, let me do an ad. All right.

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Honest to God like don't think he would care if it was helping out Genuinely don't think he would care if it was helping out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm genuinely don't think he would care I think I would love saying like my wife's husband Gonna be tough to make the case now. Oh that it's out there. Oh true There goes that very real plan All right You want my sister? I've been trying to give her away.

What about? Tough to make that one too now that it's out there. Should have said that privately. Can't have his mom. Baby trapper. Oh yeah. That's who's calling me, my mama. What'd she say?

She's got, she, it's, I gotta move her up here. It's in action. Yeah. She gave me the full go ahead. Not next door though, right? Right next door? No, I'm gonna look for a place. Across the lake?

Right across the lake? On the interstate? Right in the KFC. No, so I'm, I gotta do it now. I gotta get her up here. This is very exciting. It's not a houseboat, you get a real boat, like a big one. Oh, a houseboat.

What about when the lake freezes in the winter? She'd be in one place, she could walk across the lake. She'd worry about that. Fair enough, yeah, yeah. Could you visit her, like, by taking the boat across the lake? I think I could. That'd be kind of cool. Great.

Yeah, so I gotta do that. She's actually all about it, she's leaving the south. She wants to get up, she, you know, everybody around her is dead. So she wants to come up here with the grandkids. She doesn't want to miss it. Oh, she could be on the yak all the time. She doesn't, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Never gonna be on the Yak. Big Cat, you're about to get some strong ass bones. Yeah. Wait a second, hold on. She never wanted to move up here. I've been here for two years. She never once mentioned it until.

She tried the young buck. Until she motorboated you a couple weeks ago. And now she wants to be up here. I have that effect on women Would she case race with us? Oh, yes, you will she would she would destroy you guys really? I'm so excited for the Royal Rumble case race That's in the summer. Yeah But I'm just excited We're not even close to it. No, I know. Okay. Yeah, we are

I guess we'll get some good. I guess we're closer than we were good guess And when you just said it, yeah, we're even closer now passage of time, baby. That's how it works So I got that going for me, which is nice. Yeah deep water Kyle What oh, yeah, I got a lot of people you know agreeing what about how the depths of the ocean don't necessarily correlate with how afraid you are hmm that just makes no sense I just don't know why you would you're sitting in the middle of the ocean I am scared of the ocean I'm not scared of the depths of... You're sitting in the middle of the ocean. I am scared of the ocean. I'm not scared of the depths of it. You're afraid of the top of the ocean.

Right. The sharks and everything are not. But if you're in deep water too, you're far from land. Have you ever... You... You won't be on the seabed. So if it's like 2,000 feet under you... That's scary as fuck! Why? What is scary about it? Oh, the creature!

You're just scared of the ocean. The creature's at the top. You're afraid of the top of the ocean No, the creatures from the bottom. You're definitely afraid of the top of the once at the bottom don't come to the top Yes, they do. You ever seen those oil riggers when they throw something in the ocean and all the sharks come that's like that, dude That's like 200 feet of water. That's not the depths of the ocean and oil rig. Yeah, that's not 200 feet I don't know. It's whatever I don't wait. It's not like the Mariana Trench Middle the ocean Bob once just came up. It was like viral. We're not dead. Did you see though? How small they were? Yeah, that was disappointing. Oh, man. It was a mason job absolutely

Pussy of a big oh, I didn't see like the in contact. Oh, it's like that big was it a baby one No, that's full grown. Oh it's like this big. Was it a baby one? No it's full grown. Oh this feels good. And the picture they took was in the water, made it look like it was a monster. That's the only thing I saw. TJ, pull up the clip of an oil rig and them throwing food and then all the sharks coming on. Oh yeah I've seen that many times. Angler fish. But again oil rigs are not in the deepest part of the ocean. Or a feet. Well, it's just deep water in general. Oh, one to seven inches? Yeah, it's about the size of our cumulative dick.

Oh my god. Oh, you're afraid of the top of deep water. Yeah, I get that. Yes. You're afraid of the top of deep water. Yeah, but it's still deep water. I'm not afraid of the top of shallow water you're afraid of blood gushing out of someone's neck yeah guilty yeah what do you mean how long have you been blind ranking since yesterday look at this look at this is deep water you don't see anything there's nothing there's nothing in this that doesn't There's nothing. There's nothing in this. That doesn't happen in the backyard pool. There's nothing in this deep water. Oh wait. This isn't deep. You're not afraid of what's going on. That is deep. That's deep. Can you see the depths? But you're afraid of the sharks. You're not afraid of the deep. Deep water. Deep water. It's not bottom. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. They don't come to the top until you sit in deep water. If the prompt said sharks at the top, you're afraid of the sharks at the bottom. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. They don't come to the top until you sit in deep water. If the prompt said sharks at the top, you're afraid of the sharks at the bottom. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. They don't come to the top until you sit in deep water. If the prompt said sharks at the top, you're afraid of the sharks at the bottom. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top. You're afraid of the sharks at the top! You're afraid of the sharks at the top.

They don't come to the top until you sit in deep water. If the prompt said sharks at the top of deep water, I would have ranked it number one. Oh my god. Is that your number one fear? I've been on fire lately. I hit a ten minute buzzer beater this morning. Look at this, Kyle.

You don't see any of these sharks because they're in the deep water. Wait, what's your ten? I'm not afraid of what they're doing at the bottom So so wait when you when you saw deep water you literally mean just like being in a sub body at the bottom of the ocean or just the area I think just like the fear of the magnitude of the depth I'm not like oh 2, 2000 feet is so much scarier than 150 feet. I'd

be like that's the same I'm gonna chill at the top. 150 feet is also kind of deep water. That's deep water. There's no correlation between depth and fear. Yes if I was in an inch of water I would not be scared. That's not deep water Yeah, I'm not afraid of shallow water either if it had said shallow water would have been a zero when does it start being deep Anything past like 30 feet 25 feet would open water change it Yeah, water water and open water are kind of synonymous You don't get open water without it being deep 99% of open water is deep water. Yeah, maybe this is my privilege No, not a deep water is Like there's so many of those that we had and you only took one so literal

Mm-hmm every other one you you like a ghost would be scary if I saw one yeah, what if it was a Loved one saying hey hey I'm good. Is that still gonna scare you? Yeah. What if the blood is- I would have goosebumps. What if the blood is coursing through your veins keeping you alive? That's not scary.

Does that scare you? What if it was a- In all of these- What if the storm was just a snowstorm? You got to miss school the next day. Is that scary? I mean that could be that the argument is a logical fallacy can be applied to any of these You only applied it to one

One today, yeah, I think you'll probably disagree with it, okay? Use I exhausted all ten minutes. Oh With no plans of coast I'm just gonna send the screenshot is there any way we can do it on the like here TJ Is there like oh, can you screen share your iPhone to me somehow? Can you FaceTime my Mac? And screen share on FaceTime? I guess if you know the options we could just do it. You could just say it.

And we can rank it. Can you FaceTime a Mac? Yeah, I mean I just sent the rankings. And I'm comfortable with the final rankings despite blind ranking What was it are these these are mild annoyances? I was gonna say minor inconveniences Mm-hmm. All right. Can you TJ? Can you show them one by one? Can I show what did he send why don't he just why doesn't he just say one? Yeah, I can say yeah, we'll rank him. We'll rank him and we'll see how you go go with yours mild annoyances mild annoyances

These are random so we got to rank them one through ten, but I think I already nailed it so Our time okay All right Tangled earbuds I tangled earbuds I don't even have wired headfriends anymore and then I do that's like a seven or eight pretty good oh they're correct answers yeah okay that's a seven okay um bug

bites like bug bites that's great after what they are so you like the itching like when you get one good one not satisfied It's great Not like you don't want if you have if you get just if your leg is covered you get fucking brutalized by bugs That's awful. This is bug bites plural. Okay, all right cuz you guys agree like one single Why are you so right the one bug bite? One is it's fine, but if you have again if your your calf muscles are covered with yeah, that sucks That outside getting in alive. That's like a five. That's a yeah three or four for me spot on five

Okay, well, how and I are kind of the same Bug bites are five the same guy Hopefully deep cash only establishment. Oh personally that's not a problem cuz I carry cash It's just you or we all just do big cat for this one I'm gonna say it's an eight Close that's a ten. Okay. Yeah, because even if you don't have cash There's probably a ATM in that establishment you figure it and you're probably at a 10. Okay. Yeah. Because even if you don't have cash, there's probably an ATM in that establishment. You can figure it out. And you're probably at a bar. Yep.

There's no time constraint. Maybe a restaurant. You're loose. Yeah. Slow internet. That's a one for me. You're going one. Wow. The worst. You don't know what's coming. I don't know what's coming. I that's a one. So you don't know. Yeah. But you walk. You have going one. Wow. That's the worst. You don't know what's coming up. You don't know what's coming. That's a one? Soul Internet. You don't know what's fucking up. You have data. You're going right to one. I just know when I have Soul Internet

and I wanna fucking kill someone. Oh no, I'm worried about what's coming. It drives me nuts. I'm worried about what's coming. Especially if I have bets that I'm looking at. I'm worried. Trying to put in bets, trying to look at scores. Probably the worst moments of my life are slow internet.

I'm worried about what's coming. Yeah, okay? This is risky Take a risk. I feel confident in this I added it to okay Internet should be astronomically fast yes at worst still really fast Like I'm thinking about like when you send a text and you just go back to look and it's the bar Is still halfway there and you're like what the fuck mm-hmm drives me nuts if it's slow. Yeah, yeah Would you rather have no internet than slow internet? Sometimes yes, and that happens on airplanes. Yes. Yeah, because if you get the the idea that there's internet But you can't get it is worse than just being like no internet

Tease yeah, mm-hmm. It's like having like if you get on a flight and your TV's broken in front of you That's way worse than just having no TVs Yeah, it is. Yeah, everybody. Yeah, yeah, cuz you're like this is fucking you need no frustrating. You have the psychological acceptance, okay? I'm gonna yeah focus on something you come in you see no TVs You're like all right got to do something else for this trip bingo Spilling on yourself. I do this a lot. It's really not a big deal for me. What do I have open TJ? You're a self-proclaimed spill guy. I became a spill guy in the last year I'll go six on that guy in the last year. I'll go six on that.

