The Yak - Egg Drop Day Gets Out of Hand | The Yak 2-23-24

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, DJ, pull that up. Hello. It's the Yak. White Sox, Dave, get in here. Where's Jerry? Jerry never knows when the Yak starts. Did you see Dave Portnoy's recent tweet?

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And actually, it wasn't you. I didn't see what he said. I know. That's actually a shocker that you weren't part of the roasting of the Chicago office. Two tweets. Two tweets. Today. Today.

With Smokes one. Definitely. What was the Smokes tweet? Smokes being a little bitch. The Chicago office summed up in two tweets. Oh, we were just making fun of him for this. Just swallowed my Zin by accident. Should I pull a trig looking to buy an ice cream truck in Chicago?

Yeah. Pretty much. I actually heard Jerry on the phone. I was sitting right here, and I heard him around the corner on the phone with, swear to God, his local government. He was getting transferred from person to person asking about permits and stuff. And he was just like by himself. He's being dead serious about it. Yeah, he's like dead serious. He's from person to person asking about permits and stuff. And he was just by himself. He was dead serious about it. Yeah, he's dead serious.

He's trying to buy an ice cream truck? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Serve the kids? The community? The local youth. Yeah. Yeah, with an ice cream truck.

Jerry! How does he work out a scam or a scheme, though? By the golf simulator. He's got something planned. Gotta, right? He's got something planned gotta right he got something planned he's got to do something to with all this extra diamond recovery and still blue money yeah ice cream trucks are exactly 30 grand jerry's just embezzling he's just money laundering in plain sight he's like i've come into this great big cash windfall if j... I need an ice cream truck. If Jerry... If he can pull a fast one on you like that,

he deserves the money. Stella Blue. You don't deserve the money, really. He's been doing side deals with Stella Blue. I'd like to know who came up with that because they talked about it on the Unnamed show yesterday. That person probably thinks Mincy, like, how does Mincy keep getting these stale

blue deals no fucking premiere sponsorships this is crazy uh all right it's egg drop day i'm so excited i'm pumped i'm excited but i'm nervous not nervous for the dropping of the eggs nervous for how the fuck we're gonna organize i think everybody gets a bag everybody gets tape everybody gets string okay well then what baseline what do we do with the items the mickey mouse plush toy i bought and the drone yeah i have a i have a bread bath sponge and wait a minute i think we should all i got two drones actually we should all use what we brought for ourselves no No, no. I would win. I have two drones. All right, we'll draft. Kyle.

No, we have to draft. I brought four goops, bath sponge, and a Ray Rice jersey card. Oh. Wait, I'll match your Ray Rice jersey card with a Wander Franco and a Josh Giddy. Okay, not bad. Not bad. What's the strategy here with the flat cards? Hold on. Protective. The Ray Rice strategy here with the flat cards? Hold on.

Protective. The Ray Rice, that won't soften a blow, will it? Might not, no. Right. Eggs are feminine. Yes. Yeah. Wander Franco is even more of a piece of shit than Ray Rice, if you can believe it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We coincidentally have all bad people. Hold on a second. Should we tear crimes? We could tear crimes. Dave, you want to tear crimes?

Pedophilia. Worst crime to you. I think pedophilia is pretty up there. Is it worse than domestic assault? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. It is.

By a lot. Yeah. It's so much better. On the ball scale, one through five. Domestic assault is what, a three? I think you still got to put them both in the four spot. Oh, you got to be in the fours? But it's a wide gap. What's a three?

What's a three? Arson. Arson? Whoa. No. Arson can start with just people having fun. Arson can be chill, yeah. Yeah.

Arson could have, I don't know, I think if you're starting fires, setting shit on fire, that it's property, that's a three. Yeah. What about... Yeah, insurance covers that, though. So, murders a five? Insurance covers that. Murder a five?

You guys forgot about insurance. Insurance covers that. Oh, wow, yeah. So, it really wasn't even... Yeah, like, it's not really... It's not really... Well, it's inconvenience at most if your shit burns down. Yeah. There's also, wow, yeah. So it really wasn't even... Yeah, like, it's not really... Well, it's inconvenience at most

if your shit burns down. Yeah. There's also life insurance, Dave. Yeah, that, yeah. So is that lower murder for you? Yeah, in a way it does. In a way it does. I love you.

I love having you on this program, dude. Program? By the way, in honor of Egg Day, I got egg drop soup as well. Wow. That and egg drop soup as well. Wow.

That and egg rolls also. Wow. Ooh. You're just going to eat that food. Yeah, you're just going to eat that food. In my head, you could put that in the plastic container, close it, drop it off, and the egg wouldn't break. The egg would break. You think it would?

I think so, man. We're going to have to find out. I don't think it would. The water would. We're going to find out today. What do I do with this? Yeah. All right, I've also brought an empty zin. Oh, nice.

And then I have mint jewel pods as well. Rare. Rare for you. No. Oh, I thought the... They're extinct. What are you doing? You're on the yak.

We're doing the egg drops. No, we're here. Look, you guys are on the graphic. We're doing the egg drops. No, we're here. Look, you guys are on the graphic. Pull up the graphic, TJ. Everyone was on the graphic. Jerry, you smell real good. Thanks, bro. What are you working with today, Jerry?

This company, DeMarley Parfumes. Look, you got Mook, me, Nick, Titus, Jerry, KB, Kate, and then if you zoom in. I didn't see you. I was going to say, like, everyone's bringing different egg stuff today. It's like. Incredible. When I first saw it, I was like, why did we leave off White Sox?

Oh, there he is. Little Humpty Dumpty. Hey, you know, we don't know Humpty Dumpty's an egg. They never even said it. They never explicitly stated he's an egg. You got like, you had to get that in. Yeah, yeah, sorry. It was an appropriate time.

What do you mean we don't know he's an egg? They never said he's an egg. Humpty Dumpty. How long you been sitting on stage? Search for Humpty Dumpty. I don't know. Well an egg? They never said he's an egg. Humpty Dumpty. How long you been sizzling? Search for Humpty Dumpty. How's the coke? Well, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Never said he's an egg. That's a dead man. He might not be an egg. But show a picture of Humpty Dumpty. The real Humpty Dumpty. Branditions. You think he's not an egg? I don't know if he was created to be an egg.

But they did that to not scare children as much? Because Humpty Dumpty is not really an egg name. That's an egg. I don't know. Humpty Dumpty is the egg name. I'm picturing more of a burlap sack. Yeah, but these are, as Kyle said, these are just interpretations. These are interpretations.

People read the story. Oh, wait, we got to watch that video, but why is he an egg? Okay That's why he's defending it Look at that gay ass! Oh my god! He's an egg! Yet he is often presented as such in the pictures and stories. Now the version of the rhyme that most children today learn goes like this. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. The first known publication of Humpty Dumpty was included in Juvenile Amusements by Samuel Arnold in 1797. In that version, the last lines read, Fourscore men and fourscore more could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before. Over the next century, the rhyme appeared in numerous books, with various variations on the lyrics. These publications did not include the first use of the term Humpty Dumpty, though.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Humpty Dumpty was first used in the 17th century and referred to brandy boiled with ale. Ah, it wasn't an egg. In the 1700s, it was also a term

used to describe a short and clumsy person. It has also been a nickname attributed to someone who has had too much alcohol, perhaps imbibing the drink of the same name.

This is about a drunk guy who's a drunk. I fell for what? It is most likely that the nursery rhyme was is neither a bottle of alcohol nor a person, it is most likely that the nursery rhyme was intended as a riddle. The answer to the riddle, of course, is an egg, something that, if rolled off a wall, could not be mended by any number of people. Today, the answer is so well known that the character of Humpty Dumpty has taken on the

appearance of an egg and the rhyme is not considered to be a riddle at all, but rather a story. Because of the switch from riddle to story, many people today believe that there is more meaning to the nursery rhyme than is the narrative. What the fuck? Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, I think you fell for it, because you didn't know it was a riddle.

Yeah, I mean, why would you try to put together an egg? I guess we'll find out. It could just be like a drunk homeless guy. It wasn't a metaphor. It was a metaphorical putting together. It's not a physical for putting together. It's a guy whose life has fallen apart. What is this? We're trying to put him back together.

Putting his life together. What is this? It's a migration. I believe this is a walkthrough for the combine. Oh yeah, Monday combine. We'll have a regular yak. We're doing Combine on Monday. It's going to be live. I think the first, there's groupings.

First grouping starts at 10. Second grouping starts at 2. So we go 10 to 12 and then 2 to 4. And then there's a Wunderlich test, I think administered by me and Nick at night. That is correct. Like a real Wunderlich test? Nope.

You guys wrote the quiz. Definitely not real. 100% not real. Jerry, why are you trying to buy an ice cream truck? Is it because you have so much money from these side deals? I'm actually running out of money. Oh, so. Okay, go on.

I'm just investing a lot in the house. But I noticed last year when I moved in august i live in like a like all families in my area neighborhood yeah suburb yeah there's all you know families kids playing outside not one ice cream truck last year oh wow so you're gonna be the neighborhood ice cream guy yeah i think it'd be cool do you think that people would think you're creepy? For what? Selling ice cream? No, being- He makes a good point, Dan. It's true. I mean, I don't know.

I mean- Playing nursery rhymes. Are you going to sell the ice cream? Or are you going to be- How- Are you going to basically be like the pimp to this ice cream truck? I wouldn't say pimp. I would say the boss to the ice cream truck and have like one worker.

You should get like a hot girl hot woman yeah true i could do that you should do interviews i think i can make a thousand a day a thousand a night selling ice cream that's a lot of ice cream i think i could how much you selling a popsicle for like the spongebob one spongebob yeah 550 yeah. $5.50. What about a Soulja Boy popsicle? How much are you buying it for? $5.50? Dollar. 500% markup. That's pretty good. Yeah, that is pretty good.

I mean, I'm a... Is that... Okay, what do you think a vanilla cone with sprinkles... Not $5. Should go for? $2? No. $3?

No, more. $4. Are you doing soft serve machine or just popsicles? So I talked to the town. I would need a permit if I'm going to do an actual truck, but I'm trying to avoid that, so I might do a push cart. I looked at push carts.

Push carts, you don't really need a permit. What about a bike? With something attached to the back? Yeah. Why don't you just open a lemonade stand? 25 cents. A push cart? I don't want people coming to my house. I'd rather travel. I know how this is going to my house. I'd rather travel. I know how this is going to work.

You're going to get the truck. It's not going to do well. And then I'm going to pay like a thousand bucks to just have it parked here. So that we can eat ice cream. Which I will because I love ice cream. You don't think it's a good idea? I think it's a good idea to get Ryan and Lucas to push it around. Like Corey and Trevor. It's a great idea.

I think it's a good idea if you didn't have a full time job No but this is like After work hours Like summer 7 o'clock 6.30 You know Are you going to appeal to other clientele besides children Like sell loosies No no no

I do think that if you did Cause I always like Ice cream trucks feel like the last thing That never you don't know where I'm going with this, integrated social media. Like, if you said, here I am, Jerry's Ice Cream, you might be able to do it. Dude, I think it's a business where, like, it thrives in the summer, and it's, like, not expensive at all. In Brooklyn, my old neighborhood, there was like four ice cream trucks that would just sit in the same place like blocks away from each other all summer long. Yeah.

I'd just go every single day. Yeah, what's going to happen if another ice cream truck comes onto your turf? There is none. What if someone who's got deeper wallets than you gets a faster, better ice cream truck? I don't think it's going to happen. Huh? I don't think it's going to happen. Huh.

I don't think it's going to happen. Better choices. Hmm. No. Undercuts your Sponge Bobs. Hmm. What if someone, let's just say, throw a name. Dan's Free Ice Cream.

