The Yak - Fasoli Goes Tarps Off and DERAILS the Entire Show | The Yak 2-5-25

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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Alright, Yak. Yeah, what's up man? Big Cat, Roan, Kate, Sass. Well, now Big Cat, Roan, Kate, Sass. Well now Big Cat, Roan, and Kate are together. Right, Sass was the entirety of mostly sports. Sass was like ten yards away just standing right there pacing around with nothing to do. Yeah. And then he left.

Kyle and Nick were both over there. They are here now. Sass has departed the building for what reason? You saw him leaving? I saw him walking back and he said he would be at least 10 minutes late. He was in a rush, he wanted to be minimally late. Yeah, 10 minutes late, but the hotel

He was walking. Is a 15 minute walk. Right, so he had to go take a shit. Well, the thing is, he said 10 minutes late, hotel, 15, go up, shit, 15 back. He's missing the show. When did you see him? 11 51.

So he really tried to make it. He really tried to go. He tried to come to the act. I don't know. There's got to be a reason. Worst celebrity guess I've ever heard in trivia, you lost. I did. I did.

Was it the worst? Yeah, it was bad. That was the worst, yeah. Your matchup? I mistook Michael Cera for Jesse Eisenberg, which is not what you see. That was the worst. Yeah, your mashup. I mistook Michael Sarah for Jesse Eisenberg, which is not crazy. Fair. That's completely fair. Who was the woman? I thought it was Gal Gadot was the Capital One woman.

The Capital One woman? Yes. Jennifer Garner. Yeah. Alright. It was, that's maybe it. Oh, that's too fair. Yeah.

I don't know if that's the worst guess I've ever heard. No, it's not horrible in hindsight. Oh, go with 0 for 2 on a usually. Go with 0 for 2 on a celebrity match is bad. Yeah, that's fair. That's bad. Yeah, and you lost 2. I did.

No, you've said that twice. No, I also won. We won the first game. Oh, yeah, you did win one. Yeah, we beat the Yak. And then we were down. It was 13-13 in the final round. Like, they got their NFL question. We didn't know and what did I tell you he was gonna ask

Brown's question and it was Breland Edwards to beat us yeah but even if I knew it was a Brown's question I'm still not gonna remember Breland Edwards he was handsome probably still is probably still is I don't know anything about Breland Edwards in his current life but I would imagine he's still a handsome fella yeah he's probably late 30s Is Dana dominating you this week kind of? No. Oh good questions. Good. Dana. Do you want him to not move to Chicago? No I want Dana. I love Dana and then me and Dana made up before the show last night. Dana walked up to me, he hugged my wife, he's like sorry I got out of control last night yada yada yada and he went into his pocket. He gave me 10

gift certificates to a popular chicken restaurant. Oh wow. 10 gift certificates? No, he actually gave me 9 $10 gift cards. I have no idea why he didn't just buy a $100 gift card. He probably said something lost in translation. And I had to keep up with those all night because you know I had those ridiculous Brandon Walker pants on.

Those aren't ridiculous, you look great. And I had, I was carrying around 9 gift cards that Dana gave me as a make-good for the other night. Did you see, he came on our halftime show, one of the two halftime shows we did. Yeah. Did you see his story that he told? I didn't see his story. He brought up out of nowhere him jerking off to the virtual Boston College cheerleader in NBA or NCAA basketball. Oh, wait, does he know he doesn't have to bring these

stories up? He doesn't have to. And then I believe his girlfriend put out a TikTok. Her whole family was doing a watch along to the trivia. And Tim, and she pans to the dad that he lives with. I did see a tweet. Somebody tweeted a picture of the digital cheerleader in question And it looks like he retweeted like I mean I mean it was kind of in defense. It looks like she was a hot

2007 digital cheerleader is there a chance that he was playing with you in That game while jerking off to the bus in that game. While jerking off to the Boston College of Basketball. It was a basketball? It was a football basketball. It was college basketball 2K, 5 or 2K, 8 or 10. Oh my god. If that's correct.

What if he was jerking off to me the whole time? There's a chance you were on the screen. I was there. You watched as he was pounding off. Yeah, no, I was on a few of those games, yeah. Wow. Ohio State number 34 was on a few of those games, yeah. Wow. Ohio State number 34 was on a few of those games. Yeah.

