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Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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Shoo talking about being a heel. You're the heel, brother. What are you talking about? We're saying you're getting killed by the Yukon fans. They're calling you a dork. And whiny bitches. Yeah, they're calling you a dork online. I don't know if you saw that.

Did you go in on Hurley on PMT? No, because he's an asshole and I like it. I like it. He is an asshole. Yeah, I like it. Why do you like it. He is an asshole. Yeah, I like it. Why do you like it? Because I think college basketball needs assholes. But when the last guys were there, did you like those?

Yeah, I mean, I liked that Bayheim was an asshole. People tried to be like, you would go after Coach K for this. Coach K would never do this. Coach K would get in front of the press conference losing and being like, it's not about wins and losses, it's about making men out of these guys. Coach K was a psycho about winning, he just wouldn't admit it. I like that Hurley's a psycho and he's a dick.

I like it. Give me an example of what makes him a dick. He turned this year into just the whiniest thing. He blames bad officials. Yesterday he walked off the court and he talked to the other team is like I hope every time they Listen where I disagree. I don't think he turned this year into it. I think he he's always been that guy He just won back-to-back and people don't like winners. He's very He's always been that way. He was that way in Rhode Island. It feels like it was more pronounced this year Yeah, he's been a douchebag forever.

Yeah, but I like that. The world needs... Sportsmanship is Little League. You don't need sportsmanship in anything else. I'm fine with that take, but sometimes an asshole is just an asshole. I have not said that he's not an asshole. I like that though. I think the world needs assholes, especially in college basketball when kids transfer every year. You need a couple coaches who are like, that guy's an asshole. But there's times to be assholes. Like I agree with your point. I hit some shots at the end. Some shots at the end. There are times where you could just go, we just didn't have it

today. I just like, you don't have to every single time you lose. Do you see Mick Cronin? He's an asshole. Do you see right press conference? He was they were asking him about Whether he's thinking about the future He's like I'm just thinking about how shitty the airplane is gonna be that I'm getting on like I don't want I don't Want you asking me these questions. I I like the honesty again not lashing out at others He was like internalizing his own thing and no he what he actually lashed out at a guy He's like if this guy doesn't get me a meal. I'm gonna be like he never gets me meals on game day

He actually I think is not saying every time you lose at someone else's fault, but I I hurly I think every coach is wired this way. He just wears it all on his sleeve. I disagree You don't think every coach is wired that way. I think a lot of coaches are riding away Like Jay Wright would be the example. I think Jay Wright probably gets back in his little cove with all the guys wearing nice suits. He's like, those fucking refs fucked us. Yeah, but there's a difference in doing it when it gets back with high-closed doors.

Yeah, but I like the honesty. I like, I don't like cliche answers in front of the media and being like, you know, we fought a hard game. I like emotion. I don't think Matt Campbell's that way. I think he's what he shows. What are you talking about he remember he went after that fan at Ohio yeah but at the same time he's like it's not I never said it was my goal to win a big 12 championship he's like we that was never my remember that

you saw that clip right it yeah I guess I did I was trying to I'm trying to think of any man remember reminds me of anything I he got he got in a fight with those fans at Ohio when they lost to Ohio. Yeah, I Don't know. I listen we're talking about it and I I feel like Danny early does a good service for the ecosystem of sports hot takes Yeah, I think I actually said that earlier this year You do need some bad guys to make exactly more interesting, but that doesn't mean when you have a bad guy They're a bad guy celebrate. I Don't think it have a bad guy. They're a bad guy celebrate I don't he's a bad guy. I think he's a dickhead

Bad guys are guys who do bad thing, right? What yelling about I've never been more confused as to like what the point like yeah, like he's he does these things you react to them But then the Yukon fans are playing the victim like why don't you love our guy? That's just people arguing online. Like I don't. But you're kind of doing it too. Like why don't I love Hurley? I'm not saying you need to love him. He's a great coach. He's just of course he's not likable. He's Coach K. He's the modern Coach K. I think he's different than Coach K. I think he wears his. I think he's. I think it's exact. It's like a one for one Coach K won in 91-92. Thought he was God and then just like carried himself like God the rest of the way and that's what we're seeing with her. Well you agree coach K would always play the the sheen of like respectability and stoicism.

Yeah he wanted to he tried to act like John. Hurley's a psycho. He is a psycho. And I love it. I don't love it. Yeah all right. Yeah I guess we disagree. I love psychos.

It makes sports more fun. Oh it's not fighting. When someone's a psycho. We're getting awfully close to a supreme debate. It's been a while. I haven't had one in a while listen I Had a hammock take today. That's getting a lot of people upset. What was that? What was that take I? Think Eddie will probably have my back max had my back. I think hammocks are overrated Hmm all right. They're not so hard to get in and out not built for me you and Eddie correct right that's a problem I I admitted it as I was saying

it that the take was very much because I personally am not good in hammocks I do think the idea of a hammock is always better than the reality of a hat would be I agree with that make it overrated. I've never, hammock has never been kind to me. Right. It's impossible to get into. And then we got into the whole outdoor furniture, I would rather really nice outdoor furniture. They're for tiny little men, hammocks.

Danny, how do you like them? They're for dainty men. Yeah, dainty little bitch men. Even as a dainty man, I can never fully trust a hammock. You do one slight wrong turn and you're face planting onto the ground. Friendly reminder as the anxiety ridden parent here, they kill and paralyze many people every year. What? Really? How many? A lot. I need those stats. I saw a TikTok about it. Oh, wow. You see a TikTok about everything, Kate. Yes, I do. But anyway, people attach them to things

that aren't sturdy and then the big fellow will hop in and everything collapses. The trees are coming down. I think people's perception about hammocks are based on where the hammock is. Yeah. If it's between two palm trees with the beach in the back, people visualize that as the hammock. Yeah. There's the hammock that we would have access to is between two poles in the backyard that will never support us ever Yeah, like if there was a sick backyard and it had a hammock I would view that as a con to the backyard and not it's like an advantage like a pro I think I like they look they look pleasant. I don't mind them They're just not built for me and I and I recognize that yeah

They're like salads hmm. Ooh, they probably work for somebody. I'm not I'm not their target like this Is this a name of every person that's died on her fucking people? We need to I I kind of want to have like what's happening June 20 should get a memorial Like the Vietnam Memorial with a bunch of names on a wall These are all the people that hammocks took put all the graves for it. Look at Lawrence Norris 1865. Oh, Lawrence Norris. Hold on, hold on.

That's Crentus Ventus. A seaman from Joabetta, he tragically died of falling from a hammock while reaching for a box of matches, causing him to hit his head on a flagstone floor. Yep. Is that a foot in half drops? People get tangled up in them around the neck.

People get falling out of them. The stuff that supports a country, you don't, trust me. You don't want a hammock. So watch out for button batteries while you're at it or abuse Wait, what was the button batteries button batteries? You ever seen a button battery placed on like a thing of ham little round things? Yeah, they burn right through it in like 30 minutes. Why would you put a battery on your food? Yeah, a little kid a little kid will find one and just be like because they eat everything Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, I'm like bloop because they eat everything. Oh shit. Yeah, it's crazy

Oh, I'm like kids and blinds too. Oh, yeah You gotta get fucked up. Yes. Anyways hammocks Yeah, the silent hammocks are the silent killer. I Love hammocks. Yeah, well you You're you're of weights. So only it's the best nap in the world and a hammock I don't think I've ever taken a hammock. Oh my god. I'm jealous that you have taken a right You're only to be able to do a hammock. It's the most relaxing thing on yeah, I like the Like camping ones I got one of those one time. I was in a camping phase in my 20s Like yeah, not the ones are like flat, but they're like canvas yeah, those are the scariest ones

You can't fall out of those yeah, they're like they curve around your body I feel like I would just go like that those are like the things that a store carries a baby in yeah, yeah Enveloped in a cliff and no one's ever told you Brandon. I hate that yeah What the source bring babies the stores coming to see mark in like two months really yeah, that's right Yeah, tell him to leave the hammock for you. Fuck my wife Store think that's how it works. I don't know Yeah, that's not what I used to do yeah, that's actually This is my some of my pictures oh man

Yeah, I don't like the flat ones though. I agree with that. I don't yeah, those ones are scary I want you to scare the wobble of mine too much. Yeah, so the hammock people are after you Yeah, I mean I could take this heat. I again. This is one of those takes that like I know if I were 50 pounds lighter I'd probably love the shit out of a hammock. But as as currently constituted Me and hammocks don't go together. Well, I Just think they're there. The take is that you when you think of a hammock, you're like, yeah You're like you're on a beach and an island. Yeah, not in the backyard It's trying to get yourself out of a rope

It's what people picture when they say hammock. It's between two palm trees with water gently flowing in the background. Stephen, do you like hammocks? I don't know if I've ever been on one. OK, that was good. Good. Sorry. The conversation there.

That's kind of surprising. But again, I like the idea of them. If I could be a hammock guy, I would be a hammock guy right now. If you told me I could go fit and take a nap in a hammock, right now if I if you told me I go fit and take a nap And I am I'd leave right now people aren't angry in hammocks. That's right. You know what I'm sorry You're not stressing having about the answer is that no one's Never seen a guy like losing his mind in a hammock

Yeah smoking a cigarette pulling his hair out while he's laying on the ones like tapping their leg I need to go cool off on the hammock Where you're just motherfucking at the whole time yeah, that's that your mattresses do suck yeah You think the technology would get better. I mean they have But still you're on air mattress. You're like I know I'm on an air What was a Water beds would just pop is that like what happened like water beds were hot and then yeah the snap of a finger They were gone. They just leak everywhere. I had a water bed. Yeah, Brandon have one really

Yeah, I guess they did mine was tough mine never never got a leak or anything But everybody had a water bed in like from like 1982 to 1992 and then they were just gone and nobody buy a water bed today Yeah, by a niche one, but like they're nowhere near what they were. They weigh like two tons Oh there yeah, they're impossible in the frame that you have to have are gigantic I think we talked about this couple months ago We said water beds kind of got the same PR as limos along the way where yeah I'm like a branch line to kind of trashy. Yeah, we should bring limos back.

We should bring waterbeds back. Waterbeds were cool. Were they comfortable? I had a non-wave waterbed, which was a lot better. If you get one with waves, it can suck. I remember my parents having one for like three years or so. It was like a very vague memory. I liked mine.

Yeah, I guess it was a fad. Felt my first titty on one. Really? Yeah. Your own? Huh? No, no. Did you ever have to change the water for some reason? No, but mine did mine was a heated waterbed But then the heater went out and it was just the it was ice cold forever and It would suck some nights, but then some nights if it's hot out and you just lay on that cold ass oh it felt good so really good I feel like you would hate water beds like oh my back they're not very firm

hold on time what would I say? oh my back oh my back that's not even what I sound like oh my back oh my back oh my spine oh that's it I'm it. I'm going fishing I'm going fishing the water bed doctor

You should have doctor in your name if you're selling something are they cheap which is a no there they gotta be expensive, right? Do you need like this industrial framing It's probably heavy the framing is is is gigantic when you moved it out Did you drain it or did you just be stood out of there? No, you drain it and then it's just it all this is a is a wooden box that you put that thing down in It's two separate things. What do you take a hose out your window? Oh, yeah We ran a hose through the window and just and just it's got a little You know, it's just like anything else you put water and breast implant after a while. It's like icky inside

Yeah, did you get is the water can't say I'm familiar with bad breast implants. Oh Three four grand never been to a strip club in Tampa. No, I have never been to a show I've been to one in Columbus, Mississippi. It shows. Yeah, there's, yeah. That's why I got the face rash. I feel like, uh, it's the sick... Thank you, Jay. The plastic six-pack.

You know, like when you... Yeah. The old, the thing that would kill seagulls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Water beds kind of seem like a kid thing now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, well... You might as well be sleeping in a race car.

You got a water bed? That's not the real world. Have you ever gone to Hillbilly Hot Tub with a truck bed? I've seen them, but I've never. I would like to get in. But that also seems like something that looks cool, but I bet it's not that comfy, and after like two minutes you're probably like,

okay, I kind of hate this. I'd like to get in one. I wouldn't want to be the one who has to create it. Yeah, kayaking is exactly that. Kayaking looks awesome,'d like to get in one. I wouldn't want to be the one who has to create it. Yeah, kayaking is exactly that. Kayaking looks awesome, and then you get in one, and like, how am I going to, this is awful. Kayaking might be the hammock of the water. It kind of is the hammock of the water.

No, you know what's the hammock of the water? When you go to like downtown Indy, and you see the families on those fucking duck boats and stuff like that, or those Surrey bikes that like four people fit on, I've never seen a happy family on a surrey bike like this. And then the pontoon would be really nice outdoor furniture. Yeah, super comfy outdoor couch.

Where you're just sitting there, chilling out. Pontoon is the lazy boy of the water. What was the room on the water? What was the outdoor furniture discussion? Hank was then like, I was like, I would rather have like nice outdoor furniture than a hammock. And Hank, I don't think understands what outdoor furniture is, because I was like I would rather have like nice outdoor furniture than a hammock and Hank I don't think understands what outdoor furniture is because he was like I Think he thought that like you just put a couch outside then it rains once and it's over like Dana had his bed on the

Yeah, no, I like I just throw your shit. That's what he thought I was like no no they they make really good outdoor furniture now. He's that is very comfortable He thought it's just a bed. Regular furniture you put outside? He was not understanding it. He was like, I don't want that. Outdoor furniture. Has Hank ever had a living situation though that like called for, like I think his place

now doesn't have- No, he's got a nice place. Huge patio though, like to where you would be more than just like a chair. He's got a spider problem on the patio outdoor furniture is the beef jerky of furniture way more expensive than you think it ought to be it is more expensive but that's because of technology well I know but I just you look at what it is it's way more expensive than what like if I agree that if you put in your mind I'm gonna go buy an outdoor couch you go add 50% Less than an indoor couch surely. I think so with the technology

That it can handle the rain and everything the rain is it kind of pain in the ass cuz you got to cover it all the Time no, you got to pull the cushions off. So You want the credit? Yeah, but the ones the really expensive ones they can get rained on they're fine Yeah, are people still getting gazebos? Not enough. Yeah, gazebos should make a comeback. Yeah, gazebos rock. Gazebos do rock. Gazebos are awesome.

