The Yak - Dave Portnoy FLAMES Mintzy Over Newest Barstool Drama | The Yak 8-24-22

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Whoa! Brandon? What a day. Would you say this is the best day of your life? What a day. Barring the birth of your four children.

No, better than that. Once you have four. Look at that. Seen this, Roan? What happened? Hot off the presses. So for people listening at home that aren't watching, shout out those people. I fucking love you.

You're total psychos. Did I apply? Who keep listening to this podcast and not watching on YouTube, but I still love you. Dave Portnoy at 12. Oh, that's like a couple minutes ago. 12.56, like six minutes ago. He said, hiring for a new position at Barstool. Job title, King of the South. job requirements cover the SEC and actually work.

The balloon might have burst. Look, look, look. There's a reply now. Oh, there is a reply now. Okay, what is it? It's Mintz. Mintz replied. Oh, Mintz replied.

What's the back story here? Can you tell us? He is buddies with... This is... Oh, I didn't know this. I want to hear the back story, but I also just want to preface. Whatever Brandon is about to say, there is a hard slant on how happy he is right now. No, no. It's propaganda.

It's Brandon Goebbels. Yeah. Ben Mintz knows, what's his name? Andrew Stein? Alex Stein? What's his name? Alex Stein. I really don't know. his name Andrew Stein Alex Stein what's his name Alex Stein I really don't know okay he knows Alex Stein you wanted to say Shlomo Stein I didn't I didn't know what I wanted to say he knows Alex

Stein he's a real lawyer-ish guy from the video yesterday from the video okay yeah that Dave got in a fight with on Twitter and Ben Mintz I understand called and Alex Stein yesterday and talked to him about this whole thing and was basically being buddy-buddy with him.

I don't know what the call entailed, but I know that he talked to him yesterday. And Alex Stein was on Whitlock and talked about calling Ben on Whitlock. Should we have that clip? Hold on. He said he talked to somebody at Barstool. He talked to a friend at barstool

that's tough that is tough that's a bad uh move god damn i'm against the family family gives you everything everything by the way as a side note you don't hold on and you don't do anything to deserve it i mean not a goddamn thing you just exist and that's all you had to do that's all you had to do settle down pipe down and you're making phone calls what a day how come you don't like him huh how come i don't like who i like mints he deserves all the praise he gets I think you might have mental illness I'm fine this is literally

this is literally the best day of Brandon's life I just want to point out that yesterday on this show you guys photoshopped me sucking Ben Mince that is true that was funny there's never any jokes from Photoshop about me to him. It's all from him to me.

You deserve your day. Shut the fuck up. That is true. I agree with you. I agree with you. That's why I let this show off by saying this is Brandon's day. He gets this because we give him off one way. He gets to give it back.

It never goes the other way ever. Well, it is right now. It is right now, Brandon. I know. You're winning. Brandon Walker Day. It is Brandon Walker Day. August 24th.

Let it be known. I'm going to have a cheese steak. Have a cheese steak. It smells so fucking good. Okay, let's hear this. By the way, just a side note real quick. Whitlock is such a loser. Yeah. That guy, his blog yesterday or column, whatever the fuck he calls it,

was like there's a war on masculinity. It's the prohibition era of masculinity. They're bootleggers. It made no sense. It was so stupid. I don't understand why Dave and Andrew Tate were both. What was the correlation between them two Let me see if I can give it to you

In an analogy you might understand Dave and Andrew Tate are like the Al Capone And Lucky Luciano of masculinity That should clear it up That's a straight quote from Whitlock's book I don't even Andrew Tate is like a fucking psychopath Oh you think?

Yeah. So what does that make Dave? That's what you should be asking yourself. The story is great because it does prove that, like, if you're hated by extremes on both sides, you're doing something, right? Yeah. That means you're a normal person. That's what Dave is proving to all the normal people.

That's what Ben Mintz was saying. He agrees. He's like, you've got to be, that 70% down the middle is where we all should be. Right. I can't believe Mintz did that. Okay, all right, so let's watch the clip. Let's watch the clip. To come back at your – or are you plotting your next –

or is Dave Portnoy on your target list to be trolled? Well, let me give you the inside scoop. So I have a mutual friend from college that now works at Barstool Sports, and Dave had him on the podcast. So my friend called me today and said, oh, Dave talked about you on his podcast today. So it's not going to stop. And my friend, he works for Barstool.

He's like, Alex, you know, I want this off the record. But basically, I'm not going to say anything he said off the record, but I'm going to say this. I said, listen, Ben, you better tell Dave. You better warn them that when I'm in New York City, I'm coming straight to the headquarters and I'm going to find him. I said, listen, Ben, you better tell Dave. You better warn them that when I'm in New York City, I'm coming straight to the headquarters and I'm going to find him. I don't care if he's doing a pizza review. I don't care if he's doing a podcast.

Primetime 99, Alex Stein is going to call him out to his face. And he said that Dave addresses if that potentially happens. So I think this is just chapter one in the primetime versus Presidente novel. So we shall see where it goes from here. He's the worst. He's a useful idiot. He even said in his tweet he's rooting for my demise, so if I'm the villain in his biography, I don't mind playing that role.

This guy sucks. I don't want to ever talk about him again. I will never talk to that guy on the phone. I promise you that right now. I fucking promise you that. Same. Let's all pledge. I will not guy on the phone. I promise you that right now. I fucking promise you that. Same. Let's all pledge. I will not talk on the phone.

I will not talk on the phone to Alex Stein. Andrew Stein. Andrew Stein. We should prank call Mincy from a burner and pretend it's Alex Stein. God, they're hot on our tail again. I don't have that ability, no. You have the southern accent, my friend. I don't have.

He's got the guy's number. Yeah, but he could be like, I don't want anyone finding out about this call. Yeah, everyone docks me after. I'm in New York City now. I'm looking for him. Can you give me his location? Brandon? I can't pull that off.

I'm going to tell you that right now. Oh, he's trying to tweet through it. I'm guilty of calling Stein yesterday 100%, but I reached out to him saying I have Dave's back. I love Stuhl Presidente. I would never go against him. There's no way anyone can believe I would ever say anything negative against Dave. I love Stuhl Presidente and Barstool. What's the other ones?

Literally the last thing on earth I would ever do is call him. Oh, God. This is such a massive interesting thing. I have not seen Stuhl. Yeah, but you just talked to him yesterday. I can't go down for having Dave's back on a phone call. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

That's kind of sad. That's kind of sad. That's literally melting. That's an actual mental break. No, that last one. That last one. This can't be happening. That seems like it was like a text to his dad.

Yeah. I can't go down for having Dave's back on a phone call. This cannot happen. I'm on Dave's side. I think the tweets switched to voice memos. Yeah. That is a breakdown. It's not happening.

That's upsetting. That is upsetting. Brandon, you feel good? I really do. I really do. It's petty. Oh, wait. No, this isn't a new one.

That's another one. That's one of his violent dreams. That's where his mind was an hour ago. Oh, jeez. Oh, man. You just never know when you wake up. Never know. Never ever know. That's why I knew Walker Day. Keep plugging. Keep plugging. It's always going to come back to you. How come you aren't the king of the south,

though? Well, I think there might be a throne waiting for a seat. Right. Abdicated? It should apply. It's the Iron Throne. We should do Game of Thrones south. Yeah. Wow. And they'll hire... Will you be more mad if they hire someone else? Boomer guy should be hired. That dude's fucking awesome.

Who's the boomer guy? What is his deal? He's not a big game boomer. Big game boomer. Oklahoma's not the south. Yeah, it is. He's always tweeting good-ass shit about fucking college football, dude. He has good lists. He has good content. He always has an opinion, and he knows lots of players' names. Why are you doing this on Brandon Walker, though?

Wait. Why are you doing this on Brandon Walker? I have a question. If Oklahoma's in the South, what is it? Also, you said it was. No. I said Oklahoma seems to have a different vibe than the South. You said everything's the same.

It's all the South. No, not Oklahoma. You said, why would he misrepresent that? Oklahoma's Texas. Oklahoma's Oklahoma. Oklahoma's not the South. People talk like this there. It is for sure the South.

They don't talk that. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. They do not. I just watched a documentary last night. Yeah. About the South. Was the Tiger King in Oklahoma?

Probably. Maybe. Was it? Why isn't it you, though? Why aren't you the king of the south? That's the worst banana I've ever had. Don't eat that. Don't eat that banana.

Should I not? What are you doing? What? Is it just, is that like, I thought it was sugar when it looks like that. Is that bad? That's a little good. Is it edible? I think you can eat it.

You can eat it, right? It's just like banana bread. Is it from our kitchen? The texture's going to be poor, Rowan. You're not going to enjoy that. I don't like the that's upsetting by the way i have the double ritz we can do it there were some people that were grossed out i will listen to the people if we want to save it for the 12 hour stream or we can just get it over with today it's cool saving it for the cool it's done it's done after this yeah i was i'm honestly cool just not

doing i saw some people i'm people being like this is so gross and I'm like yeah I agree that's why it's done couple ritz was a one time thing yeah it's disgusting now TJ tell me what the chat's saying right now they're going to be very upset at me well could we come up with something else more like do a poll

what about a double bet at the ritz carlton oh I am willing to do it but I also am willing to understand that if it's too gross and people don't want the gross out shit, I don't want to do the gross out every day. Mm-hmm. Why don't you put up a poll? I looked at the comments last night.

Some people were like, this is just gross, and I agree. It is. Also, just shout out my guy. There's one commenter who comments immediately after every show being like, this show sucks with Big Cat. Get him off. I want to shout out my guy Dave. If I ever see you... I know all my haters. I'm going to carry

a coin and I'm going to kiss him when I see him. Call Dave. They want us to call Dave. I don't... I think we should. Here's the thing. Is Macy here? Oh yeah, he was just on a show. He was just on Pick Central.

He might have left. Did Pick Central end and then he found this out? Okay, oh, damn. DJ came up to us right after the show and showed us. Let me talk to Eddie, because Eddie and I have a little understanding. I don't want to take Eddie's content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my problem.