So you were. Did you ever get a check for that? I did, yeah. Oh, thank you. What'd you get it to like 70 bucks? No, it was a class action lawsuit, which means that you guys know how class action lawsuits work. Yeah, of course.

You have to opt in to get your money. Yeah. So they sent a letter to all the former players that were on the video game, and they were like, you have to opt in. I opted in immediately. I'm not sure a lot of my teammates knew what was going on, so they didn't opt in. I think a lot of people just didn't opt in.

So you got a big chunk. Yeah. What? Yeah. Really? So like, I'm pretty sure Greg Oden, who's on the cover of the fucking game, got no dollars. And I got thousands of dollars. I gotta start looking at my email.

I got like, it was between five and ten grand, I think. This was like ten years ago. You're gonna opt into something? I've never opted in. No, I don't think I'll ever opt in either. I don't do rebates. I don't sign up for contests. I'm gonna do that every contest I see.

No, you should. Every class action thing you get. Cause you'll probably get a lot of them in the mail. You probably do. You probably bought something and then there was like some sort of fucking thing. I got one. They send you a letter and they're like,

do you want to opt in? Just check the box. Dude, you don't know how much it's gonna be. More often than not, it's like a dollar 50, but you know. I had a 2012 Hyundai Santa Fe that one day the engine just stopped working. Yeah. And like five years later,

I got a class action lawsuit notice that, by the way, we're suing them for the engine stopping working on 2012 Hyundai Santa Fe's I just never I never did join it. But I think they probably got something. Yeah, not a whole lot. But I just it was completely taken care of and it just stopped. Yeah, like the fewer people that opt in like it gets split up evenly based on the opt in people. Could you make a good living just somehow weaseling

your way into class action lawsuits? Not you. Could somebody do that? I'm sure someone could. What happened to like extreme couponing? Remember when that was a thing? Oh yeah. That's still gotta be a thing. Did the corporate fix that? Did y'all ever make a huff if you're lying behind an extreme couponer?

Yes. You ever pull a Stefan? Yeah, I pull a Stefan. Anyone who buys lottery tickets Huff if you're lying behind a shrimp coupon er. Yes Your post-defin Yeah, I'm stepping when anyone who buys lottery tickets when I want one item. Oh, yeah, and they're just in there scratching. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Where do you can get coupons anymore? I think they still come and do people buy newspapers They come in the mail and like a booklet. Oh, that's right, they do. They do, they're direct mailing. I used one for my 2017 Honda CR-V, a story I've told before. But my most satisfying...

Go ahead and tell that again. My most satisfying moment of the year, 2017. I got a direct mailer to my home. Is that something you decide every year? Yeah, do we... You look back on every year and you're like... Looking back on it, like, easily. Could you pull 2019 off

top of your head? 2019. You had to expect a year. Yeah. I mean it was right before. Cov. Brady. COVID. I'd have to think pretty long and hard about it. Okay. Um but 2017, I get a direct mail out to my home. It's just one of these little coupon booklets. We had just moved into our home. And we're expecting a kid, so getting a second car. And one of the coupons was for Planet Honda on Route 22.

Shout out, Union New Jersey. No free ads. For our town? That was free. That was as free as it gets. Well, let me tell you how I took them to the cleaners. The coupon said, I believe it was $400 off. But then in the fine print, it said,

present after you negotiate your best deal. So I had taken a Honda CR-V out for a test drive. We liked it. Did come in a little bit more expensive than I would have thought. So we were legitimately going to walk away Negotiated said honestly can't make it work. We're gonna leave The guy was like alright alright. Let me talk to my manager whatever comes back presents a better deal, which is still a little bit

on the high side So my wife goes to the bathroom, and it's just me and the guy My wife went to the bathroom and it's just me and the guy and I'm like listen enough to say that My wife went to take a huge fucking shit She just had to explode with diarrhea and it's just me and the guy He's reporting and we get down to the brass tacks. I'm like, listen, I really can't do this and he's like, alright He's like I can do one. I can take one more thing off. So he took it off He's like, I'm not even making any commission on this. We're taking a loss can take one more thing off. So he took it off and he's like,

I'm not even making any commission on this, we're taking a loss. And I was like, fuck. I was like, all right. I was like, all right, we'll do it. Shook hands with him and then reached into my back pocket, slapped down this coupon on the table for an extra 400 bucks off.