My neighbor had a double decker octagon gazebo. Wow. The kid that I went to meet, the kid I babysat. How was it double decker? They billionaires? It was, it had a ladder that went up and they had, it was like a roof, but it was massive. It was separate from their house.

It was a gazebo. And it was screened in on the first thing with like seating all around He took the ladder up and you could see all the natives Yeah, you know what I really want which well like I guess I just get or somehow I've always thought coach houses are the coolest thing Oh, yeah, if you just have an extra little mini house behind your house Okay, that way it's not awkward when people visit what that was yeah, there's there's That's the richest person in town yeah, if anybody has that they are automatically the richest person in town

Yeah, it was pretty cool, but if you saw a coach house you'd be a coach house guy Well, I've seen guy people with extra like backyards. It's like a mini house. Yeah, yeah. We don't call it a coach house down, I don't even know what we call it down there. They call it like mother-in-law's. Never mind what we call it down south. Oh shit. A mansion?

Yeah, pass. I want a coach house. Because you can just make it like your're it could be your the man cave Yeah, my yeah, they escape. Yeah, there's a decent amount of them in Chicago If you had that 90% of that house would be TV, right? Yeah, what makes a house a bungalow? Doors question a windows that opened can can open directly to the outside or something Something that opens directly into a patio Chicago's famous for it's like a norway shotgun house. Oh really I don't know what bungalow is it's like a low house the broad here porch

I see a picture of a bungalow. It's like if a trailer was made of bricks I Guess Small house just a house modest house. That's a house Yeah, that's a house on the porch Just a just a modest house that was my dream moving here was I wanted a bungalow so bad story You know it also rocks on story. I don't know why we're just on houses, but coach houses are not coach houses Ranch houses I think are always I agree with that Where you just don't have a lot of stairs. I love ranch houses. Like you got like three stairs.

That's fucking rock. That's all we got down south is ranch house. Everything's a ranch house. I feel like I've discovered something with my basement and my upper floors and all that stuff. So you got ranch houses with no basements down there? No basements. That's usually the best part of a ranch house.

Yeah, for sure. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. That's just like a part of a ranch house for sure bugs Yeah Trailer ranch house with no hammock would be a dream. Oh my god a hammock less ranch house Yeah, that's for me. Tell me right there. You guys are forcing your hammock hate. No, no No, like if you looked at a house if you know hammock in the backyard you're like not pass No, if you said if you said I here's a ranch house, but there's two hammocks the backyard like bring a wrecking ball What do you guys stand on fire pits love them love I could drink a million beers in front of fire Yeah, especially on a fall day, but I like the heating tables

You don't got to worry about the smoke and the wood like yeah, those are sick to fire tables. I agree with I have a fire pit I enjoy it, but I haven't used it as much as I thought I would there's this wood burning right like yeah There's like the real yeah, what about a fire pit, and I learned I'm not good at making fires. Oh Yeah, I thought I was better at making fires than I am why because I'm not good at making fire What where do you what part of the fire is tripping you up? I'll get a fire started lighting the lighter I'll get a fire started and it'll be flaming up and I'll be like look at what I did Tommy and I'll sit down and that fire will go out and it'll like know somebody never started a fire and I'll be like Tommy I don't you build it correctly. I I build the little tent at the top tent

Little pyramid and then with some kindling in there and I thought I did and then you need a couple logs Keep it going. I understand. I did that too. Yeah, I know how where's it going wrong? Did you light a match and to start it and stuff? Well, I used one of those little lighter. Yeah Yeah, I Succeeded a couple times but then a couple of other times it hasn't worked as well. Are you using lighter fluid? No, I don't want to because then you smell like lighter fluid the rest of it. I agree. Yeah. Have you made s'mores? And if you're doing s'mores and hot dogs you don't want them to smell like lighter fluid when you eat them. Speak for yourself. I've made s'mores yes.

Do you think having a coach house though opens up the possibility of someone asking to stay with you way more often? But that's better. But they're staying they're not staying with you. But they might not even ask you in the first place unless you had a coach house. But I would rather have a coach house and be like go stay there don't bother me. Fair enough. Yeah where it's like if they have like if there's a kitchen and a shower it's like you don't you can stay with me I don't have to think about you. I used to sell raffle tickets whenever the school had to sell stuff I would

walk around my neighborhood and I would you know Will you buy this for a dollar so I can try to win a pizza party for my class and There was this old man that lived on the road and his old wife and she she lived in the house and he lived in the Other house coach house and I thought that man has lived in the dream life Yeah sounded like a good marriage old Phil Jackson lived old Phil Jackson, live close and visit often. He used to, when he and Jeannie Buss were dating for like 10 years, they just lived in the same apartment complex.

They had their own apartments. Oh, that's the way to do it. Yeah. Don't hate that. That would be awesome. That's the way to do it. You looking to get the beef out on his own? Kind of.

That would be sick. I've seen the couples that have separate rooms in the same house. That always. They meet up in the living room. Yeah. I feel seen the couples that have separate rooms in the same house. That always... They meet up in the living room. Yeah. I feel like that's going to become more normalized, couples sleeping in separate beds. My grandparents slept in twin beds.

That's great. Like a dorm? I feel like that was more common back then though. It was like a thing of the times. I don't want to be an old person in a twin bed though. Bunk bed, bunk beds. No twin beds. Yeah, I want to be...

The hammocks of beds. I want us to both have our own king-size bed to king-size bed and yeah One water one nine a solo king-size bed is a lot of bed. It's a whole lot of that's a shitload of bed Yeah, you couldn't handle it No, you couldn't I don't even when I stay in a hotel with a king-size bed I just I just fold it back long enough to get me in there and the other side is undisturbed.

Yeah. You get on your side and you want to turn the TV on, the remote's on the other nightstand. I get up and walk around. And the body's walking five miles away. You gotta roll five times to go get that thing. Mm-hmm. Might be too big.

Oh, he's starfish. I get in the middle and I oh, yeah, it's great You just feel trapped for your life under the cover Yeah, you gotta undo the covers gotta undo them I know God actually don't I know you're undoing those covers at one point. Yeah your hotel stays I got a queen bed in my room, and I I change directions some nights to keep it interesting Again away game? Yeah.

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Download the Game Time app today. What time is it? Game Time. All right. That was a good preamble. Good yacking. Tomorrow we're going to do one Womb Sheep. Tomorrow's Womb Sheep? Tomorrow's Womb Sheep. I heard Chef Donnie trying to secure the lamb. That was good preamble, good yakkin. Tomorrow we're gonna do one sheep.

Tomorrow's one sheep? Tomorrow's one sheep. I heard Chef Donnie trying to secure the lamb. I think he's gotta secure it, but he's making double calls. So he not only secured the lamb, he secured a slow cooker that's in the... That's what that's for?

Yes. Okay. He said he's gonna start cooking at 4 a.m. What is one sheep? It's... Eddie, come on. Good a.m. What is one sheep? It's a good question. What did you get one sheep? Wait a minute. See my favorite acronym and acronym at the car. You know, I get that. What would she be?

Are they cooking a sheep? White boy Rick has eaten an entire sheet and entire. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, I don't think he's going to actually I asked Donnie. He said it's 100. Oh, so I was like, you know what? We'll all eat sheep tomorrow. But white boy it's a hundred pounds of sheep. So I was like you know what we'll all eat sheep tomorrow but white boy Rick's gonna eat a lot of sheep. So I don't know where white boy Rick is he's not answering his call but Mincy's going to at 4am help

Donnie he's gonna be a sous chef. That isn't a good why are we doing that to Donnie? Why is this a punishment for Donnie? It has kind of turned into a punishment for Donnie, but he also gets cook a full limb Yeah, I cooked a couple sheeps in my day. I Don't know where white boy Rick is But I want white boy Rick to get the clips of them cooking it and then we'll play it and then we'll watch white boy Rick he probably just doesn't want to yap about sheep. Yeah, that's true. He's doing his job right now. We did a full gator on Moe Can't Sleep and it was miserable. So, I mean. I think we're all gonna just eat some lamb tomorrow.

Yeah, we'll help him out. Yeah, we'll give him some help. I feel like besides gyros, I really don't. Stop, did you say that? Gyros? Not gyros. Oh, gyros. Well, it's not gyros. I think you can say gyros. Gyros. I think three different ways to say it. Gyros. Gyro, gyros. Oh gyros. What's not gyros? I think you'd see

It's like three different ways. Yeah Ross gyro gyro. You can't say gyro right? I don't see gyro Why what are you talking about the euro right? I say I say gyro Gyro it's like a croissant. No, it's not Mm-hmm. No, it's not Well, I like saying cool TJ how do they say I always feel like a dickhead when I order horse shotted to Where Rick's calling me back? Or Chata Rick, can you zoom in? All right

Will send you the link One sheep, okay. All right. All right Alright One sheep Alright, right Damn, I don't think he gets it. No, he said he now he was I want to say shout out to Rick Shout to all the behind the scenes guys That was a long four days of stream. Sure. Sure. Sure and not everybody can make it all four days. No It's a people some people aren't built for it's a long Well, I wouldn't say that what would you say tightest some people aren't built for people tap out after a couple days Yeah, three of the foot 75% of days a lot of it tuckered out. Yeah, I get all tuckered out

It's just you know, I am built for you not we were getting a little stir crazy We were all in in here watching the stream Rick said he doesn't he only knows when one is happening when he gets the notification that it's live And so the other day he had a pullover on the side of the highway It was a ten-minute show and I guess at the end they had difficulties and mincy just never brought the show back That's one though. That's one. Yeah I would Nick made me say three different popcorn brands and the first five minutes of the show. It's fun. Oh, yeah Just completely unnaturally to write you just randomly. Oh, yeah, like we open the shelves like it's great to be here mincy

Holy nuts and Clark And he just kept going yeah one sheep's gonna happen tomorrow And he just kept going. But yeah, WOM sheep's gonna happen tomorrow. We're sure WOM's happening tomorrow. Well, no, WOM, I think the WOM part of it is gonna be Mincy's gonna cook the lamb with Donnie and White Boy Rick's gonna get the video of that. Does Rick have to eat any wool?

Maybe just a little? Yeah, Chef Donnie. Chef Donnie, come in here! I don't think it's right to punish Donny with mincey. Mincey's going to be a great sous chef. Well, yeah, we've seen his capabilities. You ever seen him make a lamb? Donny, how much is actually going to suck for you?

I'm trying to get you out of the mincey part. Come sit down. Have you ever cooked a whole lamb? Do you think you deserve this, Donny? I've never done it alone. I've seen it done once with us in France. So will it be cool to be able to be over. Yeah, it'll be cool I'm excited to do that, but the adding the mincy to it

It's it's a little bit of a punishment for me And we have to start at like four or five in the morning. Do you want mincy not to come? Mincy can he come at like nine perps. It's already going. Yeah, it was probably already going to anyways Yeah, maybe done. No, I'm waiting on the the lamb That my friend said it should have been delivered today. I'm still waiting on it the chef's not answering so oh Well from what I was told I ordered on Friday was it supposed to come today, so that might not one Oh, well, I'm gonna put it at like a

70% is coming so how much lamb are you getting it's like a hundred and twenty pound lamb something like a decent size Hundred pound some it's big It's gonna be enough for the entire office and then some oh, that's a snack for Rick, but we'll make yeah We'll do euros we can make to do will make sauces will make a whole Can you say gyros euro can you say general? Are you allowed to say try people do I don't't know but people say the wrong thing all the time yeah but yeah, I'll keep you guys posted

so you want mincy at 9? mincy at 9 would be great, yeah alright, done, less of a punishment what was that? what just happened? well it wasn't mine I heard him say watch this what just happened? his foot caught my mic stand I have an unusual way of holding my mic stand sure do and it trips

people up Literally, um, he was just selfish I guess He never gave me my shoes back he came in there one. He said what size shoe are you I said 14 he said Can I can you bring me a pair of shoes? And I brought it to him and that's his big pair of shoes that he wears So to fool you guys and I guess he just kept them Donnie where's my shoes? That's funny All right

No trade backs no trade backs See a warm sheep tomorrow. I guess we'll wait for Rick to wait Yeah, what happened he came up with one sheep, and he's not even gonna be here for one sheep Where they at there in New York York York well I mean huh? the actual Execution of one sheep is probably not as exciting as the idea that's right. Yeah, we're just gonna Yeah Execution of warm sheep is probably not as exciting as the idea. That's right. Yeah, we're just gonna Yeah Nick probably is happy. He's missing one sheep. Yeah

It's like this is actually the perfect way perfect thing for him He comes up with an idea very funny in principle we get stuck with it. Yeah, he comes back and asks about it Hey, wow while I'm gone you guys should eat a full full sheet Well, it was it was like it was a cartoon idea Yeah, where in your head is like this is very funny Rick is gonna just have a whole lamb walking around with it taking big bites out of it like an apple Reality we're just gonna get a bunch of gyros. Can we get Rick like the Fred Flintstone costume like looking like a caveman ripped clothes? Yeah We get Rick like the Fred Flintstone costume, like looking like a caveman, ripped clothes. Yeah. Make him look more like a giant.

Clothes to drag around. Mm. Has he joined TJ? Nope. I think he just woke up. He definitely just woke up. I think Rick's tired of this shit. I think so.