They just did that show yesterday. That's a week. I know, I know. Because Dave, I think, is going to be walking in the office any minute now. Oh, shit, really? We're doing Pick'Em at 3 o'clock. Prez is in today? Shit.

Should have worn better pants. Should have worn my tightest pants. David, I love that. If you would just, I'm glad I wore some fucking wood grooming shit on my fucking balls. Great transition. Summerhouse scent? Yeah, or the Golden I wore some fucking wood grooming shit on my fucking balls. Great transition. Summer house scent? Yeah, or the golden hour one is fucking for Dave. Fresh tracks?

For Dave as well. Oak moss, pink pepper? What the fuck was just going on over there? What do you mean? At the door? The Uber Eats guy was taking a picture of the food and the security guard got in the picture and was smiling at it. That's hilarious.

By the way, bro. Popwood at getwood.com or your local CVS. Your tweet made me laugh so hard about how vicious of a burn it is to say if you didn't have money, you wouldn't have friends. Oh, yeah. It's like you literally can't do anything about it. Fuck. He has to get rid of his money and then get a shitload of friends.

He's planted the seed of paranoia that he can never fucking escape in his life. If I were Dave, I'd be like, you know what? I'll put my money in a trust and I'll live a year on a 50K salary and see if I can have some friends. The priest at my school lived on a vow of poverty but drove beamers. So you could play both sides. The nuns in my town were living in like a mansion on the water. It's like that priest.

It was insane. That priest in, I think it was Brooklyn, who got robbed of like $500,000 worth of jewelry. It's like, why did you have $500,000 worth of jewelry? You got to show that fucking God's the way. The church is really rich. jewelry it's like why did you have five hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry you gotta show that fucking god's the way yeah definitely church is really rich you gotta get people jealous are they more wealthy than the government yeah i mean in land but in money too oh i don't know about money but land like if you do real estate assets i think they're i mean they because they they have they get donations from everybody correct oh yeah They own a shitload of land.

It's insane. They got a big slush fund. Yeah. So genius, dude. It's the church. That's why they made a, when the Vatican, or not the Vatican, fuck, what was the thing that burnt down? Oh, the Notre Dame.

Notre Dame, yeah. People were making GoFundMes, and it was like the Catholic Church could build 20,000 of these, and it wouldn't be a dent. And celebrities were putting up nine figures. Yeah. Putting up big buyouts. All right, Eddie said no problem. So if he walks in, we'll get him on.

Okay. I don't want to call him. We got Mincy in here? He is literally going to be walking in at any moment. Do we have Mincy hide behind one of the chairs? And then when Dave's in there, he pops up. Please, TJ, keep us uh alert to any new mincy tweets okay yeah i hope he just there's gotta be like 10 more 50 times yeah

he does mincy no dave's coming in i don't know i think so i mean that's one of those things so i think everyone's aware of that yeah so no he doesn't all right so double ritz will do on the 12-hour show yeah i'll just do it i'll it at like 4 a.m. when we first come in. Yeah. A rough way to start the day. We'll make it the night before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The night before.

Is that okay, TJ, or are people saying L? They're literally just spamming call Dave. Oh, okay. All right, well, Dave's coming in. Or have them get Dave on, get Mincy on, give Mincy a hug, prank call Mincy. I just want it on the record. I'm more than willing to do the double ritz. I just also am understanding that we are gross.

I think it's perfectly understanding, too, if you're not more than willing to do it. No, I am willing to do it. I've done it. I'll do it again. Is there a crown in this office? Ooh. I need a crown. Oh, the 100,000.

There is. It's in the game time room. Go get it. Go get it. I'll see y'all on the show. Brandon Walker Day. He's the fucking 100,000. It's in the game time room. Go get it. Go get it. I'll see y'all on the show. Brandon Walker Day. He's the fucking goat, man. I fucking love that guy.

Brandon. He's fired up. He is giddy. I showed him the tweet. I've never seen his eyes light up so fast. He was so happy. He was so happy. His hatred for another man is something I've i've never seen before honestly did we clarify did mincy call the guy first or the guy call him first like i wonder

who initiated that contact if they haven't talked in or they haven't seen each other in 10 years yeah i doubt do you think that guy would even know that mincy works for barstool i don't know yeah i have questions i'm just curious about how the whole thing went down because if I was Mincy, I just would let that sit. Oh, here we go. New one. I literally called, signed a backup. You called him?

And now I'm going to go down for having my bosses back. I'm literally sick right now. I want to cry. Yes, I made a mistake making the phone call, but I was backing up my boss. I never said one word against Dave. This is getting bad. I stand with Mincy.

Wait, he's in Manhattan now, so he's getting here? He was on Pig Central. Oh, he was? The tweet, Dave's tweet just went out as we were leaving the studio. Oh, so he's somewhere in the office right now? I don't want him to come in if he's going to be like tears. Oh my God. He'll be very uncomfortable.

Out of his desk, I can tell you that. Oh God. Is he crying in like the stall, the bathroom stall? Let me get a picture of you, big boy. It's your day. This just took a turn, I think. Mincy's definitely going to. Yeah.

Mincy's going to. Once Mincy wakes up from all this, this frantic tweeting, he's definitely going to just turn all his anger towards Brandon. Yeah, yeah. You know that's coming. You should let him egg Brandon just today because I've heard. Oh, Brandon Walker day? What a day. It's Mincy day. I don't know if it's Brandon Walker day anymore.'ve got to have him. What a day.

I don't know if it's Brandon Walker day anymore. It's Mincy day. Come on, Brandon. Tell him to close off the vessel. Yeah, seal that thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Into the vessel now. Go and get to the vessel.

We've got to send our best man to the vessel. That's Mincy. Yeah. We got to send our best man to the vessel. That's Mincy. Damn. This really kind of ruins all of Mincy's, like... Yeah, it does. He totally does. He had the sweetest job in the world. The world.

And he works hard. If you're a PR expert and you're him, how do you... What's your next move if you're Mincy to turn the ship around? Should he hire us as PR experts and maybe we can write the ship for him? I think you have to fight Alex Stein on Dave's behalf. He's got to go at him.

He has to challenge him to rough and rowdy now. Also, if I was Mincy, I'd be online right now. Also, fuck Alex Stein for outing whatever. That's also like Mincy That is a shitty move. That's also like Mincy should have known. This guy is, this is his MO. He loves just people talking about him.

I'm mad that a bear went to honey though. Come on, man. But we're actually doing, we need to never mention his name because that's all he wants. Right, yes. He's just like a shitty like character that Stephen Colbert would have made fun of in 2005. Like he's not even like a real up to date fucking like villain he sucks

he's a retro villain he's an unupdated villain which is kind of cool I guess retro is in Cody just told me that Mincy is taking a walk and clearing his head oh no that's tough He's tweeting. That's tough.

He's tweeting everything. Brandon is just relishing in this moment. And he's just happy about his Brandon Walker show announcement from today. That's all. Yeah, that's all. It's going to YouTube. It's going to have a huge audience. Oh, nice.

It's going to be a football show Monday, August 29th. Oh, hell yeah. Available on YouTube. That's why I've got the crown. So is it just on YouTube? Well, it will- Sportsbook channels. Oh.

Will it be on the other place too? No. Okay. All right. So that was my question. YouTube. Nice. King of YouTube.

It'll be- I'll be the king of YouTube now. Doesn't rhyme. It has a good ring. Doesn't rhyme as well. No. You're going to get some more views on that? I plan to, Sass.

We should actually. I was saying. I don't love the tone that you asked that question in. Are we going to get someone to watch that, Brandon? Is anyone going to look at that? Brandon, we should do. When is it going to YouTube? Monday, August 29th.

We should do a yak on the Brandon Walker show. Maybe not right away, but that would be good. Right away? What about right away? We should get the yak fans to watch on your YouTube. That would be incredible. Thank you. We'll do like everyone brings a pick or something.

Wouldn't that be incredible? Thank you. Let's do it. You guys are the best. That would be great. You can have a double blitz of the game. Good. Where you chew up.

What am I going to chew up for a double blitz? I don't know. Sheet a printout of the play. We'll decide who we bet on to win the national title. Yeah. Fine. Bring the play. We'll decide who we bet on to win the national title? Yeah. Fine. Bring the wheel. Like the best eight odds or something like that? Yeah. Or is it everybody?

Because if we do, what do we say if we get to $100,000? We're going to do something with $100,000? $200,000? What are we going to buy? Motorbikes? Hot air balloon? How's the cast going, Roan?

It's soaking wet. I got it wet this morning. I couldn't sleep last night. I can't text with it. I wore a plastic bag. I don't keep saying paper. A plastic bag over it. It just somehow got wet. I wore a trash bag and it's been wet since then. It's just soaking. It's fucking disgusting. It sucks.

Go ahead, Brittany. Mince is texting me oh are you gonna reveal it I don't think it's anything embarrassing that was actually just that was a formality what I just did

when I said are you gonna reveal it Mintz has to know at this point anyone he talks to he has nowhere to say I should text him and just be like hey buddy anything you say to me is off the record. I'm going to. Spill your guts. He has told me twice, texted me twice, the first one at 122, this whole thing is all-time bullshit. Second one, I called him to back up Dave and Barstool.

So he's just now taking his Twitter to your phone. Correct. We're calling it bullshit. It's a different tone, though. All-time bullshit. I kind of like that phrase, too. Tell him to tweet an explanation. Should tweet an explanation.

And disavow. And disavow. And challenge him to a fight for misrepresenting. A duel. An old-fashioned duel. With guns. He's got to find him and slap him with a glove. Disavow Stein.

Streets are calling him the Judas of the South. Oh, no. When you start a word like that. This is bad. This is bad. He should challenge him to a duel to the death, because if the guy says no... He's a beta.

Yeah, he's a total beta. Total beta. And Mincy, I don't think Mincy values his life if Dave is mad at him. So, like, what's a total beta. Total beta. And Mincy, I don't think Mincy values his life if Dave is mad at him. So, like, what's to lose? He'd be a great knight or whatever back in the day. Your Honor, I bow to you. I will be done.

