The Yak - Did You Guys Hear About 5G Towers?! | The Yak 2-15-22

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello boys. Owen, you want to host? Yeah, let Owen host. Yeah. Thank you. Fucking crushed that.

Yeah, you did. We were very close to having this whole show canceled on Monday, and Owen was like, no, I got this. And he did get it. He got in and around that. Way to get it, Owen. Thanks. Is Festooluli here?

Yeah. He's right there. Right there. Way to insert yourself into this. Just double checking. Yeah, there he is. That wasn't my island. Figment of my imagination.

Is that Ferron? I don't know. We've not heard from him, correct? Nope. Zass, you are your brother's keeper? Am I? Oh, I think it's on now. Yeah, I haven't seen it.

Soley's just fucking with you. Oh no adam farron interesting because i got us a little mic sounds really loud i sound really loud we can we maybe fix next mic what do you got whose meek ass was sitting here before me if it's 10x bracelets we split those right is that what it is? It is. Hell yeah. Hell yes. 10X, baby. And there's the boy. Oh, he's late. Now we can start. Oh, 10X. Look at those earth tones.

Earth tone Roan. Roan is here so we can start the show. Boys, how we feeling? How's everyone feeling? Everyone got back in one piece? What time did you guys get back? Around 7. I got back at 9.

Exhausting. You guys didn't fly together? No, it was very strange that they split us up and you got the earlier flight. Nick was going to stay solo. I audibled at the last second. He audibled last second. Are these all successes my duty? Yeah. Next?

Fuck yes. Thank you, Sass. Fuck yes, Sass. You're supposed to come in before LA these all success is my duty? Yeah. Next. Fuck yes. Thank you, Sass. Fuck yes, Sass. You're supposed to come in before LA, but success is my duty. Got them now. Did LA change us forever? I think it did. How could it not?

The worst. There's one bracelet. I don't know who gets it, Che or TJ. Yeah, I'm fucked up. Oh, we need to have a battle or something. Some sort of battle royale. Success is my duty. All right, boys.

How did L.A. change us? Well, I have a question before we get started. Okay. Are we changing the way we do things? Because before we went to L.A., we would start the day with the tiny wet wheel. You know, 20, 20. Are we done with that? We're taking a hiatus.

Hiatus. Okay, all right. The wet wheel. I'm not ruling out the wheel in general. I think we got to, I mean, it's one in 20. Right, okay. Let's do it, yeah. Do we start like that?

Oh, Jesus. Do we start with that? One in 20. Yeah, you're right. Why should I even? It'll probably be dry. There's no chance we're going to hit wet. All right, let's go.

We're fine. Just do it and then be done with it. I mean, this is it. We are wet wheel shows. Yeah, but this is it. This is all we got to do. It's nothing. Is this in between seasons, by the way? Did we end season six out there? No, this is, we are what will show us. Yeah, but this is it. This is, this is all we got to do. It's nothing. It's just in between seasons, by the way. Did we end season six out there? This is the finale of season six, finale season six Friday. Okay.

Uh, what are we doing for that? I'm going to be gone. So nothing. So this is the finale of season six. This will ruin my day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was still too close. It would have been so bad. This would have ruined everything. God damn. Are we sure?

I don't even smile anymore. Oh, we're sure. Wait, did you do it yesterday? That's the thing. We got to get back to just having it be a completely random thing. Yeah. The 1 in 20, if the 1 in 20 ever hits, it will be incredible. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome. I'm loud as fuck. Yeah, yeah and 10. The 1 and 20, if the 1 and 20 ever hits, it will be incredible. It's going to be awesome.

It's going to be awesome. How am I loud as fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all really loud. Pick Central is a real meek show. Well, nobody sat in your seat. I don't even know if my mic. It's doing that thing where the mic keeps cutting out.

Your mic sounds fine. Oh, and how was since? It sucked because they lost. It would have been sweet if they won. You think they got robbed? I think that they were just kind of a little bit of, I just think they were happy to be there, which is sad. It was annoying.

That sucked for the video. They were fine with it? They greeted the bus home. That's kind of some loser shit. Yeah, they were like so pumped. They were doing a parade for the bus. They said they're having a parade no matter what. Some guy, like some drunk-ass dude pulled me aside,

like an elder statesman of Cincinnati, and he's like, we're going to have a parade regardless. This team deserves a parade. Which is kind of... I bet they'll get more fans for their loser parade than LA will get for their one loser. I don't know. LA's parade looked pretty fucking sick. Can you pull up the LA parade

map? It was awesome. They did, like, Disneyland? Oh, they have a map for the parade. Yeah, the parade is tomorrow. It's, like, Disneyland? Oh, they have a map for the parade. Oh, they're doing it. Yeah, the parade is tomorrow. It's, like, literally the whole city of L.A. is going to be partying. It's going to be insane. They're going to shut shit down. Dude, they touch every neighborhood with this parade.

Please, no. Find it, Fastuli? Yeah, pull that up. They touch every neighborhood with this fucking parade in L.A. Every neighborhood? Every fucking neighborhood. Nick, what are you doing with the Lakers, uni with this fucking parade in L.A. Every neighborhood? Every fucking neighborhood. Nick, what are you doing with the Lakers, Uni? I gave it to Dio.

Oh, you did? Yeah. It's a parade. What is that? That's their parade. No, it isn't. Three quarters of a mile. Oh, no.

Going from the Shrine Auditorium to the L.A. Coliseum. Oh, no. We did like half of that walk. That's a pressing parade. It's the most depressing parade ever. And LeBron's trying to get in on it, too. Oh, no. We did like half of that walk. It's the most depressing parade ever. And LeBron's trying to get in on it, too. Yeah, he is. Even that fucking red line looks

depressing. At least you're like a circle of the L.A. Coliseum. Definitely going to be sponsored by Triller. Look at how long it is. I've never seen a parade that short. Oh, no. That's not a parade. It's not. It's just a parade. It's not. It's just a party.

It's an extended party. Especially with how there's like- It's a block party. It's a block party. The cars go, and that parade might be over in a minute. You should walk it. Oh, man. Oh, no. Yeah, loop around like a little victory lap.

They could have called it something cool. Yeah. That just sucks. So, yeah, we're back. Feels good. I'm so glad. When are we hooping, boys? When are we getting out of the pool?

I already have. That will be part of season seven. Nick and I have separate hoop time scheduled. I scheduled lessons. Did you get lessons? No, I just rented out the court for 30 minutes. Wait, you got basketball lessons? Yes.

Nick's getting lessons. That video has destroyed me. Oh, I think that video is the funniest thing we've ever done. It is. It is. But the next video is going to be we've ever done. It is. It is. But the next video is going to be even better because I'm going to destroy you guys. Oh, I think we've got to be just as bad in the next video. Sorry, pal.

No can do. Here's what I think we do. We're going to do season seven starts next Tuesday. I think we should – I'll talk to Loud Sean. We'll get a gym rented, and I think one afternoon, we'll pick the afternoon, we'll go with Mike's, play a whole game, and then we'll run that as the show the next day. I love that. What's a whole game?

