The Yak - Fasoli Demands a Last Minute Entry in The Dozen | The Yak 9-28-22

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You're sick. You're sick. Are you sick? You got diarrhea, bro. You have diarrhea? Diarrhea, bruh? We had barbecue. You have it? I had it. In the office?

Wait, talk in the mic. We're live. Stop trying to blame the barbecue. Are you sick? No. I'm not sick. When was the last time you diarrheaed? Four minutes ago.

So you have diarrhea. That's not a had. You currently have diarrhea. No, I had it. No, no, no, no, no. He beat it. Beat it. No, no, no, no.

Diarrhea is prescribed like eight wipes. I'm good. You're not actually sick if you have diarrhea. Oh, yeah, that is. Yeah, well, he's been sick as well. Diarrhea used to kill people. Yeah, I know. That's embarrassing as well. Diarrhea used to kill people. Yeah, I know. That's embarrassing as shit.

I think it's not a use. I am not strictly in first world countries. Oh, okay, yeah. Diarrhea definitely kills people. In third world countries, it's like deadly. In first world countries, it's funny. Yeah. Yeah.

Second world, coin top. You used to be the leading killer in the world. Yeah. Sass, you said you strictly have diarrhea? I go diarrhea every single day. I go diarrhea. I'm about to go diarrhea. Are you a baby? I have diarrhea every day.

You know why that is? They should put this as a warning label on beers. It's because you're drinking beers all the time. The beers are what give you the diarrheas. I don't mind it. I don't mind it either. It feels great. I don't mind it. I don't mind it either. It feels great. I don't mind it. It's not like a massage.

It feels like you've accomplished more on the toilet. It's like power washing your ass. It's an easier wipe, too, if I'm honest. Oh, hell no. Are you serious? I have loose cheeks, so it... Oh, okay. Okay.

Hey, Kate. Hey. Behind me. Some big checks. Oh, boy. Is this Hey, Kate. Hey. Behind me, some big checks. Oh, boy. Is Charles from Bakken? Yep. Big check.

I just can't get over Roan's nails. We just need to mention it all the time. I caught him today. There's barbecue upstairs. He was just daintily picking up a cornbread muffin. I saw him eating a wing, just like picking it. Yeah. It was awesome.

It was just like grabbing the cornbread. I just started laughing out loud. He looked at me. He's like, oh. Pat and Joey saw me eating like a full chicken wing like this or whatever. And they called me some unspeakable homophobic slur. Oh, no. Unspeakable for you. Yes.

And very speakable. Have you gotten used to them at all? No, Brandon. Oh, I was just asking. They fucking suck at every waking minute. I didn't even want to eat the wing because I was like, I'm going to get my fucking nails dirty. Which is like, I shouldn't be thinking that. They look so good.

They do look good. They look good. They do. It's just the way that I have to pick things up. All right, so Roan, Nick is going to present the checks, but Roan, I want you to actually pick them up. Yes. Yeah, lay them flat on the ground. For some reason, I was chosen as the guy to give away the check.

Okay, yes. Lay them fully flat on the ground. For no reason, Kate, close your eyes. Okay, wait. All right, let me tweet out that we're doing Merchandise Palooza. Let me get some intrigue going. Wait, can we not know who you're presenting first and Roan spells it out on Big Cat's back? Oh, yeah. Okay, alright. That works, too. Yeah, I actually

would love that. You have three big checks for the Merchapalooza. Holy shit. Who could it be? Brandon is so sick right now. I'm not sick. I'm good. I've got brain fog. You look sick. You said you popped your eardrum earlier. I did. I blew my nose and my ears blew out.

I can't hear. That's how Elvis died. I blew my nose and my ears blew out. Yeah. I'm here. That's how Elvis died. It is. Yeah. And with diarrhea, no less. Wait, why is Jake in here? Why is Billy in here? Well, there are three checks on the ground.

Four people in here have come in the top four. Haha, sucks for the bank. Somebody here is not getting a check. Oh, that's rough. Oh, no. I hope it's not me. You told me I was getting a check. Oh, that's rough. Oh, no. I hope it's not me. You told me I was getting a check. I did. Okay.

Roan, if you will pick up the one nearest you. And then look at it, and then write on the back who won it. Wait, Kate, close your eyes. All of you close your eyes. Just turn it over. Now he's going to have to write on Big Cat's back with his nails. I want the name and the number. He's got it. to write on Big Cat's back with his nails. I want the name and the number. He's got it.

Flip it. No, no, no, Billy. You had your eyes closed for four seconds. Good God. All right, now write it on the back. Write it on the back. I want number. In third place.

Okay. In third place. What's in my eyes? He's doing it really, really. Really get in there. You're getting the tingles? Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, no. Here we go. Oh. Ake's eyes are closed. Billy's are not. All right. So Billy's in third place. Can you get the mic?

Brandon, use your mic to get on my back. Let's get that ASMR. Wait. Tell me the number. Tell me the amount. Oh, shit. Keep your eyes closed. Billy, you didn't see that, did you?

Ow. Oh, he's cut. Keep your eyes closed. Billy, you didn't see that, did you? Ah. Ah. Ow. Oh, he's cut. Oh, my God. Billy won $2,000. Billy won $2,000. Good job, Billy. Okay.

Woo-hoo. Billy. Good job, Billy. Billy. Good job, Billy. You're sick because you didn't want to get beat today. Are you donating? I'm sure he's not in the office.

All right, do the next one. In second place. I look good, huh? You do look pretty good. You do look good. This is what a real man should look like. Mm-hmm. Where it's like, you know, I have power.

I have power in my body. All right. I'm keeping my eyes closed. Think about how long you can survive without food. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Shut up, Billy. Otherwise, second place won't do that much money.

Okay, here we go. Yeah, I know. I should have... Second place. I should have done a single thing. Ow. Ah. Do you have the mic on there?

No, because we're all standing. Oh, shit. Oh, no. What, what? Is it over? Thank God. Ow. God. Good job, Owen. Good job, Owen. Owen just put his body on the line. Oh shit What what Oh Thank god Ow God Good job Owen

Good job Owen Owen just put his body On the line Who is it big cat Oh god he's Alright In second place is Kate Oh

Uh uh I'll start over Close Okay that's Jake That's Jake And then how much? Do tally marks, Brown. Oh, he just did a number sign.

I mean, a dollar sign. Oh, no. I think that was an eight. Okay, second place, Jake, $8,000. Woo! Yeah! Jake, second place, Merchapalooza Is it written in there?

Alright the last one we'll do I'm not going to say it I'm going to have you do it And then I'll show it to the people Wait So I believe Shut up Billy Oh my god so I believe get what checked out oh my god

that Roan went a little hard oh my god so before we reveal the winner I think Kate invited somebody special. I think she's almost here. Any second now. Sass, give her your seat. What was your review of the Portnoy show?

It wasn't great. It wasn't the best. I actually awkwardly texted Dave today because I'm an idiot. You didn't have to say awkwardly. No. We knew. I've never had a normal interaction with him in my whole life. And I was like, Mom, sorry.

What did you text him? Oh, and the worst part is his phone's broken, so you're not going to get a text back ever. Oh, I usually don't anyway. It's fine. I wasn't. Well, then the first thing I say whenever I text him is, Hi, Kate here. No need to text back. And then I text what I need to text.

That's good. He also knew that. He knew there was no need. Oh, he knew. Yeah, absolutely. But yeah, I was just like, sorry about the stripper. That was bad judgment on me. Won't happen again.

Or will it? Or will it? Or will it? I said, I'm not a little bitch Dave I'll do as I please Billy thank you thank you it's big cat one

yeah big cat $15,000 yay hey of course well earned Yay Of course Well earned Good job

She was fired over this It's her severance pay Severance pay should be in big checks Yeah It would make you feel way better Yeah you gotta Severance Pay should be in big checks. Yeah. It would make you feel way better. Yeah, you got it. Lawyers should be speaking to that.

Okay. Merchapalooza. Merchapalooza. Thank you so much. It was the yak, truly. It was the yak people who really took this over the top and helped me crush it. I mean what I said. Got a bunch, a half going into the yak slush fund. So now I'm accounting for taxes.

I would. You don't have to put any in the slush fund. None in the slush fund. No, no, no. I said I was going to, and I mean it. If you get your tramp stamp removed live on the yak. But it can't be a tattoo removal. It has to be a skin removal.

Skin. Ronan's going to scratch it off. And then we get to put, you know how people save their tattoos when their loved one dies? Yes. Did you know people get their tattoos cut off and then they have them on their wall? That's a way people are remembering their loved ones. They just have their skin? The skin of their tattoos.

Oh, it looks like a shrinky dink. Oh, it looks like a shrinky dink. Yeah, it looks like a shrinky dink. Wouldn't it be easier just to get their tattoo on your body? Yeah. Or just a drawing of it? I do really want my tattoo removed. I was just telling them, I was giving my son, I was letting him ride on my back the other day,

and then he started looking at it, and I was like, oh, no. I don't want that. I would get it removed on here. Just to refresh everyone's memory, can we see it? Well, here's the worst part. Here's the worst part. It's over a birthmark. Oh.

Like a splotchy red weird birthmark. Can you still see the birthmark? Yes, it's gross. And it's over top of birthmark. And it was just an image from ask jeeves it's a celtic shamrock you ask jeeves it was done in indiana pennsylvania at a place called big mojos by a guy who reeked of weed like the day i turned 18 pretty much all right let's see it it's so gross it's gonna be $15,000 okay fine oh god i don't want any of this going to be $15,000. Okay, fine. I don't want any of this going in the slush fund.