No way. The look on this guy's face was. No way. When I say unforgettable, it is etched in my mind, I could have a tattoo artist put it on me it was perfect okay do you think he got fired spinning no certainly not but it was yeah you really went over this guy several hours of what you did what you did was fucked up no no no I'm taking the way planet Honda the promos yeah Kyle call and see if they remember

also they're still open they're open, they advertise locally all the time. The horrible ads. I think we actually pulled them up on the show. The Planet Honda, how bad they are. I think we talked about this. You got to head to Cancel Christmas. Is there a chance he was lying to you before that? Yeah, well, high chance.

Certainly, I mean, they have their ways. What up? Hey! Hey, hey, sorry. There we go. Sorry we're late. Sorry we're late. How was everything? Kate absolutely crushed it. Yeah? Yeah. She roasted Jason Kelsey. Oh my god. It was incredible. Was it comfortable? It was uncomfortable and comfortable. Oh. There was some pubic hairs to talk.

It was good. It was Kate. And she was a mess beforehand. An absolute mess. She said sorry. You were counting the sorrys when she showed up. She hit five in like, what would you say, Ron? 30 seconds? 30 seconds she hit five sorrys.

Just off the rip. Alright, there you go. Oh, how's he gonna make this corner? Oh no. Oh, he hit the camera. Stephen Jay's got a big day. Did you talk about the guest coming? No.

Yeah, Rashad White is coming in at 1.30. Oh yeah. For this show? Yeah. Just let Stephen just go off. Stephen already interviewed him textually. Textually? He already just wrote the interview in this prep sheet.

Oh, wow. The questions are right here. What do you think of your offensive coordinator, Liam Cohn? Oh, yeah, it gets worse. Question two is my favorite. Talk to the people about new OC, Josh Grizzard. It's an open forum to talk about Josh Grizzard. You're one of the best pass blocking running backs in the

league. What do you think when you see a linebacker coming through the A gap? These are some great questions. Alright, how's everyone doing? I left early last night. Who ended up winning? The tie. Oh, okay. First tie in a dozen history. The Boosponeys won. They're so dumb First tie in a dozen history. Yep, yep. Hmm.

The Boosponeys won. They're so dumb, but they're so good. Dana is a genius. Dana is really good at trivia. Yeah, he's really fucking good. Yak team started 0-1-1. Just as you promised. Listen, we didn't throw it.

I think we scored what, 10, 11, 12 points? 11, 15, 12. Yeah, we gave it our all. Yeah. That could be more embarrassing. We just stink at trivia. You were fine. But scored what? 10, 11, 12 points? Yeah, we gave it our all. Yeah. We just stink of trivia. You were fine. But so what? So what?

It was fine. It was a fun night though. What you probably just used in a Gruden as a lifeline for the Super Bowl that he won was pretty fun. Yeah, that was a flex. That was a great time flex. Yeah. Deep down our dumbest guys are actually our smartest guys.

Yeah. You were saying that on ron.com mincy sneaky genius Dana sneaky genius like these are these are dumb presenting guys, but they're actually our Terrible trivia right Francis was horrible trivia had a mental breakdown Rowan Mrs. Rowan knows what a Wayne's code is but will miss questions like it doesn't matter what it doesn't Yes, it's perfect. It's kind of it's the perfect balance of barstool I'm just dumb though you know being good at trivia is actually bad great that means you're stupid yeah real-life stupid your real life stupid if you like who's someone we can all agree and like as a

celebrity that is smart like like this morning, Elon got smoked by AOC. She was like, he's fucking dumb. I was like, oh, I thought he built rocket ships. I thought he was smart. But he actually turns out he's dumb. But who can we agree is smart? A celebrity is smart. Is it allowed to be Ken Jennings?

No, like someone who's not smart for trivia. I think any really good actor is really smart. Isn't uh, Christian Daniel Day-Lewis or something like that? Yeah. Isn't Kanye's naked wife an architect? Really? An engineer of some sort? Like a civil engineer?