Probably depends on what it is, huh? No, I really, I spill on myself once a week, no problem. Sticky things make me crazy. Sticky, like syrup. Syrup, my kids always get syrup on me. Or just anything on a white shirt. Syrup would sap. That also is, yeah, like a parent, like I have, my kids just like, they will touch me and I'll just have a stain on my shirt

It's no problem. This is bothering me all right Spilling piss spilling piss yeah, that's Fribbling not a cup of piss There's something happens in the cup yeah at the card show I had to take a 20 minute time out and go hide. You were covered in piss? That was my pissed ride, yeah. I just walk around with it. And someone's like, hey, you pissed yourself? Yep.

It was too big. No big deal. How big? It was like a softball. Oh. That's just pissing yourself. Yeah. I got no problem pissing myself.

I prematurely finished. The other day, I zipped up. And I was like, all right, I'm leaving. And then I was like, wait, I think I have a little bit more. And I timed myself. I had 18 seconds more. You had 18 seconds of piss in you? 18 seconds of piss.

That's a full piss. That's a long piss. On any other day, if I wasn't in experimental mode, I would have just walked out. And just kept that piss in you. With 18 seconds of piss lingering at my urethra. Yeah, it's right there at the threshold. So yeah. Wrap, tap, tapping. I think I'm an excited boy. I'm ready to get back to whatever I was doing, okay

Okay speeding ticket That's like a let me see what I have That's a nine But that's your fault you know you did it. Right, and also the way, and this is like if you asked me 20 years ago, that sucks because you gotta mail it or show up. Now it's just you go on the app and you're just like, alright, paid it. What sucks is when they take forever, when you're sitting there forever. Sometimes they're like in their car doing who knows what.

But you know you did it, like that's, I've never been pulled over for speeding and been like man. He got this one. Yeah, yeah Okay, I had that hire. Okay. I hate You don't drive having to pull over. It's hard. Yeah, okay Finding a spot to pull over especially if it's a crowded highway. Yeah. All right, go on I Just get an automatic pit in my stomach when I have to speak to a police officer always assume the worst I This also has definitely changed because Like I'm trying to think I I don't I have been pulled over probably like five or six times in my life

But the last three I think two out of three have been stoolies. Oh So I wouldn't there's like a 50-50 chance that it's like the guys like alright haven't you been pulled over for being suspicious? Yeah, I was suspiciously driving Which I was is that just the the? Just you driving is suspicious cuz you don't drive. I kept turning around like why why is KB? Yeah kept turning around in parking lots because I was listening to music that I liked It's so much better in a car And then you're gonna either be infuriated at the cop and want to kill him or you're gonna be paranoid that he's gonna kill you

Right There's no in between Okay, what's next? Wet socks. Oh I Okay, what's next wet socks oh I Think that's like a four if you can't get them dry right away That's a terrible feeling if you just have wet socks for like hours Yeah, yeah, if you're amidst a trek that's for this is gonna be tough because I've left open two and three and that's gonna be a

Problem is that like a known hangover cure sleeping in wet socks. No, it's a I tried it once I tried it before I tried it like 20 years ago. It didn't work right when I was getting I guess it wouldn't be 20 years ago is like 12 years ago, and I was getting to the point where I couldn't hang as much I tried that I tried Eating a full banana and drinking a diet coke. I've heard that. I've heard banana. Taking Advil. Yeah. Nothing fixed. It's getting older.

There's no cure. What's the science behind wet socks? Like, rehydrates you. It's really dumb. I just slept with wet socks and I was like, that was dumb. Because the rehydrates. Yeah, I could've just. Waking up feeling like shit and having wet socks.

Yeah. Bad. But it takes your attention off the hangover right on That's it. Yes, I'm more uncomfortable distract. Yeah, just a shittier way to sleep All right loud eating oh Someone else loud eating you probably yourself. No no Yeah, that's a three that is annoying No, I don't think it bothers anyone. That's

People like that yeah loud eating worse than bug bites Yeah, okay, cuz the loud eating then you have to tell the person. Hey, can you quiet down? They're like, I'm not that loud Tell them Well, yeah, even I hate it at home. We just like the internet. Yeah them oh yeah even hate it at home we just like the internet yeah and I know that I'm way louder of an eater than her so I'm just opening myself up to mm-hmm in Kyle's defense the photo for this one on the blind ranking is someone else eating next to you yeah loud eating is very annoying okay yeah I agree it activates like a boiling point in your brain right where's the goddamn it stop eating no toilet paper

ooh I'll put that at two yeah I'm put that at two I feel good about that at two oh I had this suspiciously low yeah what what it's just never been a problem for me you've never been a problem for me? You've never had the problem or you I've always there's just peace of mind knowing that there's something there's either another rolls nearby or I've alternative material I Do once like what's with a coffee filter? There was a coffee filter

My apartment college where we just had no toilet paper. had coffee the entire apartment. We don't toilet paper No, like waddling around the yeah the kitchen like alright. I guess it's this oh Wait grossest thing everyone's wiped their butt with I did a brochure once a sock. Oh sock Or leaf my own um a penis corn cob yeah yeah a hard penis hard strangers penis you wipe this up real quick you guys any anyone else asking the guy in the stall next to me like hey I'm out of toilet paper can I use your car put it through this hole Probably work well yeah, yeah, it's like shape better a lot of you just wash off What if that's the cleanest your ass is ever?

And you did a good job got all the crevices Tool that paper should be cock-shaped What's the last one the last one is losing your phone Damn it I blew that Loudly should be lower. I think toilet paper is number losing your phone for more than 20 minutes is the worst Yeah fucking feeling there's nothing worse. I guess keep losing keys to but losing your phone sucks Toilet paper wallets worse than phone. I Guess losing any of the big three

Is the worst thing oh Yeah, well if you lose you're never finding your wallet Yeah, but if you lose wallet you need your phone to get all the stuff back from your wallet if you lose your phone Well, how do you get your driver's license? Yeah, well depends on where you're losing are you losing it in public or if I lose it in my house I just don't give a fuck yeah, I'll just go if you lost it on like the train Oh, I'm more annoying but yeah, it's panic, but it's different like I'm more annoyed when I lose it at home Well last where the fuck could it be I went to my aunt and uncle's in, Indiana

I Remember being on my phone like texting as I went into the house And it was like a bunch of family like kids running around stuff, and that was the last time I remember having my phone Now I'm out never left. I'm out. Why are you holding Legos? I got a fidget. Okay, all right, keep going. I'll fidget with myself, sorry. We're just getting a sermon from a woman who's holding Legos. Kate, that's really good.

I get it. I got these for the dates yesterday in case I got nervous of how Malaseck ate all the popcorns. The boys would have something to do. But I walked in I was like texting on my phone as they went into the house And that was the last I ever saw my phone didn't leave the house or anything and to this day Nobody knows where my phone up kid took it had to have but that's I know they had to have taken it But we turn it like we looked in every crevice like the whole family looking for it everyone else involved That's the worst feeling. Yep, and nobody to this day. It's still in that house somewhere I'm going back this Easter. Maybe I'll find it but like nobody knows what the fuck happened to it It'll resurrect so and then I had to go like three days cuz of the holiday to wait back to Chicago and whatever and

Three days on a phone. Yeah How long did you look before everyone gave up? We kept look every like hour or so we'd be like everyone would start like looking again for it Like none of us could let it go what happened to it Like I'm like 20 minutes, and I buy a new iPhone Yeah, it was terrible I had to look my kids in the eyes All right, I fucked that up so Kyle your screenshot that you sent us TJ. Do you have it? It's nine minutes and 59 Saved or you just know that's the best the golden rule you can't save it. Oh Yeah, that is the golden rule. That's ten minutes

This was hard. Yeah, you have to talk it out. You got to narrate it. He's good at them No one will ever see I'd love to see one live He's good at them Do a lot so no people are gonna be weirded out by that being so low. I don't mind it So we agreed on a good amount of things Speeding ticket is the one that we disagree Yeah, that's a lot better than the fears one Kyle. Yeah, you did bad. Thank you guys Deep water will forever be a fracture in our friendship

Yeah, it's gonna come up a lot to yeah well, but you guys can bond over the top of deep water That's true. I feel like I'm crazy like I have to be making Wow whoa oh Yeah, wait, what's this in response to deep water? What is the question do you agree with KB or do you agree with the rest? But why did I was agree with but yesterday read a poll is deep water scary and everyone said yes I guess this is more do you agree with KB's take of everybody's always

I mean yeah, you put KB versus the field in anything yeah, it's like KB. That's a skewed pole Well, isn't it like he basically did KB verse Hitler yeah? It's hard it's a hard pull to to phrase in like 25 characters because KB's argument is a little complex Yes, maybe right about deep water, yes or no? No, is deep water scary? No, that wouldn't be it. That's exactly what T-Pod gave you. You were making fears!

I think it's is KB right about deep water? It wasn't like some of these aren't scary. I assumed all of them were scary. Can you do a number poll of like how scary is deep water, one through ten? I could do four options. Okay, no, we're not arguing about that. We're arguing about the semantics of or the definition of depth

And yet we must I'm not terrified by depth But it's liquid height yes send it off right So isn't it scarier to be at a thousand feet than it is that? Right? So isn't it scarier to be at a thousand feet than it is at 100 feet down? How do I get to a thousand feet? Because that's what you are. You're on KB's side, Brandon. I am. In what world?

