The Yak - Day 2 | Barstool Idol Presented by The Yak 6-21-22

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Oh. Day two, Barstool Idol. Welcome in, Barstool Yak. Look at them. They're all milling out in the lobby. Yep. They're all buddies.

They're all hanging out. They're not actually buddies. We got maybe the video that I've been looking forward to the most since we were given the task of running Barstow Idol. When we were told that we're going to do this like three months ago. And we said we're going to do Yak basketball. I've been looking forward to this day since that moment. Off camera, that's all you've been talking about. I'm just so excited.

Wait, the big guy had his own basketball jersey and we still made him wear the other one. He just had his Novak jersey on. Yeah. That's his own, yeah. So, to recap. He's a Steve Novak jersey on. Yeah. That's his own, yeah. So, to recap, let's recap. So if you watched last night, 7pm was our elimination ceremony. We'll have another one tonight, 7pm on the main Barstool

YouTube. Also, please subscribe and like this video on the Barstool Yak YouTube because we're going to be doing contestants and we're actually doing an elimination on Thursday on this show. Make sure you subscribe to the channel. We appreciate that.

Last night we eliminated two people. It was Horny Batman and Joey Joy. Joey Joy. I try to compartmentalize as soon as they get eliminated. I'm never trying not to think about their hopes and dreams were just shattered. I try to compartmentalize as soon as they get eliminated. It's like I'm never trying not to think about, oh, man,

their hopes and dreams were just shattered. You'll never stop thinking about Horny Batman. Are you hard right now? Was that a hard decision you just made? It's like at the end of when someone comes into Shark Tank with a horrible idea, and then they give the little confessional after, and they're like, hey, I'm going to keep doing Horny Batman. I think it's got potential.

You guys don't know. You don't know what I could do with this. I don't think they know how high I can fly. You guys are idiots in there. That's the era we're living in because Horny Batman works on TikTok. It works negative outside. I think we should probably make someone be Horny Batman

for the case race. I would love to be Horny Batman. I was about to say Sass. Sass would love to be Horny Batman. If you didn't think Horny Batman was dead, wait for the case race? I would love to be Horny Batman. I was about to say Sass. Sass would love to be Horny Batman. Didn't think Horny Batman was dead. Wait for the case race. Oh, that would be so bad if we just took his character. After we shut him down, that's like

SNL having people audition and then just using their skits. Yeah. I'm the Horny Batman. That was funny. Oh, thank you. We've made a... We're calling out jokes. That was good. He should have done that. He should have just said I'm Horny Batman. Oh, thank you. We've made a... We're calling out jokes. That was good. Appreciate that.

He should have done that. He should have just said, I'm horny Batman. Yeah, just like over and over and got really drunk. Instead of saying it was funny, you could have just laughed. Right. Our decision-making. It's like Stephen Che today. What tough egg to create.

On the group text when I had a Seinfeld reference and he called it out, it was like, unreal Seinfeld. I don't think there is an unreal Seinfeld reference. It wasn't unreal was like unreal Seinfeld. I don't think there is an unreal Seinfeld reference. It wasn't unreal at all. That's just him letting you know that he also watches Seinfeld. Yeah, that's true. I got that reference. I mean, it's the most basic. I thought that was a perfect use of it. Yeah, but it made me feel like I almost deleted

my text after you sent that. I was like, oh God. Also killed the conversation dead. Yeah, dead. Dead on arrival. We've made an enemy in the office with the elimination of Horny Batman. Jeff D. Lowe is furious. Yeah, Jeff D. Lowe loved Horny Batman. He did? Yeah.

Okay. I think Jeff D. Lowe liked that he doubled down, too. In terms of enemy? Jeff's alter ego at the shore. Also, in terms of enemies in this office, I think I can handle Jeff D. Lowe. That's a good one. He doesn't feel like a very vindictive guy. You wake up to a Funko Pop head in your bed.

Yeah. Oh, whoa. I wonder what he did at the shore this past weekend, though. We never even saw his. Yeah, we'll have to double up on Monday. Monday, I guess we'll double up. Yeah. I'm wondering to myself.

Should we do it? Do you think that we sent home the right people? I do. I do. I really do. Any pangs? I do. I do. I really do. Any pangs of – I wanted more Joey Joy, to be honest. I did too. And I wanted Joey Joy to stick around.

I had Joey higher than you guys, but I can understand why. So there were a couple people who were like, you rigged this. I am going to do straight voting starting tonight, and I have no problem admitting that my vote last night was biased towards who I wanted to see play basketball. Like, also, did you send home potential winners? No. I don't think so.

No, and people are like, there's a lot of people who are mad because Jeff Ndu is here, which that's part of the reason why he's here. He also, just to explain it, his spot was taken, or he took someone else's spot. The person he took was Big Dick Booty Daddy. Yeah. Big Dick Booty Daddy was supposed to be on Barstool Idol. He had that showing against Bobby Lang

and we're like, we can't have this guy around. But we needed a villain and there is no better villain than that man right now that you're watching on the screen hitting on Ebony. Also, we highly advise that Big Dick Booty Daddy would get us in trouble by saying something live on air. That's a fact. That is absolutely a fact.

So I voted last night. There was a little bias, but it was also I think we eliminated the correct people. And there's still nine people and only one wins. What about the rub that Quiggs brought up in the group chat, the thing that he found out? Oh, yeah. That's kind of a big thing to just not mention. So what was it? Horny Batman has a joint YouTube

account with Ali the video editor guy. Ali was pretty high ranked for me. Yeah. Ali was in fourth or fifth for me. It's very weird it didn't come up. Because like didn't you guys ask who was in the video? But they both got through.

And, like, they worked on their video together, I think. That's like when Antoine Jameson and Vince Carter both got drafted out of UNC in 97. It's like McGrady. Was that 98? 98? It's like McGrady and Vince Carter being sneaky cousins, right? Yeah. Sneaky cousins.

Very sneaky. Baby Keem and Kendrick Lamar. Yeah. Chad Pennington and Byron Leftwich Cousins Yeah Yep That's a fact

Cousins Kirk and DeMarcus That's how they do it at Marshall Cousins forever after this Kirk, Keith and Marcus Morris Brothers Sneaky

Sneaky Sneaky brothers Sneaky twins Yes One Twitter account One bank account That's the McCourty brothers That's the McCourty brothers Okay Yeah the twins Or one bank account one bank account that's the mccourty that's the mccourty brothers okay yeah they're one bank account though really the morrises what i think they're

one bank account i'm quite everyone they beat up that dude who like took his their mom on a date i was pretty crazy that's probably a lot of kids fantasy yeah brandon if you have twins next are you going to be one of the guys that dresses them the same? I hate that. You promised another child. You did promise. And now you owe us two. I have until the end of 2022 to create it. Oh, so halfway through the year.

In full, though. In full. Yeah, it was supposed to be in full. No, it wasn't supposed to be birthed. It was supposed to be conceived. I got seven months to plant my seed. You're going to have a wife like that. I don't blame you for trying, brother.

She's fucking hot. Big tits. Milkers. On that one, yeah. Polygot. Seven months. Six months. You should have like a woke period, Brandon, where you just impregnate your wife and get an abortion over and over.

Brandon's woke era. He doesn't change any of his opinions. Just gets an abortion over and over again. Hey, Brandon's woke era. He doesn't change any of his opinions. Just just gets just that. OK, should we do it? I just don't think we got to spin the wheel. What are they doing now? We told them they had to be here to answer to any questions. I want them working on their video.

No, but we know hanging out. We remember last night we had the meeting and we were like, they should be here from 1 to 2 if we want to have them on? I want them working on the video. KB zoned out in the meeting. You could have voiced that at the meeting we had.

