The Yak - Did Big Cat Motorboat Brandon's Mom? We Investigate | The Yak 3-10-25

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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Our guy Julio is here. Yeah, baby. Here for the week. Good to see you guys. Always a pleasure. He's got a show in Omaha, so he wanted to promo it. Where is the next show? My show this time is actually in Chicago.

Oh, hell yes. That worked. I know, finally. This Friday I got two at the Den Theater. My special's out also on YouTube. Check that out. Go watch it. You know, good shit.

Julio also made a very big mistake when I saw him this morning. God damn it. He made a very big mistake. What'd he do? So he's, obviously we know Julio very well. He's been on the show many times. Fits in great. His wife is from Chicago suburbs.

So I said, hey, are you staying with your in-laws again this week? And he's like, actually, one of their friends let me stay in their three-bedroom apartment all week because they're not there. Not too far from the office. I think we've got to throw a rager. I think we've got to fucking rip the place to shred Maybe a case race from the from the apartment I haven't been to a kegger. Yeah

Luckily, it's not a big party weekend in Chicago. Oh, yeah true You could be the pregame and the true Patrick oh you could be the pregame and the post post game you could be the game wait it's on Sunday or I'll be Saturday I'll be gone thank God I will just preach pretty game on Friday I want to I haven't been to a house party in forever which bedroom am I allowed to fuck in? Oh man, Julio I'm not gonna fuck but I'll jerk off in one of them On the balcony Are there any chance these people watch the act or their kids watch the act? I don't know, it's possible

The in-laws friends That's a sweet spot right there That's a great spot The last time we did this Talking about the in-laws house I think I got away with it, but I don't want to test my luck this time It's gonna be a rager this time you got to feel so lonely in a three-bedroom house. I do dude, okay? We'll come over yeah, you guys want to come hang we'll fucking

Dirty Mike and the boys it now. I just want to one rule is I know that like I'm trying to be respectful But like if I did want to wear rollerblades to the party am I allowed to good question You know it would be preferred that you didn't ride them over so there was less street on them, okay? But I can wear them inside the house your indoor blades Your indoor roller. We should have a roller blade party. Oh, yeah. That will be Tuesday. Wednesday, we should do...

Pure rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Oh, we should go through medicine cabinets, do a little pill roulette. Oh, that's good. Put some bacon in there. I think we should have a painting day, like an art day.

Oh, I like that a lot. On the walls, though. Dog day. We gotta have all the dogs. All the dogs. We just bring a lot of dogs over. Miles of dogs. Do a paws field trip.

How many dogs could you fit in? Start stacking dogs. What would you say? How many dogs could we get in this place? Like easily 30. Oh, nice. What's the most amount of dogs in a place? What breed though?

We're gonna break the record. Is there a record TJ we could break? 30, I think we could get 300 in there. 300 in place? Up to the ceiling. it would be so great too because Julio like I know that he would be resistant But he would probably just let us do it and then be like listen. There's a show on YouTube. They they're really cool They wanted to break the dog record It would be really helpful if you let us do this It would be really helpful if you let us do this

You know what I won't bring my roller blades there we gave them something back okay nice all right what is this? There's no way that's the record now. No, I'm talking about not stacked on top of each I want dogs on dogs dogs asphyxiated. Yeah I want so many dogs that there's not a single moment that one of the like there isn't at least one dog shitting and pissing Yeah, if you get like yeah if we got like 2400 dogs you'd assume like at least once one a minute. You know Yeah, yeah, they can't move freely they can only move in one continuous motion It's like a Chinese wave pool dogs They can't move freely. They can only move in one continuous motion. It's like a little Chinese wave pool of dogs.

But yeah, Julio's here. Welcome, Julio. Good to be here, guys. I appreciate it. Brandon, it's good to have you back. Yeah, I was touch and go there for a while. Yeah. You're here.

I didn't know. But I guess we got it figured out, and I am here for the next five years. That was uh, an encro there's nine thirty That was an incredible show on Friday. It was fun. There was a lot going on man. Oh man Going on I think it's all settled. Mm-hmm about it all weekend Yeah, but it wasn't the word they said wasn't it's done forever. They said truce There's a truth now truce can mean ceasefire five minutes. It can mean 500 years. Israel and

Palestine are technically in a ceasefire. Sure. Sure. We know how that's going to end. You never know when things will fire back up. And with these with these elements we have in this office, you never know when things are going to fire back upy Smokes is just so unlikable. He did a press conference with a cut-off shirt. Did you see that? No sleeves press conference. He's got the crown right now. Yeah. So we left on Friday and I let it happen on the, or it happened on the Yak, we took it in. I consumed no other content from it afterwards.

Yeah. I didn't watch Nicky Smokes, I didn't watch any of that. I didn't wanna see his face. Just show the, don't even play the video because it's, it also, the best part was he posted a video sleeveless press conference. It was maybe 30 minutes after he texted me and was like, hey, I'm not gonna tweet about any of this stuff.

So then he posted the video and then I just replied to the and I was like good call pretending I hadn't seen it first. Make sure you do that. Yeah. Yeah. Just lay low. You'll be good. Yeah. Perfect. A decision. Oh, well that's gonna... Oh, no. Damn it. Man, that's gonna hurt and... Well, no, we have... We have that? We have a... Brandon and I are in a little bit of a do-to-do.

Well, we have a little film review we need to do. Brandon accused me on Friday nights. My blessed mother was in town this weekend, and when she walked on the show, I was quite taken aback and surprised on Friday and I was so taken aback and surprised, I immediately buried my head in my hands. Therefore, I didn't see anything that happened. You miss Dan burying his head in her breasts. Well, you said you couldn't recall if you did that or not.

No, you asked if I motorboated her and I said I do not recall. I said I'm beginning to get word that you motorboated my mother. And I do not recall if there was any motorboating. Fair. So you do remember bearing your head. Oh, 100%.

But you don't know if there was any motorboating. I don't know if I moved my head or not. He didn't rub the end. It's like a... Wait, hold on, pause it, pause it. This is a... Brandon accused me on Friday night of motorboating his mother.

I very clearly said I do not recall I believe I asked you if you did and I said I do not recall right? I thought she forced I thought she held your head down there So I have not watched it back out right and I made a deal to not watch the footage so that we can see it together This would be like the equivalent of soaking you just put your head in there But again, if he did if he he did motorboat or that changes our relationship. I do not recall if I motorboated or not. I guess we'll find out. And I said there was a boat. We just don't know if that a motor.

When I, when I got the DM saying, Dan motorboated your mom, I was like, no, my friend Dan wouldn't, he would not motorboat my mother. I do not know. You don't remember. I don't remember if I moved my head. It was a light paddle. I remember her being like here put you put put your head in my bosoms and I said yes But I don't know if I went Yeah, but if your head goes into a pair of bosoms your heads naturally gonna want to move it But that's not a motorboat if I don't move my head. It's not a motorboat. Would you guys all agree? We clarify before we have to make a sound effect. I think the sound effects makes it like significantly better. But yeah, I, I, I- You didn't voluntarily

move your head. I don't think I went- You didn't involuntarily. I don't think I went like this. So you're saying you didn't do that? I thought she did. I thought she was steering the boat. Oh, what happens then? Then it's sexual harassment. Of who? Me. You would accuse my 68 year old mother of sexually harassing you? Yeah. Well actually it'd be more under the pretense of blue balls. So that's unsexual harassment. Well no she she she got me to the edge and I was just like what the fuck. That should be what harassment is. Yeah that's harassment. Blue balls harassment is harassment. That's how boys get harassed. And you're going to.

Guys have natural needs. You're gonna give get harassed. And you're going to guys have natural needs You're gonna give me a heartfelt apology if you did in fact motorboat my mother if she blue balled me That I'm gonna need an apology. That's egregious. Yeah. Yeah, I don't believe my mother is going to apologize No, I said you have to apologize on our her behalf. Why would I apologize? I didn't not letting me come I didn't put my titties in anybody's face Okay Letting me come I didn't put my titties in anybody's face Okay, let's watch this did your tongue touch bust skin, I don't think I think I can't my tongue in Again, I do not recall Oh, that's her. That's her.

She did it. She motorboated me. Oh my god. She did the moving. She moved. I like Steve. I'd like to go back to the very beginning. That's a new technique.

I've never seen that before. I feel like Dan started to move towards the breast and then stopped himself. And my mom was like, OK, well, if that's what we got. Yeah, look. Look, she's got the back of my head. Yep Pulling you in. No. I'm not moving that's her moving not me. Well you're smiling you're obviously happy. Obviously it was a great time. So now an apology is in order from you sir. Yeah if anything you were

harassed. I was harassed. The boat was still the dock was rocked. I was just sitting there minding my own business. She grabbed the back of my head, forced it into her breasts. I'm going to go ahead and say right now that I will not be apologizing on behalf of any member of my family. Do you think I'm in the wrong at all? Play it again. I you're a big, strong man who could have held his neck firm. Not that I think you could have held your neck firm and you could have stood tall if you'd like to. Not that strong. What am I? Mike Tyson?

You clearly attempt to resist it. Yes. Yeah, you're looking away. Forth happening right here. Yeah. And then you try to get away and then boom. Oh, oh, yeah. She motorboated me. You had control you were merely tubing do we have the other

Yeah, that wreath is killing us. Do we have the the blotman angle cuz he had a camera would like another angle I would like another angle. I don't think we ever actually get the look you blow Yeah, I know he just had he's just there Toy phone never Yeah, I know he just has he's just there Wow, well that's a significant change in it were you breastfed Probably yeah, I would imagine calcium brothers. Yeah Notice that I had a little more strength this week This might have backfired. Yeah, I think that did backfire. I'm happy that I didn't watch it until today. And wow.

Again, you didn't play any defense whatsoever. You... She is a strong Southern woman. You gave in almost immediately. And while there was some downward force with her hands, I feel like once the momentum started, you just went straight. Yeah, because I was afraid that my neck was going to snap.

He went with the current. Yeah. I was afraid for my life. You could actually see it. He did it out of respect. If he declined, it would have been more rude. I did say that. I said that if I did motorboat, it was all out of respect.

But it turns out I didn't. She motorboated my car. I don't know that motorboating has ever been done out of respect. No, that's not true. I respect your tittiesies therefore I'm going to It shows like a veneration of them a little bit. Yeah, it's like booping a titty Well, I think that's almost lust at that point not really respect. I respect your titties therefore I must

Motorboat back and forth on them. But if you're being forced and you're like no I can't it's gross That's ruder than just going all right fine Should maybe thank him. When the hell, when, why is he here? I need this Luke Blutman. All right, I guess you didn't, it appears. Okay, here we go. Oh, this is good.

