The Yak - Dave Portnoy RAILS Into Mintzy for Choosing Poker Over Barstool | The Yak 2-26-24

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

Good Luck MintzyYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak

Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, hold that up. Hold on, we're live. Oh! It's the Yak, we're live. Roback.com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com, promo code Yak, 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com.

Willie C's in the house. Nick, you look like shit. Nick is finishing up the Wonderlic. I'll actually text him right now and tell him he should still join. The test? So we're doing the Barstool Combine today. First heat was this morning from 10 to 12. Anyone want to ask who won the first?

People aren't happy. About? You won. Yeah, yeah well i cheated on the 40 but it was not really cheating why did you call you kim jong oh i love it dude kim jong-un outside of all the other stuff that kind of rock. That was a W move. To be like, I have a country. I can just say I'm the best athlete? Uh-uh. Why wouldn't you? Yeah.

Did you see his 40 time or 35? It was a savvy play. Oh, no question. Savviness is a skill. Yeah, and I think I would have been top five anyway because I was like middle of the pack on everything and then the last QB challenge, if you just get any points. And I finished third in that.

So you'd be okay with the Bears drafting someone who gamed his 40 time with a savvy play? Yeah, if they did something like that where I literally watched. For people who didn't see the combine the next one is it too yeah so here's here's the setting though megan and spider are doing hand times yeah so they're watching your start and i was like i watched everyone go and i was like why don't i just pretend i'm having a conversation then just take off and i think it shaved like a second off my time no yeah savviness is a good skill for an athlete. See?

That's just smart. But you also look fast as fuck. I was very slow. Like, I'm curious what Megan's time read. Because Spider could have just been quick for the old skipper. He could have. I'm concerned about the stopping right now. Who would you like to go with?

I'm going with Spider, my guy. You got a 3.69. Spider. How fast? Kim Jong-Kat. Kim Jong-Kat. I take that as a compliment. That guy is fucking smart. The only difference.

And outside of all the other stuff he does. He doesn't poop, but you got belly issues. Yeah. So it's not a full one for one. Actually, maybe we should start doing that. Just make everyone here be like, yeah, Big Cat's never actually pooped or farted. He's never shit. He also banned other people from wearing the clothes he wears.

Really? He banned leather. I don't think you should do that. Cool leather. Titus, Mook. Fuck. Will. I'm going to go barefoot.

No one can wear his signature leather jacket. It's the gulag for you boys. We can't wear black joggers. What the fuck do you guys think you're trying to do today? We still have the Wonderlic. We still have an entire heat. Well, yeah, the first five from the first heat automatically go to the Wonderlic. Yeah.

So I'm in the Wonderlic. I see. Made the Wonderlic. Made the final. I wonder if I would have advanced if I got a last in the 40. Maybe I'll just do that. So do your points even matter in the Wonderlic? No.

In the final? No. So it doesn't matter. Right. I would have been top five anyway. It doesn't matter. So is the Wonderlic the final? Wonderlic's the final.

There's no carryover. So it doesn't matter that I was one. It's irrelevant. Will, you didn't do the NFL Combine? No, I didn't get invited. Damn, dude. dude this is the first combine i've been invited to and what an honor yeah what an honor you fired up and you almost kind of weren't invited because you texted me you're like hey should i come to this and i was like i guess it really shouldn't be here right i'm just gonna ruin the whole well no we need someone to counteract Billy. Billy, nobody wants to win more than Billy.

Billy brought camo spandex, and he said, there's a lot of pressure on me and Will. I was just like, Billy, one of the two of you played in the NFL. I'd say that's a little bit different of pressure. He was standing next to me and PFT. He's like, Will and I are in a can't win situation. I was like,

what? You really are in a can't win. You are. Yeah. You have to win in decently. Right. By a decent margin. You got to do like 70 reps on the bench.

You got to do, you got to do crazy stuff. But I have to win just to break even. The wonder, like don't sweat it, big dog. Yeah. You'll be fine. Don't go crazy. Yeah. That's going to be tough for you. But I feel like I'll have an advantage to break even. The Wonderlic. Don't sweat it, big dog. Yeah, you'll be fine. Don't go crazy.

Yeah, that's going to be tough for you. I feel like I'll have an advantage if Nick's writing it. Yes, definitely. But here's the twist. So at first, this entire competition was just for the audience. Fun. Watch us fail. Shout out people who are like, you guys are bad athletes.

Like, no duh. But there's actually a cash prize now. Oh. And that is a recent development. What is it? What's the prize? It is whatever Benjamin Mintz wins in his tournament. Oh, yeah.

So it could be $120,000. So for people who have not been paying attention, Mintzy is now, I think, in the final of his. What is he? TJ, give us a. Is this live? Yeah, it's the last of this. This is live.

This is his final table. He's confirmed in the money. And he is not thinking about anything other than that call with Dave right now. Right. It's a $2,500 buy-in. Oh, I'm stressed. $120,000 for first place. And he's chip leader.

And this is the last group? This is the very last group? Yeah. He came into the last group. He has 34, or he had 34% of the whole pot. Like, he was, was like doing well. Yeah, I was in the mix yesterday watching. So, yeah, it was great because he tweeted it out, the stream,

and then the chat just immediately was like, why is this in Spanish? Why can't I hear anything? So, all right, so this is what happened. Mincy was playing in this tournament. He talked to Hank on Thursday, and Hank was like, we have the combine monday we need you back for the combine mincy we we finally have figured out where the the miscommunication was because mincy then dave yelled at him this morning and mincy was like hank said i could go uh we're all fine hank wrote good luck to mincy, and Mincy took that as,

I'm good, I don't have to be back. Okay. Hank meant like good luck in the eyes of Dave. No, Hank wrote good luck on Thursday in like the tournament. And Mincy then took that message and said, great, now I don't have to be back. Okay, got it. That was like a take in Liam Neeson good luck.

Yeah. That wasn't like a friendly. Yeah. But no, no, no, no, no. I think it was a good luck for the tournament. Oh, okay. Like he was saying good luck in the tournament. And Mincy then deciphered that through his brain as Hank wished me good luck.

Now I don't have to be here. What did Mincy say when Hank was like, we need you to be back Monday for for the for the combine he said he'll he'll be back but he also doesn't know how long this term mincy's so good and then he just said good luck good luck i have two things to defend we can get hanky we can get kind of yeah two things to defend mincy with a him playing poker is a hell of a lot more interesting than him running this combine no okay b are the bigger point who the fuck starts a tournament a poker tournament on a friday and it goes until monday afternoon well that's the thing is i think it's just you could go as long as you want someone's got to go

he should mince you just keep going all in yeah get back it could go to tomorrow i think there's 12 people left i do like how he said to dave he's 100 going to be at the combine, even though he's not at the combine. Right. But he mentioned, he was like, I would 100% be there if this didn't happen. Right. And rightfully so, Dave's like, why am I paying you if you're not at the work thing that's mandatory and instead playing poker? Means he didn't really have an answer for that. And one more, I'm going to attempt to defend him one more time.

He's very stupid, and he's doing something very stupid. You could argue that he's on brand. No, this is very Mincy. This whole story is very Mincy, down to him being like a poker spot. Him being a savant is incredible, though. You can't read his face. He got four fours. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, you saw that where he went all in and hit the four fours on the river? The picture of him in the lion's mask being like, imagine sitting across from this guy and trying to bluff him. And ultimately there's an argument that now more content and engagement has been able to. Correct. But the combine now has a cash prize. So we should be rooting for Mincy to win.

Win, yes. Yeah. I wonder how the tax is. Is that, what's the word, legal? No. We just take his winnings? Well, or Dave could fire him. I say that.

Oh, no, we're not doing that. You're calling for his job? You're calling for it. You're defending him? But is that legal to take his money? It doesn't seem like it should be. He's working on Barstool Dime.

Why are you opening a box? I think Dave's saying versus taking the winnings, it was, I'm going to dock your pay until he gets recouped. The Mincy Air Tag showed up. That's perfect timing. We're air tagging him, Will, like a shark.

So you know where he is. Yeah, we're going to put these on him. Wait, can we get a picture of him playing poker on this, TJ? Yeah. All right, I'd like to just watch and see how he does. But, yeah, is he going to call in, Che? Yes, his break is around 12.33 Central Time. Okay.

He's going to call in shortly after that. Okay, so we'll hear from him and see what's going on. You guys think that's too harsh? What? Take his winnings? Yeah, all of them. Yeah? Absolutely.

I sure do. Well, he's got back but you know in his if i was in his position i would be i would be pretty excited i would be fine because you know like he will reap the benefit if he does win but if you were at any other job and you were like hey boss i'm not coming to work because i'm in a poker tournament but this is like more barstool work for him than anything he's done. Right, but it's not helping Barstool at all. Although I guess he is. I think now it is. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Because that's when Dave comes in, does the video, has all the Mincy fun that starts to encapsulate everybody. We're trying to get to the bottom of the Mincy thing, so can you explain your side of it? Yeah, so last Wednesday or Thursdayursday mincy came up to me in the office he was like what's the format of the combine how's it work so we're doing morning session afternoon session and then he was like can you put me in the afternoon session i'll be

coming back from a poke tournament i was like yep no problem then he acknowledged he was like yeah you know i know these are big company things i I love doing them. Like, that's why I came back, was doing his Mincy spiel. And I was like, yeah, no, big thing for sure. And then he was talking. Then he kept talking about the poker tournament. He's like, oh, big poker tournament, Chris Moneymaker, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Only way I could miss it is if, like, I advanced super far, to which I said, good luck. Then when I texted him, I saw Dave's clip,'s clip and I was like Mincy I never told you it was okay to miss the combine and he said well you said good luck

that kind of implied that you wanted him to admit that you were okay with him missing but you guys know Mincy too like he's a bit of a rambler so sometimes when you're trying to end a conversation yes he was telling me about the poker tournament and and all this stuff and i was just like all right good luck which i feel like that left it too open-ended for his interpretation but he if he had asked me like can i miss the combine for the poker tournament i would have said no and he also acknowledged he was like put me in the afternoon i'll be coming back he's like yeah i know these big company events like this is I love doing these this is why I came back like I wish more than anything like I asked if we could pull

the tape but there's no audio cuz I wish it was it was recorded cuz I was like when I saw the clip I was like I never said that yeah and I text him this is what he said you said good luck which i misinterpreted i will say that and take the blame so now i think no matter what if you're minty like outside of meeting him at his level you have to be able to filter that and be like all right it sounds like i can't miss this combine yeah i'll advance wherever i can and then go all in and to your point you would have to still make it. But then flipping to the other side, it's like if he wins this tournament,

I don't see where the grounds of him having to give all of his cash winnings. He is creating quintessential mincey content. Correct. He's always going to come out on top. Yeah, no, he'll find a way to come out on top. I just love how he's a 40-year-old who's just always in trouble. Just always. Always. I think part of him, like... Always in trouble. He's always

skating the line. He's always... He's getting grounded. And he's never... Trying to evade trouble. It's never malicious. He doesn't have a malicious bone in his body. So it's not like... It'd be one thing if he was actively trying to deceive Dave or Hank. He's just living his life, and his life always ends up in trouble.

