The Yak - Eddie's Going to an Influencer House Party in Hollywood | The Yak 12-13-24

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Roeback.com promo code yak. 20% off your first purchase. Cues is polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com, promo code yak. Eddie is here. Eddie. Eddie! Oh, he's got the spray! What is this? You can't hit your head, so you just give it,

you hit a little bad. You're spraying yourself? Yeah, I need to, it's tough. I like that. It's a Friday show, vibes are gonna be good a little bit later. If it's okay, I wanted to start the show on a little serious note and get it out of the way so we could have You have some fun on a Friday

Just say as the college basketball guy at Barstool on on behalf of me and everyone else that has a little bit of interest In college basketball. I just want to congratulate dick vital on being cancer free And and his his his path to get here has been tumultuous. It has been up and down. We are all behind you Dickie V. We are all inspired by your battle with cancer, your courageous fight and we all love you. Yeah.

Are you serious? The big C is no match for Dickie V. It's awesome baby, cancer free. Oh shit, Shane. Oh shit, Shane. baby. It's a free Dick. How you feel. Big cat. I feel tremendous cancer free for the first time in three years. I want him to do it all show. I know every time. Yeah, you can celebrate anyway. We got a lot of work to do. Our stadium for the Tampa Bay Rays is under construction. So we're trying to raise money for the stadium. But we got a great college basketball season ahead. My Buccaneers are in first place. It's

awesome baby. That's this Stephen Che. Yeah. You just slipped into Stephen Che. I think he's a Bucs fan. Oh congrats. Thank you. I got scared. I did a jump scare when I saw the graphic when I was like oh yeah. Oh thank God. I never want to see a grap. Oh scared the fuck out of me. We can't lose dicky V Have you done a che impression ranking? It's pretty much dicky V Godzilla But Chris Tucker is your Michael close dicky V's your best cuz Chris Tucker your one-dimensional it is good But you can only say the one line you can dicky V. You can you get into character for dicky V

the one line you know? Dickie V you can, you get into character for Dickie V. I get a little bit more yeah, I have more range. There we go. It's limited. I love his troops. There you go. His troops? Yeah, he does a good troops.

What do you mean? Oh, troops, our former coworker? Wait, what? I didn't know you had a troops. I have a troops. You have a troops? He has a troops. Baka gain!

That's it? That's all I got. That's all you got? All right Ed. All right Ed. Oh yeah, I didn't know you got? All right, Ed. All right, Ed. I'm sorry.

I didn't know you had that. Eddie, what are the other things that we don't know that you know because that was one of the biggest takeaways from tunnel days that you just were like, you guys didn't know about the tunnel, I just hang out in there sometimes. Is there more shit you're keeping? And now we find out that he had a troops this whole time? Yeah. What are you keeping from us?

I'm trying to think. We got, I mean, there's a video that KB and I are going to get started on soon. What's that? Ed and Kyle collab. Oh, that's a rare collab. It's never happened. We should do that more where we like, maybe that's, maybe that's next year is like a, a goal is like we just, we do like a mix and match

of just like the weirdest collabs. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. There's a lot of weirder collabs. Cause there are probably people that if, if they actually sat down and thought about it, they might be very creative together.

Yeah. They just never thought that they would work well together. Yeah. Like Max, Max had the idea of doing a dug and pug show Dug and pug that could go yeah, that could go nuclear it feels like that has nuclear potential It would be the weirdest collab for me Kate and Tate Yeah Cody yeah captain Ferdinand. I was yeah

Yeah. Uh, Cody? Yeah, Captain Ferdinand, I was gonna say. Yeah, maybe Cody. Yeah. He's, we are stifling that. You think so? That man is peak entertainment. You think so?

Oh my god. He's up there, yeah. You start peeling back the layers. He's got, he's got something there. Has he been dropping fits? No. Oh. Hey, why'd you say you hate Fridays?

Oh, I was doing like a fake thing. That would be crazy. Felt real. Fuck Fridays. Felt real. I was doing a reverse Garfield. Oh, I like that. The leaf frag.

I was saying this on Mostly Sports. I filled in for Brandon Walker, who's just decided not to come to work today. So I do. I see my therapist on Fridays and I realize I accidentally have been cliffhanging him like for no reason. I don't even know if this is a thing you're supposed to. Like I've been literally at the end of our session I've been cliffhanging. What do you mean? Like today I was like weird. I was talking about like how to avoid the negative feedback loop of like don't, you can see 100 positive comments, you won negative one, like how do you let

the negative one, because I was saying Nick Foles was here yesterday and we were talking about Philly Sports. He's like, yeah, I just didn't listen to any of the radio. And I actually believed him, because a lot of people say that and it's like, there's no way. And he was like, I have my trust in God and my relationship with God. So today we were talking about that with my therapist.

At the end, I was just like, yeah, I just kind of wish I believed in God, but we could talk about that next week. And then just walked out. The week before, I realized I did too, where I was just like, that probably speaks to my relationship with my dad. But yeah, we'll save that. And I've just been doing that. I don't know why. You're an entertainer.

You're excited for the next episode. Yeah, like tune in for the next episode. Next week. Really serious. Those are Game of Thrones level finales. But today was the second one I've done in a row. And I was like, why did I do that again? Well, you're a fledgler.

You're a newbie to the game. Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to do that. You're still trying to avoid those conversations. That's true, wow. Naturally. That's true. Was your therapist like Nick Foles from the Philadelphia Eagles?

Well, we talked about, the first time I talked about like what I do, he's a sports fan, so he's, I don't know if he's very much aware of Barstool, but he obviously like, but yeah, he knew who I was saying. Big Dick Nick? Yeah, Big Dick Nick. But yeah, when he said that, I was like,

I actually believe him. I actually think he didn't listen to the outside noise. That's the only cure. It really is. The only cure. It's the only cure. Just make your tunnel vision to your happiness. You don't get off heroin by doing a little bit of heroin.

That's such a good point. You might be better than my dad, Mr. KB. Except RFK. What is he up to? Dude, I've said this before, but like, he should have, his whole presidential campaign should have been like, I was a heroin addict for 13 years. That's one of the most impressive feats of all time.

That's him, I keep forgetting who that was. Yeah, yeah. I did not know that. I don't know. Just mean off it. I don't know how you could be a heroin addict for 13 years. That doesn't, you've never heard of someone being like-

That's like drowning for a day. Yeah, you either, yeah, right. It's like, I drowned for an entire day once. 13 years is years it's insane Die or you get help. I feel like if you're rich enough It's like the stuff you got to do for the hair true really breaks you down You're a hundred percent like a lot of like he was yeah Yeah, he never had to be like I gotta go suck cock for her. Yeah. Yeah, like yeah

I think a lot of celebrities and millionaires are secretly hard drug addicts Yes, they can get away with it. They don't to break into their family's homes and right Yeah, is heroin a thing you can micro dose. I don't think so Little your little skosh A little bit. Yeah, I think it keeps you you just keep fucking yeah chasing the dragon, right? Yeah, but I think like some people just are genetically predisposed to not enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, like some people don't like alcohol some people don't write like coffee or nicotine. Yeah. Yeah So are you worried about becoming a god guy?

No. Although, actually, I do think you get susceptible to it as, like, the later in life you get, because you're like, oh, shit, I'm going to die. Like, people get more religious as they get older. So I guess maybe. I think so. And more successful, too.

There's no root. No, but I think successful people, they do the opposite where they're like, there's no God, I just did this all myself. Where like, yeah, luck isn't a thing, I just bootstrap myself. Which is bullshit every single time, anyone ever says that.

The quarterbacks love to thank God though. They love to. Jameis Winston got delivered from pick sixes. Didn't throw a pick six last week. Yeah, Scott. Yeah, do you think we'll have an openly atheist president or an openly atheist Super Bowl winning quarterback? Who just like wins the Super Bowl and is like, I'll tell you one person I'm not thinking

God. Yeah. He didn't do shit for me. Yeah. He's not rooting for us. I like the post-gate. Yeah. I like the pink science. Yeah. I want to throw in that pick if he do shit for me. Yeah, he's not rooting for us. I like the post-gate, yeah. I like the think science. Yeah. I wouldn't throw in that pick if he was rooting for me. Yeah, what the hell?

There should be a patron saint of quarterbacks by now. Are they still coming out with new patron saints? Do they? That's a good question. They had some ridiculous ones. Oh yeah, of everything. I think Theresa just got named, right, mother? She's been.

She's a saint? Yes, she's been a saint. She's dead. Yes. Big time. I knew that. I'm pretty sure she's been a saint. She's been dead for a while. Yeah. What do you mean? She's been a saint forever. No no no no no no right. Do you think mother how old was Mother Teresa when she died? Like 85. You think her pussy still got wet? Jesus. What? That's fair. We did Jimmy Carter yesterday. We You think her pussy still got wet? What that's fair we did Jimmy Carter yesterday we have to be fair

Quality Quality looks like That shit was still juicy Afterlife question oh if you guys you're asking the right people all died you guys died hypothetically and God was there and you had one thing to say what would you say? Because I know what I would say what is a thing. Oh statement question anything It would have to be a question. I probably would be like hey God would that be is there

name God I'd be like, God, call me Drew. Call me straight bro. I'd say sup. Yeah, I'd be like, shoot me straight bro. Oh shit man, what's up? Did you fucking know about the tunnel? You could see what he said like,

yeah I knew that was there the whole time. You idiots. What would you ask Stephen? I'd say, so what's next? Oh. Well aren't you about to find out anyway? Yeah. I feel like that's what's next? Oh. Well, aren't you about to find out anyway? Yeah. I feel like that's a waste of a question.

