The Yak - Dinner with White Sox Dave is Inevitable | The Yak 11-22-24

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. It's the Yak. It's the Yak. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Robak.com promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, Robak.com promo code Yak. It's Friday.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Yay, yay. Hell, fucking yeah, man. I got something I gotta say. Oh, boy. It's something I gotta say. Oh boy. Oh shit It's a good and a bad Way of the world. What's the yin and a yang? What's the game theory say on a good news bad news you go you a good news first you go bad news I give me the bad news let it bad news does the bad news
Starting point is 00:01:00 Come with the good same news you separate I'll do the good news first. Oh no. Oh, the bad's bad. The bad must be really bad. The bad must be really fucking bad. No, the bad's not that bad. The good news is, Kate, you made me laugh very hard
Starting point is 00:01:14 yesterday with that tweet. Well, I mean, the bad news is coming to you too, Kate. Oh no. Yeah. This was... I watched this 100 times You're wearing that sweatshirt too Hubby bear made that their profile picture
Starting point is 00:01:37 I was walking through the gym to the YAC. I looked over like what the hell Doing all the women's merch. No, I missed the memo So funny And the bad news is you're, I'm now mad at you. Fuck, what, what? I caught you in the kitchen this morning apologizing to Mincy. Oh, yes. Thank God, you son of a bitch. I know.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Well, he's taking heat now. Apparently he got... No, fuck that. He deserves heat. And he also, he was trying to say he was taking... Mincy has made Bryce Underwood's flip from LSU to Michigan, and Minzy has somehow made that flip about him.
Starting point is 00:02:11 He's made it about himself. How? I don't know. He's like, I'm getting heat because all the LSU fans are saying Dave paid for him, and it's just like. He did say that. Kate, I'm mad at you.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Yes. I'm mad now. Why did you apologize to him? People's taking people are in the comments like going up there like He's got a fire and blah blah. I'm like, okay. Well, they don't have to fire him. I mean very relaxed, but You don't apologize to him. Don't apologize. I I think you got to take it back. Okay, I'll apologize Afterwards over no no no, I think you're gonna have to take it back on a spike. I apologize for taking the apology back Yeah, we got a yeah, I can't make you like hey that apology earlier Afterwards I'll know no no no I think you're gonna have to take it back on a spike I apologize for taking the apology back Yeah, we got a yeah, I can and they'd be like hey that apology earlier. I forgot to say psych. Yeah, okay, all right
Starting point is 00:02:51 So put spy cam Yeah, I want you to go up and just be like hey Apology not accept. Yeah, no wait Apology and I'm sorry, but I I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. It's so confusing how to phrase this because you were never supposed to apologize. Kate. Who the fuck do you want?
Starting point is 00:03:14 Will you allow her to do the sorry, not sorry? Will you allow her to apologize and say sorry that I apologized because I didn't mean to? Is that okay? Did he ask for the apology? No, I had a couple of drinks last I went to out and about live show here I had a couple drinks and then I was like in the cab on the way back looking at people yell And I was like my heart was like oh no my god. I feel bad I got to see him tomorrow in person and now all this I was like stressing about it
Starting point is 00:03:37 I was like do you think he feels anything from that correct? No, that's a great You know how she doesn't take damage mince doesn't get close to that. Yeah, but it was just shocking. I was literally, I walked in like maybe 10 minutes ago, and I was just getting, you know, I was doing my thing in the kitchen, eating some Swedish fish, drinking some water, just doing my healthy thing, get my health on. And I overheard.
Starting point is 00:04:00 She was like, I'm really sorry about that. Mintz was like, ah, all right, I'm just getting hell on line. I was like, what just happened sorry about that. Minzy's like, ah, all right, I'm just getting hell on line. I was like, what just happened? What the fuck just happened? So when you do that and he responds in his fake acting character because he thinks you're kidding, you have to explain to him why you're taking back the apology.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Actually, I want you to say you're dead to me. Just be like, do you know why I'm mad at you? Yeah, actually, really get it out of him. I think he would give me an answer. I think he would say what I wanted to hear, probably. And then when he says, I'm sorry, ask him what he's sorry for specifically. And then make him answer.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I wanna hear him. Yeah. Guys, please don't do that. Because he doesn't, just be like, and can you just tell me, just briefly, I don't wanna take up all your time, your valuable time, why don't want to take up all your time, your valuable time, why don't you respect me?
Starting point is 00:04:48 This unfortunately is a punishment for Kate now. I know. I've got to rethink this. He'll know that the yak is on. He'll know that the game is out. That we're talking about him. Yeah. All we can talk about.
Starting point is 00:04:59 All you have to do is go up and just say, hey, remember that apology? It's been taken back. It's been taken back and you're dead to me. I regret apologizing to you this morning Okay, I really do now. I truly do. Yeah Okay, I just was shocked when I heard it. Okay, we can't do this. I was like stressing again We have a ladder You're way higher. You had a huge breakthrough yesterday. I know I did it all this morning
Starting point is 00:05:24 You were a hard ass for like two seconds. And it felt good. Yes, because you were good. It felt good. You were wrong. Man. You were wrong. You were rightfully angry.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah. In the moment, it felt good. That's OK. No! No! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:05:40 No! No! No! No! God damn it! That's OK. I had a great ton of Lady Yakkers at the show. At Out and About? I Had a great time like ton of lady yackers at the show It heard me talking about women
Starting point is 00:06:00 What happened and I'm getting F's Nefs oh Okay, the polygraphs TJ for the us sorry about that happening well, let's set up spy cam Okay, who am I sending it to Kate or are we have it's kind of suspicious if somebody falls Yeah, we have to have Kate and do you have a front pocket Kate I? Mean you could have a drone flying behind her mincy wouldn't know yeah I think I do actually I camera guy from slightly afar. He won't notice This would probably be perfect How do I do it? Oh, oh we're back is it back now? No That's why I just do this
Starting point is 00:06:40 Okay, I Gotta install the app thanks don't just cover it when this happens they stop talking or they just say slurs yeah slurs yes why does this keep Hmm. What are you saying? Nothing. Are you saying anything, Jay? I don't know. Jay's trying on new sunglasses. See? Yikes. Well, don't do it right now. Don't do it right now. Oh no. Just with fellas? Jay, no. Someone actually... Do you guys not like these? These are my real sunglasses. Do it on the show. Do it on the show do it on the show What are we doing? Take them off some fun
Starting point is 00:07:34 Why would we stop that fun oh that reminds me no no Jay Jay TJ what is going on? They're working on it. Who's they? Stephanie. Stefan, what a dick. Stephanie? No, I know, I said Stefan. Yeah, this goes up to the top.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Oh, I'm, hmm. What? Nothing. What? Not for on air. What? Stefan just made me mad yesterday. Stefan just made me mad yesterday
Starting point is 00:08:10 Well, it sucks Can they hear us but not see us? No streams frozen what who's it on and do they look good? It's on big cat in KB. Okay Kate that might be obvious. I know Maybe just don't even we don't even have to have him in we just need to hear him I'll be holding your camera. Maybe if you get a non yak social guy Or walk up like you're on the phone or mincy after this call. Can I like talk to you for one second? Just like okay. No, it's fine now So act like you're yeah, that could work. Okay know it's fine now so act like you're out yeah that could work okay okay can you connect to the audio on the zoom oh yeah but then isn't that are you gonna be
Starting point is 00:08:55 like are we gonna for the shoe okay hello can you hear me now? Yeah, just turn your volume on your phone all the way down so you don't pick up us talking. And you can probably flip it so it's just your outside camera. The volume cannot be lower. And what was the other thing you said? Like you can flip your camera around so you can put your phone in your pocket maybe a little bit more naturally so he can't see himself.
Starting point is 00:09:29 How do I flip it? Oh, I see it. Sounds like the pocket of Zara's back. Unfortunately. Whoa! I don't think he will notice that. No he won't. Okay. Does that, are you, can you see her? What's that noise?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah, we're seeing we're seeing out like we would see mincy. Do you think it work here? Yeah? Okay, oh my god, we're testing something testing something? All right. Are we back? Hold on, hold on. They're saying back. Hot mic, hold on. Hot mic, hot mic.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Hot mic, I can hear Titus. Cross the arms. All right, who won the slur off? You dropped that one at the end. Yeah, oh, are we back? Are we back? We're back. We're back.