But his job is awesome. No, but I think he's tired of this shit. What shit? Whatever the shit is that's piling up for him, or whatever is making him exasperated, it feels like he's about, he's just done. I think he's an anxiety guy too. As you said the other day,

he felt like he had the Sunday scare, and I think we're just ramping it up. But he's not even really in trouble, he's just gonna get to eat gyros. That's true. It's not even a punishment anymore. And he has to clip Wake Up, Minzy. Yeah, the one part is

definitely punishment he was really on edge in here yesterday Ibo accused him of being being too into Disney Channel shows for his age what's up what's up boys how we doing are you tired of this shit? No, not at all Do you watch too many Disney Channel shows Danny why did you bring this up? Answer the question what's going on? So Rick tried flexing that he knew about Olivia Rodrigo and Serena Carpenter before everyone else because he used to watch them What'd you say I Just knew that they had beef like Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter don't fuck with each other. How'd you know that?

Who doesn't know that Brandon? It's the two biggest pop stars in the world I didn't I didn't know that no idea and he kept saying I just learned who they are like a month ago You guys are on that doesn't count or what onk onk North Carolina What are you on the side of highway right now? Is that a way to call somebody old? Yes, don't do that again Okay, I'm tired of your shit grandpa oldest old old works. How long you been awake? I've been up all day. I just went got an oil change. Oh hell. Yeah getting some errands done today I was at the office for like this whole weekend along with everyone else

Alright, so one sheep's gonna happen tomorrow I'm fired up. I'm ready to go Been researching different diets How to best prepare for it? I'm ready to go. I've been researching different diets. Uh, how to best prepare for it. I'm not going to lie. What diets you're eating. You know what you're eating. Not diets, but like, I'm like fasting today. Like what's the best way to go about this? So my stomach doesn't shrink. What did you look up? What's the best way to eat a full sheep? I Did initially start with that? I'm not gonna lie. I Like when I agreed to this I assumed we'd just be buying a shit ton of lamb

I didn't know we would be spit roasting an entire lamb carcass. Yeah So that's that's a new experience for me Donnie's done this before like he showed me videos. He's he's ready to go. He's locked in. Yeah the You're also not gonna eat the whole thing. You're just gonna have to eat a lot of most of it. I Mean the whole thing it's a hundred pounds. Oh wait. No, listen to it. Let's do his voice now I ain't no thing you said it. I'm coming in with the mentality to eat the whole thing Yeah, but what about like we want to eat? We want to eat some of it with that attitude. You got to eat it

Are you guys clipping one then two? No I know it was just cheap. I thought it was one sheep. Okay, so but 9 a.m. Tomorrow Mincy's gonna come and help Donnie. You got to be here to clip mincy helping Donnie And then we're gonna eat and then we're gonna eat sheep all day It sounds like when I'm also I've never had like lamb before at all Gero You'll be fine. I have a very unrefined palette. You've never had a gyro You've never had a gyro or a euro or a you seem like a no gyro

G you want to pronounce it? I haven't had it. You've never been to a Greek restaurant No Okay, it checks out you do have an under fine Why would I go there Greek Greek restaurants aren't even like crazy adventurous Like the most side most adventure I get is like Chinese and Mexican that's about it Greek is like you go to a place where yeah, they'll light the cheese on fire

But you're pretty much eating like a burger and fries. Yeah, they have like hot dogs. They also sell chicken kebabs Bob's and Giro Can I cut your tongue you all right? Yeah, we're good. Okay You got a ball. Yeah, maybe if we have a good experience tomorrow. I'll start venturing out into the Greek Delicacies wait Rick you got your seatbelt on right now Rick's seatbelt is broken on his side, so he takes the seatbelt Wait, let's see it. Let's see it Wait, where's this seatbelt coming from? Oh, from left shoulder all the way to the passenger seat? But he has to buckle it onto the passenger seat. And he's already so big.

So what do you do if someone's sitting shotgun? We don't have passengers in this vehicle. He's a giant. He's so giant. You want to ride in this thing, you got to sign a waiver. We got too many liabilities here. Oh I love it Rick alright. I'm excited for one sheep. You got there right now. Okay. Yeah, alright. We'll see you tomorrow He's got a double seat belt yeah, I got one windshield wiper out too. Oh, okay

Those cost 12 bucks It's the motor it's not the wiper itself Brandon so it's a bit more expensive Okay, we need a we need a pimp your ride right yeah, we could pimp that ride fish tank and alright Thanks, Rick dude. I'm thinking like if it's the motor. How would it only be one we want? Yeah, good questions half a motor Yeah, good questions half a motor Giro on a spit right yeah, those are fucking huge. Yeah, how many pounds is that a lot? It's gonna be a lot of what he's insane Eddie Giro's worse than gyro no absolutely not a gyro is on a bicycle like That's how it spins right. That's that's a that's a tire no no no no like that's how you never heard that even

I've seen it, but sure vaguely No, no, no, no like that's how it never heard that you've seen it, but sure vaguely Like imagine you know what a bicycle time gyros on a bike to yeah, I know what a bicycle tire I'm saying like You ever have a bike in the handlebars could only go So much sure yeah, and then the gyro was a made it could go Feel like you're 180. I feel like you're Eddie pronounces words wrong a lot I feel like you're pronouncing whatever word maybe it's not look up at bike gyro It's gonna be a lamb being spit roast At least that's what I was told when I'm a dino back in the 90s

Gyro breaks, oh a gyroscope BMX. Oh See what is this? I've never seen that's what the handbrakes are called. Oh No, no, it's like can you see if anyone's ever made a lamb on a Dude what a pool damn it. Yeah, what it you didn't seem to do it got into it with Joey Yanks over 180 and 360 No, I didn't see that. it was Joey Yanks could be anyone. This Joey Yanks is all always up in it wasn't to do Who's Joey Yanks? It was fun having Rico here this weekend He was on one

Joey Yanks I've done a complete 360 on Danny Hurley the son of a complete legend turned to a legend anyone with a high school Diploma knows the correct term is a 180 They probably covered that after you got dismissed from school after your racial remarks at a basketball Joey Yanks knows a lot with Joe Yanks on that one. It is a 180 right? Yeah Yeah, yeah, it could be anyone who knows who Joe Yanks is but a man just going hammer time and the gear on the spit Who knows who Joey Yanks is but a man just going hammer time and the gear on the spit What stop saying you're still talking about bikes like putting your mouth up to it as it spins and yeah That's what I'm saying making your teeth out and just on off that yeah Yeah, it's a lot of meat for Rick to say like he's coming in with the mindset of eating at all means

He has to eat at least eat like what 20 pounds. He's got to eat a lot of it He's got to eat a healthy portion of it, but I do want to have I want to see him get very uncomfortable I want him to say I can't eat anymore and then I want to see him eat a little bit more Yeah, that's what I get the meat sweat. I think what we should do is we should get do we still have those um like elementary school Desks that we've used videos. Let's put them at the desk right behind here. Oh, yeah, yeah, just Silently be eating just a stack of sheep. He'll be wolf.

A mountain of sheep. He'll be Buddy the Elf at the desk. Yeah. It'll look great. Yeah, that will be good. We should do it Fogo de Chao style where he's gotta flip his cool whenever he's ready for more. He's gotta flip his little green light.

And someone just comes in and takes a seat for us a couple. Oh, fuck. You know, I'm there or at like center court so he could stare at us. Oh yeah, center court would work too. Either way. Yeah, I want him to be like not talking at could stare. Oh, yeah center court would work, too Either way yeah, I want him to be like not talking at one point. Yeah, you can put him in the corner, right? Yeah So he 100 pound lamb will garner roughly 35 to 40 pounds of edible meat. Oh, so he could eat well No, I still like it again. I do want to eat some of this

He could eat it over the course of a couple days. Maybe you make him do that do that You're just doing days. Yeah, we could maybe make him do that. Do that. He was just doing a T.F. Barso after dark challenge. How long is he clipping a worm? A month, I think we said. Is there a Barso after dark tomorrow, too? So is Rick going to be here for like 30 straight hours? Yeah.

And then wake up Minstie on Wednesday? Yeah. That's right. Well, I think if he does a really good job with this sheep, we might take away the one part of this The one's the worst part. Yeah. I know that's why we take it away. He's sick of this shit Do we have an over-under how many pounds Rick's gonna take down? Oh, we gotta weigh it. Yeah, I think he's got to eat at least 15 pounds That's fair. That feels right. That's so much

That's a lot of I mean so a ton of sheep since he's gonna be involved to Metsi should probably 10 or 15 Bounds. Yeah, he probably should He just did the challenge two weeks ago What we did the with Tate iron? Fat man. Yeah. Yeah, you got screwed with that challenge. That one looked miserable. That was tough That was tough miserable drink casual time diet pepsi By the way experience Madison March is good madness and credit is bad

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Damn. But at least your team won. It was bad. And my team also didn't win. They lost. Oh well at least you got joy out of watching your hated rival trip up as well. No, but I'm a one.

And then I broke my toe, and then you told me to shut up. Don't forget your butt crack hang out. You didn't win the shut up, shut up. On the floor. You're the bad shot of you. You shut up. Well I was just.

I'm held up in the fetal position. Oh yeah, it was bad. I didn't see that. I didn't see that one. What toe did you break? My big toe. My big toe. Big piggy.

Is it a black toenail? No, I I kicked some boxes and that gave me a rational confidence that I was I was now just a kicker and We have one of these Well these tables in the mostly studio and I gave it a good swift kick and it didn't give a fuck Yes, this these these tables are solid was that on camera. No, I think I'd oh, that's even worse I think I had escaped at that point So there's the there's the boxes. I feel good now to fuck the trash can Immediately felt bad about throwing trash can picked up the trash can Apologize to the trash can nice walked around the corner. Okay, I wanted to. I wind like a bitch for a little bit.

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever come through for me. Ever. Ever. I don't know. It doesn't look like it runs long enough to get this. Don't fucking smile at me. God! Oh, that was the kick.

That was where I was going to have to cut it short, because you kicked over a sponsor. Oh. Something fell off that table? Yeah. And then you got into it with Dave? What did Dave say? Dave came up to me and said

Feel bad about this you deserve to win one every now and then I Said fuck you Dave. It is bullshit that Michigan just like His back is not good, but when yeah, they are he's got to deal with them. Yeah They're not good, but they win I don't know they're good now. Yeah, they're they are actually good now Yeah, they got good at most of the season They weren't good, but they were winning and now I think they just are good Yeah, it just happened and then he was like yeah bet him to win the national title. I was like that's crazy That's like wait a second

That's still crazy. I don't And it's like wait a second That's still crazy. I don't With Dave I don't yeah might be a destiny team well That's how that's how the sweet say that's what I said to you Brandon This week 16 works is everybody in it now is like I think we're gonna win the national championship. I think Holy fuck are we the best team yeah, and everybody thinks that um Dave was just on Family Guy. Yeah. And Frankie.

Frankie. On Family Guy last time. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You think you'll ever be on Family Guy, Brandon? No, I said I was supremely jealous. American Dad, maybe. Family Guy is still making new episodes, I'm just saying.

Oh, yeah. Not the nicest to Dave. Not the nicest at all. Frankie, I don't know what Frankie's wearing. What did he give it what do you give Mount Vestuvius? Oh, he liked it. I don't think he gave us a score Do we have the clip or we can't play it? We can't play it I feel like they did his forehead some injustice. Well his voice is awful. Yeah voice is bad Yeah, it's just a they just want a stock Boston voice.

Oh God, I think that's him. Hey, I hate doing Dave Portnoy from Bastille's Puts. What are you doing Mr. Portnoy? Ah, come on, please call me Dave. Mr. Portnoy is how I'm referred to in court documents. We are very excited for you to one bite review our pizza, Dave. Whoa, spectacular undercarriage, zero flop. for you to one bite review our pizza, Dave. Whoa, spectacular undercarriage, zero flop, I am hopeful.

Whoa, this pizza's amazing. Once I post my review, you guys will have a line from here to Boston filled with nothing but UFC fans and insurrectionists. That's due, we're gonna be rich. Sorry, but the health department. Oh, that's good. Yeah. we're gonna be rich! Sorry, but the health department. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

That's good. That's awesome. Sweet. Yes, Danny, I would love to be on Family Guy. Maybe one day. Maybe one day. Maybe when your team starts winning. All right. I have a sports, I watched a little sports yesterday.

Do a sports. Do a sports. Colorado, Maryland. Colorado State. Was that final shot not a travel? Oh, wow. I saw three steps. Get in there.

Get in there, Kate. I rewound, and I said, I'm still seeing three steps. That's my hot take. If you guys want to have me on soon. There's no more where that came from, but I can say that again. I wish we would have known. We would have had you on mostly this morning. Supreme debate.

I never rewind sports, and I rewound it rewound it. I said that's three steps My only thing is I if it is a travel I am so happy that all we needed a buzzer beater so bad Yeah, and I did not I do not want to call it in that situation. Let us have it. Let us have it We deserve it. It was very clear. It's very clearly Oh, you're wow, you're really Wow, you wow really dug in on this once to have the supreme furious I'm trying to get in supreme debate right now. I'm glad they both had a nice time, but yeah, it was three Do you see Fanta's response to people that's it is three steps yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, it's you know a child, please I believe all right supreme debate Fanta and Kate here we go so they're saying it's not three steps

No, there's no no saying no one's ever gonna call that yeah, oh This sums everything up on these platforms He's just electric sitting here watching the tournament its utter madness Colorado State and Maryland and some folks are complaining, not enough drama, not enough buzzer beaters, we need a buzzer beater, we need something crazy to happen. And then Dara Queen hits an incredible shot, outstanding shot off the glass.

And immediately everybody starts slowing it down, saying travel, please stop and travel. That was me. Uh oh, Kate. Uh oh. In your right mind. Oh no. Kate. You actually think that that's gonna get called in a game. It feels like he's looking right at my school.

