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Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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Roback.com promo code YAC. Hello, Danny Conrad is here. Hey, Danny. Daniel. Thank you, Fine People, for having me. Thank you to Brandon. When did you go to Danny? So I was never called Danny. Everyone always called me by my last name, Conrad.

Okay. Then here they just started calling me Danny. That's weird. Conrad is better than Danny. Conrad's also a name. Yeah. Conrad sounds awesome. Conrad's awesome.

Did Danny ever? There was like a little piece of like little league like 11 years old Danny tried there Danny and I then that yeah Either get Conrad or the full name Danny Conrad. Yeah rarely is a Danny Danny Conrad Danny Conrad Conrad Conrad Conrad Annie Conradical Danny Conrad. Oh the Conradicles. Yeah I never started a militia what she probably has

How's everyone doing very good Dan? Thanks for out. I'm tweeting out the link to the stream You got a fan base you got like an army you got like a no I actively reject them I think that's stupid. I don't have that people have tried as a collector Yeah, I've had some walkers try to assemble before but I don't I don't need walkers. I walk on I'm my own I'm my own man the white water. Why would you? You don't have an army you have one, but they don't have a name you don't I mean I do I don't have an army, but I think I have a like I could mobilize pretty quickly if you could Cat-pack yeah cats and kittens. Oh, I got the tight asses nice

I never even put that together Wow That's derogatory though, it's like you're yeah, I don't know My it's been a lot of time in the gym trying to get a tight ass. That's true a lot of times You'd rather be a tight ass or a red ass Red you'd rather be a tight ass that implies a red ass. I think that's someone angry just real metal Did you do something different? I did look yeah, this is you get a haircut I'm afraid if I go like this you'll see my

Yeah, this is you get a haircut I'm afraid if I go like this you'll see my What did you do I Pats away with pop punk for the weekend and so I said I'm proud I can be able to shower for quite some time So I treated myself to a really good shower this morning Dried my hair and I put on contact lens That women just don't shout. Yeah, it's They're hygienically impaired. Yeah. I can have a moment to myself.

All the hair. And then he's going to watch the commanders in Cincinnati on Monday. Oh, nice. So I said, I'm going to treat myself today. I'm going to bring out the stems. Shower. The stem wear.

Looking right. Thanks, Hank. You're looking great. Red ass is angry? Yeah, red ass is angry. Red ass sounds like something that Dan Dacich would say. You can have a case of the red ass. Yeah, like, is angry red ass sounds like something that Dan docket You can have a case of the red. Yeah, that guy's a real red ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Where does that come from?

That seems you get angry I don't I don't put that together implies you've been spanked Yeah, oh, yeah, maybe that's it Lucas look it up and tell us your phone number again. Perhaps a rash? Oh. I feel like red ass with two Z's could be a rapper. I want to see red ass. Red ass would be good. Lucas is here. Lucas, how's the phone been working?

Phone's good, although the other day you guys mentioned it, I think. And I got like five texts in a row. And I went over to Connor, I was like, did they talk about my phone number? He's like, think and I got like five texts in a row and I went over Connor I was like did they talk about my phone number? He's like yeah, I was like makes sense I think Nick literally said everybody text and call Lucas right now. Yeah, which everyone should do right now Yeah, they should do the right now. Oh Yeah, oh wait. Yeah, we should probably take calls again right Lucas. No why I?

Just I would like it to be done Okay, all right, I hear you it to be done. Fair. Okay, all right, I hear you. It's done. I hear your side of it. How about no? Good point. No, we'll be done.

Can you look up red ass? That's not the safest Google in the world, is it? Just put safer, John. Yeah, he'll fuck this up. Red ass, what does red ass mean in the IB? What is electric Union? Shout out uncle Mike you know I say it means your overall dumb shit fed up ready to drag up move on There's only one cure for red ass. That's road dust. Oh the plot thickens huh road dust I don't know does that have a red ass drug right?

Roads that just saying like I'm gonna hit I'm gonna get out No, I took it as a drug as well sounds like a trucker drug yeah, bro dust Get a lot lizard do a little road dust Red ass is a baseball term that describes a player. Okay intense angry and competitive Yeah, who has a tendency to snap Bobby Valentine's red ass, but again, who Penel was an all-time red? Yeah, I has a tendency to snap Bobby Valentine's a red ass, but again, who padella was an all-time red? Yeah, I want to contribute What oh got it Albert Bell? Yeah, yeah more of a dickhead, okay? He chased me a manager. Yeah, it's it's more manager John rocker

Yeah, he would have been a red ass. Yeah He's a redneck in a red ass. Does that have to be a white guy? Oh, I don't know. I kind of almost think it does, right? Yeah. Dusty Baker's too nice. Yeah. Bobby Petrino is more of a red face. Red face, red neck, but actual physically a red neck. Yeah. Who's the longest running like active crackhead like the Cal Ripken Junior crack like who's been. Has anyone been doing it for decades.

What the hell just happened. Charlie Sheen head. Is there any Cold War era crackheads. Yeah. How long can you. That's like the. What just fell off. Sorry. That's like whatever RFK comes up, people are like, oh yeah, he did this as a lawyer and everything, and he's a Kennedy. It's like, the dude was a heroin addict for 13 years. That's the most impressive thing I've ever heard in my life. Using heroin recreation?

13 years being a heroin addict and being alive? How is that possible? It's a good run, yeah. That's an insane run. Well, he had Kennedy money, so he never had to get to the depths of you always have money for it, right? You never had to do anything wrong for it true cuz that's what wears you down physically I think more than the drought is going to get in it. Yeah, it's having to acquire it being broke. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, that's a hell of a run Who's the DC mayor that did Marion Barry? Who's the DC mayor that did? Marion Barry. Who's the Canadian guy, too, right? Rob Ford, he's dead. Marion Barry is a person? Marion Barry was caught on camera with crack and a hooker and got re-elected, I think, after that.

That's a food, you know, an Oregon food. Marion Barry? Yeah. Oh. No, I didn't know that. Rob Ford was a legend. What a run that was. I fucking loved it. I was on his beat

In the back of the blog days. Oh Anything Rob Ford did I blogged and it was just every day doing like the woods. I Know he did in the woods, but he just had clip after clip. He was always sweaty Yeah, big like van down by the river and yeah, he fell a lot. He just said random shit Can we find some rob? He's the mayor of Toronto Toronto very big city? And he would like pop up on like late-night shows in LA yeah Why is the mayor of Toronto just like yeah like doing late-night tours in Los Angeles you find some Rob Forbes worse Lucas and then he died of I don't know what he died. He was definitely teasing a career pivot. He was yeah

He's gonna be in a WWE next. He would have been great By the way Brandon should we say? We already said almost like Mostly don't don't say the picture. Yeah, it's one of my It might be the best picture of my life of you. Yeah of you. It's it's pretty it's pretty good. It's Lucas I ironically don't have your phone number So go back to that old episode real quick. Lucas could you do you do have my phone number? I I don't though. Could you text me real quick?

Real quick text. Yeah, I got you. I don't save a lot of numbers in my phone mayor Rob Ford's greatest hits Yes, I love this Yeah, that's a good allegations are ridiculous I cannot comment on a video that I've never seen or does not exist. I want the police chief Bill Blair To release this video. Oh Yeah, he had the video of him smoking crack You see, it was. He's fast to finer.

Street. I know. Yes, I have some look to crack cocaine. Am I an addict? No. The NFL tie. Probably one of my drunken stupors. Olivia gone back.

That says that I wanted to eat her pussy. They live on that. In my life tour, I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home Knock this lady over I want to apologize Apologizing and saying sorry you can only say that so many times I have apologized I know I

embarrassed everyone NFL ties it I know I'm embarrassed And I felt you have to keep on the cover him running it he like ran in or He also fell on a football field. He was the best Yeah, his highlights are just saying sorry being a fat guy and getting elected to mayor of major city is very impressive. Yeah. Well, well, I'll do it. What a line though to be like, I never said I wanted to eat your

pussy. I didn't know you was more than enough to eat it all. That's an unbelievable line. He was legitimately funny. What does more than enough mean enough would have survived. Yeah, that's true. Rob, we got pussy at home. Any! That made me miss him.

I'm gonna mourn later. More than enough. Oh, look at you! Brandon's pot. Is that edited, right? No, everything about it. Why are you keeping up with him. I'm towering over him. Yeah, I don't make him look small, dude. I my arm looks good. My dad might be the best for me. That might be the peak. How is he? Did you ask

him how he survived so long with the amount of steroids he did? Because he is like a true anomaly when it comes to wrestlers. Yeah, I asked him, you know, he said he peaked out at 6'7", but after all the surgeries, he's down to 6'4". And I said, how am I taller than you? And that's how it ended up. I didn't ask him about the steroids. That has to be edited.

Yeah, I don't believe that that's the real photo. Your legs can't be that skinny. Oh, dang it. This is gone rad. So it's like Danny got the memo. Oh, man. That was perfect delivery. Yeah, great job, Brandon. Thanks. And I got home like I got home late last night. I got home like why? I don't know. I got home at like one o'clock. Wait, why?

Oh, it's not important. We'll come up again. I got what were you doing? I saw him leave the office with one of those blow up dolls. I got home at one a'clock. Wait, why? Oh, it's not important. We'll come up again. I got what were you doing? I saw him leave the office with one of those blow up dolls. I got home at 1 AM and I was I was going up the stairs and as I was going up the stairs, my eight year old was coming downstairs. No, no, no tell us. I was like I was like where are you going and the eight year old was like to get some milk and cookies. Oh,

nice and I said I got it now. I see it now and I was like, whoa. Whoa. I want to hear it again I said, where you going? And he said to get some milk and cookies That's all all right That's good, sorry Stu fighter came to my house last night. Yeah. Yeah It was for like a poppin or he sat a while sat a while tell him what? What do you want all of my kids? You got your kids gifts? Oh, no kissed oh, yeah, but what do you bring your kids? Oh, yeah, so he came with his lovely wife Sandy at

615 at night my kids go to bed at like between 7 and 730 Three kids one, you know the one year old's the youngest. What do you think he brought my kids? He brought them some type of food. Three children at 6, 15 at night. Giant lollipops. Blue chew. I'm thinking outside like Beef Wellington.

Happy meals. He brought my three children 24 donuts 24 four boxes of donuts and like an 800 bottled a dollar bottle of champagne he's the best he's the best he's a living legend. So yeah, it was fun having him over though. He never under does it. Never under does it. Never under does it. Were your kids loving him? Yeah, they were having fun.

Like who is this guy? Yeah, they were having fun. So it was a good time. Did anyone here attend the dinner? I did not. I was originally planned and then once the fifth person got added I said this is too big there was like 20 people got to 20 yeah did you go Lucas I did not did Che didn't well we got it oh so oh I forgot the chase here don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't it literally just like we got what 15 minutes in the show

It didn't even dawn on me that we have things that we have to we're not doing it was a great 15 minutes Yeah, it was I was wondering yeah, this is what it must have felt like for like someone to Not be near TV on 9-eleven. Yeah Wait, what happened? Yeah, you're like I was just living my. Guy bowling the 300. Yeah, right. That was us. And then we saw Che, and we're like, oh no. This is the greatest day of my life ever.

Oh. No. Do we? Okay. You guys don't even know the craziest part. I think we do. Well, I guess so. Che posted the poop picture last night, then claimed that we asked him to.

So... Did we? I will say that Chay said he was going to on the Yak. The caption of the tweet said he was about to post his poop. There was a warning that you had to click in order to see it, so... It's on everyone else, but then we found out that sensitive content, like you can have that off. So there's people who just could see it. You would have had to previously had have opted into these settings. We were not aware of this before.