Yeah. And she would get smoked at trivia with her dumb ass is basically what I'm saying. I'd like those uniforms though. Somebody should just do naked trivia. Does that exist? Naked trivia would be every time you get a point wrong, a question wrong, you gotta take off a piece of clothing. Trivia? Yeah. You're in that skin burka. What's up, KB?

What's up? How we doing? I'm alright. What's wrong? I'm good, yeah. Felt like it was half good. Yeah, no, it's right. What's wrong? I'm good, yeah. Felt like it was half good. Yeah, no, it's hard. What?

Doing this. Oh. The show that we do every day that you've done every day of your life. Every day is crisis mode. Right before the show starts. I caught KB on the way to get a sweat this morning. Ooh. And he was fucking ready.

You could tell his veins were just pulsing. What are you doing there? Like a hundred curls. Oh, fuck yes. It was only dumbbells. You just did curls? Yeah, I knew I had to take my shirt off for the sketch we were doing.

Did you actually? No, but he's always ready. Did you get Gruden in the sketch? Oh my God, did we? Yes. He's the, yeah. That's going to be incredible. Whatever you thought of him before today, think higher.

OK. I can't think much higher. Yeah, yeah. It could be lower for some people. Whatever you thought about his willingness to do things. Yeah, he says yes to everything. It's more than you think. Yeah.

Yeah, and then he pushes the envelope. It was incredible. Is that noise just the noise now Yeah, that's just a thing. Oh, nice. Yeah That's sick. It's awesome. Did you see how many barstool co-workers fell for barstool Justin a lot of them? First I did yeah, okay Yeah Got cons

Yeah, who else Oh Oh, Donnie. Wanton Don. Chuck. Who else was listed on that team? It was Hunter Henry and Ella Grip. Ella Grip and Hunter Henry, right. Hunter Henry, I could believe though. That's what I was saying.

Yeah, he's a believable guy. He's very believable. That's Barstool Justin. Yeah, he rocks. Like, if he just walked out right now, he'd just be like, yeah, okay. I'd be like, what's up, dude? I'd be like, yeah. I'd be like, what's up, dude? I'd be like, I never remember that guy's name. You call him Jason Byers, man.

How are you doing, Danny? Good, just hard to hear you guys over the sound of my skin sizzling. Did you go out last night? Oh, he did, yes. Yeah, but it's not late. I was home by midnight. OK, that's not bad. Who were you out with?

He signed me up for 25 beers with two random guys after he had promised. Okay, that's not bad. Who are you out with? He signed me up for 25 beers with two random guys Oh, yeah, he had promised up on me it was but I powered through these guys waiting outside of the dozen and I was like, yeah, I'll go get beers with you and then Danny came up and he started walking with us I was like, I'm pretty tired By trading the 25 beers in for a shot of Absinthe instead. Okay, those guys were cool though. They were good guys. Wait, was that the Absinthe bar?

Yeah. No way. That's where we were walking to and I got there and I was like, I don't want to. There was a couple guys in the front row that were just mocking us badly. So everybody got booed. Well, no, it wasn't the boos, it was the Hey Arnold question. We said Hey Arnold has 140 episodes. And they just cackled like we had said the funniest thing ever.

It was 100. Yeah, and I was just... That's not that bad of a guess. Right. And they just... You remember, Rowan, like, my feelings got hurt. One guy was like, I said an answer and he was like, Shut up, Rowan. It was like mean heckling.

He got in my ass. He was laughing at our answers being like, God damn it, you guys are stupid. Where's my Twinked Out podcast co-host? Yeah, where is he? He said he'd be 10 minutes late about 25 minutes ago. He left here about 11.50 and said he'd be 10 minutes late. But that just doesn't add up.

Why? We think he had to take a dump and want to go back to the hotel. Oh, there he is. Oh, he changed his shorts. He changed his shorts. Shorts. Did you shit your pants? Those are new shorts. What's he looking for?

So we had the mics on and it was such perfect sass. We had those like band mics on where it wraps around his stomach. And he goes, this is literally breaking my spine right now. He's probably holding his spine in place for it. Yeah, that's what he needed. Spineless man. Thank God. I was worried about him, but he definitely he must have shit himself.