He'll say, we're going to get to that in orientation. Yeah, you're basically asking, what are we doing today? Orientation's coming up. We're about to, yeah. You just got to just get out of here. I'd ask for my stats. Stats? Tell me the closest time I was to death.

Yeah, I want to know that, too. How long did I sleep? Like, I want all my stats sheet. Maybe ask them sleep like what like I want all my on my stat sheet Yeah, maybe ask them like hey, did you ever think about maybe? Rooting for a Bears quarterback like was that ever ever cross your desk how many dudes have jerked off to me. Oh Yeah, it's gotta be over 10. You're playing the fucking million. Yeah, you might be million Cuck porn is a big thing better question is how many do you think of jerked off to the fellas here a lot? I think so yes. Yeah, I've met some what Someone came up wasn't we didn't get to that immediately yeah, but he's pickle back shots. He said that he was like I've jerked off

Yeah, what's like boss while I was playing in the background Are you looking at? Yeah, he was just an open book after it was a gay Yeah, but not openly I do feel like a lot of people just play the yak in the background sometimes while they're doing stuff and I bet people Accidentally jerked off to us. Yeah, I watched Kyle in the balloon back one time and It did something for you. I did it. I mean like I get it I didn't do it, but like I get it. I saw the balloon. We definitely all have moments. Yeah Yeah, I guess I never even thought of that because I don't think I've ever been

finger blasted to Finger blood oh feel like it's just more of a silent. I guess you have not much in the background during that. Yeah Everybody here's probably somebody's weird thing Yeah Maybe I don't know you think Eddie's picked up a few more with his haircut now. Yes that definitely like There's there's probably yeah, some chick who was like I never thought of him that way the mister the mister There's probably, yeah, some chick who was like, I never thought of him that way. The mister.

The mister. What's the one stat you're dying to know, Eddie? I wanna know what was the closest time to dying. Yeah. Like before this, like what was, remember that car ride you went in? It was a simple car ride? Well, actually, two minutes later,

a semi smoked that same spot. Oh, wow. That's what I want. What about chicks that totally would've fucked you if you just would've asked? That would've ruined it. Is that good or have fucked you if you just would have asked that would Bad to know that god damn it ever yeah ever

If you realize all you had to do is just just ask for her number. She would have fucked you right like what? Try talking to yeah God's like your wife fuck I do is ask Highlight reel would be cool mine would probably just be like a vine, but still some people in a theater Will be awesome. Yeah, I Do also I think I would love to see like I want to see back in the day

I would a comet hitting the earth like one of those big ass ones that killed the dinosaurs Yeah, I would love to just god. Can I be next to you way up in the sky? Yeah, you want to end humanity not now like I said I want to go back in time and see like I'll go back in time biggest asteroid to ever hit the earth see footage of Prehistoric okay, I got you. Yeah, that's what I would be the best yeah You can I see the moment pangea like a chunk of pangea like yeah yeah I'd rather see that or like early civilization I think early civil as a mom now I'm always like how did they take care of their babies while they

were like it was just very primal yeah well yeah the moms just like sat in the cave I know the boys just went out out and they just did boy shit. But did they, sitting around the cave back in the day, if somebody farted, did they all laugh? Did they laugh? Did a cavewoman ever shake her ass? Yeah. Honestly, yes.

I still would go to the comet, but I would like to see that, too. We were talking about it mostly sports. I think that I'm so much smarter than anyone, like Columbus. I'm smarter than him No, yeah, yeah Yeah, Columbus for sure. Yeah, I think they were way smarter than us now No way, but they never know what an iPhone had way less distractions exactly But if like they only thought we were doing with Martin Luther like if he walked in here He he would say some dumbass shit

Martin Luther not kidding. I don't know anything about the other guy Protestant Columbus came in here. You don't think he'd be smarter than him. You know you know how the world like you know Yeah, didn't you know the the world was small. Yeah, he thought, he thought, we have maps. Yeah. Satellite. Yeah, he doesn't have that shit. He didn't know that shit. Yeah, they have less information in their brain.

I.E. smarter. What would be, someone with the most information in their brain would be one of the smartest people, would it not? Is it not? Is it, though? But I feel like it's natural intelligence and intellect. Yeah, if you think about things. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

There's a difference. Like anyone, like a lot of people can hoard information about a specific topic. But being able to hoard information is definitely a sign of intelligence. And Columbus doesn't know shit. Didn't know shit, yeah. Famously, actually.

Yeah, he Really made a mistake I think if you gave you an hour in Columbus an hour to go study How a satellite works and come back and explain it to us? I feel like he would come back and like be able to really explain it to us like I think he would learn it No way No, I listen I'm not smart. I'm not saying I'm sorry. I'm just saying those people were fucking dumb But at the same time you get to Europe right now yeah, yeah you'd fly there I guess yeah Newton invented calculus right and that's tough. That's the apple in the tree. Yeah

Wasn't it? I think it was Newton invented calculus and the shit that he did gravity, right? He did it all he did it all. Yeah, he did so much. He did it all man sides and Da Vinci Da Vinci did a lot Yeah, I do science Why does what is Leibniz get any credit? But Newton got no pussy right? He was a virgin. He was a virgin. Yeah Oh, so Einstein fucked his cousins That's true. Yeah, so he's not very smart Yeah, he did. I think he married his cousin a

Lot out right there's a dumb move. Yeah Lot of people bro, there's so many chicks out there and you married your cousin Yeah That's a dumbass move. A lot of people. Bro, there's so many chicks out there, and you married your cousin? Yeah. I've said that many times. I don't know. Can you fact check that, TJ? Because I might just be slandering Einstein's name. Just continuously telling everyone,

did you know Einstein? Fuck his cousin. I didn't know. Yeah. So it might not be true. No, I think you're right. I think I heard that somewhere. And it might have been you that said it. Elsie's second wife and cousin of Albert Einstein.

Their mothers were sisters. Yeah, but they didn't... This guy's a fucking freak. They didn't have, like, social media. But still... Convenient. I feel like it was even easier back then. You just walk down the street and you're like,

you, all right. I mean, if she didn't look like that, that would be better. She looks like Einstein. What's crazy is... Did they do it because they didn't want to change names? Just picked her up at the family party. Rudolph and Fanny.

That's the woman he laid with? Yeah. She's astronomically ugly. Born in Einstein, Elsa gave up the name when she took the surname of her first husband, Max Lowenthal. So maybe that's why... But that makes him even dumber! That he got confused and he's like, oh, we don't have the same last name. They had to have known at this point in history

that that was kind of weird, right? You'd think. No, like they had no idea. She often played with her cousin Albert in her, she called him Alberti. Two part ways in 1894 when Albert left Germany and followed his family to Milan. Kind of looks like the guy from The Bear.

A little bit. You had eyes. Yeah. She looks like an Einstein. That's weird. If you're going to fuck your cousin, she better be hot. Right. Yeah. Wait, she got divorced, changed her name back to Einstein and then started dating Einstein. Again, I like this is a dumb move yo Albert was married and he cheated on his wife with his cousin. Oh my god Motherfuckers trying to cheat and then make you dinner bitch put my chicken back in my fridge Where's that from? I saw that. That's a good one. Motherfuckers cheat and then try to make you dinner. Bitch, put my chicken back in my freezer. That's good.

Um, KB we're gonna have to play uh, basketball today against each other. I keep winning that thing? You keep winning it. KB's on're gonna have to play basketball today against each other. Like keep winning that thing? You keep winning it. KB's on fire three weeks in a row. You're on fire. What is it, a three point? Yeah. Well, it's kind of, have you not been here on a Friday? I've been taking Friday.

I didn't even realize that you don't even know how this competition works. It's been bad. I feel like we've been doing this for a month. I know. I saw Mark and Kate play. Yeah. You've just been having Sarah gets wind for you.

What am I getting from that? $200 bonus. Where is it? It's probably in your account. Is it? Yeah. Oh, shit. Jack McCarthy, I think it's probably in your account is it yeah, oh shit jack mccarthy I think it's been asking you for your username No, I gave him that two weeks ago

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What? Yeah. Any questions for him? Yeah. A lot of really interested in that topic. Fix me. Me too. A gut biome. There is a lady, basically they discover

that certain people can smell when somebody else has Parkinson's disease. What? It's like a real thing. This lady was like, my husband smells weird some things up blah blah blah Turns out nobody else could smell what she was talking about Turns out he had Parkinson's and this doctor was like I'm curious and had her smell like a ten person line up and like And she like picked out exactly it and then they're starting to find out certain people and it's the smell of like your gut

But like all this stuff is tied to your gut biome that's that would suck to have that power right yeah like a responsibility now for the rest of your life you gotta walk around and smell everybody don't you're like letting people just suffer yeah yeah the same life as a bloodhound oh yeah I think I have that right I usually have you're stuffed up one week and you get it wrong. Your life is smelling dudes and giving them the worst news of their life. Superpowers are totally oblivious to sh- this is the worst superpower. Yeah This is the worst superpower ever created. The one out of ten. It's this thing floating. It's lovely male musk smell had got his overpowering sort of nasty yeast smell

Holy shit. It's like the cilantro people. So, Dr. Sardegna kept saying, look, you know, you're not washing enough. But like nobody else could smell it but her. So he was like, you're crazy. But they're saying like Parkinson's, like all these diseases in like the brain and blah, blah, blah. Like actually they are starting to believe start in the gut. Oh, I mean, that's why. Yeah. Good for me. Yeah. Maybe he'll give like a lecture instead of the podcast.