But it was it was a small minority people, maybe like 5% of people. But some people have previously opted in to see all safe content, in which case that blur does not show up. Jesse Lo being one of these people, I think we need to make an only fans account for Chase Poo. Yeah. So what happened happened was so he posted it There was a lot of people like what the fuck everyone everyone Hank blocked him he then posted on Instagram

Which doesn't have the same ability to like blur out so people were saying that they were going on Instagram And he did it in slides But like you can rent you can pull up Instagram and it can be on the third slide randomly. It was the third slide there were one on each slide but you understand how Instagram works you could pull up Instagram and it could just be on the third slide. I did not know that. Okay. So there was people who saw it on Instagram. I then was like dude Instagram will let you post like puke like injuries. They're very strict. So I told him, take it down off Instagram, text Chuck. He texted Chuck. Chuck was like, yes, you have to take that off Instagram.

It's going to get a strike. Jay then followed up and said, so can I post it on TikTok? Yeah, Twitter is one thing, but Instagram is warped. Yeah. And then I told him, maybe just take it off Twitter, too So it was a feed post on Instagram. I thought it was a story. No, it was a feed post. Oh wow Stephen That's like a birthmark Yeah, but again you can see random like if you pop If you do not like a post it will come up in your feet again with the next one, but it was the third

But it's like people were saying that they just pulled up Instagram and saw it Channy grand takeaways, how did that make you feel? Controversial Polarizing means there's people on both sides. There were. A lightning rod of controversy. That's fantastic. Who was pro?

There were a lot of people that stood with me about it. Like, I mean, even Big Cat Sweeter right away, like, you have to opt into this. And we took it down for the people that did not opt in specifically for that, but had opted in for sensitive material. Yeah, I think if you could do it again. And don't do it again. It would have been like, if you want to see it, DM me. And then you privately send it to people.

I got to tell you, I would have gotten a lot of DMS because every go to his optin in to say nothing. Who are the pro people are just commenting the triple fire emoji on his Instagram post. Yeah. Who was pro? A lot, a lot of people. I don't know if it was a lot of you're just saying where chaise brain is very positive feedback. Give me an example I Feel like a lot of positive feedback came after but like some people were like I have to do that

Why did I do that? But then a lot of people that missed it were like I can't play I missed that I really want to see it Was there an unnamed show today there There was nothing God. Oh, okay. That is thank God because that would that was what I was thinking It's like when you posted I was like I'm going to have to go into a studio tomorrow and Answer to Dave and Kirk and Whitney. Why did Stephen Che post his poop online? Stephen would have been like wait. can I post poo on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, he would have posted it everywhere. He said he wanted to get Numbies.

I was not ashamed of it. No, that part is clear. This was something that I did for this show. This is part of content. Why would I not put my content up? That's an evergreen statement, by the way. Yeah, I'm not ashamed of it. That's the default setting.

We know that, Che. You don't need to state that. I think it worked out, though, perfectly, Che. You claimed you got hacked. The people wanted to see it saw it and then we move on yep agreed what I just he somehow won that whole interaction where he's yeah tell us that I don't know well it's just it's crazy because I would never I'd be so embarrassed to post that but Che was like Yeah, I'm gonna post it Numbies saying I mean I posted about myself eating corn for three days people were asking for the results

Which I had not shared if any doctors hit you up after that. It looked like you sound just that I am aware of puked up seaweed I Didn't click the second. I have not already saw the first. I didn't click. I'm not saying anything yeah, I was like people like pretty much sliced the tape and Opened the box that said shit inside Yeah No, you're right. Yeah, I was more trying to protect the people again who like on Instagram Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know

That's I don't have to wear criticism on Instagram. That was it. I don't know. That's that's I don't approve their criticism on Instagram. I was not aware. I think there's if you opt in that's totally fine but if you were just unsolicited going online and Stephen Chase shit is in your face that's that's that's something we should avoid. Yeah it also was a jarring shit. Like if it was a brown regular turd fine but this was like green leafy what do you think of Brandon nothing you sat up I did I set up occasionally this what's this Jersey you wearing oh this is a 1984 movie the natural this is a New York Nights Jersey from the movie the natural Roy Hobbs from what's his bats called the Wonder Boy uh yeah wonder boy

right wonder boy and then there's the the other kid has the Welsh something Yeah, wonder boy. It's the name of his bat. Is that the best baseball movie? No, it is not. It's not a lot Nope, that's not Major League is one two well Durham is two Money ball is three field dreams for a league of their own five wrong. That's correct Major League is one. Sanlight two. Bull Durham is two. Moneyball is three. Field of Dreams four.

A league of their own five. Wrong. That's correct. That is correct. That is. Ranked the basketball movies. All right, very good. Full Court Miracle.

No. Blue Chips. Eddie. Above the rim. I'm trying to a white man can't jump is probably number one. Hoosier's one. Hoosier's one. White man can't jump two. Uh Hoosier's one. White man can't jump two. Above the rim three. Blue chips four. He got game five. What about no space jam? Top. Correct. Olympic sport movies like

non-professional. Alright. Jam. Top correct Olympic sport movies like non professional. All right. Cool running cool runnings. Thank you. How did you know? I knew is that the best though? There has to be like cool runnings the cutting edge. That will the one discount miracle which is literally an Olympic box catcher. Yeah. Box catchers good miracles gotta be one. Yeah What about the one cool runnings might be to any like track or swimming movies that are great So there was a Jesse Owens movie called race, but I never I've only seen it on tik-tok I haven't seen the whole thing. It didn't look like what about the rowers

the What rowers there was a recent movie? Yeah, I didn't see that Nazis. I didn't see that one. Oh The boys in the boat. Yeah the book right? Yeah, I didn't see that one. I didn't see that one. Oh, The Boys in the Boat? Yeah. The book, right? Yeah, I didn't see it. Chariots of Fire? Isn't that one? That's one. I never saw it. Me neither. That has the music. What about uh, does boxing count as an Olympic event? Because then... Race car driving. Race car driving. Days of Thunders up there. Do we count Ford versus Ferrari? Yeah, we do, because that's a race.

Why would we not count that? Yeah, we would have to. I was thinking it's a whole movie is about a race. It's about a race, but it's not like about a, yeah, it's a race, definitely. So that's way up there, drive, and then Days of Thunder. Cars? Cars.

Cars, yeah. Cars one, two, and three. What about the snail that wins Indy 500, whatever that one was? Turbo. Turbo, yeah. Never saw that. What about the snail that wins any 500 whatever that one was turbo turbo. Yeah Never saw about the one with Lindsay Lohan Y'all have your own why did you ask her be how the diggin nights? How diggin nights? Shit

Come on seems like you all had ball So that's a that's a contentious one. I think Friday Night Lights is the best football movie by a wide margin, okay? Even though I think it's a little overrated. I probably remember the Titans 2 okay Mmm any given Sunday is is up there day draft day is great. I love it It is not a top five football movie because it's so Marshall so bad. We are Marshall was only a one-watch movie for me Rudy the second half of Rudy is a top five sports movie. The first half of Rudy is a bottom hundred. It's awful for an hour and then it gets good for an hour.

Okay. Brian's song. Too sad. Way too sad. The program? Good, not great. Little Giants. Good, not great.

Oh man. They're just kids. Good, not great. Oh, man. They're just kids. Good, not great. All right, good. Top five movies about a robot that collects trash on a dystopian planet. Short Circuit 1 and 2? No.

It's going to be hard to narrow it down to five. Yeah, one was a... What's your favorite movie of all time? Best in Show. Oh. My top five movies movie of all time? Uh best in show. Oh, I my top five movies but Kat are best in show. Okay. Major Major League. Um hot shots, Tombstone, Creed, and that thing you do. That was six. I know that's the catch about my top five movies. Oh, I see what you did there. Ow. Yeah. I see what you did there. Ow. Yeah. I see what you did there.

Yeah, Best in Show's my favorite though. It is? Mm-hmm. Which part is your favorite? All of it. Do some lines, like you do with Bernie Mac. Do some lines to people that haven't seen it so we know what we're dealing with.

Yeah, I haven't seen it. And I would go. KB, you've never seen it? I'd go. Oh, you would love it. Pine nut. Best in Show. Pistachio nut. All natural white pistachio nut and my my

mom would just be like Harlan Pepper, you quit naming nuts. It's okay. It's good. It's good. It's one of my favorite movies too. It's about dog show people. Yeah. And if you've ever actually been to a dog show, I went to Westminster once and it's like so spot on. It's scary. You're like, oh, this was a documentary, not a joke. You're like, oh this was a documentary. Not a joke You like it, right? Yeah. Yeah, we can talk or not talk Hours, yeah, can you get one of those pepperoni sticks? I just want to hold it. I

See how it's funny. Yeah, you saw yeah, that was a preview. No. Yeah Brandon you're funny. I know. Thank you. Funny guy. I'm riding high. I met Hulk Hogan today. Steven shit, people clicking the view, sensitive material, Steven shit, people clicking the view. I don't get it. Why does he do this?

No, that makes sense. People complaining who clicked it. I got it. Can't be upset. I got it. It's the people who didn't opt in that just saw it that I stand with them. I'm protecting them from Steven. Those people deserve.

I agree with that. Justice. Apologies to those people. By the way, we're doing a golden mug right now for Stella Blue. So 19 winners. Hulk Hogan was here and he said, can I have coffee you get him a cup of mud brother and he said yeah I'll take some coffee. We brought him cell blue coffee. He fucking loved the coffee. Did you get that on video?

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It was funny, because I told Memes, I was like, we're gonna do a blindfold stream, and he wanted to say no really, really bad. And then he was like, the no was coming out of his mouth, and I was like, I did a blindfold stream for a Bears Playoff game. And he was just like, ah. I was like, I'm just asking you to do week three.

Yeah, he asked. He asked. Do you? It was thrilling what Eddie didn't see the double-doink? blindfolded We have the clip. He literally I was holding I was caressing him What did Stephen Shay say when he walked up and shook Hulk Hogan's hand? Oh Something brother was a two-word phrase Hey brother. Hey brother good damn fine guess from. Hey, brother. Hey, brother. Good damn fine guess from both of you over there.

Greetings, brother. No, you two. Is one welcome brother to fixated on the brothers. God. OK. Well, she's a brother guy. He's a brother guy. And Hulk's a brother guy. So you understand why two brother guys get together. All right. Brother. They fly. There was no brothers.

There was brothers in the air. A dude guy like hi, dude Close isn't that ironic they throw in says brother a lot and then also says the other word for brother Yeah, brother. That's a great point that is ironic. Yeah When a brother would have done just fine You literally had the words say brother all the time. God damn it. God damn Hulk. The number one brother guy in the war. He's number one brother guy. Jay, what'd you say to him? Go Bucks. He's a Bucks fan. Oh, no, he's almost

assuredly not. No, he is in Tampa, right? Yeah He's that games fairly frequently was his response Affirmative to you that like yeah Hell yeah, brother. I mean I didn't think there was a brother. I'm sorry there was bucks brother Go bucks, and what do you say back? Hell yeah, brother. Are you the guy that posted that shit? Did you ask about how Brooks doing she's 36 damn that agent that was the answer that hurts Next 34 and she's 36 Nick in jail still I don't think so I didn't get the sense, but I didn't ask if it was some You can get the sense he was in jail. I didn't carry the weight of a father whose son is

We said Brooks 36 and next 34 he didn't say it like a guy who's it didn't sound like a jailed 34 No, yeah Brooks 30 36 and Nick, you know know so how would you say if your son wasn't present okay let's say Tommy's in prison how how's Tommy doing how old is he well you know Tommy's 14 but you know okay that's not too subtle okay all right okay just the inflection Tommy's 14 but I haven't seen him in a while. Oh, why? Upstate? So when I got married, my dad was in jail and everybody came up and said, why is your dad not here? Wait, is this a real story or Bernie Mac? Unfortunately, this is a Brandon Walker story. Guys would walk up to me, where's your dad? And I'd be like, he's on vacation. I just gave a different lie to every single person.