He's basically playing Monopoly. He's 40 years old, always in trouble. Much like a 12-year-old. What does he say his job is here to strangers, I wonder? Well, that was, I think, Dave's point was he doesn't really do anything, so the one time we need him to do something for a sponsor, he wasn't here.

This is where it's a paradox. This is what he does. Yeah. That's what I mean. You're right. You're right. I understand what you guys are saying. I would love to hear what he says to people that are like,

what do you do for a living? He says, I work at Barstool Sports. What do you do for them? Get in trouble. He's like, I just get in trouble. No, you're right. I see what you guys are saying. It's trouble all the time.

I understand what you guys are saying now. This is truly like he has created the perfect mincey story arc, as he always does. What a guy. I'm just a little minx for Barstool Sports. I'll keep my good lucks tucked away now. Yeah, don't say good luck anymore. I mean, all you say is good luck.

At the end of the day, it's up to him to make his choices and he like i think part of him i think part of him he is a little bit like he knew in the back of his head like i might go far but i should also be here because when i was like yeah two o'clock you're good he's like you know big company events i know this i love yeah he's not he's not i think part of him no he's not he knew that yeah this scenario could happen. Right. He banked on not having to give his prize money away. He banked on being like, he banked on. The content will overcome.

Correct. He banked on if he wins this, no one will care that he missed the combine. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, it won't be a problem if I don't make it this far. But in his head, he's like, but if I make it this far, the content will be so good, no one will care right which was like somewhat you know yeah no he's kind of he kind of nailed it yeah

he probably thought he just wouldn't make it that far no no i think he he's he's a really good poker player he also told caitlin he would be back no matter what because i there is some other backup or she was like yeah no, he told me he'll be back even if he has to drive home. No matter what. Oh, no. Even if he has to drive home? He's in West Palm Beach, Florida, isn't he?

I don't know. Yeah, I don't think he knows how to drive home. All right, well, we're going to get him on the phone at 1233 when his break ends. Oh, that's amazing. What a guy. What a fucking guy. Beautiful.

You see Chris Moneymaker's tweet about it? No, what'd he say? Hey, Stool President, I know Stool Mincy is a pro poker player now. If you need another funny, funnier, fat, not as fat guy to wear his jersey, I'm retired. I can be in Chicago on Monday. Also, I'm as shocked as anyone who's playing on Monday. It's like a 16 seed playing the second weekend.

Just doesn't happen. Save Mincy. Man. Man. You should be reveling in this. You love his downfall. I do when it's earned. I feel like, you know, I think he's just being Ben Mintz today.

Like, yeah, he's playing poker. Y'all let him just not do shit all the time. Then he gets surprised when he doesn't do shit. Well, I think that's, again, that's Dave's point. Yeah, that's exactly. But that's Dave's point that he was specifically told. Right, but you let him not do shit all the time. But for like the four days a year that we actually need him, he was needed.

Right, but you let him not do shit. Yeah. You let him travel all over the South and then you're like, hey, why don't you come back? That's the magic. I feel like literally everybody's right until you get to the, like, should he have to give all of his cash back? And I don't think good luck was enough there. I think you need to say good luck. Yeah, I agree.

But you better be back by Monday. All right, I'll try to make sure he doesn't have to give all of it back. But I think he has to give some of it to be the winner of the combine. What if you win the combine i got what if you win the combine will your name will your tune change oh yeah it would and i would just take some of his money give it straight to mississippi state's nil pro oh that would be awesome you guys sound like bickering parents that found out their son is like dealing drugs yeah no this is i'll i'll he's a good kid i'll put my hand up yeah he means well i'll put my hand up and take some blame here

for for not parenting correctly and allowing allowing Mincy to do whatever he wants. But again, Hank actually hit the most important point that we glossed over. Mincy is really tough to talk to for a long time. So he can beat you out of wanting to parent. I don't want to parent when he hunts just like when he like hunts me down in the bathroom you just want to say anything in the conversation yeah sometimes it's good luck right right yeah just good luck's a good one good luck comes out there's been many times where i've told me he has some idea and he starts telling me and i'm just like yeah do it and the next thing you

know he's like on tour with widespread panic like how'd that happen well i just didn't really want to have a conversation while i was taking a piss that's it that's where we that's where we land he's crowd surfing dick down yeah what's the funniest way out of this is it him winning and then y'all taking some money is it him like getting close is it i think the perfect scenario is he wins 125k and he has to give like i don't know 5 10k to the winner of the combine i think that's fair all around if he comes in second does he still get money yes but he doesn't he's in money right now he's in the money no i think he's in the money i think no matter what this is ultimately this is dave's decision correct it's not mine yeah i would if i will just love it

if he does have to give money and he's just completely bought into like, yeah, I got to do this. This is okay. Oh, he will. That's the thing. He will. It's part of the magic. He would not fight it.

He'd just be like, yeah, I guess it is what it is. Third act. Just always in trouble. If he gets in a big hand, TJ, you can make it bigger. I don't really understand poker very well. Well, we can't see his cards, right? Can we? Is there a thing on there?

Yeah, they pop it off. So if he gets in a big hand, we'll just alert everyone and we'll watch it. What do you think he's thinking about right now? Nothing. He's probably got a song in his head, if we have to be honest. No, I— He's probably singing like—he's probably like, This is a song that never ends.

It just goes on and on. He's definitely thinking about Barstool and Dave. No, I don't think so. No, I think he's torn up about it. He was talking about it at the table last night. I think he's torn up about it. I think he just is always talking about Barstool in one way or another. But he was hyped last night.

Oh, last night he was like, oh, man, they're going to talk about this on the Yak tomorrow. He wasn't wrong. What's not wrong? We got this show called the Yak. Like, Mincy is as close to a member of the Yak without being on the show. I fully admit that. He's a character. He's probably our lead character.

Yeah, he gets like two to three hours a week out. Just Mincy recaps. Yeah, he gets like two to three hours a week out. Just mincey recaps. Oh, man. All right, so what else is going on, guys? That was Barstool Combine's going to be fun afternoon. Are you guys nervous? So who's competing in the afternoon? Me, Titus.

Pretty much everybody. I'm nervous, but not to compete, not to to win just to avoid injury yes i avoided i really am just a because i don't think there's enough stopping room for the 35 yard dash i think my achilles is doomed on the jump weights i'm okay with my football i'm okay with and the the try the shuttle thing i worked out this weekend to get ready for it and i'm just sore yeah still sore oh i hit that it was a huge mistake i hit that zone where like a week ago I was like, should I try to bench real quick? Yeah. And then it just day after day.

And then I got to Friday. I was like, well, if I bench now, I'll be sore. Yeah. So. That's when I was in like middle school, high school. My dad would come out. We had a basketball hoop and he would play with me sometimes. And it made me nervous because he wasn't like a huge physical activity guy.

And I was like, oh, he's going to get hurt. And I felt that watching. Yes. Almost every single one. Watching Kevin Clancy run like, oh, it just – it didn't feel good. Yeah. Fed with love. Brandon, I would say as someone who went through all of it just now,

the vertical is the – that's the part where I felt my entire left leg almost. Yeah, that's where I'm most nervous is the landing. The landing. I mean, I got hurt last week when I did it on the basketball. If you want painkillers, we'll brought some painkillers from 2017. Okay, cool. I got some Tramadol in the bag. I took one today, did nothing.

2017 is a long time ago. It's a long time ago. I'm going to go feel the bar. Can I go feel the bar? Yeah. Feel the bar? I don't know how heavy it is. Go put five up.

Go put five up. I don't want to waste any reps. I just want to feel it. You're getting warmed up, though. What is it for that? To see how many reps you can do in a row? That's it? Yeah.

The real combine is 225. What is this one? 135. 135. Just go do one? 135. 135? 135, yeah. Just go do one. How much should a man be able to do, Will? 135.

How many reps? When I went up there, I was like, if I do less than 15, I'll be a big pussy. Yeah. How many did you do? 26. You need to get probably at least 20 to have like a, okay. But Titus, if you've lifted. Like this guy could change a tire. a, okay. But Titus, you've lifted. Like this guy could change a tire.

Oh, no. Somebody just fought him. You've lifted in your life, Titus? Like I haven't benched in years. Nah, he'll be fine. You still have some strength. I can't do 20. 15.

I could do 15. But you're also a basketball guy, so I feel like. You don't lift weights in basketball? That's what I'm saying. Kevin, KD, Kevin. Little far. I'm going to measure a thumb width from the rough. Where the smooth meets the rough.

Just put your thumb – No, outside of it. Outside of it. Yeah. He's fine. Oh, I hate this. Oh. That's an old man.

