The Yak - Ebony ROASTS KB's Printless Head Ass | The Yak 7-26-21

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the Yak It's the Yak Yeah, it's time to talk shop We do a Yankee pop It's the Yak It's the Yak Am I gonna talk off of that mic song? Oh yeah

What's up everybody? Welcome to the Yak with Lil Sass and company How's everybody doing today? So we're company. Hell yeah. Big Cat and Rona are out today, so... It's gonna be a disaster. It's gonna be horrible.

We're missing the cerebellum and the cerebrum. What do we have? We got the pituitary gland. Which one's the pituitary? B-team's filling in today. Brandon's the pituitary. I'm the pituitary. I handle the growth on the show.. Brandon's the pituitary. I'm the pituitary. I handle the growth on the show.

Is that what the pituitary does? Yeah. Macho's your growth? I'll be the medulla oblongata, the aggression, the anger, the violence. I'll be the amygdala.

Absolutely would be. Of course. That's any... Y'all running out of brain. Brain parts. Can you think of any? I was going to say I'll be the brain. I honestly didn't even know we were doing parts of the brain.

Zass will be the brain. You do have a god complex. The brains of the show. Owen, what do you want to be I'm good We want to get into our weekends Not really Brandon

New kicks Yeah Why don't we do a review The wild berry pop tarts Uh huh That's exactly what they are Yeah Look at that muscle

Tropical twists You still in the gym or no, Brandon? How much do those cost? Yes and no. Mostly no. Pretty much all no. People say you wearing the ankle socks with the Jordans looks swagless. Well.

They do. So they are saying swagless. And then also when you showed me the picture of those shoes and said, should I buy these? Yes. I said, as long as you wear a dark, nondescript shirt and pants with it. Correct. And so today you wore that. I wore this yes i

also i don't think you should try and match your shirt to your shoes you should i don't give a fuck what you think no but it's clear you tried to do that you definitely no i didn't try to do it i absolutely what i don't think those match in any way yeah the teal is it's off the blue but there's a tiny about i'm telling you't. There's purple in the shirt. There's purple in the shoes. I match. How much did they cost? Say it. I don't know.

$180? That's $18 that young Thomas could have had. Yeah, I was going to ask. Is it hard when Tommy's like, I'm hungry, Dad. And you're like, well, you can eat tomorrow. I've got money for books, too. Daddy's got to buy his shoes. Daddy's got to get his shoes.

Oh, let's get Ebony. Why would the fuck are you walking around like that? Look how long her sleeves are today, too. We're going to have Tommy Walker. Ebony. Ebony. What does she get? She might just not.

Boy, does she scare me. Yeah, you might be biting off more than you can chew here. What? I'm not going to start. You're real sleeved up today, Ebony. God damn. I'm cold. Where your hands at?

Where your hands at? It was not a cute look? No. I'm going to stay like this forever. You're double sleeved. Oh, my God. First of all, I heard you got extra skin. So this is good.

Seems familiar, huh? Seems real familiar, huh? He's got extra skin. You don't have any Brandon You know He's circumcised Are you circumcised Not the correct way I was circumcised Long ways

KB I haven't seen KB I haven't seen a print Since you've been here But anyways Oh my dick He's printless Yeah printless What you looking

What you looking for There's nothing to look at The fact that you're trying Means that there's desire. I try because some days you have your days. Sometimes you look hot. And then some days you look like this. And I'm like...

Wait, what is wrong with this? Cheater, Todd. I don't like it. I have no dick print. Where's the print? You want my dick to show? Look, I got more skin than you do. You have nothing down there.

Ebony, what the fuck did I tell you? When he walked out of his apartment this morning, I said, Kyle, where's your print? I said, Kyle, where is your fucking print? You should be ashamed. I was just like, walk behind me. I can't have printless homies. Don't need a print.

Well, get rid of him because you ain't got no... Don't need a print. Should Brandon have higher socks on? Yes. Okay. Why? Why? Yes She didn't even have to look

Brandon, everybody knows I love you But I've been wanting to tell you that What's wrong with this fit? We're not talking about you You need higher socks I gotta kill myself I have to KB socks

KB KB He doesn't have a fit I don't like You have Like your sneakers are fire But I feel like you need high socks Okay, I I don't like... But you have... Like, your sneakers are fire. But I feel like you need high socks.

Okay, I just don't like to wear high socks. I can tell, because you don't look like you have any socks on. I have ankle socks on. That's for females, Brandon. I like a... I'm a female-footed person. Brandon's got to pick fashion over comfort. Uh-huh.

Break out of your shell. I got a dick print. No, I don't have a print. You don't. You have a... Trust me, you have no print. You have no print. We should all you have no print. You have no print. We should all come in tomorrow with just gray sweatpants on and then just big old dildos in our pants.

We're going to have a print competition. Oh, I'll wear paint. I'll be all print. Do you guys realize what just happened to me? Yeah. Right, yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's been looking for your dick and has yet to find it.

And she knows just where to look. But she did say that you look hot sometimes. And then she can't find the dick and it's not hot anymore. Hot in a dickless way. You know, like a teddy bear. I am done. I'm done. Like a gund.

You are honestly, she's right. What? You got no print bro um just go back to your wrestling days there were too much print and you're trying to get rid of that no there was no i didn't have it back then either damn but you wear a cup when you wrestled my print was at its peak when I was in second grade and had my hernia operation.

My ball inflated. You got really really like intense patterned singlets to distract from your I did. Because you had like one that was just a full scene from Scooby Doo. I did, yeah. Like the entire scene, it was just like, it was a comic on you. Yeah, look at my chest.

Alright. She didn't say anything about, she said I had an uncut penis, which isn on you. Yeah, look at my chest. All right. She didn't say anything about... She said I had an uncut penis, which isn't true. Yeah, that must be going around. That's not an insult. I would have killed to have that said to me. She was strongly implying that you weren't circumcised. Yeah, I really, really am.

Too much. Doesn't sound like it, bro. I thought she said you had too much skin. Like you were too circumcised. No, I'm too uncircumcised. Her sleeves were the foreskin, hanging over the tip of the penis. I look like a tremor's worm. More sensitive.