I like that. Yeah. Couldn't be here he's on vacation. I just gave a different lie to every single person. I like that Yeah, couldn't be here today on vacation. Hmm dead By the end he was just in jail Yeah, I mean if they're at your wedding they know you yeah, yeah But some family is not yeah perfect family. Yeah Do you guys watch Hogan knows best? I did I used to I do not still I? Remember when you like put the tracker in his daughter's car when she was going on dates and stuff And she should have done that with his son's car probably yeah, well it would have broke the tracker probably yeah Those shows used to be all the rage who is a celebrity you guys would like to see doing that type of family reality show now

Family I Think you yeah Stephen Che The Kelsey's I don't think I've gotten enough Jason Kelsey, yeah, I'd like to see a little bit more His family yeah The Kardashians. That seems funny. The Kardashians would be interesting. I wonder what that's like. I just want to keep up with them.

Yeah, I wonder what they got going on in their lives. The D'Amilos. I don't know if there's, oh yeah, I guess, did they have one? I think so. Yeah. Remember the Osborne Ted one? Yeah, that one was great. That was a huge one.

That might have been the first one. When they threw the ham at their neighbor's house. Yeah. Who? Big episode. Is there a family that you would want to actually... Definitely the Baldwin's. Would love to see him and Hilaria and their 10 kids. I think Kenny Smith from TNT had one.

Someone recently runs house was a thing a couple years ago. Yeah, if Kenny Smith is getting one, we're a little far. It is quite the narcissistic thing to do to be like, I'm famous. Watch my family. Yeah. Yeah, yeah America would love this. Yeah, they would love to get in on this Yeah, my family. I remember when Chris and Cavalieri had one for her like jewelry store just the disdain Jay had

Every time they put cameras in his face was awesome He's like that's what that's not natural react Yeah cameras in your house. Yeah in your home Yeah, he's still with that Montana guy I think so I forgot about those said she said they're having the best sex She's ever had which Wow That means they're not having great sex. You don't say you're Yeah. You're having the best sex ever, you don't have to go tell everyone that. Yeah, that's... You just have it.

And you're just happy. Right? And he's young and hot, so I feel like he never really had to like really get in there and thrust and prove himself. Right. You know? She just probably holds onto his chest. Yeah.

He doesn't need to try. He's already hot. Right. That's why I always went after ugly guys. Yeah, she's pretty wet. I knew they had to work for it. She comes moistened. He's already hot right? That's why I always She comes moistened Your mic out of my way, I'm sorry yeah, the Montana boys damn they're hot You see that clip of the dudes like flexing in the security camera to 7-eleven

No, no, I don't know why that was in my algorithm. Have you seen pesto who that's it's moodang and then there's pesto the baby penguin that was born Yes, oh no pesto was born with like a growth disorder so pesto was like ten times bigger than his parents Better name than moodang he's like an overweight a pesto is a penguin pesto is a penguin in Australia, and he's like I want to see We look like they haven't gotten together. I might be team. He's like buddy the elf at the North Pole Yeah He's like buddy so you see all the little penguins and then pesto is the baby he's still covered in the baby fur And he's like ten times bigger than all the other like a Benjamin Button of penguin Yeah, but pesto is kind of blowing up right now. Okay, that's pesto pesto's brand new

He's like a chick that's a baby in the middle that's a baby that's oh that's awesome most babies are like half the size of a regular penguin and pesto apparently is like three times he's gonna go to the league he's like the biggest baby penguin there's ever been i like pesto but he's kind of starting to blow up i kind of like the penguin in the back left that's a funny thing fat one hunchback. It's funny that they're in Australia Thanks, I think he's in Australia all penguins are in the southern hemisphere right? We don't have northern hemisphere penguins is that true. I think that's correct I think every penguin that's ever lived naturally has lived in the southern hemisphere But the Antarctica that's where they hang out. I think so yeah

They don't have penguins South Africa. I don't think there's penguins? What about ... Oh, I could be making all this up. What about Pittsburgh? Almost all penguins. Almost all live in Southern Hemisphere with the exception of the Galapagos penguin, which lives in the Galapagos... I mean, that's... Great. Now we're going to get community noted. Couldn't we put some on the North Pole and they'd be fine? Well, how do you know? Maybe the salt content of the water is too bad for penguins. So why don't I understand penguins on the equator? Yeah I don't either. Yeah penguins are a cold weather. Hot penguins? Hot penguins. Hot penguins. That sounds like a weird sex

term. I'd watch that show. Yeah. I'd give her the old hot penguin. Is that Billy Madison? It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around? Yeah, that's right Yeah, so why how can we see a hot penguin? This is pesto. Oh pesto Pesto looks like a man in a penguin suit looks fake. I like pesto DOOGS What's up, dude? What up? It's up, DOOGS. What are you doing? How are you? Oh, just want to say hi Yeah, what's up, man? What's up? Hey, dude? Hey, what's going on Brandon? How are you good? It's a big cat. Hey, what's up, bro? I'm good, too

Danny we're doing a nice talk today. We did good. Yeah, how's the family? Um? Good, how was your family? He's asking the questions here all right, I guess you that well my family is pretty good I'm living at home with them actually then They're now my roommates. Wait, what? What happened there? Um, nothing really happened. I was just like I'm gonna come home for the summer and then I was like this kinda rocks. How old are you? 26 and I'm loving life. Okay, so you just live at home again.

Yeah, I highly recommend it. Do any of your siblings live at home? Yeah, one. Okay. One, one. She's right out of college though So it's a little bit more acceptable have your parents giving you the like hey, this is what is going on here My dad's loving it. Oh, yeah, that's awesome took back the house I do feel like that yeah, like why wouldn't you want to have I guess there would be some downsides

But it's kind of cool to have your yeah, so you're loving like just being with your family or the saving money Yeah, I think when everyone moved to Chicago Yeah, answer. Hmm didn't answer those two-part question. Yes It was a money you're loving being around your parents every day. Yeah, I think getting old nice Yeah, are you actually saving money? You're just spending it elsewhere. Yeah, I haven't saved a dime. Yeah, okay What um, it's more salary got bigger. How long is your commute? 30 minutes. Oh, that's not bad. No, so it makes it pretty like right outside Penn Station. Yeah So it's really not that at all is your childhood bedroom look the same sleeping in a car bed

I had to change it up. I had to get rid of the twin bed. Okay. Yeah, have you brought a girl back? I have a girlfriend who's in the city so it makes it a little bit easier. Oh, so you're doing the yeah You got the whole setup. Yeah, so weekend during the city. Yeah weekdays. You're getting home cooked meals hanging out with your dad Yeah, that's fucking perfect. Yeah, we watch ball together again. Yeah, I've been watched ball with my dad on a Sunday Yeah, so long so that was awesome Okay, and then how's New York office? It's good. Do you feel partially to blame for the Frank

stream last week? Yeah. You did kind of set him up. I would like to clear my name. I thought that I was just doing my job. Yeah, you were. I was like, oh, Frank's going to be pissed that Chicago has a stream.

Let me just ask him about it. And then there was just a lot of miscommunication. Yeah, and I apologize for that too What was the miscommunication? Well, Frank just started saying like oh Chicago steals everything Smokes and yeah, it was funny. Yeah, so Yeah, that works. I talked to Frank the next day. We cleared it up. That's good Yeah, that's good because then he said that I was to blame for the Dolphins loss and people being Mean to him. That's fair. Yeah, he's pretty rational. Yeah, but he's he yeah, we cleared it up We had a good we had a three-way call

With whom else Janks? He said he said the meeting minutes after What's funny was just me, Janks, and Frank. They weren't together, but it was a three-way call between the three of us. He's taken over the cave. Who? Frank. That's his office. Oh, is it?

It's Team Frank office. I love that. Yeah. Like during the day that that's where they were. It's his podcast studio. It's his meeting room. It's just where he hangs out. Do other people just not go there now?

I asked him for a video, and I thought he was just in a meeting. And I was like, OK, it's a Team Frank meeting. I can go. And he's like, I'm in the middle of a podcast. I don't even know the difference. He needs a light, a red light outside of it. Yeah.

To let you know when he's recording. All right, so life's going well. Yeah, no complaints on my end. Love in Chicago. You've been here for an hour? Yes. I love Chicago. Why'd you turn and look at me so hard?

What do you love about Chicago? How you can drive a car. Oh, yeah. It's the only city in the country you can drive a car. Yeah, I like that. I like how my friends are here. I miss my friends from work. And who are your top three?

Name four. I'm not going to get cocky with it, but... Well, do your top three and then name four. I'll do my gambling, guys. I'll do Jack McCarthy, Jake Malasek, Evo. And what's your four? Wow. Let's go Spider.

You just got a burger with me. Wow, so Spider didn't make the top three. That's brutal. I mean, it's a tough economy. That's brutal. He'll probably take that well. I asked Jackie Bo and who's the other one? Jake? Yeah, they're top three and you weren't in any of those. I think they moved on, dudes. Honestly.

Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about you. I think that's just that's just that's just the business. Yeah. Yeah. It is the business. Yeah. Business. That's what we signed up Yeah. Yeah It is the business. Yeah business. Yeah, so we signed up for really. Yeah, how's the leg? How's your leg? The one that I broke well, I wouldn't be asking about the healthy one Tell me how both are doing give me the rundown on both your legs The one I didn't break is pretty fucked. It is. Yeah, why I don't know. It's the one Yeah, didn't break is the fucked one It's weird it yeah, and my broke my broken legs not broken. I like your legs rank your legs right now left

unbroken is to broken one I'm not liking it at all what happened. Oh you had to compensate and then All the work and then the other one healed stronger. Now you're fine. I'm running in the New York City Marathon. Why? I gained a lot of weight. You know how like football falls? You look good. Yeah, I lost 30 ish pounds. So then why? Nothing. You gain the

weight. You lost the weight. You don't have to do the marathon. Marathon sounds like it's already done Yeah, you know when people post on social media like I'm running the marathon That's my way of holding myself accountable and now I'm in so deep. You don't have to do it. Yeah Do it you got too bad late? Honestly if you never speak of again, everyone will think you actually did it Yeah, no one's gonna. No, I will not checking marathon If you've already put it out there that you're training for it, just don't do it And we're all just gonna assume you did I think clubhouse is on to me. I think clubhouse

All right, so you're in a run club. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's Nicky smokes. Okay. He's not a run club Yeah, did he tell you he's in a run club? He's posted about he's on yes I'd like twice he's post about on his Instagram story on Saturday mornings He's like this is like life-changing. This is what it's all about He's like out with other people sober in the Sun. He's been quiet this week. He's very quiet Yeah, something's going on with smokes. I think he's getting ready for a storm. Is he gonna do a price? That's what he wants to get a dog He told me once he get a cat I've never seen a 25 year old who goes parties all the time just like wrestle with the idea that he's getting old even though

He's not yeah, yeah, he always does 25. Yeah, just throw a lot of life phases Yeah, to week he's like in constant conflict with himself. He's going to another country for a hair transplant Yeah, see yeah wait, so You're not in a run club. I would never I have a Big deal like I do not like run. Why are you have you ever have I wanted to make sure I got the wording right? Why are you so opposed to a run club? I hate I like Like you ever run in a run club. I would never be within I hate them in every because I'm a runner They take up way too much space. Oh, you're a runner a runner yes I think that there's all horny dudes in run clubs I think that it's like their way of

being like I'm gonna fuck you yeah why yeah yeah have you ever accidentally run in a run club well you're running they're running what's the most amount of people you've run with zero that's well can't be the most You've never run with a single other person. I guess in high school I used to run with my teams. Yeah. That probably wasn't the answer. But I would never recreationally run with another person. No.