Am I on KB's side? Why? I think he's right. You fall out of your boat in five feet of water. You're scared of water. You're just as scared as if you fall out of your boat in in a mile the deeper the water the more the shit that could come and fucking eat you I guess I don't like I don't consciously consider that like what's I don't know like oh what's at

the very bottom it might come up and get me but if you fall out of your boat into five feet water you're not like oh my god It's more room for creatures room for creatures and the and deep water implies that you're out in the middle nowhere You don't have deep water next to a shore Okay, deep water is scarier than shallow water Right, but it's does that doesn't mean it's scary you only are counting the first five feet of the water No That doesn't mean it's scary. You only are counting the first five feet of the water No Yeah, oh

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I just would never. What if a tide takes you? So what are you afraid of in that, what's the worst case scenario in that scenario that you're very afraid of? A riptide taking me away. Then you're afraid of the riptide. That's deep water. It doesn't matter how deep it is.

What can, you're afraid of the creatures. You're afraid of the riptide. If a riptide takes me like farther down the ocean, I'm going to be like, well the land's still there. I be afraid of the creatures Riptide takes me like you're right down the ocean. I'm gonna be like well the land's still there I'm afraid of the land. I'm afraid. I'm afraid of plane crashes. I'm afraid of planes Plane crashes don't exist without planes mm-hmm mm-hmm deep water though. This could be a lake Yeah, there's deep deep lakes do yes good. I'm saying scary instead of including the sharks and everything Let's switch it to a lake Yeah, still I was in the one of the deepest lakes probably two of the deepest. Oh Edmund Fitzgerald

superior in Tahoe When they described how deep it is like record-breaking depths no one was like oh There when we went to Tahoe this summer they told me the depth and I was like Did you go to the middle of it and get in the water? Pretty much no way Why would that be scarier than it's just a standard lake Because if you if I start to struggle and start drowning in ten feet of water And you're afraid scoop me up it from the bottom and give me CPR if I started struggling in drowning deep water I'm dead what about nearest you've sounded to being smart what about how you can't hear the heights I'm afraid of falling but not there is a blockade then I'm not

afraid I'll go as high as possible go to the stratosphere But if there's a ledge that I could slip off of then that I'm afraid of that which I'm afraid of falling Some people are just afraid of being high they're afraid of being on the 60th floor of a ft's like that Yeah, that's a different fear. I'm not afraid of heights Yeah, that's a different fear. I'm not afraid of heights Brandy give us something else We're gonna come back to hi. What's your what's your take on all this? But I'm so like I'm you're on my side. You're afraid of I'm a swayable guy, and I'm so on my side You're afraid of snakes

Me nope Kyle cuz you're only rigid about yes water.. You're afraid of snakes. Me? No, Kyle. Because you're only rigid about water. He's not afraid of snakes. He's afraid of snakes. You're afraid of snake venom. I just don't like to look at them. I don't like the way they slither. Then you're afraid of snakes slithering.

No, they can be stagnant. And I'd be like, oh, fuck. What about eels? Not really. You're never going to come in contact with me in deep water. Oh my God. We got to, we got to take these two to deep water. Yeah. I want them to, I want to go to, I want to take him to deep water. I want to be scared shitless. Yeah. Kyle will be like, this is fine. And then he'll get scared., we need to get scenario without a life jacket Can I point out one more thing your deep water scenario is like you

Afraid of drowning You think the rescue would be a lot easier in shallower water yes,. So you're okay. You get you fall off a cruise ship while it's in port versus you crawl fall off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. Which one's scarier? Yeah, that's deep water means you're not near land. That's the best you've done. It's finally good work. Resilience to finally make a decent point. It's finally Good work Resilience to finally make a decent point That is actually a great point thank you judging the other person's argument argument. Yeah, very very effective. That was your best point

in that point um That might have sealed the deal for you. I don't think it's over Kyle. Don't give up on it. We'll come back. Yeah That was good those healthy it was healthy the supreme debate a supreme debate What is the biggest couch that you'd want in your house? Because anything doesn't that met like house size matters. Yeah, right One that fits one that fits perfectly yeah I don't know some people like giant couches that like wrap around walls and stuff like that and so if you have a giant room Like you know slightly bigger than a loveseat one of my dumbest ideas is to do a coffee table book on athletes couches Oh, yeah, you've brought that up. Yeah, it would be cool

I just want to be invited to at like they all have just monster couches custom-made Couch for this obviously there's a too big for a couch right yeah to like they all have just monster couches custom-made couch rooms. There's obviously there's a too big for a couch right? Yeah I don't like the ones where you can't put your feet down they're too deep. Yeah. Too deep. Oh you get way up in there? Yeah.

I like to be safe. I hate deep couches. Yeah. I want to have my feet on the ground. Yeah right. All I just. I like deep couches. The only way I judge a couch really is the headrest and if you can in fact lay or if

you're going to need pillows or the pillows are going to be bothered by the headrest, is the headrest too tall? That seems like a lot of things you judge it by. You're describing most characteristics of a couch. It was all headrests. Listed off four things. It was all headrest related. But the pillows.

Yeah. Am I going to need pillows because the headrest is too tall so I'm going gonna be laying on pillows instead or we'll have a nice soft headrest I don't even need pillows I can just lay right there but what if it's not a soft head rest but great pillows I guess you're right guess you're right where is having a way to what room that matters I would say basement or there big difference since we're in the basement your second question is is a pool table in the basement cool or a liability always be cool it's cool how to be liability do you think a pool

table is the same liability as an actual pool no but like if if you're going to move soon a pool table like you can't move it it's more expensive to move it yeah but you just whatever you you judge it there? Yeah, but you just...whatever. You judge it by you living in the house now. We're gonna move soon. Yeah, if you judge everything by, well, this would be a bitch to move, you just would never have furniture. I think that every time I get something for my apartment, though.

Really? Yeah, but that's an apartment. You need to buy a house. Yeah, okay. Just buy a house, okay? Yes, my house neighbor. Yeah fuck fucking problem house So is a pool table worth the potential hassle of having to move it is what you're asking fair fair fair not in Two years now. It's worth it. I don't play pool though. I have one and I only play in my dreams Wait you have a pool table

It's covered in like memorabilia. You've been in my basement. I know, I don't remember the pool table. It's the most dominant thing in the room. Just the shelf? It is now. It wasn't when y'all came through, we were playing pool that day. I feel like 90% of pool tables end up being just junk tables. Big shelf. Tommy will be playing beer pong on it soon.

Mine's where I keep my memorabilia right now. That's true, the beer pong for the kids. That's the ping pong table though. No, but if you have the thing you can put over the pool table. But I have a separate ping pong table. So you got multi, we could have a beer pong tournament. How many of your things? Great idea. We could have a tournament. Yeah. We'll take over for the bus and beer games. Yeah. Brandon's basement. Huh? Brandon's beer pong tournament. Oh my god. How many of your things do you use? All of them. I use the pool table.

Well, I mean the boys play pool sometimes. I have to take everything off. And then the ping pong table's out of commission right now. About the arcade cabinet you stole from the old office without asking. I used the hell out of that. And I did ask. Um. Who'd you ask? I asked the guys that needed to tell me yes.

Yes, tech guy Andrew. Yeah. No, I asked Rob. Oh I asked Rob oh no that's what you did no I asked Rob I asked him I asked up Rob I asked Robin steel Robin steel yeah I asked him he said fine yeah it's just if I ever need it, I'll let you know. Has a nice theft to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's also broken.

When are you going to stop? You're out of space for your shit. Yeah, I'm out of space. We talked about this earlier. But I'm in the garage now. I'm filling out the garage with wall stuff and everything. But now I've kind of moved. I'm getting all the grab baseballs now.

And I'm just, I'm too deep into it. Did you see the guy yesterday? What's your best piece? Probably my, I bought a Hank Aaron signed poster for a pretty good chunk. But. Buffalo Zach. Zach from Buffalo brought me a mantequing gift.

He brought me a signed eight by 10 of Hall of Fame pitcher Catfish Hunter. Wow. Wow. That's a real Fame pitcher Catfish Hunter. Wow. Wow. That's a real name? Catfish Hunter? His name's Jim, but they gave him the name Catfish because they thought a country-fied nickname would add to his box office appeal.

And there you go, Buffalo Zach. All those boys were good. Yeah, I liked those boys. They were all good boys. They were a nice guy. There was not a bad boy. Good dudes. He should have gave you that before.

He should have gave you that before. And I still think, Buffalo Zach just got the short end of the stick the whole time. I thought he was a good candidate. And he just never. She was never interested. Never got her interested. Yeah, never. Are they going on a date, him and her and Big Boy?

I gave her his contact info. And I said, the ball's in your court. Let me know. The ball's in whose court? Mackenzie's court. She said they've been texting. Wow. Cool. OK. He better be interested. Telling tales out of school. I saw them fighting in the parking lot. Oh

Yeah, screaming at each other already fucking nagging Some of his good to get it out of the way First day argue on a first day cardic feeling What could you even argue? Yeah, do you argue about on the first date? You don't have anything built up to argue about. Yeah, I don't know, the novel flaws really set you off. Wow.

Huh. I mean, she was talking to the other guys for a while after. Maybe got a little jealous. Oh, yeah. She was dating around the whole time. She went to mingle, yeah. Why didn't you get branded a man-ticking gift? He should have gave you that before yeah, he didn't give me shit The limbo was worth it. I

Thought the limbo was fantastic. He was good at it. He was damn good at it They were all good DJ decadence his ankles hearing everybody scream no when she was about to throw a flower at the lawyer That was worth it for me. The whole office muffled screams. All nice guys. Yeah, I mean, it was very dramatic. Ending conclusion, I guess. Yeah, we had no idea who she's going to pick in the end.

She did, in fact, pick the tallest guy. Is that a coincidence? Who's to say? Let the viewer decide. I hope they have a long Be awesome. They got married. Yeah Be so fucking that would be actually awesome. This would be a cool meet cute to tell your kids about yeah They could just see them meet yeah Yeah, if they got married would

Would one of us use the Doberman for plus one? Have to what if he's her divorce yeah, does the prenup yeah oh my god and divorce lawyer decadence is the DJ at the way oh my god and Zach is the bartender for the bills oh he now see stuff he could do the came we got the whole thing yep the wedding set it all came together do you think divorce attorneys clean up oh yeah oh yeah like

like like immediate trickle down. Oh, I think I yeah I've read about do you do you go to a law school to become a divorce attorney or are you an attorney for a while? And then decide that's where the money's at so uh Ted Lassos wife fucked right the divorce attorney. I haven't seen it I don't know. I'm the only one that saw that I guess yeah, I didn't see that right I'll go ahead and back out of it's gotta be kind of awesome To be a divorce attorney though. You just get the dirt. You got bitches coming to the office all the time. You just get all the drama.