I have to fight her boyfriend. I have to fight her baby's father. That's two different people. Yeah, she's two. Well, yeah, I have to fight him, I guess, double. At the same time, yeah. I have to fight her baby. Challenge her baby daddy to rough and

rowdy. Ah, yeah, I'm gonna have to. Oh, you're gonna go do it right now? You're gonna go hit Ebony? He's going to go to. Oh, you're going to go do it right now? You're going to go hit Ebony? He's going to go fluff himself or go poop. KB, that's a cool, that's a supportive shirt you're wearing, too. Yeah, I like the shirt.

An interesting color palette there. Can we pan over to him? Yeah. The magic's gone. Enrique Cam is the same camera that we use for us. Wait, what are they high-fiving for? Uh-oh. KB?

There was a clear high-five. What just went down over there? Oh, God. I told her I had to fight her baby's father, and she said, please do, I'll jump in and help you okay that's good now that's even more she showed me a video of her

beating up her sister's boyfriend yeah that was awesome she had a sock and bopper on but she was using her other hand she had one hand behind her back the sock and bopper hand and then the open fist have you guys ever been in a physical fight? I've lost three She had one hand behind her back, the sock and bopper hand. And then the open fist.

Have you guys ever been in a physical fight? I've lost three. Brandon, how many? Ten? Three. Three to five. Does that count the one that happened in the office? That's not a fight.

That's not a fight. You guys overreacted that. I agree. Did you get into a fight with a man on the beach with your family? Oh, no. We didn't get physical. He left. His name is Jeremy. He beach with your family? Oh, no. We didn't get physical. He left. His name is Jeremy. He made my kid cry.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And did you say, I'm the only one that makes my kid cry? Yeah. Didn't say that at all. It was just a verbal altercation. No.

My last fight was probably one in college, two in high school. Yeah. Are you a good father? I'm a great father. Yeah. Epic. Wonderful. Kids, your son is just like reading i can't read uh he just looks at your shoe before he goes to bed is that what he does

turn off the light he can't read him i show him my closet he's under the covers like it's a game boy but he's just under the covers of the flashlight i show him all my t-shirt collection this is why you don't know how to read. I had to have a King Ricky Jr. shirt from 1987. I saw you impulse buy from like the – there's a shirt vendor outside of our office who just – You got the illegal one. They sell one of the Barstool t-shirts. They sell the Danny Dimes. I think it even has the Barstool logo on the back.

Probably. But you bought a wrestling shirt from them. I did. But you panicked like they were going to sell out. You're like, I'll be right back. Don't sell that. She's like, dude, I haven't sold a shirt in months. I sell drugs.

This is a fraud. Didn't you buy 40 Chicago-themed t-shirts for your two-day trip? No. No. 40? No, you've got it wrong. I bought, it was a four-day trip. It was to Detroit.

I bought eight Detroit shirts. I didn't buy any Chicago shirts. I bought Detroit shirts a four day trip It was to Detroit I bought eight Detroit shirts I didn't buy any Chicago shirts I bought Detroit shirts Bill Lambert Isaiah Thomas And you wear them a lot Bill Lambert Are they like good shirts

Or are they like one wear No they're just cheap t-shirts That you pay 12 bucks for Nah these are bad shirts Yeah They're fucking breaking Not bare bottom shirts Dropping apart

But the shirt you bought outside It was a Wrestlemania shirt And had wrestlers on it Right Very It was like An obvious bootleg Because it was a WrestleMania shirt and had wrestlers on it. Right. It was like an obvious bootleg because it was WrestleMania 6. It was the wrong WrestleMania, yeah. And it just had none of the wrestlers that were in WrestleMania. It had WrestleMania 6.

It had Macho Man against Ultimate Warrior. It had the Heart Foundation against somebody. Just completely different WrestleMania. Huh? Shouldn't you have known that when you bought it? Or were you just afraid? I was just so ecstatic to see the WrestleMania logo that I didn't care. Yeah.

And I just bought it now I think it's a curiosity I'm going to wear it for wrestling today you have it on you? now that you mention it no I don't think I do you should have worn a black shirt and black pants with a shirt

why is it such a big deal I wore a shirt with purple in it you're a rainbow you can wear a shirt with purple in it I'm an ally KB is the ally I'm an ally too I wore a fucking shirt with purple in it. You're a rainbow. Right. You can wear a shirt with purple in it, but you've got to wear white shoes. KB's the ally. Look at the back of his shirt. I'm an ally, too. I got rainbow color.

No, no, no. Stand up, Kyle. Yours isn't the full rainbow. Hey, Uncle Phil's black. I'm a double ally. Why come? Your shirt says never stop. That might not even be an ally shirt.

It says never stop exploring in rainbow. What happened to the good days when we could just like rainbows? If you found your sexuality. Well, keep looking. Never stop exploring. I'll try this. Keep looking. I'll try that.

Don't stop there. Kyle, can you turn around? It's about hiking and climbing. No. It's traversing and trekking. That's all it's about. Show the back then because the back of the shirt has a rainbow. This Show the back, then, because the back of the shirt has a rainbow. I'm happy this is who you think you are.

The back of the shirt has a rainbow, then the bottom section of color. All right. We're not roasting my fits. Brandon, you try too hard to match. You're like a sophomore on the first day of school. I wore. That is a sophomore outfit. That's a sophomore outfit.

Too much colors. It means wise, fool, and Latin. I think it's a sophomore outfit. Too much colors. It means wise fool in Latin. I think it's a little too much color as well. The word sophomore. We can roast other people's outfits. I don't want to roast other people's outfits. I believe in building the boys up. That's what I believe in.

Talk about the Olympics. We can build the boys up now. I don't want to build the boys up now. Let's talk about Sass' stand-up. Oh, yeah. He did round three. Did it again? He did round three. We don't need to talk. It was very une talk about Sass' stand-up. Oh, yeah. So he did round three. Did it again? He did round three.

We don't need to talk. It was very uneventful. So was the first one, but you talked about it for 40 minutes. Oh, because people were asking me about it. The first one was better than the second, or the third. The first two were better than the third. That's what they say. You get worse with practice.

So, yeah. You're on a bad trajectory. It definitely did feel like that. There were some very funny moments when uh oh yeah yeah yeah we can talk about that what you went so i was yeah so why don't you tell the story of this sure um so we go and um it was less depressing than you made it well it was at first this one wasn't that bad there's a lot there's like 20 people there yeah um but sass does a joke where he checks his phone and says like oh i used to think checking your phone during a set was like

for a pussy move but i saw ari shafir do it and he drug somebody and that's the least pussy thing you could do and it was like such like a like it was just like a trans like i barely trans joke no trans like a transition like i was just like, I just said it. That's what trans means. I thought it was decently funny. People laughed. And then the host comes up immediately after Sass is set and just goes, I just want to make it clear, drugging somebody is the most pussy thing you can do.

