The Yak - Day 1 | Barstool Idol Presented by The Yak 6-20-22

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

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It's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Oh, boy. I'll tell you what, the guy who does the timestamp is going to be so pissed in the YouTube comments today. 350, yeah. Show start. Welcome in.

Barstool Idol presented by the Yak. It is this week. I'm so excited. We're going to eliminate someone via the wheel in the first 10 minutes. There's crazy energy going around here, the whole office right now. My tummy even is a little bit... You guys, did you guys see the contestants yet? Meet them? I did a flyby right past the door. Saw them walking by.

You can tell who chose the people. There's the ones Gaz picked. Then there's the dudes. There's ones Gaz picked, and then there's one that I picked, who's just the biggest dude possible that Hank was like, should we get this guy? I was like, yes. We all have our types.

I haven't seen any of them. We all have our types. No shame in it. Okay, so let's set the stage so everyone understands. This is how it's going to work. Today you're going to meet all 12 contestants. We are going to eliminate one of them via the wheel in the first 10 minutes. We're never going to learn their name.

They're just sent packing. Gone. See ya. Hopefully they have an unbelievable career, and also there's probably a chance that Dave's like, hey, we're going to hire that person anyway. But either way, they're gone. See ya. Hopefully they have an unbelievable career and also there's probably a chance that Dave's like, hey, we're going to hire that person anyway. But either way, they're gone. Tonight,

at 7pm on the Barstool YouTube, the main YouTube, will be the elimination ceremony. Elimination ceremony? What do you call it? Elimination... Ceremony. Ceremony? That's not right. Yeah, it's a rich word. I think you could just say there's the elimination.

The elimination. It will be ceremonial. I'll have to name it something else so the elimination works. Brandon asked us all to dress in all white. We were like, huh? And then gave us these hoods and we were like, no dude, not that type. Not that type of ceremony. It was an elimination.

So, elimination show will be 7 o'clock tonight on the Barstool Sports YouTube. We are going to eliminate two people tonight, so we'll end up with nine at the end of tonight. And then we are going to task them with something they're going to have to do all day tomorrow and basically repeat where the Yak during the day will have some type of interaction with them. And then at nighttime at 7 p.m. every single night this week, we will be eliminating a certain amount of people.

This is the most we've ever planned. Ever. Anything. We had not one but two meetings about this. Do you know how hard it is to get this room to do two meetings? One of them was after Edible Day. Yeah, that was true. When we taped it in Owen afterwards, the next day was like,

I think I talked way too much. Yeah, I hope he didn't put that out. Frank almost, or Hank almost beat Sass's ass that meeting. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Lucky you weren't here. Hank got all jumpy with me. There's been a lot of people who have done a really good job

behind the scenes for this, so we appreciate it. A lot of our video editors are going to be working really hard this week. Hank, Blatman, all these guys put it all together. Katie Stats. TJ. TJ. Everyone. Everyone has been doing a great job to make this easy for us.

So should we spin our wheel first? Can I actually tell a quick story real quick because it's been on my mind I have to tell someone? Please. I almost hit a dog driving this morning Oh jeez You didn't? Did not I actually probably saved the dog's life I was driving up

8th Avenue and a chihuahua Just ran literally in front of my car I then Reared in the middle of the street To block all the traffic And just started honking Then the dog just went down the street I was street to block all the traffic and just started honking. Then the dog just went down the street. I was going to get out and try to help it, but I was like maybe five feet away from murdering a dog this morning.

You did hit a woman that was walking and sipping wine. Yes. She had it coming. That's it. And a producer of PMT when he was running sometime. Hitting a chihuahua, though, would be best case scenario for hitting a dog. But, dude, it was... Your car.

Like, I was literally just driving my... Boom. Right in front of my car. How much more sad do you think you would be if you hit, like, a golden retriever

rather than, like, a chihuahua? I think if you hit any dog, it pretty much ruins your career. Golden retriever's jail time, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then you'd have to get out and kill it so it didn't suffer.

Even the chihuahua would suck because you're going to... I mean, you're going to crush it. Correct. I'd drive a big car, bro. Yeah? That thing would just fucking eat it up. Would you rather hit a Chihuahua

or a Golden Retriever or an Orangutan? An Orangutan's pretty much a human. Orangutan on a Golden Retriever? I don't think an Orangutan would die. I was rattled, don't kill a monkey. I was rattled, though, for a while.

I think a golden retriever could carry an orangutan. I might have seen the same dog. I saw a dog on the loose this morning, like a little, like a little, it wasn't a chihuahua, but it was chihuahua-sized. It might not have been, yeah. It might not have been exactly a chihuahua. That dog's dead now. I mean, this chihuahua is trying to kill him.

It probably was the same dog. It'll fall across the city and nobody will hit him. Yeah. Some guy tried to get it like i stopped because i was going to get out and then i saw a guy and he just it was probably the weakest effort i've ever seen someone trying to wrangle a dog he just went like and the dog just kept on running it's like what did you think was gonna happen there i feel like that's what chris pratt's doing in all these new jurassic park movies he's just like gesturing back and forth at these dinosaurs. Like they can read gestures.

I was rattled, dude. I was fucking rattled. Let's do Contestants Day 2. Yeah, let's do it. We have a good one. The fog's almost hit. Is it a worst case scenario if we get wet today? Yes.

Yeah, I figured. And I think we have to get wet too? Any of these days this week, though, because we have to be here until 9 o'clock. Correct. If they weren't allowed to get wet, they're not. They're not, but we probably would make them get wet. We'd probably make them get wet. Yeah.

It's highly encouraged. It should probably bring, after today, let's say if we get a wet wheel today, we'll get wet, they won't, but going forward, they should always bring a backup pair of clothes for the rest of the week. And they probably should have before. Swim trunks, floaties maybe. Didn't they all come here straight from the plane? They probably all have clothes.

I don't think they all came straight from the plane. I think these people have hotels for the week, which is sad. Where are they staying? Look at the energy in the lobby right now. People just kind of milling around. I think that's because they're all waiting for us to bring the contestants in. We got double security guards today. Pat and Mike are here. We are so securityed up today. I think that's because they're all waiting for us to bring the contestants. We got double security guards today. Pat and Mike are here. We are so security

up today. I love it. Interns just coming out, being thankful that they're not about to get sent. We should just send home an intern just for the shit of it. Get the fuck out of here. They're getting a little bit cocky. Okay, so should we do it? Let's spin our wheel and then let's just do it. We'll have all the contestants line up right here.

We'll watch them. We'll spin and we'll eliminate one. And they're like... I think the first eliminated right here has a better chance of getting hired than the winner of this competition. You're just trying to make them feel better. Yeah. Listen, man.

This is the best case scenario. Yes, you did fly out here and get a hotel for a week. But now you get to experience the city. How pissed is our audience going to be if one of the females gets kicked out? No, I think our audience has turned a corner. What do you mean? I think we've radicalized them. They've been more misogynistic.

They're big incels. Was the Benchpress DMX episode last week? That had to have been it. Hold on, I'm going to see. I'm going to tweet out the link. Ron, can you put up 185? I have bad elbows and shoulders. Stephen Che can't. Just so you know.

Next Monday I will. Stephen Che can't. How are you going to go from not lifting it at all? I believe him. What's your training? He's accomplished everything he's wanted. Anything in his sight, he gets. He gets it, yeah.

I can't even imagine being as mentally weak as you not being able to believe that I did that. I can't even imagine being as mentally weak as you not being able to believe that I was dead. I can't even imagine being as physically weak as you. How did you just spin that? How did you just spin that? I'm mentally weak because I don't believe in you? No, no, no. If you were me and you just were like, how can you possibly do that? Of course I'm going to do it.

But you couldn't do it Friday. You're going to do it in 10 days? Yeah, he will. He will. What's the strongest muscle in a body? I think it's the tongue. I think it's the tongue. Isn't it the brain? For me, it's the brain. Oh.

Okay, well, that was dumb. Spin our goddamn wheel. Oh, man. Okay, yeah, spin our wheel. Jesus Christ. Let's get into this idle stuff. Rough start. Oh, by the way.

Is that a double Ritz? There's a double Ritz that's been added. There's also been a monster Rip that's been added. Our guy, Messi, the glassblower, sent us a hammer bubbler, and I have it on my desk. So if you get Monster Rip, then you just got to take a Monster Rip. And I know what you boys are thinking. I do have the loud. Okay, nice.

What about the Kush? What about the Kush? I actually asked Michael there. Does Nicky have the Kush? You got the loud, but do you have the Kush? I actually have some. Does Nicky have the kush? You got the loud, but do you have the kush? We're wasting time. Okay, here we go. Because I'm nervous.

I don't really want to do this. I don't either. I will be out of commission. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. We're good. We're fine. We're fine. I want a double ritz so bad.

Wait, does KB have to make the double ritz? He has to make all of our double ritz. Oh, dude, you're going to eat something that was in his mouth? I never did it. No, KB has to make our double Ritz? He has to make all of our double Ritz. You're going to eat something that was in his mouth? I never did it. No, KB has to make our double Ritzes. He has to baby bird food out of his mouth onto a cracker and we have to eat it? Well, if it was a real double Ritz, his mom

would be chewing it, I think. That would actually be. Stop with the double Ritz. It's polarizing, wheeling West Virginia. They did an op-ed on it in the Intelligencer, everyone. I look like a disgusting buffoon. I don't support it. We will double-writ this. We have to.

We have to. No choice. Okay. All right. Let's get the contestants out here, right? Let's do it. I'm looking through the bios. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Stop. I told him to stop. You can't get attached. Don't get attached. He's naming his pig right now. Yeah, he's naming a pig. Here we go. Here we that. Stop. I told him to stop. You can't get attached. Don't get attached. He's naming his pig right now. Yeah, he's naming a pig. Here we go.

He's all in love with the phone. Okay. Coffee walk. Stand right up against the window. That's fine. You're behind the... Oh, my God. They're right here.

Where's Big Cat's choice? Wait, why are they... Hey, why are they... Why are you facing back? This way. Are they lined up? One hit her head. That's funny.

Oh, we can't really see their numbers, can we? I can see them. Fucking 10. They're in numerical order, but there's no two. This is like an old prank. Okay. Is that one too, right there in the back? Yeah, that's one of them too.

That's number 12. Oh, mullet. 11 looks emaciated. Okay, we got a little back view of them now from out in the hallway. Yeah. No, this isn't uncomfortable. No, no, no. This is making me wildly uncomfortable. I love it.

Out of body panic. I'm good. I'm good. Are they all coming in here? Are we doing a one-in-a-time? I feel their breath somehow. Yeah. I feel their breath.

Wait, so there's only 11 people right now. Yeah. That is weird. Oh, yeah, we need the 12th. Do we have a 12th? No show. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Still eliminate someone. Biggest opportunity ever, and you the 12th. Do we have a 12th? No show. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Still eliminate someone. Biggest opportunity ever, and you squander it. Do we have the 12th? Also, I want whoever's out there, when the person is safe, they can go sit over there. They can move away from there so we can get just the people remaining. This is going to suck for somebody. Oh. What the?

Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. That's big man music. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh the? Oh! It is! Yeah! My God, that's big man music. Number 12. Soffice to turn into a campus. Let's go. Number 12 has arrived.

Oh, shit. Okay, so we should go to one of the... He's already getting into beef. He's getting... Oh, he is getting into beef. He's getting into beef. He's getting into beef. Turn this way.

