The Yak - Elon Musk Started The Biggest War This Show Has Ever Seen | The Yak 5-23-22

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. I only hear out of one ear. Which one? Left. Hello, everyone. It's the Yak. Hey.

We got Jerry. We got Kate. We got Brandon. We got Rico. We got Owen. Classic crew here. The Yak goes 12 deep now. Doesn't it?

Yeah, we got to fucking 12 deep. Roll any starters out there. How's everyone doing? Jerry's mad at me. Let's just get it out of the way. I'm mad. Jerry's mad at me. You are mad.

I mean, you can tell that you're mad. He's very mad. Tension. You can feel it. Yeah, we play basketball every day in the office. I beat him every day. Don't say it like that. You don't play basketball. You do pop a shot.

You're not doing one-on-one over there. We'll play pop a shot. It's not really pop a shot because you don't keep scores. It's just free throws. Right. Also, in your semantics, one-on-one wouldn't be basketball either. Correct. One-on-one is basketball.

It's a form of basketball. As is pop a shot. As is pop a shot. As is pop a shot. We're holding a basketball, shooting it through a hoop. The way he said it, we play basketball every day. You're shooting five free throws on the Papa Shop. Either way, this is distracting from the fact that Jerry gets worked by me every day,

and then he sits there and he cries. Okay. You see tears? I don't see tears. Let me see. They're kind of. Let me see. They look like they're behind the pupils a little bit.

They're glistening. Wait, let's see. Can we make Jerry cry? Hold him in for years, he'll explode. Can we make Jerry cry? Hold him in for years, you'll explode. Can we make Jerry cry by saying things? Don't do that.

Are your grandparents still alive? Rest in peace, Joe Tears. What about, oh, Joe Tears. Joe Tears. What about, did you see the news today? What?

Big Ben. What fake news? In a car accident. Oh, that's good. He's never going to talk again. Oh, my God. What do you think about that, Jerry? All right, I got Kenny Pickett. Oh, that's good. He's never going to talk again. Oh, my God. What do you think about that, Jerry? I got Kenny Pickett.

Oh, Kenny Pickett was in the car with him. You shouldn't even mess around. Kenny Pickett was your friend. Wasn't TJ Watt? TJ Watt was in there. TJ Watt was the other car that got hit coming the other way. He was eating a Primanti Brothers sandwich when they hit, and it went right down his throat, the meat.

They're all dead. There was a girl with really nice white toenails. Oh, that's right. She lost every single one. There was a bunch of little French bulldog puppies in the back, and they all died. That's going over the line. Well, I'm just saying, they're not yours, but it just blew up.

Are you going to cry? Nope. Look at this guy. He's a strong man. She'll be able to put fake nails back on, but you'd be able to tell the difference. Nope. Look at this guy. He's a strong man. Jerry. He'll be able to put fake nails back on, but you'd be able to tell the difference. I don't know if you've read the full story. There was a third car that escaped untouched.

Kevin Connolly. Oh, no. Fuck that guy. He might have done it. Piece of shit he is. How much would you... You've got to fight Kevin Connolly in rough and rough. I'm not even his weight. He's like 110 pounds.

You can get down to 110. Hell no. I can never. Talk. No. Still can't hear out of the right. That's fine. Here, you listen.

It's all right. It's not a big deal. I'll just keep one ear off. I'll leave it here. Ugh. Ugh. Can he hear? I'm just trying to test if he can hear.

Uh-huh. What did you think about Ruff and Rowdy? Did you guys watch? Yeah. Dick Booty Daddy is the biggest fraud in the history of... Ever. Ever. Yeah.

I loved it. Yeah. This was probably... I've watched every single one. This was probably my new favorite. I'll do a real shout out. I thought PFT and Large were incredible. They did so good.

You still haven't said anything about me. I'm just getting there. The announcement was... He's tweeting. Can I say something? I don't know. You still haven't said anything about me. I was getting there. The announcement was tweeting. Can I say something? I don't know. You were great, Dan. Yes. Because if I do say that, you'll just turn it around.

I appreciate that, Alan. It goes without saying, you were great. He already does shows with you. He's angling for you. I noticed the tweets. They do finance. Oh, yeah. Brandon Finance with Large.

Yeah, you guys are all really, really funny. It's fun. Come on, Large. Let's do a finance show. The Abel Brothers. Can we play that a finance show. The Abel Brothers, did you, can we play that clip real quick of the Abel Brothers?

Maybe the greatest accent of all time. Yes. Pittsburgh through and through. Turns out they do have a podcast. Oh. They've had one for a few years.

I listened to part of it on my way home. Was it good? The episode was titled George Floyd. Oh, God. I can imagine

there was some takes. Okay. And Rico, you should have been on that one. Oh, don't say that. So it was, yeah. No, those guys are electric. I like them. They are Pittsburgh through and through.

When they were talking about what was, don't give the money to Biden. He'll just use a gender studies in Pakistan. I don't know where they went. We should play their clips on here. Yeah. You like them, Jerry? Oh, you don't like them. I voted for Trump.

Right. But what does that have to do with this? They were making fun of Biden. Pittsburgh legends, both of you guys. You both asked for money from Dave Portnoy. I want you guys to decide who deserves the money more. We're twins. Double dip, Dave.

Open up the check, boy. You couldn't even make it in time for my fight. You at least owe me 500 for that. And Big Cat, one of my boys, texted me saying I'm getting a $500 accent bonus. Haven't seen it yet, brother. That's not a Pittsburgh accent. I would say Spencer deserves it. He's about to have a baby next week.

My daughter's doing five days, so hook it up, Dave. I'm getting married in September. I already have a kid. Me and my wife both work hard. I'd say just give us both a bonus. Make it a tax write-off. It's better than letting the fucking Biden administration waste your tax dollars. So donate it, write it off, instead of paying the taxes and letting him send it to, like,

Pakistan for a gender study that they're not even going to use. Fuck the Biden administration. Give your money to us. You guys just off the dome were so funny. We fought our ass off. You see this blood coming out of my nose. Paid in full, brother. What do you think?

I don't know. I think they should both be paid. I think we got to give them both money. Like double accent of the night bonus. I don't think that we've ever done that before. Usually it's just a one-off deal. We'll hook Dave up with the best pizza joint by the Pittsburgh International Airport. That's the best.

It's the best pizza by the airport. One on the left won, right? And the guy on the right lost. I think so, yeah. It's a joint by the airport. That's the best. It was the best pizza by the airport. One on the left won, right? And the guy on the right lost? I think so, yeah. Pittsburgh pizza joint by the airport. It's good. Fiore's, Minio's, Garden of Eden, all three are good. It's funny if you scream to pretend the left is Big T.

Pittsburgh Big T. Yeah, those guys were incredible. Big Dick Booty Daddy is a total asshole. Unbelievable performance by him So you were there What exactly I watched it He was tackling Bobby Lang the whole fight

Yeah but he said something happened to his shoulder Is that what he said? I don't know I think he was trying to say that his shoulder was popped out And that's why he quit But I think he just quit because People were getting very upset If his shoulder popped out he wouldn't have kept tackling the guy with his fucking shoulder. Yeah, true.