You just got a lot of money. They just fight in front of you. Like as soon as he signs it, just like look at her, it's like you seeing anybody? Yeah. You single? Now that you're on the market. Yeah.

And now that you have some money in your pocket. Why don't you take me out? That was a confusing thing the guy said yesterday. You're on the market. Yeah, and now that you have some money in your pocket That was a confusing thing the guy said he was doing he was the bartender or a waiter for the bills announced team This is eating or drinking that much during the like wouldn't they just take care of them I'm sure there's a there's a for all media like there's a buffet right behind them and everything I'm sure they're getting up and going to it every now and then Halftime maybe they get three minutes. They just start darb I gotta admit I did I didn't I've already thought too much about it That's what he does to you that wasn't a thing when he said I was like cool

Yeah, not how the logistics of that how much are they eating per yeah? How many hot dogs are the announcers taken down in the game? Kate was your divorce attorney attractive. It was a older lady. Oh Russian stands who went in her office. She's like so what's the deal and I was like well? Really 20 minutes, and then she found out we had no money and no assets to split and she was like so What are you doing here? And I was like I don't know know. Yeah, it was cool. So wait, you guys could just be done, right? Yes, that was it. She was like you don't have to do anything but sign some papers and I was like, oh yeah pretty easy Sometimes pays to be poor. Yeah, you know

It was pretty sick Packed everything I own in a Honda CRV. And you immediately skipped town? Drove back to my parents and my parents were like, oh we just sold the house, we're moving to a 55 and up, you can't come here. Oh wow. Damn, wait, 55 and up? Sounds like you were winning.

That's very young. People can only, young people can only stay there for two weeks max at a time. Am I not 55 is like? That seems a little low. Brandon's gonna be 55. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well we're all gonna be 55. Yeah, we're all gonna be 55 Brandon very soon. No very soon. It's a it's more than a decade away

How old are you it's a decade away? Okay? How old are you it's almost a decade away less than a decade away Pretty much there. No make except sometimes you can get. You're about to be 46. Yeah, in like April. So yeah, it's less than a decade. No. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna be 46 in a month. Huh? Yeah. Fine. Whatever. You know how fast that time will go. 46 is a long way from 55. If you're on a highway and the speed limit is 55 and you're behind somebody going 46, you're going slow as fuck. You're pissed off. So yeah, nine years ago.

So that's nine years? I'm just trying to think. I'm trying to conceptualize. Nine years ago- That was a different life for me. That feels like fucking yesterday. Who was president say? Let's just go off that.

Who was president? Nine years ago, 2016. That was- Trump. Trump. Okay, so- Incorrect. Right? say let's just go off that like president 2016 that was Trump Trump and okay so incorrect right it was it was Obama Trump Obama Trump Obama The great clip No point in 2016

We got you he was never president The inauguration was in 2017 Was it just post that clip of the comment thoughts? Get the interaction we going Dan's wearing red you're wearing blue too good it's good shit Titans having a debate we're calling that red salmon next to your blue yeah oral perhaps salmon it rounds to pink I wanted to dress up one one time nice ish it sides not nice before I just wear a tracksuit for four days Yeah, eat everything and I'm so excited a dip shit. I'm so fucking so excited Brandon are you gonna make it this year you gonna?

Are you able to cope? Oh, what are y'all what what is this? I just didn't he's like peter out last year. No, okay? You got tuckered out No, you peter now. I was there the whole time. I thought I think it was the football Yeah, okay, what's she talking? What are y'all talking about? I just you did peter out last I didn't peter out it was during conference championship week of what I Think you get a little tough. I was there the whole time you work so hard you wear yourself down I was there the whole time at no point so hard, you wear yourself down. I was there the whole time. At no point in March Madness was I not there last year.

Unless I left early or got sick. But that happened three years ago, the headache. And then the sponsor thing was three years ago as well. Oh wow. Happy anniversary. That's right. I'll be ready, I'm ready. I got a tummy ache at the final four last year. I got a bounce back

Yeah, I got a big We might have said some things about that on PMT coming out Friday Ten wings and then got Yeah, his body rejected fried food. What's the Steve's on part of oh? Yeah, his body rejected fried food. What's the Steve's on part of oh? Stanford Steve Steve is on just tape with him. Okay. We were joking about how tight is Steve's on hang with the boys dude. I thought I thought I had it. I did nah, you're not like that Not built like that guys guy

I'm gonna do a redemption. I'm gonna do This year we're gonna get chip to death. Oh Yeah, we are Tony. Yeah, all right if you guys are going to the final floor. I got chip to death last time I went to San Antonio like you eat chips. Yeah All this is just every time you go to a Mexican restaurant So many chips before the food comes out yep, and then you're just like I'm not even hungry but I have to eat this entire plate of fajitas otherwise people are gonna think I'm a pussy yeah and guac is better than salsa no no no oh I think I'm with you okay so

better than both so number one yeah but you can't case so every time yeah yeah you can you can case so as you can't case so every time yeah yeah you can you can case so as you can case so all the time guac's the best block is the block number one why is the most case oh why does it cost the most salsa why is it the most caloric why is the most caloric and cost the most oh look at here sup Dave that What's going on? Taves. That was an odd walk through. Did you expect more? I don't know. It was a very purposeful walk, but they're just walking to nothing.

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What's something interesting that's happened? David looked kind of pissed off. He had like a look, shaking his head. I don't know. The viewers could see Dave. So they're walking by. I wonder what this could possibly be. Yeah, they're just, are they going to fist fight right in front of everybody? While you were reading the ad, Dave was talking to Annika.

So it did seem like Annika was over there. Yeah, and then she seemed a little something is afoot. Oh. Oh. it didn't well that ain't good don't show that don't show that look amazing reflecting yeah I don't mean this in a bad way but you know that feeling you say when you get like pulled over by the cops in your whatever that's how I feel and I have to interact with Dave sometimes yeah I get a little bit yeah now I get

pissed off just at the mere sight of the side of him yeah I don't know if he's gonna kill me or yeah what's going on right now? Kate, you're like the human encapsulation of when Ashley Simpson got caught lip syncing. Like the noise and the jig. Yeah. The feeling that Ashley Simpson had, it was two seconds.

Yes. Two seconds. That's the last, is that what you feel all the time? That's what I feel like 24-7. Oh my god. It's in the middle of the night, I'm tweeting because I'm up feeling anxious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sick.

It's pretty cool. Do you want to get some pills? I've started talking to myself. Like stream of consciousness whenever I'm doing stuff. Maybe I should. Maybe I should. What do we think, Scott? What do we think?

I don't know. Something's afoot, though. Seems like a high-level conversation. He was shaking his head. Big Cat got stern. Yes. And Big Cat has stopped going his head. His arms crossed. Big Cat got stern. Yes. And Big Cat has stopped going after Pete.

Oh shit. Another, yeah. And then more Pete. Oh god. It was all being filmed so I think it's very mean. And now Anne is in the shot as well. Oh. Oh he's, he's.

Alright. Everybody act normal. Everybody act cool. So that's when I did that funny thing. That's crazy. And we were all. I think I'm riding with. We were cracking up.

Oh shit. Oh shit. No lights on me. That's when I did that funny thing. That's crazy. And we were all cracking up. Oh, shit. Oh, what? Oh, shit. No, that's not me. Well, you were going to say it to be fair. Well, to be fair, I wasn't planning on posting any videos

that day. I know it should have been 100% more mindful. But I was not planning on posting any videos that day. It was happening. Well, you were on camera. There was a camera in your face. Oh. Uh-oh, sponsorship. post a meeting videos that day it was but you were on camera there was a camera in your face uh oh sponsorship oh

so it's a sponsorship too that makes sense Brandon give her some advice talk to her a little oh no response from me she should stop talking. Yeah That's all right, she'll be fine

That's what it's about. I mean it's just you take a little shit And then you what is he gonna hold it over her head for years and years and years and just constantly call her an idiot No, no redneck Yeah I'm sure she'll be a barstool survivor. There's 24 people in it. Yeah. He definitely did that during this fucking show. Yeah. He was here all morning. He was here all morning and I you know, I

did I tip my hand I told him that I was we're gonna want him on the act. Is everything good out there with what we just saw what we just saw? Yeah, okay seems good she she fucked up a sponsorship thing and then Dave was like now I know why she dates Nikki. Yes. He said that over here. Yeah Should does Pete have a bag here? Should we plant some bust in there? Before you go, what do you got in the bag bag remember when remember when ron put a bunch of? He put a bunch of lifesavers in Pete's bag. That's right Should we get Pete got caught by TSA with cum

We plant can you get in trouble? As long as it's less than four ounces. No, we'd do more. We'd do way more. I got more than four ounces right now. Well, separate vials. I'm backed up. Yeah.

