The Yak - Dealing With The AFTERMATH Of The Dave Portnoy Show | The Yak 12-15-21

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. It's a yak. We're just saying I'm trending on Twitter right now because I'm in an all-time troll war with Florida State. How much did it cost, Big Cat? Zero dollars. As far as I know. I love the conspiracies. The best part about it is you can watch the video yesterday where dion told dave and i that he had big things planned and we were like what oh shit we didn't even know his national

signing day but yeah we paid yeah barcel paid billions actually billion westy travis hunter's actually the first billionaire out of high school we got westyy. It's very funny, though. We should maybe try to get back in. I'm kind of addicted to it. I'm sure there's others. Other what? Other spaces? No, I'm saying that one space I've been in four times

and they kick me out every single time. Yeah, you should definitely get back in. The last one was really sad. You want to play the last one? Zive tweeted all of them. Yeah, we got them. They just wanted to be done with me i wanted to do the chop i want to do the oh bring us all together what dm hey guys it's hey guys it's big cat again it's big cat again um let's just end with this i'll stop trying to

join and then kick me out i okay i was in under jake wait wait who this is so so the backstory for anyone who's who's not following college football uh signing day which is a lot of people florida state today it was announced the number one recruit travis hunter out of georgia uh the number one recruit in the country. The country was committed to Florida State, and he flipped to Jackson State today. Jackson State. So Deion got him to flip. Okay. Now everyone thinks that we're paying.

Was it Deion or was it commas? Well, that's what people are saying. So there's this Twitter space, Fire Mike Norvell, and I've been joining it throughout the last hour. Who started the Twitter space? Florida State fans. You could actually play. Yeah, we could play the start of it. There's like 7,000 people in it.

So who started it? We've got to probably join again. Doug's going to have to join again. But it's not like a big name that started it. No. I'm going to say Yak is live now. No promise. I don't try to get into the space again.

I mean, this type of shit has been going on for a while now. I remember Joey Davis, top recruit out of L.A. He went to Notre Dame College in Euclid, Ohio. He was one of the best wrestlers in the country, if not the best, class of 2012. Is Notre Dame College not a good wrestling school? They're Division II. Where could he have gone? Anywhere.

Iowa, Penn State, anywhere. Iowa, Penn State, anywhere. Iowa, Penn State, Ohio State. Play the first ones that I tweeted out. We also got to talk about sass. I bet Euclid sucks. How much did it cost, bro? Just give us a number. Big cat ain't even talking.

Oh, $0. $0. It cost $0. That0. It costs $0. That boy lying in his ass. He told us yesterday he was going to shock the world, and now we have a fire Mike Norvell Twitter space where everyone's bitching and complaining because Deion

shocked the world. You could have hired him. You could have hired him you could have hired him first off that's true who is this talking nobody's bitching and complaining just a random fan

we already knew well nah we already knew but a lot of us knew Mike Novell wasn't shit it's just a lot of other fan base just started to catch on to him listen

and I mean no disrespect because if you guys know me you know that I was the offensive coordinator for a Fiesta Bowl winning Florida State team. So I have history with the program.

I coach those kids. I coach Jameis. So, I mean, you can't say that I don't love Florida State. I'm just telling you. And they kicked me out. And then I joined with Doug's Twitter account. Then I joined with Jersey Jerry's Twitter account. And then I joined with Jake's. account. Then I joined with Jersey Jerry's Twitter account. And then I joined with Jake's.

That's amazing. They're not happy. They're very, very much not happy. Yeah, I would be pissed, too. Yeah, but they could have hired Deion Sanders two years ago. It is incredible that he took the number one recruit from his alma mater. But that's the point I kept on saying. It's like, you guys are bitching and complaining.

You probably were bitching and complaining that Deion was even – they said themselves when I talked to them on the next one or the one after. They're like, well, Deion hadn't coached yet. We couldn't hire him because he hadn't coached yet. It's like, what are you talking about? My favorite part was that guy saying, nobody's bitching and complaining. The name of the chat is Fire Mike Norvell. Yeah, why can't you just be mad without blaming any individual person?

Right. It also happens in college recruiting every single year. Something like this happens. Obviously, the HBCU part is crazy that Dion was able to get him to go to HBCU, but recruits flip all the time. And this is the day where adults get mad at high school kids. It's a very funny day online. Yeah, it was a very funny day. Very funny day very funny day live up to some unwritten code yes be like oh you gave us your word

as their coach leaves 17 year olds yeah his next coach leaves for 15 million dollars or something um all right what's up boys so nick's back what's up owen's back How's it going? Good to see you boys Sass is Why don't you tell us how Sass is doing? He's fine Yeah? Yeah You sure?

Oh, after the show or after COVID? More of the show It was a one-two punch Yeah I spoke to him a little bit last night Okay I think I left it was like, don't read the comments. And he was like, yeah, I'm not going to think about this too much.

I was like, okay. Well, that was a lie. Yeah. He thought about it a lot. Yeah. What did you guys think about it? I think he got what was coming to him. I think him going up to Dave and privately asking for more money,

he was just begging to be put on blast like that. I think he deserved it. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. That's one take. I think it'll ultimately be good for him. That's what I told him. No, it really will be.

It's just funny. Hold on, Brandon. You said your piece. You hate sass. Yeah, I'm with you, KB. I told him, I was like, if you look at the history of Barstool, this has happened many times to many people.

And what's going to be the result is you'll eat a little shit. And then Sass fans, Kings of New York fans, son of a boy dad fans, will start consuming and being more rabid and buying shirts and supporting you because of this. Like, he did this with Smitty. Nothing was that embarrassing? He just went after more money. I think he was probably embarrassed because Dave probably, you know, like, if you just see Dave's side, it's probably like, oh, Sass is an idiot. I don't think Sass, he probably didn't approach it as dumb as Dave made it out to be.

But I have a question. Is Sass an idiot? Like, is that wild? Yeah, he's 20 years old. Yes, he is dumb. He's dumb as fuck. He's done way dumber things on a daily basis. On a daily basis.

Want more money. That's one of the least dumb things. He asked me if she'd go try to get a raise. I was like, maybe not right now. Dave said it was the craziest thing he had heard in 20 years, and that's not the craziest thing Sass has said on this show this week, and he hasn't been here. Right, exactly so but i think he'll be fine i think he will be fine and i also understand dave's business point is like the point that dave was making like

everyone thinks that like if you sell one more t-shirt you should get that money that's not how it works so and i've also told dave and i've told other people or not Dave. I told SAS and other people like Barstool is a very unique company in that Dave is is brutally honest, but it's actually like an incredible skill that a boss has because I've gotten raises before where like I haven't even asked. Dave's like, you deserve this now. So here it is. Like, he's always fair. He always takes care of people who perform and excel and keep progressing at their career. He's not stupid.