That would require both of us to have the exact same pace. You can stop this sentence before the other person for me. I would never recreationally run. So how many miles are you running every day? Stop it a little quicker for me. It depends. Like, anywhere from, like, 16 to 17? What? 16 or 17 miles a day?

6 to 17. A day? Well, hold on, hold on. 6 to 17 or 16 to 17? Are you doing a plan? Are you ramping up? So Saturdays you do your big run? How long you run?

I have to do Fridays. Fridays, how long? 15 this week. Are you doing a plan are you ramping up? So you Saturdays you do your big run? How long you run? I have to do Fridays Fridays. How long? 15 this week Wow That's what I never understood about marathon runners or people who are trying to attempt to run a marathon They do this big ramp up and they're like next Saturday I have my big warm-up where I'm running 21 miles. Dude, just finish it.

Yeah, that's the marathon. Yeah, you're right there. Just do the last five miles. Yeah, you can just do the marathon on your own. Yeah, like you did it. You're at 21. But in your head, you probably think, I can do this and I can probably do it well.

Yes. And I have to test that theory. Yes. What's the time you're trying to get? 3.30. So that's like a 7. pace. Oh, you're running I don't know if I'll get there cuz I because again my unbroken leg is Number two right now. Are you did you change any other habits? Like do you do anything else new? I drink the same

Possibly more. Yeah Good, they probably asked you this. I was looking for a run club video. What's the longest run you've done so far? 17 17. Okay. Oh, you're gonna be fine. Sorry. I probably missed that whole thing. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like seven and a half minute miles for a marathon is crazy. Yeah, for like a one mile. I don't think I could do it's different though. Like the New York City. You're just I might have that by the way you guys were just trusting me way too much. Like the New York City, you're just, the entire way. I might have that math problem by the way. You guys just trusted me way too much.

The entire way you're surrounded by people cheering you on though. Yeah. And that kinda keeps you going. Yeah, I'm very excited. Like, it's all about the training for me. Yeah, to be honest with you, I thought when you said it,

that didn't feel like it was the right math for you. Yeah, it might be more. Well, I think like, It might be less than eight. When I was your age and I thought about the idea of running a marathon, I remember my goal was like four hours, and that was like nine something.

Yeah, maybe it's eight So 30 minutes would yeah, yeah, I don't get seven I like how nobody checked me cuz I was that didn't sound right But I don't I wasn't confident enough to stop you, but then once you introduce the idea that you might be wrong I I jumped at that opportunity to your seven and a half would be like 320 oh really so not too bad. Yeah, there's no chance I could do that now with that attitude. What's four hours? nine Round I know that yeah, are you just saying that?

No, no, I'm going nine final answer Yeah, that's about right. Wow. Wow. You got to cover your body in lube. Yeah. Yeah. You worried about your nipples? Yes. I wear nipple tape. You do? On your casket? I think I have it on me.

On your nipples? You know I keep that I have nipple tape though. Yeah. You put them on your nipples. It hurts so much when you have to rip off the nipple tape. Yeah Yeah, what are you doing here this weekend my friend? Has a memorial golf outing? Yeah, no no no it's our bummer all my friends are getting together just like celebrates awesome know your friends died though Yeah, but we're celebrating his life was it a recent two years ago? Yeah. Yeah, yeah

It's sad, but I mean, you know, it'll be fun. Yeah, it'll be fun No sadness coming out with a passion of the Christ sequel. Did you know that? Yes You knew that? Yeah, I follow LCB. Oh Yeah, I think I don't know. I just saw it today How's what's I have one last question for you to pick central like they all hate each other, huh? It's incredible Yeah, I like it. I tune in cuz I'm just like that. What what are they gonna yell at each other? Clemmer is a menace. He just has everyone pissed off me and him have a bet If the Patriots get over five and a half wins

I get to put a tattoo on him and if they get less than five and a half wins, I get to put a tattoo on him. And if they get less than five and a half wins, he gets to put a tattoo on me. So he must have been nervous after week one. Yes, tonight's the night. Tonight's a big one. Big one. You think the Patriots are gonna win?

I do. Why? I think the Jets defensive line showed worries against the run game. I think the Patriots offensive line will be able to run the ball. We have efficiently against the good defenses. And I think the Patriots offensive line will be able to run the ball we have efficiently against the good defenses. And I think the Patriots defense is elite. Okay. Yeah.

How's Dayton basketball going to be this year? Amazing. Top 25. Slept on. Number two in the A-10 preseason will make the tournament. I will cry in the second round. Yep. Yeah. You got to step it off from last year. No first round tears. Second round, I cry. I love that. Yeah. And then the PLL just ended, so. Yeah, you got to step it off my yeah, no first round tears second round I Cry I love that yeah, and then the PLL just ended so yeah who won the archers fucking hate I actually had flavor flavor my lacrosse podcast How'd that go yeah? Amazing yeah Calling in all the lacrosse experts. Yes

Obviously flavor-flav K Adams and Paul Rabil you had K Adams on yeah She touched me actually not there, but she touched my shoulder Just the shoulder yes, do you have video of that? Yeah? Let me see I'll get the clip okay? Lucas you have it no no no no not yet. What do you mean? You don't have it? It's out there, but I don't I don't like I didn't screen record it yet What do you mean it's out there? It's like it's it's on the internet like it's in the interview you you are like Talking to you is

Yeah, you gotta put it together. Yeah, it's pretty good It's just like little pieces. I can tell you like running has cleared your head. Like way more mental clarity now. I feel it, but it's still again, putting pieces together. Uh huh. Yeah.

All right, so text me that video. I will. I wanna see it. Yeah. So touch your shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, that was awesome. Thanks guys.

What'd your girlfriend say about that? I refuse to tell her. Is she a bed with a former star no No, she'd publicly who dating somebody to his girlfriend who at the top oh oh No, there was rumors that she was dating James Shams Daniel Jones Daniel Jones I might be next see at the rumor mill mill. Somebody got rumored to be dating Shams? Yeah, K Adams. Okay.

But Dukes might be dating K Adams. Okay, that checks out. Did you call her by her real name? It's not K, isn't it? Well, I wouldn't ask that. It's not K, isn't it? It's not K, isn't it? Well I wouldn't ask that. It's not Kay isn't it? I just realized that.

You threw a negative reason. It's not Kay isn't it? I'm pretty sure during the interview I said Kay I love your interviews. I love your preseason. Yeah I think that's the name she wants to be called by. I'm pretty sure her real name is Dorothy. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Whoa. She touched your shoulder. Yeah now that kind of changes everything huh yeah, that's like a meet. Don't meet your heroes thing Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to do that to you. Yeah, all right. Well send me that clip. I will Thanks, Dukes great catching up with you More confused than I was way more confused walked in here. That's not her name isn't it? Said how was flavor flavor and he goes, yeah There was unbelievable. There was He he's something else. Okay, it's almost like we're talking at foreign language. Yes. He's just trying like it's not English is not as native Just a little off.

It's like, I'm sorry, I didn't grow up speaking English. It's not her name, isn't it? It would be like a typical someone trying to learn English. Right. I got it, right? It's not her name, is it? Oh man, that was Dukes. That was Dukes. Brandon, will you do the perfect gene ad read?

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Yeah, we all know we all know what you're saying right all know what you're saying I also think we have small kids your timelines varied at 615 is at night. Yeah, because I'm trying to pajamas I'm trying to convince my kids that it's time to go to bed. Yeah, it's been what time of year to winter. It's definitely night at all. Yeah, it's summer. It's a Afternoon it's not what did he want afternoon? I mean it is technically afternoon, but it's not one word afternoon This might be peak internet this guy you could say 515 the afternoon, but six no I don't like Dan saying 615 at night. That's afternoon, if anything evening, not night. The afternoon is 5.

This person was really that... Yeah. The afternoon is at 5. Let me see his ad. I don't want to wait until they hear dudes talk. Yeah, 430 is the cutoff for afternoon. I think that's right. Yeah, that feels right.

When could it ever be evening and not night? I think that's right. Yeah, that feels right. When could it ever be evening and not night? I think that's like five o'clock. But you could say you could say what time you want to do it. Let's just meet late afternoon. I don't know. Around five o'clock. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. You couldn't say let's meet late afternoon. Six fifteen. No, six fifties after five o'clock is a cutoff. I wouldn't say that. I'd say early evening five o'clock is I'd say five o'clock early evening not late afternoon. Yeah, because five is when you leave work. So it's like for the summer. I think five can sneak into the late late late afternoon for 30 is late afternoon. That's the latest

after the latest. Yeah, I think five slips into late afternoon ball 30 to 130 early afternoon. Yep. I almost go all the way to a clock. You can do afternoon activities at five but you're not in the afternoon. You're just almost go all the way to a clock. You can do afternoon activities at five, but you're not in the afternoon. You're just so trying to put an afternoon in the evening. Yeah, we gotta get it all. I think two to 330 is mid afternoon. Okay. Morning

is like seven to seven to 1130. Morning is 11 midnight. Morning to to me is 430 yeah, I Think even or at to not to 10 Yeah, but I I was say 10 or 11 11 is lunchtime if your baby wakes you up at 2 a.m. That's the middle of the night. That's the middle of the night the middle of the night I'd say I woke up at 2 in the morning you know to Go in the morning, but that the dog was barking at

three in the morning and woke me up. Yeah, that'd be but I think at first you would say man, somebody called me up in the middle of the night. Oh, what time was two in the morning? Those two? I don't think I will. I don't think for me for me for me. Just talking for me. I don't know. Night doesn't start till nine. I would say Night is dark. Night's dark. Yeah. Yes. Late morning is 11 to 12.

And then it's lunch. Or just say noon. No, late morning can be 11 to 12. 11 to 12 can also just be lunch. 11 to one could just be lunch. So I think late morning might be 10 30 to 12 I would say that important if you can't get a hash brown at McDonald's. It's definitely late Yeah, and then afternoon early afternoon is like

1230 to 1230-2 2 to 4 is afternoon 4 to 5 is late afternoon. Yeah, I think that late afternoon is a little thin there, guys. I think you might stretch and get 5.30. If I said I was going to meet you in the afternoon, you would never think 5.30. I'll be free in the afternoon. In the afternoon, if you say I'm going to meet you in the afternoon, I'm thinking 3. He just said 3 o'clock.

And if I said late afternoon, you wouldn't think 5.30 or 6. That's night. That would be evening. Or evening. If you said you wanted to come over and you're like what time works and I was like doesn't matter I'm free all afternoon and you're like cool be there at 530. I would yeah What the fuck like no, I said I'm free all afternoon Okay, why are we all looking at me I thought we were all struggling with this I should said evening

It's but to get To quote tweet. That's crazy's crazy move yeah he's mad you knew what time he was talking about call him on call me Dan him to call in maybe he has a good point Lucas what would have happened if that was my number you've been fucked have I Will use what would have happened if that was my number you've been fucked have you thought that through? Your side would have a lot less phone calls Yeah, that's true

Would you have done anything for me? No, okay Were you able to get this is done quick but like American American calls over there Or would you have been on the plane landed and been bombarded? I was yeah I was so I would have actually ruined my So I saved your marriage no you you know you didn't ruin my marriage sounds like I saved it Shut up Lucas shut up is the worst just shut up man. Will you shut up? Lucas is in my power rankings of the worst. He's up there for sure yeah.