Just a game 21 where everybody has to get 21? Everyone has to get 21, and you can't score on the same hoop twice. That's going to take hours. 21, we're not in shape for that. We have to work our way up to 21. It will never happen. It will be like a game of Quidditch. It will be an endless game.

That's the funniest part. We'll just get to one. Yeah, we'll just be walking around. We have to camp out at night like people doing super marathons. Yeah. It will be so funny. There's going to be shit running down our legs. I like the third minute.

We'll all be just so tired just walking around trying to score. Sass, do you want to form an alliance? For what? For this game. I pass you the ball, you pass me the ball, we both get off the court faster? Yeah, I'd do that. I can see how alliances could work. KB, you want in on the alliance? Is this previously unseen?

Yeah. From this angle, you can see where Roan purposely tries to hurt me. I'm clearly moving my feet. Hey, Sass, fuck you. Look at Sass. Sass ball, baby. Oh!

You see that? You see that? The crossover. The video you tweeted of you very much crossing me up. Yeah, I was sick. Then you edited it to where you can't see your double dribble. Oh, yeah, I know. Well, they don't show that.

Someone tweeted me the clip. Oh, fuck. Oh, no, that's actually not true at all. Oh, here comes Kyle. Fast break. Yeah clip. Oh, fuck. Oh, no, that's actually not true at all. Oh, here comes Kyle. Fast break. Yeah, and you were clipping it saying, like, oh. I forgot about that for a second. That's good defense.

All right. That was all right. That was all right. All right. Good rebound, Kyle. Kyle, that's when Kyle got hurt. There we go. Still hurt. There we go.

Still hurt. There we go. Oh, shit. And then, look, I stopped. That's why I tried to trip him. I wasn't trying to let him do that to me, dude. I wasn't about to get crossed over, dude. I'll take the foul.

What a crossover. This is where Chase Portnoy comes in. He's going to turn it around. Portnoy. What did that bounce off of? I love that I've accidentally The fence back behind us By the way, I saw the clip from yesterday I love that I've accidentally red-pilled Stephen Che

I got in like 37 DM fights over this I spurred out and I was schizo-DMing I was just DMing guys on prompt We just tweeted at us You spurred Dan's skits? I jokingly told Stephen schizo DMing. I was just DMing guys on prompt and we just tweeted at us. You spurred Dan's skits? I jokedly told Stephen Che that 5G causes cancer and now he's just going and spreading it around.

Wait, that's not true? No. Dude. Dude. I have my head buried in... I don't really know what's going on in the world. Dude. Dude. Dude. I learned something last night. I have my head buried in, I don't really know what's going on in the world. Somebody told me, maybe you can test this, you might be a guy that would know this. Do you know 5G towers are causing cancer?

And like that's well known. I have read things where people are questioning whether or not 5G is going to be healthy. But I haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't. They just told this to me last week, and I was like, what are you talking about? But just in the—what I'm worried, all told, is that I really think that Wi-Fi signals, all the various signals that surround us all the time, I think they have an effect on us. And I don't know what that effect is. I don't know if it's negative or positive.

I don't know if it dulls the senses. It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area. I mean, if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there's just signals around us all the time, cellular signals, signals, radio signals, satellite signals. We're surrounded constantly by signals. Did he put a hard R on signals? Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals? Even though we don't have a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio. But because we can't take that serious satellite signal and then have a player in our head.

Because of that, we assume that we're not taking it in in some way. It's not real? They're real. People have a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed. Everything. Everything's fake.

Everything's fake. Oh, my God. Yeah, so sorry, Steven. How many people have you told this fact to now? A lot of people. That's like my go-to conversation starter now. Keep going. Keep going with it.

Well, it could. I kind of could. You're going to start a conversation. Because I just got a new phone, and it has 5G, and the phone's been worse, so I'm worried. Yeah. Your health has been worse, too. Bro, does that look weird? What are you worried about?

You think the phone has cancer? It causes it, yeah. It's believable. And I don't really do anything about it. Based on what stats, me making one single joke to you? I thought everyone agreed. We did. You don't know that?

We were all joking. Oh, man. Stop hanging off Steven's ears. Steven. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Off mask off Stephen's ears. Stephen. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Off mask. It's a performance.

Stephen. I'm sorry. No, you're not. No, I'm definitely not. You just say those type of things in these situations. Yeah. Maybe we could get some more stuff into his head, though. Oh, easily could.

Like we could just kind of pick right in front of him and see if it still takes. Oh, is that a band-aid on your sweatshirt? Let me put you all on. A bandage? Covered up in a stain. Yo, that's crazy. It looks way cooler than a stain. That's crazy.

I complimented him when he walked in. Hell of a shit. I thought it looked sick. It is. It looks like something you'd buy at Kith. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, like, people are going to start doing this. You can still see a little bit of the stain.

A bigger bandage. I went to Kith. Maybe do an X. I tried, but I couldn't find it. We went into Kith, and the security people bodied Owen. Really? I went into Kith, and I just got ice cream. How was that?

They have ice cream at Kith. It was awesome. Is it $100 for one cone? That was like $8. That's not bad. Yeah. Owen and Cody Lanza came back with fucking shopping bags like Beverly Hills Housewives. And I left all of it in the taxi.

No. No way. That's not funny. Yeah. Baby boy. Why does that shit always happen to you? I don't know. How much?

I actually, I still have the stuff I bought for myself, but I bought stuff for my girlfriend, and that's fine. Oh, you never bought shit for her. That's worse. He bought her stuff on Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah, he bought her stuff. Right, he's pretending. The store you're running with?

Yeah, same, actually. Kyle, what's the So much shit What's the total It's cause the kith Is so lightweight You don't even I saw When we were in

What were you gonna say What was the total Spent in LA for you I have to expense Vastly Or not A decent bit more Than my rent costs

Am I allowed to expense A tattoo I don't think so But I can give you money Can Thanks Can KB expense All those clothes I a tattoo? I don't think so, but I can give you money. Thanks. Can KB expense all those clothes? I don't know.

I don't think. I'm sure I gave a speech being like, don't. No, no, no. It's fine. I'll wear them again. Osiris is. I had to leave a lot of it there. I couldn't fit it in my suitcase.

Osiris is. Oh, Osiris is are there. Left the Osiris? Your hotel room looked like a bomb went off at the end. And it smelled so bad. Dude, that was the longest I've would have brought hotel room looked like a bomb went off at the end and it smelled so bad dude that was the longest i've stayed in a hotel room i didn't realize how long it would take to pack up yeah super bowl is always like very weird how you just become like part of your hotel live there yeah oh we did not clean it either no dirty the whole time

usually have people come in and clean we know uh have we reported that nick mangold actually stayed in your hotel room and not Billy's? Oh, yeah. That was weird because I didn't know he was leaving that night. Yeah, Nick Mangold said that Billy's left his room really a mess. Turns out he actually had left his stuff in Sass's room, so that was all a mistake. Your room was a mess and smelled bad and had a Kindle.

Yes, it did have a Kindle. Yes, it did have a Kindle. Wow, Billy's got a Kindle. Yeah, we were all shocked that Billy had a Kindle. Yeah. No, but I was like, it wasn't even my first thought. My first thought was that Billy was like, oh yeah, he can stay in my room. Just jump the gun and then

put all of his shit in my room somehow. Billy put his stuff in my room. And Billy put his stuff in my room and was planning on sleeping in the same room as me. Then I actually went through his shit and I found his vaccine thing. I didn't know whose it was.