Even the way he stood, he just kept the left cocked, waiting for those big knocks. Well, I think we should have expected that because a lot of interviews leading up to the fight, he was talking about how it's no holds barred, he's going to do whatever, and there might be some stuff going on that's not really legal, but whatever. I mean, I hate that guy, man. I think he's a piece of shit. You think he had that plan going in, or the second it started, he was like, fuck this?

Yeah, I don't think he had the plan going in. I think if you watch it back, I got to watch it back, but every fight he ever fought was just he would walk in and he'd just throw his left hand for a knockout. So I think he tried to do that like twice. Bobby Lang was like, I know this is what you're going to do, and then he ran out of options. He's like, I'm going to start tackling him.

Now he deleted all social media? Yep, Instagram, yes. Did he delete it, or was it taken off because he also got banned from social media a bunch? So I think the day before, he had the Instagram. It went on his Instagram. It was like Big Bo booty R&R. And then afterwards, he's gone.

That's a good name, Kate. I know. What the hell? I was like, people were so upset. Like, oh, that fight sucked or whatever. But I'll be damned if I was not entertained. Yes. It was entertaining for sure.

And then Shizat the Rizat stepped up to save it. Yes. I don't even know if people know this part. Shizat the Rizat, after they watched the whole video, the cops asked Shizat if he wanted to press charges against Big Dick Booty Daddy. We did have a shot of Big Dick Booty Daddy going to him. Yeah, and Shizat's like, I'm not a snitch.

He's like, I'm not going to do it. It was amazing when you asked for the replay. You were like, let's exonerate Shizat the Rizat. You're like, ah, it's the hell. He just starts fucking whittling. It also was just such a hilarious

premise that we were, it was basically like going under the hood for an NFL game, but it was a police officer. It's like, hey, watch this. Yeah, the fact that the guy

was even entertaining it. Yes. I don't have to fucking watch this. Shizat put up the actual clip, though. You could see Big Booty Daddy He did try to punch him first.

Punched him first, yes. But yeah, the whole night was incredible. I think most people loved it i obviously there's anytime we do rough and rowdy people are going to ask for a refund just because they can so i expect that but i know it's not as big of a deal as what happened at the end but when you guys were earlier fight and you and robbie are just going on and on about how this guy doesn't have knockout power yeah they don't he doesn't have knockout power no that was in doesn't have knockout power. No, that was in the program. Right, and then he just knocks the guy out as you're saying it.

Yes. I also want to say this was hands down. There's a bunch of them where the ring girls are like, they come out and they're pretty serious, and these ring girls were so much fun. Yes. They were wearing different costumes. They were getting up on each other's shoulders.

The three at a time was great. It was so much fun. Tiny Taxi. Oh, yeah. She has hundreds of thousands of followers on Instagram. Really? She has an OnlyFans, my friends. Whoa.

World's smallest adult feet. Yes. Whoa. I am a. Have you. Have you verified that? It's in her Instagram bio. Okay.

Yeah. Do you follow her? No. I don't think so. I hope not. You looked into her Instagram bio. Okay. Do you follow her? No, I don't think so. I hope not. You looked into her. Well, feet. You looked into the bio.

I mean, you know what's in the bio. I ain't seen the bio. You're a feet guy. You can't just see the bio without searching. I don't pay for that. You never pay for feet. Oh, is that a stroke? That's the weirdest wink ever.

Try that again. You know how to wink? Yeah. I can't. What do you mean you can't wink? I don't. I'm not good with that shit. It's not that hard.

It's not like astrophys. You just wink. Can't do it. Are you actually trying to wink? I'm fucking around. I'm winking. You're moving your eyebrows. Zoom in on Jerry's face. Are you going to try toinking? You're moving your eyebrows. Zoom in on Jerry's face.

Are you going to try to wink? You're like Popeye. Popeye. Do it again. Your mouth does something weird. Is this drugs? What are you doing? Winking.

Wink. I'm bad too. Like that. Close the eye. What? What? What? What?

What? You idiots. That's tough. I couldn't really do forward rolls either as a kid. Forward rolls? I was literally just going forward. No, I wasn't good at it. I'd go up on my head and fall to the side. Like a somersault?

Yeah, I wasn't good at it. Did you not develop the right way? Turned out all right. I don't think so. That's up for debate. Tiny taxi. Yeah, tiny taxi. Also, mother of one.

Oh, really? I don't know. Yeah, mother of one. Are you not taking her at her word? Okay. Yeah, $460,000. I will say, she did have a thong the other night that didn't quite cover what it needed to cover. Yeah, that is true.

Getting the work done. She's doing what she's got to do. Were Nick and KB upset that I shouted them out before the anthem and no one reacted? No, they loved it. They thought it was fucking hilarious. I also want to see if the I was interviewed before it all started and I was just like, yeah, Nick

and Kyle Bauer. Oh, to a newspaper? Yeah. We have to find it. We have to find that. I was like, Nick and Kyle Bauer set this whole thing up. It's amazing. Yeah, wheeling is interesting. Yeah, I need to get down there.

I would say, no. I do, just personally, just because I hear it so much from them, and I don't know what's real. It's all real. Yeah. Yeah. I found some good food spots. Yeah, the DeCarlo's was good. That's the one with the cold cheese?

Yeah, the cold cheese. That Altoona style? Also, Zod, did you play Russian Roulette drunk with Large yesterday? I'm sorry, what? That's crazy. Maybe. What were you guys doing with that gun?

All I saw was Large posted a video of him hammered with Zaha in his house, and he had a gun that he was loading. No, it wasn't a real gun. What was it? It wasn't a real gun. It was a pellet gun. That would still hurt. Yeah, that would.

What did you do with it? No, we were just having fun. Just hanging out. Did you guys play Russian roulette? Boys doing boys things. No, no, no, no. Just hanging out. Did you guys play Russian roulette? Boys doing boys things. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Okay. I'm too much of a punk, dude.

I don't think that's a punk. That's a little move at all. No, I think that makes you smart. Yeah. Have you seen those things on TikTok? It's like an assault rifle with the beads. It's essentially a pellet gun. This motherfucker flies.

Are you talking... I think there's actually a box. Yes. Jaw blaster. Yeah. Where? Do you get the box? It's right by...

I'll get it. I'll get it. By Devlin? I'll get it. Yeah. We have a box of guns? Do we need guns on a live stream? Yeah.

This doesn't seem... Dude, it flies. We just get wet on this show. We don't shoot each other. Do they hurt when you get shot? I imagine it hurts a lot. Yeah. Fellas, there was like a pretty tough live

stream recently with guns. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good point. This is though not a gun. Okay. He said it. Gel blaster. Gel blaster. Gel. Gel. A little gel pellet. Oh, gel. Okay. I said gel blaster. That can't hurt that much.