Where does that ever get called in the game? Well, shouldn't they call it? Call her a bitch, Vanna. Child please? Don't ruin what was a beautiful friend I tried to ruin for her. Go back, I hear child please again. I don't speak for power of the state. We're just gonna skip ruin?

Where does that ever get called in the game? Child please Don't ruin I know it stinks for Colorado cook brutal heartbreaking They let him play it's not a travel you're nitpicking why not basketball's changed okay fine child please he took three huge steps I think you might need to make a response video to Fanta. Fuck. You should. Child please.

Yeah. Let me tell you one thing, John Fanta. I'm about to ruin your day. Yeah, get him. Sheesh. Damn. Y'all ever know somebody say ruin like that? No.

That was weird. Roon. My dad said rurn. That's a Southern thing, rurn. And I hated it. And I was so glad when he died. Yeah. I love that this was self-dialogue, too.

Like, you had no idea that this was a big talking point. I genuinely didn't. I actually kind of looked at him like, I just scrolled, I was like, wow, nobody's saying anything, so I guess it's me, because I don't know sports. It bothered me. Apparently you do know sports. I guess I do. You know ball, Kate?

She knows ball. And how to count up to three? Well... Is that bench in high school? Kate knows ball. And how to count up to three? Well. Sat in Benchen High School. K knows well. Wait, Kate, you went on a neck bone dinner. I did, I went to the neck bone dinner yesterday. What is it? So I guess our neighborhood has a funeral home.

And that guy is like the boss of the neighborhood. He like, is like the king of the neighborhood. You're saying the stuff like it explains it. He went to one of our block parties, and I guess one of the moms was having tequila shots and she was like woo and they exchanged contact info and then out of the blue months later he was like hey I need like 12 couples to come to this neck bone dinner at 11 a.m. on a Sunday in the spring and so she asked a bunch of us, and we were like, what is that? But we liked the mystery of it, so we all said yes.

So we all got babysitters yesterday, and at 11 AM, we showed up for this neck bone dinner. And we kept thinking there was going to be some kind of catch. We were going to be asked to donate, or there was going to be an auction, or he was going to sell us a burial plot, or something like that.

But no. Is she ever going to say what it is? We still aren't quite sure. What do you mean you went to it? You had it! I know but it was it was in a fancy it wasn't in the funeral home it was in a movie studio. What? And yes the cinema studios it was in the movie studio and there was entertainment from different cultures around the world and There was what I sent a video of the Spanish opera guy. We was amazing. Oh So it was like a whole event Well, that's a legitimate opera guy. He's got an album coming out this spring

Looks like fat jake lazier. Yeah, he does always very nice It's fat jake lazy yeah, he does always very nice But the food the neck bone was incredible it was incredible It was um what was the point of this guy putting on this thing every bald guy jake it was he's part of like it Was like the Italian um It's like the whole goal I guess was to show Chicago that Italians are friendly and they're fun people. That feels threatening. And he.

Come to our neck bone dinner. It was lovely and then he shouted us out. He's like I want, I guess my neighborhood used to be real Italian and he's like it's important for us to befriend the new people of the neighborhood and we all stood up and everyone was like. And then that was all we had to do was be there. I think Kate just accidentally joined the Mafia. Yeah. But it was very nice I got to talk to him I chatted him up and he's like I

want to have a private dinner with you guys. So Brandon what is a neck bone dinner based on what she said you lay that back to me. I am no closer to understanding neck bone dinners than I was when she started. I will tell you, there was a bar and you could only buy bottles of red or white wine. And the bottles are like $10 a pop. So we're not going up to the bar. So any pertinent details. Chianti or Pinot, $10 a bottle.

$10 a bottle? That was it. It was great. It was a gathering to bring Italians with non-Italians together. Kind of, yeah. Is that the neck bone part? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, how is this different from just a dinner? It was at 11 a bring Italians with non-Italians together. Kind of, yeah. Is that the neck bone part? Yeah, that's it. How is this different from just a dinner?

It was at 11 a.m. Oh, so it wasn't a dinner. You dumb fuck. The story gets deep. Eddie, have you been to one of these? No, absolutely not. My only thought is when, I don't know if you've ever seen the Columbus statue video, but that was an all-timer.

The Italians in Chicago, there was a whole big press conference in front of them. Do you remember that? Yeah, Dante and his boys. Oh my god, it was Dante and company? All right. It was something. Yeah, no, there was a whole big press conference in front of them. It was do you remember that? Yeah, Dante and his boys. Oh, my God. It was a company. All right. It was something. You know, it was great. They were just like that clip. Yes, it was wild. The only catch was promoting that they're doing a boat parade in July.

And they want us to. It's a Knights in Venice boat parade on the river in July. Everybody go. What does he want a private conversation with you about the neighbors? He just wants to like, get to know us better. He was lovely his granddaughter sang Italian tune. She was amazing I heard you're about to get extorted He's gonna be asking her go to alderman meetings to get his bar approved. I heard you were spying on my naked wife Yeah, I would approve it all though. He won me over and I think yes

I'll get you and um and now like I'm in with him, because I told him I live right nearby, and he's like... You're clicked up. Which is a good thing to have in the neighborhood, I feel like. Yeah, this is how it works. But yeah, there was no catch. There was nothing. He just like...

And now we're all getting this matching tattoo? He had a great joke, too, when he was talking to all of us. He's like, I don't normally get to talk to a live audience. Oh, that's good. Because he runs a funeral home. That's good. He's got to use that before every speech. But there was a famous pianist and the opera guy and then like Asian dancers and then there was women from the Caribbean who

came and got us all up doing the follow the leader leader we were like dancing it was and then we all went to a bar afterwards fun sounds like you're explaining a dream. I don't know. What the fuck? Spanish opera singers dancing. Did you mishear him? I got dressed up.

And I'm still. No, there was neck bones there. I still don't understand a neck bone. Like if I was to throw a neck bone dinner, what do I need to do to ensure that nobody shows up and says this isn't a neck bone dinner, this is just a normal dinner? Well, you need the neck bones.

Which are what? At 11 a.m. Marinated and then a normal dinner. Well, you need the neck bones. Which are what? At 11 AM. Marinated, and then they fall off the bone. And then you mostly get bone. You got to really work for the meat, but the meat's fantastic. Hm. That's the neck of what?

I don't know, but it was really good. I would do it again. Whose neck? I've never heard of that. I've never heard of a neck bone. We still don't know whose neck. Never heard of a neck bone. Yeah, you usually don't even like, you heard of a neck bone Hey, usually don't even like you're not like hey Let's go have a chicken dinner or lasagna dinner you say we're going to have dinner

But they felt it was important to include the neck bone part, which is what's throwing us off here Kate It was great. I had a great time would do again. I would do it again Yeah, how would you do it again feel you have to go to everyone from now on you're part of the whatever I guess he sponsors like all the big All the big blow-up slides at the block parties. He's like king of the neighborhood. He's a cool guy. That's his front at least.

Would do his bidding. Also, we have a guy going around on a lime scooter grabbing mom butts. Oh no. Oh that rocks. No, what the fuck? Yeah. No, it doesn't rock.

It rung butt grabs. We got ringed horror bell footage. You're talking to your mom? That's awesome. I hate you. Why? He's just scooting around just being like boop. That's fucking hilarious. We have ringed horror bell footage of him doing it. So I want to set up a sting where I put like a dummy baby in the stroller and I wear like tight pants but I have a knife.

In your butt? And then I can't let your butt what if he doesn't? Yeah, go from my butt right I'll put padding in there. What if you set the trap? Quickly rides by I'll just sit up for him a little bit But the morning of his last butt grab was like ten minutes after I had walked by with the wonder what could have been your butt He's been around for a while shut up. He's it's not good, but it's also very funny. Well. It's not funny, but it is funny that he's a drive-by I didn't know he's still going I thought I was gonna say like this guy should be in jail But I wonder or on our next show yeah Have you seen him? He's been hitting the neighborhood since I have video

Phrase the idea of a drive-by butt grab is is a funny premise the fact that he's on a scooter Is it him or we got multiples? I don't know that he could be the build of the guy I'm gonna get any crime on a scooter. Yeah, right. That's what makes it funny If he was doing this walking, I'd be like creep fuck Yeah jail the fact that he's renting his scooter by robbing a bank is not funny robbing a bank Good driving a scooter. He's got the fucking helmet this guy helmet The fact that he's renting his scooter by robbing a bank is not funny robbing a bank This guy in the video time Does he say Hawk when he does it?

But I'm gonna fucking I like had it my head the other day. I'm like I'm gonna fucking catch this guy I'm gonna start roaming the streets with a stroller again. What if he doesn't how would you go for your body? Oh, he will I'm gonna put on like a blonde wig and puff things up. Take your blonde hair Do I? Okay, yeah, don't you was a nice It's a little gray. It's a little gray. Oh, you still have blonde hair. You're good. I love blonde hair. I think it would be really difficult to catch him. Why are you refusing to take a compliment?

I love the thought of like a ring camera catching me fucking this guy up. My little bones. I was waiting for that word up. All you gotta do is trip him, right? Just take it a hammer to his eyeball. Just really? Or like a net gun? But again, he's on a scooter, so literally all you can do is like put your foot out

Hold on neck gunning a guy on a scooter is funny, right? Like a lasso or something, but I want to get this fucker you wish want to play hero ball, huh? Yeah, I do. Oh, that's okay. Isn't that the dream? I had a buddy who his girlfriend was getting peeping Tom and They had like ring doorbell footage of this guy like just looking in her window Oh, that's creepy. It was fucked up, and he showed me the guy was wearing like a fucking apartment complex no, but Whatever and he was like his whole dream like he didn't really seem too concerned about her

Getting creeped on but he just dreamed of being there when it was happening and just tackling this motherfucker. Yeah, I wanna like lay in a ghillie suit by the park and wait for it. I just like, whew. I got a question, Kate. What's our neck bone dinner guy doing about the neighborhood? Like that's, isn't he supposed to be protecting?

You know what, I'll talk to him. Like the neighborhood's kinda gone to shit now that all the Italians have been run out. I'll talk to him this week about it Okay, this was a scooby-doo episode. It would be that guy the neck bone dinner would be Oh my god, this guy's gonna be the whole time Barry in this guy for me wait What's faith you take the criminals face off and it turns out it's the guy who take that guy's face off turns out

He's a criminal which face comes off criminals? Criminals face. Take the criminal, you'd finally catch the criminal and be like now we gotta figure out who this guy is. You take his helmet off. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. The fact that he's wearing a dork helmet. It's the neck bone guy.

And then he says I would've got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling bitch. Well that's, my old neighborhood in Jersey had a guy like that too. He would hop out of his truck and get my. Nah, funny. I know, cause moms have the, we are like busy. The or funny. I'm gonna. I just like it made me so mad Jersey's not gonna get him

Not nearly as funny no no you can't be cool on one of those scooters the guy looks like a fucking dork He kind I'm like I'm wondering if that's the guy There's probably multiple well you think there's multiple scooter guys for sure that would be awesome Thanks, Adam. It smells like copycat a citizen's arrest would be awesome But he's not gonna stop on the scooter Kate. You're gonna. That's what gets it's like so shot It's like well Why couldn't somebody not this guy office by the time they realized the guy like scoot so fast perfect crime? He's fucking scoots perfect crime. Is this a little marine cake coming out You just want to take this motherfucker down

I like felt rage when I saw it and I was like I am gonna like I genuinely was like I'm gonna get Because it was right next to my house was like right there and I'm like I'm gonna cuz I'm always in the window Yeah, you are I'm always in the window. How's the naked shower girl? She okay the red? Yeah, she's doing fine I got some people over for my son's birthday the other day and they're like, oh is that the that's the window We can tell it's like cuz there's a bright red scarf in it now. Oh, there's a big sign that says stop looking at me Yeah, so now she's still hot but just in red So every time she it's like a bright red window now that like stands out But you can't see anything but a she you see like the silhouette though. You could

What does the scooter guy do when he gets home I can't see anything but a shit. You see like the silhouette though? You can... What is it? What is it? What is it like? What does the scooter guy do when he gets home? Is he like, man that was... He goes to his wallet and he marks the tally. Yeah. The day a butt grabber... Is he a jerk off?

Being like, man I grabbed that one butt for a split second. What a butt. What a butt that was. Ask him when you catch him, Kate. Bring him on the yak. This is the guy. He's not in a helmet. Dating show.

Oh. He looks almost like a high school boy. Wait, send it to the... I'm Kate this is bring on the yak this is the guy he's not an agent show oh He looks almost like a high school boy wait said I don't want to show the actual video But the guy yes in the picture is he on late it is what kind of scooters you a lime oh? And so I said can't you hit up lime and? See, but I heard people like steal those all the time, so I don't know. Sorry, it's been consuming my brain for like a week now. The scooter bandit. It was a tiny body. It's like not a huge build.

Yeah, he's on a scooter. But do you ever wonder, like, if somebody was acting up on a plane, like, would you Mark Wahlberg it? I'd like to think I would. Like Donny. Danny, he's built like Danny. What the fuck? He really is. That is Danny. Do we have pictures of this guy? I would like Donny he's built like Danny what the fuck

It is Danny We have pictures of this guy that looks like Danny some of the yak room there he goes. That's Danny That's so interesting. You just can't look cool on a scooter. I try I mean All right, I need a new helmet What do you work there was a lady not too long ago Just getting out of her car with a baseball bat and just beating women up just see that what? Just for fun or just cuz they deserved it. I think just for fun Yeah, like one lady with a stroller is a video out there Doesn't sound very to Chicago women hit me up, and I'm sorry ladies

I will have to their Yakkers and their business is selling bedazzled like super cute attack baseball bats to women here They were like we want to send you a bat and I forgot to reply We found out this weekend that Jerry has a bullet with Jack's name on it in the chamber of his gun Wow yeah heavy shit that is Yeah, there's some bad clips out there if Jerry ever does yeah really bad Jack or Rico Rico cities or Rico mother yeah Jack with a pillow last night after the stream was over Well, we're all gonna look really bad. Yeah, really bad. But really bad.