He doesn't say, oh, this guy's made a huge impact. Let's just try to keep paying him. That's not how it works. Hitching, is he good, brother? Yeah, TJ got it way worse, my that's my only big point. It's like obviously people will see it like, oh, this company's crazy. I Dave like I remember even back when it was like five employees, he would call me up at the end of the year and be like, here's the raise that I'm giving you.

And I'm like, wow, like I didn't even expect that. I didn't ask for that. But it's like this as a company grows, he grows everyone with it in due time. And it was just not in due time. I mean, Sass saying, like, you're paying me to do nothing. That's a tough negotiation. I don't know. Sass had a lot of good ideas of what to say when he got in there that he was planning with, like, me, Nick, and Kyle.

And then he just, like, didn't say any of them, really. Yeah. I mean, it's intimidating. That part is fair I don't know he views them as kind of like a Francis I guess

using this as like a long street event yeah that's probably not fair and I'll definitely talk to Dave about that because I think Sass does care about

I think he does a lot more Barstool stuff yeah I absolutely agree with that I think that's probably also Dave just seeing like stand up comedy and connecting that dot

without knowing anything else. But yeah, he'll be okay. But yeah, TJ's way worse off. Yeah, that was a lot worse. Yeah, way worse. If you thought the sass part was bad. Everybody's off the TJ train. His dad deleted TJ's dad after his first name on Twitter.

It's just him. It's just him. He's ashamed. All caps for the period. Sass is going to call in. Sass will call in. So we can talk just him. He's ashamed. Oh, Sass is going to call in. Sass will call in. So we can talk to him. Good. How's his health, by the way?

Is he okay? He's on. Sass. What's up? There's our big boy. Hey, buddy. How's it going? What's up, broke bitch?

Can you even afford a phone? No, I'm calling from a pay phone right now. All right, so you might not have heard the beginning. I basically repeated what I told you privately last night, that I think this will eventually be good for you and that Dave is always very fair and he doesn't like – he's not trying to take advantage of anyone. And if you progress, he will pay you more and that's how it works.

What did you – how are you feeling though? I'm fine. But the thing is, I never – I didn't go into the meeting and I wasn't like, hey, I didn't do anything. I said what I was doing. I was working the entire year, first year that I was here. Obviously, I was trying to find my way and figure out what I was going to do at Barstool. But I was working, and I never said I just wasn't doing anything.

I said what I was doing wasn't making the company a lot of money, which is true. I was doing online sketches, which are basically impossible to monetize. Right. And that's what I was getting paid to do. And they knew that's what I was doing. And then when I re-signed, that's when I joined the Yak and we started Son of a Boy Dad. So that was my argument as to,

I was still getting paid the salary as I, I still am getting paid a salary that would basically look like I'm still just only doing online sketches. Like the son of a boy that's not even in my contract. So that was my argument. And then he said that I was delusional and that I said that I went and I said I wasn't working for the first year, but that's not at all what happened. And also saying son of a boy dad loses money is just not true.

He told me how much money – he told me how much revenue we've made from son of a boy dad, and it does not lose money. His argument is that with all of our salaries combined, we haven't hit – we haven't made money yet. But that's also implying that every single person that works on son of a boy dad only works on son of a boy dad which isn't true roan does a million things owen doesn't even get paid to do son of a boy that he's not even a producer he just does it for fun right but i i i guess what he's i guess that makes me a hero right yeah that makes you a hero but like and it's all right so for example like you're afraid of sass. Taking part of my take as an example. Like it was a year, maybe even a year and a half before it was like, okay, this thing is big. Like let's adjust some things.

You know what I mean? Like it wasn't six months. It wasn't – Yeah, and I – It was truly that. Like that's the thing is like when I watch that and people are like, how are you not having sass back? It's like because I've lived this exact same thing and I understand what Dave's saying. There have been points in my career where things start moving quickly, but it's not instantly, oh, you get more money because this podcast is starting to take off.

It's like, no, the podcast has to take off, stabilize has taken off, and then we talk about it. I think that's a fair thing because six months of a podcast in terms of like the big picture is not a long time no no i but i get that like i don't think like i said we talked about it on the yak like i wasn't in no way did i go out of that meeting being like dave like an asshole and an idiot and stuff like i agreed with everything he said and i was fine with the outcome of it. And then all of a sudden I'm playing video games last night and I open up Twitter and there's a thousand people calling me a moron for asking for more money. But there were also a thousand people saying we stand with King of New York. Yeah, I know.

But it was just like the way that he portrayed it was that like I was like some crazy person going in there asking for a billion dollars right you were what asking for two million what was it two million yeah two million uh i mean it was just the whole thing was ridiculous i think uh i think you know dave's tough negotiator and you know i i just want to say this even if you asked for pizzas you wouldn't get them it could be worse six pizzas six pizzas and i'm gonna take them right out of the freezer today yep toppings everything everything loaded maybe take seven maybe take eight the work yeah just so you stay ahead of it fully loaded with the fully loaded with the works in the deep freezer so you know i feel i feel i feel bad for sass a little bit yeah it sucks it sucks to be put on blast that part definitely sucks i just like from a business side i i've been in sass's shoes and that's how the conversation goes you know what i mean like

that exact conversation has happened to me obviously the fact that it got then made public kind of sucks for you but like the the like the bones of the business i knew it was going to be public if i knew it was going to be public we could have just had the negotiation like live which you should offer you should say that you should say that you should read a redemption i don't but i didn't want to do that like i didn't I went in to talk to Dave, not to talk to his entire fan base. Yeah. Well, that's your fan base too, brother. Or do you not work for Barstool?

No, I do, I guess. Viva? Viva. Supposedly. Viva? Just say it. Viva. Viva.

Yeah, there it is. Doesn't that feel good? Yeah. Maybe we say it with your chest this next time? Viva? It does feel good? Yeah. Maybe we'll say it with your chest this next time, Viva? It does feel good. Would you rather have your salary doubled or never be able to say Viva again? And never.

You understand what I'm saying. I don't know. That's tough. All right, fellas. I'm sorry, Sass, that it's bad for you right now, but it's going to be good for you overall. Oh, yeah, what did you think about Brandon's talk? Brandon basically called you an asshole. No, Brandon knows I would take a bullet for him any day of the week.

He's always said that. And you know exactly what I was saying. Yeah, he was busting my balls. Are you healthy, Sass? Yeah, I mean, I I was, yes. Yeah, he was busting my balls. Are you healthy, Sass? Yeah, I mean, I'm feeling all right. I'm not really that sick anymore.

