The Yak - Day 3 | Barstool Idol Presented by The Yak 6-22-22

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, that's an interesting camera shot. It's the Yak. The big two. Yes. Brandon and his titties. Yes. That's an interesting camera shot. It's the yak. The big two. Yes. Brandon and his titties. Yes.

That's three? Three, yeah. All right. No, no. I lump Brandon and his right tit into one. Brandon just has one big tit. All right. Like conjoined twins.

Yeah. We're just going to stay on the shot. Okay. Fair enough. They made Big Yak quit the show. Made Big Yak. Big Yak. Rest in peace, Big Yak.

Big Cat quit. Now, O. Yak. Best in peace, Big Yak. Big Cat quit. Now, O. Henry. Sucks. Fucking sucks, but we'll pick up the fucking pieces. What is this? All my... That appears to be Teddy Graham. Who sits here?

You know who sits here? Well, there was only one other person on the show, so I know exactly who left it. This is such a pet peeve of mine. Okay, well, would you like to have beef with that person? I hate rappers. Chill, bro. Marty Mush did that.

Especially with remnants. Just throw them behind you. But I hate discarding them. That's even worse. No, you made it up. I'll give a fuck. I don't want it on. TJ, can you play the Roan haircut alarm? I did fucking get a fucking joke.

Ooh. Wee, wee, wee. Goddamn, you look good. The dude's shaking. It's Yak Idol week. Yesterday, they were tasked with making merch. I have merch updates. Oh, shit.

The merch department. How many people are left? Six? Six left. Three of the six have under five pieces of merch sold. You want to guess who? We don't even have families then. We also haven't published that link yet.

It was on the store already? They've been on the store, but we haven't put the link out anywhere. Okay. Five is actually pretty impressive. Holding no weight. So then they just have, yeah, they have good fans. Well, three people have one has 17, one has 21, and one has 36. You guys want to guess?

God damn. Can I see the merch? No, no, no. I want to guess. I want to guess what the merch is as well. Don't base the merch on what it looks like. I feel like Nadoo should have 36 because he has the Barstool. Wrong. Nadoo has under five. No way. I think Luke has over. Yeah.

Luke is in second with 21. Is John in first with a Raisins shirt? John is in first with 36 sold. Dude, good for him because he doesn't have a big following. That means people support him. People support John. And in third is Danny with 17 sold. Everybody else is under five sold.

What's her shirt? I don't know what any of the shirts are. I just have the raw data. Can we pull those up to each? Whose do you want? Let's go in reverse order. I want to see the worst. Whose is that?

Run. I only have that bottom three are under five. That's all I know. Let's not overcomplicate things. I wouldn't mind seeing all of them, yeah. Let's do a wheel to see who we can't. We still have the ping pong ball machine. Let's do a wheel to see who we can. We still have the ping pong ball machine. Let's do a draft.

Oh, that's pretty good. Is that Lee's? Oh, and it looks like Big Dog. That's John's. Is that John's? Yeah. That's kind of pandering. That's all of our shirts.

We cannot judge merch or shirts or designs in any fashion. Yes. Correct. There we go. Definitely not merch sales. Or that. So I think, again, his inner Barstool knowledge is what's truthful, working. All right.

What's next? Dude, Nick, my friend has those same shoes, dude. I know a guy who has those shoes. Why'd you double-dude me? It's just that exciting of news. It is. I just had to share it. RIP Gene Hackman.

Is he dead? I think that might be Luke's shirt. Yeah, Team Luke on the back. But wait, why? He has not passed. He's calling a shot. Yeah, it would be awesome if well no it would be awesome if he died

but like if he just died you go put that on you'd be impressed yeah when Hackman does die that's gonna have a huge market is that Luke's I'm confused by the placement

of his hashtag team I kind of love it though that's like a 2014 thing that's the center of his back oh yeah yeah yeah it's the direct middle. So that one's in second place. RIP Gene Hackman.

All right, who else we got? We're reviewing their shirts. Whoa. Popping, popping. Happy haircut as well? No. Let's show him the first. You've never worn that color.

I have Rogue. First shirt, Big Cat. They're merch on my desk. That's the number one selling shirt. It's a John Rich classic. Okay, so... Okay. Wait, is that the number one?

Yes. Or is that John Rich? So this is John Rich. Is that his? We're talking openly about... Yeah, I mean, I like John Rich, but this is very esoteric. Yes. Right, right.

Big yak. It's done like big dog. How about that word? That was good. Are you on? I was going to let it slide like you use it all the time. I had two coffees in the last hour. It's got to be it.

Yeah, you're on a nootropic. It's like when, remember when Caleb made the big cat sweatshirt for his Christmas sweater? Yes. His ugly Christmas sweater and it was your face. Genius, yeah. It's very smart. Stole the shitload.

That's hilarious. Okay, so that's, is that the first one? Yeah, there's the second. This is Team Luke, RIP Gene Hackman. Still living and also the placement

of the, yeah, the hashtag is where I'm losing it. I like the front though because I was like, wait, Gene Hackman died? I'm so in on this one. Yeah. It's belie Gene Hackman died? I'm so in on this one. Yeah.

It's believable to have died. I am so in on this one. I hope there is no reference or joke behind it. I hope he just picked a random old celebrity. Yeah, no, he picked the perfect guy. Yes. Yeah. Because when was the last time you saw Hackman?

I think he retired from acting like five years ago, which is essentially saying I'm dead. Yeah. In our eyes. I like that a lot. You know what I'm worried about with Luke? I'm worried about that there's like, originally Barstool had a fat, like we liked fat.

We had a fat pen. We really leaned into it. And then the pendulum kind of swung the other way and we're anti, or we're like, we just hire fat dudes or whatever. But I'm worried that that's not giving Luke a fair shot. Yeah.

I haven't really even been looking at him as like, obviously I have but I haven't been thinking he's not really doing too much fat just like is this like when you're like you're like I don't even see color yeah it's like I don't like fatness I don't like cleft chins either but I'm still gonna like judge you fairly but you don't like fatness but like he has done some fat stuff. Him dumping the girls was a fat joke in a sense. Fat is funny when used correctly. It's a powerful tool.

Any weird body thing is funny. It can't be your only thing. That's the thing. That's where I lose. I agree with you. That's where I become fat phobic. Look at that fucking slob, R.A. He's never had a good outfit.

I saw him pissing. He lifted up his short legs. Why are you coming after R.A.? I walked in on R.A. to his face. He lifted up his shorts to piss out. Yes, he does. I've walked in on that. Yes.

That's smart as fuck. No, it's not. Your dick's closer to the top. He's probably got a fucking dog. And he only wears fucking basketball shorts anyway. He's never had an outfit in the dead of winter where he's not wearing basketball shorts. I think it's because his shorts are so fucking old.

If he uses the elastic, it's like a finite amount. Precious little elastic left. It's eroding like an artifact. He's turned to dust. Yeah. The third t-shirt was Danny's. Do we have Danny's t-shirt that we can get up there? Take a joke, Karen.

I hate that, I'll be honest. Why? I don't like the word Karen. I don't like the use of Karen as a joke. I do like the stool being used as a walker. That's a funny logo. I think she should have just done that. It's weird that it's doubled up design-wise.

Yeah. Were they told they had to put something on the back? No. No. I think just that would be a cool design. Or like it says old people rock or some shit like that. TikTok stars, it's a trend to have a catchphrase, and I think that's hers. Oh, is it?

Take a joke, Karen. She's using her brand. Got it. And then the bottom three have fewer than five shirts. I got to see those. a joke, Karen. She's using her brand. Got it. And then the bottom three have fewer than five shirts. I got to see those. All right, so we got to see these. So who is that? Caroline.

That's usually something only KB. Caroline Jeff. This is Caroline. I don't actually care about how many are getting sold. Oh. I like that. Oh, I like that a lot. A lot of rules.

That's good. What is this? It's similar. It's not Judy. It's not Judy. With the wheel. It is, again, esoteric, but. They didn't design these themselves.

Yeah, they did. They submitted the designs. Oh, they submitted the designs? Yeah. But it's different. That's Caroline's? Yeah. That's different than John Rich doing it because, obviously,

John Rich has done more inside barstool stuff. This is the first time Caroline has done something like that. Yeah, like I am. So I don't. Yeah, I don't. Complimented my blouse today. Yeah. And it's a nice blouse.

She was being very nice. I see what she's doing. OK. Seasonably cold today. Yeah. Sixty five this morning. I love it. Me too.