We're going to have to answer a lot of questions. For now, it is a funny premise. Yeah. Who hates him more? I think they both hate him. Yeah? Yeah. It's a good rivalry, though.

Yeah, for sure. It's fun. Keeps the cave. It's good for the game. Yeah, it keeps the cave lively. He's a Danny Early. Yeah, good for the sport. Yeah, exactly.

He's being a dick. Rico just had resting anger face the whole weekend. It was great. Yeah. He was in prime form. He was sassy with me. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

He... You could just ask him, like, hey, you know, you want a free lunch? I didn't say a single joke at him the whole weekend. He was just... He was after me. That's why I had to win him over with kindness. He's a fascinating guy, that guy. Yeah.

He's self-aware, but not at the same time. And he also, I think him and Smokes is a new rivalry. Oh. That was only a matter of time. He hopes Smokes gets syphilis. Well, a little late, but. Again? Yeah, Smokes was like, dude, you're an idiot.

It'd be gone in a week. Smokes is immune to it by now. Yeah killed Al Capone. Yeah Got him they would go down to Arkansas the hot springs and it cured it sit in the bath That's what they did. Yeah, they birth would go there too. Yeah, those were Yankees spring training Yeah, they'll just go there and sit in the hot springs. That's why they called it the clap. Why? Because you would, to find out if you had it, you would clap your penis.

And if a bunch of crap came out. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn, I don't think my penis can clap. If there was something that was going to come out, I think I would know it without having to clap. So you could just squeeze it. Ew.

Yeah. I honestly can say I've never clapped my penis. No, don't think you might have it I don't think I don't I don't think I got a golf clap Poetry Yeah, I mean I think like if you have a large penis you can clap it That was like a say I guess I read sailors used to cut like and see I don't know Damn is your own or you do you have to get like others? Oh my god these bedazzled bath Dickey let's wait their lady Yakras from Chicago, and they're called hot girl bats

This is they wanted to send me one and I forgot sorry to these ladies But these cave someone's facing with style But all I could think was and this is no I would love to have one in my car But is I can just picture someone just taking it right out of my hand to be Yeah, isn't that cute That's crazy I Don't have a hat on what happens if you get is taken out of your hand That's what I'm afraid of but that's I feel like how accessible is a bat to are you really just bring bat around everywhere?

You know, I guess keeping one in the wagon. Gracias. Is that your number one baseball movie? Yeah These are Lady Yackers. Really brother. That's my favorite movie brother Look how many bats 53 53 bats and counting. You know what? You didn't deserve to get brother there, and I apologize. No, you shut up. You shut up.

I do want to. Your first shut up had some juice to it. Yeah, I was in, listen, I was in the man in the arena. You shut up. Is it like a full-sized bat or like a nightstick? I don't know if it's car stick size or if it's regular, but. Oh, what does that say who's afraid a little old me sassy sassy like a sassy bat I do like the idea if you know you're gonna

go fuck up your ex-boyfriend's car to like order a special that's a lot of things references oh that's the perfect size it's a little cute one don't think it would stop anyone you ever whacked off a side mirror? Oh, not a side mirror, no. Absolutely. Oh, oh, but driving. Not on purpose to hate somebody. No, I've never fucked with somebody's car. What's the best car fucking?

I knew someone in high school who would shit on people's windshields. Oh, that's funny. A Louisville slugger to both headlights. Oh, I know too. Sugar in the gas yeah or ping-pong balls yeah or is it bologna yeah but when he takes the pain off yeah Philly's game my friends were beefing with this other group or blah blah blah I'll say friends of friends whatever but these people left their sunroof open so they like there was a jug of piss and they dumped it in the sunroof. Oh, there just happened to be a jug of piss? This goes with Kate's treasure chest. She's a Philadelphia's always a jug of piss. That's the understood part. I'll explain how the sunroof got open.

That's the part that was like might be confusing but the jug of piss obviously was just there sitting there. I took that. Well, people have those little cardboard bodies. I've heard pissed by, like, the windshield because then, like, the fumes seep in. Oh, God. You know, it drips down. That's fucked.

Yeah, I've heard that. Eddie, did you take the light in the downfall of your guy? Oh, who's that? Oh, Bernstein, yeah. Did I take the light? Not really. Yeah, I know the downfall happened,

but I don't know all the circumstances. But I heard the guy that was talking shit about you is now fired, right? Yeah. I think people took the light for you. Yeah, for sure. But it was more so against all of us. Because if it wasn't me, it would have been someone else. Yeah, no, he hated all of us. Yeah. Yeah, I think, but it's like it was more so like against all of us because if it wasn't me would have been someone else

Yeah, no, he hated all yeah, you know Yeah I think you kind of just exposed and put him on the map for being a bad guy and then he just kept doing it man I saw your clip. I saw your clip again this weekend at resurfaced Yeah, I don't think we gave it enough credit for being as crazy as it was Yeah, he literally said you can call me Dan or Bernsy. Yeah, you can call me a nickname, but don't call me by my name Yeah, it was crazy fucking crazy. Did you hear from anyone who worked there who was like dude? Sorry that guy's nuts Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm so apologize like dude sorry to deal with that

We're just you were just filling in on one of our shows like yeah, you know he's crazy It's just so funny that like a 30 year career, and it's just a tweet want to get your kids involved That is so fucking nuts Units is that's why we had a picture of a fish a burner account Which you know I'm not stumping for them or anything. I don't think it was a burner Okay, well somebody a troll a troll was like that's a dead fish wow all that you know and just talk shit to him and this motherfucker went buck wild crazy what the entire fuck is wrong with you it was released scumbag yada yada yada and then here we go what's

it really getting to it where are you at I have your press yeah phone numbers one at all public do I worry you yet not one. I'm very transparent where I live want your kids involved Oh, no, I can't say that That's up to you. Oh, no say I'm sorry for being a dick and I'll stop. I guess your cowardly silence is I'm sorry for being a dick cool you Never thought a northern pike would take him down just blog him block him and move on. Yeah, he went Kanye level Why your kids want your kids so but that's his 30 year career of like being at the top of the radio game want your kids Involved this how it goes down

So you don't you don't think your incident like started a downfall you think he was just he's had But I think bar sold that moment got him on like the national map. Yeah Yeah for sure I did I wasn't looking at Northern Pike t-shirts, you know, maybe the where I decided against it be the bigger man. Yeah, take the high road. Yeah, it's it's a tricky one We were talking about on the stretch This morning it will be out into probably now but uh, I'm like I don't like when anyone gets fired for pretty much anything like I don't revel in it. It's just I mean? This specific incident, like getting someone fired for a tweet is always like, ah, come on. But it's like, you know, like cancel culture, whatever.

But he is a dick. You can't be a dick. And he's a fucking dick. He's been a dick for a long time. He's hated us. We've hated him. He's a dick. I feel like every city has like an old crusty sports radio guy

who's just losing it. Like, Philly had Howard Eskin. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's, he, he, he, his brain got broken a few years ago and he never. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a dumb ass. What do you think was going to happen? I did offer him on the stretcher.

I said that he, we will hire him to be a co-host on the walk. Job offer out there. But yeah. Most insulting job offer out there. But yeah. Most insulting job offer possible. You know what though? Womb got some big college basketball guests. Yeah. Just shout out to Womb. He does, yeah.

He did. Will Wade. Will Wade and VCU's coach? Did he? I think, yeah. He had like three. I know he got Ole Miss' coach. Chris Beard?

Chris Beard. Yeah. I don't know if he got VCU's coach. I don't know. Maybe he did. Maybe. Well I'm on the up and up. Brandon, will you rip this ad quick?

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Yeah, you think we would have found a better way by this point better. You don't like screens Yeah, well, like you like gotta put your fingers in it and it's like always Yeah, well like you like got to put your fingers in it and it's like always Dirty yes, I feel like we found a better way at this point it break pretty easily Yeah, a little hole and you got a bug problem one is always easier than the other side. Hmm. You know I mean I'll be goddamn you're right. I think you're right on this a good point. Did you have a screen problem this week? Yeah, I look air fryer got a little smoky and so I had to open the screen and it was like it was like a Chinese finger Trap. Yeah, sometimes once you take it out, it's just never going back Yeah, well after the house shifts enough to they just get stuck forever my cat lept up and onto it

No, we have four huge holes that are Yeah It's pork trying to escape yeah Yeah, but I don't they just design screens the same way they design windows where there's just two I don't know in the halfway mark generally don't know She and on my mind for a while It's a good complaint. Yeah, thanks. It's good complaint. Thank you. It's really good complaint. Hey, do we have that guy Zack here? He's upstairs. Oh, we got to get him on

What's his what's that's why I wanted to get it by nose. We don't know I said hi Oh, let me use my brain. I said how long are you here for he said I'm after I'm gone after today. Yeah, so he Yeah, I told him to stick around he had a flight this morning. I was like stick around I want to just pick your brain Steven you know his backstory a little bit. Oh wow Steven Steven left There he is. He just was here all weekend. Look at everybody busy at work. I think I think Dave's gonna have me Hire him I don't know. Oh is he gonna smoke you? What's what's the lore Steve? Dave did say by the way Dave on Saturday?

He's like if this is my office. I'd fire you smokes was such a lie. Yeah, it doesn't fire anyone I Know it's technically, you know Chicago's big cats office and everything, but Dave could fire him. Yeah, I feel like Dave Doesn't fire people. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Right. Dave's still my boss Yeah, but when Dave says if this were my office, I would fire him You could just you know, I've said that you just fire him if you write leave. Dave's still my boss. Yeah, but when Dave says if this were my office, I would fire him. You could just, you don't have to say that. You can just fire him if you want to believe me on it. Right. He's basically putting it on me because he doesn't want to fire anyone and he knows that I also don't want to fire anyone.

What was Dave's boiling point? What did Smoke say? Y'all can tell me. I'll fire them all. I'll fire everybody. I'll fire Cade if you want me to. It was, yeah, this is, it is Dave's office. Right. It is still Dave's office. Dave's's company the company owns the office, right? he's the one who decides if smoke stays or I guess I do too, but like I was

Smokes just did a very smokes thing where he asked for a rally high noon Yeah, and he had bettex a&m So he asked for a rally high noon for Michigan and then spider was like dude Don't you have text a&m and then smokes in that moment bet live bet Michigan It was like see I have Michigan and Dave was like you just lied Yeah, I feel like that would piss but gave off a lot more than some other things It also smokes is done triggered Michigan to come back and we know it did and and like it happened. Hey, Zach I'm good. How are you Zach? No, not too bad today. Good. Good. Have you enjoyed your stay in Chicago?

I have Chicago's been pretty awesome. That's all so Zach put on the headphones headphones. I got you Yeah, and then put the mic little so what what what? What are you? Yeah, what's what's your deal, man? What was that? What are what are you? I'm Zack has been great to meet you guys What by what are you what it like what classic classifications? We looking for on the like? I don't know what give me How did you I don't know what's your affiliation? I'll just start over. What's your deal man? What's my deal? Yeah Referring to which are Eddie you won't take a run at it We're referring to which are Eddie you won't take a run at it

From the Gruden interview Stephen give us the backstory what's going on Steve? Zach Interviewed for the position Malysac has right now with the Gruden's guy pretty much He had a very he put together a video presentation Which was very good and polished and confident and then he came to me this he came to talk about it in person and was Zach crap me for wrong but extremely nervous a little bit nervous yes sir that's okay and then we told him to relax and like come back and get settled and he was still very nervous so you said that you watched football all the time but then the part like come back and get settled. And he was still very nervous. So

you said that you watched football all the time. But then the part that puzzled everyone was that you didn't know what the personal foul signal was. And so Dave just couldn't get over the fact that you said that you insisted you'd watch football every weekend, but you could not explain what a personal foul signal was. So Dave thought you were either the biggest liar ever or Or just crazy enough to not know wasn't there also a miscommunication in your brain about something self-miscommunication Self-miscommunication I like that phrase what happened so what happened there is I?

They had given us instructions to live tweet from these like burner accounts for the first half of the stream Okay, and I ended I had a I goose on no tweets yes it there was a so what ended up happening was I just didn't misunderstand the assignment I just had I didn't self miscommunication it was exactly what it was. I like you, Zach. I don't know. So, all right, so you're from Tampa? So I'm from Lakeland, so it's like 35 minutes east of Tampa. Okay. You got on a plane for the first time this weekend since you were three years old was

the last time you were on a plane? So I've been, yeah, so I've been on a plane like really young, like three or four before, but then the other day was the first time like flying alone with the boarding pass and the parking and everything. How'd that go? It went well. I was on the way there. I-4, it's pretty much a straight shot.

So there was a couple of YouTube tutorials like, hey, the first time flying, this is like, do this, don't do this. And then they had some specific ones. Did they work? For the Tampa airport. It did, I made the flight. Good.

I was out of breath and sweating and freaking out a little bit, but we definitely made the flight. Are you nervous about going to O'Hare and doing the trip back? I was out of breath and sweating and freaking out a little bit but we definitely made the flight are you nervous about going to O'Hare and doing the trip back I was I've asked a few people like what kind of time frame I should give myself to get there and they're like if you do like an hour and half two hours it should be okay what times your flight of 536 is boarding okay so yeah you should leave it like maybe give yourself a little more than that just cuz just leave it like two that's not a bad call yeah instruction

right now traffic's awful to 230 I've seen that and that airport is significantly larger than the Tampa Airport that right? That's correct. Yeah. So what did you go to college in the area? Where'd you go? So I went to Tallahassee Community College Okay, that's how I see it is. Okay. It's a right next to a Florida State would be like the university there. Okay, I Didn't finish college though. Okay, that's that's good on the bar stool resume. Yeah, I mean neither brother And then what have you been doing? So at a college I Moved to North Carolina and I was selling cars But then I got cut from the team on that so then I was a transport driver So like the other people who were were the cars, I would deliver their vehicles.