I'm more just getting a little cabin fever. Like, I haven't left my room in the last couple days, and I got, like, five more days to stay in here. You need anything?

You need Big Cat to buy you a PS5? No, I'm playing Apex Legends right now on my PS4. Well, I guess that's the spin. Get you a PS5. That's the good news, Sass, is you're the talk of the internet, and you have nowhere to go but your room. So it's kind of like a perfect storm.

Oh, yeah. It's dangerous. That's real dangerous. I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in my room as everyone is talking about me. You need to go on a brisk walk. I think Dave was using a lot of hyperbole. Probably. Because he said it was the most outrageous thing he heard in 20 years.

And people were calling him a rapist this month. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. Good point. Good point. Good point. I think you're going to – I think Lil Sass' army is going to rise even stronger from this. I truly do.

I wouldn't have – I said that to you privately yesterday. I really don't – like, I think it's going to end up being a net positive on your career. And you're 20. I told you that, too, last week. I was like, dude, you're 20 years old. You're, like, 10 years ahead of everyone else. Yeah, literally. If I told this story, me and Sass were walking down the street one day.

He was like, dude, if I'm still making this money in 10 fucking years, I'll kill myself. And I just looked at him like, I'm exactly 10 years older than you. Yeah, like it's crazy to think about how much of a head start you have on your career compared to like everyone else here. That was good. So perspective. It's just like it's such not a big deal. Like I don't – like there's nothing to rise from or anything.

Like I asked for a raise. I didn't get a raise. It's not that big of a deal. I don't know why it had to be like blown up. He's right. Well, that's barstool, which you don't really understand because you don't like us. I guess. Oh, damn.

I'm going to clip that and send that to Dave. All right, fellas. All right, Sass. Viva. Viva. Feel better, bud. Viva. Viva.

Viva. The other part about Sass is he is half a brain. And I mean that in a nice way. When I was 20, he is half a brain. And I mean that in a nice way. When I was 20, I was half a brain. So you can say everything and it just won't register. But in 10 years, he'll be like, oh, that was pretty funny and totally inconsequential and actually worked out for me. I guarantee that will be... Someone said a reminder for 2031.

Check in on Sass at his job at Staples and see if he regrets anything. See if he check in on Sass at his job at Staples. Yep. 2031. 2031. Yep. Perfect. By the way, there's a cookie there for you guys.

Multiple Yak members. What? Oh, yeah. So TJ, yeah. That's a big cookie. Now, TJ's a cookie there for you guys. Multiple Yak members. What? Oh, yeah, so TJ, yeah. That's a big cookie. Now, TJ's a whole new can of worms. TJ, I don't know. So, Sass, I gave him, I sent him positive thoughts and like, hey, this is going to be good.

I don't know what I can say to you, buddy. I mean, I love you. It felt like he was saying it to TJ. He wasn't looking for anybody else. I'm going to put the positive spin because I'm kind of like the Dave translator. I hope and I think this might be a case where Dave just has to get it out of his system and then he moves on. Similar to Brandon. Remember when the $500,000 bet?

I told you after, I was like, he's going to be mad for a week or so, and then he'll get it out of his system and move on. But why does he have to get it out of his system? Because Dave has to get it out of his system. A year and a half ago, TJ said something. Well, they never addressed it. They never addressed it. This is the first time they're addressing it,

so that's why it's become a topic. You could kill Mooch. That's what I'm saying. You have to match or surpass Dave's energy. I mean, you could whack Mooch. Somebody told me I should kill Sass. Oh, that would work, too. But he's a lot easier, probably, too. Eat his soul? I think that's killing

two birds with three stones. You have to denounce Mooch in a major way. Are you prepared to do that? Yes. Okay. Are you going to use screenshots? Of?

Him using the N-word? Yeah, those are out there. We can run it back. A PowerPoint? Wait, TJ TJ you're the guy who defended Muge right No No don't lie I think you tell

What you said You say what you did and then you go on And you denounce him So TJ you're the guy who defended Muge when all that shit was happening Oh I didn't offend him I just wished him good luck TJ, you're the guy who defended Mooj when all that shit was happening. Oh, I didn't offend him. I just wished him good luck. Okay, but you're like his best friend and you want him to succeed and you...

No, fuck him. Okay. Wait, what? Okay, that works. That works good. Yeah. Nice. I don't know.

I think we might need another run through later. Yeah, maybe later. Update on... We'll do that in post. Update on the Fire Mike Norvell spaces. Memes changed his Twitter handle to Adam Shafter and said, breaking Travis Hunter NIL deal with Barstool Sports is worth $1.5 million. And now they have that pinned in their spaces, being like, I told you.

On the Mississippi State secret board that I'm on, talking about recruiting, one of the posts is Barstool Sports. Boy, did we fuck that up. We got Brandon Walker, and now they're going to end up getting some big-name recruits for Deion Sanders at Jackson State. Yeah, that would be way funnier if they stole a recruit from Mississippi State. That's the funniest thing, too, is they choose it like, if I had the power, I would be getting all the recruits to Wisconsin.

And they would be doing Michigan. Yeah, don't have the power. Like, what are we talking about? Why didn't somebody stop to think this is, like the guy said, it's a deal with Penn National. But also, why don't they just give... Penn National can't make a deal with a player. Why don't they just give Deion credit for being fucking Deion Sanders,

an electric recruiter. They also landed his son, which is just as impressive almost. Yes. Absolutely. He's going to get Arch Manning next year. It's going to be incredible. Imagine that. Arch Manning.

Arch Manning. My dream was always to go to an HBCU. Then what are you going to fucking say? Yeah. All right, boys. It's good to see everyone. No, no, that wasn't an honor.

I was going to say, damn. That did sound like an honor. No, it was a reset of Nick's back. I'm not used to this seat. I thought there was a chance

it was 54. If Boy Dad is calculating everybody's salaries, why don't you guys just kick Roan off of Boy Dad? Oh. That's a great point. Oh. Oh. That's a great point.

Oh. Oh. That's a good idea. Or what you should do is you should add me like an expiring contract in the NBA. Add me and then cut me. I like that. Just a 10-day full season. Right.

10-day, but like, yeah, and then you cut me and then the money, the dead money comes off. Also, you can't put a monetary value on the SAS Army. No, that's true. Probably maybe 100,000 plus people who are consuming Barstool, the page, the ads, probably the content, probably the best army anybody's got here, that we wouldn't have gotten without him. Oh, I thought you meant you couldn't put a monetary value because it's zero. Fair. No, SAS does have a ton of fans.

I think the SAS Army needs to be... They need to express their Viva. Oh. I think they're too one-sided. They need to be Viva guys instead of SAS guys. Yeah, they need to rise up. They need to get... Listen, if the SAS Army is...