I was like, what the fuck is this stuff in my room? So you went through Nick Mangold's stuff? Yeah. You knew it was his because it was fake? Yeah, exactly. No, it was actually laminated. Did you go through his delicates? No, just the front pocket.

Okay. Stinky. Did he have my stuff? I don't know. He had a bunch of junk in the trunk. Sweet Owen, did you get, did like that suffice for Valentine's Day? Where you're like,

oh, I bought you all this stuff, but I forgot it? Yeah, she actually opened it and then I proceeded to lose it. Oh, you gave it to her. It was in New York you left it in the taxi. Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. She left it. That's her fault. Who left it? It was my

bad. Transaction happened. It's hers. She left it. She owes you money. She owes you money. I saw Brandon at the casino. Sina. There it is. There was a jewelry store, and he walked in asking for something for his wife and then was like, is there any other place, any other stores in the casino? And they're like, yeah, there's a gift shop over there.

And then he went in and just got her a barstool polo for Valentine's Day. For the old lady? She's going to love this. She's going to love that. It was light blue, though. It's tasteful. It's beautiful. Now you got her a nice piece of jewelry. I's going to love this. She's going to love that. It was light blue, though. It's tasteful. It's beautiful. I got her a nice piece of jewelry.

I did. The casino. Did the Mincy tour start? Oh, my God. Can we play Mincy's halftime show? I don't think we can. We already played it. We didn't play it on Pick Central.

He won't let me play it on Pick Central. Because Pick Central's live on Sling. We can play it here. Okay, yeah, play it. Oh, yeah. Not live on Sling? So if you guys, I don't know if you guys watched it. I don't know if you know any of the backstory.

I missed everything. All right. So this is what happened. For anyone who doesn't know, didn't watch the stream. I'm sitting there. We're watching the Super Bowl. Hank and Mincy are sitting to my right. Mincy looks at me, and he's like, we're probably like halfway through the second quarter.

He's like, I brought a halftime show if you want one. I was like, what? Well, I prepared a halftime show. you want one. I was like, what? Well, I prepared a halftime show. You brought it. If you want one. I was like, what do you mean? And Hank was like, he can't tell you anymore, but he has a halftime show.

I've seen it. I'm going to be part of it. I was like, well, yeah, we want it. He's like, all right, cool. He possesses a halftime show? He possessed a halftime show. And he's like, I'm doing it. It's themed towards the la super bowl and i was

like well yeah let's do it so he was like he was gonna do it just for the stream i'm like no we do it for the whole room we got a mic we got music he got up on the stage did a halftime show for the entire room yeah gotta bring callie to lake charlotte entire room. How did Hank find that shirt? I think Astuli gave it to him. He tweeted, I need this shirt and somebody gave it to him. In the city California. California.

In the city. City of Compton. Kept messing the city up. In the city. City of Compton. Only in Compton, though. Sorry, Watts. Look at this.

For his jeans tucked into his shoes? I don't know. They might. Look at this flow. He has a low ass. Can we stop hating on Vince? Yeah. I'm just saying he has a low ass.

Oh, the halftime show. He got into it there. Yeah. What do you think, bro? He's incredible. He has so much confidence that I wish that he could distill it and give it to people.

He just has a nose for good content. Part of his brain's off and part of it is just turned it to people. He just has a nose for good content. He's like, part of his brain's off and part of it is just turned on to content. He brought a halftime show. He's a genius. Bring your own halftime show. He's incredible.

Who does that? Mincy, that's who. It's foresight at a level that none of us... What did he bring? The karaoke machine? No, he knows the words. He brought energy. Energy.

He knows the words. He prepared a he knows the words. Energy. Energy. He knows the words. He prepared a halftime show. A show. Like, you show up to a Super Bowl party, and it's like, what are we going to do for the halftime? Who brought the dip? Who brought the brownies? Who brought the halftime show?

What do you want? Brought. It's an interesting word. Oh, he did. He brought it. He brought it. We also show Minty's schedule. I just want to look at it.

I want to break it down. It's something. It had me fired up. I love, too, how mad it makes Brandon because Mincy lives just Brandon had his head in his hand while Mincy was doing this oh no Brandon hates Mincy oh you weren't even there I saw a picture of you just being like like he's like embarrassing Lake Charles or something like that you bring a halftime show I didn't think that I just thought I wish you'd get the words right that was all it drives you insane because Mincy lives a life that you... Would like to live?

Yes, that is accurate. Yeah. But you don't have what Mincy has. You don't have circle sunglasses or a party shirt. And also just an effervescent way of life. And your ass is at the top of your thighs. Joy. Idiot.

Ass is squarely between your shoulder blades. Joy to be alive. High ass, mother. All right, here we go. Here's a tent of Mincy Torskier. This is a press release given by Ben Mintz. Lake Charles Super Bowl at La Berra's. Check.

Did that. Crushed it. Now we're on to today. So New Orleans hogs for the cause. Planning slash content to New Orleans Pel Hogs for the Cause, planning slash content, two New Orleans Pelicans games, Memphis and Dallas. Yeah. And the Hogs for the Cause is in April.

It's planning. It's also somebody else's event. Wait, wait, wait. What's Hogs for the Cause again? I just forget what Hogs for the Cause is. It's just a barbecue. Barbecue event for a charity. So like picking sides.

He's going to be planning it this year. And that's a two-day planning event. That's two days. Well, there's two games, too. Avaganza. Day and night like Kid Cudi, my boy. 2018, that's actually three. 2018.

He has three days. Baton Rouge, LSU baseball opening day. Fred's. Fred's is a very well-known bar there. So, he will be. I thought that was just like his homies. Oh, he's just going to have them all. Fred's. Fred's is a very well-known bar there, so he will be... I thought that was just like his homies. Oh, he's just going to have them all in his place.

I was saying I really need Mincy to call Dave at the end of every week and be like, we signed up seven new people. Give his sales report. Numbers, yeah. February 21st and 22nd, question marks. Gotta leave some element of surprise.

You don't know what's going to happen. He's right. And for those thinking, no, fuck you. He knows exactly what he's doing. LSU, February 23rd, Ruston. LSU, Louisiana Tech baseball. Top 20 matchup. I feel like that's something that people just kind of brushed over.

They're like, oh, he's going another bit. No, no, no. Top 20 matchup. I feel like that's something that people just kind of brushed over. They're like, oh, he's going another bit. No, no, no. Top 20 matchup. February 24th, Monroe. Hometown radio show at Miro's downtown with my childhood friend Sean Fox. That's going to be great. What's this wheel? What is this?

What is this? I don't know about that one. What was the thing? What was the thing? What was the mistake? Why is it even prepared? TJ? You've got to spend it for yourself now.

Looking to sell the wet wheel. Just trying to learn some more stuff about it. Oh, I see. We're trying to sell it? Trying to sell the other thing. Oh. I thought you meant like as an NFT. Yeah, please don't screenshot. Damn.

