The Yak - Ever Wonder What A Canadian Cattle Salesman Does? | The Yak 4-4-22

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, yo, look at this. Look at this. This is the yak right now, okay? A little bit unconventional of a yak right now. This is a little bit of a... This is a skorigami yak right now.

You've never seen a squad like this. You've never seen a twosome this gruesome and a foursome this fearsome. We got a nice set in here right now, and we're going to need to put up numbies. Tommy, I'm going to need like 21 and 27 rebounds from you. 27 rebounds. I'm going to need 27. All right, you can give me 16 assists if you don't want to do 27 rebounds. I could do like 14 points, six assists, one board.

No, that sucks. We need more than that today. It's not a game if we're in college. Jay, I'm going to need fucking 30. Three assists. No assists? Three assists. All right, then you need to give me 40 buckets then.

You need to give me 40 points. Not 40 buckets, 40 points. Only 40 points. Greer, I need you in the corner jacking threes, dude. Oh, my God. That's not my game. All right, fine. I need you to body check the fuck out of someone then.

I need you to hard foul. I can do that. I need you to body check the fuck out of someone then. I need you to hard foul. I need you to set the tone for whoever we're going against. I need you to absolutely set the tone, play stalwart defense, get your ass low to the ground, and slap the fucking floor. That's exactly my game. Okay. I can do that for you. Let's go.

Grabbing boards. Raising canes. We're rocking the raising canes gear. We're chilling today, but for a good cause. They said that they had raising canes for us. They said that they had Raising Cane's for us. I thought that they had food for us. I should probably know this. Is it up here?

No. It's coming up here is what I think. Yeah, I think there's one coming to New York City. Okay. But even if they just brought us some food, I would even take a little bit of a flash reheat or something like that. That's very good in the in the big cat videos yes uh

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Dude, Tommy, had you really never met Greer before? We've met plenty of times. I like sometimes just introducing myself to people I know well. Are you sure that you've met before? Yeah, no. We've hung outside of work before. Detail some of you sure that you've met before? Yeah, no. We've hung outside of work before. Detail some of your conversations that you had.

We went to a comedy show together once. Oh, wow. I've seen you at the gym a decent amount of times. We were at Marina's wedding together. I don't know if we would say together. I was there with my girlfriend. I went with Trent and Vibs. We were both at the wedding. I was in with my girlfriend. I went with Trent and Vibs. We were both at the wedding. We were both at the wedding.

We were both in the relationship. Zaha was in the Uber there. I was there. Yeah, I meant like in the physical car I went with. It was Trent, Vibs, and Zaha. Damn. So you guys chopped it up. Oh, we chopped it up.

Oh, yeah. And, of course, Hoge. And Hoge, yes. We were in together on Hoge, a crypto that has gone down maybe 10,000%. We got the rug pulled on Pusscoin together. We were in on Pusscoin, got the rug pulled on us. I think that was only me and you. Maybe a State of the Union on shitcoins right now.

Like, where are they at right now? I've heard less about them. Is it because they're doing less well or because they're waiting in the shadows? I think they're dead. All of them? Yeah. I dumped all my bags. Yeah, but you never know.

There will be one. The reason I'll never sell is that eventually it'll pop up again. Yeah. Just randomly. Crypto decides to randomly go up every four months or so. Will it? Yeah. Will it?

Maybe not. I don't know. I feel like there's always new crops of the shit coins. I guess we are due for another wave. This office is very emblematic of the waves of Bitcoin and all types of coins like that. The shit just- Dude, do you remember Bitcoin Marty? Of course I remember.

He's doing business. He's a big deal in the crypto community. He has a show on Fox News now. Dude, he's got like 125,000 followers. He has a show on fox news now he's got like 125 000 followers he's a show on fox news no way does he actually yes he has a show on fox news now that is the best shout out shout out marty bent probably a millionaire like multi multi multi but it's all in bitcoin it's not like when he's not a millionaire he's in bitcoin yeah but it's it counts towards his network he's gonna own a sports team in like 20 years sometimes me and caleb will just be on the road and we'll just be gazing off into the distance just being like,

how many Bitcoins do you think Bitcoin Marty actually owns? And I really, I don't know. It's got to be three digits. Yeah, I wouldn't know. I would guess three digits as well. I'd go with that as well. Low three digits? That's a lot.

He was an early adopter. with that as well low three digits that's a lot he bought he was early and the way that he pounds the table for it he has to be lever he has to be over leveraged even if he had 20 that's a million dollars so if we're talking three digits that's five million minimum plenty of people not liquid right now right here probably has 20 not close but there. I had to sell mine to move here initially. Did you? I was at a hard zero for a while there. What were you, because I interviewed you. Were you like a cow farmer or something like that?

I was a cattle trader. Cattle trader. Shut the fuck up. Agricultural futures. I used to trade. Really? Yeah. What does that mean?

It's like. Were you booting the mud or were you just on the floor? No, I was on the floor. I was working in the financial district in Toronto. Oh, I thought you were like a cowboy. It sounds a lot cooler than it actually was. I was just wearing slacks and a collared shirt. I don't know what that means again, but in my mind, you're on the stock trading floor

being like, I got a cow in 2030. I don't think they really do that anymore. You can do it electronically. That's what it is? 20 years prior, I think that would have been what I was doing. Wait, what do you mean a cow in 2030? Like buying futures on cows? Yeah, that's exactly what you do.

Wait, so you're buying sperm? No. Well, not that far ahead but it's like uh you have futures contracts and it's like oh you're buying the live cattle contract for like october uh 2022 so it's basically like you're trying to predict the price that like a fully grown ready for slaughter cattle will be in october of 2022 what that's what I was doing. What was like an average price for one of those? I forget what the... It was like by pound. So I want to say it was like...

Just in US dollars? Yeah. Like 120 bucks for a contract, which was like a thousand pounds of cattle or something. Feels like a really good deal. How much does a cow cost? Yeah, like a really good deal how much does a cow cost yeah like a new york how much does a bull cost just like one a single bull i want to say it was like around 700 oh wait no that would be like the pounds i'm trying to remember i i probably i've

kind of lost everything because i can't like steak steak sometimes it's pretty cheap yeah yeah it can be yeah You know what I mean You're getting the whole cow too So you're getting a lot of useless stuff too Oh true That only liver king needs But most people don't actually need the entire cow Normies don't

Depending on the breed and type like that It ranges from $3,000 to $20,000 $20,000 for a cow? For a bull? You ever trade cattle? Yes. Shut the fuck up. I paid some herpas.