The SAS Army needs to start gambling. Yeah, SAS Army needs to start gambling. Yeah, Sass Army needs to start gambling? Well, they need to turn 21, and then they need to start gambling. Yes. But yeah, why don't they get Lil Sass trending? Yeah, make him trend. Dave loves that. If Lil Sass was trending, then that would tickle him.

This is the point, though, that I have to just really hammer down Barstool history. Smitty wanted more money. He wanted to go full-time. And Dave said, okay, you can go full-time. We'll put up a shirt, and if enough people buy it, that will pay your salary. And it was just a green shirt that said, pay Smitty on it. And he just mocked Smitty right to his face. It was like only 30 people have boughten the shirt.

And then Smitty grew stronger from it. I watched that clip last night from the Dave Portnoy show. I was like, well, this is pretty routine for Barstool. It's nothing new. You should get a t-shirt like Lil Sass got embarrassed by his boss and all we got was this t-shirt. Yeah. Can we put that up?

All proceeds go to Sass. With a tiny type and TJ too. Mm hmm. Might be tough to fit. I just want to yeah. Yeah. Do you have your

tickets? That shit is kind of slowed down after. No. Fuck. Do not do not entertain this. I don't like that.

I fucking hate it. I get the tickets. No. It'd be one thing if it was a random fan. Can't be up. Bring you to it. They can just give.

No, you are helping the brand more than that Rutgers basketball account is. Yeah, but the one who made the arrangement is Rutgers basketball Twitter account. They can just give them to you. Just give them to you. You're doing more for the team and the brand than that account is. Don't play their games. Don't bend the knee. Yeah, but he's so close.

Maybe after this time. No, fuck that. Then I won't bend the knee anymore. We've already got so many retweets. You're just going to throw those away? We don't want to waste them. Don't do that. We're this close.

Let's get over to the finish line and then reevaluate. I hate when shit like that. Like wives that say, oh, you can have a kid if this gets like 500,000 retweets or you can go to prom with me. You inferior subhuman. If you get 10,000 retweets, you can go to prom with me. Who's way above, like I'm your make a wish. We're not that close.

So wait, this is the one that needs to get retweeted 5,000 times? Unretweeted. Let's just, let's just talk to them. Let's talk to them. Let's, let's talk to them. Man to man. I don't know who's running that it. Let's just talk to them. Let's talk to them. Let's talk to them. Man to man. I don't know who's running that account. Let's hit them up.

Okay. Maybe we show them some tacos and titties. Speaking of which. Yeah, they post some good looking taco. Yeah. I'm more in it for the titties. You say that. It's all an act.

I got a guy in my phone book. His name is Richie Ruckers. I think he works. He's got Rich in my phone book. His name is Richie Ruckers. I think he works. He's got Richie Ruckers. He's got Richie Ruckers. Let's get Richie Ruckers on the line. What's that Twitter called? Ruckers.

Are you what? Yeah. Which Twitter? Are you serious? Put the pressure on him. Those are our motherfucking tacos. Barstool, are you? Oh, Jerry's calling.

Richie Rutgers. I haven't spoke to this guy in a long time. Does something with social with them, though. Barstool, are you, probably? How much are season tickets? It can't be that much. They've been sold out all year. It's not a big arena.

Richie Rutgers. Nothing. What about your Aunt Dee Dee? Dee Dee answered on the third ring. Does she know anyone? Nah Just in case Two things Has Deedee ever gotten kidney stones?

I don't think so And did you date the tan mom's daughter? Yeah I did The tanning mom's daughter? Yeah Have you met the tan mom? So I watched the act And that kind of got glossed over

Are you familiar with the tan mom? I looked her up after the show. She does it to herself. Look up the tan mom. You've seen her, you just don't know it. Oh, yeah. New Jersey mother famous for... No, not the mom, the daughter. Did the daughter tan? But you've like... Oh my god, that mom? Jerry dated her daughter? You met her?

You met this woman? Yeah, pretty much, almost pretty much lived with her. You said she's a great cook? You said she's a great cook. How could she not be? You said the best cook you've pretty much. Almost pretty much lived with her. So she's a great cook. So she's a great cook. How could she not be? She's the best cook you've ever met. One of the best cooks I've ever witnessed. So did she tan too much? Yeah, but that was like a little phase.

They said she brought a five-year-old. Yeah, but that was all bullshit. She brought her in the room. She never brought her in the bed. Is she untanned now? Yeah, she looks like the one picture all the way to the right. That's her? Yeah, she looks like that now. Oh, okay. She right. That's her? Yeah, she looks like that now.

Oh, okay. She's fine. Looks better. I was expecting a Rollins mitt. Yeah. What's her called? Heart of the heart. Should we call Richie Ruckers again?

We can keep calling him. What's up, TJ? Oh, Mitch Cole, Richie Ruckers. Here we go. Here we go. Richie Ruckers. TJ, this could be big. This could be big.

This guy works for Ruckers. I'm trying to think of guys named Richie that I would know that work there hey what's up Richie remember me Jersey Jerry I know I know who you are it's the champ it's the champ buddy hey listen I'm you're on the barstool yak right now the yak we do this show every day at one o'clock I'm a replacement here but uh hey listen yeah what are you gonna do there's a guy here we got seven There's a guy here. Oh, yeah, we got seven. There's a guy here, Brandon. Anyway, so there's an account on Twitter, BarstoolRU. I mean, RU. RU Men's Basketball. RU Men's Basketball.

Okay. Do you run that? Rucker's Men's Basketball? Yeah. No, I should be the face of that, though. Who runs that? Let's set up a coup. Let's stage a coup.

It's got to be probably one of the assistant coaches. No. No? Never an assistant coach. Will you be able to get that info? Say it again? Will you be able to get the info on who runs it or no? Just ask him for the tickets.

Yeah, the Rutgers MBB account? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I can info on who runs it or no? Just ask them for the tickets. Yeah, the Rutgers MBB account? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I can find out who runs it. All right, if you can, find out and get back to me. Give me a call back. Yeah, I got you. Thank you, Richie.

Thanks, Richie. Thank you, Richie. I mean, I could tell you who set up the 5K thing. What? What? And we could tell you that they don't. I know who set it up. So then what the fuck?

Why don't we just get the tweets, guys? We're right there. Yeah, Brandon, you... We're bending the knee to them fuck? Why don't we just get the tweets, guys? We're right there. We're bending the knee to them. I don't even want to get the retweets. There's not some break-even number where if they get 5,000 retweets, it'll be a profitable move for them. I don't bend the knee. No.