These aren't your friends. Let's go. Okay, turn this way. Turn this way. Can we get, Cody, can you just tell them all to turn this way? And then if their number is called, if they see their number, move away from the window. Because they're safe. Number one's got a vascular neck.

Yeah. He'll be good here. Okay. Number 12 has arrived. And so how are we doing the wheel? Is it just standard? Are they going to all stand there the whole time? No, no. Here's how it's going to work.

If their number is called, they're safe. They move away from the window. When we have three people remaining, I think we bring them into the studio. Okay. Then we eliminate one gets safe. Then there's two left, and we do best to seven. I think we bring them into the studio. Then we eliminate. One gets safe. Then there's two left and we do best to seven. I feel so bad. Best to seven elimination? I like it

more that they're not in here. I like that. They know that if their number comes up right now, they're safe. They're safe. I think there's someone out there communicating with them based off what we're saying. They can see the wheels out there with the camera. They're just schmoozing. They already have an alliance. Yeah, I like that camera. That's a great camera angle. based off what we're saying. They can see the wheels. They're just schmoozing. They already have an alliance, dude. Yeah, I like that camera.

That's a great camera angle. Brutal. Yeah, I wish we... Also a great camera. That kind of puts the spy cam to shame. Yeah, that's much better quality than I feel like we're used to. How is this possible? How do we have this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. They're all facing out, dude. I don't like... Okay. I hope no one brought any... I don't like how they're already friends. I hope no one ever... I know, I love that.

That's pissing me off a lot for some reason. I know, I love it. It's already an old day now. It's like any of them saying, hey guys, let's just have fun this week. It's like first day of summer camp. Just before we started, did anyone... Why are we doing this?

Let's start our own company. No one brought their wives or girlfriends today, right? Because... I did not. Big man is here. It doesn't matter. Hold on to your girl. Why would that matter?

No, I'm saying. Yeah, that's true. If you're sharing the same land as him, it's over. If he wants it, he can take it. They're fully aware that one of them is going home. This is what Hank got mad at me about. I've only said it like every show

for the last two months. Everyone here, all the contestants know. You are significantly more nervous than them. I just worry that like every show for the last two months. Everyone here, all the contestants know. I just worry. This is how it's going to start. You are significantly more nervous than them. I just worry that like one of them out there doesn't know. No, they all know. Wait, what?

Me? All right, here we go. Let's do it. All right, elimination. Spin the wheel. They know it's elimination, right? Yes, yes. God bless.

So the first person will be safe. They will then advance. All right, go ahead, spin. Show me two. Show me two. Six right, go ahead. Spin. Show me two. Show me two. Six is safe. You're safe. You're good.

I thought he was eliminated. They don't know yet. They don't know. Oh, my God. When do you get nervous? Now. Wait, what is he going to do? Is he number 12?

Two. He's two. Yeah, he's two. What? Walking funny. All right, here we Two. He's two. Yeah, he's two. Walking funny. All right, here we go. Let's spin it again. Interesting.

It's fine. We need to know if there's walks we can't make fun of. This is electric. Somebody's got to give us a heads up. Was there a walk? There was. I don't know. Okay.

We don't know. Spin the wheel. We have no idea. Nadeau's already texting your girl. He's not worried about two coming know. Okay. We don't know. Spin the wheel. We have no idea. Oh, Nitu's already texting your girl. He's not worried about two coming up. Seven. Wait, wait, wait. Seven.

He has a funny walk, too. Seven is safe. Seven is safe. That's the nervous walk, though. Yeah. It's like the lack of confidence walk. Can you imagine showing up for your dream job and having a wheel design? What if it comes down to three girls?

What if we just had it be reverse and Barstool Idol ended in ten minutes? And it was just one person. Yeah, dude. Who just gets the job. And they're like, amazing. Yeah. That would rule. Okay.

Wheel is just. Let's keep going. I just want to make sure he's not doing like a usual suspects thing. You know he has this walk always? No, they're not nervous now. I wouldn't be nervous right now. I'd be nervous when there's like five left. Yeah, we know your gambling brain.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, go ahead. Oh, three. Three is safe. Three is safe. In a 40s. Oh, he does a little LeBrons Oh he does a little LeBron walk

He does a little LeBron walk Okay I think maybe we should eliminate him Yeah I don't like the walks It's off that walk Just be like get the fuck out of here dude Off with the walk Off the vibes

Alright Spin it again This shit is rigged dude All the girls are still there No this is not I don't like that This shit is rigged for money Oh and the dude is safe

He's not even aware. He doesn't even know. He doesn't give a fuck. He wandered away. He doesn't care. Okay. He started spending the signing bonus already. These guys are starting to get nervous.

The dude's at home, man. He's still getting paid from his last contract. Here we go. Spin it again. Dude's just stacking contracts. I just don't want him to rip. This is everything I've ever wanted in a competition. All the dudes.

We can't do that. Well, the wheel is misogynistic. It is our wheel. I hate that. Don't worry. Don't worry. No, I don't like it. There's panic setting in.

There's panic setting in. How many people are left? Go easy, boys. The ship ain't that shaky. Yeah it There's panic setting in How many people are left? Go easy boys, the ship ain't that shaky Yeah, there's panic setting in, here we go Spin it again I hate this I love it so much, it's so fucking awkward Let's get a girl

Nine Come on Another white dude This is terrible This is worst case scenario Nine. Come on. Who's nine? Nine. Fuck. Another white dude. Oh, man. This is terrible. Dude, this is worst case scenario. Is it hilarious? I guess only one person's beaten.

Yeah, only one person's gone. Yeah, I don't know what I'm thinking. Only one person's gone. That's why I don't- Run. Tell one to get out of here. One, beat it, dude. Get off the line.

If you're out of here- Get out of here, one. One, get out of here. Scramble. Tell one to get out of here. One, get out. One and seven. Get out of here.

Round nose. I'm nearly obliged. All right. Here we go. I wouldn't mind kicking them off. seven. Get out of here. Round nose. Barely obliged. All right, here we go. I wouldn't mind kicking them off. Yeah. He's still watching. That's a girl.

Yay! We got our first girl. Dodged a bullet, boys. Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I hate this. Now they're freaking out. I mean, you have to be freaking out. Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I hate it. Now they're freaking out.

Yeah, I mean, you have to be freaking out. Now there's five left. Oh, man. Okay, here we go. Oh, boy. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Are we sure? Are we sure? We're such bad people, dude. We're so bad, dude. This is so fucked up. All right. Everybody flew for this. No, not everyone flew.

Oh, yes. Yes. And another girl. Another girl. All right. We flew for this. No, not everyone flew. Yes. And another girl. Another girl. All right, we got four left. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Uh-oh. Okay, so should I tell a quick backstory on number 11? Just because there is a backstory. I do know who he is. Yeah, give it. He was on Kirk's show, Kirk Minahan's show kirk asked me if i could get him in the competition i was like yeah of course um i i think he's a i've followed all his accounts he's a weird brain but a funny dude but he basically got kicked off kirk show because his eyes were

set on working for barstool so if he now gets eliminated after getting kicked off Kirk's show it would be an all-time moment. I'm going to cry for one of these. That would be an all-time moment. I'm just going to say it. And then you like the shape of number eight? I do like the shape of number eight. I did handpick number eight. I want eight and eleven

because I don't like how these guys all look like they're real athletic, buff dudes that we've got right now. Oh, you don't want an alpha? Yeah, we don't want an alpha? Yeah, we don't want them. They're all alphas. Why are they all alphas? Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Leaving you with the scraps. Spin it again. It's a girl. Five. Shorty. All right. Yep.

Okay. Now. All right. Let's put the height. Should we bring the three in? No, no. I think we should. We have to. That was yep. Okay, now. All right, let's put the height. Should we bring the three in? No, no. I think we should. We're bringing them in.

Three or two. Three. Oh, my God. I'm like trembling. They're hugging outside. It's like they got saved on the Titanic. By the way, two other people are being eliminated tonight, so it's also like two more people are being eliminated tonight, so it's also like... Two?

Two more people are being eliminated tonight. Alright. How's it going, guys? 11, hello to all three of you. 11, 4, 8... Should we give them mics? I'm sorry. Oh, no, we don't want to... Alright, let me take a picture. I'm sorry we... Alright. How are we feeling?

Yeah. Not good, not good. One of you guys is going to get fucked over. Pound three. I was against this. You guys knew it. You knew it. Okay.

Yeah, there we go. I don't know. 66% chance. These people. Do any of you speak a second language? It won't help or hurt. He's just fact finding right now. I think we should just spin it now. All right. So here hurt. He's just fact-finding right now. I think we should just spin it now.

All right, so here's how it's going to work. We're going to spin it one more time. That person is going to be safe and leave. And then when we have two people left, it will be a best-of series, seven-game series to see who survives. So there's a lot of spins left. All right, here we go. Out of your hands, though.

You could just know that it's the right thing to do. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's all in the wheel. The wheel is just... We can't save anybody? No. What the fuck?

The whole point... I mean, we have to... Look at A. Look how far... We're getting to one person at the end anyway. Maybe hand me the Devil Springs. We're getting to one person anyway at the end. I think he needs his Devil Springs because this shit is intense.

He's just ripping off the band-aid. The Devil Springs. I need some Ativan stat. No, you don't want that. Sass, give me a fat Xanax. You don't want Devil Springs. Oh, no. Oh, no, wheel, though. Okay. All right. All right. Don't drink it. Don't do that. Don't drink it. Don't drink it. Don't drink it.

Anyone else want to? It's terrible. No, no, no. You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. Here, just give it to us. Yeah, give us the bottle.

That was awesome. I mean, I like that. He's probably not nervous anymore because he's fucking hammered. That stuff is very strong. Okay. All right. Oh, man. Let's spin.

If the wheel is just eight, you'll be safe after that move. Oh, man. Go straight to the bathroom. Either way, he won't remember it. Here we go. Yeah. Like you all. Spin it.

Spin it. Oh, my God. Oh, look at that. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. The wheel is just. The wheel is so just. Yes. I'm going to keep it. Bad on you. Bad on you. The wheel is just. The wheel is so just. All right, Fat Idol, there we go.

He said that, not me. Oh, man, his breast stinks. Like the Venus of Willendorf. You're out there. You're out there. Oh, man. Oh, my God. All right.

This is best of seven now. Best of seven. Whoever lands on the most, whoever lands on four times is safe? Yes, the person who gets four first is safe. So whichever number it lands on four times out of these next seven spins will be safe. Chris, you have to say this is funny how this is working. Or whatever your name is. You go home, Mike.

The wheel is just. The wheel is just. Okay, here we go. So first person to four is safe. Cute couple, Loki. All right, here we go. Oh, my God. I'm trembling right now.

This is high stakes. This is high stakes. I'm an empath. All right, here we go. Spin it. Here we go, spin it. All right, one for 11. One for 11. Don't have to worry about that. One nothing for number 11.

The first to four is safe. The first to four is safe. First to four is safe. Safe. Safe. All right, it's tied up. 1-1. 1-1. For a state.

Woo-hoo. You guys went on. My heart is pounding. Call it timeout. Yeah, you both have one timeout. You both have one 30-second timeout where you can talk on the mic. You can take it whenever you want, or you can not take it. It has to be done in the middle of the wheel. It can take it whenever you want or you can not take it. You can just let the wheel be done.