Dan's Free Ice Cream. Dan's. I mean, putting Jerry's Dairy out of business. Dan's Free Ice Cream. That does. I'm putting Jerry's dairy out of business. Dan's free ice cream. That does bring to it. I really want to do this, though. I really want to do it by the summer this year. I want to see you do it. I want to do it. But this also, you have a construction project you're working

on right now, and it's quickly, you're now on ice creams. Oh, yeah. I mean, I still got to wait until Wednesday now from Stephanie. Talk to the board, yeah. That's a lot on your plate. You got a lot. Got a lot.

Got a lot. House is under major construction right now. Major. It's not good. It's not good? It's not a cosmetic upgrade? It is, but it's like, you know, house is filthy, you know, dust, dirt, it's just not good. Dave, are you going to Wisconsin Dells?

I am. I am. I'm very excited about that. What video are you guys doing? I don't know. I go to where I'm told to be. They said we're going to be in the Dells this weekend. I said, great.

I'll be there. It's going to be me, Ed, Chief, Donnie, and we're going to trash it up a little bit. We're scuzzing it up. Scuzzing it up. Is the Dells like Amish country? No, so it's this little town in, what, like 45 minutes north of Madison, Dan? Yeah, it's basically white trash.

Yeah. It's not as bad as Putin Bay. Oh, the world's longest bar is for sale. What? Wait, how long is it? In Putin Bay? It's a cop-out. It's pretty average size.

It is kind of average size bar. No, it's not. It's the world's longest, boys. They say it is. The whole building's for sale. Wisconsin Dells, though, is great. Yeah, it's like more family. Indoor water parks. Oh.

Yeah. Kalahari. A ton of trashy strip joints. The best strip club name ever, Cruz and Chubbies. They got the box office, B-O-X-X-X.

Is it still there? Cruz and Chubbies and Box Office? I believe so. As far as I remember, Cruz and Chubbies closed. I'll be very upset. I've spent a few times in Cruz and Chubbies. Is it as it says? Yeah. Chubby's clothes I'll be very upset I've spent a few times in cruising Chubby's is it is it as it says

yeah I wouldn't yeah you're seeing lots of C-sections yeah I would say it's actually a poker line you're seeing lots of C-sections it's not like cruising

rock hard oh right Chubby's is you're half oh it's not referring to the to the dancer you're like

I think I'm attracted oh it's not okay this is the world's longest bar yeah it's really underwhelming wait where is it put in bed. Oh, it's not. Okay. This is the world's longest bar? Yeah, it's really underwhelming. Wait, where is it? Put in bed. Yeah.

Oh, so it's zigzag? Yep. It's snakes. I don't really like that. No. All right. Kind of false advertising. I need a straight, long bar.

Buy it and knock it down. $13 million. What? Wow. Yeah. Holy shit. Would you buy that? No.

Assuming you had the money? No. No? I Would you buy that? No. Assuming you had the money? No. No? I bet you it makes a lot of money, though. Yeah, you're trapped on that island. There's a giant tiki barge, party barge for sale in Baltimore that was up for sale for a million, and now it's only 40 grand because they can't sell it. What?

If we got that on the Chicago River, and they had to shut it down because it was too much of a party that all the neighbors freaked out, so it's a good time but the baltimore tiki barge 40k not bad anybody here could afford the tiki barge jerry you're close yeah we'll reinvest jerry's ice cream money into it jerry's got a lot on his plate you know what else you could probably do down the jersey shore they have the fudgy wudgy man who has like the big sand tire carts and they make a ton of money i bet nobody here on the chicago beaches does that do they what what where they walk and they're like fudgy wudgy and they sell an ice yeah they have the they have the ice creams really i haven't seen that yet and jerry's gonna be part of it are you worried that it's gonna break into your

what were the three things i just sent it to you tj uh when we had lunch with tj watt which the video came out last night, Jerry said he's got three responsibilities in personal sports. Jerr after dark? Here, pull up the clip. This was him telling TJ Watt, like, what his job is. I mean, most of my job is actually, like, Jerr after dark, hanging out with Big Cat, and then, like.

I forgot that quote Looking up TJ Watt stats That's like a third of the pie chart That's the whole job I'd do a little bit more than that I'd say Yak once every couple months The only other thing before we get to the egg drops

Did you guys see that Kevin Durant clip? That was awesome. I didn't understand what she said to him. One of them called a bitch. I pulled up TJ. It's so funny because I also tweeted it being like, this is disgusting, but they literally did what I've been doing for the last, I don't know, seven years with Kevin Durant,

just calling him a bitch and then being like, hey, will you come on my podcast? Yes, that's exactly it. What I've been doing. They did it in person. Yeah. This woman. I'm just messing with you.

The handout. I'm going to take a break now. I don't know how to do it. I did it. You're going to bang dumb. I host a podcast about sports. I host a podcast about sports Yuck Brutal That woman was

She was Where did they come from? I know How did they get so close to the core? I was wondering that too They were quite a pairing Man That's

That's Great It's like Dallas, Frank, and Clemmer Hanging out at a Mavericks game That was just She could not have gotten more stone-colded Frank and Clemmer hanging out at Mavericks. That was just that she could not have gotten more stone-colded with the handout. Did you see Frank in that frat

house yesterday? Oh. Wait, what? Yeah. He made a pool shot that was incredible. Yeah. What was that trip anyway? Don't know. They went to Arkansas State with Rico. Four? To go to Arkansas State I think It was tough seeing that clip Rico celebrating that kid

Yeah Didn't want to bring it up Yeah but Frank was like a frat star last night Yeah Oh jeez He is the most famous person He is an animal Is this in a classroom on campus?

I think it's at the basketball court Oh the stadium We had Frankie Frat House He's an animal. Is this in a classroom on campus? I think it's at the basketball court. Oh, the stadium. We had this. Frankie Bradhouse. Look at this. He's like Mr. Perfect. Yeah. At this point.

It's everything he does. We had Greg McDermott on, the coach of Creighton, and he was asking, are you familiar with Parsley? He's like, yeah, that Frank, he just gave me a hard time after he beat Satan Hall. Everyone just knows who he is. It's incredible. He's a star.

Okay, how do we want to organize this, boys and girls? What's the game? It's stopping an egg and having it not crack. Okay. Yeah, we have a thousand things. Should we go through and figure out? Wait, so is it like who drops it from the highest height wins? No, it's whatever egg survives the drop.

Okay. First eliminated will get hit by everybody else that's left with an egg. Okay. Second eliminated will get hit by everybody else with an egg. Oh, I thought we were just doing whoever the loser is. Loser gets pelted with egg. Yeah, loser gets pelted with egg. Okay. Second eliminated, we'll get everybody else with an egg. Oh, I thought we were just doing whoever the loser is. Loser gets pelted with egg. Yeah, loser gets pelted with egg. So if there's multiple people who have their eggs

break, maybe we give them a redemption egg, so we whittle it down. You whittle it down to one loser. Yeah. Is everybody in? Yeah. Okay. Steven, you're in too? So is there... Are you? Yes. Yeah. If you drop yours and it doesn't break, what happens to you next?

You're safe to the next round. But what is the next round? You just drop it again, I guess. I was going to say, if it works, it's going to work. No. I think this is more of a loser's game. That's what I mean. It's something different every drop.

Maybe the second round, someone else gets to drop your egg and they can drop it however they want. They can slam it. Or you have to take off one item that you've built. But I do think this game is built for losers, not winners. If you do it successfully, it's like, okay, cool. I think when you do it in school, it's not a competition with others. It's pass-fail. Right. So we'll just take the group of fails and maybe make them do it again

until we get one fail. One failure and they get all the eggs thrown at them. Yeah. Sound good? Yeah. Okay, so how should we do this? Let's take all the items out. I have, oh, I got shaving cream.

Oh, that's good. All the goops are together, by the way. I got some of this. There's a little more goop over here as well. Oh, okay. Did the goop roll over? No, no. I just brought my own oh i got a towel dude you brought that from new york oh the dome oh kyle no way oh shit work or not i got a little i got the little uh little dog harness harness

yeah bubble wrap oh that's a great bubble wraps. Huge. What else we got in here? Oh, this just looked like an egg. Sure. God damn does. That should work. Might be.

This also kind of. How do you think everything will work? Now, I was kidding about that, but there's a lot I'm confident in. Yeah. I have a birthday cake freezing right now that I think might work. Yeah. How so? Scrunchies?

I think. Balloons? Stuff it in the cake. And then I have tape and glue. Should we just do with this mess of things, everyone gets to draft? An item. Three things? Yeah.

And everybody gets tape, glue. I want to try taping it to a chair Alright I already can tell how I'm going to fail Because I want to build the most The dumbest Like I want to put it in that donut I think that would work That's why I brought him

I don't think that would work KB and I talked beforehand And he was like what are you most nervous about In terms of your confidence I said absolutely nothing Do you think a donut would work well let's test it out let's test it out I think you could try a bunch of dough let's just do it let's just do a test no I don't think that's fair no no just I won't throw it I'm saying to see that the eggs are I think that would 100% break in a donut. Spider!

Just put it inside the donut and then just drop it from up there. From where? From the... We're going to prove to people that the eggs are real. It's a good day for KB. Yeah. There's a lot of people on the court This thing is awesome That was like $10,000 apparently

Seriously? Yeah What is it? A skull mask? It's KB's head from a Southern Comfort commercial Oh, there we go Maybe we should get a real winner too Feels nice

Yeah, I think you gotta get a champion egg and also a biggest loser. I just don't know. If you create a contraption and you drop the egg and it works. I like what Nick said. Maybe take one thing off of it. But every time you drop it, it's going to take impact. Right. I think you drop it, drop it, drop it.

It'll break eventually. Unless it's perfect. And then if we have an ultimate run of like 50 rounds. Yeah. You know what, Titus? Why don't you just grab an egg and suck it? Why don't you suck an egg? So the losers then maybe have to redraft stuff and build another one, another contraption?

Because we have so many things. Let's just see how it goes. We'll fucking figure it out. All right. Here comes the test one. In a donut, right? In a donut. Yeah, go for it.

Someone's about to get yeah oh that broke so much hold on let's see oh it might be fine it might be fine that blew up it came all the way over to my ankle it might be fine there's actually break yeah thought it's so hard. All right, so the hole that I have in my brain is I think everything will fall a lot softer than it does. I was convinced that would work. It fell on the egg side. If it landed on the soft side, maybe.

I think that broke more than if you dropped it without the donut. There's shell by my feet. Oh, man. All right. This might be tricky. Yeah Yeah so the eggs are real Okay so So what do we do Three items

Everyone gets three items And you can use as much tape Not as much tape Because I think you could Okay You can use tape Glue Within reason

And we probably need Some scissors too I brought string If anyone wants to try A parachute Maybe get to everybody Tape glue in a paper bag Now should we all Drop our own eggs Or should we have probably need some scissors too i brought string if anyone wants to try a pair maybe it's everybody tape glue in a paper bag now should we all drop our own eggs or should we have a designated egg dropper because then you obviously it makes it so that there's no there's no uh like you're not

softly everyone's dropping it the same no tampering are constant solely softly yeah i mean if you can figure out i'm pretty sure if i had something dropped that one it wouldn't have broken like No tampering. Our constant. Fasoli? I'm pretty sure if I had softly dropped that one, it wouldn't have broken. Yeah, softly drop it from the second floor. You could softly control gravity. I'm quickly understanding that I don't understand what flight is. Yeah. If you hit the anti-gravity button.