He might be number one. Yeah. P all business Pete's number one. It's all business the worst power rankings. What do you really hate about Lucas? I don't, it's not hate is you know those people are just like you're the worst I still love them but he's the I got you it's Pete mm-hmm chase the worst it's not like a bat it's not like yeah it's not like a bad you're the worst yeah it's not a bad thing yeah you're the worst it's not a bad thing. Yeah, you're the worst. It's not a bad thing. Yeah Lucas do you think you're you're you're in that top three the worst I

Mean, I would say no, but my opinion doesn't matter for it. You're the worst Don't be so humble you're in it. Yeah, so put yourself in this man's shoes in my apartment building Okay, tried to change his water filter on his own Which led to a bunch of people's bathroom ceilings leaking, including mine. But one person the person directly below him whole apartment flooded. Oh my god, they need to get out. What do you? How do you express your your apologies sufficiently? If you're that man? I don't think you you can I think you have to move. You have to pay for their move. I don't think you can. I think you have to move. I think you have to pay for their move.

I think, no, you have to move. No, I think you have to move out, right? Yeah, he has to move out. Nothing against him, but he has to move. You have to move out. But he also has to pay for their move. I think he has to fund their move. I'm fine.

It's no problem. These are all rentals? All rentals. So it kind of matters. Is he allowed to change it himself or was he I don't think he was supposed to. You have what he was doing clearly. Whoa. And what kind of **** my **** up too. Have you talked to him? I haven't seen him but I heard the person who

got flooded. It was devastated like crying hysterically. I don't I don't blame him. Whoa. How long have they been in this apartment in a while? I don't't know I would not be able to leave my apartment show my face if that was me that's right I don't think I could boy witness protection I just got a text does big T live in your building yes big T just text me said can I come talk about the flood? Oh, yes Yes, yes I hope he was a no he is very okay now. I need to hear yes, can I come talk about the flood? I still don't have a floor oh Victim to yeah, oh

My god talk about the flood is great. That sounds like old like Great flood metaphorical Yeah this town before the flood he's our grandfather Totally off the hook like the building's not helping anybody They did like they had to redo my see bathroom ceiling Helping the person who's I would I would imagine how do you crazy? What did the flood happen? This was over the weekend, so were they out of town? So he changes water filter and walk out team might know big tea get in here. That's what we want to talk about the flood

Oh, he's angry. He's got an angry walk This feels like an episode of Springer. Okay, wait, so Big T, you were affected by the flood? I live next door to the flood guy. What? Oh no. So, Sunday morning, I woke up and one of my pillows had fallen on the floor. I pick it up and it soaked.

And I'm like, did I spill a bottle of water? Look down at my floor, there's an inch of water. What? Whole apartment. So they came, ripped my entire floor out. I still don't have a floor. The guy next to me apparently was installing a bidet, from what I understand.

Oh, that's a lot. Oh my god, that's so much worse. And at 1 in the morning. What? And flooded his apartment, my apartment, the other one next to us. It apparently went down a couple floors. I'm on the 19th and it got me. Okay. So I'm on 23. Holy shit. So I guess it went down at least four floors. So wait, so he was actively doing it while the flood was happening. He didn't need to alert anyone? The flood occurred

at 1 a.m. I don't know if that's when he was installing it or if it happened later I don't know So they're supposedly replacing my floor today, and I've got a meeting at 5 o'clock with like the office to talk I'm going scorched earth. Oh We're getting we're getting free rent this month. We're getting new rugs. we're getting everything. I'm coming for it all. Do you know the dude who did this? No, and he just moved in like a week ago. Oh no!

He just moved in. He tried to do a bidet? Yes. Fuck that guy. Yep. He's gotta move out. Just so he can wash his ass? I've considered-

I stand by that. What a red ass. I'm on that guy's side, like, needing the bidet. I've thought over the last- About the last flood the whole fucking apartment. Do I go over there and try to I Don't know. I hate him so much that it's like I don't even know what I do But yeah all-time piece of shit this guy if he's he has to be hysterically apologetic I hadn't even hadn't said a word Yeah, I think the only the only

retribution is we got to waterboard his ass. Yeah. You wanted a bidet and we waterboard his ass. Yeah. That sounds fair. Yeah. Shoot a fire hose at his asshole. But like nobody you found out by accident like nobody started going door to door being like. So I woke up at like 730 immediately found out I called down to the front desk they're like oh so it got you too. Okay. We know we're coming And I was like it was I was so mad. I don't understand how that happens I've installed a bidet like yeah, I don't yeah something about he fucked up My moved a lot, and I put up a day and when I move like the Titanic

I don't get how it was I mean turn the waterline off. Yeah, I don't know what he did That's a terrible way to wake up. Oh the worst should be like so all time Yeah, the worst of all time then the elevators are broken and all your shit was all your shit like fucked Yeah, it ruined some shoes My rugs oh you were saying you just bought those off whiteswhites for $3,000. I did. I did say that. God damn it. That's right. Yep. Well, hopefully when you talk to him you can tell him about the off-whites. I know. And this guy's very, very lucky it didn't get to my PlayStation. Oh! We would have had. I would have been knocking on his door like we would have had a fisticuffs

You got your season saved Buddy has no idea how to get in it Holy shit. Yeah, that's crazy What if like you go to confront him and it's just he's really meek and apologetic and he's like I Feel terrible. I feel as you should Accident you should that's the bare minimum. That's how you you would you would not be like, uh, all right Or you know, there's I don't think there's anything this guy could do that would make me like feel bad Okay, what if he was like, uh, my father was a plumber. Yeah, his name is Mario

If he was like, uh, my father was a plumber. Yeah, his name was Mario Then I'd want to talk to his father because he raised a piece of shit son Who doesn't know how to know of a day? What if he's like and my dad like he was never home He was fighting this crazy Like dinosaur turtle hi dad, then it would make sense why you became such a it's like all I ever wanted To do was be like my dad, right my uncle Luigi I think he might have just climbed into the pipe trying to go yeah, I never I never got to see him and All I want to do is make right and put in this dinosaur turtle hybrid stole his yeah, right? Yeah Is this a over and over an ode to a classic? Right? I didn't know Mario have a son

I guess the kind of asexual right? He's trying to get to the peach For peach and Luigi just didn't get any Luigi's just helping yeah No, I think Luigi was gay It's a gay brother, uh, but yeah, that's crazy. I I'd be so mad Yeah, new guy on the 23rd floor piece of shit. It's what if he's a yak listener then now he knows That we're coming for your ass now. He knows how close he was to getting it. I hope that He's got a move has to that's what I was saying like you can't well, they gotta kick him out

You can't be the guy that knows are they gonna is he gonna get like sued by the building cuz he's caused has to be $100,000 of damage I would hide my rent insurance. He's got a run. Yeah, he would if it was like a maintenance manager that it'd be a different story It's obviously all the building but the building is gonna go after well They when they came in on Sunday morning they were the workers were pissed they were like he should have had us do this we could have done it in two minutes cuz you can't do it right they have to do it I think and I think that's part of the least two is that you're supposed to have them install shit like that so he will rightfully get

sued for a lot damn but yeah I'm hoping to have a floor today well all right Brandon said he could stay at his place in the meantime. Okay, cool. Too far out. I just wanted to vent. No, that was good. Yeah, it was good context.

The fact that it affected you too. Otherwise, anybody that ever wants to come vent, I think we'll welcome them. Who wants to vent about something? Yes, someone got a problem? Despite being bi, Luigi hates being called gay, especially by Mario. He used to suck up ghosts?

He does. He does suck up ghosts. That's a fact. That is a fact. Yeah, he's the guy out there that looks like fights in disguise. This would have never happened if we were a proper country and had bidets on all toilets already.

Just want to say that. I've tried. She's falling on deaf ears in this room, I know. But no, no. It's a crusade that a handful of us are on. It's a superior way of living. Pat just put one in his office bathroom, and I want to go home now and look and make sure it's not

flooding our hole first floor Don't make sure your hole yeah check first floor is not flooded mm-hmm Dude floods are bad. I agree Chase even also agree Still I mean I just like I laugh about it every couple months yeah Hundred year flood hundred year flood no problem got a great deal on my house bang was it six months is how's laughing how long was it after you bought your house four years I think that they have five years they have to boat you out yeah postcard they came they didn't I sent them away I mean we were pretty close. You were too proud for it

It started to recede a little bit Were you when you walked away from your house were you ankle deep in water? No, we we we rode it out you never abandon ship did not okay That's legit damn Damn right. Damn right. Can you do the high noon ad read? We'd love to. We'd love to tell the people about how it's time to load up the ice and break out the oversized long games because the high noon end zone pack is here. It includes limited edition fan

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Today. Yeah. Wow. We should all celebrate and stall. Yeah. He's 35. I think the pants for his jersey that he was lusting after are going to arrive soon, too. I bought those.

Nice. So I got the whole uniform now. It's pretty good. You're going to run out of space in the museum pretty quick. Okay. Well he's 35. 35 I think. He strikes me as like simultaneously 27 and 47. Yeah. But the idea that he's in the middle doesn't make sense. I don't know. I don't like it. There are times like Will's an old man and there are other times. Yeah. Yeah. he's a very very young boy

Yeah, when we do the pro football show His brain just stalls out like once it happened. We taped it yesterday He just got halfway through a thought and just was like I like that looked at me blank and was just like can you help me? I want to normalize that yeah on air just that happens in real life Yeah, you don't know where it's like kind of talking you're like fuck it. What am I saying? I just pick it up somewhere got a pawn on this whole thought Figure it out That's kind of what happened and the is it sci-fi question, right? Yeah, ask him a natural question

Is it sci-fi and he just yeah, you just kind of gave us a blank stare. Yeah recalculating Diggs will still run with the wrong word Instantaneous DOOGS dives in and learns how to swim during the conversation Compton will stay on the edge of the water right Lucas. Give me your phone It feels like DOOGS like knew what he was going to say next before he heard what you said Say you're like he's already got a preload of what he's gonna say next so to seem like it just doesn't make sense as a cohesive conversation did someone just try to call who are we talking to someone sit we have to do a draft. What are we drafting?

I don't know. Danny, could you stop moving so much you're making noise in your chair? I cannot. Thank you. You're setting up the call now? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm hmm. Does it go straight to voicemail Lucas

I'm on do not disturb right now, so maybe turn it off and feel like you could have rectified that before you gave him the phone Maybe Rectified there's a word Is this have you guys seen Severance? No. Sci-fi? Hey, is this Scott? Yes, sir.

Scott, what the fuck's your problem, man? 615 is not the afternoon. Okay, let's be clear. There's no problem. It just doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right when somebody says, Hey, do you want to go get dinner tomorrow night? It's not six 15. There's no way, but let's be clear here. If I say, uh, let's, let's meet up in the afternoon. There's no way we're even thinking about six 15. You're

right. But I would say if you Google it, we're meeting in the middle because Google says 615 evening, but you said, all right, so evening is fine, but your exact tree was, I don't like, I don't like the dance said 615 at night. That's afternoon period. If anything, evening, not night. You said that's afternoon. Okay. But the comments are saying during the summer 615

can be out there because the sun's out. No, that was Brandon. No, no. Where are you? Where are you? Turn into that? Are you calling from Scott? I'm calling from just outside of Nashville, Tennessee. Okay, Scott Mississippi phone number. Where are you from Mississippi? From the olive branch area. It's just out the Memphis. Yeah, Memphis. Okay.

