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Episode Date: September 29, 2026

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It's delicious coffee, and we're saving dogs. Hello, everyone. Oh, Nick. Oh, oh, oh, here comes Mr. Tarney. Mr. Tarty. Hey, Nick. Hey, guys. Sorry, guys.

What did I miss? Uh, so, what's up? Oh, Stella Blue? Ever heard of it? Yeah. Nick and KB,

uh, I need detailed, detailed notes about this dinner tonight. I'm a rider. Oh, boy. Okay. Hmm.

And I don't want any notes. Is there tension? He just doesn't want to invite. I went up to him. I was like, what are you doing tonight? He goes, maybe dinner. It's. And I said, like, with who?

He said, possibly Jerry. And I said, Rico, I know about the dinner. It's not like that. I know. I didn't think it was a hidden. I can't even go. It's more of an audition for us to see if we can. Yeah.

I can't go. I have the Cubs games. Oh, but you were invited. But I would like to be invited. You didn't get invited. No. It's okay. I need to switch it.

Is it too late for an invite? Yeah, I think it is. So it would have been an easy layup just to invite you, knowing that you can't go anyways. Yeah, I need to switch it up because he holds everyone hostage this time of year with his like rider of the year shit. So I need to come up with my own, the big Catharins of the year or something. Catharins.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Catharins. You're feeling the pressure, KV. You think you have to wow. Well, no, I think it's not the other way around. I think it's both side. Yeah.

I think Rico is feeling the pressure. I think he really wants to. show out? Well, he already had one good performance. Can he do it again? Anyone can have one good night. That's what it is. Yeah. The pressure Where was the first dinner? It was in Chicago. No, it was a Kent Barstown when we all were sitting around eating the wonderful

food at Horseshoe Camp. Oh, you guys left and went? Yeah. It was at that steakhouse we loved. Well, wait, the one that you went to three nights before as well? No, we went back to back nights. Okay. Yeah. Right? Wasn't it there? Yeah. I didn't

I didn't do that. No, no. No. Huh? You and I, their dinner was at the steakhouse that we went. I think you went with Ebo. Yeah, it was Ebo. Yeah. What are you doing?

He was a little short guy. I stayed at camp. We all, we can go to dinner. We're allowed to go to dinner. I eat the camp food. Listen, if this, if you guys become friends with Rico, it might, like, he might get to the point because he's here right now. I think he's doing Yaks Wild tomorrow? Uh, is he?

Is he? Is that why he's here? I didn't really hear. We didn't really choose who's competing. He might be here for the dinner. He's here for the dinner. I shouldn't have said that. Sully for the dinner.

He might be here for the dinner. No, I honestly don't know. And then he's coming back Sunday for the stream. We're just, he's going to move here without moving here, which is fine by me. Do you want us to try to woo him? Oh. Yeah. So, I want RICO here.

I do too. I'm a rider. Yeah, you are. I'm the reigning rider of the year. First dinner would be easy for him because it's at camp and just getting off, getting away from camp and going and getting to stake. was probably a delight. And he had a whole lifetime of stories to choose from.

But now you're in Chicago, a lot of restaurant options. Yep. He chose a lot of moving parts. Oh, yeah, what if they chose a bad restaurant? This is the big leagues now. This is the big league. This is the big leagues. Can he do it?

Yeah, you can do it in single A. It's single A, it's easy. Yeah, Rhinelander, Wisconsin, no problem. Middle of nowhere. And he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, but I also, I don't want to put pressure on him, but like, that might have been it. Yeah. I was in no rush to get back to the.

bunk. This, I mean... Yeah, you go home. I mean, you have a dog with warts you want to pet. So many words. There's a lot going on a lot. So many more things.

Rico, I'm going to have to leave. I got to go pet my warty dog. I know. The pressure is on us because I need to listen my ass off. It's all, yeah. We have to listen. God knows he won't be.

He's in charge. Yeah, he doesn't listen to anything. He assesses. He assesses your body language, every little nuance. to how you respond to him. And if you don't give him what he wants, he's not sure about me yet.

Yeah. He'll text behind the scenes behind my back. Like, what do you think about? He'll never figure you out. No. He's going to try. Like, he'll always think that something's up with you. I gave him, like, thinly veiled positive feedback.

I was laughing my ass off, but it wasn't enough. It's not enough. I don't think he hears. I think it's all physical. What if one of you has a joke of the night? No, I won't. We can't try. No, I'm only going to bring sad topics.

But if you accidentally have the joke of the night, then it ruins this whole fucking night. Won't do that. No. I'm just going to talk about bowls of peas. If you don't participate in the jokes, then he's going to take it as you're treating him like a child. You also should, as someone who, I mean, listen,

I'm basically passing him off. He no longer has any need for me. So he's your guys now. Rico loves when you tell a story that he knows the ending so he can guess the ending before you say it. Interest. So like... Like, you start a story and then he jumps in and says the rest of the story.

Okay. I've got... Let's get some stories he knows. Okay. Like personal anecdotes or historical or... Yeah. Well, he'll guess even if he doesn't know. Okay.

Yeah. So not like Noah's Ark. He would guess that. Okay. Well, yeah, like, oh, yeah, is this one with a storm? Yeah. Oh, like a few of the storms? Yeah.

He heard this one. Is he watching the show right now? I don't know. I've been like genuinely, I flash IV this morning, so like no facial twitches because he would register that and I'd be an enemy. Correct. Correct. I need to be hydrated. No spasms.

Sounds like a high pressure dinner for you guys. I trim my beard so he could see my dimples when I'm smiling. I love that. Yeah. Don't show too much teeth. No? You'll take that as an act of aggression. It's like a doperman?

Yeah. You actually probably shouldn't eat in front of him. Nothing for me. You guys get a sound. I'm here to listen. I'm very excited. Where is he right now? I'll talk some.

How's everyone doing? Good. Good. We got Deutsch today? We got Deutsch today? Oh yeah, the presentation. I saw him writing notes upstairs. He's very excited to present.

Love that. Again, TJ's words were however long you think it is. I did hear the number of slides. and I was shocked. I love that. Over under 50. Deutsch. No spoilers.

Over 40 slides. Thumbs up for over. Do you say 65? 65? 65 slides. 65 slides. 65 slides. 65 slides.

Okay. Walk out some time. You can't show us 65 slides. He's got notes. Oh, he's got notes. Oh, this is a full thing. Should we get them in? I want to say, I just asked Rico if he's here and then we'll get Deutsche in.

How's Connor Graham? You're not jealous of the dinner, are you? No. Not at all, right? I have the Cubs game. You've already, you know, I couldn't have gone. You know, something new to be said. Yeah.

Will I never invite him to a dinner again? Yes. But other than that, who put this dinner together? I don't care. Oh, this too? Rico did. Rico put the dinner together? What's not put the dinner?

I'm just asking, I'm asking about the dinner. Everyone's doing dinner. Everybody's doing dinners. We might have too many dinners. No. Every night you're doing dinner? Every night. Yeah, I'm doing dinner every night.

You should have to register dinners you go on. Yeah. There should be some sort of database. A log. Yeah. It's a log. I would be on that all day. Yeah.

It's coming. Bosco. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Fred? Brad Stevens.

Yeah. No problem. problem. We're just talking about your dinner tonight that you put together. I will scrap it. No. No. The fuck?

Who's the leak? Who's the leak? I didn't know it was a private dinner. I mean, so you were keeping it from everyone. You've told everyone. Whatever. All right. What's crap it?

No. I want to go to dinner. Don't be pouty, Rico. I'm not. Rico, do you think he's jealous? Nipple ring. He works on Tuesdays. Yeah, he made a dinner for the day I work.

I'm here Tuesday. What do you want me to say? Yeah. Where do you do? stand? BTW? He's smiling. And what you cut us a promo? I just want everybody to be happy.

Not see. No. Wait, try that again. Try it again. Give a different answer. I think you should go to dinner whenever you want. See, it's added. Fuck. Oh, no. Rico, it's the shit like that doesn't get him the invite to dinner.

What? Whatever. Art. Oh, yeah, you can't answer anything. I'm not saying anything. I can't go to dinner dude you work on Tuesday I know you come no no no I can't I'm saying I can't

what's what what uh Danny Scottsdale's gonna enjoy his dinner it's gonna be great yeah it's gonna be it's not and it's not a secret dinner it's no there's no there's not a club mm-hmm but Rico put it's I'm saying it's what what are you looking at me for are you being so why you've been so you know secretive about your dinner I don't know why I'm asking why I think he's afraid to offend people that didn't get invited. But now everyone knows, so everyone is a fact. But they shouldn't be a fact. Nobody goes. People do dinners all the time.

It's like capital punishment. Yeah. No, nobody goes. Was this a, was the guest list curated? Did you put some thought into like, yeah, he did. Like, I want, I don't want it to get too big. I want it to be. Yeah, we ran it back. These guys like it, but I think they might, now I'm wondering if they're like leaking and they really don't like that.

It was not Nick or KB. Wait. Right. Was it you four at Rhinelander? Yeah, and move. Yeah, I can't have you wondering. Oh, so you're just running back the entire. And have you donated to one.

If you have doubts about us, then that's going to ruin the whole dinner. Yeah. I don't know. You got to eat. You got to eat. You got to eat. Guys got to eat. If you had to, like, cut from the list.

Yeah, who's the first guy? Jerry's trying to bail, so who knows. Who's paying for dinner? I would imagine we split. Oh, okay. We're going to split. I would have paid. That's why you always invite Dan because he will pay for it.

Oh, that's a free bird move. I know. You wouldn't do that. You do that? Leonard Skinnerd. Oh, okay. Oh, Leonard's Skinner. Do you want to talk anything about Mr.

Belvedere? No, what's... Belladine. That's just Belding. Oh, he passed away. Who's Mr. Belvedere? That's Mr. Belvedere. Set on his balls.

That's right. Mr. Belvedere? Belvedere sat on his ball. Belvedere. Belvedere was a sitcom starring Bob Euker and Mr. Belvedere was a sitcom starring Bob Euker and Mr. Belvedere sat on it.

He sat on his balls. Is that a running bit? Mr. Balding or Belding? What? Belvedere sat on his balls. That's the only one-in-lawed. It was a one-time thing or just a characteristic trait? No, he sat on his balls.

He sat on his balls? He sat on his balls. Or just once? No, just one. Building around Bob Buker. The baseball guy. You can only sit on your balls so many times the audience moves on. Right.

Oh, was it a written? It was a written, yeah. Yeah, Mr. Belver. Famously sat on us on Tusson. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. The insult.

So when he died yesterday? No, Mr. Belding died. Dennis Haskins. Bob Euker died. Bob Euker has been dead. Okay. Remember the... He's done a letter to the Brewers.

He's a heavenly... He's a divine author. Remember the Brewers manager read a letter from Bob Euker? And then he's like, yeah, I made that whole thing up. Where does meeting Kelly Kapowski rank in your life of moments? You looked great. Thanksgiving dinner fit.

Yeah, it's a picture you want framed. You're not going to, you know... I would have loved to wear my fucking... Wisconsin Milwaukee sweatsuit, but, you know, you dress up. It is what it is. Why? I'm just saying, oh, man. Oh, man.

Pretty high, dude. Wow. You look great. You look great. She looks great. What'd you say to her? She does look great. A big fan.

Yeah. And then I asked her favorite episode. And she was just like, I feel like it's gotten so big with them. Same with Mario Lopez when I met him. They, like, it's gotten so big that they, don't. She probably gets asked that a lot. Yeah, she probably gets asked that a lot.

She's like, oh, this guy's asking me again. If you had a do-over, what would you ask her? Can I sniff your hair? That's just bizarre. Yeah, that is, but it probably smells good. I bet it does smell good. It's got to smell. She's glowing.

