The Yak - Dodging Balls for the FIRST Sports Stream in the New Chicago Office | The Yak 11-9-23

Episode Date: November 9, 2023

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome us in for old time's sake, bro. The Yak, another freaking episode of The Yak. Another freaking episode. Big Cat, unfortunately, no longer with us. Moved on to greener pastures. About damn time. Yeah, but he was a fucking stalwart. Yeah, though. Moved on to greener pastures. About damn time. What a nice guy. Yeah, but he was a fucking stalwart.

Yeah. Going out by hitting a half-court shot, that's kind of... That's how he would work. Yeah, yeah. And good guy, to be honest. Good guy. We can finally say it. Unfortunately, the chat is not going to get any of their money.

Right. Yeah, bummer, bummer. The chat has passed. We get the... He left it all to Mook? He left everything he has to Mook. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. Mook going to have a second room? He's He left everything he has to Mook. Yeah. Oh, that sucks.

Mook going to add a second room? He's not going to get shit from his parents. Yeah. My mic's off, I think. All right. Yak brought to you by Roback.com. Oh, yeah. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com.

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Shorts. Shorts. Long sleeve tees. Can you hear me, Mook? I can. I can hear you.es can you hear me mook i can i can hear you we can all hear you mook can't just his headphones aren't working we can hear your voice okay roback.com code yak 20 off all those hoodies joggers q-zips as well yep all of that joggers check out roback so where the fucking begin where the fuck where the fuck do we begin where y'all been man where y'all been i mean we were with each brandon we haven't left each other side no we really don't work out fine we i got we just went to sleep i tried to like i had the tv

on i was like you want me to leave this on like throw on a movie he's like no you could turn it off okay yeah i just i felt used you took a picture of me laying in the bed. I did. Did you post it? No. No, that worries me more that you didn't post it. What are you going to do with it? I need to understand your apartment layout because the picture you showed me, I couldn't fully comprehend.

My apartment looks like a game of The Sims. Yeah. I live in a top-down apartment. He really does. You can see into the guest bedroom. Yeah, from the top. Yeah. I live in a top-down apartment. He really does. You can see into the guest bedroom. Yeah, from the top. Yes. From the upper room, you can see into the guest bedroom. I watched him. It would be a great professional tag arena. So it's more, yeah, my apartment's more of an arena than an apartment. What was the thought process? There he is. What? What? That's two-dimensional.

I live in The Sims. Why isn't there a roof on that room? Wait, hold on. There's two-dimensional. I live in the Sims. Why isn't there a roof on that room? Wait, hold on. There's no roof anywhere. Nick, Nick, Nick. We staged a photo of me sleeping, but that's not the one we staged. No, it's not. That's me actually sleeping.

Yep, fast asleep, little baby. You're in fetal position. Yeah, and he complained it was too hot. He wasn't even under the covers. But I still stripped the bed and threw the sheets in the washer. What was the thought process behind staying at Nick's and not getting a hotel? Like, are you trying to build camaraderie? Were you trying to save money?

Nick's house didn't cost any money. Yeah, it was just money. And it was across the street. Like, it was just – Duxed. And he said – He said if I ever needed to, I stay there so i stayed there okay i once stayed at his dad's house for a week that's true okay would you stay at any of other any of the rest

of our houses well not stay at mook's house i would stay i would stay at your place are you still in the same place i moved i would still stay at your place uh you can have a wing i would stay i'd stay at kyle if i but i think his extra bedroom is actually just the catch room. Yeah, that's not even a bedroom. You get the couch, yeah. Okay. Yeah, boy. Titus I would stay with for sure.

Yep. TJ I would stay with. I would stay with everybody. All right, then you have to do it. I live in a studio. You don't want to spoon with me? TJ, you got a nice spot, though. Thanks.

Yeah, you crash on TJ., though. Thanks. Yeah. You can crash on TJ's house. I still would stay with you. TJ, does your key work 100% of the time? At my house? At my building? Yeah. We don't live in the same building. I know, but I feel we have the same architects.

Yeah, it does. Mine doesn't, which is a problem. That's not a good... My key works about 90% of the time, which it should be 100. A key should be 100. Yeah, it's not a key 10% of the time. A key shouldn't have a margin of error. I think from the dawn of time,

from the dawn of the invention of keys, it was at like 100%. That's why they're keys. Mine's 90. Yeah. What, is it a turnkey or like a swipe? It's a fob. Is this the first step on your path to hating technology?

This is not technology. We're regressing. I've never trusted fobs. Yeah, why would we go backwards? Keys are way better in every way. Yeah. What is the... We outsmarted ourselves on keys.

That's what we did. There's a few times we've gone backwards. Like, phone calls are so much more advanced than texting. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's what we did. There's a few times we've gone backwards. Like, phone calls are so much more advanced than texting. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's true.

Yeah. You ever, like, stare at... I wouldn't mind going backwards in some... You ever stare at, like, a bunch of keys at once and wonder how the fuck... Like, they don't really

look that fucking different. Like, why don't all these... I know, man. Yeah. You ever watch The Lockpicking Lawyer on YouTube? Yeah, I do.

I do. Yes. Yes. He's the man. It does feel like... Yeah yeah have you ever looked at other languages like uh eight like uh asian language maybe like thai what's the one where there's like lots of crow oh yeah and lao it's like a really cute little like mare it's like a girl writing it's like i want to see like bubble tie letters of a girl doing a gel pen on a black

page yeah imagine the curls on that dude all i want make that ugly sweater all i want for christmas is all i want is all i want for christmas is a tie girl to write on with a gel pen on a black page i know what you mean yeah man it would be awesome satisfying and like loopy i think then you out. All guys want the same fucking thing. I'm Horik. Did you guys see Pedophile Stephen Che? What? Yeah, you saw it.

A lot of people sent it to me. What? What's Pedophile Stephen Che? There's this pedophile that got busted, and he acts, and he has the confidence of Stephen Che. I am. And looks like Stephen Che. Someone sent it to me. I was like, I'm not bringing this up.

Oh, I am. Okay. Yeah, there's a Pedophile Stephen Che. Is there a video? Yeah, it's a video. Someone sent it to me. I was like, I'm not bringing this up. Oh, I am. Okay. Yeah, there's a pedophile Stephen Chay. Is there a video? Yeah, it's a video. Oh, it's a video. And the guy's confidence and it's busting a pedophile video. Confidence in his crime.

Reverse would be bad. Oh, it's like a Chris Hansen busting Stephen Chay is what we're about to look at. Well, it's like a vigilante. Better to bust a pedophile than a pedophile bust. I have not seen this. Oh, yeah. Look at pedophile Chay. What's that? I was hoping it was more of you bust. I have not seen those. Oh, yeah. Look at pedophile check. What's that?

I was hoping it was more of you guys. More of me? Yes. Why? Just came in to fight. Came in to fight? Yes.

And it's just this, like, Asian, very confident pedophile. They brawl? Yeah, they brawl. And the guy's like, I was hoping, and then he just got his ass kicked. Say I'm a predator.

Let him go. Let him boost his ass. Go. Let him go, Jeff. Stop this bitch. Honestly, I was hoping there was more of you guys. That's very much a Stephen Chay line. Yes.

What did he say? Honestly, I was hoping there was more of you guys. Because it's going to be a fight. Oh, he tried to play it off like he knew he was meeting dudes? No. Oh, maybe. He was cocky that he wanted more people to confront him. To beat up.

So he could get into a fight with them. The guys who confronted him, they're not law enforcement? No, they just go up and beat these guys up. They can't even, like, you could just walk away from them. They have skeletons in their closet. Those guys? People who do that. Yeah.

Like, all vigilantes are? No, maybe not all, but something about it is, yeah, the way they wanted to fuck them up. And the way that they pose as little girls online. Oh, yeah. That part is weird. Yeah. Like explicitly messaging that guy. It's like you think you've been talking to Olivia,

but you've been talking to Steve the whole time. Yeah. And then they're good at it. You probably thought I was 12, didn't you? Yeah. I was good. Like they're probably at times getting off to the nasty, nasty shit that they're saying. Rico had me running drills before the...

Hit that, Rico. Hit that. The unveiling of the Anus Studio happens today on Healthy Debate. Well, at least nobody will see it. Jesus Christ. What? What? Nothing.

No one responded to you. You saying what what what are you guys beefing no it's settled no it's settled it's washed yeah rico's beefing with everybody i think he's beefing with the entire company yeah last night really yeah definitely nicky smokes i'm trying to do you see the pictures of uh no show Jerry shot. Did you see when Jerry hit the half-court shot? Yeah. All the pictures of literally every employee losing their minds, and then Rico's just like, That was a bad screenshot,

because I saw in the video he kind of did a bow down to Jerry. I mean... I remember when LeBron hit his... 30 seconds after he realized everybody was going, you know? You can fake that. You can't fake the instant it Well, the video of the ball. I think he's being worse. This is that fucking Paiwan mentality that makes me sick.

Look. Where's Rico? Oh! Jersey Jerry! Chaos on the floor! You see him run into the wall. He's not happy. He's not happy.

He's not happy. He's not happy. He's not happy. Rico's not happy. See? No, he was like, $50, give it up for Jersey Jerry. But, yeah, I mean, he realized I should probably be happy. And he was getting shit up for mop duties. That's Nicky Smokes' fault. Yeah, natural reaction, he was like, nah.

Natural reaction, he's like, this fucking guy. Yeah, but Nicky Smokes spilling the beers. That's a fucked up move. There was a ton of beer. If there's people mopping, people from your company mopping, do you do it on purpose? Well, no. He actually explicitly says, I didn't do it on purpose.

Oh, he says that. Because that's why he doesn't say sorry, because he didn't do it on purpose. Very clipped. You only apologize for things you do on purpose. Kind of respect it. Yeah. Yeah, he could have helped.

But that mop also isn't built for that type of liquid. Also, Nicky Smokes didn't even raise his feet. When he was mopping? Did you not see the mopping video? No, I didn't see the mopping video. He had to mop around. And I don't want you guys to think that I'm anti-Nicky Smokes. This makes me like him a lot more.

He's the man. Can you describe your attitude and what your responsibilities are right now? Well, it's taking a bit of a knock. No names, but maybe a guy from Florida who got hired recently spilled the beer and had a big laugh, so the mop is now compromised. A lot of liquid. So that gets flustered. He was doing pretty good till it till this spill maybe it's Nikki spills not Nikki smoke no no no I've been coaching the refs we had a table error early I told him I warned him you got geriatrics on the table you need the younger guys in there we've had two

errors already and the halftime I was a little concerned because the halftime clock went down to full seconds not not tenths of a second. So I think we have a completely bad table tonight. It's early in the season for them as well. So have you looked into the rules of what it takes to be the mop guy and also be able to communicate with the players?

It definitely takes a little bit of knock of the scouting. I've been trying to call out screens, different things like that. But yeah, juggling two different things. How would you grade your effort tonight? B, so far. I mean, it would be a lot easier if nobody spilled the beer on the sideline. I'll say this for Rico. The idea of a mop guy getting actively involved in the game,

calling out screens, talking to the refs, I like that a lot. It's very funny. I like that a lot. Mopping under Nicky Smokes. Somebody, I'll find it for you. When I was walking in, Sister Jean was coming in, and I was super nervous. I held my breath because I thought a sharp exhale would be like a Thanos snap to her. My goodness.

Or just one disease, like a little particle of disease. She is one particle. I didn't get a good look at her. Is she as old as she looks on TV? The TV, uh, yeah. Yeah. They gave her like a spooky story angle. There was like a light from above her that was like casting like evil shadows

on her face. TJ, can you, uh, like face tune her so she's real smooth? Yeah, hold on. Alright, thanks, man. It's AI 16. Is that easy? i think so yeah i think so i think you could like make her nude too probably should we catfish a dude as sister g yeah and then show up the opposite of a pedophile yeah if you if you like edit it to where your sister je looks younger, how young does she go? Like 80? 60?

Yeah, young Sister Jean is like 100. Right. Sister Jean gets plastic surgery. To look 85. To look 85 years old, yeah. You guys, I forgot to tell you guys that you guys aren't shit. Oh. Oh, you did forget that. Yeah.

None of you guys are shit. No, you definitely told me that. I know that, yeah. None of you guys are shit. No, you definitely have told me that. I know that, yeah. You guys aren't shit. Dude, there's a restaurant right on the corner, and nobody put me on to that restaurant right on the corner. The Breakfast Club? Yeah, the Breakfast Club. You have to drive past.

We have to go past it to get here. Why do we have to put you on to that? That's like basically part of the entrance to this building. You can't get here without going past it. Show of hands. Everybody has? Iconic Chicagoland. Have you eaten there?

That's been around. Since 87? Yeah. I'm more of a burger baron. What'd you get? Burger baron. The omelet was fucking incredible. I got the omelet.

It was the tallest omelet I've ever had. It was so good. They're so nice and happy to have me in there. There's nobody in there. I don't know why you'd ever go to Chick-fil-A, Brandon. Well, I went there. I just got pancakes. Well, it's a cash only. No's not no not anymore not anymore what happened what

today they said now today they said dude i this is a game changer this is i said that's what i mean they had to they had to have changed it because of barstool i think they did honestly i came when when uh they've been doing cash only forever yeah it even still says the office opens and now they're like oh fuck they fuck, they're going to have office policy in Chicago already. Dude, this is just the start for us. Someone said they got robbed like two days ago. Yeah.

Oh. Well, it might be that. Oh, yeah. A cash only establishment. Okay. Okay. New theory. Let's put the money in the cloud.

No, it was probably a Barstow employee that robbed us. Yeah, that's true. I was purposely not going there because it was cash only. And I was like, I'm not fucking paying $5.50 to use your ATM. ATM's out of service. To pay you. So maybe that got robbed too? I don't know.

But Brandon, I couldn't stop thinking of you when I was in there. I was like, this is a very Brandon spot. It's down home. Very good food. You can speak Spanish to the waiters and waitresses. Did you? I didn't. I don't want to flex on them.

Me llamo Ron. They know I have it. Yeah. Poder servir porque yo soy Ron. Yeah, I didn't fucking realize there's the Mexican population here. It's booming. Oh, yeah. Gigantic.

One of the biggest in the U.S. Yeah. Or a percentage, too. Yeah, the entire area. And they crush it at diners I remember growing up Going to diners out here And just my uncle

Speaking Spanish And flexing on them It was a fucking sick move I don't know if it's Flexing on them They probably do it better No no he was flexing On their diners

Gringo speaking Fucking Spanish That's incredible We go to a place Called Michael's They had hot dogs Brandon you would've Fucking loved it You keep bringing me up Yeah because you like that kind of stuff i do

like this they're like nostalgic restaurants i whenever we go to a place and and i can't speak spanish but i still do the exact same flex that you would do because i just i have my wife do it yeah and i act like it's me doing watch this Watch this. Your poly god ass wife. Yeah. Do the thing. Do the thing. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Huh?

You see that? See? She orders. They have a nice chorizo over there too. And then she says, please get me out of this loveless marriage. Give me chorizo. Damn. But yeah, that place is fantastic.

We got to start going there every day. Let's go, guys. Let's go tomorrow, right? All right. Let's go, guys. Let's go tomorrow, man. All right. Let's go next week. Don't let them fool you. All right, let's go next week. Yeah.

All right, next Tuesday it is. We'll see you Tuesday at the breakfast bar. We'll do it. We'll be exhausted after we help you move all those boxes into your apartment. I know. Winnetka. What's it like when everybody flies out every week, like on Wednesdays? They pretty much are our coach.

They work. Tommy pretty much works here. Tommy still feels the need to come up and hug me and dap me like I haven't seen him in a while. Rico's been here all week. Yeah. Yeah. The Bustin' Boys come a lot. Yeah.

There's some famous football players in the office today. Yeah. There's one right there. Speaking of the Bustin' Boys. Hello. Hey. What up one right there. Hello. Hey. What up, Willie? What's up, bro?

Come sit down with us. Come break bread. Have a seat. Have a conversation with us. Are you doing your Native American voice just for welcoming somebody? We'll sit with casting. Dude, that's awesome that you can't get in trouble for that. What are you doing?

Okay. Just sit down. You can't get in trouble from that because you're American as well. Yeah, I'm also native to this. Yes. Same way that they were. It's a sick flex. You can say the old Washington team name.

Jay. Jay. Suicide. Wait till Big Kid gets here. Oh, Big Kid? Cat? He's not He's not dead That was a joke

The ghost of The spirit of Big Cat Will get here What's up Don't Don't use the Oh they're not on They're not on yeah

Did you have an omelette this morning No I didn't eat anything this morning Shit what you hit They meant pinatas What you hit in the In the room Yesterday I did some Bulgarians Some Bulgarians split squat Shit, what you hit? Them empanadas. What you hit in the room? Yesterday I did some Bulgarians.

Some Bulgarians split squat. Oh, yeah. Nice. Some RDLs. You're working on that posterior chain. That ass is getting right, I will tell you that. I love to hear stuff like that. What else?

I saw someone touch your ass today. You flexed it. I think I kind of got sucked into you guys. I won't shy away from that. I else? I saw someone touch your ass today. You flexed it. I think I kind of got sucked into your ass. I won't shy away from that. I have a decent. Yeah. It's just hairy. You think that you can manufacture a great ass, or you think you're born with it?

Probably a little bit of both. Yeah? I mean, there's no, you know. What? Probably not a lot of helping out with Nick. No. No chance of a great ass on Nick? It's like a tech deck bowl. I don't think. what probably not that's a lot of helping out with Nick no no chance of a great ass on Nick

it's like a tech deck bowl I don't think I don't think Brandon B either no I have concave ass no you have no ass

I mean the glutes are just like any other muscle my farts echo inside of my cheeks what do you mean they're like any other muscle you got a lot of back so yeah

anyone I got a planetarium ass you think so? Yeah. I mean, right? Glutes are a muscle. I think there's genetics to ass, right? There's genetics to calves.