You did what? Trade a what? Herpa? Is that what it's called? Marijuana? Herfa, like a heifer. There we go, a heifer. A heifer.

And what is the difference between a heifer, a cow, and a bull? One produces child, and one doesn't produce child? Yeah, heifer. A heifer. That's what I meant. And what is the difference between a heifer, a cow, and a bull? One produces child and one doesn't produce child? Yeah, heifer is the female. Heifer is a female that doesn't produce child. Cow produces child and bull is just the... Yes, I believe that. Are all male cows bulls?

No. It's like squares and rectangles. No, I think one does most of the fucking. I think it's squares and dudes that fuck. Yeah. I think it's some of them do fucking and some of them just, I think, does most of the fucking. I think it's squares and dudes that fuck. Yeah. I think it's some of them do fucking and some of them just, I think, never get to. But all bulls are cows, not all cows are bulls. No, I don't think cows are bulls.

Cows are girls. Yeah, cows are girls. Steer is the male term, I believe. Oh. You're an idiot. In general, you think a cow could be a male or female. No, I thought. Oh. You're an idiot. In general, no, in general, you think a cow could be a male or female. No, I thought

cows were always female. No, it's a girl. No, this is your misconception. No, I bet a lot of people think like that. We just three-to-one'd you. I bet if you think of a cow, you don't think of it,

oh, that's a female. You just think of it as an animal. Cow has udders. Udders means that there's milk. I'd probably be with Tommy had I not had that job, honestly. But you guys are older. I think there's an age when you learn it.

I think there's an age. I must be like 27 or so. I'm not there yet. How old are you? I'm 29. Are you? So when did you learn that? Probably around,

maybe a little bit before 27? Well, I had this job when I was like 22 23 so i learned it i learned it earlier than most 27 is definitely that age when you have that talk with your parents they sit you down is steak wildly underpriced there's a bowl going for three grand how many steaks are in a bowl but think about how you get grated cheese out of a cow too like you get a lot out of it you're talking cows they don't make fucking cows into steaks i don't think do they all right yeah they do they do yeah once they're once they're done with their uh with their milk producing days they'll bam yeah so once they're old we're just eating old ass cows i guess that's the appeal of view tenderundra having a baby just eating a fucking

supple ass baby but yeah i'm curious how many steaks because like 20 000 blew my mind how many steaks can you get out of a fucking exactly like you really have to fucking chop that thing up or is there anything else you could do with it i guess use the bones to cast some spells or some shit like that or fucking i don't know the killing leather leather i guess leather i'm okay with like thinking about the killing part but like when you when you're talking about number of stakes in the account think about like sawing open the rib cage and like that all that shit all grosses me out you guys ever do that in like science class so i'll open a cow like open some animal frog biology or something like that i did it last fall i went hunting for the first time did that with a deer well i didn't really do it i let the the real man that i was with do it

you just watched yeah yeah i shot it and then let uh let someone else do the dirty work that's a bitch move i know i'm a bitch. At least you shot it. Apparently, on average, you can get about 220 pounds of steak from a cow. So that's between 120 to 180 different cuts of steak from each cow. That kind of makes sense then. And then you're wholesaling them for cheap. Shit. Yeah, I guess there's just a bunch of fucking steaks in a cow that's based off a cow's average weight being a thousand two oh my god i didn't know they weighed

that much okay and you just buy them you buy them you buy them grown or you buy them as as little fetal cows you so that's another one of the contracts you have your feeder cattle contract and you have your live cattle contract so the feeder cattle are like the i think they're usually around 700 pounds so you buy them feed them with corn and whatnot and then uh then kill them when they're like 120 or a thousand 200 pounds holy fuck did you ever go out to the farm did you ever go out to any you never even set foot on any of the never saw what you're actually selling i was also a bitch cattle trader, too. It just stayed in front of my computer. Living conditions?

Go back to that mic. Go back to that mic. What? No, they just had an up-close on the mic. Super close. Oh, we might be stalling out. Like a GM who never really played the game. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Boy, how do you transact on these things so i buy cattle contract for 2030 then what happened i don't think they're available that uh that far ahead like i don't think they go 2025 like i don't know a year or two in advance i think it's mostly supposed to be for like farmers to hedge their positions and basically just ensure they can lock in a price. So they're not going to get fucked if the price falls down. So what happens if there's like a plague amongst some of the cattle? The price drops, I think, pretty heavily.

Holy fuck. So could you like poison somebody else's cattle and fuck with their stock? I guess. Yeah. Genocide a bunch of their cattle? Yeah. they're gonna kill it anyway like you killing it's not necessarily inhumane it's just uh a little bit uh unethical from a from a business name a little bit yeah i would say that's a little they're just gonna kill them anyway and the price of your healthy cattle cattle would rise it would go up yeah you would be making a bunch of money and can

i stress again they're're going to die anyway. Yeah. Are you intent on your food dying, Tommy, to enjoy your steak? Do you need the animal to have died? Well, for sure. I'm not going to eat a live animal. But what about like a cloned animal, I'm saying? Do you need it to have been alive and then died?

Or would you eat like a cloned steak? Wouldn't a cloned steak be alive? No, but like how they're making they're trying to like clone natural naturally you're talking like impossible meat no no but like actual steak no i'm talking about it kind of people are cloning steak or like trying to clone i don't know what i'm unaware of that going on yeah they're trying to clone meat it's like a huge industry i don't get what that means like how does that work? They would clone a steak. They'd clone a steak in a lab, and then you'd just clone it again,

and then there'd be another steak. And then they'd clone it again. Fuck that. I want the original dead cow. You need an animal to have died to enjoy your steak. The animal already died. No, but you're insisting on it. Wait, we have cloning technology?

We're using it on fucking steaks? They're working on it for steak. I mean, better steaks than humans. You want them to just clone a human? What if they mess up and it's like half human, half... I just thought we'd start smaller than steaks. I think they've worked their way up to steaks. I feel like that's pretty small.

Rather than cloning live animals. Steaks are too lower than human, I feel like. Where would you start? Mice? But that's alive. That's a live animal. Yeah, I'm like. Where would you start? Mice? But that's alive. That's a live animal. Yeah, I'm just talking about... You need things to die.