Starting point is 00:10:23 That's everyone's tweet stream again. Are we back? Press super. Everyone, thumbs up if we're back. Thumbs up if we're back thumbs up over back, please in the channel not us yes Back back hot Mike Mike streaming safe a brand slur Minty said it again TJ meat reveal just like They always did they do that a lot do a lot of yeah show hogs since we had 20 P and DC on they want My hog alright thumbs up. We're back alright. Sorry about that everyone. We're back TJ. Is your dick lost weight Like I was I've been thinking that for a long time
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like I was I've been thinking that for a long time Oh, that's I feel like it. I feel like I probably gained about an emotional inch and a half The area around it is smaller therefore yeah, it fucks way bigger than it looks perspective wise there we go It's like shaving your pubes. Yes. Yeah That's cool. Yeah, congratulations. That's really cool. Thanks. Thanks What if someone was like like you see someone on a treadmill every day, and then they're just like oh yeah You're getting in shape like like what you got kids. You know your heart. You know cholesterol. No, no I just want my dick to look big emotional emotionally That's my only motivation to this free up some real estate around my penis
Starting point is 00:11:44 All the whole like live longer and be healthy. That's a side effect bigger penis She's what door Sitting on the toilet Kate are you get out of there Kate Kate she's got her jeans on This is she's trying to distract She's having diarrhea she can't just go in a funny girl mode We might see me just walking in there. She should be mad. She's a sad clown right now. She's trying to she's trying to you know honk her nose
Starting point is 00:12:28 Do they do that I think so Forgot about that yeah mincy. I'm so sorry walk walk Hey, just trying to honk her nose right now, so we forget about what she has to do okay? There's he's usually right behind this Sorry can I talk to you for one more second? I'm sorry. Oh, no. Stop saying sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:50 That was two eyes arms. Oh, shit. This is actually awkward now. Oh, she's bringing them in here. Yeah. You don't need me. Oh, I'm not going to apologize to you again. I actually have been thinking about it. I'm
Starting point is 00:13:08 I'm not sorry and you're dead to me. Oh Yes, there it is bang he's gonna realize it's a joke She couldn't do it. Oh What happened? That's right. Oh now. I'm back. Okay. Okay. That's good. Was that calling? What happened? I caught me on your Big Minsky pour coffee on his head now I feel even worse apologize to him!
Starting point is 00:13:45 Apologize to me! Did Kate think it was water and pour coffee on it? What happened? Kate, apologize to him right now! Kate, you gotta say sorry! What just happened? I have no idea! I'm so confused!
Starting point is 00:13:58 What happened? The video skipped and we missed everything. The video paused for a second and he was covered in coffee. Did Kate grab his cup or did he do that himself? Did she think it was water? Oh my god, what is going on? Oh, Kate's mean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:13 We might have fired Kate. Yeah, she's in trouble now. Oh, look. This is her worst night. The one time she stood up for herself and she completely backfired he looked... oh no! what just happened? what just happened?
Starting point is 00:14:35 I beat his ass but did he spill the coffee on himself? literally I was like I'm gonna hate you pretend whatever I did this thing to him and then he looked at me and he just went, he just dumped it all over. He spilled it all over himself? Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:51 No, that was me, I did that too. Okay. It was boiling hot. That's crazy that he poured coffee on himself. Yeah, that is crazy. He also dumped it all over, it looks like Chaps' stuff. I believe there's zero effort to clean that up. I think he just like walked right out.
Starting point is 00:15:06 You're gonna have to apologize to Chaps now. I know, this is getting really complicated. Fuck. Can we see that picture again of him with the coffee on him? Just all over. So he dumped coffee on himself? Did you hear what he said when we first walked in the room though?
Starting point is 00:15:19 You don't have to apologize to me again. Oh my God. That was the worst thing. Oh, that's nice of him. That was nice of him. I love you, Min. No. Oh, you don't I don't hate Stay strong That was chaotic That's crazy, I don't know how it happened.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It happened almost in an instant. Look at how much coffee he has on him. Oh, now I'm back! Look at all the coffee on the jean jacket, the backpack. Oh man. What happened? I don't know, he went over there. Is he going to clean that up? No, no, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I'm going to text him. That's what I'm saying, when he does realize it's a joke, no, I don't think so. I'm gonna text him He's good. That's what I'm saying when he does realize it's a joke He goes insane in his brain and he just acts too hard. He definitely didn't realize it was a joke of it He didn't realize that the camera I think or no, I don't think he it took him a minute All right, well there we have it that resolved something that was that was punishment for you more than anything Yeah, cuz the first thing you said when you walked up to him was like, I'm sorry. I need you one more time. I know It's it's ingrained in me. Yeah my DNA Sorry strand you guys see the fights thing
Starting point is 00:16:38 Yeah, yes, that was crazy. That was good 30 It took him 30 minutes that you guys saw the smokey kitchen, how they cooked, Frank, the tank of them cooked in his kitchen. I guess they just left. They didn't clean anything. They just left everything out. I think Frank was like, time to go.
Starting point is 00:16:51 We need to go. He came home to just a messy kitchen. He said it took him like 30 minutes to clean it up. That's wild. Fucking bullshit. Wild. Yeah. Wild.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Jenks apologized. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure Jenks was. I mean, Jenks is probably distra apologized. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure Jenks was... I mean, Jenks is probably like distraught. Yeah. Wild. Alright, so it's Friday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Well, you have to send people to dinner with White Star's Dave? Oh yeah! Let's get Dave down here. Let's get Dave down here. Oh, it'll probably be dinner with me. Yeah. Well, we're gonna spin the wheel actually Yeah, I'll just meet him at the concert. Oh, you guys are going to a concert. Yeah, what concert story so far? He's fun to go to a con yeah
Starting point is 00:17:35 Where's that? Aragon ballroom? Oh, yeah, that's nice place. You've been to concerts with them. Yeah, conscious by the campfire Oh, yeah, He made you sing. He did. A little after show. That's right. Huh? Good rhythm. He knows rhythm, that guy.
Starting point is 00:17:52 We went to see The Strokes. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Uh huh. I told Mincy to clean up the coffee. He thumbs up it. Okay, cool. He probably thinks you mean the coffee
Starting point is 00:18:03 he spilled on himself. Yeah. He's in the bathroom a spilled on himself yeah I guess I'll bathe how's everyone doing Friday good Friday I just I just gotta say the Fred Smith was my favorite thing that ever ever good god he's the best guest we've ever had yeah I want to hire him for 15 minutes it was I want you to hire him It was it was it was the best that Randy you need another show. Yeah, I do well. I'd quit that bullshit mostly for a French move right now. I wouldn't blame you That pumpkin rant was just yeah off the dome. That was better than any stand up. I've heard Yeah, he had a stand-up special level response for every yeah I feel like you thought like you have to retire the pumpkin pie thing now.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Yeah. You gotta go out on top. That was the peak. Because I was trying to set up Brandon and have to do it in front of Fred and then Fred was like, I got this. I got a pumpkin thing. Yeah, give me the ball. Hippo food was. I got a pumpkin thing. It's so accurate. I saw a deer in the forest. He didn't even like pumpkin. Like what? I believe him. He wasn't the one who brought up pumpkin no we had that ready Yeah, you just give him a word and he's like, all right. I got thought what do you say? Any place worth going is gonna come with a little pink eye. Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:16 Wise words, that's it. I've been fighting five years that star full pink I think and the right on me the whole time. Yeah, it's not worth going if you if there isn't a little thread of pink eye involved. It's a fact. Yeah, go to Amsterdam with your buddies. You're gonna come back with pink eye. Tiny bit. Just a little bit. Yeah. Fuck. Fred is a legend. He was awesome. Yeah, we gotta I don't know how I don't know what he's doing right now. I think he does commander stuff like pre and post game. Well, he could easily. The misuse of his talents. Easily slide into the fourth chair on more cowbell,
Starting point is 00:19:51 no problem. Who's a fourth chair? So you got a third? Maybe third, I didn't have to see if it worked out, but yeah, I was just gonna kinda keep that open. All right, White Sox Dave said he needs 15, he's doing turkey stuff with Donnie right now Your nose will nag me
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Starting point is 00:21:00 Like is that the same with White Sox Dave fixing his hair? hair no cuz I think it's gonna be funny knowing that it's fake They're gonna come back looking considerably better, and we're gonna be pissed about that. They're gonna look bad for a while It takes a year a long time. Yeah, they're gonna look like mutants for the upkeep All right saying and the top of their heads will be very swollen for a few All right, that's some that's important scabby and swollen yeah gross to look at and then apparently the upkeep is like you have to like do an oil You can't wear like can you wear hats? I don't fuck that up. Yeah, these guys are Yeah, so can we add can we add oil scalp to the wheel? Fucking God
Starting point is 00:21:41 Willie's when I see that and yeah all those little holes It gives me like the willies when I see that. All those little holes. Is there a chance one of them chickens out? Like are they going one at a time? You think Eddie will? And then if one of them comes out? Wait, Eddie doesn't need new hair. I know. Being precautionary, he's got a little crown going. If anyone's a chicken out, it's him for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:57 There are a lot of bad stories swirling around now. Maybe we're just seeing them because the trip is imminent. Just bad stories in general like about the turkey Trip like people going to Turkey and I didn't know that guy died guy died on the plane Come was he coming back for my hair transplant. He must have been Right I'd still jerk off on that plane though Bust a nut yeah, it'll all be worth it for that picture of all of them wrapped up on the plane right back. Yeah, some woman died not too long ago getting a procedure I think in Turkey. They can't wear hats too right like they have to for a while. They have to buzz before it too.
Starting point is 00:22:36 I would love to see we should buzz him on the show. One of them dying would be bad, but It'd be bad for them. It would be a good storyline. Yeah be make some sure that video would get a lot of views yeah Yeah, I don't want any of them to die. I want that on the record It'd be a highly anticipated episode of the yak for sure yes like if news gets out that they die I can't wait to see what the yak Can't wait to see the yak be like remorseful for two minutes It would be two minutes of grief Okay would be like Rudy Junda more like Rudy under
Starting point is 00:23:23 Sorry Kate I got hacked into your notes. Eddie more like Daddy. There it is. There it is. See, now, as you guys are riffing like that, I'm like, if someone, people are gonna post that clip. Yeah. This clip?