Oh. Chucking that around. You'll be okay. Hey, B B are you nervous I can do several of those Yeah cause part of me Is like I lift all the time

You got short arms too You should be able To fucking crush it So you gotta You gotta crush the bench Or else you feel I have to crush the bench Yeah

What about the rest Yeah you don't feel Pressure I think I'll be average I think you'll be good On the three cone Could be sneaky I feel like it's just like Those Those competitive nerves Where you're like Yeah, you don't feel pressure. I think you'll be good on the three cone. Could be sneaky.

I feel like it's just like those competitive nerves where you're like, am I going to fail? Am I going to get fucking left-deck? How many free throws do we have to shoot? No. No. No. That's part of it, right?

No. Yeah. Hey, hell of a job on the free throws, but I know that's like old news. No, no, go ahead, Will. Go ahead. Getting the watch from afar. I was fired up for you guys. Oh, thanks, man. Appreciate that.

You crushed it. Oh, thanks, man. Hey, you crushed it, too. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I noticed neither of y'all, maybe you have, you haven't shot all that much since then. I was shooting with Francis a little bit, but yeah. It's a little bit of, when I got to the line,

I shot like 20 on Friday, and I was having like Vietnam-type flashbacks. Yeah, you're just right back in it. I was like, I don't really want to be on this line right now. Yeah, didn't Jerry step into the simulator for the first time? Yeah, yeah, he stopped golfing for like two months. Yeah. It's like a dad making a kid smoke like six packs of cigarettes.

Yeah. Like, you won't do this again. I've done that. Did part of you wish you had one of the last shots? It's like a dad making a kid smoke six packs of cigarettes. You won't do this again. I've done that. Did part of you wish you had one of the last shots? No, I just wanted it to be over by the time it was over, yeah. In fact, the ringer we brought in, it got to the point where we were in the 30s or whatever, and everybody turned to me because it was high-pressure shots,

and everyone was like, Titus, go ahead. I was like, this guy who's fully rested and has been here for an hour and is just as good of a shooter, not better than I am, I think he should be the one shooting him. I was fine not shooting at the end. I just wanted to get it over with. Yeah, the sleep deprivation plays a big part in the end. Yeah, I mean, you to come in and hit the second, third, to last one, I feel like those those moments it's like

yeah there's no way it's they they uh pull pull this through yeah you know what's crazy about that dude scott morris is he didn't shoot a lot of free throws in college but by percentage he's a 71 free throw shooter yeah well yeah he only shot like 14 times yeah because he just said that he would just he would just stand at the three-point line. Yeah. I was one for two in college, I think, from the free throw line. Oh, only 50%. Yeah, so I was actually, you know.

You way overachieved. I way overachieved at the free throw stream for sure, yeah. I think you could count on me hitting 50%. I hit like 90%, so yeah. So how much of Mintz's earnings should you get for free throws? For free throws, yeah. That's great. Retroactively just pay yourself.

At least half. Maybe what you made in the tunnel of chaos would probably be all right. Was Mintzy here for the free throws? No. He wasn't. I don't think so. No, no. I think there was a college baseball game.

I just thought about that. No. There was a concert. I really did want to see Mincy run. I did too. When he gets back, you can make him run. He should have a solo. It's the same.

A private workout. A pro day. Yeah, we should make him do a full pro day. There you go. He opted out of the combine so he could do a Mincy pro day. pro we just make the pro day like three hours long that is it we'll do a yak pro day for mincey we'll add some events and put them on the whiteboard just all of it stipulation like the six pack of uh cigarettes thing to make sure he doesn't do it again we should make him trip on like a hundred grams a hundred tabs yeah just oh man can we each have

an event for him? we just get to come up with an event for him we'll do Mincy Pro Day I love it have somebody one on one interview him before he goes into the wonderland yeah Mincy oh he's checking his phone right now oh shit

he's very worried about this why? because he just is he loves the brand hold on is the other guy out that's not there now? worried about this. Why? Because he just is. I think he is. He loves the brand. No, he Hold on, is the other guy out that's not there now? There's a guy sitting to his right

or left. I don't know, but it's not there anymore. Aggression frequency. That's a crazy Aggression frequency. You guys, the chat Have you had turtle cake yet? At the top of the chat. Have you had turtle cake yet? So how many guys are left?

Six? Five? I believe there's 12. There's two tables left. Oh, there's two tables. I wonder how many people are double chatting right now. A lot. Their chat is just our chat. That's a great idea, though, Mook.

We're doing Mincy Pro Day this week. Yeah, let's do it. He's going to have to do it all He's gonna have to do every single thing No breaks either Yeah Just every drill Oh man

What a fucking guy He is the man He's not No, he is He's the king of the south, isn't he? He's the man He's the man Getting to see him like every day has been such an experience.

How in the hell do you see him every day? He's here three days a... When he's here. Okay. It's just, what is... I don't know. Hey. What?

You. Yeah. What was that clip? Oh, the dating show. Oh, yeah. You undersold that. Wait, what? Incredible.

It's very hard to... You didn't see it? Oh, you're going to want to see. You undersold that. Wait, what? Incredible. It's very hard to... You didn't see it? Oh, you're going to want to see this. This is more important than Mincy. It's very hard to describe that without visual reference. Oh, you got to see it. I need to see this. When she does that move, my jaw literally...

I didn't see it coming. I'm still thinking about it. He says he saw it again. She was very beautiful. Wait, hold on. Okay, all right. What is this? So this is love on the stage tonight i'm running

all right what movie best describes your sexual desires uh stepmom seduces ginger stepson what's your answer what's your year's resolution my new year's resolution is to explore my sexuality because I'm gay. That's... But for you, I'll give girls another chance. Andy, who's it gonna be? Our audience today has to toss the number to... Whoa.

Are you actually going on a date with her way does Another ginger ginger. Oh my god Step mom I'm gonna manifest that shit dude, 2024 is my year I used to dance Oh what? Oh Mookie! Would you go on a second date? Mandy? I think I would.

Yes. Yay. Hey. Yeah. Are you going on a second date? This happened. So did you? Yeah.

Oh, you did go on a second date. Yeah. Let's go. This was like coordinated on your own. No. So I showed up to the Laugh Factory for a 7 p.m. spot, what I thought was just a normal spot. And they were like, no, there's a live dating show tonight,

and you're on it. Surprise. They like gave me the prompts like five minutes before, so I had to like write down and prepare for it. And it was just like live in front of 300 people. And yeah, she's an angel. Wait, so you're going on a third date? Wait, what was the second date?

Just meet out at a bar. You got her number and you guys texted her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long ago was it? This was in like January. I didn't get the footage until yesterday. And I was like, I need to go. The second date was when?

January? February. And have you gone on a third? I don't know. You don't kiss and tell? Yeah, yeah, you know, I got to be respectful to my queens out here, you know? Hell yes. But shout out to her.

If we're being respectful, then... She is, that's so funny. Same thing. Respectfully. Respectfully. We all get it. Respectfully. Respectfully.

The boys were horned up. Respectfully. Our chat has to be going crazy right now they were going crazy and they should because she uh-huh yeah that was a move sure did she's getting completely normal dms right now from people on instagram oh yeah yeah oh was she tagged yeah i asked her i'm like do you want to do you want me to tag you and she was like yeah sure why not oh yeah yeah but she's cool does glenny balls follow her no no she's untouched by glenny balls tom scabelli and gas call her oh it's usually it's the barstool three is tommy glenny riggs and if you see those

three you're like what's going on here yeah that was fun nikki smokes has to enter that doesn't he yeah he probably will yeah wow. Wow, Mook. Do you want to call her up, invite her on the show? No. Have her roll up? Yeah, roll up. I don't think we need to do that. We were actually planning on adding a gymnastics part.

It's just splits for the combine. Yeah, she could compete. Okay. She could be Mincy. She could be Mincy for the day if you want. Yeah. Do we have Mincy on the phone Steven 1235 no not yet

the break starts at 1233 so I don't know if he's officially on it yet but he should be calling in momentarily were you guys proud of Shane Gillis this weekend yeah thank god Will can finally say gay again yeah

huge win for America gay is back dude Yeah, thank God Will can finally say gay again. Yeah. Huge win for America. Will was the most surprised. Gay is back, dude. Will was the most surprised. I saw your tweet, Will, and I was like, how oppressed was Will? This is a big day for this country. What was your tweet? You're like, Will.

Oh, man, I can call myself Cracker again. Yeah, I was like, gay, retarded, and cracker? Yeah. Yeah. This nation. This nation is exactly what we need the big three oh we're back you hear that sweetheart you say hey you wake up your wife like babe listen i was so hyped up i

made her watch i was like hey we gotta stay up i i watch i was hyped up as well i watched and that that uh that gambling ad was it it was very it hurt directed yeah my wife just was staring at me the whole time i'm like and i was like yeah yeah this is yeah they didn't put the funniest skit on there what was the yeah the emu oh that wasn't on there? No, that wasn't on the show. And the opening, oh my God. Was SNL trying to get us to not watch that episode? I agreed with what you said, but Francis said that's usually what they do. They do it without the host. No, I know that.