What? Say it Brandon. Do you think it was worth a tweet Scott? Do you think it was worth a tweet Scott? Well, to be honest, I mean, I never envisioned being on the show or getting replies. Yeah, that's a fair counterpoint. Yeah, he just quote treated something the next thing you know know, he's called it we're hollering at him Yeah

Like his voice I think we can agree on evening I like you Scott. Yeah, I like it stood up to the quote tweet This is good All right, so we're on evening all right all right thanks Scott appreciate it man yes thanks appreciate you all right see ya his last all right kind of alpha jubic cat I kind of like Scott I love it I don't know I that was good that was good delightful yeah that was good just put his phone on my chair yeah I don't want it ready kind of phone back you should post do it do it Briana there's a lot of people calling yeah people are starting to text now they know that we have the phone out

that was like five texts in a row you want to do one well they're not they're not getting through there's textinging there all there's a call for oh Eric oh there's a 404 call one of them well it's not I don't it's unlocked it's locked Lucas what's your passcode you can come get your phone Lucas I don't have time to fritter away with your phone. Boy, it's really going off over here, though. 281334. It's like a ludicrous song. 330. 8004. Brandon is fat. That's not.

That was me. That's that's a rude thing to say now you tell me how does no one have any beef it's emailed the whole office and get in here call me back I'm on the way to Chicago and I want to Brandon's pubes like did radio stations used to have the like vent Fridays or whatever where people could like beef so if anyone has something they want to vent about come Fridays or whatever where people could Say if anyone has something they want to vent about come into the act now you ugly southern boy People probably just they're see, you know, we pay we have a bad reputation

I think people think that we always They probably think we're gonna fuck with them. Yeah That is what it is. I wouldn't come in. I should yeah. No, I wouldn't either I should have said like it's not the wet wheel, but then that would have been even more. Yeah, right Or a mouse trap. Yeah, we're not gonna hit you in the balls Corey. We're not gonna make you lay on KB. No well No giggle piles here. Yeah No one's getting molested. What do you got now?

Just a lot of messages for me. What gets Danny Conrad fired up in general? When's the last time you got mad? You seem like a pretty... Yeah, you ever yelled at someone during... Yeah, I can't even picture it. You ever... Church not too tight?

Mmm, that's a good question. I mean, not to run the joke in the ground, but White Sox Dave was someone who could like frustrate me I get more get frustrated. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I'm screaming. You're not yelling at him I'm a bad actor cuz I don't know how you would normally act if you're like in a scene very mad I would just kind of be talking like this but saying meaner things. Yeah What's going on Brandon? My dad has diabetes. Are you worried?

Well, you've got to reply to that one or else you're a dick. What are people saying, Brandon? It's all to me. Yeah, give it to us. They know you have the phone. You're live on air holding the phone in your hand, I think. I think that's the...

Your hair looks nice. This show stinks. Oh, nice. So we know the hair looks nice. Brandon, so it's the big cat, but I don't see. Call me pussy. Oh, nice. So we know the hair looks nice. Brandon shows the big cat, but I don't see. Call me pussy. Okay, you're a pussy. Oh, no. Brandon's too fat. Roll tide.

Oh. Show them titties. That's Cory from Barstool. Cory Rutledge? All right. Somebody just sent a picture of me. All right. Somebody else take it here. Can I hold it while we take a shot on my legs? Let's see what people will say if you hold the phone. What are the people going to say?

All right, KB's got the phone now. It's all going to be great stuff for him. KB's got the phone. Just play hot potato. Is it still Brandon for now? It might take a minute to catch up. Boy, they are just coming in. Yeah.

Lucas, we're not gonna start this thing again with your phone, though. I appreciate that. Thank you, guys. Yeah, no worries. That doesn't mean everyone should pile on because it's the last time now. Yeah. Well, he's producing again tomorrow. Brandon is Alan Jackson, a top-five singer Mississippi State sucks. I printed hates Alan Jackson. I'm not a big Alan Jackson guy sass b-walk fishing Okay fair

EFW CFB. Thank you. You remind me of anger from inside out That puts out or as my friend a scumbag all of Iowa hates you titties for the way. What is the puss out of my friend? I don't have the phone anymore guys. I've been telling you how strong you look for. Oh, here we go Okay, here we go, I'm gonna so are people just thinking that we're gonna fuck with them What that from that email? I don't know. It didn't seem very like that. It seemed very serious. All right, what are you fired up about? I was having a good day Thursday, great day. Five minutes ago, Jacob walks in the Mostly Sports Studio.

And my day is ruined now. Oh, just his existence? Went like that to my knee. What? Oh We recreate it. All right, you're saying I'm sitting I'm you I'm sitting the mostly sports studio What does he do walk in and show me I need to see this. All right, I'm blotman No, you're fine. You're fine. Just you got to do it just you got to do it. No hit do it do it. You have permission. You have to do it. Permission to touch my knee. We have to understand. Full permission full permission to touch my neck his knee. It was like it wasn't doing how he did it. No then I'm going to be more fired

up. No no no no. You got to do That's we have to understand what it is that happened The whole vent session come on Now well, maybe you can go on quick picks and vent there After this the post vent yeah Okay Alright, here we go Give me the real thing Blutman. I'll be upset. Oh, we have Jacob here. All right Get in here I can see where that would ruin your day. No, that's bullshit. Yeah, that's bullshit. What you say to him

Yeah, that's bullshit. What you say to him? Said very quickly Wait Nikki smokes wait a second Jacob come here. What did you why did you touch his? He is go sit over there some Mike over here be honest, and then I want to hear from you Nikki Do you regret we got to know the whole thing Brandon? Can you tell him what happens you touch another? Why would you slap his knee? Yeah, shockingly nothing. I did not slap his knee It was closer to a caress out of French. I come to big It's a big cat we got to see exactly how you did it do not lie also caressing doesn't sound much better All right, Chris do whatever you do Oh my

Apologize I'm sorry Liam. Oh my god. That is a day runer Why you gonna say do I need to put in a rule that you're not allowed to touch other people's knees? No, I just did I didn't think it would be a big deal. I didn't I didn't expect that's a big this is You don't touch another person's knee Jacob, this is gonna be on the on-name show I know I mean maybe maybe Their shoulder. Yeah, they're shoulder maybe elbow possibly, but even that I'd have to see it. Yeah bad day knee Worst day for me so what where could we touch you without you Liam from the bottom of my heart I apologize dude it's fine don't you ever do it again yeah good good vent yeah I'm out here no Liam good vent all right

Jacob you can wait stepping wait. Stopping up. Blubman, I have a question. Come sit back down. Jacob, you can be dismissed. Brandon's the kind of guy who goes to the kitchen before the bathroom. What does that mean? That's just somebody trying too hard to be funny is what that is. Yeah, I don't get that at all. Yeah, that's. That was it. Yeah, I didn't get that at all. Yeah. That's that was it. Yeah. I didn't have a question. Yeah. He just made you Grandpa Simpson. Yes. Big fantasy week this week. All right. My

cracked staff of the Evo and Blutman dying to get in here. All right, let's go. Let's hear your beef. By the way, we've we have a theory that you're Some something's up. I'm cooking. Yeah, cuz you've been kind of like to quiet under the radar this week, and we don't know what's up I just I've been locked in oh and what trying to grow pitch picks well. We're on our soccer shit We got champion pitch picks picks, but we already have quick picks well. This is soccer. This is there. Oh yeah It's such a space. What's the what's the well the field's called the pitch? What's every year in America? What's yes? I thought that was a baseball. Is this your kit right here? Yes my game day tracksuit Okay, first order of business on pitch picks has changed the name. Yeah, okay I'm being honest that no no I'll listen to you. You're you you're like soccer do pardon my pitch picks

my soccer pardon mostly of my Pitch picks pitch picks. Yeah, there's got to be a better because that does sound like baseball Really? Yeah I feel like the term pitch vital America vital part of baseball I guess that's true kick that would be funny if you like took calls and everybody's just calling asking about Like how many strikeouts we think Paul? Yeah, like goddamn it soccer. It's broke down the entire EPL board and at the end They're like alright, and I got Shane Bieber over five

Yeah, alright, so what's your so you've been locked in on pitch picks yeah, so that's why you've not Been like something's up Well, the dolphin season is just over. Yeah, who was brain dead like he's absolutely cooked, but that's not what I came in I also have a theory on that Skylar Thomas has got to change his number. Yeah, 19 is a terrible Johnny United's that's it Yeah, no, but I think Skylar's gonna be good. I think the Dolphins are gonna have a good game on Sunday They might even win out I think scatters gonna be good. I think the Dolphins are gonna have a good game on Sunday. They might even win out

Over but they are very much alive this week, okay Then they would be two and one. Yeah. Yes, and then they'll lose the next four or five and we'll be back on correct Oh a two and one they're very no, they're not they're dead The line opened at six. It's at four and a half now. They're dead right now and after they win They're gonna be even more dead. Yes, okay, that's that makes total sense It's a week to week thing you guys should know but it's not we're dead. You've already declared them dead. They're dead They get a big way or dead in the big picture. They're very much alive on Sunday. Okay, so what's okay? Here's my event. I go to sweet green yesterday, which is like a bougie version of Chipotle I go to sweet green yesterday, which is like a bougie version of Chipotle. We all know what's

why you mansplaining. OK, but also what a way to describe that job of man. Chipotle at all. It's not Mexico. Well, it's like they all they scoop. It's like a high class McDonald's in a bowl. I think bougie salad. No, Chipotle is a fucking Mexican. I have to say it's a salad version of Chipotle.

Establishment where they shoot rice and put it in a fucking Mexican place. You're about to say it's a salad version of Chipotle, not a boost version. It's an establishment where they scoop rice and put it in a fucking bowl. I was more clear on what sweet green was before that. Yeah. Now I feel like I've been ordering sweet green. Where's my burrito? Can I please, Ben? OK, all right.

So I go there, and they have wild rice. And I love their wild rice. It's very delicious. I go, can I have wild rice, please? The guy opens it up. He goes, we're out of wild rice. I'm like, all right, do you have any in the back? He's like, yeah, but it's cooking.

It's not ready yet. But behind them, they have this to go stand and it's loaded with rice and everything I need. I'm like, well, can I just get that, that rice back there? He goes, oh, that's for to go orders only. I'm like, what are you talking about? He said, it's prepaid for, I said, I'm in your are you talking about? He said it's prepaid for I said I'm in your restaurant I am about to pay for this food. Why can't you just give me a scoop of that rice from the to-go area? I don't know why all these restaurants are so that's a very high

Yeah, yeah, it's very quiet. It's a walkover scoop the rice put it in my bowl and like boom. That's it like For the fucking bowl you express this frustration to him. I'm not like that grab his neck. No, I know I was just trying to like How do I like I was asking him questions to make him realize how dumb he sounds and then he just still didn't get What I was doing. I'm like, yeah, there's there's no it's a fair complaint. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Like I'm here. I'm in your store I'm about to pay for it. Give me the rice that I want The problem is a place like sweet green I feel like they train the staff to just do their job and nothing outside the box Right. I mean but still like that's just common sense

The systems in place at fast casual places do drive me crazy. Yeah Yeah, you should always be giving priority to the people dining in now. I agree delivery people I agree and then and then Chipotle there's always like I love Chipotle Are you talking about the non bougie sweet cream? Yes, exactly Yeah, these these motherfuckers never put signs on their front door like they're like Oh, we're taking cash only today and then you go up there and all you have is a credit card or vice versa And they're like, oh no cash only card and you have cash But you don't have your card and then you get up there and it's have is a credit card or vice versa and they're like oh no cash only card And you have cash, but you don't have your card, and then you get up there, and it's like what the fuck

It's a good complaint. How often is that happening all the time? There's always some bullshit going on with Chipotle, and I fucking Chipotle. I'm on your side smokes always some bullshit These people need to figure it the fuck out Yeah, that's my vent okay. What uh what's the final score the arsenal game today? They play at 2 o'clock I think they're gonna win 1-0. It's going to be under? Yeah, I like the under. Why?