She's beautiful. Yeah, she was glowing. Great actress. What do you think? Strawberries? Yeah, some kind of like fresh flowers. Lavender. We lost, Jeff Hunter died in the past six or seven months, I think.

Oh, no. I don't know who that is. That's the guy. The rest of him? No, she cheats on him. She cheats on Zach with. His real name was... So he deserved to die.

I used to know it. Fuck. It's okay. Sorry, don't beat yourself up. You got a big day. She's dead. So, yeah. Yeah.

We're losing them all. Jeff, yeah, who was it played? Patrick Muldoon. Yep. He died recently. Well, yeah, you knew it because you read. read it. Yeah, it hit me.

But he knew it. I knew the character. Jeffrey Chavante. What? That's made off. Holy shoot. That is not. That's canon?

That is not said on the show. Chavante. Telling you. Take it from the guy who ran trivia. That is not set on the show. You used to run Saved by the Bell trivia? Facebook. Every night at 12 o'clock.

You would go live? No, I would eat. I created a group. I wish I hung out at the max on Facebook. And then. That's the name of the group? Yeah. I wish I hung out at the max.

Okay. Sent it. People would answer. We kept standings and we had a playoff bracket. We're- People answered live or via text? Facebook Messenger. So they could just cheat.

Yeah, but it was honor in the game. So with us. Tommy, so with us. Wait, Rico. Where are we at with the... Go ahead. got the only guy with the phone out

it's a bad story I got it I'll take I got it sorry the Rico segment's boring the shit out of me what are you want me to say oh no dinner's gonna be better next week my five favorite rapist Cosby episode oh the guerriller

if he's gonna hate me anyway hell yeah brother oh the gorilla you're welcome all right that was boring as fuck excited for those ranking Brandon, you might have ruined dinner

He really doesn't want anyone more about the dinner But like That's the funny We're not hiding anything I don't care about the dinner It's that he's secretive about dinner Then it makes me care about it I think I said yesterday

We're doing dinner Dinner might be pain But then when I asked him He was just like Yeah I'm probably getting dinner How did the group come to be in the first place We had a reservation for just like The Anus guys

And they were there at the same time We push tables together Oh And then the rest is pretty hard harmless. Yeah. Now you guys are a supper call. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. That is harmless. This dinner is nefarious. You think so? Yeah. No, he thinks we're like, we might be leaks.

I know. Check us for wires. He's going to make me get naked. Fuck. Is it your fault, Brandon? Good. Yeah, good.

I'm with you. Yeah, I'm tired of suffering the RICO experiment. Fuck him. I try to smile. I try to make a blank face. He's still wants to be a little bitch, so fuck him.

Oh, geez. Come on, Brandon. Right of the years coming up. What? Oh, man. That's what you want. That's what you get. That's what you get.

That's what you get. What was the gorilla thing? Is that a thing? Is that a thing? He just said he wants to be a gorilla in the cage. You want a gorilla in the cage? You want a gorilla in the cage? You let the gorilla out.

He says that all the time. What do you think his top five episodes are going to be? I don't know. I'm anxious to hear that list. Well, he still has to finish his blog, ranking, say, by the Bell, episodes according to Steakhouses. That's been like six years in the making.

I don't think I know that one. What was the last time he wrote it? Look it up, TJ. According to state houses. Like he's assigning an episode to a steakhouse? We still are waiting for, I think he's only done it once. Yeah, he was the Bushwhackers.

Look up the Steakhouses saved by the Bell episodes that Rico was, he said he was going to finish it. Maybe you guys can ask. You're a bad man. No, I'm not. You're a bad. You know exactly what you're doing. I want, he left.

You're trying to ruin. You're trying to ruin our dinner because you're jealous of the dinner. Your dinner is not affected by this whatsoever. Ranking every A State by the Bell episode in tears of corresponding state. There you go. That was four years ago. I'll be damned. What got Ruth's Chris?

How did this not catch on? Wait, what are they? Are these all Ruth's Chris? Yeah, these are all Ruth's Chris. Ruth Chris is in the 70s? Yeah. He never went more. Quick time out to talk about Stakehouse and Power Rink, some of the sides to order at the table.

Number one, lobster, mac and cheese. Thick cut bacon, hash browns, french fries, onion rings, seizure salad, mac and cheese, Caesar salad again. Really disrespecting mashed potatoes is... Two scissors or salads. I think steakhouse string beans are... Spelled right and then wrong. Yeah, string beans and mashed potatoes. You're ruining dinner.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Everything you say. You are green with envy, Dan. You guys know that dinner does not, like, he's going to be... RICO is a good dinner guy. That's a good note, though. I've done hundreds of dinners with RICO, and I've had fun every time.

Are you going to Steakhouse? Italian. Ah, no. Damn. They're going to the episode that, uh... What episode are Kelly? What episode are you going to? The speed.

Caffeine pills? I know. I'm so scared. I'm so excited. The Lisa Turtle hurts her ankle. That episode. That's the place they're going tonight. That's not that.

You should be a good icebreaker. Be like, this place kind of is like the Lisa Turtle dance episode. This is like the volleyball episode. Malibu Sands Just loosen them up a little Ugh What you're doing is disgusting No

You guys are gonna have a great tent Great fucking dude It's not happening now It's definitely happening Can I ask a save by the bell Related question Well we'd probably need Rico back in here But yeah

Well Brandon just mentioned Malibu Sands Is Leah Remini The biggest star to come out of that show Mario Lopez I don't know She's pretty big Going on to the cast of one of those housewife shows now, right?

Really? Yeah. Wouldn't be Mario? It would have to be Mario. Mario's on every TV. He's everywhere. Huh. Elizabeth Berkeley had the showgirls.

Showgirls, but that ended fairly quickly. Lark Forgey's hasn't been... She didn't do anything. Mark Paul Gosser has done some shows, but he's never been a... Well, he was in Franklin and Bash. Yeah, that's right. Mario Lopez has always been omnipresent, but Leah Remini is like a...

a leading person in a lot of shows. Kent Queens is huge. Yeah. Marl Paul Gossler did have Franklin and Bash. Was he Franklin or Bash? Yeah. Both. What?

That's the twist. What does Mario Lopez do other than beat Mario Lopez? I think we all agree he's like everywhere, but also what does he actually do? Cabs and hotel rooms. Yeah. Does he host like a weird AI videos? Weird AI

videos. Dancing with the stuff. Am I? Or? He cheated on his wife. wife at his bachelor party? I believe so. And he admitted that?

Yeah, like right when he got home. Oh, what a loser. Are they still married? No, I don't think they ever did. Okay. Oh. Oh. That'll do it.

He posts weird memes on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah, what was there something with a niece or a lot of? Yeah, the hot dog and the niece. The AI video. Okay. That was very weird. Yeah.

He is in, he is everywhere, but also. Yeah, what would you attribute him to? What does he do? He does everything, but he's attributed to nothing. Correct. him and Maria Manunos. Yeah, he's omnipresent. She was at theater previews and hotel rooms like.

Gas station pumps. Push the green button if you want to watch the latest in our pay-per-view offerings. Oh, yeah. Sweet gig, I feel like. Oh, yeah. Probably pays well. Mario Lopez hosted the New Year's Eve party at the hotel I stayed at at the Outback Bowl in Tampa in 2019. That sentence just kept going.

And I thought it's cool that Mario Lopez is here at the, this hotel hosting our New Year's Eve party. Also, shouldn't Mario Lopez be bigger than the Radisson's hotel party at New Year's Eve in Tampa in 2019? I think he just loves to host. Huh. He's America's Jeff D. Lo. Yeah. But then the next day, we had the game against Iowa.

He's America's Jeff. He is. If there's a host, yeah, I'll gladly host. Is this a video? That looks familiar. Wait, why do you pick the fattest photo ever? But I think that's in a recent, that's in a recent get back together. And Lopez just wants to show how.

he's still put together. He looks the same. Right. Speaking of sentences that never end, we've got to get read down here. That was a all-time tweet. Oh, by the way, by the way, they just, yeah. Hoyt made the senators. Hoyt.

Yes. By beautiful Hoyt. Oh, I'm so excited for him. I can't believe our Hoyt did that. He's made it to the big time. It feels like we made the league. We were trying to collect Huites. You're a good Hoyt Scout.

We were trying to collect Hoyts, our first one. Yeah. I looked. The schedule's December 20th, which I think is a Sunday. Oh, tough. Okay. Yeah. That's okay.

But I hit him up and congratulated him. He said, thank you to all of us. Of course. Yeah, he couldn't have done it without us. He said. Yeah. He didn't say that, but still. He meant it.

Sends needed some jersey sales. It felt like it. It felt like he said that. I'm going to get his jersey. Oh, we do need to make his jersey a big sale. Mm-hmm. Buy a hoar jersey if they exist. It's the perfect hockey last name.

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I just got my Badger hoodies. They're super comfortable. Perfect for fall weather. Go to Roeback.com. That was quite something. Yeah, was that pretty crazy one? All right. I just don't know.

I don't know. I like. I love this. No, I love. It's unique and it's moving. I love your tweet style. Pull it up again. Thank you, bro.

I appreciate it. Chilling at this court alone and just got primed from my childhood. Every time I used to play basketball by myself as a kid, I used to play as a guy I made up in my head on the court. His name was best guy. He was fire. And he was a walk on in Vermont. He had a twin brother on the team named Jack. They were insane.

Didn't lose a game. I'd win on a buzzer beater pretty much every time. We won the national championship four straight years. That's incredible run. Incredible. Every game's a buzzer beer. And Vermont, too, to win a Natty. Oh, yeah.

Sometimes when I would take a shit, I would do fake interviews with him in my head and build his character arc to be the absolute man on campus. I was curious about going to Vermont because of this, but got a 19 on my ACT, so couldn't. Now, is that last part? So when you were interviewing while you were shitting, you said you would interview him? Yeah. Were you asking him the questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I was asking him the questions, and then I would also, like, be like, oh.

Lance, would you do it out loud while you were shitting? No, I think it was, like, in my, like, in my head. Oh, yeah. But I think I would probably be like, yeah, like that, you know what I'm saying? Never. Well, like, just like talking quietly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, because, like, I don't think I could all just do it in my head, you know?

I get it. I feel like I was saying, like, did Jack guy get any love? He, so what Jack ended up doing was he got hurt. and he started coaching for him. Oh, Jack did? Yeah. Yeah, I started coaching for him after the

four years. Okay, so, and then also the parents they named one kid Jack and the other kid best guy. I guess I was the parent, though. Yeah, right. I guess I'm the parent. How'd you come up with that? But they're twins, right? I generally don't know. Are they twins?

Yeah, twins. Which one came out first? I don't know. I don't know. I guess it didn't. I guess it didn't really, but like, I would like, yeah, I would like contemplate with like other characters too. Like, who? I had other characters too. Like who? I had a C4. He had long brown hair. He was a point guard too. He was, he was really good. And then I had a brodie. Okay. How do you pick the names? Because some are names and then some aren't. Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know how I pick the names. It's just like every time I just stepped on the core, I would just like, like had this like shit in my head. Yeah.

It would just like flow. Yeah. Like I wouldn't have to think. I would just like blah blah blah blah blah. Brodies from California and how was he? He was from California. He was good. He was a good point guard. Oh, you had two point cards. C4. Yeah. So like this happened like for a long time. You know what I'm saying? So like

I would like kind of go and then I would like kind of come up with like. Oh guys graduated? Yeah. Wow. But the NBA was interested in best guy or like he just loved him on? Three-year straight national championship. I guess, like, I didn't play with them, like, after college. You know what I'm saying? I just play with him in college because, like, I would, like, you know what I'm saying? I think college is, like, the best.