Starting point is 00:23:38 Yes. I'm glad they're dead. I'm fine with that. Okay. They should do like a Dead Man podcast before. Ooh. Ah. And then we don't release.
Starting point is 00:23:50 It's never been done. If you're listening to this, we're dead. One of us is dead. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah, really cool. And we don't know who it is. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Last PMT should come out 30 years after the show's over. Yeah. We've done that before where we've gone places and we're like, we don't know, you know, we're just gonna tape this and we'll see. It's, I- Who's the, TJ's the double rainbow guy did that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Yeah. And I know Mr. Beast has that like ready to go already so that if he dies mysteriously or something, he has videos for like years. Who cares? Oh, he cares. He's got a business of everything to him. Are you sitting on any episodes? No, I want to do that though when we interviewed Tommy Lasorda
Starting point is 00:24:29 We had a debate whether we should sit on it knowing that he was gonna die. And wait for him to die? Yeah, be kind of badass. Whoa. The unreleased Tommy Lasorda tapes. That would be. Should we do an episode of the act? A dead episode? We should. We should have one in case the only way It's ever released is when one of us dies. Yeah, as I record it. We obviously don't know no we should know We should do an episode. We should do an episode where it doesn't get released till there's one person still alive. Oh They get the last person last drive. Yeah, I'll upload it. We know the first one to die is who's the last person here to die I think it's a cherry. Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:07 Chase gonna live to like a hundred and forty. Yeah Like this half Asian man. What's the key to life? The line your wife's honey on the table. Yeah. Oh Man, that was a debate. I've just had I opted out before you get out Yeah, dude. The public is split. Wait, what is this? He started explaining it last night. I was like, I'm out. He's like, no, no, no. Hear me. I was like, no, no, I'm out. This one's not worth it. Yeah, you can hear it. You can hear it, but if you want to be out, I would, I would tell you right now. I made the right choice. I should be out. You should just say you're out. You should opt out. I'm going
Starting point is 00:25:44 to opt out. Go ahead and opt out. Anyone else want to opt out? Hypothetically. I should be out. You should just say you're out. You should opt out. I'm gonna opt out Anyone else went out out hypothetically I will opt in I'm in for men. I reserved the right to opt out. No Titus you're out. I'm out Have at it boys All right He's got you guys are I bet they glee if you're out to eat and you're significant or other orders tea and it comes with Honey on the side, is it okay to just eat the honey solo once they're done using it for the tea, of course?
Starting point is 00:26:09 Ooh. Is it a hypothetical if it's actually something you're showing happening? It's happening right there. It's like. Look at the poll results, poll results are crazy. I say once she has gotten her fill of the honey for her drink, the honey's up for grabs for you.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I think so too. I felt kind of weird eating just straight honey out of the thing because that wasn't the intention of the honey. That's a little... What? Yeah, there's a little guilt. Yeah. There's a little guilt.
Starting point is 00:26:37 So you're using the restaurant's intentions for the honey as a moral guide? Well, they started taking the stuff away and then they took the dish that the honey as a moral guide? Well, they started taking the stuff away, and then they took the dish that the honey was on, but they left the honey, so I was like, shit, they just saw me eating that. And then I felt a little bit guilty, so I wasn't supposed to do that. They saw you eating it, and they're like,
Starting point is 00:26:55 okay, cool, he's eating the honey, I'll get it later, not a problem. I mean, honey's good. Well, if a restaurant has ketchup on the table, and I just picked it up and started going to town. That's a little weird. They'd be pissed right? I don't know. Were you sipping it or by the spoonful? Spoonful. I don't know. You're sure your wife was done with the honey? Yeah. No I asked. I don't think that man. I think just eating the honey is...
Starting point is 00:27:19 It's a weird move for sure. If you were at a table that ordered something that came with honey and honey was on your table and you want to eat it eat it did you pay for it che it was included in the tea six dollar tea you just crazy it's hot water dude that's a good point but it has honey with it but yeah what I don't know, America is divided. I don't think that's America. I don't know that your Twitter followers constitute America. What did your wife think?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Was she like, why are you doing that? Or was she like, eh? She's seen worse. Okay. Such an ass? She's seen you eat worse food, more honey. She's seen more. I've eaten more honey he's winning the
Starting point is 00:28:08 food mark stop laughing you're out you're out I shouldn't have set this well yeah that's a tough one I don't know the correct answer it seems like the studio is divided too, so maybe Maybe and I might be going out on a limb Who gives a fuck? Yes, okay, that's the thing is why would people vote if they didn't give a fuck fair enough see the result How many votes do we have there? 1700 something god damn razor thin. Well I don't know if America's divided. I mean I
Starting point is 00:28:51 probably eat the food on my plate first before be like oh I gotta have this honey. Eating honey that's like a you got to be in a survival situation. Right. Honey is delicious. How about a dinner like when you're about to get the best foods? It was like, tea was like the end, so the dinner was over. Wait a second, honey was the last thing you did at that table? That was dessert? Ah! Fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:15 It was after dessert. You got about one more goddamn time, Titus. Fuck! The honey was the dessert. Well, the tea was like the after thing, and I didn't have any dessert and then... Yeah, but you did have dessert. The honey was your dessert. I guess technically you're correct. What was the restaurant?
Starting point is 00:29:33 Girl and the Goat. Let's call them. Oh, that's a nice restaurant. I don't believe they open till four or something. Let me check. Sometimes they have people there. What are we calling them for? Let's see if it's okay to eat the honey.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Does anyone have a chef friend to eat the honey. Oh. Does anyone have a chef friend? Chef Donny, I think. Yeah. They're not open now. He's busy for Dave. Yeah. All right, we gotta get to the bottom of that.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Open at 430. He's doing turkey things. He's so funny. All right, moving on. Titus, back in. All right, I'm back as well. I feel very confident in my decision to sit out there. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:30:06 There was no grand takeaway. There was nothing. There was nothing behind that. It was like a good Paul Razor Thin. Razor Thin. Jay, you wanted to show us your glasses? Your new glasses? So no, we are off air.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I was just kind of goofing with my buddies. I brought, I wanted to bring, I'm wearing my contacts today because we're gonna hoop after. And I wanted to put on my regular glasses. I took out the wrong case, so I had my sunglasses out. So I just wanted to get, see what pulled out of my shades. Those are the transition lens? No, these are just sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Wow. Okay, turn your head. What do you think? Pretty cool, smile. Isn't that cool? Jay, did you get in a car accident yesterday? Probably. I don't think so. Why?
Starting point is 00:30:54 You don't think so. What? You don't know the answer to that? I don't- Why do you have to know? That's a definitive. No, I didn't. Spider started a rumor that you did. Don't believe that guy.
Starting point is 00:31:03 There was a buzz around the office. Hank rear-ended truck nuts. Yeah, Hank did get in a Fender vendor he actually hit truck. He hit the nuts What's truck nuts the nuts that you hang on the back of a truck he actually I don't know There's a thing like that comes off a truck that just crushed his grill and like did nothing to the truck Yeah It's all cuz he was talking about getting a sick car A truck that just crushed his grill and like did nothing to the truck Yeah It's all cuz he was talking about getting a sick car Mm-hmm. Do you think we could put truck nuts on brain as Jeep? Yeah without him notice. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:31:37 Like really or a vagina Truck pussy on the baggers Jeep That'll be great TJ are the somebody's gotta make that I see like a Some sort of comedy sketch troop that did truck vagina as a bit. Mmm. I don't know if you could buy one Subaru's have Brandon. Yeah P yeah I figured I'd buy one though. Sue Brews has those. What's up, Brandon? Yeah. Hey, Dan. Pee?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yeah, we'll pee. You all right now? Yeah, I feel better. Did y'all stop the show until I got back? Yeah. Brandon, would you be open to a hater fest? In what way, yes. In what way?
Starting point is 00:32:19 We invite your biggest haters and you just do a meet and hate. I would, I think I would. Yeah. A meet and hate, well, I mean we kind of did at Ole Miss. Yeah, and I stood up there and. But they have to apply and send proof of how long they've been hating on you and to what intensity. Oh, we got some day ones out there.