I'm rooting for them. You want them to work on the video right then? I want them to work on the video continuously until it's time to... We do have to assign them editors? A blog topic. Oh, blog topics, yes. The editors have been assigned.

We have a video of that. Is that too much? No. No? No, this is a job. There's times when you have to work a lot. We also said yesterday, so if we have to get wet,

they have to get wet today as well. Yes, that's correct. And that's the rest of the week. Also, one other thing that we're promising that we should talk about right now, are we going to do an after show tonight? We're doing two shows today. I'm just asking. It's the only night that we could.

What would the after show entail? Maybe have the losers on. Can't we just do that on the show? Yeah, we can do that on the show. All right, all right, no after show. But subscribe to the ACT YouTube because maybe there will be an after show. I like that. Okay, should we do an after show?

Maybe. Maybe. If enough people subscribe. We'll do an after show. We hit 90 today. Me either. We definitely do an after show. Get the wheels turning.

All right, so let's spin our wheel. Then let's watch basketball. I wouldn't mind a food wheel today. Oh, never mind. We took the food wheel off. Oh, it's double ritz, buddy. No more food wheel? No more food wheel. We're, never mind. We took the food wheel off. Oh, it's double ritz, buddy. No more food wheel? No more food wheel.

I was going to put Burmese food on. Can we just get some Burmese food for the boys? Maybe I'll try and order some Burmese. I have a, there's a Burmese, I've said this before. What? The community in Akron, you know, I used to go visit their babies. Oh, you, yeah. I don't know this.

I don't know this. No furniture. They would offer you water bottles every 10 minutes. Why? Hydrated people. It's Burmese culture. It's Burmese culture. How's their food?

I don't know. That's why I'm curious. I've never had food from Myanmar. Every food raider will try an obscure country's food and be like, oh, this is the best ever. 9.4. I've never had it again. Not everything can. 9.4. I've never had one again. Yeah.

Not everything can be 9. You have nothing to... Little Myanmar Burmese food. Cody, can you pass me that water? Can I just get a gang of shit? All right, let's spin our wheel. We have a fascinating capital. What is it? Whoa.

Whoa. What the fuck? Sheep? Spin this shit. A hot chip would be a disaster. Well, you get a day. Samosas. Let's do it the next day.

I try. I just fuck. Cool. A little disappointing? Nah. No. It would have been cool. Not at all.

Everyone wet. Might get one this week. We've got two more days. Yeah, maybe. All right. So should we do the video? Should we watch it? Should we watch basketball?

Dude is still spitting Oh yeah He's spitting game Someone's girl Yeah Ebony's taken now Doesn't matter Oh she's off Did your broad ever come home Nick

No Oh Oh yes Oh she's eating it up I would be interested in a sit down A mafia history podcast She's eating it up Yeah Oh you split up with Black sit-down of Mafia History podcast. She's eating it up. Yeah.

Oh, you split up with Blackjack Fletcher? Ooh, nice. So it's just you now? But he and Blackjack broke up? Yeah. Interesting. I saw you in that Karl Malone jersey. Now I'm thinking.

I don't love him as a basketball player, but as a person. Yeah, we should probably do this. Okay. Nadeau, hashtag Nadeau. He tweeted this five minutes after he was supposed to be in the office. That's so good. Where was he going? So you said there were two people late, though.

He was one of them. Yeah, we have a video of the editor. Aren't they staying in a hotel next to the office? No, no. They're in charge of their own accommodations. Oh, really? Yeah, pretty fucked up, actually. All right, so should we watch it?

Should we do it? Are they in charge of their own accommodations? I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know. Look at these two guys just wandering into Idol. These Mormon bastards. They're trying to sell us something.

Can we just put them on there? Oh, my God. The dude's about to buy whatever they're selling. I'm glad Nadeau got his hair fixed. Did he? Yeah, I don't know if that's what you'd call that. I mean, he's got a lineup now, but it looks way better than before. Yeah.

You like his new haircut, you're saying? Yeah. He's just a fucking powerful man. Why won't he take his bag off? I think they should split up this group, though. Look at how the power dynamics are working right there. Let's go split them up. We're all gathered around whatever the fuck that dude's name is.

Wyatt. You think Wyatt's the leader? I mean, look at the body language of everybody. He is at least the dominant person in this. Yeah. Three women crowding around him. Yeah. Look at that smirk he's giving.

He's got his back. Well, that's because the dude is deciding not to steal him. Or they're watching right now. Oh, they all love him. Yeah, Look at that smirk he's giving. He's got his back. Well, that's because the dude is deciding not to steal him. Or they're watching right now. Oh, they all love him. Yeah, they probably are watching.

They're probably watching us right now. Where's Glimmer? Oh. He was around. Do you want to have them line up? Look, they just looked

up. They're watching. I saw him crab walking on the ceiling in the bathroom earlier. He was chilling, though. You're chilling now That would be so fucking funny Just his head spins Yeah dude

Alright let's do the video I want to watch this video I think the people want to watch this video Do you want to have them Line up by the window So they can see us watching it No Do you want to explain The Yeah Cle by the window so they can see us watching it? No. Do you want to explain the Clemmer thing?

Oh, yeah. So there's one. So Kirk has one of his producers, Justin, who Justin has a longtime beef with Clemmer. So he asked if he could show up. He drove from Boston to 630 for the basketball to heckle Clemmer. You'll see. Amazing. Yeah, you'll see Justin in this video heckling Clemmer,

which is very funny in an empty gym at 6.30 in the morning, and there's a sole heckler for one person. Let's do it. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, our winners from yesterday, Caroline, Danny, and John Rich. That'll be for later today. For now, you guys are still competing as individuals. This is Yak basketball. We watched a clip on the Yak last night. Basically, it's a little modified from those rules, so I'll go over it now. It's free-for-all basketball, nine-way free-for-all basketball. You can't shoot on the same hoop twice in a row so if Luke shoots on this hoop everybody has to go to that hoop even if he misses if you score you leave

the court you're safe you're off the last person standing will be the loser we'll find out more about that later today as far as fouls go just play fair like if it's an intentional foul I'll stop the game and turn the ball over that's fine but like just don't do If it's an intentional foul, I'll stop the game and turn the ball over. That's fine, but just don't do that. It's easier that way. Yeah. We'll do a nine-way tip-off to start everything, and then we'll be underway.

Yeah, out of bounds, we'll just stop playing and get the ball back in from whoever tipped it or somebody that didn't tip it. Any questions? Interval is still a shot, right? Yeah. Attempted shot of the basket. You have to go the other way. If there's any dispute or anything, I't tip it. Any questions? Intervals for the shot, right? Yeah. Attempted shot at the basket. You have to go the other way. If there's any dispute or anything, I'll call it. I like the shoes, by the way.

Interesting choice. Appreciate it. I packed two pairs. Nice. But if you guys are all set, let's go meet at center court and we'll do the tip. Katie, I'll take that. Look at this crew. Katie, I'll take that. Look at this crew.

Clemmer, how do you feel about having a member in the audience? I love all the support. Absolutely. Who's down there? I'm very good. Who's down under the basket? It's the Kirk difference, right? That's right. At hand.

All right. Everyone ready? All right. Let's get started. Go fuck you, Chris! Go fuck you, Chris! I'm gonna train him! Ah, you motherfucker! There we go.

That's a shot all the way on the other side. Malone fits you well, Nadeau. Lot of similarities there. Oh, God. Oh, no. Nadeau, bound hound. Hey, where was he? Oh, come on!