Way more than four ounces. What an insult. You finish and the chick's just like, I could bring this on a plane. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. Chicks just like I could bring this on a plane Tsa loads What are you guys talking about well as soon as you left Dave like in Anika started arguing kind of on camera So we kind of just watched oh Not arguing, but talking we could tell something was going on right it seemed a mess

Not arguing, but talking we could tell something was going on right it seemed to miss Mm-hmm and Dave's body language and and stopping as he's walking at half court They kind of a lot of a little bit of a tell that we were supposed to mm-hmm start looking into what was going I don't know so I guess what we're saying is supposed to pay attention or ignore it when you left We stopped doing anything mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, just didn't know what to do. Oh here comes smokes to come console What do you say to you? You've got to be fucking kidding the one downside of Having a pile and then putting it out for anyone to take smokes has taken like seven of my clothing items Now I see him wearing it it bothers me. Oh No, this isn't all well either

Is he is that smoke really she doesn't use her head Pointed that is a hundred percent. I'll take care of it. Okay. Listen. Yeah, I got you Dave. Yeah, I'll keep her in line I like when boss man comes to show yeah Rick asked for an autograph Oh We should get Dave on so we can put him on the thumbnail. Oh, that'd be huge. Yeah Well this counts Rick Dave good, can they hear us? Yeah, I think so. Yep Rick it's gonna take more than that to get out of the shot. There you go. Mmm. Gotcha. Keep going

Look the bloodman KDIC making sure he looks busy when the boss man's around I'll just get a laptop Come in here for a sec you on your phone What do you send to quakes? Oh maybe Jerry's contract? Oh man I saw the first episode of Mr. Jerry. How is this? I'm gonna test it with my kids tonight. Oh we got security guard Mike here too. Oh shit. Oh what is he passing around? Is this? What is this? Whose hand was that? That was Austin's Oh there's Sherry She got a lock going on now This is good people watching Yeah they're talking about the new episode

Jerry's walking around confident too How did you like it as an adult man? I liked it It was good I think the beard is gonna still be a problem Like just having a beard on a children Yeah Is not the best okay, but then we Jerry when he shaves looks even worse Alright

What does he use of what does he use a voice? It's kind of a different voice. Yeah, okay, okay? This feels like something that I could watch and find humor in and laugh at. No, it's not. It's just for the kids. It's just right for the kids. It's geared very much towards kids. Like what?

I think I would laugh at that. Two-year-olds, three-year-olds? Yay! But like you have to know Jerry. Yeah, I think that would make me crack up if he was serious. I think parents will put it on because they're excited for anything that's also funny for them. They're like desperate for it.

Is he going to miss one? No. There's also funny for them. It's like desperate. That's why I know There it oh yeah here it comes What What what did you oh no you just got quicks on a contract What do we clear you got quicks signing a contract for miss? signing a contract for miss. Oh, that was smart. So you just had him sign the contract. Yes. What I saw the first episode of Mr. Jerry.

It's ready if you want to see it. I mean, I I'm sure it's good for whatever kids watch. I wouldn't think it would be bad. Jerry's talented. That's not what I'm worried about. Yeah. What I'm worried about is him spending all the time and then it blows up.

He's like, oh, let's all leave. Let's do the, uh, you know, the Caleb routine where it's like, oh, we just took seven guys with us. So we could just cancel Jerry by releasing every fair point. Has there ever been a kid star that just DMS? But no, you couldn't cancel because isn't the, what I heard the guy who's like, yeah blippy Yeah, I don't see yeah. Yeah a lot of stuff on his it was just that what do you shit someone's butt? Yeah, so much fun. He's video of ever seen but yeah. Yeah. Yeah funniest video of all time

Right as long as Jerry. Yeah, we don't have a bleep button. Do we? For what the show? No, no why cuz I want to say something, but I'm not gonna say if we don't bleep on Well no, I can't what was it gonna be about Anika oh Yes, she fucked up Her Nikki's how is Nikki involved yes, I just wait them as one That's so bad for Annika So bad, How you feeling?

You ready to go tomorrow? Nope. Place a really big bet on San Diego State last night. You knew that. Yeah, that's bad. That one of the most frustrating games I haven't bet. I haven't been betting a lot, but that was tough to watch. San Diego State,

horrible. UNC looked really good. I don't know. So no, I'm not ready for tomorrow. Yeah a black cat I texted a black cat ran in front of my car last night Send to me, but I had to send it to you I Didn't sleep last night because of the loss. Yep Are you gonna go do pizza I did a couple before I came here. I was surprised that Prince Street didn't have a line if it's only three weeks old.

It's longer than that. No, I asked. Really? I feel like we got it like two months ago. I mean, the one in New York has a line 24-7. In Chicago, I feel like it doesn't have great pizza. I feel like we got it, yeah, a while ago. So wait, so, so is Jerry are you gonna make him sign a new contract I Have to work out

Where if the show? What I have to prevent against is the show blows up instantly which I'm not saying it will or won't That then he just isn't like I'm out of here and like I'm gonna everything with it. And thanks for all the resources that I used for the last whatever. He's doing it. And now I'm gone. That's what I got prevent against. Stopping Quigs is a good first step. Yeah.

Because he's got the keys to everything. And I asked Quigs, I'm like, what have you been doing? He's like, I just work on Jerry's show. That's all I do now. It's a good, but he wasn't joking. That was the real answer. Yeah, I know. I mean, it's what Quigs was able to do with just like Jerry standing in front of green

screen is pretty amazing. Well, yeah, Quigs is an amazing talent. There's no doubt about that. And who knows? Jerry could be good at it. I could say I don't really know the Kidmire. I like those shoes. Thank you.

I saw you iron them up. I do. They're nice. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. I wear they're nice. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah How many shows did he tape I think he's just got one done was it good it was pretty good I'm gonna test it with my kids tonight See what they think doesn't matter if the kids like it. I was it if the parents like it I think it's the kids have to be like it has to be

It has to keep the kids busy enough that the parents can like correct do something I have to want to watch it and watch it on repeat got it. That's it Yeah, like the parents don't have to like it at all. God just need it to get a break What is his role is there physical stunts that he does he explained the first episode he explains the weather? Okay, are we ever gonna clip? How does he do that? You can see the intro. I think I've seen the intro We've seen the intro yeah, Cliff would be nice Quigs made like it's like a almost like a green screen like blues clues set We're all different parts of the room do says cool. He did believe that there's no clips yet

I started the other day people are misinterpreting and I think what happened we were saying that I was cheap But I think. What happened? People were saying that I was cheap, but I think they were dumb. Of me? I think you were saying we pay better than Ringer. But it must have been you guys talking. Yeah, I guess. But I think they misinterpreted it and did it the right way, wrong way.

I was getting hammered with that. But I watched it and I thought it was a compliment. It was a compliment. Yeah, so I thought people were dumb in the comments. That was like forever ago. It must have just resurfaced. Yeah, it was a compliment. It was a compliment. Yeah, so I thought people were dumb in the comments. That was like forever ago But I must have just resurfaced. Yeah, it was a compliment. Yeah, I thought so. Thank you. Yeah, that's nice How are you feeling about Wisconsin Dan? Good. How you feel about the Bucks?

Podcast safe. Come on Dave. I said that one from a mile away. Give you a compliment. I feel good. I feel like the they don't go to the sweet 16 I'll be devastated imagine my surprise when I saw her on a video drinking the one drink we don't have we have it's one thing if like we're only a high noon shop where everybody here yeah we have everything everyone it's her and Nicky smokes Nicky smokes is dumb The dumbest there any part of him you respect No It's exactly what I said on the unnamed show which I guess is up to you guys here if you guys want to make this like

summerhouse or like southern charm They'll be sports like you guys can do your sports shows and then Younger people can run around fuck each other and then bash each Other on tv like that'll probably get great ratings Yeah, yeah as long as we don't get sued for it. I'm fine. I don't care what they do I was pretty unclear when dan and I first talked i'm like, I actually don't know whether we've crossed a line Yeah, and I still actually don't know that I think we may have

could have And then this company it's like I hear the three of them are going And I still actually don't know that. I think we may have. Could've. And then this company, it's like I hear the three of them are going on a trip together. Don't they fucking hate each other? Wait, Ella? I didn't squash the B. They're going to Tampa? Oh really?

Yeah, for an activation like this. I was like, is anyone paying attention? But I guess that would be good. If we're doing out of it Yeah, if we're doing reality show. Yeah, are you doing on named wrong? We are okay. Rico's actually filling in Oh, cuz Whitney can't do it Bosco's in rare form right now I've seen some of clips coming out very funny. The bomb him clip was making me laugh. Just yeah guy He's gonna have what's he doing for his try? He's unlikely to go to the final four.

Right, so we were gonna negotiate, I guess we could negotiate on a name, I could stop by because the- Well you're gonna be at the bar, aren't you? What time are you doing on a name? I guess 10.30. Yeah, the idea I had was that if Alabama goes to the, or doesn't go to the final four instead of a bus trip,

he could do like a Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad with riders I ran rider. I like that. Yeah, and then Jack and Max would just have to road trip Because Jack has to go so they'd have to just rent a car. I didn't know Jack had to go Yeah, if Alabama goes to the Final Four Jack has to go to drive to the Final Four. Oh didn't realize that. Yeah. Yeah, okay Yeah, so you're willing to budge a little bit Dave like yeah Oh didn't realize yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, so you're willing to budge a little bit Dave like yeah But we but part of that negotiation if you do it tomorrow is that we have a certain amount of time at the pump party

That's our that's what we get cuz he wanted us to go for the entire time. I'm not 100% sure that like Having riders take you is a better option. Well one rider even said one rider was like I'll go to the DMV and get my license Like I mean that that I don't know that that's better like I personally probably wouldn't want to sit with a borderline stranger for Well, it's a rider. So they know yeah. Yeah same book But yeah, then we would we would say like three hours at the pump party in In I don't think they're going but they have to be Duke. Yeah, who else is in the bracket, Wisconsin? Oh, yeah, you see mayor or VCU Yeah, I gotta get past that yesterday was brutal that game was brutal. All right, we'll move on Thursday All right. What are you doing? Rest? Are you doing? I'm gonna go do more pizza. Chicago is a very interesting city with pizza 90% of them don't open for lunch, which is I sent you one

I don't know if you've done it. Yeah, it's it's near where we're going today There we have a bunch that we can do this afternoon. Okay, but they don't a lot of places don't open till 4 It's a very Chicago at all the day. Yeah It's weird because it's a fat city very Chicago at all the day yeah it's weird because it's a fat city very you would think it would be open what's wrong with you walk is having said a word I'm letting you talk this time you're the guest thank you I've said a little bit I've said a lot on the show I've got a relationship from your perspective right now solid solid good good stuff really yeah really get along we have I feel like is a little skit there is done

It was a roast I appreciate that you you you carried it up for like two months three months The second I signed the contract I said can you just not tell anybody? I'm gonna do a thing in a couple of months and he did it so appreciate that it's crazy Anyone was like what? It's a roast we did a roast of them and it was good content It got messy. I do need to talk to you about Dan sexually assaulting my mother, but that's fine She motorboated me she took my head and put it in her breasts. Yeah, it's not my fault not I'm sorry not good. Oh, yeah great by the mother agreed by anybody. Yeah. Yeah, not good She played a clip TJ

Whether I was when did this happen this happened during funeral yeah We this was during the Nikki smokes an Anika show you see my horse fall down. That was a good clip cute Baby horse the baby looks beautiful. Yeah Is that like a that was an expensive horse fall down? That was a good clip. Cute. The baby horse. The baby looks beautiful, yeah. Is that like a... That was an expensive horse, right? That's the chestnut colt, right? Well, the dad is Jack Christopher, who's like a monster superstar horse.