Okay. You got to bend over, Sass, and show it. Show us and not them. Where's my face? Oh, you can't see it. Oh, no. You don't have a tattoo. You already got it removed.

Oh! Oh! The stem literally goes right to the top of my ass crack. Oh, yeah. The stem literally goes right to the top of my ass crack. Oh, man. Like, right, not even in a cute way. To draw the eye down? Yes, yes.

I love tattoos like that where it's like, it's actually, you know, people are like, oh, don't get a tattoo, you'll regret it. And it's like, no, yeah, this is, you'll regret this. No, I regret it. I haven't worn a bikini, like, ever since I got it it because my family down the shore was like oh look at that thing blah blah we got a wugas oh all right a wugas in the chat they just love a rich woman using you for your money guys are going for it is independently wealthy i will say that no i would stick to my word and put like half in the slush one like I said.

I don't want it. When we have to do something fun. Why don't you just pick something fun to spend the money on? The Harry Potter ones, big cat. Have you seen those? You get those and then you can keep the rest. Okay. Okay.

I just want the chat to be cool with it because I feel like. What is the Harry Potter ones? Can you send the video to me? They shoot fireballs. They are these Harry Potter ones that I'm seeing online right now. Big fire hazard. You put little pieces of paper inside of them, and then you can literally shoot actual fireballs at your friends,

and I would just like us to all have a day in here where that's just what we do. I'd like to burn this whole building down and then just be like, Well, Dave, you told us no strippers, so we had to do Harry Potter ones. We could get some firefighters in here and get some safety going on. I would have wanted a little fire safety so we could...

Look at that. Oh, yes. Watch this. If you buy us all these, I will. You keep the rest of it. How much are they? How much are they? I don't know. Wait, you just put a piece of napkin in? It's flash paper. Wait, you know what I'll do?

So it's like paper that sparks really fast. Oh, this is awesome. Oh, he lit a candle. You know what I'll do? I think they work. I'm going to do a Katie Slush Fun Day in here where I buy a bunch of really what I think are the most fun mystery items ever. And I come up with not a Katie's Wild, but I come up with my version of like a dream day with a bunch of wacky stuff.

Yes. Okay, I'll do that, and that's on me. Make sure one's not a stripper. That's true. No. I think KB's Wild, you got to just let her do whatever she does. Okay. All right.

Okay. Overruled, Brandon. You're sick. You're a sick bastard. You look sick, man. Sick fuck. You're're a sick bastard. You look sick, Brandon. You're a sick fuck. You're such a sick fuck. You have no liquids in your body.

You diarrhea them all out. He squirted all out of your little butthole. It looks like a vampire got you. It does. Right? Yeah. Like his skin's all loose. I thought you were getting a haircut.

Did you not get it? I got it. Oh, he's too sick. Well, that's how you know how sick he is. He got a haircut. He doesn't look good. It's more of a shape up. Oh, yeah.

I'll get a bunch of those. I'm glad you kept the beard. I didn't. You have a beard. Kept shape up. I'm glad you cut the beard. You have a beard. Kept the beard. You're actually sick as fuck right now. He can't even understand it. I can see it. I heard that a Fleischman has a new haircut

that they added though. I don't know. I heard it yesterday from Nick Hamilton just got the new Fleischman. It's fucking crazy. It's like a little flop to it. Remix of the poof? A little New York flop to the fucking, it's like a poof with flop.

Oh, wow. You got to see Nick Hamilton's hair. From the people that brought you the poof. So who, Barstool Sports just signed the check. Yeah, I guess so. I don't think you can actually. I don't think the checks are actually. You've never gotten a big check before. Brandon, I. Barstool Sports just signed that check. Yeah, I guess so. I don't think you can actually. I don't think the checks are actually. You've never gotten a big check before.

Brandon, I. Barstool Sports just signed it. I'm going to have to break this to you, Brandon. I don't think you can take that check to the bank. I would like for Kate to take that check to the bank. I would too. Okay. Yeah, you know what?

Right now, Spy Kim. Yeah, Spy Kim. Take that check to the bank. There's a PNC bank on the corner. What do you have? Chase? There's a citizen. Chase right here. There's every bank. This is where in bankers row. Steven Chase? What do you have, Chase? There's a Citizen. Chase right here.

There's every bank. This is where bankers row. Steven, will you go with Kate, please? Spy cam? Oh, no. Am I going? Oh, yeah. No, no.

You're going to try to go cashless. I am already sweating because I'm anxious. You anxious? Kate is always in the state of when Ashley Simpson got caught lip syncing. No, Millmore was at that show. No way. Yeah, he said that on the Dave Polar show. He said it on Dave's show last night.

Is that SNL? Yeah. Millmore, because he's cousins with Amy Polar. Oh, my God. And so he was at the show where that happened. Dude, me and Millmore grew up on the same message board. What? We were like on the same rapmusic.com message board.

He talked about it on Dave's show last night, dude. Did he bring up Ashley Simpson yesterday? Yes, he brought up Ashley Simpson's lip-syncing performance. When Hank and I figured out that he was Amy Poehler's cousin, I was in the Milton office for some video we were shooting, and Hank and I just talked endless shit about Amy Poehler in front of him. Like, mean shit. And then finally he was like,

that's my cousin, and we're like, oh, we had no idea. It wasn't even for cameras, too. It was just old school mean stuff. Why was the lip syncing thing such a big deal? It was just plate. She played it off very... Yeah, she made it worse by the way.

It was the wrong song. Really? Yeah, can you play this? She did like a hoedown. We'll get shut down. Oh, we'll get shut down. They don't even allow that video from their

channels on YouTube. Oh. Is there a gif of it? Probably. Oh, we can find a gif. That shit is embarrassing though. She landed on her feet. She got Pete Wentz.

Oh, she probably already had Wentz. Who's Pete Wentz? The bassist of Fall Out Boy. That's right. Face too. Because Patrick Stump was so...

Patrick Stump be the face. Yeah. He was named to not be the face. Look, she's Ashley Simpson-ing right now. Yeah, she was.

That was the exact Ashley Simpson dance. Frank's about to take that check. Yeah, he is. He's about to break it and make some more. I think Frank was actually supposed to present

the checks. Are you serious? Yeah, I just went ahead. Oh, no. He was supposed to present the second place check. Yeah. Oh, no. Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. We pivoted to Roan's fingernails. Oh, we're

gone. Frank, we had a little snafu last week where Frank went to the hoboken house and we're streaming from here and he hit up everyone and it was very frank hierarchy where he was like very upset at everyone yeah then he hit up me and was like i thought we were in hoboken i was like nope he's like didn't you say hoboken i was like nope didn't and he just replied I'm sorry about that. He apologized. I was like, cool, Frank. I did feel bad, but I had never said hope. Oh, no. So just imagine music happening.

And then her music did that. Her voice happening with those pants. Her poor band did. I had a thing for her. I think it looks cool. I did, too. Ashley. Yeah.

I think it was like it was counterculture. Different. Yeah. The other one think it looks cool. Oh, I did too. Ashley? Yeah. Oh, she's the other one? Yeah, because it was like, it was different. Counterculture. Yeah. The other one was hot, though. Yeah, I know, but she was like, unattainably hot. Oh, she blamed her band. Yeah. Oh, jeez. This is great. When did Amy

Poulter do famous moments through GIFs? You guys have the assassination of JFK, maybe, through GIFs. You guys have the assassination of JFK maybe through GIFs? Oh, yeah. I'd like to see that. Is that a loophole? Yeah, I think so. I saw that YouTube's allowing channels to play copyrighted videos.

Yeah, yeah. I saw that as well. I don't know if that's official yet. Is that Friday Vibes coming back? Sounds a lot like it. Oh, my God. It's a rev share thing where you could get an agreement to share the money between,

rather than them shutting down the stream, like share the money. I don't know if it'll apply to live, though, yet, at first. Can we do that? I would have to. We could tape a Friday vibes. For now, I think they'll roll it out in shorts, like sounds are on TikTok, and eventually

we'll be able to use it in full videos. That would be awesome. We should tape a Friday Vibes, TJ. I want to bring back Friday Vibes. Again, I would have to make sure that we're qualified to do it. YouTube is usually slow with their rollouts, where it's like the biggest channels first, and then... So us.

Gaz talked to someone. Gaz knows everyone there. Where did your conversation with Gaz go like, Brandon? Tell us more. It didn't go well for the wrestling brand. Are you just saying that because you've become a pity merchant? I haven't become a pity merchant. I haven't become a pity merchant. You're on the internet streets being like, please, sir, can I have a dollar?

Listen. Would you like a look at my wares? And it's morning sunshine and wrestling. It's like, oh, please, sir, will you watch this quick video real quick? This is what only costs one frown. This is just me and MJF for the 17th time. Can you please watch it? Fourth time.

Not a whole lot of channels here doing the views that wrestling did last week. That's fair. 500,000 views. You threw a little uh videos you threw a little sneak i don't i don't get those numbers because i don't fucking want to first of all max imagine having those numbers that'd be so lame but wrestling the wrestling brand is is is not you know it paid merchant yeah they're not sunny days ahead for the wrestling oh come on really he literally you guys talked for like three hours.

I made that up. Oh, he talked to me for two and a half minutes. Oh, that's close. Yeah. But but there might be. She's doing it. Might be something coming soon. She gets jumped. I mean, it'd be funny.

She's a Marine and Che will protect her. I always forget that. No, I think Che would actually watch her get beat up and film it. Yeah, he'd be like, well, it's content. I didn't know what to do. His brain is so content now. I wonder what bank she's going to go to. I wonder what her PIN number is.