You think he's going to kiss Dave's feet? He might. He's wearing allegiance right now. He'll definitely wear Dave's color into honor. Man. Man. Brandon, your happiness is starting to make me feel uncomfortable.

This man is having a breakdown of epic proportions. I've had several here. That's true. You are the king of breakdowns. I've had many. Did you reply to him? I did. What did you say? I said you should tweet an explanation and you should disavow Stein.

Oh, okay. Should I do the rough and round? You should you should tweet an explanation and you should disavow Stein. Oh, okay. Should I do the rough and round? You should. If I was PR, I would disavow Stein. Yeah. Lickety split. Release a statement. Yeah, do a notes app. Tell him to do a notes app. What if he disavows Stein and then Stein comes back over the top and said, this is what we really talked about. Oh.

He might be in dangerous waters. He should donate to a charity. Yeah. Right now. Team Portnoy. Talk about the barstool fund. Yeah, just start donating. Fuck. Fuck.

Feel bad for him. Man. Yeah. It does. When you're on the one who is fucked up here, it's the worst feeling. That's a terrible feeling. But then when someone else is fucked up, you're so relieved it's not you that you're like, yeah, look at him.

Being center focus of any drama is just the worst. Yes. It feels so much more intense than it really is. Always. Always. Not a good time. It fucks with your head so bad. Yeah. As we can see.

Yeah. As we can see. Today is a primo example. Tough. Yeah. Well timed for the yak, though. Great. Very well timed. Well timed. Quickly see. Yeah. As we can, today is a primo example. Tough. Well timed for the yak, though. Great. Very well timed. Well timed.

Quickly timed. Dave did a great job of doing it four minutes before we went live. Owen, what are you thinking about over there? I don't know. I feel bad. He cares a lot. I do think he meddled because he is that kind of guy who just cares. I think in his head he thought he was helping.

That's the only crime that he committed, caring too much? Yeah, maybe. I think it might be. It might be it. Oh, we got more? Oh, no. Oh. Oh, he listened to you.

15 years. Well, he's not actually firing him. He's not actually firing him. That's got actually firing him. He's not actually firing him. That's got to be it. For someone who's supposed to be a comedian, you'd think they were trying to dunk on Dave's press release yesterday that Tommy Smokes wrote, being like, oh, he's melting down.

It's like, that was vintage Dave. Yeah. To be like, I'm the last true American. Being like Jason Whitlock, who is fat, by the way. Yeah. That was vintage Dave. They don't understand what he's doing.

Now Mincy's fully in the middle of it. He is. As center-focused as you can get. The only saving grace for him is the Dave Portnoy show is already taped and you have six days. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I don't either. I'm thinking

maybe if... You could rip the band-aid off now, it would help. Here's Mincy's path to coming back. Well, let's not share that. Let's just see what he does. Here's Mincy's path. He's challenged him to a duel. He needs Dave to win

more money than he's ever won at Saratoga this weekend, then maybe he'll be back. But the thing is now – It's a gamble with Dave. If he gets hot gambling, you can be back. If he could somehow get a horse named King of the South in Saratoga this weekend, that would be all time. And it wins. Right. Yeah. That would be all time. And it wins.

Right. Yeah. That's what he's got to do. He'd be back. I want Mincy to come on this show right now. Yeah. That's really what I want. I want him to be able to talk about it.

I will ask him. He's walking around Manhattan like he's right here. He could just kind of explain it. We could kind of, you know, give him these ideas to his face. Maybe Dave walks in while he's here. And then the Yak gets to have the encounter right now. Alright, do you want to come on the Yak and clear your name? Is that a good

safe? Yeah. I don't think we should have Mincy on. We should let him keep tweeting through it. I'm enjoying the tweets. Because he's going to just say the tweets. That's true. How does he go against... Oh no, Billy. What's going on? Billy! He's probably looking for Mincy. That's true. How does he go against?

Oh, no, Billy. What's going on? Billy. He's probably looking for Mincy. Billy and Mincy and Billy live together. Yeah. Billy. Hey, Billy.

Do you want me to get him? Billy's on a rescue mission. Why is he running? He's going to just start giving. He just grabbed a taser from his desk. I'll go get him. He's just going to start giving Mincy CPR. He's not having a heart attack. His own life support.

Start Frenching him. Mincy! No! Back to us! Mincy's just tweeting right as he's giving him CPR. This is going to be good for the workout program, though, for the belly program. Yeah. They're going to break through tonight.

Yeah, give you fuel to like... Yeah, Mincy probably won't be eating for a while. No. Success is your biggest enemy whenever you're working out. Oh, yeah. 100%. It is the one benefit of being part of the drama. I remember when Barso Van Tok got canceled, I lost like 10 pounds. Because I didn't eat for like seven days.

I should just do this more often. I should get canceled online more often. Fuck, here comes Billy. Oh, dude, he's got a pep in his step. Oh, he's got a pep. Yeah, he is walking fast. He's here comes Billy. Oh, dude, he's got a pep in his step. Oh, he's got a pep. Yeah, he is walking fast. He's ready to go. Billy, real quick, I know you're taping something right now, but...

Very concerned. Okay, we were... We need a wellness check. I would be... He's just trying to tweet through it. He's texting and tweeting. He's fine. No, but where is...

He's, like, on the street right now. Why? He's an adult, man. Am I... Yeah, but he's scared. He's running scared through the streets. You do need to find him.

I will. Once I'm done with this, I will go find him. Yeah, and resuscitate him. Yeah. Hopefully it's not too late. He, I, this, this might put me,

but I do not think he had any wrong intent. No. Oh, no, no. The crime that we've committed that he's being tried for is caring too much. Yeah. From this court.

Yeah. Can't speak for Dave. He cut ties the night it happened. I was there when we were talking. Oh, did you hear the call? Oh, Billy. Oh, no. Come on, Billy.

Well, I can hear all of Ben's calls through the wall in my bathroom. Right. And there was, I hear a lot of just like, like a lot of, so. Mincy noises. I heard some mincy noises, but they were scared mincy noises. And please do not mention me ever,cey noises and he went on a national show said he had an off-the-record conversation with him yeah so he said please

do not mention me do not breaking news breaking news breaking news oh no Oh, no. Walker. Walker. Holy shit. Plugging, man. You just keep digging. Gold's down there. Just keep digging. Oh, yeah.

Light up a cigar, Brandon. What the fuck, man? Did you bring that weed again? No. I'll tuck Spider. See, I'm feeling worse for Mincy now. I don't care. I know.

I know. I just dislike you so much. Yeah, it's Mincy. You are a really bad winner. Yeah. Always preach don't be a sore loser. Equally, just don't be a bad winner. I wasn't.

You got it. Again, there was a Photoshop of me sucking him yesterday. Yeah. I'm giving it to you. It's Brandon Walker day. I would love to know what's going on right now with Mincy. I want to know what street he's on. I wish we had an eagle eye view. I mean, his brain is just, can we just play the Mincy sound?

That's what his brain's doing. I'm going to text him and say, where are you? Because he did text me. So, where are you at? Play the Mincy sound. That's what his brain's doing right now. Where are you at? Are you okay?

That's what I said. Yes, are you okay? Nope, not that one. The King of the South reached out to you and did that? Yeah, that's true. The King of the South is lending him an olive branch. He's trying to save him. But that's like the president pardoning the former president.

Right. He just doesn't want to have any ill will when he eventually gets usurped. That's true. I knew that. No, I want the one. That's what his brain's doing He's the Tasmanian devil right now Just all scrambled He's probably seeing literal Tweety birds

Just like following him around Man What a fucking day for him What a day Poor guy This tweet by Tyler O'Day just saw mincy pass by oh over at the empire state oh no oh my god wait a minute he's climbing the stairs it's like king kong the outside of the building just takes a big bite out of the empire state so he they tweeted

from beaverless stool that mincy texted someone I left the office. I am going to throw up. Oh, people are screenshotting his text now. Maybe he should do the double ritz. Is he here? No. No. He's waiting for someone to walk in. 12 cameras in the lobby right now.

I just want to give him a hug now. I feel bad. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, God. We're like the action desk we're sweating right oh no my immediate response to allegations did i call stein yes i did but did it back up super the tape barcelona sports against him that was clearly a huge mistake but i did it to pick back up my boss and my company i'm sick right now this is the biggest misunderstanding okay he's right

next door okay i can really barely talk right now i'm so so sad right now. This is the biggest misunderstanding. Okay. He's right next door. I can really barely talk right now. I'm so upset right now with Dave Portnoy going, what he's saying about me, but I'm just going to, I'm just going to call. Like I said, everybody that knows me, I got nothing to hide here. I'll tell you exactly what I am. I reached out to Stein, who I knew back at LSU, from his LSU time 15 years ago. I hadn't seen the guy in over 10 years.

I called him yesterday saying, I've got my boss and Barstool's back against you, period. Should I have made the phone call and reached out to him? Obviously that was a mistake, I should not have done that. However, I called him having Dave Portnoy and Barstool's back. I'm the luckiest guy ever to work here and I'm very grateful opportunity and I freaking love Dave Portnoy and I love Barstool sports.

And this whole thing is the biggest misunderstanding of all time I literally made the phone call backing up my boss in Barstool and now I'm getting fried for it I I'm just sick I literally am sick right now uh this whole thing's bs I love Dave I love Barstool Viva and I'm I mean I'm almost kind of'm almost about to choke up about how big a misunderstanding this is. He should have thrown up on himself. That would have been incredible if he was like, I'm sick. He just threw up on his own shirt. Crying and throwing up everywhere for like 30 seconds.

I'm sorry. If he had a flair for the dramatic, he would have done it. up everywhere for like 30 seconds. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If he had a flair for the dramatic, he would have done it. Or Mincy. It is just like, if this was anyone else, it would have already ended, like the whole thing. Like Dave's tweet would have just been blown over. Yeah.