Alright. So violent. The fact that everybody has to score. Oh man. Yo, rip it from his fucking hands! Rip it from his fucking hands! Go! Go! Follow him! Jesus! No way.

Oh, I would've lost my mind. Here goes the two again. I can't run as fast as Sam. Someone stop Carl Malone! He's seen the 13 year old! Jesus. Oh my god, dude. Oh, oh, oh. Isn't he trying? What is he trying to do?

Triple! Triple! Alright, here's a ball player right here. He's gotta be out, right? Oh, you almost got him! Oh! This is chaos. This is amazing. Oh I forgot Luke was out there Luke's chillin. Yeah, he's chillin

If you got it form alliances, yeah, you have to agree. Like pass, then... Oh no. How long is this video? No chance to make it. Here we go, here we go, here we go. He got out of the way. He didn't want to posterize. Ladies. Why are they still trying to stop her? Why are they trying to stop her?

This is so great. Less people on the court is better for them. Just throw it in. Throw it in. Okay. All right. Oh, my God. Okay, he's out. He's going to make this.

He's better. They're camping. Oh, oh. They're camping out on one hand. Why are you camping? Oh, boys. One person wins. I love this.

One person loses. I mean, we cannot throw a single shot. Oh, my God. I love this. One person loses. I mean, we can't- we cannot throw a single- Oh my god. Oh, Jesus. Oh, what did he do at the end zone? Why? Why would he do that? He looked exactly like what I was doing, then just stand under one basket. Is he getting pissed?

He's still right underneath. He's still having fun. You can't just walk where you want to go. He can though. Yeah, I guess he can. TJ never said that. He makes me want to work as a team. Yeah, they did change the game on me. Yep.

Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Was that the first cut? It must have cut out some bad basketball.

She's about to score. She's about to score. Let her go. Oh, RC. Oh, she's getting on the floor. She's getting dirty. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Oh. Somebody's gotta make it at some point. Keep shooting. I love this so much. Do you have a GoPro strapped to your chest? Yeah. They're getting gassed. Watching this in two-time speed, too.

A few of them are trying, like, the Chino Hills style, but they're not factoring in that you have to switch the hoop. Yeah. So they're just nonstop. Oh, there we go. John Rich. This is where the game opens up, I feel like. Once you get one off.

Someone get in. Someone cover. Oh, no. Here comes the two again. The two. Through the lane. Oh, my God. How's he mad? Oh, man. Oh, Euro, Euro, Euro, Euro. Oh, man. Oh, Euro, Euro, Euro.

Euro. Oh. Euro. This does look like a bunch of Europeans who have never seen a basketball before. Put the ball in the hoop. Ali. This is Ali's first shot. He lost his glasses.

Oh, no. Girls are going to fuck. This is so bad. I think the pygmies could do a little better. Don't do that. Caroline's got them locked up. What is that? All right, jump ball, jump ball.

Boys, you're hurting yourself. Stop wasting time. Good call, TJ. Good call, TJ. I wish we could snap cut to a high-scoring special needs game on the other court. Actually, can we overlay not just like a special Olympics, but like a pre-special Olympics? A wheelchair basketball team.

A special Olympics qualifier. Like a local qualifier. Oh, here we go. Why is she turning around going that way? Because they had just shot on the other one, and they haven't got a shot up on this end yet. This is smart by her. Is she dummying them?

Yeah. They should let her score. Is she dummying them? Yeah. They should let her score. She's been the most tenacious on defense. They need to get her off. You're right. The girls are... This is...

There it is! The basket! Oh! That was a nice move by Caroline. What? Here comes the dew again. Lower in the shoulder.

Lower in the shoulder. The least basketball basketball I've ever seen. And like, ours was bad. I just realized I haven't seen Luke at all. No, he'sing the shoulder. The least basketball basketball I've ever seen. Like, ours was bad. I just realized I haven't seen Luke at all. No, he's just been hanging. The Dew?

Luke's saving his energy for the last one. How is he out of frame? Where is he at? He's been out of frame the whole video. Oh, there he is. There he is. How? He's hiding behind Marcy.

Wait, no, this is illegal. You can't go that way. You gotta dribble. Oh, no. Called him out. But that spreads out the defense. That's a little Dante Hall tactic. Oh, oh. Jumping through.

God damn it. Oh, no. Ali, here comes one. Oh, damn. Oh, no. Can I call a timeout? I love this so much. Give up dribbling. Oh, oh.

The two. Oh. Tough defense much The two is a fucking paint protector hitting the edge this kick return basket, oh They can't get it Look at Luke. Come on, Luke. Let's go, Luke. Just go. Just go. They can't get it. Use your body, Luke. Take your time. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

That would have been so sick if he made it. It's a board. Nadeau just finger wagged him. He did it. The P shot. Oh, Nadeau. Come on, Nadeau. How many shots has Nadeau had? I feel like Clemmer hasn't had a single shot. Oh, Nadeau. Come on, Nadeau. How many shots has Nadeau had?

I feel like Clemmer hasn't had a single shot. Nadeau's usage rating is off the charts. Oh, no. Marcy's definitely the best basketball player. Is the heckler gassed, too? I think he's had one run. I think he's just socially anxious. Oh, my God.

This is beautiful. Throwing elbows. Nice. socially anxious Those are the cross move. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's gotta be out the hole Speed! Speed! No! Dude, he looked like an avatar running. Oh, my God. Holy smokes. He kept all gas in the tank. Oh, there we go. We're starting to get it. I need to just put a pin in the Chris clip. I want to watch that again.

Oh, Marcy. All right, Nadeau hits the fucking edge. Looks like an albino Ethiopian marathon runner. Oh, Nadeau's got a little left. Nadeau's got some good running form. Oh, nice. Nice casual jog. Took the bump there.

I need a Nadeau compilation. Ali. There goes Ali. Come on, brother. Oh, wow, Luke. Can somebody put up the Nadeau stats on, like, the Tony Snell graphic? Oh, Ali, one-on-one. Nadeau's going to hack him.

Oh, he did. Oh, he got the glasses. Oh, that's a cheap shot. Oh, man. Well, at least they're funny. Look at that. Sportsmanship. I don't think he cares about that. Oh, he didn't shoot. He didn't shoot because the glasses got taken off. Damn.

Okay, guys. Come on. Come on, Marcy. Just fucking crush it. Yes. Marcy. All right, three. Luke's just got to use his body.

I don't think anyone can stop him. You do not want to lose this. Yeah, there we go, Luke. Yeah. Trust me. You don't want to be the loser here. Oh, my God. I mean, just use your body, Luke. Yeah, walk in there. Yeah.'t want to be the loser here. Oh my god. I mean

Choose your body that walk in there Is a bad look for the fellas. It's one-on-one. Take your time. Take your time. There is no way. Setting up some offense. I like this. Take your time.

Take your time. Mono e mono. Oh, no. It's the dribble. Oh Your paint the dude All right, do something with it shit up put it up. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no Guys let's hear it in the stands set up some offense They do! Oh! Oh, fuck! Goal! Come on, this fucking skeleton needs to lose.

Trevor can't lose. He drove how far? I think he's agoraphobic. He doesn't... Four hours. Make him take the jumper. Oh! Oh, yes. Yes. The long walk. Stephen King.

There's 20,000 people watching this game. I love it. This is everything I've ever wanted. They're playing in a sold-out MSG right now. They really are. One-on-one. Oh, Ndudu. Oh.

Oh, come on, Ndudu. Oh, this is not yet. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Let's go. That's a rough and rowdy main eventer. Come on, Nadeau.

How do you lose that? We'll be back in three years. Don't worry. Let's fucking go. That would have been great if you had done that. All right, guys. That was pretty funny. I don't know.