Did maybe just like list everything we eat on Sundays and ask him. That's a good idea. What's wrong? How's that? Yeah. Hey, I feel depressed every Sunday night. Is it the Bears or is it the five pieces of pizza, 15 wings, ice cream and Chinese food that I eat the bears what if he was like yeah actually that's fine have you guys you guys ever done Chia pet day no because your hair no well and I saw a commercial recently okay you know I was thinking about that

be a good one everyone buys a Chia pet you guys do a draft of the chia Pat whoever comes back in like a month and has the best grown chia pet. I like that. Oh I didn't even know they'll celebrate that yeah, I didn't know they kept on doing chia pet. Yeah, look at these How do you how does how do they work? It's just like a fern the plant? Yeah, who can oh shit? We got to do this Fern the plant yeah, so you can oh shit. We got to do this The Obama chia pet is oh the Ninja Turtle one is awesome Oscar the grouch is brilliant Brilliant what a great idea. Oh Willie Nelson. That's funny. Oh that is funny Can we make the custom ones? Oh?

Yeah, Chia brandon walk Chia Pet? Oh my god. Incredible. Can we sell a Brandon Walker pubes Chia Pet? Joe Biden Chia Pet? Oh my god. Oh, Chucky. I need this. Oh, Sonic, that's cool.

I didn't know the, I didn't know the depth of the line up. Oh yeah, that's why. I thought there was only like three versions of Chia Pet. No, no, no. Who invented Chia Pets? Cause this is one of the dumbest ideas ever that somehow worked. Cause I remember as a kid, the commercials.

Yup. Oh, the pop rocks. I thought that was like a 60s thing. No, I think it was 90s. Yeah, they always looked old though. It looked like it was from the 60s. Chia, can you find a commercial old commercial of it? 4777 the chia pets been kicking what kind of plant is it?

Don't even know chia I guess Yeah What a crazy thing to think of Hmm pet rocks Chicago when you attend a housework show in Chicago negotiating rates Wow Hmm. Pet Rocks? Chicago. When you attend a housework show in Chicago, negotiation rates... Wow.

You find one of the old commercials. Chachachee-ya. I think that's really why it took off. Oh, yeah. That was it. Great branding. It has nothing... I mean, like, because...

Oh, yeah. It's like Meow-Mix. Yeah. There's a new pet. Chachachee-ya. Yeah, there's a new pet Yeah, the pottery that grows it's fun and easy soak your chia spread the seeds Take your hair transplant Collection of fun with chia teddy bears puppies you can't even play with

Kind of looks like shit. Yeah, but's, it's, it kinda looks like shit too. Yeah. Disgusting. But they got it, they got us with the j-j-j-j-j-jia. It looks infected. Yeah. Kay would gladly take them all afterwards too. It doesn't look like a teddy bear at all. Me? 100% No. Yes.

You just watch it, it's literally watching grass. Yeah, unless you're doing like the head of someone with an afro, it doesn't even look like a thing anymore. Yeah. Like that was, yeah. Well they had better shit in the late 70s. They had video games. Yeah, Atari was yeah, well they had better shit in the late 70s. They had video games. Yeah, Atari You guys ever do the digimon did you have those digi pets? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah, those were tomagotchi

Yeah That was nuts. They figured out a way to just trap you into it. You just keep feeding that stupid thing I never yeah, you ever got into it. You just keep feeding that stupid thing. I never yeah You ever got into it. I was a little too young. Yeah kindergarten I was like seven and I think I told the story for I threw mine out in the middle of the night walk to my Parents alley in the garbage can as if I was committing a murder you killed it. I just couldn't take it anymore Yes, it would beep when I'm green beep during the night. It was a buzz light year one I said fuck this and I had a guilty conscience for years

Dispose of your Tamagotchi did you guys ever in high school have like that or college have that egg thing where it's like it's supposed to be a Baby, and you and someone else take care of it. Oh, yeah, we never did that, but I know the trope Yeah, I I felt like that was fake that a movie Yeah But I know the trope. Yeah, I I felt like that was fake that a movie Yeah Yeah, I think that's a Berenstein Bears thing like oh yeah, I took care of a baby no you didn't I Would have definitely remembered that Why would that be a thing in high school like what like what are the teachers think you like how to don't get pregnant?

Yeah, yeah, like what are the teachers thinking there? Teaching you, like, how to... Don't get pregnant. Yeah. Like, what class is that for? Why do I, at 16 years old, need to practice having a baby? So I don't have a baby. Yeah, so you're like, this sucks. Yeah, like, cries all night in your closet, and then you're like, I'm never having sex. Makes sense on paper.

Yeah. Just feel like math might be a more important thing to learn They also I feel like they like teaching us like yeah, I'll write they could do it pretty easily just also just being like Everyone bring in all the money you have and then just take it and be like that's what a baby You don't want it. Break your vertebrae. Didn't you say you thought humans laid eggs because of that exercise, Eddie, for a while?

What? No way. No. Dumb things you used to think. Yeah. That's my favorite. Yeah, the teacher lived at school. Yeah, the teacher lived at school.

I used to think my testicles were play-doh like actual play-doh That one fucked me up for a while teachers living at school was always I was I thought the teachers lounge had like a jacuzzi In it yeah, massage chairs. Yeah, then you'd see your teacher like the grocery store like what? Hell they let you out Yeah, how are you doing? What the hell? They let you out? Yeah. Stopped? Yeah. How does this make sense?

I've said this before, but I grew up Catholic, and I used to think the confessional in the back was like a secret door where God lived in there. And Jesus, I thought they all were in there, because only the priest could go in. And I used to slide letters to Jesus under the door. I was like, yeah. While my mom was at choir practice.

You were old enough to write letters. Yeah, I believed shit for like. I still believed. We were like super Catholic. Yeah, I believed a lot of crazy shit for a long time. Sliding letters to Jesus under the door and to Mary. Oh man, you were Catholic boy, right? I was, yeah.

Well, I still am, I guess. You believe in God? Same. Do you believe in God? Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, well still am I guess yeah God same you do you believe do you believe in God? Yeah, sure You know you failed religion class I did Top three was it literally just do you believe in God? No it was Multiple choice no you to tell them what the gospel was they would like tell you to go to church and then like write like a little synopsis

And then I'd always fail it and then then I just stole a miscelette. And then I got better. Yeah, it was a really hard class. It's just history, basically. History of religion. It was. Did you talk to Foles about his master's degree? No.

It's in divinity, which is theology, from Liberty University. He did seem very religious. Yeah. I respect. I actually am weirdly kind of jealous of people who have that. Being like, yeah, I respect I actually like absolutely weirdly kind of jealous people who have like that. Like being like yeah, I have a relationship with God. I'm like, yeah, there's no doubt. I want that. Yeah. I guess I am going to become a good guy. I'm telling you. I

think once you get a shit certain level. Yeah. Shit. That feels imminent. Now. Do you have anything to say about Luigi? Is he Italian? Max is trying to start a rumor that he's Greek. He might be Greek. Like, the 23andMe. He legitimately was like, yeah, I heard he's Greek. He's like, no, he might be.

For real. I actually, I think I need a... I might need you guys to pick out my outfit for tomorrow. Why? That party? Oh, yeah? Influencer party Without that haircut yeah, wait give us the details. What's going on? So Lance's best friend from childhood is a big youtuber Yeah, I've seen him. Yeah. Yes his name you Nick near senior really sweet guy He's dating sky brother whatever like he's done really well for himself

And he's like big thing was like I million subscribers million subscribers, and he finally hit it so he's throwing a big party and Lance obviously wanted to go and Lance is the best I'm like Lance let's go like let's just let's bring a camera let's see what happens so yeah it's gonna be me and the Hollywood he was like the Nelk boys right yes he was an old milk boy yeah yes he's very talented where where where is this it's at a house somewhere in LA oh you're going to a house party Do she is oh Yeah

Got the hills probably is it in the hills gotta be in the hills I Don't know exactly where it's gotta be so what you got at this party. Are you gonna get drunk? Are you gonna? Is everyone gonna walk around with a camera him and Bradley Martin are gonna be lifting? Walk around with a camera him and Bradley Martin are gonna be lifting Yeah, well you gotta have a play I know that's why I need you guys be careful who you take pictures with that could come Back to buy that's true down the road. You know I know and I never understand that what do you mean like? Respectfully if someone was like hey, you know like I'm going here, and I want to ride in the jet talking about Epstein. Oh, yeah.

I'd probably say yes, but maybe you didn't know what was going on. But he was... the people kind of knew. Yeah, yeah. I get what you're saying. Like, I've always said that, uh, if part of my take existed in whatever, 2008, we 100% would have had Jared Fogle on. And he probably would have been, like, a good friend of the show. Yeah. He would have been like Jared... You guys would have had Jared Fogle on. And he probably would have been like a good friend

of the show. He would have been like Jared O'Connell. You guys would have loved it. Yeah, Jared would have been drafting our fantasy team. Yeah. Oh my god. That would have been bad. Like 100% would have just know how it would have worked.

There would be a picture of him in PFT in each leg of his pants. Yeah, we would have had him on. We'd have been like, oh, we love this guy. Every time the cold slews, we would have been like, come on, Jared. Zoom in. Happ happened to another bar some play who Erin Foster was he friends with Jared Yeah, this would He would have Jared Fogel would have done the gauntlet for sure without a doubt

100% Jared Fogel would it you the gauntlet for sure without a doubt 100% Jared Fogel would it you had a pretty bad time Yeah, he definitely didn't look athletic, but he would have been a gauntlet eating a footlong would have been the end of the gauntlet Yeah, right. Yes, we would have done a sponsored video with it. Yeah. Oh my god That's what I mean, you know, yeah like But Epstein your example is hop on the jet with Yeah. But your example was hop on the jet with him? Just for a ride? To Thailand?