Oh, look, she's all sassy. I wish she had been wearing a little less leather by just Viking critique. I can because I was touching I was such a oh he's not gonna get it He's just showing me Okay, you've already done it Oh That a little worse for big cat my opinion do you think so yes, dude You mean you appear to have fully participated from that well again I was forced and once I once I was worried about my spine, and, I was forced, and once I was worried about my spine, and then I was like,

fuck, I gotta go with this, she moved. My face stayed pretty much in the same spot, right in between her breasts. Nothing you could have done. Could have happened to any of us, really. Like, you were just a victim in that. You know what? I think the only way we can really settle this

is we're going to have to do a forensic analysis of it. We're going to have to recreate it. And Caitlin's going to have to come out here and play the role of mom. Connor can play the role of Cuck jerking off in the corner. Oh, man. I mean, she's a wonderful lady. We can just move on to the next thing.

How was Friday for you, Brandon, after the show? Where you was was it was good. The the messages flooding in. Yeah. I mean, once I once I resigned for good on Friday afternoon, you know, it's kind of like a load off our shoulders, our chests, or whatever, wherever you carry a load really. Mine's still in my balls. I understand. Waiting to come out. But I would like to reiterate, I did sign the contract on Friday afternoon and not on December 13th of 2024.

I just want to point that out. Because if you had to sign in December, then this whole exercise would have been just ridiculous. Almost useless. Yeah, it just would have been really an exercise in vanity. Yeah. And just kind of a farce. I do love the people who are like, that was such a bad pitch. Like, dude, it was a roast.

Have you never watched a roast before wait a second you were adamant I did not roast you no no you were adamant you said it was this is not a roast as a funeral right so You but you just confirmed that it was in fact a roast did I say that I don't think I said that Not physically yeah, you said he wanted to be cremated Kyle didn't roast me yeah, he did well He didn't he didn't in a term in terms that any of us could understand We all have to go back and break it down like there's a pruder film, right? I had a rap G. You actually break down the I know this sucks to have to break down the pork one That's funny because I showed that to my wife. She's like, I don't get it. I was like neither do I but it's funny

It's not even it's not really a good joke, but it just like, you know pork can be cured Yeah, and he's so round. Yep. Well round well round he could have I don't know Yeah, sometimes I get unnecessary No, I like to praise it was no it was great could have cured pork That's good. There also was and yeah, it is there was a group of people who I think turned it off Like I had people being like so he didn't resign. Oh, yeah, I had I had friends who turned it off before Tommy Yeah, someone someone seriously reached out to me and was like, are you okay and was not joking? Yeah Like you're gonna be what does this mean for your show and all that?

They just turned the show off before Tommy came out. There is. Anyone amongst us fall for that? No. There was a point where I was like, maybe you did a really good job. There's never been anyone more proud of their actions than Tommy Walker in the 48 hours

after hitting me with the baseball bat? Yeah. Because A, we practiced it like three times before and B, everywhere we went this weekend he asked me to lift up my shirt and show the bat mark on my back. And he showed it off to his friends. He showed it off to my wife when we got home. Well now you gotta show us. I don't think it's still there. It's still...

We gotta see. Well, no, I'll show you and you can tell me if it's still there. I don't think it's... I don't think it's still there. It's still just, we gotta see. Well, no, I'll show you and you can tell me if it's still there. I don't think it's, I don't think it's still there. Do you think it's still there? Get him! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! A second walker has been motorboated. Been craving it. Oh man. It was a great show though. Had a good time a good that was up there with it was great week It would have been great divided by five first ever a week on the yak with two episodes with over 200,000 views Wow Also yak 1000 is on the horizon

What Connor Griffin hit me up this weekend and said by the way we're closing in on yak YouTube episode 1000 What are we at now now I believe Friday was 975 April 15th I believe is going to be a 1000 is that when we said we drink a thousand beers tax day thousand be yeah we got to do something for that's a. What are we gonna do? Probably something overly complicated and self-sucking. What if your mom becomes a Bonnie Blue of motorboats? God damn it! I'm gonna motorboat a thousand guys today!

What would be like the end result of that would she be like dripping saliva Yeah, would it be wet or would she be chafed yeah, oh my god Yeah, I'd be more dry as ironically. I'd like her to be with Should we do do to my apartment Connor can be the guy who cleans the saliva from between the right So table this time but one of those dental tools that sucks it up shop back or shop He just comes in after every 100 dudes, the shop back.

Some someone would try to get off. Yeah. See, I'm allowed to make these jokes because I was sexually harassed. So I'm in the clear. I don't think you can. I think the smile that you had in the other joy on your face afterwards kind of ends the harassment claim you might have. Oh, wow. You can do like the provocation. It was the kind of ends the harassment claim you might have. Oh, wow.

You're gonna do like the provocation? It was the guy's fault? Oh, that's really fucked up. I'm just gonna say. Oh, yeah, she actually texted him the next day. Oh, yeah. All I'll say is that, couldn't have been sexual harassment. There's evidence you were a willing participant.

They went out to dinner later that week. There was evidence that you were a very willing participant in said harassment Have you not ever smiled to keep from crying? Yeah believe all men Brandon try it I Wouldn't Believe it not in this room You look too cute dude. You brought it upon yourself. Yeah, what was he wearing? I did look hot You only got five more years this dude

Four years huh Wow how are you gonna be when that contracts up 60 60 years old no no I'm gonna be I'm gonna be 50 which is just as bad. Oh Might be worse. The case rates for your 50th is going to be sick, though. That's going to be awesome. We should start planning right now. Replace your feeding tube with a beer funnel, a beer bong. Are you sponsored by Metamucil or something? Is this the first contract you ever signed where it's like I may not see the end? No, my last one was three years and it was it was always touch and go

throughout the entirety of that. True. Yeah, I mean, I Yeah, what happens if you if you die? Does the contract get paid out? I would like to think you and Dave would... You're right, but... ...would honor... Under other... it doesn't, right? I don't think so. Not normally. No. This is Barstool though, and we pay out our contracts.

Take care of our employees. You get a... $50 gift card to the Barst store if you die yeah, and since I have a big family they would all get a $50 Yeah, we're talking like $250 worth of cards You thought I got motorboat at Brandon's fake funeral wait till his real funeral holy shit Grief can do that to a woman you know I'm gonna have to come with like zinc on my nose like a lifeguard Like ready, maybe Vaseline. I don't get any Like a boxer

Her being in all leather made you seem quite submissive yeah, yeah, I was it was a little BDM Huh, yeah, I'm it was a little BDM. You too. You too. Yeah. You too, huh? Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, because afterwards, actually, I told her once every three months, man. And it's a pleasure for me every time. Now that you say that, I forgot that afterwards we went to the bathroom and she stepped on my testicles with her heels. Did one time I went to like a BDSM themed party and my feet were resting on a bench, like sort of like a footrest.

And I looked down and there was a man. You could see his face. He was rolled up in a rug. You were resting your feet on a man? And I was like, oh my God. And the girl next to me was like, oh, don't worry. He likes that. He pays us to do this. Oh my god

What type what what's the party it was like a but it was like a BDSM theme How'd you end up there nightclub? We used to like hang out with these like bondage people Who's we like I used to run this comedy show and we had a bunch of friends who were into this, like, scene where, like, I don't- it wasn't like- there was no, like, actual bondage occurring, but they'd have, like, these fetish-themed nightclub parties. And then I guess they'd have, like, weird sub-dudes, like, rolled up in a fucking rug. Crazy. Oh my god. There's, like, no organization to this? There's, like, people scattered about getting rolled up and-

I- I- he must have no no I was at your feet. This is not notice him this guy specifically This was his thing the rug he's like I'm gonna just stay here for a while, and he's in there, and he's just dude It's crazy. You see his face. He's like he can't move his arms He rolled a rolled and shit I could see getting rolled up like a top I would feel that would be kind of fun. Yeah, you get horny for like not you but he gets horny likes it gets But yeah, he can't like you can't masturbate because you're you're fine. Is he horny or is it just like Who is it a woman doing like rolling him up and then like someone rolled him up a bit

I did I swear I'm I'm just sitting here and I see the face and then I was like and she's a gay Yeah, it was I you know I didn't even know I didn't know he was there Fool me once I know Yeah, where does he get off? I think I get it off part. Is it like later thinking back? Oh, yeah Later think about it or something yeah, that's like you think it's like a certain like oh man someone had some really heavy feet Like that was awesome. He brought to you? Yeah.

Yeah, right. He had the heaviest feet? You're treating him like an object. Yeah, that weirds me out a little bit, thinking about that. Somebody also told me a girl who worked at the party, she said a guy was trying to pay her to cut his balls off. What?

And that apparently there's no greater thrill in the world than getting your balls cut. I can think of a lot secondhand opinion And like that's just he's done it before. It's your exactly. It's like your legitimate last hurrah That's like a beat. Yeah, she didn't do it. She's like it was too fucking weird of course Yeah, but he was gonna give her like a lot like ten thousand dollars. Just were these people high on very heavy drugs I don't know maybe maybe the balls guy people fucking I don't believe. Maybe. Maybe the balls guy. Did you see people fucking? I don't believe he actually wanted it.

No, it wasn't like that. It wasn't like a sex party. I don't believe he wanted that, right? I don't know. I feel like being a dominatrix for dudes who just want to be, like, locked in a cage all weekend would fucking rule. Yeah, there's... I would love that. Please hit me up

if you want me to just belittle you. Oh, careful, Cades. There are, though. Don't hit me up. I'm okay. There are dominatrix who, like, just... They just belittle you? Oh, careful, Cain. There are, though. Don't hit me up. I'm OK. There are dominatrix who just tell guys online, like, pay me money, you piggy. And then they just pay him. Eddie had two of those fin doms on Dog Walk once.

Yeah. Talking about it. One of the comedians that came on this show said he, which one, who was that? Oh, Mike Rainey. He just likes to get OnlyFans to chicks that have like 10 subscribers. He just likes to get only fans to like chicks and have like 10 subscribers. Oh, he just he just recruit. He's just deep level.

Well, he was talking about it was just like, I don't get anything out of this except for I just throw thousands of dollars. Yeah. To talk to them. He was more unlike the he's like a area scout in like deep Africa. Looking for the next awesome NBA center. I found this girl, Katie Moneygrass. Still up. How many subscribers do you have?

I'm up to making a G again every month. After that finger blast video keeps going viral, dudes keep posting it on Twitter, so I just post my own, like there's plenty more where that came from underneath it every single time. So that works, so you get like a few each time you curious sicko do you post stuff? I'll post like lol. Sorry guys I post shit like that like sorry But there's probably some dudes that like are jerking off to that they're like yeah, she's giving me the upper hand

There's nothing it's like me in front of a Magnum ice cream truck like hope you brought your magnums It's like dumb shit like that. It's like puns So it's a good gig if you can tell dudes that they're pieces of shit for giving you money And then that makes them want to give you money. Yeah. Yeah, tell them they're a piece of shit You just get in that cycle Yeah, you just text people that they're losers all day. Yeah Y'all get paid for that I would just like kind of prefer praise I always wonder like what happens in somebody's life that like

they can love being told they're a piece of shit like I don't know. Daddy issues. Yeah, that's that's what that is. Rental stuff. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Being forced against. Well, that's I read a dominatrix book and the the big part. I read a dominatrix is after care. In a picture. So like about the nerdiest thing ever.