Good job. Unfortunately, Nadeau lost. We'll find out about your punishment on the daytime yak today at 1. Everybody else, you guys are in good standings. You guys should start thinking about your team videos for for today we're gonna meet at the office at 10 you guys will get your editors and then you'll be all set to go for that um other than that great job congrats to everybody that was fucking hilarious i'll see you at the office that was so good oh my god tj great work can i see the can i I see Chris Clemmer's avatar run?

He didn't use any energy until that moment. It was the fastest a person's ever been. It was so fast. I want to see him versus Che in a 40 badly. The best part was the first clip of Nadeau traveling. Look at this. After burners. He didn't touch the rim the whole game Oh man

I could have gone better Can you get him running into the movie theater Doing that Maybe some sonic rings in front of him Holy fuck Oh man doing that or maybe some sonic rings in front of them holy fuck um yeah oh man oh man should we try to talk to any of them about that so jeff and do lost john rich won correct no john rich did win yeah scored first i don't know if that's winning took a while we won we won audience won we have a trophy to give him what i'm saying oh yeah we do We have a trophy to give him. That's what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah, we do. Oh, here's the stats. Oh, yes. Okay, so we got Nadeau 0 for 10. Seven rebounds and a steal. Seven rebounds is crazy. Luke's plus minus is nice. Yeah, wait.

Luke went one for two from the field. That's really nice. What's RB? Is that a run back? This was one for two from the field. That's really nice. What's RB? Is that a run back? This was one for two from the field. I think it was one RB's. I think it was a sandwich. Marcy kind of a stat patter there.

She had six rebounds. Wow. Unbelievable. Danny filled out the stat sheet too. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, she did. Wow.

Two lines. One block, one turnover. On the do. Oh, one steal. The do's one steal was when he just fucking swiped all these glasses off his face. Made the man blind. Talking to do? Is he nervous?

Should we get in the do in here? Yeah, let's. I'll go get. Should I go get his prize? Yeah. All right. Let's get him in here and then tell him. Yeah, so you set it up. Set it up. I'll tell him and I'll get his prize? Yeah. Let's get him in here and then tell him. You set it up.

Set it up. I'll tell him and I'll get his prize. The dude, you're in. Come on in. Can't wait for this angle. The spin here is going to be good. Jeff, what's up, brother? Hey, dude.

Yo. Yo, so how was it, dude? You didn't score a lot, but you had a lot of rebounds. I had a great stat line. I mean, Ben Wallace, you know. Jeff, you had an awful stat line. No, my rebounds were awful. Six rebounds, dude. Seven.

I had a couple of steals. You also. Not everybody in the NBA was a great scorer, dude. But you also changed that you didn't dribble. Well, there's no rules. Yeah, how did you – what was the thought process? Well, that was my thought process. There's no rules in this.

So I was just – I wasn't going to tire out by dribbling. I didn't want to lose the ball, that kind of thing. That is the hardest part. I wasn't taking any energy. I can dribble, as the montage showed. I just didn't want – there was no rules. So I did what I do. So you were the first one to think of, like,

when did you think of, I'm not going to dribble? When did you, like, come up with that strategy? I pretty much thought that right away when I came in. Really? You're just like, oh, they're not calling travels. I'm just fullbacking the entire time. Yeah, I'm just going to be like Mike Allstott, you know? Sass said you have good running form.

Thanks. You do. I've worked on it. I'm not a fucking basketball player. I bet on basketball. I'm not a fucking player, you know? Well, basketball is over. Are you guys in the right mindset to make a good video?

Oh, our video, I'm going to tell you now, is fucking awesome. It's done? Not totally. Perfect. Go perfect. Not totally. Well, before you go, before... Tell me to.

Okay, all right. You should have said no out of respect, out of a man of honor. You should have said no. But, all right, so... You're sitting in a made man's seat. Get your act. Jeff, nice bike, right? Yeah. Talk in the mic. Talk in the mic right there. Out of a men of honor He should have said no But alright so He was sitting in a made man's seat So Jeff He's whacked Jeff Nice bike right Yeah

Talking to Mike Talking to Mike right there You're not going yet Nice fucking bike that is Yeah It's a beautiful bike So you lost Yak basketball

And You get the bike You have to Yeah you just have to take that bike You have to get it out of here It's a gift That's a gift for you I just gotta get rid of it

It's yours No it's yours It's yours The charger broke So it's no longer electric. You have to pedal it. It is heavy, and it is tough to ride. It's mine. It's yours.

Get it out of here. I wouldn't even care if you... You've got to keep it in your office for a spin, right? I wouldn't care. If you take it one spin, yeah. Ride it around the office once. Because you actually won that bike. By losing the game, you won the bike.

You were on screen the longest. Screen time is key. I'm looking forward to riding it around. I jailbroke it. It used to go 20. Now it goes 25 miles per hour with a charge. It seems to be a fucking catch here. Flappy Bird.

What's the MSRP on that? It's broken. That's the catch. 2,000? I think it still has some juice in it. It has some juice. I can still pedal around. Pedal around.

And if you find a charger, if you find a charger for this designer bike right here, then you can just charge it back up, and it's basically a motorcycle. And we're going to switch the payments to your name. For sure. I can't dribble, or I don't play basketball anymore. I used to, but. Sure. How long ago?

Ten years. It's been a while. Yak basketball should be America's fifth sport. Yeah, there's no rules, so I just, you know. It's been a while. Yak basketball should be America's fifth sport. There's no rules. It's incredible. Congratulations on your bike. You can take your bike. It's yours and you're responsible for it.

You have to have it with you all day. Take it one spin. Get on the bike and ride around the office once. Victory lap. I want to see you come back through. Under 10 seconds, you win another bike. You have to carry that with you all day as well. Interesting way to go.

I don't know. I think he's just going to tip over. He's going to try to pop a wheelie. Biden. The dude doesn't close doors. I've noticed that about him. It has juice. He can throttle it. I don't think he can ride a bike. He's kind of emblematic of his career here. He doesn't close doors. I've noticed that about him. It has juice. He can throttle it.

Well, that's kind of emblematic of his career here. He doesn't close doors. He does not close doors. He's always open. He's always coming through doors. He leaves, but he's always open. We have a compilation of... Tyler made a compilation of misses.

Can we just watch that? Yeah. That was the only video we watched. That was it. That is like three seconds shorter than the video. That was so fucking funny. like three seconds shorter than the video. That was so fucking funny. I thought you deleted your TikTok.

God damn. Seriously, like, Yak basketball, we should start a league where it's just that. I watch that all the time. Oh, here he goes. He's definitely using his feet on the ground a lot. Biden biking. He's doing very well in my eyes. Blattman.

Blattman. Can you close that door? Thank you. Thank you. Dude, should we talk to any of the other competitors or fuck them? Yeah. I feel like we should. Are we assigning them blog topics?

Yeah, we got to assign blog topics. So that's the other part of today's challenge. They have the teams of three making a five-minute video for the elimination tonight that we will view. There he goes. There he goes. Oh, he's picking up shit. Oh, yeah. And then we're going to give them a blog topic. They all have to blog the same topic, whatever they want to do with it.

So what do we want to – it's our decision what the topics will be. I think we should go to to wikipedia click random article and they have to write about that okay well we were going to do a wheel spin a wheel spin okay yeah just like random like we could do i think politics should be on there sex religion politics sex religion politics and then one with all three yeah yeah one with all three maybe like like the Pittsburgh Pirates you know what I mean some random shit Barron Trump

throw that on there what else I don't want to limit them in any way right but we're giving very broad these are broad topics and it's just what They can do with them Let's do a Like the free agency period Of like a very obscure sport

Yeah KHL Yeah Yeah I don't even know what the KHL is Is that I know what two of them mean Is that Russian

We want to do broad topics So I was looking at topics But Yeah Give us anything There's nothing really good I'm just worried it'll be hard To be funny about it Very hard I was just looking at news I think that would come across us anything. There's nothing really good. I'm just worried it'll be hard to be funny about it.