That's the best. Yeah, I don't want to go to the NBA. They don't really care, you know. He probably would have been a lottery pick. You don't play. Oh, he would have for sure. He was really good. He was a walk-on.

He was a walk-on. Walk-on. Yeah, he was a walk-on. Yeah. Huge for walking. I said that on the tweet. Why did you choose Vermont? Huh?

Why did you invest to choose Vermont? I think I just remember, I was like, wow, that's a pretty area. Yeah. So it feels like you're not choosing any of this. It's like, it's just coming to you. I guess it just, well, because it happened when I was a child too, you know? So, yeah, I guess it just like came to me in my like head. When you looked, did you apply to Vermont?

Dude, I got a fucking 19 on that shit, dude. Yeah. I mean. So you just looked it up and you're like, oh, fuck. I feel like, yeah. Well, bro, and 19 on the ACT Probably not going to go to that school Well, I think you could have explained your scenario

And what you had and they would have I need to say Like, hey, can we make, like, they get guys I bet now, I bet now because I'm, you know what I'm saying? I bet I could. You could get in now. Yeah, because I have like the platform. Right.

To get to Vermont. Because schools look the other way all the time for grades If they're trying to get a best guy. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah. What's, what do you need, TJ, can you look at what you need to get on the

that's a yeah yeah think that's a great question strongly competitive 301 whoa got a ninth halfway there I took I took so I should never mind never mind what you took you took you took no drugs I took a lot of Adderall and I would take the AC but you were prescribed no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you were you didn't tell your proctor no I didn't tell my proctor I took a but yeah no that was my like whole thing and then I had Harvey too. He was a small forward. I would sometimes play with him. Okay. What was best guy? What position? Point guard.

That's a lot of point cards. A lot of point cards. I love, I love playing with point cards. You guys were like Illinois 2005? Yeah, I guess. And then our and then he would only play two three zone. Okay. That's a good wrinkle. Yeah. Would you play defense? No, I don't think I would play defense. You're out on the court by yourself, just like, no. Slaping the floor. In the middle of a two three zone, just standing there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty weird, but yeah, it's just, like, kind of what I did. I hate to bombard you with questions because it was so long ago, but you guys won four national championships in a row. Did you lose any games?

No. Never lost a game. Because I would never want to, like, lose a game. No, right. You would just want to win, so I would just win every time. I would do the same thing, but I would always lose. You would, like, wrestling? I would always get, like, fifth at the Winslow Winter Classic.

It was always, like, a gutsy performance, but I never won. Yeah. realistic. I felt like it was, I was like really... I bet there's like a steeper, like, shit to that where you like always wanted to lose, you know? Yeah. Afraid of what I'd have to do to truly succeed at the highest level. Whoa. Whoa.

So like when you were hooping yesterday, did you... I saw, that's why I was primed by it because I was like, oh my God. Like, it just kind of came back and I was like, should I play with them? Like, should I just fucking do it one last time? So are you doing it? Are you playing as them? No, I didn't fucking do it because... Come on.

I think there's like a deeper, like... Yeah, I think I... Because I'm just older now, I guess, you know? I like... I lost that spark, I guess, you know? Yeah. But I was really thinking about it. I was really thinking about it.

What do you do now then? You just... Just play alone with me. It's kind of boring on it. Play as yourself? Do you still fantasize, like, as yourself, though? Not really, no. I probably should.

Honestly, I probably should. Yeah. All right, well, I love the tweet. Yeah, no. Yeah, you're the man. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. I need more of that from Reid.

Yeah, I guess they just come to me and I just off the rip. Never keep them to yourself. Okay, yeah. Yeah, don't ever keep them to yourself. Yeah, I won't. Okay. All right, great. I'll see you later, guys.

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Yeah, please. He's gone now, but I did that when I was growing up. Oh, yeah. I had made up league. I had a made-up league in my head. I was just myself. But you're yourself, right? Yeah.

So I was myself, but I created teams around me where I traveled all over. Oh, dude, all this, like the buzzer beaters, also, also, come here, Greg. Also shooting hoops in your driveway and being like, surely someone will see me. Yeah. Right. Yeah, you do the buzzer beating thing. You do it as yourself. It's like I'm in the NBA finals and I'm going to hit the game winner or not.

That's more normal. Surely some NBA scout will drive by my house while I'm swishing this. Ungarded 15-footer. Yeah. Greg. Yes. You also got a 19 on your A-C-T and you tried four times? Yeah, it's a 19 super score.

What's a super score? It takes your best of everything combined. Yeah, they change. So you never actually got a 19. Four tries 19? Wait a minute. It takes your math from one. Okay, no.

I've never actually got a 19 in one city. I don't think so. Super score? I will say, yeah. Yeah, they changed it. I'm not a test. My brain turns off and I just don't remember anything. When does your brain turn off?

I had a 3.7 in GPA in college. Like, what? Yeah. At where? Northwest Missouri State. Oh, boy. I mean, but that's who accepts me. Like, celebrity ACT.

So why are you looking at this? All right. Who's in the 19th? Cash out of 34? Me and Aeron. Aeron. Aeron. Look at him.

He's successful. Yeah. Super successful. But yeah. No, and I took... Clinton got a 20. I took classes and everything. It's very funny because it's like...

The entrance to Barstall Sports, I think you can't be higher than like a 20. Right. That's right. That's too smart for this company. Depending on your BMI, yeah. So you... So SuperScore means that you got less than 19. Yeah, like, science was my highest, but like reading, like, I just can't read.

At all? No. Like you're reading comprehension or is it just struggling to like Do you forget as soon as you read it or is it just getting through it? Yes What? No, he asked you an either or question. No, like it's both.

Okay. I like, I can read a sentence and I'd be like, I don't know what I just read. Yeah. I already forgot. So then I have to go back and read it again. And then, yeah, and then I just can't read. Like I have dyslexia, so. Oh, well, you should have said that.

So yeah, that's a real thing. I have dyslexia, ADHD, like. Can you look at a series of words and discern what words? they are. What does discern me? Oh my God. Make out. Yeah, your... What do you mean make out? Your letter.

What's your tongue? Understand. Can you read? Or like it's at an actual word. Can we have them do an ad? Can we see? I was going to see if you could like... Actually read.

I can read. I just cannot remember anything. And like, once I read a sentence, it's like, what did I just read? Right. I can't remember. Your eyes are reading it, but your brain's not. Yeah.

It doesn't go. So we could write down anything. you'll read it. Read the top of the first thing underneath the other. Underneath the other section. MLB playoff start today. Both the Cubs and White Sox are in it. Is there energy and the city good?

Yeah. It was nailed those. It was good. You can read. Yeah, you can read. I know, but like, whenever you asked me, like, what did I just read? Like, where were they? What did you just read?

The Cubs and White Sox. Oh, you got it? Yeah. That was pretty good. If you give me, like, a really boring thing to read. Well, yeah. And then you asked me two minutes later to, like, what? city where then I couldn't tell you at all.

That's fair. So, yeah, I just can't. I want to read boring shit. Yeah, but like math, I thought I did better. Obviously not. Science, I think you got out like a 26 and like that's good, but yeah, reading in grammar, grammar's my worst. Yeah. Grammar's stupid. Yeah.

I mean, I can't tweet, so. Greg, when are you going to ask me if you can move to Chicago? When can I? Is it coming? When can you ask? Have you been thinking about I thought about it, yeah. Yeah.

Figured whenever my contract's up, that's probably a good time to bring it up. When is your contract? December 31st. We're on break. Okay. Yeah. It's a bad time. Are you worried at all that you're going to lose your Greg-ish, your Greg, your Gregora?

I could. Don't answer. Don't say that. God, damn it. It's not going well. No, it is going well. That's actually, this is ironically what we want. Are you worried that the thing that we love about you, you're not going to have.

when you move here. Yeah, maybe. Hey, I'm just trying to make everybody happy. In Chicago, would you continue to be, Greg? Yeah. Can you promise me this? What would I, how would I stop? I don't know. You can't stop.

You literally can't stop. I know that's why I'm sorry. Great. How would you explain yourself to people that don't know you? Like, do you meet strangers? And they're like, what do you do for work? And you're like, I work at Barstall Sports now. And then they say, what do you do?

Like, how does that conversation go? How do you explain what your content is and who you are as a content creator. Do you want to role play right now? Won't you roll play with Nick? Roll play with Nick. Okay. Hey man, what's going on? How much? How are you? Good, good. I'm Nick. Oh, I'm Greg. Nice to meet you. What do you do for work? Oh, uh, I work at Barstool Sports. No shit? Yeah, it's pretty sick.

What do you do for Barstool? I create content. Like what? That's pretty open-ended. Yeah, I mean, you pretty much get to do whatever you want. I mean... Oh, that's not. I, I like to have fun and I post it on social media. No way. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Give me an example. Oh, I mean, I like to go to, like, the Mizzou games. Oh, I understand your field to wait well. I'm very familiar with your profession.

I got hired to represent Mizzou, so. There you got, that's what you should have said. Oh, okay, I got hired to represent Mizzou. Oh, amazing, man. Have a good day. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah.

You crushed it. Can you make me a promise? Yeah. If you do move here, poor decisions, you still have to do that. from your apartment from your computer. Okay. Deal. Yeah.

All right, I approve it. You still haven't asked. He's waiting. Yeah. Talk offline. All right. When do you think you're going to ask? December 30.

Whenever I figure out if I'm coming back. Have you considered not asking and just doing it? No. I wouldn't do that. Being suspiciously around a lot. And then like after a couple months, we finally put it together. That wouldn't be the worst strategy. Does Greg reside in this way?

That wouldn't be the worst strategy. Yeah, but what if you're like, don't even ask. What if you're like, yeah, you just got to go back. And then it's like, I'm in Chicago and I have an apartment here and then you just got to go back. And I have an apartment in a apartment. Do you live in an apartment? No. By coastal.

I still live in my apartment. By coastal living. What's by coastal? Oh, my God. Okay. You're perfect. Thanks. Just the way you are.

You'd be coast to coast is what I meant. Chicago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Coast to coast. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

My brain's into a wonder. It's all right. You get it. You get it now? Yeah. Coast to coast. From what? Kansas City to Chicago.

Right, but from... What do you mean from what? I just said, coast to coast. Yeah. He was making like a reference. Yeah, I know from poor decisions. There we go. Yeah.

We can have conversations. I didn't see that on poor decisions. I only watch the recap shows. Have you recorded the recap? Yeah, I didn't do great. You didn't do great on your own show? Are the numbers? The numbers.

Oh, yeah. We can fix that. We'll get that pulled. We'll go ahead and pump it. No, it got canceled. Why? Oh, no. Rindola?

Giz. Giz. Oh, damn. That's an I'll talk about premature. Greg just talking to a trick. That's funny. That's funny. I got to call the date I came.

I actually came already. I have no desire to see you anymore. Functionally useless. Just stop talking. We're good here. We're good here. We don't need a date. I already jizzed.

You might if I reschedule? I already jizzed today. So what did happen, Greg? Just stop talking. Tell it a chick that you jizz. Oh, no. We don't use jizz enough. Yeah, we don't.

But you had a date schedule for the day? night? Yeah. And she just... Who canceled? She went... It just... Her. Mutual. It just...

We haven't brought it off. She mutually stopped talking. Yeah. Yeah. She gets sense to jazz. Damn, Greg. I'm sorry. But yeah, like, how do you know it's not... You made plans for a date.

Yeah. You stop talking and you know that it's canceled. So somewhere along the line. Someone had been canceled it. No one has canceled it. So then it's still on. But we haven't talked to her since Sunday. All right.

So hit her up and like, are we still going out tonight? You made a text you right now. That's two days ago. I know. She's probably waiting on you to. Text you right now and say, hey, are we still on? You still want to get together tonight? Who texted?