I read about other people's sexual... Well, there was this... It was like a tell-all by this Dominatrix. It was a man who was like, gay Fendom thing or whatever. But like these rich, fancy businessmen would come over and he would like just tie them up and leave them on the floor all weekend. And all he had to do was like, he's still alive? Good. And he would like go out partying and just leave them on his floor, and they loved it

They were like millionaires these guys But um the part that they really like was afterwards Then he would like unchain them and like with an hour left But then he was very nice to them And it was called like after care and like after Dominic tricks is like what people on the thing like afterwards They're very nice. So I'm and's like, yeah, I don't know, huh That's crazy. Yeah, it's dark. What are like the Saudi billionaires paying for they've What they're paying for like

WWE to go and like they just want yeah, they're like five-year-olds birthday party. They're like, yeah, we're just gonna have Triple H Do a whole paper view here. Is that right? Haven't they done that? Yeah, multiple times. Are you good? I feel like you're stuck on the motor boating. I'm a little I'm a little stuck. But it's really not my fault at all. Well, here's the thing, Dan. I call you Dan. Yeah, I basically brothers. Yeah. Well, no, I'm more of your uncle or father or no father-in-law. Yeah, I

Came up with this thing to to to wrench out, you know rinse out Ring out all not not to step father the father has stepped up To ring out all the content I could from resigning my contract. So I came up with that thing on Friday and I ended up Having my mother get motorboated by having my son beat the shit out of me and relive it and an entire weekend and yeah that's where I'm at in life the entire family just shitting on me for content mmm and motorboating is a bad example I guess she... She did. More like...

...forced herself. Kind of a sailboat where she was adjusting you as the sails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were close hauling for sure. It is what it is. We got that gif. And Tommy went back.

Twitter's sorta back. Oh, Twitter's back. Okay. Dave also said you owe him a hundred thousand dollars if your pick doesn't hit tonight. Okay. This is the first one. He's taking No pressure. Well, that's That's kind of on him if he breaks it, right? First thing I did when I landed damn couldn't wait to tweet till I landed so it's lands on 47 or 148 Oh, it was me. All right, that's fair. Oh My god until it lands on 47 or 148. All right, that's fair. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen. Yeah, what are you? I'm 16 and 0. I know. What are you thinking about that? It's, I'm like, god.

Is it more excitement, or now is it nerves that I have to now I'm going to go? Oh, every game is so nerve wracking, because I'm just having so much fun. But yeah, it's 16 and 0. What is the 1 over X for that? What do you mean? What are the odds? I was like someone did it two times two like point oh one Something like that

Saturday was insane Saturday was that was where I thought I was gonna die We had over in Missouri, Kentucky And we had, we needed like 25 points in the last two minutes and we got it. And I was at the climb zone for my son's friend's birthday party. And I had like all the dads like around the iPad, like, oh, that's awesome. I brought my own iPad. I pulled it out at the beginning of the party and my son was like, can I watch something?

I was like, no. This is for ball. You go just run around. Oh my God, it's one in 65,000. That's like. It's insane. I don't really know what's going on. It's just, I'm just having the time of my life.

I'll never come close to getting this hot ever again. Like I know that. It's like the old like I wish you could Know you're in the good old days when you're in the good old like I'm in it. I mean I'm in my peak I'm never going to get back to this point So I have to just how long would it take you to call a coin toss 16 times in a row probably days forever forever forever Probably forever like Jesse and the Ripper we have a coin I bet you can't even get five in a row I would never get five hand to God Brandon have you been betting it no because I I'm doing the opposite of what Dave is I'm staying as far away from as I don't I

haven't even wanted to talk to you about it but people have joined it that's fine but I don't want to I don't want to be the guy people can I don't want to, I don't want to be the guy. People can do whatever they want to do. I don't want to be the guy. I don't want to be the guy that says, what's up, Dan? And that's Shrek's looking good. I don't want, I don't say anything to you about it. And I never will. Whoa. You have a better chance of dying in a volcanic eruption. That's just not true. No, that would mean like thousands of people die in a volcanic. Yeah. Yeah. plus if you don't go anywhere near one, your odds are zero. I don't have a one in fourteen thousand chance of dying in a volcano. They also know when they're gonna erupt, so like you can evacuate.

Does it mean if you stay within the zone of the volcano, despite being told to leave? Wait. Your chances will always go up if you're next to a volcano. Out of three hundred and fifty million people in this country, one out of fourteen thousand doesn't die in a volcanic accident. Yeah, there's just... No, in the world. Even in the world. Could be historical like Vesuvius. Historical. They were idiots back then, just standing in the way of a volcano. If Yellowstone goes, we're all fucked. Steven, have you been betting yet? They say Yellowstone might go on.

Yeah, I started on Friday, the day after that Dave got on. See? No, Dave hasn't, this is the first time Dave's on. I thought Thursday he said on a name, he was like, I'm going Friday the day after that Dave got on see no Dave hasn't this is the first time Dave's on I thought Thursday said on the names. He was like I'm gonna hop on it mentioned and you said welcome welcome on all people Yeah, but he was in Florida I bet at 10 minutes after you put it out the line was already up a point It's pretty awesome the announcers mentioning it on the show SVP. Yeah SVP One that you're probably in the players heads as well. I Would hope so. You have a chance

Like I hope that my my treating out this early gives enough time for these two teams to be like we can't be the one to fuck this right They mentioned you more than any of the players names Yeah, it was like after every basket they were like, that's a big one for some of you out there. I mean, a lot of the people were tuning in for it. It was a 9 o'clock game on a Sunday night on CBS Sports. Congratulations to the big cap.

Yeah, Scott Bayless gave you one last night. Wait, that's real? Oh, yeah. I am like, I do find myself like Like my wife on Saturday night was like what do you want to do for dinner? I like I was like let's go out just in case anyone wants to congratulate me Want people to be like hey there he goes I would just walk around cuz I know it's never gonna like I said it could happen end at any point could end tonight And I'll never get back to this point

I'll never be back at 16. No, no one will right? So it's like I have to just soak it all in Just peacock around a little Yeah, are you cool with the dads like because of it as well? Uh, I think they more were like this guy's the man At least that's what I said in my head. They probably were like this guy's a degenerate But that's also true so what are you going to wait what's the setup for tonight? Watching just locked in on ball Your own place. Yeah, my place

You want to make a spectacle out of it go to could go to Julio's no because we're gonna start doing streams on Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday, so we're gonna be we're gonna start doing streams on Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday, so we're gonna be We're gonna be doing five days of streaming basketball. What if it extends into March math? Yeah, are you peeking too soon? No, well first of all, I everyone says that it's like dude there's I've I've won like Over $400,000 so no, you're not I'm not Okay, I'm not peeking too soon. This is a it's a good there's never a bad time to have. So no, I'm not being too soon.

But we're at Mark. What day is today? March 10th. Like. What if I just don't lose a bet in March? You don't have to. There's no rule that says you have to lose. Right. You could just win them all. It's a lot of pressure though. I'm watching these games like they're what happens if you get to like next Thursday and you're still undefeated. Are you doing I don't know. I think just one big you got to do one big one right. You can't do like one. I got 12 plays. Yeah. Opening day day Yeah, I think it's I think I've one pick a day has been working. There's only been two times I've done more than one pick

How much are your units increasing like They're going up with it yeah, well day I lose will be a bad day Because I keep going up about I think it's gonna keep getting easier what because each time you place the bet it's an over Right it's gonna get in the players. There's been some other ones But yeah, there's been majority over stick with the over yeah, the players are gonna go into the game knowing full well What's what's at stake? When there's five minutes left they're gonna Three for big cat yeah, it's March Madness

Are you allowed to call up the players? Like, hey, just so you know I don't think I'm allowed to call up the players but if any of them are watching right now shoot early in the shot clock Get fouled Who are the teams? UNC Wilmington

Oh, those guys have nothing else to live for. And College of Charleston. Oh, they're going to put it up. They got to. Just push it. Run. I also was thinking if it extends, at some point I'm going to have to just fly to a game. Like a 20? I don't know.

I think a 20. Just show up and just yell, shoot. I just, I'd be yelling the fake shot clock the whole game. A dual screen. Five, four. Like we just got the possession. Shoot. Going in person sick as long as you don't jinx yourself because from there then you

have to go to every game. Yeah, true. Which is awesome. Elio does that. That's one of the funniest things Elio does. When he's in a real rut with his overs, he just flies to to every game. Yeah, true. Which is awesome. Elio does that. That's one of the funniest things Elio does when he's in a real rut with his overs, he just flies to a random game. He's like, I'm just showing up. He did that a month ago.

He's just like, I'm going to Columbus today. It's like, why is like, I need goals. He just goes, yeah. Yeah. I might have to do that. I might have to just go. I love adults. I love adults more than kids. You you should have adults can do that. What you should hop on bet it. Yes. I'm getting it. All right There's betting it Danny. I will now I'm gonna also it's wait Wilmington and College Charleston. Yeah, got it. I'm in It's gonna be fun. Ride the wave, baby

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based on Equifax. Vantage score 3.0 changes for kickoff users starting under $600 who made their first on time payment between January 2021 and March 2024. Payment and credit activity outside kickoff can have an impact on your credit individuals results may vary Julio how's your marriage going good man couple months in you know still we've been sort of like what's the term ships in the night? Oh, we've been about like you know I've been healthy. Yeah, I'm on the road We went on a nice honeymoon though. Where'd you go? We went to Chile? Oh? Yeah How's your sex? You know No, we don't that's what we asked. Yeah, How's your sex? Uh, you know.

No, we don't. That's what we asked. Yeah, it's you know, it's nice. It's it's all good stuff. You know, good. Good. But no, we went to we went to Easter Island as well. I saw you were there. I wept.

Mari. I wept. What is it? The Moai. Moai. Yeah. Why did you cry like a bitch? Well, couple couple reasons. Well, for I don't know. I wept. What is it? The moai moai? Yeah, why did you cry like a bitch? Well? Reasons well for I don't know like this is a place I always wanted to go my whole life And I just thought I never would like when I was a little kid I would watch it's a wonderful life, and I would get anxiety that he never gets to leave the town

They're like oh, this is this beautiful story. I'm like no this is a tragedy So Easter Island's where all those crabs are that go across the island to the water? I don't know. Eww. Where does that happen? Christmas Island. I knew it was a Jesus holiday. Easter Island there's just,

there's like these giant ancient statues. That's right it's not Stonehenge but it's Stonehenge. I get those too. The heads. You're thinking of Stonehenge, but it's Stonehenge. Yes, I get those two heads You're thinking I don't hinge the heads extend underground They extend underground and they've you know, sort of tried to figure out how it's possible. Yeah Those guys these are huge, dude like the ones lined up are like Like way bigger than they look and who made these some Polynesian sort of ancient Polynesian situtations.

Did they bury them or it was just over time? They carved them out of this big rock that's sort of facing in the other direction. Wait, where is this? It's, dude, it's in the middle of nowhere. Crystal silent. That's a sick thing too. That is the most isolated island on Earth,

inhabited island on Earth. No one lives there? No, like 10,000 people even more isolated than care boss Tristan to think so yeah Tristan to Kuna oh but is that a place where people live yeah about to I think this is about this is supposed to be the most isolated one there's a there's like a rare element there called like rap of unysin that could potentially extend lifespan. Really?