Genetics to the peak. Yeah. Of how good it can be or like the physical peak of the pointiness of the ass muscle. That too. Because ass is like a bicep. A pointy ass muscle is weird to look at. How about Leonard Fournette's, the backs of his legs? In those shorts?

He's been doing his RDLs for sure. God damn. Damn. He had a bicep on his ass. Leonard Fournette, when he tweeted himself in those fucking short-ass football shorts. You didn't see it, KB? I'd like to see it. Oh, yeah.

My God. That's my favorite BBC article. I forgot about him. Who does he play for? I think he's a free agent right now. He's on the bills. He just got on the bills. I like that one.

That's when I got blacked. Oh, my God. Wait, there's an even better one where he's running. Let's see his ass, please. Yeah, we need the side angle so we can see it. Jesus. Ay-yi-yi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look at that. I mean, that's Jesus. Aye, aye, aye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that. I mean, that's like the long, like, it's like a bicep. He knows what he's doing with those pants. Oh, yeah. That's great. And we can compare that to the blanket that that dad wears. Oh, what's he doing up north? Not much.

Oh, wow. He's like the opposite of Whitworth. I respect that. Some guys just, you think some NFL players would be great no matter what? They're just warriors, but they feel like they have to be in the gym and look strong, but they just would be big no matter what, and they get weirdly aesthetic bodies. You're saying like what he's saying?

Like dudes who get big-ass biceps and arms and shit like that. You're an offensive tackle, so, like, that might not be the most functional muscles that you could develop, but you feel like you have to just because you're in the weight room all the time. Yeah. I mean, some guys are like that. Some dudes just love, like, working out all the time when they don't need to. Yeah. Just getting fat arms.

Yeah, I mean, Will Levis. You see the size of his arms? Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, some of you see the size of his arms yeah that was crazy I mean some of these cats he's lifting like a heartbroken man you know anything I'm sure there's an album getting made

yeah he slings it I'll tell you what though they got back together though didn't they I don't know did they yeah I thought they got back together

can we look that up before we dive into this I think they got back together recently yeah over the last two weeks they got back together. Can we look that up before we dive into this? I think they got back together. Recently? Yeah, over the last two weeks they got back together. Oh, of course. No. You're saying that's bad?

After you throw four touchdowns and then they come in. That's relationship business. I'm a fan of Will. I have no ties to him. It's funny, like when he has that game, you get the, hey, I know things haven't been the best, but I just want you to know I'm proud of you. Hope you're well.

You don't have to respond to this probably text after the game damn i always knew you could tell that you know yeah no i don't know i don't know for sure i played the same game as everybody else you see that she went wherever she went to that concert by herself while my boys in training camp who are you guys talking about the pattern will levis and levis had a girlfriend yeah who is she how do you guys all know this curly hair she was at the draft she was the one at the draft who looked disinterested but uh yeah she i think she got a deal right after that i think she did yeah she went like mega viral yeah i mean but i think they're back together what funny timing we've got to know if that's true before we continue.

Did Jack Mag talk about it? Oh, for sure. Oh, this is the right guy. I should text him and ask him. He would know. Yeah, hit him up. Her name is Gia Duddy? That's not right.

That's a bad name. What ethnicity is that? That's a TikTok name. Gia Duddy. Gia Duddy. Gia Duddy. Duddy is like. What's one last name?

Gia Duddy. Duddy's like a white rapper from 2009. Yeah. A dude named Dutty. Lil' Dutty. Yeah, Dutty. We're almost in a circle right now. We're almost in the powwow.

It's like a Jedi council. Oh, no. Like a powwow run? What is a wigwam? Great. Jedi council. Thanks, man. Big Star Wars guy.

What did the Jedi Council do? Fucking nothing, dude. Nothing? No. They were sitting on their fucking asses. What's the number one thing they ruled on? Like what was the... They didn't make Anakin a Jedi Master.

Okay. Fuck the whole thing. And that's what started. It's like they understood the future and where he was trending, but they just would rather stay in the room than go out there and help the guy out. It's outrageous. It's like NFL. Yeah, that's us.

It's round, yeah. And you guys know my ass is Kit Fisto. That's who I'd be. Who is that? Is that the one with the alien head? Oh, that's Kit F know my ass is Kit Fisto. That's who I'd be. Who is that? Is that the one with the alien head? Oh, that's... Yeah. That ain't me. I'm Kit Fisto.

Brother, they all got alien heads. Yeah, they're all aliens. Does Yoda vibe in that? Yoda's right there. You know there's a Jedi that's a Hutt? Pretty crazy. Like Jabba? Yeah, but he's a Jedi.

So a Hutt is like a species? I believe so. Probably not. Probably a different name for it. Yeah, I have a misunderstanding of's a Jedi. So a Hutt is like a species? I believe so. Well, probably not. Probably a different name for it. Yeah, I have a misunderstanding of what a Jedi is. Like, I just assume a Jedi is like a badass fighter. That's what I thought. I think that's what it is.

No, it's not. More eye candy. Yeah, who... That's not a... They have the power of the force. They're just dudes that have the power of the force. How many Hutts do we meet? Or do we meet? Yeah.

Are there any women on the Jedi Council? Yeah, maybe two. Padme yeah are there any women on the jedi council yeah me too are there any women in the yeah yeah padme is right they've been coming around she's not a jedi they've been adapting they've been evolving so are white guys a minority over there yeah that's fire liberals dream damn that's fucking fucked. I heard you, Zah. The oppressed class. Damn. Did Jagmech message back? Speaking of liberal. Gia Dirty. Gia Dirty.

Nope, he hasn't messaged back. Fuck the Hut, by the way. Oh, that Hut, yeah. Fuck the Hut. You know, I was thinking about it what i think pizza hut sends him out there and says go be the star of the show and here's what he does that's his job and you fed him you you you fed yeah wrong to him i thought that we you were trying to grease his wheels too you were having like conversations trying to offered him 200 dollars brandon just

wanted to touch his muscles i did yeah brand Yeah, Brandon's like, can I just. Yeah, I rubbed him down after it was nice. It was a good time. I tried setting a pick on him. Just got annihilated. Yeah. Is he supposed to score? No.

No, he's supposed to play defense, isn't he? He's supposed to prevent us from scoring. That sure is how ain't defense. No. Seems like he's just out there. He's trying to get a contract. Oh, there's some bad looks out of me and him. How many NBA teams did he send this to?

You think he sent it to teams in, like, Hungary? Yeah. Look at this. Oh, my God. When he walks past you? I'm done trying to gain respect in the size department. You're left to right size. You're not up in the – you're not north-south size.

Wait, are you giving up the gym? Yeah, I'm going gonna go back to being Curly Stooge. Nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak. We're not ordinary people. Nyak, nyak, nyak. We're morons. Nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak. Yeah, I forgot you used to be Curly Stooge. What body type

is that? You ever search up Curly Stooge best moments? Oh, God. Alright, TJ. Getting bonked in the head for 30 minutes. You just get hurt in the head. What else does he get bonked with? Is it just two by fours? Everything.

Oh, it's everything. Everything in the head. Bowling balls, everything. Like large metal. That was you. Certainly. These are his best moments. Slightly.

Slightly. Slightly. Slightly. Slightly. Slightly. Slightly. Slightly. Slightly.

Almost like. These are just his sounds, his top sounds. His best moments are way better. I've seen Frank do some of that stuff i feel like frank is definitely inspired by curly dude my dad i think he respects stay up late and watch three stooges would you laugh yeah i mean when you're a kid getting the whole hitting on the head and everything else like those were funny my dad loved it jack mack says no no they're not will levis and gia duddy are not back together whoa can. Can confirm. She was the one running around

with Wallen, right? Yeah. In my opinion, she fumbled. I mean, Wallen's not a fumble, though, is he? Yeah, but is he going to be loyal to her? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Wallen's just in and out, right? Yeah, Wallen's a... Broadway girl. That's a pit stop. I think that's the point. Yeah, that's how you do it.

That's how it works. That's how sex works. Are NFL players the biggest wife guys of the Big Four? Absolutely. that's the point yeah that's how i do it that's how it works that's how sex works yeah are nfl players the biggest wife guys of the big four absolutely i know baseball guys are the least wife guys i was gonna say they would be number one i thought we're the most oh they're the least we're the most family-friendly league. How does hockey do? Do they run hockey games? I think they fuck around, yeah. NFL probably is, right?

You guys aren't on the road as much as everyone else? Right. You need those hometown tanks. Yeah. But the buddies that play baseball, though, they have three nights in a town. Yep. Oh, they can fool on relationships. Yeah, they're like having like—

In the summer, too, yeah. Right, they're having— And they're going to the city four times throughout a town. Yep. Oh, they can fool on relationships. Yeah, they're like having like. In the summer too, yeah. Right, they're having. Second, third family. And they're going to the city four times. Yeah. Throughout a year. Rich as fuck. I mean, if you're a ball player and like back in the day, you could have multiple.

More than two. Wasn't it? Oh, yeah. Was it Bartolo Colon that had multiple families? So I think someone notable actually did have multiple families. The coach of Hoover did. Hoover. You're talking about Rush Probst? Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

He did. Probst. Coach Probst. Yeah, he had two families. Yeah, while that show was happening. Yeah, which is balls. How did he get juggled? Yeah, he got exiled to Valdosta.

Oh, he's been everywhere now. Yeah, it was Bartolo Colon. He had multiple families? Yeah. Baseball players probably aren't as recognizable. Double life with secret family life with secret so nobody's gonna like snap a picture of him especially bartolo cologne's fat ass yeah that's fair he's a big boy he's fat yeah he's fat if you can still play in pro by the way if you have the means to support him like a baseball player and is there like is it unethical you're right yeah is it anybody's business, if you can do it. Probably the other woman's.

Should we all? But what if the other family is like cool? Brandon's a big polygamy guy. No, I'm just asking. What do you mean, what if the other family is cool? Who are we to judge? Okay, well, let me ask you. If you were a good-looking cat and you played Major League Baseball.

Stop you right there. Brandon, you lost, Brandon. Would you try and juggle a couple families? Like, if this was the same situation like back in the 80s. No, no, i couldn't i could back in the 80s i couldn't imagine doing it i couldn't imagine you don't even like having one no it's rough it's tough out but i'm just saying if if you know if a guy gets into some money that has never been into some money before is it that big of a deal if he's also going if he's spending the night other places and maybe during that time he's supporting another family.

That's the excuse if you get caught. I didn't come up with money. He's got money for the first time. Yeah, I want to spread it out to everybody. Yeah. He's a socialist. Brigham Brand. That's what I'm getting.

He's a commie. Yeah, you're trying to just have unlimited families. Spread the wealth. Be like, who is it? Nick Cannon. Mormon. Nick Cannon has a Cannon Nick Cannon's starting an organ farm he only started having kids

when he was diagnosed with lupus and he's having those so he can get those from the kids is that true yes everybody fucking knows it

Elon Musk is low key doing the same thing yeah but nobody has a problem with it when Elon's doing it cause Elon's very clear that he's on this earth for the shit he's on this earth for

the shit he's trying to do. But you don't think Nick Cannon is? What does lupus do? I don't know. Lupus is one of those diseases. I was thinking pirates. Selena's got it. I don't really know what lupus is.

I think you're thinking of scurvy. Yeah. Absolutely. Brandon, was the oil in the oil diffuser too strong? So I wanted to say a couple things about your place. Oh, Jesus. It's an incredible place. It is an incredible place.

It is very clean. Your apartment? Your house? It's remarkably clean. It's not really a home. It's a weird area. It smells fantastic. Smells are important.

When I got in there, this is the biggest part. When I got in there, it was too hot. And I said, Nick, it's too hot. He said, well, there's a thermostat. Put it on whatever you want. I put it on 68. And when it got to 68, it was the most pleasant building I've ever been in. It was cool.

I try to host well. 68's great. It was cool. It was dark. The smell was wonderful. I try to provide a good experience. Everything about it was perfect. There was a picture of me on the wall.

Yeah, that was true. I changed that out for anybody visiting. I actually started doing a new thing. I bought a fake plant, and I plucked some of the leaves off and put them on the ground so people think it's real, and some of the leaves fell off. He was in the guest room. There is a photo of B-4-4. Yeah, I told you.

A shirtless photo of B-4-4. Yeah, there's two twins and a bad boy. Yeah. He's also a twin, but his brother's not in it. B-4-4 is three people? It's before four. Before four. That's what it means?

Three? Yeah, it means three. What a runaround. It could have just been on there. Would you say B-4-4, not before four? B-4-4. B-4-4. B-4. B-4-4. Before. Look. B-4-4. B-4. Yeah, okay. B-4.

B-4-4. Look at B-4-4 and you understand. Before four. But before, B-4 sounds like a bingo number. Is it before four or B-4-4? We listened to B-4-4 on the drive-in. It's B-4-4. We listened to one song and it was about going, eating pussy.

Reciprocating oral sex. Yeah. Before four. Wait, that's the guys? Yeah, that's the guys. Oh, they were talking about, they're pro. They're pro eating pussy after they get sucked. Wait.

Dudes look like that. After they get sucked. And when were they coming up? They're AI? So the 90s, it was a controversial topic. Like, you were getting accused of gaydom. Yeah, of gaydom. Gaydom.

Sopranos were like, they were making it seem weak. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when they accused Dion of being gay What show was that Where like Dion Had to like defend himself And be like

No problem with gay people But I'm just not It was like It was Skip Bayless Skip Bayless had like A fucking He's always He's the king of that

Yeah Calling Dion gay That's kind of funny Yeah I'm doing the same thing With Glennie Balls, honestly. Skip is the king of calling people gay. Who else has he been calling gay?

That's how he got his big break. We've been talking about this. That's probably how you get responses out of athletes that would otherwise ignore you. That is a great point. That's why I got Taylor's phone number. Heard you're gay. Nuh-uh. Let's go drink. right man i'm not

fucking gay yep a lot of phone number asking last night i feel like everybody out here all the dudes out here just like oh let me get your number like dudes at the at the barstool bar just like i'm looking for a job like strangers yeah like just so bold being like just yeah let me get your number and i'll just like call you about getting a job. Oh, yeah. I think I gave my number out last night, but I can't remember who it was. You guys got burners? I don't.

A fake number? Yeah. I don't. That sounds fucking smart. You'd need one if you were starting a second family. I don't either. Yeah, good question. No.

No, I don't either. How do you avoid that? How do you say no to that? Say no to the number? I say just follow me on Instagram, and I'll DM you there. That's fucking good. Dude, a contractor out here today actually tried getting my number, I feel like. In my head, that's what they were trying to do.

Hey, I got this. You know, you want this photo? I'll shoot it over to you. Throw your number in here. I was like, oh, you got AirDrop? We just do AirDrop. Yeah, it's good. here I was like oh you got airdrop we just do airdrop yeah that's good because I felt like that was kind of

that's good the approach you guys feel bad ignoring texts I used to now it's that kind of just do it I feel bad

give them the number ignoring texts like if you text me and I ignore it I think didn't that happen with you you ignored my text oh yeah yeah yeah more often than not that's false you you committed kind of a faux pas last stream we were on together uh we were with kyle long and you started a group chat with both of us who knows i didn't have his number his number prior. What was the group chat?

To play Risk. Yeah. Is that a no-no? What? Like, just to start a group chat with two dudes that don't know each other and one's exponentially more popular and richer and doesn't care about the other one.

I don't think you're that much richer. Yeah, I was going to say, man. I'm not that much richer. You're salting Kyle Long a little bit. Yeahier yeah right he just flamed him taller and bigger yeah no not at all you're the you're the man bro fuck yeah it's one of those seasons you don't even you're not even worried about it okay just sit in the cat seat and then i'll probably give him my seat and i text him right after you were thinking that like in my brain it's not even all like in here this is this is so get in here that's a compliment that you didn't even think that.

Well executed, Taylor. Thank you. I was sitting there. You walked just slowly enough to get noticed. That was the goal. I will walked away, and I was looking around, and JP's like, they're on the yak. So I wanted to throw a little line out there and see if the boy's invited. They don't like Will more than me.

And of all people. Hey, Taylor. How are you? Good, how are you? You guys have been going back and forth a little bit. of all people. Hey, Taylor. How are you? Good. How are you? You guys have been going back and forth a little bit. We're good. We're good.

I think we're solid. Taylor's gay ass? Yeah. Taylor's gay ass. Oh, shit. I mean, it's up in the air. Every time. That's true or not. That's for sure.

Your gay ass is up in the air? Perfect. Excellent. I got to go, guys. I love having you on. What was your beef with Brandon? He just, you know, pokes the bear. Michigan football.

He found some of my mannerisms to be rude. Well, every time I'm on the show, you big time me three times when we first met. But I think we've gotten past that. And now we're on to more fun things like college football. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're good. I think we're selling. Fantastic.

All right. And I never big time. How can he big time you? Correct. You know what I mean? Thank you, Roan. No, because it's more of a – With a power dynamic.

It's a talking thing. It's an attitude, mannerism type thing. Yeah. Not about how the stature – I just am not – Yeah. You almost got to respect it. I'm just subpar socially.

He's the biggest guy in the room and he's like – I'm subpar socially. Prison rules here at Marstool. I'm not great socially. I'm just subpar socially. He's the biggest guy in the room and he's like prison rules here. I'm not great socially. I do okay. You would rather be perceived as a dick than as kind of a quirky, socially awkward man.

I don't know if it's perception per se. My social skills lag about five seconds behind what they should. Now you just read the fuck out of him. He did. Holy. Be in tune with his feelings. about five seconds behind what they should. Now, you just read the fuck out of him. He did. Spot on. Holy shit. He'd be in tune with his feelings.

Nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak. Yeah. I don't know if you boys saw my baddest dudes at Barstool ranking, but you guys were both on there. I wanted to know your comments on them. I actually had you as my baddest guy. Really? Yeah, as my baddest guy. You as my baddest guy you didn't even see it he saw it

i would say if you knew me a little bit better it's probably a miss but i do appreciate you think so well how would you re-rank it if you were to rank the baddest dudes how would you what would your top 10 look like oh i don't arian arian foster top top five top three yeah yeah yeah Arian Foss is in there who's your boy Pat Bev Pat Bev I feel bad because I kind of accidentally disrespected him

at the Barstool Awards it's okay you big timed him I didn't mean to why do you think Pat Bev what's that what makes you think Pat Bev I just like his

I like his style Arian and Pat Bev why Pat Bev I like it he's a shit talker to me that's bad I like that. He's a shit talker. To me, that's bad. I like that.

Would you put yourself in there? Top ten? In what? Top ten? Yeah. Maybe. Debatable. Would you have us at? I had you at one.

I think I had four. You know it's not debatable. Yeah. Why would you even say that? Look around. He's like, Will, would you consider yourself in the top ten? I'm thinking he's trying to mess with me. Just say yes.

Then there's two hockey guys. We have a couple hockey guys. Biz, you've got to put in there. Whit, maybe. Chaps was in Fallujah. That's pretty badass. Yeah. Yeah.

I would say Arian won. But I commented under it. Yeah, Arian, I think. I forgot. Because he is. He does some Brazilian jiu-jitsu. And I've heard through the grapevine. Does anyone else do combat sports here?

Donnie, Chef Donnie. He belongs in there? I don't know. He's pretty new. Yeah? Yeah. Have you ever grappled with him? No.

We need a mat. You got to. Yeah. I feel like you could just do it right here. Honestly, I feel like you guys have unfinished business. Yeah, it seemed pretty even last time. There's no unfinished business. I feel like it was super even last time.

Do you think you got him? Do what? Well, it was a trip. Do I think I won? Oh, you did. Yeah. He tripped over a wire, though. You don't think I won, Taylor?

I don't know. I just think it's up for debate. I think he might have tripped. You need to get that. Don't celebrate when I do one. I'm don't know. I just think it's up for debate. I think he might have tripped. You need to get that rubber back. Don't celebrate when I do one. I'm a hype man. I'm your boy. No.

I'm your boy. I don't want you as my boy if it's like that. Whoa. You just got to see. I got to see through that. Don't say things you can't take back. Trust me. Don't say things you can't take back.

You got to stand on something. You going to try to troll both sides? You going to celebrate and be like, hey, Will, it wasn't me. I think you guys should settle it right here. But it's just once a year. No, there's nothing to settle. He tried hustling me. It didn't work.

And I would be dumb to go back and try and fall for it again, especially when he's ready and knows how to handle it. I'm going to head out. I'll take that, yeah. And you know that that's the – we talked about it last time. I didn't think I was going to get you last time. Yeah, you did. I just think my best chance is defense.

I'm better defensively than offensively, so I thought my best chance was you getting in on maybe like a weak half-con. KB, bro, you wrestled. And that would be my strategy next time is to try to get you to shoot on me. Yeah, you for sure thought. I wasn't giving – yeah, I was trying – yeah. But you thought you were going to get me. No, I thought that was my best chance.

Yes, you did. No. No, no, I didn't. But you thought you were going to get me. No, I thought that was my best chance. Yes, you did. No. No. No. I didn't. I know your guys' mentalities, man. There's no – you're not baiting. You're not doing all that stuff you don't believe in.

Your scrambling ability. I didn't believe my chances to take a shot on you and finish it. Well, yeah, but that's because I'm too – My hips are better than anything else, so I wanted you to get in on me. There's one way to settle this. You still? Uh-huh. We still talking about wrestling?

Talking about wrestling is like dancing about architecture, dude. I want to see it. Talking about something else now. No, I can't. Dancing about architecture. Hey, guys, sorry. We should roll it. KB, we should get a mat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ron, here's a thought. Get a little circle going. If you ranked me as number one of baddest dudes in Barstool, Big Cat Gets Here essentially tells me to get up and walk away. Where does that put Big Cat at? Oh, yeah. There's a whole different org chart when it comes down to that.

There's a different. It's a different org. We were saying. He flushed you. His top ten of badass dudes was just a way to snuff out the pussies because Billy and Captain Cons complained. They were like, we weren't on the list. If you complain about that, then you'll never be on that list.

I scrolled right past. I said, I'm not watching this. Yeah, I'm not on this. I did actually, like, when I was at five, I was like, is this where I'm going to be? He can't put me one, but, you know, four. There's probably a lot of people who got very offended by the baddest boy at bar story.

Not even very offended, but even a little offended is more embarrassing. Oh, you should do baddest boy. That's different than baddest dude. Oh, yeah, baddest boy at bar still ranking. Not even very offended, but even a little offended is more embarrassing. Oh, you should do baddest boy. That's different than baddest dude. Oh, yeah, baddest boy. You're a baddest boy, Rob. Yeah, you are the baddest boy. But that's why I'm equipped to rank the people. Right.

I'm like the Jedi Council, and I can determine who's a Jedi. Mm-hmm. That not how it works? It doesn't matter at all. They love they love learning no i've never seen that shit i'm trying to make the next i've never fucking seen that dumb shit what you guys been yakking about i'm sorry i'm late don't be sorry running around uh tj facetuned sister jean to make her smooth mm-hmm he yeah he deep faked oh okay hey can I write be quiet really quick dibs thank you have you guys done any ads we did row back row back okay so we

we have like a shitload of stuff we got a lot to do a lot of stuff we get to get to get to today cuz we got to do I gotta pay people yeah our wheel we do dodge ball here which dodgeball. They're here. Which dodgeball we're going to pick. I think everyone's going to come down around one-ish, and then we're going to pick captains with the wheel, and then we'll just do a draft.

How many people are playing dodgeball, and how big are the teams? Teams of five, so however many people we have, we'll break them into teams of five. I'm going to tell Hank 130. A little more. 115. I'm going to say about 15 minutes. Yeah, 130. 130. That's going to tell Hank 130. A little more. 115. I'm going to say that's in about 15 minutes. Yeah, 130.

It's going to be a fun little tournament. Yeah. It's going to be a first stream. Oh, but it's captain, so it's not like people who have a show together become a team. Yeah, yeah. We'll do captains. And Roe and I are going to announce Jersey Jerry's going to ref. He's very... That's why he's got the whistle.

Yeah. He's been whistling a lot is jersey jerry getting too much power i want jersey to have all the power reffing and it's a bad idea dan no jersey jerry with power is very funny because he will fuck it up and it will be funny to watch here's what here's what you might need to worry about is if you start to give jersey jerry too much power what if he tries to overthrow you? I don't think he ever would. But I guess that's what everyone, that's what Julius Caesar said. Like this Brutus guy, he's my guy, he's my boy. He won't do shit.

We're fucking boys. No, we have our plan. Like, so for the next two to three months, we're going to just see what happens with the space, like do weird streams, sports, all that stuff. And then hopefully sometime January, February, we're going to actually set up like a structured league that people can follow. And my idea is to have Jersey Jerry

be the commissioner of the league. But at any point, the league could meet to vote him out. Because I think that would happen within a week. It would be great drama. And then maybe vote him back in. Do you need a replacement right away when you vote him out? I think you'd have to find a replacement right away. But Jerry having to navigate office politics would be great content.

Him trying to get people to vote for him and that stuff, it'd be great to watch. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so wait wait what do we need to do tj uh do the high noon ad okay we have the wheel we have we're sponsored by fortnight today oh that's exciting and we have the draft i got to my hotel room last night and there were two high noons sitting there

perspiring, just sweaty, beautiful high noons. Were you itching to load up the cooler and oversized lawn games when you saw them? I felt like I was about to be at a tailgate. I felt like what I have in front of me is perfect for a tailgate. They had the pear in there. Cranberry. And they had the cranberry in there. Looking like a bog. Yeah, it was fantastic. It was just exactly what I was looking for at that time, but it's really at any time. I was fiending for one last night when we were watching basketball. I feel like it's a nice drink, you know, watch the game, pop on the game, high noon, get the party pack maybe.

That's how I felt. I had a couple before I showed up to the stadium. Did you? Get the nerves out. Nick,'s how I felt. I had a couple before I showed up to the stadium. Did you? Get the nerves out. Nick, you good boy. Thank you. High Noon, the absolute best. I'd say get some High Noons today.

I'd say get a couple for yourself today if it's up to you. Did you guys talk about how much we fucking hate the Hut? A little bit, yeah. A little bit, very little. Brandon tried to give him $200. Brandon's in cahoots with him. Yeah, I tried to bribe him so I could get out early. Yeah, no problem with that. He tried to talk to me after.

I was like, we're not cool. It was kind of awkward. He was in there watching the highlights of it. Yeah, it's all his highlights, yeah. He took over more this year than he did last year. Dave had a good theory on the broadcast. He was like, there's a chance the Hut works for Pizza Hut, and he's like the salesperson who signs this deal every year just so he can go dunk.

There's no way the Hut works for Pizza Hut. That was a fun time last night. Bad games. Yeah. Bad games. Not the outcome we wanted. I was so shocked how good we were. I put a future on it.

That was kind of horseshit at Mississippi State. Why? If Janz was really a Barstool guy, he would not have won by that many points. He would have known that putting on a good show is better than the kick in their ass. Yeah, well, I was kind of disrespectful. I was still shocked. I didn't know we had that in us. How many Mississippi State fans were mad at us for,

I mispronounced his name for the first five minutes. The message boards were hot. Yeah. The message boards were hot. Got a couple DMs. I was – well, I'll tell you one text I got this morning. It was funny. It was from a 75-year-old man in the Mississippi State fan base,

and it said, you should kick your boss in Big Cat's ass. You should have announced our game. Ooh. That's love. That's where we are. Are you going to do that? What's going on? What's the wrong pronunciation?

I was calling him Chris Johns. His name is Janz. The SID came over and corrected us at the first time out, and then Dave just started belittling the SID on air for the next 10 minutes, which was awesome. It's like, who's this squid? You don't fucking tell us. Well, his name's Matt.

He's a great guy. Great guy. Yeah. Hey, squid's such a funny term. Oh, it's the best. Yeah. That's a good, solid term. Squid out of here.

Is it a hockey term? Where's it come from? I feel like all... Rocket power. It's rocket power. I thought it was rocket power. Yeah. It's squid.

Rocket power? Yeah. The fat little farmer's tan boy. You're thinking of Shoeby. Well, Shoeby is people visiting. Oh, they did call him squid. Hell of a goalie. A lot of those people do great goalie.

Remind me of the rest of the game. Good on a longboard. Hockey chirps are the best. Have you guys seen the show Shorzy? Yes. How good? I lied. I didn't. Why'd Shorzy? Yes. How good? I lied. I didn't.

Why don't you say yes? I don't know. It felt like one of those things like I got stuck. I know, but I know it's a good show. It's so much easier to say yes. Yeah.

It's so much easier to say yes. Should we lie to Taylor? Yeah, lie to me. Humor me also. You guys need to watch that show. It's two seasons. There's six episodes in each season

and it is, it's one long run on sentence. It's hockey chirps high pace good good funny humor shout out jared kizo have you ever watched the video of like the little boys uh like giving their best hockey chirps always it's on tiktok i don't know if you might be able to find that but they just end everything with bud yeah oh is that you bring your stick with your bud yeah it sounds so call that a shot bud yeah exactly and they spell b-a-u-d bud yeah fucking beauties jay also needs to run oh yeah yeah you didn't run we waited for you oh thank you i figured you wanted to watch that yes chad a nice little i need him to have a incentive to get faster you well he embarrassed himself

you guys hear about jay going one for ten from free throws yesterday for $1,000? I heard people were rumoring or talking about it this morning. Yeah. I heard that he never adjusted his shot once. Never adjusted his shot once. Yeah. If you have ten shots, I don't know if I want to say. Okay.

But it was a reliable source. That's the definition of insanity. I'll tell you what, he's got a fade going on right now. Yeah, he looks aerodynamic. Big fade boy. No glasses. I just gave him a thumbs up. Push it today, Che.

Push yourself. All right, three. Wait, Che. Make him go fast. If you go under 30 seconds, I will let you have redemption on the free throw line. Oh, wow. Yes. What did he get last time?

One for 10. No, I'm saying his run. What did he get time-wise? He's been like 31, 32. Break 30, Che. Break 30, you get redemption. Get the phone. There we go.

Say redemption is just for his redemption. It's just personal redemption. You get to shoot, and I'll give you personally $100 for every one you make. Now, wait a minute. Are you going to get benefits from all this? Yeah. He's not going to make more than $100. Drive with your legs.

Really pump the arms, too. He just had a plate of lunch. What did you have for lunch? Groceries? A plate of lunch. I just had lunch. How you could have said that. We'll usually eat lunch in a bowl. My favorite food is had lunch. That's how you could have said that. We'll usually eat lunch in a bowl.

My favorite food is probably lunch. All right. A stick of lunch. Ready? Come on. Three, two, one, go. Slow, slow. Slow start.

Oh, wow. You think he's not going to do it? Push yourself. Push yourself. I think the problem is he doesn't want redemption on the shots. No. You're right. You're right.

Scared of the moment. Here he goes. He's picking it up. Okay. There it is. There it is. I guess louder as he goes along. You got it.

Finish strong. Finish strong. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, he's got it. He does. Finish strong. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, he's got it. He does. Time. Hey. What was it?

What was the time? 28-93. He's earned the chance to embarrass himself another way. But if he goes one for ten when he's winning money for other people and then goes eight for ten when it's his money, kind of a long play by him. I would respect it, yeah. Let's see.

Does this show just end when we get used to humiliation? It's exposure therapy. You did it. Most of us have pissed our pants. Yeah, fuck. And don't even think twice about it. Yeah. What was your secret?

More good shoes. More good shoes. More good your secret more good shoes good shoes or good shoes do you think the glasses were causing too much drag a spoiler all right go shoot did you do a celebration I didn't see it no didn't even celebrate it's about the free throws okay I got it I heard that Jesse Owens ran the 100 today with the improvements in track and shoe technology. He'd be almost as fast as Usain Bolt. People haven't gotten that much faster, but technology in the shoe and in the track has gotten faster. I believe that.

It'd also be crazy because he's dead. Yeah, a dead guy flying. I mean, a ghost, he should just be fucking zooming around. Yeah, no, those tracks, like the one they did in the Olympics, I think in China maybe, is like this is the bounciest track ever. Yeah, you're run spring. Yeah, there's different. It changes everything.

Is he going right now? I think so. Yeah. He's going for the worst ball. How many warm-ups? That's interesting. You warming up or just going right into it? Right into it.

Integrity. He can't see without his glasses. Here he goes. But he can't see his glasses. He can't see without his glasses. Oh, that was bad. That was really bad. Taylor, you just looked disgusted.

That was bad. You got legitimately pissed. Yeah, I don't have a great shot. Oh, that was bad. That was really bad. Taylor, you just looked disgusted. That was bad. You got legitimately pissed. Yeah, I don't have a great shot. Oh, my God. That was better than the first one. 0 for 2. I watched Taylor LeJuan hit seven threes in a row earlier. That was the biggest thing.

That will never happen again. 0 for 3. Taylor outshot Mark. Wow. I don't know. What? Taylor outshot you today. Is I don't know. What? Taylor outshot you today. Is this what we're doing?

0 for 4. Listen. Let's focus on. Titus. Titus. He's 0 for 4. I'm trying to focus. He's 0 for 5.

And he's not getting better. I told you he doesn't adjust. He's 0 for 5. He's 0 for 6. This is supposed to be redemption. This is awesome. This is the least clutch dude I've ever seen. This might be for 6. Supposed to be a redemption. This is awesome. This might be the only thing I want to watch every day. You can't see him in there.

He's the least clutch dude ever. 0 for 7. TJ, get the micro clip ready. Is that 7? Oh, my God. This rules. There we go. 1 for 7.

1 for 8. 1 for 8. 1 for 8. Double better. One for seven. One for eight. One for eight. Double better. Oh, two. This is porcelain. Two. Two.

There is an improvement. Doubled your score. Yeah. That was harder to watch than i imagined i i found my like this is gonna be my this is gonna be like my guilty pleasure just like jay just go not even with cameras on just like go shoot some free time i want to watch so yesterday i was very nervous i didn't want to let my guys in the booth down today i was just bad bad. I sting at free throws. I'm not a good free throw shooter. I know. We found your weakness and I love it. It's alright.

If I was as bad at free throws as you are, I wouldn't have moved to Chicago. I wouldn't have. I would have been like, nah, I don't want to do this. There's a basketball court. Don't expose me. They're going to find out that I'm one for ten. I don't go to the

stripe i hang up by the three-point line the original stretch four can you hit how many all right let's see more than two out of ten how many can you hit from the top of the key out of ten at least four four out of ten all right three well there's the court knock him down jay dan i'm so sick of these guys doubting you did there's the court. Knock him down, Jay. Dan. I'm so sick of these guys doubting you. Did you see the way he squatted down by me? Yeah. By the way, the court, if you notice on the court, Morgan & Morgan, it's a people's court.

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All right. Four. You can't shoot from the same spot, though. Yeah. I'd be fine with him shooting from wherever. I have zero confidence. Zero. Two from each of the five spots.

Yeah, yeah. Do two from each. Two from the corner. Go around the horn twice. Okay, yeah. Go around and then five spots. Yeah, yeah. Do two from each. Two from the corner. Go around the horn twice. Okay, yeah. Go around and then come back. Yeah. He's going to go four for ten, he said.

I've done this with him. I think he can do it. Oh, shit. Why are we? Cancel it. Cancel it. No. Take it off, TJ.