Very hard. I was just looking at news. I think that would come across as boring. But they have to make something out of nothing. Okay, then pick a topic. I think they're watching right now. No, I... So they know.

Are they? Yeah. Should they be allowed to watch? I don't want to say it, KB, but we did discuss this at the meeting last night, too. Yeah, I know. I don't think. We sat in a circle,

and you were just sitting Native American style. Everything we've talked today is a surprise to you. You just sat behind Brandon brushing his hair the whole time. I'm going off of what I've seen yesterday. I'm rooting for them to succeed. You do this wheel. I want KB to decide the wheel. Give us six topics that we can spin a wheel on.

Because you're the blogging guy. You are. When they come in, they're like, I respect the blogger. You're the one. So give them six. Just six broad topics. Some for the guys, too. I kind of want them to pick their own.

I think it should be maybe I like the person. I would blog about things that I was interested in. But the point is that they all have the same topic, so we can judge what they do off of that. It's a common denominator. Why doesn't KB pick a continent, and then everyone takes a country in there and no political stuff?

Nope. Nope. Nope topic. Personal food. Yeah. Okay. I think it should all be like the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you. Is that Noah Beck?

No, it's Griffin Johnson. You're great. Alright, so do the wheel. Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you. Greatest accomplishment. I don't know who that is, bro. I know.

First kiss. What? It could be fantasy. It could be fantasy yeah like a date yeah first date first date what other raisins

your mom mine? they all get the same topic I think it's most embarrassing that opens the doors for humor self deprecation I think it's most embarrassing. That opens the doors for humor, self-deprecation. I think that's the best bet here. All right, so you just want to do that? No wheel?

Just most embarrassing moment. Can we just do a wheel where it all says most embarrassing and we just have to spin it anyway? I want to have a wheel. I feel like you're kind of depriving us of a wheel. So let's just put it all as most embarrassing and maybe one slivers raisins. Yeah, one slivers raisins.

One person will have to blog about raisins. One slivers raisins. The history of. History of raisins. The future of. The future of raisins and what they pair best with. Raisins, past, present, and future. Yes. Yes. I'm not really interested

in the present, to be honest. No, if it hits raisins, they have to do raisins. We all agree. Yes. Is that fair, KB? Do you have any objections to raisins? All right, so we bring them in in order of their scoring. Wait, is it one topic for all? No.

I think one person should do raisins. Let's get them all in. John first? Yeah, John first. What? Yeah, we'll spin it for each one of them. One of them might end up with raisins. Congratulations to whoever gets raisins, by the way.

What? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Just cry here. They're all listening. They should just come in. One at a time, though.

John's late. He's in the bathroom. Oh, yeah, we got to figure out why were people late. I think it was just Nadir, wasn't it? It was two people. John's late He's in the bathroom Oh yeah We gotta figure out Why were people late I think it was just Nadir Wasn't it It was two people

No no Talk in the mic You can sit here Brandon Alright so How you going Brandon John You won Yak basketball

Yes Well actually you lost Everyone lost But Right How'd you feel That you did out there I felt really good

In the moment I didn't look as good Yeah I thought I was going to That's kind of the rub Yeah But how did you feel that you did out there? I felt really good in the moment. I didn't look as good as I thought I was going to. That's kind of the rub of React Basketball. When they released that video of us in L.A., we all were like, wait, that's what we are? Right. Humbling experience. It was fun, though.

Yeah. All right, so we're going to spin the wheel. You're going to have to write a blog today. Awesome. Everyone's going to have to write a blog. You want to show the wheel. You're going to have to write a blog today. Awesome. Everyone's going to have to write a blog. You want to show the wheel? We'll spin it. It's either most embarrassing moment and then there is a chance you might have to write about raisins.

I want raisins. Okay. If your most embarrassing moment has to do with raisins, you have to do your second most embarrassing moment. Correct. The most embarrassing moment, I can't. I can't reference it. What about grapes? No. You have to do your second most embarrassing moment. Correct. The most embarrassing moment, I can't. Can't reference it.

What about grapes? No. No. Grapes are just a trick. Yeah, you couldn't call grapes to me are future raisins, baby. Okay. Okay. They're just bloated raisins. Oh.

No way. Raisins. No way. No way. The wheel is just. The wheel is. All right, so you'll be writing about raisins. I guess that saved us a ton of time.

We can just tell everybody else. Yeah, everyone else has. So everyone else got to spin, so grab someone else. Bring someone else in. All blogs do to me by 5 o'clock. Yeah, 5 o'clock. 5 o'clock. 5 o'clock.

5 o'clock. Grab just someone else. Tell someone else to come in. Wait, aren't they all most embarrassing now? No, everyone gets to spin. Multiple people. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, really? I thought it was just one raisin. Gotcha, gotcha Yeah. No, everyone gets to spin. Multiple people. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, really?

I thought it was just one. I thought it was one raising. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Everyone gets to spin. Oh, okay. Everyone has one chance at raising. Yes, correct. I'm so sorry.

There's that motherfucker. All right, Wyatt. Wyatt. Wild move to just only bring Birkenstocks. I didn't know where he'd be running. What's the inseam on those bad boys? They definitely. Four inch inseam.

Four inch. They definitely told you you'd be running. They's the inseam on those bad boys? They definitely... Four inch inseam. Four inch. They definitely told you you'd be running. They did say athletic gear. You're also in New York City that requires a lot of walking. These are walking shoes. Yeah, but you're going to step on multiple hypodermic needles and human shit. That's the fun part.

I like you, Wyatt, but yeah, time management and following instructions doesn't feel like your strong suit. Fair enough. Okay. Disagreeable people make the most money, so maybe that's a... Wait, what did you say? Disagreeable people make the most money.

Oh, I thought you meant Wyatt. Nuh-uh. Disagreeable as in like... Nuh-uh. You're doing like a Steve Jobs, like break all the rules kind of thing? Okay, yeah, I got you. I got you. Break all the rules.

Break all the rules. Don't take chemo. You're going to write a blog today. You're going to write a blog on one of these topics up here on the wheel, and you have to do it by 5 o'clock, okay? Did we set a word count limit? No. Let's write a blog.

Okay. So it's either your most embarrassing moment or raisins. Gotcha. Okay, here we go. Okay, most embarrassing moment. All right, Wyatt, send someone else in, brother. Send someone else in. Pick out the person who you think will be eliminated next.

Yes. We won't tell them. Yeah, we won't. We shouldn't be watching it. We cannot watch it? Shouldn't be. The person you think will be eliminated next. All right, so then pick out who you think watching it. We cannot watch it? You shouldn't be. The person you think will be eliminated. That's what you have to do. You have to pick out the person you think is going to be

eliminated. That's what John did. John did. Yeah. Oh, who's he going to pick? I think she just came in here on her own. Oh, yeah. Yeah, surely he didn't pick. I think she just came in here on her own. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure.

Yeah, Caroline, you're in. Yeah, yeah. I like the jeans. Oh, no, he's not in Danny, actually. Oh, no, he's not standing in Danny. Caroline, you were late to basketball? Yes, a little bit. 12 minutes.

What happened there? Well, I was, you know, I'm kind of like Dennis Rodman, so you'd rather have the best, but they can be late. Got it. So we have a Steve Jobs and a Dennis Rodman. This is Dennis Rodman. Okay. We look similar.