Yeah, so they're working with that. That's crazy. What is it? I don't know. That's all I know. Let me look it up. We got a pogo stick artist here. Oh my god.

He looks cool as fuck. He does look cool as fuck. He is taller than I thought. What else is he? It's like Adam Cole. They just got the statue. Oh shit pretty much. Yeah, but we got hikes and stuff what hikes That's we got it. We got to spin the wheel see who gets rolled up after this Someone's got to get rolled up. Yeah, I And you can't get out so you know it so how was you?

You would start at the end and just roll with it. Yeah, so I kind of want to do that now I Wait so so you went for your honeymoon for how long week like two weeks Oh hell, he's long as Trevor the longest vacation I've ever been on. That's awesome Yeah, actually it started to feel disorienting at one point, because like we had to stop in Santiago in order to sort of like go for the rest of the trip. And like it's just kind of like a transient city. There's not like it's not like Buenos Aires for it's like beautiful architecture. It's just a bunch of people going to work and we're like sitting at breakfast watching people go to work. Like this feels fucking weird.

Yeah, you've been on vacation for weeks. Yeah. Two weeks is an awesome. That's yeah. It was special for sure. What was the biggest highlight? What was like? This was the best man It was all we went to Patagonia to like really far south and like mountains And it was so beautiful and like there were supposedly Pumas everywhere and everyone was seeing Pumas And I did not see any Puma not one Puma not a single Puma single Puma. How was the weather? Like insanely volatile like you're walking around like you're walking on a hike, it's beautiful weather, and then you just start getting pounded

with hail and wind and there's nowhere you can go. And I look at my wife and she's like, how is this my honeymoon? I was like, I'm not sure. Sorry. But no, it was cool. It was really fun. Fun to bounce around. Went to the Atacama Desert also. There's like flamingos in the desert. That was cool. You're making most of these places up. popped around a good amount but also had enough time

to chill so solid sounds beautiful definitely recommend definitely recommend yeah thank you so yeah I told Harry the pogo sticker that years ago in New York I stumbled upon the pogo stick world championships they like had it outside in a park and he was like yeah, I was there Not only was he there he was like Why is the Rug necessary so does I I mentioned that when we were talking about coming I was like Is that gonna destroy the floor or is or is basketball court a good surface for floors? And he's like well. I do I think he's doing the Pistons halftime show

He's like on like a halftime show tour right now, so he said he has ways to Protect and that little carpets not gonna slip when he puts weight on it I was thinking he brought it a little bit. Yeah, Kate I was he signed a waiver a lot of people don't carpet their their arenas or their ice as much as they ought to be carpeted leading to slippage and falling of people that were there to do a favor did you guys show him your pogo stick the expensive one Kyle's pogo stick that's how I think that's what tipped them off like hey let me come here and show you how to do it where is the pogo stick? I don't know where it is. It's in the corner behind the half walk. Yeah by the kayak

By the kayak of course oh he just headband up okay. What's up? Well you gotta come in here and talk to us first Where the helmet whichever you'd like The coolest fuck he's cool as fuck. Holy shit Harry right here welcome fuck Yep, I got him Cole fuck. Yeah, dude Harry is it yep, we got Harry from Canada You got it. Oh dear. It's wreck the hair.

You don't need the headphones as much. You don't need the headphones, you're fine. Just the mic. Harry from Canada. And you are a, what, professional pogo sticker? Is there like another level we can call that? We just say professional pogo, we're a professional pogo sticker.

Yeah. Where in Canada are you from? About an hour north of Toronto. Okay. Yeah, that in Canada are you from? About an hour north of Toronto. Okay. Yeah, that's a beautiful place. Beautiful part of the country there in Ontario. How'd you get so into Pogo stick and how'd it go from just hanging out to like?

I saw videos on YouTube, I thought it was cool. I asked my parents to buy me a Pogo stick. We weren't well off and it costs a lot of money to ship to camp. So I bought my first Pogo stick with my first paycheck. I sucked for like two years. Everyone's like, what are you doing wasting your time? And I just stuck with it.

And then after college, I started touring with them because I learned flips and stuff. And it's been my full-time job for about 10 years now. Wow. Full-time job? How do you make money off Pogo stick? We do shows, so I'm on a 10 years now. Wow. Full-time job? How do you make money off Pogo stick? We do shows, so I'm on a tour right now.

I did a Spurs game, Lamar University, Cavs game, we're the Pogoliers, and then tomorrow I'm doing a Pistons game. Oh shit. So you're with a group of Pogoers? Yeah. I left them at home. Oh shit. So there's you're with a group of pogoers. Yeah, I left them at home So do you perform like kind of like a freestyle routine or is it? Yeah, it depends on who we have like for fairs and stuff. It's like a 20-minute show for basketball

It's like six minutes to 90 seconds, and then we do baseball games Jewish Shabb, mega churches. How long, how many guys are in the group? There's three full timers and then we have people we can call on weekends. So there's about seven of us. Reservists. Yeah. And what sets apart the dudes who are not fully full time yet and you guys?

They just got real jobs, I guess. More stable jobs. Mine's kind of gig work and you're like oh if there's no gigs you're not making money Yeah, what's the worst injury you've gotten um I've sat on it. I broke my Knock my tooth out Well, how'd you put that back in it's like a retainer So are you more of a daredevil or an athlete, would you say? Um, I'd say more of a daredevil. I'm not very good at, like, ball sports.

But extreme sports and, like, circusy things, I could do all of them. What does, like, a competition look like? Um, there's, like, three... Or, I guess, four different types of competition. There's high jump, which the world record is... 12 feet over, like, a pole vaulting bar. Holy shit. My personal best is nine feet with a front flip.

And then there's best trick, you kind of make up a trick and you figure out how to land it in like 30 minutes and then everyone's kind of trying to land their trick. And then there's our freestyle competition. So that's really who we determine who is the best in the world. So they do crazy tricks on a park, like a skate park, but it's a pogo park. And that's in Pittsburgh every year. Awesome. Are you currently in pursuit of a next trick that you want to mount?

There are some tricks I want to land and like re-land because the one that knocked my tooth out, I want to get that back, but I've done it since, but not on like my main stick. Got it. And you have how many sticks? Uh, I probably got about five Pogo sticks. That's sick. How does your family feel about this? Um, sometimes they're like, Oh, you gotta get a real real job and then other times they're like bragging about me being on

Canada's Got Talent or something That's how it goes. They love it when you're up and when you're down they start telling you need a new job Definitely has its ups and downs. What makes your main stick your main stick? It's just like it's got some prototype parts and it gets me the highest and it looks best for shows Our co-worker Brandon was asking should we be worried at all about uh, you slipping under the rug Um, we use this for like i'm bringing this to detroit. So yeah, we're do we're used to these carpets Yeah, we all knew that would you mind if afterwards we rolled someone up in one of them? No, please All right, so you want to do some tricks?

Yeah, for sure. Do you have an idea? Like, do you want to see flips? Do you have tricks? We... So KB bought me a pogo stick for my birthday. I don't think one person has successfully jumped on it. The minute you just stand on it, we're going to be like, holy fuck. So you're good.

I want to see some cool shit if you can do that. I'm like the best at superman's and in the sport I like to claim myself, so I'll see if I can maybe pull one out for you guys piggybacking on that I want to see some more cool shit. Yeah cool shit. I wouldn't mind just in general cool shit Yeah, yeah, yeah a little dash of fuck shit. Oh You got some fuck shit. I can yeah, I got a pocket full of fuck shit. Okay. Let's go I didn't know what he was gonna pull. Yeah, all right. Let's get this all right. All right. Oh, I like that Let's get this should we put our tap out gear on yeah, you were the only one with tap out gear right now

Oh, yeah, someone's I was gonna ask about that. Oh, you're gonna get that high I was gonna ask about that. Oh, you're gonna get that high Wait, really? Wait, is this but I thought the world record was 12 feet. He's a different kind of stick Twitter went down again. It's not like a reasonable question. What are seven problems today, huh? Wow that sticks a lot You go right into it or does he? Yes, he goes right into it. Oh shit!

Oh! This is so cool. So cool. Oh god! It's terrifying. Oh Terrifying Oh Unbelievable people want to do a pogo gauntlet. Can we can we do that? I don't know. How's he gonna do soccer? Could you do a pogo gauntlet you know what you do one foot on Yeah, I could be out of breath for a bit. Yeah, that was sick. What do you do Do you have to train like core or legs or what?

I used to be a powerlifter but I kept hurting myself. It helps to be strong. Not with the... sorry. No, you're not. We have way more breathers here. Powerlifting to pogo? Yeah. There can't be that many of those guys.

There's some guys that are super into work now, but mostly we're all ADD kids that just like to always be doing something. Does it help to be lighter and smaller maybe? Yeah, the guy who's number one in the world is about 5'10", 140. Oh, a little bit big. What's your ranking? Your world ranking?

I'm number six right now. In the world? Oh my god 2024 where are some of the other countries that have great pogo ears? It's mostly here in the states There's a bunch of guys in France. We have a guy in Russia and And you're all boys with each other yeah, yes, he get competitive or no it does during our competition pogo Palooza during our competition Pogo Palooza. Of course. Yeah. Do y'all ever just get together

and just freestyle Pogo with each other? Yeah, yeah. We film videos and we have like full films on ex Pogo's YouTube. And we try and get one of those out like once a year. What are the rules with like, if somebody does a trick, is another guy not allowed to do it? Or like, will anybody ever do one that's too close

to the one you've already done you got to talk to them? In shows yes because it's like that you don't want to do the same thing twice but in competition you can do the same thing it's just about doing the craziest thing to the judges. Like gymnastics almost. Yeah and then with our competition you one bail it's like minus eight points and two bales, it's minus 13. So you can't like bail at all. You said your halftime shows like six to eight minutes long, right? Yeah. And you just did about a minute and it wore you out. Are you how do you do the halftime show?

There's usually two or three or four people. Yeah. If it's a solo like I do solo shows, like I have my own Buster show and I'm like mic'd up on my helmet and I just kind of do chiller stuff So I'm not breathing into the mic and a lot of jokes in between You think you can make a three-pointer while on a pogo stick. Yeah. Oh I did a behind-the-back half-court shot on my pogo. Oh Oh, okay. I did a behind-the-back half court shot on my pogo. Oh, yeah Kyle do you want to get rolled up? I would like to get rolled up. Okay. Yeah, we let's roll you up I appreciate you letting me and say yeah, yeah, let's roll you up. Okay. All right. Well, I'll tell you guys go roll him up Well, just we'll describe the rolling up

Again, I'd like to point out we have a number six ranked Pogo sticker in the world who just did an awesome show and what these boys are interested in using his carpet to roll one of us up. Thank God he's here so we can use his carpet. Right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, why did that happen? In what world would that needed to have happened? OK. How do you think this is going to go, Brandon? I think Kyle's going to lay down and get rolled up in one of the carpets. Ultimately, it seems like it's trending that way.