Okay, all right. We're back. We're back. We're back. We can't let him succeed. Did he hit that. Okay, all right. We're back. We're back. We're back. We can't let him succeed. Did he hit that? No. All right.

All right, we're back. We're back. He's at four. But you see, we got a root on the board. No, fuck that. It's Che, dude. One for four. You understand who Che is?

I know, but... You got to give him one dub. No one... Oh, that was the most incorrect thing said ever. Che does not need a dub. That's what you can't do. Get wet, ever. Shea does not need a dub. That's what you can't do. Get wet, Shea. You can't give him a dub.

Shea walks around thinking everything's a dub. He's probably going to make it, guys. No. Two for six. He's getting frustrated. He wants good passes. Now it's pressure. Three for seven.

Let's go. I don't like Will and Taylor right now. They don't understand Che. Yeah, they haven't been around long enough. Let's go, babe. They've not had the full Che experience. Don't think about it. Should we send him to Nashville for a week?

Don't think about it. Yeah, we actually should. You're right. There we go. Boys in the well. Like a home and home. You get them. Yeah.

Oh, bank does not count. Does not count. Does not count. You can't bank in a three. Here we go. No. Four for ten. Three. Four for ten. Three. The bank doesn not count. It does not count. You can't bank in a three. Here we go. No. No. No.

Four for ten. Three. Four for ten. Three. The bank doesn't count. You're not going to win these. No, he didn't call it. No, he didn't call it.

You did not call glass. No, he didn't. Did he? Connor, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. Connor said he did. God damn it. All right.

You can celebrate now. If you call glass, then I'll give it. Yeah, we should send Che. Che's back up. Yeah. Just let him live with you guys for a week. We'll take Che for a week. Youon, I'll give it to you. Yeah, we should send Che. Che's back up. Just let him live with you guys for a week, and you will send him back being like never again. I already lived with him for a week.

Yeah. Hey. No, yeah. Hey. Wait, wait. The original stretch for him. The original stretch for him. Well, now the silence isn't helping guys

So Shorzy I love Shorzy Shorzy's one of my favorite shows Yeah it's a spin off of a show called Spin off of Letter Kenny A low budget Canada comedy Which I have a lot of issues with Canada right now You know about B4Four?

What's B4Four? Boy Band 3 No I. You know about B4-4? What's B4-4? Boy Band. Three? No, I don't know about that. Enlighten me. They have a song about reciprocating oral sex. You'd love it. The song, not the act.

I know you. I don't like this. Taylor and I are pussy guys. Number one. Number one. You like the look of pussy, not the feel. I had a pussy guy or pussy guys, number one. Number one. You like the look of pussy, not the feel. I had a very tailored line.

Making a joke, but it didn't land, and now I'm also a pussy guy. I was like, yeah, I go to strip clubs to look at pussy. It's one of the three things you look at. You're right. Pussy, number one. Feel, feel, feel, look. I'm a feel guy. You'll feel. Look, look.

Pussy, wings, tits. You got it. Yeah. That's it. You'll feel. Look, look. Pussy wings. Yeah. Tits. You got it. Yeah. That's it. Not ass? What about ass? Nah. Yeah, ass.

You shit with that thing? Ass or titties? Titties. Titties. I didn't like the way I phrased that question. Yeah. Brain. Brain.

Women's brain. Felt harsh. A woman's brain is really. That's what matters most. Uh-huh. For heart. What do you like looking at most on bitches, boys? The funny thing is, with Kate here,

we're already like pigs, but with her gone, it's like we're really going to find new depths. I have to get some shit off my chest. What's the demographic of the show? No, there's more females watching. Then what? They're called women. If you're a female in the chat, announce yourself.

No, don't. Tell us your bra size. Yeah. I would say not your bra size. Tell us your bra size for a woman in the chat. 10% of the audience? Well, let's see. Let's see the chat.

If there's a lot of bra sizes, that's not a lot. What are you talking about, Brandon? People are honest. I bet you 10%. People are honest. Yeah, no. The chat's going to be honest about this. 10% is like as low as it gets.

8% is good. Yeah. You got bra sizes, TJ? Wait. I met four or five female Yak fans last night. Yeah, a lot of wives of original Yak fans. It always hurts when my boyfriend's obsessed with you. It's like, so you hate me.

Look at this. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 32DD, 42DD. Those are all dudes. Yeah, there we go. 32B, okay. 44DD. Oh, man, we got a lot of chicks in here.

Oh, 84FF. What sound are you making after 84FF? Oh, that was actually a chick right there with a chick avatar. I see some chick avatars. Hell yeah. That's proof they're a chick. Right there. Amanda.

69 D. Everyone update your avatars to what you are. Milkies, just Milkies. Okay. Milky is what, 34 C? Yeah. Yeah. That was mean, whatever bra size Big Cat wears

I don't wear bras I wear Spanx Oh they're probably hungry for money How many people are on this one? Oh yeah We gotta do this real quick We just stuffed everything What's up Mincy?

This show Alright TJ Let's do it Doesn't have time right now He slowed down for a second He's saying They want slowed down for a second didn't he say Mincy hit you up

saying the somebody reminded you of the 2019 yeah he said the Atlanta Falcons remind me of 2019 Titans

go to the AFC Championship this year I told him I love your heads up but probably not it's probably not going to happen brother built through the trenches well yeah what was his reasoning running back I told him, I love your heads up, but probably not. It's probably not going to happen, brother.

Built through the trenches. Well, yeah, what was his reasoning? Not running back. Arthur Smith, changing of a quarterback, built on the run. Has he invited himself on Bustin' with the Boys yet? No. No. I tried getting him right after the, you know. He came to see Fitch in Nashville.

I said, can we get this can we get this now he said oh we gotta some some things have to happen first because his name was hot his name was hot then he circled back and it was already like i mean it's already it passed passed that's okay but he didn't come on he didn't come by uh at least to the to the warehouse no he was in nashville a couple weeks ago but we were out of town. Yeah, for the concert. Concert. He came for, like, fish, which I've never taken a jam band.

Where were we? Like, fish. I think you were here. Oh. I think I was in town. That's okay. Damn. All right, TJ, do you have the whole wheel?

Where are we at with you two wrestling? Yes. I think it's going to happen, right? It's about to happen. With what? Y'all two wrestling? We've got to give people money. In the scheme of time, it's about to happen.

What I was going to say, though, KB, is when the mats do get here, which I definitely think you guys should get. Well, I'll buy a mat. Maybe a little mat, yeah. And play the ankle game or t-shirt game in the circle. Would love to play the ankle game. What's the ankle game? You guys would love in the circle? Would love to play the ankle game. What's the ankle game? That is a – you guys would love it.

No. I don't think so. I don't want to play the ankle game. What's the t-shirt game? It's more of like a recess game. Yeah, no, BC, you'd love it. What is it? I mean, it's just like a great wrestling game.

Chasing squirrel? Oh, yeah. You'd love it, Dan. Put the shirt behind you. Yeah, yeah. Put the shirt in. You got to – It's great.

Basically, you get on your hands and knees, and you take your shirt off. Hey, Nick. You put the shirt behind you. Yeah, yeah. You put the shirt in. You got to. It's great. Basically, you get on your hands and knees and you take your shirt off. Hey, Nick. You love this. That's not part of it. It's his guy. This is. No, he's. Hey, I'm in.

He's fucking around. Dude, there's a twinkle in your eye. You put your shirt in your. You said hands and knees. Why'd you say hands and knees? Oh, you were messing, right? Yeah, to make it. Yeah.

But you take the shirt off. You tuck the shirt behind. Yeah, tuck the shirt in the waistband. And you chase each other. Squirrel tails. And you're all trying to, like, get? Yeah. Yeah. But you take the shirt off. You tuck the shirt behind. Yeah, tuck the shirt in the waistband. And you chase each other. Squirrel tails. And you're all trying to, like, get each other's shirt. Once you get pulled, then you're out of the service. Oh, my God.

It's more like flag football. Oh, we could play that. No, that would legit be a fun, like. Very fun. That is tiddlywinks. What you just described. I'm in. I know less about it now than I did when he started describing it.

All of us shirtless on a mat would be very grotesque. Yeah. I don't know. I think that'd be pretty fun. Yeah, to me, that's peak yak. You run around a mat trying to very grotesque. Yeah. I don't know. I think that'd be pretty fun. Yeah, to me, that's peak yak. You run around a mat trying to – Big bar still. That's like grab ass.

The shirt hangs out the ass. This is football. Yeah, Mark, we're trying to stay front on and reach around and grab. What if – Reach around and grab. Instead – It is. Yeah.

What if instead of a mat, we all just have T-shirts in the back and we just start all over the entire compound? Well, the thing is, like, once you get down, you get down on your knees and kind of like you're not sprinting around. I forgot about that part. Yeah, we definitely. And the circle like of the mat is the out of bounds. You can't go beyond it. So you can if somebody gets there, you can push them outside the circle and then they're out.

Oh, yeah. It's kind of like a last man standing. Mm hmm. I do like that. Mm hmm. I do like that I do like that Did you ever do Mat drills in college

Like 6am No God We did the tug of war stuff though You never did It's like one on one You got the rope or something And whoever comes out

With the rope We did that with tires Yeah But then we have like A towel drill Where it was like a mat And it was basically like Whoever has the towel

At the end wins And there were no rules. Oh shit. So you were winning. Not all the time. I got knocked out cold one time. Did you? Yes. Knocked out? Sleep. Choked out? Stephen Hawking.

Oh, you got fucked my life. Is he down? Yeah, he's dead. He was horny. Was he? Oh yeah. He was letting his wife fuck around. He was on Epstein's dead. He's dead. Yeah. He was horny. Was he? Oh, yeah. He was letting his wife fuck around. He was on Epstein's Island. He was? What?

Yep. Allegedly. Damn. Stephen Hawking. What's that pussy look like? Him having to type it out is hilarious. What that pussy do? I'm about to nut.

Calling girls over. Hey, girl. What's that thing do? I'm about to nut. Calling girls over. Hey, girl. What's that thing do? I am going to destroy your pussy. You love black holes. You do a really good hawking. I got the build, you got the voice. I get like it.

When I get super blackout drunk, I turn into like that. Steven hawking out. It's not embarrassing. A lot of Big Ten representation in here today. Oh, yeah. The whole council. We could fix this whole thing out right now. We could.

If Brandon, KB, and Nick, just like take a big breath. Yeah, let's just go around the room and vote on whether Michigan cheated. Okay. Let's just do it. TJ, you can start. Rutgers. If we say yes, what if we think. That means they all burn in hell.

We all just send them to hell. Burn the program down. All right. Mark, you're not going to like my vote here. Mark, why are you talking like that? I know you're a hot state. All right, go ahead, TJ. Vote yay or nay.

I just think it's democracy, right? Yeah. You just vote. What team are you representing, Nick? Let him cheat. Michigan State. Who are you, Brandon? I'm Purdue.

Okay. Who are you? Maryland. Okay. Will? Nebraska. I played there. He wasn't asking that.

Oh. Wait, actually, Big Cat. Did I have Nebraska? Nebraska. Yes, sir. Five years. Here, accounted for. I don't think they should get in trouble.

Okay. That wasn't the question. Yeah, I think they cheated, but I don't think they should get in trouble. So you're voting yes, they cheated? Yeah. That wasn't the question. Yeah, I think they cheated, but I don't think they should get in trouble. So you're voting yes, they cheated? Yeah. Is it just the... Don't let them cheat on that.

You should say no. Because if we all say cheat or a majority... I don't think the jury's worked that way. You just vote guilty or not guilty. You don't tell the judge

you're guilty, but I... Other people are being guilty but I don't choose the best. All right, it's guilty or not guilty. It's guilty or not guilty. It's guilty or not guilty. Guilty.

Michigan State, guilty of? Cheating. Guilty. Oh, so you voted guilty, okay. Yeah, but I wouldn't punish him. Okay. Again, you don't get to say it. That's not how it works.

Why not, Mark? It's guilty, but it should be a laugh. The judge will handle the sentence. The judge handles the sentence. Guilty, but make it legal. Zaz the judge. I want my team cheating. Okay, so we have two the sentence. Guilty, but make it legal. Zah's the judge. I want my team cheating. Okay.

So we have two guilties. Guilty. Guilty. Oh, Purdue. Not guilty. Penn State, I don't think we can cast dispersions on anyone not guilty. Yeah. He's very guilty. Should be fired. Oh, boy.

It was a tough one. Honestly, I'm very guilty. Should be fired. Oh, boy. This is a tough one. Honestly, I'm leaning guilty. I'm leaning guilty. Who would have thought? I am. Two not guilty. I guess that's it.

I don't get it. Two not guilty. Technically, all you need is one not guilty. Because you're not guilty. Not guilty. Not guilty. Let's forward our results to the Big Ten office. Why should they just...

Never mind. Say it. Say it. There you go. Go ahead. Let's forward our results to the Big Ten office. Why should the – never mind. Say it, say it. There you go. Go ahead. Why should they be able to do it and not get punished? That just seems like that's just the most blatant cheating. Ohio State and Rutgers? Probably the only way you can cheat.

Oh, you're asking for – are you – Why no punishment for the guys who said that? Because, dude, if you're arguing this football fandom and everything else, if we all know public opinion, yes, they cheated, they will now live forever with an asterisk. So even if they win, we all know that they cheated. Houston Astros, that's almost the worst punishment than anything. TJ, can you –

So I think – You're twisted. We get the upside. Big Ten guys in here, we get the upside of the national recognition for the Big Ten. Right. But what also plays in our favor is every time they play us and if they beat us, we're like, oh, you guys cheat. I mean. TJ, can you please just tweet out there was an emergency meeting of the high council in the Big Ten voting six guilty, three not guilty.

Maybe say sources are telling me. Yeah. Yeah. Who said guilty? Marylandland michigan state nebraska purdue this was anonymous though oh yeah yeah please don't on behalf of nebraska played there five years i'm nebraska will was michigan state yeah are we making this chat wait for money or what? Yeah, let's go. Should we just do it tomorrow? Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's have Chase shoot and just turn the whole thing off. Let's do it. So you will. I like it when you guys are around. Thanks, man. Yeah.

It's very fun. I love having you guys here. It's a good vibe here. It's great. Fun times. It's fun. It's good. It's very fun. I love having you guys here. It's a good vibe here. It's great. Fun times. It's fun. We're having fun. It literally is like recess every day here. You kind of look like the big, fat, blonde dude on Recess. The show. Mikey.

Mikey, yeah. And TJ looks like TJ. Yeah. That's what my mom always said. What's the show Recess? What? Oh. You came on before Pepper Ann? Yeah. Yeah. That's what my mom always said. What's the show Recess? What? Oh. It came on before Pepper Ann. Yeah.

Pepper Ann. She was too cool for seventh grade. What's Pepper Ann? She was one in a million. I'm too old for all these. Recess was a great show. Recess. A couple of good references.

Rocket Power was pretty good too. That's a top three show to me. Older. Older. Go older. Mr. Ed. Steamboat Mickey. Yes. Steamboat Willieie it was mickey i'm sorry mickey was the actor yeah but it's steamboat willie yeah my bad it's all right all right i got uh yeah

tj do you have the full wheel yeah is this what you want for this tweet but no space in front of the i don't like i don't like innocent i feel like guilty should be first guilty should be first i Guilty should be first. I mean, guilty won. People are going to read the tweet and then— Michigan fans are going to crop this tweet and cut out guilty. And then tweet it and be like, see? It was unanimous.

Three people voted. If Michigan was cheating and they are guilty and they're going to get punished, what should happen to Ohio State and Rutgers and Purdue? They should be punished as well. They should be punished worse, right? Yes. For what? Why worse?

For not breaking any rules? For taking their calls and putting it in a binder, essentially, and sending it to Purdue. Because that's against the law. Doing what Michigan did. What's that? Doing what Michigan did. Did that happen?

Allegedly. Did that happen? Allegedly. Did that happen? Huh? Did that happen? What happened? What you just say happened, happened.

That's what people are saying happened. What people are saying that. Michigan people are saying that. Okay. The allegations towards Michigan. Q of M is saying that. Both of these things are allegations. Both of them.

We've seen a guy that looks very much like Connor Stallings on the sideline of Central Michigan. Yeah, but a lot of white people look alike. TJ. Well, who is it then? Yes. Right? And also, even if Ohio State Rutgers and Purdue did that, that's not illegal.

That's not against the rules. That's not explicitly against the rules. Would you rather have an in-depth analysis on paper of all the play calls and everything or a grainy glasses video showing you the play calls? That's not for me to decide. The rules are the rules, and I just think you follow the rules. You think Ohio State follows the rules?

I asked the coach. I texted Ryan Day. I said, do you follow the rules? He said, yeah. Yeah, he does. So, I mean, like, who am I to say he doesn't? Yeah. You should text Harbaugh.

I said, Coach, I'm really – Harbaugh said he holds himself to a high integrity. I said, Coach, I'm really distraught over this situation. Please tell me we don't do this at Ohio State. He's like, we don't. Yeah. I mean – He does and his brothers do. Case's like, we don't. I mean, he does and his brothers do.

Case closed. What else? What am I supposed to do? I think Ohio State is so scared that they started all this. Scared of what? Losing three in a row and essentially being done.

Yeah. Being done of what? Scared. You guys are no longer contenders. TJ, how big is the money? We're not the same playoff. It's the exact same playoff. We didn't show our ass like you did.

Can you still add slices or no? I can. We both lost in the semifinals. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. What are you cooking up? What are we scared of? We're the number one team in the country. What are you cooking up?

We're literally number one. In the beginning of November. We're number one. Oh, my God. All right. I'm cooking up one more twist. TJ, thanks for making this. This is sick. Another twist. Oh, my God. All right. I'm cooking up one more twist. TJ, thanks for making this.