All right. He's doing a whole radio show. This is definitely in someone's fucking basement. Well, that last one is a five. Oh, we're not there yet. Shreveport, great raft brewing for BBQ and happy hour to support Hogs. So he's supporting the charity that isn't going until April. Yeah.

Okay. Well, we appreciate your support. And then the last one is, yeah, like six days New Orleans for end of Mardi Gras, Lundie Gras, then Marching French something. So that actually doesn't say he's doing anything. It just says he's going to be there. That's why it's genius. Oh, I thought that was another surprise.

The whole note's out. Marching quarter. Just to bury those last five days. Yeah. It's going to be a great month. What's Lundy Grow? February has 28 days. Jesus, I'm stupid.

Three to zero. I think Lundy Grow is the end of Mardi Gras. Got it. I don't know. How much do you hate this, Brandon? I don't hate it at all. You're not doing anything. You're kicking back all month. You're fucking putting your feet up all fucking month. I don't hate it at all. What's your schedule?

Release a schedule then. No, I don't hate it. We don't hate it. We should do mandatory schedule releases. We'll do press releases. That's fine. Another great thing about Mincy is he does his schedule not in his calendar app because he doesn't know that it exists until a couple months ago. He does it in

his notes app. Alright, let's cool down buddy who just thought 5G caused cancer a second ago. Fair. Mincy's so dumb. You weren't lied to, you were joked on. What's that Valentine of Sass I put directly on? Yeah, you weren't, I didn't

lie to you, I joked on you. Ben Mintz is more famous than Bruce Valanche. That's a fact. That's a fact. That actually might be a fact. A different L.A., though. Ben Mintz was mobbed at the casino. He literally is the king of the South.

Stop. Stop. Saw it. Stop. Saw it. That casino looked incredible. It was a great casino. Where is Lake Charles? Is it close to New Orleans? Oh, it's close saw it. That casino looked incredible. It was a great casino. Where is Lake Charles?

Is it close to New Orleans? Oh, it's closer to Houston. Most people, yeah. I shouldn't have known that. Fuck. Yeah, it is. Yeah, you've changed. Great casino.

I have. We flew over El Paso the other day. It was beautiful. It is a beautiful city. Rico's back. Oh, yeah. I've just seen him. Saw him walking down he says trigger

he lets you know when he's getting triggered takes three naps a day that's gonna get annoying too cause every time you talk to him he just says trigger well stop triggering him

have you thought of like facial reconstruction surgery you should put together a trigger compilation of him saying it 70 episodes. Triggers. Fuck.

Fuck. What else should we do on season 7? Is it only basketball or like are we gonna cause it's gonna be hard to top a wet wheel and a ping pong ball machine and we shouldn't try to top it. We should be pivoting hard and I think pivoting to basketball is smart but pivoting to something else. Maybe a pivoting episode. I think pivoting to basketball is smart, but pivoting to something else... Hey, are you leaving right now,

Jerry? Jerry's leaving. You gotta go right now? The rest of the day? It's 127. Bro, it's 128, bro. Don't misrepresent the boy, bro. Oh, they're going to Staten Island. Hey, it's okay.

He still mad at you? Gary's mad at you? Interviewing a deli owner. Oh, that's right. They're doing a live muslim line. They're doing a live muslim line somewhere, yeah. Gary's got a new podcast, too. Kyle, throw the ball.

Very inspiring podcast, too. No, we're on. All right, let me show my athleticism. Get it around there. Still hitting my stride as an athlete. Damn. Got it through there. Yeah, he did.

Let me do one lefty catch and then call it a day. Oh, well, Sass had thrown up his left hand before. No, I didn't. Let me just get this. All right. Okay, well, that didn't work. Reset. All right, lefty catch to me.

All right. But it's got to be. I know how to throw a fucking. One of you can do a lefty catch. We get a lefty catch. All right, lefty catch to me. All right. But it's got to be. I know how to throw a fuck. One of you can do a lefty catch. We get a lefty catch. We get a lefty catch. Hand size. Throw a lefty catch here. That ball is so fun, and you can get it if you go to birddogs.com and enter promo code

yak. They get a lefty. They'll throw in a free bird dog. That's a lefty catch. Right. Actually, they're throwing in a beanie this time of year, but it's promo code yak and boom, a free bird dog's beanie with your of year. But it's promo code Yak and Boom. A free bird dog's beanie with your pair of bird dogs.

Stay warm. I points ass in your bird dogs. Get it up. Wait, let me catch it with my feet. Stop throwing it so fucking hard. I bet you I'm better with my feet. All right, catch it with your feet. That's the boy.

God damn. Yes, sir. Maybe this is something. I don't know. Maybe this is something. I don't know. Maybe this is something. A direction I should go. Smoke a goal. Maybe we do a brainstorming Friday. We all bring some tables of what.

You know what? That was a bad throw, and I apologize. Season seven. Yeah. I think I want a mystery. I want a ball to speak. Ball to speak. Maybe throw the balls.

Like a murder mystery? I want a murder mystery. A whom done it? A whom done it. A whom done it? Whom done it. Oh, Matthew Stafford, no look. Yeah, you like that? Whom done it would be crazy.

If we play Clue live on air. Oh, my God. A board game show? A board game show, but it's boring as fuck. Yeah. First one to drop it has to get wet? No, not anything but wet. Imagine listening to a podcast of us playing Twister. Oh, get wet.

Didn't try to catch it, though. Oh, get wet, Nick. What if we're real dry or some shit like that? What if we're a dry show? Naked Twister. Do a naked Twister show. I've never played Kiss Ball out in L.A. Well, Kiss Ball, we could play it anytime.

I like the idea we have the remote aspect now, where you can, one person can do something remote while the show goes on. What do you mean? We can go out and do activities, tasks. I was going to say, you mean just Zoom? We just realized that we can do it Zoom?

Was that what it was? Yeah. I thought you were saying we have some new feature We thought it was Our stupid asses just realized We could zoom into the Fucking show I mean we did treat it

Like it was a very new invention Revolutionary It seemed like it Yeah Friday Let's all bring like Five things What about a talking stick?

Talking stick Oh No a stick that can talk Oh That was the first That was Stub. That was. StubHub Ticketry? Like an F word.

Nick. Yeah. Shut up. Too far. But I didn't say it, though. No. Nick, did you kiss anyone for Valentine's Day from the office? No.

I'm so tired of that. No. No. They said that the guy's Rudy the yeah right please I don't want to do that do what very fucking annoying was being like implicated in that well you it is you I was told it was not yeah it's not I was told it was not Yeah it's not I was told That it was someone else I was told It was actually Blatman Blatman You

And his fat ass His fat ass No it's super cool To see online though All the time Blatman's fat ass Yeah People are loving that

Yeah They're lusting for you though That's cool It's not I think it's just Your Q ratings Is skyrocketing right now And the good's coming with the bad.

Or the bad's coming with the good, I mean. What's the good? You're cranking out great content. And he gets a kiss. Did you really give your jersey to Dio? Yeah. That's good for him. He was there every day.

Yeah, exactly. That's why I did it. You should play kith ball, and the winner gets a kith. Gets a bag that I put in the back of a taxi. Mike Tyson four-ply. Yeah. Kith ball. No more jokes, then, taxi. Mike Tyson four-ply. Yeah. Can't fall. No more jokes, then, about kissing.