But Mincy's going to key. He's going to care. It's going to be, this is going to go on for a couple days. And firing day tomorrow. I know. Oh, that's big. Yeah. What's firing day? Well, it's is going to go on for a couple days. And firing day tomorrow. I know. That's big. What's firing day? Well, it's the big meeting where they fire one random person.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. End of summer firing day. We should make a big wheel just so we could kind of get ahead of it. Yeah. Fire one of our own. It should let us fire one person. Should we do a firing wheel just to say who we would suggest?

Yeah, I mean. If they did give us that responsibility, this is who we'd offer. It would be an all-time moment if we made a fake firing wheel and it landed on Mincy. Not today. Of 300 employees. Oh, man. Mincy was just every slice of the wheel. I would do.

Look at everyone waiting. Even Nate Duggs in on it. God. He's waiting. Dog is giddy. Nate wants to get a piece of Dave's ear. Dog gall dogs in on it. God. Waiting. Dog is giddy. Nate wants to get a piece of Dave's ear. Dog galloped in on all fours. Tongue hanging out of his mouth.

Look at that shit eating grin on his face. He's so happy. He's so happy. He could have said, can you believe it? Dude, that's so fucking good. Have you seen the guy who's been walking on his hand for like 300 days or whatever on TikTok? He walks on his hands and knees. He's like, day 300 of walking on his hands.

Oh, yeah. He's become like a dog. And he gallops it. Yeah. That's how Nate just came into the lobby when he heard the news. He was so disappointed that Clemmer was the one who came through the door there. Yeah, he was. It was a good surprise on him.

A lot of movement by Zah. Okay. Let's get out of it. Good job by Zah clearing the way. So, Mintz says he's two blocks away collecting his thoughts. Okay. Just posted a video. I thought he went out there for a quiet place to record.

Tell him to puke. Tell him Big Cat thinks you should literally puke on camera. Well, his last question is, what should I do? Puke on camera. That's not a real answer. That is absolutely a real answer. If he releases a video being like, see how sick I am, and he's puking in the streets of New York,

how does that not play? We'll buy him a backup bonus shirt if he pukes on himself. How does that not play? This could be, If he could have fun With the turn it And start doing something funny I don't know what Tell him this is Big Cat

He could Turn things around Do not tell him that it's you You have to represent yourself As Brandon You're the king of the south Right now For you

Speak carefully With your tongue You're speaking with the king But how Why was that Sean Connery? How much guy was in my Scottish carefully. With your tongue. You're speaking with the king. But how... Why was that Sean Connery? I was in my Scottish.

But, dude, how good of a voice actor do you think that Ronaya Tuyasasopo was? Oh, my God. When she...

Oh, we got a fly. It's a fetching catcher. It's still buzzing around you. It's on your mic. This motherfucker. You're so close.

You're so close. There's no chance. Dude, I had it, dude. You didn't have it wrong. I only have one good hand. I thought you got it. You want to read my text? What did it say?

It says... Okay. Big Cat said, if you puke on camera, it will play. Literally show how sick you are. Dash King of the South. Signed the text King of the South. Wait.

Jesus. It just answered to it. It said, I am coming. That's the opposite of puking. He's answered to it. It said, Mint said, I am coming. That's the opposite of puking. He's got to puke. Yeah, that is. He's still ejecting something from his body. You should drop the OnlyFans.

I don't know if, do we want him on the, I mean, I guess, do people want him on the Yak, but he's just going to. We'd rather have Dave though, right? Yeah, he's going to be sad. He's just going to be sad.

I do not want to have Dave and Mincy because I want to keep that for Eddie. So they can't be together. Yeah, we should just wait for Dave. Yeah. Don't come on the yak. Come throw up in the background maybe. Just throw up. Do something he wouldn't do on Eddie's

show. Do the yak say throw up. So don't do yak. And throw up yak. Yak, not yak. So what't do yak. Yeah, and throw up. Yak. Oh, yak, okay. Yak, not yak. Yeah, right. So what else is going on, guys? That's all I care to talk about, but it's all good. Ronaya Tuyasosopo was probably like fucking Bobby McFerrin.

It was probably like a fucking Perry Home Companion sketch when he was fucking calling up, like pretending the life support was on in the background. Who's this dude? So it's the person. I think they're transitioning. So it was a guy. And I think she's transitioning.

It was the person who catfished Manti Teo. So on the documentary, like the least sympathetic person of all time. The worst person of all time. The worst person of all time. The worst. And they never get held accountable at all in the documentary. No. They were like, I can't believe Manti released the voicemails. Like, what?

You catfished him. Right. He tried making him a sympathetic character. Yes. Oh, he was very sympathetic. Huh. Manti Taylor was a sympathetic. Yeah, but.

Manti Taylor. Oh, no, I'm talking about the. Ronaya. No. Oh, no, no, no, no. No. As soon as they talked, was like Yeah this is terrible Ronaya called one time and it was

Ronaya called As the cousin of Linnea Kukua And was like Linnea's in the hospital in like a coma Right now But like made it seem like it Like if he was like making like the sounds in the background of the fucking hospital room. Renia also went and met up with Manti and Renia's younger sister or something and was like, oh, yeah, Linnaeus couldn't come.

This is her sister. I'm just her cousin. Yeah. She exists. Oh, fuck. Yeah. She exists. Oh, fuck. Yeah. They asked, right? Wasn't the FBI was like,

this is some of the best voice work we've ever, like, Ronai researched what a cancer patient sounds like. Uh-oh. I said don't do yak. Don't do yak. Don't come on. He's coming in hot. Mincy, it's not going to help.

I don't think it's going to help. You want to say something? You can say something quickly. Quick statement. Quick statement. I think you should puke. You should. I do it.

Fuck it, dude. Oh, no. What? No, don't puke. He was kidding. No, I wasn't kidding. No, I mean, no. What? No, don't puke. He was kidding. No, I wasn't kidding. No, I mean, look, I love Dave, Big Cat, Barstool. I'm the most grateful person to work here, and I will immediately admit,

am I guilty of calling that dude yesterday? I am. But I called him backing Dave and Barstool against him, period. If you look at what this dude does, he's out there trying to chase Barstool Clout and Gaslight. There's no chance in hell I would think y'all would ever believe. I would think y'all know

me and know I love Dave. The fact that I'm even having... I'm about to have a panic attack. Calm down. Duel the guy. Calm down. You've got to duel him. Good news is I think Dave's going to be in the office today.

Okay. Is that good news or bad news? Well, I mean, I've got nothing to hide here. I'm going to face it. I mean, like I'm not – you know, like I said, I'm very upfront. I'm guilty that I called this dude to back up Barstool Sports and Dave. I made that phone call and I shouldn't have done that

clearly and I'm sick to be in any... I mean, I feel like y'all have known me now for a couple years and know I love being here. We know that you're the true king of the South. This is a massive, massive misunderstanding. It's hard to argue anybody cares about the

brand more than you. I think you'll have that crown Massive, massive misunderstanding. That sucks. It's hard to argue anybody cares about the brand more than you. I love all of y'all. I think you'll have that crown back from Brandon sooner than you think. Yes. I mean, I don't know. What if you just took it off Brandon's head? This is not something. I mean, I don't know.

I'm kind of lost. It will be okay. It just feels more weighty that you're in the middle. I appreciate you saying that. I hope y'all know how much I love. I'm honored to work here, and I love Dave. Here, I'm going to give you some real advice. No bullshit.

It's going to suck for a little bit for you. Go ahead. You'll be okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Big Dad. These things always suck. They always blow over.

Brandon pushed a guy. Yeah, he did. That was three years ago. Very funny. Well, thank you for saying that. I really appreciate it. Yes. I mean that. I pushed a guy. Yeah, he did. That was three years ago. Thank you for saying that. I really appreciate it. I just love... Like I said, I can't love Dave. You just have to eat some shit. Oh, well, I'm going to eat

a lot, but like I said, I'm being transparent. I have nothing to hide. If you do have to puke, just make sure your camera is following you. Thank you seriously for saying that. I've almost never had a panic attack. Oh, I know, I know, I know. You all know how much I love working with you.

I know you do, and I know you do. And I absolutely love Dave. It's going to be okay. I'll continue to say that, even with, you know, this is just a huge misunderstanding. Brandon has taken the crown. Look, I mean. I always had it, but.

But, look, if, I mean, I'm worried about my job security. You're not going to get fired. You're not getting fired. Okay. You're not getting fired. Thank you for calling me down on that, because I'm worried about my job security. You're not going to get fired. You're not getting fired. Okay. You're not getting fired. Thank you for calming me down on that because I'm kind of shaking. I guarantee you're not getting fired. Thank you, Big Cat.

Thank you all for giving me the platform. Just grab a drink. I'm back here. I'm not running. Don't grab a drink. Yes. Okay. Big Cat for real.

Yes, of course. Of course. Put on some tunes. Have a cold one. This is a sponsor. He could have one. Listen to some tunes. You're good, bro. You're good, dude. You're course. Put on some tunes. Have a cold one. This is a sponsor. He could have one. Listen to some tunes. You're good, bro.

You're good, dude. You're good. You're good. You're going to be good. Yeah. I really thought I was going to puke. I really thought. I didn't believe a goddamn word he said.

No, I couldn't. Well, I couldn't. When he pulled Trigg, I was insane. That was insane. That was uncomfortable. Sashia put his head down and got so red. That was shocking. I don't know if he's going to do well when Dave gets here. Like Dave's...

I don't know. No one knows what it's like to be the sad man. To be the bad man Behind blue eyes I stopped watching as soon as he pulled a trick for the first time. Was he literally trying to throw up? Yeah, he was.

He was fully trying to throw up. I still think that plays. I'm just going to say it. I think the pulling trick was a bit, and then it worked. Yeah. Because seconds later, the shirt came over the head. Maybe it didn't play in this setting, but if he had done it on the street, it would have been very funny. If he had just been like, I'm so sick to my stomach.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. A good way to ruin the entire show would be if he threw up on the carpet in here. Yes. Yes. Double Ritz. Yeah. I really thought that was about to happen.