I promise I won't. You think it's canceled because you last talked two days ago? Did you actually cancel or did it just you haven't? The last text was I'll see you on Tuesday. Let me see the text. No, no. You can't have the text. Greg, you could trust him.

Okay, no. He's not going to read them out loud. Literally, it was ended on how's your day going? How's your day going? Ben. You didn't say you're not reading. She never answered. Yeah, she has to read them, Greg.

You have to read them to know what they say. Like, just don't read them out loud. Into the mic. This is bad. You think you got to cancel, Big Kent? I don't think so. I don't think so either. But she didn't respond on Sunday, so it's like.

Well, maybe she didn't see it, Greg. What was the last thing you said to her? She said, how's your day going? I was like, I'm just watching football. Just text her to see if you ask her how her day was. Did you not give her an open-ended question? No. I asked her first.

I was like, hey, how's your morning going? And she's like, I just got back from a concert. Like, or I got late. Is that a bear? Yeah, that's a bear. I got back from a concert late at night, just woke up. And she's like, what are you doing? Okay.

And what was the last text? Yeah. Last text was you still want to get together tonight. Via Big Cat. Two seconds. Or via you. What was before that, though? You sent her, how was your day going?

I said, hey, how's your day been going? We just got back from Ohio. It's been okay. Still tired. Didn't get home until two. How's yours going? Said that's a long night. Not too bad.

Just telling them watching football. You had to ask her questions, right? You got to, yeah. I don't know. And you thought the date was canceled because of that? Because she didn't respond. She's, what? What did she get to respond?

You didn't give for anything. What she's going to say? Okay. I don't know. You got to engage. You got to ask another question. Probably home getting dressed right now. Probably, yeah.

What concert did you see? I know what she saw. How was it? I saw that on Saturday. She saw Elenie? Or no. All right. Well, Ella Langeley.

Tell us, go sit in the cave and let us know when she responds. Okay. She probably won't. Don't jizz. I won't jizz. I already did today. No. Just thinking about a girl being like, where do you want to jizz?

I'm about to jizz, babe. Where do you, you want to jizz on me? What a ridiculous word. Did you jizz? Yeah, did you jizz? Did we jizz? We're all being like, oh my God, I'm going to jizz first. I'm jizz.

Does anybody use that word? No. It's like a middle stack. Saying that in. Yeah, I know. Just being like, oh my God, you're going to make me jizz. I'm going to try that. If he moves here, he would be a great dating show contestant.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm not opposed to Greg moving here. The only thing I'm worried about with Greg. And I, I, I, I don't.

don't think this is going to happen, but Greg is perfect because he has no problem being like the butt over the joke, which is a very good skill at Barstool. It's like the only skill mincy has. And you don't want to lose that. You don't want it to be like too serious where he's like, I don't like this, you know. Yeah. I don't want to be on camera or that kind of stuff. Yeah.

We have the perfect amount of him right now. Yeah. We'll see. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't believe he jizzed already. Jiz. Cheers.

What about Deutsch? Is it Deutsche? Oh, yes. There's a Deutsch time. Deutsch. Deutsche. Oh, I fear we might not have enough time. Yeah, we should be able to get through half of it.

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Deutsch. Welcome home. Thank you for having me. It's good to be back. You were ready to get back. Very ready to get back. What was the first thing you did when you got home? Just went to bed.

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't leave the apartment from Friday night until Monday. Wow. Oh. Sleep it off. Slept it off. Door dashed every meal.

Love that. Okay. So how do we, where are we starting? What are we doing? You have a presentation. I do have a presentation. I love that. And you have a lot of notes?

And you put this presentation together? I did. Yourself? Myself. No help. A little bit of help. Okay. Did you know?

No, I didn't. I just assumed. Everyone who we ever asked to come in here to do a presentation, they've never done it themselves. Mincy Donnie, you. So I had helped getting the photos to upload. And then yesterday I was supposed to be able to put the notes in. I couldn't figure it out. So I've been the notes here.

Okay. So did you do none of the presentation? Is it just your camera roll? I oversaw. Are we seeing a montage of photos? There's a couple videos as well. Okay, okay. But you couldn't figure out how to put text on the screen.

Well, I didn't want to Once it was in place, I didn't want to jeopardize the photos With the text Yeah, but you have the text I do have the How many pages of notes do you have? Two and a half Okay

Smaller pad, so Maybe a page and a half of notes Are these all your photos or some Google images? Some of them are Google images Because I couldn't Take photos where I was what's up mark good to see you man

welcome back thank you good to be back okay I was having 5G a 5G feel oh incredible yeah

freedom I didn't mean to like most of the trip was awesome it was really fun but just not being able to call text or getting I think it's totally fair to like most of the trip was fun

except for the times I got lost every single 95% of it was like a once in a lifetime Yeah. Why was it a problem this time, but not last time? Or was it a problem last time? No. Last time it just automatically, you got a text when you landed in Munich. It's going to be $12 a day. For everyone else I was with, it automatically went. This time, I got that same text, and I'm like, whatever, it's going to be $12 a day. And then I just connected to those fucking two T towers, and it just kept happening. I would call Verizon, and they could manually get me back on them. the correct tower, but then 30 minutes later it was on the 2T.

Damn. Oh, no. All right, let's get it going. Did you send it to TJ? I did send it to TJ. Okay. Oh. Oh, so we're not even.

Not there yet. We're not only not there, but we don't have like a, like a Deutsche's vacation. An intro slide, yeah. No. We're right into it. We're right into it. What would the title be? Um, my travel abroad.

Okay. Okay, all right. DeWichtoberfest. Yeah, so here I am. One of my... It's good, Brandon. I like to. I'm actually going to tweet that right now,

Deutsche Weber Fest. Yes, good job, Brandon. Thank you. Thank you. So I was going to bring my larger bag. This is your two bags. Those are my two bags. One of them is one of the Planet Fitness bags from the...

What was it that we did? A Planet Fitness stream? Yes, the stream where we... did, like, all the different football challenges, and I borrowed a bag. One of our combines. Yes, the combine. This doesn't feel relevant. The combine. So are you trying to say, like, you didn't, you packed pretty light for a week broad. I packed pretty light. I got compliments on how light it. Okay. Okay.

The people that I went with. Oh, okay. They got a kick out of it. All right. Oh, anyhow, we can go to the next. Oh. Oh. Okay. Video. properly cropped still at the airport still at the airport I got my first chance to go to the United Polaris it was kind of like an all you can eat oh we're we're really doing average we're still in increments of five minutes DJ I'm starting to put again play that again we're still this video at the stage so this is a Polaris so let's go inside

the lounge and see what it's if you notice how nicely everyone's dress not anyone can walk in there Oh, we almost made it inside. Oh, you get turned away? Not even us. I don't think we made it. Oh, I get it. Oh, there's another.

I would love to. TJ, maybe next slide. Oh. Oh. Oh. So they had a very nice bread of, they had some sort of cheese chicken. Yeah. Shrimp.

So lasagna. You know, you know the, like, the old saying, like, act like you've been there before. You did the exact opposite by pulling out your phone and being like, look at the ride. I got to get a photo of this cheese. He's crossing something. Oh, here's another slide. And that was my plate. A bunch of shrimp before your flight.

Dangling shrimp. And I thought the shrimp was risky due to my ongoing gout issues, but no problems. I couldn't help me. Doge, this is just your trip to the airport. How long is the flight, Deutsch? It was like eight and a half hours. That's like, what, 70 slides? No.

I start getting things. Okay. How many slides do we get to Germany? Look at that shrimp. So 12? scored a paper football. Over six and a half. Okay, TJ, we can do the next one.

I notice you're crossing things off your notes. What did you just strike out? That was shrimp. Don't show them dessert. Yeah, that was shrimp. United Polaris spread. Yeah, it was a shrimp. Right now, this is basically a TikTok turned into a...

Yeah. We're on the plane. Eat your film. So, one of my buddies helped me get upgraded to one of those fancy first-class nests. Look at this. Nest. Yeah. I'm not sure if that was a refrigerator, if it was just housing my water.

How did he help you get upgraded? Did he pay for it? He helped me get upgraded. Okay. Did he pay for it? He helped me generally get upgraded. Does he also get you into the Polaris lounge? Yes, he helped me get into the Polaris.

I think I was a safe, by the way. Oh, not a safe? Let's go back to that? I don't know what I would have put in there, but. Like your wallet and like anything valuables? Was it cold, Deutsch, the container? Now that I look at it I think that might be cloth

Yeah I guess it wasn't cold Yeah I was drinking in the Polaris lounge Okay Okay We haven't taken off Oh so this is just a different vantage point Of the just turn on a Fireplace

Is that a fireplace or is that like Is that a coastal Castaway? That's a good I think that might have been in between movie selections Okay Maybe some sort of a commercial

but on the left it's a different vantage point of the nest I was staying in. This is interesting. Now we know you have the capability to put two pictures on one slide. So those other pictures were deserving of solo slides. Yeah, they were important in the videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I stand behind that. Yeah, and that was just the on-service meal.

Is that a dark piece? What's the meat? It was some sort of a brazed beef with scrambled eggs. I think it was mashed potato. Okay. You've been eating good so far. Oh, I'm eating incredible. Okay.

Okay, TJ, next slide, please. Oh. Okay. We do have words. This was the one time I did add words. Just the one time. Yes. Farming in Munich centers around sustainable agriculture, urban food production, unique cooperative water protection model.

Question mark. You didn't write that. I screen grabbed it. Why the question mark? Are you asking us? Because if someone asks me, question I'm not prepared to answer. That's beautiful. So you ask

the question first? Yes. You get out ahead of it. Got out ahead of it. And you thought the question we were going to ask is protection model? I don't know what you guys would have asked. So what is protection? I don't know what does the sentence mean. That's why I put the question. I don't. You don't

is this a fact I'm reading? Oh, is it water protection model? Yes. Oh, okay. That's not cooperative water. Okay. Cooperative water protection model. They're all Making sure they use the water right. Got it. Right.

That's actually a really smart strategy, though. Be like, I know I can't answer any questions, so I'm going to beat you to it and ask you the question. Yeah. Make the question about the question mark. Yeah. Okay. We got a fact about Germany before I even got off the plane. Yes.

Well, we didn't really get it back because there's a question mark. Yeah, we don't know. Also, isn't it just describing all farming kind of? Yes. It's a farming town. Correct. We're not all from Indiana, Mark. Some of us have to learn about farming.

Marks. Some of us learn as we go. Okay. DJ, could we possibly get the next? Farming sinners around agriculture food production. Oh, that looks good. That looks great. I think I was so excited. Was this in the airport? No, I was so excited I didn't take any content in the Munich airport. That's okay. Oh, no. This was, we went to a restaurant right away because we were pretty hungry. This is the weiner-snitzel.

Sure. Which... It's just like chicken cutlet? It is veal. Oh. But the same type of ideal. Yeah. It's a...

That rhymes. Idea. Yeah. Okay. That looks great. Great, great centering of this picture, too. There were some sausages that must have done. That's potatoes.

The white space on this slide is overwhelming. That's potatoes and veal. Potatoes and veal. Is it what sausage? is that. What is a great jelly? I believe it was some sort of like a cranberry nectar. Oh,

and is it like a bisected citrus? Uh, I believe it is. Okay. It almost has to. I'm going to stop you right here, maybe too many questions. We need a question mark on that slide.

Yes. Okay. TJ, if we go to the next one. Oh, okay. Oh. After lunch, we met up with a tour guide named Suzanne. Oh.

And that's her? That's, she's on the left. Is she tiny? She looks very, very wee. Yeah, she's very small. And did you say I'm Deutsch? And did she say, same with me. What's your name?