I like him. Why have we heard of Rutgers basketball in the past month? He's probably a good guy, but it's the principal. It's because of TJ. He got 2 million views on that video. Exactly. He should get tickets. He should. If you get the 5K, got two million views on that video. Exactly. He should get tickets. He should.

If you get the 5K, then you're just a charity case. Yeah. Well, he's a charity case regardless. No, have some pride. He is the star of the fan base. You are right. He shouldn't be having to earn that. You're right.

He should get the tickets. The tickets should be given to him. However, under the parameters, we're this close to getting them. They're making him jump through hoops. Are you the boy that got all those retweets? Yeah, you don't want to be that. Welcome to the basketball game, champ. Little TJ got 5,000 retweets thanks to his family and friends.

That's who you are, TJ. No. No. Say no to that. All right. Hell yeah. How about we do a live yak from a game? That would be fun.

Do you have any tickets? No. You need the tickets. Alright. I'll send this clip to them. Yeah. No. We need 5k retweets

On that clip For you to accept The tickets They're gonna be Shaking in their boots When they see what KB said about him We need to get

Richie Ruckers On this show I'm surprised He's not hired yet Richie Ruckers Yeah I like that guy I just like his vibe

He's electric He also Yeah you should be full time on the act. I'll leave right now. No. I don't deserve it. No. Oh, he put it back in?

Oh, it's back in. Did he take it out last night? Did he take it out? TJ, did he actually take it out? I don't want him to have taken it out. Damn. I don't know. I have my dad muted on Twitter.

That would be so funny if he took it out. I've got to follow Tim. He just made it a question mark instead of. Are you Tim Jr.? Timothy John. But Jr.? No, he's Timothy Francis. Oh, he's TF.

Yeah. Damn. Or Bernie Deon jerseys in Tallahassee. What? Oh, my God. Are you serious? Or Bernie Deon jerseys in Tallahassee. They could have had him.

They could still have him. They could still have him. Although, I don't know. Deon would probably say no. Money talks. Yeah, I know know and someone else will probably offer more money petty ass petty ass college football fans there's nothing like it there's nothing like college football it really is the best week jerry you're gonna do a college

football show on sling right yeah i think i'm gonna do uh college football show on Sling, right? Yeah, I think I'm going to do college football on Sling. I think right before Brandon's show. I think he got the 6 o'clock slot. You're going to get the 5? I think I'll get the 5 o'clock slot. King of Sling. Yeah. Jersey Jerry.

There was a fan who called into Brandon's show yesterday. Jerry from New Jersey called in. Sounded a lot like you. And what did he say? It wasn't me. Just said, you know, rumors around the town where, you know, I live. Just saying there might be a new king of sling in 2022. Whoa.

We definitely needed at this company somebody else to dick around with Brandon Walker. We needed this. We needed another person. You can't be. I didn't set this call up. I didn't tell the kid to call. You called in. I don't think you have proof that I called in.

Can we play the call? Do we have the call? I don't think we have the call. Give me five minutes. We don't have the call. It's a good call. Calling a city or town is cool. Yeah, I want to just see if it was Jerry.

I think the guy on the phone made it clear, like, hey, I'm not Jersey Jerry. I'm Jerry from New Jersey. That's a big difference. Subtle but big difference. This is fun. I'm enjoying this. Do you mean that? I do.

I do a lot. Sounds like you don't. I don't. No, it's cool. The thing you care about the most, getting fucked around with a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a tiny little bit. No, man.

Poking it. The thing is, you care about it a ton, about the product. Nick, do you want to talk about your new show? Wrestling's going great if anybody wants to grab it. Yeah, I thought you were going to do a WWF show on Sling. No, that's just like an interview kind of thing whenever we have people come in. Got it.

Yeah. Got it. That'll be cool. That's cool. I don't really know too much about wrestling, but. Who cares? Yeah. Who really cares?

Who cares? It'll be fun anyway. People will listen. They'll just be like, hey, this is a guy. Doesn't know anything about wrestling, talking about wrestling. Fuck it. Should be funny as hell.

Brandon was only like, I know he has that rough exterior and people think he's rude. He was only a dickhead to me for like three months. Yeah. And then love. Just a season.

All love. And I'm talking a serious asshole dickhead. Dildo. Made me want to quit. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was a dildo a little bit. This will be good for us. Now it's all love.

It is. It truly is. This is going to make us stronger. We sit together. I should be over all the butterflies. I'm into you. Popping those? I've been watching TikTok.

That's one of the sounds. On TikTok? Big P's? Hard P's? It's like a drill remix to the Paramore. And is that like the dance you do with it? And it's always just like the most mundane, underwhelming video. So what are you doing?

Back in the party. Chocolate bar. Listening and dancing. Those TikTok songs. So what are you doing? Back in the party Chocolate barbie Waiting on me for a yolk Whistling and dancing Those TikTok songs There's a few that just get played on every fucking Instagram space Or store

Oh you got your Chick-fil-A? I've been getting into If you go to the Very bottom of TikTok comments Like 20,000 deep There's just strangers That like 1v1 argue Oh I love those people No likes, no replies They just go back and forth Like 20 messages TikTok comments, like 20,000 deep. There's just strangers that like 1v1 argue.

Oh, I love those people. It's awesome. No likes, no replies. They just go back and forth like 20 messages to each other. Sometimes you just want to argue online. Yeah. Find a person and just fucking get an argument going. Did you guys have any of Kim, content Kim's cookies? I wasn't in.

Pretty bad. Yeah, you gave him a really below average score. Yeah, Jerry's very mad at me. Called me a bad guy. Yep. You think that? I mean, what you're doing. Yeah.

Oh, well, you can get TJ's spirits up when you rate his mom's brownies. Oh, yeah. I think that's Monday. Okay. I thought that was today, TJ. Monday's a good day for brownies. Yeah, Monday is a good day for brownies. I agree.

How do you want them? Powdered sugar? Chocolate chips? Powdered sugar? Sounds pretty good. Tell her to make the best version of her brownies. Yeah, Monday is a good day for brownies. I agree. How do you want them? Powdered sugar? Chocolate chips? Powdered sugar? Sounds pretty good. Tell her to make the best version of her brownies. However she thinks the best.

I think she's going to make a couple types. I think she's going to do one with some peppermint on it. Ooh. Some pretzels. Does she have a backup if it gets a low score?

God forbid. Crying, probably. Okay, but like a backup the next day? Sure. We'll see. She's sent some extra for your other shows

that you might be on? It's for everybody. Chocolate football. We'll figure it out. Well, she's sent some extra for your other shows that you might be on. It's for everybody. The chocolate football. There'll be a bundle for Dave, a bundle for Big Cat. Oh, really? Dave. A bundle for Brandon.