I love it. Me too. I work with two bug bites. So we got Jeff and Marcy. Have you caught what Jeff has? I've been. Me too. I went with two bug bites. So we got Jeff and Marcy. Have you caught what Jeff has? I've been touching his legs. Have you guys seen what Jeff looks like on Friday Night Pints right now? I do.

I do. Look at him. He's sinking in there. Yeah, he's, I mean. He's been going for a really long time. Good. I'm very excited for tonight's elimination because I saw them doing out of the corner of my eye, lowering the bar. Having to interact with everyone, this will show us something totally different because it's hard to be funny, you know, in those moments.

And we're going to get to see it. Like, they don't get to plan anything. You know what I mean? This is just natural. Yeah, right. Interacting with people on their stuff is like 70% of the job. Correct. Correct.

So I'm very excited to see how it goes tonight. All right, what are the other two shirts? Can I see them real quick? You got a Nadeau and a... Nadeau did good for us. Marcy. Send them home. Take my breath away.

This is Marcy's. I don't know what it is. Whose face is that on? It's not Miles Teller. Top Gun? Oh, okay. Or no. Is it Big Cat on Miles Teller? Big Gun? It's me. Or no. Is it Big Cat on Miles Teller?

Big Cat's body. Yeah. It's my body. Okay. That's like another one that's just. She lightened the nipples. Yeah. Okay.

I think that's just like she's taking the Barstool method of something that's like topical and throwing it on a shirt. Yep. That's okay because you made me look good. Yeah. That plays. Yeah. All right. That's okay because you made me look good at plays. Alright, what's the last one? I mean, that's an F.

Who's that? That's an F. Who's is that? That's an F. That sucks. He's doing stuff that's not even from the competition, even if you're going to be interbossed. He just keeps going back to the Rico well. That straight up sucks. He's doing stuff that's not even from the competition, even if you're going to be in or behind.

He just keeps going back to the Rico well. That straight up sucks. And that was actually yesterday. There was nothing that he did yesterday that was Rico, and now that he's back to it, that sucks. That's also just the Men of Honor logo. He just changed it to Men of Honor. That's all he did.

That logo was made for him by somebody else. F minus. I would love a shirt that's like, my bra has been stolen by Jeff Nadu, and all I got was this shirt. Yeah. There you go. We can do that. That works. I would love a shirt that's like, my bra's been stolen by Jeff Nadeau, and all I got was this shirt. There you go. We could do that. That works. So I went, I think

Luke had the best. Were RPGs... I just think that's what she said. No, that's not the best shirt. Unless that is a stolen sentiment, then I think it's the best. If I saw that in a thrift store, I would buy that. I like that one. I like Caroline's the best. If I saw that in a thrift store, I would buy that.

Check. I like that one. I like Caroline's. I don't think he should have put Team Luke on the back. No, good on him. I don't like that it was a hashtag. And also just completely off-center. I liked John Rich's as well. Yeah, again though, I'm going to say John Rich

has to show us something different. It was more impressive than Caroline because it's not what she's doing. Yeah. I agree. We're great. If John Rich had figured out how to put a parody

song on a shirt I would have been I would have complimented him. I would have been something different. Very. Yeah. Yeah.

We're like a sexual man on the street prank on crew neck. How are we done that before. We have a shirt. You have those on. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. That's the best one by far. The best one shirt? You have those on the store? Oh, yeah. These shirts. That's the best one by far. That's the best one. Oh, wow. Look at that. Thank you, Zach from Knoxville. Actually has less than three sold so far. How's everyone feeling?

Good. Overall? Great. I do too. I think yesterday went well. I do too. I like that we have differing opinions. Yes.

I think it's very easy to be hypercritical of attempts at humor, and it's also very easy to not showcase your true comedic talent when given time constraints and the pressure of the competition. Yep. I think today is Luke's day to lose. Really? Like, he is, I think this will be his best day. Because of the nature of the...

He's a good interpersonal guy. Sorry, that was very confusing. It's not like you were predicting his downfall. No, it's his to lose. It will be interesting. I'm very excited for tonight's elimination. I had to slap around some dummies last night on Twitter. I don't know if you guys saw.

You were really going at him? I saw you going back and forthmies last night on Twitter. I don't know if you guys saw. Yeah, I saw that. You were really going at him. I just was, I was like. I saw you going back and forth like 17 replies with one dude. Sometimes it's like cathartic to just be like, you know what? I'm hopping on Twitter for the next 30 minutes and we're going to do it. We're just going to get into it. People were complaining. What was the?

Oh, you don't know something. What? We have a beef. It's going to happen. Okay. The complaints were that it's rigged for Nadeau. Again, I feel like people are just watching a competition for the first time and think that last night was the end of the whole competition and Nadeau won.

Yeah, that's stupid. Also, we were ranking the top six of the bottom six. Nobody said Nadeau was the best in the competition. No one did. I think Danny is the front runner of the bottom six. Correct. Nobody said Nadu was the best in the competition. No one did. I think Danny is the front runner in the competition. Me too. I happen to think Nadu had the best day yesterday. Oh, you rigged it.

Everybody. You rigged it. I hate the negative connotation with that word. Can we stop that? You bozoed it. People think everyone sucks. What the fuck? Yeah, I don't like that.

Well, that's every Barstool idol. That's what I'm saying. People love being hypercritical of comedy especially people who have never tried it correct so I was thinking back to it it was like every Barstool Idol and they'll be like well Francis yeah Francis was very good he won Barstool Idol

but like that whole he also had to fake cancer to do it yeah that whole Barstool Idol had some really weak competitors too and the same one with the Mush and Mantis one so I did realize when I woke up this morning I was like people are going to complain about this barstool idol had some really weak competitors too and the same one with the mush and mantis one so i did realize when i woke up this morning i was like people are going to complain about this no matter what and say that all these people suck and none of them deserve a job and whatever i think we have some i think there's probably three to four people i could see working here

and we'll see who who does the best yeah one that went went home already two that went home already there clamoring and horny yeah I love Clemmer um what he contributed is why I factored in him being last he his pitch was too recycled yep his performance was too recycled pitches and he didn't really do anything in the music video besides. That's why I did respect Caroline. I think the music video sucked ass, but she did, with the time constraints,

she wrote something original. I'm suspecting that the first song she did, though, was not written that day. Probably, probably. I also don't love the musical comedy in general, but I think it's just showing the most promise. She put creative effort in while whereas other people. This is where it's good that we disagree because I think Caroline has not really done anything that impressed me so far.

I think I think also people don't realize how long it takes to make a funny video. Correct. It's not like even like three hours. Like that's not a long time to make like an a funny video. Correct. It's not like, like even like three hours, like that's not a long time to make like an actually funny video. Correct. Correct. Like that's a time crunch. Yeah.

Yeah. The thing is like if you get started and it sucks, they're fucked. Yeah. They have to just, which happens like you can have an idea that you think is good and then you record and you're like, well this is not funny at all.

Right. Right. Yeah. So I feel like it's been a jam packed two days. I'm excited for tonight. I did watch basketball again last night, just to laugh. That's good. The moment Nadeau decided that he wasn't going to dribble was like the game changed.

The whole, like I'm saying, like the world changed. Oh, yeah. Very funny. Steph Curry shooting half-court threes. Very funny. And everyone. All rules were off. I actually, that was when I stopped replying to people last night.

Someone was like, Nadeau traveled and double dribbled and no one called it. I was like, alright, I'm done. I can't do this anymore. They're also all shooting on different hoops. It's not... Everybody remembers where they were.

Should we bring them in? We have to watch the dozen. We have to watch the dozen. Let's explain this beef and then we can decide. There's a couple beefs, aren can decide who's going to get in the second beef. There's a couple beefs, aren't there? Who's the beef? So Jersey Jerry put out a tweet saying that Luke

had been messaging him saying that he wanted Jersey Jerry to knock out Nadeau. That he's been a fan of Jersey Jerry's for quite some time. Luke has. And that he disliked Nadeau. They just came off Friday Night Pints, so I don't know if they know. I think the camaraderie's high, too.

Between the two of them. Oh, they're talking now but don't know. I believe that's the case. They have to know. I mean, they just got pulled off Friday Night Pints. This just happened? Yes. Oh, okay. No, it was tweeted so they know. Boys? Perfect size. Hello, okay. No, it was tweeted, so they know. Boys. Perfect size.

Hello, boys. So we got some beef? Some what? Some beef. Beef? Talk in the mic. You too. With him?

Yeah. I would say he's probably my, like... Oh, no. Oh, jeez. Oh. No, no, no, dude. Into the mic. Into the mic. Share the mic.

Do not listen to them, bro. I did not say shit about them. I said you don't like them. Oh. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Come on. Luke, Luke.