Why are you so intent on death? I just don't want to fucking... I do love to see the soul leave the body. I don't want a science... I don't want like some science fucking steak that was put through some weird... Has x-ray, gamma rays and shit in it. Yeah, so you want it to have died.

Yeah, yeah. I want the authentic dead cow. Yeah, you need something to have been... How do they do it? They shoot him in the back of the head like in No Country for Old Men? It's just like a... I think it's like a nail gun or something. Shit.

It goes right into their brain. It's very quick and painless from what I understand. Yeah. I always thought they got squashed. What? House? How would that work? Slaughterhouse.

I thought like... How would they maintain the steak? How would they maintain the integrity of the steak? Some animals get squashed in Slaughterhouse. No would that work? Slaughterhouse, I thought. How would they maintain the steak? How would they maintain the integrity of the steak? Some animals get squashed in Slaughterhouse. No, they don't. Pigs, maybe? Those 220 steak scabelli. Tommy thinks Wile E. Coyote.

Yeah, just a cartoon. They drop cartoon anvils on them. They all get killed in anvils? That would ruin the integrity. I need to know how every animal dies. Aren't some of them, they just pop the head off? I feel like that's chickens. Chickens, maybe.

Or they strangle them or pop the head off. Like, pick the neck. They squash them now. They just squash. Oh, so they do squash them. Is that it? They squash chickens? Yeah.

They throw them in a little thing and then just. Yeah, okay. That's what I was thinking of. Unless he's fucking with me. Not dead ass. I mean, it's kind of sad but like i went down a youtube rabbit hole it's a big ass machine it just goes in goes in this way boom comes out the other way damn i'm not crazy do they oh man do they know do you think that they know when they're going in there they must i mean they hear it's it's like a conveyor belt so they hear their peers walking crying right ahead of them so they know they cry

i might be excited like if i didn't know any better but this is a cool thing we're like this is a new day like we're not just like you know chilling out on the farm like what's this little contraption we're going your first conveyor belt you fire it up they might think it's like a roller coaster yeah it might be my team awesome but it up. They might think it's like a roller coaster. Yeah, it might seem awesome. But then that second one, I mean. It's too late for them to even realize, yeah. Yeah, I guess the dream, you just want it to be as, you want to sneak up on them as much as possible.

It's like a mice and men. He just told them a real nice story as he was killing them. I guess that's the best way to go. That's how I want to go. So I'm telling you a sweet-ass story. They should read the chickens a story. there should be more humane ways like i heard that fucking free range chicken like they don't even leave they had it's just an open door so they don't they have the option to leave their coop but they don't even leave their coop like i don't think that they're living actually

free range lifestyle i think they just can if they want to but they don't want to they choose sloth yeah free range i feel like you wouldn't be able to catch a truly free range chicken yeah like that's what you think of like a rocky like von miller trends yeah yeah like a von miller scene or something like that but they're not i think they're just like equally steroided up and they're just kind of sitting there sitting there fat as fuck waiting to get clapped a dead free-range chicken is kind of an oxymoron really when you see it on a menu what do you mean like you know it's not free it's not it's not for its debt it couldn't have been that free of range this is a this is a morbid question how do you guys think you guys are

gonna go out i like it i like it. I like it. I have a real issue when I get too high. I just think about dying in a fire. So I think dying in a fire. You think that's going to happen to you? Yeah, I stopped smoking weed because that kept happening. Would it be from the smoking on the, or like inhaling the smoke, or would it be like you're actually burned?

Oh, God, I haven't gotten that deep. Well, think about it. Indulge us. inhaling the smoke or would it be like you're actually burned oh god i haven't gotten that deep well think about it indulge us uh hopefully the smoke gets me before uh before i think it will i don't think i think joan of arc took like fucking 30 minutes up there just fucking getting slow roasted on a spit her poor feet must have must have burned first you got to burn from the edges i don't know dude i think i'm I'm going to be a nursing home ass. Nursing home head ass. That's pretty nice.

Yeah, I'd like an average disease to take me out in my 80s. 80s? 80s. 93 maybe, ideally. What's an average disease? I'm going to strive for 100. I don't know. Some average old person disease, whatever they always are getting.

Alzheimer's? Yeah, Alzheimer's. That doesn't kill you, though. No, it does. It does. Yeah, Alzheimer's. That doesn't kill you, though. No, it does. It does. Yeah, it does. Because people, your body literally forgets how to, like, swallow and, like, do its functions.

It's like... Grandma's got Alzheimer's. So... Should we talk about basketball? My grandpa just pretty dark news, too. Pretty bad news. Should we talk about basketball or something? We'll just real quick say how you're going to go, Tommy.

I could see a house of mirrors taking me out. I have a real fear of it. I've always had a fear of a house of mirrors, something going wrong in a house of mirrors. Just running into glass and it like sharding you to death? Maybe I'm getting chased or something, or there's a fire in a house of mirrors, or I get lost and I can't

get out. I've always had... Is that your biggest fear? I really don't like houses of mirrors. Really? That's... Luckily they're incredibly avoidable. You have to purchase a ticket to go in one. Probably shouldn't have told Roan that because he's going to find a way to get you in one.

I know. My mind is whirring right now. My biggest fears are like bugs and stuff like that or falling from a very high height. Those are my, I think, two biggest fears. I don't like those. If you can, I guess, game on if you want to manipulate me into those things. But House of Mirrors, I feel like, is not scary.

I think it is. Why? You just don't like it? Many reflections. Especially if you're getting chased in there by a bad guy then you don't know which one's the real bad guy which one's not the real bad i've completely given up the fear of bad guys same i'm completely over it same i'm completely over it i mean we we have a profession where there's not many bad guys we're not like spies spies are always dealing with

bad guys you think spies got bad guys all the time. Or it's just different spies, though. It's just good guy on good guy crime. Greer, do you hold a fear of bad guy latently? A latent fear of bad guys that they might just be lurking? I was attacked outside the Times Square subway station a couple months ago. Really?

Yeah. Is that a bad guy, though, or just like a crazy homeless guy? Or just a bad guy? It wasn't homeless. At least it didn't appear homeless. He showed you his ID and his address if he was homeless it was recent because he wasn't wearing tattered clothes or anything why did what provoked this attack i was coming out up the stairs and turning and i was putting my hand into my pocket so my arm kind of went out

here and it just like lightly grazed him to the point where like normally I would automatically turn and be like, oh, sorry. But that wasn't even my reflex. It was that light. And then like two seconds later, I just got shoved as hard as this guy could in the back. And I immediately thought like, oh, he must not have liked that. I turned around. Going up the stairs or going down the stairs? I was coming up.