It has to be done in the middle of the wheel. It can't be done after the wheel's done. Alright. Two, one to four. One for four. Two more hits for four and four is safe. Eleven needs three hits to be safe.

Brandon is perched on his seat. The contestants are shitting themselves while congratulating each other. The alpha's out there. Brandon has never been in that position. Oh my god. 2-2. It's now 3 now.

Either of you want to time out? Keep going. She's trying to get through it as fast as possible. They don't know anything yet. We don't know anything. Oh, my gosh. One more hit for 11, and four is going home. Four needs to win a row.

I need a timeout. Timeout, timeout, timeout. I need a timeout. I need a timeout. Steven, 30. I need a timeout. I'm taking my own time out. I need a time out. I need a time out. Time out. Time out. I need a time out. I need a time out. Steven, 30. I need a time out. I'm taking my own time out. Oh, my God.

I don't think a time out does. I want a time out where I can leave and be in my own room for 30 seconds. Maybe hit a meditation. You guys are both very calm. They're agreeing to split the money. Talk in the mic. I want to talk. I want to. Before we do it, talk in the mic. How are you this calm? They're agreeing to split the money. Talk in the mic. I want to talk. Before we do it, talk in the mic.

How are you this calm? Don't say your name, please. I don't know if she is. Don't say your name. Don't say your name. Who'd you vote for, though? I feel like, I don't know. It's like when an animal's about to go into slaughter.

I feel like it's very... They were petting us in the back, and now... Who was petting you? Wait, we've got gotta get them in there Okay so you need two You need your number to come up twice here Like we said I'm in the worst position

You are in the worst position But this is a much better circumstance than to get eliminated It's like less painful Well it's all Whoever gets eliminated here It'll be like what could have Well, it's your, whoever gets eliminated here, it'll be like a what could have been. It was more like, if you get eliminated tonight. This is just by chance. They don't earn their elimination.

If you don't get eliminated on basis of talent, everyone can be like, what if? If you get eliminated tonight, it's like you suck as a person and we hate you. And it could be like, this is more just like odds. I don't even know what I'm rooting for, though, because you're kind of selling me on getting eliminated. It is. There's some good silver lines.

No, they're not. They're just trying to be nice. Can we make sure that we have a clip of Sass saying that? If you get eliminated tonight, you suck as a person. I want to play that tonight when he has to eliminate someone just because that was a check you wrote for your future self. Wow, it was a joke. Are we built for this?

I love everybody. No, we're built for this. This is the wheel. This is what this show is. All right. This feels like when you're going on a roller coaster. Talk in the mic. Yeah, I like this.

It feels like when you're about to go on a roller coaster, and you're just getting, your car comes up. That's what my knees are doing right now. And you're in a good spot, Chris. I wonder who the stoolies are rooting for. You're winning right now. You are. All right, let's spin.

Chat, put in the chat four or 11. Let's spin to see if we get a game seven or we say goodbye to contestant number four. Where'd you fly from, four? I don't know. Don't say it. No, no, no, no. Don't. Don't.

It would be easier on us. You're trying to humanize them. I'm trying to backfire. All the assholes are holding up four like Brady. Just watching along. Four, four. The bar watching along. Four, four. The bar's down. Fuck, fuck.

All right, here we go. No matter what happens, we don't care about either of you. Yeah, who cares, honestly? Oh, it's a game seven. We got game seven. We got game seven. We got game seven. We got game seven.

One spin to decide who goes home and who stays. What is it? It's 3-3? 3. 3, Kyle. 3-3, Kyle. Okay, 3-3. Whoever lands on it is safe.

Do or die. Next spin, whichever one of you it lands on is safe. And if it doesn't land on you, you have to walk out the fucking door right now. Don't say anything. Don't pass go. Don't collect $200. You have to leave. But also, no one will enforce any rules, so you can do whatever.

Stick around if you want. Okay, are you guys, any last words before we spin? Can I ask one question? Yeah, of course. When, like, in the earlier episodes when Katie said, oh, we have some funny girls, and you said, it's funny how big her tits are, were you referring to me

because you saw the video? I like this! I like this. I love this. I thought it could just be coincidental, but I wasn't sure because the way he said it was very assured, so I wasn't. Owen, answer the question. Yes, that was me.

It actually wasn't your tits. It was the other girl. I think. I don't know. Katie just randomly sent an Instagram to me one morning. Alright, so that just ruined the whole competition. Give her another slice on the wheel. Owen really just put himself

in that one. I might be resigning today. We actually don't know him. I'll put Owen up there on the wheel too. Okay, are you guys ready? Are you ready? I am not concerned about my tits at all. Okay, there we go ready? Are you ready? I am not concerned about my tits at all. Okay, there we go, Chris. Hey, can we actually teach it?

For this one, can we do the four pieces each to make it a little bit more dramatic? Yeah, 30 seconds. Okay, we're going to separate the wheels so it's smaller pieces. It'll look a lot better, though. It gets 50-50. Very visually appealing. Oh, my God. I look a lot better, though. You guys get 50-50. Very visually appealing. Oh, my God. This is everything I've ever dreamed of.

If I could... We're like one step away from having the wheel decide death. Yeah, I want to play Russian Roulette. I really want to play badly, because there's no one life's on the line. I mean, futures are going to change right now. When did the wheel do this to us? Oh, man, it's the best.

Flaves to the wheel. It's sentient. My fingers are tingling right now. I feel like I'm not getting to us? Oh, man, it's the best. Flaves to the wheel. It's sentient. My fingers are tingling right now. I feel like I'm not getting good circulation. Oh, man. Everyone's saying hire four. You're not Brie, are you? No.

You have a lot of support in the comments section right now. Do I? Yes. Thanks, guys. Okay. And like I said, Chris, I gave your backstory briefly. If you lose here, would that be all-time misplay of the hands, getting kicked off Kirk's show for this?

I will have been kicked out of two studios in less than a month. It's hard to do. Two different Barstool shows. Maybe you've been kicked out of two studio apartments this month. That's right. No, no, but Chris, think about it this way. Kirk is a very forgiving guy. I'm sure you can get him back.

I think I'll just show up to the studio. The next time they, you know, just pop in my chair. It'd be great. Just be like, hey, guys, what'd I miss? So happy to see me. All right, here we go. Let's just fucking do it, guys. Let's do it. Oh, man.

And then when you get eliminated, you're just gone. Just walking off and you're gone. So whoever lands on his seat is safe Is safe all right good luck to you both I'm sorry for but you've been a little... This is the worst. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. We appreciate it.

Do I have to leave, or am I just out of the competition? Because you said you could do whatever you want. Oh, yeah, you can do whatever you want. I said that. Yeah, if you want to hang out, you can, but you're out of the competition. Fuck. I hope this doesn't make this worse, but I do find women to be funny as well.

I saw Nikki Glaser in Boston in 2015. We collectively all appreciate that. Yeah, good job, Owen. This is the most awkward thing that's ever happened. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for... You tried your hardest. You really gave it your all.

I was rooting for you. Again, it's better that you didn't get eliminated off of merit. This was just completely... Well, and if you're prophetic, you said whoever gets eliminated first becomes the next Chris Rock. I think so, and also maybe has a job here out of just pity. Who knows? All right. Thank you.

We appreciate it. We appreciate you coming in. Be safe. Wow, what a comeback for Chris. Oh, man. Chris Arndt. Wow, what a comeback for Chris. Oh, man. Oh, boy. All right, so. I'll never recover. She handled it way better than I.

She handled it like a pro. I want her to leave, though. Yeah. Yeah, kind of. I don't want to make eye contact. I'm never going to recover from the last 30 seconds. Okay, so. All right.

Look at what we kept. Oh. Chris. Oh. So many people on the show pissed I'm sorry I'm so upset On your success Yeah I'm used to that I love this guy So Chris now what we're going to do

Let's just take a beat Let's just collect our thoughts Stas is just staring at his phone I can't Is that a mistake? No, stop. Everyone needs to stop. Sorry. This is where the

backbone of the Yak, Ronan and myself need to stand strong and lift you guys up and be like, this is what we do. She wasn't going to win anyway. This is what we do. Most of them aren't going to win. 11 of them are not going to win The wheel is just

This is not like she's just eliminated and everyone else gets a job 11 of them are not going to win this competition Only one is So just remember that And judging by her accent she did not fly here Yeah that's true Good point Great point

She is just staying isn't she I know that's what I'm saying I said it no one is going to enforce any. Is someone going to go talk to her? No, I said it. I said it. No one's going to enforce any rules. Is anyone going to kick her out forcefully? Yeah, but why were you? Oh, no.

I don't want to see her. Her name's Bri? Ew, dude. Oh, it was Bri. She's got a guy's name. It's LA-based. Fuck. It was Bri.

First base for the... She's really far. Call her a bone. Put her in the... Wait, where'd she come from? There you go. She's leaving now. She's leaving now.

LA. No. Why did we do this? Why did we do this? It's fine. It's fine. Backbone of the act. She's leaving now. She's leaving now. LA. No. Why did we do this? Why did we do this? It's fine. It's fine. Backbone of the act. Yeah, I know.

Hey, so stop. Everyone stop. All right. Yes, welcome. We're good. All right, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to introduce everybody. No, no, no.

We're going to introduce every candidate. Yeah, Chris, go take a beat and tell everyone number-wise, so 1 through 11. So we'll talk to you at the end. Have one come in, and we'll start introducing the candidates. I'm resigning. She can have my seat. Okay, so here's how it's going to work for the rest of the show. We're going to talk to each candidate.

We're going to get their backstory or whatever. Then we're going to task them with what they have to do tonight. So tonight in the elimination ceremony each candidate will have three minutes to present whatever they want. It could be stand up it could be telling a story, it could be doing a video. It doesn't have to be live. Whatever they want to do. It can't be something they

already recorded but whatever they want to do between now and 7pm they have that time to come up with something to impress us and then tonight we will vote two that time to come up with something to impress us. And then tonight we will vote two more people off, leaving us with nine going into Wednesday. All right. So where will they be stationed in the meantime? Gambling Cave.

Gambling Cave. Gambling Cave. So that is how it's going to work. But let's get their backstories real quick, talk to each one of them, and then we'll send them on their way. Right. That was awesome. Love you guys. That was awesome, Roan. Right. That was awesome. Love you guys.

That was awesome, Roan. Yeah, that was awesome. That was just intense. Everything about that was awesome. You want number one? And I was being a pussy, but that's my character I play on this show. Yeah, yeah.

It was actually a hardened badass. Yeah, right. Dude, season nine, you should be, like, cool. You should, yeah, go back to your real fuckstick ways. Oh, my God. Number one. All right, number one. Hey, y'all. Heystick ways. Oh, my God. Number one. All right, number one. Hey, y'all.

Hey. Uh-oh, handsome Seth. All right, I'm just going to... What's up, brother? How are you, brother? John, right? John Rich. John Rich TV.

John Rich TV. He writes the... What channel? Oh, this is the Jeopardy guy. Oh, no way. Yeah. And we love you. We know you from your blog, I Hugged Nick.

That was probably my most popular blog, yes. Okay. I bumped him to it at a bar and he hugged me. Now, is John Rich a fake name? No, that's real. That's pretty cool. Real name. That's pretty cool.