Starting point is 00:32:36 They can prove how much they hate you. I wouldn't mind that. I would love to do that. I think that's a really good idea. It opens the door for you to like, you know, participate. To win them over? Yeah. No, face the hate. I think like the. really good you it opens the door for you to like you know to win a page We're a so yeah, no face the hate. Yeah, I think like the first day plenty the winner that gets you to hate yourself oh Yeah, I don't know they're gonna be able to do that. Yeah, the ultimate hater gets you to commit suicide He did it
Starting point is 00:33:02 That'll be fun little submission He did it That would be fun little submission Is that is that the best use though? I mean we could do we do Brandon Walker's biggest fans Walker con yeah Walker con would be fun. Yeah, I'd rather bring in ten people that hate me Hmm we always say like all people hate online, but they never do it in real life. Let's give them an opportunity Yeah, I don't think people realize how big you are. Like size? Yeah. I bet you you'd come out on top and feel a lot better. Anytime that you're like out in public and this happened to the basketball tournament we did a couple
Starting point is 00:33:37 one time and they say something they would say on Twitter behind a burner count and then you just like look at them and then they they realize oh fuck where this is this is real human being yeah yeah yeah oh man I'm sorry I had a guy follow I walked up we were doing our me and Mark Tice were about to do the show and he was like hey Brandon are your your sons and daughters married or sons and daughters fucking yet and I'm like I just looked at him I was like do what yeah just the fuck doesn't not play and he followed me around the whole the rest of the tournament Eventually got annoying. I was like just stop. Yeah, I'm you apologize get up I'm just under the assumption to if you like if you spend all day being like super negative online
Starting point is 00:34:19 You probably hate yourself first. Yeah Yeah, absolutely or it's fun hate yourself first yeah yeah absolutely or it's fun popular and cool and they party all the time I be Jason Kelsey fight yeah what was that the situation I don't know if it's a video what was crazy you will hate more than you've ever hated a person. It's an autograph seeker? Yeah, but it's a- He was outside of Jimmy Kemmel. It's an over-the-top... ...piece of shit. special you're some shitbag fucking guy that thinks he's out of some pedestal don't be a dick I'm with it my whole fucking fam I don't care fuck the autograph it's the attitude there's death in these fucking streets two
Starting point is 00:35:13 blocks away you're being a dick is this because he didn't sign an autograph yeah what a loser what a loser it gets worse guys it gets worse may we please? I have a habit of not signing for people that follow where I'm going. We're here at it, we're not following you. We get every guest that comes here. This is public information Jason. You're not following him? He's on top of a fence. You're sorry ass. You got a podcast and you think you're a hot shot.
Starting point is 00:35:40 You're nothing. Fuck you. You don't love nothing but money. You don't know these streets fuck you your love is great No, we get everybody here Fuck the guy that tells you up at Penn State my name is Casey. I'll keep it I represent the streets of Los Angeles you fuck fuck I'll take you out anytime and I'll be running the Marvel Cinematic Universe watch for me you pussy anytime and I'll be running the Marvel Cinematic Universe watch for me you pussy that's already good
Starting point is 00:36:09 I actually remember that next question bitch I want the shit watch the flip guys he's gonna sign he's gonna sign? I'm not trying to be mean none of you are being mean I'm not trying to be mean. You are being mean.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Life's short, Poit. People are dying out here. I can't believe he came out and said that. People are dying out here. Jason, you're nice. I swear. What the fuck is this guy's problem? Stop. I will never do that in my life, Lord. Do not put that on the fucking internet.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I'm ashamed of that moment. Is that the guy? It's the same guy. Lord do not put that on the fucking internet I'm ashamed of that moment We supported you before this I would laugh and liked you oh my god Say so he unfortunately does not punch him. Hey, I love you. I have love for you. I have love for you. Okay, and I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything about it. I promise you. Yes! Yes! This is our crime. We love it anyway that comes to your door.
Starting point is 00:37:14 He should be wailing on his face. Yeah, I get it, Jason. I get it. What a dick. I didn't mean to be mean at all. But we respect the biggest people in the world that come here, and we honor them with love and appreciate what you do in here I feel you and appreciate it. If he didn't have the phone spike situation thing happen He would have probably would have punched the yeah spike. Yeah, that's why he was holding back cuz he
Starting point is 00:37:36 Learned his lesson. That's a serenity now insanity later moment though. There's gonna be a moment when Kelsey fucking Insanity later moment though. There's gonna be a moment when Kelsey fucking snaps. I wouldn't blame him after no Too far, but you can't do two within two weeks or otherwise you get there Do you think Kelsey like realized the guy was insane and was just being nice thing? Yeah, that may have crazy Marvel cinematic. Yeah, once that line dropped it I think I'd be like, oh this person's insane. He well, he's either insane or he's like very powerful What if he's real? What if he's right? You don't want to piss that guy off.
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Starting point is 00:39:25 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not how this works. Unfortunately not. Alright, so we'll spin the wheel and we'll get the person here and we'll have you ask them if they want to go to dinner. Do we got to get Connor in here too? Yeah, I guess so. Is he available? Yeah, I don't think so. I think he's doing the draft. Yeah, no, he wasn't able to do mostly sports.
Starting point is 00:39:41 He's doing the snake draft. You guys are going to lose. I guess we'll have the person stand over there on the push them away Who do you want to go to dinner with Dave Dude or a chick it doesn't really matter to me. I would love to go to one with Brandon though, okay Just cuz I know that it would really bother him Give me like most other people they'll be like ah it sucks But it won't be bad. It'll actually get under his skin come on in Connor. Give me someone you'd want to go to dinner with four out of ten
Starting point is 00:40:15 Four out of ten that's how much you want to go to dinner with them Let's do this I didn't give your seat to Connor And then Stephen will go get the person. And the person can stand there. Connor, did you see it hit again? There is another mic there, too. Oh, where? Behind Danny. Yeah, that's where the person who comes in will talk.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Connor, are you ready to go to dinner? Can you guys go to dinner tonight? I mean, yeah, it's always been a great time. I can't believe it. Yeah, I can go to dinner. I can't yeah, it's always been a great time Actually if it lands on Nick we can just kill two birds with one stone tonight big if yeah Well you can go before the concert sure yeah, we could do that um Yeah, we take So if like it there's you can't land on Lance or people who have already gone right okay? It can okay, I once said that it we take them off. Yeah, I think Connor told me that
Starting point is 00:41:10 Yeah, let's take them off that way. We'll just we'll end this whole charade once you've taken every you've had lunch I like that I will I will somebody pointed out Catherine did say rain check oh at one point Also, I do think one of you guys should come to one of these dinners at some point. We will have to yeah Okay, well if we say yes, oh yeah Lance and Connor and I've decided we're just gonna start at at one end of Randolph Street and just work our way down. Yeah, it's just a matter of where we can get reservations.
Starting point is 00:41:50 If we are doing today, that'd be tough. But we can figure it out. We can figure it out. I would love if it landed on Coach Gruden. I would talk his ear off. Oh. About what? Anything. Which celebrity like
Starting point is 00:42:07 respected you the most? The people are gonna hate hearing this. Ron Rivera, a couple of times he's like, man, you know, football, like I would say something like about running traps and shit. And he he like perked up. Why would anybody hate hearing that? Because they always talk about how little I know about football. I was like, yeah, I'm probably gonna hate that one. That's probably a good feeling. It was a good feeling. And take my titch off. You played fullback? I did, yeah. Yeah. So traps would be something you'd be intimately familiar with. yep talk about what you know that's what Dave does mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:42:45 okay here we go big good long spin Chuck Naiso no memes memes right Memes might he know it's gonna be a the fastest now. That's a hard no Man a few words okay, honestly I've never really spoken with them Yeah, so I think he's gonna be a little awkward about it, but it's gonna be a swift no Connor What's Connor and I never really? Hey, you guys are best friends. Yeah pretty much. Yeah What's what's your relationship with memes Connor uh? Really? You guys are best friends. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:43:27 What's your relationship with memes, Connor? Game respect game. I love the way he plays basketball. And I talk to him like, every now and then in the office. But it's mainly just a hello, how's it going memes. Not really in depth. I like, like Annika, I've never really spoken with her. And like the three of us were like yeah, that's a good We're learning about each other learn about co-workers. It was nice
Starting point is 00:43:50 Yeah, mm-hmm. All right. Let's hope memes is here. Where'd she go? Look to get memes There's a chance. He's not here. Oh Whoa, that's a packed What just what I think is in that back? She's not going to does work I think he's in that back she's not going to get memes so he's not in not under there she oh did you see kegs on che yesterday yeah she wasn't wrong yeah he's having a bad hair day it was one of those situations with him yeah Stevens too close to us for us to realize how fucked up his hair
Starting point is 00:44:26 He's not he's not here, okay Hey, are you here? No, did you pick up? Did you? Intentionally ignore Stephen Chase call Oh, he didn't pick up random numbers. Yeah, you're in a group text with him Well white socks Dave and Connor wanted to know if you want to go to dinner with them tonight Tonight I can't oh you too. I'd see a beam spy Yeah, I got angle like I didn't realize like right she said no disrespect. Yeah, why did we not pick up on that?
Starting point is 00:45:22 That's Ernie. I think that's a fair comment that my hair looks bad in the picture. It looks like a ho-ho Someone like like spread some like something black on the tar looks like a mustache Like Julius Pringles must I mean to her credit she said no disrespect. So am I supposed to take it as I roll for one. That's okay memes probably really busy Really big plans. He said right tonight Any night he would have just said No plans that kind of hurts that memes has is on a group chat with Stephen That's kind of happens who's someone that would be a two out of ten Dave a
Starting point is 00:46:16 Two out of ten like I don't want to go to dinner with them. Oh boy basically at all. Yep I don't know that there's anyone in the office that I would just like Honestly probably like Ed or chief yeah Just cuz I'm sick of them or Danny yeah, we've had too many stakes That's good fun. That's good fun. Chase, you go to Turkey with them, get that done. Yeah, scared. Transplanted. All right, spin it again.