I believe it was 40,000 bucks to breed to honeypants. So... Okay, so they're just talking. That's fine, that's fine. Everything's fine. So they're gonna hug. And then, fine.

Look how she... Still fine. That's a little weird. She grabbed my head! Okay, so... Dave? I don't like it. Who's at fault though?

So Dan have stiffened his neck? I would say your mother's at fault. Thank you All right. Thank you. Now you're talking about I didn't willingly motorboat her she she Assaulted me, but I'm I would like it on the record that I'm on I'll sign a contract right now that Brandon's mom can assault me anytime she wants No problem. Good to see you Dave Yeah, I didn't like that what that clip. Yeah. Well, I did I did like Her breasts are big. They are big. It looked yeah comfortable pillowy

And real I got a couple pizza very real if you're if you're look I am interested, okay Let's get with you after okay Michigan plays at 10 tomorrow. 10 p.m.? Yeah, they're late game. Oh. You gonna be there? Oh yeah. Upset watch.

Don't know if you're gonna make it, you know. They are on upset watch. I mean, two points is borderline. 12-five. That's, 12-five's a myth though. 12-fives are like 2019. 3-14 is the new upset. I'm pretty sure 12-five happens every year.

It used to be like much more frequent if we have any stats guys. It hasn't, when people started catching onto it, it started going away. I think 14-3 is the new 12-5. You're just saying that because I'm a three. No, I didn't even know you were a three. Yeah, you did.

No, Montana, I know you're playing Montana, I didn't know 14-3. I think UNC Wilmington is the 14 that you gotta watch out for this year a little bit 12 fives fives are nine of three in the past three tournaments Fives are nine and three in the one happens so fives so one one happens here five fives are nine three That's five zero nine three. Yeah last year though. There were half of the 12th one

I don't three. Yeah last year though. They were half of the 12th one There you go, so maybe I bounced back, but that means that means it was even before that it was almost all what's 14 and threes Steven I Just ripped that from yesterday's I'd cut me for me look up Does he wear that officer shirt every day? No he wears buck stuff a lot Almost always buck stuff. Yeah almost exclusively buck stuff How lot. Yeah, he usually bucks stuff. Almost always buck stuff. Yeah. Almost exclusively buck stuff. How often to 14 C's? Fives went 4-0 two years ago.

23 and 133. Fives went what? Fives went 4-0 two years ago, they went 2-2 last year. Okay, so I'm thinking that at 6 out of the last, people have this notion the 12s are like yeah one of the 12s is favorite yeah that's what I'm saying yeah all right we'll see you tomorrow Dave yep you want to either. Great shape. Good stuff. 12s went two and two the year before.

Four and oh. You have a two and two and two and two. Four and oh though. I said it was like two thousand and like one. So they're eight and four in the last three tournaments. You liked your shoes, Kyle. That was so sick. That was so

Good team That ruled Wow you guys really talk a lot yeah, I Talk plenty I noticed Kate and Danny didn't talk at all. It's for the best. Do you think he the best? No, he no. Yeah, he knows doesn't know there's no way my face doesn't know my name We should have had him out. I think you know name your name you think so I've traveled with him plenty college football Oh, yeah, yeah, but he does not know yeah, definitely not. Oh no Jerry and David back at it The reason why there's been no clips out from mr. Jerry I believe is because legal is going through every frame of it with a fine-toothed. Yeah out from Mr. Jerry, I believe, is because legal is going through every frame of it with a fine-toothed gopher. Got it.

They're like very, very, very nervous about this. And the first episode's about the weather, and Jerry has told me time and time again who controls it. Yeah. Hahaha. Look at Blutman trying to lean out of. Yeah. So Jerry has Quigs, probably our most talented editor editor and the entire legal department working exclusively for him.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, but we don't pay the entire legal department a lot, right? It's not a huge... The team of attorneys. Jerry just thinks he made a really good point. Bloodman being right in the middle of this conversation. That's a big three. That's a big three of varsity.

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their penis. Wow. They'll cut off each other's? Whoa. They will cut off their own? Does the winner gets the penis? I would assume so. Does that include balls are just the shaft. I think just shaft don't get greedy I really I will say it's a perfect first round just to get a little nervous Yeah, just a little bit. I've never heard of any other coffee brand have that promo nope Yeah, I lost his dick yeah, you get David Hasselhoff stick has it ever happened no, I lost his dick. Yeah, you get David half a Hasselhoff stick. Has it ever happened? No, I don't Has anyone ever got a perfect bracket? No, it's not His Warren Buffett does the like one million dollars in it and those billion Yeah, was a billion has anyone got a people get perfect first rounds. Maybe perfect to like this

I need six human I went 31 for 32 in 1995 that's a miracle Awesome part of why I got fell in love with the old gambling I went 31 for 32 in 1995. That's a miracle. That's unbelievable. Awesome. Part of why I got fell in love with the old gambling. Yeah, but they, I mean, four games are played, and they're immediately pumping out the like 95% brackets of our lost.

Yeah. It was pretty thrilled. First 49. Wow. Just a man in Ohio. I think being 12 years old is the perfect age to be It was pretty thrilled. First 49. Wow. Just a man in Ohio. I think being 12 years old is the perfect age to be really good at filling out a bracket. Yeah.

You don't know what you don't know. I went 16 for 16 the first day, 15 for 16 the second day. Who got you? I can't remember. It was the year, I think it was 95. It was when Kentucky won it all. No, that's 96. All right, so it was 96.

95 was UCLA. Is that Tyus it all no, that's 96. I had so it was 96 95 was UCLA Is that Tyus Edney? Yeah beat Missouri's to coast. Uh-huh Beat Arkansas nothing better all these memories. They really fuck up me like bastardizing the courts making it like I I I wish they let the courts be Whatever the school has it. Tyus said that because Tyus said he was a Boise. He put Coast on that Boise court.

And Iowa State Hampton was on the Boise court. Yeah. So you have those seared in your memory. Maybe the Boise court. Everyone else can change, but leave the Boise. Make them all the Boise. Every court is the Boise court. Maybe that's what

we fucking love March Madness I love when people critique other people's bracket yeah yeah or it starts one in 120 billion that's possible wait so the odds are better if you use a coin flipper to guess your bracket now that number is way bigger than a hundred billion. Mm-hmm. It's like nine quintillion oh, I Wonder how hard it would be to get a perfect women's bracket because they're a little more chalky, but I guess no one will ever know Huh? Yeah, what would be the point? Fill one out. Yeah Yukon

No, no, why not? It's either South Carolina or Texas. I thought you con South Carolina. That's a two seed they are Damn, the one seeds are you know it's falling off UCLA USC, Texas and South Carolina and then you cons a two seat TJ you found a way for us to rank I think I was speaking of like one in quintillion the strength of your debate relied Scenario where you fall off a cruise ship no doesn't have to be a cruise ship could be any ship yours in deep water I'm not afraid of falling off a ship The ship is irrelevant when I'm on the ship I feel safe enough for no the ship is irrelevant I'm saying just being dropped into deep water I'm not afraid

of that because I don't and that's avoidable what that's not the debate is being like avoidable is like yeah okay I'll avoid blood in a likely scenario where I'm in deep water I'm I'm very safe there's a there's a ship nearby there's safety nearby so you're you're allowed to play out the easy, the safest scenario. I'm not allowed to play out the unsafe scenario? We lean toward what is realistic. What would happen in the dark.

Ghost was on that. Yeah. People have seen ghosts. I think 50% of people have. I do think ghosts are real. I don't. Do you want to do that debate no, okay, sorry Okay, what do we got TJ? I'm screen sharing my phone. Oh doing a So how we're gonna do this

Do the chicken strips with gravy one this do the chicken strips with gravy one yeah it was this best combos or something but these are like too subjective unlike apples caramel that's like a ten it's fun when you do it but it's not like This is what are these what is this one that we're just food and dip combo. Oh, that's that's a nine or ten, right? Oh, no, no, we could do that. I should know what the topic was food and Four four But you don't do it often this hard to debate like apples. Oh, I like that more Well, I'm and chocolate major about the

five She sticks and all that's that's high to me, but they got to be piping I gotta be good She's got to be good to you, which is hard why don't we just let Steven do it and we'll just make fun of him Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I want a more open-ended one Which one you want? Let's see what else is there? We're gonna make fun of Steven doing these What is that your ex one oh yeah do that one Blah making who I'd safe. Oh out of a burning building. I'd like to see Steven try this

Yeah, I guess just pick one Steve pick one Steve you want to do this one Steven. T. Just gonna give me a random one This changes everything that we can do this yeah, it's really fun You did DraftKings right yeah Sure did tattoo your ex name. Oh is like port life choices. I'm gonna say Dave's got to pick up his vibes He's uh, it was a little down Way too leathery had me stiff. Yeah, he's got to pick up his vibes before before we get into March Madness I was gonna ask I was gonna ask you something because you asked if you knew me or not In all of Dave's videos throughout the years. Have you ever seen him blur someone's face out?