I'm not bad at it now. Jelly. Gel said jailblaster. That can't hurt that much. I'm going to bag it now. Jelly. Jailblaster. Sucks if you're wearing shorts today. Do that. Don't do that. I can't do it. I'm just thinking for the algorithm.

Right. Good or bad? I'm going to be bad. It could be good. It could be really good. It could be incredible. Unfortunately, it could be great. It could be incredible for the algorithm. Steven.

We got an email one week to try to fit Elon Musk into our titles that week. Oh, okay. So let's talk about Elon. That was a couple weeks ago. So wait. I didn't read that story. Who's this for? I don't know.

I think it's for Devlin. Whoa, a gel blaster. I probably shouldn't open this, but whatever. It looks heavy. It's a large... Nail fraud, right? Yep. He might hold a grudge with you for years over there.

Lock him up and throw him a key. Whoa, there's a ton of boxes inside. Yeah, but there's no guns. Where's the guns? This is it. Oh, okay. All right. I thought it was about to be airsoft guns.

It's like a fucking assault rifle. It's probably for like an ad deal or something. Well, we should call Devlin. I'll give him a buzz. Oh, do you actually have his number? Yeah, he's on the Christmas text. Oh, non-toxic eco-safe. These are sick.

Blast over 100 feet, fully automatic. Holy shit, Jerry. They're blasting feet? Recommended for ages. Yo, we'll talk to you live on the Yak. This big box, it came up organically, and then we said, oh, there's a box over there. This big box of gel blaster guns, are they for anything? I got sent to it by a buddy.

They're just a stupid weird gun. All right. Big Cat's... Can we use a couple? Stupid, weird gun. All right. Big Cat's asking, can we use them? You can use them. Yeah, go for it. Thanks, man. Appreciate it, Devlin. All right, Devlin.

Thanks again. Good job, Ruff and Rowdy. They charge on your computer. All right. Set this up. Oh, my God. We need a USB port. They charge on your computer.

They come with safety glasses. Did somebody else hear that? Devlin really appreciated that. It did. I don't know how to load them. So I think it's like Orbeez. I think you have to soak the thing. One, two, three, four.

Oh, fuck! Fucking dick. You're a fucking idiot. You haven't got this set up yet, you fucking dick. We do it. Dan, stop it. Dan, Dan. Did they hurt?

Yeah, it hurts. Oh, okay. Yeah, they hurt. They hurt. I got you. I got you. I think you're supposed to soak the bullets in water. No, don't do that.

Don't do it. I'm getting the fuck out of here. All right, all right. I'll put it down. Just break out of my face. I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'll put it down. Just wrinkle my face. I'll put the gel blaster down. Dudes, we need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habits. Stop it, Brandon.

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It's fine. Cease fire. Go to dudewipes.com and use Yak to get 20% off your fair order. This is a bad idea. All right. Well, we're going to have to eat. Uh-oh, Jerry's loading up. I'm not loading up. We're seizing fire?

We're seizing fire. Don't load up. I put a cap on mine. What are we doing? Where did those glasses come from, Keith? Two years of PTSD therapy right down the drain. Where did those glasses come from they're in the box they're in the box that was mine no that is terrifying i mean this is pretty

fucking awesome these are sick i told you i watched the tiktok and they make an assault rifle of this i've been fucking crazy we cease fire I'm not... Yo, this is sick. I'm seizing fire. I just wanna... We should set up a... Oh, that's how you do it? Oh, no! Oh, no! Again, I think you're supposed to wet them and then they explode.

Everybody get down! Oh, shit. That's sick. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Jerry, you're smart. Everybody get down. Get down. Dan, get down. I'm going to shoot, Dan.

I'm going to shoot, Dan. Get down. All right, all right. We're down. Okay. Oh. Everybody stop shooting. Stop it. Stop it Stop it

Alright put my gun down Everybody put their guns down Put my gun down What it's gonna be like If you stay in New York Brandon Egg team Down I didn't realize

That's how you do it Jerry With that thing Buddy get down You're smart You're real smart You know that? No, don't take any more out.

No. I need one for my son. Dude, gel black. That's like six months old. No, no, no. Leave some for, we can't take all Devlin's guns. We got to set up a target course in here. Throughout the office or something.

Oh, God. That my fucking thigh. I aim for your ass. Wow. Got a big schlong. That got very, very... Can we get a clip of that? I am sweating. Wait, where's the glasses? They're in the box.

Oh, my God. You are supposed to wet them. Yeah, no, no, no. That's the gel part of the gel blaster. Look. What the fuck blaster. Look, look. What's that, Dan? What the fuck is that? Okay, these. Oh.

These are pre-wet. Oh, my God. These are good. These are the extra ones that you put in the thing and you wet them. Oh, my God. Wait, wet hurts less

or more? Wet hurts less. What are these things? I don't think it would shoot if they're not wet. Okay, all right, all right. I was going to load up. Wait, why?

If we're seizing fire, why is everyone loading their guns? What is going on? What do you think you're doing? If we're seizing fire, the guns are being loaded. I'm ready for the ceasefire, but I just. You do with these, after you shoot all your purple ones that are already wet, you fill this back up and you put the water in there again and you let them soak for two hours.

Gillette. They get bigger? Yes, they become this. They're Orbeez. Jerry, don't take an extra one for your son who's eight months. So these things probably cost $20 a piece. What is this? You think so?

What was that? All right, we're ceasefire. What's this, Dan? Now we have to use the wheel to figure this out. What's this? Everyone should really protect their eyes. Rico shot me. There's glasses in the thing.

There's glasses in the thing. I don't trust any of you. Where'd you get glasses? They're in the box. Turn your gun off. My gun's off. No, it's not. I see the light on.

Rico, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing, Rico? You're making a mess. I gotta load up. What are you loading up for? In case I don't trust Brandon. Vote if you're fucking... All right. What are you loading up for? In case I don't trust Brandon. Vote if you're fucking. All right.

What were we talking about anyway? Oh, I don't know. This is the last time I bring up a fucking TikTok. Rough and rowdy? Oh. What's your score? All right. Sorry, Zaha.

Oh. Who did that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a misfire by Kate.

That was me. The fucking Marine in the room doesn't know how to operate her gun. Finger was not straightened off the trigger. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a misfire by Kate. That was me. The fucking Marine in the room doesn't know how to operate her gun. Finger was not straightened off the trigger. Man. What is this for? Oh. It's this. Brandon, what are you doing?

All right. I'm ceasefire. Okay. Okay. Come on, Dan. Guns down. Guns down. Okay.

My heart is racing. I mean, it's awesome. These are. Oh. That was not me. I'm always locked, but he did it and put it down. Review the tapes. Yeah, review the tapes.