John Rich. It's kind of a porn star name. It is. Oh, my God, it is. Yeah, it's also a country singer and kind of an asshole. Although it would be opposite, Rich John. What do you think? He's an asshole.

You disagree with this? Billy Rappers. And he also never – I've been trying to make contact with him for so long. You'd think he'd acknowledge a fellow John Rich like one time. Yeah, at least once. I don't know. There's a – John Rich is a cool name. We've got a band together, Brandon.

Now, you have the most vascular neck out of all the contestants. Do you think that will separate you? I hope so. Probably will. All right, so John Rich, I like the bowling green shirt, a little Maction. Sir. Is that where you went?

Yeah, I did. Okay, love it, love it. So welcome to the competition. You are now tasked with coming up with something for tonight, three minutes. You have three minutes tonight to impress us. What do you do? What are you good at?

Like where do you see yourself fitting in at barstool? Number one thing I do is write. I love to write. I'm pretty confident that, you know, I'm good enough to write blogs that are funny and people are really going to enjoy. I've only recently started making videos trying to figure some, you know, like editing out, trying to figure out how to write a script. And I've made a couple good ones. So, we'll see. I'm maybe trying to do a little bit.

I don't know if I can do both. Well, you can write. Yeah, you can write a blog tonight. Absolutely, yeah. Tonight's competition is really just find three minutes to make yourself memorable enough that you stick around. Your best skill set, I think, should be the play there. Correct. Okay, so yeah, you have three minutes tonight.

We will see you tonight. Congratulations on surviving the reveal. What's your max bench? I think, what's 245? 225, like 225. 135? No, like on each side. I think I can do 225.

I will test that later. Okay, John Rich, good luck tonight. He tediously went through Yak history and lore to write The Jeopardy. I expected you to be a lot more grotesque. Yeah, no. This is good for all of us. Shout out to us. Yes.

He should have been the biggest cretin of all time. You shouldn't be able to see Yak fans' jaws. I think you're wrong about Yak fans, man. I think we're out here. Yeah. I think we're out here. Yeah, we're out here. We are.

We are out here. All right. Thank you, John Rich. Thank you, John. Bring in number two. We are out here. Thank you, John Rich. Thank you, John. Bring in number two. John Rich is a classic name where you have to say the first and last name. All the time. I had a friend, John Paul.

Oh, yeah. Does John Rich have a video? Yeah, you want to watch it? Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. Let's watch John Rich's video real quick. Let's not watch it. Uh-oh.

One sec. One sec. One sec. Sorry. I mean number two. Number two. One sec. I'll come get you.

I don't know number two yet. All right. This is John Rich's video. So, yeah, we'll start doing it. We'll play. My name is John Rich. Three months ago, I was wearing my chain, working from home. Instead of actually working, I recycled a bunch of jokes the Yak had already made, put them onto a Jeopardy board, and sent it into the show.

Then something pretty cool happened nice house I got something for stalling yeah yeah yeah we're not stalling we're not stalling hey wait a minute we were stalling we are annoying

super have you looked have you looked oh How have you looked? Oh, shit. Damn, Nicky. A few minutes later. Long cranberry. Seinfeld.

Signed Fetch. What is Fuck FM? This is fun and making me feel happy. Shout out John Rich TV. He's got us good. Yeah, he did. That was impressive. Yes. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Credit to Yeah, he did. That was impressive. Yes.

Absolutely. Oh, wow. Credit to me, I guess. That was the best thing anyone's ever said. He's front line to the idol. I can't promise him a job. I keep on thinking you guys are talking. Very confused. After that, I quit my job. Oh, no. Oh, no. John Rich. Sold my car. No. John Rich.

Sold my dog. No. It's a dog. Oh, John Rich. Sold my car. No. Oh, John Rich. Come on. Oh, no. Sold my dog. No. No. It's a dog. It's a dog. The dog almost hit. And spent all my time preparing for Idol.

Oh, no, John Rich. Oh, I love this. What's he doing? I made another Jeopardy. Thank God we didn't play these videos before the wheel. I wrote some more blogs. Trevor Penning, wow And I did what I imagine All Barstool Sports employees do

Nice, that's true That's a day in the life of Glenny Balls Oh yeah Look at that That was funny That was awesome Oh yeah Oh man That was funny. That was fucking funny. That was awesome. Oh, yeah.

No way. No. Oh, man. This guy rules. Oh, man. John Rich is pretty fucking funny. Oh, he's wet. He's getting wet. Oh, yeah.

He's getting wet. Good video. Yeah, very good video, John Rich. Good editing, too. Very good video. Oh, man. Okay. That was good. Oh, man. Okay. That was good.

Should we watch the Eliminatees video? Oh, KB, you are so tied to this girl that we don't. I've already forgotten her. See what we missed out on. Oh, no. We agreed that we're not going to. No. Stop it.

Stop it. Jesus. You stop it. That was funny. The Dave Loftus fastball thing was really funny. All right, number two. Let's play the video of number two. Wait, wait, don't do it yet.

I don't want them in here when they have the video. Play number two. Video beforehand. Yeah, number two's video. We don't know who he is. He's just playing a video that Dave made. That's hilarious. That's his video submission.

Oh, Jeff, they do. Okay. Who the fuck is Rico? Anybody know? This is really good editing. I wonder who made this. He made this? Yeah, how did he get into the office?

Who the fuck is he? He don't want to fucking face me. That's what he wanted to do. He is in a room right now. Come the fuck out, you bitch. Come out. You won't, though. Motherfucker.

Soft-ass pussy. How you about to fucking lock the door? He's going to help him. Big time. What are you fucking talking about? I want to know why he said that. I can't answer that. Rico, you he said that. I can't answer that. Rico, you can answer it.

He won't answer it. He's too much of a fucking pussy to answer it. He'll run out of the fucking room. That's what he does. He's a fucking bitch. I really like Ole Miss. Mine is 9. I bet it at 8.5, but I'll bet it at 9.

Anything under 10, I'm very in on. Oh, there it is. it at eight and a half but i'll bet it at nine anything under 10 i'm very in on there it is because i had the number one college basketball expert waiting in the wings. Speaking of that, Iowa. I like how the music's like a highlight tape. It's a mix tape. Nice little lo-fi beat. I didn't see that.

Iowa up 18 and a half. What did I tell you? The kid said he liked Iowa, Dave. He's better than the other college guy. Marty, name the player on your jacket right now. Can you name anyone on your deck? All right, let's go. That's a video we've seen.

All right. He's just texting. Number two. All right, here he is, contestant number two. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? What's going on? How you doing?

Looking good. Same to you guys. Good to see you all. Congrats on making it past the wheel. The wheel is. You talk out of your cock? Oh, yeah. The wheel is just.

The wheel is just. So, Jeff. Yeah. Tonight, elimination ceremony at 7pm. You have to come up with the three minutes to present to us whatever you want. I'll do it now. No, whatever you want. That's not how it works.

Whatever you want. It could be comedy. It could be a blog. It could be a video that you have to tape tonight. You know, in the afternoon. Whatever you want. Three minutes tonight and then we're eliminating two people tonight. Got it? How is it being back?

It's always good coming here. It's a beautiful day out, and I came here giving the number two card. Not really sure why. It should have been number fucking one. Well, it was random. It's good to be back. It was random. Now, Nadeau, if you're here the whole week, that means my broad,

I currently send her out of Manhattan. She's done. She's already at my apartment god damn it it's curtains oh my broad his too oh no oh sorry bro yeah come on you can do about it i noticed everybody out there is talking to each other and being collegial and nice and you were hanging out by yourself in the back. Yeah, these people ain't my friends. Yeah, they're your competition. That's smart. Listen, I'm not worried about these people.

I don't need to know them. Clemmer, it's a shame about what happened with him, but. Oh, he's here. He's fine. He's fine. Yeah, but it sucked that he had to deal with that. Wow. He survived.

Yeah. All right, so Jeff, we'll see you at 7 p.m. tonight. Sounds good, guys. All right, great. Yeah, welcome back, brother. All right, let's play number three. Koo Gene p.m. tonight. Sounds good, guys. All right, great. Yeah, welcome back, brother. All right, let's play number three. Koo Gene. What do you keep standing up for?

To go get him. I don't know why I'm... I don't know. Not yet, not yet, not yet. Have logs. Close the door, yeah. Yeah, who is number three? I'm going to watch three's video.

Who is number three? She's out. I guess that big dude. She's out. She's leaving? She left. Okay. Ooh, purse.

All right, damn it. Hate to see her go, but I'd love to watch her leave. I know that this sounds crazy, but it is actually weirdly better if you get eliminated and it has nothing to do with who you are. Nobody remembers the Bucky Covingtons of the world. They remember Chris Daughtry. Yeah. Well, he got eliminated later than Bucky.

Oh, this is bad. Who's number three? Who's number three? Who's number three? Let's keep it moving. Three. Who's number three? Who's number three? Who's number three? Let's keep it moving. Three. Who's number three? Play the video, though, right?

The video. Lee. Get Lee in here. I think it's Zach. Zach is number three. Why do we keep on switching the order? Lee, get Lee in here. How do we not have the names and numbers?

They turned it around. Lee, I need you to help direct traffic. So we're going through the contestants. We're playing number three. We need to know who three is. As soon as this video's done, bring them in. And then we're going to do number four. Alright? Alright. Alright, play this video. Do we know? Here we go.

Lee's on top of it. One to ten, how horny are we feeling right now? Ten. 11.5. Can we go for 12? We can, dude. Are you horny? Always. This is just a horny city and I'm here to protect it. What's up, bitches? How horny are you right now? Oh, cool. Maybe we don't play this video. Oh, 36 years old and I am a hundred percent blind. Dr. Kaminsky told me he has these glasses that can

give me back my eyesight. I've got to give it a chance. I don't want him watching us. I know. Has she reached Uber yet? Oh no. He's looking to see if we're laughing

and no one's laughing I don't Yeah he shouldn't be there No yeah Tell Lee to move him out of the airplane Heads up play using Edward Sharp And the magnetic zeros That's true

That is a nice touch Oh yeah Wrinkle Easter egg Alright let's just get Lee in here I mean uh Zach Zach

You wanna keep watching Have you ever eaten ass before Is that one of the other guys That he's talking to What did it taste like? Strawberries. My kink is liberal men who look like Republicans. I will not be elaborating at this time.

What's happening? That was cool. I'm gay. Scale of one to ten. That was good. That was funny. There we go. I'm very, very, very ony.

That's what I'm saying, buddy. Let's get it. Yeah. There we go. That was funny. I'm very, very, very oniii. That's what I'm saying, buddy. Let's get it. Yeah! Drunken Lee is our new meal delivery service. We send a specialized box of... Here's a buffet of bits. He's got a bunch of bits lined up.

...when you get home. Absolutely shithouse. I got cigarettes. Hey, cocaine! Let's send him in. Oh! Yeah, let's do it. Let's send him in.

Let's send the video. Let's send him in. Lee. Zach. Zach. Zach. Let's send the video. Let's send him in. Lee. Zach. Zach. Why do I keep saying Lee? Because Lee is the one that's giving him. Zach, what's up, brother?

Hey, welcome. Nice to meet you, Zach. Nice to meet everybody. All right, congratulations on surviving the wheel. Yeah. You want to tell us a little about yourself real quick? Yeah, I'm 31 years old. My name is Zach.