You got shoved up the stairs? No, it was on the street. I turned the corner and then on the sidewalk grazed him. And then he did that. And then he just started yelling at me that he was going to knock me out. And then he started justifying why he wasn't going to do it. He was like, if it was late at night right now, I would fucking knock you out. But since there's all these people around, you just run to the cops.

And I was just thinking, like, this guy's got me nailed. Absolutely knows how I would react. Knows I wouldn't dress my own deer. Daylight savings time was this week. Did he just get one shove off? Yeah. Yeah, he did. That's not an attack.

I was going to say you're using attack a little loosely. What would you call it? You got pushed by a guy that you bumped into. At most. Barely bumped into. And accosted. He accosted you. Okay.

I think he accosted you. I'm going to keep calling it an attack. Sounds like a guy that was just having a bad day. If you don't think he was homeless, it feels like just a guy who maybe has some anger issues. He couldn't have had a day. It was like like nine in the morning so maybe he woke up on the woke up on the wrong side of the bed i guess yeah it must have been but he uh he just gave you uh a little bit of a shove like i feel like he has to kind of rain it was not a little bit of a shove my headphones flew off my head really yes my biggest mistake was uh when he had told me that i was lucky it wasn't

nighttime the headphones were just like sitting between us and i was just kind of looking at him thinking like i wonder yeah yeah that's what i was worried about so i bent over and picked them up and then like after i was thinking like he could have just punted me right in the face yeah that made you feel very vulnerable oh Oh, yeah, big time. That was like an animalistic thing. You showed the back of your neck to him. You bowed down in front of him to show full subservience. Exactly.

I walk into work today randomly. I was just thinking if I ever get attacked like that or someone's got me at gunpoint or something. You're that afraid of bad guys? Bad guys are just pervasively in your mind? I think I'm going to be like, You think henchmen are just out here? I think I'm just like,

please, I'm about to be a dad. Like, I'm about to have a baby. I'm about to be a dad. I feel like that will work. Like, you gotta get a little compassion. Like, please don't do it. I'm about to be a dad.

Like, my girl, she's seven months pregnant. I worked in a training day. In training day? Yeah, with the guy in the tub with the big shotgun. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.

I have a little girl. But I feel like I would want, if I was the gunman, I'd be like, all right, prove it. Like, what's something that only you know? I was thinking that, too. You saw through the conversation? Yeah, where I was like, I'd have to, like, I don't know. I'd have to, I would have to.

I'd be like, out of wedlock. Where's your fucking wedding ring? I'd have to hire an actress or hire a girl to always be on standby. Maybe it's a good friend. What about just a good girlfriend? No, I need a good actress. Yeah? Yeah.

You don't have any good girl actress friends? Oh, no. None that you would trust with that role? No. I need a professional. How much would you pay them, though? I feel like having an actress on standby is a- $1,000 a month.

Just to be on standby. Just in case this is super likely paying a rent this shit is gonna happen to you though almost inevitably i hope not i really hope not but in your story greer i think that that dude is uh i think you're the bad guy in his story i did i did think about that after like now i am much i'll immediately apologize no matter how light the contact is i uh i do blame myself i victim blame myself do you yes i once took back a canadian on the street i was walking down the street in new york city and like uh as i was walking one way guys walking towards me and

we just like lightly brushed hands like it could have been either of our fault and i said i said sorry and then like two seconds later i was like actually no and he turned back and i was like well that was just like an honest mistake i was i don't think i really needed to apologize for that he gave me the weirdest fucking look ever i this was like with people from work going to lunch back, back, back in the SN days in the old office. I can't remember who was there. But yeah,

I just took it back. I was like, I don't think I needed to apologize for that. That was just an honest mistake that either of us could have apologized. You also didn't need to take it back. Like you should have also checked yourself on that. Cause like taking it back was also a wildly unnecessary move. Is this the anniversary of this?

I'll watch this at any time this shit comes up. He's talking shoves, I guess. Is that real or is that fake? Brandon's was lighter. Can you run that back? I think if Devlin had headphones on. I missed the whole shit. This is reasoning. They're show. This is reasoning.

They're reasoning. This is a crazy move from Brandon. That's what it was. You were scared someone was going to yell at you. I knew that you weren't going to do it again in the second take. I was sitting right in the seat. This was the last time they were going to do it. I'll do it.

You're like, I'll do it. Maybe. You were saying like, You're doing it personally. You got the saddest look on your face. The craziest part about this is they're actually talking about it. They're reasonably talking about it. This is beforehand?

This has got to be. Oh, okay. I think we missed it again. No, he comes back here, doesn't he? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We listen to it. I just like to hear the context. Why?

We're having a disagreement, okay? We're having a disagreement. We? We're having a disagreement. We're having an argument. That shit was uncomfortable. So you can call me a bitch, but I can't call you a moron. That's the level. You walk off, you're just walking off. Oh, you're a moron from Mississippi?

You thought you were going to get away from us? You're a moron from Mississippi. I can't forget. Well, fuck you. Well, fuck you, too. Oh, my God. What? Brandon Walker, I can't believe you did this.

I will never use you for a take again. That's great. Yeah, never. I didn't realize that Brandon pantomimed Devlin walking away in an effeminate manner. Devlin immediately going into an impression after the shove. Kind of impressive. Yeah. You can tell it caught Brandon off guard.

What? I can't believe you did this. That's what you got to do if you get held up in gunpoint in the city. You just got to go in immediate to an impression mode, confuse the heck out of them. Oh, you going to push me? Oh, you going to shoot me? Oh, you going to shoot me with your little gun?

I think that'll get you shot. I think saying I can't believe you did this is at least a confusing technique damn brandon was so rattles i brandon with money is is way better and easier to deal with now that he has a little bit of scratch to his name i think that he is significantly more calm of an individual he was fighting for his fucking life. He was so upset. I don't think that anything could make me that upset. And I mean anything. Oh.

Ever. In the office? In the office? In the office? Yeah. Like, maybe in the real world. But in the office? Yeah, not in the office. Getting that upset?