Yeah. It was ridiculous. That was tough. I don't know. I think matching your shirt to your shoes too much is the most. It's tough love. Go put on a black shirt. No, no.

Come back. Nick, why the fuck did you do that? He's getting self-conscious. Yeah, that's fine. He's asking somebody else. Yeah, we have nothing else to talk about now. No, but I thought his set went well. Yeah.

So what was depressing about it? Just the crowd? We get in there. People are sitting at the bar with headphones in. No one's talking. It's very, very silent. It ended up getting better, though. Do you have a box of shirts?

Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Do we have any of the other ones? Medium. Okay. Oh, it looks more like a nugget in person. Oh, that's definitely a nugget.

What is this, small? Oh, large, good. That's the one I asked for. Oh, no, I want that one, Seth. That's the one I want. Oh, I got this one. You're not a large. Yes, I am.

I'll take a large. No, shot. I'll take the large. What do you think I am? How much do you weigh? 115? Why do these shirts like I don't know

why are they great relax yeah oh and then also somebody the person who came up right after sass like bombed very hard

and we left after that and we were walking out and I was like at least I wasn't at least that guy went up after me and then we look up and he's just right

in front of us. He heard you. I think we were on our phones or some shit. Can I have a large of the ones Sass has? I'll go through the box. You can have a large of this if you'd like. Are you changing, Brandon? No.

Is Frank out there? Maybe we can just get a live apology as well, or at least an explanation. What size is that, Owen? XL bit. God damn it. Oh, it smells like... They smell like Elmer's glue, but that's just ours.

The best thing about these shirts is it smells like a Science Project volcano. Oh, it does. Paper mache. Yeah. I would pay extra for that. I don't know what that smell is. I usually do. It's a good smell.

That's a quality. Have we ever been close to a merch bonus? No, I don't think so. So I went to a restaurant. This is the one. I mean, eventually we have to be, right? No, it doesn't. It resets every time.

Really? No. Oh, God. It can't be like a total of how much you sell. Oh, no. So I went to a restaurant and the food was good, but the waitress was ugly. Oh, God. It can't be like a total of like how much you sell. Oh, no. So I went to a restaurant and the food was good, but the waitress was ugly. Oh, yeah. That was the guy's joke after.

That's pretty funny. Wait, what? Dude, he just stood there. He just stood there like this, staring right ahead the whole time. So I went to a restaurant. Food was good. Waitress was ugly. That's funny on its own, but is there more?

No, that was the buildup. It started... It was all one line. It started with better Brandon. What did it build up to? That was the joke. No, at first it started, he went to a restaurant where the food was good,

but the bathroom was shitty. Then he went to a restaurant where the bathroom was good, but the food was shitty. Oh, yeah. And then the punchline was, he went to one where the food was good, but the waitress was ugly. That's actually pretty funny. Is that a punchline? I think that's, I guess

that's a punchline. Brandon, what are your thoughts on ugly waitresses? And his buddy was recording and he would, like, tell him every time to go to the next joke. And it was a very strange dynamic. Oh, there was one where it was like a dude was probably 50 and the whole, his whole set was, like, ripping on his girlfriend.

His girlfriend was there. Who was clearly video recording the set. I much prefer ugly waitresses. Really? Yeah, when you're in a situation where you're married, you want an ugly waitress. You don't want to be staring during... If you happen to get an attractive waitress, you would just fuck her in the face. No, you don't want to be called staring is what I said. Frank, come here.

I guess he was already coming. If you are an attractive waitress, we will stare at your ass. No, I just... Staring at a pussy. Honey, will you stare at her pussy? Honey, I saw you looking at her pussy. Again, Brandon. What?

Frank, do you have anything to say? All right. It was a terrible nugget. That's not. What are the last nugget was the worst? It was different than the other 49. What are the odds of that? I could have went and got another nugget.

Well. I'm going to replace the nugget. Here's the issue. You ate the crispies. Here's the issue. It was the biggest nugget there was. Why don't you take it out first? Because I kept trying to push it to the back

and avoiding it and probably that was a probably that was a mistake. I was actually didn't know if I was going to reach the 50. I didn't know if I was going to reach the 50 and I would have probably tapped out if people would have bet 45.

So you're saying it's our fault for not, our fault for believing in you? Well, shit, you know, 50, you know, it was really a terrible nugget.

I'm going to get him to twerk. I'm going to get him to clap his ass. It really was a nugget that was like, like had, that was full of tendons. It was cold.

It didn't feel like it was fully cooked. It was, it was, it was, the nugget was off. It didn't feel like it was fully cooked. The nugget was off. Have you approached the subject? Could you have used sauce? What?

What did you just say? Have you tried taking legal action with Chick-fil-A? I don't know. On a cooked nugget? Shit's about to go crazy. I don't know. Why is she back? She's back. Hi, Tico.

Hi. But, you know know 49.5 nuggets Rounds up to 50 Nick have you Approached the subject With Big T About clapping his ass yet Or is he still

In the dark about this He knows Subconsciously He knows what he's Lugging around behind him And he knows what I want So that ass is tingling huh We might have to get him in here

Remember when I tried to tickle him Yeah How bad Yeah Did you to tickle him? Yeah. Did you never tickle anybody the other day? No. He decided he didn't want to anymore. Didn't want to. Let's get Big T in here. We got multiple good people to come in and tickle.

It looks like they're doing macro dosing if I had to guess. Can we get Big T? Can you grab Big T? Big T. Big T. Not you, Jack. Big T. The other worst one.

He's coming? Hey, Big T. What's up? This isn't me. This is Nick. Are you actually? What's up? You know what I want.

I don't know what you want. There's room. You know what I want. I don't know what you want There's room you know what I want. I don't know what you want Kyle Climb the top your ass make it drop He said this is out of control That was like the best response we could have gotten. This is out of control. He thought about it for a second though. No, it's not doable.

He's not clapping that ass. Out of control isn't like negative. No, no. Everyone, like that's actually predominantly a positive thing to say about something. Yeah, like this party is out of control. Uh oh. Oh boy. Was I about to say about something. Yeah, like his party's out of control. Uh-oh. Oh, boy.