Starting point is 00:47:04 That's a great picture, Jay. I think we're gonna get someone within the first five. Yeah, I think people have seen how fun these are. Oh, go fuck yourself. Oh! Oh! Oh gonna have a boys night out. Where's Connor? We're gonna have a boys night out for this one. What does that entail you ever done blow Connor we could rage Yeah, we're gonna rage for this one Stand that mic right there. Okay, that's Mine practice later
Starting point is 00:47:45 All right, what's good go ahead Dave uh Nikki smokes would you like to go to dinner with Connor and I yeah, let's say awesome. Yeah lock it up tonight Through Monday no tonight Leave Monday I think tonight I'm tonight It would have to be earlier early. Yes, I'm in oh wow Yeah, okay, as long as it's not late. What do you have going on late? I'm going to the bar with some of my boys Well, Dave you wanted to kind of do that anyway well, I mean Well one with one Nicky smokes not Nicky smokes plus
Starting point is 00:48:21 No, there's only there's only one Nick Nikki smokes the rest of them are like not Nikki smokes Okay, no, I didn't mean that in a bad way No, I can't hang with Nikki smokes I Multimultiple said you want it to rage with one Nikki smile. I'll have you in bed by 11. Oh Oh, you're taking him to bed You're going to a concert with Nick. Yeah, that's at 730 by 930. It's done. Oh rage Yeah, I love that so you're gonna go five o'clock dinner 730 concert with Nick not come to the concert with us Now we're talking shit. Where is it? What is it?
Starting point is 00:48:58 We'll figure that out. Do you want to come or not serious question? It's it's punk music. Oh They'll be we're probably gonna be moshing a little bit. Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah, I could use some mosh. Okay You're in Dinner that was easy. The band is this story so far if you would like to look them up. Okay. Yeah, okay All right, Dave. Yeah, you're good. All right. Love it Yeah, we're on a few hours. Would you like to join for dinner? No, okay? Yeah, that's a little too much. Yeah, Connor You're good. I
Starting point is 00:49:33 Suppose I would also like an invite to the concert Connor do you want to come yeah that was implied I actually can't make to the concert. I can't do that I just wanted the invite what are you doing I got stuff going on but I could go to dinner I got a lot of birthday party all right all right birthday party okay talk all right good job boys nice that was easy figure this out that was easy like that
Starting point is 00:49:59 what what what did he do was a mosquito or nets? What an odd little man Yeah, just kidding don't know Kate was you touch me Connor be mean I spin the wheel one more time and Kate has to be mean to that person. Oh, I like that they would know it's How about let her pick? Do you want to be mean to somebody? Tech I said she can't be me Well, he clearly doesn't cuz the yak broke yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:50:45 Dick suck tech guys Sam there there She suck you said I'd suck tech guys and you tell somebody to do that You showed you suck tech guys. Oh, we didn't hear the you yeah, no Kate and Titus you guys have to play basketball. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right Just one-on-one Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to do the ad read for the DraftKings? They got to get out there and do it Yes I'm having a little bit of tummy trouble
Starting point is 00:51:25 What so what wait so let me go no, that's fine so so tight, so you We're gonna let one go. No, that's fine. So, Titus, are you gonna only shoot... Yeah, what do we want Titus to do? I don't know, but we could... Kate, if you do let one go, we'll give you points for it. How about Titus... Wait, how about Titus plays slow? Like slow knockout. Walking? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:39 I think a fart's an automatic winner. Oh yeah, Kate, if you fart... Kate, you can't score from the paint. I think it should be. For winner. Oh yeah, Kade, it'd be fart. Kate, you can't score from the paint. And a fart's an automatic winner? I think it should be. For her. Fart's worth 10 points. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Double up. Kate should be able to get 21 not exactly because she ain't on three. No. She just has to get 21 or above. Yeah. She can fart twice and score once. Yeah, Jack McCarthy is gonna get scores.
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Starting point is 00:53:25 For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co.slash promos. Kate, you can't score from the paint. Okay. And Titus, you can still use the double up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Pass this, 50.6. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Can we go? No, hold on. Tell us when. What if she wins just good yeah we might win we ever had our shoot no she's been injured for right two years she good it looks like she's unfamiliar she's spinning on her finger. I don't maybe fuck All right, all right here we go three two take a one go Oh no Titus is up, but he's moving so But Kate still has to make is gonna be a long time oh no no yes yes 2-2 She getting cocky. Titus has been so nonchalant. 3, 4.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Walking like Brandon. Oh, it's still 4 to 2. This is a 3 ball? What do y'all want to do? You want to let her in the paint? No, I think she's got to stay out of the paint. This is fair. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.'s hot. Oh, that didn't work. That didn't work. It's all tied up, folks. It's all tied up, eight to eight. You don't have to walk like that. Kate for the lead. Yeah. Buckets. I think he's going to double up. Oh, he's going to double up. Oh, it's getting hot. Oh, okay. Oh no. Oh no. Tied at 16.
Starting point is 00:56:05 It's tied at 16! Titus, you need a... Snip is a board. You need a 2 and a 3 Titus. You need a 2 and a 3. Oh no, he's going to get the board. Katie, can't run. Take this.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Shoot a 3, Kate. You need a 3. You need a 3. Oh, Kate. You need a three. You need a three. Oh, oh. Oh. You want it? Oh, she's gotta get this exact. Come on, Kate.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Oh no, Titus with the two. This is a huge two. Oh no. Titus needs a three. Oh, you're in trouble, Kate. Okay, oh no tightest with the two this is huge to These are three all your in trouble case it's a three you need a three to win come on, okay? Always going half court Oh, no. 333. Oh, no. Tides, there's a giant rack of balls. Your call, Brady. Your call. For the win. Oh, Kate.
Starting point is 00:57:31 No. Come on, Kate. Shoot it again. Bring the whole rack out. Oh, it's in. Oh. Oh. Yeah, push it away. There's another rack. Oh
Starting point is 00:57:49 There's another rack There's three more racks Need one come on incredible work a blowout play in the mind game she's walking like tight so good that was so good way to go Kate get $200 bonus bet Holy shit, did I look as bad as I think no you actually look pretty good Holy very smart to push the rack away. Yeah, you should apologize for winning though. I'm sorry. Oh man, oh I am ripe Not really
Starting point is 00:58:42 not really I'm so out of shape that was like a wake up call slow basketball you gotta hustle more yeah slow basketball is fun so much fun that was great how long did that take?
Starting point is 00:58:59 that felt like forever 25 minutes yeah 351 351 I thought the half quarter was in Brandon. I did sir. I did Right there damn That was halfway down Holy shit. Oh
Starting point is 00:59:15 my god Okay, I can bet that on anything I want. Yeah. Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna be rich. Yeah, you should like what if this be the start of the start of something. Yeah, the start of like the craziest gambling run ever. Kate takes 200 and makes it 200,000. Wow. If you see me on the street, hand me a paper with a good bet. I saw the three didn't go particularly well but was she good with the rest very Sounded like the way you're counting it sounded like she was She found it suspicious dribble maneuver like you've done it in plenty of times. I used to ball yo
Starting point is 00:59:57 Well if you used to ball, then you you're a baller for life. I'm a baller then yeah, I forgot oh Middle school Started three games. I don't wanna brag. Did you ever think you were going to the WNBA? Yeah, I went to Dawn's Daly's basketball program on the weekends. She touched my arm once and helped me like it was a whole thing. I was like, this is something she's gonna remember me Was your coach a complete fucking creep
Starting point is 01:00:35 She was a lunatic it was a woman cuz I remember she was a lunatic It's a lot of male girls basketball coaches with no Seed in the game yeah doing it cuz they were passionate about seventh grade girls basketball. Yeah Dudes shouldn't be gymnastics coaches either no they don't do that It's always like old mustachioed men that guy just dies a lot of dudes. There's a lot of guys. I've gotten in trouble Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to be around those guys or do podcasts with them the most animated and passionate and like Brandon you coach? What girls say? Were you gymnastic? Yeah, girls, sports coach.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Oh, fucking Tate was. No disrespect. He was, he had a salary job. I'm talking about the club coaches. Oh. Alza. One of the Lady Actors I met last night is a basketball coach for a high school here in Chicago.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Oh. They're crushing it this season, apparently. How was the Out and About show? One of the lady actors I met last night is a basketball coach for high school here in Chicago. Oh They're crushing it this season apparently how was the out-and-about show it was great. It was good. I saw Joey's full butt and Impossibly Pat's balls at one point Wow what do you mean possibly? Slippery had to put clothing where his crotch was to cover things up It was really fun crowd was super into us like sold out He was talking like it wasn't gonna be a lot of people there. Yeah, it was jam-packed What's the what's the demographics of the crowd is it mostly mostly women gay dude? There was a pretty good mix. Yeah, there was a pretty good mix there
Starting point is 01:01:56 I feel like a lot of guys the ladies brought them. Okay, but a lot of couples there was a lot of couples But a lot of women a lot of Lady Yackers a group of four mom lady yackers all the way they drove like two hours No, really like a mom's night out. Yeah, love that Shout out Brooke. There was a ton of lady. I'm just saying that's you're doing well. No. I you know what it is We're not appealing to the females a big group is Moms that are on maternity leave or stay-at-home moms and it's like really isolating and they say to put the yak on during the day because they feel like they're hanging out. Probably like with their husband's dumb friends or
Starting point is 01:02:32 something but they feel like they're hanging out. Should we do a maternity episode? Yeah. Or do. I'm just saying they're out there. They talk breastfeeding. You got what Brent? I got a DM the other day when you just called Titus the hot one. I got a DM from the other day when I was doing my takes for you guys, right? And it was a lady yacker. And she said, hot take, Nick is the hottest one on the yak. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:02:56 And I texted back, or I DM back, no, he's not. What about Titus? And she said, everybody thinks he's hot, but Nick is really hotter whoa This was just unsolicited. Oh, no it was solicited because we were doing a thing where I was they were giving me Cancelable takes and I was reading them out loud. Oh, okay, and then people start DMing them good for you She's huge. She's not right. Yeah How much exists though? Yeah, that's cool. How much did she weigh? Yeah?