What is this cape? Honest to God, I don't know. I don't know what this thing is either. Are these in the military, Jared? She doesn't know? Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. What do we think about cracking that door open a little bit? And getting people as they walk by?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does the chat like this, or do they just think we're nuts? Probably like it, and then when we do it tomorrow and the next day, they're going to be like, all right, enough with this. Everything on the Yak is fun the first time we do it. Which is a fact. Family Feud had like five shows.

Yeah, right. And then when we come in tomorrow with these and we keep shooting each other, they're going to be like, all right, enough with those. Right now it's good. Oh, no. This goes 100 feet. He's pointing right at me. Oh, Jesus.

They go 100 feet? Yes. Oh, man. We're shooting at about six feet range. That's not a good idea. All right, here we go. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I can't do it.

Can I? Oh, it wasn't on. Oh, fuck. Oh, damn. We won't. We won't. We won't do it. Fuck.

Fuck. We fucked it up, Dan. Mine wasn't on. I just want to see if... Let's get a zoom. I'm going to go shoot him. Oh, yeah. It goes way out there.

Spycam, let's go shoot Pete. Yeah, spycam, shoot Pete. Do you have a green piece? Yeah. I don't know go shoot him. Oh, yeah. It goes way out there. Spy cam, go shoot Pete. Yeah, spy cam, shoot Pete. Do you have a green piece? Yeah. I don't know what this does. We're on a ceasefire. You don't need to worry about any of these other pieces. Where are my green pieces?

Need an extra green piece? I wish I hadn't seen this box. I got a green piece, but I don't know what it goes to, dude. Wait a second. Hold on. Does anyone know? That's a misfire. That's a misfire.

Wait. Does anyone know what the left and right is on the back? Yeah, it's automatic. Oh, I wanted to. It's a one bullet. What? Oh, it's one bullet, yeah. One bullet and automatic.

I just shot mine at the front desk without realizing they were actually going that way. Automatic. I'm so mad that we didn't get Pete there. What are the odds? You fucking showed your hand to Bubba. Well, I know, but I didn't know Pete was coming. Neither did I, actually, so you're forgiven. All right, let's spin the wheel anyway for the show.

Wow, these are awesome. Who's this? Oh, Marty, he's good. He's good. Oh, he's my producer. I said no, dude. Told you he's good. He's good. Oh, he's my producer. I said no, dude. Told you he's good. I don't.

That's fucked up. This show's going to get canceled. Yeah. Who's that? McCarthy. Jack. Go, Zah wants to say something. Zah's got something for you.

Okay, we've got to wait Okay, we got to wait. We got to wait. What are we going to add that skinny motherfucker? You all moaned at him. Oh, we're definitely going to get a complaint to HR. Like we tried to walk by the studio and got shot by six people. Can we get somebody to like like, get on the ground? Who's this lady?

Who's this lady? Cody. Cody's coming. Chaps is going to be here soon. When Chaps comes, we've got to fucking... I told Cody to run a Zoom so he could go shoot people in the office. Oh. They're fucking too fast. I think they're broken. I don't know if we should go

I think we should I think we should stay I had to make sure it was working Should we zoom or should we stay where we are and just try to get people to walk by You want to put a bag over my head and shoot me execution style when an Uber driver comes in

I want to Is this lady lighting me up? I want to light this lady up. I want to light this lady up. Strangers would be funnier, right? Strangers would be funnier. Oh, she doesn't even know. She's sitting there. She doesn't know she's about to get hit.

Just storm the lobby. It worked for us once. Storm it and take it over. Who's this? Oh, damn it. Yeah, we have all the power in this office right now. Is that his mom? I don't know.

I want to fucking smoke her. Fuck on the ground. Wow. Listen, lady, get down and don't get hurt. A lot of people watch this show. I think the foot traffic is over. Yeah, there are a lot of people in the office. Don't shoot.

We should keep Dana going at the front desk. You can leave this going. This is fucked up, but the power does go to your head. I feel very powerful right now. Yes, very powerful. Go shut up. You're nuts. I didn't aim for it, though, dude.

I didn't aim for it. I would like to go to a gun range. Ooh. Yeah. Yakko's the gun range. Should we light these girls up? Yeah. No.

Just the feet. No, no, no. Oh, look at this one, Kate. You guys are lucky. You guys are lucky. Yep. Keep walking. You're lucky.

Oh, shoot. Damn. Damn. Yeah. Oh, there's bigger ones? They have a Patriot. That's the one I was talking about. I'm going to buy them all. I'm telling you. I'm going to buy them all. I was talking about buying them all. I'm going to buy them all.

Yeah. Now, where do the gels go? Like all over the floor. You mean? Yeah, do they like disintegrate? No. Oh, so this is going to be a master graph? You know what, though?

I don't see. We've shot a ton of them in here. I don't see any of them. I see all of them. Oh, you do? Yeah, I see. Oh, God, right. And they're grounded to the carpet. There's actually so many that you don't see any of them. I see all of them. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, God, right. And they're grounded to the carpet now.

There's actually so many that you don't see them. Oh, wait a second. Yeah, there's a ton of them. I think the carpet could use a pop of color. Yeah, of course you can reuse them. Oh, wow. How would you really reuse them? Well, some burst.

Oh, yeah, they do burst. Oh, wow. These are cool. When is Chaps getting here? I want to light them up. He'll be here soon. He already landed, these are cool. When is Chaps getting here? I want to watch. He'll be here soon. He already landed. Light him up.

I'm not going for you. When Chaps gets in here, let's close the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Dan. See, look. They have ARs and stuff. We're not doing your little grudges on the act. We're going to invite Chaps on and then ambush him when he gets here?

Look at all the different types of... Purple heart veteran? Dan? He's been shot. Jerry? I believe in equality, but I can't. What are you doing now? Oh, she's nice. Someone's going to get hurt.

Oh, for sure. It's the eyes that I worry about. Yeah, the glasses. Hey, have you ever seen the Steve Harvey Iraq stand-up bit? No. It's amazing. I'm going to send it to you after the show. Or maybe we could pull it up. Please do.

He says if he was in Iraq, the war would be over in two days. Why? Because he would shoot everybody. Oh, well, I mean, that is an answer, I suppose. He said women, children, yeah. Big head, right? Same with me. I got a big head.

You have a bigger head than I do. What size do you wear? I don't wear hats. Should we raid the production room? You really won't take somebody out. It gives you a big head. It gives you a sense of power. That's it.

We could get Big T in here, no problem. I can't be. That's a two-time offender with that. Yeah, that's true. We can't do this based on your enemy. I mean, I'll put it down. Last night, yeah. What was that?

Don't worry about it. Just goofing. He's just goofing. Please. Dude, these things are sick. Yeah, this is cool. I just always wanted to tell somebody, get the fuck on the phone. Now, is there a way to, like, where can you buy these pellets to load up?

Bro? What? Shoot the glass, Scarron. Yes or no? Shoot the glass. Well, it was two. I feel like if anyone can get away with it here. All right, all right.