Nice. The big three. Everybody eats. Everybody eats. That made your fucking day. The big three. The big three. The Holy Trinity of Barstool.

Dave, Big Cat, and Brandon. I want to hear this Jerry from Jersey call. Sounds like a smart guy. Uploading now. Give it a minute. Let's get the Yak account into a fight on Twitter. With who? I don't know.

Just respond nuh-uh to somebody. Yeah. Yeah, just a simple nuh-uh. Yeah, just like somebody saying maybe even a fact. Mm-hmm. Nuh-uh. That pisses you off. It's a patronizing sound.

It is horrible. The fastest way to disagree and you don't have time to explain it. Maybe you always say it more than once. Nuh-uh, nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. How do you type that? N-U-H. Oh, yeah, N-U-H-U- yeah. N-U-H. U-H.

N-U-H. Hyphen. Yeah. I wanted an uh somebody. Oh, man. Maybe even like that. That's brutal, but I don't know how to spell it. But how do you type that? As soon as that can be spelled, you're the most powerful man online.

Because if you try to spell it, you go M-M-M, but that sounds like you're saying it's delicious. Yeah. No, I think it would be like M-M-N-N. Yep. No, no. One N. What about would be like M, M, N, N. Yep. No, no, one N. What about an H to start? M, M, N. Three M's and an N.

What about an H? I don't think there's an H in that. I think he's right. M, M, H. M, M, M, N. Three M's? Yeah, I think three M's and one N. Two M's and an N sounds like a...

I think he's right. I think it's three. I think it's three. M, M, M, M. Let think he's right I think it's three I think it's three Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Let's mmm somebody See how it goes

It might not work We have to see how it looks It might not translate I think it'll work I don't think it'll work either I think it will work Who should we Mmm

Da Shay Serrano Retweeting Retweeting someone the 30,000th birthday. I can't even talk. These Pornhub things seem made up. What is this? The year in review searches. Yeah, this isn't right.

Hentai wasn't the top search. Hentai, romance, group sex, fitness, swapping. New York's top search was foot job. No, it wasn't. No. They're probably just the number one state that searched that. Mississippi's top search is furry. No, it wasn't.

Nope. Those are all. No, it's no one's top search. No. The top five, romance. Wouldn't it make sense that all 50 states would be very close and lockstep with the top search? Yeah, they'd probably be all the same thing. Yeah.

Yeah, it's just like the first, the top of that category. I would bet a lot of people don't even search. I search. You search? Mm-hmm. Well, because you're into something specific. Yeah. Yeah.

Some people just search like that. Go to the first page? Searching fucking in the search bar for it. That's what is fine. Man on girl. You just go through the categories? Horse. Dude, I'm such a follower.

I'll search most viewed. Have you ever had a very specific video that you can't remember, but you just type in all of the adjectives that describe it? Yeah. And it just doesn't work. I've been looking for one for a while. Because I guess at the end of the day, there's one that I've been looking for for years. I have one as well.

Is it the Colombian lesbian who was hula hooping in a family? We won't have the same one. I have one that is a chick with a brown top. I think that they actively stop. And you're searching like brown top fucking. Yes, it's very relatable. You see one porn video once in your life and you can never find it again. You're like, God damn it.

There's one I can't remember what holiday they were celebrating. So I keep putting like it was a candy bikini for four way holiday. I've tried like Mardi Gras. I've tried St. Patrick's Day. I don't know what it is. Because that's the other thing. You don't. It could have been.

I think it takes like three or four times before you commit the porn star's name to your memory. So those first few times. I'm never going to remember the name. Yeah, like you have to watch a few times to be like, okay, that's the name. Somebody will DM you the candy top for it. Round top. All right. It was a black girl, white girl, two guys.

They were like taking shot glasses. They're like raving. And it was a candy. They a white girl, two guys. They were, like, taking shot glasses. They were, like, raving. And it was a candy. They both had candy bikinis. Okay, mine is, it's like an old, like, hotel room. Brown top with, I think, laces. And she undoes, does the laces. Big tits.

Can't find it. You don't remember the porn star? Probably watched it ten years ago. What about, do you remember who the porn star is? No, I don't think it was even a porn star watched it 10 years ago What about Do you remember Who the porn star is No I don't think It was even a porn star Like a random Yeah

Mine was No Penny That's Penetration And it was Hula Hooping Yeah Oh that's probably What do you mean That's

That's Remy LaCroix Or whatever No No You sure I'm positive Are you sure You said her name

Absolutely perfectly And then you were just like Or whatever Whatever Whatever Remy LaCroix I think that's sure? You said her name absolutely perfectly, and then you were just like, or whatever. Whatever. I think that's her name. Is that her name? Penny Flame?

Yeah, it is. That is Zahn. Remy LaCroix. That's a known name. Yeah, that is a known name. She did have a hula hoop face. She liked a tweet of Brandon's while we were in Omaha. What? That's right, she did.

And Brandon came instantly. Yes, he did. What? That's right, she did. And Brandon came in. Yes, he did. What is this? Porn star finds me funny. This guy's name is Jerry from New Jersey. Go ahead, Jerry. Yes, it's Jerry from New Jersey. Hey, Brandon.

This is Brandon. Go ahead. Hey, Brandon. Hey, there's word around town that in 2022 there will be somebody that's going to go on sling, and they're calling themselves the king of sling. What do you think about that? You know, sitting here, Jerry, I am charged with doing an entertaining show for an hour a night, and I do it from 6 o'clock to 7.

And anybody who wants to put in those kind of hours who wants to be blue collar who wants to go the extra mile i mean they should be able to do it i and i welcome them with open arms because i have been holding up the sling deal by myself so it'd be nice to be able to share the sling deal with somebody else as long as they would put in the work and not clock out after three and a half hours every day now that's a good point i just wanted to confirm that this isn't Jersey Jerry, but this is Jerry from New Jersey. And, you know, I'm pretty close with this guy, so I'm going to relay the message to him,

and, you know, maybe he could start putting in a couple more hours, but it is confirmed that Jersey Jerry will be there in 2022. What's Jersey Jerry going to be doing? I don't know if he's told you yet. No, he didn't tell me yet. I think it's a real big secret, but I think it's going to be really, really big. Well, when it does come out, I will be one of the biggest cheerleaders. I'll be telling everybody to watch Jersey Jerry on Sling.

We already have a king of Sling, but maybe he can be the prince or the jester. I don't know. He's got a spot here somewhere. Hey, thank you, Brandon, for giving me the time. I'm going to relay the message to Jerry. All right, that's about it spot here somewhere. He stole your line. Hey, thank you, Brandon, for giving me the time. I'm going to relay the message to Jerry. All right, that's about it. He stole my line. I don't think that was Jerry.