Yeah. Separate them. Luke, here's what we'll do, Luke. Here's what we'll do. You don't have to listen to us to do. You just have to look at the monitor. Oh, it's a DM, so it's already fucking bad Where you going? You're fucking hilarious

Oh man Hold on How long ago man? I brought this fucking fight up And you there, and I think you didn't know who the fuck I was even talking about. We shared a nice breakfast this morning, and this is the shit I got to deal with? You did. You're a disloyal fuck. No, no, no.

Come on. That was so long ago, bro. Come on. I didn't know you. Loyalty matters, motherfucker. This was less than a year ago. Yeah, it was less than a year ago. No, put it this way. It was before I knew you. And all the matters, motherfucker. This was less than a year ago. Yeah, it was less than a year ago. Yeah, it was.

No, put it this way. It was before I knew you. And all the shit they were showing, you look like a dick. There we go. You're doing a villain role, that's all. I'll give you some slack, but you're my favorite person. You're my guy. Yeah, yeah. You're probably the only person I like at a time.

All right. We're good now. Now it's over. You guys can. Well, I didn't see that, though. That's all we needed. Yeah, yeah. Get out of here.

Get out of here. Wait, wait, wait. RIP Gene Hackman. How'd you didn't see that though. That's all we needed. R.I.P. Gene Hackman. How'd you come up with that? So, I went along so, it's funny as shit and I know, I think I got nervous because I heard on a podcast

Mark Norman, or Santino he was like, oh, comedian says that and it's funny as shit. So I'm not trying to steal that. But you did. Sounds like you did. No, no, no, no, no, no. that, and it's funny as shit. So I'm not trying to steal that. But you did. Sounds like you did. No, no, no, no, no, no. But dude, no, no. Dude, I swear to God, I thought of it, and then it came back to me. It might have been like a thing that just happened.

I swear to God, I did not steal that idea. We don't care. I just thought it was funny. I'm sorry. No, you're doing an apology. Did he say R.I.P. Gene Hackman on the podcast? No. He said it's just what they said.

It's funny. He said at the beginning of the stand-up, he's like, oh,P. Gene Hackman on the podcast? No. He said it's just what they said. It's funny. He said at the beginning of the stand-up, he's like, you know, Gene Hackman died. That's when he didn't say R.I.P. Gene Hackman. Got it. So I just wrote that was hilarious. That's not why I came up with that. All right. Don't apologize.

Okay. It's his shirt. All right. Thank you, Luke. You're from near Curious Yoil? Curious Joel. Yeah, baby. Palm Tree.

Do you see him a lot? Yeah, man. Crowd? You ever drive through there? No. Never will. It's like a different country. No, it's a different country, man. Yeah. Yeah. God tree. Do you see them a lot? Yeah, man. Crowd? You ever drive through there? No, never will. It's like a different country. No, it's a different country, man.

Yeah, yeah. God bless them. What country? Not Israel, right? No. No, there's not really a cynics in Israel, is there? No. Right? I don't think so.

And I'm fascinated by it. Muncie. It's like Muncie. Yeah. It lives up to the fascination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you.

No problem. You got great hats. Thank you up to the fascination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you. No problem. You got great hats. Thank you, Luke. Yeah. Appreciate it, Luke. My vote can be bought for the Pizza Hut Iraq hat. I got you. I got you.

I'll take that one off the record. And KB, are we doing the other beef or are we leaving the meat on the bone? Nick, it's up to you. I think I would welcome it. I just don't want it to time constraint. I think one of the parties might... Do the dozen. I don't know.

I wish Dan would... I have no idea what's going on. Should we do the dozen and then we can do it? You want to tell me to? Yeah, whisper it in his ear. What's happening? Should we text? Just text him.

Cut the mics? Why can't you just say it on the mic? It's J-R-N-N-D. It's John Rich and Nate. Dog. Oh, yeah. Well, Nate Dog has beefs with everyone. Yeah, so we shouldn't do it.

Yeah, I mean, we could. It was old tweets at Nate. Yeah. Nate was mad that John Rich made fun of Nate on his introductory video with a cracking aces joke. Right. Nate went and searched John Rich's old tweets. Also, it was just subscribing to the podcast. He took it as a joke.

Right. Nate searched his old tweets, sent it to a bunch of people being like, how can you let this happen? I was like, I don't, what do you, I mean, like, what are we doing here? So. And let's not old tweets. I don't want to. Right. I don't want to do that.

I don't think it'll be entertaining. It's a very bizarre. Nate can just deal with that with John Rich on his own. I think they spoke want to. Right. I don't want to do that. I don't think it'll be entertaining. It's a very bizarre. Nate can just deal with that with John Rich on his own. I think they spoke this morning. Okay. And how did they, how'd it go? I, I got away. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not a big fan of like pulling, like being like, oh, you tweeted this. Like, let's crucify you. It's a weird thing, especially at Barstool Sports. That's a, that seems like a glass house is moved by Nate. No, no, no. People people that to me on my first day people are gonna oh yeah i did that's right but that was funny what did i say what did you do i had a psycho i had a mental breakdown during that oh no you told me about you pulled me onto the act just to read my old tweets about shitting on bars so yeah but it wasn't like cancelable

things that that's that was just was john i don't think John. I don't want people to suspect the worst. No. I don't think. There we go. There you go. I didn't read the tweets, but I just assumed that's what it was. Like he was saying shit that was cancelable. So.

No. Okay. Oh, no. Okay. No. It wasn't canceled. All right. Cool.

He was chirping Barstool employees. Oh, yeah. He had one that said called Dave a pussy. Dave would not care about that. Dave Portnoy. Yes. Dave would not care about that. Yeah. Dave would not care about that. So.noy. Yes. Dave would not care about that.

Dave would not care about that. We have a dozen to watch. We do have a dozen. Also, we have to spin our wheel, too. Yeah, let's get that out of the way. Oh, yeah, fuck. Fucking wheel. Always. You had a nervous breakdown, Seth? His first day. What were your tweets, anyway? They were just, like, making fun of Barstool, right? Yeah.

Who cares? It was like my first. No one was mad yeah who can't like well i mean it was like my first i also no one was mad at you i remember you sitting i was sitting in the office it was like this was like during the pandemic so there's like no one here right and i was sitting there and you were sitting like across at your desk and you just started reading my tweets out loud to only me i was like yeah that's awesome yeah you You haze on people's first day. I told... I was so anxious. See if you can take the first shot.

The large always tells a story, but his first day, he was like, someone was like, oh, large, the comment section loves you. And I just like yelled from across the room, like, that won't last. Yep. I was like, fuck. You came up to me on my first day and said, you were like, so you think you're famous now? Like, what? And you're like, let me get your number.

And you put my, I'm in your phone as pedophile Nick. Yeah. No, you're not. You're Nick, KB's Nick. Oh, that's better. I lost. Okay. I also remember you being like, like there was some tweet where I made fun of Barstool

and you're like, you're like, you think that's funny? Like, this is how I feed my children. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're a dick. That's great. That's great.

You didn't even have children. Yeah. You didn't even have children. Yeah, I didn't even have children. It was just me and you. I think that's great. Awkward moments like that. It wasn't even on camera. I was just doing it for my own pleasure. You brought me onto the rundown my first day to meet Dave,

and you said I was the most boring man you'd ever met. Well, we were all leaning into that. Yeah, we were. It was neat. Look where it got you. Yes, sir. Yeah. Brandon never got hate.

Of this team. No one ever gave Brandon anything. Nobody ever gives him guff. Brandon got this job by guff. Brandon gave other people guff. I remember I went back to, in my diary log, in my notes app, it was talking about how much I hate the new guy Brandon quickly switched

because you were such a dickhead to me on our first encounter that's not true at all you were I like still think about it's in my diary it quickly changed

like within a week what was it I don't remember it at all you just talked down to me and you just came across like an asshole yeah I remember

I still remember I still remember my first day this is true and you were like the biggest. Like I was being bullied in high school. But then we came on the. Yes it is. I got to know you were good.

But that I'm just saying. Okay. Bad first encounter. Never with me. Never with me. At least I do for my own laughs. Yeah. I had to.

I. There was. I didn't have a desk. And Gaz wasn't here. So Nick let me sit at Ria's desk. And then on the second day I came in. And it was just Brandon. I went to sit at Ria's desk. then on the second day I came in and it was just Brandon I went to sit at Ria's desk

and he goes that was a one time thing he makes me find a new desk and I'm like I don't know where the fuck to sit that's good classic hey I mean that's fine that's pretty good

KB what was it like I was walking around was it like the first time we met KB I think I was really nice to you KB I went in for my intern interview and Ron sat me down talked to me made me feel a lot more comfortable he realized how anxious I was what was really nice to you, KB. I went in for my intern interview, and Roan sat me down, talked to me, made me feel a lot more comfortable.