I know how SNL works. It was just bad. It was just horrendous. Like, sometimes it can be funny. Right. And they're like, hey, we got all these new eyes. Everyone's watching for Shane. Let's just remind everyone that SNl sucks that's essentially what they did

i will be tuning in next week sydney sweeney oh yeah but is it like a big bang theory type deal where like oh more people love that you think so when it sucks what we consider like shitty corny no one can find that first i don't think anybody likes saturday night live these days i think actually like extreme liberals do yeah there are there have to make their end i think there's like a core like there's a base for sure yeah there's somewhere out there there's a group of people that think that like it is the peak of comedy still like yeah i'm saying they don't know that podcasts exist they don't know that like specials exist they're like this is it that and those people love the uh truman capote

weekend update section that was another one where i was like are they trying are they trying to get us to not watch it yeah it was crazy they don't follow bfw i already high-fived him I'll do it again BF Dubs yeah BF Dubs yeah but that was awesome for Shane yeah yeah it must have felt

really funny fucking guy very funny guy and he crushed his monologue I don't know why people there was some people that wasn't that what about the woman in the background

I only think that people say that because there was so much expectation on it oh they thought because I felt a little victim to that because he was doing the Down Syndrome one oh they thought he was i felt a little victim of that because he was doing the down syndrome one and obviously if you followed shane like you

know that he has that one in his bag all the time so you're kind of hopeful that he's just gonna light the world on fire somehow when it didn't happen i'm kind of like okay i'm just placing way too much expectation yeah there's i love that he also he was calling out that it was a bomb when it wasn't really right yeah but him smart but him acknowledging in the middle of it, like, oh, I can see you guys. You know, you guys are well lit. I can, as I'm bombing here or whatever. Like, acknowledging it makes people think it was going worse than it actually was. I agree.

I thought the funniest part was roasting his dad. Yes, Phil. Yeah. Volunteer assistant high school girls coach. He was a women's coach. That was fucking fucking hilarious it was valuable to me as a boy mom to know that oh yeah no i that they're my gay best friends until they start jerking off they just want me to leave the house when i when he said that i was just like yeah that literally my son right now because we do like dance go dance yeah like that yeah the the mommy best

friend stuff was hilarious there's a clip uh from matt and shane's where shane talks about he got a call from louis the week before yeah and uh he told louis he's like you know i might just do all my new stuff didn't you do new stuff louis louis was like shane i am so much better at stand-up than you that's why i did new stuff and it and it was just very funny to see that perspective. Yes. Like, oh, those are the two biggest people doing it. Yeah. They're fucking, he's a funny fucking guy.

You should have went with new stuff. Like, me and Louis C.K.? Yeah. By the way, oh, wait, can someone do the High Noon ad? Not name me or Brandon. I'll do it. I'd love to do it. I would love to talk do the High Noon ad? Not name me or Brandon. I'll do it. I'd love to do it. I would love to talk about the High Noon El Prez Pack.

It is here featuring the top four High Noon vodka seltzer flavors as ranked by El Prez himself. These flavors include Passion Fruit Pineapple Pear and an all-new flavor Tangerine, all made with real vodka and real juice. This 12-pack is only here for a limited time, so get it while you can. Just look for the pack with Dave's face on it. You can even scan the QR code on the pack

and have El Prez virtually join your party. Visit highnoonspirits.com to find the El Prez pack nearest you. Love it. My son got a picture with Wayne Gretzky last night. Oh, my God. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Was he good?

Hell yeah, that was Wayne Gretzky. No, he actually didn't understand. But go stand by him. Get a picture with him. I told him after. I was like, that's the best hockey player ever. And he's like, well, how did he become the best? And I was like, well, he just shot the puck into the goal.

He's like, first he asked, how many goals do I have? And the whole ride home from the game, he was just like, so when did he get shot? And I was like, no, he shot the puck. It's quite a confusing conversation. Yeah, it was. The whole Blackhawks thing last night was pretty sick. Kid Rock was there. I saw they saw him up in the Dells, too.

All the boys from here who went to the Dells this weekend. Kid Rock was in the Dells? They wound up at a Kid Rock concert. I saw Eddie posted a video watching it. That looked awesome. The Dells is my new, like, that's where I'm at. It's the best. It's Kate, you would be in. I would try. Yeah, you would watching it. That looked awesome. The Dells is my new, like, that's where I'm at. It's the best. It's Kate, you would be in. I would try.

Yeah, you would love it. I didn't know there was, like, adult drinking in the pool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's an underage thing. So is that something you see, like, dudes in the pool, like, at a pool bar?

You see, like, fat dudes in a pool, and you're like, I need to be there? Yes. Like, I'm thinking the Wario guy. The guy who's dressed up like Wario. I was like, I'd be thick as sea. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. He doesn't look. He looks. Mincy. What's up? How are you?

Oh, I'm on first break. 11 left in this damn thing. Doing pretty good. Lost a little bit so far today, but not too major. Trying to, you know, we're battling some mindset stuff, trying to focus on the here and now. Obviously, you know, yet another. I mean, it used to be once every three months I'd get into these with Dave,

but now it's like once every two weeks. You know, we're batting a little too high. But, you know, it's kind of one of those things, and I think you all get this too. Like, I mean, it is what it is. I can't get back there now and like i don't have a time machine so i might as well whenever this is over have a hell of a lot more money so i would like to win this 120 i'd like to win this 121 000 i'm playing for that's

for sure well um have you seen it have you seen any of the updates on twitter what i'm trying to not oh yeah just go win this money. Go win this money. Yeah, don't worry. I'm just trying to focus on this damn tournament because it's like, I mean, let's be real, dude. I don't get opportunities. This is one of the biggest poker opportunities I've had in a long time.

I know there's going to be a ton of fallout, as there always is, and so I just got to do – I mean, what am I supposed to do? I got to try to win this thing. Yeah. You know, go win this money. Then make content out of spending it. What's the first thing you would buy?

I mean, probably not like the way the poker world works. It's like, not what you think. I mean, I have investors. I have to split it with. I'm down some money.

So, so, you know, I wasn't exactly very hot last year in poker. So, but when I'm coming out of a little, coming out of a little hole, but you know, the thing is, you know, I wasn't exactly very hot last year in poker. So, if I win, I'm coming out of a little hole. But, you know, the thing is, it's – Yeah, you're coming out of that hole.

What if you – We just got to get – If you can't pay the investors, do they get mad? No, that's not how it works. It's like – so, the way it works, it's like you split your profit like 50-50, but then if you lose – like, say I lose like like, 30,000 or 40,000 worth of tournaments and then I hit something big, they get the 30 back and then you split the winnings.

So I'm down a little bit right now. That's exactly how we thought it would work. Yeah, this is why he didn't come back. All right, so, Mincy, here's what I'm going to tell you, right? I want you to focus, okay? Okay. I want you to not go on Twitter. Yeah, I know.

I know that. No, I'm saying don't go on Twitter at all. Yeah, well, I feel like I know that if I do, it's not going to help me. So I'm going to not go on Twitter. I want you to just win this money. I want you to win this money. Yeah. Just win this money. And we yeah, just win this money.

And we'll deal with the fallout, whatever it is later. Right. What's the worst that could happen? Do you have to give it away? I mean, if that's the worst thing and I'm still employed, I'll be okay. Yeah, there we go. All right. Let's call it what it is.

I haven't had a lot of money for a long time, and, you know, I'm still living and doing well. So, you know, money ain living and doing well so you know money ain't everything but i still would like to win the stamp right right all right so i'm rooting for you um very hard but hey oh yeah i don't know what you know i'm gonna stay off twitter though because like i said i gotta focus it's a huge opportunity you gotta focus you gotta focus so what so how where are you in place right now with the 11 people? I think I'm fourth or fifth out of 11.

All right. And what are the different payouts? First place is $121K. Eleventh, I believe right now, I'm looking at it. Eleventh, I think I'm guaranteed around $10,000 right now. Okay. So I've locked up five figures already. Third is $50K, second is $85K, and first is $121K. So I've locked up five figures already.

Third's 50, second's 85, and first is 121. So this is definitely successful already, but I feel like that top three, it's the old saying, top threes pay bills. So let's try that. Yeah, they do. Minty, so if you only win $10,000, you get 11th. Basically, your $10,000 goes right back to your investors. That is 100 100 what happens okay

okay we need to win yeah that is how much do we need to how much do we need to win for you to see some money probably a good bet am i an investor mincy not not this but okay all right that was a good question you had you had the thousand and ten percent of the main event last year you'll always get a piece of pain okay um love that but uh but yeah so like i said it's just one of those situations where got the guillotine over my head again but you know just got to go in here i mean see i'll make the best i'll say is don't worry about your job you you have a job i'll fight for you in that respect see okay that but that's literally as long as i'm employed you know no matter what that you're going to be employed i will make sure that that does you will be employed i you have my full full backing okay well you know what then we're going to let go

and let god see what happens to try to go run in here just win this damn tournament yeah hell yeah better rip you know dude if i get to keep the money or I don't, at least if I'm employed, we'll be all right. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. For all my faults. We need to know a place he needs to get. Yeah. There's certainly many faults, but I do have resilient thick skin because I deal with, you know.

Yes. We've been here many, many times before. Yes. We'll be all right. Yes. All right, Mincy. Go get him. We're watching.

We're rooting. Can we just ask one question? Yeah. What did you think Hank meant when he said good luck? I thought when he said good luck, I missed – look, that's not his fault. That's my – I'm asking what you thought. I misinterpreted that as like, oh, well, then it's probably okay

if I'm down to the final table. But he didn't say it's okay. That's on me. I'm not blaming Hank. I'm blaming myself because I should have asked more. When he said good luck, I was like,'s okay that's on me i'm not blaming hank i'm blaming myself because i should have asked more when he said good luck i was like okay that's probably fine i should have been like what does that mean so i want to just publicly say like this ain't hank's fault okay yeah wow i'm not you know i ain't here to throw any of the peers that i'm lucky to work with under the

bus from mystage. Okay. All right, well, Mincy, let go. Let's go win it. No, let's just go win the whole fucking thing. Okay. All right. Love it. All right, Mincy. I love Mincy.

Okay, so. Oh, well, this could be a while. Yep. Just everybody chill out. Oh, no. Is there really a. All right. All right, so I've seen the future, and unfortunately, I think I'm the big loser in all this

because you're going to end up paying him whatever he wants. Yeah, out of the way, right. Which I will. So now I think I'm running against him, so I only have to pay him 10 grand. Like, that is what's going to happen, right? Like, I'm going to... I love him too much.

He's in fourth, though. And I enable him as a parent. Yeah, I'm going to end up giving him money out of my own pocket. It is what it is. He's your son. You've got to stick to him. I do love him, and he's hyped up, and I don't want him to lose his hype. So, yeah, I'm just going to.