Heading towards here. There's just citizens down there, too, though. Is Steven interviewing her? Beautiful art. Beautiful city Archie school over there 27th and 7th right now That's where she's at

That was a famous scene from Banks of New York that happened there Oh it's FIT The kicker from The water boy got killed there By a mob. Oh, here she goes. Chase Reserve.

Wow, I didn't realize she's a big spender. Those military benefits are crazy, though. She's already very red. So red. Oh, boy. She doesn't want to do it. She's damn near burgundy. Are they going to let him film, you think? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't want to do it. She's damn near burgundy. Are they going to let him film?

I don't know. Maybe not. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You know what? I can't. No? I can't.

Anybody? Seems to be in a good mood Yeah They gave her a bunch of big dollars Oh yeah We got another clown coming in Alright Try to put it in the ATM

Give it to a homeless guy Like here brother I see you're on some hard times Yeah I saw a video of a guy Taking a hundred year old man To Disney World I'm gonna check for jerseys

It was so fucking awesome What'd you say? I saw a video of a guy Going up to a hundred year old man he just met on the street being like, I'm going to take you to Disneyland. Was he Australian? No, he was like, I think, Latino bro from, I think there must have been in California. Would that be enjoyable for a 100-year-old man?

The guy had the time of his life. I wept like a child watching the video. I wept. I watched somebody taking a homeless man skydiving. He was so excited. Really? He was Australian. Really?

Yeah, you'd love it. Yeah, that's my kind of shit. I follow the dude on Instagram. It was just lovely, dude. It tugged at your heartstrings. We should do that. It made me want to start giving away just tons of cash to homeless folk. And I think that's a way to fucking 10X a brand, too.

Put together a GoFundMe. We'll do it, yeah 10X a brand, too. Put together a GoFundMe. We'll do it, yeah. Before I worked here, I put together a GoFundMe so I could buy a couple GoPros so I could film myself giving gift cards to homeless people. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's awesome.

That was smart. Did it take? I got the GoPros. I never filmed anything. But I did go deeper onto this guy's channel, and it was like, he has brand partnerships with Denny's, where, like, he, like, gives people free, or, like, gives Denny's waitresses, like, $400 and stuff like that. And it's, like, I know that it is good, but just, like, filming it all, like, it is good deep down, but then, like, there's, like, that level that I feel like you can't get past where you're filming yourself doing something good.

Oh, yeah. Is this the guy that went skydiving? Oh, it was the best. Wait, what do you mean, deep down? No, I get that. Deep down, it feels a little dirty to film yourself doing something good because you're doing it for the online. Yeah.

You also wonder, would they do that if they weren't filming it? I doubt it. If it inspires other people to do something at a smaller scale. But even so, I'm still cool with it. I'm cool with it. Yeah. I still think it's awesome, but I get the sensation

like I did it. Yeah. When you throw it a like. Yeah. Why would you want to go skydiving if you're because if he dies,

he dies. Yeah. Oh, they peel in his head back like and at the end end he's just like Dude I just wanted a fucking sandwich I'm still hungry

Wait is he on the Is this real? Yeah We're gonna take you to a green screen And make a skydiving video Kate Hey good job Kate Nice try, Kate.

What'd she say? We missed a little of it. What'd she say? You're an idiot? She called me a bitch. She said, you don't bitch. Get out of this Chase Bank right now. All Yak fans definitely spam that Chase Bank. Try to get that lady fired.

You do not talk to our members like that. Find that Chase, 27th and 7th. She doesn't No, she was lovely. You do not talk to our members like that. Find that chase, 27th and 7th. She doesn't know who she fucked with. Yeah. Uh-uh. No, people were so nice. People were like,

good job, nice job. They must have seen the stripper as well. Yeah. I don't know. At the chase, they were saying good job? No, the lady was super sweet.

She was like, oh, we can't do that, but that's good for you. Good for you, Kate. You don't have to pay taxes. Is that true? I'm saying it is. Okay.

IRS, make sure no taxes. They don't have to pay because they're under $12,000, and you're like- You actually lost. You actually made less money than them because you'll have to pay 50%, which will be less than the $8,000 that second place is going home with. It's not like you got publicly scolded by your boss. Yeah. True.

That's true. Do you get tax breaks as a military member? No. Uh-uh. Really? No. You get free money, right? Like Texas, you do.

In certain states, you do. We might here. I just don't know the rules. What do you get to do? Just get on the plane first? What is the point of serving? Do you even get to get on a plane first still? No.

Uh-uh. What? I thought you did. You do. You do. Now you got a kid, so you definitely get to. I a plane first still? No. What? You do, you do. Now you've got a kid, so you definitely get to. I do because I have a kid. I do the stroller when they call it the strollers on first step. When they say active?

Not active. And I never would do that anyway. I don't judge people who do, but I just feel too awkward. I get too anxious. It should make, like, if you go to the military, it's like Armageddon. You don't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life. Yeah. That'd be cool.

I never really understand the appeal. Why would you want to get on the plane before every single person? Because then you can put everything in the plane. Your bags? Yeah, your luggage. You get the holes. Yeah, but you also have to sit on the plane for an extra hour. That's fine.

Where else were you going to be sitting? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, Frankie Borelli was talking about a skit that he wanted to make about a guy who was so jealous of the veterans who got to get skit that he wanted to make about a guy who is so jealous of the veterans who got to get on first that he like enlists in the military and it's like

flashes of all like the terrible stuff he did like training and he finally gets through the military and he's like in Beirut or something like that and he's like about to get on a plane for the first time and then like 9-11

happens. It's like this is a tragedy. Hilarious. Massive massive tragedy i like it speaking of 9-11 kb's sick yeah yeah passed out at the gym i saw a company that's selling for like 400 like a not a twin towers like sweater like a new like a fucking super like fresh looking... I forget what company it was. It would have been a French company too, which was even weirder. It's tasteful.

Some cultures like the swastika stylistically, don't they? Your right leg. It used to be a Boy Scout symbol. If you find old Boy Scout stuff before the Nazis, it was all over Boy Scout stuff. Like, if you find old Boy Scout stuff before the Nazis, like, it was, like, all over Boy Scout stuff. They ruined it.

They ruined it. Boy Scouts go back before the Nazis? Yeah. Wasn't it on totem poles and stuff, too, I think? Oh, yeah, I think it means good luck. Just a cool design. Yeah, I think it's a cool design. So it's time to bring it back.

Well, no, it's, like, one of them's going one direction. Oh, yeah, yeah, it flips. It's all swastika to me. It looks cool. Right. In a vacuum. In a me. It looks cool. Right. In a vacuum. In a vacuum. And the black and red.

That would look so good on a football helmet. It would. I mean, it would. It would. Yeah. It would look so sick. Oh, man. Alternate unis.

Yeah. Color rush would look sick. Color rush. I forgot football's not like a Germany thing, but I was going to ask because they had sports teams. Did the Nazis have a football team? They had a soccer team. They had to, right?

They had the Olympics. They had the Olympics. But they were pretty low key with all the Olympic stuff. What do you mean? When the Olympics happened, they hid away all the propaganda. It was early, too. They didn't want anyone to know what they were doing. Jesse Owens went and fucking worked them.

Yeah. Love that. Showed them. Dude, I saw something that said that Jesse Owens, that the difference in how fast he was can only be attributed, than to like Usain Bolt or people today, can only be attributed to advancements in shoes

and the springiness of the track. If you adjust for that, he was just as fast as the people today. People aren't even really getting faster. Sprinters like that. Was that a Nazi Germany football kid? This is Fiorentina's soccer jersey and they realized quickly

that they had to ban the jersey because if you look close enough, there's swastikas all over the design. I didn't notice that at first. Once you see it, you can't stay up and see it. They're all over. It's like a map of Pokemon. Yeah, that's bad.

That's crazy. I would look at that and be like, that's a cool jersey. Yeah, because it looks so cool is what's crazy. 7-Up's not as big as it used to be either. No. 2-3. An Up thing. Yeah.

Are those commercials? It's an up thing? Make seven up yours. Up yours. Genius. That was funny. What happened to seven up? I don't know.

It's just not as. They used to market it so hard. They had the. Pushed out by Sierra Miss. What's his name? That's more of a Sprite. Colando something. Why is Lisa holding a basketball?

I want that basketball. Smack it out of her hands. I'm going to go get it. Ready? Get the video on it. The hallway video. She's barely holding it. Then cross her up.

Then cross her up in the hallway. We do bully week on the yak. You mean the yak? Yeah. Go get it. Uh-oh. Scorpion. Play it cool. Scorpion She was actually She was handing it to him

Yeah she wanted to Yeah Oh Frank Oh no Oh Oh Frank got in there He's chowing on that thing Just taking it back Oh, no. Oh. Oh, Frank got in there. He's chowing on that thing today.

He's taking it back. That's a sponsored ball. Guess how much these basketballs are. Oh, they're like $200. Guess how much a basketball is today. $600. $600. At least $100. $180.

$85. $85? Holy shit. It's a good ball. But it's branded. Everybody, buy tickets to the Barstool Invitational. Yeah. Barstool Invitational.

In Philly. Oh, yeah. Mr. Bissette's playing. You see, Frank followed me. Yeah. Holy shit. Is that Carlton? Yeah, it is.

Oh, fuck. Yes, it is. It's Carlton. Holy shit. Did the video catch that? I was the most excited I've ever seen you in the office. As soon as I got outside with the check, he was the first person that I saw. You didn't tell us Carlton was here?