Was I about to say something? Probably. Check to Avery. You been watching the Olympics? Yes, I have. Even though it's like 13 hours different, it's a little difficult to follow sometimes. What's your favorite sport?

You know what I've like watching so far? The water polo. I like the synchronized diving. So how... I've played water polo. It's a blast. It seems exhausting. It's very hard.

Don't people drown? Don't people die in water polo? It's like a big thing. They should. Yeah, most. I know. It's like people drown playing water polo. This is a recurring theme where we bring up something

you don't know and you're like i think a lot of people die doing that no i was just like i'm pretty sure it's like a you're pretty sure that several people die a year playing water polo and i don't think i said that how many a year people i don't know how many more than one you think more than zero people die a year from water polo? Probably, if I had to guess. I mean, people, more than one person probably dies from most things. But now it's a guess. You said you know. From most things.

What's the back of the shirt say? What's the back of sports? Oh, this is your apology transcribed onto a t-shirt. No, no, no. Did you want the back of that shirt or the back of the shirt? Oh, no. I want to see the shirt. Let me see the shirt here.

Okay, you guys caught me. Yes, I plumbed half a chicken nugget. I was on the verge of puking. I'm sorry, but in my book I ate 50. Let me see the front of it. It's actually a lie. Frank ate 50. Yes, I like it.

It's for sale. Frank, the girl that gave me the box said she's got t-shirts for you as well. Great, great. That reminded me. The deadliest high school sports. Is that cross country? That makes sense. Well, yeah, they die of bullying outside

of the sport. Suffocation in lockers. Water polo is the only female sport to rank amongst the deadliest sports with.42 fatalities per 100,000 participants. I don't know how to do that. Why is that a deadlier sport

for women more than men? It shouldn't be. They're more buoyant. True. Struggle in the water, I guess. We can just see straight, straight, almost to you oh yeah we see Undy

oh those are me Undys yeah we should just start making this like a waist above show there's no reason for everyone to see Kyle seconds that

I know just constantly having to readjust I miss the desk a lot yeah yeah you have to readjust your pants

your dick can have anonymity everybody has bad for a guy like me with big print, constantly having to readjust. This looks terrible, Sass. Yeah, it's odd.

Look at that. Looks like we're in a coliseum. Just a gray corner. I think this is how they used to show TV in the Soviet Union. Oh, yeah? You weren't allowed to see print in the Soviet Union?

It's like Elvis on the Ed Sullivan show. This is way worse. That's where they had the guy down below the chair where if you said something bad against the state, you'd get shot. Yeah? Shit. Now, you're going to Chicago tomorrow? On the road, yep. You are road tripping with Doug's. Yep. First stop is Pittsburgh, PA? Yeah, that's what I'm

thinking about. I heard, I heard, and this is, I know you're a Pirates fan, I heard they vetoed, Frank vetoed going to a Pirates game. He doesn't want to go to a Pittsburgh Pirates game. He doesn't want to be seen at one. Missing out at a good stadium. I didn't veto. I said, if we get there, we'll do it. We'll see how we, we'll see how it goes tomorrow.

I heard you didn't want to be seen in a Pittsburgh Pirates game. No. I went to a Met Pirate game a couple weeks ago. Who are the Pirates playing? I don't know. I really don't know. Probably another National League team. Good guess.

I think they might be playing the Cardinals if I'm not mistaken. That'd be a good one. So how in the women's skateboarding I think they might be playing the Cardinals, if I'm not mistaken. That'd be a good one. Shared vision. So how in the women's skateboarding did a 13-year-old win and a 13-year-old also get on the podium? Two 13-year-olds. I think it's a lower center of gravity. Yeah. I think skateboarders really don't give a fuck if they win or lose.

I feel like that's been a thing, though, for a while. Like when I used to watch the X Games, it was all kids in their teens. I remember some kid who won the... It's the big ramp. Is that what it's called? The mega ramp. He won that. He was like 10 years old or some shit. You mean people older

than 13 actually do skateboarding competitively? That's what I'm saying. We gotta get more girls on boards. You think older girls? You want women on boards. You want women on boards. Well, how about the poor Peruvian skateboarder who probably now can't have any children?

Yeah, that was brutal. Oh, that was really bad. He bounced. That was tough. Yeah, he bounced off of his balls. Frank, I saw a tweet, and it read like one of your jokes, so I'll read it to you.

Breaking. George Steinbrenner has beaten out Simone Biles and won the gold medal for gymnastics after rolling around in his grave this weekend watching the Yankees. That sounds like you. Who the fuck tweeted that? Just somebody I know. You know what I've done? I've done jokes like that.

You should steal it. It got two likes. Yeah, steal that. Actually, Frank, tweet that I've done jokes like that. I said that the... You should steal it. It got two likes. Yeah, steal that. Actually, Frank, tweet that right now. Tweet that. Do you want me to send it to you? I'll copy and paste it.

Yeah. Let's get that one viral. Yeah. Fuck your homie. Everybody bump it. You know what I do? I said that the city of Chicago is lit up by the power of George Hallis spinning in his grave. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, yeah. That's good. Harnessing. That's renewable energy. It's positive all the way around. But my joke for the Yankees is that George Summer is going to raise out of his grave, grab Billy Martin out of his grave, and then he's going to fire Aaron Boone. Yeah. Yeah, that's possible. If we can backtrack to the guy hitting his nuts,

the worst I've ever hurt my nuts, my first job in high school, I worked at a bounce house. I was a birthday party host at a bounce house at Foggy Bottom. You don't work at a bounce house. You work at something that might have a bounce house. I was only employed by a bounce house. I was only hosting birthday parties

at the bounce house. I did that too in high school. I was a party professional. The first time I ever went down the slide, I jumped and I landed on my nuts. Then I bounced again and I landed on my nuts three times right in a row. Then I just had to keep hosting the party.

Your cock and balls are just mangled. Yeah, it looks like one of those puzzles that you find at a Cracker Barrel General store. You don't know what's what. It's disgusting. Unsolvable. Yeah, it's like MC Escher drew a dick. Do you remember

speaking of the St. Louis Cardinals? Oh, yeah. Yadier Molina. Yeah, of course. Yes. There was an instance in the past year. I mean, he actually broke a testicle. Oh, okay.

We're going full circle. We were speaking more of testicles than the Cardinals. Yeah. You could have gone speaking of testicles. You can't speak of Cardinals without speaking of testicles they go hand in hand i mean i mean you're a catcher but that has a good chance of happening yeah it definitely does uh brandon hey what's the worst you've heard your nuts my nuts are pretty strong i uh i don't. I don't know. I don't know the last time I really good and hurt my nuts.