But, hey, congrats on the World Series stake, though. Yeah. Yeah. You'll always get a chance to give him money for that. Yeah. Every year. That feels good. You'll always get a piece. give him money for that yeah every year that feels good you'll always get a piece i'm an investor in the tournaments he doesn't win it's a good

asset to have yeah i wonder what place he needs to get to see some any money it feels like third or fourth yeah yeah it felt like anything less than third or fourth is bad like he just all right so here's what we're. We're just doing a lot of people a lot of money. I want to meet the guys that are backing me. Here's $10,000 more. Go to a different turn. I'll deal with Dave, and then I will bring tonight for the Wunderlich, I'm going to bring, we'll do 5K cash for the winner of this.

That's what we'll do. That feels fair, right? But what if he wins 121 grand I said I'll deal with Dave I'll figure out What that means Cause I just When I see his face

And I see his excitement It just My heart I'm like the opposite Of the Grinch I'm just like And he holds the hand up high He doesn't

I just can't I can't This guy Although he did blame Everyone for a while When Hank said good luck I interpreted that as If you make the final table and you are first in chips and there are 11 people from two words.

He's like, I don't want people attacking Hank. Oh, man. Wait, so what was that tweet that you pulled up for a second there, TJ? When was this from? Yesterday. Last night. It's the absence be excused if he wins. So if he wins, a higher up has said his absence is excused.

That's something. That's there. Either Hank's talking out of turn and needs discipline from you, Big Hit. I don't know. This has all become quite a pickle. I'd like to just opt out of all of this. Is Mincey kind of saving poker right now? When was the last time we talked about or cared about poker?

Last time Mincey played something? Was it 2004? I'm going to throw an idea out there. Okay. If he wins, he makes $120,000 for this weekend of work. Yeah. Isn't poker something? Yeah.

Pro poker. You do the math. Do the math. But I don't want to lose him. If he hits three of those a year. I don't want to lose him. If he hits three of those a year. I don't want to lose him here. All I'm saying is he would never look at it from that point of view. Yeah.

Just start sending him into poker. In poker, he would only have to work every now and then. In here, he only has to work every now and then. Do you become his investor? Yeah, do you think he could do both? Like he could work at Barstool full-time and still do these poker turns? No. Impossible.

I'm sorry. I should have thrown that out there. That's crazy. I interpreted that as he's in debt the entire 120,000. That's what I thought. Yeah, I don't know the investor part. It seems like it's like 60. I think 120, he'd be in the money.

Dan, stick with me here. You pay off his investors. I know whatever ends up happening it's gonna come in my pocket yeah yeah pay off his investors bring it in house yeah he can do all of his work and everything here but of the few tournaments a year that he can go after he's shipped off by barstool as we invest yeah you investing in him i think that's actually then whatever the split. I should just become his main investor. Yeah. Because those guys are living well, it sounds like. And it sounds like they're kind of like at his neck.

Yeah. His legs broke. We're going to break your knees, man. All right. So that's smart. I'm going to become his. We're going to figure out a way to emancipate Macy. Well, he's not going to like that.

Why? Why not? He just going to like that. Why? Why not? He just doesn't like that word. Not at all. Counter to all the counter, I just said. Okay. You becoming his main investor. He's been here two and a half years.

This is the first time he's ever finished in the money in a poker tournament since he's been here. Right. So maybe this is just a – maybe he's not going to do that every time he goes out i think i need to bring it in-house anyway because then it just makes it like i don't want the idea of mincy owing these shady you know back alley guys investors investors money it's it's probably just the members of widespread panic yeah it probably is but we still we need to bring him in-house he needs to be invested fully here maybe You know what I should do?

I should become his one investor, and then I'll sell stock. You're describing him becoming the most expensive person at this company. Well, he kind of is. He hit a domino that had a lot of effects on the history of Barstool. I don't think he can win today because I think Dave's in his head too much. No, he doesn't, but he doesn't know. Oh, he knows. But I just told him, like, he's not getting fired.

There's no way. I would never let him get fired. I would go kicking and screaming to keep him here. He knows that. He'd become an employee of Stella Blue, worst case. Yeah. Should I him don't worry no don't take the leave his leave his mind alone okay what a pickle this guy becomes owned by Brick Watch Stella Blue hell of a resume and now I've gotten myself in a pickle with him yeah Dan becomes the investor fuck Yeah Mincy I gotta like do I gotta like put a line item in my yearly

Budget for Mincy Yeah he's material On the balance sheet for sure More than my mortgage Just Mincy expenses We need to get the slush fund Some emergency Mincy expenses Just in case one of these pops up again

So yeah so So if he wins he's just he's just not going to have any money anyway because he's going to pay these guys. Is that what it sounded like? Yeah, if he's got to pay $60,000 back, he pays them $60,000, and then it sounds like he splits $50,000. Wait, he said $60,000 was what? He said in his example it was like $30,000 or $40,000, but based on what we're all trying to guess, maybe $60,000.

So he won't have to pay the combine winner anything because he will have to pay back his investors first. Yeah, if we go- If I'll do a combine prize, then we'll just go off that. Because if you go by the 60 debt and then he has to split the other 60, he's only coming out with 30. That's quite something.

And Dave wanted to dock his pay. Dock his pay 120 And he's only taking on 30 Mintz he's gonna owe money to Barstool Yeah he's gonna end up owing money He has to pay He has to find 100k real fast He has to pay to work

And there's one person he's gonna go to Again this is gonna cost me a lot I fucking love him though God damn it I I love him. He's the best. Just seeing his face. I can't quit him. He's like an addiction that I have.

You can never give up. Yeah. I have an addiction to mincey, and I can't get rid of it. Something about him. He keeps his spirit alive, man. He does. He's essentially our mascot. He's like Dave's human misheaches. He's a, he's essentially our mascot. He's like Dave's human misheaches.

A little bit naughty. Yeah. Without knowing it. Oh, man. This fucking guy. Steven, are you worried about the combine? No. I think there's 15 groups or 15 people going.

I hope to perform pretty okay, but the top five is, I'd say I'm not a long shot, but I'm not favored to be in there. Our group is pretty tough. Yeah, very tough. KB is going to put on a show. KB, Compton, Tiddly, Titus. I'm not going to be good. Will PFT be good?

I won't be good. PFT will be good. Oh, yeah, fights. Fight. I won't be good at this so i'm you can dunk what is dunk is that one of the things we're having a dunk contest for every shoot tj people people are treating me saying we got to call dave let's try to call dave okay yeah the bottom of this figure this whole thing out the large had a very funny blog being

like mincy miss peaches is the worst thing that happened to mincy because dave would have been in on this run a while ago he just found out today at the worst possible time like if he had seen it on saturday i think it would have changed the perspective we'll try to get dave on We'll get to the bottom of this. Will, what's up? Hey, Will. I was just thinking if we get Dave on, he could also bring up the Beer Olympics scheduling.

Oh, yeah. We got that issue. Well, snafu. You want to explain it for the people? Yeah, so essentially we're having the Beer Olympics on June 25th this year. Last year we had it on that same last week of June and the year before later June. But this year last year we had it on that same last week of june and the year before later june but this year it's becoming such a big thing barcelos uh involved uh the rob's production team from surviving they're involved they're going to be shooting they were going to

do like make like five episodes out of it but it's like a feels like an all hands on deck situation and it just so happens that it is also scheduled that is the time of the dozen trivia tournament the finals right exactly just so happens because we had this conversation a month ago and i said you're like we're trying to find a date and i didn't say we're trying to find the dozen why don't you guys just yeah we're like what was scheduled first the dozen the dozen was because jeff jeff was saying that it was just forfeit the dozen then you forfeit the dozen well no the problem is he wants he wants everybody else he wants like me he wants so what happened titus is oh oh everybody we were talking about it in vegas we're like oh it's going to be that that last week of june and big cat was like oh that's the dozen i was like no way and

he's like yeah i'm pretty sure that's that's the dozen so if if the dozen is going on he's like i obviously can't i wouldn't be able to do it so i called jeff and the way ever the games would have gotten scheduled like i could have made it all work but now that it's becoming such a barstool invested thing as well and they're like hey who from barstool were you wanting to be at beer olympics and we had a list and so then they were like okay we might have to have a conversation with jeff because now it's becoming bigger than you know anticipated because if you had a whole if we wouldn't have had Big Cat, we would have just been like, Dan, we got to figure out a substitute

unless I was able to talk Dan into figuring it out, like doing all the gymnastics to do it all. But we would have just done the Beer Olympics and I don't know. What landed you guys on that day? Because it was right when the dozen was happening. So if we go a week sooner, tight end university is happening, where George

and the tight ends, they do their tight end camp for a few days in Nashville, and we cover that each year that they've done it. And then the week before that, the NFL is in mini camp, so we can't get all the guys like camps going on up until then. And we were also wanting to time it up with... Juneteenth?

Yeah, with Juneteenth up with Chandler McGregor with that potentially being on the 29th out in Vegas. But it's in Beer Olympics on Monday and Tuesday? We're going to do it on a Tuesday, yeah. We were going to do it on Thursday, but we're going to move it up to Wednesday because we're trying to get it scheduled around somebody because the finals was on Thursday. And then we moved it to Tuesday because the Kelsey brothers can do Tuesday.