Like the German spelling? Isn't that just, doesn't that mean Germany? Oh, yes. Yes, I believe it does. You're just realizing that now. Deutscheland, yeah. After spending an entire, like that could have been the start of T.J. I'd like to move.

Dogeland? Wait, wait. Torchland. Deutsland. How tall was Suzanne? I would say in the high fours. You spent an entire week in Germany. And you're just now realizing Deutsch.

T.J. But he's not with us. He's not Deutsch. Yeah. Oh, okay. So this one's pretty important. To who? If we could.

Whoa. Oh, it's Michael Jackson. they love Michael Jackson Okay that is important Nothing that he might have done Outside of music They will not listen to Okay

Good Did you try? Well I don't know if you can zoom in Sorry TJ On the bottom left low Yep That is an oven mitt And

Nope can't see it Why is it an oven mitt Well This guy fast we'll say Fast Freddy, who I was traveling with, made a joke about is the oven mitt significance so Michael cannot touch children, and Suzanne was furious. She didn't like that.

All high fours of her? She said, if anything else like that was said again, the tour is off. Wait, who's Fast Freddy? You can't just, and you say, we'll call him that. We got a picture of some gross shrimp in the Polaris round, and we don't know about Fast Freddy? Oh, my God. Fast Freddy might have been one of the funniest people have ever met.

He threatened the whole trip. Wait, how did you know him before the trip? I've met him a couple times. How did you meet Fast Freddy? I met him at a Brewer's game. Okay. And why is he Fast Freddy? I asked him that he was the slowest kid in fourth grade.

Oh, that's great. And it just kind of stuck with him. So she was furious, though. Yeah, and apparently everybody in Germany would be furious. And I imagine you were laughing. If she was yelling at him, you were probably like, This is funny. I also thought it was funny.

I also was going to do like a six, drink a six-pack during her tour, and she also shut that down. Oh, she did that. Okay. So she was real authoritarian. Was she mean? No, she was, I mean, everything that she did and said was reasonable. I was being.

When you say high fours, you know, four-seven could be high-fours, four-ele-and-a-half could be high-fours. Where are we talking about? I'd say 4-10, 4-11. Oh, all right. So high, high-fall. Yes. Okay.

T.J. if we could do the next slide. Okay. So this is This is part of the tour. What's that guy doing? I think that where I'm standing in the courtyard, that was some sort of medieval hotel at one point.

And the tower in the background was loosely based upon Rapunzel. What's in a movie? The Vonsal came first? I'm sorry. That inspired Rapunzel? Yes. I believe the tower inspired Rapunzel. At least that's what Suzanne told me.

Do the Germans ever talk about the main bad guy from there? Or I guess he's Austrian, but... Oh, well. Does he ever brought up? Tell him, Deutsch. We will get into that. H-Man, you're talking about? We will get into that.

We'll get into that. Trust me. And then I'm not... Oh, beautiful. And then I'm not sure who the waving man was, but... It seems significant. Okay. TJ,

yep. Oh, that's a good picture. That was the quarters of a 16th century, 16th century chocolateeer. Whoa. I didn't know it was paying like that. Yeah. That's what Suzanne said. And I'm going to stick to it.

TJ, next slide, please. Deutsch, this is very good so far. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. Wow. That's cool. So apparently that's where the king lived in the 1500s.

Ooh. And Hitler had roped off some quarters at some point. When he did travel to Munich, he stayed there. It was kind of a dractillion-type castle. You guys, do you feel the same way? Yes, I do. You feel the tractilian vibes? The origin of Dracula?

Yes, I feel a little Dracillion. I've never heard it. Just so we know we're on slide 10. How many? 65? I think it, I think it'll pick up. Take your time. It's all pretty good.

Enjoying, yes. I can speed round it. No. Okay. T.J., can we do the next? I was getting coffee one day, and I just captured this. beautiful I can't help but notice

every video is like five seconds all these videos could be photos and all the photos are bad they're just from the angle of you like lying down they're just moving photos just as we're about to get some context cuts off so what was that just kind of an artistic

artistic artistic I wanted you guys to see the lead the foliage moving. It was nice. Yes. Okay. Ooh, that looks like that's a double. Really? We've got a little bell action.

Okay. That's a double. We've seen this tractus. Yeah, that was the direct. Tertillion. Perfect weather. The tractillion. Okay. This was interesting. I thought the gargoyles and I don't know, lost souls protruding out of the building

was nice. I thought you guys might. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. I'd like to see that. Sure. this is essentially like like an 85 year old woman going on vacation and being like these pictures with no content posting all that to Facebook Yeah

How would you describe the gargoyles Lost souls maybe Okay oh okay All right okay Yep oh oh now we're talking Now we're fucking talking What we got here Almost got all the white out of this picture

So those are just some standard sausage links on a bed of kraut. Yeah. Of some kind. Yep. Is that cheese on top of the whole thing? No. What is that on top of? That was almost something even more potent in the horse radish, but maybe in the same family.

Oh, wow. It was a... So on a bed of kraut with more kraut-like stuff on top? Yes. It was unpleasant. You didn't like the meal? I liked the bottom two layers. Whatever was on top was very...

It looks great. That's a good photo. Very strong. Yeah, thank you. Now, what we got on the right there? We have a sheep stomach. Whoa. Some sort of a blood pudding.

Oh. You made it sound less appealing. What's the yellow? Scramble that. The yellow was some sort of mashed tater with some sort of frills on... I'm not sure what it'll throw. What's the significance?

Did you eat it at Dewech's Theater? Is that just all? also. Yes, we ate it at Deutsche's chair, which I thought was pretty cool. That is cool. You wouldn't expect a theater to be a restaurant. You never would. Okay, it's pretty cool.

That's awesome. T.K., if we go to the next slide. Is this country roads? The Germans were playing country roads. This was at, I believe it was Hacks Bar. But you didn't get the country roads part. I must. I must.

Or the guy playing. Was he playing behind you? Where was it? Where was he coming from? Where is he coming from? It's them? Oh, it's them. Okay.

Oh, I thought they were eating dinner. I thought they were just eating dinner. Got it. Okay. Is this still day one? You've had five meals. It's the first half hour. I feel this might be day tour.

This actually is a great. encapsulation of your trip because I feel lost but I'm seeing through your eyes this is us being getting the opportunity to be you no idea where I am yeah that's probably day two or day three okay I lost track

I lost track of everything okay TJ next slide this might have this might have been the best thing I had all trip it was a pork knuckle a hoof it wasn't a hoof because there was some pretty good meat on it.

And I'm not, I forgot the, I think the ball of yellow stuff is, it was spatsil. I still don't know what it was, but it was gelatinous and it wasn't great. But the pork knuckle was incredible. Were you full after just one knuckle? No, there was, there was always sausages and bread and stuff being passed around as well. Okay. All right, TJ, next slide. First pork knuckle I've ever seen.

Well, that's not true. All right, so we jump right into the festival. All right. We're there. Yeah. This is, like, the Hofbrow is kind of like the generic tent. There's Hofbrow. I think there's a Hofbrow in New York City.

Yeah. I think there's Hofbrows like all over the country. But last time I went, I went to the Hofbrow house every day that I was there just because it's one of the bigger tents and you can walk in and try to find a table. Cool. Describe the patrons. um i mean nationalities there's just a lot of australians new zealanders a lot of italians germans the germans there there are germans but they a lot of them work during the week ah so they

try to go on the weekend got it um yeah definitely germans for sure okay tj next slide please whoa oh now we're talking way up holy shit. Now, did you go up there to get it from up there? No. That went on too long. Yeah, I was just watching from below. Yeah, and then here's us showing below.

Where's the sewer? I did want to show the sewer system way. All right, TJ, next slide. Oh, here we go. This is why we came. What did you put in there? It was like a coffee Yeager hybrid mix Oh, look at that

Is that fast Freddy? Nope, that's not Fast Freddy. Who is that? That was a friend of Fast Freddy. Do you know his name? I don't think a lot of them wanted names. Were you here with a bunch of criminals? I never wanted a name.

Wait a minute. So you just never named him? Jeff. Okay. Was Jeff the guy that got you the upgrade? No, no, no, no. Okay, TJ, if we could do the other. How were you feeling after that chug?

Great. Really? Were any of these guys on the run from anything? No, I don't believe so. What was the average age range of this group? I'd say, 57 maybe. Whoa. The average?

Okay. It was the oldest guy on the trip. 65. Were you the youngest? No. Oh. Who is the youngest? Don't tell us.

Adolf might have been the youngest. Wait, you had an Adolf? In Germany? We met up with Adolf. They do, they still give that name? Don't name an Adolf? They do still give, yeah, they do still give the name. Wow.

And how was Adolf? He was Jolly. How old was Adolf? How old is Adolf? Jolly Adolf. Did he like, when he introduces himself, he's like, Yeah, I know. You gotta mention it.

Yeah. I guess when I met him, I had been drinking all day, so I just was like, oh. It's Adolf. Adolf. That's crazy. I would think that name would have been gone. I thought it was done. You got to.

How old? Early 30s. This is like a boy named Sue situation in Germany. A boy named Adolf. Wanted to harden him up, I guess. Yeah. Okay, TJ. And how did you, was he a German?

Yes. And how did you meet him? he had met in a beer hole he like the plan was to meet a few of these guys that people had met prior okay other trips you met it you met it off in a beer hall yes okay okay okay okay oh I've seen this yes this is a urinal oh yes I think we should do this in our office they're all looking at your Your weeners? Oh, yeah, I only peed on the one to the right. Yeah.

And if anyone, I waited in there for a couple minutes for other people to pee over there, and I'd say, somebody called the police. There's a grown man holding a child's penis. I got a couple laughs. That's funny. The Germans didn't know. So you waited to pee on her? Why'd you choose her?

I just thought it was funny that she was using a magnifying glass, and then I'd look down at my penis. Oh, I see. Yeah. That is fun. One of those. I humor. Okay. We're at slide 20.

All right. DJ, whenever you get the... I probably should have started the festival with the entry to Octoberfest. Sure. That's all right. We're a lot of order. So you bury the entry.

Yes. And you speak no German. So you have no idea like what they're saying or what the sign say or anything. No, they kept saying like no rock sacks allowed. I don't know what that meant. Rock sack, like a backpack maybe? Yeah.

There you go. Perhaps. All right, TJ, next one would be great. All right. This is the tent that I was in. Look at this. This is the Marstall tent. You said this was a smaller tent?

This was one of the smaller tents. I think it was like a wealthier, like German. Like, you're not wandering into this tent. The other tents you can kind of wander into. Sweet Caroline They love Sweet Caroline They just love all of her music Michael Jackson and Sweet Caroline

And Country Roads Country Roads is massive in Europe The big three yeah A young Adolf Was there anybody like Throwing up or on the ground Or like no it's actually pretty Everybody has it pretty together

So the first time I went I wandered around more And there's a hill where you'll find hundreds of people passed out of various ages this time I kind of went in and went out

didn't look around quite as much Deutsch this is making me want to go yeah people do get after it very much so then I think two days is the perfect a day or two because the beer

it's not like the beer's warm but it's not ice cold like you'd want it so the first day you can do whatever you can do it you're excited to be there the second day you wake up and you're like, it's kind of tough to get the first one down. Yeah.

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did you buy a balloon or a knickknack i didn't but the friends that i was with thought it was funny to keep buying me things so at one point i had five balloons. I had the glasses. They just kept, they just kept buying me things. Got it. Okay, TJ, next slide. Did they like you? No, I think they liked money. That's just another view of, I had two Raptors and a beer.

This is the perfect combo. This is your seven-year-old birthday party. At one point. And the glasses? Nothing beats it. I did get the, uh, double raptor balloon beer. Yes. Did he McCarthy have those glasses? I was going to say, I think I saw McCarthy last year wearing those same glasses. Do I, which, can I ask a question?