I was talking more like, just because you're at the same party doesn't necessarily mean you're hopping on the jet now. If someone offered you a ride, like if someone was like, hey, it'd be hard to turn down a jet ride. Do you want to fly 33C? Or do you want to take a jet to LA? I'd probably take the jet. Oh, yeah. Regardless of what it is. Oh, yeah. I thought, in your scenario, I thought, like, Jeffrey Epstein's coming up to you, be like,

you want to get on my jet? And you don't really know where it's going. Oh, no. You're like, where are we going? He's going, pedophile. Yeah. No, no, no. You're like, all right.

Yeah, I mean, like, J.Lo's kind of in this whole diddy shit, right? Like, I've been in her house. Yeah. Interviewed her. She smelled incredible. Yep. That's all I'm saying. She've been in her house. Yeah interviewed her She smelled incredible

It's all I'm saying Like when remix to ignition comes on at the club and you're like yeah Want to dance our Kelly also? Totally his warehouse right here. Yeah, you know the gauntlet why for sure Kelly warehouse. It's like right here Yeah, yeah, he would have been a gauntlet time for sure. You guys would have been... You guys would have had like a weekly segment with O.J. Yeah.

Like, 90s. Yeah. Like before, yeah. Yeah. You would have. Barsaw would have hired him for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, when he like flamed out as like an announcer,

we'd have been like, O.J., yeah. You want to do the pro football show? It would have been a book, yeah. Yeah. It's true. Damn, have been a book, yeah. Yeah. It's true. Damn, there's a lot of these. Cosby on mostly sports with Brandon.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would have. The only guy I ever wanted to meet was Cosby, yeah. Wow. Yeah, we would have had a special guest zoom in. I guess there are a lot of these. So let's have some grace for people.

That's all I ask. That's smart for you to do before you go to this party. Yeah, what kind of party is this gonna be at? Setting the. So let's have some grace for people. That's all I ask. That's smart for you to do before you go to this party. Yeah. What kind of party is this going to be at? Yeah, setting the stage. Let's have some grace. Sometimes you go to a Hollywood party, you don't know what happens. Yeah.

Sounds like those Eddie and Diddy pictures are going to be coming out any day now. Are you going to get drunk? So I think I'm technically, so the hair thing, there's a lot of restrictions. I think I'm technically not supposed to, but I don't know how I'm going to get through without it. Right. are you, better question, are you going to do any drugs given to you? I mean, you guys famously know, the only drug I did was steroids, it's it.

Yeah. Yeah. Famously. Famously. Famously. Sorry, we should just start like, whenever someone comes, it's like, hey, we got a juice head upstairs.

Eddie. Eddie. What's up, dude? You juice head up state So geared up Are you gonna bring anything like a high noon 24 pack or anything or well that I don't think they drink regular stuff like that Right. I think they drink all that like it's gonna be it's gonna be like 17 different like pockets of people drinking their sponsored drink. Yeah Yeah, everyone's got their own drink. Exactly.

It's been mixing Prime and vodka. Yeah. Those guys might be there, right? Probably. Paul Brothers? Probably, right? Dude, Eddie, you're going to be. Maybe.

What if you forget about us? I thought about that. Hehehehe. Listen, if we lost you to the LA influencers scene, I actually don't think I'd be that upset No, I gotta be like, you know what? That's I understand like if if I lost you to like The score here I'd be mad if I lost you to LA influence like you know what? Go be you fly fly ready to fly. Yeah Fly upgrading from white-sx Dave to Jake Paul. Yeah

You're you're hosting with your Co right are you filling in for your Co? Yes? Yes? Yes when the 23rd? Oh nice 1000 yeah, that's awesome You'll crush that a lot going on are you going so Lance and you are like who's showing up? What's the group looking like as you're rolling up to the party? It's just you two Yeah, I think yeah, whatever I go over black Yeah, you have to go over. Oh my god. You have to go. Oh you gotta go or early mad early So you think he's gotta go really early those it sucks to show up in every ah yeah And you also be nice if you went early cuz they made you get a couch on my huge. Yeah. Yeah get a corner

I'm a big mark. They put up a barstool flag Should I get some brand yeah I'm excited to see what comes out of this so is Lance gonna film. Yeah, he's gonna film I seriously feel like it doesn't it feel like there's gonna be a hundred camera. Yeah, he's gonna film. I seriously feel like, doesn't it feel like there's gonna be 100 cameras? Everyone's gonna be filming. Yeah, it's gonna be not really a party as much as a content. There's gonna be 10 vlogs going on at once.

Yeah, dual vlogs. Is Lance gonna have a few drinks? That's right, I want him to have a good time. He's gonna hot lose. You know what you gotta do. This is a party, why are we talking sobriety? You gotta vlog, you gotta, cause everyone's gonna do a vlog

and they're all gonna be the same vlogss like craziest party ever. Oh shit. You got to do a bathroom review vlog Review every single bathroom in the house. Okay. Yeah All right a good like spin on the vlogs that ever because they're all gonna be the same like wow this party Oh, we jumped in the pool and it's just you being like, all right bathroom number three Not so bad toilet paper a little bit farther away than it should be. I like that. It's just every supply. Yeah. You taking a piss? You want to call the guy and just like ask some like you know questions? Some questions about the party? Right. Yeah let me see if I got his number. Who's going

to be there? Also what are you going to wear? I don't know that's why I need you guys to help. Yeah. I think you go like. What time? Like daytime party? I don't know. That's why I need you guys. Oh, yeah. I think you go like what time like Don't each casual. Yeah Can you hear us I can't I don't think I could wear hats yet. I Was gonna wear a bucket hat maybe oh Bucket hat would be good as I clear that restriction you can do that Like one of those fuzzy white bucket hats Lance we're

talking about the party. Oh, let's go. I said, Eddie, I think Eddie should do, because there's going to be a lot of vlogs coming out of this party, right? Yeah. I think Eddie should do a bathroom review of every bathroom in the place. Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that'd be sweet. Yeah. Is it, Eddie, his house? No. Okay. It'll be, I believe it's at like a mansion that is someone else's heard it but in the hills right I want you in Yeah, yeah In the bathroom, okay, I want in like a check like flusher What about bathrooms that are connected to a bedroom? I feel like that could stop have to go okay have to go Yeah, cuz that's like this covert shit. That's shit people want to see mm-hmm

Yeah, true, but like I don't want to walk in on like Bradley Martin giving the two finger bearing foundation. Yeah, you do for the vlogs, things like numbers. Lance, so can you call Nick? Yeah, I'll call him right now. All right. We have some questions. It was like a whole RSVP list and everything. Oh, really? Who's going? Yeah, you need to know who's going to be there. I actually, besides like me, Eddie Eddie and then some of my like hometown friends I really don't know. I know that like they'll be Celebrities like rappers performing and stuff. Oh

God like Papa John might be gone if I hope Papa John's going That's the guy you do want to take a picture with them I've taken a picture with Papa John I've taken a picture And has been I want to have a cop John's helicopter oh you have Can't imagine one of my friends is like he was like mentored by Papa John oh really yeah What ways was he meant he wasn wasn't teaching my pizza. Yeah

He's under not disturbed, but so you know, oh wait nice you gotta double tap it disturb his ass Are you double tap? Yeah, so then override that It's Think like you said like little people wrestling and stuff. Yep It's supposed to be a WWE thing with a guy who was in Rough-and-routie what the academic weapon? Oh Okay I don't think he's picking up He's getting ready

Yeah, a little nervous. Yeah, if he's around tell it will shoot him a zoom link. I'm nervous for you Eddie It's like let's just be honest Eddie We're not like those type of party guys. No, like they're not getting up to watch football the next day. No and like You're gonna have to find a couch Yes, you have to find a couch You can't like I'm now getting nervous for you like if I put myself in your shoes like or if I was going to this party like

Standing for that long would kill me Yeah, what time is the party supposed to start? Nine worry about that okay, that's reasonable. Is there any end time? No Yeah, and like I was worried kind of party 1130 people are gonna be like getting fucked up, right? like they're supposed to be someone trying to break a world record for like keg stands so they're trying to have like 50 people each I don't know they're trying to have like 50 people do keg stands in a row well

I feel like that's good because you can't go wrong then if like you arrive a little late and people are already a little Messed up Are you do drugs? I'm not no I might hit a J if there's one there. Oh no, be careful. I kind of want Eddie to do drugs. What kind of drugs? What's the big drug?

Anything. Ketamines? Anything that's offered. They're going to be crushing cocaine, ketamine, molly. That's a vlog you could do. Just drugs? Eddie goes to this party and the only rule is you can't say no. Oh.

See where it gets you? Yeah. There's a string of yeses to everything. Eddie does a different drug in every bathroom. No matter what anyone asks you, you have to say yes. All right, man. Where do you end up? Do you think there's going to be like a swanky like goody bag or like parting gift?

Maybe not swanky, but I imagine they're probably like giving out. Oh, they're giving out Lambos. For sure. There could be. Everyone gets a Lambo. There could be something like that. Eddie, if you come back with a Lambo, I'm going to be so jealous. If any of you got a Lambo, would you drive it?

No. I don't think I could fit in a Lambo. Yeah Yeah, I think they got SUVs now, but do they yeah But you're right. It would be tough like imagine pulling up here Yeah, just asking to get like someone to try to rob you too. I feel like we'll drive a Lambo around true Those are not as oh, whatbo around. True. Oh, those are not his. Oh. What's that first one?

Oh. Oh. Oh. We got to get a check on that, because there are a lot of blue cars out there. Not everything is cornflower. A lot of imposters. That looks pretty cornflower-y.