Ultimately, again, we have a guy that can do front and back flips on a pogo stick that we are simply using as carpet. Can we put the helmet? None of us can even stand on. Can Kyle have the helmet on? Right. So he can roll a little bit? You know what?

Never mind. I'm sorry for hating on this. This is already pretty awesome. I think he's suffocating. Yeah, I hope they can unroll him quickly. Oh, you got to get rid of the. He's already rolled up pretty good. Yeah, he's rolled.

It's over his head, I believe. He's in there. He's like rolled up pretty good. Yeah, he's rolled... It's over his head, I believe. Yeah, he's in there. He's like a balupa. Oh, that was one full carpet. This is now looking like they're going to throw him in the river. You gotta put your feet on him. Oh, we're bringing him in. Reenact it.

There he is. So Kyle's just rolled up in there. How you doing, Kyle? is so cautious rolled up in there I don't know what he said put a mic near him how you doing Kyle It's tighter than I thought. It is like eliciting a little panic, pre-panic. Can you breathe? Are you panicking? I can breathe, but not fully.

So is the panic comp setting in? I'm pre-panic still. Okay, well let us know when the real panic happens. Okay. Did it hurt getting rolled up? No, it's just tight. It's a little uncomfortable. This is such a great visual.

If you think I look like I'm panicking. Wait, are you panicking? I think he's trying to show us he can get out, uncomfortable. This is such a great visual. Wait, are you panicking? I think he's trying to show us he can get out, but I don't think he can. You think I can try to get out? Yeah, yeah, try. Try and stand up. The human finger trap. He's got it. Yeah, he's got it. He should be able to get up.

Are you sitting? It's all about momentum. He lost it. Do you want me to stand you up, Kyle? Yeah. Okay. No, no, no. You let them work it out. They have to learn on their own.

Yeah. This is the only way they would ever learn. Okay. All right. So it's going to be hard to stay wrapped, isn't it? Yeah, no, we picked you up and brought you in. Are you are you turned on at all? OK, you're heading towards the guy. Oh, my.

Oh, you're tangled. There you go. What's what? He's got an end game in mind. What do you think it is? I don't know. No, just running. Oh, he's just trying to wriggle his way out. And that's enough. Is the panic setting in? Yeah, I don't like this. Oh, no, I'd help out. See if you can get him out. Unwrap him, Jay. I thought he was trying to get up. He's getting out. Oh, he's good. Con gets himself on a lot of the...

It looks like he's in the balloon now. Yeah. That was kind of cool. Do you feel horny at all, Kyle? No. No? That doesn't do it for you? It makes one of us.

Seemed like you didn't like it. I went in Rome, but not again. Okay. I didn't like it. In Rome, but not again. Okay. I didn't like that, no. No? No, not much to like. You got a little carpet on your face, yeah. In my mouth, too, yeah.

Oh, no. Julio, how similar was that to the guy who was wrapped up at your party? So the difference between the guy and the party was he was fully in the rug and there was just a cutout where his face was. Oh, so like eye holes. Oh, so Kyle, we gotta do it again. Yeah. in the rug and he there was just a cutout where his face was oh so I gotta do it again yeah that actually would have probably been more pleasant because at least your face would have been out there's your face the worst part um no it was it's pretty tight around the chest so I couldn't get full breaths did

your guy just have eye holes or a mouth hole I believe it was eye holes and a mouth hole but like not a full face so I couldn't see the dude because obviously he doesn't want people to see him obviously that state yeah it's pretty wild I never want to see anybody see me fully carpeted did you get a rock mom asked right no it's a bunch of rug sediment in my mouth and eyes what if your mom asked me to get fully carpeted I'd say yes All right, hey there's pictures of you fully carpeted right Yeah, oh, I mean I stay fully carpeted Here you want to make it three uh sure it might take a couple tries, okay? What do you need from us? You need a ball? Yeah, okay

Okay, we can do that. I'm gonna go ahead. Yeah, can I use your pogo stick? Oh, yeah Has been used because they had to like prison and stuff. I don't know if that's the usual They're heavier than I thought. Yeah, I think they'd be a little lighter. He sounds so heavy to bump. Yeah Real thump we have that 90s the neon green neon pink one growing up and we were me and my brother would go in the garage We would like try to get to a thousand we would spend hours Pogo sticking and counting with this. It's gotta be a hell of a workout I know I don't think I've ever done more than two we did get like super super into it The most impressive things about guys like him is they they sucked for two

years which would be tremendously difficult mentally and physically. You want to see him crash in a video? Yeah. I wonder if there's ever any drama in the pogo community like somebody's using a souped up stick or somebody took somebody's girl is that grass dear Lord how did that happen But I could like, tic-tac. What does that mean? Who knows? You can tic-tac. I love the slang.

Yeah, well, you gotta go. Pogo-palooza. Maybe you guys were right. It might be the stick. That one seems tough to do. Oh, shit. This is pretty crazy. Not bad.

Oh! Oh Pretty good shot chase taking it so seriously this rebounds Oh, foot on the line. First try. What's on the line? Pogo's on the line. Oh, no, it's not a three. That wasn't it. Just wasn't a long. Long two, worse shot. Long two on a pogo is the worst shot.

It has no quit. I thought that was it. Now we have to. Yeah, now we're caught committed. If he had stopped after the second shot, we'd have been like, all right, nice try, dude. I was like, hey, we're not leaving until you get this. Oh, shit. Yeah! There it is.

So, random thought, I bet if you were a hot lady with huge cans and you were good at pogo sticking. Oh yeah, there's a lane for that yep yeah that looked pretty exhausting yeah my quads are on fire that was sick though dude nice work I was sick thank you yeah I think the idea is sicker than the actual no we'll just make a highlight yeah we no make a highlight. Do you have any world records like um I have three world records They're all joint world records and two of them art for pogo

What are they for we go? One's the biggest ice cream cone I was at a gig and they drumstick built a giant ice cream cone and then to get the world record you had to eat it too. So I ate some ice cream. Okay. Got a world record. Do you have a picture of that? Uh, no.

You gotta find it. They're probably. Where was it? It was in London, Ontario. Okay. And then, uh, my other one that isn't for Pogo is the most people with underwear on their head In an audience that was on America's Got Talent just this past year oh You were oh you were in that audience. Yeah, oh

People I think it was like a thousand six Do you Are you like so you have two three world records and then my third one is most people doing a front flip at the same Time on a pogo. I mean I think it was 11. Okay What about would you like would you be interested in getting a fourth? Yeah, okay. I'd be down to break one on the show free when you have to leave for Detroit I got the game tomorrow, so I got after all right we could try it. We're trying to do most dogs in an apartment. Oh You call me a dog

That dog gonna hunt. That's what he said. Oh. Um, all right. Well, dude, you're the man. Harry. Thank you so much. Yeah, thanks for having me. Appreciate you coming by. Dream come true. Everyone go follow him on social, on Instagram. XpogoHarry. XpogoHarry. Hell yeah.

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He's got his rugs. Okay. All right. All right. All right. I ha Baja Blast Mountain Dew the best when you're on a pogo stick. That guy rocks. He does. That's sick. He's he has I just love anyone who's passionate about

anything yeah I'm fine with that but three world records and two of them are not for pogo well when you're when you want for ice cream when you're in a crowd everyone's putting underwear on their head you got a kind of layup world world records like yeah just happen to be there I want to see the picture this ice cream yeah but I'm 45 I've never happened to be in an audience if it wasn't for a world record. I guess they're going to take skill. Nestle Canada created a 3.36 meter tall. No. There?

OK. That's pretty big. We could go bigger. We could definitely do that. That's in Inglewood, Colorado. That's not the world record. So they all ate it together? I don't understand that part.

Is that sanitary? A bunch of people took licks. Sydney Wells is here okay hey you gotta go hug him we gotta go hug him yeah you left right when the wheel landed on your I just want to say that you're awesome. Wonderful. There it is. Yeah, hell yeah. Beautiful. Hell yes. You should have more voted her. Throw that on the OnlyFans.

I didn't mind hugging him. I feel like he's the hugable guy. No, he's the man. He's Canadian too. Yep. They're fair game. Friendly dude. Now that Twitter's back up, is it back up or no?

I think it's back down again. Oh my god. Ain't that like Pogo stick day. Pogo Palooza's in Pittsburgh, he said. Yeah. Something's in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh to me, underrated city. Yeah, Pittsburgh.

Oh, and it's back up again. I put three out there yesterday. You saw that? Yeah, Detroit, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh. Those are my three. Feels like you were actually just saying the cities I've been to in the Rust Belt. Panda into the Rust Belt.

I've been to a lot of Rust Belt cities. But you didn't throw Boise in there. All your underrated cities were right there. It seems like you're just saying the most underrated region is there. That is potentially maybe true, but I don't know. As far as cities that are significant, have professional sport teams, whatever, those three to me don't get enough respect. I do think Detroit gets shit on and it shouldn't.

It does feel like it's a lot better city than its reputation is. But I hear that a lot nowadays. Like it's getting over set at this point? Detroit is now perfectly rated. Yeah, Detroit is on a comeback. I've not been to Pittsburgh or Cleveland, so. Dude, they're both great.

Kadek is a Pittsburgh guy. Really? His brother goes to IUP where I went. Oh, god damn. Yeah. Wasn't that funny? Just making it about me. Pittsburgh. Perogies, the cookie table at weddings. Steelers. Great baseball stadium. Pirates. Yeah. Those are just Kennywood. Kennywood. We're just naming. It's baseball steel. It's beautiful. They got catch up.

The tunnel. Penguins. Hockey Steelers. Sydney Cross. Ustard. Steel beautiful. They got catch up the tunnel They have the oldest like funicular thing to in the country Funicular thing the man, but you know like the thing nuclear is a word I was saying that's more like oh, yeah, my my my grandpa. He's really old. He's getting real for Nick Yeah, he's sending to heaven He's getting real funicular. Starting to get funicular. Yeah. He's descending to heaven's way because his funicularity. What is funicular? It's like one of those things. I don't know if I'm even saying it right in the context,

but it's like one of those things that goes to the top of a mountain. But it's not a cable car. Like a monorail. Exactly. You know what else has that? Altoona curve. Oh.

Ride a little one right to the curve Yeah, I've been getting a lot of Altoona stuff in my DMs. I'm gonna have to go Check out Altoona PA think Johnstown has one too. It's near Pittsburgh. It's a big funicular area Johnstown is a yeah There you go. You nailed it I'll say anything good about John's John's but it has like the one of the great tragedies that happened Which is just a bunch of rich people fucking everyone over like where was that where was Johnstown outside of outside of Pittsburgh there was a fish yeah like the dam broke like this country club bought it and like didn't take care of it that happened in frozen too there's a great book about oh yeah

yeah the white guy got rid of all the other ones. It's like really fucking really fucked up. Well the volumetric flow rate that temporarily equaled the average flow rate of the Mississippi River that sounds bad. Crazy great national park site I had no idea that this how many people died? 2,208. That's too many. I went mud in there once and in my friend's brother's Jeep and we got his Jeep fully submerged and ruined it Yeah, it was really Bo bastard lives Oh Bassett really most hyped recruit of all sports in the country really?