He realized how anxious I was. What was our first interaction? I don't even remember. It took a while. You were nice from the get. Yeah, because I was like, you should come on the act, and then you came on the act, and you're like, I don't want to tell this story, and I was like,

don't ever do that again. Yeah. My first interaction. Roan Hayes is in person, but the most supportive guy via text. My first interaction with Roan was he said do you have any Molly? I said no. He said do you want to buy some?

Do you have any? He's done that to me too and I was like yeah let's do it. I have some. We've been on it. Everyone who shows up is just a new customer of our own. We're tripping in the woods. Yes, and he asked me about if you're a mistress in real estate.

He called you and asked to buy property, and you were freaking out the rest of the night. It was in the woods, yeah. You never know. Fuck. All right. Okay. So we're about to watch a trivia competition. Brandon, relax.

Brandon. You guys were all shocking. You have the self-control. It's okay, Brandon. You guys were all shocking. You have the self-control. It's okay, Brandon. We're all fucking joking. You have the self-control to watch trivia today without screaming answers. I'm hollering. Yes.

Look at me. No, he's not. He can't do it. We're all going to scream the answers. I'm ready. Brandon can holler. Why don't you write them down and let's see how you do after? I'll let Brandon hoot.

No, why don't you write down your answers? No, because I can't. I can't do that. One hoot. Okay. I saw them before the show. Oh, so you were going to yell them in everyone's face. No, I wasn't going to do that.

You're so good, you must have a ton of dozen trivia championships. Yikes. Yikes. Trophy case is bare. Well, I have one trophy. We have the Arizona. We have the Arizona trophy. We won a live event. is bare. Well, I have one trophy. We have the Arizona. What? We have the Arizona trophy.

We won a live event. Oh, I mean, that wasn't even real. We didn't go to Arizona. It happened. We had the event. We went through the questions on my desk. Arizona Bowl? Yeah.

It's on my desk. It's the only thing of the Arizona Bowl that actually happened. It's like a bubble championship. You're not supposed to say that. That's like Baltimore. Yeah, we went to Tucson for a week just for that not to happen. I thought it was for Rediscovering America. Yeah, to promote the ball, and then it didn't happen.

I actually showed up to the bar, so we won via forfeit officially. Ooh, that's true. That's your fault. You left like three days before anybody else was going to leave. I was there. You weren't. By the way, Steven, did you announce what we're doing on Monday? Not officially yet.

Can I say it? I would not yet. Do it. I'll say it. I won't. No, no, no. I would. We're going to be doing the fantasy football draft order on Monday.

Maybe. I don't even have a confirmed date. Yeah, yeah. For the baseball boys? Yeah, and all of them are going to come on the show. That's what you said to me. Mike Trout in studio. You're getting chess.

You said Mike Trout's going to come and give us all money and we're going to sit here. Can we at least get Bieber and Moustakas? We're going to kick Moustakas. Moustakas sounds like a Greek dessert. I wanted to check with Dave's schedule first and then I'm going to reach out to everyone. You promised me.

I told you that this would probably happen. We probably will. This is way too early to announce anything. You promised me. I told you that this would probably happen. We probably will. This is way too early to announce anything. But thank you. Memes walks like a villain cartoon character in an arcade game. He's ready to meme you to death. Yeah, he is.

I welcome it. I've been thinking about Clemmer walking on the ceiling. Crab walking on the ceiling. Yeah. Nonstop. So fucking funny. I would want to play his highlights, but I'm afraid he'd crawl out of the TV.

He'll just run. Two hands come out of the TV on either side. You know that dude only he might be a borderline alcoholic.

I'm not going to say he's an alcoholic but he drinks a decent amount. Ew. Only Clemmer and he only drinks hard ciders.

No way. I love that. I like him. I love him. I've been looking for, and he only drinks hard ciders. No way. I like him a whole lot. I've been looking for an alcoholic who only drinks pink drinks. Mudslide alcoholic was a bit we wrote. Sneaking off in the office, he has to make a whole mudslide. You're like a muffled blender. Drinking a mudslide out of a flask.

That would be so fucking funny funny You hand it to somebody else Like a pool Saying it's a protein shake In a shaker All the blender Into like the work office stall What are you doing in there? I'm in

I'm shitting I'm shitting. I'm shitting. He tries to cloud it with the sound of the flush. Mudslide Alcoholics, good. Doesn't? Yeah. We'll take a piss. Oh, we'll wheel.

Wheel then doesn't. Wheel then doesn't. Also, did you see Ali's TikTok that was in the group chat? Oh, yeah. This is good. What do he do? Oh. Oh, all right. He's back.

That's good. Self-awareness is really good. Yeah, no, that's a good way to handle it. Yeah. I think Ali's, I mean, I told him after, I was like, dude, you have a huge YouTube following. You're going to be fine. I also think he was playing a character yesterday. Was he? But that doesn't make any sense.

No, I don't think it makes sense, but I think he was. Brain damage. We were begging for him to break. Break? Just talk? Yeah. Shoot it to a straight. Huh.

That's funny. That's Huh. That's funny. That's good. That's funny. Yeah. I like that thing. Him bouncing back on that is good. What if he just keeps doing this for like the next like three years? That'd be.

Yeah. It would get progressively funnier. Yeah, it would. That's his Joker baby. Yeah. All right. Let's do it. Oh, no. Wheel. Wheel. Keep doing this. Keep getting caught. Yeah. All right, let's do it. Oh, no, wheel.

Keep doing this. Keep getting caught in that. All right. I have a bad feeling. Oh, we're good. Oh, we good. We're good. Do that ad before we do that.

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Nashville Super Speedway this Sunday, June 26 at 5 p.m. Eastern on NBC. Again, the NASCAR Cup Series this Sunday, June 26th at 5 p.m. Eastern on NBC. Dude, is Glennie, is he going from, where's he at now? Like Sedona or some shit? He's in Lake Tahoe, right? Oh, he's in Tahoe, and then he's just going to Nashville?

I also saw that one of his videos with those whores has 10 million views on fucking... 10 million has 10 million views on fucking. Million? 10 million views on TikTok of him just of the girl being like, I like want to fuck my like, I love fulfilling fantasy. So I'm trying to fuck my like. My little brother's friends. Yeah.

And then dudes are just fucking liking that. It has a million likes, 10 million views. His numbies are fucking skyrocketing. Glennie has found his niche and he's living the most charmed existence of anybody. Oh, I forgot. We were getting lunch. Oh, some burpees. Sorry to interrupt.

Real quick, Old City Cheesesteaks. Formerly Shorty's. The owner resigned in 2019. You kind of mentioned they're knocking up in quality. I did? He's back with their original recipe. Oh, that's awesome. Rendable Cheesesteaks.

I don't remember ever disparaging them because I've always had good experiences at that establishment. Yeah, I love their cheesesteaks, but they're back. Old City, same location, Madison Avenue. Nice. Come in here. I want to hear your thoughts on these cats. These are the best cheesesteaks in New York. They're incredible. Period. Full stop. These are the best

cheesesteaks. I think they get the rolls from Philly or something like that. I think that they're getting like Sarkone's rolls. Maybe I'm making up something. It tastes like... Boys in the booth. It's like home. Tastes like ham.

Ham. Tastes like you're on Sale Street. Jeff D., are you excited to, how'd they do? Did it feel like a regular?

I'll be honest, there are a lot of dud dozens. There are some episodes where you're like, man, that kind of sucked. This is actually for people who've

never really done it except for one. One has done it before. What? Nadeau. Dude. Oh, man. Actually, Nadeau was on a team with somebody in this room.

That's right. Owen. Did they play against us, Kyle? It was RDT. That was you, Owen, and RDT. They played against Nick. It was Nick, KB, and Frank against the O's. Owen, O'Day, and Big Man on campus.

Yes. On campus. Holy shit. So Owen has a built-in kinship. Yeah, give all these. I mean, I think this was solid. All right. Let's just do it.

Let's hop into it. We've been teasing it for so long. Let's watch the dozen, and then we'll comment after and say what we thought and the reactions and everything. I think that's what we've got to do, right? Let's rip it off. Why does mine say Bofa on it? Do we have any guesses? So the teams were John Rich, and he chose Marcy and Luke, right?

Well, we kind of chose before him. And they do end. Yes. I bet that John Rich is going to be good at this. I think Luke is going to be good at this. He said today's his day. I don't. Anyone want half of this Buffalo chicken cheese steak?