I'm from Nashville. Video creator. Do stand-up on the side as well. Yeah, just horny Batman, I guess, kind of. You guys saw that. That's kind of been my bread and butter, kind of. So, yeah, that's pretty much it about me. Okay, so, Zach, here's how it's going to work.

Where are you guys seeing Zach on the third to last page? Here's how it's going to work. Where are you guys seeing Zach on the third to last page? Here's how it's going to work. Three minutes tonight, you're going to present for us. It has to be something new. It can't be old videos. You can do comedy. You can tell us a story. You can do literally anything.

We're going to eliminate two people tonight. You have three minutes to impress us. Okay. So from now until 7 p.m. tonight, work on that. And congrats on surviving the wheel, and we'll see you tonight. Thank you, guys. Nice to meet you. All right, let's play number four.

Who's number four, Lee? Number four was eliminated. Oh, so five. Five, yep, four. Sorry, forgot about four. Find five's name so we can. What's five's name? I think it's her.

Marcy. Marcy. Marcy. Okay, Marcy. Yeah, we were quick with. Okay, here's Marcy's video. What's Five's name? I think it's her. Marcy. Marcy. Marcy. Okay. Marcy. Yeah, we were quick with... Okay, here's Marcy's video. What's his name? Zach.

From Michigan, specifically the most boring town in America. And ever since I was little, I've known I was made for something much bigger than just this small town. Hi, my name is Marcy. I just miss it. I don't like it because I'm going to L.A. just a small town. I currently have almost 300,000

followers on TikTok and I've earned myself a well-known title around my community. I currently attend State University. Happy St. It's funny that they put that on the news. Happy St. Patrick's Day. And I'm minoring in... Well, I don't even know what I might know. I'm majoring in communications

with a minor in public relations. Some of my followers think I'm strictly a partier. So you said a major in public relations or? Communication. Communication. Okay, and a lot of copyright music. Quick on the volume, TJ. Good work.

I also have a part-time internship under Eric Thomas. He's also one of the best musicians in the world. I curate presentations and slide decks for him to speak to big companies around the world on. And I've been asked to speak on podcasts with him. And I just continue to learn under him on a day-to-day basis. I am also a vice-ray for Barstool MSU. My party tricks are shooting hoops. Oh, we'll find out tomorrow on that one.

Yeah, we'll see. Oklahoma drill against competition. Oh. Who won? Oh, shit. Was that gas? All that golf putting. Oh, oh, oh.

That was a bomb. That was a bomb. That was a bomb. Marcy. That was a bomb. That was a bomb. That was a bomb. Marcy. That was a bomb. At Barstool, I would continue to make the content that I'm already making, such as my lifestyle, college life, stuff like that, because that is doing very well.

Another idea I had was to start a podcast of my own and my own college experiences, and then I would quote friends, strangers, whoever, athletes, non-athletes, people in sororities, people in frats, ask them about their experiences, their stories. And two other ideas I had was to potentially increase the female following overall by introducing a women's sports podcast, just strictly talking about women in sports. And also, I want to start a college basketball show. I know you guys have a college football show, but college basketball really is my passion. Oh, man. Wait, if her and that dude did a college basketball show.

All right, let's bring in Marcy. Let's bring in Marcy. Marcy to Madison Square. Look at that. All right, Marcy. She also has 260,000 followers on TikTok. All right, Marcy. Sorry, you might have to raise that.

Oh, yeah, let me. Zing. All right, Marcy. We, you might have to raise that. Oh, yeah, let me. Zing. All right, Marcy. We're just going to hold it. Here we go. Oh, rolling the room, yeah. Welcome, Marcy, to the competition. We just watched your video.

I don't know what else to say. I have a question. How do you think that you're going to differentiate yourself from all the dudes out there? That's a good question. I think that I have a little bit of charm in me. You know, I'm very personable. I can kind of appeal to a lot of different crowds. I am younger, which is kind of a good thing, I think, because I'm at a point in my life where I'm experiencing a lot of different things that everyone else out there is. I mean,

they're post-grad. I'm like fresh in college. I'm doing a lot of fun things all the time. I mean, I'm like going to the best school in the country, obviously, in my opinion, totally biased to that. You know, just having such a great time. So I think I have a lot to speak on with my college experience and stuff like that. I also think that just generally I can appeal, you know, to my crowds, like my followers are my age people. And I think that if I were to work here, I can appeal to those younger crowds. And yeah, there is a charm to like not having life experience. I think people may gravitate to it. Are you prepared or willing to drop out of college

for this job? I think, well, I always want a degree. I feel like I'm going to get my degree no matter what, whether that's online. But I think if it comes to it, I think I would definitely... Every girl dreams of that special day they get their degree.

I want my education. I want my college education. What girl dreams of that special day they get their degree. Right. I want my education. I want my college education. What happens if you win this competition then? All right. Then we go from there. I feel like I just kind of see what you guys want me to do here. Go from there.

Evaluate. And I'm going to get my degree no matter what, like I said. I'll work my butt off to do whatever I need to do to get there. I think I want to give her a college basketball podcast now. Yeah. Yeah. We need one desperately. I need it like that get there. I think I want to give her a college basketball podcast now. Yeah. Yeah. We need one desperately. I need it like that.

Okay, go ahead. Yeah, so No, no. I was just going to give her marching orders. No, no, no. That's good. That's good. Do you have a high following? Is it a lot of weed content? What was that? You say, I have a high following on TikTok. Is it large?

Oh, yeah. High like a number. Number. 460,000. All my followers smoke weed. No. It's up. Probably do. You got a blaze to follow.

So, Marcy, you have now until 7 p.m. tonight, you have to come up with three minutes to prepare for us. We're going to eliminate two people tonight. It can be whatever you want. Tell a story, jokes, comedy, write a blog. Do a video. It can be pre-recorded. You can record it.

It can't be something you've already done, but it has to be something you've done this afternoon. But whatever you want, three minutes, and then we're going to eliminate two people tonight. Okay, so do I have to do it in the office? Whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. I'm on my own? You're on your own. Let's go.

All right. Awesome. See you tonight, Marcy. Excited. Thank you, guys. We're up to number six. We've got to figure out who number six is. Lee, who's go. All right. Awesome. See you tonight, Marcy. Excited. Thank you, guys. We're up to number six. We've got to figure out who number six is.

Lee, who's number six? Lee. Ali. Ali's number six. Ali. All right. Let's play her video. Ali. Ali.

Ali. Play his video. Just stand there and hold it for the rest of the contestants. Here, I'll hold it. Wait, so Bri is a girl and Ali is a... Well, no, we don't know. He is gone. I made some comments about Jewish people earlier that I am truly, truly sorry for.

I consider myself a man of faith. And that person who said those things five minutes ago just isn't the person who I am. And a liner to left field this baby is back boy this offense is really coming together isn't the person who I am now is he doing everything I hope you'll forgive me we'll be back Emotions always play. The special effects background of the last one was pretty good. Good special effects. It's a Bruckheimer joint.

This is kind of a spoiler, though. I didn't know this part happened in this movie. Cuisine. Just got done eating a Hot Pocket. That's actually a pretty good impression. That's good. Yeah. My sister, or am I?

Got some diarrhea. You can catch that on my OnlyFans. Cuisine out. Oh now Oh yeah he's good at No he's Good at putting himself in places I mean that's pretty good Okay let's bring him in By the way we should just I mean it that's pretty good. Yeah. Okay, let's bring him in. Let's bring him in.

By the way, we should just, I mean, it goes without saying, but all these people putting themselves out there like this is fucking. It's, yeah. Like, I would never. It's very impressive. If I were in Barstool Idol, I wouldn't get a job. I wouldn't either. Not in chance. No, definitely not.

It's pretty incredible that they're all. Yeah, none of us. Rowan would be here. Taking risks. Yeah, taking these risks. None of us four would. I couldn't imagine what I wouldn't perform. I wouldn't have would be here. Taking risks. Yeah, taking these risks. None of us four would. I couldn't imagine what I would perform. I wouldn't have anything.

Nothing. Honestly, you guys hiring me just kind of guessed. All right. Ali. How's it going? How we doing? Hey, man. What's up, guys?

How we feeling? Feeling good. All right. So tell us a little about yourself. All right. My name's Ali. I'm from the Tampa Bay area. I am Middle Eastern.

Uh-oh. No, he's saying uh-oh to Tampa Bay. He's saying uh-oh to Tampa Bay. Jesus, Dan. That was poorly timed. You did. That was poorly timed. What do you have against him?

He's saying uh-oh to Tampa Bay. Are you a Bucs fan? I am a huge Bucs fan. We need Bucs fans in this house. Wow. Oh, you got the shirt. Yes, sir. We only allow minorities if they huge Bucs fan. We need Bucs fans. Yes. Wow. Oh, you got the shirt. Yes, sir. We only allow minorities if they're Bucs fans. What do you think the biggest need

for the Bucs is right now? Right now, I believe we need a quarterback for next year. Oh! For this coming season? Next year. I can't hear you. Next year. Next year, Steven. Not this season. Okay. Are you familiar with Steven Che?

Actually, just recently, I looked him up because he looked like my doppelganger, and he was wearing Bucks gears. So we might need to fight to the death. I have to. I don't mind. Better do it before next Monday. Oh, he had big arms. How much do you bench?

I can do 185, I think. Oh, shit. I've been watching, guys. Okay. Interesting. Next Monday. A million views on the Zebra Corner. Wait, is that a views or subscribers?

I have over a million subscribers. Oh, wow. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay. And they're probably supportive of you? No.

Oh. No. They actually really hate me all right but they like your content yeah wait are you is that a group zebra corner it's me and my buddy dave he's famous for playing the mock character uh jd power chevy mac boston and that's when i first wanted to hook up with barstool because i was like perfect barstool mock from boston it's it's it's love man okay and that's that's impressive man one point damn why do you want this job yeah i know they're youtube kills you that's great mock gets recognized i don't get shit man okay okay i want some reach

i feel like my content i can elevate barstool um any here, like you saw the green screen shit. I can put myself in anything. I can put you guys in anything. I can make great content. Are you editing your own work? Yes. All right. Okay.

I film, edit, and I write everything. All right. So, Ali, tonight you have three minutes that you're going to present to us at 7 p.m. So you have the next for the rest of the afternoon to come up with. It could be a video. It could be you doing jokes, it could be anything. Literally anything. It has to be recorded in this afternoon. So it doesn't have to be a video, but you can't use old stuff.

And you've got to impress us tonight, and we're voting two people off. Awesome. Okay? Sounds good, man. All right, thank you, Ali. No copyrighted music. No copyrighted music. Nope, no copyright.

Okay. Do we know who seven is? Seven. You can hand the mic to Owen. Seven is who? Bring the headphones with you. Joey Joy. All right, let's play Joey Joy's video.

You just give the mic to Owen. I don't know. He doesn't. Owen's over here. You can give it to him, yeah. That's Owen. Thank you. Hey, Joey Joy.

All right. Joey Joy. The game plan is me. I'm here to shake things up a little bit. This is when Joey was here. Isn't it Joey Joy The game plan is I'm here to shake things up a little bit This is when Joey was here Isn't it Joey Joe? That's his last name Joey is my last name

Joey Joe from Too Hot to Handle No, Joey Joy And, you know, just a generally more interesting one to talk to, okay? Welcome back to the show, Joey Joy Joey Joy, what's up, ladies and gentlemen? Joey does appear Alright, so we got his name out of the way. No, we didn't.