Why didn't you tell us? You didn't film him, Steven? For me. We did. We tried to. Why does Forbes have Carlton? It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. You should make a punishment that you have to dribble a basketball for the entire show.

Oh, I'd love to. You've got to go shiny bald. Yeah. That would be. Oh, my God. Put him in the shotgun. Zoom out. I don't think they.

We don't have control over their camera. God damn it, Trent, that jailbird bastard. It's Carlton. Wait, what's he doing with golf? Yeah. He's a golfer. Imagine his swing. He fucking is. Yeah, that's he doing with golf? He's a golfer. Imagine his swing. Yeah, that's true.

He's got the fluidity that you need. I don't know if there's a celebrity tournament coming up or something. I don't know. It's got to suck, though, to have everyone just do the dance. Do the same dance. Yeah, it's terrible. And also that Will Smith was his brother in the show. Well, his cousin.

Oh, he was the cousin. Yeah, you're right. He moved with his auntie his brother in the show. Well, his cousin. Oh, he was the cousin, yeah. Yeah, you're right. He moved with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air. You're exactly right. Come on, Ron. But they had a brotherly relationship in the show. Brandon, go pop your head in. Pop your head in.

I'll see him later. I'll see him later. Oh, Mr. Banks. Oh, Mr. Banks, you want to come on my depressing show wrestling? No one likes it. I'm a worm farmer, Mr. Banks, you want to come on my depressing show, Rasselin? No one likes it. I'm a worm farmer, Mr. Banks. I just want to interview MJF. 500,000 views.

I'm coming from humble beginnings. A lot of views. Do your fingers like this when you say it, though. I'm a pity merchant on the internet. And look down at your shoes and point your feet towards each other with a close-up yeah like yeah yeah yeah you'd be tweeting out the views as is tradition being like look at this i mean it's a lot of fucking views i think it's something it's something to be proud of two two videos i am proud of you no you're not yes i am mocking me no i'm mocking

the fact that you keep i think wrestling is gonna have a place No, I'm mocking the fact that you keep, I think wrestling is going to have a place at Barstool. I'm mocking that you keep playing woe is me when I'm pretty sure you're greenlit to do it again. What do they say? Wrestling is about storylines, big cat. Oh, you want more money. Ah. God, you just kayfabe.

Wrestling is about storylines. You don't give everything up on one week. I didn't know that was what you were doing. I feel like you're giving it all up right now. I mean, you gotta... I got something coming. So you're gonna fight Dave? I'm gonna show you something.

You're gonna find Dave in the hospital? I'll show you something. I'm gonna show you something. You should wait till he does shoulder surgery. You know how Mincy stayed in New Orleans so he could promo the Breonna Chicken Fry Sleep When You're Dead tour? No.

Is that what he said? No. She's an Ole Miss. He said that? Yeah. On Twitter? No, in person. Oh, my God.

Oh, he's kind of. Oh, yeah. I think he said he's going to take her to an Ole Miss game. I don't know if he's asked her yet. It's like sending in the paratroopers first. Yeah. Boots on the ground. Yeah, we got to make sure that we got guys out there telling everyone.

Good, because those tours do need a little bit of a boost. I'm thinking how many girls at Ole Miss were on the fence about going. Where is he now? He's at Tulane. I would like – I'm talking about with the Glazer Family Club at Uelman Stadium on the gorgeous campus of Tulane. Uelman Stadium, the finest outdoor stadium in the city of New Orleans.

Thanks to the Tulane Athletic Department for hosting us. How many are there? One. He looks good. He looks like he's lost weight. What's that? He's got Devin. What is this?

What do you mean? This is him doing his job. It's pretty self-explanatory which uniform. Arsenal just popped off at Tulane. Okay. Makes sense. Makes sense. Ugly as hell.

That mannequin has a penis on it. A mannequin has a bonking cock on that thing. She curves down. Really does. Never play it too late. No. His quads are crazy. They put crazy quads on that man.

You know, something for the players. Players love to wear black all the time. So, no, kind of go for him. I heard you're about the angry white mugger back? Yes, I was. I like the record. Players love to wear black all the time, so kind of go for him. I heard you're about the Angry Wave logo back. Yes, I was. I like the record. I like that. You know, when you got there, you were looking for something.

He's setting off with questions. Talking points. He went from the field to the opposite. All right, anything you want to hit? Yeah, so talk about the Angry Wave. Anything you want to touch on in this interview? We got takeaway beef here. I mean, it wouldn't be New Orleans if there weren't some Mardi Gras.

Who's filming this? Oh, they planned that out. That's cute. Did you guys see his first TikTok? There was just no sound. It was the best. It was so good. Oh, did you watch it? Oh, I loved it.

It was Frank. Frank had a TikTok that popped off today, too. Two million views. Two million views. Yep. Did we watch it? It's a nice ball. His comments are really funny, too. What, views. Two million views. Yep. Can we watch it? It's a nice ball. His comments are really funny, too.

What, the worst quarterbacks? Frank Ranks. Brandon, how does that make you feel? Two mil? Yeah, Frank did that one video. He didn't even need it. I've had a two mil video. He did more than two mil.

My golf video did two mil. His did more than two mil. My golf video did two mil. His did more than two mil. Which one is it? Well, he's just a fucking machine. He's got a lot. It's not on his personal. It's on the Barstool Gambling. Barstool Sportsbook.

Barstool Sportsbook. Love his calling card. It's the same opening shot every time. Yeah. All right. It conditions the viewer. Yeah. It's a little. I need time. Yeah. All right. It conditions the viewer. Yeah. It's a little.

I need to hold that basketball for a second. Do not give that to him. I would like to hold the basketball. Do not give that to him. I used to have skills. Why is it that big of a deal? I would like to hold the basketball. I was going to give it to you.

I know. Why, Roan? Let's see if I still got it. All right. I'm going to go. Let me see. All right. I'm going to go number five is Mitch Trubisky.

Yeah. He stinks. It's time to put the rookie in. Okay. Number four is Marcus Mariota. He's not bad. He's a Heisman bust. He's not bad.

I mean, didn't make it in Tennessee. Didn't see the field in Las Vegas and Oakland. And the Falcons are tanking, so they're gladly starting him right now. Not that bad. Oh, no. I'm worried about him. Number three. I'm worried.

Yeah. Let me see. Oh, no. Yeah, this is it. I'm trying to think of the order I should do these. Oh, no. Number three, I'm going to go Geno Smith. Oh, I survived. Smith? Never been to the quarterback. No way am I'm going to go Geno Smith. Oh, I survived.

Smith? Never been to a quarterback. No way am I one or two, right? I mean, there's a quarterback that cannot throw. He cannot run. In fact, he's a bum. His name is Geno. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Geno.

I like that. The second worst quarterback is Daniel Jones. Oh, fuck. I'm fucked. The voice behind, I think it's Dukes, always feels like a horribly porny. It's porny. You got a porny voice. I like that.

Okay, now for number one, take off your pants. Remember when JDM used to do those videos? Oh, yeah. And he'd be like, what do you think about, like with the intern? Yeah. Yeah, that was like right when I started. And he was like, bet you didn't think you'd be doing this on your first day. Yeah.

He was like so priding the ads for the rundown. Yeah. Brutal. All right. Why do you seem so nervous? I don't care. Does your boyfriend know you're doing this? It's four years.

Oh. He's had four years. He still sticks. That is brutal. The Giants need to move off of him. The first comment says the fact he didn't hit Baker is mind-blowing. I still don't think he'll be able to hit an open receiver. Who's the worst quarterback in the NFL?

Number one. Number one. Number one. Roses are red. Oh. Violets are blue. Oh, he's good. If your quarterback is Carson Wentz, this season is true. Oh!

Good job, Frank. Hell yes. Oh, man. Frank yes. Oh, man. Frank ranks. Are TikToks not like 50-second videos anymore? They can be up to three minutes now. It's a long video. TikTok's just YouTube.

It's up to 10. It's up to 10 minutes? Imagine sitting on TikTok and watching one video for 10 minutes. It's just YouTube now. Yeah. Ah, damn. No chance. Owen, you want to feel his balls? Oh, yeah. His comments on his channel are very funny. Frank's just YouTube now. Damn. No chance. Owen, you want to feel his balls? His comments

on his channel are very funny. Frank's comments? Yeah. It's like when he's freaking out about the Mets, people will just comment things like... Oh, yeah. I was saying this the other day. I love when if you look at any of Frank's tweets, underneath it will just be like, Frank just saw

Jacob DeGrom at a Chick-fil-A in Atlanta. He just loses it on him. Just saw Blooper and Billy the Marlin having a cookout in the Citi Field parking lot after the game. He'll report it as news, dude. He'll come in and start telling people. He's dealing with the Phillies. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Big Cat's my direct boss. Wow, the bounce pass, Brandon. You probably haven't seen one of those in a while. This is a great ball. It's a good looking ball. Pop it, Ron. Smells good, too.

Smells good. You might. It's a great ball. It kind of hurts. That bright orange. Ron's running point. You got good handles, bro. Yeah.

Oh, jeez. Oh, no! There's a ball! Ball! Be careful. You might have diarrhea. Yep, true. Can't get diarrhea on the ball.

Poop out your butt. Our bread is... We all got poopy butt. Great bounce to it. You think have diarrhea. Yep, true. Can't get diarrhea on the ball. Poop out your butt. Our bread is... We all got poopy butt. Great bounce to it. You think his shorts are backwards? Oh, what? I know, I know. Come grab this ball.