No more kissing jokes. One. Done. No more jokes about fucking, though, Brandon. You're always talking about fucking. Always. You're the most public with your fuck life. Mr. Fucking, yep, that's me.

I got no pussy in L.A. None? Oh, dude. Yeah, you did. That's such a lie. Slightly less than that. No, he didn't, because I was right above him. Oh, you were in Pasadena. That was the problem.

You went up to Pasadena for your pussy. Did you say pussy or bussy? Because I know Tim and Kevin were giving that bussy to you. Oh, cut that, dude. The homies. You did fuck men on that trip. And I say that like I'm not even making a joke. You fucked two men on that trip. Many, many, many, many men. Hey, so I'm gonna get my

50 cent on. I'm gonna get my 50 cent on i'm gonna many men and i again you guys are still laughing kyle fucked two men him and evan are the homies you fucked both of you fuck both of them let's just say he drove from chula vista to ckb i don't know we're getting into my room it would be be very funny if Kyle was bisexual and just refused to admit that fucking dudes was anything more than just being homies with them. Yeah. I found out I look homosexual. He kept saying he feels bad that his fans are driving all this way and not getting fucked

by him. My heart went out for them. People were driving such far distances and not getting fucked by any of us. It didn't take them long to get into your room either. It took them like 30 minutes. Mangold was fucking him too though. Yeah, we all fucked him. Mangold definitely was.

Again, I say this with the utmost sincerity. We all fucked a cop on this trip. We should just do a trip where we fuck a fan trip. Yeah. Guy or girl.

Whatever. Yeah, we just fucked a bear. My new doppelganger is a gay European biracial man. Have you seen, yeah. You've got to see New Gay Kyle. You had a couple.

I had three. Yeah, you had three. Fuck, there's NGK. Yeah, an NGK. Can we pull up the newest NGK? I think it's on Yak Twitter maybe. Whoever's running the boards back there. The solely smiling ass.

Solely's just looking at pictures of KB ass naked. Four pictures of KB ass naked. Smiling. I see them on the screen. I'm not even. Yeah. Smiling as he looks at KB naked. Not even cracking jokes.

What if we became a fashion pod, though? Because I feel like KB made some waves in fashion, and it wouldn't hurt all of us to get our game up a little bit. Just get some stylists. I don't want that to be a series where people send me different outfits and I try them on. What should we do to kick off season 7 next Tuesday? I think we should do a

DRIFT. Yeah, I think we should do a draft. Is everyone here? I thought you said DRIFT. I thought we were going to play Mario Kart or some shit like that. Is everyone here? Lost in the ocean. So the plan is next... Oh the ocean. We're in Tuesday. The plan is next. Oh, no, I'm not here Tuesday.

Fuck. Fuck. Tuesday. 22nd, I'm not here. What about that Friday? Should we do a draft that Friday? We'll do a draft that Friday. Wait, isn't Tuesday the basketball game, though?

I'll be back on. We don't know what the basketball game is yet. Okay, okay, okay. I thought. All right, cool, cool. When are you going to be back? I'm just going for the night. Dion's doing a live show for the start of his Coach Prime documentary season two.

So Monday, President's Day, we're not going to have a show, but we're going to have a best of hour of season six. We'll run at 1 o'clock. Fire. It's going to be awesome. Will it be exactly an hour? A little more than an hour? A little less than an hour?

It's up to TJ. I'll do whatever. TJ's on the sticks. What if we get shit-faced for St. Patrick's Day? I think we should. Is that on the table? Is that a preview of our Sass birthday? Yes.

The case race isn't that far away. Season 7 is going to have Sass' 21st birthday. We should get drunk in front of him before we let him get drunk, though. Sass' birthday is March 5th. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Oh. The odds. Oh, yeah. I forgot. The odds.

It might be. Should we do a draft on the Friday? Yeah. I want to make a panini. Maybe we draft something. Whatever we draft. Yeah, panini would be good. We haven't done an old-fashioned eat-gross-shit draft.

Let's have a good draft. Let's have a good draft. Let's have a good draft. Let's have a good draft. Fuck off. We're like G-O-O-D draft. A good draft. A bad draft. A good draft.

Let's treat ourselves one time. No. Ah. All right, we'll have a G-U-D draft. A G-U-D? For paninis. What about something that includes over-the-counter medications as part of the draft or some shit like that?

Like, you have to make your little panini, but you also have to take Zantac or some shit like that. I also think that in season seven, we should have a nut shot wheel. Where we get hit in the nuts? Where we take pictures of our nuts? No, where you're hitting the nuts with the ball, with the bird dog's ball. There's how you get a good one. How does that not work? Bird dog's ball.

I don't want a nut shot. I didn't say it didn't work. You could not get hit. Yeah, you could not. How do dicks and balls remain so un-mamed? People are always brutally injuring their knees, ankles, hips, shoulders. No bone. Faces.

No bone, no joint. It's just flesh. But not even just the bone. Are you talking about the balls? No, no one. Also, more easily protected than the other things, right? Easily. Also, essential to evolution.

Also. How often do you hurt your belly button? Mine are fine. I hurt mine all the time. I accidentally step on it. Oh, I pee on mine every day. Right on them. You pissed all over your dick. No, my balls. I piss on my balls. Oh, yeah, on mine every day. Right on them. You pissed all over your dick.

No, my balls. I piss on my balls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My dick's so small, my balls are so big, I just pee all over my balls. They pool, and then I just dump the pool. That works. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there we go.

Let's bring this back. Look at Fatman's fat ass. Chad. Chad. Yeah. I heard of a guy who had a nut sack so large that he would make cornucopias of it. He would put fruits and vegetables. Is that about your boy? No, not Ruiz.

Ruiz is dying to come on this. Ruiz is real ass, yeah. Ruiz is like a mincey story. You won't believe it until you actually see him in the flesh. Everyone thinks it's fake, but who thinks Mincy's fake? People originally thought when he said he was getting mobbed on Bourbon Street that there was hyperbole involved. We've since realized that there was no hyperbole. He was mobbed in the casino.

Mobbed. Did you see it with your own eyes? I did. Did you put your hand in the wounds? I saw it. By the way, Bird Dogs. Bird Dogs. Go right now.

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I finally got some more right here. I'm going to wear them all the time. I got them on right now. The inner liner makes it so easy you don't even need to wear your own underwear. Yeah, that's right. I love that. You got to wear someone else's, though. Yep.

I ran out of clothes on the L.A. trip on like day four. Not me. I was gone for 10 days just wearing the same shit. I smelled so bad at the end of that trip. Yeah. I was ashamed of myself. Where? You got your jersey?

Yo. Nice. I gave mine to some dude at Trivia. Oh, I gave, yeah, I gave my jersey away at Trivia, too. I think they're currently sniffing it. Oh, yeah, 100%. I smelled good at Trivia. That was day four, so that was right when I was about to run out of clothes.

I was Trivia. Jersey showed up at the YAC the next day. I gave it to the guy. Oh, me. Shout out to the dude who flew from Hawaii. He didn't get fucked. We were talking about that at the dinner. Oh, he did.