No outfit? I feel like I've seen you in various costumes. You are a costume. At Octoberfest. I have one of the leaderhosen outfits at home in storage, and I was just too stubborn to buy two of them. They can't have two. You can't have two of them. And you were stone cold one year.

You were Pat Summit. Yeah, I did. I did do Stone Cold one year. You're a comet. The issue was with this tent is you very easily could get kicked out. Oh. Oh, you got to be on your P's and Q. I was kind of all my best behavior for the two days because it's one of those things.

If you stand up on anything, like I was chugging, but I was doing it seated because I didn't want to get kicked out. All right. Okay, T.J. if you could. Are you with Adolf during all of this? Not quite yet. Okay. TJ Wait, wait,

Well, I mean that's this Oh, no Pocket video TJ next slide if you could That's a nice looking hall How nice is the hall? A nice hall gorgeous

And legend has it that Michael Jackson designed this hall Wait a minute In the early 90s Who created that legend That's just Susan?

Michael Jackson designed halls Why would he do that? I just, I think he Michael Jackson Jackson never got into a hall designed that hole. I believe he, from what I heard, he designed that. Who told you that? I believe it was Cosmo.

Okay. Oh my God. They went Cosmo. That's ready. I mean, Cosmo, Adolf. Jeff. Jeff. Suzanne, the four-foot-tall woman.

High-for's. High-for. Well, you got eyes on Suzanne, so. We know she's real. She is, okay. Is Cosmo a friend from here? No. You picked up Cosmo there.

Yeah, I met Cosmo. for the first time. And Cosmo told you Michael Jackson designed his hall. Yeah, he told me that a lot of the color patterns that you could have found at Neverland Ranch were similar to the tense. Okay. Is he a German man? I believe he was half German, half Polish. Got it.

Okay. Okay. TJ, if we could do the next. Okay. Throwing a chug here. Is this person taller than you? He was standing on something Okay Good good shot

I just wanted I just wanted an up close Still got it I just wanted an up close Of the What do they call that With the horse The marital?

The carousel yes Okay Tj if we could do the next It's good carousel Oh shit I thought I had one more slide Anyways What slide was supposed to be in there Just another one of the exact same thing

What were you gonna say Shit I forgot my duplicate So the day before I arrived, Usain Bolt was there. What? At that tent. The day after I left, Arnold was there.

Oh. And apparently the day after that, Harrison Ford was there. Oh, man. Wow. So you were the celebrity. Yeah. Yeah.

Harrison Ford is probably saying three days before Usain Bolt, two days before Deutsch, one day before Arnold. Wouldn't that be something? Mm-hmm. Okay, TJ, if we could do the next. Yeah, it was a picture of a...

A restaurant? Restaurant. Okay. Yes, this is where we went after the festival. Lunch portion of the festival. And we're at day three now, day two? No way to know. Your guess is as good as his.

This is lunch? No, this was a nice dinner after the festival. We all regrouped and I took a couple hours to try to find my way back to the hotel. What time of day is this right now? Looks like dusk? 7.30? Yeah, probably 738. You're not lost yet.

No, I had already. You are lost yet. I had already been lost. You got found. Okay. Once I got back to my hotel, I could get anywhere because I had Wi-Fi. Yeah. Right.

It was getting back from the place he went. But your experience is getting lost started the second you got off the plane, basically. That wasn't like that. Whenever I separated from the group. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, TJ, next one. All right, here we go.

Here we go. Any guesses. Adolf? Adolf and Cosmo? No, that's fast for ready. Nope, that's Adolf and Cosmo. Yeah. Wow.

The Adolf and Cosmos. Wait. Do you've been on Adolf's mustache? No. All right. Okay. Okay. Now, which is which, Deutsch?

Yeah. Adolf on the left, Cosmo on the right. Yeah, I figured those. Are they? What's the looking boys? What's with the matching outfit? Cosmo's a stud. So Cosmo told me I looked like Chris Hemsworth.

Hell yeah. Which was one of the best compliments I've ever. heard. And then he told another member of my party that he looks like Eugene Levy. Oh, wow. Will you have a Eugene Levy in your group? Apparently we did. Who looks like Eugene Levy?

That's a very specific look. It was the eyebrows. What was his name? Give it an alias. Todd. Todd. Okay.

Okay. Well, hold on now. I would like to look at the press. at this meal here. What's that colorful? This is an appetizer tray? It looks like, yeah. That's sushi. No, that's the tuna right there. There was some sort of a tuna tar tar. Stake tar tar. Wow. Look at the pretzels on that. God. A pretzels on an antler.

Oh, my goodness, do you. How were the pretzels? There was almost so much going on that I feel guilty I didn't entertain the pretzels. So many pretzels. Look at all the tar tar. Yeah. It was almost too much. Tar tar everywhere. No, he's into it. Who's that? Malcolm

how deep are you rolling George what's with the green jackets there are a lot of people at the fact they went to the festival earlier they went to a different tent and there were a lot of men dressed that way I'm not sure

the exact I'm putting Mark to sleep he's yawning I am yawning a lot yeah holy fuck I'm enjoying it though oh I appreciate next slide next slide the yawning has nothing

that's just another picture of the food Deutsch, would you estimate we're halfway? We're sliding 33? We're getting close. TJ, if we could do the next one, please. Like all the dips? Oh, wow. Wait, that's a screenshot.

That's the Google. That's the Google. You didn't take that. Your photo? I don't know. Yeah, that's the train I took to Zurich. Did you Google train? Train to Zer.

I googled Hogwarts train I didn't have any good I didn't have any good photos of the train Good story is I all my friends were in first class I was towards the back and in the back there's like

there's two cedars kind of facing each other and it's pretty cramped and I was with three people from Pittsburgh and I kind of dozed off I woke up this woman who was eating leftover pizza and chasing it with an 800 miller milliliter uh jaeger oh and i was just like that is fucking awesome and she asked if i wanted any

pizza or yager which was pretty cool did you have some i had a sip of yager yeah yeah all right tj we can do the uh next all right so we're in switzerland and you're right the white parts just don't match no no no no we're not cropping uh to get this okay so i believe to the center or anything i believe to the left that's a church. Yeah. To the right, I thought it was maybe some sort of veterinarian.

Why? If you see the... You gotta assume, yeah. With cafe tables? It's got a patio. The dog? Dog. It's probably a beard logo.

Yeah. There's... Okay. You thought that was a veterinarian. It could be. It could be. Symbolism adds up. Well, the cafe?

Either way, it's gorgeous. I think we can all agree on that. I do. I do. Absolutely agree on that. Okay. TJ, next slide, please. I thought Kate might like this.

Birds. Yes, there's some sort of a chart of different aquatic. Oh, I like that. I'll see what kind of dust. The Wasservo. I'll see. I was a swan. Philly's just scored.

Max is streaming it. All right, TJ, if you could. Okay, so here we are. We're at Adler's. This is the birthplace of modern fondue. Oh. Modern fondue. Fondue as we know it.

Wow. If you will. This ain't your grandma's fond. No. A fondue museum. I was pretty skeptical of fondue until I went there. What? It's just cheese.

I had had it before and I just didn't like it. Maybe I was just, I was young. And how was the experience here at Adler's? It was incredible. What were you dipping in the cheese? Just what wasn't. All right, TJ, if you could. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so it came with a... There's a lot of food in this slideshow. Yeah. That's vacation. His vacation is Germany. Yes. So those are the various sauces you could... Carousel sauce.

You could use for dipping. TJ, if you could. All right. Here we... No, he's not going to dip. Dip it. Diff it. Damn it.

All right, T.J. TJ, if you could. Did you get spaghetti? Please. Yeah. There it is. All right, TJ, if you could. So that's the Lintz chocolate factory.

Whoa. Located on Lake Zurich. Beautiful. Cool. Yeah. No, you can't. No, you can't. Yeah, I thought that was kind of a cool city square to the left.

Yeah. And to the right. That was a man on board. It was a tribute to the last known centaur, Maximilian that used to roam Lake Zurich in the late 1890s. What? What? That's a mythological beast.

That has a known centaur? A man sitting on a horse. Yeah, he's too in the middle. Wait a minute. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's a man on a horse. Who told you that was the last known centaur?

My party. So all the boys. But that's not even a centaur. Yeah, I was just, I didn't know who that was. I didn't know who it was. Okay. All right, TJ, if we could do the next one. What's his job just become vacation?

I'm having a great time. He's making the worst pictures ever. What's that on the right? That one on the right is a bad picture. Yeah, like, no, no, no, no. Oh. I think it's a great photo. Okay.

Maybe if you could guess what I'm going with to the right. Why did I take a picture of that bush? The flora resembles some type of, like, hand gesture. Or a cartoon character? The long horror, the Texas long... Does it look like Arnold from Hey Arnold's a set? He's throwing up a set? Oh, a person.

Some type of character raising both arms. Who? Is that Reptar? Who? Is that from... Whoville? The Lorax? I thought it looked like a horned owl.

Oh, who? That's right thing. Oh, the horned owl. All right. And you took that picture and you're like, yeah, I told my buddies, I'm like, doesn't that look like a horned owl? They're like, oh, my God, it does.

The problem was it had perfectly manicured owl feet, and I didn't capture, I guess it didn't capture it, right? Wait, it had owl feet? It had owl, maybe that's why there. The whole body of the owl was there. right I can see

okay yeah it does look like a horned owl okay now what's the lion doing that was the whole lion the witch in the wardrobe

yeah was kind of based on that statue I don't think that's right at all that's her reference that's not it's based on Jesus well

I try not to get into religion. T.J. if you could. That, okay, so that's a boat on Lake Zurich. Sure is. Fact check true. Okay. T.J. if we could, the next one.

This is your photo, Deutsch? This is my photo. Another Lake Zurich shot. I must have got my slides mixed up along the way. T.J. if you could. Did you take any shots when you were lost? No. I feel like they all are.

No, these are all when I'm pretty comfortable. Okay. What's this? A reptilian rhinoceros? No, that's a rhino that was gifted by Germany post World War II. Oh, like Arbad? It's a symbol. It's an Rbad rhino.

I would forgive. We're good now, right? Hey, that whole dust up? Here's a rhino. This is sick, thanks. It's a symbol of both strength and resilience. Okay. Uh, TJ.

What's the, what's on the right? Oh, yes. So apparently this was Herman Gorrig's, um, bad guy. Bad guy. It was his fig ranch as well as winery. Mm. And apparently he was doing things with, fig Newton's

or the same kind of style of the fig cookie well before an abisco. Oh, so not a bad guy. No, pretty terrible guy. But he's responsible for the fig Newton. He pioneered the fig Newton.

He was doing that shit way before. Yeah, apparently he just never got credit for it, but terrible person. Yeah. But I think it's good that he didn't. But he did. There's one. We focus on the other things. Yeah.

The Newton's good. So, yeah, during the Nazi regime, apparently they were coming in and just taking over, like, the nicer homes in Lake Zurich, which must have been a nightmare. You have this gorgeous lake house. The last thing you'd won. Are you a history buff at all? I'm trying to be. It must have been a nightmare. There goes the neighborhood.

I'm so bad to suck. Okay. T.J. if we could do the next one. Okay. Oh, this is... I like this. So, Cosmo and Adolf did take me to a brothel.

And you weren't allowed to take photos of the interior, so I looked up. I forgot what it was, club, Afrodisia or something. Okay. And it was fucking terrifying. Why? you go in there and there's like 20 Eastern European women smoking cigarettes staring at you and it's not like a normal

strip club where they come over and try to flirt with you I don't think they're allowed to so they're all kind of giving you a dirty look so I'm just standing there like I don't even have any sir I can't even use my phone but they're staring at me I'm nervous I was just pretending to like be looking at my phone and then Cosmo and Adolf were saying that I was gay because you weren't fucking any of the Right and how did the sneering Slovak sex workers react Do they laugh?