Think of one more hype Bush Currently I'm Huffy that know motherfucker. Probably a football or basketball player. Bryce Underwood. I think he got millions. He got the, the biggest single donation in NIL history. One donor gave $5 million to get him to commit to Iowa over Penn State. For wrestling. For wrestling. Wow. For wrestling. He's our biggest star of all time, I think. And he's what? How old? He's a junior, but maybe like 19. So has he won? Like what? Like he's the best high school wrestler in the country. He's not in college yet. No, he's still a junior in high school.

Got it. He's going to Iowa? He's got wins over world champions though, right? Oh, he beat Ashnolt. Oh shit. He did, yeah. Bob Astor's also a good name yeah it is yeah speaking at Brock Hardy got his revenge the guy who got splayed old oh yeah he did he won big tens beat the returning national champion yes well you got a video for Kyle TJ yeah on uh I guess last night I just got this video texted to me and it just said for Kyle it is not of me is it no

Someone was filming. It's a video for you. Okay, I'm gonna you win Okay, be it's the Rizzo And you love Max or and oh shit You just oh my god opinion. Yeah, somebody free this little boy sex. No one made him say that no That looks real. Did he personalize that to me or is it just Kyle? They said KB a KB it could only be you or Chris. There are no other key. Wow. Yeah Thank you Rizzo. Ler. Never travel off for that boy. Is he what? Is he traveling with a tutor now at this point? I would say no. Great school dropout.

He's just traveling. Losing cognition. His intellectual age is decreasing. But he said you got Max Memorial. I don't know if that's my thing. We also have a video we forgot to play on Friday for Brandon. Really? Yeah. Of what?

You. Well, I don't need it now. I would like to play it. Quigs worked hard on it. We didn't play a Quigs video? Yeah, no, we forgot. Well, there was a lot. Friday was a lot going on.

Yeah. Can we play it, TJ? It's good. I do love you, Brandon. Thank you. I love you. Oh, yeah. I love you. The biggest thing is when you're not here, enormous void.

Yes. Not the same. All the chicken nuggets go funny. Go on, get it, Brad! Swing it! His knee was swinging Tommy and he hit Brad. I can't help but traveling down memory lane. The taste of life, a precious sip of wine. Look at that.

Feelings crawl beneath my skin so hard to explain. I did resign. They say a broken heart will mend in time. Watch your lips so far. I did recite it. Kevin still is playing the video. Yeah. Watch your lips so far. I guess I... I guess I love the walkers. To join you again. I will be there.

To sew up all the loose ends. I'm ever glad I had the chance to say goodbye Goodbye my friend This probably would have been more sensibly on Friday I have this for my actual hand You always seem to wear the world upon your shoulders. One thing I'll miss the most about you. How about you?

Well, fuck you! Your smile spoke a thousand words as time grew older. I will be there to join you again. I will be there to join you again. I will be there to join you again. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there.

I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. I will be there. Look at that. Look how well that boat's floating. Goodbye, goodbye my friend. Hello, flustered as fuck.

Not flustered at all. Not even kind of flustered. Oh man, he's broken. You're finished. What is happening? Dave! Dave! What? I will be there It's beautiful Wow

Sister, my sister she wants you to tell her Happy Birthday, it's her 22nd birthday today I'm on a show, I'm on a national show I can't stop and tell your sister Happy Birthday Look, all you can say is just Happy Birthday There's 22nd birthday. I'm on a show. I'm on a national show. I can't stop and tell your sister Look, all you all you can say is just happy birthday candace. She's right here. She's not talking She's not gonna happy birthday candace. I hope I hope this year. Yeah candace dick bit in your mouth Wow, wow, that was nice i'm gonna miss you brandon that was beautiful that was beautiful really

humanized you yeah probably should have played that on Friday Probably early on Friday. Yeah, we're all the drama still feels like he's in the room with us That was a good video it was a damn legitimate funeral video one that I would watch 45 minutes straight with a smile on my face to avoid looking at your corpse Always awkward having to do that. Yeah, it is weird that we do that man. People just talking and you're laying in the room just laying there. You know they do in Italy? They keep it in the house with you. They keep the dead person.

In Italy? They do that in the south too. Really? Boutan. They used to do it in the south way more than they do it now but. Really? I guess that's interesting. Yeah so you're just your grandpa's just in the house with you all week And then people come over to pay their respects, but he's just like in the cold room upstairs. It's more light-hearted It's pretty creepy, man

It's nice a nice idea, but it freaked me out a little bit. My Italian grandfather came up My Greek grandfather came over one time and we called him Papouli and he was staying with us and we we gotten we had a lot of fun we played in flower and all that and then one day I went to school and I came home and Papouli had died. Oh my god. Yeah and I'd only known him for like 15 minutes. Oh my god. We met him and then he died like that. That's like one of the shortest no's.

Yeah it tore my uncle Jesse up. He died here? Yeah. And then did you have to send him back to Greece? We just kind of wrapped it up in about 22 minutes and then that was it. What is this? How the twins handle it.

Aw, it was brand. I believed you. Mary Kate and Asher were devastated. You're doing a bit. What was that, Full House? Your neighbor Kimmy, though, she was like, she kept things. She kept everything. Brevity.

Yeah. It took you a while to get that, Kate. It did. It took me longer than it should have. Stephanopoulos. It's not funny, though. Oh, it wasn't. Because my grandfather died.

We were out back, and he was playing this game where he puts orange slices in his mouth, and he chases me around. And then he just dropped dead. What? Oh, he was spraying the plants, right? He was a big garden guy. He really fucked garden guy What?

He had orange slices I can't, you can't That was written for a script? You can't let me eat his whole house He's like the most famous animal You can't come over the top with the fucking godfather Oh fuck I actually haven't seen that

I haven't eaten an orange since Scared of them Thought they just killed you I actually so I haven't eaten an orange since Scared of them thought they just killed you Wait so if Twitter's back up can we see Nikki smokes his press conference again? I just want you guys to see this is the man. It was like I'm gonna do a serious Press conference dress like this just maximum douche and if you keep not saying anything He just keeps doing press conferences to make it worse and better and worse and better. Yeah.

I think the exact quote was that dog. Look at this. I mean, that's just... Put some sleeves on, man. With a Florida hat. Listen to a second of it. Also, it didn't clear any of it. Three minutes, 42 seconds. I see another one, done, fired. it also but they were all before and clear any of the cat told me if I do

actually with another one done fired and I said I hundred percent understand I don't want to date another co-worker I don't want to sleep with another co-worker it was just I was having a good time I don't know how else to phrase it I never made the first move on any of them come on to me like this dog He's also wearing my that's my coat that's your Yeah, he's the worst person we've ever had Really and I think I love him what happens like 10 years from now with a guy like that? Is that just who he is this whole life?

Do you think there's a, because I thought we were getting it. I thought that's what this whole fitness journey was about was him. No, he's no. Shedding his past. And then he's just quite right back into. He strikes me as having, he's one of those dudes going to have a couple of kids and be like, I found God.

And doesn't drink. Yeah. And judges people. Goes to church all the time. Yeah. Cheats on his wife. He's like, but I found God. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to be like that. How old is he? What are the other options? 25? Death? For guys like that.

Jail? Jail is definitely on the table. Some type of scheme, fraud scheme. Rehab. Rehab. Being the most famous person in America. Yeah, president. You have to take that seriously at this point. Could be. Nicky Smokes president.

President Smokes. He's just remarkably dumb. That's really what it all comes down to. So it's hard to stay mad at someone remarkably dumb. That's really what it all comes down to. So it's like hard to stay mad at someone that dumb. Him addressing the nation after bombing Syria and saying America just has that dog in them. Yeah, dog in the hunt. I'm a dog.

America got the dog in them. They got baddies over in Syria. We wanted to free them. Yeah, I could see it. Yeah, I wouldn't mind a Nicky smoke Stacey Union address at all. Jesus. I never made Oh, okay. Did he make the first move? No, no, I'm just saying it's a buzz. I mean, who's keeping score in there? Yeah, you ever make it? I had to throw it in there. If he's had if he's gone

three or four deep and he's gone, he hasn't made the first move on any of them, I find that hard to believe. It's just such an unnecessary thing to say. But then he followed that up by saying he had to hunt, which would imply, right, right, right, initiation of some sort. or not make the first move. The deer made the first move. The turkey out there made the first move on me. At any point, Buck made the first move. The deer just went up and put my gun in its mouth. Ew. The turkey. The skeet made its first move. Man.

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Sponsored by Jack Pocket. Based on 2024 iOS download data collected by Sensor Tower. Thank you, Danny. What are the implications of this game tonight? Like is it the conference? Semi-final. If I'm one of those teams, I'd rather lose and have that over hit than win. Agreed.

More than that. Because like. Agreed. Yeah, I need them to be aware. I think they are, right? Like I'd be. they're probably texting each other but they're like let's make history. You won't see Wilmington Charleston. There's got to be some stoolies on the team. Yeah. They've got to have you know what it is is the managers.

Yeah. Managers will know and then they'll they'll let everyone know like one of the bench warmers and then but don't put too much because then if you get two in the head Does that know it's it's really just just shoot a lot Basically like the more you shoot the more points. Yeah also, it's like a if it's a blowout like Will they like not dribble it out? They got a foul time left got a foul They might like is that does that get to the point where suddenly you're not gonna be allowed to To say your predictions anymore. No, I I mean Yeah, I'm also now thinking like how much pressure is on me with Dave's hole 147 148 But again, he joins now if it if it goes bust, it's him. He did it. Yeah, true

But what if it hits 147 148? He should have gotten he should have left earlier So I told him I was going to tweet it. I had to. It was, I can't, I can't sit with a pick and not talk like, then I get, then I get my own head. All I'm saying is if Dave was at 16 in a row and I tweeted out I'm tailing Dave today and didn't hit, I would possibly get fired.

Correct. I'd say that's absolutely true right so What's good for the goose is good for the other one? Is that what the saying is damn right? Steven how daylight savings do for you you have it on the prep sheet you okay not bad. Yeah, it was It's nice to get the hour back, but yeah, what are you wearing? Sure with all the NBA team logos a baseball jersey of NBA Yep, it almost has a pajama quality on you. I

Guess yeah, but it's it's a baseball jersey With all the NBA logos. Yeah, I like hoops 12 games late tonight Daylight savings fucked me up. Yeah, I'm a little fucked up. I don't know. I think it's old man's the first time it really hit me, but I did not sleep well. Also, everyone who says that we need to get rid of it. This needs to be permanent. Yeah, this needs to be the time. Yes, that what it is now because no, because I saw there was like, if we make this permanent, it gets light at like 430 in the morning in the summer Wait, no the opposite. Oh if we if we say the other way to get light at like fourth

I don't understand it. Can we explain it to me? We're moving daylight up. So what are we in right now? We're in daylight savings We're moving daylight up if we had this during the winter would we have more light in the evenings? That's what I want. I need a map or something. I think we just need to move closer to the equator. Might just be what needs to happen. We need to have summer all the time. They didn't tell...