Letting someone control your energy to that point? Truly unbelievable. Love a good conversation. I think even in the real'd want i don't think i could get that upset the point of a physical conflict you wouldn't sock somebody if you had to oh no i've been punched in the face of the bar and i didn't even get that upset about it what was the uh reasoning for it uh something like someone bumped someone and then they like some people just went way crazier than was necessary and punched my friend and he broke his jaw and then i got socked and i didn't really know who did it so i didn't really care that much and i just like grabbed one of them

and i basically acted as a bouncer and just removed the person from the situation it is a good way to kind of deal with it just like get punched and just be like, are we good now? Is everything okay? That is the most peaceful, Jesus-like way to deal with it. Outside the Barstool Bar on that first weekend, an unruly guy got kicked out and he full-handed slapped a bouncer in the face

and the bouncer didn't do anything. He kept his composure. I've never seen anything like that from a from a bouncer to not do anything bouncers can like legally fuck that guy up right i know and they have this uh they have like a different strategy in this uh bouncing group that was hired there and they like are like talk it out yeah i swear to god that's like it's like a de-escalation like they're anti uh i don't know if it's anti-interventionalist or fucking was it libertarian i don't know what it is was it harder than like the will smith slap like how

hard are we talking i think i believe it was harder than because i think that he didn't pull the punch i don't think he cocked his arm i think that it was i think it was more of a how can she slap type of type of slap it almost sounds like an snl skill like the therapist bouncer like do you want to talk about why you just did that? Do you want to talk about what just made you slap me? Like, if you're actually a hard ass, like, if you actually, like, and are, like, a relatively calm person

or, like, know who you are and don't have to, like, prove yourself to every human being you encounter, it could be a great profession or, like, strategy for bouncers. Just, like, be able to, like, eat a couple punches and just be like, that's fine.

Like, I don't care if I get punched in the face yeah we got doormen what doorman with a phd out here now like this is crazy yeah it's kind of awesome though it's got to be the way that you go it has to be the the way that i mean i don't know but i feel like bouncer is like the last profession for like like a just a dude who wants to fuck people up. Like a failed MMA career. Yeah. Yeah. To be fair, if I could fight, if I was like a big, strong dude,

I'd fight all the time. I'd always be fighting. You think you'd whip ass? If I could whip ass, I'd nonstop whip ass. If somebody like smelt a drop of a drink on me, I'd fucking put them in the ground. Would you? Yeah, you know how much fun

that must be you know what i always thought like imagine being able to tell someone like imagine being able to tell someone i'm gonna kick your fucking ass and like them being scared yeah like if i told someone that they would just laugh at me but imagine being able to say that and like i have friends who are like uh who are like meatheads like that and uh like i've i've heard them have conversations about like dude like how awesome is it like when you say that to somebody and you like see the look of fear on their face like i've heard them like revel in it like it's not even like they're like good people or like are only using it for good like they enjoy the rush of seeing somebody terrified that they're about to get their ass whipped or something like that it's like wow that's incredible yeah it must

feel incredible just like being like physically but also i mean that's just no restraint like you have to at some point show restraint yes hey power comes responsibility you just want the great power like you just want you want to be batman you just want to go around the city whipping everybody's ass indiscriminately being batman would suck you're getting called in for duty all the time that would be awesome logistically it'd be hard for me because I live in an apartment building so you're more of a Spider-Man

I'd have to take the elevator out in my Batman uniform you can rappel like climbing out your window like clumsily to rappel everybody would clearly know where I live they'd be like oh Batman doesn't your elevator not work, too?

I only have one working elevator. You'd be in a line for the elevator for a while. Working or waiting? Yeah. Waiting to go. But I mean. I'd be really bad at being Batman. Being able to whip 10 guys' ass would be fucking sweet, though.

Just knowing that 10 guys, you could beat the shit out of them. And instilling fear. Like, they're like, oh, shit, he's here. It's fucking bad. Who do you think even feels like that? Mike Villali, obviously obviously who's that you remember that skater that like it was like internet 1.0 like a skate video of a dude who like beats the shit out of four uh four skaters you never saw that video oh can you pull up that uh that mike valali it's like uh the original fight video it's so fucking sick but then like I guess like Nate Diaz is the

only other person that I or like some MMA type dude who's like I could beat the fuck out of 10 dudes just go on an absolute rampage you hear Shane Gillis's story about hanging out with him yeah so funny they're just chilling on the corner like what's up pussy just like you're trying to be kicking people and shit but like yeah their whole group their whole like crew of dudes is always wrestling at all times they're all just fucking man i feel like i would just even just roughhousing like that would pop a shoulder out oh yeah i've done exactly that roughhousing with a friend and pop a shoulder out yeah it's tough they're like shoulders the shoulder is a is a feeble-ass fucking...

My shoulders are ready to go at any time. I need to start sleeping on my stomach or something to align my shoulders, dude. I sleep on my side in a fucking curled-up position. It's just a recipe for bad posture and bad spine for the fucking rest of my life. Do you do the tiger knee with one leg higher than the other? On my stomach? On your side. I do the side, but I'm a body pillow guy, so I do like to kind of have my spine aligned,

but I like to have a little something between the old kneecaps. It's the video that he fights for people, right? Yeah. Mike Villalli. YouTube. YouTube's not letting me play it. Apparently it's inappropriate. What?

Apparently. What the fuck? Go to E-Bombs World. Can't you just like sign in and say you're 18 for that type of thing? So I'm signing in with my personal one.

So I don't know what the fuck is going on. What the fuck? Too hot for TV. It is just him going up to like four like punk ass skaters and being like

like I think they called him maybe they called him the F word. Maybe that's what it is. Fuckhead? Yeah, they called him a fuckhead. But he literally just beats the fuck out of four dudes. It's so sweet.

Must be awesome. And who is this guy? He's a skater? He's a skater, but he's like a jacked skater. He's the most jacked of all skaters. It really got me on a, I've been getting back into fight videos, to be honest. And Twitter's been rewarding me

by giving me like suggested content of like fight accounts that i've never seen before a lot of them are still in high school and i'm trying to figure out what the age is how am i too old to be watching kids in high school fight or is that a timeless thing that's timeless yeah you can always watch people in high school fight there's nothing i don't know no well state your case for for the descent then i mean because they're minors. But that's not a sexual. Yeah, that's what I mean. If you're sexualizing high school fights, that's on you.

Honestly, I think minors are less likely to hurt each other. Yeah, they're floppier. More wholesome to watch a minor fight. It's actually wholesome. It's real. I feel weird about watching my kids in high school. Because you feel bad. Do you watch Little League World Series?