Got it. And then I moved back to Florida to try to go back to school, and then like two weeks later, they shut the country down with the pandemic. Yeah. COVID-19. So then what have you been doing since then? So then from there, I was like, okay, well,

that didn't work out, they shut the whole country down. I guess I'm not going back to school. So then went back to North Carolina, tried the car sales again, worked out decent for like three, four years, and then I moved back. So you were selling cars? Yes, yeah. Hell yeah.

For a couple of years, yeah. That's awesome. Did you have a go-to pitch trying to sell cars? No, not really a pitch. I guess you could like buy cars from wherever. So just like more so trying to just make a friend, you know what I mean? Make people feel comfortable, help them them out try to get him in the car. You're looking for Yeah, how was dinner with Dave and in the crew on Saturday night? That was like really unexpected

It was I was super gracious to get the first day. I did Page give me a quesadilla. I got a quesadilla Is where you weren't eating. You had not eaten. I hadn't until then, no. It was good. Yeah. Okay. So dinner was good?

It was. I did chicken parm. It was pretty good. Yeah? Did you eat the whole thing? I did eat the whole chicken parm. I did eat the whole chicken parm. That's good.

How was the conversation at dinner? Conversation went well. I don't think I participated as much as I would have liked. It was the conversation at dinner? conversation went well, I don't think I Participated as much as I would have liked. Yeah, a little overwhelming. I didn't expect to get the invite to dinner But I think it went okay. Yeah Zach was just in here with us in the kids cave most of the weekend having so having to listen to Rick and Evo argue about Disney and Sabrina Carpenter So what was your impressions of Zach and Zach did get called in in the very crucial moment

Yeah, he'd go from listening to Arguments about Olivia Rodrigo to going in the cave Zach's great. I know I like the quiet guys. He was just in the corner taking it all in. Did you have any Any thoughts after this weekend? Specifically maybe about white boy Rick, Evan, Jack McCarthy. I think a white boy Rick held himself pretty well in that little debate I have a video of it he was putting a lot of like 5v1 situations that is quite fair we were grilling Rick all week at one point it was like Ricky should come in get to the office and then he got here excitedly like you could see like I'm gonna hang out

Do my do my work and be with the boys, and then it's quickly turned into like another 5v1 That was a that was a lot to yeah, but they want to think he sounds like Caleb Oh a little bit Yeah, I hear that I have been thinking he sounds like somebody yeah like a tone thing is over Are you close your eyes? Are you interested in interviewing people on Sundays? We just lost our guy. Oh goodness. I'm sorry for the loss of your Sunday guy I don't mind a Sunday all right not very religious side. It's pretty free ice cream Sunday I love a guy ice cream Sunday that was the uh

Sun ice cream social on the mostly sports is fantastic That was like a great way to eat ice cream in the morning and not feel terrible about it. Thank you Oh, yeah, yeah, thank you So how long have you been like watching barstool content of? Probably like like six seven years, okay, and I don't really know what else. What do you hate? Who do I hate? Yeah? He's a strong word like Who aren't you fond of? You don't have to answer I want to get you in trouble here

Well, he doesn't have to answer are they in the room right now. No everyone in the room is super friendly. Okay? Yeah, it's very inviting for sure. Yeah, yeah There's a moment on Thursday where Zack I asked him like when he flying back and he was like Monday morning and I was like well I want you to make that night and he thought I was making him leave right away Like he thought I was off the stream there was a self-miscommunication There is a so that it's a packed place. We were in There's a lot of voices a lot of a lot of TVs We've got the whole wall going on and like so I overheard like change it to tonight instead of move it to the night

Yeah, and it was a little bit of a heart sink. I was like yeah, I can I can change it tonight Be like go home, that's not for me to question I Yes, sir, we can do that like oh I'm by the sky there's something about Zach all right what do you do for fun for recently I like to play the game so I'm on Xbox home I like to look a nice pool day would be good okay

pickleball duo's not singles because singles is like it's a lot of exercise the duo's is more so like competitive but kind of yeah Well, let me ask you this if there were two of us in this room that we're doing a Wednesday pickleball league Wednesday morning Pickleball would you join us for a little two-on-two? Certainly Wednesday mornings. I'd be definitely down. Yeah Wednesday mornings 8 a.m. What a league format. What it's like a serious league What do you think Jay? Think we got somebody here. It's got potential. Yeah, I'm down for tryouts

If there's a tryout situation on pickleball we can all right. He sounds like it sounds like Caleb Yeah, I don't I something wrong with my ears. I don't hear it, but I hear it. Yeah sounds like Caleb It's Jay you like Zack. I do Zach's been a really nice guy every time I've approached him. He's been super Polite how many I've approached him he's been super polite how many times you approached him I don't I've seen Zack maybe on four different days that's too many approaches from three to five we got a decent amount of approaches that's four you ever grow up you want a lime scooter no growing yet not at all night yeah yet okay yeah there's some both Zack I don't

really know something interesting about you well I guess I do have to ask your thoughts on Nikki smokes. I Think that I think you get Like pertaining to the other day or just general I do have one thought that was like if you kind of like sometimes It's best to just be hand up. I fucked up like yeah, just cut your losses, and then I thought the quadruple Quantable dip double down was a little much and probably not the best move there Yeah, I didn't expect the cuss word out of your mouth. I'm gonna be honest. I can walk it back Like an alternative for it felt fine it felt fine I just didn't expect it. That's on me. Not on you

We can get into Frick or like a fudge situation Yeah, give it to us. I like Frick tell the Nikki smokes part again But maybe for for the PG. Oh, yeah, we can blur it out. Okay What did I say? So referring to the situation the other day? I thought the best thing you can do is uh, just hand up Call it just admit to getting caught in the line instead of a freaking going and yeah, I'm lying away out of the eye Yeah, yeah, it and just like lie stacking that's just never good yeah and I'm hacking like stacking I freaked out terrible yeah then you got to remember all the stacks that's never good he's at a certain point you're just gonna have to

where you go you're in a blender a lot of stacks yeah yeah you know in general smokes you think you and him would get along long term I just see a bit much for you. Are you like would you guys be pussy? Pussy hands are really in my bag. I'm not a hounding of pussy hands also kind of a crazy way to put it but uh I've only spoken to him probably twice We're asking this because we've been looking for a podcast partner for smokes and sounds like something you might be there could be like a I guess there's a good juxtaposition there sure if We're not both pussy hounding right yeah pussy hound pod yeah, it's like cat dog. What would she your strength star Zack Strengths I take direction very well

very well I'd have to get back to you on the strengths, but I couldn't put together like a good list what about weaknesses weaknesses I got quite a few this would be like Everybody does though, you know, I mean don't be self-aware like Yeah, you need to work on you can always work on stuff for sure. Yeah Okay, how old you I'm 27. Okay Do you got like? Do you have a girlfriend or anything? No girlfriend? No, uh, no significant other now any hidden talents that we need to know about Some sort of I can't do the Rubik's Cube. That's that's that's pretty impressive stuff there And I got like a one-hand clap situation go

This one not as strong, but we can go right hand in one Okay Okay. Super impression, but hidden. Everyone shut your eyes. You're checking for simple. You can do that. Not super interesting, but is hidden. You wouldn't know unless I broke it. I never would have thought you could only clap with one hand.

What else? What else? You got more? I can't do it at all. I can't even come close. My wrists are just locked up. From the car lot Was there any like one car that you're like? I can't believe I sold this one like is there anything that stands out from your time there? The so like ram had came out like a TRX was like a hellcat version of the truck Yeah

And so on those are always kind of fun because the guys will come in and want those would be really excited about the hellcat truck And yeah, it was a fun experience every time all right Car expert you'd use one of those around here. Yeah Product knowledge isn't hugely vast, but I do have some Yeah It's like I was an expert, but like I got some some knowledge of the cars all right what kind of car you drive Model 3 let's electric Tesla. Oh

To be careful. It doesn't get keyed longer. Yeah. Yeah, they're like firebombing dealerships and stuff I was supposed to turn it in the day after the flight and Now I don't know if I'm gonna get another one cuz they're like the kings and the bombings in the oh you're gonna get it You're gonna upgrade. I was gonna get the same thing same thing again yeah I don't know if I am anymore Eddie drives a Tesla right? I just turned it in like two months ago. Oh, yeah, what do you drive? Cadillac oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you were born Complete sense perfect time to train it in with everything going on yeah, yeah, that's a good move. Thank you What teams you root for Bucks fan? I've been getting back in we need a Bucks fan

Yeah, one bad huge and so I. I've been getting back into basketball. We need a Bucks fan. We need one bad. It's huge. And so I like the Bucks. Getting back into basketball, I'm a Knicks fan. Wait a second. I'm a Carmelo guy, so. You're a Bucks and a Knicks fan? Yeah.

Well, I'm really a Carmelo fan. And then he brought me into the Knicks. Just Carmelo? I think Carmelo's the greatest player of all time. Wow. OK. The greatest Knicks player of all time? I think Carmelo's the greatest basketball player. That's a

crazy take. I disagree for sure but I and I get definitely know more about basketball than I do but we can both have our favorite players but the Carmel is certainly I'm not going to come down on you because you think Carmel is the greatest of all time. That was such a nice way to take. I like to register my disagreement with you right now. I appreciate that. What is who's your favorite basketball player of all time? Well, I think my favorite basketball player of all time

is LeBron James. And I think he's got a better argument for greatest of all time than Carmelo Anthony. Hear him? On what grounds, Brandon? Being better. You think there's ever a chance Carmelo takes LeBron in a 1v1?

Well, 1v1 isn't really a tell of who the better basketball player is. Yeah, that's fair, but I'm just curious. Answer the question. Just answer the question. I think they'd probably go back and forth 50-50. You know, Carmelo has certainly has a bag for scoring. We're talking back and forth so like there's a strong possibility Carmelo goes wins that game.

He is Kale. It's possible. His voice is Kale. It's Kale. It's possible. I like that. So we're on the same page. In 5-on-5 though. It's better on LeBron.

I think you just beat him in... No, in 5-on-5 LeBron. No, but you just conceded there's a strong possibility Carmelo could go back and forth. Carmelo's an all time score in a one on one situation. It's hard to stop him. But in a five on five situation, it's just that you don't want him on your team

over LeBron James. I'm glad we're on the same page. We're not. Wait a second. What did you think I just said? You said there's a strong possibility Carmelo comes out with a win. I was like, yeah, I understand that.

LeBron has a chance, Carmelo has a strong. I think there's a strong possibility Carmela comes out with a win. I was like, yeah, I understand that LeBron has a chance. Come on has a strong. I think there's players today that could be Larry Bird in one on one, but they're not better basketball players and Larry Bird is. Okay. All right. Wait, is he the best arguer? I did.

That was incredible body. Do I don't know how I don't what other takes you in basketball five on five game. You think LeBron's better than Carmelo Anthony? Five on five there's a lot of moving pieces. Yeah, I mean, that's basketball. That's what that's what they play Well, we're talking best player not best team fives a team But would you also Play ten times LeBron's also gonna win his fair share of those games

I probably probably win as many as Carmelo cause got a lot of movement his games you get tired Yeah, like the sixth game. He might give LeBron a couple easy buckets. I Agree with that too. We're we're on the same page Your gaslighting me is what you're doing I Was doing the gaslighting definition. I don't know we found another strength A lot to LeBron's a better defensive player than Carmelo. Carmelo has never been a good defensive player. So one I don't think come up, never played defense, but I mean, again, this is one on one. And you said he'd, I feel like you got to defend a little bit in one on one. Yeah. But you

took that into consideration. We got the lamb. All right. I am a secured. All right. Great. God, you walked over here, man. What other takes you got? You're crushing this by the way. I I'm grown fond of you. What takes on what are we doing with taste any take I? Don't have a bag of takes But if we're like is there a subject of like I could give you I give you one if there's anything you want Anything what do you what are your thoughts on hammocks? Hammock I'm too big yeah alright. There. We go like a skinny guy move. I don't know the guy bad I'm big though. I mean it's a 2X shirt.

All right. All right, I stand corrected. These jeans are a 38. I'm built, the thing is I'm. You're sneaky big. No, it's like my build is bad. So like I'm kind of built like a little bit of a popsicle. My legs kind of small, I'm all torso.

So heavy torso. Yeah. And not a big hammock guy. I can see the appeal on hammocks, like the naps and things like that, but as far as actually getting into one myself, I'm probably anti-hammock. You're pretty much, we're lockstep on that one.

You ever try to get out of a hammock? I mean, it's possible. No, I can't get in. Getting out, it's a hand plant move, it's pretty much fall down to get out. It's like gravity work you down, and then you just kinda try to mitigate the damage. Yeah, I don't want any parts of that.

All right, All right. How was your favorite Tampa Bay Buckeye of all time? All time, probably Mike Allstock. Oh, nice one. Just an absolute tank. You know, Gruden didn't like him. Is that true? Well, they have a very different relationship than me

as a child watching A-Train and then Gruden being the coach of it. That's very true. Yeah, you sit and watching versus Gruden coaching him. 100%. Very different. You have a favorite Buck in your whole time? Yeah.

Who's that? Derrick Brooks. Great. Yeah. Fantastic choice. Thank you. I'm not a Bucks fan, so there's no reason. That pick in the Super Bowl?