All right, so we're going to spin the wheel. You're going to have to write a blog by 5 o'clock. Cool. Let's spin it and see what the topic is. It's either going to be most embarrassing moment or raisins. Probably most embarrassing moment. Chances are. Statistically, but yeah, most embarrassing moment or raisins? Probably most embarrassing moment. Chances are. Statistically, but yeah, most embarrassing moment.

So 5 o'clock, you weren't ready to write about raisins? No, I mean, I love raisins. Big fan. Actually, I don't even want to hear you talk about raisins. Most embarrassing moment. All right, thank you, Caroline. Pick the next person. Hey, Caroline, pick the person you think is going to be eliminated next.

You just go grab them. Grab them and tell us. No one loves raisins. Nobody loves raisins. Some people, maybe they don't mind them. She's a liar. Yeah. I just learned a lot about her personality.

No one loves raisins. It's like caping for Clementine. I don't think she actually is picking the person she thinks. Cantaloupe, cantaloupe. Okay. Clementines are great. I love cantaloupe. I was about to cape for clementines. Who thinks the type that would cape for cantaloupe?

Yeah, cantaloupe is terrible. I'm the exception. It belongs in the brutality. I'm the exception to the most rules, yeah. What's she picking to do? Fuck yeah. Wow. Wait, let's just shift.

Somebody come in here. Somebody come in. It's a fight now. Oh, okay. Oh. Wow, so Caroline thinks you're going to get eliminated next. We hear the deal. What's she saying?

What's she saying? What's she saying? They're listening. What are they arguing? Danny? There was a fight outside. Well, it was a little tall. How did you think you did in basketball?

Pretty average. Decent. I don't know. I was pretty aggressive. Decent stats. Yeah, you had pretty good stats. When you saw me walking on the street to work today, did you not know it was me, and did you try to get me in your video?

So I had debated it, and that's why I was like, wait, actually I shouldn't be doing this. It's the blue shirt. I always wear black. I totally knew that. It's the blue shirt. I've never seen you wear blue.

Why'd you go with an indigo? The frayed jeans, too. The fray at the bottom of the jeans is also out of character for Nick. I accidentally bought 36s instead of 33s. Did you trim them down? No. They look good.

All right, so, Dani, you're going to have to write a blog by 5 o'clock. Okay. Topics are either most embarrassing moment or raisins. What's your favorite thing about raisins? I don't know. I mean, they kind of raise the roof. Raise the roof, yeah. All right, so it's most embarrassing moment. Okay. It's hard. I don't really I mean they kind of raise the roof raise the roof yeah alright so it's most embarrassing moment

okay it's hard I don't really get embarrassed that much I have to really think but I well then you could do something embarrassing today and write about it

ooh okay alright good luck good luck bring in I have some stories I just gotta

I gotta think about it sure bring in the person you think that's gonna win this competition okay okay she wasn't supposed to leave the room yeah that would have been genius Bring in the person you think that's going to win this competition. Okay. Okay. She wasn't supposed to leave the room.

That would have been genius. Just walking right back in. Let's see who Danny votes for. I want a dude to write a love letter to Ebony. Yeah, can we do that? When he comes in, let's change up the wheel and have one be one of those slivers be a love letter to Ebony. We have all of them be that? Only a three sliver wheel, though.

And raisins, too. All right, Luke. Oh. Everybody's doing this thing where they do the opposite. Yeah. He's got a type. Luke. What's up, Luke?

Luke, why didn't you use your body more in basketball? Luke. What's up, Luke? How are you? Luke, why didn't you use your body more in basketball? You had the ball the first time. We thought it was over. You were good. Dude, I know. It sucks because you saw how bad they were D-ing up, though, right? Yeah.

That was nuts. Yeah. So I was like, fuck that. If they're going to hack me, I was like, I'll try a half court. I like those half court shots, but it didn't work out. You were D-ing up, too. You were waiting under the basket. When they got there, you were playing D.

I was playing D, baby, yeah. That was my strategy, just for the rebound. I knew it was going to be one of the last ones. I knew it. Because this thing was going fucking hard as shit. And also, I can't – down a – You all right? Oh, no.

Don't hold the mic. Oh, don't hold the mic? Oh, yeah, don't hold the mic. Oh, don't hold the mic? Oh, yeah, don't hold the mic. Temperamental. It's okay. You're good. So, yeah, it was tough, but I knew I had him where I wanted him because they ran out of gas. Yeah, they did.

He was smart. Yeah, that was smart. I had a little gas at the end of the day. A little gas. Clever, clever. Look at Clever. That was amazing. Yeah, no, he was incredible.

I hear gas. All right, so Luke, you're going to have to write a blog by 5 o'clock. Okay. And we are going to spin a wheel to see what your blog topic is. Okay. All right. Before we do it, do you have any topics you would want to write about? Yeah, I mean like old school logos, like team logos.

Oh, yeah. Why they went defunct. It's embarrassing when they go defunct. Yeah, man. like old school logos, like team logos. Why they went defunct. It's embarrassing when they go defunct. Yeah, man. Someone designed that. Oh, my logo went defunct. The Expo. It works really hard to funk.

It never happens to me, dude. I'm sure it just loses a team. Yeah, the fuck happens to their logo? Yeah. What's it doing now? Where are they now about logos? What is that logo, an M? Yeah.

Okay. It looks like an ELB, though. Am I nuts? Oh, dude. The Expos logo. It looks like a J, a JL. All right, I'm going to say it for you right now, Luke. You're going to do most embarrassing moment or raisins.

If it hits the orange most embarrassing moments, you can do logos. Okay? History of logos. The pastel orange. Oh, yeah, there's two oranges there. Okay, both oranges. All right, he's got a chance at logos Two chances

Oh, and it's the most embarrassing moment Of my life Yes, of your life No mention of logos or raisins Bring in the person that you think is the richest left Okay, that's good Thank you Okay

Who do you think is the richest?. Okay, that's good. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. Who do you think is the richest? I don't know. I think Wyatt. Yeah. A gap year. I think your gap year is a rich move. Caroline.

I think Ali. He's rich. Climbers got dark money. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he doesn't know how to access it. He's got Saudi money.

Yeah, Ali has oil type. Oh, no, I didn't even know how to access it. He's got Saudi money. Ali has an oil tycoon. Oh, no, I didn't say that. Ali has an oil tycoon. Ali, come on in, brother. Oh, okay. How's it going? Yeah, come on. Ali.

Ali. Oh, he's got a slur on his shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Those are jicks. So, Ali, what do you think about your one-on-one battle with Nadeau? Do you think that's going to be like a bird magic kind of thing that people talk about forever? I paid him $20.

So you are the richest. Yeah. Okay. Are you wealthy? No, no. I'm poor as fuck. Were you in this good of shape yesterday? No, I just covered up.

This is just a smaller shape. You had biceps yesterday, though. I was saying that yesterday. I was trying to do the bench press thing, man. I'm trying to beat fucking Steven. I should be. Oh, Frank is getting in the mix. So I saw in your post-day interviews yesterday, you were upset about Zach getting sent home.

Yeah. You've worked with him. Oh, yeah. We used to do stand-up way back in the day in the Tampa Bay area. Okay. Both from Tampa Bay? Tampa Bay scene. Well, no, he lives in Nashville. I live in Tampa now.

We used to do stand-up way back in the day. That's how we met, and then now he's living in Nashville. I'm doing my Tampa thing. That's dope. Okay. I'm a Tampa guy in my eyes. Let's spin the wheel to see what topic you're going to be writing about tonight. So 5 o'clock, you have to have a blog done.