I don't think I've had any bad times. I think my worst times have just been getting hit by someone else. You look like the type of dude that will get a torsion in his sleep, wake up with a twisted nut. That actually happened to my best friend multiple times. You're next. And then you've got to crawl to your parents' room. It's horrible pain. That only happens

when you live with your parents? Yeah. Yeah, you can't twist a nut like in your own apartment. No. How would that happen? But then like, yeah, it's either it untwists

or you go to the hospital and they just kind of like Yeah, it's just like when the yo-yo gets like all wound up. No, literally like you have to sit in a hot bath

and then they just he said that it just it gets undone by itself and he said it's like the biggest like it's like the best feeling in the hot bath, and then he said that it just gets undone by itself. He said it's like the biggest, it's like the best feeling in the world. Yeah, it's worth getting it. I think relief is better than pleasure. It is pleasure, but it's worth every second pain.

I only get ingrown toenails, and it sucks all the time, but then I pull them out on my own. It's worth it. Once every four months, I get like the best relief ever. Jesus, I didn't know that was a thing. Ingrown toenails? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I've gotten ingrown toenails before. Oh, those are painful. Yeah, they're really painful. You rip them out? Oh, I pull them out. Tweezers or bare hands? I use like a plier, and then you just, I watch a YouTube video.

You get like a knife, and you just scrape your toenail until it gets weak and then it'll pull out. Speaking of DaBaby Did you guys see the little speech he gave at his concert? About the Adidas? The Adidas? No. So he, you know people put

their phone lights up instead of lighters. He was like, bless you. I'll retweet it from the yak so people can watch it. But it was like, if you don't have AIDS, put your phone lights up. What? If your pussy smells like water, put your phone lights up. If you ain't never suck a dick in a parking lot, put your phone lights up. And then he gets like pulled off the stage.

Duh baby did this himself? Da. Da not barrel. And he got pulled off during his set? Man. No, he just like sort of walks off. Is he trying to find a... He was getting booed, yeah.

Is this the guy that got the shoe torn on him? Yeah. Lady, if your pussy smell like water, put a cell phone light in the air. Lady, if your pussy smell like water, put a cell phone light in the air. Fellas. Lights up. Fellas, if you ain't sucking nigga dick in the parking lot,

put your cell phone light in the air. Let's be real about this shit. Jesus. Let's keep it fucking real. Some of y'all niggas suspect as a motherfucker. Shut up! You know,

you know, in the old vaudeville days, you just had that big hook. And they'd take the hook and they'd literally pull you off stage. Yeah, he deserved a hook. I want to see there to be like a Pepsi Coke challenge, but it's pussy or water. One is a liquid.

He smells like water. Is that what he said? What? Water has no smell. One is a liquid. Pussy smells like water. Is that what he said? Yeah. What? Water has no smell. Is that gross? That's weird for some reason. You'd want a girl whose pussy smelled like water.

Taste or smell? Where did he even come up with that? Feel. I think it's just the complete opposite of a stinky pussy would be one that smells like water. Wait, what would you prefer a pussy to smell like? Roses? I mean, I don't know what was going on with that guy. And all I know is he was George Bush style ducking a shoe.

Yeah. And the singular of Adidas is Adida. I assume because he asked me through the Adida admin. That's funny. Who the fuck do that motherfucking busted ass goddamn Adida? Yeah, and he's my favorite rapper. Yeah, of all time. Hell of a night.

You know that's going to happen the rest of his career. Someone's going to come and throw a shoe at him. Everybody's going to bring a busted ass Adida. I want the girl who did the 10X happen the rest of his career. Someone's going to come and throw a shoe at him. Everybody's going to bring a busted-ass Adidas. I want the girl who did the 10X speech to just do his speech, but in her cadence. Oh, yeah. In the cadence. You know what he smells like water?

In the cadence of a Ted. You know what the Cincinnati Reds should bring him out to start announcing games and apologize every time Nick Castellanos comes up to play. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to do a game with the audience. If you don't have AIDS,

go ahead and put your phone up. Let's say if your pussy smells like water, put your phone up. Do you think that was just off the top? Or do you think he planned that out? No, I think that's just what he wants. He planned that out. Check the boxes. There was a graphic for it in the background that was prepped.

They just shone strobe lights on the few people that got their phone lines up. What do you have? Do you have a... Is it AIDS or the stinky pussy? No woman has all three. Alright, so I did taste her pussy. It tasted like nothing.

She's never, she doesn't have a car, so she can't be in a parking lot. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Baby, please tell me you sucked a dick in a parking lot. Oh, my God god I feel like if he was just like

everyone put their everyone put their fucking lights in the air would have been just a more normal reaction I think people would have just

complied to that imagine like somebody just found out they had AIDS and they're just like at least I can go to this DaBaby concert

I'd be just distracted for an hour I just want to feel normal again. I want to partake. Yeah, that was like someone... Their best friend got them rolling loud tickets for their AIDS diagnosis. If you're fully vaccinated, please put your phone up. They're just going through a really hard... I think he was singling out one

person. How come the crowds at those big festivals always look like they're all having like the least amount of fun that they've ever had?

Because those aren't fun. You're shoulder to shoulder in 90 degree weather. People just go to take Instagram pictures. It's like they aren't

singing and they're just standing completely still. Rap shows are like they don't even try to pretend like they're performing. They just play their song like someone's screaming. Justin Bieber does that too. I went to a Justin Bieber concert.

I don't know. He performs choreography. Yeah, he doesn't sing. He just dances. Well, it depends on the day. Have you seen Justin Bieber live? The size of the crowd. No.

I have. You fucking bitch. Yeah, no. I thought it was like maybe they muted the crowd or something in the videos. Because that's like a thing. Have you guys ever seen... John Mulaney has a stand-up special where the crowd's muted. And it's very strange.

So you just don't have mics pointed toward the crowd? I don't know. They turn the... Yeah, I'm sure it's two different audio things that turn the crowd down. But like it makes it seem like the crowd? Yeah. No. So it sounds – it makes it seem like he's bombing everything.

Which one of his specials? I don't know. It might not even be a special. It's just a clip. Oh, okay. It was on Netflix. I could just borrow the sound effects there from Big Bang Theory. I mean, it was...