No. It was all Jerry. It was an extraordinarily unique inflection. Right. That guy had the same inflection. He had the same one, but it's different. Subtle differences that you can. It's a Jersey accent.

Yeah, right. Brandon, eat that big cookie. The whole cookie? Yeah, it'd be funny. Eat the whole thing. It's funny seeing a grown man eat it. We'll end the show when you finish. We'll end the show when you finish.

Eat the whole cookie. Yeah, it'd be mad funny. I can't eat that cookie. I'm not going to eat that cookie. No, you have to. Owen, that's got nuts in it, brother. No, Owen's going to feed it to you. I don't want to eat the cookie.

Don't make me eat the cookie. Brandon, eat that whole... Eat that little man. I'm not going to eat this whole cookie. Eat that man. Eat him. Eat that little man. I'm not eating this whole cookie. Eat that man. Eat him. Eat that little man. I brought my lunch.

No, eat the gingerbread man. At least eat his head. No, eat the whole thing. Bite into it whole. I'll eat his head. Don't tear it open. I'll eat his head. No, no, no.

I'm going to break it off. I want you to hold it. Bite into his head. Let me nibble on his head. Have you no... Entertain, brother. Hold him up. It looks soft.

It looks... I thought he was going to be hard as a rock. It's a big cookie, isn't it? Big cookie for a big boy. Can you stick a finger out so it looks like it was his dick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think that's a dicky-do.

Yeah, that is a dicky-do. To scale, too. It's pretty good, isn't it? Punch a hole. Oh, here we go. I don't think you do. To scale, too. It's pretty good, isn't it? No, go right through the cookie, isn't it? Punch a hole. Oh, here we go. Oh, you can finish it. You can finish that cookie.

There's definitely some fetish person out there that's having a great day. All they care about is people eating gingerbread cookies. This is being teased for 48 minutes. Eat the fucking cookie. Oh, there goes his. Oh, man. Oh, geez. Brandon, please.

It hurts. Brandon, don't eat cookie. Oh, there goes his... Oh, man. Oh, cheese. Brandon, please. It hurts. Brandon, don't eat me. Oh, Brandon. I love Mississippi State. Don't eat me. I'll do anything. I'm the one guy who still respects you. And you're eating me whole.

Who's going to advocate you when you want a raise? Don't eat my mouth. Don't eat my mouth. I was the only one telling Dave that you do a good job and now you're out. Shout out Billy from Louisiana. He sent those. Oh, shout out Billy.

Met him at the Classic. Nice. Thank you. Wait, were you concerned that he thought someone was poisoning you? He was like, all right, he's wealthy.

White. Don't tell us what to do. Yeah, he's going to finish that. It's a thick cookie. It looks soft and gooey. It's in your throat. Yeah, it looks good. Is it stuck in your throat

a little bit? I got body. No, no, no, no. Everybody knows the head's the best part. That's your cookie. Like most things. He's dead now. Put the chicken salad on. Like most things. He's dead now.

Put the chicken salad on. Actually, no. Give Big Cat the button. Just one button. I don't want. I've had too many cookies today. No, just the button. I've already had seven cookies.

You want a foot? You want a foot, Owen? No, I'm good. Thank you. I've had seven cookies. You've had seven cookies today? Seven cookies. I'm really just kind of leaning into the whole like My diet's gonna start January 1st

Which Jersey Jerry said is Is fake He called me out and said I'm fat for life I didn't say that Yeah you did No you put words in my mouth No I didn't

No you did Yeah you did Let me guess Jerry from New Jersey said it What is it Probably Yeah probably That guy's an asshole

That's something a rat fuck would say That guy That guy's He's a pot stir something a rat fuck would say. That guy. That guy, he's a pot stirrer. I don't even think I know another Jerry. He said he's acting like he knows me. Yeah. I don't even think I know him. Yeah, that's weird.

No clue. Also, he called you Brandon, which. Yeah. Like, I would call you Brandon. Yeah, your real name. I don't know. Coincidence. I mean, I'm eating cookie.

You're distracted by cookie? You can't listen? You can eat the whole thing, Brennan. I can't talk back. Brennan, you can eat the whole thing. Just be a legend. Eat every little piece of that thing. That'd be crazy.

It would be so funny. That was good. You'd probably get a raise. Do your kids still believe in Santa? Some. 25% of them do. That's one child. I'm down a raise. Do your kids still believe in Santa? Some. 25% of them do. That's one child. I'm down to one.

One out of four. I ain't got a lot of kids. Let me tell them. No. The six-year-old still does. Actually, you should probably check out that Oculus that I gave you because... I saw that yesterday. That was one of the nicest things I've ever seen.

Thank you. Thank you. But the opening screen on the Oculus says, this was given to you by Big Cat. Santa's not real. I saw that yesterday. That was one of the nicest things I've ever seen. Thank you. But the opening screen on the Oculus says, this was given to you by Big Cat Santa's not real. And that's default on all of them. Yeah, that's on every single one. Nothing you can do about it.

Imagine if that's how your six-year-old found out. What the fuck? We can be fine. It's actually just a virtual simulation of me killing Santa. Chris Corso. You know that I know him. We got to get him. All right. Chris Corso.

So let's get his number. He gave me the contact. All right, so call him up. All right, let's call him. Let's call him. Do you want to talk to him, TJ? I know it. We've talked on the phone before.

I know he's a good guy, but let's tell him later. I'm fine with you calling. Let's end the... KB, you want to take over the call? I think I have to. I was very opinionated about this. That sucks when that happens. Yeah, fuck.

I don't know if I can match that energy to a real human. He's a nice guy. It was better when he was just RU basketball. Good luck, Kyle. This is Chris. Chris, it's KB.

You're on the Barstool Yak if you want to be. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, we're discussing TJ's in the retweet deal. 5,000, he gets the season tickets. Yep, yep, I'm aware. All right, we want to put an end to that, and we think you decide right now if he deserves the tickets, he gets them now, no retweets, that doesn't matter,

or if he doesn't, he doesn't get them. Well, do we want him to get to the 5,000? I think that's arbitrary. I think if you guys think it'll be beneficial to the brand, to the team for him to have the season tickets, I think you just give him the tickets. Yeah, I mean, I think that was the plan from the beginning, right? I think we're ready to give them to him.

All right. So it's a done deal. Yeah! All right. Christmas miracle. So he's got them, yeah. Well, thank you, Chris. That's great. Thank. All right. Christmas miracle. It's nice to win one. So he's got them, yeah. Well, thank you, Chris. That's great.

Thank you, Chris. You did a good job today. I appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. You're the man. All right. All right. All right.