Starting point is 01:03:33 Her username was this is not Nick I have a bad idea should we line up in order of attractiveness? I know it Go ahead Nick It's Titus Kyle Danny me Brandon. I think it could be arranged anyway depending on taste. Yeah, they want like how we Real savory give me Brandon. Hey, why don't you rank us by taste? In the mood for fish I'd love to meet someone who's like just like a woman who just sits at home where her husband's at work And she's just like damn that's Stephen Che
Starting point is 01:04:09 So fucking hot hot take Nick is the hottest yak member and I sent back. Oh, I sent back. That's not a hot take Oh, thanks, and she said a hot take she said well everyone talks like it's tightest so What is well hold on? It's a text? Yeah, it's a text. She didn't say everyone talks like it. You didn't have to How do you know she was this message? Her head like that which is I'm gonna read it unbiased in quotes moving head that you move her head, Dan Take Nick is the hottest yack member. That's not a hot take. I don't like doing this Everyone talks like it's fucking Titus is hot ass
Starting point is 01:04:50 It's a Latina You guys want play a game or something yeah, it's Friday. It's Friday the calculator app doesn't let you input 1 billion Huh, what if you turn off landscape mode and turn your phone sideways to make it a scientific calculator? Oh, we try that. Wait, that is- Can you do that? Come on, boys. Crunch bees.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Can you play that game? I didn't ask for more DMs about Nick's hotness. Oh! Oh, kind of nailed it, Nick. Sorry, losers. Yeah. Suck it, Danny. Ugly bitch. You're crushing it, Brendan. Oh, Nick's a guy. Ugly Danny.uck it Danny. This ugly bitch. You're crushing him.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Ugly Danny, ugly Danny. Oh no. Fuck you Danny. Ugly Danny, four vote Danny. I gotta go to Turkey. Four vote Danny. Four vote Danny. Great school over again.
Starting point is 01:05:36 I gotta tell my friends to go vote. There you go, you're getting a couple now. There you go. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I'm gonna go to Turkey. I Gotta tell my friends to go vote Double digit much
Starting point is 01:06:02 They can iron a battle yeah, this is nice Danny oh Danny's going on Comes the pity these are all just dudes voting Is the hottest Run go 15? 18? Danny! Oh, pass Jay! Oh, ugly Jay! Ugly Jay! Ugly Jay! Oh no! Bad haircut.
Starting point is 01:06:29 Oh... Wow. Damn it. We got a hair. What if I put my hair... Danny almost has a hundred now. Look. Way to go, Danny.
Starting point is 01:06:36 I'm gonna make myself look better. That was fun to point. Yeah. Alright, we're all lookers. In our own way. Yeah. I don't hear you guys talking now. Oh, yeah shit number six 36 vote have an ass
Starting point is 01:06:54 Get it Brandon where your socks That's that's a subpar effort from you I bring it when we come back we have a number for you all right That's a subpar effort from you think of questions There's no lasagna you're saying that these socks which are flags of the world yeah are a subpar effort. Yeah, that's brand Fantastic so Brandon these are great socks now Brando Fantastic so Brandon these are great socks now
Starting point is 01:07:25 Mean about this room. Yeah, Brandon. You text me you said are we flagging today? Yes, Kyle You said these were great so now when mark put it like that. I kind of agree with Our brain we're gonna come up with a number number some questions That's it. They're just not Brandon socks. That's all KB was was aware. Yeah, KB. So oh, yeah shot aren't Brandon socks I would number should we do What's the fun? Yeah? What's I think I? Think mid-range makes it harder obviously Nice for I like for cuz it's also gives you an opportunity to be a little bit mean okay alright, so for we're gonna
Starting point is 01:08:02 Go for so everyone I guess we should have To be a little bit mean okay all right so for we're gonna go for so everyone. I guess we should have No close your eyes everyone close your eyes We're gonna pick a different number because remember people like to play at home. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, so close your eyes And I'll pick a different number all right what home clothes everyone at home close your eyes Yeah, yeah, if you want to play close your eyes right now, and then I'll pick a number Your eyes closed your eyes a chat are they saying their eyes are closed yep They're still watching him shoot that shot that he made oh All right, well, so they close their eyes when they got to this part. I'll pick the number right now
Starting point is 01:08:36 Got it got it got it. Mm-hmm. Okay got it perfect Brandon by the way body armor. Thanks to Body Armor for sponsoring today's Yep! Body Armor Sports Drink today at Walmart or local grocery store near you. Where are you going? Yes to pee, I think. He waits too long. He has sprinted. All right, we've got our number. No one's say ited all right. We've got our number No one say it Kate
Starting point is 01:09:08 Go ahead with some questions I'm gonna go off the beaten path, and I'm gonna start with che Che yes, that's on the beaten path. Give me a- we started playing this. Food from off the grill. Give me a grillable food And this is out of how much? Ten? Okay mmm See bass You have never grilled sea bass sea bass these are only things I've sure session off and I'm gonna like see but he's thinking I'm doing it. What do you think of Brandon? He bass? Yeah, I think that's a little low.
Starting point is 01:10:05 Okay. Do you like sea bass? I like sea bass. Sea and Lance bass, fuck your ass. Danny! Give me a... Wait, you started. Yeah, I did food off a grill for Che and he gave me sea bass. Alright.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Danny, give me a... from back when we were kids a kids birthday party location I like those questions you're asking so far. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I've got one for you. Hmm. I'll go with a backyard. So that makes me raise it up a little bit from Sea Bass. Okay. That's a good location for a birthday party. Nick, give me a comic strip. party Nick give me a comic strip. Mm-hmm a comic strip a la peanuts
Starting point is 01:11:11 Garfield and the like I am uh I will give you Slylock Fox What do you think Brandon? Can I amend the question? Sure. Give me a comic strip I have heard of see that was the perfect one all right we're fine moving on okay big cat yeah give me a wrestling faction Oh pass no not pass no I don't I don't know factions yeah you, you do. What does that mean? What does a faction mean? Stable group. No, pass. That's not pass.
Starting point is 01:12:08 NW, NW, Wolfpack, LWO. All right, fine. I'm not gonna be able to get you. Okay, I'm recalculating. Yeah, I would have passed on comic strip too. I don't know any comic strips. All right. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:12:21 I didn't even know we could pass. Yeah, I passed. Comics unaware that we could pass too. Changes the game. Well, it's just not gonna be an answer. Okay, all right, all right, all right. I guess know we could pass yeah, let's probably unaware that we could pass to change Is the it's just not gonna be an answer okay? All right? All right? All right? Yeah, I guess I if I looked up all the fact give me a flavor of potato chip jalapeno sports mascot from Western Pennsylvania. The wash high prexies. Where's your head at Brandon?
Starting point is 01:13:18 Okay. What are you thinking? Seabass and the prexie. Prexies, jalapeno Chip, that's low. Backyard party. I'm around the four range. I'm between four and five. I might go down
Starting point is 01:13:36 to three based on the last two. Mark Titus. Give me a Connor Griffin quirk. I like these. Good question. Good questions. I would say the McDonald's drive-through on game day he has a he goes to McDonald's for prayer I'm explaining I'm explaining I got a mark yeah but I'm high C and what's that mark on Penn State game days he goes and gets a sausage McMuffin and a hash brown and a high C an orange high C unless they're
Starting point is 01:14:22 playing a team that has orange in their colors, in which case he doesn't get the orange high C. May I ask a question? Or hats on the table? No. Okay. And Kate, finally we come to you, and you will answer the last question of this round after I ask it to you right now. And here's your question. I don't like the look on your face. Are you ready? Yep Kate Kate Give me a co-worker. Oh, that's good. Bray. Oh, it's a good one, right a Give me a co-worker. Oh, that's good, Bray. Oh, it's a good one, Bray.
Starting point is 01:15:12 A BarstoolSports.com co-worker. Okay, you can't fuck us over. You gotta be honest. I don't wanna take too long. I don't wanna take too long. And your answer indicative of how Brandon just current right not people that have been current yeah current co-worker pass as a Ben Mints oh fuck hold on seabass out backyard sly lock fuck this is way lower jalapeno the prexies gotta think about the prexies what's a prexy this is to I say final answer my final answer is three is a final answer it's to two is my father you're fine
Starting point is 01:16:00 walk it in if you do lock in what you want to lock in. Two, final answer. Incorrect. Is it one? No. Four. Four? You got method four? Yeah. You fucked yourself.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Hey, bitch, you crazy? You should have taken into account the gymnastics I was doing in my head that I didn't want to be too mean. Yeah. Four was good, though. Backyard was good. Jalapeno you had, you were on four. I was on four.