Do you think it's possible he did bomb and just said that afterward? We turned the audience's mic down? No, because it was very funny jokes. I was going through last night the Instagram location of the club Sass went to and watching videos, and people did, like, the opposite. They just had, like, full laugh tracks. Oh, laugh tracks. But, like, on the stage you were on, yeah. They were very funny. They just had like full laugh tracks. Oh, but like on the stage you were on.

Yeah. They were very funny. They like put laugh tracks on their shit. Yeah. Oh, that's super weird. But like it made it seem like it was a packed house. Yeah.

Makes sense. I guess. Very strange. Very strange move. We need a laugh track. That must be kind of depressing. Uh, TJ,

Jay could never do it. Jay's out for the week. So we have TJ. Uh, can you give us a laugh track, TJ? I'd like to point out Che still did the rundown and put his mini golf score on the rundown for us to talk about. Impressive score. Che had a full impact.

But he also put... 18 holes of mini golf at the age of 35. He put at the age of 35. There's no ages in mini golf. Copyrighted sound effect here. Hey, TJ. Here's one that you couldrighted sound effect here. Hey, TJ. Here's one that you could use for that laugh track. Oh, dear.

Before she passed, Amy Winehouse was thinking about... I don't know if before she passed is ever a good way to start a show. Get out of the go. Here's a good one for you. Amy Winehouse was thinking about going on tour with the rock band Train. They were going to call it the Trainwreck Tour.

Copyrighted sound effect here. That was clearly an evil cackle. TJ, can you get me a Wilhelm scream? It's just the one second. It's a classic clip. Sass, I'm going to have you kill a fake person with a bow and arrow. Maybe if it's on fire. All right.

Sounds good. And we'll get away. Wilhelm screams the funniest thing in the world. We got it? All right, Sass. All right. Should I do? Yeah, that guy over there.

Well, here goes O'Day. Yeah, kill O'Day. Well, he's moving too fast. Yeah, he is moving too fast. It's going to be tough. I missed. He missed. Okay.

Get Ebony. Copyrighted sound effect here. Oh, yeah. Good timing. The Winehouse joke was good as well. Winehouse joke was good. What was the one day? What was the one?

Oh, it was when DMX died. Where Frank had a joke and we were like, please don't say it, Frank. And he just was struggling so hard to resist saying it. Well, the joke would have only worked if he lived. Copyrighted sound effect here. He was already dead, though. No, I don't think. Was he dead?

What was the joke? There's been enough time you can say the joke. I said that his next album he's going to re-record Stayin' Alive from the Bee Gees. I can work for it. We need that one.

Yeah, let's keep that on deck. We'll keep that queued up. And feel free to be very liberal with that. Hey TJ, did you hear how the name Nickelback got their name? How? They charged five cents for the first time,

and everyone wanted to die. They wanted Nickelback. That's a fake laugh track. Those people weren't even laughing. That wasn't even a genuine laugh track. It's a fake laugh track. Fake laugh track. Those people weren't even laughing. It wasn't even a genuine laugh track. It's a fake laugh track. Fake laugh track. You good, Brando? You want to hear the Wilhelm scream.

You haven't been able to hear the scream. I haven't heard any of it. My headphones are out. TJ, my headphones don't work. Why don't you use those headphones? Yeah. You don't have to sit in that goddamn chair. You look significantly better now with just a white shirt.

Yeah, you do. What is wrong with the Uncle Phil shirt? Nothing's wrong with the Uncle Phil shirt. It's together. It's just too much color. Yes. I stood in front of my closet for 20 minutes to get the right shirt today. I told you what to do.

You got the wrong one. No, it wasn't the right match. It had purple in it. I thought these shoes were gray when I bought them. I like the shoes. No, but I can show you. I can see. I can show you the picture on StockX.

No, no. I like the shoes. They're cool. Yeah. Thank you. It doesn't appear that you guys really do like the shoes. I do like the shoes. I have a similar pair.

Kyle's angry about it. No, I wasn't. What was your favorite part of the Olympics this weekend, Kyle? The ceremony. Seeing all the countries that I know. Did you see who carried the flag for Japan? Rui. I heard he went off.

Did he go off? I think he went off. Did he? I haven't watched a single event. I legitimately was texting Kyle during the ceremony because there were countries I had never heard of. And I texted, is Tuvalu really a country? Barely. It's about to sink into oblivion. It has how many people?

Like 5,000? I don't think it has any restaurants. It has like 11,000. It has two Olympic athletes. Do you know what I'm waiting for? I'm waiting for the day that Djibouti wins an Olympic medal. No, they won't. Tunisia won one. Djibouti. an Olympic medal. No, they won't. Tunisia won one.

Djibouti. Swimming gold. They're an athletic country. Yeah, but they don't win swimming gold. Bangladesh, I think I told you, no medals. I mean, Tunisia won it. Eighth biggest country. Tunisia winning a...

Second biggest fabric producer. Oh, yeah. They love the textiles. Tunisia winning a swimming medal has got to be the upset of the century. It was. I think it was like plus 50,000 or something. You realize Tunisia is basically Tatooine. Is it a desert?

I think that's where there is some desert. Where Tatooine is. Tunisia is in most of the countries in the Sahara Desert. In fact, the shooting of Tatooine in Star Wars was in Tunisia. Oh, fuck.

They swim in pools, though. It's true. Oh, yeah. Frank, I want to show you this sandwich so bad. Oh, yeah. Can we pull up that sandwich? Can you go to the food porn Instagram account?

Maybe email the link. I've never been so mad. I want to live, frankly. I've never been so mad at a sandwich video. There's got to be hundreds of food porn accounts. I've never even been mad. TJ, you are so good at this. The fourth one.

God damn. Fourth one. Right here? Right there. Yeah. All right, what do we got? Pull this up. It's the most ridiculous sandwich I've ever seen.

Got the bread. That's good-looking bread. Good-looking bread. Spongy. No, I'm in on the sandwich. Styrofoam. Not enough crumbs. Why is there three?

What is that, pesto? Watch this unfold. Okay, triple pesto. Yeah. A lot of pesto. That's a lot. Let's see where this leads. What's this right here? Hummus.

That looks like a red pepper hummus. It's like chipotle. I thought it was going to say chipotle mayo. Nope. It's already now been fried. Why did it get darker? Let's see how it goes. Tomato.

There's some lighting. Is that cumin? Maybe turmeric? That's a salad? It's like an already made Caesar. Is that a chutney? That cumin maybe turmeric That's a salad Looking like feta So Okay, and this is like on a street.