Would you get hurt if you jumped from up there? No. I thought we decided cheating is part of it, though. Yeah, cheating is part is part of it yeah so if you can softly drop it that counts but if you get caught cheating you get hit with an egg so if you catch me softly dropping it if i catch you daintily drop you're not daintily i'll be pissed okay for sure yeah okay so should we draft yeah all right uh by the way the land of bad is heart-pounding action-packed film it will keep you on the edge of your seat action reloaded says buckle up for land of bad a pulse pounding thriller the film captures a mission that goes awry and liam helmsworth plays a young jtac airman who has to rely on drone pilot played by russell crowe's the eyes in the sky oh there's the broken egg land of bad is the first time brothers liam and luke helmsworth

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I don't know. There could be a nope, I do. Oh, here comes the cake, which i don't understand how that works kyle wants to make a mess oh plastic balloons on oh tripping on foam okay it's a frozen cake uh no greedy as soon as you get three you're off the wheel yes all right so but as soon as you get three is when you can start constructing yes so more time okay so every item is available right now. Yes. Okay. I know what I want. The Hoka is in play by the way. That shoe? Yeah.

Spare shoe. Okay. I brought a Hooters koozie. Oh, whoa. I like it. Extra padding. Nice. Should we go four items? A lot of items. I think four. Just a little bit. We should do one.

We should. All right. Here's what we should do. We should make one pile that everyone has to draft at least one item for, and it's the items that make no sense whatsoever. Like the cards. I brought glow sticks. Yeah, glow sticks, cards.

This thing is heavy. Oh. Cake is there, Kyle? Yeah, cake. Maybe the jewel pods. Oh. Yeah, cake. Maybe the jewel pods. I think the dog vest. You better try the drone, right? Is that what your first pick would be?

Probably, yeah. The egg bucket? It would be unbeatable. Cake. cake we might all fail yeah I can't even formulate a hypothesis right now I think we need some wings some cardboard wings mini drone oh that's tiny I can't even formulate a hypothesis right now. I think we need some wings, some cardboard wings.

Mini drone. Oh, that's tiny. Yeah, that is... I don't know. That can't hold an egg. Okay, so I like this. So, everyone gets three main pile items, and you have to select one from over there. Okay. Do we have a knife or a drill?

Did you ask for a drill? Yeah, we're going to need some of the scissors. I want first pick. Let me text Spider for some scissors. Nick gets first pick. Thank you. I'll take second.

I'll take first three. I'll take four. I'm nervous Yet excited Very excited I think this might be easier than we think That's what I'm saying Jerry The balloon worked yesterday right Or did it not

No it was a hard boiled egg Oh We can use tape to tape an egg yeah we all can use the tape right yeah it gets taped this is not gonna be bad i don't think yeah everyone can use tape what's the punishment if you break the egg while constructing before yeah that's oh eat it eat the raw egg walk it yeah eat it. And some cups. I'm going to get Spider to get some cups. God fucking damn it, TJ. No, that's correct.

It is correct? Yeah, no, he's right. You can get sick. You can't get sick. Rocky used to do it. Yeah, you can get salmonella. I thought it was from chicken. I think it's from eggs, too.

Really? There's a guy on TikTok that's eating raw chicken every day until he gets a tummy ache and he's like three weeks in and he's fine.

Wasn't he here this week with Ed? What? I think Ed just interviewed that guy. Really? I'm pretty sure he did. Wait, can we see his TikTok? Yeah, he's growing a tumor

slowly but surely. There's another guy that just broke the record for most days consecutively eating an entire rotisserie chicken. He just beat the Philly guy's record. Except he did it with no fanfare and under 10 minutes every day. I don't know. The Philly guy ruled because he just did it out of nowhere and just started.

It was like art. Yeah. He had a crowd around him. This guy's a psychopath. Okay, should we go? Oh wait I want to see the chicken guy He's just eating raw chicken every day And just until he gets a tummy ache I get a tummy ache almost every day

I constantly have one Oh god The raw meat experiment We get some Jesus Christ You are like that though You pretended to throw scissors? Why is that funny?

Steve! Got him! Steven just... That's so fucked. I flinched, too. Yeah. But if there's anyone here who would do it not as a joke, but thinking it was okay, it would be Steven, right?

I would do it as a mean prank. Yeah. Rome would do it to harm. Yeah. Yeah, Steve. That was great. That was very un-Steven-like. That's evil, Steve.

Yeah, he's going to play basketball today. Got your ass. That's why. He did get me. All right, let's spin the wheel, and let's start constructing these. We have 38 eggs. I can't do math. How many eggs do we have?

18 plus 24. Minus one. Minus one. 41. 41. Come on. Okay. Remember, you have to take an item from that pile.

From that one? You have to take at least one item from that pile. Nick, you called it. Nick, yeah. All right. What's 1-1? There's a clear 1-1. Oh.

I disagree. That's a good pick. What is that? I found it in the kitchen. This is a foam square, dude. I disagree. Maybe an item. You disagree?

Okay, so now does he construct it or wait? You start constructing when you have your three. I think there's an easy 1-1. I would have went Kyle's helmet. I would have an easy 1-1. I don't know what – I have no basis for this. Yeah, there's none. I didn't cheat.

Didn't any of you guys look up anything? That's beautiful right there. White Sox Dave watched an entire video last night. I didn't. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I didn't. You told me.

Nick told me to watch it. You told me not to. Obviously, I'm going to come in as unprepared as possible. I wanted you to watch it because there's no chance the items are the same. I didn't watch it. Take the donut. Yeah, bubble wrap was easy 1-1. Wait, but do you take the bigger roll of bubble wrap?

Yeah, that's a 30-foot. Bigger bubbles or smaller bubbles? The theoretical physicist. That's one. Then there's other bubble wrap protectors. I think that bubble wrap within reason, right? No, I think you get the whole bubble wrap. Holy shit, that's one-one.

Yeah, that was one-one. No, look at this. So I brought those bubbles. Those are meant to be two different bubble wraps. One was supposed to be an extra. Oh, okay, so you only get one of those. Or you can take the full roll. All right, he's taking the full roll.

Yeah. Oh, we're doing putbacks here? Steven said that that was meant to be two bubble wraps. Oh, shit. Sorry. Thanks, Paige. Those are for raw eggs. Yeah, those are raw eggs in case.

Thank you. You have the bubble wrap. Oops, sorry. Thanks. Thank you. This is the only item I need. Probably. Yeah, that's what I agree.

But everyone says I'm dumb. What are you going to do with the egg? I'm going to cut a hole in this and put the egg in the middle. It's not going to flip over. Drop that slowly with the egg in it. But you're going to have to take more items. I am, and that's going to weigh it down. Correct.

Fuck. Okay. Spin again. And you need one item from there. Kate is up. Ooh. Oh, man. Pass me that egg drop soup.

Yes. Oh. Do I get the thingies? You also get the egg rolls. Oh, great. Okay. Thank you. Are you just hungry?

Kind of, yeah. Kate, we're going to pelt you with eggs. I don't know. I think if- I got a lot. hungry? Kind of, yeah. Kate, we're going to pelt you with eggs. I don't know. I think if- I can't lie, guys. I think this is really showing that I don't know anything about science because I think that if you just put the egg in the egg drop soup and then drop the thing, it would survive.

That's what I'm thinking. If it survives, you make it to the next round. It's in liquid. It would survive. No, it's enclosed. It's very heavy, though. survive. Oh, it's enclosed. Yeah. It's very heavy, though. Yeah, but I think I have a breath.

The water would absorb the shock. It's like jumping at the end of an elevator going down. Yeah. I got it. Pretty easy. I think I know what I'm doing. All right. This is really showing that third grade science is a struggle for me.

But you guys could be right. I don't think we are But you guys could be right. I don't think we are, but we could be. Okay, spin again. I think I could get every single item here to get an egg down safely. That's what I'm feeling. It's bad. David. David.

Okay. I mean, you should probably take the drone That's guaranteed safety If he can operate it No way he could operate it though One Only one Fuck That was going to be my next pick

I don't think it's secure enough It can move around too much in there Oh that hit hard Are there any Next pick. I don't think it's secure enough. It can move around too much in there. Oh, that hit hard. Drops hard. Are there any steals at the end? Two? Yeah, we could probably swap for a steal. Well, I don't know, because you could start working as soon as you get your three.

True. Okay, go ahead and spin again. Jerry, are you nervous? No, I think I got my next one. We don't have anything yet, Jerry. All right. Oh, shit have anything yet, Jerry. Well, no. All right.

Oh, shit. All right, we're fucked. Anyone who hasn't got anything. So he's got the foam thing. Very serious look on Nick. Yeah. He scans the room. Oh, he's going for the difficult.

Oh, he's taking a card. Which one? Josh Giddy. Josh Giddy. Hmm. What's he going to do with that? Giddy might seal the egg in the hole. Okay.

I really... I got it. I don't want that cake. That cake was too heavy. All right. Oh, my God. Of course there's no greedy. Oh, no, you don't even have... You get...

I think I'm fucked. There's some good options left. I don't think so'm fucked. There's some good options left. I don't think so. Yeah. You got the giddy. Are these bags all one bag or are they multiple bags? Multiple.

Okay. Somebody said bring bags. Hooters. Oh, with the giddy. Yeah. I think diapers would make more sense. Okay. Damn, Nick's got a really good egg set up So Nick's full?

No he's got One more because you have to take one from that pile and three from this Yes I'm just worried about weight I just want to feel the boobs Alright Oh man First pick for Big Cat.

I'm really bad at these drafts. Who was it that took water in a first pick of a draft? Taking a mini-punch. That Big Cat? It might have been me, yeah. I've had the yips in the draft. 1-1. 1-1 with water.

Ever since the two-team draft, Thanksgiving draft, I've had the yips. And I think this is a bad pick. I don't hate it. Cut it open. I'm gonna cut it open, but I just... It's a good pick. Okay. Mickey Mouse. There's a few

more out there that I think would protect it okay. Fat little Mickey Mouse. Jerry! There we go, little Mickey Mouse. Jerry. There we go, Jerry. Are those Pampers? Are they just one or is it? You get all three diapers with it. It's three different brands. Kirkland. Thank you, by the way.

Those are the last two. Really? Yeah, and then Pampers and then a Rogue. Jerry Diapers. Jerry Diapers. Jerry, how many diapers do you clean? I do... I don't do any.

Okay. Signal in your head. I knew that was the answer. Carry the one. Yeah, it's zero. It's zero. I do playtime. Playtime, yeah.

Okay. This is sneaky very good. Do you know how they work? Yeah. Oh. Che. Yes. Wrap them.

Well, if you get them wet, they expand. Yeah. Well, you don't know. Swim diapers, yeah. Well, would any of these swim or no? No, but they'll puff up huge if you get them wet. They expand. You don't know. Swim diapers, yeah. Any of these swim or no? No, but they'll puff up huge if you get them wet. Is it? Damn. Yeah, this could be.

Well, that won't puff up. Swim doesn't puff. That's the bad part. Oh, that's just a pull-up. Oh, that's a pull-up. I think. Because the regular ones get chubby. Enormous. I wasn't thinking that. I didn't even think about that, and I brought them.

What? Jay takes the cake. Jay's't even think about that and I brought him. What? Jay takes the cake. Jay's got way worse drafting than me now. What? Take the card. It's like light as fuck. He already picked it, huh? It's frozen, isn't it? Oh, it's frozen?

Yeah! Jay did not know the egg was frozen. It might work. I I mean I don't know what's gonna work or what's not gonna work KB's head still available? yeah what the fuck is that?

wait wait a minute you can't add items later what are you doing? what are you doing? KB went and grabbed a box what are you doing? okay I guess it works

yeah wait fuck yeah it's like i should have taken that it's been there the whole time all right kyle anything to say i have a plan with that yeah well you better win it i know i hope i do but i'm not going to reveal what the plan is you don't have to use you have to use every part of your item? You can, you can. I think it's up for interpretation. There can be pushback. There has to be a piece of your item and everything.

Like chopped. Yeah. Yeah. Like you don't have to use that whole box. No. Okay. It's like chopped. Okay.

All right. Yes. Yes. Give me one. Give me one. Give me one. No, Mook's got his first. Does everyone have one item? No, I don't. Oh, no.