In all of Dave's videos throughout the years have you ever seen him blur someone's face out? What do you mean maybe the dragon pizza guy no What one of the member his viral video when he went into our old Chicago farmers insurance office you blurred you Was working for farmers That's right gotta blur that guy that would have been so funny if Dave sat down He's like didn't you just work at farmers you're the we hired the farm a team of men Collectively decided that you didn't work here. Yeah awesome But yeah, I think he's been in like all fights with people people who who clearly don't wanna be on camera, still unblurred. I think I'm the only person to ever be blurred.

What is the video? A day of Portnoy video. It was like the TikTok one. Yeah. Wait, you're in the beginning. This? Yeah, I guess. Oh, they're in that room.

It's the lady guy? They're in that room. That's you, Danny. Yes? Yeah, yes. Oh, they're in that room. The only blur. Oh, man. What is this? What are you guys doing? I'm trying to tell you. Oh

That's cream yeah, that's pre Austin Austin was still there. He's filming. I'll blame both. Damn Danny. I didn't know that was you That's so funny. Austin donated $2,500 last night alone to Mook Can't Sleep. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah, Mincy ran a half marathon. Yeah, half marathon. They raised $11,000.

Damn. That's awesome. Great work. Oh, you got it, Steven? Yes, I do not know the topic as of right now, okay, it's even better a Very blind ranking all right all right How could he wait they can't say it though. He's gonna switch it. Yeah, yeah Zaziki do they mean Taz? Ekey? Well, probably not it's it's Ekey

So, of course, we have questions even right away. He's asking a computer. Oh, it's just just condiment mustard This is yellow mustard. That's Kyle you might have just lost your job as a He's good. I agree so far. Yeah, I mean seven oh Mayonnaise I mean spicy browns pretty seven oh Mayonnaise I mean it's gonna be good on like turkey He's perfect Ketchup he's loading up though in that one area. I don't like

Rookie me good on certain things yeah, man. Yeah, catch it very nice french fries I'm not a big catchment eggs guy. I can see some of the appeal though That's a thing yeah, I know yeah, but there's so many more things you think of and you could just not do it No one says no one says here's your ketchup and eggs. No no you can't pass Why would you want to pass on ketchup? Oh, he's loaded. I think Barbecue sauce pretty good. I think pretty pretty underrated but not great so maybe for your pile pile I can't you know it's like Brandon when there's a trivia question I know my yeah che you probably think that's for what other what can I you don't even like it that much after it no nine nine no it's definitely better than ketchup

He makes your tummy hurt. I wish I'm still confused about that Zaziki Might just be a tight child made sour cream. He fucked himself. Oh man, so what sucks about this I feel like there's a better option that tastes pretty similar in this Greek yogurt anything. Oh, it's a ten Yeah, probably ten Has to be a ten You can't go to nachos Plain he's right. Yeah, but when they put too much of it can't stand alone with too much with the onion mix Is a good combo but again greek yogurt is better

Mm-hmm. Yeah tight as you miss it ketchup came up and he said I like it on French fries. I don't like it on eggs I don't like it all over my body This is just salsa Salka sauce I've never heard of it. Yeah, no Just go pictures look at the picture. Yeah, it doesn't just say Salka sauce. It's a picture of salsa Yeah, okay, so it's just salsa. Yeah I mean guacamole has to be coming of salsa is coming. You don't know so I'm gonna go to Okay salsa

There we go The best to do a guac number one it's got tomatoes. It's got avocados supposedly a good fat we know what's we want to know where you rank cheese sauce I'm assuming the taste so yeah bear well no because like cheese whiz there's a chip look at the chip being dipped into it you're on the right track here look at the picture he He's reading the word hey, they're yelling at you, but you're right I mean this could go on a cheese. How are you ignoring the picture? You're so right? So right say it's not cheese whiz Well double sasiki You got a bootleg rank we got to find another one for you because you're electric at this Then okay not that bad

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No, no, whatever you do exactly what comes naturally, but Kyle if he ranks it wrong say so be Stephen Che It's all I can be I Want mozzarella sticks bad now. We got wait. Can we play a game? I have a game for you, too sit down Yeah, you play your game, but I got a question for you my game first my game first, okay? What's his name? no clue Figured ah, oh You got it

No, I don't you it's Danny Danny Conrad. Yes Yeah, we go. We just saw Danny brought up the fact that in the this video You never you've been doing pizza reviews forever out on the streets. Yes, you never blur anyone's face out Why you we must have thought you work The only face you've ever blurred out in any video is here andie Hattie. I'm 100% sure why that was blurred. I mean, I obviously didn't blur it, but whoever made that clearly thought you worked for the insurance company. That's very funny though.

Better safe than sorry. Danny would be like, my interaction with Dave was getting my face blurred. 100% what happened there. They thought you worked in the insurance company. All right. We're putting together a list of just names for an event we're going to do and we're inviting them in. A lot won't come. It's almost like the Glennie Balls part.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tell me just to stop on one name you think is way below the others. Or it was like, huh, that's an interesting. Abbe Devine, Andrew Schultz, Arion Almattox, Burt Kreischer, Bill Burr, Blake Bortles, Blake Griffin, Booker McFarlane, Brian Bumgarner,ille caustic Chris long

Dana white Darius Ruckers Dion Diplo Greg Kittle Greg Olson Gronk Hannah burner In rabbit poor James Winston Jared Goff Jeff Nadu Keep going. Yeah, we're waiting. That's unbelievable. I was going down this list. That's the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen. He's just amongst A-list celebrities here. I mean, he is. He's hard to get. I'm still going. Johnny Menzel,

Jon Taffer, Josh Allen, Julian Edelman, JBR, Kevin Hayes, Kirk Herbstreet, Kyle Long. to get I'm still going Johnny Menzel John Taffer Josh Allen Jeff Julie Nailman JBR Kevin Hayes Kirk Herbstree cut along there's no other Yes, he does. Yeah. But he is a heavy hitter. Whatever that is, he needs to be. Yes. 100%. We got Dion. We got Nadu. How did he get on there, though?

I don't know. Who made the list? But he kind of is good list maker. Just the two. That was like a blind rankings. No. Two coming in out of nowhere. All right, Steven, do one last one.

He knew your name after we said it yeah yeah when he said Danny's farmers insurance guy oh that's so funny Danny oh yeah oh sports I don't know what this is well say it out loud what you say what it says that's f1 f oh this is race cars. I should be talking yeah Sports of okay, this is um che this is pretty low eight sorry saw This is events che events you'd like to go to events Soccer doesn't change.

College World Series? Men's? I've heard Omaha's like kinda nice, but I mean this should probably be in the nine spot. Well. It's the Olympics. Just go by any Olympics. I mean I'd like to go to the basketball games,

but I don't care about any other shit. Well, nine's still open. Oh, Super Bowl. Super Bowl's kind of underwhelming, to be honest. But compared to the rest of the, oh, I would rather go. I would rather go to the NBA finals. What was that? Was that the start of the National Anthem?

I'm going to go 2 just because I would prefer to go to the NBA Finals. I'm into Super Bowl. It was... It's like you heard a rebuttal. But no one said anything. I'm UFC. I'm not a big UFC guy. But it's pretty easily easy to be entertained by this. I'll go 6.

World Series. Yeah, easy to be entertained by this. I'll go six World series No, I can't play a baseball fun So then what any er NHL? I need ten of these a day I'll go for Stanley Cup playoffs, I'm gonna go three assuming NBA is one you can't make assumptions. Oh But then final four might be coming up That was good Tainted myself into a corner here. Yeah, he did

So I can't move these right no Well maybe college basketball won't be coming who knows we'll go with this at three Okay I'm not putting at one because I'm assuming the end might have fucked up. Yeah, I don't see them. It's gonna be Wimbledon It's gonna be I mean we'll be kind of cool to go to but yeah college ball playoff Like I would like to go to this do the blind rankings not be like oh this will be coming. Oh Oh Damn, it's like a really good one exclusive event What a really good one Fuck, not the masters, not to thank people on

wait lists for decades to go to I'm gonna be in the cheese sandwiches Who cares? Like the I would have put this at nine Alright, okay I mean, so how'd you do? Pretty bad. No, pretty good Masters should be won Accidentally, bad no pretty good yeah all right to do what more what should we

do TJ is there positions one sex position it's probably not for tick-tock but let me see I mean name something and there's probably rankings of something near it there's rankings for what else does che? There was one spree of these movies candy. There was one of first things you notice on a woman movie snacks Could be women Be states. I just got a I just got an email. That's like one of those classic promo emails, you know, I mean where they try to change the the Subject line tries to grab you yeah

Glenny balls and Sydney Thomas dating That's it they did a whole commercial for like a product that was like Glenny balls pulled Sydney's because he drinks this product. Oh Glenny balls pulled signal because he drinks this product oh oh funny dating dating and that did real you in yeah I opened it what I would see I'd be like yeah probably yeah yeah he probably he probably is one and done yeah babe I'm not I'm not interested all right last one Steve. I see you can do a position you can do fake snacks Like Scooby snack or a reptar bar fictional snakes Yeah, like fix snack items that don't actually exist like what a crabby patty like sausage burrito pop tarts. Oh

that exists No, oh no, but I'm saying like the filter I think yeah I know it does and you've done it guys how'd you do um Steve's gonna have some never perfect but close this is good because now Steven can't predict what's coming just let him go so none of these exist Yeah, okay flame it flame and hot tweet. Oh, she knows Flamin hot Cheetos Twix Who's talking Steven you might have to restart yeah, I'm gonna run out start over 10 minutes Steven you might have to restart yeah, I'm gonna run out start over ten minutes

You gotta X the sound X the sound as well Tick-tock one time Steve um flame on hot cheetos Twix this I'm not debating if it's real or not. I'm just ranking them right. It's not there none of them are real Actually debate if they're real, yeah How like one is the most real yeah, what is the most real tennis? There's no way to They are I mean, these are different brands. So I don't even think they would work together For that reason for the brand reason. All right, so Real the caramel all right, so it's a paper work this can't be real the caramel all right, so yeah

Yeah, so I'm doing realness right yeah realness realness. This is gonna be like an eight Starburst Oreos cannot be Very good actually Died the stuff it wouldn't actually know that would turn it in star bus Ruffles the best part about this is using a man who is not real Maybe Cereal potato chip. That's not that crazy. Uh, yeah, this could be a snack too. Easily.