We can split it. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Is Buffalo chicken cheese steak good? Yes, brother. Have half of this.

I have one already. The Dozen Trivia Competition Barstool Idol presented by the Yak Edition is here with the six remaining contestants in Barstool idol presented by the yak edition is here with the six remaining contestants in barstool idol season three battling it out on the dozen we have team number four caroline danny and jeff nadeau as jeff nadeau makes his return to the dozen after his lone appearance was disappointing against kb nick and frank the tank the Tank. Number four versus Mooseport. On the other side, we have a fan of the Dozen, John Rich, teaming up with Luke and Marcy as Team Welcome to Mooseport

looks to take down number four in this battle. Six contestants remain in Barstool Idol. It's the Dozen Tribute Competition, and it all starts right now. All right, it's the Dozen Barstool Idol edition. I'm your host Jeff D'Lo and we have the six remaining Barstool Idol contestants here to play the Dozen. An abbreviated

version, eight rounds of the Dozen also a bonus round, so not the full twelve, but to my right, the team that will be going first every round today, we have number four an ode to the first eliminated contestant in Barstool Idol. We have Caroline, Danny, and Mr. Nadeau, who has played before. We'll get to that in a second.

And on the other side, we have team Welcome to Mooseport, which apparently is their name and team because John can only draw a moose. It's the one thing I can draw. You handed me a marker and said draw a logo. Yes, the dev logos came out fucking great, by the way. Our graphics team, always incredible. only draw a moose. It's the one thing I can draw. You handed me a marker and said draw a logo. Yes. That logo came out fucking great by the way. Our graphics team

always incredible. This match brought to you by the gay Joker. The Joker but he's gay. Fuck yes. To my right we'll keep it short

and brief but Mr. Nadeau you have played before for those who don't remember you played for the O's. It was you, Owen, who was obviously on the act, Tyler O'Day, and then you, big man on campus.

It didn't go well. I'm going to go Garrett Richards. I will gasp if he's right. We're going to go Aaron Kraft. Cliff Kingsbury. We'll go Jackson. It's just incredible how many I don't say that I know that I should have fucking said. CAB.

I'm not good with flags. Well, we had kind of set up, KB and I, a bit of a geography thing. And I showed that I could do a little bit. But when the bright light shined, it wasn't great. I was telling the cameraman, it started off bad too. We gave a terrible answer at the beginning. Yeah, O'Day gave an answer. Tanyan Sturtz. Tanyan Sturtz was like a red sign.

And the crazy thing was, I had the answer and said the answer, and then it ended up not being Tanyan Sturtz. Redemption Day, though, for you. Yeah, absolutely. Other side, you've watched the show before. So that's a little advantage. Yeah, I've watched plenty. Excited to be here. I think I'll do alright.

I feel like I do average to above average when I watch. We have a niche category around today and I like your team's niche was a big it's a big dick on the table moment for someone on your team. It's really, yeah.

I have no, I really do not know what to expect. Me neither. The winner, the winning team doesn't really matter. It's bragging rights. Honestly, though, this is a little bit of like a scouting combine in a sense because the winner of this show will be very much a part of this company and season three of The Dozen starts in the fall. So if you're decent or

entertaining, you might find yourself on a Dozen team if you work for Barstool Sports. Big day for everyone here. This is the first thing that happens today. You have a bunch of other Barstool shows after this. Let's see how good you are at trivia. Eight rounds of trivia, a ninth round being the bonus round. You have

three lifelines. You can double up any category you want, make it worth two points. You also have two other lifelines. You have three lifelines. You can double up any category you want. Make it worth two points. You also have two other lifelines. You have the double dip lifeline, which means you can answer a question

two times. You must say that before answering it, though. You must say, I want a double dip. And then your phone-to-friend. You can call anybody you want at any point

for one question. You cannot pair any of the lifelines, though, with any doubled-up answer. So any question that's worth two points, you can't use a phone- a friend, or a double dip. So just know that. And again, if we need a rule clarification, we can do that. Here we go. First up every round. It was randomized. I just typed it in, and you guys were first. So that's why

you're going first. Nadeau's team, you're a final answer person. John, other side, you are a final answer person for your team. Here we go. 30 seconds on the clock. The first round is going to be sports stadiums. Sports stadiums is the first category. Here is the question. You will see it on the screen. What Big Four sports city has a stadium or arena with these former sponsors? Pac Bell, SBC, and AT&T. 30 seconds begins now.

I wouldn't know. Who has to get this? Team number four. No whispering too, by the way. That's a no. Cannot whisper. Gotta talk out loud if you're gonna converse with your teammates. No whispering. They just all started whispering. Are they still whispering? Still whispering.

Okay, sure. Let's send that one. There we go. That is correct. San Francisco. It is one to nothing. Was it green? It's a bad hat. It's a bad hat to wear on a green screen.

I didn't even think about that. It looks like a pink hat. It's fine. I mean, it's kind of It looks like a pink hat. It's fine. I mean, it's kind of fucking hilarious to be honest. I think she just has to wear the green hat now.

I actually was wondering like it might turn Oh, it's like that. Yeah, I mean, it's going to look Is that fun? You are now You are now wearing

You're wearing a Miami Vice hat now. I don't mind if it No, it's fine. It's fine. She can wear the hat. No, no. That's perfectly barf.

Okay. Is that? Can you, no. That's perfectly barred. Okay. Is that... Should I explain it? That's very funny. Other side. It's one to nothing. Other side. What Big Four sports city

has a stadium arena with these former sponsors? Conseco, Bankers Life, and Gainbridge. 30 seconds. 35 seconds. I'm pretty sure it's Indy.

I was going to say somewhere in the middle. I think Conseco it's Indy. I was going to say somewhere in there. I think Conseco is where the payback is. I think Bangor's left, definitely, yeah. Indianapolis, final answer. That is correct. One to one, all right. Didn't know either.

There we go. Next category. We typically do celebrity mashup in round two, but we're going to have a little bit of a twist. We typically will mashup two celebrity photos, and you'll have to name the two celebrities in the photo. It's a barstool mashup. There are going to be two barstool employees mashed up

in a photo. You have to tell me the two barstool employees in this photo. This is for team number four. Here we go. Name the two barstool employees in this photo. Oh, hell yes. Tim Dillon. That's awesome. I have no idea

Bibs and cons Yeah dude Oh I'm an idiot I'm so bad at this I don't look at face We have shoe matchup For KB It's way too hard for them

I think it's bibs and cons I think I mean I Some people Bibs has incredible volume I didn't know his hair ever looked like a good head of hair. It's too shiny.

Why do the eyes and nose kind of give me like KB? Need something to do in five. No, I know. KB and Vibs. Come on. He had it, dude, and she talked him out of it. Is it not? That's you.

Go Vibs and Cons. Final answer. That is correct. It's Cassidy Cons and Vibs. He looks like a con. He looks so pissed in that photo. Holy shit. It is two to one. Other side. Other side. Name the two Barstool

employees mashed up in this photo. Ew. That's funny. Is that so bad? Robbie. Is it Robbie? Yeah. So bad at this.

Wait, you didn't know that, Kyle? I know Robbie, but not the middle. I think it's Kurt. Yeah, okay. I'll go with that. I'll go with that. All right, go Robbie and Kurt, man. Because you said UFC Robbie, I'm going to ask for the full name.

Robbie Fox. Okay, just making sure. to ask for the full name. Robbie Fox. Okay, just making sure. That is correct. You could have asked for a social security number. You would have said UFC Robbie. It is 3-1. 3-1 very early on. Mooseport with the lead.

Next category is movies. This is movies. This is for team number four. Dark Fate, Salvation, and Genesis have been subtitles for what movie franchise? 35 seconds it's for you guys, number four remember no whispering

oh my gosh, I'm getting wrecked I'd say Batman Batman, Salvation I don't watch Batman I mean Batman doesn't Dark Fate kind of sounds like Batman like Genesis kind of, I mean Batman sounds... Well, doesn't Dark Fate kind of... Sounds like Batman. Like Genesis, kind of, I don't know.

Sounds like superhero-y. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's Batman. Let's go Batman. We're gonna go Batman. Final answer? Yeah.

We all know this, right? Terminator. Terminator. That sounds right. I think so. What about Terminator? Final answer? Oh boy. That is correct. It's Terminator. Terminator. It's think so. What about Terminator, final answer? Oh boy. That is correct, it's Terminator.

Terminator. It's a sweep. That came in on the wrong, that turned it. Other side. Oh, Jeff. Maybe you already see the doom and gloom. I know. I had the right answer.