Whoa. That might be better than cornflower. Whoa. Is that better? That's an incredible blue. Oh, my god. It looks just shiny for me. cornfloury Whoa Whoa Incredible blue He found his new favorite color no what is it cornflower blue that looks like grown-up cornflower You know it's changed his whole life instead of like the kitty cornflower on the It's a little better than cornflower blue. Oh that might Oh. Oh, that might be better. Oh my god.

You might be. That's an Evolve. A thousand on a day? What? $1,000 a day? Yeah, I mean, that makes it's a Lambo. Oh. Yeah, I don't know.

There are a lot of blue cars out there, but it's got to be a very specific type. How did cornflower blue run across your desk? Like how'd you? He just saw a car. Oh really? It literally changed his life. He stopped in his tracks.

Checks out. I got a quote from a paint person. And? Like absolute dirt cheapest, like $2,600, probably closer to $5,000. Okay. Pretty pricey. So, you know what we're going to do? You know what Stephen I'm going to do is that the in our fantasy league. I

think we have high scoring. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yes. I'll just have him send you that and then I'll cover the rest. Okay. Yeah. All right. That works. They I so I learned about painting a car. It's not they have to take the entire car apart. Oh Yeah, like they strip everything and then they paint each individual part got it which makes way more sense I thought I just went through like a machine pretty much. Yeah, we're this Danny's got him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is the academic weapon though. I think he's with Nick Yo, Brad You're on you're on the yak a live show here at bar stool. he's with Nick. Oh shit. Yo Brad. I'm here, what's going on?

You're on the Yak, a live show here at Barstool. Are you with Nick? I'm Nick, this is Nick. Oh, what up Nick? Nick, what's up dude? Here, I'm passing big thanks to phones. Wait, can he zoom? Can we send you a zoom link?

Do you have like the zoom app or are you with your laptop? We can just get you on the show. Do we have a zoom app? Do we have a zoom app? I think you can just pull it up. Google me, Google me. I think if we send you a link you can just get you on the show I think if we send you a link you can just open it up like a web browser. Yeah All right, yeah, we'll send him a link text me your email. No just text. Yeah, we'll just text you the link Yeah, it's your fucking you're gonna be in problems at this party

this party. None of that at the party. None of that. Alright, we'll text you a link. Yeah, TJ text Lance the link. Alright, sounds good. Yeah, just, you've never done, you just literally hit it. I'm always emailing it to people. Lance, that one. Doing blow in the bathroom and being like, bro, we should collab, what's your email? That's not what we want. That was brutal. No, that's like that's like my that's like one of my best friends, you know That's totally cool. Yeah, I know you should have He said he might just invite you guys you got to distance yourself from land. Yeah. Well Eddie knows how zoom works Danny we do the high noon ad. Yeah, I guess there's two Danny's, three Danny's. Too many Danny's.

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before your party tomorrow. Yeah, are you gonna bring anything? That's a other thing. I don't know, what could I offer these people? I have nothing. HighNoons. Shrimp Cocktail always plays. Some apps.

Yeah, but they want like no boo Shrimp Cocktail. When do you guys get, when are you guys flying? Tomorrow morning. And then when do you fly back? We're going to, I know we're going to Minnesota the next day. We're going direct Minnesota. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big change of pace. I can't believe you going to Minnesota the next day. We're going direct Minnesota. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big change of pace.

I can't believe you guys are going to that game. It has to be terrible. What? Is it a night game, or you have to get up early? Bears, Monday Night Football. It's a night game. OK. Eddie asked me if I wanted to go maybe two months ago.

And I was like, yeah, I think so. And then as every week got closer, I was like, I don't think so, dude. Yeah. I did. It just slowly went down. Where it was like, because in my head, when I said like, I don't think so, dude. I did. Just like slowly went down. Because in my head when I said yes initially, I was like, this is going to be sick.

This is going to probably be for like first place in the NFC North. What a scene. How do you orchestrate the wildest trips for us? The Oakland trip on a Monday to watch the White Sox? That was great. That was great. I'll never forget that one.

That was great. That was fun. I'll never forget that one. That was great. That was fun. But you're going to Minnesota? Yeah, LA then Minnesota. Have you been to that stadium? No, no, no, no, I'm excited. It's a cool stadium. Have you seen the weather?

Oh, is it bad? Minnesota is like, you'd think Chicago's bad. Minnesota is up there. Two degrees. It's two? Two degrees. It's a dome though, at least. You mean you can walk around in Minnesota in tunnels. Yes. I like that. Yeah. Yeah the skywalks Yes, I walks in tunnels Eddie probably already knew about that. Yeah

Yeah, dude, Minnesota like we think we got it like Minnesota's Arctic shit. Yeah, that is they don't I remember when we did the Super World Minnesota cuz I got a bunch of friends from Minneapolis and they're like thank God this week. We had good weather For the Super Bowl. We didn't want to be too bad. It was like 15 degrees every day Yeah, they were like no like this is great. Like people people are gonna want to come back Oh, you know, it's it's 37 on Monday. Minnesota is almost so cold that it's not cold. Like, it just numbs your skin. Yeah. There's like a point where it doesn't matter after that.

Nick, what's up? Oh, hell yeah. How we doing? Good. What's going on, man? Going on. It's great to meet you virtually. Yes.

I think I saw you when you came to the old office. So we're talking about this party. First of all, what do Eddie and Lance have to bring? They don't have to bring anything, but they're both gonna be doing keg stands I'm gonna be holding up Eddie with his two legs needs to be doing a keg stand You know, you know his hair though. You got to be careful his hair transplants. Oh I'll be careful. He looks good. He looks like Brad Pitt. This is soldier. Yeah Will will is so it's not your house, right?

No, it's a sponsored house. It's like this mansion in the middle of nowhere. So we can be as loud as we want, go as crazy as we want. It's probably the best in the house. I love it. I love it. No, it's a job. So are you coming?

I'm not coming. I passed. No offense to you. Congrats on a billion subscribers. Incredible. Yep. I can't make it. Thank you so much. The offense to you. Congrats on a million subscribers. Incredible. I can't make it. Thank you so much. The whole three kids and also I'm scared of everything about this party. Would it be okay if Eddie does a bathroom review vlog of every bathroom in

the house? Let's get him to do a bathroom review. I like that a lot. Yeah, let's do it. Every bathroom. What other question? A tire. tire? Yeah a tire we need a tire. What is it? What should they wear? Who what do you think Brad? What do we have him wear? I think I think A suit oh I'm staying 30 minutes a suit He can't be wearing a suit. No, I think yeah, I think you need to wear I like this guy Brad All right, maybe a snake should you get a live snake?

Yo, and and a peaky blinders tap too. Yeah Okay, yeah, I feel like fur coat and that don't really match but I'm in yeah, okay Well, we got hotel yeah, we're coming in Saturday. Yeah, okay. I was having king-size bed. We can all just share the bed Okay, I was having king-size bed. We can all just share the bed. I have a movie night What time what time does he show we were talking about this like what's the play there? Yeah, because I was saying like if I was coming this party I try to get there at like 5 p.m. Just so I get a couch that I could sit on but what time is she these guys get there? I think you guys should get there a little bit before 11

I'm gonna give you guys a little sneak peek what we're doing. Should I tell them this? We're helping a subscriber propose to his girlfriend. Oh! Yeah, it's going to be crazy. I love it. We got the ring picked out. We have a rapper to come serenade her. And then, oh my god.

Yes. We're getting this guy. We're getting this guy to be the girl of his dreams. Oh, I love that. Wait, so 11. That's happening at 11. At 11 PM. And that's right after we arrive. Oh, I love wait so 11 What if they show up we're talking we were talking about like they got to show up in an uber black right like they can't Be showing up in a uber pool a civic. Yeah fucking no. I'm gonna be honest You know I'm in Miami everyone's pulling up with these nice cars. We just get the mini van uber

Okay, open the mini van. Oh Whatever you want to pull up in I think just if you guys are there that's that's the best we're excited to see you Okay, what's the couch situation? Yeah, that's very important. Yeah, okay. Yeah a few beers back couch couch Do you think it'd be couches? I don't know if there's gonna be couches. Oh You gotta get a couch you gotta bring your own house. Yeah, be yoc Yeah, maybe a recliner. Is there a run-of-center there? Can I just...

Yeah. Bring your folding chair with you. He pulls up his own couch. I'm gonna hit Ikea today. I'm gonna get a couch. All right. Nice. All right.

Make sure the weight limit's all right. Names. A few beers on the couch. Yeah. Who's on the guest list? Who do we expect coming through? Oh my God. A few beers on the couch. Yeah, who's on the guest list who we expect coming coming through? Brad who anyone special coming? Yeah, let's get yeah, we sent out the invite to a lot of people.

We'll see who shows up, you know, but again, you guys know who Dave Blunt says? Oh, yes. Wait, oh, is he going to be there? That's a fat rapper. The fattest. Yeah. He's a 1 a.m. performance, 1 a.m. performance. Oh, wow.