It's just so much more weighty when you're in the middle of it. It really is. It's really not that deep. Dave probably likes that he can have somebody that he can go back and forth with, like Ben Mintz. A worthy adversary. He's going to apologize 1,000 times. At least.

It's going to be apologies for a year. Deep into 2023. Yes. Dave, I just want to mention, I apologize again. Over and over and over. I wonder what this will affect, though, output-wise.

I hope he doesn't get off the road. No, if the tour ends, then we all lose. That's what I mean. You can't rob us of that. Right. There's a lot at stake right now in the tour. I just hope it's right before Hogs for the Cause.

Yeah. It will be. It will be. Vincey had the best job. He still has a job. He just doesn't have the best job. The best job might have gone away a little bit. No, that's all that changed. He literally just doesn't have the best job. I don't know.

Should we tell him like brands are pulling, like sponsors are pulling out? That's his brain right now. Oh, man. Poor Mincy. That shit is exciting. I feel for him because he's going through it. Yeah. South is Brandon Walker's.

Brandon E. Lee. South will rise again. That's right. You'll surrender it, though. That's what you're saying, right? Yeah. Oh, no. I mean, Brandon Lee died during The Crow.

What? Didn't he? Did he? Yeah. Brandon Lee? Didn't he die making The Crow? Oh, yeah. Bruce Lee's son. Oh. Yes Lee? Didn't he die making The Crow? Oh, yeah. Bruce Lee's son.

Oh. Yes. What does that have to do with this? You said Brandon Lee. Brandon E. Lee. Oh, yeah. Robert E. Walker. Yeah.

That's better. Yeah. Robert E. Walker. I do like that. It's crazy that Robert E. Lee An Asian man Was the one who Was bred to South Yeah

It's wild Remember that guy Robert Right after the Charlottesville stuff Bobby Lee Yeah An announcer literally

Named Robert Lee Who was calling A Virginia game And they had to Pull him off the broadcast It was an Asian guy Named Robert Lee You see that That tweet of Like the It was like a weatherman Named Andrew Tate to pull him off the broadcast. There's an Asian guy named Robert Lee.

You see that tweet of like the, there's like a weatherman named Andrew Tate. Oh, yeah. People are replying and being like, fuck you, you woman beating piece of shit. So wait, he got deplatformed? I haven't kept up with my Andrew Tate. Oh, yeah. He got kicked off of everything.

Everything? Yeah. Brandon, were you just flipping off a baby? No, it was Casey. Well, she got to the door and mouthed the words, be nice. I don't know if you know how anatomy works, but there is a baby. Yeah, okay. I was talking to the face that I saw.

She was saying, be nice. Do you think there's room for more than one hot mom here? Concerned. Content Kim is... Yeah. Oh, you're talking about... Oh, my bad. You're going to have to beat the shit out of her.

You walked right into that one, Kim. I did. Content Kim is goals, though, for being a mom. She's a hot mom. She's always talking about how she does planks and yoga. Like, it's not worth it. I'm not doing work for it. Planks?

You and Sass are dressed opposite. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Reversible. Wow. Interesting. I like that.

Oh, it just made me reversible Kate. Yeah, Sass. Absolutely full reversible. Even the toes, reversible. He's got confidence and self-esteem. No. I know. I don't have none of that.

I'm just a shell. I know. I don't misrepresent him. Man. Damn, Kate, I really want to smash the fuck out of those. Your arm? Yeah. By all means.

I'm not going to fucking smash those, but for whatever reason, I've been abstaining. Do you have any itches yet? You stick anything in there? No, it's just wet and I'm worried that my shit's going to rot. It's still wet from when I showered this morning.

Well, you're a smart guy but you have said paper bag multiple times. I'm starting to think maybe you used a paper bag. Yeah, I did use a paper bag. How did this get wet? It's just ripping through the paper bag.

The Whole Foods bag. You didn't even use a Whole Foods. You used the old school lunch brown bag. Yeah, for like a full thing. It went halfway up. It didn't even cover the entire thing. What the fuck happened here? I used a fucking paper bag.

I haven't even seen a paper bag in a while. Actually, I'm lying. You see them all the time. There's one right there. I't even seen a paper bag in a while. Actually, I'm lying. You see them all the time. There's one right there. I haven't seen a plastic bag in a while. I hate that now if you go to the grocery store, they ask, do you want a bag? It's like, yes.

At all times, I want a bag. It's just to charge you, though, isn't it? It is, and it bothers me because it's like... Well, I always forget to bring the reusable bags I paid for, so now I have a closet just full of 10,000 reusable bags. So many reusable bags. But it's just an extra step that was already an annoying process. Yeah, they don't give you utensils either in takeout anymore.

Really? Yeah, you have to go in and ask for it. What? Just a lot of places just don't really do what they used to. They don't shut about you. Times ain't like they used to. They don't give a shit about you. Times ain't like they used to. Yeah, they're just making it hard on us out here. I don't know how this fucking generation does it.

I used to be able to get the food in like 20 minutes. Now it's like 25. Imagine telling a guy from like 1920 to even have refrigerator technology. Future isn't so easy. You got to click a button.

It's rough out here. Where are those forks and knives? My Peter Luthor takes 45 minutes to be delivered. You got to click an extra button to have your entire meal delivered straight to your door. Medium rare products barely exist. Yeah. Cooks while it's on its way.

They just don't do it right. Yeah. They don't fucking do it right. I always think about what everyone did on planes before technology. Smoking on planes. Oh, yeah. How badass is that?

Every flight had a meal and you would wear a three-piece suit. Sunday best. There was a 50% chance the plane was going to crash. That's why you had to dress nice. Last supper. Pretty corpse. That is crazy to think about planes. You could also That's why you had to dress nice. Last supper. Pretty corpse. Casket wear.

Yeah, that is crazy to think about planes. You could also like planes back in the day. You just show up to the airport and just buy a ticket there. Los Angeles, please. Yeah, you wouldn't like – I don't assume you wouldn't buy it that far. You just show up and be like – That's what travel agents did, right? They did that stuff for you. Travel agents are actually

making a comeback. Are they? Yeah, big time. What do they do? They just make planning shit a lot easier. Just do your online stuff for you? Yeah, and like, just make it a lot easier, like the whole package. Oh, here's where we'll get the flights, we'll get the...

How did people used to book flights? Yeah, they just walk up to,, would they just walk up to... I think they just walk up. Because then what if it was full? You were like, fuck, gotta luck. Or you go to the airport

a couple weeks early. I worked at an airport in 2000 and 2001 and people would come up to the counter and buy tickets. For that day? You worked at an airport?

I worked at an airport, yeah. Doing what? First I was throwing bags but then I got moved up to the counter and I was the guy that would tell you

that your flight was canceled or your bags were locked. I bet you you loved that i didn't do well no because they argue back with people that was an asshole yeah wow wait and so but how would you also know that like if you were let's say you're in new york city you want to go to vegas do you know that they have a flight to vegas right how do you like in like the you could probably like in like magazines or newspapers or some shit. This is kind of blowing my mind. Yeah, this is.

How do people travel? I guess you had to call. You could call 1-800-whatever-their-number-was at the time and do it that way, too. Then how did they know? I think we're looking too far back. I'm assuming commercial flying wasn't as common at a time where there wasn't phones. In the 1990s. In the late 1900s, people probably didn't even

commercially fly. No, that's not what I mean. You guys are like, wait, so you don't even know where the flight... You could probably figure it out pretty easily when commercial airlines were a big thing. I'm pulling something up. Yeah, I'm looking into this because I'm curious.

You remember how hard dads would grip the printout MapQuest? Oh, yes. They'd fucking squeeze the shit out of it. I used the printout MapQuest until like 2017. Damn. Yeah. You just loved it? I loved it, yeah. Absolutely loved it.

Miss a turn, you're screwed. That's the danger. That's the thrill. You like something tangible, though. You wanted to have something to have and to hold. Should we spin the wheel? Yeah, you're thinking randomly we should, brother. We didn't spin it, did we?

Holy shit, a patch of turbulence 60 years ago could snap your neck. Jesus. Did turbulence change? Why can't it do it now? No, turbulence is actually getting worse right now, I think. The planes are better? Planes sucked. Snapping your neck off some turbulence?

So airlines had their own real-time reservations office where 60 or so agents would field calls from customers to book a reservation. They had to consult a massive board which attempted to account for all seats, but it was always getting fucked up, and basically it was just a total crapshoot. You never knew if you were getting where you wanted to go.

Didn't DB Cooper just walk in on my ticket? This is crazy. It wasn't safe to land in fog, so there were many crashes. Midair collisions were common. Woo! Just stacking win after win over here. Let's go. Oh, wow.

Brandon Walker Day. This is Brandon Walker Day. Mid-air collisions were common. Imagine hitting another airplane. I thought that was going to get a tear. Think about that every time I'm landing. Engines dropped out of planes so often they weren't even recorded as accidents if the other engine could land them safely.

Oh, my God. Just drop out. What are we doing right now? Just going back to a time where death was more certain? Yeah. Life was more cherished. Death is still pretty certain, my bro. No one's getting out of here alive.

Chrome says it with a cast like it's a real injury. I've been walking around like this is a real injury the whole time. Have you found yourself kind of holding it? Like kind of, I don't found yourself kind of holding it? Elevating it? Yeah, I was elevating it yesterday. It's fucking sweet, dude, the attention. What happened?

Are you getting seats on the subway, even though it's your arm, not your legs? Also, we're not even thinking about the fact that you get on a flight in 1950, there's no TV, there's no phone. Wasn't that how the conversation started? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What did people do? Because I panic. I'm like, fuck, my headphones are dead conversation started? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, what did people do with their... Because I panic. I'm like, fuck, my headphones are dead.

What? I got to think my own thoughts. I just read. People couldn't even look at the pictures in their phone. Right? Kind of getting into just listening to shit out loud. Oh, you're one of those guys. Yeah, I might be.