Yeah, I don't know how you did it. You're turning the team against each other. Tell me I'm wrong then. You know that I'm going to be wrong. Here we go, other side. Ghost Protocol, Rogue Nation, Fallout, and subtitles for a movie franchise. 35 seconds. Man, I shouldn't really know this.

Both teams have all their lifelines, by the way, and you do have to use your double at some point. We will go through all eight rounds, by the way. Wait, what's the phone a friend option? You can call anybody. You can call anybody. You've got to call Cat Jack. Yeah, you have to call Cat Jack. I think I'll use it for this one, though.

Yeah, I don't know anyone that doesn't know this. This is pretty easy, and I should definitely know this. They don't have any less numbers in the office. I can call anybody, right? Anybody got a movie for him? No. Robation? I don't know if it's going to pick up right now, either.

Something with zombies? I don't know. Robation. It sounds like action. Four. Three. Are there any basketball players that are movie fans? One.

Anything? I've got nothing. It's not on Netflix. On the other side, 15 seconds for a guess. Can I use a Two. One. Anything? I got nothing. It's not on Netflix. I've got 15 seconds for a guess. Can I use a lifeline on this deal? I don't know. I don't have any idea. I don't know.

We're all good. Or do you know someone? That makes me think like Halo, but I know that's not it. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. That's not a- You both were gonna say Halo? What? That's not what I was gonna say.

Sorry. You were so full of shit. I know. I was gonna say Halo. I'll watch this next one. Fish Impossible. Ah, Fish Impossible. Oh, shit. Oh know. Oh my god. Halo. It's awesome. I'll watch this country, man. Ah, Fish Impossible. Oh, shit.

Oh, that's going to piss me off. I should have said that. It's. Fish Impossible. 4 to 1. They didn't get a point. 4 to 1. You're down.

There's a lot of points left. There's all doubles, all niche, and the bonus round. Niche category time. Your niche category, mafia history. I wonder who picked that one. Reveal who picked that one. It was me. Here we go. For two points, make it four to three.

Who allegedly killed John Favara in 1980 and disclosed his body and ass after he accidentally killed John Gotti's son? It was a lot of people. John Carneglia was the name. I mean, this is funny. So I have to name all of them, Geoff? John Favara. We can go to the fact check central.

There are multiple people, but Carneglia was the main name. I will... This would be awesome. They involved in the disposing and the actual hit. She's like, no, I think it's KB. You said both names, I'll accept that. She's like, no, I think it's KB. You said both names. I'll accept that. That's fair. I can name the other people.

Let's go. That is a funny question. I'll accept that. Four to three. Other side. You picked Rush Hour, the movie. I thought it was like five or six hours. This was Luke?

No, it was, yeah, the movie Rush Hour. It's a classic. You were talking about Rush Hour. You were talking about chain restaurants. You were talking about Goodfellas, which that seemed like maybe a misfire. No. And then Kanye?

Okay, here we go. Rush Hour for two points. Make it six to three. In the scene we meet Detective Carter, the standoff and shootout with the cops in C4 happens in front of what location? What does it happen in front of? A diner.

You have plenty of time. Oh. You don't need to use the whole time. It's not like a specific diner. No, I mean, I'm 98% sure just a diner. A diner. Alright. A diner.

Final answer. That is correct. Woo! That's funny. Six to three. That's hilarious. We go to the bonus round for two points. Big moment in this match.

Here we go. Smitty picking Jaws as his niche. It's hilarious. And then Jeff fact checked him. Smitty picking Jaws as his niche. It's hilarious. And then Jeff fact-checked him. Smitty's never once tweeted about Jaws or anything.

Rush hour, though. What a movie. Here's how this will work. You'll have ten seconds on each side. The team with the most correct answers after five rounds

gets two points. It'll be six to five Mooseport or eight to three Mooseport after this. Now you do final answer. If you like one of their answers, you can just say, we'll take that.

Tim and you, John, if you like one of their answers, just take that. Here is your question. There's going to be 30 things on this list. Name the 30 shows from the BarstoolSports.com shows page with the most Twitter followers. The most followed Barstool Sports shows on the show page. This is basically an extended niche for John Rich. Yeah, for him. And the Barstool Match. This doesn't guarantee extended niche for John Rich. Yeah. For him.

And the Barstool Match. This doesn't guarantee the show will stick around. Pardon my take. Chicks. Chicks in the aisle. Chicks in the aisle. Big porno show.

Oh, I don't know. Wow. I think you're going to go deep here. Foreplay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Podfathers have a lot?

Yeah. Does that color daddy count? Light's camera has a fuck ton. Bet you pick them up. Yeah. Bet you too. Twitter. Spitting chiclets.

That's a good one. Oh, they do. All right. I'm blanking. Oh, well, go with mixtape. Is that what it's called good one. Oh, they do. All right. I'm blanking. Oh, well, go with mixtape. Is that what it's called? No. It might.

I don't know. Maybe it still would. Four to three. Benchmark. Need an answer in five, four, three, two. Anus. Yes! Good boy!

Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. What a moment. Where's the view? Oh, sports advisors. That makes a lot of sense. I wouldn't think of it. Yeah.

Go to sudden death. Wow. Like this? Does this show? Yeah, it might. The dozen. Yeah. Probably does.

Wow. Let's go. Oh. Why not lowering the bar? Yeah, it might. The dozen. Yeah. Probably a dozen. Wow. Let's go. Why not lowering the bar? Yeah. Lowering the bar.

Incorrect. Two points. Two points for number four. Six to five. I would have guessed they had a fucking million. Two points. Here we go. We have a lot on Instagram.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Here's the rest of the list. Back again. Bench mob. Bustling with the boys. Sparks with Chicago. Bench mob ain't thatustle with the Boys. Sparks with Chicago. Benchmob made that one.

I'm right. Lights, camera, bar. So there you go. Number seven. Did you look at that? I run four of those. Oh, Owen. Little Owen.

Fuck that dude heckling you, dude. Let's go, O-Dog. Oh, he was... Everyone shows from the act on here. Okay, six to five. Reminder, you have all your lifelines. You have to double one of these last four categories. Next category is music.

You're like the newest one on there. It's a 2017 song I want to play. Really? I think so. It's a 2017 song I'll play it again twice. Is this when I was third grade and I thought I was gay? All right, name it is. It might be. Artist in his 2017. It sounds like Sarah Baran. It says on I was gay? Alright, name it is. It might be.

Artist in his 27th grade. It sounds like Sara Barela. Is it? When I was in third grade I thought I was gay. Sure, or should we call someone? It sounds like Sara Barela. He knew how to draw. Let's keep this room straight.

Because I sucked a deuce dick. You know what? Yeah, sure. Put my trust. Okay, you're double dipping. What's your first guess? Remember, it's Artist 2017 Song. Is that her name? Sara Barela. Doesn't that song start, double-dipping. What's your first guess? Remember, it's artist 2017 song.

Is that her name? Sarah Burrell. Doesn't that song start... I don't want to be anything. I ran out of maple leaf. 2017, not Sarah Burrell. I know, I know, but she has songs that maybe... Why not?

Sarah Burrell. Sarah Burrell. Yo. I'm excited. Do you guys have any idea? For some reason, I think it's Good Old Days by Kesha and Macklemore.

No. Yeah, baby. I think it's that. I know it's that. I think it's that. I need one artist in. One artist. That's a Kesha song.

Songs called Glorious. Five. I'm going to go with Macklemore. Macklemore, final answer. That is correct. Oh my God. Fucking go, man. What?

He tried to shut down Luke. Other side. Other side. You'remore, final answer. That is correct. What? Fucking go, man. Seven to five. I tried to shut down Luke. Other side. Other side. You're right, Nick. Good shit. I did that. But it wasn't I Can't Change. It was the other back.

I guess I just. Seven to five. Seven to five. I just need to get that off my chest. The 813 song Artist. Name the artist. Doesn't that start with piano, though, too? Yeah.

Oh. Other side. Other side. Oh, sorry. Don't min start with piano though, too? Yeah They got both that what we got was that That was so easy They got them both though The first one was A little more challenging They've been doing this For 20 minutes They're already arguing Here we go Reminder you have to double

One of these last three Just a reminder We did didn't we We used double dip I think you double dipped You gotta double it up Like make it work two points I know

NFL next category NFL Oh fuck Alright Jeff You have three categories left Three categories left Do you smoke Plus I Use my phone a friend Do you wanna double up All right, Jeff. We have three categories left? Three categories left. Not much. You're going to use all three then, right? Yeah.