You're going to love this ball, Steven. Take this ball into the other room. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. He even sounds good. That is a good ball. Makes me want to get back out on the court. I like to hold that ball.

The bright orange leather is always better than the dark brown. Oh. The thicker pad. We should get an acrylic nails basketball game. Oh. Oh! Oh, yes.

God damn. That was awesome. I need a replay of that. I don't know if we got it. He had his hand up and everything. That was perfect. Yeah.

He got you, dude. He got you so bad. Jay is a low-key hooper. He's got the Hooper's Pass. I needed a gif. Oh my god. Look at Jay. He 100% has the Hooper's Pass.

Do it again, Jay. Do it again. What's Georgia Brown over it? Brandon, what's your player comparison, Jay? Rafer Alston? I'd say he's a Paul George type. He's like an Escalade. He does everything, 3 and D.

Jeremy Lin. Fair. See, they made a documentary about Jeremy Lin. They already made a movie about him very shortly after it happened. It was like 10 days. It was a couple weeks. I was at almost every one of those games. I was at the Laker game.

How soon after 9-11 did they make the World Trade Center movie with Nick Cage? 10 years. That seemed way too... I thought it was sooner than that. I think it was sooner than that. Lifetime has a Gabby Petito movie out this weekend. Really? That was like even less than a year. Lifetime's good with that.

That's true. They're quick on it. They're quick on it. Because those women need it. They made the Patriots Day movie like a year after the Boston Ballroom. Oh, they did. That was fast. Quick turnaround.

What was this? 2008. Oh wait, did Millmore talk about taking too many edibles on Dave's show? He started getting shot on 2005. That's soon. I want to hear your side of that story. What did he say about it? He said that it was Caleb's kicking off, or it was

Caleb's recruitment party, and so everybody came out and Dave got a table or something like that, and some random guy was giving Millmore peach rings or something like that, and he got found surrounded by homeless guys as they were pouring water on his neck, and he's shirtless and passed out, and he said that you tried to put him in a cab home. Yes. The guy who gave him the edibles was telling you

that he had fucked up Millmore and that Millmore was in hell right now and he put Millmore in a cab and then Millmore said that he went two blocks in the cab and thought he was home and just hopped out of the cab. Yes, I found him. He was just sitting on the street like humped over and I was just like, no more.

Here in New York City? No, it was in Boston. It was for the, it was one of the Peter Chernin movies. We did like a big. Mike and Dave get a wedding date, I think you said. Yes, we did a big party and it was like a big promo. It was right when Chernin bought us, so we were like trying to hype it up.

I think it was before New York. And so we all flew to Boston to watch the movie and do a party. And no more took too many edibles. I found him on the street and I was like it was like right by my hotel i should have just brought him into my hotel room but i was like dude are you okay he's like i just want to go home and i put him in a cab and then and then yeah i think his fiancee had to like find him being resuscitated by homeless people he said that some girls like picked up his phone and like called the most recent number and it was his fiancee.

And it was just a bunch of girls on the phone being like, yeah, you need to come pick up your friend. Yeah. So she was like, man. That's hilarious. And Momor is not an outwardly talkative guy. So it was very, yeah, it was bad. It was really bad, I remember. I was fucked up, was bad it was really bad i remember i was fucked up too that was also part of his like i was very very drunk and like trying to figure it out then you see

someone more fucked up than you and you immediately like sober up a little sober mode i should have i remember distinctly the next day being like why didn't i just bring him to my hotel room but he wanted to go home and so i tried to get him home yeah that was bad he said he was surrounded by homeless dudes and uh he remembered like in the moment like they like poured water on him and he felt this rush of like gratitude towards these guys being like oh they're homeless and they like gave me their only water and then he found out that they had stolen his wallet and spent like 9595 on a bunch of shit. I had another moment like that.

I saved the SeatGeek guy's life. Ian? Yeah. Great dude. Orthwick? Yeah, he's the man. And I think he just got too, we were at, we did like an upfront in Chicago.

He got too drunk. And then Louis called me and was like, dude, he's too drunk. Can you please like help him get somewhere safe? I was like, dude, he's too drunk. Can you please help him get somewhere safe? I was like, yeah, bring him over to my house. Talk to the cab driver. He's like, this guy doesn't have his wallet. I was like, bring him to this address.

I'll take care of it. Brought him, paid for the cab, put him to bed. Hank and I went outside to smoke a joint. Came back. He was gone again. He'd gotten into another cab trying to go somewhere had to do the whole thing over again off to the cab driver's like bring him back here and then we had to watch him fall asleep so he wouldn't leave that's hilarious it was all time

it's great dude great dude yeah there was i think i i think i cashed in and got like some really good seats or something so yeah he's's like, I owe you everything. I was like, all right. I don't know if guys are like this, but I've been at a few bachelorette parties where I can see someone start. They're going to be the one tonight. And I'm like, I can either also get super hammered so it's not somebody else. Or I'm like, crap, I got to hold back because it's going to be me. It's like if you don't start drinking, you know you're going to be the one taking care of everyone else.

So it's like almost like a race to see who is stuck behind. Does that make sense? Yeah, I had that at the last bachelor party I went to in Miami like a month ago. There was one guy who like almost got kicked out of dinner before we even went to the club. And I was like, go sit over there. Like he wasn't, it was my friend's friend. I was like, sit over there like he wasn't it was my friend's friend I was like sit over there with other people and then he just disappeared and I was like not my problem

it's like there's when you're on a bachelor party or a bachelorette party there's like two or three people that you're like if shit goes down this is the person I have to do everything for but the other guys like someone else has to take care of them I have a friend on bachelor parties who he'll just like pick out the weakest link

and bully them the entire time. It's like, dude, this is terrible. You can't do this. No matter, it'll always be like... All your friends sound like you. It's me. Yeah, it's you. It's you.

Yeah, but it'll always be like someone's like brother-in-law or something like that. It'll be like, let's arm wrestle. Oh, this is defeats of strength strength yeah doing feats of strength against guys who are just like trying to not be the problem yeah it's tough brandon how you feeling i'm good so that's how are you sick i thought i saw you fall asleep for a second but i think it was i think the ad brandon get us back oh man the ad it's uh. Roback. I'm wearing it right now. Roback is they got the best performance polos and hoodies and Q-zips.

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i saw that and i saw that you were kind of wearing your this is like your uh fall look kind of corduroy sweatshirt with that jacket over it the hat hat, the hair sticking out. Yeah, I'm throwing fits in the fall. See the news about the corduroy pillows? I know. What? What happened to corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. That would be very uncomfortable.

Did I miss something? Did I miss it? Yeah. It is a good conversation starter, though. Corduroy? Corduroy pillows, yeah. Just in general. It's like what you think of them. Are they on your couch and stuff like that? It's a good conversation starter, though. Corduroy? Corduroy pillows, yeah, just in general. It's like what you think of them.

Are they on your couch and stuff like that? It's a gift. Thank you, Viva. Look at him. He's frozen in time. Oh. Oh, my God, he is. You thought you were getting a pass?

Let's make this viral. Yeah, let's make it viral. Let's boost it. Tash, can you tweet this from Maine? For sure. Sure, for sure. Okay,, can you tweet this from Maine? For sure. Sure, for sure. Okay, I don't know if you guys are ready for that. Do you even use Maine anymore?

Yeah, he abandoned Maine. I don't know. I don't like to. He abandoned the utopian society. No, I just don't. He's missing the one with 700,000. I just don't like to. You never, when was the last time you tweeted from Maine?

Like earlier this month. Quick ADK. What's the last Maine? Easy. Mickey died? Easy. It was when the queen died. Oh.

Pretty good. People were fired up about that. 666. Well, this response was hilarious. I'd actually get in a coffin with her because she's not leaving me behind. Not for real. When she was pregnant, people were like like there was people like contemplating killing themselves so they would be

reincarnated as her baby who's Nikki you gotta time it up who's Nikki Minaj they love her Glazer what are the barbs

her fans are called the barbs yes the barbs they'll have that flag sick to come back Sass is just putting all his energy into stand up right now though it's crazy

or it's crazy how like you can focus on one thing and just be great at it. Yeah. I'm trying. You could be great at just cranking out tweets from Maine with that energy. No, I still use Twitter all the time. It's just that account is like...

Sacred. There's a lot of pressure. If I tweet something that people don't like, then they're like... Let's do one right now. That's why I save all my best jokes for Barstool mini-golf competition. No pressure. Let's tweet one right now. That's why I save all my best jokes for Barstool mini golf competition. No pressure. Sweet of Maine. Maine joke.

What should we fire off? How far are we into the cinematic run of mini golf? One more. I thought Thursday. Oh, Jesus. It ends Thursday. Yeah. Nick, you've done a great job with it.

I thank you. You made it, like, bearable. Dude, I have to take Dramamine before watching that footage. Those cameras were heavy. Yeah. We employed a lot of boys with Parkinson's. like bearable. Dude, I have to take Dramamine before watching that footage. You guys. Those cameras were heavy. Yeah. We employed a lot of boys with Parkinson's. Yeah, we know when to do it,

how to do it differently next time. There was an earthquake and we were playing on cobblestones. That's right. There was a lot of mitigating circumstances. Yeah, I'm interested to see how the last episode pans out. Yeah, we. Who wins?

We. Just ask Jerry. Yeah. see how the last episode pans out. Who wins? Just ask Jerry. I'd be shocked if what was this fish's name? Sonny D. Sonny D didn't win. Fucking Sonny D. That's a great

name for an animal. Sonny D got done dirty. What do you guys think about people who name their animals after food items? It's never been me. I don't know that I know many people, I think. There's a lot of dogs named Cookie. It's a coastal elite thing.