Starting point is 01:16:24 You don't know Slylock Fox? No. I was on four you you were on for I was on for on for you don't know sly lock fox No, I was on for you were on for yeah, she fucked it up with Ben Mitz. I've taken into account Yeah, you gotta know your source right? She can't go lower than what you say I said the McDonald's yeah, that was about four to about a four Yeah, normal, but it was all good until Kate you were blinded by your own hatred mm-hmm Four normal, but it was all good until Kate you were blinded by your own hatred mm-hmm I want Brandon to go again. Okay. No. I just went sprinting. I can do the questions. Let's go. Let's go out of a hundred And if you're within ten I win we all give you a hundred bucks Within like yeah, let's do that if I don't get it
Starting point is 01:17:03 You pay the difference. Of what? Oh, between to whom? Yeah, but we won't intentionally fuck you. Okay. Am I leaving the room or? Yeah, leave the room. Or close your eyes.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Your eyes closed. We're doing out of 100? Or your eyes closed. My eyes are as closed as they can be. close your eyes ok all right you got it what this is having fun it's fun ok Danny Nick give me a Simpsons character. I've never seen the Simpsons.
Starting point is 01:17:47 God damn it, Nick! Cough cough. How? I was like, I was like, Family Guy South Park kid. Danny. What's so funny with you guys about just the numbers? Just ask questions. Okay, alright.
Starting point is 01:18:05 Danny. hello. Give me a Danny, give me Danny. Give me a game show, TV game show. I can't think of the name. What do they do in it? Off to a bad start. Or you can come up with your own hypothetical. You can pass. How could you pass?
Starting point is 01:18:41 You can pass. Pass. Just pass. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna pass? You could pass. Pass. Just pass. Yeah dude I'm gonna pass. What? Just ask questions. Hey give me a company logo. Oh. I know he can't pass this. No he can't. The new Jaguar logo. Big cat, give me a college football coach. Based on their. Okay. Based on their Okay
Starting point is 01:19:26 Do it Jeff levy you're a real son of a fucking bitch you know that It's a good answer It's a good answer. It's a good answer. You want me to give you a backup answer? No, I'll give you a backup. I don't need a backup. Jeff LeBee. I know what you're trying to do.
Starting point is 01:19:50 There's your backup answer. Herm Edwards. Kyle. Take Herm Edwards as your real answer. Okay. All right. I got it. Take it.
Starting point is 01:20:03 But I can't do that. I can't just that I can't just Jeff Leppie's out of it Herm Edwards is the answer Kyle give me a Midwestern city Midwestern city Wapakoneta, Ohio. Good answer, actually. Titus! What I want you to give me now is a 90s country music act.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Hmm, okay. How about, oof. Cough, cough. So what I'm thinking is, here's my thinking behind this. It's obviously very low because of his Jeff Levy little fucking dick right there.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Because he's trying to make me mad. He's mad. Her members is the answer. The new Jaguar logo is derided by a lot of people. Her members is low. Her members is the answer. Wapakoneta, Ohio, although I'm sure lovely people, I doubt Kyle enjoyed any times he's had there. Have you ever been been there would you like to answer it? I think I would okay?
Starting point is 01:21:29 I would like Titus's answer. I'll say James house This is zero Zeroes not an answer. It's what this is five. Oh You're so close. So what is it for again? So I you win I won yeah, yeah You all owe me $100 yep, we fucked ourselves. Yeah, how do you go lower? Yeah? You can't you owe me $100 you owe me $100 part you owe me $100 You owe me $100 you owe me. I was stupid of us pinpointing like a four would be impossible
Starting point is 01:22:01 Yeah, I was gonna say like the newlywed game, but even that is probably Pinpointing like a four would be impossible. Yeah, I was gonna say like the newlywed game, but even that is probably Why should we should have said you never asked me a question so I wasn't part of this one you you agree to the to the Deal well you hundred. You know what? As it pertains to the giving you $100 pass yeah Nope I don't somebody else go Take go Okay, Kate have you done this yes once so I have to leave the room for a second I just shut my eyes shut your eyes. So we're going back to one to ten. Yeah
Starting point is 01:22:35 All right, I got the number you ready. Yeah Okay, okay, okay, oh I didn't it. But my well you might have. I didn't. All right. If you had seen I'm changing number. I'm changing number. I'm changing number there. Yeah. All right. Yep. Perfect. All right. I can go off that. All right. We're ready. Okay. Um, Big Cat. Yeah. You were peak childhood in the 90s, right? Yeah. Christmas present. You come down, you see the tree. This is the present they're giving you as like your present that year.
Starting point is 01:23:19 I'm going to say, I'm going to say. You're Jewish? Yeah, but I did both. Half my family's. Whoa. My mom family's... Whoa. My mom was raised Irish Catholic. Nick without glasses, ten of ten. With glasses, still ten of ten. Okay, so...
Starting point is 01:23:33 Shh, shh, shh. All right. But... Nope. Sorry. I'll say the second most recent Gaming console that's been out so not the most recent one the second most recent the second most like so if
Starting point is 01:23:58 At the station 2 was out And then 64 and then 6 ok and 64 ok not. And N64, okay, N64, okay. Not the most recent. N64, that was pretty good still, that's kinda cool. Now, Stephen Che, a superpower. You get struck by lightning, and you are left with this as your superpower. Ability... ability ability to float around that was why I'm not even what's the highest you can float like a hovercraft
Starting point is 01:24:42 yeah float but not flying what's the highest correct not flying floating how fast yeah, how fast your pace your own pace? I mean you go pretty fast Why superpowers kind of walking without moving your legs so if you get tired at Disney world you just pick up your legs Yeah, kind of float around okay. That's Okay Float right David Blaine shit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Impress your friends. Float is hardly super hard. You think you have the answer, you can just say it, because I think that's... That was obvious. That was pretty obvious. Right now I'm stuck between like, I'm stuck at four, I'm not gonna say it as the official. Um... Ooh.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Uh... Danny. Oh Danny summertime activity in Chicago summer chai you have a beautiful Saturday good question you're stuck doing the good question this great question going on Clark Street those bars while there's a game, but not actually going to the Cubs game. Okay, all right, a lot of like almost good, but not quite on the second best, okay. Sure, sure, sure. Brandon Walker.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Hi. Snack at a sporting event, concession, sporting event concession. Yeah. Just your good old fashioned nachos with the cheese in the cup and the nachos. Good pick, good pick. Just nachos.
Starting point is 01:26:12 Good pick, good pick. I was down low and now I'm up at like a six. Good pick. Good pick, Brandon. KB, and you have to explain what it is. Wrestling move. A wrestling move to do on somebody else, not to have done to you. yeah a superduck. Oh
Starting point is 01:26:28 What's the super it's a duck under you just like pretty much you do it so fast you end up behind them, okay? Wow, that seems like fun and like you gotta get really low borderline on your ass, okay? Pop up real real quick split second you're behind them That would have been a good answer for your question. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah a duck that can float Titus car brand Uh... Lady Yak are here and I will 100% agree that Nick is the hottest Yak. I don't need this, please.
Starting point is 01:27:12 I'd say, um... BMW. Oh, shoot. Okay. Huh. Did that fuck you up? A little bit. To Titus, that's probably nothing. We're seeing the class divide. I'm like, whoa, what?
Starting point is 01:27:29 Wowzers, can I go 11? Nick hmm. Oh Disney movie classic Disney movie Good question 101 Dalmatians. Oh, I... I'm feeling a floating Super Duck. The second best gaming console. I feel like I'm at seven.
Starting point is 01:28:02 You have one question left, Danny. No, I already won. Oh Oh you already won. Jay? He already won. Jay was floating. Fuck seven or eight. BMW is really good car. Nachos are great. The second best console. I might almost say eight. Floating? If your legs get tired that's pretty cool. What was yours again Danny? Being on Clark Street drinking during a best game. I'm gonna say eight final answer. Yeah You got it You guys are good those are good answers all right floating I started really loading was a bad answer Eight out of ten like loading eight that's an eight out of ten for you is just floating
Starting point is 01:28:39 Teleportation is ten. Oh flying is probably nine Fantastical Is ten flying is probably nine Hold on what somebody doesn't change your lifestyle at all what the goat everything nothing exactly so you're like You can dunk you're never gonna get tired what you guys you stopped him, but he said 10 9 8 what is 7 and what 6 do you know the rest of them? I mean? Yeah, reading people's minds Visibility reading people's minds invisibility People's minds I don't I would much rather be able to read someone's mind than be able to flow how high are you floating? Just right off the ground or you could dunk like So you think that like a 35 inch vertical and you stay there your superpower was just dunking yeah
Starting point is 01:29:32 So you get trapped in a canyon you can't get out you can just barely get out Yeah, it's like how ducks fly like you can't go as high as a bird like if someone floated in here I think we would be like whoa for about 30 seconds. Yeah, all right, dude. We get it Are you still floating right? That's an eight out of ten? Holy fuck this is crazy. We're talking about super power see the future flying might be eight out of ten Think about anything that's not even possible Even super strength yeah, yeah super strength super speed
Starting point is 01:30:10 What do you have super strength that super power super What about like hopping across the country with one jump It's kind of dangerous bad impact underneath It's a superpower, you can do it! Floating is pretty cool. What about something simple like eating whatever you want, never gaining a pound? I'd take that over floating. That would be pretty cool. Yeah. Floating.