Take the box, Mook. Take the head. I'm going head. Give me the head. The head. Oh, this. I think that's a good pick. No, it's too heavy.

I don't know how the fuck he's going to use it. Too heavy. It's heavy. It's so heavy. It's got a lot of padding. Right. If you drop it, how's it drop? Bottom first? That's fucked. We got bounce. I don't know if It's heavy. It's so heavy. It's got a lot of padding. Right. If you drop it, how's it drop? Bottom first?

That's fucked. We got bounced. I don't know if that's fucked. That was a decoy. That was a decoy. Launching in the air. Next pick will secure the egg. This is the outside frame.

Oh, man. Che took the cake, by the way, KB. Yeah. With his first pick. Oh, it's frozen. I know. He didn't know that. He's a jerk.

What's Che carrying with cake? The donut. Take the donut, Che. Dessert heavy. Donut. Oh, that's the paper. So we can make that. I forgot.

Sorry, we have this too. We'll split it. So it's the tissue paper Okay Is that Pound cake Yeah but it's soft No that's a sponge

That's a bath sponge Watching Shay drop this cake Is gonna be so funny If his egg survives He just has nothing for a second No Cause the cake is going to go everywhere There's still goop out there boys and girls Yep egg survives, he just has nothing for a second. No. Because the cake is going to go everywhere.

There's still goop out there, boys and girls. Yep. So up. Sure is. Oh, wait. Yep. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. I can start construing. I have my next pick if I can fucking get it.

Oh, my God. Balloons. How many is that for you? Three? Four? Yeah, my Josh Giddy card, foam, bubble wrap, and balloons. All right. Oh, I have my next pick. So do I take you off the wheel or is there?

I'm going to wait, actually. Oh, my God. Yes, TJ. Take him off. Yeah, we got to. It was an honor drafting with you guys. Okay, I want to ask a question because I don't want to be accused of cheating. If I take that rope.

Can you lower it? Can I lower Mickey with the egg? No. Okay, all right, all right. I'm happy I said it. I'm happy I asked it. You have to drop the egg. It's egg drop day, not egg lower day. No. Okay, all right, all right. I'm happy I said it. I'm happy I asked it. You have to drop the egg. It's egg drop day,

not egg lord day. Right, so if he's... I'm dropping him. I won't... You have to let go of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. Your entire build

has to be above the line. Okay. I'm happy I asked. I'm glad you asked. Because that would have been a guaranteed... You're going to have to eat an egg. Oh, fuck.

What do I want to do? CG? Oh, man. I have the yips so bad. Go latex glove. Imagine putting the egg in the thumb of that latex glove. Well, it's two latex gloves. And my thinking was you could blow them up and cup the egg in like the thumb of that latex glove it's two latex gloves and i was my thinking was you could blow them up and cup the egg

wow protective hands the drone the mini drone that thing couldn't carry an ant dude it's it's awful to realize one of your idols is a dumbass. This was a mistake. Mini drone. I should have known. Is that just from CVS? No, Target. When I saw it, I was like, this is going to be funny because it's not going to work.

I bought it knowing it wasn't going to work, and I still picked it. Oh, the real drone is still live. Still live. The problem with the real drone. It's like an assembly thing? No. I think it might be actually kind of tricky to operate. Yeah. Dave, you could do it.

It's set for barrel rolls and shit. Oh, so many barrel rolls. Doing tricks on it in the air? Oh, but it does have automatic hover. Maybe I'll get that drone, too. Maybe I'll just double drone it. Okay. I really.

I'll tell you guys after what I was deciding between and you'll think I'm even dumber. How big is that thing? Significantly smaller than an egg. Are you allowed to use your own packaging? Okay. All right. Good pick. Good pick.

Big Cat, can you use the packaging of the drone? Oh, maybe. There we go, Dave. Dave, it's drone time. There we go, Dave. I want the string. Why? I want one string.

Look at how big the fucking controller is It's four times bigger than the drone You gotta drop that too What's your plan with the string? Don't worry about it Well I mean it doesn't matter now It does I wanna surprise people

Okay Shit I need batteries Sit Mook Sit Mark Nope The fuck What's up brother So Mark has bubble wrap Okay. Shit, I need batteries. Mook. Sit. Mark. Nope.

Fuck. What type of batteries? So Mark has bubble wrap. I'm going. Pick it. Now you just got to keep it light. I don't know. Can you?

Is someone in there that can come grab it? Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of batteries, Ray Rice is still available, I think. What size, Dan? I don't know. Glow stick would look cool. Thank you, Stephanie.

We're good. We are dropping them or we get to tell someone else is dropping them? We're dropping them, I think. Okay. We decided. Hot dog buns. Okay. Yeah. I hope this works because this would be a very fun annual show. Smart. Okay. Yeah. I hope this works because this would be a very fun annual show.

Smart. Yeah, same. I agree. So what would qualify it as working? At least a couple of them surviving. A few surviving. Yeah, like half and half. I'm confident that will happen.

The more we draft. I want it to get heated. I want it to get, yeah. I want there to be rivalries formed. The more we draft, the more convinced that none of us are going to succeed at this. I think I'm going to actually rock at this. I have an idea that I think is. Kate, you're fucked.

With that soup? No, I know what I'm doing. I think I, you'll see. Yeah, we will. I can get what I want. You're going to put the soup in the glove? No, no. Maybe.

Give me it. Give me it. Give me No, no. Maybe. Give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Ah! Damn, that should have been 1-1. That box should have been 1-1. Great pick, KB. You going to get in there?

Get in that box. Alright, let's run through the items. Kate, what do you have? I have egg drop soup and egg rolls. Titus? I have bubble wrap and hot dog buns. I have KB's head.

Box. I have a drone and Mickey Mouse. Pampers. Mini drone, sorry. I have the foam cube, bubble wrap, Josh Giddy, and balloons. Man. I have a squishmallow named Erica and a hundred feet of string. I've got, uh, is this an ice cream cake or a regular cake?

KB. That changes everything. I don't know. I got a mystery cake and a bubble wrap. I'm nervous about this drone. Yes, dude. It's bite-sized. It's a bite-sized drone. Geraldo.

Here we go, Jerry. Jerry with pampers. Yes, it is. And now Reynolds wrap. Oh, shit. Can get some good crinklage. You're not allowed to start building. He's allowed, I guess.

Not building. Doing the opposite. He's destroying. Oh, he's destroying. Okay, all right. Oh. Hey, now. Oh, he's destroying. Okay. All right. Oh. Hey, now. Oh, shit.

Mark. Marky Mark. Marky Mark. Do you have your shitty item yet? Yeah, everyone's got to have a shitty item. Probably wish you took the mini drone. I'm going to do just this paper. That was smart.

Choice, yeah. Hold on about that. Okay. Can't wait to start building. We got active? I think so. All right. Do you guys have the rest of the dark clouds?

No, I threw them out. All right, Mook, you have just head? Just head. I'm getting nervous. Filled with shaving cream, dude. Yeah. Oh. That's what I was going to fill the Mickey Mouse with instead of taking the drone.

I still could. Yeah. Well. I think that would have been a bad pick. The drone? No, the shaving cream ahead of the drone. The dog. What is that?

A dog shoe. A dog shoe. Yeah, I brought that. Mook, what? A dog shoe? A heavy dog shoe. A heavy dog shoe. With a bunch of openings. Why don't you just take- With a bunch of openings.

Why wouldn't you just take the dog- You need to take something over there. I'll get there. Interesting. I'm going to secure the egg with this. It'll go inside the head. Okay. Last pick will be the fluffer.

Okay. That thing's going to drop so fast. Don't worry about your own egg, boy. All right. How many eggs do you think are going to break in construction? Two to three. Yeah. Mook trying to get in that shoe.

It'll break. No shot. Okay. Okay. Spin it again. Has that been worn? I don't think it was fit. I think we got them for him and they were the wrong size.

Dog shoe never worn is sadder than. I think they're too small. Are you ready to construct, Nick? Yeah, but I'm enjoying watching you guys. But I could. Perfect egg. Perfect. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, you could have that. Yeah, that's actually smart. As a parachute? That was really smart. With the string. String. And the bag. Him.

White Sox Steve. Oh. Oh, shit, he In the bag. Him. White Sox Steve. Oh. Oh, shit. He might be right. Yeah. That was smart. I don't know. With the heaviness of that stuffed animal.

Should I answer? Dave is calling you? Yeah. Yeah, answer. Oh, no, no, no. Don't. I hung up. It's about...

Text him. I'll text him. It's the thing you texted me about that I told him about today. Tell him you're live on the Yak. Each of us get one bag, right? If you want. What are the bags? I think it's two.

Two bags. It's like you split them in half. That wasn't anything crazy. You could announce it. No, no, no. He's two. Two bags. Or it's like you split them in half. That wasn't anything crazy. You could announce it, Dave. No, no, no. He's getting his new contract he's going to sign. Three more years, I think. Don't take it away.

Fight back. I will. I am. I'm going into these negotiations hard as fuck. I forgot that I had talked to him today. Appreciate that. Call you. No, because you're going to get lowballed.

Text him, though. Text him. Pick up and say double and then hang up. That'd be great. Actually, take the call. I texted him back. Yeah. It was good not to take.

I completely whiffed. I knew what it was about. Yeah. Yeah. I really need Dave are you done? Me me me me Big cat

Nope Okay I'm getting antsy Here we go Luke yours is I think I'm gonna say right now I think this pick is gonna

Make or break my draft Do I go double drone? Oh my god Does the egg have to be invisible? Has that ever been done? Double drone Oh that would been done? Double drone Oh that would actually help The first drone

Double drone's sick Do you have enough hands to operate? I don't think I do I don't want to go double drone How are you going to attach? There's your Shaving cream What is this?

Is that the goo? That's goo. That's some goo, yeah. I need that goo. There's four goos over here, too. You get all four goos. Nick, you made those goos? No, those are the goos I haven't made yet.

I didn't want to waste my goos I made. I got the shaving cream. That's actually dinosaur DNA in there. Yeah. No, it doesn't in there. Yeah. No, it doesn't make sense. No. It does not make sense. No, paired with the drone, it's...

It's a classic combo. Nothing I've done has made sense so far. I think you're good. I don't think this drone can carry anything. I don't think it needs to. I think shaving cream and the stuffed animal. Inside the Mickey Mouse? That's my plan.

I think you're gold. Okay. All the Mickey Mouse. That's my plan. Okay We'll see we'll see we'll see everybody calm down So Steven has cake And bubble wrap These fist pump oh he's excited. Shit. No! That was my...

Damn, that changes everything, Steve. Howl, was your ace in the hole? Picture dropping it vertically with all that and then wrapped with the soup in the middle. What has happened? I'm going to fall so fast. What has happened?

They just slammed. He dropped a cake? What has happened? The fall so fast. What has happened? Jaden slammed. He dropped a cake? Slammed into the table. Oh. Jaden? Do we have a replay? Is there a replay of it? I don't know.

I don't know if we're on the angle. Oh, man. Just smashed my leg. I'm going to do this in one try. Well, that's not the game To land safely right But then you just have to drop it again Until you're the last one left

To win So hopefully that cake holds up from the two story drop There's only one loser and there's also only one winner Oh Che That's no glasses Okay I know alright I'm feeling good now Che. That's no glasses. Okay. I know.

I'm feeling good now. I got one last thing. I'm pretty set up nice. Yeah? Easy. Damn it. Last item? Hot dog buns.

Paper. You got to take one of the bad pile. Damn it. Last item? That's your last item? Hot dog buns, paper. Oh, you got to take one of the bad pile, yeah. Bubble wrap. The goose is heavy. Wander Franco. 14-year-old girlfriend. He's a pedophile, yeah. Multiple.