I don't. No. But you'd watch your kid play Little League. Here we go. Here we go. I'd watch my kid play. Are these four kids? Wait, which one's Mike Folau?

Probably the one that's going to kick everyone. Call him a skater. Wow. Double shove. Double shove. He's a few finer from behind a little bit. I don't think so, brother. I can see it.

Look at this dude. These guys are... This is absolutely obliterating. This is like when Brock Lesnar clears out a ring, except that's scripted and this is real. This is just him dusting dudes. So violent. Every move of his is so violent. But it's not so violent a fight that it's like...

Imagine still going back for more. Respect to that kid for going back. Yeah, hell yeah. But he didn't go back. He didn't throw a punch at him. He was just like, get off my friend. No, he walked back at him. I think that's a tough move.

I don't know. All he did was get, like, shoved to the ground with a fingertip. And it's not even like he got the, I mean, that's like a wholesome fight of him just defending the fuck out of himself. Yeah. It's always been on my bucket list to punch someone in the face. I've never come close. Would you like to try right now? With who?

You? Yeah. I'd probably get fired for that, so no. What if I assign that consent form? That could be interesting. Broken this orbital bone before, so if you just avoided that in the top of this jaw. Maybe just this side of my face. Sure.

Yeah, I'd be sick. Yeah? Yeah, I've always wanted to punch Sure. Yeah, I'd be sick. Yeah? Yeah, I've always wanted to punch someone. Yeah? What about with a boxing glove? Why don't you do a rough and roundy?

Like, what the fuck? Why don't you just do a rough and roundy? Because you could actually get hurt in that and then I have more No, you couldn't. He just wants to punch.

He doesn't want to get punched. Yeah, exactly. Well, why don't you go get shoved at a bar or something? I feel like, no, why don't you do a rough and roundy?

Nobody gets hurt at rough and roundy. Have you seen Shizatizats knockouts i'm pretty sure he's hurt someone yeah you're not gonna fight uh they're not gonna put you up against some like unhinged killer who's that you want to fight you have anyone in mind no you gotta fight someone with something to lose and then they won't people who who aren't like a lose that's what i mean like so so whoever you're fighting that has something to lose, the only good fighters have nothing to lose. Like the greatest boxers are like their backs are against the wall. Right.

So you need someone whose back isn't against the wall. You need someone with a plush lifestyle. Like a male model. Someone who really doesn't want to face it. Someone who only works their glamour muscles. That's what I do. Yeah, exactly. You need another you.

You need somebody who's just like curling. Who doesn't like work their core at all. I think that that's doable. I think that we can find that. I think that you're a prime candidate for a fight within Barstool. A rough and rowdy.

I don't know. I feel like I like... You want to punch! I want to punch one person one time in my life. What if the prize was a full-time content job? I mean, no. I feel like there are other ways to go about doing that. I think that everybody comes out of rough and rowdy being like, the fight was easy and the training part was the hard part.

Yeah. Like Jerry and Nadoo, they didn't look bad. Nobody got hurt in that fight. That's what I look bad Nobody got hurt in that fight That's what I mean Nobody got hurt in that fight It was kind of like a tough cardio But it was like a nice spar Maybe just a spar But I feel like you could make some

A little decent scratch If we're talking scratch Yeah I mean if we can get a tomato can Then for sure But they can't know they're a tomato can You should have never even put the word tomato can out there because now there's going to be an anti-tomato can narrative. Legs feed

the beast though. Yeah, and I don't do that. I probably have skinnier legs than you. Sucks. Definitely, bro. No, I don't. I have criminally skinny legs and there's literally nothing that I can do about it. Did you see

TK Metcalf's diet? Yeah. He's lying. I don't know. Intermittent fasting, basically. And what does he mean bags of candy?

I was thinking like movie theater bags, like slightly bigger than regular ones. That's huge. Yeah, true. Because like, if you get a small bag

of M&M's, that's very different than eating those like share size ones, you know what I mean? With the resealable If you get a small bag of M&M's, that's very different than eating those share-sized ones. With the resealable Ziploc. I'd like to buy a future on his genetics, then, if that's possible. Because his genetics have to be insane. I mean, he works out every day twice a day.

He's only eating for a few hours a day. How does he build muscle, though? That's a good question. Yeah, if he's just fueled with candy. That's what I mean. That has to be... just fueled with candy. That's what I mean. Like, that has to be. I'm sure he has a huge meal in there. I'm fueled with candy, too, and it hasn't worked out at all.

So, like, all right. I wish I could call Chad Johnson right now. Donald's genetics, yo. So, for everyone that doesn't have the prep sheet, he says he eats one meal a day. He drinks one coffee. He eats, like, three or four bags of candy. So, yesterday he woke up, worked out, worked out again, came home, showered,

he's hungry, went to Starbucks to get a quick coffee. That's going to hold him over until like 4 or 5 o'clock and around 4 or 3 he's got some candy and water. What does he mean worked out and worked out again? Are you eating Popeye's, churches? You from the city too.

I know you be eating coon soup. Yeah, that's some shit. I'm a candy type person. Oh, what? I eat one meal a day, drink one coffee. I always kept going with that chocolate. And eat like three, four bags of candy. I need to know what that one meal is.

Man, define bags of candy. It's probably huge. Jelly bean. Nah, see, I'm a gummy type of guy. See, you get your lifesavers. Come on, man. Stop. Stop, man.

Come on. Hold on. Hold on, man. So you finna go through a structure, a bag of candy. You about to go through the whole. Okay, let's hear this. Let's hear it. So, all right, I'm just taking you through yesterday.

So yesterday I woke up, worked out, worked out again, came home, showered. I'm hungry. Run to Starbucks, get a quick coffee. That's going to hold me until like 4, get a quick coffee. That's gonna hold me to like four five o'clock This 12, okay, it's gonna hold me for like four hours. Hey around 430. I'll order some candy and a water Got the skittles gummies Then I got the lifesaver creations. They the same size bag, so I just mix them. So it's safe to say we're going to see a DK gummy at some point, right?