Here we go. I don't know this guy. I don't know who he is either. No, no, no. That bounced all the way back. My gosh, this fucking... He's aloof. You think you could buy these in mass?

Yeah, of course. There's a bunch in the box. You know what would be sick? A backpack. If you had a backpack. Remember the Super Soaker? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you had a backpack of these gel caps, you could really go down.

Just never run out. Yeah, that'd be sweet. You got people coming down. Is he good or no? Yeah, I mean, I like Becca, but I will blast her. Bare legs. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Not her. Oh, Lissowski. Glennie. Glennie. Glennie. Glennie. Glennie, Zal wants to say something to you. I'm about to go home.

All right, all right, all right. Don't you come in. Why is he? Why would he walk back? Oh, no. I think he's wearing a soprano shirt, and if we stained it with the gel, he's going to be so upset? Oh, no. I think he's wearing a Soprano shirt, and if we stained it with the gel, he's going to be so upset. Oh, no.

Yeah, he's wearing a white Sopranos tank top. Shoot, Emily, she'll break. Colleen, she'll break. Yeah. He's a runner. We can't hurt a runner. We need to get people out. Oh, I got a great shot at it.

Is that Allison? No, it's not Allison. Oh, it's Colleen. She's great. She runs. You don't want to hurt her. There's marathons coming up. Great shot. Who's this? Oh, no. Looks official. Oh, no. We got to do it, right? We got to do it. Oh, I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. Oh, he didn't even notice. Oh, man. People really hate this show. Pass it on your hand, dude. They already hated us for many different reasons. Now they're just like, what the fuck? We can't even walk by without a gunshot.

I'm on the single shot. I like to pick my spot. Here's the thing is, we shot ourselves. Oh, wait. Oh, but this shit hurts. Oh, man. This is the way to go. This is the way to go. This is the way to go.

This is the way to go. Everyone, just so we know the pressure we're putting on, shoot your own hand. Oh, my God. I mean, this just went. Told you, dude. This just went through. It's like, you know, in the police academy when they give you a punch. No, that hurts.

That was point blank. This literally, I just shot mine. It went through the paper like a target. It's paper. Put the paper up. Pull the paper. Here, watch. Shoot the paper. It's at my face. Oh, up. Pull the paper. Here, watch. That might be the paper.

I don't trust you. Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were behind it. Erica. All right, let's spin the wheel. Let's cease fire for a minute. Steven Chey and TJ haven't felt the... They have no idea.

Get in the room. We also don't have guns. We can't fight that. Oh, that... Okay. All right. Yeah. Adapt, improvise, overcome. Figure it out. Wow, there you go. Maure guns. So, that. Okay. All right. Yeah. Adapt, improvise, overcome.

Figure it out. Wow. There you go. Marine just told you that, bitch. Weapons of opportunity. You can find something in there. This is a great show. It's right here.

Dukes. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. We're going to light you. Kick that door open a little bit more. Dukes. Door open a little bit more. Come on, Zah needs him.

Dukes. Just say, Zah needs you. He's not draft eligible. You know, Dukes was in a frat with my cousin. Zah needs him. Zah needs you. He's not draft eligible. Zah needs you. He's going to get lit the fuck up. Oh my God, this is going to be bad. Go low, go low. Ow, he knew.

He knew. Oh, but he's so stupid. He knew that he had to jump. They were going to shoot him. But he seriously went in and was like, hey, what do you need from me? This is classic. Knew the bit, but thought. Knew the bit, but still was like, oh, you needed me?

Yeah. Yeah, you got me. You got me. But what do you need, though? Oh, geez. You pointed that shit right at me. Oh, this one? My safety's on, bro.

All right, let's spin the wheel. People are going to get mad if we forget. Yeah. Shoot the camera so people know how fast it is. Oh, man, try to break the TV. Love that wheel sound. I can't believe Jerry figured out the fucking speed gun. We were just pouring them in there like assholes.

I know. Erica. Anyone here get a show canceled? No, don't. No, no. I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

She'll have five producers standing in front of her. Oh, come on, Brandon. Brandon. Oh, man. Good vibes. Take one on the ankle now, you being a baby. I guess a guy like me would just never take a shot. No! You deserved it. I was

on behalf of Erica. Can you say things? Oh, we can. We joke with family. You can. We joke with family. Then you get shot. Right. Yeah, you can say whatever you want. Fuck, I feel like I got so much power with this thing. Oh, it's crazy, dude. I feel like a superhero. Oh, yeah. You guys mind watching this Steve Harvey video with this thing. Oh, it's crazy, dude. I feel like a superhero. Oh, yeah.

You guys mind watching this Steve Harvey video with me quick? Yeah, let's do it. Send it to TJ. You got the Unabomber thing going on. Me? Yeah. I feel it. With this thing in my hand?

Yeah. Kaczynski. Kaczynski? Yeah, I've gotten that before. Good shot. You got one, Jack? Kaczynski's Kate and Ted Bundy's Rico. Fun fact, I was really depressed once

and my Aunt Peggy sent me Steve Harvey's motivational book and it's titled Jump. Ooh! That doesn't really help, Aunt Peg. A little too on the nose. I think we should spin the wheel with everyone's name on it and whoever's left gets just lit up until they can get out of the room.

I would like a bag over their head. That is fair, right? See, Kate's down. I don like a bag over their head. That's fair. Yeah. That is fair, right? See, Kate's down. I don't like the wheel, though. You have to do it until... No, you know what we do? Similar to the... When they spin the bottle and they all try to run away, we spin the wheel, and if

it lands on your name, you've got to get out of the room. Yeah. Do we know what... Do we know what the thing is? Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that. You got to get out of the room. That's fair. Yeah. Do we have tape?

It's open season until you're out of the room. You still have your gun. Yeah, you can. Okay. All right. Okay, you put these in water. Everyone put their headphones on. Put your headphones on, Jerry.

Okay. Yeah, see, I'm aiming for that circle that's up there. Don't shoot the camera, you idiot. I'm not going to hit it. I'm aiming for that circle that's up there. Please don't shoot the camera. Don't shoot the camera, you idiot. I'm not going to hit it. I'm aiming for that circle. Definitely. This isn't going to hurt that camera. Now, Kate, you put these in water and put it back in the jar.

How do you keep asking her? Keep asking. She's in the military. Yeah, this is why we lost Afghanistan. We were just shooting. The gel was too. Trying to win a war with gel guns. Yeah.

You soak them like those little soaker things that grow. Okay. Orbeez. So when these run out, you just fill the dry ones in here, put some water in it, let them soak, and then you're good to go again. All right. Jerry's trying to get people to walk over. While he's holding fucking a salt rifle. Jerry just wants people to be like, who's this?

I'll get her. Is that Erica? I'll get her. It's not Erica. All right. Spin the wheel with everyone on it. Okay. Everyone knows it. to be on the air. Who's this? I'll get her. Is that Erica? I'll get her. It's not Erica. All right, spin the wheel with everyone on it. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out.