This is sick. Let me tell you, there were hundreds of people that came in after the deadline. Yeah. I got one more twist, TJ, to the wheel. Oh, no. And here it is. So this is from listener DQ. Shout out to him.

This is a great idea. Can you add, let's just do it the easy way. Can you add 10 slices to the wheel that are first touchdown scorers tonight? If that hits, we'll go to the secondary wheel and decide between people. I'm going to put $1,000 on it, and I'll split it with everyone on the yak. Love that. So we'd have to win that bet. What am I putting on the wheel? 10 slices that just say first touchdown score.

Got it. And then you're going to do another wheel if it hits that? We could put like three or four names on, and then I'll put $1,000 on if it hits. We'll split it. Anybody you've been liking, maybe? I already put money on. I don't like my picks ever.

Of course. That's not how it's supposed to work. Those don't count, TJ, as the ten people I'm giving money to, by the way. So people don't get upset. Those are just additions. So if it hits like four times first touchdown score, I'll still give money to 10 people. Good man.

Good man. Yes. Something to keep the boys. This is called a rollover bet where we just keep rolling it over. It's fun. Taylor, Will, what's happening here is 10 people are about to win $440. Wait, are you taking names out? Oh, you people are about to win 440 dollars wait are you taking names out oh you're duplicating them 440 why that number it was a a stella blue promo

yesterday where we got to a certain amount and then people were shooting half court shots we got to a certain dollar amount and then big cat hit a half court shot to transfer the money that four of us had won over to the chat. So the $4,400 that we would have all got in here, now the chat gets that money. How'd that make you feel? That wheel was cool as fuck. I'm happy for them. I celebrate other men's success. Other men and women.

Brandon, did you moisturize your face this morning? I did. Looks good. Yeah, thank you. I made him do it. You brought it to me to moisturize. He's never moisturized his face. It looks crazily different. With Nick's products? It looks the best your skin's ever looked.

He brought me some very smooth lotion. Welcome. Everything about his place was... It wasn't about my place. Did you eat anything? Did you guys have any food over there? I ate half his pastrami. Ron, check your phone.

How far away are you from here, Nick? Like, slights? Pretty far. Yeah, I went to the kitchen about 1230 after he'd gone to sleep, and I opened the fridge, and all he had in there was some hummus and pastrami, so I ate half the pastrami. I know you weren't touching the hummus. Yeah.

Why Brandon? Why'd he stay? Yeah. He didn't want to go to a hotel after the game last night. I didn't want to go home because I would have had to get up early, not sleep very much so what happened was he stayed at mine so i had to get up early better better him than you all right so is this elimination bedroom no it's the first 10 oh i'm sorry imagine if we sat here and did the whole fucking thing kind of wanted and it. And we did it so that it was-

A picture house. We like decide one, so then we go back to the reset. Yeah. We should do that for the 12-hour stream. Do you have a pool? All right. You ready? Here we go.

I'm going to Venmo. I think there's a limit on how much I can Venmo, so it might be four people that get Venmoed tomorrow. That's what we're doing. You mean Will? Yeah. Two stories? Oh, so you got a mansion.

Jesus Christ. You know when you're young? Oh, you got two stories? Mansion. Oh, that looks good. I like the way this looks. No way. Who do we got?

Oh, keep it up. I have to check their tweet to make sure they did it right. All right, I'll pay them after. We'll pay them tonight. That's fine. Keep the list, and then we'll pay them all tonight. TJ, I'll be here. Now, do I hide this name, or do I leave him on? No, leave him on.

And then what happens if we get him again? 880. Yeah, no, I think you leave him. No, it's better odds if you take him off. So take him off. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's the first winner.

Che, are you making a list? Make a list so I can pay all these people. Parkside End. That sounds fake. You have won. I'm happy for him. Or her. Nikki on the mountain. Nikki on the mountain. Nicky on the mountain.

Love him to death. Not a whole lot of payoff here. No, I was thinking there would be – I don't know. We don't get to see him react. Make him react. Uh-oh. Oh. James Getta. Uh-oh. Oh. James Guetta.

James Guetta. James Guetta. I like him. Do you? Good guy. I wonder what the chances. If I have these people blocked on Twitter, can we double their money or take their money away? Let's go.

Come on. Who's this? Come on. C. Cook. C. Cook. That might be Connor Cook from Michigan State. Yo. That's go. Come on. Who's this? Come on. C. Cook. That might be Connor Cook from Michigan State. Yo. That's sick. Remember him?

Yeah. He was nice with it. You don't remember him? I don't think so. He was the same draft as me. 2016, right? Yeah. What position?

Quarterback. Quarterback? Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. We almost had a first TD score yeah Agnes 4 1 3 how many people's this so I marked I almost threw me a pig fucking moron cook how many was this this is 7 hey cook remember that

comeback in the fourth quarter I Woo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! I really want Boog's name to pop up on our book. Oren Fate. Okay. Good for you, dude. You won $440. The one rule is you have to spend it in one place. The Barstool Store.

Oh! We almost had first tv screen murray 10-2-3-1 oh hell yeah. Joey Sherbs. He's going to get hired. Joey Sherbs. Joey. Joey. Last one.

Last one. Oh. Too loud. Too loud. Oh! Too loud, too loud. Way too loud. Way too loud. Music, that shit was hilarious. Why'd you do that, TJ? That's a chick, right? I don't control the audio.

What do you mean? Sorry, that's all me. Sorry. I was trying to add to the vibe. No, no, you definitely did. I liked it. I was in there mixing like a DJ. He's like zimmer back there

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friends. Check out the OG Island back in Fortnite now. Where are we dropping in, boys? Tomato Town. All right, so we're going to play some Fortnite. Tilted Towers. Of course, Towers. We're going to do the wheel, and then we're going to play some dodgeball.

We got a lot. Fun day. We got draft as well, right? What? We got to do the draft? We probably have like another hour and a half of the act, so it's going to be great. So you're playing Fortnite right now? I'm not.

We're going to spin a wheel. Taylor, Will, and Bicka, you guys can commentate if you want, but we're going to spin a wheel and you get one game, and then tomorrow we'll do it again. Okay. Cool. I want it to be Kyle so badly. I'm going to go take a piss. That'd just be embarrassing.

Why? Is he good? No. I don't think any of us... Who in here has played? Yeah, TJ, me and anyone else, Mook. I played... Titus, you have.

Mook's good at it. Mark Titus playing Fortnite. Heck yes. Big dog, let's do it. You're going to get a text from your mom. She's like, your boss is going to get mad that you're playing Fortnite. I'm excited. Is Big Cat done over there?

He'll be back. Come over here. Can I go sit and watch? Yeah, just sit over here. He won't come back. Rowan, why don't you stay for the weekend? Oh. Oh.

Yeah. That was fast. What a snipe. What's for the weekend? Oh. Oh. Yeah. That was fast. What a snipe. What's up, Caleb? Hey, Caleb. Caleb Presley. In the flesh. Yeah, sometimes, but.

Are you guys live? Yeah, we're live right now. We really are. What's up, Caleb? Yeah, you're live. You remember this, right? Okay. What?

You're on the yak right now. No naughty words. No, no. Hey, buddy. Not that you were going to come in and start saying naughty words. I'm pretty good about that. That's not really your bag. You're clean.

I work clean as a whistle. He works clean as heck. How are you feeling, brother? When was the last time you were on the yak? A while. Years. Yeah, it's been was the last time you were on the Yak? A while. Years. Yeah, it's been years. It's been a damn fortnight. Not at all.

Nobody? You told me you missed me yesterday. I don't know how to use control. I can't. I'm not a controller right in front of you. But you don't miss us as a collective at all. No. Bro, give this thing a throw, bro. See how far you can launch that quarterback arm.

Not bad. See, that thing flies, man. Caleb Presley back on the yak, man. What are you doing? Yeah, we're live. What are you doing in town? We really are. Relax, man.

We're not live right now. We have a sponsored Fortnite segment right now. People are watching this? Yeah. You guys are just sitting here on your phones. No, we're just loading it up. We're loading up for Fortnite. We gave them 90 minutes of pretty solid energy.

There's a transition happening because of a Fortnite ad. It came in during a transition. Mark's got to play. Yeah. It's kind of like Kai Sinat's jail shooting. Why is Moot sitting down there? Well, did you hear the news about the Beast? What happened to the Beast? 4 a.m. podcast.

Oh, for busing? Do what? 4 a.m. Wake up. 4 a.m. Podcast. Go work out. 6 a.m. Beast. You guys are going to do that? Ready. Are you being serious? Yeah, I mean, I'm being serious, but I don't think we should do it.

I don't want to do it. Okay. I mean, I'll do it if that's the unanimous decision. It would be gritty. It would be gritty. That would be gritty. It would be what our relationship is founded on. What if you worked out first and then podcast?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he said we're going to work out at 6 a.m. and then podcast. I was like, why don't we just wake up at 4, podcast, and then work out? That's your idea. And then we have the full day in front of us. Full day to nap. 4 a.m. is ridiculous. But you work out at 4 a.m., then you podcast at 6, and you have the same full day ahead of you.

Dude, me and Will worked out together in Nashville. I lived in Nashville for six months, and I gained 20 pounds. Tell them why. Tell them why. Because we would work out absolute talk sessions. We would just talk to each other in a gym and call it working out. Oh, disgusting, Will. We would do some stretching, some very light lifting,

and then we would go eat like two burritos. Don't forget the rollout. Every morning. Don't forget the rollout. Huh? And then I left in October to go try and play for Atlanta. I wonder why that didn't take. He tried to go to the NFL.

So you kind of could have gone to the NFL. You're doing the same exact workout as the NFL guy. Remember the first day? I was like, dude, I just want to let you know, like, I don't want to work out hard. And you're like, dog. And it went that way. It trended that way until we basically started working. Working out got pushed until like 10 a.m and then you would always like you'd either be sick or something like that you buy oh let me just work back into it no i was in the

sauna yeah i would come to the workout talk to will while he worked out and then i would sit in the sauna and then go eat two burritos how is one burrito not enough they're like kind of small they're kind of small serving them yeah it's honestly the worst news i could have eight in a row this national sad day bad day yeah i talked to the owner though to keep them out they might be coming back like i think they're trying to figure out like the perfect formula well they turn them around they never had enough i guess we were knocking down four every morning but yeah because sometimes they'd be heavier on the meat and then oh sometimes too much too much potato yeah these are breakfast you don't go too heavy on yeah

breakfast burritos i also caleb and i had her dropping in titus we had our own bin of hot sauces that we brought to the coffee shop that they knew when we got yeah we bring in and we brought in our own hot sauces hot sauces no all right you're in there it looks like you're starting in 10 seconds yeah there's a battle bus launching in eight seconds so for people that haven't played fortnite pub g i probably can't say that oh do you get a do you get a gun is pub g still there right at all you have to collect your weapon i Used to rock pub G heavy that was a big game for people holiday the og yeah What oh wow good work Titus Tell that person to chill have you played this Taylor no never not once you have I haven't I just watched

You granted have you on a party to watch? Played a lot in my house. You have this slow. Oh, you're going right in the tip Yeah Titus might be nice. Yeah, it's kind of nice. Oh yeah. Yeah wait is that a chest right with that chest open the chest Yeah, what'd we get? Oh, that's a shopping cart. Get the gun. Drive? Drive it.

Oh no. There's another one. Wait a minute, go get the gun. Sweet, yeah. Alright. I'm gonna drive this. Yes sir, get down that hill. Oh, I was expecting that.

Yes sir! Oh! I was excited that sir What is that this is like homeless XO That's awesome Get that great the llama break the law break the llama break the llama break the llama Pretty good loot. Pretty good loot. Run. What are you seeing over there, man?

Can he get a gun? I don't... I have the chance. What's so positive about this, uh... You know. Titus. Titus, use the R1 button and go over to that bush in your inventory. Inventory's in the bottom left.

Just use R1 and L1 to swap through that. And now go to the bush and hold down R2. Now you're disguised and it gives you one shot of shield. So he's a bush? Yeah. If you scroll over to those little green things in your inventory, you could drink those for 25 shield each. Dude, you're better than me, I would be camping with that bush right now.

Mark, put the shields on. Just set up by a tree? Go right in your inventory? Yeah, that. Trying to be the last man standing on the island. And then hold R2 to apply. Mark, do you, bro? And you can put two of those on.

Oh yeah, we're gonna put two of those on. Got some friendly people with chat. So you just you drank your stuff Titus you're crushing Can you get in some kind of conflict can you uh I would love to see you shoot a bullet shoot somebody all right What I am what Brandon you get them out of here You're the oldest guy here you should have the most patience no Nobody seeing this what what do you want nothing? Yeah, or what's upsetting you? What is a lot of soccer?

What do you see there boy? Oh, no? Oh? Hey? What is it boy? What is it boy? What do you see one? Go on. What is it? Oh come come on. Mark. Do you got a gun? I have no idea, Will. I think you should get a gun. Yeah, your mic's off. Yeah, I have a gun right there. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, there we go. Itchy trigger finger. Can you aim it down? Hold a L2. Probably another person. Hold L2 or L1. Are there other people? Are there other people?

I'd imagine, man. Mark, hold L2. There's 75 people. There we go. There's 75? And we haven't seen one? That's good. You play this.

No, like I'm, like, I can play video games. Will's just him. I played PUBG. You just picked a shotgun up. I feel like if you were trying to stay alive, being in the middle of a soccer field is not the move. But you keep saying there are other people. Every shooting game is like L2. Hold down the aim button.

I don't know. There are no other people. Are there gamers here? Who else is a gamer? Mook and TJ. No, Ty, no, other way. Duck, duck. No, no, no.

No, no, that's a rock. To the right. He's right. That's quite obviously a boulder How was that obvious Nick? I was your laugh. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right stop crouching That was a good point yeah run back to wherever you're just getting shot at Well, I'm trying to fight you to rock shoot there. It's probably the race gets a rock. He's across to the cars Who's that wait drive drive cart, drive the cart. Yeah, we gotta drive the cart.

Run some people over. Dude, go get in the house and set up shop, bro. What's this guy? Who, who, who, who, who, who, who? Yeah, getting in the house, being in the attic, leaning out the window, that's gotta be the way. Right? That's how our brothers in World War II did it. How do I undrive this? TJ, how's he doing?

He's alive. He hasn't seen anybody yet. What about the guy that was shooting at him? That was somebody. The thing about Fortnite is when you make a new account, they try and give you players of similar skill. There we go. That's nice of them. If this would have landed on me, when you make a new account, they try and give you players of similar skill. There we go. Nice.

That's nice of them. If this would have landed on me, you may be playing against computers. Can I just sit here? Oh, oh, oh. Someone's shooting at you. That's going to rot your brain. Where's everybody else?

TJ, this could be like five-year-olds. This could be bots. Ah I would love to play in this lobby. What's up TJ? What up? Shoot the tires out of these cars. So no chase you Brandon likes cheeseburgers to left. That's true left. Yeah that way go straight I thought I saw some big cats skull Skull Fucks Brandon is just fat. Don't care. You gonna take that, Brandon?

That's what I do on the show. This guy. That's what I do on the show. Get his ass. Put him down! Get his ass. Put him down! Yes! You get him? They're running now.

Hurry, hurry, hurry. He's on the lam. Get him. Shoot him! You're out! You're out! There you go! Yes!

Aim it down! No way! Bury him! If the numbers are blue, it means he has shield. If they're yellow, it's regular health. Yeah, sprint at him. Sprint! Sprint!

Put the gun up! No, it's a shotgun. You gotta get closer. Dude, this is so stressful. There he is. Yeah. No, it's a shotgun you got to get closer There is yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh this is you guys are Shot in the ass. Pick that up. Let's go! Oh dude, I'm so good at this. Look at this.

Wait, what am I doing now, TJ? Why is- You're swapping. You're dropping something. You can only hold five things. They're in the bottom right where you're holding. Blue blue. So the rarity goes gray, green, blue, purple, gold.

So there's a blue shotgun you can go pick up. Yeah, go get the blue shotgun. Go get the blue? Switch to your shotgun and then pick up the blue one instead switch to your shotgun right now Yeah, but swap it off your shotgun. Yeah This uses that's better than the green one. Yeah, okay? You know how to do a dance. There's you could dance in this game. Can he floss? No, that's a OG rarity If you hold the down arrow it opens up your emails I

just I just want to see I just want to shoot people with my shotgun I'll play this game did I know it seems fine it's free especially if you're against people who suck that makes it seem way they're trying to get you a go run up on exit run up on it shut it down they're trying to give you dubs you'll take it off the

closer you are come on down down down Jumping oh, where is it there? Oh big boy? Oh my get it Wrecked what do you have in your hand? What am I doing? What is this? Yeah, he knew Powerade Drink the shield drink shield drink drink shield. I get out there. You're open Well, there's one up high end up. Hey, I don't there you go. No, I don't know In the house Sort of goal now look behind you you ready to shoot look behind you Gun out break the shield strength the shield drink the shields. How does he drink the shield? Right trigger right trigger

No hold it in you can't move and shield Everybody calm down. We're gonna shield. You can eat the apples too for health. Alright, alright. How fast? I'll eat an apple. You eat all of them. Okay. Okay, what was that? What did I just do?

You built something. Oh really? There's 35 people left. Get it done. Where do you see the number? Top right, the biggest number. TJ. Is my mic off? No. Oh, down. Mark needs his shotgun. How many more does he have to kill?

You're out of ammo. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's going to play tomorrow, too? Yes. Love it. Dude, you killed two people. I don't want to play that. I think it was good. That was awesome. Was that fun? It had to have been. I would have put it over under his half. Yeah, I knew none of the buttons, but that shotgun I got good with.

I got good with that shotgun. You were nice with that thing. I've seen many a people do way worse on their first try. That was good. Very stressful. Very natural. Very stressful. TJ just said he said many people do way worse on their first try. That was good. Very stressful. Very natural. TJ just said he said many people do way worse on their first try.