He said a dude flew from Hawaii, and Che goes, he flew? I was like, Che, that's the only way you can get here from Hawaii. And, yeah, I'd be shocked by that he came from Hawaii. Some guy also flew from New York. He flew? We taped from New York. He flew? We taped from New York. Right, but we don't do a live show. Yeah, we also have security.

I mean, it would be crazier if it was like a cold weather Super Bowl. Like, flying to L.A., like, it's kind of nice to be in L.A. Yeah. It was nice, yeah. Weather was nice. It was fucking nice. Next year, one of us is going to have to die. I was close I think

Definitely It will be sooner Yeah I can guarantee it Phoenix next year We're going to have to really Oh it's Phoenix Yeah

Riggsie Hello Amongst other things I might be able to get us a plane in Phoenix To fly Yeah just Just keep that in the back of your head Oh yeah

Okay okay Alright we're already planning Super Bowl next year. That would be so sad. We could do parachute wheel. I think one of us should have to walk there. Walking Phoenix. That would actually be awesome. Yeah, one of us has to walk.

That would not be awesome at all. We should start planning that now. There's nothing awesome about that. One of us has to leave in like two months. Let's do two. We should start planning that now. There's nothing awesome about it. One of us has to leave in two months. Let's do two. We'll do a buddy system. Two of us will have to walk to Walking Phoenix. They have to leave in like a month.

No, we should do a relay. Hoboken would be like, this sucks. I would be stoked to do that. We all do a leg. How long would it take? Seven or nine people to get there? How long would it take? Would it take a year?

I don't think it would take a year. I don't think so. Or months. You're stoked if it takes a year? Yeah. I could knock it out and get out of the office for a bit. How many miles can you walk a day? Probably like 20.

But once you get going. You could probably walk 30 a day, right? Yeah, once you get going. America's not downhill left to right. You're not going to pick up speed if you keep going. Oh, you can probably walk 30K, right? Yeah, once you get going. 20? America's not downhill left to right. You're not going to pick up speed if you keep going.

I mean, like, you'll build up stamina. I don't fucking know, dude. Stamina. If you did it, if you did 20 miles a day, it would take you a little over four months.

You'll probably get killed on the interstate in Pennsylvania. Every day, though, you have to do 20 miles. Okay. That would be such good content, though. No one has to walk to theater.

It says 801 hours. That would be awesome. I kind of want it to happen. I know. You could still zoom in for the yak. You could still walk and do your podcasts. Could be some long nights. What about bike?

What about just you can't fly? I think it'd be harder to bike. What? Well, no, because PFT and Billy and crew, Liam and Snapchat Steve, did the drive, so we have to one-up them. What if you could do one day of every type of travel, but none of them flying?

Oh, it's like... You could drive for a day, but you have to make it as far as you can, and then you're walking. It would be impressive if one of us got our pilot's license and flew out there. No, because you can't fly. I'm saying if we could do it, that would be impressive. If one of us became a pilot in the next six months and flew, that would be awesome. Is that even possible? Roan. the dudes in minnesota did it back in 01 i like your idea middle east did it i liked your idea too like

you know when people golf and they're like oh you you can kick this one you can use a baseball bat we'll do that but for getting to phoenix it's like we're prepping a year and we're dude perfecting this thing like swim yes we are right if you swim what if you you swim, what if you put a pool in the back of a truck and you swam while the truck was going? That counts. Could you swim? Actually, it might be stupid. Could you swim to Phoenix from here? Actually, but when you walk, when you get to a bridge, you should have to swim the body of water that the bridge is going over.

Yes. No bridge walking? No bridge walking. No bridge walking. I guess we could just have Sass do the Iron Man. Yeah. That would be actually awesome. I would do it.

Not the Iron Man. Someone should probably jump the Grand Canyon. Yeah. In a rocket. In a rocket. I was saying the same thing. What if one of us got untold riches diamonds and like a treasure chest or some shit like that that would be season seven we have to find treasure yeah but i mean there's no there's

nothing we can't do with this much amount of time and our 10x bracelets yeah you're right a formal who whom done it i think would be really good too like if we came in and like dressed dressed up or whatever and like people had to figure out the because Because there are whodunits that you can even look up online. Can we hire somebody to write a script? That would be very funny. We should absolutely do a Whom Dunnit Day. Let's do it. I want treasure.

I also want to do a Yak Sleepover in season seven. We stream all night. We have games, popcorn, scary movies. Pizza. We all get to fuck Kyle. We can do that without the sleep. Fucking Kyle is one of the easier things to do. You could do it accidentally.

What you gotta say is, hey dude, I'm a sweet dude myself. It's harder to not fuck Kyle. You trip into his holes. Kyle wakes up getting fucked. Every day. Every single day. Dude, it was the last night that we were there,

and me, KB, PFT, and TJ were hanging out by the pool. And KB went to his room, and he was like, man, I just had the worst shit. He's like, I think I should stop doing the fasting and only alcohol diet. Like day seven of us being out there. You did. Did you lose weight out there? No, because

my alcohol intake, I can only get drunk on fruity beverages, which is very high calorie. I'd say you eat in and out once. No, I ate every day. Just at the very end of the day. They went to tacos with us one night. What do you mean your alcohol intake, you can only get drunk on fruity beverages?

What does that mean? How does that work? I can't do like liquor, like straight liquor. Why? Throw up. Oh, you just can't handle it. I don't like the taste. Oh, I see.

He's trying to explain to you guys he's a pussy. I thought he was going the opposite direction and saying that liquor doesn't get him drunk. Only sugar does. I can't swallow it. Only fructose. No beers for you? I can do real strong IPAs, but only like three or four

at a time. The double dog raging bitch is preferable. What about that golden monkey space dust victory? Over that, it's only 8%. Do you do higher than that? I do the 12% double dog raging bitches. You ever do the Mad Elf during Christmas time?

It's like 14. Fuck, find me that. Sex. I'm doing another cleanse. You ever did the What's Up Fellows Mincy? I'm going to start going to the gym when I come back from vacation. Official. Official?

Is this the official announcement? Official announcement. Diet starts next Tuesday? I got on the scale after this trip. It wasn't pretty. I was supposed to lose weight before I went to Mexico. I gained weight. I thought I was going to come back feeling good because we'd be outside so much.

No. Way worse. Way worse. This is the worst I've ever felt. This is every year for Super Bowl week. Super Bowl week, just like, just eat you up and spit you out. Can we do a blind poll? Everyone close their eyes and just raise their hand.

Who had blood in their stool this week? Any point? Any point? And that many people? I don't know if it's from wiping too hard. Blood. Mine is. Seven people?

Or, Sash, you didn't have? No. You didn't have now. I know blood in your stool. No. I thought you said stool in your blood. You don't go hard

enough. It's not. Oh it's just got. He goes to take a shit. It's just so much blood.

He's like wait. Oh no. There's a little poop in there. I got to go to the doctor. He's like what is this poop doing so much blood. He's like, wait, oh, no. There's a little poop in there. I got to go to the doctor. He's like, what is this poop doing in my blood? He bleeds the stool.

I thought you were just loyal to Tal Press. Yeah. Soil. I'm saying I bleed the stools and stools. Fuck yes, bro. I went to Tao with Dave. What? What?