It's either most embarrassing moment or raisins. Fingers crossed for raisins. There's a lot to talk about. It's going to be the most embarrassing moment. I already got one. All right. All right. I got plenty.

Yeah, it happened three weeks ago also. All right. Crushing the mind. All right, bring in someone. I don't know who else is left. I was the last one to actually make it, and then Nadu was. I think Marcy hasn't been in, so let's get Marcy. Nor has Nadu.

Yeah. Nor has Clemmer. Nor has Clemmer. Yeah, so TJ's get Marcy. Nor has Nadeau. Yeah. Nor has Clemmer. Nor has Clemmer. Yeah, so TJ, get that ready for Nadeau's wheel. It should be love letter to Ebony is like five slices. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Marcy.

Marcy, welcome. By far the best basketball player. So you can play basketball. Yes, I can play basketball. Yes, I did play basketball. Yeah, you were good. Did she stuff Nadeau at one point? I think you did.

Was it frustrating that Yak basketball didn't allow true basketball? It was frustrating because it felt like foul to not dribble the ball when I ran and just carry it. And I honestly think I would have scored so much early on if I just held the ball instead of dribbled it. But it just felt so unnatural. It was fun. was a lot of fun definitely really tiring I've never honestly been that tired before playing basketball so 6 30 in the morning 6 30 in the morning yeah you guys started to become friends out there oh my gosh yeah there are alliances any drama I don't think there's no no I don't really I wouldn't say alliances or no definitely no drama i like genuinely think they're all like great people out there like it's all of them well they're not did anyone stay the night together no we heard oh so no that's fine um has anyone really like

separated themselves from the like who is anyone ostracizing themselves and not being part of the group um i just think nadeau's kind of... I mean, he's definitely older than us, and he's just, I feel like... I don't know. How old do you think Chris Clemmer is? That is true. I don't even know.

And how about Ali? Yeah. Nadeau's 22. Mm-hmm. No, but I just feel like he doesn't really mingle with us as much. Yeah, well, I think it's more like he doesn't want to mingle with you because you'll fall in love. It looks like that guy walked into court.

He's threatened by your campus content as well. Yeah. He doesn't, like, if you talked him to do for more than two minutes, you will fall in love. Probably. Yeah, so you got to be careful. Okay, let's spin. You're going to write a blog. Okay.

Due by 5 p.m. Okay. And it's either Most Embarrassing Moment or Reasons. Most Embarrassing Moment. Most Embarrassing Moment. All right. I have it. Here we go.

Let's go. Okay. So can you now bring in Clemmer, and then Clemmer will bring in your dude to finish this off. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Yes. Tonight's elimination is going to be fun. I can't believe someone's going to get a job.

It's definitely been those moments. I'm just stressing. I want the videos to be good. I do, too. I want them to get on. There's not much I'm looking for, but there's a lot of things I'm not looking for. Yeah. That's a good way to put it.

All right, Chris. Yes. Incredible performance in the basketball game. Thank you. Have you played yak basketball before? I have not, no. My first time playing yak basketball. It seemed like you had played.

No, I just, you know, pick your spots, turn on the old man jets and go. What did you think with having a heckler there? You honestly really couldn't hear him that well because he's on one side of the court. He seemed to be more focused on the dude than jets and go. What did you think with having a heckler there? You honestly really couldn't hear him that well because he's on one side of the court. Yeah. He seemed to be more focused on the dude than me, I think. Yeah. You don't like Justin.

I don't mind Justin. No, no, no. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. You do not like Justin. I looked for Justin. Do you know the whole back story of that? I know the whole back story. You do not like Justin.

I like Justin a lot. Justin. A lot? I did. Justin, yes. Justin was someone I liked a whole back story. You do not like Justin. I like Justin a lot. Justin likes me. A lot? I did. Justin, yes, Justin was someone I liked a lot, yeah. So what happened? Now I'm not happy with him. Okay.

All right. That's fair. All right. Have you ever spoke to Kirk at all since this competition started? No, he texted me a couple times yesterday, but then I know he's not very happy with me either. But, I mean, you know. What is he mad about with you? I think he said, I think he thinks I think my performance last night

was a lazy. I think that's what he said. Well, there was someone who pointed out that Texas Poop Hold'em was an idea that you had had for a while.

I said it on. That's true. You did say it. For 20 years I've been playing it. I've never done it. Ran back the hits. Ran back the hits.

He's got one idea. Oh, I had two. We forget. Oh, soon we forget. No, he had double that, Dan. All right. So, Chris had two. Soon we forget. No, we had double that, Dan. So, Chris, we're going to have everyone write a blog. It's due by 5 p.m.

And the blog topics are either most embarrassing moment or raisins. What's your favorite brand of raisin, Chris? It's like a red box. Sunmade. Sunmade. Yeah. That's most. I like the raisin brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's most. Pretty much the only.

I like the Raisin Bran. Oh, oh. Justin. Oh, it's Justin. Are we going the whole, Justin doesn't like me, I love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Justin, he, Chris. He doesn't like you. I don't like you anymore.

Chris tried to claim that he doesn't hate you. I don't hate him. Oh, well, I don't, I hate you. Because I tried to help you out With multiple things And you were shitty But Yeah So Chris is gonna be here

For the rest Justin's gonna be here For the rest of the day Heckling you That's fine Day or week Whatever you want You're staying put

No you're here You're welcome to stay As long as you want I appreciate it Yeah God for life Also Justin for some reason Has a face that Ebony

Did not believe that he was Allowed to be in this office. He's wearing a New England Patriots shirt. Are you kidding me? All right, so most embarrassing moment, and Justin, just stick on Chris. Stay on him. Yeah, stay on him wherever he goes. Do your pitch yesterday for most embarrassing moment.

Okay. He said do your pitch yesterday for most embarrassing moment. All right, said do your pitch yesterday for most embarrassing moment. All right, Chris. Hi, Chris. Bring in Nadeau. Good luck. Good luck tonight. We'll see you at 7 p.m.

I think that's everybody after Nadeau, right? Yep, that's everyone. I love that he has a personal heckler. Hey, dude, coming in. He comes back in. All right, Jeff. Where's the bike? Where's your bike?

Okay, that's right. Try on it. It's on the desk. All right. I was thinking about, can I sell it? Yeah, you can sell it. I had a delivery driver that was going to pay me $20 for it, but I didn't know if I actually could. Yeah, no, you can sell it.

It's broken. It's worth $2,500. It's worth $2,500. If you just get a charger for it, You can't be selling it for $20 I'll figure it out Yeah get a nice deal on it At least if you're gonna sell it You know what I mean

Alright so you have to write a blog by 5pm And we have blog topics for you on the wheel And we're gonna spin the wheel So your blog topics are Most embarrassing moment Raisins or Ebony love letter So you gotta write a love letter to Ebony And you can use old love letters to Ebony if you want.

Recycle, yeah. Spin it. This could be the most unjust thing in the world. Raisins would be rough. Oh. Come on. So we have Ebony love letter. No.

Yeah, Ebony love letter. Why don't you just write a love letter to Ebony? Okay, all right. Thank you, Nadeau. Wheel hardos are going to be pissed. to Ebony? Okay, all right. Thank you, Nadeau. Wheel hardos are going to be pissed. That's fine. That's all right. We want that Ebony love letter.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that. Oh, back twin. Oh, shit. The first time you used that correctly. You guys are identical. I have a question for you guys. You used to steal Gouda from Shady Maple in Lancaster.