Really? Yeah. 29 out of how many? 100. Wow. You could see the improvement as you went, too. Yeah. Like, there was an obvious improvement.

Quick learner. Yeah. Coachable. Athlete. Yeah. Okay. What do we have next? Dodgeball. Dodgeball.

By the way, for people who didn't win today on the Venmo thing, we're going to do a bunch more of those. And also, I'm going to make a rule that no one can win twice until everyone wins once. Greedy wheel. Wow. Yeah. Every viewer. If you guys watch forever, you'll win.

If you subscribe to the app, you got to be subscribed, and you like this stream, eventually you'll get paid something. Yeah. If we do this show for like another 20 years, everyone will get paid. But a lot. Yeah. I guess you have to subscribe and make sure nobody else subscribes. Like try to make other people not subscribe.

No, we want everyone to subscribe. That way you win. I'm saying the people that want to win. I'm talking for the people. No, because no, no, no, no. Like, try to make other people not subscribe. No, we want everyone to subscribe. That way you win. I'm saying the people that want to win. I'm talking for the people. No, because no, no, no. No, the point is everyone is going to win. No. But if you do it long enough.

Taylor, Taylor, we do, in fact. No, I understand. I understand what we want. Yeah, but, Tate. All right. Like, if I'm listening to the Yak, I'm not going to tell the boys. I will go top of the list, anyone who's subscribed to the Yak but not subscribed to Bustin' with the Boys.

Let's not be hasty. Let's not be hasty. Wow, you put me in a box there. You're right, and that was wrong of me. Let me take it back and apologize. You see, you swing on two people when you make that statement. And JP. And JP.

Yeah, JP's in the way. Although JP's got to – the Bust the Boston boys got to have a powwow because I put them in a torture chamber during the pro football show today. I had them tricked, double tricked. Double tricked? There's an argument. I double tricked them. There's an argument.

What's a double trick? I have not seen a double trick in a long time. It was a double trick. Tune in Friday night, double trick. Yeah. I double tricked the boys both so actually quadruple trick we could have i mean we could have got you guys going with the whole check down and yeah play action pass yeah well that was this dumb thing well that's your team yeah you said

yeah you dump it off no that but that's not that's the whole thing it's it's bite your tongue how do we how do we team this? Got it. Team guy. Got it. Got it. I think they're going to blitz. Well, I think – He's going to just throw it down.

The problem is we walk into a pro football football show thinking one unit, one team. And Dan's going in two teams. But you got to – but we have to understand that in this building, the way a lot of things maneuver, Like it's always jokes and jokes. Yeah. It's a double trick. This is a fun building. I love it.

It's so much fun here, but I never feel safe here. Oh, you should feel safe, baby. No, you got to keep the defenses up. We'll make you feel nice and safe. Talk nasty to him. Don't drink any open drinks, but yeah, we'll make you feel nice and safe. All right, let's play some dodgeball. Oh, wait, real wheel.

Real wheel, and then how are we picking teams? Who's that guy? Captains. Who the fuck is that guy? I saw him yesterday. He got a good mustache, brother. He's been in the construction crew. Who the fuck was that guy? He might have best mustache in the building.

He's got that aura, yeah. Everybody playing should probably just be ready now. Yeah, we're going to do our real wheel, and then we're going to line everyone up, and we'll do captains. But if, say, we only pick six captains, and then there's more teams. True. So we should have everybody who wants to play get out there.

Yeah. Hank. Let's get a lineup. Line up. Four teams. Four teams. Four teams. Four.

Oh, no. What if people don't get picked? There's four teams of five. What, have you got some batter? Is he about to let you lick the spoon? What's he got? You have batter? Come here, boy.

What do you got here? It's tuna fish. Wait, tuna fish? That's not tuna fish. Are you serious? Why'd you say that? Why'd you put your whole mouth on it? Why did you just...

You made it so no one else could have it. Yeah, what an asshole. That was the plan. And he just spit in it. I just saw spit come out of your mouth. What a scumbag move. That was a total scumbag move. Holy shit.

Y'all can all kiss my fucking ass. No, that's some real fat boy shit. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell was that? We all probably could kiss your ass at the same time. I feel like I'm living in a dream sequence with the fucking mustache guy going by and he's licking tuna fish. Yeah, that guy was a dream sequence guy.

Yeah. That guy's been here for weeks. At the end of the movie, he kills you. He's never made me feel good. He walks by in the first scene. So some people could get left out, yeah? No, we're going to do wheel for captains in the captain's draft. So if there's more than

20 people or 30 people, we could get that many captains. There should be one. There should be 21 people. One person doesn't get left. We should have 21 people in the pool. We need 21 people. No, that's... You're too old to be getting not picked for dodgeball. How many people do we have?

How many people do we have? How many people do we have? Oh, okay. Get 21. 20 out there? And then there's one... Oh, okay. Perfect. What's White Sox Dave doing? Nick, jump in there. No! Spin our wheel, TJ. Let's go. We gotta get this going.

Dodgeball time. You want to be a line judge? Dodgeball time. Well, that's a problem. That sucks. Yeah. They're going to have to wait a little bit longer. All right. Two more seconds.

Two more seconds. Somebody has to touch a mousetrap. Can I just do it? Yeah, you can. Can I just do it? Yeah. All right. All right. Get the mousetrap out. You got to pretend like you're a mousetrap. Can I just do it? Yeah, you can. Can I just do it? Yeah. All right. Get the mousetrap out.

You got to pretend like you're a little mouse. Yeah. You got to squeak and we got to be like, uh-oh. Okay, cool. Where are they at? Where's the mousetraps? All right, we got it. TJ, you want to put... I thought it was.

TJ, do you want to put Everyone who's out there On the wheel We'll pick our four captains Yeah Yeah That's perfect And then we'll have

All four captains come in And they'll sit down And pick Perfect It'll be like the Jedi council Where'd the mouse trap go Oh I got it So how do you set it up

And what do I have to touch To trigger it You put it right on the ground Right And then you gotta pretend Like you're a little mouse. Eee, little cutie mouse. And what triggers it? Get in some ears and get a nose.

Yeah, go ahead. Why'd you volunteer to do this? Because he's never done it. Oh, little mouse. Oh my god, he's curious. Uh oh. No, mouse, no. Mousousy boy that'll certainly be the end of you oh that hurts getcha yeah i got me it gotcha simple as that you want to do it will no okay it's kind of nice kind of scary it's scary it's kind of nice i like i haven't seen a mousetrap in a long

time and i remember like back in the day when i would see him it would be like terrifying right to bet yo are you a mouse don't get near the mouse wait a minute hold on will you know you only had a wheel of cheese for lunch too he slept in the walls what the If you saw one, you'd want to stay like 10 feet away from it. Yeah. Anything inside five feet, you're in danger. Yeah. All right, so here we go. Everyone's going to go out except me and Rowan.

We're going to announce it, and then we're going to wheel for the captains. Oh, I see. You're going to. And then the four captains will come in, and they'll pick their teams, and then we're going to start. So are you guys just like part of the game? We're the announcers. Oh, you're not playing. We're announcing. There taylor i would have fucking balled out for you

okay well it's the wheel so okay is that all the names i feel like we're missing people caleb also said he's got a bum back. Can we add Mincy onto there if possible? This is the list Hank sent to me. Also, Hank, that's fine. Hank just said Mincy. Will you tell everyone to tweet out the stream and just tweet that it's dodgeball time? Okay, they're about to tweet out the stream.

Add a little bit of color to the wheel. Who are you prognosticating as top pick? Ooh. I mean, it's got to be one of the Bussin' Boys. One of the Bussin' Boys. I think Will might be. I could see Carl being a gunslinger. Yeah.

You also want to get smaller people, right? Wouldn't it be. Agile, at least. Moveer. Yeah. You also want to get smaller people, right? Like, wouldn't it be... Agile, at least. ...move you? Yeah. I saw Big T spinning a basketball on his finger. Hank. I don't know if that's athletic,

but it was, like, athletic enough. Tell anyone who doesn't get picked to stick around because I think Eddie Chief and White Sox Dave have to go somewhere in a little bit, so we'll just sub them. Or should the people who have Eddie, Chief, and White Sox Dave, should those teams also draft another player? Yeah, they could do a backup.

That's a good call. Or like the last three they'll pick as their backups or some shit. All right, spin it. Spragulars. Spin it. All right, here's the spin for the first captain of the inaugural dodgeball challenge. Jeff D'Lo, come on down. Captain Jeff D'Lo. Does this mean Jeff gets first pick?

He sits right in here. He gets first pick. We'll do a snake draft. Jeff D'Lo, first pick. Come on in. Sit down. Jeff, captain and getting the first overall pick you're not making your pick yet but we're going to determine the rest of the captains right okay next captain second captain

this is exciting nick second captain is nick turaney, you're a captain. Get on in here. Nick. Second captain. Any thoughts for your first overall pick? Nick, come on in. Okay, okay. Don't say anything. Nick, this is called the Yak. Welcome in.

What's up, guys? I'm nervous. I know. First time for everything. Our third captain. Third captain. Oh. Oh.

Almost worse to be third captain than fourth because fourth gets that back to back. Yeah, you get the wraparound. Third captain. Oh. Oh. Almost worse to be third captain than fourth because fourth gets that back to back. Yeah, you get the wraparound. Chaps! Chaps, you're the third captain. Get on in here. Uncle Chaps. And the final and fourth captain

as determined by the wheel. So you're going to have the third pick, snake draft style. So you'll have the third and sixth pick, et cetera, et cetera. Mark Titus. Mark Titus. You have the fourth and fifth picks. Now, chaps, dodgeball for you. You're known to not be great at ducking.

I knew that was coming. I'm probably going to be the first one out. Thank God you're captain, though. There's no windows. There's no windows. There's no windows. I should be okay. There's no windows.

For people who don't know, Chaps, that was a joke about the time he got shot in war. Because he forgot to duck. Fucking hero. Douchebag hero. This is a classic ribbing of the time you got shot yeah it was a good time yeah all right uh so it's gonna be teams of four and the uh or sorry teams of five so everyone gets four picks if you take you know what if you so if you take eddie chief or dave we will have you do a backup pick at the end of the draft

because they have to leave for a video in a little bit. But that will be at the end of the draft. So the last three people standing will be able to be. So, Jeff, you have first pick. Yep. Would you like to give up the first pick? No, not at all. Okay.

We always have to ask. Yeah. Always have to ask. I'll trade you my next two picks for the first pick. I like my first pick too much. Okay. All right. Team Jeff D.

Lowe is selecting now. The boy, Will Compton. Will Compton. First overall. I knew you wanted him. There's no reason to give it up. 1-1. First overall. Nick, you have the second pick. Ben Mintz, please. Ben Mintz. Ben Mintz has been selected by Nick. Second overall.

You're going to stand over there. Second overall pick. That's a lot of guaranteed money, Ben. You guys all. Don't. Please don't. Do you guys all agree we can't pick Brandon? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Third overall pick. That might be good for him. Chaps. I'm going to go with Rico. Rico.

Chaps takes Rico. That's a great one. That's team chemistry up the ass right there. All right. Tyus, you have two picks. Give me KB and Spider. KB and Spider. That's smart.

He's going small, guys. I don't think we can. Okay. Chaps, you're on the wraparound. I'm going with Jake. Jake. Jake, you're on team Chaps, you're on the wraparound. I'm going with Jake. Jake. Jake, you're on Team Chaps with Rico. Questionable pick there.

Yeah, definitely. Give me White Sox Dave. White Sox Dave, you're on Team Nick. He's not playing. Oh. Okay. Give me Megan making money. Megan making money.

You're on the Mincy team with Nick. Okay. Good team chemistry. Jeff D. Lowe, you have two picks. Nicky Smokes. Nicky Smokes. And? And, wait, PFT didn't get picked yet, right?

No. PFT. PFT. Jeff D. Lowe team. So, Will, Nicky Smokes, PFT, Jeff D. Lowe so far. That's a good team. Jeff D. Lowe's building a juggernaut that's a good i'm compensating for my lack of skill me getting fat early i need some skill

yeah athletic ability nick is on his fuck shit right now no i'm not nick go ahead actually you can pick brandon yeah you don't do actually now brandon walker and walker that's the most hd shot yeah he's mad that was great he's mad. That was great. He's mad. Yeah, that looks great. That's like 8K. That camera is unbelievable. It's insane. Holy chaps.

You have a pick. I'm going Carl. Carl, you're on Team Chaps. All right. Chaps is building. He's got something going. I kind of like what Titus is doing, though. He's got the short guys.

I'm up. Who's left? Shea, Eddie, Big T, t chief donnie uh it's donnie then yeah donnie and you have two picks uh can i trade brandon for a pick next year it's donnie chief donnie and chief those are the only two guys that can really donnie and chief on team titus Titus. Chaps. I'm going Che. Che. Team Chaps. Is Taylor still available? Yeah.

Yeah, he was standing up for the time. Oh, Taylor's there, yeah. Yeah, you, Steven. Oh, my God. Eddie's there. He put his hand up. Is it my pick? Yeah.

Oh, the biggest T is still available. Big T. Big T. No, I didn't pick. I picked Big T big t okay i could see the confusion you have last pick yeah right this is sad though taylor won what about eddie eddie is he's not playing is he is he playing i think he is why wasn't why this is i couldn't get white david though i mean i'm i'm picking taylor i mean, wait, Big T went where? White Sox save.

Are you playing or no? Why are you standing there? You're standing in the – it looks like you're eligible to be picked. Also, horrible. Last night he said, I will not take a half-court shot. He was the fourth person to take a half-court shot. Eddie, are you playing? Eddie's playing.

All right, let's put – Eddie, where's Hank? Is Hank playing? No. Who else is up there? Is there anyone else up there? Let's do teams of six. Max, get Max down here. Malasek, get down here.

Ibo's best in the office. All right. He played in college. Yeah, Taylor, you're on this team. I threw him. Or no, you're on Jeff D'Lo's team. We got Taylor. Eddie's.

No, you got Eddie, and then they'll take Max. That's good. All right, Eddie, you're on Will's team. So we got Eddie and Taylor. Oh, no, no. Sorry. Taylor's on Will's team. Eddie, you're on this team.

Taylor's on that team. Okay Eddie, you're on this team. Taylor's on that team. Okay. Did you just pick my final guy? Well, you just picked Taylor. No, that was your final. You already have a team. Oh, okay. Don't you? He picked Big T. I took Big T. Yeah, yeah. You have Big T and Eddie, and then we're going to add Mal,

Second, Max. So it'll be teams of six. Okay. Teams of six. I didn't want to have it be that someone just, it was going to be one person. That's how Titus was trying to orchestrate. Yeah, I mean, I thought inflicting drama was the point. I realized very quickly that there was one person who was like, we can't do this.

Alright, so Chaps, who do you want? Max, Ebo, or Malasek? I'll take Max. Alright, Max, you're on Chaps' team. Titus, you get Malasek or Ebo? Ebo. Ebo for sure. Malasek or Ebo? Take Ebo. Ebo. Ebo for sure. Malasek didn't get picked. Ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Yeah. All right, there we go. We got what we wanted. All right. I have no problem saying that's Malasek. Yeah, yeah. All right.

You're on Chaps' team. Yeah. Yes. All right, so that's our four teams. So how are we going to determine who plays who? Dave is still standing there Spider and KB are Teams of six

And then he's gonna be like Why didn't you guys fuck it You guys brought me out here To embarrass me Who is that White Sox Dave Him not playing Fucked it all up

Yeah That's where it started To get all messed up Okay so what's the Who's playing who How do we determine A bracket Hank

You wanna come tell us What we're doing How we're doing it How do we determine a bracket? Hank, you want to come tell us what we're doing? How we're doing it? How are we going to pick the bracket? And are me and Roan coming out? No, you guys are staying. Oh, okay. So we'll be able to see it all.

Okay. Well, aren't the captains playing? Yes, the captains are playing. Yes, they are playing. All right, so the captains should go out with their teams. Captains go out with your teams. Thank you, guys. Single elimination.

Correct. And then it's – but who's the first seed? Who's the fourth seed? Who's the second seed? Who's the third seed? It should be draft pick order? Yeah. So then it's – but who's the first seed? Who's the fourth seed? Who's the second seed? Who's the third seed? It should be draft pick order? Yeah. So it should be –

Titus versus Jeff D. Lowe. Titus versus Jeff D. Lowe in the first round. And we have a ref in Jerry. So we need basically this – And it should only be six balls, right? One ball per player. Yeah. Or maybe throw in seven.

Make it a little interesting. Does everyone know the rules? Can we? TJ, I think you need to just go wide shot for me and Roan. Otherwise, we're not going to be able to see anything. And we'll just announce that way. Are we? Is this on the Act Channel?

Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. All right. So for everyone who's confused, maybe. I didn't know that. ball. So there will be probably some stupid moments. We'll probably need to hammer some things out. But yeah. This is the first one. This wide shot will be nice. Yeah, this wide shot will be nice. So. There is a blind

spot in the far right corner and the far left corner. Can we zoom out? It's fine. If there's a blind spot, there's a blind spot. Can we push the camera back? There's a railing. Okay. So they're playing within the red lines. The middle red lines is no man's land.

You can't go into the middle. You see that middle section? Yep, yep, yep. So you can only go in there to start the game to grab your ball. And once you get out of there? You have to stay behind your own red line. What if there's a ball in the middle of the game that drifts there? That's no man's land. So you can run and get it? No, you cannot. Oh, if there's a ball in the middle of the game that drifts there? That's no man's land.

So you can run and get it? No, you cannot. Oh, so the ball stays there for the rest of the game? Yeah, you have to hit it out. You have to hit it with another ball. Or I could go kick it to one side. Right. Some fuckery could be afoot.