Oh, yeah, because I was there, and then I left. Yeah. I went for, and then I left. Yeah. I went for like 10 minutes, too, but. Did you hang out with the Gronks? Yeah. Very interesting guys. Well, I mean, they're. They're like clones of him.

They're Gronk. The Gronks are very funny. I mean, I know them, kind of, through Barstool and everything, but Gordy came in to this party we're at he's like big cat what's up want to watch me do a muscle chug and he's grabbed a beer he like chugged it and then he's like bro let me get your number like we got to link up i was like all right yeah give me your number he gave me his number i left the party 15 minutes later i get a text it goes big cat what up it It's Gordy. Check out this muscle chug I just did.

And it was just another muscle chug that he had done. He came up to me and just showed me Diplo's Instagram story. He was like, this is me. Was it him? Yeah. That was it. That was our whole conversation. That's pretty cool.

How many gallons of milk did they drink growing up? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I think like one each a day or something. Yeah, they went through 40 gallons of milk a week. Something crazy. Oh, Brandon really hates mince. Now it's getting uncomfortable. Stop bringing him up.

I don't know if he hates mince or everything about mince. Well, I think Dave is giving Mince Brandon's perfect life. Yeah, maybe. But does he not understand that it's Mincy, like it's almost like an accidental genius thing? Wait, hold on. Don't even say it. All right, we're back. Brandon is back.

Super Bowl this week. Brandon, we were just talking about Cody Rhodes potentially going back to the WWE. Yeah, that's crazy. No, no, it's over. We're done talking about that. We're not doing any Super Bowl cleanup here, Brandon. No, we were just talking about Cody Rhodes potentially going back to the WWE. Yeah, that's crazy. No, no, it's over. We're done talking about that. Are we doing any Super Bowl cleanup here, Brandon? No, we were actually doing a debate whether or not you would leave your wife and kids to go to Lundy Gra.

You want to go? You want to go to Lundy Gra? Not really. But I would like to go down south for a month. You just want to look at Mincy and just go, I want your life. No. You would love his life. But you couldn't handle the lows to get the highs.

You couldn't have handled Mincy at rock bottom. Didn't he do a sausage review yesterday? That was his day. He did, yeah. Get that up. The sausage review was good. It was his day. It was two different sausages.

That was Boudin, right? I don't know. I love Boudin. It's a different sausages. It was boudin, right? I don't know. I love boudin. It's a good sausage. A little boudin? A little boudin. A little rice in it? It's great.

I mean, we've put out one yak. We've shown like three or four mince-y videos. Yeah. He's a machine. Content machine. Go check out, tune in to the greatest race in all motorsports, Daytona 500, Sunday, February 20th at 2.30 p.m. all motorsports daytona 500 sunday february 20th at 2 30 p.m eastern on fox daytona 500 this sunday yeah this sunday i'm right blaney

on fox can we see this real quick fuck oh no oh boy oh no no no god damn it wait that's not up that's not up oh yeah oh there it is okay he, yeah. Oh, there it is. Oh, okay. He dove right in, didn't he? He's raw dogging? Yeah. Damn, that's good. Damn, that's good. Wow. Oh, it took his breath away.

Is that a plantain? What is that? It's kind of like sausage, but it's a stuffing with rice and pork and sauce. It's freaking good. I'll ever have boudin. Yeah, I don't know what you're saying. I don't know if my mouth is good. It's like Cthulhu. It's not meant to be said by human tongue.

Oh, there, right there. Yeah. I think it's a French word that he's southernizing. Well, I personally, I guess I'm not as much a traditionalist as the true Cajuns of South Louisiana. I actually like the Pepper Jack one more. See, outside of like a Home Depot. This looks like a rough and rowdy fight preview. I'm going to eat your cock.

I want to call out the cock stuffer. I'm doing a little peer for breakfast. Call out the cock stuffer from Morgantown, West Virginia. I'm coming for you. I'm going to eat your cock on February 24th. We need a cock sucker. Wait, there is one. Yeah, right there.

He's like, I'm going to do this. First round. Cock eating. Whoa. Big old bite. What, did he get three inches in? Damn. Too much teeth. No gag bite. Jesus Christ. What, did he get three inches in? God damn. Too much teeth.

No gag reflex on my boy. Yo, my boy. That is a wicked move. Ashkash of the cell. Is there like a napkin? Is there any holder? Or do you just have to hold on to it? Yeah.

Yo. Yo. Pause, bro. Pause it. The fuck? I would have eaten mine corn on the cob style. I didn't mind how Hank eats a hoagie, just so I couldn't get screenshotted like that. How well did you get to enjoy any of the delicacies of Cincinnati when you were there, boys?

Nope. No, no. Stayed in the hotel. Did you meet up with Run Link Game with Slim Jesus? No. I was holding it down in Hamilton. We didn't even make it out to H-Town, bro. It was fucking whack.

My sister out there with you? I learned that she's lived many lives before Barstool. They make it seem like she was just plucked off the farm. That's the narrative you give. She lived in this place and that place. I don't want to tell her story. It's her story to tell.

She was going around, like, asking people to sign the, what is it? Release forms. Release forms. And, like, one group of people, they were, like, so drunk, and it was, like, two girls and a guy, and she's like, could you guys sign this? Like, it's for Barstool.

And they were like, oh, my God, we're going to be on Barstool? And they, like, fell to their knees and were, like, crying and, like, hugging going to be on barstool and they like fell to their knees and were like crying and like hugging each other. Did they make the video? No. Yeah, no, it was the guy who had the white on the side of his lips. Oh, it was? Yeah. His milky substance was out of this world. Yeah, it was, and he was just he had only been made fun of

and he was so excited to be on the video. He broke down. It was crazy. Truly incredible. It was like one of those videos of like a deaf person hearing for the first time. Yeah, they got the colorblind to be on the video. It broke down. It was crazy. Truly incredible. It was like one of those videos of like a deaf person hearing for the first time. Yeah. They got the colorblind glasses.

Yeah, yeah. Did you guys, did you guys watch at a bar? We watched at the hotel. The hotel bar. Could you hear just the streets? Yeah, I mean, beforehand,

it was going fucking wild. People were revved up. And even at the hotel bar, it was going crazy. We were just screaming, screaming the whole time. It was going to be so fucking fun if they won. People were revved up. Even at the hotel bar, it was just screaming the whole time. It was going to be so fucking fun if they won. People were really excited.

They actually lost the game. I don't know if you guys caught wind. They're doing a parade? They said that the guy might have just been... He was an elder statesman of the town, but I don't know if he was speaking out of turn. He said they were definitely going to have a parade for this. How do you know he was the elder statesman of the town?

He carried himself, though. It was like tribal tattoos. He had a fucking large staff. That's going to be worth something one day. You're going to have to be a kid in Africa to get that. Yeah. Conference chance. He looks South African.

That Johannesburg drip. We should go to South Africa, bro Whodunit to When is our draft? Is it this Friday? Is it this Friday? No, Big Cat's out next We should do an international, Yak I don't know where we would do it

Hawaii? Canada, probably Niagara Falls Made of the Mist Hawaii? Hawaii Let's have a couple Howleys like us.