Pedophile. Allegedly. Allegedly. Ray Rice. Your mic's on, TJ. Here he goes. Mike, your mic's on, TJ. Mike, your mic's on, TJ. Okay.

I took Ray Rice. KB, do you just have one item right now? Yeah, just one. Mark. Oh, take Mark off. Sorry. It's our fault. Are you getting to work, Mark?

All right. What do you need? Oh, egg. Yeah, I need an egg as well. Are you getting to work, Mark? All right. What do you need? Oh, egg. Yeah, I need an egg as well. Are you out too? Yeah. Do you want tape? Yeah, egg and tape would be great.

We got duct tape and then we have masking tape. Is it me? Oh, no. Masking tape. Yep. Duct tape, no. Wishful thinking. Mask and tape. Yep. Mask and tape. Mask and tape. Ah.

Everyone has to explain their thing before they drop, obviously. Mark is putting. Here, we want to zoom in on Titus real quick. We're doing. He's going egg in hot dog bun. Another hot dog bun. Over top. Are you going to tape that?

Yeah, we're going gonna tape it like that okay that's the start i guess it's gonna be hard to find out yeah i was gonna say how are we gonna find yeah i didn't even think about that part if these crack or don't crack thank you now yeah we have to look yeah well yeah we'll be able to we'll be able to tell if it cracked right yeah but like i'm gonna i'm to fill this Mickey. I'm going to fill him up with shaving cream. You're going to cream Mickey? I'm going to cream the fuck out of Mickey.

Cream pie Mickey. Okay. Take all of them. All the donuts. Take all of them. Now you have a cake and donuts. Che, what are you doing? Are you just hungry?

Che has a sweet tooth. The drone has gone unpicked. Surprising. I still have a chance to double drone. I'm nervous about the drone because I don't want to take it and then not be able to fly it. Right. And then you just have a fucking drone. Right don't want to take it and then not be able to fly it. Right. And then you just have a fucking drone. Right.

Someone has to take it. Right. But remember, the losers can maybe redraft and add an item. Mm-hmm. So that will be on the table. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Do you need scissors?

Titus, he's got a nice little setup there. Yeah. scissors Titus he's got a nice little set up there yeah we're I think drops should go in in order of when they finish so Nick you'll drop drop first and then Titus okay okay gotta be worried about weight distribution Nick you gotta be worried about got his ass I got this Sorry for being mean

Jerry Is this your last pick? Yeah I think I gotta get it from that one Yep That's heavy Oh is that heavy? Heavy Okay No, that's heavy. Oh, is that heavy? Heavy.

Okay. I thought you were going to take the jewels. Nice. Where's Ray Rice? Can I start? Where did Ray go? Titus lost Ray Rice. See, if these are like... He is shifting.

How are we going to know if they crack? I think part of the rules is you have to be able to tell if it cracks. I'd agree. That doesn't help my case. It sure doesn't. At all. Dave, I'm happy about the new contract, bud. Appreciate you.

What the fuck happened to the Ray Harris Did you lose Ray Alright who's next Gotta be in your seat right Okay spin it again What are you looking for Ray Rice You lost Ray Rice What the fuck

Is he in your pockets? Did you check? That's immediate disqualification. Losing Rice? He lost his Rice. You lost Rice. Call it celiac disease. Wow.

He lost Ray Rice. Ray. Wait, check under. Did you already nestle it in your buns? Oh. It's in your shirt pockets. Chest pocket. Back pocket.

Oh, there he is. Rice in the back. Come on. Ray Rice. Oh, my God. Going in. Rice in the back. Come on. Great rice. Oh, my God. Going in. Dave, final?

I'll take the glow sticks. Fuck! Now what do I do? Okay, glow sticks. I don't got them. I'm off, by the way People should When you're When you're like

Close to constructing your egg Pause and let us Let us go through Like take a step by step So that the viewers Can see it Okay I think I got my

Double drone I'm gonna take a bag Oh my god Nick It's like Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, so everyone before you complete, you've got to actually say it so that the viewers can see what you've constructed. Jerry's got his tinfoil going. Here, why don't we pause. Jerry, why don't you walk us through while you're doing yours?

Because this is the part that people actually want to see Is how we put these together Put it in, talk in the mic I'm going to lay the tinfoil down Okay Put the egg in the sponge Sponge goes in the pamper Pamper into the tinfoil

Pamper into the tinfoil Okay, and what about you, Dave? Parachute Parachute Oh Oh you actually do have a parachute Yeah There's no way he builds it correctly Wait keep spinning This is killing me I know

I have the scissors real quick I'm going to have to do some operations on old Mickey Are you off Yeah I'm off Mickey is going to get a little bit Something done to him I'm gonna have to do some operations on old Mickey. Pickett, are you off? Yeah, I'm off. Mickey is gonna get a little bit of something done to him. Give it. This is karma.

Hey, buddy. Dave. I'm good. Share. What do you got, Mook? I'm going goo. Looking at the goo. I'm going goo. Goo?

All right. Kyle, what do you have so far? Just a box? Box. Okay. I need one more. Can I see that necklace? Oh my god.

Jared has it. Ooh. Finally me. All right, Kate. I'm going for the gloves. Nick, have you constructed yours? I'm working on it. I have the egg in there taped under a little flap.

Okay. Right here. Hello. And then I'm going to do four balloons in the corners and then bubble wrap on the bottom All right, so I just I just gutted Mickey. It's good. Oh, no rocks Rocks rocks rocks

I got it. I got it Mickey and I put all of his insides at the bottom of this bag. And now I'm going to fill Mickey back up with an egg and shaving cream. Yeah. I don't think we're going to be able to see. Yeah, you got to be able to check it when it lands. Yeah, I guess so, but, you know. You know. I had already drafted all of my items when we added this rule.

I mean, I'm filling Mickey with shaving cream, so I'm in the same boat. I'm afraid. Okay. I'm afraid Okay You gotta use the duck Okay I mean We can just You can tell Yeah yeah yours is fine.

I don't know what we need to do. Alright, I need a special item. What are you doing, Mook? There we go. Hold this for a sec. Hold it like that. Taking the harness. The harness.

So all that's left is Wander Franco. Yes. Mook off. Mook is off. Mook is off. So wait, who's left? KB and Kate? KB, do you have a special item?

No. All right, spin, yeah. Where are the eggs at? Eggs are right here. I'm having fun. I'm having a great time. What? What's your plan with the drone?

Okay, so my plan is, and I don't know how this is going to fully work, but I've gutted Mickey. We got a bed of whatever the fuck this is. Foam. And then I'm going to fill Mickey with shaving cream, and then I'm going to try to tape the drone to the top of this bag and have the drone lower it. Oh, this is fun. KB, are you off? KB, what are yours, Kyle?

I got box, egg carton, and card. Do I have one more thing? Titus, you don't have to worry about being the hardest to figure out if their egg broke you just I don't TJ if you want to zoom in I think it's going to be me

that's going to be the hardest to figure out if the egg broke look at this TJ You're filming a Mickey, dude. Look at this, TJ. This Mickey is full of cream. God. Has the cream reached the egg? Oh, the egg's in here. Oh, okay. Where's the tape?

Dave, can you hand me that tape? Oh, okay, perfect. Oh, I have to get an egg. Where's the egg? All right. That's kind of badass. He's full of cream. Smells great.

Do we have any paper towels? Didn't draft any. I don't know. Wait, I'm starting to think these are all gone. Well, I'm stuck here. Okay. Oh, thank you. All right.

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Now it's going to be wrapped in another dog harness within KB's head and then taped up. Love it. My egg's going into the suit. There it goes. Oh, I need some duct tape. Same. I hope they all break You're just all diligently

Focused on our science projects I haven't been this locked in in a while I know I know KB are you done? Oh are you testing? No? First test not good?

Not good Not good I need duct tape. Me too. All right. All right. Feels good to have a hobby. Yeah, I know.

Looks good, Kate. Thanks. Okay. Whoever is finished first can go. Yeah, I think I'm getting there. Dave, are you there? I just need two shirts to take off. Oh, nice.

That's good music. Yeah. Dave, can I get that after? TJ is my drone charged? It's still red. I don't know what that means. Fuck. I'm sure that's good.

You want to see me come or when you're done see me get past it. Yeah Steve how's it going in there? I'll talk while I wait for my drone to charge. Fuck. I'm sure that's good. You want to see me come or when you're done, see me get past. Yeah. Steve, how's it going in there? I'll talk while I wait for my drone to charge. He just went with it. He just went to the bathroom.

Oh, shit. Titus. Wow. Oh, my God. I like it. Shout out. Shout out to people listening on the podcast. Yeah, it's a good episode for them.

Love you them Love you Are you going up the drop? You got a duct tape over there? Dave does I need it also I smell like shaving cream That's good Yeah

Oh my god Jerry Jerry made Bubble Boy Or whatever his name was. No, the... Remember the balloon guy? Oh, Balloon Kid. Yeah, Balloon Kid. Balloon Boy? Remember when he threw up on TV?

Let me get a picture of this. Let me get a picture of yours. Where's yours? Hold yours up. Oh, you deconstruct yours. Hold yours up Oh you deconstruct yours You got it We have glue Oh Nick great job

I like yours Nick's looks awesome What is our prediction? TJ is an unbiased third party, give us your prediction. I think... How many eggs are going to break? On first drop? I'll say two.

It depends on... Like, I think Dave's got the right idea. I think Nick's got the right idea. I think you've got the right idea. I don't know about the soup.. I don't know about the soup. I'm worried about the soup. I might be in trouble. Titus says it looks like it could go through

like being run over by a car and so on. Yeah. Mine's a brick. Oh, mook. That's going to be the most broken egg ever. It is. There's a lot of shock absorption. About to have these eggs fly, boys.

Let's go. I'm so excited to watch this. That's not helium, Nick. Yeah, but it'll slow it. You think? Yeah. Yeah, drop a balloon. Are you ready to drop yours?

All right. Go up, Jerry. All right, so first egg drop. Let's go, Jer. Jerry's going to drop yours? All right. Go up, Jerry. All right. So first egg drop. Let's go, Jerry. Jerry's going to drop his egg first. I'm ready. Can I get in line?

Yeah, go up. We'll have two go up at a time so the rest of us can talk about it. Two guests. Two guests. Wow. Dave, wait. Come back, Dave. Let's see yours full thing.

Dave's looks awesome. What does that say? Like the stream. Like the stream. Wow. Go back to Daveave tj look at he's gotta come back come back dave hold on i want to take a full picture of you dave i think sweet white socks dave coming in with wow you're so proud too i love it it's pretty good i love it. Yeah, he did. I think you can pull it off. I've got my thing ready to mount.

I don't. It is. Can you swim the duct tape? All right, Steve. Get that to yourself. It is a hollowed out the cake a little bit. On the inside, we got the egg. We got a donut on top for a buffer.

Yeah. Then I turn it upside down and put another donut on the bottom. We got towels and bubble wrap on the inside of the case of the cake. Got it. All right. I put mine in hot dog buns, and then I wrapped it with 30 feet of bubble wrap. I don't do it. That should have been one-one.

There's a Ray Rice card in there somewhere. And I taped some paper. That's not going to do a goddamn thing, but I thought it would look cool for effect as it's falling. All right, hold on, hold on. Mine's ready, too, so try to be next wave. Yeah, you guys be next wave. Hold on, Jerry.

You got to hold it over your head. Where is it? Tell him he needs to try and drop it. What about right above railing? Try to drop it out. Don't just drop it straight, because then it's going to splash into the room. Yeah, try to drop it out, Jerry. Out, not straight down.

There you go. Okay, ready? Ready? Three, two, one, launch. Oh, no. How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?

The other side. You can see the shell. No. No, no, no. That's from Kyle's donut. Yeah. That's the old egg. That's the old egg.