I've been testing it out. I forgot my headphones today. I was walking down the street and I was just like this. Yeah, I knew that. Psycho move. You can fake a phone call so you hold the speaker up to your ear. phone today i was walking down the street and i was just like this yeah i knew that psycho move you can fake a phone call so you hold the speaker up to your ear yeah i know i know fully well that it's a terrible move but i'm kind of into it who cares about anyone else seriously yeah noise pollution who's that oh that's your guy is that a southern Southern guy? Oh. Oh. Whoa.

The new Southern guy? Sports guy? Huh. Wasn't that convenient? Is this the replacement? Really good doubt from Brandon. I know. I know.

Impressive. Because he's having such a good day. He's just firing on all cylinders. He was also the only white in that dunk contest back in the day. That's true. We got Black Ben Mintz here. Yeah, we really do. Look at him.

He's just strutting. This motherfucker. They should make retro planes just to see what it was like. Yeah. I'd do it. Just to give you a taste. Yeah. Not good.

Kind of cool, though. It would be like an attraction, like retro planes. You all get to wear like a parachute Yeah you smoke on it Yeah I have an announcement What? As I was out there I heard Spider say

Dave will be here in 10 to 15 minutes Okay Should we wait? Yeah we definitely should wait Spin the wheel and wait I mean he's gonna He's gonna unload the clip He's gonna unload the clip he's gonna unload the clip

we have a Yak merch meeting should I reschedule that? yeah probably why don't you go ahead and reschedule that I will say great promo for the MILF shirts

permission to cuss a lot in my email oh no hey hey alright so spin it again. So what is this?

So two people are going to go out to lunch at La Bernardin, which is a fucking incredible restaurant. See all the TikTok influencers in New York that I follow? That's always part of their TikToks. Then we went to La Bernardin. It's a thing. It's a hot thing. So they're going to take you.

No, it's me, Nate, and two people from this show are going to be going. So we'll spin the wheel twice. And they have to pay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I was just going to say everyone pays for themselves. But, yeah, they have to pay.

Yeah, because this was. It'll be expensive. Yeah. This is the. It's going to be super expensive, though. That was a replacement of your cast. Yes. But this is going to be a nice experience. So the two people who get picked have to pick the next thing yes so you have they can have

they can take their time on all right so two people going with nate and roan to labor and ardent uh steven is not on this wheel it's only fans lady is like a tall version of pat no steven should be on this wheel i mean okay not on lady is like a tall version of Pat. No, Steven should be on this wheel, I mean. Not on, but he should be. Someone pointed that out yesterday. Che was just mysteriously not on the wheel. Imagine if that's how you find out you're fired. Yeah.

One day the wet wheel pops up. You just keep on coming in. You're like, oh. He told you. In a roundabout way. Yeah. All right, so the last two people. Okay. I was actually saying to Ron this morning that I hope I win this.

I hope I get this one. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a great one. It's fine dining. It's like true. You'll be first on this one. Yeah, I haven't been anywhere fancy. True fine dining. And you have to dress up and shit.

Yeah, I want that. We should have to wear like prom clothes or something. Yeah, like a 90s flight. Yeah. I am very excited. I was thinking more about the job search. It's going to be great. I was thinking about it because my hater, Dave Smith,

also commented, oh, yeah, Big Cat wants someone to write a cover letter. So cool. That guy just sucks. Dave Smith, the guy from Legion of Skanks? I'm going to face fuck him. I don't know. It sounds like he'd be a good eighth chair.

Well, because you can click on YouTube comments. So I just saw one and i clicked it was just literally like this show sucks with big cat get him off i feel like we each have a few dedicated people yeah hated to just hating us i like it i i need a hater to keep going yeah it kind of refreshes me where i'm like oh this is okay let's go yeah let's tango respectfully it was incredible to see somebody hating on you it made me feel better yeah that's good through my years i've always had i i i won't pretend that i've had a lot of haters but the ones i do they really really dislike me everything i say they spin and be like

oh like oh yeah they're gonna go interview for a job that's the dumbest idea ever. It's like, okay. A fucking podcast with PFT? Yeah, this thing sucks. Stupid fuck. Yeah, so shout out my guy. The cover letter's going to be electric. All right, so this is for two people to go to Laid-By-Nardin with Nate and Roan.

How did Nate get in? Put all business Pete on this wheel. The wine pairing. Yeah, put Pete on this shit. Throw Pete on there. He's fixing my laptop after the show. Is he? Yes. That means he's putting in software to watch you nude.

Just so you know. Wait, I shouldn't be on the wheel. Does that mean I'm in? No, it means you're out. Sass is out. Yay, okay. Everyone shouldn't be on the wheel. Does that mean I'm in? No, it means you're out. Sass is out. Yay, okay. Aron shouldn't be on the wheel. Take me out.

Or just put a land on me. There you go, Kate. You're out. I'm not out. Yeah. The wheel knows. The wheel knows I'm invested. Spin that shit.

TJ, no gourmet shit for you, pussy. You were rooting for him, Rowan. You have to go to lunch with him. I would enjoy the company of any of you at lunch. I truly like you all as people and find you to be stimulating conversationalists. Not for real. Oh. No.

All right. I'll just pump his fist. Yeah. It's going to be hell if it's me and Pete. Does anyone not want to go? Nope, not Pete. Fuck you, Pete. See you, Pete, you dead bitch.

Fuck him. Dead now? Yeah, he died. Me. Brandon, you're out. Son of a bitch I wanted that I want that You know you can still go

Where'd your chrome go? You took it off You have to pay for it regardless Put it back on when Dave gets it Foodie Owen Lowkey foodie I'm flying the frog The best punishment there ever fucking was

Oh Very nice Jay So it's the two left Yeah So this is it This determines who goes Yep

Well this would be a lovely life Actually Either way No you can't take yourself out determines who goes. Yep. Well, this would be a lovely lunch. Actually. No, you can't take yourself out. No, I'm just thinking about going to lunch with Nate and Che. That would be incredible. Holy fuck. Should we grandfather Che in right now? It's been you and Nick.

All right, here we go. Either way, you have a good... Okay, good for us. Oh, damn it. And I know that Roan's not going to show up. I know I'm going over lunch with just Nate and Jack. This is perfect. You know I love fine dining.

Damn it. We got to eat it all, too. Oh, fuck. That turned out way funnier. That's such a weird... We got to eat it all, too. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. That turned out way funnier. That's such a weird thing. We have to book it like a month in advance. And we have to bring a camera, too. I don't know if you'll be able to bring a camera.

Really? It's like that, dude. We look at the menu. It's crazy. It's very stuffy, dude. I don't know. It's an expensive place. Hey, let's show up to Medellin.

Yeah, let's see it. Oh, is this the... The chef's tasting with wine is $445. Oh, no. For a person. Oh, fuck. A dear person. Oh, my God.

Look at that shit. That's fucking nuts. Ooh, a linguistini. That's like a big... I don't even like French food. I know. Fuck, this shit all looks gross. Pan-roasted Dover? What is that?

Is that a bird? Soul is a fish. Soul's a fish. I think a langoustine is a lobster. What's Dover? I have no idea. I'll have to find out. Brandon, Katie needs you in the hallway.

Oh, Dover Soul. No, no, no. My new merch? Yeah, man. It's Walker Live. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. Not in the middle of the show, Brandon. I didn't do it.

She did it. I can't get out. That's funny that it wound up turning into a punishment. I literally had the best intentions possible and the combination she's mad yeah no this is a punishment for me without a doubt yeah steven will like it i'll enjoy it nate will like it but for you it truly is three hours of my day that's gonna be very stressful and like you can't even film so it won't even be content i feel like two grand.

Yeah, exactly. So is it like buffet style after you pay the $4.45? I don't know. It's like it'll be nine courses. No, no, no, bro. It's going to be nine courses, and each course will not fill you up. It's going to be a bite. The tiniest bite.

Oh, but like a bubble. Is it like you pay a flat rate, and then you're good to eat everything else? Yeah. Oh, it's a tasting menu. They'll bring it out. I understand how the food part works. I don't think you do. It says $4.45 per person.

Is that like an entry fee? No, that's what it costs to do the whole tasting menu. Oh, okay. Alright. Got it. And the wine pairing. You did not understand that concept. No, I didn't at all. I thought I did. I didn't.

Like one of those, is it like a sizzler? I really thought I did. Wow, what if there was like a high-end buffet? Yeah, a five-star buffet would be incredible. I guess like a Fogo de Chows kind of like that. Or Vegas. Yeah. You go to Vegas.

But like really high- like you know 300 bucks all you can eat yeah like all they ever think of is like crab legs yeah that's true that is like the number one high-end crab legs yeah it's just a ton of crab like a dude walking away with a fucking plate of 18 crab crab legs and steak tartare which is just cold pictures glennie's thinking right now i know he's doing He's been doing a lot of. Get it, get it. I think he was doing a be real. Oh, of what he's up to right now.

Because he's taking a photo of some cleavage. Yeah, he definitely was doing a be real. Glennie has become like the most important person at the company. Yes. He like sits with multiple sales, like all his women. Does he hug? Does he hug? Oh, he's got stuff going on all day now.

Oh, he's taking them back to the back of the office now. We have a tour. I thought he really should fuck the OnlyFans models. Yeah, or like me. What is Brent? Brandon's put on multiple shirts. Oh, we're going to get him with his shirt off here. I think he just changed.

This is how we humble him. Oh, here come his titties. Oh, he already changed. He's closing up his titties. Yeah.ies We gotta make her make him do it again More titties We can see his titties And then photoshop Going back on

Where do you think Mincy's at right now Any more tweets since the video or no This also is Unintended bad news for Rico Bosco because we're about to do Pick'Em Week Zero, so Dave's going to be hot going into that. Yeah. Yeah.

That's fucked. People are going to be catching strays today. I think Dukes' first episode on that show as well. Yeah, Dukes is going to be an abject failure on that show, which is exactly what we want. He is not going to be able to keep track of the picks. Yeah, is he doing? You think so?