Yeah, for sure. You heard it. Another certified moment. I want to hear the rest of this. I just want to know what the meal is. The meal has to be gargantuan. It has to be like four fried chickens and a Coke. It has to be more calories than we all consume in like three meals. That's like my ideal eating schedule for a day though just like not eat for most of they have

a huge meal and then just get a bunch of candy that sounds awesome how is your tb12 going by the way it's going good um hard yeah like uh are you actually doing it yeah that's crazy i would definitely be lying you're doing it like full year full year outside of birthdays and like major holidays my wife's birthday last week like last week how much are we extending major holidays like it's not it's flag day gonna no no no no no not even fourth of july no fourth of july fourth of july um well they probably it's my anniversary um thanksgiving halloween christmas easter easter you gotta just take up a bunch of religions. He knows all religions.

All their holidays. I think you missed out on Ramadan. You're going to stumble into one of the fasts. That'd be a tough break. You can take on too many religions. New Year's, maybe New Year's Eve. We'll see how it's going. It's not bad. I like doing it.

It's a huge time commitment to do meal prep. The food is very good. Get a chef a chef dude that's what tom would do yeah i wish um what uh what fish do you eat pretty much all fish you can also get like regular like um sushi you know rice and then just do gluten-free soy sauce and you do oil on the fish? Like olive oil is approved if I like cooked fish, yeah. Yeah? Extra virgin. Dude, olive oil is so fucking good. I fucking love olive oil. Like to just eat it?

No, but I just love it. You ever dip bread in it? Yeah, like at, you know. Dude, I love olive oil. Maybe I'm freaking nuts, dude. Macaroni grill? I've never been to macaroni grill. I always, whenever someone asks me what's Ron like in real life, say fucking loves olive oil you know me because you know me you fucking know

me speaking of tommy uh i think that uh or i really enjoyed the uh the video that you put out this past week thank you you put it out too yeah yeah it's both of our our show yeah but it's mostly yours though it's it's both of, but it's your names on it. So the weight of it being good is more on you than on me. And I think that you've been doing a good job. I think I couldn't have done it without you. Are you proud of it? I am, yeah.

I think I've liked all the episodes so far. It's just about what's next. It's tough to come up with ideas that fit that style. Yeah. I know we have one, but I feel like it would be a little hard to pull off. But we have some other stuff in the docket. What are some ideas that Tommy could have for the Smoke Show? I don't know.

I like the homosexual one you did. Yeah, is anyone else gay in here? Get to the bottom of it. A gay investigation series. Yeah, and it's like I want there to be investigations, but I don't want it to be only investigations. Right, right. So we're trying to find things that –

I think we could branch out maybe outside of the office, some of them. I also enjoy – I think whenever we try to shoot a sketch show, I think that one of the biggest hurdles that we have from a production standpoint is finding backdrops that don't just look like the inside of somebody's apartment or just like the stuff that's easily accessible. So getting good sets and making the sketches are based around characters and an environment that people already know, I feel like that's a good tool to use. And it's a reusable thing to do as far as making a series. The worlds are set, baby. Yo. Fuck yes, Tommy.

Fuck yes. It's art, baby. Fuck yes. The world's my canvas. Yes. But Greer, if you ever have any ideas dude okay i'll try to try to come up with a quote retweeted uh one the other day i said i like these i i do like them a lot yeah yeah especially the april fools ones you know you know what sucks when someone uh i hate when someone texts or dms me a compliment about the video. It's like, how about you put that out publicly? Really?

I feel like it's way better to... Yeah, I mean, both, ideally. But, you know, like, at least I could retweet. Rank it in your head. Retweet a compliment, you know? Rank it in your head between... Obviously, the best would be to text you and to, like, retweet it. Then I think a public acknowledgement.

And then a text with no public and how about just to retweet or would you rather someone comment on it and be like this is awesome i mean ideally we're getting a quote tweet uh with a thought out compliment that's the best way to butter up tom you want to butter me up a quote tweet with a real specific compliment like what i haven't heard not you know great video that's fine or like a joke that you like within the video right that everybody else isn't talking about exactly something that you picked up on that tommy did intentionally that was maybe a little bit under the radar so not like the best joke

but like also another really good joke that you also like love the part when blank yes yes that was that's really top top that's the best way this is a uh this is two so kelly favorites kelly kelly geeks texted me after it came out and said she sent the tweet and said the maniacal laughing at the end joaquin phoenix is terrified and i said thank you as my joker audition also just fyi i retweet all compliments if you wanted to say that publicly. And then she did. Oh, she did say it publicly. And then I retweeted it. Oh, I thought she didn't say it publicly and you were outing her as having complimented you. No, no, no. You're the people that complimented me privately. Who else texted you privately? Dana complimented me privately. What did he say? What did he say? Let's get all the compliments out there. He said, dude, that video was so funny.

And I said, thank you. Feel free to show public support. And then he said, April Fool's. And he said, no, but really, it was very funny. Rhea, I think, said it was really funny when I called Frankie. Frankie and Trent both were like, oh, that was great. But privately. Privately and publicly.

Oh, Trent did. Everybody that said a public one, everybody that said a private one at least retweeted it or said something publicly. Fantastic. Yeah, so if you're looking for a good way to butter up Tommy, I feel like that's the best way to Tommy's heart. I'm going to retweet Spree tonight.

Yeah, that's your love language. It's showered with internet praise. Fuck yeah. Did Stephen say anything aboutered with internet praise. Fuck yeah. Did Stephen say anything about it? No, nothing from Stephen. Sorry. Zah said something in person. And quote retweeted it, actually.

Zah quote retweeted it, too. So yeah, Stephen's the only one in the room. To be fair, I haven't seen it yet, but I will watch it. All right, that's fine. I'd rather you... I wouldn't want somebody to say something without watching. Yes, you would. I'd rather you... I wouldn't want somebody to say something without watching. No, yes you would. I think you would.

I said something about your... Yeah, yeah, yeah. The homosexual one. What's the proper way to say that? Gay one. Gay is fine, probably. Sure. We were going to a homosexual bar.

Gay bar. Fuck yes. Steve, it's a big night for you earlier earlier in the show or as you were walking in you said it's the biggest night of your career or life or uh it's a huge night for me so i've been doing uh prop bets on the barcelona sports book of course did it nfl season all season long um i started doing nba and then probably stupid me, I didn't really look into NCAA props because I didn't know you could do that. And then last week I looked into it, and you could hit one. You should have been doing it throughout the entire NCAA tournament.

There would be like Elite 8 games, and you'd be tweeting out your NBA picks during them. Correct. But I've given a couple picks for NCAA. I was one out of two on Saturday. Missed one by half a rebound, which sucked. 50%? 50%. But I have one that I love tonight.