Well, he did tell us he has the worst shit of all time brewing. Oh, and we know him. He shits once a month. What did he, what did he, he didn't come to dozen last night. I know Titus was there. I saw Titus revelry, reveling, having some beers, enjoying yourself. Mincy brought Sean Payton. Yeah yeah I'm paying came did mincy bring I don't guess yeah he did he did as I was leaving he was in the lobby

waiting for him well he was just waiting for him he knows his daughter what's that pose he's doing mince will always point he always points his toe no no it feels like he's being held up it's's like a, that's what Papa John was getting carried out of the Yum Center. He's got a torn ACL. Look at that. Power trio. So good.

All different stances among them. It's basically us. It's basically the three of us. Wow, look at that, it is. That was the shit, sir. I wasn't shitting. What were you doing? I had to go get jewel pods.

Again? And we, the sketch ran long. And then I was like, there's gotta be a smoke shop close by, and I went outside and it was like a 15 minute walk one way. Did that guy with the gushing blood leg stop you? No. Oh, he stopped me every day. Did he stop you? He with the gushing blood leg stop you? No. He stopped me every day. Did he stop you? He's still gushing blood? He's been gushing for 48 hours. And he's just like, can I have a dollar? And then he looks at it and he goes like this, points at his leg. And there's

just a full flow. Yeah. Taking it off. Today's better weather than yesterday. Oh, good weather. You're peeling it off, Brandon? Brandon, this is like today because the sun is out. Oh, good weather. You're peeling it off, Brando. Brandon, this is like today because the sun is out. Yeah, that's the that's why it's better. The sun makes everything better. It smells like funnel cake in the air. It's beautiful. The fact that all of you complain and it wasn't just me saying yesterday was perfect. You guys actively said before the show this weather is awful and it's 72 degrees and it was perfect, not perfect humidity, it was the perfect temperature. It was the perfect temperature.

It was the perfect temperature without the sun. We can't have, some of you came from New York, some of you came from Chicago and you're complaining about 72 degrees. It was crazy. You have to have the sun. This is amazing. This is good, yeah, you balked.

I'd rather have the sun than have the weather with no Sun It's a different type. I don't understand that so if it's 72 degrees and there's no wind and there's no Sun to make it uncomfortable That's perfect weather so like if you were out on like a golf course and it was like 72 and sunny you'd be like man, this is great, but Wish there was more clouds in the sky Roasted his ass. I would occasionally be like wow this this the shade of this tree is nice. You think here comes the sun's a sad song? Beatles wrote a great sad song. Bright sunshiney day. This is horrible. Walking on sunshine's Nemo song too.

I like them. Yeah I like them too. I did tell you earlier Brandon, you got a great slick going today. Thank you and I still don't know what it means. Your hair. I thought slick was like slang for whatever I was wearing. He said you got a great slick today and I said thank you. I've seen it earlier. How you doing there? Was it a little slick? It was freshly slick this morning. Yeah. Is slick as wilting? Once it dries a little bit it sits up but I wish I could get a good slick going like that. You could get a good slick. Bro, I'll show the picture of you with the slick right now. Oh wait, dude.

I was with Rhone when you sent him that. He got a Francis haircut. Oh. I need to see that. Can we see the slick? It wasn't really a slick. It was more like a Joe Burrow haircut. Oh, hell yes.

Send it to them. I don't have it. Sounds like you got it on the speaker. Also, I did send TJ Max's speech from Monday night. I don't know if you guys have seen it. We played it for Lane Johnson on today's PMT. It's one of my favorite Max's. Because he's just.

That's a thing. However, every single person could say that they were bested by Patrick Mahone. Every team in the NFL could say that. However, it only takes one night to beat Patrick Mahone. One night. Why not this Sunday night? Yeah! Why not? We have the better trenches. Yeah!

We have the better running backs. Yeah! Yeah! We have the better defense. Yeah! At the end of the day, defense wins champions. Yeah! Yeah!

He's getting so Italian. So Sunday night, we will fight and the Philadelphia Eagles will return as Super Bowl champs. Let me get a go at it. His assignment was to give a speech for his coworkers. Yes, correct. Correct. We will fight! Any sort of speech would have done the trick.