Yeah. He used to steal all the cheese. Granted, there were some free samples, but he would steal. There's good cheese in Lancaster. I mean, it's not Amish shit. You get the fucking local farm fresh cheeses. There's a lot of dairy up there. Dude, but how much are you guys considering how you would want to interact with someone at work?

Not yet. Are you considering the interpersonal side of it as much as just the content creation side? Are you thinking this person will be in your orbit, out of your orbits? What do you all think? One guy out there I think would be great in our orbit, in my orbit. And some of the girls, I don't think they would ever be in my orbit, but I'm not considering that yet.

Who's the one? I think John Rich would would i think he's still the most nervous yeah he is i i have the way i'm viewing this is i'm not going to consider any of these people as real threats to win this until we get to thursday yeah i'm probably it's right now it's just a simple have you done anything to make me laugh? No. You know, let's be honest. Yesterday was kind of rough. Yeah.

Three hours is a lot harder to come up with original and funny content. Well, here's the thing. How many times people started things and you're like, this isn't good. And you scrapped it. They didn't have the time to scrap. Yeah. And it is. Like I said yesterday, like all these people are taking a swing.

That takes balls. Putting yourself out there. Granted, some were abysmal. Oh, yeah these people are taking a swing. That takes balls. Putting yourself out there. Granted, some were abysmal. They were very bad. Horny Batman. That's why they have to win. Can I say something real quick? Trust tree, just between us? No one else, just please turn down the volume real quick.

I kind of miss Horny Batman. Yeah, I do too. Can we bring him back? I don do too. Can we bring him back? I don't know. He's like... Can we bring him back? It's getting funnier the more we talk about it.

Oh, well, Gay Joker's been around. Gay Joker came back out of the woodwork. Respawn Gay Joker. Gay Joker was so good. I think Horny Batman's going to be a cult classic. There's more in the works. By the end of this week,

we're going to just have like three people left and we're like, actually, none of you won Horny Batman. So my biggest fear for tonight with the videos is people have been funny. There have been frontrunners. But if it's the same thing.

Yeah. Yep. They got to show a little diversity. Yep. I want them to be working on it now. Should be. I want them to be perfect. They have been.

They had 24 hours. So we can't really give them leeway this time around. We got to show diversity to work at Barstool. Mm-hmm. Internal diversity, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Okay, anything else we got?

I mean, 7 p.m. tonight, please subscribe to... Oh, we got... What was that? That was probably an ad read. Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Let me do the ad read and then bring... Yeah, tell us who's... Big cat, big cat.

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His final ball. Okay, so we're going to see who's editing. Yep. So do you have that graphic? Yep. Alright, guys, so we're going to see who's editing. Yep. So do you have that graphic? Ready? Yep. All right. All right, guys.

So I'm going to assign you guys your... That's on them. So Caroline, you're the first overall seat, so you're going to get the first choice. These are our editors right here. A self-look. Sully and Aria. Oh, my God. They're all good.

They'll all be helpful for you guys. It's on you guys to let them know what you want out of them. We're not judging it based on their editing skills. We're judging it based on your skills. Oh my god. Based on their body language right now. Why does this look like a lineup at a brothel? Turn around, Fasoli. Fasoli. You chose poorly. He's beaming. Danny, you're the second pick.

Mr. Bass Pro Shops. It's Kevin. I mean, Ari is the best kind of beer. Yep. We have no idea. They're basing their editing off the look of the editor. We have release forms for you guys. I'm going to go grab them in case you want to do stuff with strangers.

TJ, you've done a great job. I took Aria off wrestling for this. Good job, TJ. Can we take some with you guys? TJ, we should all stop. All right. All right. So Luke wasn't there either at time.

Oh, Sully's been stacking dubs, by the way. He got a Dave Portnoy retweet yesterday. Oh, he didn't. He got a tattoo to yesterday's date on his leg as well. Oh, Sully's been stacking dubs, by the way. He got a Dave Portnoy retweet yesterday. Oh, he did. He got a tattoo to yesterday's date on his leg as well. Yeah. Okay, so 7 p.m. tonight, Barstool main channel. Please subscribe to the Yak YouTube. We appreciate everyone who subscribed this week.

If you're new to the Yak, it's every day, 1 to 2. We get Burmese food every Wednesday, so stay tuned. Tomorrow we'll have some Burmese. Yep, and then to two. We get Burmese food every Wednesday, so stay tuned. Tomorrow we'll have some Burmese. Should we get Burmese tonight? I wouldn't mind. I'd get Burmese tonight before the show. Can we order the Burmese to the office? Just reek of Burmese.

We already ordered food for tonight. Oh, dude. Tomorrow night. And also, a little preview tickler for tomorrow. So we're eliminating three people tonight. We're eliminating a whole team. So it's three different teams. We're eliminating an entire team out of the competition.

So three people are gone. There'll be six tomorrow. And tomorrow is going to be very fun because we've got a lot of stuff planned with other people in the office, including tomorrow during the YAC, we're going to be watching a dozen competition. So we're going to be watching an episode of the dozen with the six remaining contestants tomorrow on the Yak. What is it? Oh, there's Matt Fitzpatrick.

Oh, hell yeah. Cut to that. That's sick. Steal their content. I read about the way he keeps his data, and it's fascinating. What is it? I'm about to interview him.

He keeps track of every shot. You have to look it up. It was very interesting. Are you going to help me? No. What's that, Tiger? No, it's not Tiger. Oh, I thought it was Tiger.

I would have been sick if it was Tiger. What's up, Matt? Carrying that trophy around? Matt Fitzpatrick ruined my son's birthday. What's he trying to prove? I don't understand. Just carrying it everywhere? A little try hard.

I'm going to tell him that on the interview. Straight up. I have tons of trophies. You guys have never seen one. You just bring them everywhere? Yeah. Imagine me bringing my Duncan Awards around. Did you get any?

That's the guy. That's the guy who ruined my son's third birthday. You should. What a dick. What a dick. Confront him right now. Smack the trophy out of his hand. Make him feel really bad.

Would it all be amended if he gave you the trophy? Yes. Okay. Yes. He will give you the trophies. Nick can promise that. Frank's crashing this. Get in there, Frank.

What do you got to say? Give him a push. Are you talking shit? Oh, there they are. Oh, Frank's crashing this. Get in there, Frank. Get in there. Oh, no. Jesse. Jesse. What do you got to say? Give him a push. Give him a push. Are you talking shit? What's he even talking shit about? He came back from this road trip more fearless than ever.

Yeah, he did. What's he doing? Emboldened. What is he doing? Oh, no. Oh, shit. He's all the way in there. You know I've never held the US Open trophy before.

Please touch it. Please mar it. I'd love to try touching it sometime. What is he doing right now? They're sending guys in after him. Where is he? I get him out. He's in there.

Oh. I just wanted, I just, I've never. Did you just end with his joke? He's got to unload his joke. It's going to kill him if he doesn't say it. Frank! Frank! Frank!

Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! We actually want him on.

It is loud out there. Frank! Frank! Frank! Oh, he's over us. Oh, he's got a joke, though. He's right. What were you going to say to Matt Fitzpatrick? I didn't really want to say anything to him. I just wanted to see the trophy. Oh, okay. I thought you had a joke for him.

Did you touch it? No, I just saw it. Touch it. Nice. Well, they're getting ready to broadcast. I don't want to disturb them. I just wanted to see the trophy. It was a podcast, not a broadcast. Thank you, Frank. Very nice. Appreciate it. Alright, see everyone 7pm tonight.

7pm. Very excited for the elimination ceremony. A full team being kicked off, and then we'll have six going into Wednesday And we'll be back here at one o'clock tomorrow With the six remaining on a dozen episodes So see you then We'll be right back. 7 o'clock tonight See you there