Sausage burrito pop tarts. But it's McDonald's and Coca Cola and Kellogg's. What does that say in the bottom left? It doesn't matter. Why does it say Coca-Cola? On the middle top right. Oh yeah. Like at 2 o'clock.

Oh yeah. Yeah. There's too many brands. And this is spelled wrong? Or no, this is foreign. What? What's he saying? Nine.

Oh. Um, Sriracha Orioles. I could absolutely see this exist People hotify all this M&Ms M&Ms inside honey buns that ain't real M&Ms inside honey buns that ain't real Reese's peanut butter cup Oreo. Oh, there's no way not a chance Everything they put in cookies blizzards muffins Reese's peanut butter cup Oreo. Oh, there's no way not a chance. I can't wrap my brain around brands combined Wait have you seen this before no something, but I'm trying to conceptualize stroke that chin

This is what are you? I'm trying to conceptualize stroke that chin How would peanut butter and chocolate go and what would it What's what's confusing forgetting the cookie part mark that's crazy what's confusing you What's continue is the dollop of peanut butter on top of the? But I guess that's what it gets used to be stuck together. Oh, it's okay. Never mind. There's not actual chocolate It's just it's just the peanut butter from it. All right, so this is three Cinnamon toast crunch savory and sweet so chicken waffles. Oh this probably exists right now. So chicken and waffles. Oh, this probably exists right now. Chicken cereal? Yes.

Yes. You're a grocery guy. I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff. How do you serve chicken cereal? And when it comes inside a honey bun, it was a no-go. Oh, this is, this is, this, I mean, I know. This is a no-go. This is, absolutely doesn't exist.

Noodle, Oreo. Che. None of them. None of these. This is a 20. What if Noodle Oreo. It's cute. None of them. None of them. None of these. This is a 20. What if we told you none of these existed? The one he had the most problem with was sticking M&Ms inside.

Are there any other fake things can we do? Beautiful. Is there another fake one we could do? I thought that could be those rankings came out pretty good. You can't conceptualize M&Ms in a honey bun. You can't conceptualize a chocolate peanut butter cookie So what was number one was throwing it off is like that doesn't make sense Number one was sriracha or but if there are two wait wait what there's nothing to make it stick what if you put a

Reese's as is between two Chocolate cookies Reese's flavor. There's nothing sriracha wouldn't make the cookie stick. They're putting Two together they literally have toothpaste Oreos Toothpaste flavor exactly Exactly there is no spoon Can you walk us through why you couldn't fathom that M&Ms could be inside of a honey bun when they're already inside so many things Like cookies not like baked goods couldn't fathom that M&Ms could be inside of a honey bun when they're already inside so many things like cookies Not like baked goods What about like M&M's?

Like cookies? Cookies Cookies They are technically inside that Yeah It makes sense for like a bread product Cookies Yeah, you forget about the cookies

But that's not a bread product Oh like banana bread with chocolate chips But not M&M's That's kind of pissing me off. Oh my God, but sriracha and Oreos. Yeah, that's They how to fly everything They don't M&M enough Nothing yeah, but hotify I Might need another one

Here I'm a glutton. Yeah, we need one. I might need one more So there's a few different fake foods. I don't know if you want to stick with that I think we got the gist of his takes what else get a real one fake cities to live in fake things that would make you cry fate I fake things that would make you cry they I don't know if we do another fake there's one that's just what is the best thing and it's all assortment of different i think most open-ended is

great mm-hmm are they all real it's gonna send me that one coward yeah I got you the best thing that's it's called is which, I got you. The best thing. It's called, which is the best thing? He's going to hold out for the NBA Finals. Yeah. I don't want to put this one.

Maybe the NBA Finals. All right, best thing. What is the best thing? Here we go. Business hours, best thing. What is the best thing? Here we go. Business hours. Opening times. Oh, 11am? Not bad, he gets to sleep in.

This is just opening times in general. Let him go. Just opening times. Yeah. 11am. And 11am doesn't have anything to do with this, or does? No, it's just the idea of opening times. I guess you need it to function as a society.

Six. Great pick. Six. Social distancing. Here we go. I mean, COVID's over, so who cares? Uh, I don't wanna say 10 yet, but nine. James Corden, he does Carpool Carry. I kind of like him. He's

chubby. He's kind of funny. He's got a good voice. But he's on too late. So I don't know that much about him. I'll go three. Oh wait, best thing, yeah, no, he's pretty good. Of all things. Of all things. He's changed towards three.

That guy. Tax, that's terrible. I don't understand taxes at all. And you have to pay a lot of money. But 10. If your house is burning down. but 10. Having a foot like a traction engine? What does that mean? I don't know what that is.

Can he go again? Can he tap the screen? I wish. Is that like having a big kick? I don't know what that means. Like being able to kick really bad? Oh, a very good soccer kicker. Having a really good soccer kick.

Okay, having a good soccer kick. I mean mean I guess that could be useful in like real football so rents going up ooh that's bad um be five yeah no there's that guy those the rent is too damn high I don't know that's good for nobody except landlords. I guess for a land Yeah, maybe two. There's not that many Conveyor belt there we go conveyor belts are good in grocery stores If you're if you're a shop grocery shop with no cart guy conveyor belts are a lifesaver. I'm gonna go Wait wait what? I'm gonna go Wait wait what? I'm gonna back him up on that one

I don't know somebody was saying whenever I go grocery shopping as long as it's not like I've ever been going grocery shopping. I don't use a cart. Yeah, okay I don't use anything. I can't write, but why the why is then when you get to the conveyor belt? You're already done dump it all yeah, you just dump it But I guess a shelf would yeah shelf is a yeah, you're right hard surfaces You can get injured. You can't really have sex on them You can play sports on them Professionalism I like that

You fucking pro yeah One or five Um I like the handshake in this one. Let's go one fucking pro right there trees Okay, do you like James Gordon more than trees if you had to get rid of one one has to go It's tough yeah, I probably put trees at four soccer thing at five, but but James James Corden makes a lot more than trees do oh Man all right, let's say that's addictive All right everyone please be an act I camp out in the top of a cord yeah, they don't cut them down

Well, we'll see everyone on Monday. No yak tomorrow and Friday everyone enjoy the hell out of March madness Che or something else Do you want him to do fears and I? Wanted to look at that see what his fears takes are I? know them all No, okay, I could go for one more. Yeah one Well, it's agreed not to debate I won't touch it's the same here we did I won't talk we will not We won't debate. Oh, I will not well. We might do that okay Do y'all want to go just stone-cold and let chaise voice be the only voice it does yes

Let's try it last one of us to talk wins. Nobody says anything. Last one of us to say anything wins. I got this in the bag. Danny, I guess do you want to send me the right one to use? There's a lot of fierce blind rankings. Me? Kyle, did you have it? I don't have a.

Just pick one. Doesn't really matter which one he uses, does it? I only saw the original. Yeah, just have him do a random one because it doesn't matter. Be better if deep water didn't show up. Yeah, there's a lot of fears. Oh, you wanna spin the wheel too?

Oh shit. It's gotta get spawned at some point. Yeah, you're right does have to get spun at some point and Dave's on it. Oh, no Yeah, it's just talking to him he was like he would get wet he told me My biggest fear okay now We got biggest fear does it start automatically?. Where we go? Biggest fear? Does it start automatically? Oh, here we go. Germs, ah, who cares? Wash your hands.

The dark. So dark in like your house isn't that scary, but if you're in open space, like once I pulled up to an Airbnb, it was like midnight and it was very scary. Time. Am I scared of time? Uh, no.

Nine. Mice. I don't like mice. Uh, they do, they are a little bit cute from afar. I didn't like Stuart Little particularly. Um. They are a little bit cute from afar. I didn't like Stuart Little particularly. Um, there's probably scarier things on here, so I'll go five. Height, they're okay.

I get a nosebleed sometimes when I go up too fast in an elevator, so I'll go eight. Going to the dentist. Oh wait, is it supposed to be number one is most scary oh my god I'm out of course what were you doing what were you doing you've just done scariness on a scale of one to ten oh wait no I think I was doing it right and I messed up with heights are going to, going to the dentist is really scary. I love going to the dentist.

I wish I could go every week. Oh my God. I'm driving. Fuck. I wish I could go every week. By birth, I am a bad driver. I will probably die of the automobile at some point. You might have to post this.

Mirrors? All right, just don't be fat. Six. What? Hey! What the fuck? What's the point? Ghosts?

They should be afraid of ghosts. Ghosts are pretty scary. If I ever saw one, I very scared I mean one or two goes probably one to two but yeah if it's like treading water and something in the water and that's gonna be one so I'll go to Oh shit! That's right! Number one! Number one! That's all it took. That's a perfect ending. Number one.

Come on. He wants to go to the dentist every week. He also had germs how far down? He's like the number one vaccine guy. Next guy. Holy shit. You get the vaccine so you don't have to worry about the germs. Oh I get a shot once a year no problem You do it cuz you're afraid of the germs

No, it's good. I don't want to get sick. I'm not afraid right that what makes you sick I'm not afraid of them. I just would rather not No, just need a ball for prop maybe travel All right, let's spin the wheel. Oh, good. Confident walk there. Yeah. All right, let's probably good. There we go. Is it? Well, it's not bad.

Sometimes. It was getting a little small. Did you do the date? No, not yet. Not yet. I know. My dates are probably not- Why don't you double date with Mackenzie that's what

we're thinking we follow them around a little bit or something that's not a double date stalking yeah same thing All right. That's dry. Dry. All right. See you all on Monday. Have a great March Madness. Thank you. Happy mo- have a good weekend, see you Monday. Good luck on March Madness.

And we'll see you Monday. Love you, bye.