Plus, I use my phone a friend. Do you want to double up? I don't want to do what they just did with the double. Who got drafted? Let's say it. Okay, no one's going to double up. NFL, this is four. Team number four down eight to five. Comeback kids.

After spending his first six full seasons with the Dolphins, Chris Chambers played 31 games for what team from 2007 to 2009? Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, he said that confidently. Is that your final answer? Definitely. Fuck it. Go with it.

How much time do we got? You have plenty of time. You have like 25 seconds. Yeah, I need to trust in you. Chargers. But I'm thinking of that. It's just godly. I'm thinking of two.

He just always says Chargers. That's right. We got Sam. I'm going to go with the Chiefs. Kansas City a cat. But I'm thinking of that. I'm thinking of two. He just always says Chargers. That's right. We got Chams. I'm going to go with the Chiefs. Kansas City Chiefs. Final answer? Yeah. Chargers came to mind, too.

Yes. All right. Oh, my God. Chargers, final answer. Good team. Yeah, wow. I'm literally from San Diego. Like, how?

Other side. Other side. Here we go. This is trivia for men, though. By the way, he's been trying to answer these two questions since the fucking L.A. tournament, which never got to him, so here we go. Cobwebs on these questions. After spending his first seven seasons with the Jets,

Jericho Cotri played 43 games for what team from 2011 through 2013? Panthers. No. Redskins? No. I think it's the Steelers. I was like, two. Luke? Jericho's my guy. Luke! Yeah. For some reason, the Redskins? No. I think it's the Steelers. Luke! Luke!

For some reason the Redskins. He said Steelers? Redskins. For some reason Redskins come to mind. That's what I said. I'm just wearing a Pittsburgh dress. It might have been my Franchiser Man and I put him on a Steelers. You didn't say Steelers. But I think... You have your phone up front and you doubleip, but I need an answer in five. Let's go, buddy.

First guess? Redskins. Ten seconds. He's getting confused about... That is correct. Let's go, Luke. They better stop doubting Luke. That's a curious line. It might have been the franchise.

They had it mad. Six points left. If you don't double this round, the last round is worth double. Here we go. TV. TV. You guys like TV?

Yeah, let's double TV. You want to double TV? Yeah, we'll double TV. All right, they're going to double TV. This is worth two points. This is worth two points. Let's go. Need it.

In 2018, MTV premiered this spin-off to the Jersey Shore where the cast goes away on a trip titled What? Oh, it was Italy. Oh, titled what? It's definitely like Vacation. In 2018, though. Yeah, they had like a... Because they went to like Italy.

We need family reunion or something like that. Come on. No, no, that was way... That wasn't 2018. They went to Italy. Oh, wait. No, that was 2018. That was recent.

Maybe. No, no, no. 2018 is recent. It was. I watched it. And there was quarantine during 2018. That was recent. Season three was when I went to Italy. That was like 2018. No, no, no. 2018 is recent. It was. I watched it. It was family vacation. Jersey Shore family vacation. That was a hell of a point.

That is correct. That was incredible. That was very impressive. Fuck. Deductive reasoning there. If Pauly B is watching this, I love Jersey Shore. You can make it a four-point lead. This would win you a game.

Doesn't Pauly D watch this? Remember he loved me. Good answer. Is it real or fake? Pauly D does love this show. If you get this, the game is over. If you get this, the game is over. We'll play the last round though.

Got it. In 2013, Bravo premiered this spin-off to Beverly Hills Housewives, sawing the main character and her staff at her restaurant. That's Scotty Vanderpump Rules. Yeah, yeah. Vanderpump Rules. That is correct. Vanderpump Rules. We'll do a last round. Geography is the last round. Mooseport wins.

11 points. 11 points. Here we go. This is when we work two points for you guys just for stat keeping. Nadu, your side. Geography. Sort these three cities by distance from Las Vegas closest to farthest. Denver, Boise, El Paso.

Team number four. So El Paso's in Texas. It's like close to like Mexico. I know. And then El Paso and Denver. Well wait. Texas, Colorado. Is close to like Mexico. I know. And then... Yeah. Well, wait. Texas, Colorado. Is El Paso closest?

No, Vegas and Nevada and that side. Do you know this? Wait, hold on. Denver. Two states away from Colorado. This is pretty hard. Colorado, Utah. Yeah.

And Boise, Idaho. Oh, El Paso. Boise's in Idaho. Denver has to be closer. Yeah. Texas, yeah. And then Colorado. Has to be? El Paso's closest to... I think El Paso. Boise's an Idaho. Denver has to be closer. Yeah. Texas, yeah. And then Colorado. Has to be?

El Paso's closest to. I think El Paso might be. Four. Denver. The furthest? Three. Closest. Denver, El Paso, Boise.

It's El Paso, Denver. 15 seconds. El Paso, Denver, Boise. El Paso, Denver, Boise. I think Boise's closer. For some reason, I feel like these are always a trick Five What makes me think Boise is first?

Four Three What do you say? Two El Paso, Denver, Boise Final answer Oh Correct answer

Boise is first Whoa That is very hard For two points We're going to finish it out at 13-7 Sort these three cities by distance From Austin, Texas Closest to farthest

New Orleans, Tulsa, Albuquerque Tulsa, Texas. Closest to farthest. New Orleans, Tulsa, Albuquerque. Tulsa's the closest. Closest to farthest? Other side. I think New Orleans is closest. Yeah, it might be. Austin, Texas. It's called Mincey.

Yeah, Albuquerque's far as fuck because West Texas is massive. Is that in the right order? I think it is. I think Tulsa might be. That's hard. That's hard. For a two-point steal. I would say in the right order. I think it is Tulsa might be That's hard for a two-point steal Hmm yeah, definitely. I think if you said the closest shit about maps Yes, I think. Tulsa is closer to Austin. It's about like three hours.

And Albuquerque is a lot further. I think, yeah, but closest to Texas. But closest to Texas is Tulsa. Tulsa, Albuquerque. Three. Tulsa, Albuquerque, New Orleans. Is it Albuquerque? It's Tulsa, New Orleans, Albuquerque.

Wow. That's what you said. That's what they do. That's what they said. Okay, okay. Congratulations, Mooseport. You won. You're pretty solid. I'm full.

Good job, guys. You won. 11 square. This gives you no advantage. I mean, it might. I mean, it very well might. Like, it might give you an advantage. You're not.

That first one. That second one. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry. You shouldn't yell at us. Oh, no. Yeah. 11 points. Easy to do. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry. I think you should be pretty solid. Oh no. Yeah.

11 points. Easy to do. Game over. That was so fun. Probably like 14, 15 on pace. Pretty solid. Are you happy you

picked Rush Hour? Yeah. Yeah, that was great. He was so adamant about it. Did you redeem yourself a little today but you're still

still hung up on the fibs? I think we did fine. I think that was probably the difference in the tournament, or the show. It was four points.

If they got that last one, it would have been a difference. And another thing, did Pharrell go good with the Lucky song? That was pretty easy compared to the last one. Oh, it was Robin. Who's losing points? Stop, Pharrell. The first one was just as easy. He's like, it was so easy Yeah, it was Robin. Stop. Everybody get up. The first one was just as easy.

He's like, it was so easy, but it was fun. Thank you for playing. Yeah. Thank you for playing. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, many people come in here and score no points. You guys scored five points in eight rounds.

Yeah, good job. I'm fine at work. That's it. The dozen. Still not back till September. That's not changing. These folks will be doing other things, lowering the bar, hanging out with Out and About, Brennan and I Pints.

Back to Brandon Walker, runner-up of the Dozen Tribute Tournament. Brutal. That was great, Jeff. Thank you very much. What are your final thoughts on that? I thought John and Luke were pretty damn good, actually. If one of them gets hired, they're going to be on a dozen teams. Yeah, John was very good.

Luke was funny and good. That is great. I thought Luke was the best. I thought they were all, except for Nadeau who's done it, for never doing that show. I mean, everyone here has played at some point. You can have dud episodes where you're like, no one has energy. They were good.

Jericho Cotri is a crazy fucking pull. That was a comment. That was so funny. My Madden franchise, that was the hardest I laughed. Yeah, that was great. Yeah, I thought, like, Luke, who said that earlier today? Nick, that Luke is going to have, gonna have because he is like in those settings that was funny in the rush having rush hour be your niche is just nobody gets anybody gets movie no no and he was just like a diner and jeff was like oh you could have more time he's like

well it's a diner i would that'd be my last thing i would agree i think him like i think he was pretty solid maybe probably 1a there he he's gonna do well and all that shit yeah yeah i think that That would be my last thing I would agree I think him Like I think he was Pretty solid Maybe probably 1A there He's gonna do well In all that shit Yeah Yeah I think so

That was great though Thanks guys Yeah I'm in that format Hell yeah That's helpful Yeah That was great

Alright what else We wanna do Oh I have a stack correction I was informed Nate was not mad About a joke Okay good I assume that

That's my fault Nate was trying to Protect a joke. Okay, good. I assume that that's my fault. Nate was trying to protect the company, which I appreciate. All right. And checking to make sure. He told you he wasn't mad? Well, no. He was saying that he's trying to protect the company by looking to see what everyone's old tweets are, which, okay. You have somebody that does that when you come in to get interviewed.