If Erica's having a meeting up there, you can. If it hits your name, you just try and get out of here. You have to get out of the room. Fuck you, Kat. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's an eliminator or? No, no. If it hits your name, you've got to get out of the room.

Wait, I have a question, though. Are you allowed to fire on your way out? Close the door. Close the door. Are you allowed to defend yourself? No. Hold on. Let out? Close the door. Are you allowed to defend yourself? No. Hold on. Let me get my ankles covered. This is so thrilling.

This is so thrilling. No, don't put the mic in front. You've got to have a legitimate way out. Yeah, you can go out the door. Hey, Brandon, it's your opportunity now. Open the door again. We're going to get Blattman. I'll cry. It's too real. They'll know my shit is aiming for the wrong places. Blattman, We're going to get Blattman. Get Blattman. I'll cry. It's too real. Cryer. They'll know my shit is aiming for the wrong places.

Blattman. I'm going to get Blattman. Open the door more. Open the door more. He can't get mad at me. We have kids the same age. That's not. He could definitely.

No, that's actually legally true. I can't get mad at Kate for the same reason. He gets mad if it's Tuesday. Same class, I think. Yeah. Class of. Oh, my God. Less talky, more shooty. Come on. 43?, I think. Yeah. Class of. Oh, my God. Less talky, more shooty.

Come on. Yeah. No. I do want to unload. This could be 45 minutes of them talking. Yeah. I know he's a blue guy, too. Come on.

I'm going to fucking write his ass off. Come on, platinum. Oh, my God. I can't do it. Chatty, chatty, chatty. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes.

Here he comes. Oh, did that not hit him He's wearing thick shorts Yeah he's got a thick ass too Alright close the door let's go Oh my god If it lands on you you gotta get out Gotta get out of the room Let's bust on Joey.

This is nuts. I don't like this, bro. I'll be honest. Very bad. Why are you putting your gun down? Idiot. You also have the long... Oh, my God. What was it?

What? What? It didn't spin. It didn't spin. It didn't spin. It's Brandon. No. No, it didn't spin. I Didn't know No. Owen. We haven't spun yet. You fucking morons. We haven't spun yet. You idiots. In the face. I just read the thing.

They got up and ran. You got up and ran. I'm sorry. He just freaked out. We haven't spun yet. Relax. Everyone stop. Relax.

We'll get to the store. He came with an all-time freakout. Cease fire. Cease fire. We haven't spun yet. We haven't. That was. Then you like totally screwed yourself by running.

And then we all just reacted by shooting you. I thought it was. I had no plans of shooting you. And then when you started running, I was like, well, I got to do it. I thought it was... I had no plans of shooting you, and then when you started running, I was like, well, I got to do it. I thought the wheel was slowing, and it was about to... It let you up on the way out. Right.

Oh, my God. Is it for real? Oh, my God. Is it for real? Oh, fuck. Okay. You unloaded too much. Make sure there's no drinks that could get...

Some of you are right by the door. We have a box. I'll get out. I'm not coming back in. Oh, my God. This is thrilling. Oh, and you got to sit. Oh, and you got to sit over here.

Yo, check your. Yeah, this is a little. This is a little not fair. Headphones on, microphones in front of you. Are we going all the way until there's one person left? Oh, my God. Probably will, yeah. What?

No. No, no, no. Dan, one and done. I mean, this is kind of how the show is going to end today. Yes, you're right. Nah, Dan, one and done. Oh, no. Vote, vote. No, Rico, there is kind of how the show is going to end today. Yes, you're right. Nah, Dan, one and done. Vote, vote. Rico, there is no voting with the wheel. This is how the wheel

works. Fuck this. Here's how it's going to work. If you get your name, it lands on your name, you got to get out of the studio. Once you get out of the studio, you can come back in, but you can't have a gun. And then we keep eliminating people that way. But you also can't get shot when you come back in You also can't get shot. You can't get shot.

As soon as you don't have a gun, you're a full ceasefire. What is it? The rules of war? What's the Geneva Convention? Geneva Convention. If you don't have a gun, you can't be shot. That's a fact. Right. So when you leave, you come back with no gun. You guys used to talk about baseball on the Yak a lot.

God damn it. I mean, this is the beauty of the Yak. It's like I walked in today and I just saw a box next to Devlin's desk that said gel blasters and it just was like, all right, put it in my brain. I brought it up. Didn't know you use it now. Yeah. Can I say one more thing too?

Like we've all been blasting. I barely have lost any. I have so many left. So many. So many left. All right. Okay, hold on. Oh So many. So many left. All right. Okay, hold on. Oh, fuck.

That's a perfect size, too. Here we go. My right arm is still burning from that. Here we go. Rapidly. Okay. You feel like I'm on uppers. It has not been spun yet.

Okay. I panicked. I panicked. I still can't believe Kate panicked like that. Okay, well. It would have been an actual war. Yeah. Everyone was just like.

Maybe there's a reason. Oh, we got to hit her. She's running. Yeah, I definitely did not. Okay, here we go. Okay. You was just like. Maybe there's a reason. Oh, we got to hit her. She's running. Yeah, I definitely did not. Okay, here we go. Okay. You can't move until it lands. All right.

You can't move until it lands? Yeah. Once you see it's going to. Right. That's what I thought was happening. All right, but if you. All right, here's the rule. You can move.

You can leave whenever you want, but if it somehow doesn't land on you. You still get lit up. Oh, no, no, no. If it somehow doesn't land on you and you move. Free shots. And you get free. And we get like free shots on a whole wheel still get lit up. If it somehow doesn't land on you and you move and we get free shots on a whole wheel. Sometimes it will be on the

edge. If it comes out of the edge, you can't. Everyone watch your eyeballs. That's all I have to say. Everyone's got glasses on? Yes. Here we go. This is thrilling.

I'm going to piss my fucking pants. Yes, you can. Okay, here we go. Oh, my God. What do we got? This is thrilling. I'm going to piss my fucking pants. Yes, you can. Okay. Oh, shit. He's hurting. He's hurting. Oh, that's great. He's hurting.

Oh. What a treat. Good. Gun's down. Good, Dan. What a treat. Good. Gun's down. Good, Dan. You're good. You're good. You're addicted to the content.

You're a true leader. True leader. True leader. True leader. His glasses broke into a thousand pieces. True leader. True leader. All right. Close the door. You got to put your gun down when you run out

Yeah I guess I could have shot back Yeah yeah I guess I'm trying to get the fuck out Yeah he's out I gotta admit that's so fucking fun Cause it's the perfect amount of pain Oh no no no No no no, no.

Not like this, Frank. Not like this. Not like this. Get out of here. Not like this. I just waved. I wasn't going to shoot him. I'll tell you what.

These guns are so much fun because it's the perfect amount of sting. But it doesn't actually hurt. It won't break your skin. Well, close enough. But no, yeah. Do you have marks? No, it doesn't actually hurt. It won't break your skin. Well, close enough, but no. Yeah, do you have marks? No, I don't think so. No, yeah, this is the perfect. No, because I shot my hand point blank.