Correct. So these games could go fast or they could go slow. In a standard dodgeball, you get hit. It doesn't matter where on the body. You will be out. But if you're out, ooh. Ooh, doesn't matter where on the body, you will be out. But if you're out – Ooh, we got some stretchers. A little bit of calisthenics from last round pick Taylor LeJuan.

Yeah. Which is a tough look for him. But also you catch a ball and someone on your team gets back in. Correct. So, Hank. Hank. Jerry's coming down to do the rules. Rules. All right. Hank. Rules?

All right, and then make it clear that if you are out, you have to stand on the sideline of the far side so that the viewers can see who's out. And make sure there's no one else on that. It's great to do a broadcast with you, Rowan. It's a pleasure. You've done maybe not hundreds of broadcasts, like the live events. Oh, yeah. We've done almost a hundred.

Almost a hundred. Maybe not. Maybe not almost a hundred. Whoa, we're... We just cut out. Our mics are off. Our mics are off! TJ, our mics are off!

The control room has it now. I don't have control anymore. Check, check, check. Control room is doing everything. Our mics are off. No, we're not on. We can't hear ourselves. Can't hear ourselves.

If we're on, but we just can't hear ourselves, that's fine. Are we on, but we can't hear ourselves? I just want a confirmation that we're... Oh, now I can hear us again? Oh, now I can hear us again, and we're loud. Oh, wow, too loud. Okay, we're going to go with no headphones. But just the inherent knowledge that we're in here.

You can kind of hear ourselves. I want to see a graphic of what the teams are. I want to see a graphic of the entire field. Yeah, we'll clean that up and start doing that better. Yeah, but I think right now Jeff D. Lowe's team is, you've got to say that they're the favorites. Two NFL athletes on their squad. But Spider is being sneaky already.

Jerry getting the rules right. Getting the rules fixed for everybody. Alright I'm going no headphones. Yeah. They're thunderous. Yeah. Oh. Jerry's just asserting his authority. Got him right, Jerry.

You need this in a ref. You need him to take authority. He's going to be so serious. Him saying, I don't care this. I don't care that. That's how it should be. So we don't need headphones. Well, it's too loud.

Yeah, listen to this. Oh. I think it's because you have the floor mic on. Those are the rules. He's setting the rules, which is fine, which is how it's supposed to be. And they're giving him

a hard time off the rip. Honestly, this is going to be one of the better matches of the day. This has got to be one of the top three matches that we see today. Gary looking for a hang.

Jerry, what do we think the over-under for amount of players Jerry kicks out? I hope he realizes he can kick people out. How am I going to get upstairs so quick? All right, Jerry's going upstairs. We should have Jerry mic'd up. He's calling it from... All right, so their team is Taylor, Will, Jeff D. Lowe, Nicky Smokes. Wait, why is JP on their team now?

Oh, then Malasek should play. Or JP's fine. That's a stacked team. This is a stacked team. I don't care what you say. That team is stacked. Well, Taylor just left the draft. He snuck away to the side.

It was basically you couldn't see him. And then can we get a look at what the other team is? Let's look at the other team. I actually like this team because Titus was specifically drafting for smaller people that are harder to hit with. He's got KB, Spider, Titus, and then I do not remember who the other half of this team is. Chief, Donnie. This is a pretty good team. Wait, do they only have five?

So they only have five. No, they have ebo ebo's probably next to chief right now and ebo's he's got baseball player baseball player build we'll get player brain yeah we'll get the the camera angles figured out and we're off oh oh and ebo's throwing already ebo's throwing absolute gas ebo played in college. That's right. Ebo played in college. I can't believe this is a thing you can play in college.

So pretty even distribution. Spider. Oh, Donnie's out. Cherry's going to put his hands in front of the camera constantly. Look at Cherry. He's seen it all, which is what he has to do. VFT coming to throw. Ebo is out.

Is that a catch by Ebo? He called him Eboo. Oh, we're blurry. This is the first stream, folks. Oh, because they're zooming in on the hand. Yeah, this is... It's autofocus. It's on.

So every time he puts his hand in front of the camera... It gets blurry. Okay, so now we're in a waiting game. Oh, man. Kind of pussy move by these guys. Oh. Spider. Spider is going to a waiting game. Oh, man. Kind of pussy move by these guys. Oh. Spider. Spider is going to instigate.

You know that. Stop putting your hand in front of it, Jerry. Jerry's hand just fucks up the auto-focus. You got to call him. You got to call him. I'm going to call him right now. This is so funny, Jerry. Spider instigating.

KB holding two. Pass one off the titus chief in the corner oh spider just went out and so uh and i think white socks dave is calling someone out as well but there looks like some resistance jp is out he's sending the ball back in. Ebo and Donnie are out on Team Titus. It looks like Spider's out too. Chief with a lot of heat on that thing. We're basically running a three-on-two right now. Oh, no, four-on-two. The blind angles in this court we're going to have to figure out.

KB has not been in this game. Oh, there's KB. i forgot kv was there oh oh do you catch it pete is pete is f plus right now plus though at least they're gonna have to throw though this team team titus is gonna have to step up and throw. If they want to make hay, it's got to be right now. But I'm worried about their arm velocity. Ooh, that's a nice trick. Fire went up.

You know what we should do, now that I'm thinking about it, for future dodgeballs games? Taylor's done! You stepped over the line! You stepped over the line! You stepped over the line! You're done! I said, I gave you a warning! Watch your foot across the line!

Hey, Jerry! That's a bad ball, brother. You stepped over the line! I know what you said, but I was following through! It doesn't matter. You can't. You can't go through. See how Willie did it.

Be better. Watch your toes. I'm calling everything. KV. Over the line. It's over the line. It's over the line. It's over the line. I got to call share game.

There's Jeff throwing. Catcher. Chief. He needs to catch a ball. He's running up. He's running up running up, ready to make a sacrifice. Much to the joy of Jerry. Ha ha! Ty, this is done.

Good clean game. That was a good clean game. Spider, those are the rules. We can't step over the lines. I didn't make the rules. Talk to Hank. Talk to Hank. Talk to Hank. KB, what do you have to say, brother?

Gotta talk to Hank. Hank made the rules. It's a boring product to watch. You gotta slice it up. Yeah. I think it's gotta be one. Tightest component to watch. Well, what do you think? How was it?

Huh? Listen. So after this game. Gotcha. Gotcha. That's the rules, Taylor. Can you hold in football? Out. Taylor! Can you hold in football? This is not, this is, this is, this is what I was explaining. This was the rules. I'm calling it both ways fair. You're about a half a whistle from being teed up. What?

Okay, no problem. That's the rule then. Go ahead. So Taylor, if you follow through and go over the middle line you're out I don't think that's how it works And Eddie and big yeah, but that's an object that's an object Hit it out. The bull's punching it out. The creation of the teams. And then, you know, Chap's team. Also very interesting.

I'm wondering what kind of formations he's going to go, whether it be a phalanx, the testudo, or some other military type of uh formation that you would never think we got we got will who just competed so he's gonna help us give us it's like uh hiring a former player in the booth yeah totally that's helpful my first like question they switched the rules now disagreement on is if they did that was the executive decision with the ball that you're holding and then it like hit you down i can just call it i agree and i made a mistake jerry's calling it out yeah that, that's wrong.

Can we get that fixed? Yeah, we can get it fixed. It's the first test one. Well, you just made a great call right there. I did. Let's fix them both. All right, okay, all right. Jerry has some gray area with that.

All right, so he's going to go fix that. So who did that affect in your game? Who did that happen to? JP. Oh, yeah? JP's good. Yeah, I mean, your team is stacked. That's not out.

That was naughty. You guys had two NFL I mean your team is stacked That's not out That was naughty You guys had Two NFL players on your team Like I think What should have happened there Is you guys should have been Split up by the Why didn't the

Cat does do that 100% it's on them It's not on you It's 100% on them See what I did No that was great Told me I just Fixed it right there

The rule is fixed And we also have the middle Of the court now Which will be a lot better Oh Mincy Look at Mincy go Oh Mincy. Look at Mincy go. Oh, Mincy just. What is Mincy doing?

Okay, so he went over. But I think that Jerry said he was okay with going over. Nick comes and slings right away. Nick out. Like, that was poor strategy by Nick. What was the main goal of having people come closer? That you can get more velocity on the ball? Yeah, you get more velocity.

You get guys getting whipped in the head. Oh, Eddie. Eddie. That's bad strategy. No, he was suiciding it. Brandon Walker's done. Eddie with a kamikaze? Yeah, you hear Brandon out there.

He said, kamikaze. He said, Eddie, that was fucking stupid. Oh, Mincy. Eddie seems like he had some kind of strategy with that because he's arguing as if he didn't just dive bomb right into the fucking aircraft carrier. Mincy's just standing all the way out of bounds right now. So, is Brandon?

Oh, Max. Right to the wood, Max. I mean, Nick drafted a team of losers. This is bad drafting on his part. Very bad drafting. I mean, you're holding a big tee right there, holding a ball, and I think still gets hit. Mincy with a huge throw that did nothing.

Oh, no. Mincy just keeps going out of bounds. I think big tee just doesn't matter to him. Just pretended he didn't get hit. Yeah. Oh, wow. Minty just keeps going out about this. I think Big T just... Doesn't matter to him. Just pretended he didn't get hit. Yeah. Oh, wow. Right to the wood. Oh, Big T and Rico. Nice rip, Mint. I know. This is a safe space for Rico to throw stuff at Big T. I think that's

healthy. See, like, right now, now that it's down to a few, people should have to go in front of the green. They are. Look at everybody on the back end. Oh, yes. You're saying, well, the red line in the back should still count. Big T. There goes Big T.

Now it's Mincy verse. I love it. You'll love to see this. Yeah, that's why he's picked number two overall. You know he's going to be in a situation like this, and you know he can flip the whole damn thing on its head. Oh, he got him. He's got him grouped in. You got him looking like a school of fish right there. That bounce. That bounce. He's good. He's got him grouped in. He's looking like a school of fish right there.

That bounce. That bounce. He's good. He's good. He's surviving. Go, Mincy. Go. So, if I'm his teammates, I'm corralling balls on the side.

Oh. Mincy's done. Did one of them break? I think someone broke a ball on Mincy. Good effort, Mincy. So, here it is, the finals. The finals. No double elimination. Team chaps. 14 after Mincy. So here it is, the finals. The finals, no double elimination.

Team Chaps. 14 tournament double elimination. This is a test one. Suicide mission. Let's go, Taylor. Team Chaps against Team Jeff D. Lowe. Double elimination or no? But it could be.

It's the finals. Two out of three finals. No round robin. No, no, no, no. It was a suicide mission. We're truly just trying to figure out what we have to fix. No round robin. No, no, no, no. It was a suicide mission. We're truly just trying to figure out what we have to fix. Angles, gameplay for future streams.

For the sake of I'm really enjoying this, can we do two out of three finals? Oh, we can keep playing for as long as we want. All right, cool. Yeah, yeah. You can redraft the teams, honestly. You can redraft the teams after this, after knowing what everybody has. Oh, Eric, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that was a rule.

Shout-out to my grandmom. It's her 97th. I'm doing commentary. Come do commentary. Ask Caleb for commentary. He did not want to. Shout-out to my grandmom, her 97th birthday today. Grandmom, 97 years old.

I'm going to go see her in Highland Park. Just a quick shout out to grandmom and all the grandmoms out there. And future grandmoms too. Children who will one day become grandmoms and grandpops. I also respect you guys. So here we are coming down to a final where there wasn't much of a test for Team Chaps. He picked Rico first overall.

Carl was a nice addition to the team, but at the same time, he didn't seem like he was thrown with that much heat. Lost one at an important time. We're going to need a couple players on Chaps' team to really step up. But at the same time, he didn't seem like he was throwing with that much heat. Lost one at an important time. What did I miss? We're going to need a couple players on Chaps' team to really step up. He has good but not spectacular athletes on his squad. Jake, Max, guys who are good athletes. But they're obviously not NFL players. Then you look at guys like PFT and Nicky Smokes.

They might be above average players. And when you add them to a team that has Taylor and Will, that's a stacked team right there. That's an absolute stacked team. Loyola Ramblers. I got slow-mo mincey here video. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Did you hear him grunting? Yeah, he was throwing that thing. It was kind of impressive. There's a skinny athlete underneath that. You know what I mean? There's a shortstop under there. If he kind of chiseled it down, if he got exposed to like some high heat, you could kind of melt him down like some wax.

What was the move? Yeah. So you were going to hit the kamikaze and they didn't run with you? They left you out to dry. You just kept on going. You were like Forrest Gump. Okay. I mean, but they left you out to dry.

That's a suicide mission. Someone on their side, a suicide mission is supposed to take people out on their side, not just you commit suicide. Not even a mission. That's more just a suicide. This court is awesome. Yeah, it is. You got any shots up today?

I think the rims are too high. I thought they were too low. Yes, yes. Yes, you can. How high do you think they are? They seem like they're like two inches too high or something. Yeah, I felt that too. All right, so listen, listen, listen.

All right. Listen, please. Jerry's talking now. Clear the rules. Okay, so here. Okay, okay. I'm going to explain again. You have to stay in this red box throughout the whole court.

If you step away from the red line, you're gone. You're done, even if you're fetching a ball. If you're not over it, you're fine. If you touch it, you're good. So you can't go out of the field of play. When you first break to get the ball, you can step over, I the field of play. When you first break to get the ball. I mean, this is going to be a bug bath. Let's be honest with ourselves.

We got Stephen Shea, Max, Jake, Chaps. I don't know. Who's following the ball? Yeah, so I mean, whoever's out on your team, they could fetch balls. I don't care. Who's doing what? With your ball. It's tough to predict what that man's going to get in this world.

So if you're saying that, it must be true. And then Rico back there in the corner. When you're throwing the ball, you can go up to here. If you step over the line, you're done. JP, Jeff D'Lo, and PFT commenter. That's a pretty good team. Two acronyms, two letter names.

JP, PFT. Correct, first ball. And then Dubsy, Will Compton. TL, Taylor LeJuan. Nicky Smokes. I feel like Fasoli dressed like he was going to play some volleyball today. I feel like Fasoli, if he had grown a couple more inches, he could have used a frame to be an offensive guard.

Look at his legs. Very simple. our new camera guys in front of us behind the red lines he did get some good pictures though he's a great he's a great still still photo shooter who said again are you guys talking about him yeah yeah what are you saying what do you mean correct yes yeah was it? That was the whole thing? I'm staying down. I said, Tessolo looked like he has the legs of an offensive guard if he was a little bit taller. I don't want to be inside the camera view.

He said he can't see them because Shane's in the way. Am I going to be blocking the camera here? No. Down here, you're good. Okay. Down here, you're good. Everybody's clear with the rules, right? Okay.

Three, two. Oh, God. Quick whistle. Max goes to the floor. Will, you've got to get back. Will comes out chucking. No casualties early. Okay, taps with the blow.

Wait, Jeff D'Lo just went over the line, Jerry. That was a good block. Jeff D'Lo's over the red line. Jeff, yeah, he is. He's out. Okay. Will, watch your back foot. All right, now this is better that everyone has to stay in the red box

because the action can't. That was close. Oh, people were leaving the red box? Yeah. Good block, Max. Mincy was, like, walking to the golf simulator. Max. Okay, that's a hit for Nicky Smokes.

Max is out. And then Che comes out swinging. That was a block. I seen it. Nicky Smokes. Max is out. And then, Jay comes out swinging. That was a block, I seen it. Jay with the block. He's safe. Jerry says, that was a block, I seen it. Jay, watch your toes! We're watching toes.

Creeping up. There's a wayward ball, and that's how people get out. Caught it! BFT's out. BFT's out. And that means that Max is back in. So we just had a catch. Carl, dangerously close to that middle line.

Oh, Stephen Shea going right at him. Oh. Shea. I like the aggressiveness by Stephen Shea. He had a little Serena Williams. Whoa. Who threw that? There's a football in there. Taylor. Who threw that?

There's a football in there. Taylor. There's a football in there. Rico's out. Terry. Terry. He yelled Terry. Oh, Carl's out.

Carl's out. Carl on a suicide mission. All right, so Max Chaps and Jake versus Nicky Smokes, JP, and Will. JP. Three on three. Game one of the finals. I'll say this right now. No, no, no. Stay back. He caught it earlier.

We have a debacle. We're saying that there was a catch earlier. I'm going to say right now, Jerry's not a good ref. He's not keeping control of his team. He's not organized. But White Sox Dave is trying to send somebody else in. White Sox Dave is getting his grubby hands in the batter. I know, and Max came back in. This is exactly how I pictured all of this. Just arguments.

Yep. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, this is not now. He's blown a whistle. Chaps caught Eric's pass before. Max came in for that. So Max came in. Okay, so Jerry does have it under control.

Jerry, you can kick people out. You can kick people out. I'm about to kick somebody out. Yeah, kick someone out. Yeah, he's about to kick somebody out. You kick him out of the whole game. We're going to receive. We're going to start up again. Chaps is in. Reset the balls, Jerry.

You want me to reset balls Jerry Yeah reset the balls All of them Yeah Balls in Alright reset Yeah That's what the commissioner wants Yeah reset the balls

And this is best two of three Yeah I like it I like the Honestly this is pretty good dodgeball right now Yeah and the best part is Watching them all sprint to the middle And like fuck themselves up

Three on three With three guys on the bench from either team. Game one of the championship. A lot is at stake. It couldn't be more in the balance right now. No team has any type of advantage. I think it's three versus three, correct? It's a pure three on three.

I would say good ball. They're playing good ball. Good ball. And I think that the officiating got muddy, but we cleared it out. I think if anyone can catch a ball, that will change the whole complexion of the game. No. If I'm team Jeff D. L ball, that will change the whole complexion of the game. If I'm Team Jeffy Lowe, who are behind the line, they're going to have to keep it inside. I'm targeting Jake right now if I'm them.