No, it's not. Yeah. All right, Jerry. Come see if you broke it. Let's see the reveal. That felt hard. That dropped. Oh, boy. I don't know if this is enough height for Dave's parachute to work Yeah, I think this is where we're gonna quickly find. Oh fuck. Oh no

Kate how's the soup dropping is it light? Stefan looks very upset. Oh, yeah dis just concerted. Oh, yeah, I Have time for it's Friday. Oh We got random people here today look at them. Yeah If you do it do it over there Yeah Oh, and they're fucking doing their stupid egg thing over here and we're just trying to fucking and I told them five times All right Jerry moment of truth chair. Let's see look in the black box Stupid egg thing over here, and we're just trying to fucking... And I told him five times. I don't have time for this.

All right, Jerry. Moment of truth, Jer. Let's see. Look in the black box. Was that the old egg? Yeah. Okay. Can he pull out an egg?

This is huge. Does Jerry advance to the second round of the egg drop? Oh, it's in there, Jer. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Do you feel it? Oh!

Oh! Oh, my God, Jerry. Do you feel it? Oh! Oh! Oh, my God, Jerry. Science genius. He almost fumbled it as he pulled it out. I know. That counts. All right, Dave. You've got to complete the catch.

If you had dropped it there and it cracked, it would have counted. You've got to complete the catch. Well, wait. We're going to see. We still don't really know the next plan for this. Step two. It's going to be. We still don't really know the next plan for this. Step two. It's going to be a disaster if no one's egg breaks. No, we're all super geniuses.

I think we're okay, though, if you just take a gander over to Kate and whatever the fuck she's doing. Oh, no. Thank God you're not raising children. All right, Dave. You ready? KB has it ready. Here we go, Dave. All right, Dave, you ready? KB has it ready. Here we go, Dave. Come on, Dave.

That parachute's going to work, buddy. Wait, Dave. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Okay. Three, two, one, go. That thing came down hard. I don't think my drone's going to work.

Parachute didn't work. He was so excited, too. He was so excited. I think it probably survived, though. Kyle is either a genius or fucked, too. I think it survived. Titus, you ready? I got a tape.

Yeah, you want to go right up? Titus, you're going to have to unwrap yours. No, no. That's okay. I'm going to have to take mine out of fucking shaving cream. Yeah. That's tough. The visual of you filling up Mickey Mouse.

Yeah. Just creaming the whole thing. Will never leave my head. Yeah. Just engorging him. He's going the wrong way. No, he's going up the stairs. There's stairs that way?

Oh, Nick, that looks good, dude. There's stairs over there. All right, Dave, come find out if your egg broke. I don't think we're going to have a mess in our hands. No. Don't do so far. He's in there. If you break it while you're doing this, it counts as broken.

Oh, no. Is that goo? Oh, no. Oh, no. Dave is in the loser's bracket. No. No. There's.

Oh, no, Dave. Kate, yours is going to come down so fast. Dude, the yolk. All right, Dave. Yeah, just put it out there. We'll figure out what to do with it and what happens with the losers. Oh. Loser's bracket for Dave.

I'm happy someone had a break because I was nervous that all we're going to do is going to be the worst. I think Nick's might be the best. I think Nick. Titus is in 30 feet of bumper wrap. Just need enough tape. Which camera? Just wait a second.

My board is dying. I don't have any camera controls right now. I missed the yoke flying out of Dave's fucking... Board is dying. Food dying? Pillow pad. Board. Oh, you got the jewel pots?

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and if you're a landlord go to rent.app slash landlord to get paid on time and without a hassle rent app i think we should do the winner's bracket you just have to remove one item yeah yeah i like that we also might just do a loser's bracket because if a bunch of people lose, then we'll just have to have them go. So perfect start. Yes. One missed, one hit. Perfect. I thought it's just not enough.

I don't know what. There was not enough distance for your parachute to deploy. It didn't. Yeah, that's what I misunderstood. It's not high enough. I'm very nervous the fact that it broke inside of that huge. Because I have a smaller Mickey Mouse one. Is it, like, dense?

That thing's kind of dense. It dropped a lot harder than I thought it would. Yeah, I think mine's going to drop pretty hard. Okay, you might be good. I think. My drone is going to have to do a lot of work. This pans out the way I think it does. You're not going to be able to...

That thing's not going to be able to hold that up. You don't know that. I think Kate's going to be good with the liquid sitting pretty That's just weighing it down Kate don't do it do it. Okay, are we back, TJ? I just don't have any sudden camera movements, but yeah. No sudden camera movements. I can't rotate the cameras fast. Okay.

Nick, you ready? Nick, you ready? I'll go first. All right, Titus is going to go first. Titus, three, two, one, drop. Oh, I don't know. That was a nice soft landing. I think that's good.

You think so? I do. I think he's going to be good. He's going to be so much bubble wrapping. A gentle hit. Yeah. The sound always, I think it's the tarp sound. Oh, he's getting claps.

We don't even know. Yeah, I don't know. We don't even know. Did you guys think mine was good? I did. You did? Yeah. I thought it was bad. I thought it was good. When I I don't know. We don't even know. Did you guys think mine was good? I did. You did? Yeah. I thought it was bad.

I thought it was good. When I saw the thud. There he is, the boss, Hank. Hank, he's coming around, making sure everyone's doing their job. Yep. Big boss, man. Yep. Big boss.

Big boss. Kate, you want to go up there? Kate, get up there. Kate, I like that. Get up there, Kate. We love that. Yeah, move slow. No sudden movements for the cameras. Okay.

You can go whichever way you want. Will you pull Titus' away? Yes. I'm ready. Someone else do it for Kate. You're ready too, Che? Yeah, I can go up. Yeah, look good, Mark. All right, go see. Dave's broke.

Never a doubt, though, with you. Dave's broke. Yeah, he just put his hand inside the big Pikachu and it was just goo. Goo all over the floor over here. Yeah, I saw that. That's okay. We picked this carpet out specifically because it looks like it's already stained. Smart. Okay, ready, Nick?

Yeah. All right. Come on. Three, two, one, go. Wow. Oh, pretty good. Oh, that's easy. That's so good.

Easy. Wow. Easy. That was good. Slow. You crushed that. You crushed that. Terani does it again. That was so good. That was really good Slow fall, Dainey. You crushed that. You crushed that. Terani does it again.

That was so good. That was really good. Oh, my God. Chase is going to fall so hard. Mine's going to bounce back up to the second floor. Oh, yeah. This thing's heavy, dude. Are you ready, Mook?

Yeah. Go up. Does sushi travel well? Like, if I was to pick it up from somewhere down here and bring it home Go up. Does sushi travel well? Like, if I was to pick it up from somewhere down here and bring it home, it'll travel well? That's not... I've never had an issue. I've never understood that. Yeah.

What? I think shit traveling poorly. French fries do, though. French fries travel poorly. Pizza doesn't travel to bats No pizza Cocky grin Nick Scott

Nick that was That was good Oh my word Kate just drew it We weren't ready What happened Yeah Kate We weren't ready

How did it look Jesus Christ That was just a head falling Right next to us Does anyone need scissors To open theirs up Nick yours is Great That was incredible Gotta be Incredible Look at that Be careful Nick to us. Does anyone need scissors to open theirs up? Nick, yours is great.

That was incredible. Gotta be. Be careful, Nick. Gotta get that out. Nick, you gotta cut around. Oh, look at that. Oh, yes. Great job. White Sox saves broke. Yeah. Yeah.

Big old thump. Titus, in about 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, 10 minutes we'll find out if Titus... Tune in to Monday's show and we will... This would be so funny if it broke. There's so much bubble wrap. There's just no way.

There's no goo. There's no goo. You can see the goo. Yeah, he's good. He's good. I don't even know what happened with Cates. You achieved it. Come on.

You can see the egg. Is it? I'm going to go keep... Go give me my drone. Where's your drone? It's right next to TJ. I'm going to see if this thing can fly. It is green now.

Okay, nice. This is taking so long Everybody says There's the hot dog And Hey Take her out Take her out

Hey Oh no Just kidding Oh shit That's the safest the egg's ever been Okay Oh Che Look at Che's fucking mouth I'm actually high on the cake

Are you guys ready for Che? Yeah, Kate Wait, hold on, Kate's gotta get hers Uh-oh, sorry Need any help, Kate? I don't see egg, I only see the soup Alright, keep it out there Yeah, maybe keep it out there

Maybe, yeah, maybe dispose it out there Well, you just dropped it again keep it out there. Maybe, yeah, maybe dispose it out there. Well, you just dropped it again. That was the smartest tactic. Okay, yeah. Just dropped it twice. It's classic. That's a classic conundrum. Might have to just do losers. How do you put it?

Do you think Kate's made it? I don't know. I don't think so. I think there's a chance. Actually, yeah, there is. The big gloves on the... Her cradle technique. Oh, gross.

It stinks. Yeah, it stinks. Look at what I'm doing right now. You're attaching the drone? Yeah, that'll hold it up. Big Cat, if that works, I will suck your dick. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it's broke.

Yeah. See ya. Oh, yeah, no shit. You spiked it. It looked so good at first. Yeah, that's a broken egg. Yeah, a broken egg. Kate and Dave.

Welcome, Kate. Should we have Che go? Yeah, have Che go. Steve? Yep, above head. Tell Rick to move. Above head. Tell Rick to move.

Rick, move. Rick, move. Above head. Not above move Rick move Rick move Above head Not above head Does nobody listen? No it was not above head Gotta do it again Do it again Steve I think it's

I think it's fine It might be good I told you that cake is hard And dense How do I turn on this drone? Is there a switch on the bottom of it? It's just blinking green I don't know Oh wait is there a switch on the bottom of it it's just blinking green i don't know oh wait is there a switch that's probably a switch on the drone

where's the switch on the drone oh here we go good call who knew the soup wouldn't work maybe if i hadn't slammed it yeah that's how confident i was if i had delicately dropped it it might have been okay do we we call Che out for cheating? Maybe it was fine on the first drop. Right. The second one's what did it. How we thinking, Che? I don't know.

I feel like I'm pretty good. I feel pretty good. I can't figure out how to turn on this fucking drone. We'll get Fasoli to help you. Fasoli to help you. Fasoli! This is the smallest drone ever. It probably is on. It's just broken.

Can't handle that weight. It's on, but I don't know how to turn it on. Okay. The cake reveal. Oh, no. Yo, Q. That's the anchor? That's a yellow stain.

Oh, that is. No, it is an anchor. Oh, it's a yellow anchor. It's back. It's back. I'm rooting for this. Donuts. Donuts.

That's why we got two. Oh! Oh! Oh! No way. Wow. So hard, too. Wow.

All right, Steve. 50 cakes. Who's next? Mook's up there? Mook's up there. I don't know. It's a problem. All right.

Mook above head. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Got it. Mook above head. Yeah. Three. Got it. Mook. Above head. Yeah. Three, two, one. The loudest thud.

And we got the drone work. Wow, that's so cool. He kissed the sky for that? I don't know how. Oh, there it goes. That's so cool. That's cute. Wait's you just lower it i don't think it will be able to be attached all right i'm gonna go up no all right i gotta bring it back i'm gonna bring this drone back you're good at this

i i don't say that yet kyle buddy that is not what I thought that monstrosity was going to happen alright here comes mook buddy that dropped hard yeah smooth big cat is off.

Chase was compact, and I didn't think that would survive, and it did. Mook? Uh-oh. And a yolk? Nothing yet. It would be inside the dog chute, Which I'm slowly getting an allergic reaction to. Nothing so far. He might be good.

He might be good. Get it out. Here comes the egg what is that oh clean clean egg we're awesome we're really good at this well most i had the only thing that's supposed to actually like make you drop slowly and everything else is working wise words okay here goes kb over his head all right he made a bird some kind of bird that was really soft that's good yeah that came slow i'm not getting to his madness i can't believe that worked either I'm floored Kate did yours work? No

God no Kate and Dave are the two that That's it So far I've taken the L's Big cats Is big cats gonna work? No his

No shot his works right? Yeah I don't I think if the air around my soup Had stayed inflated I'm a little nervous Where's your egg at Kyle? Kyle unwra wrapping his egg Did it survive?