I've met a couple Cookies. I have a dog, Tate. That's a type of Cookie. I'm pretty sure. It's not a type of Cookie. It's a brand of Cookie. White Sox Dave had Guinness and Stout That's two of his dogs

That checks out too You guys like that or do not like that? I like human names for dogs Henry Chinchilla was named Henry Chinchilla I see a good black lab being named Henry The dog is a kid named Gus

I had a rabbit named Gus I had yeah. I had a rabbit named Gus. I had Bubba. I had a small mammal guy growing up. I had a Jack, a Tess, Claire. S. Claire. Claire. Is Claire a dog?

Yeah, Black Lab. Whoa. I had multiple Katies. You had multiple dogs named Katie? Yeah, well, the first one didn't last long, so we used the name again because we liked it. Don't you have multiple Kat's in your life here? I have Katie's stats. No, not really. Caitlin Walker?

Oh, I didn't think of her. I haven't talked to her in months. Katie Moneybags? I forgot about that, Kate. Morning Sunshine's kind of done. Even though everybody loved it. It was a product of quarantine. People were just desperate for fucking anything.

That's true. It sure was anything. I like this story arc you got going, Brandon. The man who invented a million shows now just complains about all his shows not existing anymore. It was a cult favorite. It was a hot show. People liked it. Apparently you can't make things that people like anymore.

I liked it. Never got a sponsor. Is there breaking news? Oh. Is there breaking news? Can't make things that people like anymore. I liked it. Never got a sponsor. Poor Brian. Is there breaking news? Oh. Is there breaking news? The dogs actually died. Preseason all-dozen team? Okay.

Hey, all right. That's breaking news. I'm the stupidest person on my team. Hey, yo, Philly Mays, bottom row. What the fuck? AKA Batgirl. Oh, there's a rookie team. Hey, yo, Philly Mays, bottom row. What the fuck? AKA Batgirl. Oh, there's a rookie team. Francis and...

Wait, so you have a member of all three? All the experts are... Hey, you guys should win all the time. It's crazy you've rigged an entire trivia game show. What's my show?

You still haven't won. My show. I have breaking news for the dozen as well. I got a text from somebody last night asking if I could talk to Jeff about getting them a team. Really? Is it somebody that wants to? I have a feeling I know.

Who is? Fasoli wants to. Oh! If there's a way to score negative points, that boy will find out. What if it's just him? What if it's a solo Fasoli? If he gets three answers on every question, that would be funny. I love that.

If you lose to him, your team's relegated. He's the gatekeeper. He's the Brooklyn Brawler. A wrestling reference for you, Brandon? He gets a triple dip on every single question. I love that idea. I wonder if Jeff would be down. Maybe just an exhibition match or something,

like a preseason tournament. Yeah, and if you lose to Fasoli, there has to be some sort of mark on your jersey. You can smell preseason dozen anxiety on Jeff everywhere he walks. Oh, here he is right here. I think it's coming up. It's Tuesday.

Watch him walk. You can see it in his shoulders. Is that this Tuesday? Yeah, October 4th. I forgot. I'll be there. Tickets still available. Tickets still available.

Philly, we're coming Tuesday. Following day. Oh, shit. I'm not going to be able to make it. An anus live show? Yeah. Where's that? Laugh Boston.

Tickets not available. Sold out? Oh, yeah. We just decided to not have anybody. We're just recording there. Yeah. Are you guys going to put it out, you think? Yeah, probably.

That's awesome. From Philly Tuesday night to Boston Wednesday night. It's going to be a fun couple of days. Yeah, it is. Do you want to come with him? Do you want to go? We are looking for surprise guests because our surprise guest backed out. Yeah, for anus.

Anybody wants to be a surprise guest? Boston Rob? Oh, yeah. It was Boston Rob, yeah. It's funny because last time me and Sass were at that show in Boston with you guys. I know, we didn't invite you to the second one. Who was the surprise guest that backed out? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Pat and Joey? Yeah, it's two. Is Mook still going? Yeah, Mook's opening up. Oh, yeah. Great opener. Mook's the man. He's your guy.

He is. I love when he goes out in the beginning of the shows and everyone, he gets a bunch of mook chants and it sounds like he's getting booed. Mook. It's awesome. It's like Deuce Daly. Yeah. Or Heath Miller.

Heath. Heath. Who else? Uke. To the Rask. Drew Brees maybe? To the Rask. To the Rask.

You used to always get it. Bruce Ervin. Bruce. Deuce Daly. Bruce who? Luke Floyd. Bruce. Who was our catcher for a while? Drew Brees maybe Drew Geraski Drew Geraski used to always get it Bruce Ervin Bruce Bruce Staley Bruce who Luke Floyd Bruce who was our catcher

for a while people used to do it too Sal Fasano no yeah Sal Fasano I guess it could be any name Mike Lieberthal

that's the one yeah Victor Cruz I didn't know Mook was 26 you have a guy named Moose ew that's gross

I didn't either I was crying laughing he found out he was 26 he was my age I thought he was like 22 why Ew, that's gross. I didn't either. I was crying laughing. He found out he was 26? He was my age. I thought he was like 22. Why? It's the Connor Mook guy.

Why is it weird that he's 26? I just thought he was my age this entire time. And I was like, how old are you? And he was like, I'm 26. I was like, what? How could you be that much older? Remember when you thought that I was your age? Yeah, I was shocked.

I didn't believe you when you told me how old you were. I think I just have a bad, I think I'm just not good at it. You just think everyone's the same age as you until you hear other words. Like early 20s people aren't good at guessing ages. Again, Fasoli on this previous trip thought Erica Nardini was like 33. She is. No, she's 36. Oh. How old do you think I am?

Have you ever told me? 29? You're too nice. I know how old you are. 29. Yeah. 29. What about Brandon?

He's like 64. Brandon's like 70. Dude, I found out my grandmother was older than me. Christ, Brandon. You just cough into your hand, you pig. Sass doesn't know if his grandmother is older than him because he doesn't talk to her. You don't even know her name. You couldn't pick her out of a police lineup.

I genuinely don't. You don't know her name? No. What's the QR code? You know your grandma's name. You guys, we've been over this. I don't know them. We've been over this so many times.

And every time, everyone makes fun of me. And then I get DMs from people who are like, yeah, I actually don't. I'm not close to my grandma. You don't know them. We've been over this so many times. And every time, everyone makes fun of me. And then I get DMs from people who are like, yeah, I actually don't. I'm not close to my grandma. You don't know her name, though? I call her grandma. I've always just called her grandma. My dad legitimately never talks about them. And if he does, it's not in a good way.

What does he say? I'd love to get to the bottom of this. Yeah. Can they come on the show? What's the worst thing he's ever said about them? Last time I saw them, I went with my dad. My dad makes me go out with him when he goes and sees them.

And there was a huge fight that happened in the family and I was just sitting there by myself being like, oh, this fucking sucks. And then I get pissed at him. I'm like, why are you bringing me to these things? And he's like, because he doesn't want to go by himself. He needs a shield from the bad vibes.

He holds you as a human shield while they yell at him. I feel bad for your dad. We should give him $15,000. Yeah. I know. We should give him this check.

No, my dad's fine. Yeah. He's a tough cookie. I told him, I was like, don't let them break you. You're stronger than this. You bring a lot of good

in this world. Dad. Long family fights are so embarrassing the fact that that even happens like adult humans let that happen just have like a fucking extended ass family fight that goes on for years and years I got a buddy who's getting married in a few months and he's got like

big time family fights and I spent a good portion of the bachelor party getting all the intel so I can reframe the whole thing. Yeah. I got all the sides, and everyone connected to everyone. I'm just going to show up and just be like, that guy's kind of a dick, right? And he's like, yeah.

I've been saying it for 25 years. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, people are dead serious about it. Have you ever been to a wedding that had a fight in it? That's fun. Funerals that have a fight in it are way weirder. Yeah. Yeah, people are dead serious about it. Have you ever been to a wedding that had a fight in it? That's fun. Funerals that have a fight in it are way weirder. Oh.

Like, you don't see that person in a long time. They're very standoffish. Oh. I've been to a wedding that had, like, a legit fist fight. Oh, a fist fight. Awesome. Oh, that's crazy. It was, like, a cousin of mine, and then it was, father-in-law and the brother of the groom.

It was awesome. He's going to puke. Yeah, he's not looking good at all. He's so bad, and he's going to get us all sick. He's gotten everyone sick. I'm pretty sure he almost fell asleep. I wasn't making that up. I just saw him.

I look over, and his eyes were just like... It was like when my dad falls asleep on the couch. Sully! How did he hear that? Let's ask him some trivia questions. Can you pull up some random trivia questions? I want to see. I want to test this metal.

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Minimum order may be required. But, Zoe, did you just check your watch twice during that ad read? Is it taking that much of your time up? You vibrated. So I heard you're trying to get in the trivia game. I think it'd be fun. What's your expertise?

Pretty good at music. I know a lot of songs. How many songs do you think you know? Over Under? do you think you know? Over Under? Yeah. Do you know Hey Ya? Yeah, of course.

Classic. All right, can we get some trivia? Do you have some trivia? That was pretty good. That was damn good. His niche will be a song title. He'll say if he's heard it or not. Yeah, that's correct. Look at the Fasoli.