Two. Oh, oh. Got to get back behind the red line. No throw, no throw. And they're all the way back. Now you're free. And there were some bonus balls that Carl was hiding, and now those are in there. He's kicked out in there. And Rico is also hiding a couple balls

seems like there is a Preponderance of balls on their side Jake. Okay, Jake Good block from Jake Jake two hands. Wow Really nice defense from Jake and he's throwing but it's a little bit low left-handed throw left-handed overhand motion chaps And he's throwing, but it's a little bit low, left-handed throw, left-handed overhand motion. Chaps. Leaving it out there. Oh, Will's throwing the football. Chaps must have a bum wing.

A bounce. He's striking. Oh, Max. I've been holding that comment for like the last two minutes. I got to say it. Oh, Jake. I got a bum wing too, dude. But he is.

Good job, Jake. Look at what Jake's doing right here. He's just standing. Oh, Jake, he's out. Jake got wheeled out. And Max has him out. Wow, what a ball. That was incredible.

Jake, what a fucking ball. Jake just went to the middle of the court and just started firing at everyone. Alpha. Oh, my God, Jake. 1-0. Oh, my God, Jake. What a performance.. 1-0. Oh, my God, Jake. What a performance. Stonewall Jackson.

Hey, Nicky, you say one more thing to me, Jerry, we'll kick you out. Say one more thing. Say one more thing. Jake, Stonewall Jackson, it was said, he would ride his horse on the front lines. He wouldn't flinch, standing tall on his horse, not afraid if he got shot. And that's exactly what jake marsh did walking right up to the line firing like a submachine gun

he was two toes down on the fucking middle line just going bang he wasn't he wasn't there to dodge he wasn't there to run he was there to fire that was was incredible, dude. And he did. And honestly, that's an underdog story right there. Jake Marsh, we didn't know what he had. He's got that dog in him. How many balls are we doing? Hey, say one more thing, you're out. Exactly. Nicky Smokes just looked at me and walked away.

Yeah, say one more thing, you're out. Jerry, if he says one more thing, he's out. He doesn't even know it's two out of three. He thought it was over? I asked him where he was in. He was like, somewhere over there by my Rolex. Okay, dude. Like you know where his Rolex is.

Dude, I was saying we had the up front, the sales up front on Tuesday night. He just slides up to me in the middle of the thing. He's like, yo, you did a good job with the chicks here tonight. I'm like, I didn't do anything. What are you talking about thing. He's like, yo, you did a good job with the chicks here tonight. I'm like, I didn't do anything. These are all, like, people who are going to spend money with us. What are you talking about? It's over by my Rolex. Kick someone out, Jerry, if they get after you.

So we got a 1-0 right now for Team Chaps. Oh, Jerry's getting mic'd up. See, these are the kinks we're working out. Probably should have done that at first. But, you know, there's one, maybe two games left, depending who wins here. But right now we have our overall favorite, number one seed with their back against the wall.

If they don't win this, they're going to be eliminated. We're going to have a brand new champion here. Yeah. First ever. I got to ref a game. I can't. You got to ref games. Wait, he's got no mic? Wait, no, no, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, get mic'd. No, Jerry. This is the second time.

I've got no volume. But you can still get mic'd up? I am mic'd up. Oh, okay. Okay. He said that like a deaf person. Did he not say that like a deaf person? That's a sound.

That was weird. Well, if Jerry can't hear, we're applauding him. He's counting the players. Jake doesn't move. Max on the slide every time. Steven Chase out. Jake didn't even move. Really nice block there by Max.

Oh, no. He let it come to his body. See, he's not a catcher. He's a shooter. Pete, keep the wide angle so the people can see. Here comes Taylor chucking. And that's a catch. He's out.

So, Che's back in. So, it's nice to be the first one who gets hit because you're going to be right back in. Carl chucking. Terry. Carl stepped over the line. I guess that's fine. Jerry didn't see it. Jeff D. Lowe. Jeff Lowe out.

Wait, look at the line. Back line, Jerry. Watch the back line. I'm watching everything. Missed it again. Carl chucking. Carl's the type of guy that gets someone out. Chaps! Who's out? Who's out now, Jerry? Max is out. Max!

She was hate throwing sidearms. Bounce! And that's it, and that's all she wrote. Wow! That's all she wrote. Now it's 1-1. That's why they're the number one seed. They can really turn it up when they need to. No bounce. And we got to a point in the number one seed. They can really turn it up when they need to. No bounce.

And we got to a point in the last game where there's enough arguing that it confused you from what we're here for, which is dodgeball. This game, the main thing was the main thing, and they were dodging balls. Max! Max! Chaps got hit in the glasses. Stop spiking every ball, dude. Huh?

You throw every ball at the ground face them i don't know i don't base them stop spiking every ball he's trying to get him on the feet every ball goes to the ground on him he also slides in every time like i see you getting up too yeah and makes himself so susceptible it does look cool but it's it's the juice worth the squeeze i guess we'll find out this final match, the rubber match. Watch your mouth. We're going to crown a champion. Get teed up quick.

I mean, in about five minutes of dodgeball, there's going to be a new rewritten bragging rights around here. This is going to be a second warning now. It's a second warning. Watch your back foot. I will call it. I will call it. If I'm Team Jax, I don't know if I can rely on Jake Marsh to do that again.

He was heroic and he put the team on his back. You have to be more strategic because you're out man and you're out gun. So you need to add some kind of strategy, formation, usage of other people because you're up against too many big, big arms. If you don't have a ball, you really shouldn't go to the front. Right. You guys ready? It's the only way you can block.

I think that Jake was really helped in the first game when he had two balls. He was blocking everything. Wax on, wax off. Here goes. Here goes Max. Max went. Oh, Max tried to grab a leg. He's going to get out.

That's no good. That was so pathetic for Max. And Jake. He's out. That's no good. That was so pathetic for Max. And Jake. Oh no. Same playbook as last time. They're in trouble. They did the same thing.

They're in trouble. That's a bounce, that's a bounce. I was behind the red. Time out, time out, time out. We're gonna get a ruling on what happened with Max. Max's team was in the red. Here's the ruling. Taylor, when you threw the ball,

both feet were not behind this line. Are you kidding me? Both feet were not behind this. Your left foot came over here. You have to be behind that. It's a ball through Jada. He's done, he's done. Oh no, he's done, he's done.

He's done, he's done it. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. No. He's done. No. No. No. No. He tossed him out.

He tossed him out. He tossed him out. He tossed him out. No, he tossed him out. He tossed him out. He tossed him out. Talk to Jerry. Five on six. What a toss.

Five on six. Security. What a toss. I need a replay of that toss. You're out. I will throw everybody. Taylor, you're out of the game. He really stepped over.

I think Taylor should be back in if he didn't step over. I told Jerry he can throw people out if they talk smack. We have to have replay. We're filming it. He has to be behind this line. Can we find somebody to replay to see if Taylor actually stepped over? You got to know, Taylor, you hurt your team today. He was like this.

No, he was behind the line. No, I watched it. I watched it. Max is You heard your team today. He was like this. No, he was behind the line. No, I watched it. I watched it. Max is in. I've run in the refs like him before. And not so Max. Because Taylor was over the line. So Max was still in the center area.

They're saying that Max is still in it. We're trying to get replay out there. Time. We'll find the replay. And also, hey, hold on. Time out. Time out. We moved the line to the black line.

I was behind the red. I was behind the red when I threw. Jerry, come talk. Your first throw can't be. Come explain, Jerry. The first throw has to be behind the red. We have a time out for Jerry. Jerry, if you're more clear about the rules,

I'll be able to fucking play by the rules. Replay here right now. Jerry, what BC just explained to me, you did not explain. Because once we moved the line to the red, I was told red line. Once you get back to the red line, you can throw it. You can't go over the red line your first throw. First throw can't be over the red line. You can't really do it.

Everyone has to go back. So Fasoli is looking at it. We need it. We're in the review booth. We're in the review booth. We're in the review booth. I got him. I said. Just like I said.

Show me the – Did you see the foot, Fasoli? All right, so now he's going to show Taylor. I can play. No, no, no. No, no, no. He's out of the game. No, he's out of the game. Jerry said he's out of the game. He's out of the game. No, he's out of the game. Jerry said he's out of the game.

He's out of the game. Is he out of the game? He's out. If they catch him, he can come back in. Okay, all right. So go on the other side. Jerry, that was Jerry. That's it.

That's it. This is great. I did do you a favor. You did do me a fucking favor. I need to see the replay of Jerry's toss. The toss was incredible. Taylor would be like, it's you a favor. I need to see the replay of Jerry's toss. The toss was incredible. Taylor being like, it's called a follow through. They get a toss.

But I mean, he undermined Jerry. That was insubordination. That was textbook insubordination. Do we have a replay of Jerry's toss? It was so good. Because I'm tired. That's why. I don't know what we have replays of.

I'm going to explain it another time. Because you guys just don't understand the game. Your first throw, you have to be behind this line. If you throw it and step over. There's a lot of beef. Taylor's saying if you're a real team, you let me back in. Jerry. Jerry's still trying to get control.

You can't throw at someone who's in that box until they get back. Yes. Taylor, everybody, that's another thing. You can't, like if Max is here, and Taylor gets behind there and throws it, you can't get him out. Those are the rules. He has to go back.

He has to go back. No, when you come back, you have to get past there. He's gotta go back. You gotta get the balls and go back. That's what the rules are. Hank, Hank. One more uppers. You will be back to Nashville so quick.

Why did you give me this job? Exactly for this. This exact reason. All right. So, I mean, it is a gray area, right? Because if Max gets into that area and he doesn't get out within a relatively reasonable amount of time, he can't just stay there the entire time. But he's been sliding in.

He has been taking a little bit of time. But the whole point is that you don't want it to be that there's a mad rush and then everyone's out right away. You want to reset the game. See? That's how it should work. That's how it should work. That was clean. A little bit extra time for the Smokes. Terry's out! Stepped over the line.

Boss goes out. Terry's and Terry. Boss goes out. Man. Okay, so there's no man's land action right now A lot of balls on the left Not a lot on the right They're firing but they're not hitting

Is that a block? That's a block Clean block, clean block Jeffy Four in, one out Calls out Stephen Chase just stopped action And said someone's throwing a medicine ball It's a chat over the line. Stephen Chay just stopped action and said,

someone's throwing a medicine ball. It's a chat for the Dodgers. Athletic. Carl is out, though. So they're down to three on five, it looks. Three on four. Three on four, so relatively even. Team Chaps needs to get some balls, though.

Team Chaps needs to load up on balls so they can play a little bit of defense. That's a block into Che, but that hit him, but that's clean, because it's a block. Che throwing like an anime character. Three three now. Bounce, that's a bounce. His grunts are insane.

Oh, and Max is out of here. And Chaps almost got caught watching. And Chaps is hit. It's Che versus the world. Oh, no. He's out. He lost. Oh, and that's it. That's all she wrote. Five game series. Everybody's a crybaby.

Everybody's a crybaby. Jake coming over to shake hands. All right. That's our first stream. And Nikki Smoke said, this is my house. My's a crybaby. Jake coming over to shake hands. All right, that's our first stream. And Nikki Smoke said, this is my house. Nikki Smoke's saying my house. My house. All right, so, Jerry, post-game, let me put on the headphones. Can you turn off the audio for the court, whoever's in the control room? Very interesting stuff.

Some of the guys, I saw Rico pull up his shirt to put it over his mouth so they couldn't read his lips what he was saying afterwards. Turn off the audio of the court. Turn off the audio for the court. No one's listening in the control room. Turn off the audio of the court.

Replay showed you clear over the line. Watch the mousetrap. I don't know who I should tell to turn off the audio of the court. Somebody turn the audio off the court ASAP. Please, God. All right, we can still talk, though. Taylor, we haven't seen that in a while. Oh, Jesus Christ, that's so loud.

That wasn't your fault, Caleb. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were. It brought out the competitive juices. Yeah. You were able to win, though. Where's it stand right now with you and Jersey Jerry? Do you think that he was right in throwing you out?

I'm happy for my team that they were able to pull off a W, down one man. I wanted to play. I wanted to have a good time with the boys, have a little church set, but it seems like every time in my life, I go my way, the rest get in the way. It's frustrating. That's why we're inefficient, getting away.

You guys won. What are you complaining about? That's why I started off with happy people. We don't make the rules. We just enforce them. That's it. The rules were so fluid the whole game. What are you complaining about? We don't make the rules. We just enforce them. That's it. The rules were so fluid the whole game. What are you talking about?

So fluid? What are you talking about? I don't know. The lines changed after the first game. There was a box. I didn't have nothing to do with the line changes. Now it's fair the whole way now. Fair the whole way.

So, Jerry, the no man's land rule, you think Max was spending a little bit too much time in no man's land when he slid in? Was he not getting out fast enough? He's fat. I mean, I'm fat. He's fat. It's tough to get back that fat. And he's on his belly.

He's got to stand up. So that's tough. Take that into consideration. You did a good job, Jerry. Listen, I'm trying my best. I'm seeing the chat. A ref show is by no means a ref show. This is just a ref enforcing the rules,

and I'm dealing with grown men, some ex-NFL players, some not, just throwing temper tantrums. That's the problem. The referee shouldn't be looking at the chat and getting validation that way. Good point. You need to focus on what you should have been focused on.

That's the game. That's the integrity of the game that the people in the chat inevitably came to watch. I'll be honest with you. One of the best moments I saw was at the end of game one of the championship match when Jake Marsh stood there not caring if he got smoked and just fired away and completely mowed down Team Jeff D'Lo. What was it like standing in front of that, boys? Jake Marsh.

The second round, the talk was, hey, you got to eliminate Jake right away. Yeah, he was. That was one of the most impressive things. Jake and Carl could whip it, too. So, I was like, we got to get Jake and Carl. That was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. Jake just. Jake was throwing it.

And his only chance of playing defense was when he had two balls in his hand. So, if you get to him early before he can have two balls to play defense. Right. You're going to have a serious advantage. Yeah. How long was the intermission? No, that was it. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Back to the have a serious advantage. Yeah. How long was the intermission? No, that was it.

Oh, that's it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Back to the golf. All right. Yeah. It got dicey in the third game, Jerry. Yeah.

That was our first try. I think the whole line half court was a little miscommunicated. Well, we were kind of making it up on the fly. And then when it goes Hayward like that, you were talking game three of the finals, and you got good on good out there, and then you do that whole – you do the whole show. To me, it's like the refs making it about – You were talking game three of the finals, and you got good on good out there, and then you do the whole show.

To me, it's like the refs making it about they're trying to decide the game. When you're talking about an over- I can't have 30 guys arguing calls on opposites. I can't have that. That's going to be a line in the sand where you don't crawl. No, you can't. That's why I fell back, but that's why I told you. I said, hey, you're making this mess.

What happens if you complain after the game in the NFL in an interview about the refs? You get fined, right? Not necessarily. I mean, most of the time you do. No. I mean, most of the time you do, yes. Jerry, no.

George Pitt. Deontay Johnson just got fined. Who? Deontay Johnson. Complaining about the calls. How did he say it? He said the refs called a horrible game. Did he say fuck?

That's not. He didn't curse. I don't know. I've seen plenty of people be critical of the refs after NFL games. He didn't get fined. There was no fine. Yeah. Are you about to fine him?

You can fine me, Jerry. Let's see what Taylor got fined for in his career. Don't look that up. Don't look that up. Pull it up. That was fun, though. Hey, none of the fines I've ever had have been post-game. That was a good time.

We have to. Yeah, that was fun. I think we have a bunch of stuff we can fix. Tomorrow we're going to play wiffle ball, which should be a lot easier in terms of action. Yeah. Because that's just. I don't play wiffle ball.

We can play wiffle ball right now. Yeah. I think play more. I'm all about. Yeah, we can test out wiffle ball without us. Like, we'll figure out the rules right now before we stream tomorrow. Yeah. without us, like, we'll figure out the rules right now before we stream tomorrow. Yeah, is Jerry, is there, there's murmurs with the players in the league of the Dodgeball League

saying that they want Jerry to resign as head referee. Is there any sort of process to look at that? Yeah, as a commissioner, Jerry cannot resign. Okay. He can't. The company just spent a lot he's not allowed to jerry as the ref is exact what jerry did his ref today is exactly what i want jerry to do his ref his toss i wish we could see the replay when he tossed you it was electric he hit that whistle

like 16 times got it so so you want jerry to make the games about him no it wasn't he was not he let you guys play you got you, and the ref had to. This doesn't happen in the NFL? Did I say anything demonstrative? Yeah, you did. I didn't know what that word means. Did I say anything aggressive or mean? Where are you feeling?

Yeah, you intimidated me. You came right at me. You grabbed me. After you threw me out. I should have tossed you twice. That's fair game, brother. I could have tossed you twice. Tossed you twice where?

That's a double negative. It makes a positive. I'm back in the game. That's what I'm dealing with, twice. I could have tossed you twice. Tossed you twice where? That's a double negative. It makes a positive. I'm back in the game. That's what I'm dealing with, Dan. That's how it works. It's math. That's what I'm dealing with, Dan. That's what I'm dealing with. Alright, well, thank you everyone for watching. There's a lot of stuff we'll fix. Thanks for watching the act 2.

Subscribe. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Thank you, boys. It was a lot of fun. How close were you to losing your tipper for real? What's that? Subscribe. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Thank you, boys. Thanks. Play some more football. It was a lot of fun. Let's go play some more football. How close were you to losing your tip at Furio? What's that? How close were you to actually? Scale of 1 to 10?

You looked like you were pretty close. No, we were at a 2. We were at a 2. I understood the assignment. You probably could have handled it. Thank you. They gave me back control. Bye.