Also, Friday we have Third Eye Blind, so please don't push it. That's right. Oh, yeah. We're not missing that. We're going Third Eye Blind here. Everyone. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

We're just getting our schedule out there. Yeah, we're going Third Eye Blind. Yeah, yeah. Are you familiar with their work? Third Eye Blind? Isn't that a band? It is. Wow, he is. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you are. yeah are you familiar with their work third eye blind isn't that a band it is wow i'm pretty sure if he's the only way you are with their work yeah huge fan titus if we so if the beer olympics stays exactly when it's staying monday and tuesday i think that's the weekend we should go to dead and company and i'm just gonna roll oh yeah

right yeah right and hey and monday evening kind of the whole welcoming party whatever it is for the beer olympics yeah tunnel of chaos that sounds awesome oh monday evening yeah we're gonna like theme the room up they're gonna do all the is it felt is that what it's called the felts wait wait you guys are gonna love that it's gonna be awesome and in the back room we're gonna do a felt that says tunnel of chaos oh not you're not actually talking about going to the tunnel of chaos. Doing the tunnel of chaos. What if that's how we get Mincy out of this hole?

Whoa. I was thinking that. Dana White's free money? I was thinking that earlier. Yeah. Let's go to the tunnel of chaos. Let's just take him to the money tree. Hey, Dana, cut this guy off.

I always forget about that cheat code. There's always an out. You guys missed out. This is a rest of development. There's always money in the banana stand or whatever. I asked you, too. You did not an out. You guys missed out. This is Arrested Development. There's always one in the banana stand or whatever. Yeah. I asked you too. You did not ask me. Yes, I did. You did. Wait, what's the time? I hate

asking this. The Tunnel of Chaos, we went gambling in Vegas. You didn't go gambling. We went gambling in Vegas. You didn't go gambling. When you were asking for money? Yeah, I was down a lot of money. They got to go to the room with dana white dana white put all his money out and said here here play my chips uh you win you can keep

the chips and that was the tunnel of chaos yeah okay you want to get a 529 started for your kids come to the tunnel okay okay okay you can't lose you can't lose yeah got it all right dave said five minutes so we'll get dave by the, that was insane how that night worked out. Not as much for me, but the way you guys are rattling through there in that chair. Because I'm sitting back, I'm like, somebody's got to get hit. It's free money, but it's not. Because it's also not our money. So it's not gambling.

It's free money, though. But it's not gambling. No, it's not. It's Dana White's money. You're not gambling. It is gambling. Correct. But it's not something anyone could do, which is very important to explain.

Titus was down $70,000 and had not taken a dollar bill out of his wallet. That's just smart, dude. What? Yeah, it actually was really smart. It's fucking smart. You're a crafty vet. You sound jealous, dude. What'd you do?

Oh, I am one. If that's unclear, I am a thousand percent jealous. Yeah, no, it was clear you were jealous. Yeah. Just play blackjack like I do. That's it. Who won the most? I think Dave.

Didn't he? Yeah. Dave won 90, right? 90 because he doubled down. 90? Is that more than? He had a double down. Probably more than the average.

He wanted 60, but ended up getting 90. So this is just what we got to get Mincy. Yeah. Get out of his investors. Would you do Tunnel of Chaos by yourself? Like if you were there, would you just do it by yourself? If Dana was there. But I'm saying, would you do it by yourself?

Yeah, if Dana was there. You're asking somebody if they would go get Dana's free money? No, no, no, no. I'm asking if you just happened to be there and Dana was not there. No. Would you with the credit line and everything else? No. Let me go after this.

Yeah, they gave me an unlimited credit line. I didn't sign anything. They're like, Mr. Katz, whatever you want. I was like, that's not a good thing to say to me. What was Dave's? Two million. And he's like, how'd you get? And Big Cat was like, oh, mine's unlimited. Dave million and he's like how'd you get and and big guy was like oh

mine's unlimited he's like we know you're good for it am i they would have gave me like a 15 credit line it could have just gone off my unlimited yeah what a night yeah so yeah mincy that's that's our answer so you're gonna you going to set up a tunnel of chaos. Is that actually going to be cards, you're saying? Yeah, so on Monday evening, as everybody comes in and stuff, we'll have that high roller room kind of theme bus or the Beer Olympics, and then in the back room we'll have a tunnel of chaos. Oh, are we doing the whole thing at Red Rocks? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dave. Hey, so we had an update on the Mincy situation. He has not been on Twitter, so he has no idea about his winnings. Oh, yep. Just a cheese pizza. He has no idea about what? He has no idea about his winnings. He thinks that he is getting to keep it all.

Well, I already told him that before we talked. I told him it was deducted. That phone call, I told him anything he deducted. I had that phone call. I told him anything he gets, he doesn't keep. Okay. So, I've decided I saw his face, his puppy dog face. I don't want it to be a cash prize to the combine because I feel like you should have seen his face. He's so excited.

Who cares? Well, I was going to do a 5K out of my own pocket for the combine so we can settle the combine and then you can just deal with him. I mean, he has a job. It's a Monday event. It's crazy. And he blamed it all on Hank. I called Hank.

I'm like, did you tell him? Minty didn't have to go. He's like, no, not at all. Minty's done this multiple times. He tries to play stupidly. He asks things that he just wants to weasel his way out of, and Hank gave him the opportunity, I guess, by not being like, you have to be there.

Last time he did this to me, I was like, you know what, Mincy? You make the decision you think is best for the life of the future here. He knows he had to be there Monday. It's a fucking –cy does nothing monday through friday 24 7 365 you ask him to be there for one day then he goes and plays poker it's crazy it is crazy when you put it that way the other part about it is i didn't realize kind of it's right that was a good point uh Mincy has investors that he owes money to, which I didn't realize. No, listen.

This is also, he basically like fucking lied, essentially, or whatever, because when I said I'm going to deduct your winnings, he's like, well, that's a problem because I have investors. And like the next text, he's like, I got a free entry into the tournament. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. us too then yeah he lied to us as well he said moneymaker it's like moneymaker he's like chris invited me into the tournament i'm like who the fuck is chris he's like moneymaker he won the time i know who he is but like he said moneymaker gave him a free entry into the tournament so so maybe he owes investors for losing this past year because he said he hasn't won it all this year

i don't know maybe that's what he's gonna say i don't know what it all my thing is we have a company event on monday that he confirmed to be at along with i don't know 40 other people he's the only one who didn't show. You have to show to that event. You don't get to, like, I don't. It's not like Minty works his ass off. Like, this is an event you have to be at. Yeah.

Hey, Dave, this is Will Compton with Bustin' with the Boys. Are you aware of a tweet saying that Minty is excused from the combine if he wins? No. All right. No further questions. Wait, you did have a further question. I have one. What?

What were you going to say, Dave? Will Compton fucked in the Paralympics on top of the dozen. This is my nightmare. This is what I was afraid of. Yeah, Will wanted to bring that up. Go ahead, Will. Yeah, Dave, so are we going to be able to make the Beer Olympics work and the dozen work on a different week,

or are we going to have to cram it all into one? But it's like, why would you book that first without, like, being – like, the dozen was booked there first. You booked on top of it. And then no one told me the last – Dave, in defense of Will, he didn't book. He knew about the dozen because I told him about it about a month ago. I know.

How is that defense? No. Like, I couldn't believe I found out about the scheduling conflict today. It's like, again, we don't do that much. You can't just separate them. And then they answer, well, tight end universities the week before. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? We do the tight end university.

That gets sold as a package for us. So then do it the week after. We can't. That's Fourth of July week. So do it the week after. I'll be in Bonter, Missouri. So do it the week after. What's happened is the barstool investing into the Beer Olympics the way you guys are,

which, again, we're very grateful for. We're very excited about this event. It's kind of just become what it is, and that's why the scheduling conflict kind of happened because if the barstool people don't go what does that mean that makes the barstool investing in the barstool olympics which you asked us to do it has become what it's become so it's just become a thing what does that mean yeah i can't help that both were scheduled in the same time we've done at the same time the last two years you could have helped you can't you can't one was scheduled before the other you could have said oh we have a major bar full event we can't book us on top of it you very much could help that well we'll bring up how the nfl players

have scheduling yeah yeah yeah so dave also before tightening you the nfl players they're still in minicamp so we're not able to get our participants the way we'd like so then do it after we can't it's like prime time for guys training in july once you get one weekend in the whole fucking calendar that you can do it dave dave is what will's trying to say is he he really wants to do beer olympics during the dozen yeah yeah yeah so Dave, are we able to get your commitment to the Beer Olympics on June 25th in Vegas? No. I just don't get how you would put that on top of it and not even raise it before it's booked. And then I keep hearing, well, the Beer Olympics can't move it. It's like, yeah, but it was booked after. Yeah, but that's always been just a target date of ours.

It's like the last week of June. We've only done it once. We've done it twice. This is your third year? This will be year three. I didn't even know that. Is it on a specific date, folks? Yeah, well, we do all the scheduling around.

What was the date last year? The last week of June. What was the actual date? Probably like the 26th, 5th, 7th, one of those. Was the dozen last year in the last week of June? No. I think it was. No, it wasn't.

Why don't you just do it on Saturday and Sunday? Because, so, since we have comedians that participate in it, the comedians do all of their traveling on weekends, so we always do it during the weekday. And then we do it on the last week of June because the way guys give themselves a break after mini camp, and then they have four weeks to train for training camp. So it sounds like you're accommodating everybody's schedule except for

Jeff D. Lowe and the Dozen. Why don't we just do it Monday? Why don't we just do it Monday? Why don't we just do it Monday? But the Beer Olympics was built around the boys, man. Wait, but why don't you just do it Monday and then we all are back and we do Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday for the Dozen? Because remember, we're getting the Kelsey Brothers on Tuesday. Oh, it's the Kelsey Brothers, Dave. I forgot about that part.

And the Dozen is on Monday. Right now, the Dozen is on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Oh, yeah, this is a problem. Who asked for all the resources? What resources? Oh, boy. I don't know. I saw a pretty big number that we're putting towards the Beer Olympics.

Yeah, we asked if Rob's production team wanted to produce it so we could make it bigger. Got it. Got it. Got it. And they were listening on the call, team wanted to produce it so we could make it bigger got it got it got it yeah and and they were listening they were they were listening they were listening on the call and they're kind of they're sitting back like where it's like well we have another major event that we're doing the same exact day so well listen i wasn't trying to get them off the off the path a dozen we're all sitting

there in the big meeting and somebody's like oh we, we might have to get the dozen moved. And I'm thinking, oh, shit. I didn't realize the beer Olympics was going to be this massive. Yeah. Okay. I figured it out. We sorted that out. That was good. We didn't figure it out.