How would he be not going to the couch? Ed, you're going to love it. Ed, you got to collab. Yeah, he needs a couch. Dave Blunt's the couch. That's you're going to love it. Ed, you got to collab. Yeah, he needs a couch. Dave Blunt's the couch. That's true. Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Couches. Add two to the cart, then. Yeah. Have you seen him, Ed? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Normous. Wow. All right, well, we're excited for our boys to go, and congrats again, Nick. Incredible. A million subscribers is awesome. Yeah, thank you so much. Hopefully we can all hang out next time in Chicago. Yes Yes, I'm gonna bears game. I don't know years. Yeah, yeah, Nick actually just like yesterday the day before bought his mom a pink Range Rover

Oh hell yes, yeah, it's pretty sweet. Yeah, awesome. I didn't have any cauliflower Yeah, I can't wait to see you guys. It's gonna be a great weekend. All right. Thanks so much Congrats again Of course I see guys Of course Were you guys familiar with bread no Nick is very talented Brad Brad's been on Barstool at least he fought in rough-and-routy, and he was on no real breeze reality show Academic weapon bread the academic when you show me the clip? shit I love Brad that was awesome

that's a guy like if you have him in the back seat of your car you're doing something fun easy oh yeah I have he's when was this fight? he's 5 foot 6 June 23 June 23

June Okay yeah Oh this might be the Oh I think this is the Rough Routy where my son was born So I wasn't here for this I flew there and flew back Oh, this might be the... Oh, I think this is the rough ride where my son was born. So I wasn't here for this. I flew there and flew back. That makes sense.

So his thing is he goes to college lectures and he sits in the front row and he's the academic weapon. Penn State guy. Oh yeah, so yeah, this is the. Another body shot from Brad. This guy looks like, oh, talking shit. He kind of looks like the guy from Friday Night Lights. This is the rough and rowdy I'm gonna show my son one day. This literally happened the day you were born.

As I flew to West Virginia and I got to the green room, my wife called me and was like, hey, my water broke. I was like, oh, fuck. I flew right back. This was in Huntington? Yeah. I literally landed, did the national anthem, flew back, got to the hospital 30 minutes before he was born.

I didn't realize it was that close. Yeah, it was that close. Holy shit. So we have a rough and rowdy from his actual birthday that I could be like see Brad fought on your birthday I fucking love Brad Brad when fired up. Oh, where are you guys back? They're just stayed on Yeah, I didn't know you fought from rowdy

Yeah Right, I didn't know you fought rough rowdy Yeah What I know what I know that guy I'm like five six and a quarter my opponent was like five ten 195 pounds had like ten pounds on me But I remember I went up to like do our face off and I just smelled cigarettes on him I'm like, wow, this guy's been changed smoking cigs. I'm in the best shape of my fucking life. I'm gonna smoke his ass You know, I wanted a KO but ended up just winning the fight yeah yeah yeah I wasn't I wasn't there that was the day my son was born so I landed and left I wish I had you actually you want are you a godfather for anyone no I'm not okay yeah yeah you could be my son's godfather. That's perfect. Wow.

I'm down. What do you do for this? Nothing. Just be Brad. Just be Brad. Just keep being Brad. Okay. I'm in.

You have to bring to Chicago for Christmas. Yeah. I definitely want to shake his hand for sure. He's one and a half, but yeah. I love it. All right. Yeah, let's do it. All right. Perfect. Perfect. This is great. Yeah Great this worked out great all right. We'll see you guys

Yeah, love you guys too We'll see you Saturday. Yeah, I fucking love Brad Brad's awesome man nice guy Yeah, one of the highest energy people you'll ever meet. He's like that all the time. Yeah, you think? Yeah. That was very apparent. He's like a West Coast stew finer. Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah, five six.

Yeah, I called that bullshit, but maybe. Yo, you think he's... No one in that range. We always... He's five five. He might be five five. Oh. But when he pops out of that back seat he looks

big he does he's a guy doesn't need to be tall yeah it's perfect no he's just got the energy he just packs the energy yeah he's a star you guys have a great time with Brad no yeah yeah I just stick with him the whole night yeah well yeah he was in like a couch guy though no he. He's not at all. Yeah, it's true. It's true We'll need breaks. Yeah, he's gonna be like giving a speech to the entire party pumping him up Like this would be the greatest party of our lives. Yeah You should just get Brad to do something crazy cuz he doubt you could just definitely be like dude people Yeah, saying you won't fucking jump off that

Are they still here TJ?? No. Oh, OK. That would've been funny. We're saying he won't blade yourself. Yeah. I don't know why. They're saying Brad lost it. Oh, man. You guys are gonna have a great time.

Yeah. So what do we decide? A fur coat with... I think you need a snake. I think you need a snake. OK. You need to get a live snake. All right.

I gotta get on it then. I think you show up as Jake the Snake. OK. All right. I'm fine with I got to check the weather situation too, though It won't be that hot there. Will it it gets cold it? No, it won't be it won't be that hot It does get it does get chilly tonight. You should yeah fur coat would play a little wife beater tank top Yeah, I'm fine with that gold chain. I'm happy you guys I really needed this cuz I was yeah No, I'm pumped for you concerned to be an this. Yeah, no I'm pumped for you. Concerned. This is gonna be an incredible, I can't wait to watch the footage.

Did you ever consider about bringing White Sox Dave? No. Okay, no concern. Yeah, that was smart. So you're already in the plus. Just go around being like, hey we didn't bring White Sox Dave. No, welcome over here.

Oh man, all right, do you guys gotta go to your interview? Yeah. Kyle Tucker to the Cubs. Oh, we're back.. You guys got to go to your interview. Yeah To the Cubs Something great fucking day. We're so happy back What a day Kyle Tucker, but it's so is he do we think it's gonna be a rental cuz that's what I was reading now Yeah, who do we give up? Parades I Think Suzuki was not he was oh

Wait, I see Kyle Tucker to the Cubs is getting close who reported it passing the chat oh No Says it says getting close TJ. Oh Why guys let you know how it goes Heyman Heyman said it's getting close. Oh wait Hmm. Oh, he edited close. Oh, wait. Oh.

He edited this. Oh, OK. Oh, he's kind of wrong sometimes, all right. He's wrong a lot. Yeah. I don't like that. I need passing or grossing. You guys hear him, like, crying on air the other day?

Heyman? Yeah. No. Oh, my god. Find that clip, TJ. It was incredible. It was incredible. We had an all-time meltdown on air Like crying crying eyes voice cracked. Let me do this ad and then thank you Eddie always fun ready to go. Yep. Thank you

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We had to run the gauntlet. I believe one episode remains. Oh, I love it. I love it. Yeah, we did a special gauntlet with the Pop tarts. Do you have the Heyman stuff? So apparently the WFAN guy asked, he insinuated that Heyman gets paid a percentage of like Soto's contract from like for reporting the news and like, dictating the news. So essentially saying he's not doing his job as a journalist. And this is how he sounded after. I believe everything I tweet. I've had 100,000 tweets. And you know, you get one that was wrong and it did say appears. And I know I rushed it and it was a big mistake and I regret it.

But it's two years later. Oh, no regrets. At some point I think someone could probably drop it if they're a nice person. What I think is, one, it's just like how I introduced you everybody in baseball knows who you are So one it's a credit to your work. You're following out By the way, I won't be going out with you again. The whole thing has been a disaster That's okay. I can't even believe you said that to question my integrity. Are you being serious right now? I'm being serious. Yeah, John. Give now? I'm being serious, yeah.

John, uh... Ask me if I'm getting a cut because I have a relationship with an agent. I know you're not a journalist. You don't know anything about this. I know you get it, you don't, but that's an outrageous comment. It's Friday night at 830, John. You don't know that much. And I am not taking this that serious.

Goodbye. John, thank you for joining us. I can't even believe it. Thank you John. I can't even believe it. Oh my God. I appreciate your time. He's got to get to the point.

That ending is so good. I did not expect this to go that way. I can't believe it. Yeah. These scoops guys, man. I'm telling you, when will people listen So right. I've been. They're fucking you've been the weirdest. Right. Oh they're the weirdest human beings. So his soul thing is just scoop. He does baseball scoops. Yeah. And he's he's not a journalist

either. That was funny. He's talking about journalism. That's not journalism. What he does. That's not journal. He's not writing journalist. He's talking about journalism. That's not journalism what he does. That's not journal He's not writing articles journalism is publishing things that somebody does not want to have published You're telling you're finding out news that people are trying to suppress but you as a journalist are making it public and Shining a light on like scuzzy shit going on in the world journalism not like it's getting text from an edge or anything like that I don't know. I just know him from like Twitter. It's like yeah Oh my god, which the deal is getting closer to any thinks he's a journalist these guys are so far

You've been right about they're all so weird dude No, that's your definition of a journalist. Oh here. We go to suppress that information until it's fully done What if that's your definition of journalism isn't the team trying to suppress that information until it's fully done. What? If that's your definition of journalism, isn't the team trying to suppress that information until it's fully finalized? No, they're not trying to suppress that information. Because if Kyle Tucker becomes a Cub, I think the Cubs want people to know that Kyle, when opening day comes around, I think

Kyle Tucker being in a uniform will be a good sign that he's on the Cubs. Also, they're not getting it from the Cubs. They're getting it from the agents to basically boost the agents. That's like whenever a contract when free agency starts for NFL Every announcement of a new deal is always the best case scenario money wise Yeah agent wants out there You can argue whether it's valuable or not and some people are like, you know, I know you're a big scoops guys

Yeah, there's value to it to some people but like it's valuable or not and some people are like, you know, I know you're a big scoops guy So yeah, there's value to it to some people but like it's not journalism It's not journalism to report something right before a team announces it Journalism is like they yeah, like some crazy shit happened in the Cubs organization The Cubs are trying to keep it hush and then yeah, the Cubs have been trying to trade this guy But no one knows and like it's gotten bad journalism is like the Jerry Sandusky shit This is going on a bit. Yeah, these guys are just getting a text from Scott Boris Yeah, minutes before that's the the Mets announced it. Yeah, and then they take themselves so seriously, dude. It's crazy Do you think it's a generational thing or it's like the young scoop guys are the same?