Everyone always says, oh, we got to stop doing this. But then they don't tell us what... But I think what they really want... I know winter would be better, but summer would be worse, would it not not summer would be worse because it'd get dark Well, then that's a no-brainer to me. It's like dude suck it up for the winter I won't be awesome longest possible summer days. Yeah, right, but what if what if the longest possible summer days is that it gets light at? 430 that's not worth it. Nobody's waking up before

I don't want it to be light Wasting the light if it's yeah, If it's light and you're sleeping. So I'm saying we permanent, right? Because I don't think this is no, this is the right one. What is this in the summer? T.J. This is this. No, it's dark at nine o'clock. That's something if we had two months ago, wouldn't it be lighter two months ago? If we stayed on other time in summer,

summer, if it is sunrise and ago? If we stayed on other time in summer, if it could... What is sunrise and sunset if we stayed on this in the summer? They can't. We are. No, because it changes. We're on it right now. We just changed. We just changed. We changed for summer.

We changed yesterday. But it's going to get light out earlier and light out later as we get closer to summer. Summer days are longer anyway. That's not the clock. All right, here we go. But right now, let's say it gets dark 9 o'clock 9 o'clock in summer right now if you moved it back I've wound back to the old way we get dark at 8 and it will get light at like 330 or 4 I don't understand that I don't seem

Almost impossible not what we want. This is what we want right here who here understands. I think I do right Brandon this is what we want. This is the time leave it right it don't don't get rid of that I say this time make it permanent everybody change. What is this? What am I looking at? Cool and this is the the bottom is the year and then you see where it jumps right here. That's daylight savings That's what we change. So we just changed to this. So now the sunset is Closer to eight is gonna get closer and closer and closer to 8 PM. And then come back. And then it jumps up.

And then it goes down. But in late June, if we didn't bump it, the sun would be rising. All right, so but then what does this mean for the winter? Darker earlier. We go back. We have to sacrifice some winter sunlight to have what we have now moving forward.

But why can't we keep this all year right because then it oh then it would be a bit back then it would then the sun wouldn't rise till like 9 a.m. who cares about not even yeah yeah but well it would be dark until like 9 a.m. at its peak kids oh yeah you don't want your kids going to school with pitch black yeah that's true I don't see all Sam Darrellrell Seahawks 110 mil I Have a I have a question about states that don't observe this so like so go ahead Arizona does not observe daylight savings. Yeah, they're better than us

So if you are a fan of the Phoenix Suns and the game start at 7. Oh my god last week then Today all their games start at 6 Huh no their time stop for them for the observer I think they switch off they switch from Pacific to Mountain like interchangeably throughout like depending on the savings Yeah, well isn't that the same thing now two different? No, what's when I was growing up in Indiana? We would we wouldn't do it either and When I was growing up in Indiana, we would we wouldn't do it either and

During the one part of the year you would be on Eastern time They'd be like American Idol is on a eight seven central and you'd be like all right. It's on a eight You're just a different time zone and then the other time you're like seven central. That's so much worse, no No You don't change your clock Yeah, but so you just The games and shows start at different hours Now they're mountain if they're taking place elsewhere. Yes. Yes One thing I think is confusing is when you're in a state where they have different time zones, Indiana in Kentucky

Yeah, Florida is that way yeah, you just got to remember it Yeah I went from Louisville to Mammoth cave and the clocks went back and it like fucked my shit up. It fucked my day. Yeah Jet lagged yeah Maybe I see one company just stop observing it time Mm-hmm come up with their own. Yeah, why can't we do just choose your own adventure like every? Okay, this is when I wanted to go dark. Yeah, I

Think we can I guess we do Yeah, the kids thing and really fun when someone explained that to me because I was a big proponent of like let's never change It and they're like do you want your kids going to school and pitch black fuck was that why no I not I feel Like it's a little more dangerous Walking to school what if we don't put numbers on it, and it's just like like class starts at Sunrise or something And yeah like a farmer on it so we're on a farmer schedule. There's no numbers I'd be following why we do it for the farmers. I think that's what they always said farmers. Yeah, but I don't know School starts one hour after sunrise.

Yeah. And if the sun doesn't come out that day, yeah. Yeah. If it's cloudy, no school. Yeah, if it's cloudy, no school. But who's making the judgment of when the sun rises? Like the principal? I think that would be a rooster.

Every school gets a rooster? Every school gets a rooster. But do you have sun rises, Brandon? Come come on well? What if it's cloudy? We've been over that no school. You don't listen. It's like the everybody every town has their Paul Revere He sits there. Uh-huh. He waits for the way is a rooster or a man? Oh, it's a rooster tells the power of the man is on the back of the horse with the watch on the back of the horse He's on the ass of the horse and the guy is riding the horse and he's on the ass All right, and he looks for the Sun a horse or an ass when the Sun comes up

He goes through town and he says school. Let's go school in a little bit. Yeah start getting ready Don't get too big hurry, but come on. Go ahead. It's a pretty simple system school starting soon ish How much that guy make a year? The Paul Revere? 300 million. Depends on the city size, I guess. On that subject, our hotel wake-up call- We're not on the subject. We're just kind of floating.

The subject of Paul Revere, with the rooster ass saying- On that subject. Yes? Well, like, back in the 90s and 00s, you used to be able able to go to hotel and request a wake-up call the yo You could always do that. Can you still yes? Yeah, of course Why are you surprised by that we got alarms on our phones now, right, but you still can Okay, so that that's interesting. We 24 7 at a hotel 24 seven at a hotel just a profession. It's not a profession

Gotta be one guys only do Professional wake up guys Steven do you think there was a guy in a room that was like areas? That's our wake-up guy Well, that's why I thought they don't exist anymore as an interview for that I swear to God I read something where in the city's back of the day before alarm clocks There was like a guy you hire on your street who would come throw rocks and shit at your window like a real thing dangerous That's a real profession. He knocked on my door. He was like the wake-up guy and he would that's not a real profession Are you ready to do children's? Read it in a children's book

Oh, yeah, there's this real possession, you know profession where this old Italian lady in rocks your window every day. How did he wake up? Who wakes up the wake her up? Yeah? Well knock her up her yeah, that's a different job industrial revolution Rowls he got people up got you to work on time alright fine. Yeah, I would have you to work on time. All right, fine. Yeah, I would have caged. I would have shit.

A baton or short heavy. It's certainly not throwing rocks at the window. All right, well, potato potato. You just tap on your glass. Bamboo. That guy's job sucked. That's kind of cool, though, just walking around using your stick to.

Yeah, but what happens if you're sick one day? Who wakes him up? Imagine having that stick, though. Carrying around a long stick is fun as fuck. That's true. It's very Labrador of you. When's the last time you found a good stick, Julio? It's been a while.

Yeah. Yeah. They don't have them, they don't make them like they used to. Love finding a good stick. Stick reviews on Instagram, great account. Whoa, let's see it. I like a good beaver stick. A beaver stick? Yeah. It's a piece of. That's already been chewed down by the beaver. Oh

Damn oh, that's a hell of a stick These all have to be Natural yeah, is he finding these or cars like anybody can submit their fine. I think that's a vine how many dick pics you think yes that's a great stick that's just not a stick there's no way that's only occurring stick what's wanted to show off an heirloom stick my grandpa there's no way I stick all road in the fire kept it for obvious reasons imagine just just like a My grandfather's no way Reasons imagine just just like a croissant uses a walking stick We don't know how it got that swirly pattern, but we thought it was pretty cool obviously

Fucking giant twisted it talking about easy peasy That's pretty cool look at the size that stick what stick that stick holy shit. Oh, that's a cool. Look at the size of that stick. What stick? That stick. Holy shit. Oh my that's a branch Predicament when he found this stick on the floor due to us having eight chickens. He was very thankful that it was only a stick Huh, if that was a dead chicken, oh I thought he thought it was only a stick. What's up, Stik? Huh? He thought it was a dead chicken. Oh, I thought he thought it was a dildo. What's up, Stiknation? Present to you my submittal. That's my submittal? I don't know what it is, stick of the day or whatever. Is that nicofer?

But I found this reminds me a little bit of Gandalf staff. Every once in a while, a famous person pops up on this Stack we gotta get on this page Wow, I mean, that's a lot of pressure. We gotta find a stick first I have a huge pile of sticks next to my front. Yeah, but not like this. We're getting a branch territory with some of these They don't make these sticks in the city should we all have to bring in a stick next week. I'll do stick show Yeah, I'm a stick Should we go on the hunt? Oh that dog's, wait, dog stick looks like a pipe. I will literally go to the butt cracker of Illinois to find a good stick. I found a new favorite cat. What? Yeah, Big G. He's on the Chicago Animal Care and Control page. Big G?

Yeah. Is he large? We might need him. He looks like a man. Let me see. What? Well, he's like a he's he's at the shelter. He's out.

Yeah. Is he a senior cat? He's four years old. Okay. They have like a thing where they try to get you to adopt senior cats. Because that's the tough sell that would have to be. I saw one like old cats, an old cat that was blind and had dandruff and his name was Buddy. He's a lifer. Yes. Get out of here.

Can I see Big G? He's on the- Oh, Justin Field to the Jets. Oh, there is Slay to the Steers. So what, today is the big, the only day they can all switch around? It's the first day. There's a lot going on. On their Instagram.

Big G. So they call my dad. The girls say I got the money. The Big G. Is he large in stature and strength? I mean, if you were from where I'm from. No. Congrats. Thanks.

You know I gotta get mine in a big black truck. He's some great dogs. You can get yours in a 6-4. I think that's him in the middle. Whatever it is. Yeah, I like that cat. That he does look like a little funny face big G I thought he'd be bigger. I did too

You're making me hate big G Welcome to the club dude when you said bigger socks I shouldn't have kept that to myself. What's this metal box season? Maybe the big refers to how much of a G he is not a great in my head that cat gonna hunt It's a fine cat. It's a fine cat I just expected so I wanted a fucking I want it Big on it. I'm like, oh my god. I wanted to see the biggest pussy I've ever seen.

I thought it would be bigger, funnier, cuter. It sucks. Remember Cinderblock, that super overweight cat? No. That they tried to get her on the treadmill, and she would stand next to it and just do one paw. She could. She could name her big G.

Cinderblock was her name. Cinderblock's a lot. Are fat cats funny? Yeah. Fat anything fat cats funny. Yeah Oh, yeah This is the cat I was talking about That's funny that is funny why is it in water because it Makes no sense like water yeah TJ have you seen the wall of victims boy no the kid who spins a wheel to see which college basketball girl he's

gonna kiss oh yes wait what it's horrend Well, that's kind of in line with this show. That's where we are. I got I enjoyed it are the girls willing There's a twist yeah, oh, what's What's twist you'll see I'm excited for this twist now. This is gonna suck. Yeah, I mean you're over I'm excited for this twist. Well now this is gonna suck. Yeah, I mean you're over You're trying to get out of this hole. It's so much harder when you're alone and you're comfortable It's everything's so amusing and you try to show the boys And it's like oh, what was I thinking? Plus your last cat hit so hard. What was his name?