And you're fine. So did I, yeah. Dump them out. All right, here we go. You know, it's like when somebody snaps a rubber band on you. I really want to be able to do that. But it feels like that like eight times in a row. Yes, it does. There's no chance you're not going to be shooting.

Yeah, I'm going to shoot. Yeah. I think if you come back. Well, you get special roles. Dan's rules are always fucking murky. Everyone else can too when they come back. You can't sit here and not be able to shoot. That's true.

Oh, come on. That's true. It's crazy. But not everyone should have. That's part of advancing. You don't get shot by five people. All right, fine. I won't shoot until the last two.

The last two, I think everyone's back. You could shoot on single shot. No, no. The last two, everyone's back. I'm not going to shoot. I'm not going to shoot. I like what he said. Single shot.

Yeah. I won't need to shoot. Although that's hotter. No, no, no. We'll do it with the last two. The last two will be more. Okay. Hey, sorry I held you at gunpoint.

That's okay. This is fun. Auto war, you know? I'm drinking coffee. Oh, my God. I'm having so much fun right now. gunpoint. That's okay. This is fun. Out of war, you know? I'm drinking coffee. Oh, my God. I'm having so much fun right now. Stressful. Oh, man.

Art's beating like a jackhammer. Okay. The title of this episode should be The Guys Getting to War with Elon Musk. Gunfight with Elon Musk. Okay. Spin it. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Oh. He's still had his headset on. He's still had his headset on. Oh, my God. That was awesome.

That was a lot of damage there. Oh, my God. How did he walk right by? Oh. All right. Spin it again. This is the best. I feel like I'll say it.

This is the best day of my life. This is so much fun. It's scary to come back in after it happens. Close the door, Rico. Oh, shit. What? Can we put up the article? Hell yes. What article?

The newspaper article. About Nick and KB? Yeah, it got posted. Where does it say it? Oh, the two hardest working people at Barstool Sports are Wheeling residents Nick Turetti and Cal Barstool. They do a great job for us. Oh, hell yes. Aw.

Is that what you said, by the way? Yeah, I did. I was like, they're the reason why. They are. I wrote down their names. It was like, they're the reason why. They are. And I wrote down their names. It's like, make sure you get this right. Cute as a button. Oh, wow.

They called me Dave's assistant. That sucks. Damn. Okay. Okay, here we go. I miss Sass, but I'm happy he's not here today yeah yeah what the hell i got demoted to assistant brutal his assistant dan katz filled in on the nation nationwide live stream broadcast

i'm gonna tweet that there's a light on this thing do we know what you have to charge them? No, I think that just means it's on. Yeah, but I think it came charged. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Rico and Dan are out.

Yeah. We're out until the last person's back. Oh, my God. Put your gun down, Rico. It's down, buddy. They're on a Tuesday. Why can I never find Nick's Twitter account? I'm shooting everybody.

Is it N. Tarani? Is what? I think it's his whole name. It's just Nick Tarani. I've been saying Tarani. You are a... I'm wrong. There. You better watch out, Brandon, I've been saying Tarani. You are a... I'm wrong. I'm a bitch. Fair. You better watch out, Brandon, when my name gets called to run.

I'm just going to take my sweet time getting out of here. I'm just going to... There's probably some sort of safety we're not using. I'm taking one person and I'm taking them down. Is that like an extendo barrel or like a silencer or something? I don't know what it's for. All right, what's all this downtime? Spin it.

We're all, there's four of us waiting to die here. This is stressful. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, Brandon got me in the face. He shot that, Jerry. That was perfect. It was right on the edge.

I didn't know who lost. Brandon hit me right in the fucking mouth. Yeah, I caught like 15 to the jaw. Jerry, I need like a pallet of these things. I want the truck. All right. I got a truck guy like that. I think that we were scared at first,

and now we're going right for each other's faces. We got shot in the forehead. Down to three or two? Down to three. Okay. So this one's three. Only you three. And then when we get to two, everyone's back.

What? Oh, my God. Wait, what? Everyone's back to shoot. So why don't we just be back on this one, too? No, because I tried to do that, and everyone said that was not fair, and I agree. Now I'm out. Yeah, you're out, too.

I haven't shot. You're out, buddy. I'm sorry. Did I shoot you there? I didn't mean to. Shot me. I didn't shoot you. I didn't shoot everybody that had a gun.

Oh, did I get you good there? Oh, fuck. I got you good. Wow, that three-wheel is scary. It is so scary, dude. So scary. Wide gap. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Can I get the gift of me getting yanked with the headphones? Oh man. So this person's going to get the full... Everyone. He's going to get everyone. I'm going to get out of the way. Fuck. Damn. Okay.

Well. I kind of want to go shoot the booth. Wait, so am I putting everybody back on or no? No, it's not everyone back on. It's just the two of them, but everyone gets to shoot. Oh, I can't shoot. So stupid. No, you can shoot.

Everybody's on now. Everybody can shoot. Okay, well, Owen's right by the door. I know, Owen. You should have to sit over here next to Kate. Yeah, Owen. Come over here. Yeah, come on.

In Kyle's seat. Come on. Also, you got to put your headphones on. All right. They don't work. Okay. You need to be over there. Why?

I sit in the seventh seat every day. I come every day for two years. I sit in the worst seat. I'll sit here. okay steven listening now okay hold the door if it's open uh okay all right here we go. Oh, my God. It looks like... Pokemon.

Pokemon, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. I feel like I'm about to be a little Charizard over here. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, damn it. That was a massacre. How was that, boys? That was a fucking monster. There's so much of this shit everywhere. You still have a ton of beans left. I caught a good one here.

You upset your little seat switch didn't work then? Oh, man. Wow. You were getting lit up, Owen. Don't shoot Samson. Owen, that was badass. I'll say it. Yeah, that was badass.

That was pretty badass. That was pretty fucking cool of you, bro. That was good. Steven, can you come in here and take a gun for TJ and Zach? For the booth. You guys got to get involved. We have four guns left. We have four guns.

Come grab one. All right, buddy. We got to have this. Yeah, there's three guns left. Three guns left. Come grab some for the booth. You guys have to do a booth wheel. I mean, it's only. You guys have to do a booth wheel. I mean, do a booth wheel.

It's only right. You have to do a booth wheel. The three of you in there have to do a booth wheel. Okay, then don't. No, we're not going to storm the booth. Worked for us once. Are you coming to get your guns or no? Aim small, miss small.

I'll come get it. You guys wouldn't shoot an innocent Chinese man in a square, would you? Chinese? Half? No. No. Can't shoot. Let's fucking light Steven up, obviously. Just light him up.