I just yeah, I Wouldn't care so yes, it's like It's the taking themselves so seriously that's correct. Yeah, I wouldn't care if they did it They were just like listen, man I have the dumbest job, but I it's very lucrative for me None of this shit matters, but for some reason people follow me and I get paid well for it. Yeah But it's crying on Him and rap picking up on back-to-back weeks going down bad

Brad what we rap a port do oh we got here when he got he got duped by Coach like five years ago. He just found out like two weeks ago, and he was so upset I don't think that's funny a young journalist trying to make their way in the business. He was like 38 I don't think that's funny a young journalist trying to make their way in the business. He was like 38 It was like last year we had this Chicago scoops guy and he was he disappeared But he would just be like the Bulls have just done their first team bonding activity riding the raging bull at Six Flags There might be a dumb question How did scoops work before social media? Were they actually writing the article?

The way these guys became important was if you had, yeah, you'd write the article and you'd drive, the Chicago Tribune is a newspaper here, right? If I worked for the Chicago Tribune and I had information that Kyle Tucker will be a cub, I can tell my newsroom, we will put out a bunch of articles. So now tomorrow's edition of the Chicago Tribune we're gonna be the only publication that has all of the articles on how this went down got all

that you know so like a shame like value to it for that you would go report it to you wouldn't report it to the masses you would report it to your newsroom to then so then the newsroom could got about the coverage that no one else has. But then somewhere along the line it became, I'm going to tweet this. Yeah. So, so like shams have a corresponding article along with his tweet that's a scoop. I think. I don't know. He's with the ESPN now. So typically if it's like a bigger one, yes. Gotcha. Yeah.

Like same with Schefter. Like he'll tweet it and then a couple minutes later all of it will be approved. So he'll tweet out that in the article. Yeah It's different than I actually think beat writers are actually like they're still doing journalism Yeah, like those guys go to the locker room. They like talk to the players Like they usually have a good vibe of the team Like they're doing they're doing stuff that's actually necessary because if you don't have someone covering day to day You don't get some of these stories, but yeah scoops What do the scoop guys have to develop a relationship with like every team and professional sports teams and agents?

GMs and agents basically it is crazy the NFL free agency when they'll just be like yeah this this person signs for 180 million dollars over five years and then you look and then like a 180 million dollars over five years and then you look and then like a day later will come out and be like it's actually 25 million dollars guaranteed and if like they win the Super Bowl in three straight years They could maybe potentially make the hundred eighty There's some Shams is going back and forth with Jimmy Butler's agent. Oh, yeah, Jimmy Butler saying like it's all fake It's all made up, but scoop wars. Yeah, that's right Kyle do you want to play some basketball? Yeah, let's do it. All right, you read the ad

So you want to go first or second you won't play rock-paper-scissors shoot first or second the NBA Cup is here Are you guys gonna do it now do it now do it now What do you want I I'll go second. OK. I gotta take a piss. Me too. Me too. So do the other one?

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Like super early, I think it's like 330 Tuesday's the championship I believe Cup championship, uh The NBA Cup Championship will of course take place in Las Vegas opt-in today to the NBA Cup double-up offer and you'll get two profit boosts to use For the remainder of this NBA Cup score big with DraftKings Sportsbook download the DraftKings Sportsbook app use code yak and opt-in to NBA Cup double-up promotion to score your profit boost pack. That's code yak only on DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours Mark we got the Hawks the the Bucks, the Thunder,

and the Rocket. Who's your pick for the A Cup? Thunder Rockets, Hawks, Bucks. So it feels like it's Bucks Thunder. That feels like the chalky play. Give me the Rockets. Something about these Houston Rockets. They're a feisty team.

They're feisty. They're hungry. They're feisty. They're they're hungry They're on the come-up Rockets Thunder Saturday not gonna break 200. Oh Not gonna break what 200 points Oh 200 points All right mark now predict who's gonna win this one big header Kyle Bauer. Hmm Who's going for it Kyle's going first because that was very confusing they went to decide who's going first and then they both Took off for the bathroom and how big cats back first. Are you going first? Kyle's going first? Because that was very confusing. They went to decide who's going first, and then they both took off for the bathroom, and now Big Cat's back first.

Are you going first, Big Cat? I'll just go first. Yeah, just go first. Right? Tell me why. Ready, TJ? Everybody ready? Ready.

All right, three, two, one, go. Big Cat misses his first shot, gets, one, go. Big Cat misses his first shot, gets his rebound going back for another three, and swish. Off to a good start, Jacob, good rebound. Big Cat again at the top of the key. Ooh, rims right out. Big Cat still at three points.

Puts another one up. Oh man, that's gonna take a while. Dry, dry as a nun. He's gonna go for another three top of the key and it is in. Up to six points for Big Cat. Another one, he seems to have found his groove. Nine points for Big Cat.

Big Cat moves and is not working his benefit. He is at the double up spot right now. Goes for the three, another miss. Boom, 12 points for Big Cat. 18. That was the double up. That was the double up, thank you Mark. For the win.

You're at 18, correct? Correct, excuse me. Here we go, time, time, time. Big Cat finishes with a minute five seconds. Point four. Nothing in the paint is what we've been playing with. Then this is the double up spots. Kyle really hasn't been here for the last.

It's crazy, I feel like we've been doing this promotion for like a month and a half. No one had any idea. He's technically won this three times. No one had any idea. He's technically won this three times. Stephen's not doing a good job explaining this, you think? No. I feel like KB is about to put on a clinic.

All right. Here we go. All right, KB. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, just avoided an air ball though. That's good. KB. That's an interesting shot he's got there.

You can shoot twos too. Layups, KB. Yeah, do layups. Oh, KB puts up another one. Yeah, I think you. Oh! Oh. KB puts up another one. Yeah, I think you going first was the smarter move. Yeah. I don't know why he's only shooting 3s.

Right. Once the time hits, obviously, he's gotta make one, right? Right? Okay, 0 for 6 for KB. Kate said, I think KB's gonna put on a clinic. Of what not to do. Of what not to do. Okay, 0 for 6 for KB. Kate said, I think KB's gonna put on a clinic. Of what not to do. Of what not to do.

He shoots the ball like such a wrestler. Seven times the size of a wrestler. Shoot the ball the same. That arc is crazy. I keep focusing on what he's doing. I can't quite figure out mechanics of what he's doing. You would think he might change up his form at some point? No. We are going with the 0 and 8, soon to be 0 and 9. You're doing great, KB.

Stay in it. Stay in it. You got only 21 points to go. All right, this is what we call the definition of insanity, folks. That's where he turns all around. Same thing about when he gets one. On the board.

Time. Time. KB has finished with three points at the board time time KB has finished three points at the same time as big cat a minute now. We count them up now We wait and we review the tape We count them up and maybe he's under one streak in this competition is over. He was three and oh Were you purposely missing Friday so someone else could play for you Why don't you shoot layups? I thought I was going to go on a hot streak. Kate actually said Kate B is about to put on a clinic.

Yeah. Right before. No. How did my... Does my form look like a wrestler? I think tight as... You look like a wrestler. Yeah.

He's hard to avoid. He's such a wrestler. Aiming for the ceiling with that arc. Stiff. The most wrestler. Yeah. That's just something I'll never change. Yeah.

Why would you? By the way, are we all ready for what's going to happen on Monday? I don't know if I am. What do you mean? Nick Cleenshaven? Nick Cleenshaven. Oh.

I don't know if I am. I almost feel bad. He's going to do it on air. So he's going to shave fully on Monday on the show. He's going to show up bearded bearded and then he's going to come and do a reveal for us. Oh, like what are we kind of you? You've known Nick a long time. Yeah. I've um, shit. Have I, I've seen him with like the chin strap beer, which you can like actually gauge from that, how he'd look. Yeah, I've um shit have I I've seen him with like the chin strap beer which you can like actually gauge from that how he'd look. Yeah. Um what if he's like so hot? I

don't think it's gonna be like like what if we're like jumping him? It's so hot. It's he needs to keep the glasses on. Yes. Mm hmm. Yes. No, I think it was clean shaving. No glasses. Yeah. Yeah. No glasses was part of that. Wasn't it on yes yes no I think it was clean shaving no glasses yeah yeah no glasses was part of that wasn't it tarps off yeah and shaving no glass right that's a shame he did say I'm growing my beard out throughout the entire winter that's gonna be tempted fate so I don't feel it's been so cold too Yeah, I don't feel that bad. You can't tempt fate like that knowing clean shivins on the wheel

He's gonna pull the Wilson. He's just gonna hide his face We bring up Wilson a lot on the show, but I feel like that's something Nick will do Yeah, I'll have the mic in front of his whole face so you can't see the bottom half Yeah Have you guys gotten your gifts for the Christmas special? Yes. Yes. Well'm waiting for... I'm nervous that they're not going to arrive on time, but I... yeah. I do not, but I have an idea of what I'm getting. I'm going to go pick it up. I still have to think of who I'm going to rob. I got the zero dollar. Something very cool. Do we have a guest figured out from that? I'm 0 for 2.

Okay. It might just be Stephen Chase sitting out here. Okay. I have a mini surprise I'm 0 for 2. Okay. It might just be Steve and Chay sitting out here. Okay. I have a mini surprise I'm working on. Oh. Mini one. Oh.

Just for fun. I'm very excited for my gift. $1,000 flat, is that what it was? $1,000 flat. Oh, did you get it? I have, it's not here. It's on its way. That was a hard to obtain? No, actually relatively easy, but a normal person, no.