Oh, man. It's actually hilarious. Look at the Fasoli. Stand up. You're like Beyonce with the knees. Oh, man. That's so funny. That man knows songs.

Fasoli Army, stand up. Give us a straight face. funny. That man knows songs. Solely Army stand up. Give us a straight face. You are my straightest friend. What trivia we got? Do some easy trivia. Here's what we thought. Big Cat had the idea. You're on a team alone.

But you get three answers per question. If you beat a team, they get some sort of bad symbol on their jersey, like a herpy. Relegated. Yeah. They get a little bump on their jersey. They get a large sore placed on their- Just get like the Walmart smiley face. Yeah, an oozing sore. Yeah, like the Walmart.

They discovered a herpy that's curing cancer. All right, I got some for you. Easy. I looked up easy music trivia. Who's the very first American Idol winner? Okay, music's not my thing. Okay, all right. Sully. I meant like when he plays the music and you guess the song.

Oh, okay, all right, so I'll play a song. Oh, that's a bad song. Oh, okay. All right, so I'll play a song. There we go. Oh, that's a bad look. Let's see. Oh, we can't... Well, no, I can play a little bit of it. You can just play it off. Oh, okay. Can you hum it?

All right, ready? Ready? Who wrote that song? Okay, music's not right. Okay, all right, all right. John Prine? Yeah, that was. Good job.

Oh, yes. I love that song. Maybe Sask? Do you have a team? No. Maybe you could be on the Guidos. I was like one in a thousand. I don't know.

That's like one of the last songs I downloaded. Oh, he's getting the ball. He's getting the ball. He's getting the ball. He's getting the ball. I'm getting up there to change the... Oh, my God. They're in the hallway. Steven, don't give it up.

Steven, hold it, Steven. He's sick. Can't lose to it, Steven. See, I know a lot of songs while I'm in bars. Totally helped him. Brandon just got a hip toss. Yes. He hip tossed him.

Brandon's very, very sick. He's dead on the a hip toss. Yes. Hip toss them. Brandon's very, very sick. He's dead on the floor out there. Yes. Pink eye versus diarrhea. Who should be the third on the Fasoli Guidos? Me. That would be the second. So two Fasolis and one Sass, maybe?

Give us some trivia that you could, like, I want to test you. What do you know? Patriots? I know Patriots, but I mean, like, I wanted Jerry Thornton to be on my team, too. All right, so that would be good. That's a three. What's your other expertise? Jerry wrote a blog about that.

A niche. Did he really? You weren't here yet. It was back when you were in school. I don't know. When I get put on the spot, that's when I'm not good. I don't know. When I get put on the spot, that's when I'm not good. Okay.

That's what the game is. That's the game. So you gotta just practice. I feel like these are mental reps for you. But what about playing another song or asking him another music trivia? Because you could've got

a bad question. Yeah, that was a bad question. It's if you get a bad song or if you just get a song you don't know, you don't know it. Fasoli, why wouldn't you do Barstool History?

I could. You were obsessed with Barstool Sports. Yeah. I could. Yeah. Or what if it's like things Fasoli said to Julian Edelman? It's Fasoli. He jewels.

You're not Frankie. Hey, dude. I'm Fasoli. Kind of hot. Let's see. This place changed a lot, huh? Is that before Fasoli knew Ed of hot. Let's see. This place changed a lot, huh? Was that before Fasoli knew Edelman was Jewish? Eminem's eight miles named after a road in which city?

Detroit. Yay! Guy is hot. Guy is hot. Guy is hot. That was pretty fucking good. Do have to get down to the college football show, though. Why?

I'm a camera. I mean, Big Cat's on the That was pretty fucking good. I do have to get down to the college football show, though. Why? I'm a camera. I mean, Big Cat's on the show. True. Sorry. Brandon's on the show. Yes. One last trivia question. Let's see.

I want to get one that you can get. I really want to get one that you can get. Cherry picking it for him? Yeah, I'm cherry picking. All these are so hard for him. He doesn't know any of these. Well, maybe another song. Give him Hey Ya.

See if he knows it. See if he can play three songs and see if he can pick out which one is Hey Ya. Okay. Which Super Bowl halftime show performer Was upstaged by a dancing shark Katy Perry Yeah

Jeff are you listening Jeff we have a new guy We just need to find easy questions We got a ringer Alright thank you for Sully Let's send Sully out in the chat Yeah Alright Owen That was tough Let's send Sully out in the chat. Yeah. Yep.

Chat fire up. All right, Owen. That was tough because you gave him the fist pound and he didn't fist pound you back. But he probably has no peripheral vision, to be fair. Yeah, none. There's no cows can see like 360 degrees. You have a lot of cow facts. It's all cow facts. I know.

I was going through a cow thing last night. You know they each have a buddy? I saw the cows with holes in them. Yes, I know, right? Disgusting. I've seen that up close. No one believed me. Disgusting.

I was wrong. I was wrong, so I will stand by that on what it was used for. Yes. But the holes. You can watch the grass move from stomach to stomach. And all their six stomachs. Four stomachs. Oh, four. Pardon me. Actually, one big stomach. And all their six stomachs. Four stomachs. Oh, four.

Pardon me. Actually, one big stomach. Oh. With four compartments. I was in a cow ass. First Rediscovering America? Yeah, you were. Oh, yeah.

Inseminating. Up to your shoulder. Yeah, about. Did it feel so tight you could lose your arm or no? It's pretty loose in there. It was a middle ground. Okay. Yeah.

It sounded gross. Yeah, it sounded. It's probably not a great feeling. Brandon, what's going on, man? Nothing. Let's get down to the bottom of this. I'm fine. Tass is worried.

I'm just confused because. I'm out of breath from trying to take the ball from Stephen Che. I'm just confused because you miss work here and there. Yeah. For being sick. And I want to know how sick you are then. That this is like, I'll still come in. Well, I couldn't

move last week. Oh yeah you were really sick. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday I could not. I asked him how he felt. Do you know what you have? It was the 24 hour fast. It was just a fun. No it wasn't. I fasted for five hours and my body shut down for a week and a half. So

hopefully I'm okay now. You used the flu? I actually did the 24-hour fast. I did as well. I broke it at the airport. But I didn't do it on purpose. What? I was going to try to do it, but I got sick that night,

so I just had no appetite whatsoever and fell asleep and didn't wake up again until like 1.30. Guys, I ate like a fucking psycho that night. So much seafood. I was at the stand, and they had this open bar and I was just...

Chat, you know what to do. Light this man up. I felt bad. I woke up and I was like, I feel bad. Chat, annihilate him. Destroy. Destroy.

Report him on main. It's not every day that you get free oysters and stuff. No, it's not. This is not a joke, but do comedy clubs have good food? The stand has good food yeah

that's the only one I've ever been to that I actually liked the food yeah I think they're like very prideful about their their cooking

where's the stand you need to go to a comedy club I've never been I miss going I'm trying to go to the cellar dude the cellar is the one

the cellar I like the stand where do you want to go I would go to the cellar and just get a I mean just go for a show it'll be action-packed. We should find someone

who's playing. We should go see, Dave Attell closes out the late shows there a lot. You should go see him. What time's the late shows? I think they probably start around midnight.

Too late. Too late for me. They have like a 3 p.m. show. Anybody? They got like a Sunday 5 p.m. for you. Works. I feel like it's better to-

9 a.m.? Yeah, it's not very funny at all. Tuesday 9 a.m.? It won't be. They got a morning buffet there, like a Sunday 5 p.m. for you. Works. I feel like it's better to- Like at 9 a.m.? Yeah, it's not very funny at all. Tuesday 9 a.m.? It won't be. They got a morning buffet there, like a strip club. I wanted to go, when we were staying in L.A., we were right across the street from one. Comedy store? An iconic, yeah.

But it was sold out every night. Yeah. You live in New York. You could go to one. I know, but I live in New Jersey, and at 5 o'clock every day I go to Jersey. Why don't you stay at my daddy's? Huh? I'll stay at your daddy's. I? I'll stay at your daddy's.

I still have some clothes at your daddy's. I've got to go get them. I know you do. Because I sent you a bunch of lineups to go to, and you were like, we're not going anymore. I just, I want to. I used to go by myself all the time, back when I was living in a story and before the kid and everything. And people are nervous to go to shows alone but normally a table will have like one more spot

or one more chair and you can like squeeze in last night to some really good shows. Yeah, yeah. Hold on, over here. But I miss, I used to go like all the time, multiple times a week.

I feel like I used to go all the time too. I miss going as well. I've never been. I miss. Yes. And I think it's better, I think that you could probably,

you probably have friends who are comedians who could just like give you a seat in the back or something like during a show but I think you want to have a table and a waitress and you want to be able to just really yuck

it up the entire time, not feel like you're in someone's way. Yeah. A little of the back room thing would be cool. That would be, I mean, I'm sure you could do both, though. I'm sure you could get your table and then get your little back room action. Me and Louis C.K. just hanging. Upstairs to the, what's it called? The Olive Room?

The Olive Club? Olive Tree? What? What's the restaurant above the Comedy Cellar? Oh, I just thought it was the Comedy Cellar. I don't know.

That sounds right. You think there's people who like go up to Louis C.K. now and are like straight up like, you could jerk off in front of me. Yeah.

I want you to. Probably. 100%. Probably. You just talked about that. There's people that are like watching the Dahmer documentary being like, I fucking love this dude. there's people that are watching the Dahmer documentary being like I fucking love this dude

he's hot as fuck I just got a pair of glasses that look like his and I already look like him enough it's bad yeah the only glasses my pat has are Dahmer glasses my pat that was cute

yeah my pat my pat my beef her Dahmer glasses. My Pat. That was cute. That was cute. Yeah. My Pat. Yeah. My Pat. It's like an old... My beef. My beef. My beef.