There is very much an I in team. The boys are just not looking out for all the boys. No. They're looking out for themselves. That is false. That is false. Because I haven't been on one of those collaborative calls with the dozen team.

It just seems like everybody's going back and forth around everywhere. And it just seems like we've got to be the bad guy. Yeah, but you scheduled your – Well, you're the bad guy because the dozen was booked well in advance to the European Olympics. Right. But when the dozen is getting booked, it's not like we're getting told, like, hey, whenever you plan all of your stuff, don't do it on these days. No, I did tell you.

But it was already, we had already planned it for the last week of June. Yeah. I did tell you. You're not defending me at all here. All right, well, Dave, I guess the Mincy thing, I'm going to do a cash prize for the combine, and then you and Mincy can figure out, I mean, he's investors. I'm also

going to, would you like to go in with me? I'm going to free Mincy of his investors and become his investor. No, I'm very mad at Mincy, because I know he's being disingenuous. Even the way on the phone call, I knew it could be a conflict, and when I talked to Hank, Hank's like, he came up to me, he said, I'm 100% going to

be there. And then he just started rambling about, like, if he wins the tournament. Yeah. And Hank's like, yeah, like, he's just not telling the truth. Even to me, he's like, I 100% said I was going to be there. Unless, like, I win. Well, why would you go to a tournament where you're going to run into a major issue if you do well it's crazy yeah okay it's not the world's

team support i'm 2500 on tournament yeah all right we'll see if he wins uh all right thank you dave dave i'll call you later i want to pick your brain oh you're gonna call him later i was just saying that. Will loves a tunnel of chaos, dude. Sounds like I'm being too soft on Mincy and I'm getting lied to. He might have. Maybe help me. I think he embellished a little. The investing thing is where it all comes down to.

Getting in the tournament for free. That was a little bit of a bombshell, I feel like. Sounds like he just owes money from his past loss. It has nothing the tournament for free. That was a little bit of a bombshell I feel like. Sounds like he just owes money from his past loss. It has nothing to do with it. I invest in you for the World Series of Poker and then in two years you get a free roll into a tournament. I get your money for that? I don't know.

I think you're right Kyle. I should get money because I invested in him. He got a free entry into this one. He still owes a lot of people a lot of money. Am I one of those people? Because I did invest him in the main event. Maybe.

Also, can I just turn to Will real quick? You are 1,000% in the wrong here, and you continue to march. You're marching straight forward as if you're not. And I fear, Will, that when Dave hung up the phone, you were like, I think we got him in a good spot. Oh, yeah, I think he got him in a good spot. Yeah, I think he understood. Hey, no question.

Look, if we're not able, ultimately, like, we would still do the Beer Olympics. And then if we can't get the Barstool personalities, like, that was always, like, even when Dan told me, I was like, okay, if he can't make it, we got to figure out substitutes. Damn. Does this boil down to the Kelseysey brothers and their availability yeah yeah absolutely that to me is the wedding point no matter what i would have stuck with that like yeah so no matter what we're doing it we've always targeted the last week of june just based on all the uh nfl scheduling that happens so we've always focused on that last week and now that it's

becoming like a collaborative bus and barstool thing that's where the problem has has came about yeah because we've we've been consistent with where we've done it yeah it's not like we sit down at year end and we're all part of like a massive meeting i'm like hey when we schedule all these things out this that bada bing bada boom like it just that's just how it's why don't you get next year's on the books right now yeah get ahead last week of june like it that's it does it has been like it don't you get next year's on the books right now? Yeah, last week of June. Ah, that's a dozen. Like it has been for three years in a row. There's a good chance Jeff does have his scheduled out for the next three years.

Yeah. Shit. Sounds like the booze ponies just have to disqualify themselves. Yeah, forfeit. All that talk. Or we participate and, you know, we just might not make it out of the first round. Oh, you're just talking about throwing it? No, we never do that. Damn. Hey, what's up nick what i miss uh a lot a lot i think to sum it up will's an asshole uh beer olympics right you never defended i did i said

you never i said in defense of you but he said that will's an asshole mincy is i think maybe like a devious mastermind liar i'd argue no um he could be playing both sides i i now owe mincy a lot of money and also the barstool combine i'm paying as well this is an expensive ass show for this is this show is what wait why are you paying mincy uh i don't really know we're trying to pay it out his investors we think dave's taking his That's an expensive-ass show for you. This show is gross. Wait, why are you paying Mincy? I don't really know. You're paying out his investors. We think Dave's taking his money for... You said you're paying out his investors, and now you're going to be the investor.

Yeah, he's got investors. We have to free him. He's got to pay back. But what if that's $70,000? So even if he wins this 120, it seems like he might only... Is Mincy in the red right now? He might only net 30. So why is he doing this at all?

Well, he's got to get out of the red. You're right. He also has no idea that he was like, yeah, I'm just trying to win this money. It would be life-changing money. That was tough. He also got a free entry to the tournament, so we can't really determine how an investor comes in there. It got murkier as the show went on.

And back to you real quick. Listen, the combine's happening today. I love seeing all you guys show off your physical prowess. What I'm excited for is the dozen competition coming up. And I have that penned in on my calendar. Yep. Last week of June. Yeah.

And that's a really fucking busy time for me. Yeah. So I was so happy. So that's like finally the nerdy guys get their day. The entire company comes together. So I'm just like salivating for my moment, you know? Will, do you think your side is defensible here? Yeah, absolutely.

Okay. I mean, I did defend it. Yeah. What's going to happen? Like what is the resolution? It sounds like there's going to be two events. Yeah, it's just, just two competing events. Because I do think that the dozen was getting moved,

but the expenses are double, so I don't think they'll be able to move it. You were going to have them move the dozen? No, I wasn't. That's what the higher-ups were saying that would happen. I was thinking we'll have to find substitutes, and then I got on the phone with Jeff, and Jeff's like, look, if you guys happen to have a bye, I make sure you play at the uh first one on monday then you just have to fly to make beer olympics on tuesday and then if you guys were in the

later rounds i would make sure you're scheduled on you know if you're finalist thursday where's it where's it gonna be vegas wow and the dozen is here yeah you... So what if it was just you doing it remotely? Wait, what? What if it was just you doing it remotely? Why don't you do the Beer Olympics remotely? Why are we assuming that his team's going to win? Yeah, we shouldn't. Why don't you do the Beer Olympics?

That's what I'm saying. Do the Beer Olympics here. The way he's going to schedule it was I would play on Sunday, Monday, and then Beer Olympics would be on Tuesday, and then I would fly back to make a match on Wednesday, and then if we win or go to the finals, then that's... Why don't we just do the Beer Olympics would be on Tuesday. And then I would fly back to make a match on Wednesday. And then if we win or go to the finals, then that's all. Why don't we just do the Beer Olympics here? Oh, fuck, dude.

Tunnel of chaos. Tunnel of chaos. I mean. The Kelsey brothers. Fremont, man. Yeah. How do you get us a place? They're getting us like 50 plus rooms.

Shit. Stay in my house. Like 50 plus rooms. Shit. They want all the people with money there in the tunnel of chaos. Oh, this is. Oh. I'm saying Red Rock's hooking up. Oh, this is making sense now. It's a trip to the. Yeah.

And I got to say, now that I'm hearing it out loud, I think I'm on Will's side. And I want to go to that. I think I'm going to miss the dozen as well. He does too. He does too. Wait, the dozen is a big sponsored event. If he misses that, his winnings go to the winner of the dozen. No, Titus, I think you're missing it.

What's that? We went to the Tunnel of Chaos. We won all that money. It seemed like the craziest amount of money. What they didn't tell us is that they're setting up basically a trap for 50 NFL players to get drunk and gamble at the casino yeah this is how they win this is the trap they are literally this is okay I'm the last part yeah they have a pyramid scheme yeah they just got 50 people so we're not just gonna go my God. I'm not going to the beer Olympics. What are you

talking about right now? And Dana White's not going to be there. You know that's how every casino operates. I understand. If you go back, they put you in a better room. You're walking out of there with Cutco knives. Yeah. Fuck. Kate, did you ever pedal Cutco? Oh yeah. I knew it. Cutting pennies.

So we can't just get one more trip to the No. Just one more trip to the... No. Just one more. I have a feeling the cards are going to turn cold that week, last week of June. I just want one more. Oh, no. I do not plan on... Oh, they are.

I guarantee it that they will. 50 NFL players all up there? Hammered. Hmm. Oh, no. Interesting. Also, people are calling me Kim Jong-un for uh the 40-yard time and being first in the leaderboard right now yeah no because you're first also in the other

thing you made so like uh the yak gauntlet yeah oh yeah right so like you have all the facts to back up that you're just the best man and uh spoiler alert i i do win the dozen this year yeah yeah we do have the script for that beer olympics all the champs right now no you're not no you're not you're not definitely not that doesn't make you the champ that is not no are the champs no have you announced the lineup besides kelsey brothers like which comedians which we got to get everybody still confirmed also you got about we have a good we have a good uh a good amount confirmed, though. You got about three more hours on that champ shit, too. Oh, don't spoil! What?

I'm not. They're playing live. Play today. Live? No, we're not playing live, but we play today. Oh, you haven't played the game yet. We haven't played yet. Got it.