Like a person walking down the street would have been a little bit more difficult. Called in a favor, paid for it. Oh, so you needed a favor. Well, I needed help, yeah. We live in a marketplace of favors. Right. I'm not sure. It's really Let me just maybe I'll just get that too. Just in case we don't get a guest guest was a $50 experience oh Okay Fifty dollar experience. Oh yeah, Danny you got to get a cool as fuck thing for zero dollars Yeah, I got a steal from that's no it's cool. Oh man mine might not be flatter than an iPhone

Close though Pretty close. It's close, though. Pretty close. That's fine. Pretty dang close. I ordered mine. Hell yes. But TJ got possibly offensive. Yeah, do these descriptions work for descriptions of us?

No, mine doesn't. I am annoying. I'm not flat. Che is J is sticky yeah you're not flat Danny's cool as fuck Brandon is bigger than a fridge Nikki is one one yeah J's sticky after Would you like to speak up on yours? The right edible has me gay. So. It's not like sexual, but I appreciate men's beauty. For an edible, I feel like. Maybe it is sexual. I feel like both of you would say it about alcohol.

Like the right gummy, I'm like. It just hits just right where you're like, damn, that guy that guy is hot Can I also I want to like forcing the cocktails idea again I'm gonna make let's do cocktails. Yeah. Yeah, where we spin the wheel though, and it's like a holiday. Let's do that Yeah, yeah, so I guess maybe Monday or Tuesday will spin the wheel. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that Nick had let's do next's game too, right? Didn't he say he had something?

That was for Jerry, but let's just do it for us. Keep it for us. Rockettes for Jerry. Yeah, the Rockettes aren't even happening. OK, because I wrote a little script, if you guys want to do it. Of the Rockettes? I have a choreographed thing you guys could do.

Yeah, I ran out of steam. Yeah, no, I get it. And when I say ran out of steam, I don't I ran out of steam. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah And when I say ran out of steam, I just I don't think I ever had steam It was literally just the visual of us stomping on mousetraps. That was oh, yeah That's kind of where the idea was dead in the water I'm doing a solo thing and I think it's gonna bomb You have a performance yeah For Jerry you mean yeah, yeah, I think it's gonna be bad

Steven can I ask your question on your other man? Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Is that a question? That is one of the few questions on the prep sheet that was not prepared by me who was it prepared by someone in the room? I saw it on Twitter He was next to me said what's on your mind today Danny, and I was looking at uh, I didn't know we could We can address the door closed. I didn't know we could we could collab. Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know this was a Gambling cave where I typically sit pre-show and I was just picking his brain. I got so many good ones. I want to collab. I got some. Alright, I'll hit you up.

Was this a debate? No, I just asked kind of... No, no, no. I'm asking Danny. Oh, it was like one of those... It was the Twitter account though, like one of those Ask Reddit questions. But does anyone... Well, if you have roommates or kids you close it I think Everybody close everyone. Oh really I don't what oh, I don't know weird. I live in a apartment One bedroom I would get I don't think I've ever slept with my door open

Three kids anything I sleep with it open all the time. What? I think for fire safety you're supposed to close them but I keep mine open and my kids open. Yeah, yeah. Wait, why do you sleep with it open? Well, growing up, if I didn't have it open then my dog would just be scratching the door the middle of night so I just left it open so I wouldn't keep woken up. Okay. Okay. So why do you sleep with it open? And then your dog? So then I don't have woken up. Okay, okay So why do you sleep with it open your dog? So then I don't have to wake up in the middle of night and open it for the dog, right? But then you don't turn how long ago is this?

Years ago, so is the dog? Well, I don't live there anymore. I Live in a one-bite convertible. I don't really have a dog is a dog Rally is Rally's past because one night I fucking left Dog is a dog. Oh, Raleigh is Raleigh's past because one night I fucking left That doesn't know I can't do it can't do it what happens if someone breaks in I want at least one second to be like Oh shit. Yeah In your scenario, they don't even have to knock and ask is anyone in there. Yes, I do it. So my girl feels safe I would feel unsafe.

But if I close the door on us, it's like. Yeah. That's like threatening almost. Yeah, I've never even thought of the possibility of keeping a door open. I wouldn't be able to sleep if the door's open. No. We keep ours open.

What is that? The top likes to roam. You guys should all try the opposite this week and report back. No. OK. We keep ours open. What is that? The toddler likes to roam. You guys should all try the opposite this week and report back. No. Okay. I don't want to. What's going on with the speaker? Who's talking?

Is that Stefan? It sounds like someone hit a button without meaning to. Yeah, he's having like a regular conversation. Oh, now we got two different conversations going. How does that happen? I don't know. Is he just leaning on the button? They figured it out.

That's embarrassing. Wow. Oh, man. Oh, look at the guys. Guys are embarrassing. Wow. Oh, man. Oh, look at the guys. Guys are having food ready for a ball. What about this one, Shay? Is it a red flag if guys can dance? What do you mean by that?

That was not me. What exactly do you mean by that? I'm not saying you're crazy. I just would like to hear more. I would like you to extrapolate on that question. Yeah, I mean, is it weird if guys are very good dancers? But in what way would that be weird? How would that be weird?

Do you know any guys that are very good dancers? Doesn't if you if you can dance well, let me fuck well That my question was that do you know any guys that are really good dancers? Yeah, I know sure you it's really impressed Do any guys cell phone numbers and talk to regularly that are very good dancers? Oh sure Do any guys cell phone numbers and talk to regularly that are very good dancers? Oh sure Those guys who are like naturally rhythmic I know yeah, we have the hips, but what's the red flag part though? Yeah, are you playing it gay like what if what if they were? Yeah, what would be the red flag of being a good dancer? I?

Don't know like practicing in your room a lot alone. I guess I would love to be a good dancer. Me too. Yeah that'd be awesome. Would be cool. I'm just saying like I feel like we don't know a lot of those guys. There's not a lot of overlap. Yeah. Calling us straight white males is essentially what the question was. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess KB sometimes not I'm straight and black Sometimes I take gummies I turn black it's the B and LGBT What's that what My apartment has like multiple doorman and like concierge that I know on a personal level. Yeah, you got to. What's the Chris the Christmas gift situation?

I've been out of this game for a long time. And I got a tip like throughout the year. No, I think it's like, you know, like 300, 500. Really? How many? 50? I don't know. There's like three main ones and then like a six more.

Yeah, like two or 300. OK. Yeah. OK, what about mine who don't even make eye contact with anyone, put up a stink every time you ask for mail? Nothing. Nothing. That's what I thought.

I wonder that with my kid's daycare teachers. Because I'd be like, thank you for keeping my kid alive. That's a big deal. You're just paying off the teachers to like your kid. To be nice to my kid. So what's the right amount? Because some people are like, I just give them a bottle of wine with a silly label on it, or whatever.

And I'm like, that's not enough. They need a little. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm bad for this because I over tip. Yeah. You should just like give them their salary. The the teachers. Yeah. Yeah. Power play. Yeah. That would be a power play. Like be nice to my kid. Yeah. Here power play. Yeah, that would be a power play like be nice to my kid Yeah, here's that even the mail carrier like I feel like if you want good treatment throughout the year You gotta pay up at the holidays. Well, it's also just nice to give I like giving people cash around the hall It's just like nice having cash walking around with cash. Yeah lecture cash I feel like scratch offs is a good easy for like

Not for the teachers stuff, but yeah, for like general. We're doing our white elephant on Tuesday. When are we doing that? Tuesday Tuesday. That one. Yeah, that won't be fun. Oh yeah, I got my gift for that.

Yeah, I need to get mine. They could be bad, right? We're good. I mean, I think it doesn't matter because it's white. Oh, we're gonna all trade them, right? It doesn't matter in the end. And then for our Christmas special, I know of at least two Gifts that you guys will get from one of our lovely sponsors. Oh nice. Wait Are we doing it in the afternoon or night? That what? What should we do? Probably night.

Whatever works for a schedule, I guess. It'll be so depending on how naked Brandon is, it's there's going to be editing to this. So I guess the more time the better. But I'm not opposed to it. Can you do night Titus Wednesday night instead of afternoon? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because I was just thinking about like drinking.

I don't really want to drink and then go home to the yeah yeah we don't have to drink either no we will just started like seven yeah nice it's also feels like it feels more special at night if we do it at 4 or 2 o'clock it's like we just did a yak yeah like we're just redoing the Yak. Right. Give it a little buffer. Get some stories. Some life experiences in those three hours. Yeah. That we can then talk about and share.

Huge. Huge. Yeah. Yeah. Should we spin the wheel? It's Good Friday. Yeah. Yeah.

Give it a spin. Shaving Nicky on Monday. That's going to be weird. I wonder if we're going to react like the toddlers in those videos where their dad shaves his beard and they cry. That would be very funny. We all just not like not even trying to stay put. We're unable to accept him. Can't accept him. He's got to be dreading this right? I think so. Yeah. He was really the only one that couldn't have that land on. Yeah, none of us would like it.

I wouldn't like it, but I could feel it. Yeah, like this kind of sucks, whatever. That's crippling to Nick. Yeah. This is going to be crippling. He's going to, yeah, it's going to ruin his Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, honestly.

Yeah, that's what we're doing to him. That's all he's going to hear. Ruin his Christmas. Rude as Christmas. Rude as Christmas. Aw. Aw, sucks. Wait, should we save him shaving for the Christmas special? And maybe not, no.

No, he needs to get working on this weird fast. Yeah. Okay. He's gotta get going fast. I forgot we have naked Brandon. Oh my God, yeah. I got his outfits in the mail. They're they're they're see through at best.

He's got a couple of choices, but they're they're they're interesting. Naked Brandon. OK, well, fun week next week. Everyone have a great weekend weekend we'll see you then Hey, have a great weekend everybody. Stay safe. Love you so much. See you Monday. Say bye Lucas.

Bye.