Way to go. Let's go, TJ. Good job, Kyle. I'll see you, Chris. Thanks, Kyle. KB. Way to go, KB. That's a huge moment, KB.

You cut right through the bullshit of this. I'd like to go to the Providence-Yukon game. Which one do I want to go, KB. That's a huge moment, KB. You cut right through the bullshit of this. I'd like to go to the Providence-Yukon game. Which one do I want to go to? Providence-Yukon, don't play. Do they exhibition? Yeah, that's not right. I just want to go to a Providence-Yukon game. So who do we got to call?

Do they play Yeshiva? No. Oh, wow. You've been obsessed with Yeshiva. How well would Yeshiva do against a mid-range D1? Probably not. Get destroyed. You think good?

They won 50 games in a row. They would get destroyed. I don't know. What's the limit? They would beat some shitty teams. They would beat really bad D1s. Rutgers. No.

Wrong. They wouldn't be Rutgers. Wrong and mean. Ryder, for example, would beat Yeshiva by 90. No. Not 90. 30? By 50? I don't know. I don't the Sheepers by 90. No. Not 90. 30? By 50?

I don't know. I don't know. By 50, yes. Maybe. Owen, will you please attend the Rutgers-Wisconsin game on my behalf? Yes. Okay. I'll wear a Wisconsin hat.

Thank you. So that's one ticket. I want to go to – we were going to go to Kent State, West Virginia. Why don't you go to Penn State, Rutgers? I would love to. I'm sure they play. All right, anyone else? Any other games?

Give me a shitty one. I already gave Penn State. Northwestern? I went worse. Who's that? Nebraska. Yeah, that's that? Nebraska. Yeah, that's good. Nebraska.

Nebraska. Nebraska, Rutgers. Please get Nick signed up for that, TJ. Anyone else? Fairly Dickinson's on the board. Purdue already happened. You know that. Ryder.

All right, let's look. All right. Oh, Michigan. Wait, so you have two tickets to Michigan? I was new jersey school do they play a rider you have two tickets to michigan at ruckers yep huh oh yeah i'm way ahead of you i tweeted that already what did i'd give david ticket yeah that's really nice um no well no definitely never want to go to okay yeah do it all right uh penn state oh i'd love to go see iowa play okay iowa that's brandon keep scrolling big all these games there's a lot of home games they're not playing morgan state are they tj oh no a lot of these aren't home games we played the michigan state a couple years ago ohio state Michigan State Ohio State

Oh there's Wisconsin That's in Madison Oh there we go February 25th that will be Owens Day Well I want season tickets to something now Who do I want Penn State Wrestling

I used to have season tickets to the Chicago Sky WNBA Champions right now I think it would be fun if we all went Courtside to a WNBA champions right now. I think it would be fun if we all went courtside to a WNBA game. That would be a blast. It was a lot of fun. Sneakers on the court. Do they have a courtside

status? I've seen courtside WNBA. Who would you get that rough? Who would you rub elbows with? Jonathan Lipnicki. He is a fan, isn't he? I could see him loving WMB. Shea Serrano.

That could be cool. Brandon, how was the cookie? It's actually a really good fucking cookie. I knew it. I knew you'd like it. It's a really good cookie. If I didn't have my chicken salad in there, I would eat more of it.

You should put on top of it. I'm going to put chicken salad on top of it. Jerry from Jersey. We have some chicken salad. You sounded like him a little bit. I did a little bit, right? It did sound a little bit. A little bit, but not a whole bit.

A little bit. Like, there could be. But again, that's probably just a regional dialogue. And plus, do you think I'm that stupid To put Jerry there? Yeah, because they can check the numbers And the names Matches up Even the girl that I think produces

The show or something like that She even messaged me saying, oh my god, we thought that was you I was like, nah, not me Yeah Katie Stats Yeah, Katie, yeah Yeah, sent me a message. Wow, this kid called in.

He sounded just like you. Can't believe it's not you. I'm like, no, not me. Not you. What were you doing last night? Just hanging out. Resting, relaxing my bed. Nice.

Nice. I got a good deal on purple mattresses. Anybody needs a mattress. Why purple? It's $4,000 or $5,000 mattresses. Get them for about $350, $400. $400? Right off the truck. I would like one. What do you mean purple? Purple in color?

That's the brand. That's the brand. Purple. That's the brand. I would take one. What's that? I don't know. Just let me know for real. I'm serious. I'm moving. Awesome. Queen? King? Queen. Frank just stared Jerry down real quick. Yeah. He did.

That's why. Alright, I gotta go Yeah. He did. That's all right. Take his thieves. All right, I got to go. Hey, Donnie. I'm going to be out tomorrow. Oh. Nick, you're gone. No, bumped it.

Staying this week. Oh, okay. I'll be back on Friday. Perfect. Great. Maybe we'll do... Are we doing a draft next week? We don't have Roan here.

We don't have Roan. Let's do something fun on Friday. Yeah. Let's figure out something fun. Gift exchange. Play a game or fun on Friday. Let's figure out something fun. Gift exchange? Play a game or something. Something. Something fun.

We'll think of something. I think we should all bring like three to five gifts, and then that could be a side thing. Okay. Yeah, just have them. Three to five? See where it goes. Yeah, they don't have to be like really expensive. They should be just-

Jerry, you in on Friday? It should be scaled to your salary. Yeah. So Sass will bring us a dirt clod. Jerry will be here. Do what I do. Got to get three gifts. Three gifts.

Anything. Also oatmeal raisin cookies on Friday from Kim. Pass. I love oatmeal raisin. I hate oatmeal raisin. Did you hear what he just said?

I hate oatmeal raisin. You're a bad guy. Because I don't like oatmeal raisin? Yeah. You choke it down. If I tasted them, I mean,

I would give her the correct score and not lie about it to get more cookies. Are you saying that's what I'm doing? Probably. How dare you? We'll see Friday, right? I just feel bad. Like, she's going in the garbage. You know what I mean?

Like, she feels bad. No, she doesn't feel bad. No, she does. No, she does. She was going to start cookies with content, Kim. She's going in the garbage. She feels bad. No, she doesn't feel bad. No, she does. She's going to start cookies with content, Kim. She does. With a twist. No, she doesn't feel bad. She doesn't feel bad.

I talked to her. She doesn't feel bad. All right. I think you fell for her. I'm giving her a reason to wake up every day to try to make me the perfect cookie. Isn't that something nice? What was that chocolate cookie you tasted? What'd you rate that one? 4.1? So she's almost decent.

Yeah. I don't know that I've... It's almost edible. I had seven of them, but they're almost edible. Yeah. Yeah, shit. Oh. It's the act.