No, they weren't So eventually Cosmo showed them videos of me drinking beer And then they started pouring me beers And I was racing all of them They had these like 10 ounce Heineken beers So Cosmo and Adolf went upstairs with the girls And I raced all the girls in beer chugs And then

The real winner I'm like, this place is awesome. And then, I think there was some shame when Cosmo and Adolf came down. They're just like, let's just get the fuck out of here. Oh, they had a bad experience. I was like, they're giving us free beers. But we, yeah, we ended up. What did they do?

What did those boys do? Yeah. Upstairs. I think they had intercourse for the Romanian women. Got it. If I were to guess. How much was it? So upon entry, they had like a head mother who gave us,

hell yeah, who gave us the pricing. And she's like, I think it was like high 200s for like 30 minutes. And then I said to cause. 30 minutes. I said, Cosmo, what are you going to do with the other 25 minutes? Did he like that? I don't think he got it. How long did he last?

I don't know. I think he took advantage of the full 30 minutes. time up there. Yeah. All right. Was it crowded or were you the only? No, we were the only three people there and it was just terrifying.

Were they good looking ladies? They were good looking ladies for sure, yeah. But it was like, it was kind of cool because you almost felt like you were in a, like a late 90s, early 2000s, like a rush hour type movie with it.

What? Where they end up like in a brothel or something. Rush hour. And like Chris. Rush hour. There's a scene where they are. Oh, hell not. Like Chris Tucker's like licking his lips trying to like figure out how many he's going to take.

Yeah. Something like that. Were you upset they didn't buy you anytime? No, I didn't want to. I felt very, I felt very uncomfortable in there. And then like I started talking to them and I was like, where are you from? And one of them was from Romania and I was like, what is that like? Is that nice?

And she's like, no, I can see war from my window. Oh, that sucks. And it kind of sucks. I'm like, well, do you live here? and she's like, no, I still live in Romania. I come here to make enough money to then go home because I have kids in Romania.

Yeah, it was kind of ugly. Maybe that didn't have to make the slide. Okay, T.J. Let's see some more schny. Let's stay in here a while. Yep. I mean, it was... Is that just a picture of the... Oh, it's a mirror.

Yeah, so... Okay. That's where, like... Is that a mirror? No, no. That's where, like, the girls were lined up. They were like in the corners, smoking cigarettes, staring at you. Okay, T.J. next slide. That's where you, like, walked in.

Wow, you really detailed this place. Yeah. T.J. next slide. Oh, okay. Let's keep going. Okay. T.J. next slide. There we go.

Yeah, so we were walking home, and that was just a nice photo that I did. Beautiful. That's actually a great photo you took. Fucking crane. It was sent to me by one of my buddies. Okay, so you didn't take this. No, I didn't take that. It doesn't have the classic Deutsch.

Yeah. Blurriness. It's sized right. Off angle. It stood out to me because it's good. It's good. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a good picture. Yes. Okay. If we could do, yeah, next slide. Oh, so on the last day, we did take a boat out on Lake Zurich. This is the last day. The last, our last full day. It seems very nice.

Was it like a party boat or just going on a cruise looking around? Just going on a cruise looking around. Awesome. Lovely. Okay. If we could do the next slide. Oh. Okay.

Nice. Okay. Say no more. I did a vortex on Lake Zurich. Yep. Sure did. And a Frank the Tank, Arnold Schwarzenegger shirt. Yeah.

Okay. Nice. All right. TJ, if we could do the next slide. Just the interior of the. the boat. Beautiful. Beautiful. Nice. Nice bread. Oh, right to the beers. Yep. It's a shame they weren't Modellos. Yeah. You know what I mean. Was it just you guys on the cruise? Yeah. Apparently our boat got double booked, so we got upgraded to a larger boat.

A larger boat. Nice. T.J. if we could. And it was too. What is that? What is that? just not a slide. That was our captain and the woman who gave us pretzels and opened our beers and such. Picture wouldn't do it justice. One of them started looking at me. We needed to make sure that they were real.

Yeah. Okay. PJ if I did the next slide. I just thought that was I thought that was a nice shot. You take it? Nope. The ones that are wide are not yours.

Yeah. I've never held my camera wide. All right T.J. If we could do the next I'm enjoying this so much. It's so, it's so, it's so bad, it's good. It's become great. Okay.

Starting to get familiar with Lake Zurich. All right, T.J., if we could do possibly the next slide. Oh. Oh, ominous. What a life. That's cool. Is there no jet ski or pontoon culture

over there? Just straight up. That's the thing. is I zillowed how much these houses were and the ones on the lake are like 20 or 30 million U.S. dollars and there's nothing fun going on on this lake. Yeah.

No jet skis. There's no sandbar. Yeah. Would you recommend going? Is that your one-two for fun? Oh, on a lake? Jet ski sandbar? Yes. Puntube boat. Yeah. Jet ski sandbar.

Puntube was more of a romantic getaway than like a fun destination with the boys power boats with tubing and shit at least none of that

really there wasn't even a um lake trampoline is it is it just out of not a single lake trampoline that was like

I'm like there's no way this lake's any fun if there's no lake there's no yeah you can't do king of the mountain with some of your buddies

right now all right T.J. did I do that did I double oh yes Turner's home in Zurich work wow wow and her boathouse she did and you know it was her home that's what I was told mm-hmm hey Frank hey Frank speaking looking good Frank like Indiana Jones hat no Frank

okay I think we we are getting close to uh is it's Frank the signal that we're getting close two minutes I told him to walk through the 45th slide walk through Um, T.J. If we could do the next one. Okay. So those are the, believe it or not, those are the Swiss Alps.

Yeah. That's very believable. And it was between the 20th and the 28th, but I had no idea. Okay. Was that? Cross that off. Talking about Christmas.

When I put this together, I didn't have volume. I think that was, I just didn't know what day it was. Oh, you were trying to. Oh, you were determining what day it was. You were in an eight-day range. All right, TJ, if we could do the next one.

Cosmo took a selfie. Oh, yeah. But you still put it in the slide. He said I looked like Chris Hemsworth. I love the guy. All right, if we could do the next one. Okay. And this is one of the nicer restaurants we went to.

There was an angry German butcher. You'd go to him and ask him for a couple. of meat and then they'd you pick out what they cook yep whoa which is cool what did you choose they chose just way too much food and I just ate till I was sick all right looks looks awesome okay Tj the next one so there's oh yeah I think I might have stretched the photo out a little bit why I think you did morphed yeah that's some sort of a lamb chop and T.J if you could do the next one just steak and pork it was the best Best pork I've ever had.

Looks good. Best pork. Best pork I've ever had. What about the pork knuckle, though? You said that was the best. Well, that was the best pork knuckle, Mark. That was the best pork knuckle. This one had, uh, this one was better.

This is hold the, hold the knuckle. I mean, look at that. If a pork knuckle, hold the knuckle. Yeah, it was just. She had two of your best porks in a three or four day span. Yeah. For sure. Wow.

Huge. All right, T.J, if we could do the next one. All right. All right. This is the last slide. Oh, wow. What a slide to end on. So this was this little. This little hole in the wall place.

I can't even read what the name is. But they had this olive oil, apricot, frozen drink that was delicious, but gave all of us instant diarrhea. The olive oil. But I had like five or six of them. Okay.

They were incredible. That looks fantastic. Cron Hall Bar. Wow, Lloyd. What a trip, Doge. That's great. That's it. I believe that's it.

Wow. Next slide you did know. genuinely you made me want to go awesome that's it that was it wow great work to which thank you guys wow i i've never seen a slideshow like that thank you it's one of the best yeah i appreciate that that was really good and i'm happy you took that as a compliment thank you i want more of this yeah you got to go places because i'm more confused than i started when we started but you don't just have to go germany go to like molean go to rockford go go go on the weekend go somewhere i could do that. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be

fun. That was good. Milwaukee. I love Milwaukee. It's a beer city. Prairie Capitol. Yeah. What was your favorite thing about the trip? It's got to... I mean, we don't know the answer to that, right? Just like going to the tent. Oh, what?

No. The owl? I cannot believe... I couldn't recognize. Well, I didn't... Clearly a horned owl. Did you think it could be as you took the picture? Like, he's going to love this?

I'll try to get a better photo. It had owl's feet. What do you mean by that? It had talons. It must have been a rush job. I would have known. Like it had talons on the ground? Yeah.

Like someone carved them in or it just happened to look like also talons? Had to be there. From head to tell it was owl. For sure. Was it intentionally designed to look like an owl? Or it just had talons? If it wasn't, then it was a miracle. A miracle of talons.

You know what I mean? great job all right thank you so much that deutch deutch that was very fun great work george

more it was so long but not long enough yeah it just uh it's also I don't really know every one eighth brothel

every video being four seconds perfect and then just a lot of pictures of food yeah a lot of the brothel the most detail we got was the brothel Every picture that was good he didn't take It was like your parents doing an Instagram

Carousel for the first time Yeah, it was perfect But he knows how to edit Perfectly joy Up on the PowerPoint Does he know I don't? Well he added some of his own videos Yeah

For somebody who I'd imagine Blackout drunk the entire trip That's true Captured a lot And lost, lost and blackout drunk Yeah Yeah lost and drunk It's amazing we got anything

But does he do these international trips And then just go off on like side quest with people he meets. I guess so. I also like the alternative. I wouldn't have wanted it to be like some professionally done. No. No. It was Deutsch. He was either with three people or 30 people. And the Adolf thing feels like you passed over. I just don't like that guy was crazy as far. Like you have to say like hey. Yeah. I know guys. Maybe start going as Dolf. Yeah. Addie. Yeah. Some friends didn't want to be known and but then Cosmo was taking selfie. I don't know who he went with. Yeah.

Who did he go with? Fast Freddy. Cosmo was going to Barth. I was surprised about the age. Malcolm, who was the 65-year-old? How did these guys know each other?

That was the average age. There was an average age. 57. And if he's 30, there was some, and his youngest boy was 30. He went to an Eagles concert in Germany. That would have to be it.

He also wasn't the youngest. The average age was 57. Yeah. Adolf was in his early 30s. Adolf and Cosmo both looked young. So that would be like... They did. So they were like, oh yeah, like 1990.

That's enough time. Is that name still more common than we think out there? I don't think so. Those guys must have been talking with Doyle. I'm sure there's a bunch of Adolfs who were like really old and born before. Maybe it's like passing down the name from great, great, great. There's a chance Adolf and Cosmo were neither named Adolf nor Cosmo. It's true.

There's like a new bread shop with a long line in New York City and the guy's name is Adolf breadler or something like that what it's hey unless i fell for a i adolf bredler hey there's no man is last name adolf bredler can we look up adolf breadler oh don't even please god let this be right

did you do the last ad I did everything I don't think Adolf because I watched the clip and I'm surprised I was like there's a there's still naming people Adolf is literally what I thought Adolf breadler is that

popular internet meme and pun the features a loaf of bread or pastry shit. Nope, okay. Never mind. Thank you, never mind. Sorry. Adolf Bredler right there. You thought there was a man named Adolf Bredler who then opened his own... In New York. Can you look up how many kids like the the amount of people named Adolf in Germany now? Hey!

Adolf Bredler, Kay. Adolf Bredler. How many people are named Adolf? In Germany. And how many breedler are there? That might be worse Crabs, Kate. You thought it was like an Instagram fad that people were lining up for Adolf Bredler on Saturday.

This TikTok reviewed Adolf Bredler's bread. But it wasn't. How convenient he decided to become a baker. I thought there was a man named Adolf Breddla. That's worse than the crowd.