Because Italian teams only play defense, and Arsenal's got a big game on Sunday against Man City. So I don't think they're going to come out blazing. OK. Yep. All right, thanks. Thanks. All right.

Thanks. That was a good complaint. That was a good complaint. Thanks, Beasley. Yeah, I felt that's what this is. I like the energy of someone who has that, where they're like, I've been wronged. I need to get it on. Well, once they start, you can see them reliving it.

Yeah. And they really get. Yeah. The trauma of the bougie Chipotle. Pitch. What is it? Pitch pitch? Pitch pitch. My my ration Rudy what about kick picks kick it would be better kick it would make more sense I'm gonna I'm gonna trademark it this way can't use it you just can't do the name that like I know they say that in England but who calls it a pitch here yeah can I can they ever be taken seriously since they always call it soccer?

And they'll never naturally be able to call it football. I think that's the only way I can dig them seriously What if they name their show football guys? That's actually a great idea Like that every time what about what about surf and turf? Surf and turf works clean shot cuz turf pitch Yeah, the worst name for a podcast ever surf and turf Surf and turf market was there NFL podcast sir turf

What was Willie Colon and Stephen Che had an NFL podcast called surf and oh this isn't a No, I just I didn't have it represented the football turf surf represented Called surf and oh this isn't a joke no Represented the football turf surf represented was it the Dolphins or No Okay, I thought you're just saying shit brand surf represent. I don't remember why we came to that what? We changed it shortly thereafter. What was it was just a general football podcast was it a fantasy was it a no team specific what was the sir what was it what was the sir what was the conceit of the podcast it was it was like longer for like 30 45 minute interviews it would change it to go that's not longer for like six six months if that so you interviewed

football players yep longer form so it was surf and turf where we interview football players long for 30 minutes the longest form I don't know if I'd have the what was the answer that was too long was it something to do with the internet browsing the Internet is how bad the name is we don't even know why? This is like six years ago Es erf who is the producer Colin Cooper I Gotta know why it was called surf JK his latest I Forgot I think it was like we were creating graphics for it and then

We can we need to comes like a middle ground or something like that And he wanted something that was like Buccaneers theme and I was like I don't I don't want that because it's gonna be full league you didn't want that no wow I don't remember why we had it like a million different names I don't know why we settled on that one but you know we changed it fairly quickly real our morning the inaugural episode of surf and Turf podcast will set sail. And I couldn't be more excited to bring this show with my co-host Super Bowl champion. What was the surf?

Where are you setting sail? Surf and Turf. We're talking about Surf and Turf, the NFL podcast with Shay and Willie Colon. Long car that it was. Oh, I forgot about that. and we're saying it's the worst name thing. We've had worst name things. Yeah. Morning sunshine was a good name. That was a good one. Bad show. Good name. Terrible show. Yeah. I like that show. Everybody liked that show. Yeah. What

happened? Got canceled. People's egos got too big. Yeah. Some people thought they were bigger. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, people smoking and toking or whatever. Yeah. Or had never gotten any ads ever. Oh, damn.

So it's just taken up a lot of resources. We just did it because it was COVID, and we wanted something to do at home. And then when everybody got back in the office, we actually can't fucking stand each other.'s what it was so we'd be in person didn't want to be in yeah it's fine though it buffers buffer people how fascinated would you say you are by twins just like the existence of twins basically the exact same and very yeah on day to day not but when I think about it really like sit and think about

They have a when you hear the city worries about like the like adult twins who still I have event Go ahead because I just saw them. I've talked about them on the show I probably bring it up like every few the sailor twins the twins who married the twins the identical twins Oh, yeah, and a baby at the same time so those those kids are technically twins. DNA is the same. They're brothers. They're brothers by DNA. They're actually cousins by like how we would conventionally think about them. But the DNA says they're the exact same person. Every post they do just makes me angry inside. They just, they had one yesterday that just, it's like the S-A-Y-L-E-R twins. I don't know if you can find, like, you ever like hate follow somebody?

Oh yeah. Kind of pedally? So do they, oh they wear the same outfits? They make me crazy. There's the latest one I saw yesterday was the, cute boys, it's not their fault. But their posts are just so weird. The brunette to my blonde. Well you're literally the blonde to my brunette

yeah what was that all their posts are like this and I oh that's a lip sync I guess but everything they do just makes me crazy for some reason and I they popped up did they get hate no maybe start giving them I might Maybe start giving them some I might Get it because she was born a few seconds earlier than the other one I This is like 2004 clothing that was awful. Yeah, it is it's awful and I follow every I see every post Tell me how crazy or not. This is Barstool chief has dated four different twins like what's what didn't didn't go in what you would have been crazy yes

for well it would have been weird or suspicious three crazy for unheard of Charlie that is crazy impressive win Wow he's got a type Wow I know he did we had a lot of twins in my school I never really understood why we have one a lot of sets of twins. I'm like more than five Oh, yeah, yeah, like I'd say double digits. We had triplets. I don't triplets. Yeah, I don't there's something in the water No We have the Henet twins they were good athletes

Hey, this is the surf and turf podcast. It's gonna be a weekly NFL based show. That's gonna be interview Hey, this voice we're gonna be bringing you a lot of stories and uncovering a lot of good material that Networks that are kind of in bed with the league aren't going to touch You've seen him on get up you see my first take he gives a lot of great insight from your day's play Why is it surf and turf? He was best friend Sean Taylor. I'm telling you a lot of good stuff coming up this interview weekly We're also gonna be diving We can't figure it out stuff coming up this interview. Weekly, we're also going to be diving into a few topics that- What's the surf part? We can't figure it out. Was that on two speed or three speed?

We talked about it. I can't remember. That was 1.25. I think it was the bucks. There was no Buccaneers in the artwork. I remember protesting that. While y'all looked that up, I was at a bar last week just hanging out all cool. Then what happened? This woman came up to me and she's like Brandon. I said, yeah, that's my name and she said can I ask you a question? I said, yeah, you can ask me what she said. Does pussy taste like pumpkin pie? And I said don't ask me no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it!

no damn question like that. I never had no pumpkin pie. Kick it. Yeah. Sorry, I told you. Brandon, when's the last time you've talked to like an extremely old and incredibly conservative southern black man? Hmm. Good question. All right. Because I had an Uber driver yesterday and it was the best. I haven't talked to a conservative, I talked to my friend, NotBuckyCox, two hours ago and asked his permission to interview Hulk Hogan. We had asked for permission.

He said fine. But I haven't run across a super concerned, I haven't been in Mississippi recently enough to have spent time with a very conservative old black man. I've seen him in my life but not since Trump became a thing. So I'm sure they're there. I would like to, I'd like to. The one I had kept saying like, oh my black brothers and sisters in Tennessee, I'm gonna vote for no Kamala Harris. You listen to me now, hear me now, do you hear what I'm saying vote for no Kamala Harris you listen to me now hear me now do you hear what I'm saying now he kept saying do

you listen to me now my brothers and sisters in Florida I'm gonna vote for no Kamala Harris you hear what I'm saying listen to me I like talking constantly I'm saying listen to me now do you hear what I said now like an auctioneer as if you have any other choice but to listen yeah you're trying to hear what I said you're in the listening oh oh yeah titus is back in the beef there we go who's the guy that say that that uh with the guy that who played college basketball yeah we have yeah this one for titus man yeah I just said was a dick. That's why I had to ask yeah Yeah, no, we don't we don't fuck with Titus there damn damn

No matter how many times he gets told my name. He always seems to forget it Show that's what's wrong with the kids these days. They don't respect the elders. Oh You're older older than that I think you meant whoa breaks news just two minutes before it was already still he said that's oh yeah, Tate We got a beef. He said that's what's wrong in kids I also loved chef all week chef to put it chef sir was making it seem like woge died. Uh-huh. Yeah That was that was one of the same Tates come an event about how Patbaf hates Titus

Take you got a vent. I do I'm in a pickle. I wonder how you guys would handle it. Okay. My building Hired a new doorman. Okay after hours flooded No, he's a older Caucasian gentleman, okay And he has this new policy where I live like downtown downtown where he locks the doors when there's like when it gets a little dark out. Yeah. I mean, and he doesn't know what I mean. Nighttime you know what I mean.

You said that. You know what I mean? I need. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. I need to be said. Yeah, I get after 10 o'clock. Yes. It's dark outside. He didn't know whether to call it night or evening. Yeah.

All right. Reset. Anyways, so this weekend is having a couple of times now, but this weekend, Lucas and I came back from the first pitch and it was late. Do you guys live together? He lives right next to me. Okay, got it. And so he goes his building, I go into mine. And it's also was it Mexican Independence Day this weekend? Yep. Very much. Yes, very much. He I knocked on the door because it was locked and he said that he gave me the hold

on as there was a bunch of people outside. I was like, no pay rent here you live here let me in and he goes we're waiting until the streets are clear so now i'm in like a pickle of you can't get at your own place i can't get in but also like now what am i going to do like call the building manager no i think what you need to do is you need to ingratiate yourself with this guy You need to like get him a donut or something or buy something like you know I go I got extra this and then he'll always remember your face and he'll but what will he do? I he'll then start opening the door for you. I disagree. I think you gotta call the building manager It's happened it's happened a handful of times. Yeah, no that you can't get in your own building Should be able to get into your building, correct?

Oh, that's unacceptable. That's a weird and I hate to be like a big baby finance But like I'm paying a lot of money to live. We're not fixing that with a doughnut We're fixing that with I could fix it. We're gonna rat on him like a big Are you positive he knew for a fact that you lived in that building a thousand? Why don't you have a key for that door? Why don't the people great question live there? It's a key. It's a he closes down though. Whatever. This is the Revolving door That's like a the entryway the foyer It's really put that is like a big see why I said it is in the capital no revolving all right. It's a revolving door

Oh, a rotunda is the entryway you just said that you're describing the revolving door. All right. It's a revolving door. A rotunda is the entryway. You just said that. You're describing the revolving door. Yeah, I'm saying that not the I'm saying once you step in there's oftentimes like a big domed area that's that's the rotunda. Well point being the last thing I want to do on earth ever is like call customer service or like go knock on the building manager's door, but I think I have to. Are you telling me you're locked out of your own home correct that I pay? 2800 through no fault of your own yeah, that's that's say you have like an infant and his reasoning is it's too dangerous outside to open the door

Well Brandon you said he's like it's too dangerous you stay out there Hey come in real quick. You're like yeah, try try that be like yeah, I know it's dangerous That's why I want to get my home. Yeah, let's see telling you this through the glass He I was there that's probably having five times one time I was with someone else and they bitched him out as soon as you open the door They're like this is fucking ridiculous like you we pay you to guard the door not to for the to lock the door is he short He's a little shorter. It's like a college bouncer having a power trip over letting in like nemesis frat boys or something Yeah, that's power trip thing for sure well Brandon said he could stay at his house next time if that happens again

I think you got to just become friends with this guy. I'll try it. That's the that's the move I would take cuz like if you're if you have a door a Door man, I'm trying to think I had... Yeah, yeah, in Brooklyn I had one for a couple years. And you just become friends with them and then they just kinda treat you a little special. Yeah, they'll let you into your own place. They'll let me in.