Dude, if he just does Joey Joy content, he'd be a superstar. By the way, TJ, for people who are watching at home, the reason why TJ keeps turning down the volume is because of copyrighted music. He's not doing that just because. Fuck with you, yeah. Well, he's been licked by Tana Mongeau. Okay. Okay, Joey Joy.

I got his vibe. Let's get him in here. Joey Joy. I got his vibe. He's hot. The essence of that is that he is Joey Joy. He's indeed Joey Joy. He's over there licking people.

Joey Joy? Get in here. Joey. All right, here he is. What up, Joey Joy? What's your name again? I. Joey. All right, here he is. What up, Joey Joy? What's your name again? I'm Joey. Joey what?

Joy is my last name. Oh, Joy. Joey. All right, tell us a little about yourself, Joey Joy. I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Okay. Where are you from in this United States of America? Are you from Pittsburgh?

No, no, no. Usually dicks go in the mouth. It's an inside joke. Oh, usually dicks go in the mouth halfway through the word Pittsburgh. It's an intro of a porn, a very niche porn. Is it? I'm from Pittsburgh. That's one of those inside jokes

that's only for us. Like the back, like, black, but casting catch, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually very similar. What kind of shit do you make, though? So I was on a reality show on Netflix called Too Hot to Handle.

It's like a dating, corny, like, I actually wouldn't expect any definitely not the demographic to watch that. We've all seen it. What kind of shit do you think though? Have you seen it? What'd you think? Brandon, answer him. I thought it was pretty good. It wasn't bad. I liked episode four the best.

If I may interject, Brandon's belittling you right now. I'm not belittling him at all. Brandon's an asshole. It's really fucked up. Unleash the clip on all. That's fucked up. Brandon's an asshole. It's really fucked up. Yeah, no. Unleash the clip on him. That's Brandon. Yeah.

Back to Roan's question. We don't like Brandon. No, we don't. Here we go. I like Joey Joy. Fast learner. Yeah, yeah. What kind of shit?

We're going to put Brandon on the wheel next. Yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah. Roan, run that back. Roan? What kind of shit do you make? So Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, like 80% thirst trap shit. Okay.

It comes with the territory. I do get a lot of shit for it. The territory of what? Being of reality. Okay. TV personality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a dating show. What do you want to do, though, at Barstool?

How would you pivot into making that Barstool content? Yeah, so honestly, I think I'm in a lot. I'm in a very different situation than a lot of other contestants here because I have somewhat of a following. The last guy had 1.2 million subscribers on YouTube. No, that's not true though because listen to this. Tell me if you ever thought about it like this. So if you build up a following organically, right? That's find what works like tiktok say you do whatever cooking works and then you

just cook cook cook until you get a huge following whereas like i had 2 000 followers on instagram before the tv show and i wasn't like a content creator you know and then you go on one show and then you're thrown in like into this uh you get this. And then the job is figuring out what to do with capturing this audience and make it a career-long thing. Because I went to college, but I'll do anything not to sit in an office. What would you do to get even hotter than you are now? You already have the pants with the weird pockets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like a hot guy. You're hot enough to handle. You're not quite too hot to handle right now. I don't think you know me well enough yet. Okay. Well, we'll get to you. Okay. All right.

So tonight you have to present us three minutes of whatever you got. Whatever you got, three minutes tonight at the elimination ceremony. We're voting off two people. What does that mean? You have to just figure out how to be compelling in three minutes to us. You can do a video or you can do a – Oh, like film a video? You can pre-make a video.

You can be live. You can do video. You can write something. You Oh, like film a video? You can pre-make a video. You can be live. You can do video. You can write something. You have three minutes. It can be whatever you want. You can pop the top and stand there. What? What's your name?

Harry. Little Sasquatch. Little Sasquatch. Little Sas. Yes. Wow. I don't know if I met you or not. I don't know if I met you.

Do you like him? No, you guys feed me, don't you? What? You do know him. No, I don't. Oh. You know him? Well, I auditioned for his do know him. No, I don't. Oh. You know him. Well, I auditioned for him.

Your cabin? But I didn't get it. Oh, so I got the spot ahead of you. Yeah, pretty much. Oh, man. Probably pretty far ahead. That's not beef, though, right? No, no, no.

It was out of respect. Your beef is with Brandon only. Yeah. I see from Brandon. Sass is me. All right, Joey. Good luck tonight. We'll see you tonight, all right?

All right. Nice to meet you. All right. Catch you, man. All right. What number are we at? Eight? Seven. Seven? All right. Let's get seven tonight. We'll see you tonight, all right? All right, nice to meet you. All right, catch you, man. All right, what number are we at? Eight? Seven. Seven?

All right, let's get seven. Let's do the video. Let's get eight. Oh, you're seven? Oh, that's eight, eight, eight, eight. Let's keep it rolling. Are y'all nervous? He's not going to do anything.

Dude, he didn't answer your question. I don't know. Seems like a nice guy. Not really. Oh, man. This is going to be tough. This is interesting. He was the big guy, right?

Never been in a pizza hut. Oh, yeah. Actually, you know what? I don't know. Is he wearing a Pizza Hut Iraq hat? Oh, my God. I can be bought. That rules.

Barstool Sports, listen. I want to keep this short and sweet, all right? Am I wearing a Pizza Hut Iraq racket yes i am i bought this for 12 and 48 cents on ebay you know why just to make the passerby laugh just make the passerby go is that a fucking pizza hut i racket yes it is cocksucker and you know what i just want you to giggle that's all i want i want people look at me and fucking giggle that's all i'm good for in this world that's's why I'm here. What else am I here for? To take up a spare, spare? Take up spare?

Take up space and air? I can't even talk right now. This is probably the opportune of my life, and I'm just fucking it up. Okay, look. This is a fun fact about me. I bought, when Four Loko went out of business, I bought three cases. You know why? Because I'm a fucking jerk off.

But listen, I have five left and I can sell them for a pretty penny, hopefully. Maybe. I don't know. I drank one about two years ago. It was rusty. I still got drunk off it. I'm going to be honest with you. You guys shouldn't hire me. I'm not an idol. No, Marty Mush is fucking

handsome. I look like two thumbs had sex. I look like a third thumb, okay? Look at... Look like dog shit. All right, let's get him in here. Let's get him in here. All right, yep.

Let's get him in here. This is Luke Manley. He's got 56,000 followers on Instagram. Pretty good. All right, Luke, tell us a little about yourself. Welcome. How are you guys? What's going on?

How's it going, brother? Are you nervous about the wheel? Oh, my God. That was pretty close. I got a mitt to my mouth like a jerk. I'm sorry. No, you're fine. I mean, you're probably pretty drunk.

You get a garage? Yeah, you're probably wasted. Garbage? He said garage. Just throw it on the floor. Another office you belong in. Here, I got it. I got it.

Put it in my pump. Put it in my pump. Put it right into my pump. Don't do it. There it is. Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. Sam. You're out of here. I'm sorry. Pull up my pump. No, no, no. Put it right into my pump. Don't do it. There it is. Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it.

Sam. You're out of here. I'm sorry. All right, Luke. I don't even, I mean, I got the gist of you. I like you. Thank you, man. Yeah, the Pizza Hut Iraq hat was for me.

Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Ten bucks on eBay. Yeah. I thought it was $48. $48. No, no. You know what?

It varies. To be honest with you, it's probably $16. Okay. I always go like $4 less. I said less to make it better, you know? Yeah, yeah. It was cheap. No, no. You know what? It varies. To be honest with you, it's probably $16. Okay. I always go like $4 less. I said less to make it better, you know? Yeah, yeah. It was cheap. It was cheap.

Pathological lie. It was cheap. What do you see yourself doing here at Barstool if we hired you? So basically sports, the only things that I'm good at in my entire life is sports and making people giggle. That's it. That's it. So, I mean, that's it. Okay. I's it. So, I mean, that's it.

Okay. I'm sorry. By the way, happy Father's Day to all the fathers here. Thank you very much. Luke, thank you, Luke. Honey points, baby. Honey points. All right, so, Luke, you have tonight, 7 p.m.,

you have to present three minutes to us. Okay. Whatever you want to present, it has to be fresh stuff. It can't be old tape stuff. You can make a video. Whatever you want to do, three minutes to impress us. Two people are getting eliminated tonight. Damn, okay.

Okay? Luke, you do stand-up? I've done it one time. Oh, okay. There we go. And it was fucking great, though. I was very nervous like I am right now. It sucks.

If I'm not wasted, I'm very nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get accustomed, you know, but it was great. He's done it like four times. I have so much respect for comedians, man. Yeah, I have to get wasted still to do it, so. Love it. You'll never get over that.

Yeah. This has been a game for a long time. It's been a game for a long year. You want us to leave you guys alone? No, I was just curious. Oh, okay. No, I didn't know that. I asked one question.

I was joking, dude. All right. All right, Luke. All right, Luke. All right, thanks, Luke. Thanks a lot, guys. You guys took a turn. You got us turning on each other. That was a joke about comedians guys You guys are comedians No you guys are brotherhood

I'm done It was so hard keeping up with him and that guy Yeah I know You guys suck You think it would be good to maybe come on the act on Thursdays Yeah He's a combination of like A couple guys that we have like literally like if you

a lot of era of barcel he would have been hired oh i do see a surprising amount of joey joy in him i do too i do too all right let's do number nine this is wyatt moss wyatt what a name and not that this uh should matter or not, but he was the last person to turn his video in. Wyatt Moss. That does matter. It matters to me. If it's a deadline, I'll turn it in today.

If it's good, then that... So Wyatt doesn't care. So the producers already hate him. Alright, go ahead. Hi, my name is Wyatt Moss. Originally, I planned on giving this speech in a giant spinning room. As it turns out, it takes a lot more time than expected to build a giant spinning room. Who would have thought?

My plan for the next 100 seconds is to sum up my first year of making content, starting with my decision to take a gap year. Back in 2020, I started my first year of college over in London during the heat of COVID, which made it difficult to find a place to live. Ultimately, I spent the entirety of first semester at this guy's house. It's actually interesting. He walked here. From upstate New York.

Oh, from London. I felt like I was tied down from all of that. So I spent every second I ate at his restaurant called The Business Plan. Fast forward a second semester. I stayed home

and started making videos with some friends from high school and made the decision to take a gap year to act on my ideas. Within two months of my decision, I was able to secure my first brand deal

for a cross-country road trip that I called 50 States in 50 Days. During this trip, my friends John, Ethan, and I drove 17,814 miles across the country. Alright, let's get him in here. Wyatt Moss. Wait, wait, wait. You should see. He just turned in today.

Let's watch it. He had to turn it down because of the music. So there's nothing we can do when it's... He made Chipotle in all 50 states. It would have been a heads-up play to where the Yak, you just got mossed. Oh, yeah. One of those did sell.

All right, so they got blogged about it. We assumed it was you, Wyatt. Oh, who wrote that? Lenny. Lenny. Lenny. After the road trip, the boys moved to Nashville and I had to spend the bulk of my time making tables

saving up for the next event 100 dollars in the next event Even though we were apart we found ways to continue pranking each other Big time I just pulled a prank on my friend Ethan where I threw out his name and phone number on 100 different keys and this is the aftermath Holy shit

This is my friend John and that's that's 1,000 pounds of corn. But how did we get here? With each idea, iteration, and execution. Okay, so he's outside. He's right outside. You literally just finished our office. Showcase that talent to you. Here's to a great season three.