Yeah. We're not to Hawaii. So we got some good things that we're going to do a basketball episode. We're going to do a draft next Friday. We're going to do

a whodunit. We do the autobiography of Grandin. Oh, yeah. That shit is. I can't say what she's done before, right? I don't know.

It's her story to tell. We don't't know. It's her story to tell. We didn't do that. It's her story to tell. It's her story to tell. Yeah, we don't need to do that. Tommy Walker Day? Well, that's not... I don't know if that's in season seven,

the way the seasons are going so quickly. There has to be one every season. It's like a paintball episode in Community. We'll bring him in season seven. I don't know if it'll be Tommy Walker. Tommy Walker Day's in July. I think season seven's going to last for like five years. Five years, yeah. A lost season seven is going to last for like five years. A couple years, yeah.

A lost season. Just keep it going. Why'd that clock go off? We lost the clock. I've seen that before. So we're going to do paninis next Friday? We have to do some sort of hot sandwich. I like that.

I'd like to boil something. Oh, Nick. You want to boil? No, you don't want to boil. We don't have the capability to boil. How are we boiling? Oh, we could boil. How?

We could figure out how to boil. Stew? Oh, Steven, we need to go bowling. Yes. Boys, some people have to do other things as well. Including me. Including me. So the things that we couldn't do in L.A.

That we're... What's up with your voice? I don't know. I'm sleepy, man. I'm on edge. Yeah, I'm really tired. This could have been our nap show right here. I know.

Missed an opportunity. I'm glad Big Cat's... I'm glad you're going on vacation. Yeah. You deserve it. You worked your ass off this football season. Give it up in the chat. 10x in the chat for Big Cat this football season.

My problem is I'm – Can we actually get the schedule of your vacation? Yeah, it's not going to really be a vacation because I'm going to – Oh, come on. Well, no, I'm going on vacation. It's me and my wife and three of our – three other couples from Chicago to go into Mexico. I'm just going to get drunk the whole time with my friends. Yeah, you have to. It's not a vacation. No, I'm going to come back way more like – You're going to Mexico, I'm just going to get drunk the whole time with my friends. Yeah, you have to.

It's not a vacation. No, I'm going to come back way more like... You're going to come back tired. Hungover, yeah, everything. You'll be 10? I'm going to get drunk in the Mexican sun. That's going to be awesome. You've got to get a braid in your hair or some shit or some beads.

I'm going to do it all. Get some beads. Try to hang out with the cartel. Yeah, you should. Oh, you'll find the cartel easily You gotta go to one of those Drug stores Bro

Bring back a bunch of Bring back a gang of stuff From those drug stores dude Yeah Check those drug stores You should bring Kyle Kyle's a guy Who I could for sure get like

If I brought you with me to Mexico We could We could get you in the In and out of the cartel In a week I would love that Kyle's cartel week Cartel for the day

Cartel week with Kyle Bauer. Did we find the new gay Kyle? I need you guys to see it. Yeah, I want to see it. It's not that similar. It's identical. It's on KB's Instagram. Their vibes are...

Short guy holding hands with a tall girl looks a lot more like me from the bike. I don't know, man. This guy gives off your energy. Where is it? Did Anus tweet it? Did Yak tweet it? Anus did. You heard the man, Teej.

Teej, how's the tattoo healing? Same to Che. Good little peely today, but... Little peely. Peely. Peely. Has your wife looked at you in the eyes, Steven? Yeah, all the time.

Oh, my God. A new gay Kyle. It's... Wait. Wait. That's actually not you. When you posted that, I thought it was you. So many people thought it was me.

I was like, wow, Kyle's really dressed like a fool first day back in New York. You said French? I think he's like a yeah It might be Puerto Rican You look hot Not in that picture Yeah you do No that's a bad look for me

That's the best picture you've ever taken Oh I like his face Because he's got a double chin And you would never eat food He's got big shoulders for his size Tall as fuck Their shoulders He's got big shoulders for his size. Tall as fuck. Their shoulders. He's taller than you.

Let's see his bag real quick. I want to see that bag. What you got in that bag? Oh, yeah. Look at that bag. And those pants. What is that? Are they leather?

Why is it past his heel? Why are his lookouts? He's tripping on his pants. His ankles? Yeah. Leather pants kind of so much material.

I don't think he has a left leg. I don't think he does either. He might have a prosthetic. I think you're right. I think it's just air.

I don't think the video of the guy popping off his leg at the bar and everyone was dancing around it. Okay, I think we're over that now.

Keep that shit on. That's how Steve will do it. Disgust me. Does he have a prosthetic? No, his first viral video, though, like his biggest one was choking out of somebody's. At like a no-grill party. That's right.

They were like, you have to join. That's right. What you showed here tonight, you definitely full send. Noak's got talent scouts. They got like advanced scouts. They're the homies and I heard they fuck with us.

Yeah, no, I met Steve will do it at Dan Bilzerian's house. That's a real sentence. That must have been awesome. It's a real sentence. Dan Bilzerian's the goat. Steve will do it

and Kelly in Vegas got to link up like a sentence fragment name. Link up. Make a money. Hers is a full sentence. So Steve will do it as a full sentence. I guess they all are.

Ellie is a verb. Ellie and Vegas isn't. No. JJ from the Bronx. I want a name like that. We hung out with the money makers this weekend. Sass and West Village. It was a lot.

West Village, Sass. We had a great time with the money makers. Oh, I added Dave to the Yak bio. Oh, nice. Done, yeah. Once a month. TJ, I just sent you that video of the dudes dancing around the prosthetic. They got a choreographed thing.

I wouldn't really show it unless it was choreographed. The dudes, fuck them. I think we all need sentence fragment names to take this show to the next level. Season 7? Yeah. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank.

He brought in the leftovers of the Super Bowl sandwich. It's all in the kitchen. Nick, you should be... Wasn't the Super Bowl on Sunday? Nick just can't. Nick will fuck it. Wasn't the Super Bowl Sunday? Yeah.

Wait, what is going on? Hey, have you seen more? Did you still suck? Oh, yeah. Always. Wait, what is going on? Hey, you still suck? Oh, yeah. Oh, KB's kind of got one on. This is actually an ancient ritual. That's a... Is he playing guitar with it? They both are.

His leg is kind of all there, besides the ankle. Yeah, go. I got to take a piss, too. Let's end the show. Okay. Is that cool? Oh, yeah. You guys want to do it, too. Let's end the show. Okay. Is that cool? Oh, yeah. You guys want to do it?

You want to keep going? Yep. You guys can keep going. I don't know. We'll be back. Oh, wait. It's the end of your season. Yeah.

We'll be back on Tuesday. Let's go. Thank you, Big Cat. I'm going to have for Big Cat. Season seven is going to be a fucking banger. Put yourself on the back. Salute. Season eight, we're doing a draft on Friday.

That's right. And we're here on Friday? Yes. Thank you. Not this Friday.'re doing a draft on Friday. That's right. And we're here on Friday? Yes. Thank you. Not this Friday. Commemorative coins as well. What? We're doing a commemorative coin for season six.

Oh, yeah. I'm actually working on that so people can buy a commemorative coin for season six. And those will appreciate in value. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. See you guys. We'll be right back. Bye. Thank you.