Yeah. That house come on. Number 55. Cinema, absolute cinema, Brandon. Yeah, yeah house come on number Absolute sin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Good friend good. I just could just give me a few hours just to debate with him I yeah, I wanted I got the flight the flight boy. You can come you want to come to you want me to fly to Tampa? Just so we can talk on the plane you introduced the idea of us spending more. I just trying to help My time ready take me to the airport It's on the way. You could drive the airport

It is on the way. It is on the way. It's kind of rude not to. Fuck. Hold on Toss a gopro up The jeep's not the best in traffic, but What does that even mean? It's it's fuel economy. You know, it's a rough ride. It's for fun the commute in the jeep. I always thought that was a wild move Like an off-road vehicle on an hour and a a half commute but I do love the jeeps though it wasn't a body I love the Jeep I think I enjoyed the Jeep I've always I had a Jeep when I was 20 and I met my wife and we had a family I had to get rid of the

Jeep and I said you know when I get money I'm met my wife and we had a family, I had to get rid of the Jeep. And I said, you know, when I get money, I'm gonna get me a better one. Get the Jeep, yeah. Yeah, get the Jeep back. And I got it, I was at a truck, but I don't have a Jeep. So, and it's a comfortable ride. Also, the airport's only, it's not that far, it's just gonna take a while waiting in traffic. I forgot Spider took notes from your dinner.

Do you wanna show them, TJ? Let's see if we have anything interesting from Zack What was the full crew? I was spider Elio Dave Austin Zach Alright medium to medium rare guy didn't get wine, but he's a red guy so you You like red, but you didn't want to get wine I'm not a huge wine guy, but he asked if I preferred red or white wine if we're doing wine I go red wine, but that one one has like a headache situation attached to it that I'm not really fond of yeah

Your tequila soda guy tequila soda oh these are notes from the okay He's I think the question was going out to a bar. What are you drinking? And I was like yeah? I'll drink socially I'll do tequila soda if we're like out at the bar for an extended period of time If it's like a shorter period of time, I'll go like a tequila seltzer. Wait, that's kind of shocking Why does it go? Why does it switch from seltz soda to seltzer? The actual? Licker calms the nerves a little more So if you're out for an extended period of time, socially, tons of people, you gotta switch from the seltzer to just ripping the...

Tequila. Yeah. Got it. All right, I want your 49 takes on life. He's got all the world to remember. I don't understand. Jack's name has to watch this. Wait, hold on, let me do Jackpocket real quick. I don't understand the tequila thing.

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and it's a shot of tequila with seltzer water, what's the difference between getting a tequila soda and a shot of tequila with soda water? Don't get... I think it could just be a straw accoutrement with the the lime situation like the can seems a little more in in like a little more casual oh Okay, okay that adds to it as well. I think yeah, okay, all right. What else we have on the dinner Only remember Jack's name when asked who watched in the yak studio with us fair You were in here for four days. I was so is a me Jack or Jack. He was in there. Evo is in there

Oh, you remember names. I do. Yeah, but he was a David asked me and then I David no, David asked Dave Dave asked me and I blinked God I did. Yeah, that's okay And then I remembered the names when I was going back to the hotel and I was like, I'll tell him tomorrow and I was like, I shouldn't tell him tomorrow. I shouldn't bring that back up.

I didn't. But you did remember. I did, yeah. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to think of the names. I shouldn't have but I did. So what are cottage fries? Cottage fries, they came out as chips, like potato chips, home sliced potato chips.

Home made potato chips Everything I saw online they were more of like a scalloped potato fried, but they at the restaurant that came out more of a chip situation Yeah, sure not it Danny. He didn't remember your name when Dave asked him But then afterwards after the dinner he spent 30 minutes, and he remembered everyone's name. Okay, Dave forgot mine, too So you're good. Yeah, these are really good. Yeah. Yeah. What? Wait, you said Chicago's bone chillingly cold. It was like 45 degrees this weekend. It was 83 when I flew out. Okay. So bone chillingly. It got in the bones a little bit. At nighttime.

You can feel a little more. You're like, oh, shake a little bit. Yeah. For his bones. But yeah. All right. Dave didn't know all right so in trim introduce himself to L.io after L.io asked if they met before What happened there? I? He kept trying to come back to the fact that he definitely saw me at a horse race. I Had never been to a horse race That's what that's pretty much what that was okay never been to the horse I'm down to go with him to the horse track But he was certain that like he had I saw you in a corner somewhere doing something at the horse track

He shouldn't have done. I was like I've never been to horse Okay, so cars and do finance priorities or chicken parm didn't eat calamari despite liking salmon and trout says fish is hard to cook So he doesn't eat often What's up with that? You didn't want to have any of the calamari? Uh, a small table said there was a lot of moving parts, a lot of, uh, there was... I didn't have any calamari now. Okay.

It is good, though. Rico gave Zach 200 of the 2,500 winnings. Yeah, did he claim that he gave you 10%? Uh, oh, what happened there is he had, uh, broke me off from the bet. Yeah. And, uh, I was very gracious about that. I didn't count it, and they wanted me to count it at dinner.

So I ended up counting, and they did some sort of math toward this was not 10%. And then he made it right. I didn't expect him to give me anything whatsoever, but... He made it 10%? Yeah, 100%. Oh, okay. Well, 10%. Yes, 10% yeah 100% okay, well 10% Yes 10% of the yeah of a hundred percent of the 10%

He tried to give you 200 he ended up giving you 250 yes, all right, okay? Loves flats over drums likes both calamari types, but didn't eat it. Yes See like I was looking forward to the chicken bar.m. Someone had passed with one while we were sitting there. I was like, that's going to be, that's the ticket. I want to consume as much of the chicken parm as I can. Right. Okay, that makes sense. I was having a heart attack when Dave had him sitting next to him in the cave. That makes sense.

That did happen. He posted a few TikToks. Only thing Zach said on his own was he had a massive crush on Topanga girl Would you like to meet what is how did that come up? That's the way it's worded there sounds like you you didn't start any conversation the entire night except for that Out of nowhere you're like I gotta I gotta piggyback it on the conversation. I'm gonna I'm gonna Introduce a topic. I have an announcement. I can't listen any longer Unfortunately, this was a piggyback as well. They brought up boy me's world and I said that you know, it's paying as a child

I was like She's pretty hot. Yeah So that was would you say that was your big memorable piggyback moment? I that was one one of very few there was a black I black out for a little bit try to circ like bring it back start breathing better And I do remember that happening you think the table that well you think where their guys are like hell. Yeah, man Dave's anti-tapanga. Oh, he's anti-tapanga. Oh, no Did he say anything about that? I don't believe so there were a couple other people that were like yeah I'm me as well there. I think it was who didn't and I was okay, so common sentiment

I thought yeah decent take like now everyone has that take and I said all right. I'll walk it back. No worries We have to walk it back. I did yeah, yeah also true Okay, I Like that I that's good. That sounds like it was a decent piggyback feel like you have a way of agreeing and disagreeing at the exact same yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right. What were the TikToks you posted about?

It was just clips from the stream. Oh, nice. OK. All right. What was your last note? Do we have one more note? Ate both chicken parm filets more than Austin. Austin's a big guy.

Wow. Do you think, was there any vibe that you maybe ate the most? Note ate both chicken parm fillets more than Austin's big guy Wow Do you think was there any vibe that you maybe? the most I Didn't pick up on that, but uh I Would assume Austin a decent amount of his chicken parm to I didn't check for it, but it was good Was it kind of like a competition? Maybe you know that's the test Dave does if anybody out eats Austin that tells him a lot About a person is what uh? That's quite the test. I guess it went well. I guess I passed the test Dave does. If anybody out eats Austin, that tells them a lot about a person. It was quite the test. I guess it went well. I guess I passed the test. Yeah. You loved guys who could eat a lot. It was good. I would do it again.

Alright, so you're in for Dave's birthday dinner next year. That's not my call at all whatsoever. Not even a little bit, but it was very good, but you would Certainly if that was proposed all right, I appreciate the invite was very gracious into by me to dinner It's very good. Would you live in Dave's coach house in Miami? In that what this coach In that in that oh like a in-law suite yeah, yeah Oh like a in-law suite yeah, yeah, I Don't know if you want me to live in his in-law suite

If he asked you what if he did if he asked me to live in under what what are the? My hey, will you live in my in-law suite? I Want someone around yeah, you're on team portal. I never I never been to Miami. I'd have to give it like an hour No, yeah, I never I never been to Miami. I'd have to give it like an hour. No. Yeah Lakeland Florida over I've been over to Tampa. I live in Virginia for a little bit. Yeah, of course, Virginia It's like close to Lynchburg. Okay, but Liberty University. Yeah, North Carolina and I was an album are which is like 35 minutes east of the Charlotte and then Chicago is yeah yeah she caused me pretty sick yeah okay so I decently

traveled yeah yeah yeah domestically though right you don't have for now yeah or no not yet yeah no I have I've never I haven't left the country I guess my big yeah passport might be a good passport. I'd be a good purple hat companion. You never made it down to Miami, even though you're from Florida. Was that a three and a half hours ride Boyden Beach, which is like close to Miami. It's like the, I guess it's kind of retirement settling spot of Florida.

A lot of snowbirds, a lot of want to get out the cold live there. Yeah. Grandma lives there. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah You a Disney guy? Not not a huge dizzy guy had been once though. I went I was probably four or five it went Okay, what do your parents think of you trying out for barstool? Uh? My dad's a big pizza review guy so my dad knows Dave. He doesn't know much past the pizza reviews My mom's not familiar at all. It's trying to explain to them, last couple days have been like, not awkward conversation, but like,

a lot for her to grasp. Like just, you're like, mom, I've been sitting in the same spot all weekend watching 10 guys in a cave gamble on basketball and lightly like threaten murder on each other yes and then she and then she just goes I'm glad you made it home safe to the hotel oh and then we're good okay yeah how was the one for safety you know to make sure everything's good what time are you waking up every night every morning this week usually like seven and just being ready to go whatever Dave

needs they just said to be here first day was like seven and just being ready to go whatever Dave needed They just said to be here first day was like eight and I was there I would just do eight every day and then that there was a hiccups there I guess on the weekends the security guys has a different time So I didn't do eight the next day because that was did you come here and no one was here Yeah, but the second time I was only out there for a little bit How long were you out there for the first time it was only out there for a little bit how long were you out there for the first time? It was only like 35 40 minutes Yeah, there's I mean there's like a we've got that lunch style table with the umbrella. Yeah, you're just there Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to be late anywhere and didn't have any other great. It's good

I figured it's better to just take stretch already. Yeah, to be yeah there at all. It's one of your strengths. I've heard Yeah, I like you Zach. I don't know Something about you. It's very kind of you say I appreciate that yeah, I like you too, sir I'm a big fan of the program so I Enjoy all you guys okay Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again this time more intelligently Wow Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again this time more intelligently. Wow. What is that quote? Oh, that's a Chief Keef tweet from private circle 2012. Yeah, I Appreciate Chief Keef, I think he's a great artist. So

What's that picture as me? being the What would you call a love interest in a Hilary Duff music video where she's in the rain? Out of her window If you look top left, that's Hillary. That's my neighbor's house, but Hillary is in the window She's like, oh, I just also big crush gone. Hillary Duff is a kid and I was like Well, I would like to be her love interest in this photo I made it. So you just made that photo? Yeah, I just made my Twitter. Oh, okay. Is that the Let the Rain Fall Down song? It is. Great song. Good song, yeah. Great bull. Oh yeah.

How long ago did you make that? It's probably out there for like four or five months. Okay. Okay, oh, pretty recent. What's your Twitter game look like? You got some good tweets? Okay, okay, I'm pretty reset. What's your Twitter game look like you got some good tweets? No, I don't think so. No, okay. I have very good tweets. Yeah, you don't bad tweets. No bad tweets. I don't think okay Can I just see one of his tweets? Lotta retweets Any any originals there's any originals Anyone else I would to feet. Oh, yeah, Jerry drives with two feet sir. I just go card. Isn't that insane

We found that out like on the gas and brake Huh said it's faster. I do too dangling yeah No original tweets from this week, but I got original tweets, but they're just a little deeper. Okay. Okay. Yeah. He's an enigma. I don't really know how to crack his...

What's going on in that brain. But I'm interested. Did you want to come with us to the airport? We can talk more. I do not want to go to the airport. I appreciate the offer very much. Also, real quick. We didn't really lock in that not want to go to the airport. I appreciate the offer very much. Oh real quick God we didn't really lock in that. I'm taking to the airport. That was just kind of right Let's do it right now and back from there. What time do you need to let's go? It's no worse airport

But flight 526 they said hour and a half two hours like three something maybe leave about 230. I'll take it to the airport Oh, Eddie will take you there. That's like yeah, you know leave a list out by there absolutely appreciate that It's time you leave at work Brandon. Oh Eddie. I got a I got a show I got a Thing to that I had to do the thing already can take you Eddie's taking them. Oh, okay Well, I was I'm leaving about 230, but that's fine. If you want to ride with me and Eddie So I actually have a car I'm sinks up. I have a jeep. Maybe you guys could well any Like yeah your car you can switch cars midway. There's a stop and go traffic. Oh, we're going to O'Hare, right? Yeah Okay, Eddie will be a good conversation. Yeah, you'll love it. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't mean to rope you into an airport

Enjoy it honestly you get more conversation report back to me. I will I will Yeah, I think Danny's coming too. I am Eddie's dropping me off over there, so I'll take some notes. Okay. Yeah, I would like some notes Okay, we can do that. Yeah, you want me notes on Eddie? I want all three Notes I've got Eddie Danny Danny's got Eddie me and got me Danny. Yes And I just wrote you guys in a notes not to I'm so sorry I mean I'll get over it. We're just gonna all be typing after each sentence we say Venmo we got Venmo with us all through March, and we love

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It's up to you There's definitely some weaknesses on that platform. All right, stop me when I when I say a weakness cornhole weakness Not as much as cornhole, but definitely using the goal, it's Nicky smokes Baseball weakness Go. It's Nikki smokes baseball weakness football. Can I shovel pass? Yes. Maybe not as much as a weakness, but also the whole is probably harder when I get closer to those things and realize basketball three pointer.