A lot of tape A lot of tape I don't know where the egg is in the contraption The carton? In the carton yeah Wait it was the thing that hit first? Yeah Who would have thought That what? first? Yeah.

Who would have thought? That what? People were making fun of mine. I said, now look. I said genius. Now look. We don't know.

Yeah. He's talking like he knows. I cannot believe that worked. I want style points for the finger roll, dude. I cannot believe this is... Oh, my God. Perfect. Money. There we go.

Money. There we go. Wow. This is easy. Nicely done. This is pretty easy. This is easy. I feel like an idiot.

No, Dave failed, too. You took the soup that doesn't help your case I'm sorry Dave oh my god alright big cat I don't think the drone is going to be able to pick that up That was the drone.

The drone hit first. He's giving up on the drone. Uh-oh. Three, two, one. That was a bomb. Oh, no. Oh! That was a bomb. Oh, no. That was tough. Is he saying no?

What do we do with the two losers? Do they have to have a drop-off? We still need one winner. How does that work? We did. That's what i was saying like the idea of like doing it over and over yeah we're all just gonna yeah yeah so i like a drop off loser gets all get use whatever but we only have like so many so much time to put it together i i'm going i can take the balloons off and i think it's what if. What if we put eggs in things and drop them?

Let's just test. We have to vote on whether we think it'll break or not break. Agreed. Yeah. And it's not us building the contraptions. Yeah, because I'll be taxing that. Like an egg in the middle of that balloon stuff.

Fill this with water, put an egg in it, and then you have to vote. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. And then, yeah, if you're wrong, you're out. Fill that with goop. Good work. What are we thinking?

That hit hard. That hit so hard. So hard, dude. What happened with the drone? The drone just wouldn't launch. Ugh. And I couldn't get it attached. It wouldn't launch.

I just fucking hate it. I should have taken the mini drone. I should have taken the big drone. I should have made a parachute. Damn. So, whose eggs broke? Just Dave's and Kate's. And mine, for sure.

I don't know. You gotta reach your hand into the creamed Mickey. I don't know. I feel like the paper bags have been... Oh, boy. You tore up Mickey's guts. Oh, boy. You tore up Mickey's guts. Oh, boy. I don't know, Dan.

He's pulling it out. Oh, shit. Oh. It's so much shaving cream. Slowly going through it What else is it wrapped in? Don't see any oak yet Don't hear any crunching This is getting me pumped up for Friday night

Broken egg The smallest crack What an idiot God fucking damn it The drone would have stopped that crack from happening Oh That's devastating So BJ even caved into the loser's

Or murderer's row Yeah Hmm So how do you want to move forward? I don't know I need a Where's the Paper towel

You got those diapers right there You can use me You can wipe it on me Pass me the paper towel Don't get up you want to move forward? I don't know. I need to – where's the paper towel? You got those diapers right there. You can use me. You can wipe them. Pass me the paper towel. Don't get up, Kate. You want to wipe it on me? Kate's hurt. How do we move forward?

We have two options. I don't think – Option one is we try to build it again. Option two is we spin a wheel to see who the loser is. You want to put it for a poll? Let's do it. What if you guys have three minutes to use the remaining ingredients to make one more? Yeah.

Yeah. Three minutes tops. Three minutes tops. And then you guys all drop them at the same time. Okay. Okay. Wait. Like sudden death.

Any of the ingredients? Remaining. Undrafted. Three minutes to make it. Grab them. Grab them. Ready? Go.

Hoka. Hoka is in play. All right. Ten seconds. Oh, shit. I forgot. Kate it. Grab them. Ready, go. Hoka. Hoka is in play. Oh, shit. I forgot Kate can't walk. Don't forget about the Hoka. Crawl. I think less is more, guys. Alright, then we'll start the timer once you start to build. There is goo in play. Yeah, get the goo. I got an unused pamper.

The glow sticks, Dave. Glow sticks. Dave, this Tupperware. An. The glow sticks, Dave. Glow sticks. Kyle, can you talk to me? Dave, this Tupperware. An egg? Jesus Christ, Dave. Thank you. Did we get anything? We'll start the timer in three.

Oh, yeah. We're good. All right, so Dave has... We're back in the same spot with the drone. Yeah. We can't do that again. No more drones. Dave has... Yeah. Kate has a shoe, a koozie. I think Kate's got this.

I do too. Do you need an egg, Kate? Shay, was your egg good? Did you actually pull it out of the cake? Nobody's using the cups. The rubbery cups. Dave's going straight for egg. Two minutes. Two minutes for me.

Okay, that's the right idea. You're fine. I hope it breaks in Mook's shoe. Those shoes have been sacrificed. Tape, tape, tape. I have no tape. Oh, no. Some leftover tinfoil, too. Tape.

Someone's got tape. There's tape right underneath you. Duct tape. Masking tape. Yup. Dude, the goo is huge. I don't know about this. No.

Yeah, goo that up. What? What the? Dave. Come on, Dave. Come on, Dave. Come on, Dave. If you all fail again, you all get pelted by eggs, right? Or does the loser get hit by eggs? Yeah.

But there could be three. One minute. One minute. One minute left. Yeah, the loser lays down on the tarp, and we all go upstairs. Dave, I think yours broke in there. And it's a firing squad at the same time. Can you rip me some tape?

Can you rip me some tape? Where is the tape? You just ran your hand. 40 seconds. You want better tape than that? 40 seconds. Let me get you. Rip me tape.

Rip me tape. Rip me tape. Tape, tape, tape. Shit, how much time? 30 seconds. 30 seconds. Give me more tape. Rewind tape. Tape, tape, tape. How much time? 30 seconds. 30 seconds. 30 seconds. I need one more tape.

Give me the whole roll. Give me more. Give me more. Yep. Yep. 20 seconds. Dave, why are you adding more weight with the string? Are you going to try to make another parachute man?

No. You got 10 seconds. What are you doing with the strings, buddy? I'm worried about it, dude. I want you to do well. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Time. Hands up.

You have to leave all the tape on it now. You have to. All right. That was good. We'll roll the tape. My competitors. Yeah. Alright. That was good. Roll the tape. My competitors. Yeah. There's.

Yeah, you gotta jump down with it. Whoa, Dave. Why'd you just add it to the bag? I didn't add anything. What did you put in the bag? I didn't put anything.

I put the fucking egg in it. You're not allowed to put the egg in the bag. I didn't put anything. Just the egg. Just the egg. I just put the egg. We said hands down.

You moved the egg to the bag. That was part of the thing. No. It wasn't in the bag. Oh, no. It wasn't in the bag. It wasn anything in the bag. Just the egg. Just the egg. I just put the egg. We said hands down. You moved the egg to the bag. That was part of the thing. No. It wasn't in the bag. Oh, no. It wasn't in the bag. It wasn't in the bag. It was in the bag.

No, it wasn't. No, it was not. Pull up the camera. How many times? I was shifting it. No, Dave. It wasn't in the bag. You forgot about the bag.

It's in the bag. No, Dave. No. Drop it in the bag. Come on now. He just moved it to the bag. Drop it. What the fuck? You didn't put it in the bag. No, Dave. No. Drop it in the bag. Come on now. He just moved it to the bag. What the fuck? You didn't put it in the bag when the time was going.

Drop it in the bag, then we each get another 15 seconds. No, Dave does not get to put it in the bag. Instant replay. I think I'm good anyway. What about the bag, Dave? Whatever. I don't need the bag. That was after.

Was that after? I think that was way. When did you put it in the bag, Dave? Oh, it's in his hand right now. It's in his hand. He got it in. Did he get it in? Dave got it in. Wait, when was that? it's in his hand. It's in his hand. He got it in. Did he get it in? Dave got it in.

Wait, when was that? It was after the timer was up. It was after the timer was up. You never put it in the bag. I had it in the bag. No, well after the timer was up. I was shifting it. Shifting it doesn't matter.

The timer was up. What does it matter if it's already in the bag? It wasn't. It's part of the contract. There was three minutes, Dave. All right. I don't need the bag. Was it in the bag? I said. Was it in's part of the there was three minutes Dave Alright, I don't know in the bag said yeah, was it in the bag when the time all right go up All right, we're not gonna do anything. Yeah all at the same time fucking paperback Yeah, no no, but it time is update

It's the principle of it I was shifting. If your goo's not goo, quit fucking with me. Oh, no, it's okay. Nick, was that your goo? Oh, yeah, that's my goo. I think we could all drop... We'd all drop at the same time,

but we'd all have to open at the same time. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right. What was Dan doing? He was just stuffing I couldn't tell you what anyone did What Kate did with that shoe Kate's going to be fine with that shoe

I think Kate should be fine with the shoe I feel good about that But I don't know how much she insulated Was Soup her first pick? Yeah Yeah Was soup her first pick? Yeah the very first Yeah I think this might be easier than we thought Yeah

I think 30 feet of bubble wrap was More than yeah A cheat code as it turns out Yeah Eggs are pretty resilient. They're pretty... You have to be a certain type of someone

to not be able to do that. Yeah. I never did this in school. Me either. We never did projects. Always wanted to. Yeah. Did you ever do the...

You have to keep an egg from... Like keep a a baby alive or, like, carry an egg? Yeah, a flower or something. Yeah. We never did anything like that. But I know that's, like, a common thing as well. Did you keep yours alive, Jer? Yeah, I did. Nice.

I did. All right. Who's first? We're going to do the jump scene time. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. I don't know.

I don't know, dude. Dave's is cocked. I think Dave's is. Dave's might be good. I think Dave's is good. I think Dave's broke when he closed the lid on it. It was really way too packed and he was crammed. Dave was jumping up and down on his to get it closed.

And then he's going to say if it was in the bag, it's going to be mine. They all felt. Dave was jumping on it like Mario trying to get coins out. Yeah. Look at these buffoons. Let's talk down to them. These Neanderthals. You think you're good?

I think I'm good. I don't even need this super fucking bag. You think you're good, Dave? I think so. It stayed closed. That was the key. Dave and I just sprinted, and Kate was just like, wait up. I ran down the stairs to check mine.

She'll be here in 10 minutes. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous. Oh, here she comes. Now, what happens if we're all safe? You've got to determine a loser. Yeah. So then what do we do?

You get even less time to make a new one. Less time to make a new one. Well, no, if we're all safe, then does everyone... Somebody has to get hit by a wheel. Wait, wait. What if we each then get to pick one person here to catch an egg for us? Oh!

Yeah, I like that. I like that, Kate. Or vice versa. We pick the person to toss us an egg. That makes more sense. We should do that. You have to be lying down. Lying down, you have to catch it with your hand over your head. Okay.

OBJ. Okay. You have to catch it. Okay. That's fine. Should we open? Yeah. Now I want a tie. There you go. Kate, I think you're good. I think I'm so good. Thank you for the shoe. Of course. I shouldn't have double knotted. Dave? Dave, what do we got? I think I'm so good. Thank you for the shoe. Of course.

I should have double knotted. Dave. Dave, what do we got? We got nothing but goo. He's out. Nothing. Nothing but goo. Nothing but goo.

That was in one million pieces. I thought I had to microscope that one then the other one. Who was it? Adam-sized shreds. Oh, no. Bro, get your duck face back.

You fools. You guys are morons. My egg is shattered. Oh, no. My egg is shattered. The dumb no. My egg is shattered. The dumbest of the dumb. Big Cat, come on. I'm sorry about your shoe.

Come on. We got to get one win. Dave, I've never seen him before. That was a perfect delivery of a two. Nothing but goo. Dave, you think the paper bag would have helped? Yeah, I do. Oh, fuck.