I thought it was releasing today. And how good would that feel? To beat you guys? You would go to number one, which in WWE form, become the champ. I've been there many times. It wouldn't be a big deal. Were the Vikings the Super Bowl champs when they were like 10-3 us? Yeah, but you're missing like –

No, I think that's pretty much a spot-on analogy. It's so prestigious the Frankettes said, no, we don't want to do it. We were afraid. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that is what it is. It doesn't make us not number one right now we are

the booze ponies number one in dozen alright alright they're the number one ranked team alright

someone just tweeted me also the you don't have to say ranked the bowling the bowling the bowling match when I

when I my bracket was all women that's right that's right I guess I am Tim John The bowling match when my bracket was all women. That's right. I guess I am Kim Jong-un. Listen, I said at the start of the show, besides all the bad stuff, he rocks. He's funny. Yeah.

Good golfer. And if you had that power, you'd just be like, yeah, I'm the best at everything. It's like when Putin plays plays hockey i love those clips how much like the booze kim jong-un has isn't it like 20k a month of booze yeah he's crazy you gotta get him in the olympics dude gotta get him out in vegas yeah well well june 25th on the confessional what i think we moved with him oh he's already booked in the dozen yeah it's me or kim jong-un we have nick on there that. He's already booked in the dozen? Yeah, it's me and him, Jong-un. We have Nick on there. Who's my partner in one of the confessional corners?

Is it PFT? Is PFT my partner in Bureau Olympics? Wait, I'm doing something? Since when? This is how it works. Or is it me and Dave and then PFT and someone else? I wanted you and Dave, but we... Do you feel like Dave will do it?

Not during the dozen. Wipe the dozen off right now. Yeah. Then, yeah, we would... Yeah, me and Dave. Wait, what am I doing? I think we had a PFT pair with fights. Oh, nice.

That's a good pairing. What am I doing? Confessional. Okay. With Tommy. Smokes? Yeah. No, I work alone.

You will be alone, because there will be two confessionals. I want him cut. Whoa, look at Billy's pants. Yeah, he work alone. You will be alone because there will be two confessionals. I want him cut. Whoa, look at Billy's pants. Yeah, he's wearing his camo. Oh, Billy's practicing here. Oh. I know.

We need to start. It's 1.24. Yeah, we got to end early because we got to get everything. I'm starting to feel the competitive. Oh, yeah. KB's going to win this, right? Billy, that's slow as shit. What's the wonder look looking like? It's done. I've seen all the questions, so I'll probably win Oh, yeah. KB's going to win this, right? Billy, that's slow as shit. What's the wonder look looking like?

It's done. I've seen all the questions, so I'll probably win that, too. He vetted them. Oh, no. All right. I have not seen the questions. Rent app. Today, we've got something truly special for all renters and landlords out there.

Paying rent, it's something we all have to do, and let's be honest, it can sometimes be a bit of a hassle. But what if there was a way to make it all easier, more straightforward, and even beneficial for your financial future? Introducing RentApp, the ultimate tool for renters everywhere. RentApp takes the hassle out of paying rent by depositing your payments directly into your landlord's bank account. No more trips to the ATM, no more mailing checks,

no more managing balances in multiple apps. Just simple, direct transactions that make life easier for both you and your landlord. This is crazy. So why wait? Head to the App Store, download Rent App today, and follow Rent App at Rent App on Instagram and Twitter. And for our listeners, we've got an exclusive deal. Go to rent.app.com to get $50 cash back on your first rent payment.

And if you're a landlord, go to rent.app.com to get paid on time and without hassle. Billy's warming up like an nfl player this like survey in the field before the game yeah he's um yeah i mean he's him and will have the most pressure on him yeah he's billy brought cleats yeah he did for what um i guess okay yeah the 40s if he wears the cleats in the 40, you should implement a no shoe change policy afterwards. So he has to stay in those.

Yeah. But it could fuck up the floor, the hardwood. You got to think of the floor. Well, Che, you have a lot on the line with the dash. Yeah, you do, Che. No. What was your 40? 4-4-4.

I have a two-point stance 16 years ago. You ran a 4-4?4. I have a two-point stance 16 years ago. You ran a 4-4? Yep. Isn't that when the Jets came out of the building and were like, do you want to try out? Not exactly. A couple people said that. Damn, dude.

So you'll kill this today. You should be the favorite. I was 20 pounds lighter, much younger. I hope to have a decent show Not addicted to pussy Yeah how did If pussy had calories Che would be 500 pounds

Yeah Bill you want to give us A little prep How you feeling He's juking and jiving Just talking Whatever Mike Yeah

You have a lot of pressure. People are saying you have as much pressure as Will Compton. Well, more. I'm still in my prime. He's retired. Oh, wow. Oh. No, that's, I mean.

Also, he played a decade in the NFL. You didn't. Fresh legs. They're both veterans. You're not retired? I'm not retired. Billy, are you worried at all that if you take it so seriously and then you fail, you're going to look like a very big clown?

Well, you know, I mean, that's why we're all here. Okay. But remember what happened with the basketball thing when you went and had to release footage and stuff. Are you scared about that? About what footage? Like, you had a whole escapade where you're like, I'm not bad at basketball. Look at this security footage that I found. It's going to be fun.

I mean, I, like, like, Will can attest to this. Like, back in high school, like, you go to camps every weekend and do this kind of stuff. Will? Actually, maybe you didn't do that. We're kind of the same. You were probably a higher recruit, but, like, going to these, like, camps. Probably.

Nebraska. Probably a higher recruit. Did you go to combines? Yeah, like in high school? Yeah. Okay, so, yeah. I know it's like you didn't have to combines? Yeah, like in high school? Yeah. Okay, so yeah. I know you didn't have to go. You know what I'm saying?

Some of those guys just never went to camps because they had offers no matter what. Yeah. So, yeah. It's going to be fun. I'm excited. We're in a competitive group. I feel like everybody sitting here probably went to some sport camps growing up. So, Billy.

But not like combat. Like when you do combines, run the 40, run the three cone drill. He did say combat there by accident. I said combine. I said combat. You like combat. Like when you do combines, run the 40, run the three-cone drill. He did say combat there by accident. I said combat. I'm like in a weird place where I'm leaning in. Billy, if there's one thing that you're worried about, what is it? Injury. No, one of the competitions.

Honestly, the quarterback one because there's a weird ball and it doesn't really show any quarterback skill just kind of oh that's nice get ahead of it yeah i might not throw i might not throw on the really that's just a football but i feel like the quarterback one's kind of like a wash anyway yeah like a lot of people score yeah so what are you nervous about putting up a bad number on because um it's not like probably just the 40 – Probably just the 40. Yeah. Probably just the 40. I've gained 35, 40 pounds since I ran my fastest 40. So we'll see how that affects speed.

What was your fastest 40? Look, it was one time. What was it? I ran a 487. Okay. Handheld. So Che is significantly faster than you. Che is faster than you. Prime Che is faster than Prime Billy.

Yeah, but I might be faster now. Put on a lot of muscle too. Yeah. We'll see. All right. Okay. Thank you, Billy. That Che is faster than Prime Billy. Yeah, but I might be faster now. Put on a lot of muscle, too. Yeah. We'll see. All right. Okay, thank you, Billy. That's coming up in a minute. By the way, tomorrow I think there'll be some stragglers,

so we'll get some people doing the yak gauntlet tomorrow. All right, we should probably end because we've got to get this going. We really do want to do the pro day, though, right? The Mincy pro day. Oh, yeah. We're doing that for you. That is the best thing that's happening. Mincy pro day is happening.

When Mincy gets back, we're going to run him through a Pro Day. Yeah. Because he did not participate in the Combine, so everyone can pick a challenge that they have to run him through. Any challenge. Any challenge. Marathon. Okay.

I'm going to do the shapes through the holes that are also the same shape. Oh, I like that. We're going to be here all night, boys. 60-yard shuttle. 60-yard shuttle. 60-yard shuttle? Yeah, that'd be cool. Okay. I was thinking of some kind of dunk tank.

Dunk tank. Bunchy jumping. Blocks. Stacking blocks. Just get your old autism test kit. I really want to bring that out. That was a blast testing kids. Yeah.

How long can Mincy go without talking about himself? Oh, that'll be over in seconds. Alright, yeah, so I'm Mincy Proday. Alright, let's spin the wheel. Everyone tune in. Also, quick plug, we have a show at the Laugh Factory Wednesday. Brandon hosting. Brandon, you're doing it!

He's on the graphic. They got me into it, so I'm going to do it. This Wednesday, Laugh Factory. I've written 35 minutes. Brandon is doing a special. Yep. You're going to do a split on stage, right? Yes.

All right. Yes. 35 good, hard minutes. What's your walkout song going to be? Don't know. Do I need one? Yeah. Okay.

We'll work on that, too. Yeah. Probably No Rain by Blind Melon. That's come out. Look at that. That's going to rock, Brandon. Yeah. You're going to crush it.

You're going to update your headshot. Look how young he looks. What do you mean? I don't even know young. I don't know why y'all used that one. I submitted that one. Yeah. I've got headshots out there.

You doing some crowd work, you think? I might do some crowd work. Yeah. Love that. Who here is from Chicago? Like that? Anyone fly in today anyone drinking tonight you guys on a date yeah that kind of first day i'm ready kissed yet you'll kill that uh all right so uh the second leg of the combine starts at two o'clock

tune in the finals is the wonder lick at 7 p.m tonight you're commentating this leg correct with you and then i will we're gonna do a 5k cash prize for the winner tonight oh we got clemmer warming up out there so we'll do that and we'll we'll have everyone and when will ben mince know his result when we could be at any time today right yeah i Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Look at Clemmer. That last update, it had him in jeans on? Oh, those are Adidas pants. Those are Adidas pants, yeah. Damn. He's just staying warm.

Yeah. Although, you know. Yeah, and tomorrow, I think Francis is sticking around, so we'll have some people doing gauntlet. All right, yeah, let's spin the wheel. His legs only have room for the one strike. Oh, my God. Thank you, Will. Love you boys.

Join in. Good job, Will. See you everyone tomorrow. It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah, silence, hey, for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee Swap.

It's the act. It's the act. Hey, let's have a good week, everybody. Happy birthday to Yak Gauntlet second place holder, Gia. All right, bye.