Yeah. Okay. Self-professed stupid person. He hasn't done anything stupid in a while. Yeah. Or that I've seen. I mean, I love Dukes, but, like, when Dylan decided to find a new job and we had to figure out someone who could keep track,

it's like Dukes is the perfect replacement. Someone who will most likely mess it up, and it will also be able to just eat shit. Play into it, yeah, into the show. That shit will be fucking awesome, man. Better have a lock of the week. He better. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Anti-tweet. We're here at the breaking news desk, Yak headquarters. Ben Mintz has just died. Oh, it's on the store. Oh, my God. headquarters and mince has just died oh it's on the store oh my god what's the charity i guess brandon gets to choose hopefully can it be the yak slush fund as the channel yeah oh we should establish this as an official llc church lopo box in delaware If we made the 350 for the tattoo just off of this. Oh. Ooh, what a plot twist that would be.

What is the tattoo? Reverse it on Brandon. Yes. No, we can't because it's Brandon's choice. Brandon, did you see the good news? The bossman just tweeted at you. The bossman? Yeah, he said, did you see it?

Dave Bossman just tweeted at you. The Bossman? Did you see it? Dave Bossman. So, any merch bonus on this? And give a charity of Brandon Walker's choice. Oh, boy. Which could be the actual slush fund. I feel like it should be an actual charity. No. If y'all want to be the slush fund, I'll say it's the slush fund right now.

But I feel like we could actually give it to somebody. Why do charities actually even do stuff, dude? Which ones? Tommy, I could see that. That would be crazy. Blow it all on Tommy Walker, eh? Tommy Walker College Fund? Eh, I'm not sure that's going to be necessary.

That's what I mean. Yeah. Trade School Fund? Yeah. He's just going to learn to code. Tommy Walker Steam Fitter. Oh, Tommy Walker's definitely going to be part of Anonymous. school fund yeah he's just gonna learn to code tommy walker steam fitter oh tommy walker's definitely gonna be part of anonymous it's good that we have him on our side he's someone like i've marked i've earmarked tommy walker as like guy i want on my side going forward am i glad i

called that guy tommy walker is going to i've moved on to fathering the two behind in five years tommy walker we're gonna be able able to snap and end someone's life via Tommy Walker. It's a budding anarchist. All right, the tour is over. Glenn has just done the whole tour. This is where we do some podcasts. Now, does he go for the hug? He's already had the hug.

Oh, no. Oh, he has? Oh, no. Now he's just going to take a shit. What a power move. Wait, he just. I'm not even sure he's walking with the helmet on. What is he doing? And Glenn, he just, I'm not even sure he's walking with that. What is he doing?

I think he just bailed on him. But they just followed along anyway. They just followed along. Like the Pied Piper of OnlyFans. Lenny really is the smartest guy here right now. Like he, smart man. That's something you can say for sure, yeah. He's also low-key maybe the richest.

Yes. That is true. Because he just makes money and lives at his parents' house. But people only like him for his money, yeah. He's also low-key maybe the richest. Yes. That is true. Because he just makes money and lives at his parents' house. But people only like him for his money, though. That's the problem. That's true. I bet you if he was poor, he wouldn't have any friends. That's the problem with him.

Yep. He lives in this fucking shallow shell where he fucking bangs OnlyFans girls and counts his millions in his inflatable hot tub on his mom's deck. All he wants is just one real friend. What does he eat at midnight before he beats off? Grapes? Grapes or watermelon. He goes upstairs.

No, he beats off, then he goes upstairs and eats fruit. Midnight grapes. Yeah. Did he say that? Or did we say that? Oh, he said that. He said every night around like 1130. Taco Bell makes grapes.

Oh, he was getting rid of the shirt that Paul's beach wear. And a hug. All right, Glennie. Taco Bell makes grapes. Oh, he was getting her the shirt. The Paul's Beach wear. And a hug. All right, Glennie. See you, brother. Come on, Glennie. He's leaving. Photos.

Leaving together. She's leaving without her people. He beats off and then he goes upstairs and he eats fruit that his mom bought. The bigger story is I think he's about to go fuck this in. Yeah. Her crew is falling back all the way.

Yeah, big time. Glennie was like, hey, why don't you guys stick around? You sit in the lobby while I go fuck in the green screen room You say he eats grapes or grapes Grapes and watermelon And he says that he treats his body like a temple From Monday through Thursday Damn he fucked her quick She's gone

Where did she go She comes out with her legs quaked Showing off the moves quick. She's gone. Where did she go? He looks satisfied. She comes out with her legs quick. Oh, look, he's showing off the moves. Got that GameStop dick. Damn, Glennie.

She's gone. Dave will be in any second now. How do you think Mincy's doing right now? I don't know where he is.

He's gone. He hasn't tweeted since the video, which was like 40 minutes. It would really suck if he gets fired and everything I said to him to pump him up is just wrong. Jay is already texting us about this. Who? Jay. Oh, what does he say? Oh, God.

Reservations are opening up. Torture. Reservations for October open up September 1st. Oh, there has to be something. Oh, wait. He made a group for you guys? Yes. He didn't do it to the big group.

This is... There's already a... This is Sue Feiner lunch all over again. Sue Feiner held that lunch over my head for six months. I was like, Stu, I have a show every day that's at 1 o'clock. This shit will not last six months. We're getting this shit on the books. And then on the books.

We need to eat this gross- french food i'm gonna hate it yeah you're gonna have to dress so fucking fancy drink wine you're gonna have to drink so much wine where is it imagine shay in his tuxedo because you know he's going theater district i don't even know where that is neither midtown like 40 seconds you've eaten there or some shit no i've never been. How'd you know about it? Anthony Bourdain's book. What'd he say about it? It is Chef Eric Repair's place, right?

It's Eric Repair's place. Oh, he's a delight. Which one's Eric Repair? He's Bourdain's French friend. He's like his right-hand boy. Is that a picture of Eric Repair? You've seen him. He's the one he'd meet up with Anthony in different countries. They'd always go boozing together.

He'd be in Uganda or something and they'd go eat like with their fingers. Good vibes, dude. Didn't Anthony Bourdain kill himself in France? Yeah. That's a fact.

Full circle. Trying to. Oh yeah, I know that guy. He kind of looks like Bourdain. Yeah, a little bit. He's like a little Bourdain. I think he was even more

seasoned as a chef. He's like more renowned as a chef he's like more renowned as a chef yeah Eric Le Pen your French is amazing how many Michelin stars does this place have

five six it has all the fucking how many Michelin stars can you get three four three

four is it four I don't know I just made it up I don't fucking know is the Bourdain book good it's the best one. Actually, that should be your next one. There's a new documentary coming out.

Another one? Oh, there's an old documentary that's out. Yeah, that's a good one, though. Is it about Anthony Bourdain's life? Yes. That's the one I'm talking about. It's actually legit good, yeah. When did it come out?

Probably like a year or two ago. Whoops. Yeah, that's okay. That's okay. That's enough. I'm so bad with that shit. I did that with Woodstock. You know what? Here's a crazy one I want to throw on your guys' brain.

Off the top of your head. If you know the answer, don't answer it. How many years ago did Andrew Luck retire? Who's Andrew Luck? I could figure it out. I'd say six say five three three i think three no someone posted to the clip today 2019 that feels like 10 years ago because what it was brissette i had 2016 it was like today three years ago. How fucking crazy is that? That's not an old tweet.

August 25th, 2019. Rivers, Wentz, and now Matt Ryan, but so that's four quarterbacks. Dude, that felt like. Yeah, that's crazy. That's COVID years. You think his brain healed already? Yeah. You think he's all back from CTE?

Yeah. What was he doing, making architecture or something? We're trying to get him on PMT. I think he'll do it eventually. Just woo him with some architecture. His dad was on the Yak. That's right, Oliver Luck. In Miami.

What a cool name. Yeah. That's the name Luck. I thought you meant Oliver. Oliver's a good one, too. Oliver Twist. Oliver, please let me have some more. Yeah, dude. Is he cockroaches in a good one, too. Oliver Twist. Oliver, please sir, may I have some more? Yeah, dude.

Is he cockroaches in a canister? Yeah. What if Dave's not about to be here? Well, he's coming for... I have somebody on the ground that's reporting on when he gets in. Oh, you have a live report? Rudy's down there. Where is he?

Rudy's downstairs. Oh. We don't know where Dave is yet. Dave's pulling up soon. He's pulling up. Pulling up, coming through. You'll hear the plane landing on the roof. He flies retro, I think.

He does. You'll hear the engine. Exclusively in the 1950s. We should text Vince and be like, you know what you should do? You should invite Dave out to dinner tonight. The Laberna Den. Yeah. Really. Carry theurnaden. Yeah, really. Carry the hatchet.

What's the place that he got troops? Jimmy John's in Hoboken. Where did he get troops a reservation at? Oh, yeah, Club Zero or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Zero Bond. Zero Bond? Zero Bond.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know any fucking sweet-ass spots like that. I'd never even heard of Zero Bond until he was talking about it. Yeah, I don't even want to go to those places. I just want to be invited once. Just so I can turn it down. Someone would be like, hey, you want to go to Zero Bond tonight? Nah.

Not really. I thought that was a medicated powder. Gold Bond was awesome. Yeah. That nice burning. Psoriasis, tether. I threw some Gold Bond on my balls the other day. You did?

Did it work? How'd it go? Amazing. Does that burn a little? Yeah, it feels so good. It makes them freezing. It makes them tingle. I've never thrown gold bond on my balls.

You haven't? Oh, you got to do it. You get a little in your hands and just... And then the floor gets real slippery because there's all the excess powders all over the floor. It's ball powder now. I'm always beezing down there. You bees your labia? Wakes me up in the club.

Keeps me going. A little icy hot on the cliff. Yeah, a little icy hot. There's a 1230 tomorrow at Le Bernardin. Uh-oh. Stephen Chay's acting like we're not going to be able to get in until October. We can go tomorrow. We could go on Friday.

You're not going to miss the Yak for it. We could go on. You have no choice. What if you guys got takeout? I'm sure they do. That would be cool. We could go 2 o'clock on next Wednesday. We'd get there late, but.