This is like a street cart. This is street food. Is that milk? Yep, that's milk. That's mayonnaise. A lot of it. Food repellent. How are we feeling so far? I'd eat the brown piece.

That's a peanut butter. Give me the brown piece. What the hell is that? What's he doing? It just looks gross. What is hell is that? What's he doing? This looks gross. Is that fresh nutmeg? I don't think it looks horrible. No, it's not bad yet.

The pesto acts as a binding agent. He's cutting diagonal, right? He's got to cut diagonal. What's he going to do here? Is he deep frying or is he going to do here? Is he deep frying? We're going to press it. Is he going to deep fry it? I don't know.

We're going to press it. Is that a butter sauce? Oh, panini. Fleming, you take a bite, right? I don't think so. Really? I don't press. Nothing's offended me yet.

Hashtag pick of the day. It's a video. Oh, fuck me. He's getting it right. Do you have a permit to have that? I think so. It's just a blowtorch. I'm fine with it so far.

He's going to burn down this place. I'm sure it's not his first rodeo with the blowtorch. I'm very interested to see what happens here. I'd be losing my patience. I love to imagine that KB sat through the whole time how much I love watching food This didn't even make me mad why What wait, what's he about to do he's touching too much of it Okay Wait, what's he about to do? He's touching too much of it. Okay.

Oh! Oh, Fleming. Fleming. Look at that. It's cheese. Cheese. It doesn't stop. Well, that was a little weird.

That's okay. Okay. Wow. Really good grater. Very good. That was impressive. He's a great grater. Okay. Wow. Really good grater. Very good. I was impressed. He's a great grater.

Yes, he is. Is that potato? What is that? It's just a different type of cheese, I think. Brandon, tell us when you're out. Tell us when you wouldn't eat this. By the way, our corn dogs are on the way. I'm definitely not out yet. It's beginning to look unappetizing.

I don't know what he's doing. He's ruining this. It look unappetizing. I don't know what he's doing. He's ruining this. It's no longer a sandwich. I don't know. It's all condiments and sauce. He won't stop. I don't know. What do you eat this with?

He just keeps adding bullshit. Oh, fuck off. He's like melting. It's just going to taste like butane. He's melting plastic onto it. Yeah. This is just all sauce. Very strange turnaround in the second half.

Still have 40 seconds. Yeah, we can do this. I think you get the point. At this point, we have to finish it. He adds even more. He's never made this before. He's got to be melting the plastic into the sandwich. Yeah.

I know. That thing is just on a hose, too. Why? Why more? What is that changing right now? He's being so generous with everything but the potato chips. You won't be able to taste, like, 90% of that sandwich. There's, like, five potato chips.

How do you eat it? How do you eat it? How do you eat it? That guy has no plans to eat it either. No. Okay. Long video. Is that in New York? Look at that great fade.

If that's in New York, we got to go get it. Actually, let's get six of those. Let's make that Friday. We'll follow that and we'll make it. We need to do something special Friday. I'll think of something. You'll think of something. You always do.

You have corndogs on the way? They've been on the way since Friday. They never came. Our picket and runner out all week. They are. They are. Me and Sass will not be here Friday. Okay.

I'm heading to Chicago. We'll do a prank show this week. We're losing people quick. Yeah. We'll do a prank show this week. We'll do Brandon bringing some money. I'll bring in some money. You want me bringing a kid or anything?

Actually, yeah. Let's do a kid draft. Just you. That would actually be very funny. Whenever I do something funny, you say actually is funny. That would actually be very funny. Whenever I do something funny, you say actually is funny. That would actually be funny. That was actually funny. Oh, it was.

Damn, Nick, that was actually funny. I like to emphasize what I think is really funny. Thanks, man. Of course. Of course. How did you guys feel about Deion Sanders shutting down that guy calling him Deion? Love him like a brother. Yeah, it's something that Bob Knight would do.

What does he want to call him? I didn't know that was a thing. Coach Brian. I tweeted from Sportsbook, like an old Deion highlight, called him that, and all the responses were just like, did you just fucking call him Deion? I didn't know that was a thing at all. Well, I mean, if it's an old video when he's not a coach, can you call him? Can you retroactively be coached?

But his thing was Nick Saban wouldn't allow you to call him Nick. And Nick Saban allows people to call him Nick all the time. He demanded that he be called coach by someone who he isn't the coach of. The point is he asked to be called, and they didn't call him that. It was almost degrading. You know, if someone asks to be called coach, then you should respect and call him coach. What do you call Doug's friend?

He didn't ask him to call him coach, though. Yeah, what do you call Doug's? All he said was, don't call me Dion. What do you call Doug's? Well, could you call him Prime? That's what they always call him. I don't know. Yeah, I think Coach Prime.

I don't think anyone should be very picky about their name like that. You can't have multiple names. You do remember that's how Bob Knight got fired. Nick, what did our bishop demand that the kids call him? Your Excellency. That was Jesus. Our bishop was, like, he's got in trouble. He was the...

You've talked about him before. Yeah, it's true. Google Bishop plus our town and you'll find it. Yeah, he spent like $20,000 a month on gemstones. He had boy servants in his house. Oh, boy. And he would make them kiss his rings. If you went over to dinner to his house, he invited families over.

The servants, the boys, would bring out platters of food and then they'd have to kiss his ring every time. Is he one of the disgraced dowsons that you're going to have to send money to? Yeah. He got sent back to Rome. That was his penalty. Seems like that's all their penalties, right? They all go back to Rome. So Rome must be crawling with

problematic bishops. Yeah. If you are someone who works at the Catholic Church, I feel like getting sent to Rome should be like a... It's like a promotion. Promotion. Yeah. Well, it's actually both.

Yeah, it is. Like, it's both. If you're doing a really good job, you get sent to Rome to, like, get promoted, or if you, like, rape somebody, you get sent to Rome. They have boy rehab. Oh, boy. Yeah, it's very strange.

By the way, did you... Speaking of another denomination, you see Joel Ornstein's got a... Close. Six-figure... A six-figure Corvette. Just a million-dollar Corvette. I'm pro him spending the money.

Six figures. Six figures is $100,000. He's making... I mean, every time I see him, I... So we know what Nick makes. Every time I see him, I just envision this. He's got your whole check in his hand. He's got your whole check in his hand.