I was so confident this time. I was too, actually. I have not been confident at all. This one had to have made it. I don't know. Mine was wrapped in a Hooters koozie paper. Okay. Drum roll, please.

Egg. Egg. Egg. Show us a full egg. Oh, no. You're going to crack it as you're trying to. I know. What do we got?

What do we got? It's like a car crash. Feels like the jaws of life. Oh! Oh! Oh! The goo. Let's go.

The goo. Look at the goo in the pamper. The goo in the pamper. Wow. Oh, I feel so relieved. Thank God. You guys are idiots. Yeah, they're not.

All right. Now what? Now what? Kate versus Dave. Or somebody the loser. Sudden death. Sudden death. You got to.

Yeah. You want to catch eggs from the top? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the tiebreaker. Yeah. Lay on your backs.

Drop. Yeah. All right. Soft as hands. No. Yeah. Connor. Someone just take all the eggs up to Connor. Okay on your backs, drop. Yeah. All right. Soft as hands. No, yeah, Connor. Someone just take all the eggs up to Connor, and he'll drop them. And then the loser has to lay there and take the firing squad. Yeah.

One egg to. Yeah. Although we have to narrate, so maybe it's just. I think Connor drops them. Yeah. All right. How many are there? Steven will drop them all.

Let's give them six each. No, no. And how many they catch out of six Whoever catches more Yeah So they get a Right You guys get nice and messy

I think they just lay on their back You drop it to them Okay Is there a safe spot to lay on that tarp right now? There's some Yeah there's some Okay There's some clean spots

Okay Dude who brought the goo? That's my goo I brought one on that tarp right now? Yeah, there's some spots. Okay, there's some clean spots. Dude, who brought the goo? That's my goo. I brought one. That was incredible goo. Kate's goo saved mine. Look at all the goo. Look at this egg. It's a fucking beautiful egg.

That's the most solid an egg's ever been. Yeah, I just covered it in every single thing of the goo, including yellow and green goo. And then, look at this. Look at it. Look at my egg. It's the most beautiful egg I've ever seen.

How do you want to do that? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, shit. Okay. Kate's just got to keep going up and back downstairs. No, no, no. You don't have to go up. Oh, yeah.

She has to go lie down. Dave, you ready? Yeah. Do we at the same time? Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. We'll drop one to Kate. Drop one to Dave. Drop one to Kate. down. Dave, you ready? Yeah. Do we at the same time? Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. We'll drop one to Kate, drop one to Dave, drop one to Kate. It's like a shootout in soccer.

I thought those were new jeans, Kate. Thank you for noticing. I'm going to have egg drops to follow the plan. Kate is in a severe disadvantage here. What? I mean, White Sox Dave is a college baseball player. That's true. Yeah.

White Sox Dave is a great athlete. But a pitcher, that's the opposite. People are saying that if Dave was a gentleman, he would just take the punishment. Too competitive. Okay, too competitive. No, I think he drops one. Dave should take 12 eggs. The amount of shards of egg in that.

Okay. I think it broke when you closed it, Dave. Steven, you ready? Jay. Probably. I think they're both going to catch it. If they both catch it, let's just do one each. If they both catch it, it's wheel.

I think we should do wheel anyway. Jay. I want them to do this. All right, all right. Jay, make sure you're just dropping. Like, don't throw one to dave and drop one to kate yeah smart jay unfortunately because like i don't know if the thought entered your mind to like drop for kate but like throw it a little harder for dave but don't don't do that yeah he just

chased he's gonna take that literally no he's literally gonna take yeah he he's the one person who wouldn't look at that brain brain. There's nothing in there. Solid advice, kid. Fair. He's like, all right. I just said, just drop both evenly. What? I did what you told me to do.

Oh, this is sad, kid. Yeah. This is really sad. Hey, what are you doing to this? Fitting for the... This is really sad. Oh, my God. Well, you're in the double loser bracket. Okay, this is tremendously sad. You're in the double loser bracket.

Okay, this is tremendously sad. Okay, fuck, wait. Do I get to say when? Yeah. Oh, no. What are we doing? Either way is fine. Okay, ready, go.

Did it break? Oh, yes. All right, Dave, all you have to do is catch it. All you have to do is catch it. Lay Oh, yes. All right, Dave, all you have to do is catch it. All you have to do is catch it. Lay down, Dave. Dave, help her up, maybe. No, no, she's probably going to stay down there. Yeah, I'm going to stay down there.

You're probably going to have to stay down there. Stay down there. You're going to have to stay down there. Swarm around in the egg yolk. Oh. This is really, this is quite something. No, that's good, Dave. All right, Dave.

Where? Line me up. Kate,, Dave. All right, Dave. Where? Line me up. Kate, stay put. Stay put, Kate. You're probably going to have nine eggs thrown at you in a second. Oh, he's doing one hand. All right, hold on. All right.

Somebody couldn't do a first grade science paper. Wheel. Let's wheel it. Wheel. Wheel. Wheel. That was a bad drop. Wheel. Wheel. That was a bad drop. I just want one to catch it. He's just going to take one to catch it.

Oh! Did that survive? Yeah. Chase is going to throw We're going to wheel it. He's just laying an egg. Wait. All right. Chase is going to throw. We're going to wheel it. But Chase is going to lay an egg. Yeah. All right. Wait, go ahead.

Wait, TJ, go back to Chase. One, two, three, go. All right. Stay down there, Dave. Stay down there because we're going to wheel it. It's first to four is safe. One for. She can't move. Sit. One for Kate. One for... She can't move.

Sit. One for Kate. One for Kate. All right. One nothing. We can't remember. The wheel is shut. One for Dave.

One for Dave. That's true. Yeah. Wait, is one good or is one bad? You want one. One's good. Two for Dave. Two for Dave.

Oh, no. This is just going to... This is bad. This is true. But we have to do it Yeah This is as bad as it gets Alright I volunteer as a tribute

No too late 2-1 2-1 It's too late Dave Too late You got it going with Kate? No we're wheeling I think she's actually in pain.

Stop. 2-2. 2-2. 2-2. 2-2. I can't watch, I'm assuming. 2-3, Kate. Yes.

Good. You want one more. One more, Kate. You're safe. Kate! There we go. All right. Dave, you got to lay down.

Kate, get up. If you can, get up. Do you guys want to throw them or should we narrate? Should we just zoom in on Che just dropping nine on him? No, yeah, you guys go up. I'll narrate should we just zoom in on jay just dropping nine on him no yeah you guys go up i'll narrate someone throw for me when we were laying down get this tj get kate getting up get kate getting up it's so pathetic oh my god oh my god are you did you throw out your back again? Yeah, no, do you need help standing up? It's why Kate's ride-or-die hands enjoying it I am I mean it's just it's not funny, but it's very funny no, we have a quart full of eggs and

A woman four months post pregnancy whoregnancy who threw out her back slowly trying to get up when i was pregnant you guys hit me with the eggs oh yeah we did i just hit you with an egg when you're pregnant yeah i gave them all to him they're all upstairs yeah they're all upstairs what about the ones that didn't break all right you guys go on there eight so white socks dave so chay's gonna have to'll trust, Titus, I trust you to throw my egg. Okay. So Titus will throw two. I'll throw two.

I'll hit him. Thank you. Thank you. Good to be back. Are we all going up? Yeah. Other than Dan, I think. Yeah.

Are you all right, Kate? Yes, I'm good. All right, so someone's got to throw Kate's egg, too. I don't know if you guys noticed this, but on the eggs that were thrown without any contraption around them, one bounced off you and one bounced off me, and they didn't break. They didn't break. What the fuck is this? I don't know.

We've got good bodies, obviously, is the key. I think that means we're too soft. Did you re-throw it out? What's that? Did you re-throw your back out? It's been out this entire time. I could tell that when you said no one helped me. Wow. Okay.

Are you alright? You feel okay? Oh my god, yeah. I'm sorry I laughed. No, oh my god. I mean, this is... I'm probably going to hurt myself today now. No. There's nothing else I can do about it anyway. Okay. All right.

All right, lay down. Lay down. And this is like my little reward for it, you know? Yeah, no, you... Yeah, you... I did not want to see this happen to you. She's not my beautiful face okay here come the eggs i think

no y'all peaked out at once i hope he gets hit in the nuts. All right, go. The anticipation, yeah. Look at his breathing. Oh, there's one. Oh, it broke. Looks like they're going for a certain area.

I think we're going to have to throw them. All right. Wait, no, you have two. I'm saying they have to throw them with speed so they break instead of bouncing off his body. You don't get two, though. Yeah, he does because Ma's not up there and Kate's not up there, so two people get two. All right, go ahead. I'll give you that.

Oh. Oh. Oh, it didn't break. It didn't break. We should have just done that. Yeah. Wait, can you get the wide? Can you zoom out, TJ, from that? Yeah, let's.

Oh. Wait, hold on. Hey, I get to throw them back. That's the deal. If they don't break, I get to throw them back. Dave's saying he gets to throw them back. Oh, we're going to make a mess of this office. Holy shit.

Dave's getting egg everywhere. All right, how many more? Keep going. Oh, that one hurt. Oh, yeah, keep going. Oh, God, there's egg spraying all the way across the court. Yeah, I'm going to have to clean all of this. That's it. Is that it? Yeah, I'm going to have to clean all of this.

Is that it? I feel like I'm in Bastogne, France. This is his D-Day. We probably should have done this outside. Probably, yeah, in hindsight, maybe. Is that it? I don't know. Is that all of them?

Okay. All right. Let's see. Yeah, keep it on the tarp. Keep it on the tarp. I got to drop the Wisconsin dolls now. Yeah, did you bring a change of clothes? I'll live a few blocks away. Okay.

Live a few blocks away people what if what a what a escapade eggs eggscapade i really thought the shoe was gonna do it yeah oh where's dave walking don't walk on the court i have so much cleaning to do this is gonna going to be great. We got a lot of cleaning to do, boys. That's a lot of eggs. That feel good? One of you hit them real good. I'm not going to be... No, no, you're done.

You're done. Wasn't that bad of a day? So that was the first egg day. Yeah, he launched one back and hit the ceiling above all the computers and the egg exploded everywhere, as you might imagine. As it went all over the place.

There's that yolk. Nothing. He hit a one uncleanable spot. I don't even think you can see it. You can't even see it from that angle. It is everywhere on the team. Classic Dave. Egg can't smell bad, can it?

No. Probably stays good for a while, too. You're fine. What is the rotten egg? That's hard boiled Yeah I was joking Big time joke But what about the rotten egg?

Actually Nick I think that was a success I think so too We should have done the egg the egg punishment outside. Ah yeah. That was our only mistake. Yeah. Should just put him in

the parking lot and pelting him with eggs. We should have more eggs. Yeah. I think we do. We should have like 36.

Maybe like I'm afraid Dave's going to come back and just start chucking getting us. Yeah. Oh we should have used the Stanley cup. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I just I love the science of it. I'm happy Kate didn't lose. Me too. That would have been a really bad visual. It would have been terrible PR for it. Oh yeah Yeah I just I love the science of it I'm happy Kate didn't lose Me too That would have been A really bad visual for us

It would have been Terrible PR for Welcome back Eggs And Dave tried Did you hear him He tried to be like He tried to be a gentleman

Right at the end He's like I'll do it Too late Oh he's covered in eggs How do you feel Dave I feel good It's great having you on the act Love being on the act.

Yeah. Thank you, Jerry. Successful. This is the first inaugural egg day, correct? Yeah, we will do another egg day. Yeah. We need Dave's redemption. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to come ready to go next year. Yeah. We will definitely do it again. All right, let's spin our real wheel. I'm coming ready to go. Softly drop an egg. What would be good for you, Dave?

Alas. Okay. Let's try. Now we clean. Now we clean. No, we're good. All right. Thank you, everyone.

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