And he... That was, yeah, that could have fired up the guys and the boys going to Normandy. We will fight! We will return! Super Bowl champions! I just sent TJ, I just sent TJ this pic. Oh, man!

I just sent TJ this pic to try and get on there. He looks good. He looks amazing. That looks great. You should do that all the time. And that's a slick. It's not Joe Burrow. You look great. You look fucking awesome.

You look so good. It's like the worst haircut I've ever gotten. At the beginning of your career, you were a heartthrob. Yeah, Caleb said there was a a heartthrob. Yeah I was. Caleb said there was a huge heartthrob potential. Yeah. You were like, the videos you used to do, like DePaul, like you were heartthrob.

I think Caleb said that about Owen. Oh he did. Yeah, it was Owen. He was like, Owen has heartthrob potential. Yeah, it wasn't you. No, I got no potential now, but I used to in my prime. Well with that haircut, I think you could do it. That haircut, the thing is, you go in, I go in and I say, I'll just get one normal boy's

haircut. And they don't want to do that. I was like, can you just trim like an inch, inch and a half, just all scissors? And he goes, if I just take an inch off, it's still just going to be a mess. There's no shape. And I was like, he goes, if I just take an inch off, it's still just gonna be a mess, there's no shape. And I was like, I don't want shape. So he was saying this to you through a translator because he was a Dominican barber, obviously,

you could tell by the slick. I don't think he was Dominican. They're all Dominican, bro. Sad to say. Happy to say. Yeah, indifferent. It's kind of bullshit. Like it's kind of bullshit that then you have to go tip them

like a shit ton of money. And what? Who says you have to? How much was your haircut? It's like $70. And then you had to tip? And then you had to tip, like, $25. How are you at the small talk with the barber?

We don't speak. OK. At all? I'm tipping you for a dog shit. I just had to tip for Juul pods. What? No, you didn't. It comes up on the food.

You could've said no. Yeah. It's just me and the dude in the shop. I'm not just gonna be like, eh. But he knows you can do it, actually. Yeah, he knows, you're not fooling him. He doesn't think he made the jewel pod. You are right though, there is that feeling of like,

shit, they're staring at me and they know. It's a, those vape shops, like the real vape shops, are like, it's like a warehouse with like one aisle. Yeah. It's just like a big hollow shop. And then it's just me and him. And he knows. Yeah.

They're basically begging at that point. There's mirrors everywhere. You can see where my finger's going. On the screen. Sometimes they just straight up ask you how much for the tip. Yeah, I hate that. It's bullshit.

None. Is that a, if that's a legal practice, all businesses should do that. Yeah, I guarantee you that gets elicits more tips. Yeah, look, I'd rather tip for jewel pods than tip for a haircut that I didn't want. Get it went to the barber. But that's not what I asked for. I never told them to shave off my sideburns completely. Brandon, what do you think? It looks good, right? It looks fantastic.

Terrible haircut. No, it wasn't a terrible haircut. It's one of your best. Yeah, look at that. That's one of your best. You haven't even seen my top three. Why are you pulling that from Twitter, TJ? You look amazing right now.

Yeah, why is that on Twitter now? Did you wear that to anything, Call of Duty? Hell no. You didn't even wear it to Call of Duty. You didn't wear it to Call of Duty? You didn't wear it to the scrims? No, we had great scrims last night though. Is that why you missed a dozen? I was scrimming.

Wait, what's scrims? Scrimmages. In Call of Duty? Yeah. You play, KB? I don't have a console. So then you don't play? Yeah, so that's just answering any future questions about if I play anything.

Cut that cover. Cut that dry. End it there. Don't fucking ask. I thought maybe you could be in Sass's tournament that he's having. Sass, you're throwing an official tournament with a bracket and everything? We are going to be throwing an official tournament, yeah. Can I get in? Yeah, you could get in. I would like to get in. You used to play? I used to play in college.

I used to play Call of Duty. If you dust off the sticks and you get back on, we will definitely have you in. I was so bad, but I loved it so much. I loved it too. That's modern warfare too. I had so much fun. What?

You gotta be good. No, but isn't love of the game the most important thing? Like, I'm gonna try my hardest. Everybody can't be all stars. Yeah, you could be on a team. Right, like I'm- On a team for you. I know, like I'll just stay in the back,

maybe do some sniping. Yeah, that works. Yeah. No snipers in ranked though. Is that a rule? Yeah. Like a game rule or your rule? That's the game rule.