He's got your whole check in his hand. He's got your whole check in his hand. Copyrighted sound effect here. What was his reasoning when the hurricane hit Texas? What was his reasoning for not opening up the church? I don't remember his reasoning. He didn't want gross, wet people in his church. Yeah, teeming with disease. Well, they're...

Fair. Would you want... Oh. I wouldn't want Floodies in any of my properties. What an insult, calling somebody a Floody. Never mind. Oh, we have to maybe make an apology. We'll wait for Big Cat, I guess.

Oh, for the... Well, I got the Ark, and nobody's going to be on my Ark except the people that paid paid money to me. So are we going to say... That was Italian Jolo, Steve. Are we going to say why Big Cat's not here? Why is he not?

I don't... I actually... The email. The complaints? Oh yeah, he is suspended. It was me that made a suicide joke, but Big Cat had to get suspended. It was me who made the girl dying in a flood. With extra pay.

He would not even notice if he got our pay. No. The fuck is this? This is annoying. It's an inconvenience. Who's the hunk? Who's this tall cup of water? I let him in earlier.

That's Rocky. He's a comedian. Is he? I heard somebody call him Rocky. That's actually right. Rocky Dale. What's up, Rocky? Which one's Rocky?

I don't know. He knows you, Kyle. He knows KB. Does he? Yeah. Why? Yeah, what was that? Because you let him in earlier? People in the comedy world just... Wait, if he's a comedian, why does he have so many bags? He does. He has bags for a comedian?

Maybe he's a prop comic. Oh, fuck. Oh, he's out. I didn't even get to say hi. Jukes you all in the soda. You'll see him later. Sentiment was understood. He, that was a...

You. Anyway, one of our loyal listeners had qualms with me making a joke about a fake girl who fake drowned in a fake flood and sent emails to our highest employees yes and then we got them forwarded the strangest part to about that for me was the fact that the highest employee who saw it actually like read it and acknowledged it yeah right like wasn't that weird yeah and the thing is like i like looked up the dude who emailed it because i was like oh he must like be like a famous person or something

But then I was like this is just not even a real human being it's like a fake email and everything So yeah, sorry for the well actually Let's just make up a fake story that they found her in the 96 flood of Wheeling. She just got found. She put her on a dry picture. She was in Tunisia training for swimming. She washed up in Tunisia. She used it as a way to like...

She used it to run away. She planned that she died in the flood and she started a new life as a four-year-old. Well, you could do the Wendy Williams style announcement. How about Kim Cattrall? You're watching Wendy Williams, Fred? No, he's always The Wendy Williams Style announcement How about Kim Cattrall You were watching

Wendy Williams No he's always Watching Wendy Williams The clip is on Twitter Oh okay Oh you watch But yeah Have you seen the clip

Yeah it's very Fucking funny actually Oh Zod did you see Your clip Have you seen it From Out and About Yeah I've seen it

It's crazy No which one What was I talking about Zod's clip from Out and About Zod was on Out and About What was I talking about? I was on Out and About. What was I talking about? Gay shit. Yeah.

No, I didn't see it. I missed it. I was on Out and About. I was once. I was once as well. Brandon, have you been? I haven't been asked to be on Out and About. I think there's a reason you haven't been on.

I didn't bring it up, but I haven't been on Out and About, no. I would go on Out and About. It'd be fun. It's about camping. Yes. Yeah. No, you'd like it a lot. Love the outdoors.

Brandon, do you really fish in the waist up, or you're waist high when you fish? Yeah. It's fascinating. There are gators out in that water, too, isn't there? Not too isn't there not in that one no the gators are down the hill uh it's uh it was it's it's fun you walk around and it's just you get to them you can throw to all areas of the pond it's only waist high it's not can you piss in the water or are you afraid of like uh things don't swimming up no they're bacteria? You exclusively piss in the water. You ever fist catfish? Yeah.

It's called noodling. So you don't wear, you don't get one of those waders, jog suits? No, those are dangerous. Why?

Because they fill up with water. I just get in there barefoot. Yeah? Really? Yeah. You're not worried about stepping on anything sharp? No, I'm not a pussy.

This month, this photo was taken. You changed. Does your face change when you cross the Mississippi border? It does. Yeah, it does. You gained 12 pounds. Your face, you, like, slightly skewed your face. It looked like a Mario Party 222.

I like the breadcrumb of choosing to tweet it at that time as well. What time? 9-11. 9-11, July 4th. Can we bring up the jersey that we saw walking around? Oh, yeah. What about the little boy fan that looked like Brandon? Oh, yeah.

That kid popped up all the time. I'm fucking tired of that kid. My Instagram was having... No, but he was at a Braves game, so he could be your son. How many times did you get tagged in that one? 400 times. Yeah. I've gotten relentless DMs tagged in that one? 400 times. Yeah. I've gotten relentless DMs.

That jersey. I gasped. I was, that is... What? I need that jersey. KB wanted to ask her to have it. Yeah, and it's funnier that they chose the Jets. KB wanted to ask her for it.

That is the perfect jersey. Yeah. It was a long process, though, but he didn't end up asking. I tailed her for a while. Which I think was a good idea. Did you see most people were getting just mad at that because you're creasing the shoes the way you're walking? Owen shoes. My shoes.

Owen shoes. You might want to get those back from me. When we were out in Boston, he's become a menace with those shoes. We were out in Boston, and this bartender, she comes up and goes, Kyle, like a – She did not say that. She didn't know your name. She was like, oh, my God, are those Travis Scott's? And he's like, yeah.

And she showed the picture, and she was like, of the price. She had it, and she was like, are those them? And he was like, yeah. You want to wear them? And he let this bartender wear the shoes around for the rest of the night, just clunking around. Your feet weren't that much bigger. But, yeah, she was just wearing them around at a tending bar. Well, I gave them to you as what I thought was a joke.

I thought you were going to hand them right back to me. He's kept them and worn them every day. You went to a muddy concert and you were wearing them. I'm keeping them safe for you. For sure, for sure. I don't know anything about shoes,

but so many people come up to me and are like, are those the real Travis's? Do you know how much those are? How did you get those? And I was like, I feel bad now, but... Frank, you've never sat

like that before that's i don't know i see different ways i guess i like it i know you're experimenting copyrighted sound effect here two hour yak i'm pretty much tapped on all right all right copyrighted sound effect here somebody's not happy somebody's fell off a ladder thanks for listening see you tomorrow It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankees pop. It's the act. Thank you.