But you thought our office would be a little bit better of a backdrop, huh? Yeah, you thought it would be. All right, Wyatt. I like you. I like that video. I like the hustle you show. Tell us a little about yourself that maybe wasn't in the video. So I just started making content about eight months ago, ten months ago.

We left for the road trip last July. And before that, I was planning on being a banker. So this is not out of left field, but it's pretty close. Turning careers for me. The past year has been quite incredible because the Chipotle thing was perfect timing. After I ate Chipotle in all 50 states, they had this greater class competition. It was the first year they did it, and I ended up winning. My two buddies and I, we did the whole road trip together.

That was a great experience. We were able to learn how to make videos on the fly, come up with ideas. Are you an industry plant? It kind of seems like an industry plant. I prepared for this question because as an industry plant would. Okay, fair enough. If I was

an industry plant, it would just be Chipotle that sponsored me. But I've reached out for the past three or four years. I've been trying to get sponsored by Chubbies. You're not going to like it because Bird Dog's on the show. I apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I don't know. Get out of here. No, no, no. It's like saying that.

Back when I took the gap year, I got a brand partnership with Chubbies. And so that was like a four-year commitment that finally paid off. So he's an industries plant. Got it. Yeah, multiple industries. Right. Hit Viper, Racetrack, all the different brands. All right.

You did 100 colleges in 100 days. What was the most fun? Most fun college? Yeah. So I'm 20. I can't really go out. And so I had fun during the day interviewing people. Answer his question, son.

Most fun college was probably UVA. UVA was a lot of fun. College of Charleston, beautiful place, beautiful people. So over in California, a lot of great schools. I don't know. I think my personal favorite is Georgia Tech or UPenn. I could see myself going to school there one day. UVA, Georgia Tech, and UPenn? Most fun was UVA.

This guy is no fun. The most fun was UVA, but your favorite was... I guess if he doesn't drink, that would make sense. That's probably the most funny. You can go to parties and not drink. You know you can't. We don't invite Owen anyway. Okay, so you have three minutes tonight.

Three minutes you've got to present to us why we should keep you around. We're going to eliminate two people tonight. Live or recorded. Broadcasting voice. Can I ask a question? Thank you, Saz, for the broadcasting voice. Square. Should I... Oh, no, no.

We just put symbols on there to fuck with you guys. Alright, sweet. So, three minutes. I was like, is this games or something? Hilarious. Okay. See you at 7pm tonight. You can do whatever you want. It has to be recorded or done

in this afternoon, so it can't be old stuff. Or I could do it live tonight. You can do whatever you want. It has to be recorded or done in this afternoon, so it can't be old stuff. Or we could do it live tonight. You could do it live tonight. So it's a three-minute pitch of why you should keep me on? Exactly. It could be a pitch. Give me your best skill. Your performance.

The content. You have three minutes to do whatever you want. And we're going to eliminate two people tonight. Gotcha. All right, cool. Thank you, Wyatt. Don't put any music behind it that's like... I apologize.

No, that's all right. I know we're doing it live. That's my bad. That's all right. You should actually tell everybody that. We'll tell them after this. All right, let's go. Number 10.

Good to meet you. A bit moving, yeah. Thank you, Wyatt. I think she's out there. Thank you, Wyatt. 10. Let's watch 10. Very impressive.

I like that. I like ambitious. I like Wyatt. I like Wyatt. Wait, wait. Don't come in yet. You have a video, Danny? Yeah.

You got to watch your video first. I got to go to the bathroom. I do, too. We're going to do in yet. Do you have a video, Danny? Yeah. You gotta watch your video first. I gotta go to the bathroom. I do too. We're gonna do this quick. You still have a whole hour tonight. You need to chill out. You guys are a cute couple. Oh, thank you.

Mainly him, though. Can I get your number? For like once. Oh, I've seen her. If things go south. Yeah, she's big. Hey, Mom. So this is the guy I was telling you about.

I literally had the loudest queef in front of him last night and it was kind of crazy, but he talked about it. Queef is just air. So a lot of guys were telling me that I'm like really good at riding. So I was like, oh, I should try skateboarding. What's up pussy? I'm Danny, nice to meet meet you Your hands are so soft

Yeah thanks Just wanted to pop a squat What's going on? You're just making me sweat That's me So that's you? Something I would part That is me

That's exactly how I would act That's funny Oh wow Why do you have a pickle? It's my microphone Why do you have an earring? You can make other ring chimes. Ooh. That's funny. Oh, wow. A little ticklish. Why do you have a pickle? It's my microphone. Oh, okay. Why do you have an earring?

I don't... Good question. Give me a big lick of that. What? Give me your number. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, you thought that was just an ice cream lick?

No, I want to lick other things. Oh, wow. Oh, I was just thinking maybe I could stop, drop, and roll into your bed. Do you like Wendy's? Do I like Wendy like Wendy's sir Wendy's nut smack in your face I'm gonna just eat them now baby can't you see I'm calling like you should be able one man yeah he's funny oh sorry my I just gravitate towards diarrhea sometimes I need to get something off my chest. Like four days ago, stole the hot sauce bottle from Chipotle.

What do you mean? Your number, honestly. Phone number? Yeah. Oh. You wanted to write it on my hand? No, I was going to write it on my hand. Oh, holy cow.

I'm happy if they're out. Corruption. Should we send her in? Yeah, let's send her in. That's good. She's good. What was her in? Yeah let's send her in That's good She's good I like Dana What was her name?

Josh Oh is that Josh? Yes Alright Danny Danny What's up? Danny great video Great video

Yeah that was awesome That was very good Very brave Yes Thanks I do have quite large balls You ever get fucking Socked right in the face? I've come

It's come really close I have a question. Do you, how long does it take you to build up the courage to do things like that? Or do you just do it right away? I just do it. You could go tell me to like go up to someone and say something right now and I would do it. Oh boy. I like that. I know that's playing with fire. I know. I like that.

Yeah, no, I could, I don't know. Oh, crudest. So did you like the wheel that we eliminated someone? That was kind of thrilling, right? I mean, honestly, I knew that this is probably the best day of your year. Yeah. Like the wheel. Yes. I'm sure.

Yes. I like Danny. Okay. How do you make your videos? Does someone edit them and shoot them for you, obviously? You're not shooting them yourself. Yeah. I can't do that.

But I do have someone film me. And then I actually edit a lot of my own videos myself. I am a pro in the editing field as well. Awesome. Yeah. I got double trouble, you know, do the behind the scenes as well so that is big that is double trouble that's three less tools than jay yeah that is three million subscribers on youtube yeah so why would you why would you want to trade that for our fan we have 74 000 actually i don't know what you guys know too much but that that is also, it's like a channel I work with other people, so it's not entirely like my own channel.

My own YouTube, I mean, I have my own YouTube channel and TikTok, all the social platforms, that kind of stuff, which is growing. And I really have started to mainly focus on that starting in like January of this year. So I have been able to grow that for, I I mean YouTube is like a different ballpark than TikTok and that kind of thing it's different platforms are saturated in different ways I guess but yeah I've been able to grow my own channel and then I also do things for other channels but I want to obviously work for Barstool and hope that I could bring this type of content to Barstool because I feel like this is something you guys don't have and I think it could be a good addition.

I agree. All right. So, Danny, you got three minutes tonight to present to us anything you want to impress us. We're going to eliminate two people tonight. So you can make a video this afternoon. You can do whatever you want. You can play us a video.

Can't be anything you've done in the past. Are they allowed to use our camera guys or editors? I don't think so. Right. So I have... Well, the thing is so I haven't told anyone because it's like a secret. You brought an editor.

But I... Well, I brought my filmer. I like flew him out, but his flight's delayed till tonight at 10. So you got to work on your feet. Yeah, I will. It's just so that everyone knows it's not going to work on your feet. Yeah, I will. That's a good test. I will. It's just so that everyone knows it's not going to be like my... I mean, for me, my best contest.

No, this is good. This is actually good because it's a good test for you. Yeah. All right. I just want to make sure you guys know because I'm like, fuck, if we have to do that today...

No, no, no. No, no. This isn't like... Three minutes. You'll be good. Three minutes. You show off your best skill set. Yeah.

You're good. Yep. All right. We'll see you tonight. Sounds good. show off your best skill set. You're good. Yep. All right. We'll see you tonight. Thank you. Cool. Thanks, guys. Yes, welcome to competition.

All right, let's go to... Guys, I'm with Clemmer next. She's from Scottsdale. Clemmer, you're 11? All right, so let's see Clemmer's video. I've never popped up in her video. We've got two more, and then we're going to send everyone on their way, and we'll see everyone tonight at 7 o'clock.

The reason why I want to keep it brief here is I want to see what they really come up with. I don't want to be too impressed with something right now. I want to be it brief here Is I want to see what they really come up with I don't want to be too impressed With something right now I want to like being on the spot for three minutes This is playing into my decision Oh yeah this should absolutely Yes watching these videos

I was very funny Yes I was laughing very hard at that Yes Okay Chris Clemmer Hi My name is Chris Clemmer

Over the past year I've been appearing weekly On the Kirk Minahan show. It was an amazing experience. On the show, we talked about my dreams. If Vegas got an expansion baseball team, I would seriously consider moving there. Well, let's put that together then. Maybe I'll buy one then so you can move there. These dumb takes.

How old are you? 42. What the fuck is wrong with you? This is 42? I know a lot about Chris because I listen to Kirk's show. You got Vegas. You got a couple cities that I think would be pretty cool to live in. As well as my hobbies.

What are you, the rough 26? So you're drunk playing a baseball simulator? Oh, yeah. That's how I end most nights. Against another person? No, only against a computer. He's recreating the 1995 Seattle Mariners right now. On the show?

Like, live every night. Oh, I fucking love that. Yeah, he's a weird brain. I like that. Yeah, he's a very weird brain. So I play the 1962 Mets, I always play the 1962 music. I don't do that anymore. Call the police, please.

And my creative projects, like my podcast, I go in the movie theaters every single day for an entire year. That is so dumb. It's not dumb. That way I mean, I'm away. That's not dumb. But you can correlate it to the proper day of the year, Chris. Why?

Because it's today. You're doing a thing where it's every day of the year. That's why. I'll have episodes in the can. If I don't do that, then I'll have a... I actually have a question about that. Bring him in. All right, Chris Clemmer, test number 11.

Chris, first question. Do you think that you kind of put pussied out on at a theater near you? No, I got COVID near me. Yeah, but you still saw Sonic. So Sonic, I didn't have with 102 fever to fever. I did not test positive for COVID. The rule. Yeah, but you still saw Sonic. I saw Sonic. I didn't have- With 102 fever. 102 fever. I did not test positive for COVID. The rule was always going to be-

But you had 102 fever. You knew you had COVID. I felt sick. I felt sick. Did you take your temperature before you went to the movies? Oh, I know. I did it when I got home that night. I was like, I'm fucked up.