They're really hitting it off out there. I'm always intrigued. Normally they're in and out. This could be love. That was the old in and out. This one might have legs. Oh, she definitely, I mean, ten footers.

Maybe like an avatar. Yeah, that's... That would be a great relationship. That woman's body and Glennie. She would. Oh, he did the tap. Come on, Glennie. He looks like the apple and she looks like the cinnamon stick.

Glennie. Oh, my God. That's incredible. He always stops and talks after they leave You know Gives a report A little bedside manner Checking his texts Zoom in on his texts

I wish he gave us a hug Yeah but that looked like swipe fingers We probably shouldn't Swiping rapid fire Yeah that was... As soon as she leaves, he's just so horny. No. You're the only whore I'm fucking today.

Or he unsubscribes from our shit. Oh, dude, what a legend. Glanny, glanny, glanny. The world is his. Brandon, check your phone, please. He was about to do a... Yeah, I told her, yeah. An ad for a different shirt.

And Nate was right there, and he was like, are you about to do a competing ad with Balls Beachwear? Nate's always there to kind of watch out for that type of thing. He really is. Watchdog. Watchdog, dude. What are you about to do with your boy in town, Brandon? Oh, we went and had pizza last night,

and then today we're just going to kick it for a little bit. Yeah? What is kicking it? I don't know. Just hanging out. Play video games? Bring him back to Nick's dad's house? No.

Yeah. I'm going to fuck my friend's ass. I wasn't implying that you were. I might. What do grown men do when they hang out like that? What do grown guys do? Go eat some pizza, go have some beers, talk. God, you're drinking heavy these days.

Yeah, I forgot you had a moment on. Tonight might be a night of drinking. I don't know. Are you staying at Nick's dad's house? I'm not. You're going all the way back? To the shore, yeah. How long does it take?

An hour. It's not bad. Quick when you're fucked up. Right. Yeah, it's a blur. Oh, boy. Oh. Yes.

Hey. He's in a bad spot. That mic's on. Oh, you did? Yeah. And what'd he say? I said, I can't look at you. He almost puked.

I saw that. I told him that if he puked, it would play. He's an idiot. Listen, this is... Millmore coming back with the game of thrones but it's you don't know who to trust in this place crazy you guys crazy jersey jerry squawk into big tone he's placing phone calls to this lunatic guy and by the way like eddie sent me it eddie sent me the clip of what? It's the fat guy.

What's his name? Whitlock. Whitlock and Alex Stein. And I'm like, I don't care. I could care less. I'm not, like, I'm over this. And he's like, well, did you see what he said? I'm like, I don't care.

He's like, Mincy called him. And then I watched the clip. And here's the thing. Mincy would have been better off, like, texting so he has the proof of what was said. Because obviously Mincy's going to say, this guy, I don't, the way he said it did not make it sound like Mincy was glowing about us.

Is that off the record? Yeah, off the record. Right, and then he's like, it wasn't off the record. It's tough. So I see you got the crown. He is the king of the south. We put those those shirts on sale we did thank you very much and i will match any merch but yeah no mince mincey fredo'd me yeah and we also there's no other way to describe what he did millmore's making that too i i got fred i can't i don't know yeah a word

here and no he went against the family can't so so many say they knew it was you, Mince. What a bananas move to call him after. Wild. Brutal. How does he get out of it? Can he get out of it? I don't think he should. I don't know. I feel like, again, it is Game of Thrones season,

and once you know somebody's scheming, if you don't kill them, they kill you. Yeah. Like, I'll come in one day, I'll be sitting in my desk, that other guy's like, who gave you the keys, who did this? Mincey. Mincey, I i will say this guy burned him bad real bad real bad oh yeah it was off the record yeah that's a fucking yeah that that's how he plays yeah that yeah that was dirty right that that was a big tone move oh that was a

big tone like oh i heard that you think i'm cringy i'm like again oh wait what and i'm fucking jerry that's what this guy just burned mints burned him i saw him outside he looked down he was down bad he's down he's like let me talk i i what i say i go i came and look at you he he was worried that he was gonna get fired i told him i was like you're not gonna get fired you just went from having the best job in the world to just a job yeah Yeah, and, you know, contracts. I had him in the automatic renewal pile where it's like I don't even look. It's just like, you know, those bigger ducks that hit the water and they go up and down. That was an automatic stamp renewal.

Now we're going to have to have something. So I don't even know when his contract is up because it didn't matter. He had a lifetime contract. Yeah, so I don't know. People are wondering up because it didn't matter. Yeah. He had a lifetime contract. Yeah, so I don't know. People are wondering, though, is the tour over? Well, I don't even know how he pays for that tour. He's going to start looking into it. Everything was rubber stamped with Mincy.

And now? Now you've got to keep an eye on him. I really do. I need, what's his name, back on the case here? Inspector Balls. I need Ball what's his name, back on the case here. Inspector Balls. I need Balls to put on. Balls Beachwear and start just tailoring him around. Just drop a stack of papers on Balls' desk.

Be like, I need you to go through all this. See what they're up to. There's a lot of people. That guy burned Mincy bad. I didn't even know. By the way, he DM'd me. I didn't even by the way he dm'd me i didn't even i saw the two so this dude i don't even know how he can get through to me i guess it's because i dm'd you dm'd him first to come on the show before i realized what a lunatic he was i'm like oh i said to him like you're way too political i want nothing to do with you um but i didn't read i

just saw he's like if you fire mincey for this, I've known him for 15 years. I didn't open the thing or read it. That's the thing is like all these comedians, they don't even understand Barstool Sports. Like I was saying before you got here, them like trying to dunk on you for your press release. That's the most classic Dave thing you could do is that press release. Absolute morons. But now you step into the real world. You're a quote-unquote friend of 15 years. Yeah. Rude.

They just ruined his life by just dragging him on publicly. If you actually want to know about his character, to out-Mincy like that. The nicest guy in the world. Well, formerly the nicest guy in the world. Formerly. Who knows who he's calling, you know? We raided his apartment right now. Who knows what files we'd find in there?

Listen. It'd be a shame if Billy Football went down with Mince. There's a lot of things. And you know there's a lot of journalists and articles in the works and sources. Now you don't know. Mincey's a mole. I don't know. He very well could be, though.

All right. He may be. What if he fights the guy? He very well could be, though. All right. He may be. What if he fights the guy? He may be. Yeah, we're saying he could fight him in rough and rowdy or an old-fashioned, like, because my point was, Mincy, if you're in dis— if Mincy's in disfavor with you, his life is not really worth anything. So he should actually challenge him to an old-fashioned gun duel.

Cool. Yeah. Like, what is the point? I mean, I got to be honest. Being dead serious, my thinking, my intuition, calling up, I guess they're saying they're friends 15 years to be like, I have Dave's back doesn't sound like a real conversation that went down. Yeah.

It doesn't sound like something that would happen. But Billy listened through the wall. Yeah, Billy listened through the wall. Billy. But Billy listened through the wall. Yeah, Billy listened through the wall. Billy listened to the conversation through the wall. He can hear Mincy from his bathroom, and he said it did sound like Mincy was going after him. So, I don't know. I'm just throwing that out there.

It could be other evidence. Some more evidence, yeah. I don't know. I mean, realistically speaking, Mincy probably called the wall in their apartment. They live next to each other, yeah. But when Mincy's just talking normally, it sounds like he's going after someone. That's true.

That's true. But realistically, if we know Ben Mintz like we know Ben Mintz, he probably called him, he probably said something about this for a minute and then was like only talked about himself. I don't know. It's a tough scene.

All I know is his supposed friend put everybody in a bad spot, and I am in the Game of Thrones mood. I think once you have doubt, you just have to kill them. Or if not, they will kill you. And the best part, which I also mentioned, we're about to go pick them. Yeah. Pico Bosco's getting some ricochets. Well, he, I feel like, it kind of helps him.

You think so? A little cover? yeah i mean i i wasn't thinking much about yeah true your mind's off it yeah i mean if mincy came back and killed me i'd have nobody to blame but myself for not killing him when i know he's weak yes he's about to he's spawned it he was what did he. What did he do? He just left? He's been walking and just tweeting. Have you seen his tweets? Yeah. He's been trying to just tweet through it, and it's not working. Well, I could tell he was hurt, and I literally put my hand out.

I go, I can't even look at you. Is he just hanging out in the lobby waiting for you? No, he's outside doing, like, filming something. I don't know if he was waiting for me. Me and Spider were waiting. He just walked by. He just walked by. He just happened to be out there.

Yeah. I think he's just circling the block. Yeah just walk by. You just happen to be out there. Yeah. I think he's just circling the block. Yeah, I think he's just kind of walking off. Damn. Maybe like a banishing, banishment or something like that. Wow. Wow. Yeah, like Napoleon to Elba.

Take a finger. I don't know what it. I honestly don't know. Fucking Malaysia now? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Fucking Malaysia now? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It all happened really fast.

That was, he probably should have alerted me before that. Yes. Yes. Came out. Yes. I told you, Eddie sends it to me. And I yelled at Eddie, I don't give a fuck. I don't like when people send me negative stuff because my personality is I always react.

Yeah. I'd rather just not see it. So it's like, I don't give a fuck with the fat guy and um uh science i could care less like they're nothing but then the mincey part and all right it's tough that's the show we were waiting for you to it's been it's been red alert all day and brandon is just you know this was already said before i said something about it what do do you mean? Was I the first? No, no, no, no. We found out at 12.56 when you tweeted about it.

You tweeted literally as the act started. Yeah, right. Because I guess that had been out for a while. That clip? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that clip. The fat guy and Stein did like a show together. They're on the same.

They're both from the same. Blaze, yeah. And he's like well i mincey called me and it's been out and i wouldn't have known about it if eddie didn't send me that man so the mincey's got to kill eddie true little finger this all starts because our head of social he's sitting on a raft in miami like drinking pina coladas causing an absolute rocket. Now mincey.

Yeah, you may want to watch videos before you post them. Yeah. All right. That's our show. We'll see everyone tomorrow. All right. Yeah. Congrats to Brandon.

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