There's a team upstairs that does it. There you go. So I was wrong. I'm sorry, Nate. That's my public apology. Was that his motive? I'm not going to speculate on his motive. I'm not going to speculate

on his motive. That was my mistake, speculating on his motive. I only got sent one person's tweets. Speculating. He said he looks up everything. When you apply here, you get some stuff to delete. That's the SAS. Really? Is that true? That's the SAS law. They added that after I got hired. I got hired with under $1,000.

I applied with $100,000. Where did they all go? Hell. So tonight. Tonight. One o'clock. Tonight. Tonight.

We're very excited. Lowering the bar. We got a o'clock. Tonight. We're very excited. Lowering the bar. We got a video with PFT mixed. So the PFT video is going to be they're going to be watching. I did it already. Jay, you have a mic. And I did the ad. Less disruptive just to say ad.

Steven, why don't you just do the ads? I did it though. Yeah, he did do it. Okay. Sorry. That's my miss then. I didn't hear everyone do it. I'm not mad at you, but you should do the ads? I did it, though. Yeah, he did do it. Okay. Sorry. That's my mistake. I didn't hear everyone do it. I'm not mad at you, but you should do the ads just going forward. Sure.

Why not? Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense, right? Part of being content, brother. Hey, Steven. Don't give him a double. Don't give him a double. You were making eye contact with me.

It's a subtle way to get your attention. We don't need subtle, though. You have a mic. And then you rolled your eyes, and you got my eyes. We talk. We're eight guys talking over each other for an hour. You can say that. Yeah.

I feel like I've been so busy this week, I just miss Steven. I've got to have a moment with him where we laugh. When's data day coming up? That's not until September. It's coming up. Is that close to the season? I am interested in the group chat. What's it been like?

Dave commented that I've been talking too much. Has anyone been replying? Yeah. I'm answering questions. I did throw out that one joke that I sent you guys that didn't land. But outside of that, I haven't. Yeah, the no-no thing was bad. Who's this tall motherfucker over here?

I know. It looks like George Brett or some shit Who is this tall motherfucker Looks like he used to play ball That's a ball player That's a ball player Has Trout texted at all Yes

What does he say What does he say Thing Does he react to messages He's got it He does yeah He's fairly active What does he do

Ha ha You just read me one Yeah he has ha ha'd Has he ha ha'd you I am so envious Not even that I'm a huge baseball fan But just just like the behind the scenes of how they are. Yeah, me too. Can you share one text?

Yeah, sure. Dave referenced it. I kind of spitballed this joke with you guys last week, and I said, congrats on the two dingers last night, Mike T. I can see you're really hitting your stride now that you no longer have the stress about these commissioner duties. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. I would have signed off on that for you.

And they all fuzzed down. No, they all questioned Mark. And he also did spell no K-N-O-W. And you? You have no stress? Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that was the oof I gave you. I was like, dude, how do you? You can't have a commissioner. memory sin and you you have no stress oh shit yeah you're right yeah that was

that was the oof I gave you I was like dude how do you you can't have a commissioner you can't have that you can't be having typos he's got the yips no n-o

you spelled k-n-o that's gotta be I would actually argue to say that's the most embarrassing typo you can make that's pretty tough that's like totally different words

you're illiterate yeah that's not a there there thing no two two two you added two extra letters thatate yeah that's not a they're there thing no 222 you added two extra letters that's true that's a miss certainly

it's hard but you know what they're baseball players they're dumb as fuck yeah say that meatheads what

they're no they're not historically the dumbest athletes the dumbest you should say that be like hey

you guys probably didn't even catch my typo because you're all idiots yeah you should say that I Be like, hey, you guys probably didn't even catch my typo because you're all idiots. Yeah. You should say that. I would be fine. I love that. Those guys love Boston Balls.

Yeah, they love that shit. I love that shit. The dudes. I could strike you all out. Say that. There was a lot of ball busting. Any ball washing? They were mainly giving me guff for calling him Mike T.

But there's another Mike in the group, so I'm not going to- Mike M. That's Mustafa. Double down and start calling him Mikey T. Right. On a large mouth. Yeah, so Mike Trout. It makes I'm not going to... Mike M. Double down and start calling him Mikey T. Right. On a large mouth. Yeah, so Mike Trout. It makes sense.

I mean, just think about what was just said. Stephen Chay just said, they're giving me guff because I'm calling Mike Trout Mike T. It's going to take me a while to process. Classic ball busting. So Trout responded after everyone was kind of having their shots at me. He said, does this guy know that we have three months until football starts and he can be replaced at any time? And then he responded, oops, wrong group.

Trout. That was the wrong group. I sent back a funny gift gif. What's the gift gif you sent? You sent him a gift? What's the gift gif you sent? It was Homer Simpson falling back into the bushes. It has to be. Rick? What was the gift gif?

Oh, it's the black guy sweating. Yeah. So a bunch of people did the surprise face emoji who Stokkas wrote and Trout from the top rope. And so I did a gift gif of Macho Man Randy Savage with Mike Trout's face to me on the mat. Oh. You did a personalized gift gif. You made one Macho Man Randy Savage with Mike Trout's face to me on the mat. Oh, you did a personalized gif. You made one.

I love that. I love that. Gif-gif. Wait, you sent a gif of yourself? Yeah, he did a personalized meme. Yeah. Gif-gif. That's awesome.

I mean, I took the L. I think you're back. No, you're back. No, you did tech. No L. We've texted a couple times. You've recovered from the minor L. You have joked.

Was that the first time they've seen your face? I don't know what any of them look like. It's a little bit easier to figure that one out. I think you should send a selfie just so they know who they're talking to. It's a great, like, everyone's always like, how do we grow MLB? Stephen Che, Mike Trout, go to Times Square. Who gets recognized more? It's actually funny.

I texted PFT after your guys' segment came out on Friday where he was like, oh, he probably knows Mike Trout from being at the Eagles games. I know Mike Trout was on the cover of a video game. He plays the Angels. My second thought was like, that was the guy that had the Super Bowl 52. Yes. He's a big Burns fan.

All right. So tonight, 7 p.m., we have a lowering the bar video. We have a Friday Night Pints video. We have a combo video where PFT is doing wine walk with an H. He's pulling people out of the Met stream with Tank. Oh, look at that. He's ready.

Oh, and they do. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. They should be over there. Yeah, they should get in there. We should get in there. They're supposed to be 2 o'clock, right? 10, right?

10. It's true. 10. It's 212 right now. Late. We might have told them to be around here. Probably. And then Joey and Pat out and about. So we'll have a video from all those people,

and then we will also hear from them all. I think Kevin isn't going to be here tonight, but Fights will be here, so we'll talk to him about it, and we'll talk to PFT and Frank, Joey and Pat. And we'll be judging based off how they interact, everything. And then we're sending two people home. So we'll have final four for Thursday. And then should we say what we're doing Thursday for the day? Might as well, right?

Might as well. No? We have a video about it coming out tonight. Okay, all right, perfect. All right, so we'll have four. Plus, they don't know yet. We don't want them to know. That's true.

Yep, yep, good point, good point. So we'll have four going into the final day, and then we'll have a new colleague. Wow. Yeah, what's happening Friday? Friday, I'm not going to be here. They're hosting the event. They're hosting.

We all off Friday? Yeah, maybe. Ken take off Friday, yeah. Do a solo. The new person will be in Big Head's show. It would be funny if the new person had to figure out how to make a good show. For an hour? You got an hour.

If you guys are here and they want you on, you can be on. I'll go on, yeah. I don't want them doing solo. No, no, no. Not solo. I'm saying if there's people out, yeah, they can get out. I'll welcome that, yes. Yes, where it's like, hey, do something fun.

Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Cool. All right. Case race next week. We got to find her.

I'll figure it out. We're going to find that person. All right. Everyone tweet Will Compton. Tell him he should be in the case race. Please. Yeah. Thanks.

Yes. Yeah, thanks. It's time to talk, shop, and do A Yankee's love is the act It's the act It's the act 7 p.m. tonight, 6 contestants enter, 4 leave.