You going to tell your Pat about the money or what you're going to hide it? Oh, God, no. It's like an old... It's going to be hard to sneak that into the house. It's like an 85-year-old widow

like my Pat. My Pat. Yeah. My Patrick. That was Irish as hell. My Patrick. Oh, my Patrick. My Pat. Irish as hell. My Patrick. Oh my Patrick. Two autumns ago. My Irish

cousin's in town next week. Straight from Galway. Should I bring her in? Yeah. Accents play all the time. Yes they do. What's the column joke? There's a TikToker named Stale Cracker. Six million followers. Cajun cook. He wants to come on the Yak and cook some...

Stale crackers? Some jambalaya. Oh, yes. That'd be awesome. I think we could do a jambalaya drive. In. In. Tomorrow we're doing KB's Wild, right?

Yeah. I think. Yeah. Ready? Oh, that's tomorrow? Is KB in? We gotta look over that. Yeah.

KB's back, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. See how he's feeling? Collapse at the gym. Zah, bring a swimsuit, will you? Oh. Actually, yeah.

Swimsuit. All right. Two piece. Titties out or what? Two piece. Two piece. Anything you want. Yeah.

I'm excited. We'll get a little wet. Ash guard. You and somebody else. Should we spin the wheel real quick before we have to go to the college football show? Brandon, you are so sick. I don't want to see the next deal. I'm good.

Couldn't be better. I don't want to get sick. Is Zoopy a greaser? Dry. We've been in for a while. I don't like the booger clean let's do shit why don't we go out to the freaking lunch

oh yes I know I know I know next week let's do it done next week oh that's a shame you can't do it Tuesday I'm telling you the days that could work actually Monday Tuesday Thursday could work. Actually, Monday, Tuesday. Well, we have to go Thursday.

It could work. I'll go Philly on Tuesday. What time does the late-night dinner den open? I think there's 11 o'clock seatings. Yeah, I think it opens early. So should we do Monday? Can we get a table? Can we get a table for four on Monday?

Monday? And then we can come to the YAC after? Sure. At 11? 11. I have to go to the Yak after? Sure. 11? 11. I have to go to the dentist at 945. So you guys are saying exactly. I probably can't.

That's probably a... No, no. Go on Open Table. Don't go through their website. There's way more availabilities on Open Table. These trolls of the Yak, they've already booked it. Yeah, they booked it. You're trying to fuck with us, but they don't know about that.

Maybe the following Monday at 11 a.m. I'm getting a bunch of cavities done tomorrow, big cat. Oh, jeez. Dreading it. 11 a.m. The following Monday, I'm going to be flying back from a gambling competition in Meadows, Pittsburgh. Are you coming to that? I don't know.

I think you are. When? Next Sunday. Okay. You're in. I'm coming to one of your gambling competitions. Do you want to go with Nick? Do you want to go with your buddy, Nicky? We're going to Pittsburgh? I'm going to Colorado. We're in. I'm coming to one of your gambling competitions. You want to go with Nick? You want to go with your buddy Nicky?

I'm going to Pittsburgh. I'm going to Colorado. You're going to Nicky? Oh, Sash should go to Colorado. Colorado? I'd rather go to Pittsburgh. Why? Next Sunday?

It's not as far as Colorado. Ours is Wednesday. Yeah, I'll go. Yeah. I think that someone should have told you that along the line. This is how it is with Roan. Oh, by the way, you're gone. Tyler and I are just going to do the same trip as you.

Oh, fuck it. Gambling competition, Philly, Boston. Wait, the gambling competition's first? No, it's after. Or after. The gambling competition is the next weekend. All right, yeah, I'll do it. Philly, Boston.

Tyler's going to Los Angeles. You've got to link up with Pat Bev, but then we're going to meet in Pittsburgh. Perfect. How are you feeling about that? Two and from Philly? Yeah. I'm driving.

If you'd like to drive with me around. To Philadelphia? Yeah. Two and fro. I'll meet y'all. Wait, when is that? That's next Tuesday? See you next Tuesday, I guess.

Hello. I can drive a couple people if you want to leave from here. Yeah, I got to see who I'm trying to, like. I could also drive a very similar car. I might try to Philly it out. I might try to bring a bunch of ringers in the crowd and have some Philly scumbags in there to start a fight. The Dirty 30?

I'm down to leave at, like, 3 o'clock and just go down there. The guys that booed Donovan McNabb? We're going to bring those guys all out. I want that Dan Dan Noodle place. I've never been to Philly.

Yes. That was insane. That was awesome. Dan Dan Noodles were so good. We used to order that all the time. Me and Ron

could show you around. Yeah, me and Philly are actually sassy. I was probably going to be busy if you want to show me around. Yeah, yeah, I'll show you around. Show you around? Phil are actually sassy. Ron's probably going to be busy. If you want to show me around. Yeah, yeah, I'll show you around. Show you around. Take him to Patty's.

Take him to Patty's Pub. I don't know if you boys are ready for Patty's. Oh, shit, bro. Six Inside, let's just say that. Oh! Oh, yeah, actually, we have been there. Me and Owen went there. Vending machine of cigarettes.

Yeah. That's the best. I was humiliated by Ron and all of his friends at that other bar. It was Carlton. Chopped my ID up. Legend. Yeah, it was at Mortgage Pier. That was awesome.

Brandon, go. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm cool. Oh, just do it. It's probably from the bass.

Go do what you need to do. Brandon, go. Ask him. No, I don't even have my phone on me. Oh, what is this pity shit again? Come on. Wait, turn to the camera here and we'll screenshot do. Brandon, go. Ask him. No, I don't even have my phone on me. Oh, what is this pity shit again? Come on. Wait, turn to the camera here and we'll screenshot it. Yeah, go.

No, I don't. You will. Oh. What's up, buddy? How you doing? Go. Brandon, come on. You'll never get this chance again.

You'll never get this chance again. Go out there. He's looking at you. Go. Make it a scene. You look like a weirdo. Be a pussy. Oh.

Oh, now I feel. All right, that's the show. Oh, God. Oh, I don't want to Destroy his dream Oh yeah yeah He wants a picture Don't touch him Brandon Alright go

Do the dance No no no Don't do the dance You have to do the dance Oh my god Do the fucking dance You said you wanted To do the Carlton dance

You think you heard me What if Carlton Shit out of Brandon You think you heard me He's smiling for the picture. Oh, Carlton's gonna get sick. I know. Oh, my God.

Do the dance. That's cute. Do the dance. Alfonso Ribeiro dies after an encounter with the band. Yeah. Do the dance.

No, I can't do it. That's embarrassing. I can't do the dance. Do it now. Do it now. Just do a quick one now. You do the dance. He's gone.

He's gone he's gone see was that so hard are you happy you did that I was yeah awesome look at his look at his pushing his knees

together get me off this court Brandon does he know about your show I love when you lift up my leg like that so hot

alright hey Brandon I can put my I can put my Brandon you're really sick put my feet behind my back my leg like that. So hot. All right. Hey, Brandon, I can put my seat behind my back, behind my head. Would you eat it? Would you eat Big Cat's ass

for a restaurant to come back full time? Will you eat Big Cat's ass for a restaurant to come back full time? Shouldn't have to eat his ass. I mean, it's 500,000.

Will you do it? Dude, Frank just got 2 mil. Yeah. Like 2.5 mil. That's TikTok. What did the chicken fry O'Malley be on? you do it? Dude, Frank just got two mil. 2.5 mil. What did the chicken fry O'Malley be on? 20 mil.

They had to risk getting cancelled. You gotta risk it all. 20 mil is 20 mil, man. That's 40 of those MJFs. There's 20 million for the Boa video, I think. All right, let's end the show, but I want to do one thing before we end.

Steven, you go out in the middle and Brandon will play defense on you. Maybe cross it. Light work. I want to see this. I want to see this. Light work. The way that Che just shook his head

and took those headphones off. Brandon was ready, too. Oh. Pulling his pants out. Should I go give him a blindside pick? Brandon's so sick, though. There's no way he stands a chance. Go around the back and give him a blindside pick.

Jay, don't get too fancy. Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay. Jay took off his wedding ring. Jay took his wedding ring off. He's going to cross him over, then fuck Brandon? Yeah. This is like an exact scene from Lord of the Rings.

Gimli's about to smash this. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Yeah, definitely. Wait, Ron, replace it with yours. See if he notices. Ring of the wife.

Did we miss it Yeah I didn't see it I didn't watch Yeah I saw Easy Alright let's see He's checking it up again Someone's gonna get hurt

Oh absolutely Oh Chase Nice with it Chase is gonna try and get to get hurt. Oh, absolutely. Oh, Chase. Nice with it. Chase is going to try and get two. Oh. Foul. Foul on Chase. Chase kind of crossed you up, bitch.

Nah, you kicked ball. That was a good pick. You weren't getting around that pick. That was a strong pick. I couldn't come in a foul. It's not unusual to have fun with anyone. Justin Long took it. What happened?

I mean, the wedding ring I put down. I can't dribble it down. You put your wedding ring on there? Yes. It's on tape. Next to the trash? Oh, no. Uh-oh.

He thought of everything. Wait, so the divorce rumors are true? No. Was it like for pink slips? You guys were playing for the ring? So what are you going to do now that you don't have your wedding ring? Okay alright that's the show We'll see everyone tomorrow You're not getting that

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