Light him up. Light him up. Light him up. There's so many in my teeth Teeth? He spit it out a second ago What the fuck? Yeah, you guys were shooting at my face They were exploding

Oh yeah, when you wouldn't go down We had to go for a headshot Right I wasn't looking where I was shooting I was Oh man Did you shoot Ebony or is it a hate crime? I was. Oh, man. Shoot Ebony or is it a hate crime?

That was fun. Wow, this is addicting. I want to shoot Kayad. What? I want to shoot you. You did. You got me in the face earlier. No, I didn't.

Yeah, huh? Dream come true. Yeah, no, I got one here. A little strawberry. That was fun. How did we come off of this? I don't think we do. I think that was just great episode. You won.

Good job, Kingy Chuck. That was great. I feel like I would like to go have a cigarette. Yeah, I would love a cigarette. That was military experience. Wait, what's left on the wheel? It's just Kate. Spin it one more time.

Oh, God. It's just Kate. It's just spin it. Oh, if you win, you win. Yeah, you win. Yeah, I won. You also lost to start with. Just spin it.

That's the perfect... Oh! Ow! Ow! Fuck! Kate! Ow! Dan, what are you doing? Oh Ow Ow Fuck Okay Ow Dan what are you doing

It's fine I don't know She was shooting He's over there bro I know my gun was misfiring this way Ow You wanna fucking play I'll play

No No Jerry Fuck you That was the yak. The yak. Anything else we missed today? Who's that guy? I don't know.

Oh, is that the weed guy? Hey. Lazy Trey? Hey. Oh, no, don't shoot him. Don't shoot him. Oh, is that the weed guy? Hey. Lazy Trey? Hey. Oh, no, don't shoot him. Don't shoot him. Oh, it is the weed guy. Which guy?

You. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Fuck, do I get shot if I walk in? Yeah. Yeah, don't walk in. You're going to get shot.

I wouldn't walk in. I wouldn't walk in. Don't walk in. Keep walking. I'm going to keep walking. Just go. What's that for? We'll put him down.

You have to be on the shoulder. It's a weed wheel. A weed wheel? Oh. Hold on. Keep go. Who's that for? We'll put him down. You have to be on the show, though. It's a weed wheel. A weed wheel? Oh. Hold on. Keep speaking. Okay. What about it?

We're going to do a weed wheel. Okay. Give it to Owen. In the bag over. Uh-huh. Whoever wins gets the bag. I'm just going to take the bag. Yeah, just take the bag.

Owen gets the bag. No wheel. We can do a wheel. You're going to get shot, though. If you come in here, we're going to shoot you. Yep. Wait, what is this? We're doing a weed wheel now?

Yeah, we'll do it tomorrow. I'll come back for it because I got to be in it. No, you got to come Thursday. He's eating weed on Thursday. Can you come Thursday? We're doing a pod episode Thursday. Yes, Thursday. Come back Thursday. I you come Thursday? We're doing a pod episode Thursday. Okay. Can you come Thursday? Yes, Thursday.

Come back Thursday. You guys want to hold it? I'm going to smoke it. Come back Thursday. Thursday show. One to two. Perfect. Love it. We just got a weed guy who just shows up.

Yeah, you can come back without getting shot. Of course you can come back. That guy's just the weed member? Yeah. He's just like a... We have like recurring side characters on the act now. That guy... He gave us... He showed up one day to give weed to someone, He's just like, we have recurring side characters on the act now. That guy.

He gave us. He showed up one day to give weed to someone, and then he just came back unannounced. He was Chaps' guy. Oh, last time Chaps. Oh, is he Chaps' guy again? Erty. Oh, probably. Producer slash dealer. Chaps should be here any minute now.

Who has the most shots out of there? Oh, it is Chaps' weed dealer. It's Chaps' guy. That's right. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to flack you there. My bad. You haven't shot anybody.

Owen's got a lot out, too. Yeah, I know. Yeah. What an episode. Wow. Can't shoot the booth. Let's wait for one more person to walk by. Who should we get to walk by?

What's fascinating about the fall of malls? Is Hank here today? Is Hank here? I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him, but he's upstairs now, right? Maybe no reason to see him. Who should we try to get to walk by? Joey?

Or Pete would have been the best. Joey would be good. These things are sick, dude. This is all I want to do with the rest of my day. I want to get fired for it, but I just want to... Unbelievable. I want to do this. I want to just shoot people.

We're doing the rundown right now, and I was like, what if I just... You'll shoot the rundown. I can't. No. I mean... We should do that. Who's this coming down the steps right now? Big shoes. My goodness. That's the that. Who's this coming down the steps right now? Big shoes.

My goodness. Oh, yeah. That was a good sport. I can't believe the weed guy is back. Hide him. Hide him. Hide the guns. Hey, Sean.

Hide him, though. You got to hide him. Get something from Zahn. Bring it in here. Dude, these clips out of context. I'm watching these clips out of context. They're so ridiculous. It's just chaos.

Where's Chaps? I would like to finish by lighting up Chaps. Okay. He's 15 minutes away. We have an angle on the rundown. How close are you? Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Shoot. Can I go hit Glennie with just one? He got mad. Just one, not automatic. Just a one. Keep the angle on the rundown. Go hit him with one. Jerry, why don't you follow him and hit him with one.

And hit the auto. Just one. Watch your eyeballs. Sincerely, Mom. Oh. Yes, just plenty. One. One.

From a distance. Danger to one. Right. Okay. It's going. It's going to be great. He's just out of view now. It's a great angle.

He goes nearby. And he's so funny, too, to hit because he's so jumpy as a person. I think he values that shirt a lot, too. There's Owen. There he is. He's going behind the pillar. Glennie has no idea. Oh!

That was so perfect. That was a perfect little wiggle by Glennie. Good job, Owen. Yay! Great aim. Now we can perfect little wiggle by Glennie. Good job, Owen. Yay. Great aim. Now we can end the show. All right.

We won't play with these anymore. Let's spin one more to see who has to get out. Okay. All right. One more. One more. One more to see who's got to get out, and then the show's over. He's addicted.

It is addicting. It's fine. It's one time. It's one time. Whoever loses here has got to get out. You're not going to hit it. It's not going to be you. It's going to land on you, and then you've got to get out, and then. It's fine. It's one time. It's one time. Whoever loses here has got to get out. You're not going to hit it. It's not going to be you. It's going to land on you, and then you've got to get out, and then the show's over.

Close the door. Owen is a changed man. He doesn't give a shit about it. And then TJ and the show right after this person walks out. That way it's all right. Try to clean his ankles, by the way. I don't know if that was clear you end up landing on him

he left very early that would have been hilarious if it did alright good show thanks everyone for watching see ya Woo! All right, we're back. We're back. We're back.

Oh, no. Chaps! Chaps! Chaps! He's got a nice shirt on. Hit him in the pants. Wait till he steps in. Don't shoot till he steps in.

Japsy! Oh, you got him. Oh, no! He's in his trouble! We're done! We're done! We're done! Hey! Hey! It's the act. It's the act.

Yeah, it's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act. Great show, everybody. See you tomorrow.