Again, you're trying to win over this man who wouldn't let him into his own apartment. You gotta... Oh, but... Blood alone moves the wheels of history, boys. Big Cat's right though, maybe he's looking to get his palms greased, and you're not doing it Maybe he let in the fucking all that of how many people need to die out in those streets before he lets us in our building You should stage a murder right outside the door and then I don't hate that days of murder you should commit a murder

Yes, yeah commit a murder Guy knows you your you're not a bitch correct yeah all right are you amidst any feuds right now no I'm keeping my hands clean okay I don't feud anymore you're definitely with Indiana. No, I already talked about that. I what do you point out? I didn't get any. Oh, you need me to back you up. This is an attack in guy. No. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Listen, I'm sympathetic to the Hoosier football life, dude.

I can't. You're feuding. I like I like to get a little bit of food. Yeah, you know, you're currently feuding. That's definitely happening right now It's good for you though. It's fun feud. Are you more worried about any of your? Bets having to happen. Um, I will say there's more this season There's been some big upsets like I think Notre Dame fans would have made a big bet Before the Northern Illinois game, so no, I don't feel concerned. Who are you most worried about?

Indiana? No. What was the Indian one? Watch Hoosiers for 48 hours without sleeping. Oh, I've done that. But also we're going to be fun. I've done that for fun. Yeah.

I did that growing up all the time. Purdue. Purdue's the toughest. Yeah, Purdue's the one he's worried about. Purdue is the one that I don't think. Aren't they horrible? Did you get past the white bronco? Yeah, got past that last week. This week is the flight license one

Should be fine. I made a couple graphics for it. I'm not sure which one to tweet because people got pissy last time All right All right, I got I got one of my guys on it on the surf and turf You guys are trying to figure out why it was called. I got one of my guys on it What one of my guys on it? What guy could you possibly what I got a guy? What does on it mean? It just we got the guy who made up the name right there The surf is really confusing channel surfing. I got a guy on it. What do you want me to say? I got a guy on it.

But the guy is right there. Che is right there. I know and he's been no help. Yeah, I mean it was a very long time. I will try and think of the reason. I feel like this should be something that you don't. Was it S-E-R-F like your poor and Willy clone? Come on, Kate.

Jesus Christ. Kate, that's not even. That's a terrible terrible joke. Yeah, that was bad. You gotta be fucked. I'm not even gonna be fucked. Like you're poor and Willie Cologne come on Kate Made that while you were gone Kate. Oh you did That exact oh I got the Dukes touching Kate K Adams Adams such a dude. Where do I send it Lucas? Do you need his number again? Lucas Jamie said it's your number Lucas what's up? I have the K Adams Lucas. Have you been paying attention? I don't have my Phone on me. So what do you have it to me? Yeah, do you have it to your TJ me?

What happened to your phone? You guys have it still. Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, you need it or something? Oh, she came and got it. Our bad. Our bad. Yeah, I got a guy on it. So we're going to get a guy to get it. I got VP at Big Cat Corp. He's my watchful protector.

I think it was Bucks. It had to have been. I can remember it now. But even that doesn't... It doesn't make sense. But he's so adamant that there was no Bucks at all. Buccaneers were not surfing. In the surf...

Yeah. Buccaneers might have surfed. There's no way. Never? They didn't have the technology. Hawaiians surfed. You don't think there were Hawaiian Buccaneers? No. Well I'm all out. Vita Ve? Who? I know he's Samoan.

You're talking about Moana, the movie? No, Vita Ve. Tina Fey? He was the chicken? No, Vita Ve is the defensive tackle for the Bucs. I think he was the chicken. You're not an NFL game. Here's the chicken. Oh my god. I think it was... He. You're not an NFL game. Here's a chicken. Yeah. Went to the University of Washington. Here's the chicken.

You're thinking of, um. Hey hey. Hey hey. And what was the pig's name? Bacon? I don't know. Who was the pig's name? What was the pig's name?

The pig didn't have a name, did it? Crispy Bacon. The video's being weird, so I can't do full screen. All right. So just make sure you don't talk. Yeah That was I don't even know if she made He went out of his way to be like she touched me yeah, she touched my shoulders hardly a poke that was not even close We don't have conclusive evidence that there was touching but I mean I it also makes sense that Dukes would just have that wrong It isn't not touching very Duke saying to just completely.

I did not touch her, didn't I? What did you talk to Hogan about wrestling mostly mostly wrestling? Yeah, yeah, good. That's what I would suggest wrestling and being Hulk Hogan yeah and beer and he's got a new wife remarried yeah oh did he marry someone who looks like his old wife I don't know we did I didn't ask about the new wife talk about the movie did with three ninjas I did not yeah that's good you stayed stayed clear of that. I did. Did you stay clear that? Uh huh. What else did you do? Oh,

it's just talked about 30 minutes. He he liked it. He were I I ended it after 20 and then he said, I'm having fun, brother. Let's keep going and I said, okay and we kept going. Did you ask him how people react when they don't call him by his stage name and they call him by his given name? Um what when they call him Terry? They call him Terry, yeah. He seemed fine with that? Yeah. Did you ask him what he was spray painting on the side of that trailer when he when it was an N? Well that was W.O. I think. Oh I've only seen the start of it. W.O. yeah yeah. He was really he was really cool. I don't know. Oh oh oh Donnie yeah this one last yeah oh hell yeah. Rancid brothers this is a wet wheel. No you will be on

the water on it could be. I did follow up the email saying it's not wet wheel. That's why I saw the second email I said I'll come in so now we realize that I have to that was it by everyone who like people dropping in Well, this is more it's advice I have a steam steam room in my shower at my apartment it broke in June and the maintenance of the building's we've Reach out like every two weeks, and they send the same guy with the same tools And he goes I can't fix it and then leaves and then two weeks go by we ask again same guy

Going on since June and like this. Oh, that's awesome But then and then yesterday I sent him back again He goes okay, and he tried a new thing he drilled into the wall in all you know I just hear oh fuck. Oh shit, and then next thing you know now There's a hole he tried to go through to find the pipe Shit, and it goes it connects to my bedroom So there's a hole in my bedroom and just a hole on the outside wall hole in the bedroom and no still no steam room This guy will be two more weeks on come back. How many times is he?

Hey, probably like twice a month since June, so I don't Several times never is it mer. What's that? Is his name burn down? Every time he doesn't say he's like ah shit says ah shit man And then sometimes he's like I'm so busy this we can't comment like he skips it he skips a week or so like a sitcom character Soundplay when he walks in the door it's true But then we have a deadbolt like a going to the outside the alley door and that broke and there was no way to shut our like door going out and I said can you get maintenance here to fix it and they said it'd be three or

four days and I was like it's the door going out so we need to lock so I had to fix I've done more repairs to the apartment than the I'm jealous what a stress-free job to be a maintenance guy who doesn't doesn't fit yeah I don't know what to do though I really want that steam room fix and it's like a big part of the appos it's a nice Having a full steam room is nice to have but we haven't had in four months now. Yeah, I'd be really pissed I'd be pissed. So I like this guy though. I yeah, I mean guys a good vibes guy I guess showing up in like can't do anything do it the same problem every time. I was not expecting Yeah, like until the last time where you put a hole in the wall which didn't do anything besides make a mess

He hasn't done anything different. So how does a steam room work? That's a good question. I don't know It's I think that they have piping in the walls that steams it yeah that steams it But they when they built our apartment I guess they didn't do a great job because they had no access panels So he's like fuck we have to get under the wall But we have no way in and then you should see I have a picture of this like the way he sawed through It is not even a clean cut. He it looks like he did it with a like a box doing a jack-o-lantern Great, but that's that's all I got okay. That's good one very good good Donnie. Maybe our best so far. Yeah

Why we're doing maintenance complaints? I had a guy come to my house last night I'm trying to like in I got a little project. I'm working. It's it's very boring, but uh I Tried to do it myself. I got to a point where I was like yeah I might be in over my head so I called a guy to come do it and he comes in last night and Long story short he's asking to borrow my equipment that I bought to do the project because he's like oh your shit's better than mine He's like can I use your he's like oh you got that shit. Oh, that's good shit Can I use that and I was like you're the he didn't he didn't fix anything He then like looked at the problem is like I can't do this and then he left so I hired I hired a terrible handyman

So you got that was uh, but that was a very funny. He should have the best stuff That's what I was thinking is Donnie was like the guy was like I can't do this But yeah, I sat there last night that the guy was like yeah You know you got the nice you got the nice shit the nice shit I bought over the weekend because I was like YouTubing how to how to do this and I was Randall Lowe's and I Don't know it was like a drill. Oh, it was like a thing to like trace wires in your wall or something I got like a I got like this I bought one this weekend cuz I'm trying to like do some wiring with shit and

The guy was like, oh, this is sick. What you got the nice model Yeah, I got it Oh shut off VP a big cat VP of Big Cat Court. Same same amount of time you probably spend on toilet looking at Instagram. You know, you can spend that really just being a nice guy. And there's being, you know, being being a guy that shows people you care. That's an interesting perspective. Love to hear that. So the elephant in the room, we want to talk about our podcast. So, sir, surf and turf.

That's us. A lot of people surf on turf. Yeah. A lot of people ask on social media, why did we come up with this name? How does this make any sense to football? We can kind of just dive into that really quickly. So when we were narrowing down the names, we came up with literally a list of hundreds of names. We had a few calls. Fumlin Falcons. Yeah.

We had a few calls. We narrowed the list down the things that we kind of had in common were the names that we liked had something to do with football but also that's only do not with football correct and I think that pertains a lot to what type of interviews we have you know we want to talk to the guys on the field we also want to talk to them about what they're doing off the field. Which is important. Very important whether it's you's helping in their community, going to strip clubs, that type of thing.

We're going to be totally unfiltered, totally raw for the people. So I think it's a really positive name. Surf has many different connotations. I'm a big fan. They're on the Gulf Coast. That can kind of be tied in that way. We're an internet company, that type of thing. Surf and turf, kind'm a you know, they're on the Gulf Coast That can kind of be tied in that way, you know, we're an internet company that type of thing Surf and turf kind of a premium meal. We're gonna be living you guys premium interviews

Yes, it's her obviously because I spent a long time in NFL Yeah, I mean you got it. You got a ring to show for it. No, that's pretty nice bank account of short But we're gonna be bringing you guys account of sure but we're gonna be bringing you guys so it's it's the Gulf Coast and right an internet company and Shay doesn't live on the Gulf Coast yeah I tried to steer it away from Buccaneers themed but that was we had so many like back and forth about name it was it was tough process is there good surfing on the Gulf Coast no idea I think it's on the yeah I don't think it is right can you surf anywhere with a beach you can technically yeah but I wouldn't say you would go to the culture yeah

yeah I'm glad we cleared that up I feel good that we cleared that up surfing the internet it was like it's an umbrella term for anything off the turf yeah I do like to that Steven said there was gonna be a raw premium there'd be raw yeah you would did you guys end up getting raw you wouldn't walk raw surfing turf no but they were gonna get raw we got some pretty we got some pretty interesting stories We got picked up by PTI once which was cool, but You the whole point of the podcast was that they don't we're gonna talk about the stuff the networks Yeah, yeah, so PTI picks you up that actually doesn't we that doesn't make me talk about it first

And then it just in the new cycle. I think you knew All the things you're dying to know By the way Dukes has been vindicated a new Dukes video has just dropped. I just said oh, there's a there's a second touching second touching and Boys just sticks her hand down his pants. He got touched touch touch on the. He got touched. Touched, touched. The boy got touched. He can officially go around and say, look at this. Oh, the generation.

I like that. He got touched. And he almost, he like, he put his hand there. Because he was like, oh my god, look at that. Oh, wow, Dukes. That's huge. The boy got touched. That's huge.

W for Dukes in the chat. Enormous. That's good. Way to go. Big touching. All right, so Kyle, you're out tomorrow? Yes. I think Joey Avery comedian is coming by.

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