And I've been giving my picks to Big Cat, and he's been taking a bunch of the NBA ones. I've been really good with NBA. NBA have been very on point. NBA has been really good lately. And, yeah, so I have one that I really love tonight. And I got called into the Dave Portnoy show earlier earlier and we were talking about uh tom brady brucerians and then we were wrapping up and um eddie asked about my picks asked dave about my picks and then um dave was

saying he took the one that lost on saturday and i was like oh but how about that other one he's like that was you i was like yeah so um i told him i had one for tonight that I love, and I love, love it. It's a weird one. It's an assist over prep. It's over two and a half assists for Christian Brown. It's spelled Braun. I really don't like how it's pronounced, Brown. I know, yeah.

Why? Because it's spelled B-R-A-U-N. Yeah. Yeah? But what about Kiev and Kiev? Like the city? Yeah. Had you considered that? like you thought about right back to the drawing board braun and brown but uh i gave dave the day to play on it um from the numbers

that i ran kansas the last four games they've made at least 22 baskets. He assists on 14% of all made baskets. So we need 22 baskets to hit tonight. Assuming that percentage keeps up, we're golden. The last two games have hit 29 and 29. Sounds like we're golden. I think it's undervalued. It's at plus money right now. It was at plus 115 when I got it this morning.

Dave probably moved the line because he put a monster bet that I put 80 grand on it. So there's a lot of pressure on me. But he said if it hits, I get $5,000. What's your process for finding one of these props? Whether it's college. Like tonight, I guess, is different. Okay, show them. Just flash the data.

Don't show them all of it, but just a little flash of it. I'm talking more for NBA because tonight there's only one game. Come back to Steve. Several, several pages of notes. And these are for all the NCAA games. But I'm talking NBA because there's, you know, 10 games a night. Yeah. How do you find one prop of one player in one yep um i scroll through it a lot i'll take a take a look at team schedule a lot like if a team played the night before that's usually a team i like to take advantage of um like yesterday i hit one in the second quarter

um dwayne powell over five and a half boards but um that one was an early game so there's probably more missed shots the backup center was out um I looked at his lines uh in like six of his last seven games where he played 24 minutes or more he had six boards or more so like the numbers are favorable where if he plays that amount of time he's going to get it so you really got to be very thorough in terms of like looking at all of the props and finding value in some so like I mean I've looked at so many game logs for so many different players. I have a good idea of what they should be getting. And obviously Vegas is very sharp on that,

but, um, just finding value where you can, and then kind of, uh, you know, your record, your player prop record.

Um, I am compiling that for, for what I've put out. I, I would guess I'm probably around 65. Holy shit. Wow. Um, for single-player props.

Absolutely legendary. I've been pretty good lately. Rough start, rough start for sure when I started in February after football, but I've been very hot lately. Keep on riding it. Hope so. Tonight, big night, Christian Brown, we need three assists. I feel like that's not asking a lot.

Also, the Sunday conversation was, I mean, I'm sure that literally everybody who's watching this has already watched that, but it was good as fuck. A Sunday special featuring Hezbollah. What was your favorite part, Tommy? I liked when he was talking about cars, and he said probably because your brain isn't fully developed. I think that gave us a meme for life. I think that's going to be a meme we're seeing three years from now. So you picked the most popular part of the video, which kind of goes against the Tommy Smokes best way to butter somebody up.

That's the most popular part of the video? I'd argue the most popular part is I'm not iron, I iron i feel like that might be i feel like that's maybe the one that's like i don't know it's close i don't know i've never heard him talk before so it was uh surprising you thought he was gonna have like a deep ass voice i didn't know but he has a very high voice but um very funny i texted caleb on the side congratulating him on his success um but it was a very, very good video. And when he asked, that brings the obvious next question, like have you seen Cars in the movie?

The whole video is very funny. I thought it was a really good job by him translating it, because he's saying that he had to translate it into subtitles. I imagine that's very difficult. And to kind of give it vernacular to, like, kind of make it line up so it's not as clunky. Yeah. Yeah, Caleb's just nice with the edit.

And Tom Mullins also with the edit. Tom Mullins was working his ass off the entire week on the edit. So that's a dynamic duo. They should just, I mean, yeah, Sunday Conversations is a fucking wagon. So shout-outs to those dudes. Shout-outs to fucking Canes, my brothers. And shout-out to you fellas. What a great job you all did today.

I would even try and keep it going, but I got to go record Son of a Boy Dad. Then I'm going to North Carolina because Nick and KB are in Kansas right now in case Kansas wins tonight. And I'm going to go to North Carolina in case they win tonight. Will the losers put out a video? We tried that during the Super Bowl. The losers put out a video. And it's just not good is the problem.

The video is just not good. Nobody really wants to see people sad or whatever. And especially in the tournament, you've made it so far, it's not even like... Yeah, especially if UNC loses, they'll just still be like, well, we beat Coach K. Yeah, exactly. They kind of just had a big moment, which might be in a letdown spot,

but it was also stupid to just be going to one city. It's better to kind of hedge our bets and go to both cities simultaneously. So those boys are going to be out there. I'm going to be flying back tomorrow morning, so hopefully I'll be back in time to Yak. I don't know if I will, though. Is Brandon back in tomorrow? My flight's at 11, so I think I land at like 1230,

so I'll be coming from LaGuardia, so I'll probably be like 15 minutes late. No way. 45 minutes from LaGuardia? You're bugging. You're getting your luggage, or I assume no, all carry-on?

Just carry-on. By the time you taxi, though. Ah, the fucking taxi. Not the actual taxi. Not the taxi, but the taxi. Taxiing, yeah. I think I'll at least be making the second half of the show.

Okay. Is Brandon in tomorrow? I don't, uh, I don't know, he's done wrestling stuff, right? I don't I don't know he's done wrestling stuff for it oh he needs to pick what the fuck he's gonna do with his life and just fucking do it dude he's got the fucking

jack-of-all-trades and master of none dude college football wrestling parenting it could think anyway appreciate you guys thank you for thank you for coming in on short notice Coming off the bench You guys put up stats You all put up numbers

You did exactly what I needed out of all of you Appreciate you all So I guess we'll be back yakking tomorrow Appreciate you It's the act. It's your drug, the act style. We'll see you for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.

It's time to talk shop and do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act.