Starting point is 01:30:37 Well then maybe that's a 9 out of 10. Being able to speak every language is better than floating. Oh, Chay's anti-language. Chay would rather have $20 than know every language right know a new language know a new language what yes no That's insane why like instantly implanted in your head you would know Mandarin $20 for that right now a hundred thousand yeah So much heard me fluent For that right now a hundred thousand yeah, so much Why don't you want to know Stephen it'd be too confusing or something no then you got to go travel and like do shit I don't have to you just know it you got half of who am I talking who am I talking?
Starting point is 01:31:16 Mandarin I say Spanish Nick definitely hot but big cat is the hottest there is oh, it's the money. I bet we all have I bet we all have one Mm-hmm. Let me see a picture She's one of my favorites I Put floating at two on the grand scheme. Yeah ours Yeah, I don't even know if it's loading is not superpowers. Yeah, right. We can't be saying super David Blaine can do it I'm trying to think where would I really really really help? I feel like we could invest like I don't know $1,500 and have Che floating by the end of next week
Starting point is 01:31:51 I think it would help like cool like someone had like a jump rope Seeing floating Me I'd be like get up from like the studio walk down and see him floating I'd turn around I don't want to deal with floating che Yeah, like I'm trying to think when I would use floating maybe like when the gambling cave's really packed, and I'm sitting in the back row Float over everyone Floating is a one or a two Picture like a grade school like suspended by the strings in there to make yeah
Starting point is 01:32:23 Fuck would you do with floating? At his own speed. Yeah, I mean, you can pick it, so you can go faster. So then it becomes flying. Yeah, then it's just flying. Not like really flying, but like, yeah, you're going at like a normal, like, runner's pace pretty much. But can you go faster than that? Ah, then you...
Starting point is 01:32:41 Can you go higher than that? I don't think you should go too high. Like, you should be able to just like is what I pictured in my mind. 8 out of 10. What's the height limit? 10 feet? 20 feet? let's go. Che just said his superpowers a moving walkway. 12 feet. So the top of that backboard you think is an 8 superpowers be floating at the top of that backboard? if any of you guys could do that we would be a may not for very long of course Yeah, if I did that And then and then and I'll board it yeah, I wouldn't got us a pizza from Rome I shall I shake absolutely the coolest teleporting absolutely but we didn't do 10 out of 10
Starting point is 01:33:17 Which eight out of ten is very good very high. There's yeah, I mean it's a b-minus You wouldn't even be accepted to like the x-men house the big no all you do is float float Regulate your body temperature. That's way better than oh you know anywhere in the world and be comfortable infinite take that infinite money Money, I don't know if you guys ever heard of Jubilee But she just has fireworks coming out of her hands that don't even go far so yeah x-men house no problem You would know cuz she could still cause destruction So yeah, X-Men house no problem. You would know cuz she could still cause destruction
Starting point is 01:33:52 He wouldn't even be accepted to the the X-Men place no he's trying to say that floating is better than shooting fire who's going next I'm mad Finish with Che Che's gotta go Che you gotta go No, like leave you gotta go No, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. You're gonna go. All right, go ahead. Don't blow it off.
Starting point is 01:34:08 All right. 10. Anyone got a number? Anyone got a number? Ty, just give the number. You do it, Nick, you have. Nick, give the number. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Okay, got it. All right, Che. All right, Che. You're up All right Titus yep 90s early 2000s college basketball player Oh, that's tough. Eugene Edgerson at Arizona. That didn't help him.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Didn't. But I assume it's pretty low. Kate. Jersey Shore Boardwalk Activity. Ooh, Jersey Shore Boardwalk Activity. Don't, don't. Don't say the number. Oh yeah, don't say the number. Jersey Shore Boardwalk Activity.
Starting point is 01:35:28 Crap. Drinking liquor out of a empty water bottle but your curfew's coming up soon and you're not, all this boardwalk's closed. That's a terrible answer. That sucks. Then you maybe get finger blasted under the boardwalk a little bit.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Oh. Oh. You had to write the first. The crap was better answered. Yeah, sorry. All right. Oh, wait. No, that was good.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Getting a hermit crab. Getting a hermit crab. Oh, that moved the seat. That's a superpower. Holy, imagine floating around with a hermit crab. Holy fuck, what a legend. This has gotta be real low. All right.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Danny. Uber Eats takeout order. Like the restaurant or? No, like if you get this from Uber Eats, it's one to 10. So any cuisine, but specify the restaurant. It's like bird's nest wings or et cetera. Oh, um, it's like bird's nest wings or et cetera
Starting point is 01:36:49 I'll go with I'll just go with Wendy's cheeseburger and fries Mmm, are we talking Dave's single? Yes, small fry. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, all right. Hmm, so I think this is pretty low. Nicky, let's go with karaoke song Are you texting me one Brandon?
Starting point is 01:37:47 No, I'm texting my trainer to see if I have an appointment today. I mean you do. I mean you do. Well, I couldn't make it the other day. I have to cancel the rest of the week, so. Let's go the freshman. Good answer. So I really like that one. You guys did not. Noted, noted. like that one you guys did not noted noted Brandon let's go 90s WWE or WCW
Starting point is 01:38:30 wrestler based on accomplishments based on accomplishments based on accomplishments or not just go popularity the repo man. Ooh. Alright. He was another guy too, right? I went with the repo man. Yeah, but I believe he played another character too. I played multiple other characters, but I went with the repo man. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Um, very relatable for me.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Uh, big cat? Yes. He got his car repaired. Um me big cat. Yes. Hey guys car repack Big cat let's go Big cat let's go sporting activity to attend in person Sporting activity to attend in person sporting activity to attend in person pickleball game professional or local professional oh professional yeah I mean if you're going a local pickleball game to watch that's probably not that fun, but you're going to professional. Yeah, professional.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Changes everything. Changes everything. Where's your head at, Jay? What are you thinking? I mean it's certainly low. Zero is not in play, correct? Correct. So it's 1 to 10. Okay. Kyle. Kyle. Give me a guy to score a touchdown.
Starting point is 01:40:21 Longest odds, so. What? Christian McCann, or likeliness to score a touchdown. down, longest odds, so. What? Christian McCaffrey, or likeliness of score at touchdown. Christian McCaffrey would be like a 10. Derek Hinn would be like a 10, so one else would be much lower. CJ Ham. Oh.
Starting point is 01:40:40 We're going full backs, all right? Yeah. We're going full backs, all right? Hahaha! Hmm... So this... Full backs. I'm thinkin' We're not doing.5s, right?
Starting point is 01:40:52 Right. Okay. I'm thinkin' this is one. Um, hermit crab very low. A basketball player named Eugene? Have they ever existed in the pros? Almost certainly. What else? CJ Hamm is a fullback, gonna be super long odds. Wendy's Dave's single, not bad.
Starting point is 01:41:15 Small fry, tough accompaniment, and then that over-eats. Yeah, that doesn't go with a burger. What the fuck? Well, just like, you could've boiled water. That's tough. Oh, that's tough. with the burger. What the fuck? You could've. That's like oil and water. Oh, that's tough. I love a Dave's Double, but you know, you're bringing it down. What the fuck are these skinny ass potatoes doing next to my burger?
Starting point is 01:41:36 Tough accompaniment. Weird combo. Peanut butter on my jelly, tough accompaniment. Fuck. Repo Man was a very unpopular character and did play several other characters. I believe Repo Man was cancelled pretty soon. So I'm going to say one. Final answer?
Starting point is 01:41:55 Final answer. Ah. Two. Two. Two? Ah. It was two. Burger and fries.
Starting point is 01:42:03 That's not good. It was two. Damn. It's and fries. That's not good It was to them. It's too bad. It's too damn bad nuts nuts. Oh well The fun time you want to do high noon ad yeah Did you guys text you back yeah, I have an oppa gonna be there by three Here's the tea about high noon's all-new vodka iced tea. It's made with real vodka, real... I have the hiccups. Real vodka, real iced tea. No added sugar, no carbonation.
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Starting point is 01:43:14 understand why I can't have friends interest outside of this place you get to pick I have friends there's a coin flip he has a ball sack and penis I think. Yeah, we know that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah I never took that away from him. Never questioned. He very much does Does not have a pussy. That's where you're wrong. I know for sure That's where we get tripped up Could he? He does not have a pussy. So you checked. I'm confident he has a dick and balls. 100%. 100% he has a dick and balls. Your life on the line. We know. I'm going for it, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:55 We'll see. We'll see when we ask him. Is the wheel going to spin or something? Yeah, let's spin the wheel. Reminder, next week we have Monday and Tuesday and then we have our pre-taped Thanksgiving. Fun one. Wednesday. Yeah. Is he more of like a P90X guy or does he do the Dragandis method? See you everyone on Monday. Have a great weekend. It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee swap
Starting point is 01:44:49 It's the act It's the act Have a great weekend, stay safe out there, see you Monday. Love ya. Bye!

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