I Was glad When's the last time you guys had a missed recommendation like you showed somebody something never have hated it all the time never have 100% hit rate That's just not true. You shut up Never think about that Bitch Motorboat in me. The sun never rises.

That backfired on you, Ben. Over there. I never, whatever. Whoever led you astray, you need to find them. There was dozens of people all in my DMs talking about big cat motorboat and my mom. And you were. You're acting all innocent. I mean, you-

I was. You dove right into the water and you've- No, I didn't. My neck actually, oh fuck. Neck does hurt. Well, you gotta, you need to sue the person that brought her up here. You really didn't know she was coming?

I didn't know she was coming. I didn't tell anyone. Caitlin and I were the only two who knew. Hey. Okay. Part two of Kissing a Random D1 Women's Basketball Player. I didn't know she was coming. I didn't tell anyone Caitlin are the only two Okay, two of kissing a random d1 women's basketball player This is Gracie Oh six foot six Oh, that's kind of funny Got my eyes on this boy, I think great. He's a next up type of guy. Oh, quintrusive thoughts. Ooh.

Just give us one other video of his. Auditioning to be a condom company's mascot? A lot of people have told me that I'm a walking condom ad. Direct, should you decide to let me be your mascot, I'll wear a Direct's t-shirt in all my videos, a Direct's condom in all my videos, I'll make people not want to have children, and I'll

brand myself with a cattle iron the word Direct's on my wiener Please take your time and consider my office guys But I like I wouldn't be able to get the full word on mine I Like this guy. Yeah, I like him That's it. No, I'd get it Do you do half of a you like I was trying to spell dick? Yeah That's right.

I think we got anything else. What do they do in Fairbanks? If the kids have to go to school when it never the sun. Oh, shit. That's what I. Yeah, you've been worried about that the whole time. I've been thinking about it. Banks, you don't think about Barrow, Alaska, did you? Yeah, I wonder what the fuck they're doing up there. The slope. Do they change time?

Does it even matter? I don't think time even I don't know if they have schools Daylight Years all summer long right yeah never to start You're like not allowed to drink up there at all if you work up there for like seasonally or whatever You're not allowed to drink at all and they test you and they're allowed even just on the job Yeah, I thought that's like mandatory the one thing they have Slope cuz yeah, they just think you're gonna like Oh booze hound Oh on the slope, but like bear barrow is part of the slope. I believe What is our what are you saying slope are we talking about like a ski mountain? Yeah, like northern Alaska. They call it the slope. Oh

You go up there to work at a hotel or something. I know I think if you're like an oil worker You know how to drink it all what if you're just going up there to fuck bitches? I think you can do whatever you want brother You can also in Fairbanks you can tee off and the golf course at 11 p.m.. Which is sick Yeah, I'd like to do that someday, but you can't do that anywhere else. I mean no way. I'm sure you can But you can't do that anywhere else. I mean no, I'm sure you can Why'd you ask you use the tap do you use tap to pay credit cards cuz he you see his tweet No, he tweeted that he just he's just recently switched over to tapping and it's a game changer. Why were you apprehensive? I have tried it before and

For various reasons didn't work couldn't find the spots tap Down at the moment. So yeah, felt kind of dumb about it. So I've always been like an insert chip guy. I will agree that first time the tap works, there's nothing better than that. It's quite the feeling. Yeah, tap is the best.

I've never done it. What? I have two cards. Oh, you gotta tap. One's a tapper and one's not. And I just tapping feels so great. Hey, but don't you have to tap to use Apple Pay in person? Just hold it up.

Yeah, if you tap your phone, I think you're an asshole. Oh, you mean tapping the credit card. Never tap my phone. You have to just hold your screen up. I didn't even know you could tap your phone. Wait, wait. Yeah. Wait, you didn't know it existed?

No, you still do plane? Oh, you didn't know this? Yeah. Oh my God. We flew with him in New Orleans, he had to go get a paper ticket. Why yeah, it's I like it way better Why your physical ticket you got it's in your pocket, right? So is your phone? I don't like taking my phone out for everybody. I also like paper ticket I don't like taking your phone out for everybody. I will do the phone ticket, but I like paper tickets when I get them

What is you don't like taking your phone out for everybody even I will do the phone ticket, but I like paper tickets when I get them. What is you don't like taking your phone out for everybody, even though it's not everybody, it's literally one time. Cause you hold it up there and sometimes it reads it, sometimes it doesn't. Now you're the asshole that's always online. Paper works every time. The New Orleans airport is trying to phase out paper tickets.

You had to go- Everywhere is. Well, a lot of places make it like, you gotta go to the kiosk and everything and you know, there's a thing, but the New Orleans airport, you have to like go through two things to like exit out and physically opt out of but everywhere you realize like the United Center You cannot pay cash anywhere That's okay. What happens to people that don't have like iPhones and shit. Is it just the understanding? I don't think they exist. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, just like to participate in society. You have to buy a correct

$1,200 phone. Yeah crazy. Yeah. Well, I mean what percentage of people have smartphones Everyone most 90 70 80 100 of people I guess take out the old and the kids just part drops, right? people I guess take out the old and the kids it probably drops right but if you have a phone is it a smartphone yes of the phone having some people still you guys seen a flip-flop I saw a flip-flop I don't remember who was a couple weeks ago Andrew Lough, yeah, but he changed it's a they're calling it dumb phones it's a it's a new trend where people are purposely buying phones that don't have access to social media and the internet.

I think it was, what's our beer drinking guy? Deutsch. Deutsch had a flip phone. He might have had a smartphone too, but was it him? It was somebody around Deutsch. I'd like to imagine that's just a bat phone for chugging beers. It's a flex.

Someone calls him. 90%, holy fuck. 70.2. So there you go Damn wait worldwide including like very very very poor places crazy I mean dudes got smartphones in jail. Mm-hmm seem to they seem to I seem to All right, should we spin the wheel yeah, it's good. Yeah, all week Nick's back Thursday. Yeah. Yeah quite the vacation for the kid Oh, yeah, if you yeah, if you've sparked funds in jail, is there no more jail pen pals? Can we that's enough Jay

There's websites where you can find them. They're still looking not that I know You certainly know, huh? It's like a tinder but for jail okay, I'm gonna say a year and you say if you had a jail pen pal in that year 2009 Yes, okay 2010 I lived across from the jail they could read our address so they would write to us 2022 Possibly you have one currently how bad my business to myself but no women it's like a thing some ladies are like into jail dudes and there's like you for it yeah it's like are you seeing the guys you brought to the show it's like a

beef backup plan wouldn't it be nice to have a guy where you always knew where he was? Yes. Fair enough. Great point. Great point. Yeah. They put like there it's almost like a dating show. They put up there like hey here's who I am. Here's my deal. Anybody interested. Don't take this the wrong way Kate. But I was born and raised in the tree. I'm very... I won't lie. I'm just saying I'm very happy that Beeve came along, but if Beeve wasn't, you would be, like, so ripe to date, marry, and then be murdered by a man coming out of prison.

100%. Like, that is your story arc to a T. Yeah. And I changed him. He still get out three weeks like up He murdered again. Yeah, who'd it cost Kate? Tattoos like a story Yeah, people are real into this prison friendship calm okay, it's a thing it's fetish Should we add prison pen pal to the wheel? Yes! Why?

I would be curious to see what they would do. Add it to the wheel, yes, that's interesting. No murders, but just... Just anyone, yeah. Oh! Let's make a prisoner wheel. VIP prisoner wheel. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep we keep a prisoner we VIP Let's add it

Wait what makes them VIP? I Jenny come I have a good guy stars. Oh First picture was good though. Alright guys. So, we don't have to. I could change it. What'd she do? Yeah, take it down. It's showing a phone number. We don't want people. They're asking for people to call them. Not Jack fans. Not not hundreds of people all of

a sudden. Not hundreds of people all of a sudden. Nice. All right. Where's that motherfucking wheel? Wait, I forgot to mention one thing. Za, he's not here? No, he's at the club. Fuck.

Za got a fit off this weekend. I don't see it. Hold on. I'm going to try to find it. I think I screened it. It stopped me dead in my tracks Not screenshot it oh yeah did look at our boys ah he looks awesome He's off doing foreplay stuff right is that what yeah, I think he's a classic

Him and Beef and Jerry. San Diego. Classic. Mmm. Whales Vagina. German. Alright. Nice beaches out there you know. Look at Zion. Look at this guy. One in Rome.

Yeah, they're living the life out in the classic. I didn't realize Jerry was just a classic guy now, too. I thought he was going to a video. Look at that. Whoa. He's looking fucking good. Handsome. Wow.

The stance. My boy cleans up. Did he go to Dukimbe Mutombo's wedding? Who is that? Who's behind him? He looks great. Stop me dead my tracks on Instagram. I like that shade. He looks great.

That's a good shade. Yeah, he just cleans up real nice. I wouldn't mind seeing Zahn in a suit from time to time. Couple times a day. Yeah, just let us know he's still proud of it. Every day. Two suits a day. Two suits a day.

I liked wearing a suit on Friday. It was nice dressing up Maybe we should add that to the wheel you have to wear a suit for a whole easy. Okay Corporate week. Yeah, we got to dress corporate. Yeah, well, there's one person has to wear a suit Okay one person per day though That prisoner we prisoner pen pal in corporate suit Suit week maybe the whole show that would actually be pretty fun. Yeah, whole show all of us. Yeah. Yeah Oh prisoner pen Paul. We got a we got to kill him Care the casket. Oh, I are we coming over tonight, Julio? Hit me up, dude.

I'm doing MOOC tonight, though, so you're gonna come after the... Oh, we can just give us... Just me and some dogs. Yeah, give us... Give you the keys? Yeah, leave the key under the mat. Sounds good. We'll be fine.

Sounds good, sounds good. I'll go get some dog food. Yeah, so many dogs. A lot of dog food. MOOC hit a million views overall so far. Hell yeah. It's going great. Good for MOOC. Good for MOOC. It lot of dog food. Luke had a million views overall so far. Oh, yeah. He's killing. Doing great. Good for Luke. He's getting sleep.

It's a good show. It is. You know what you got prepared today? For Luke? What he has prepared for you. No, I don't. Get ready. Do you know? Yes. Oh, fuck.

Brandon, you made an appearance yet? Yeah. Multiple. Under what circumstances? I get here at 6 AM and they're still going. They're still going from the night before. And they are just dying for someone to walk in and save them from something. Good after dark tomorrow night too. Yep. What do they mean? What's after dark? I think PFT is doing a plane simulator. Oh, yes Are you part of that? I don't think so. There's a whole crew. I'm part of it Are you part of it Dan part of it? We're we are all on the plane chase part of the show now

They said I could take anywhere from two to ten hours. Oh my god. Those are always the good ones It's probably gonna be more towards ten All right, let's spin that wheel I'm going to go to the bathroom. Alright, let's spin that wheel. You guys have been up for a while. Oh, I really wanted to. We really wanted to. Alright, see

you tomorrow. Oh yeah. Thank you. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Great week of yaks last week. Let's have another great week this week. All right, love you. See you tomorrow. Bye.