So there's probably someone who died because you saw Sonic. There were only seven people there. I sat all the way in the front. It was a children's movie, so kids usually do better with COVID than the olds. A grandma brought her sick child to that movie. She would have

passed away. Okay, so Chris. I died for a good cause. My 102nd movie in a row. But you did. I mean, you said you were going to see a movie every day, and then you got, like, what? Three months in? 102, so yeah. Three and a row But you did I mean you said you were going to see a movie every day And then you got like what three months in? 102 so yeah three and a half I mean that's you know

It's pretty good It's not every day It was every day You should have doubled up You should have used the break and done two movies every single one of those days That's what Kirk suggested I thought that was a cheat I'm like no it has to be every day

What were you doing for the first um 42 years of your life i was in sales for uh you know 15 years uh and then i was doing sales i was selling like signage and uh two athletic teams and colleges like my biggest client was yukon and then um when covid happened you know i had a big book of business and you know shr nothing instantly. So it got laid off, and then I, I don't know, started doing this shit. COVID was a sign killer. It was. Okay, so Chris, you have three minutes tonight that you have to present to us. Anything you want.

Okay. It's just basically a pitch of why you would be good here, your best talent, anything. And it has to be new. It has to be fresh. It can't be an old video. But yeah, that's the task tonight. Two people are getting eliminated tonight. And it has to be new. It has to be fresh. It can't be an old video. But yeah, that's the task tonight. Two people are getting eliminated tonight. Is it a video?

You can make a video if you want. You can do a video. You can do live. You can do a PowerPoint. Anything you want. Basically have until 7 p.m. to come up with that. Whatever you want. That's your time.

All right. All right? Okay, Chris. Thank you. Congratulations on... I was kind of rooting for you to lose there because it would have been so funny. Oh, thank you.

I appreciate it. I mean, it would have been. You know it would have been. If I had lost? If you had lost on the wheel, it would have been very funny. I mean, it seems like I had a lot of support from the people watching this. No, they're very mad at us. Even the minute fans seem to be – you know, I had a lot of people in my corner,

so I want to thank all of them. Yes, yes. Appreciate that. All right, Chris, we'll see you tonight. Thank you very much. Thanks, man. Congratulations on surviving. Weird brain, but I...

So we got one left. He's got a weird brain. Caroline. Caroline. Can you just do the NASCAR ad? By the way, yeah, do the NASCAR ad, Brandon, real quick. By the way, Chris, what he was saying at the beginning of that video is if anyone started an expansion team in baseball,

he would move to that city to become a diehard fan of that team. I like that move a lot. NASCAR is headed to the Music City for a weekend of country music and racing. Nashville is the best place to watch the best drivers in the world on the shortest super speedway on the schedule. Nashville is known for great music, honky tonks, and intense racing you can't find anywhere else. This short 1.3 mile speedway provides unique challenges for drivers as they battle it out for 400 miles of action with the NASCAR Cup Series race on June 26.

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Hey sluts, how many buttholes did you lick this week? So how has your trauma affected your sexuality and your goal to end systemic racism? Okay, I'm going to tell you the truth on how to actually cut any line at any bar or any club. So first, you're going to need a credit card, and then you'll just get the line over here. Did you think I'd say, When I saw you, did you tell me?

This is her singing. When I saw you trying to tell me I'm a dickhead You're just a creep who's lonely But sending me a picture of your dick is a felony Hard to hit you

with a gun I don't wanna see you Not afraid to get wet? No Alright Good contestant for the wet wheel Oh That could come in

Oh That could help tomorrow That could help tomorrow Oh Oh yeah I see what she's doing She's making buckets Yeah

I see what she's doing She's making buckets. Yeah. I see what she's doing. She's having fun. I get it. When you find out your baby is going to be the son of God. Jesus. Okay. That's fine. That's good.

All right. Let's bring her in because there's some copyrighted music here. You probably should have told people not to use any copyrighted music. Caroline. Caroline. Welcome. Last contestant we're talking to. Yes.

Number 12, number one in your heart. There we go. So, Caroline, give us a little backstory of yourself. Was I supposed to put these on? No, you're fine. That's fine. If you want to talk to Stephen Chay, but who wants to talk to him? Okay, I'm going to take him off.

Sorry. Yeah, he's cool. A little backstory. Artie, good move. Okay, you're fine. That's fine. If you want to talk to Stephen Chay, but who wants to talk to him? I'm going to take him off. Sorry. Smart, arty. Okay, miss you guys. I'm from Texas, but I live here in New York. And I do some stand-up in the city. I make some music in the city. But, yeah.

Am I looking at the right thing? Oh, yeah. He does stand-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not allowed to talk about it, though. Oh right thing? Sass. Oh, yeah, he does stand-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not allowed to talk about it, though. You're not allowed to talk about it? Oh, no, Sass. Don't get in your feels.

Just do it. Do a little talk real quick. I have nothing to say. A lot of people do stand-up. That's cool. I do stand-up as well. But there's only one you doing stand-ups. Yeah, that's true.

It's a fact. There you go, Caroline. Goodbye. I'm not a fan of that. That's true. But there's also only one me, so. Facts? So, yeah, I live here in New York, and I do stand-up, make sketches. No smarts vibes. Goodbye. I love that. But there's also only one me, so. Max? So, yeah, I live here in New York, and I do stand-up, make sketches. I'm from Texas.

So, do you sub-tweet your boss? Or what kind of work were you in? Oh, I am a community manager of a brand's TikTok. So, like, making TikToks for a brand. Okay, cool. So, tonight, you have to present to us three minutes of your best material. It could be anything.

It could be stand-up. It could be a video you made. It could be a video you made today. Can it be new or can it be... All new. Anything you made today or came up with today. Any, like, topics or, like...

Anything you want. Your best three minutes. You think your best... You're basically just trying to keep yourself alive. We're going to eliminate two people tonight. You could do stand-up, though.

You could do a song. I have to write the stand-up. No, no, you could do your old stand-up. Yeah, you can. I just say you wrote it today, too. You can do your old stand-up. You would never know. Lie to us.

It has to be something that you haven't put out. I'm going to do it right now. No, I know. I wrote it today is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. There you go. Nice. You're a quick learner.

Yes, yes. Okay, cool. So I could have written it another day, but it'll be today. Can it be a hybrid? It can be whatever you want. Whatever you go. Nice. You're a quick winner. Yes, yes. Okay, cool. So I could have written it another day. Yeah. But it'll be today. Can it be a hybrid? It can be whatever you want. Whatever you want.

Three minutes, whatever you want. Literally whatever you want. Cool. Impress us so that you survive to tomorrow. Awesome. And do you have a multi-cam so you can do gym faces? Oh, that's what I was wondering. And you have a circle on your name tag, right?

I do have a circle. Keep that in mind. Oh, no. It's going to dock you. It's going to dock. It's going to have to knock points. Okay. There's a zoom in on the circle. Yeah, there's a circle.

How'd you move the circle? Oh, there's her face. Oh, that's her face. That's her face. Yeah, it's all about screen time. Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Well, good luck, and we'll see you tonight, Caroline.

Thank you. Thank you for your time. Nice to meet you. See you guys later. That's on surviving the wheel. Thank you. All right, there's our 12. There's our 12. meet you. See you guys later. That's on surviving the wheel. Thank you. All right. There's our 12.

There's our 12. Our 11. There's our 11. That's right. There's our 11. That was it. Should we talk about who we like so far, or should we just keep that out of the obvious? We should keep it to ourselves.

But it is, I mean, well, it's obvious for you. Really, first impressions, I think there's a couple strong. Yes. I'd agree. But I think nerves are playing a lot into this. Yep. Yeah. Which they should, because it's nerve-wracking.

I'm concerned a couple of them aren't even going to be able to come up with three minutes for it. I imagine them as well. You're thinking of Joe Joy. That's exactly why we did this because we want to see how people think on the fly. And again, tonight's competition, they don't have to make us laugh per se. It's basically can you think on your feet and come up with three minutes that is compelling enough to keep you around can we do can we do a couple notes i gotta i got a couple things yeah i just don't want to i think we i could send home the people who are going home no see i don't want to do that i don't i want to i want to be no i think tonight will be a big say i'll say is joey

joy his his like links for things that he did were just links to tana mojo videos you don't like him because he would be the hottest guy in the office immediately taking over your spot. Exactly. And then he said he's like, unlike the people who worked and found a niche on TikTok, I actually just had a thousand followers and then was on a show.

Well, plays into it, right? Yeah, I like him. I like Joey Joy. I think there's an avenue for him to do only that too like he could just go around the hot guy be hot and party and like uh fuck us all I don't know if he's I mean that's like I think he's that people do do you know he was that bro bro bro bro bro he's that hot I don't think he's that hot he He was because Big Cat was laughing at all his jokes. I want to fuck him. He's stunning.

He's a stunner. I forget how gay you are. Sass, a certified stunner. A certified stunner. A certified stunner. My first year at Barstow, I was just being hot. Yeah. Well, yeah, that was your thing for a while.

You were the hot guy. Okay. I think we're good because I want to keep our thoughts. I don't want to be corrupted by each other's opinions. Yeah, no biases. My only other note was that one dude with the SFX, if he doesn't get hired for content, maybe just editing. Yeah. Yeah, we could use him because we're impressive.

So it's going to work tonight. We're going to do, obviously, the presentations, and then how we're going to vote is we're going to rank all the contestants 1 through 11, and whoever has the most points and the second most points is gone. So one being the best 11 being the worst. Yeah. And Stephen Shea is going to tell tell tally that. Well, we had a will there be a time that we discuss or is it all just our we can. No, I think I think the first one has to be us all independent. There will be when we

get later in the competition we will all talk and we'll discuss but i think tonight to go from 11 to 9 we got to just rip the band-aid off everyone's got to come up with their own thoughts who they like no talking to each other about it and then we just go from there because i think that's the fairest way to get from 11 to 9 got it once. Once we get lower, there will be a lot of discussion, and fans will start saying this person is popping or whatever, and that will come into play. But from 11 to 9, we have to just be like, foop, you're gone.

Good? I'm excited. That was good. I want to do another wheel. I know. I want to do another wheel to eliminate another one. That was awesome. I really – I now think, Roan,

we should start our own idol where it's just a wheel. Exclusively, and it's all mean. Not for the faint of heart. You guys bailed out on it a couple times, too. Who did? He did. There was a moment where you guys... You're not talking to the backbone of the yak like that, are you?

Come on. Big Cat, there was a moment of softness for you. Well, that's because KB kept on saying her fucking name and where she was from and shit. And then I found her Instagram. I mean, they're all out there. We could just spin a wheel with their names on it and have it not mean anything and scare them.

Yeah, just spin it real quick. Spin the numbers. Have them look. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Have them look, and then we just won't even tell. We'll end the show and don't even say anything to them. 7 o'clock tonight on the Mayday.

All of these are running. 7 p.m. Katie, come here. Come here, Katie. Just have them get to the wall and look. Tell them we're spinning one more wheel. Don't tell them anything. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Yeah, that is a good idea. I'm going to look really nervous. Are we big reaction here or what? Yeah. Then we'll just end the show. On the first one? Yeah, the first one. And then we'll just end the show. The first one? On the first one? Yeah, the first one.

7 o'clock tonight on the main page. 7 o'clock on the main page. 7 o'clock on the main page. Any thoughts? Look at them all. Look at them all. Looking like Wyatt. Oh, no.

He's looking like Wyatt. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Who's that mean? Big fella. We'll see everyone at 7 o'clock tonight. Here they are, the heart Oh, fuck. Who's that mean? Big fella. We'll see everyone at 7 o'clock tonight. Here they are, the heart of their phone. It's the act.

It's the act. We'll see you next time.