That's up in the air. I mean, either hits or doesn't. It's sparkle. That's just lucky to draw. I mean they're gonna know some of it or absolutely not right now. We got you have to do it Cordal weakness Just be be Carmelo I Just be Carmelo. I love this guy. I don't know what it is. It does sound just like Caleb.

He goes in and out for me for it, but I do hear it at points. I'm excited for the notes app car ride. I know. We're going to need all of this. I'm at a disadvantage. My hands are on the wheel, but I'll mentally also just a great answer when I asked him what is His strengths were it's taking direction. What are your weaknesses quite a few? What is this Twitter

back Cornelius either Deleted all of his tweets or started a new Twitter when he applied for this job because it only goes back to October smart Yep smart very smart. I Would love to hear him have a real conversation with Che. Mm-hmm. You know an argument Conversation where they don't even know they're on air. We just like have Mike. Yeah. Yeah Conversation where they don't even know they're on air. We just like have Mike. Yeah, yeah That would be good. There's something there. It really is you really glossed over that deep chief kief quote

Yeah, that made me think that maybe he's failed a lot a Hillary Duff quote is I mean picture picture. Yeah that Eve That's awesome And it's better that he did zero to big cat Remember one month trial Ethan he did one blog. Yeah, and one was worse than zero. Yeah zero is memorable. Yes Zero is memorable, yes. Two housekeeping things. Plinko Day Friday. Plinko Day Friday. So you guys should either adjust your punishments

or come up with what you wanna do for that. Yeah, I think everyone should come with new stuff. Whatever you guys wanna do for that, but Plinko Day Friday. Kate, you're going on a date? I am going on a date tomorrow night with Cody. Oh, great. So we have it planned out.

I think we're gonna have a really good time and I'm looking forward to it. And speaking of which, I saw the Doberman on Saturday. I heard. I heard. She's barking. You just like randomly ran into him? Yeah, I was at a bar with some people

and somebody came up to me and was like he's here He was like the Doberman. He's here. Did you talk to him? Yeah, he was Also was there. Oh, did they chat they did chat? Whoa? Oh, no, maybe the story's not over you did Parker know about this. Yeah, she tell Parker. I have no idea Oh my god was the Doberman. Oh god was you all in yeah did seem to be barking Yeah, I deal with that heartbreak somehow Yeah, I got a bug McKenzie and see if they're going on that date if they're going out Yes, so we have so we'll have the date recap on Wednesday. We have one sheep tomorrow. Yeah, Friday plinko day

Wow Packed week packed week. Yeah, love that I'm not Wednesday through Friday Eddie you want to come on tomorrow again? Yeah, all right. Thank you. It's great having you on appreciate it. I've been here All right, Zach. This is big Yeah, you know it's Sporkel, right? You've watched it before? Yes, I don't know the one you're gonna pull up, but yes. Yeah. 10 answers.

10 answers. Alright, love it. Okay. Be yourself. Yes, gotcha, let's rip. Alright, let's rip it. Alright, here we go, on my go. Yep, you doing just go or three, two, one, go?

What would you prefer? Three, two, one, go, if that's okay with you. Three, two, one, go, and then you go on go. Yep, if that's okay with you. Three two one go and then you go on go. Yep, if that's okay with you. Got it, no problem. All right, that's perfect. All right, here we go. Three, two, one, go.

Here we go. Okay, this is his first of many weaknesses. I feel like he's actually gonna do okay at this. He was right about the weakness. There it is. Okay. Oh. Way to left.

Oh, my God! Yeah, that went in. Machine. What if he just beat my... Okay. Okay, he had this tabbed as a weakness as well. Yeah. So this is true to form. Okay, he had this tab as a weakness as well. Yeah.

So this is true to form. Oh, that was a good strat. They don't like baseball in Tampa. I feel like I'm watching Bizarro World Nick. He's got another Twitter account. He does? Yeah, it's at Courtney Lewis 1. What is that one?

It's got the same Chief Keef quote as that. It's got 6,000 tweets on it. They're going airborne. Some of them. That's nice. There it is. Nice. Shovel pass coming up. Oh.

Oh. Oh. I'm very excited about basketball because he does not, he didn't have any take on his basketball shot. 50-50 shot. Oh. Okay. Not bad. Oh, that was bad. Yeah. Oh Okay, I'm bad. Oh that was bad. Yeah You can get it there eventually

Very deliberate with his movement Sure that a third chicken parm. Yeah. Push it up more, Zach. Get a little more arc. Push it up more. Push it up, not out. Pick it up. Up, arc.

Oh, oh. That was out. That was out. That was out, that one's better. That one's out. Oh, that was better. Oh, no. I mean, he's right. It is open the air.

Yeah, make or miss. Not a lot of air. Is we're watching St. John's for a start. Yeah, that Yeah, funny. For 41, it's pretty that's I was saying Titus on PMT like that was a game where like the old man take like I wish we could watch 90s basketball again.

And then you watch that game. You're like, do we? Yeah. It was fun for once Zack might miss his flight out there. That's good. Oh This is actually a really good is he coachableable? Titus coach him, he said he's coachable. Okay. Push harder. It's coachable. Yeah. Oh free throw.

Oh no. I think maybe underhand would be okay. Get off the phone. Here, come on. Up here. Up here. There you go. It's making me like him more though. There you go. I'm sure you're right.

That's it. The fact that he didn't have this tab is a weak. Let's go. What do you say? He's gonna throw it up and it's gonna go in or not? It's like it's up in the air. He's gonna thrive in Sporkle though. Yeah.

I feel good about Sporkle. Let's go Zach! Great job! Alright, here we go. Okay, we got this Z. Pull the mic close. Eight oldest NFL franchises? Let's think of old teams.

Hamburglar. Three main ingredients for s'mores. Marshmallow, graham cracker, chocolate. Yes! Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Marshmallow. You know anymore McDonald's characters?

Ronald. There we go. Eight NBA players that score over 70 points in a game. Take your time. Hemisphere. Okay, equator. Do you know any of the super kiddies? I don't okay.

You know, oh boys. Here we go. Yeah, start ripping on your Niners Steelers. There you go. Lions. Some of these your Niners Steelers. There you go lions Some of these are gonna be there. There it is Yeah, hackers. Yep Raiders Think where you are right now bears there it is

Bang sacks Wow six minutes real Zack. What do you think Zach? What? Yeah walk us through it? Cornhole didn't go worse than I as bad as I thought it would go soccer went decent baseball went bad The basketball went tremendously couldn't have gotten more left Yeah, that that was weird that you didn't have that as dubbed as a weakness going into it it was either in or never getting in And I'm fortunate I put you guys through the never getting in is that historically what your basketball performances look like historically maybe not having to drive basketball yeah it's been a while hard to find pick up at 27 right yeah yeah I get that but you appreciate the porn is very much so thank you for going

out there I was trying to help but I didn't want you I don't want to give you too much to think about You know, I need all help I can get you so much. Yeah. Yeah, but that's good that you went out there and did it Like I like that you were willing to go out there and do it. We ripped it just a bad time Yeah, but that no you it was fine time great soccer goal. Yeah great soccer real good. Thank you highlight tape sign it decide that I'll be Jerry O'Connell. You're above Wilcompton. Oh I'll take that. Yeah Huge

There goes a bottom release. No, you're not bought it went worse. Couldn't go way better Could have gone way better could have gone way worse up in the air. That's how it went. Oh, yeah That's exactly. You can't nothing. Are you gonna be thinking about it later? Yeah, I'm gonna put that as well Get some shots up this is your other account honest to a fault love that what's this? So that's uh, that's around Christmas time. My favorite part of the holidays is the Christmas village So I just wanted to showcase the village. Yeah.

And I figured no one knows me. So I was like, all right, I got to be in the photo with the village. So I got in the photo. With the village. Yeah. And then you still got this. Same header, yeah.

Yeah. I appreciate it. Yeah, it's a good quote. Yeah. Chief Keeper, a great guy. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, yeah.

He's from here. Yeah, sometimes he's. Everybody's got faults. Yeah, everyone, maybe yeah, he's from here. Yes, sometimes he's Everybody's got faults. Yeah, everyone's got faults. That's exactly right big Sabrina carpenter fan I Just thought that was crazy. So it's a good read tweet. I thought it was insane. Yeah, that is Alright, well, let's spin the wheel Zack. It's been a pleasure. That's why I read it tweeted it too. This is uh Your your car ride to O'Hare will be interesting. A lot of notes.

Yeah, I followed you on Twitter so please send me notes. Okay, so you want notes app, not pen and paper, we're doing notes app. I would like notes app. Gotcha. And then we can compare all three notes apps. Okay, first you do DM. Yeah, that's perfect. Certainly.

Yeah. Alright, let's spin the wheel. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Suit week. Fuck. I had to get a suit. So next week? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Next week week we start suit week I guess next week we

Again I Put this on who put this I don't know did this I don't know so that Kyle and Nick won't have to wear suits No, no next week. Okay, you guys wearing suits or Spark notes on suits the show. What are you? Won't have to wear suits no no next week guys. Okay you guys wearing suits or? Spark notes on suits the show. What are you? Very oh good call Zach maybe it was Was it we all want suits I?

Thought he already like chatting about the show Is that yeah, oh, we're all we sound I might have missed watch That's my bad. I don't want to wear a suit ever for any reason ever. What if we did suit day with Plinko I Like that the chats gonna get upset about that Oh Yeah, we could just have a spin and see who has to do suit week. There's one person. Yeah, I like that Okay, cuz it's not gonna be me. Yeah, surely maybe all right, so there's no way Monday the Starting Monday the process where the suit all week, and then Friday. Maybe we all wear a suit with them. Yeah, okay

I like that all right, so let's spin the wheel. I like that suit week for someone You can take off yeah, Danny and Eddie and put Nick and KB on there. So next week, this person will be in a suit for the entire week. Do you have a ladies suit? I do. Oh my God.

I didn't add for men's warehouse once. Oh my God. She said that so proudly. I do. Oh, I do. I want suit. I have a goodness suit. Who's the best for this to land on?

Brandon KB is gonna just look like a professional KB's gonna look awesome. She's just gonna be a dork Daniel. I wouldn't mind Danny in a suit I think Kate would be pretty funny. I feel like Yeah, Danny Zah is on the wheel? He looked great at that wedding. I think that's how this came up. Oh, Zah at the wedding.

That is, yeah. So yeah, Zah would be fitting and he would also look great. So then everyone will wear a suit for one day with this person. But we'll go suit week. Deal. Okay.

Oh. Does anybody, you guys have briefcases anymore is that a thing anymore Man purse I would love to have a briefcase Super function, it's like limos. Yeah, my dad had one a long time ago Yeah, there's a powerful thing back in the day. Oh a long time ago. Yeah, it was a powerful thing back in the day.

Oh, not too late to bring it back. Not too late to bring it back. Suitcase. I might go retro again. How about I might if it was Brandon? Just fill it up with snacks. Kramer. I don't know how many suits. You just got the one coat and it's all you need. No, you got to wear a full suit.

You can't just wear a coat. It's not coat week, dude. Tides, you're gonna look great in a suit. I don't know how many I own or if they fit. It's a problem. I feel like... Oh, shit. Kate's pumped. I'm like slick my hair back. I'm gonna like get a mustache. I

Feel like my professional game In the right lighting oh boy. Oh boy. I'll tell you what if this lands on me I think I might start suit week tomorrow and just be like, fuck it, because I think next Friday we're out. Oh, there we go. Sam. I'm taking my shoes off. Oh no. I gotta get men's shoes. What kind of shoes are you guys wearing?

I gotta get some brown suede. Oh, there you go, Titus. Yes, the shoes always work. Okay, Kate and KB, hold on, let's FaceTime KB real quick. Also, I wish he was here, because I want to hear about his Philly weekend and the wrestling. He missed. He missed. Why did he miss it?

He missed the biggest home win in wrestling history. He was trying to beat traffic. I misread that text from him, and I thought he was mad at the people there, and he wanted to beat them, so he had to leave. I totally misread that Hmm Maybe he's not really an answer the phone guy. Is he no there's no way

We'll text you in three hours and be like just saw this Hey, it's down to you and Kate to see us to wear a suit for the entire week next week Oh, yeah, well, I would ask you but you weren't there Alright do you want to see it just so you know, alright, this is best of seven. Are you doing a podcast right now? Yeah Oh shit. What's up boys? Sorry Cross over what's up son of a boy dad? Alright, go quick. Yeah What oh I would like to wear a suit so you want to wear a suit all week Yeah, you know that's it's suit week. It's not suit day

Okay What happens in a sweep? Oh, yeah, what happens in the suite? birthday suit nevermind birthday suit always I Feel bad that I'm interrupting son of a boy dad Oh, it's anus oh, I don't I don't feel bad anymore I'm gonna make that phone instigating now. We did it over. It was not an argument. It was a one-sided argument. One person was boiling that. KB was explaining an argument.

And then you guys were asking a bunch of questions, keeping it going. This is an A, right? Yeah, because they asked me to put a question. Alright, KB, you're wearing a suit all week next week. I am. Yeah. Alright. Okay. I'll see ya He's gonna look great he is gonna look awesome You know he's gonna look awesome Okay, great job Zack thank you sir yeah

Brandon just quit on the show. We've got past 2 o'clock. All right. Not his new contract. All right, we'll see you everyone tomorrow. Warm sheep. It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save blue water! It's the Yak!

It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop, and do a Yankee swap! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Hope everybody had a good weekend. Good week ahead. We got Wum Sheep, mostly sports opening day on Thursday. Plinko Day Friday. Let's have a week.

You don't mind if I have a week? Alright, love you. See you tomorrow. Bye.