4,000. That's rare. Not nothing. That's crazy. It's like the, did you guys see there was giving up someone who's in Germany and they're like,

they were complaining online? They're like, I can't find a good bagel in all of Germany. Oh, no. Well, about that. Yep. Eidolph Bredler.

Aren't you not allowed to name kids that here? I don't know. Hid off Bredler? Ed off's fine. Bredler. Are you sure, ma'am? There's a breadler. Cannot name your kid,

Bredler. It's a loaf of this NFL Breit costs $60. And you can pay $10 for a little. slices stuff on it. Is it the new place called Rye in New York? Yes.

That's not Adolf Breddler. Okay, here we go. Someone. All right. Mark. Okay. That guy was being $60 rye bread and

wait. Two doors down from the offices of open. This was the guy. Okay, so he's being sarcastic. They're calling it the first ever gentrified loaf of bread. And why does it cost $60?

I'll let Adolf Bredler tell you himself. I'm an idiot. it. Okay, I'm fucking dumb. Sorry, I'm dumb. I think he was referring to that guy as the Hitler of Brain. Okay, well, I'm fucking stupid. It was late. I couldn't

sleep last night. Did you guys see? There actually was a real story. There was a horse that won, I want to say in Kentucky. Yes. And its name was Austrian Painter. Oh.

And then they looked it up and the guy was like, I had no idea. And then they looked it up even further. And he, like, had named all his horses after like Nazis. Yeah, it was bad. Can't do that. It was bad.

Bad guy. That horse owner. Yeah, me, he won. Better horse owner than man. It's like a bad fantasy football name. Yes. I'm like not that stupid and that makes me seem like maybe I am that stupid. We all have those moments.

Of course. Yeah, this guy. Oof. Yeah. New order. Oh, yeah. And he tried to claim. He's like, I'm like, I.

I didn't know. And then they were like, dude, but don't you have new order? He's like, oh, that one? What a weirdo.

Yeah. Deutsch's German vacation. I need him abroad. I like that they also did wholesome things. Like they went on that tour with Suzanne and they were actually learning stuff. Right after. Maybe I want to go buy some pussy.

Romanian woman just trying to feed her family. Just throw some Franks out of. Yeah. The war torn. prostitute that was just trying to make a buck but schnitzel yeah look here look how nice this boat is I didn't know Germans were so into condiments

all those plates had like 50 different condiments all kinds of sauces over there a lot of sauces have you got have any of you guys been to Germany no no no I've never really had a desire kind of something about it is you're going to Europe I think the last bit away yeah is it the Nazis is that it's a little language is gross.

Subconsciously. It's the language, the apparel. The food did look good, but like heavy. Real long sausages kind of gross me out. I feel self-conscious, too. I feel like they make fun of us in Europe. Like, here come the American. Their cargo shorts and whatever. I'd be paranoid that I looked like goofy or something.

Yeah. I don't know. Still like to go, though. Also, so far. I would go. Deutsch being like, yeah, Nazis just took all the houses. What are. a nightmare.

If you think about it, it's kind of fucked up. They had to hate that. It wasn't a nightmare. In hindsight. Yeah. But the Figg Newton. Yes. Oh, man.

All right. That was great. That was great. That was a lot of fun. I'm just, I don't even, I still don't even know why he was there. Oh, no, he said, he actually asked me. And he was just like, yeah, I'm paying my own way. Like, yeah, go.

But vacation. Yeah. And then we got. Why do you go to Switzerland? Was there any, just because he's close and he wanted to see something else? Or was there? Yeah, I don't know. Something going on there.

The brothel. It'd be great if Deutsch was like a billionaire and he was going to check on his accounts. Yeah. That would be a great twist. Left that part out. He'd do some banking real quick. He was there to see the Bush. That's what it was.

I am like secretly. Al Bush. I am like secretly envious. of people like Deutsch and Wantan Dahn who like can just go somewhere and just make friends that they then just go right

it's unbelievable like oh I got Cosmo now we're just gonna get drunk for I'm just gonna fall yeah I just couldn't yeah I just don't have that gene no and I'm envious of it because we've traveled so much

with Donnie he just does it fly by the seat of their pants dude like make friends make a new friend take him to go fuck somebody yeah usually it's right something

let me have we said that when he got lost like if any of us got lost we would cry we'd cry yeah fix the problem we would make sure tomorrow never happens again I just never happens it I'd be crying in the town square being like someone called Trump leave you to go home save me

get the president of it but he also just accepted it as like I guess this is what yeah this is what I do same time tomorrow I just wish we had another foot like an alternate angle of just a half in tears Deutsch walking around a beautiful town in Switzerland.

Begging. Trying to get Wi-Fi. I know it's the end of the show, but did White Sox, Dave, end up deleting a tweet he was getting shit for? I just saw he put on an apology tweet, I think. Oh, really? I don't know what he did. I don't know what he did.

He did. Was it the quarterback? Yeah, I mean, Dave is very good at that, like, basically stepping into just controversies that aren't controversies that he just makes up. He, like, halfway through the game, he's like, Case Keenham, do we have a QB controversy? We're all like, what? And he's like, I was just joking.

A bunch of no fun having bombs on this app. I deleted the tweet. I obviously didn't try to get the series rigged. If I did, it wouldn't be showing someone a baseball court. Okay, wait, hold on. Here it is. College friend of mine is upping the socks versus Astros series.

I've offered him a tour of the Barcelona office next time he's in Chicago to rig the game for the socks, see if he takes me up on it. Oh. That's people are mad about that? You're such a fucking loser. I don't think that was bad. No. He was joking.

I'm shocked he deleted that. He's had worse tweets than that. Yeah. He accidentally once said Breaking Jews. When Tony Laruso got a TUI. Then he made it worse by saying, Obviously, I'm not anti-Semitic. That's like when Jersey Jerry, when there was a Monday night football game,

there was a lot of penalties and he just wrote too many flags. Yeah. Without the L. I feel like anybody else's phone would auto-correct. Why was it in all caps? Right when that Vikings' jeweler came out. Oh, man. All right, let's spin the wheel, T.J.

Oh, breaking Jews. Ben Minst intents to wear only one boot for tonight's blind corn maids. I cannot walk around in the corn maze for five hours and two boots. It's not possible. Would I wear one? Why can he? All right, Benny. What's going on?

All right, we're in the two boots today. Look at the stains. His deal. He's killing Stella Blue Coffee. Two boots are in the office all week. That was the bet with smokes. I'm committed to the corn maze tonight. Can't wait.

You can see the joy in my eyes for after dark. I'm one boot for the after dark. I can't walk around the cornmeal for five hours and two minutes. It's not possible. But I will wear one. I'm not saying none. Compromises what America's all about. Well, he's going to wear the one anyway.

Compromise being, he's just going to do it. He's just going to get out of the bet he was. Huh. Final note. Crazy tweet from 2019 that you had. Oh, yeah, the Case Keenum. That was crazy. I never get them right every now and then I do.

You tweet a ton, too, and you haven't gotten one right. No, I don't get any right. How old time you got? I got one. Rip Case Keen. I look forward to him winning a random game in five years as a backup. And then the first reply was Bears. Oh, someone said Bears in that moment?

Yeah, and then Case Keenum, not so random. Nailed it. That's cool. Yeah. It was cool. Very cool. I didn't see. He replied. That's awesome.

Yeah, look at this guy. That's fucking good. I'll be damned. What was that stat you had last night? He was the last... He was the last... Case Kainan was the last quarterback to play for the St. Louis Rams

and the Washington Redskins. Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah. Cool stat. He's been around for... His teammate in St. Louis in 2016 was the O.C. for the Eagles.

Wow. Yeah. Been a long time. What an awesome. They were making him out to be ancient. Oh, I mean, what is 30? Yeah, 38. Oh, he's only 38.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're talking about him like he's 50. Yeah. Like, it was a miracle. Yeah. Yeah.

It was pretty fucking cool, though. Definitely. Good. Yeah. Bears are good. Might be really good. And there's not a quarterback controversy. No.

No. Of course you got to go. Nope. Caleb. No. I think Tyson Bayesian will start. next week. Actually?

Yeah. I don't think they can do that. I think Ben Johnson can do whatever the fuck he wants. Yeah. He doesn't care.

They'll just do it. Some score on the Vikings. And someone will... But if it doesn't work. Yeah. Then people will pile on and he'll probably drop his nuts and score 60 the next week.

Unless it's the Vikings. But there was rain. There was rain. If you saw the rain. The rain. There was a lot of rain. Vikings are used to playing outdoors. There's a lot of rain.

As long as there's not bad weather in Chicago. Correct. From here through the rest of the season. There's a lot of rain, Mark. A lot of rain. A lot of rain. I'm tracking Eddie's post-game videos already. Like I can sense Ed is either at zero or ten.

Yeah. It is my read on it. Every single Bears game is going to be either a zero or ten. And I'm going to make a super cut of the first five seconds of every Eddie post-game. That's a good idea. Do you have you talked out off camera? No. I just,

I saw like, he promised, he promised a buy week playoffs. Whoa. Yeah. A what? He promised they were, the Bears were going to get a buy week in the playoffs.

That would be the one seat. I know. I watch his entire videos, but it's some about like the first like five seconds. It just is like, it just sets the phone and he's just. The only problem with like, like,

there's a, but then he's excited the next week. I do think the bears are very good. The Eagles might be really bad. They looked really bad They did Sorry Kate I know

It could just be a bad game Is that like every NFL team Right Yeah Looks is gonna have a week Where they look horrible We had one last week Are the Rams bad

The beauty of the league I don't think the Rams are bad I think we barely beat the Titans Yeah I think the bravest thing you can do Is have an opinion on the NFL Uh huh Right It's gonna be wrong within a matter of days

Right. Say anybody's going to be bad. Three weeks in, everyone has the definitive answers. Unless your take is the Chiefs are good. Yeah. Then you'll, then literally one out of every 10 years you were wrong. Yeah. Not bad.

Chiefs are good. All right, let's spin the wheel. Greg get his date? Oh, Greg! Greg! Greg! Oh. Yeah, he just didn't follow up.

when I told him exactly what to do. That's a little green light. Greg. Greg. He's gone. Again? Again, dude. I'm jizzing.

Greg. Sorry, I'd do quick jizz. Sorry, Frank. So he'll be in the corn maze tonight as well. Yep. Frank and Betts versus. Tate. He's Tucker.

out. Oh, did he get, did you get a reply? No. Uh, throw an exclamation on it. No. She'll get one. Texting? Probably at work. She's at work. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's, it's dead. No. How'd you meet her? Hint. You could say Hinge? I didn't know. It's so scared to say Hinge. Why he scares a hinge? Because I thought other companies were with the company. Sometimes. We're going to do a dating show with you. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. We're going to do a dating show with you and it's going to be great. It's not. Yeah, it is. Are you? It's going to be great. The only thing that you have to

promise is you don't jizz during it. Okay. All right. You can say with 100% certainty, no jizzing. Yes. Even if a girl on the dating show comes here and she's like, I want to see you jizz. You can't jizz. Sure.

Any known predators, lady predators. Oh, yeah. Hit me up. No, no, no. Don't trust me. up with. Would you be comfortable doing that? I guess. But no Jiz. No Jiz.

Okay. You're gonna Jizz. Now I'm starting to think you're anti Jiz. No. Pro Jiz. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

All right, let's spin the wheel. Greg, good luck. Hopefully she'll reply. She'll reply. She won't. She's at work. What do you got? Speaking of Jiz,

I saw Mikey Vats got a parking ticket today. Yeah. I asked him how many times he's gotten a boot on his car the last two years eight oh who that's a lot all right see everyone he's on the pmt youtube right now streaming the phillies love you guys go yankees see you tomorrow bye