Ah, shit. It's not even available. Can you be a guy that just hides? Uh, depends on the game mode. Like search and destroy. I think I'd be good at that. Hide and search and destroy. I would do that in real paintball. I would just hide the game mode. Like search and destroy. Hide and search and destroy. I would do that in real paintball.

Hide the whole time. Everybody was having paintball parties when we were kids, and I never got hit by one paintball. I always lied and said I was out. I had all the equipment. I had really cool shit. I had the chest guard. I had an electronic hopper. Never got hit by a paintball. That was one of the biggest PMT fights when Jake hid the whole time.

Oh yeah. And then said he was out and then shot Hank like four feet away and was just like, got him. I need to see that. It's the best clip. I need to see that clip. Oh Hank was so mad. We went and played paintball on great week and we left the paintball course and every single person was mad at each other like

Furious we just sat on a bench not talking for like a half hour. I Told you guys about when I went when I was in seventh grade and the guy shot my dad in the head I feel like I've definitely told this story somewhere But we were I went I went like I had a birthday It was my birthday and I had brought like four friends or something and my dad was like I'm definitely told this story somewhere, but we were I went I went like I had a birthday It was my birthday And I had brought like four friends or something and my dad was like I'm gonna do it with you guys It wasn't like teams against each other was like we were on a team with like five other strangers going up against another team and they do like the the pregame huddle to like go over all the rules and

Like in the middle of it some dude just shot my dad straight He had the mask on and just exploded on his face. And they both got disqualified. Why did he get disqualified? My dad got disqualified from the dance. You were just a kid with these random adults without your dad there? Exactly.

Why'd your dad get disqualified? I don't know, I guess they thought it was foul play on all parts. Did he put up a fight? I don't think he said anything, I think he was like, what the fuck was that? He didn't like hit the dude? No, no, no. No physical application. How did that feel for you? Yeah seeing that I use that's probably why he seeks out Brandon right because Brandon if you would

Have got shot in the face of paintball you know hollering. Yeah, I would have said some things you would holler. Yeah Oh big-time holler. Yeah, I would have hollered. Can you find that clip TJ? I can try to find oh here We go hold the clip of my dad too Surrender surrender surrender, surrender! Okay. Got ya. He's a swindler! He's a swindler! He was so mad.

Okay. Gotcha. It is so funny that Jake, he was just like you'd expect him of all people Jake Marsh would It is so funny that Jake, he was just like, you'd expect him, of all people, Jake Marsh would respect the rules of the game. Yeah, that's a Billy move.

Yeah. You think that paintball has peaked? Yeah. Airsoft ruined paintball. What was the peak, do you think, of paintball? Like 2009? Yeah, that sounds right. I think society got really fucking extreme

and then it got like, cooled off. Yeah. They got more advanced. The jackass and the... The balls and... Popular. The airsoft community though, they're like... They're losers.

Yeah. They take it like so, so, so seriously and they have like, clicks that they roll in and... They think they're troops. I go down the... yes, they go down... I go down rabbit holes every now and then on that culture and it's... They put out some pretty sick video, like the video they put out where they have the hit marker, where you can see where they got hit. Yeah. It's pretty sick. And then they just go, it's hit! And he's like 10 miles away.

They have like full, like they'll take a week and take over, like they'll build like a war site and for like a week, like a hundred of them will, they make it like a like a National Guard weekend kind of thing yeah a little militia remember aerosol fatty oh yeah you had him in the office oh yeah now he's just now he's just fatty he's not he dropped off yeah now he just goes by fatty what's he up to what you did you do a video with him I did a video with him but and now he does Sam Hyde's fish bowl. Yeah. He was on that.

Fish tank. Fish bowl's ours. He's the big guy? Yeah, that's fatty. What was the famous thing he did? He would just do a lot of weed. He left that ice cream in the office. Yeah.

He did lightsaber support. It almost took down the company. Yeah, he would just get so high. Didn't his boy have to get thrown off the plane for being too high? Yeah, high Lord Aaron. Off of a weekend? That's Airsoft Fatty now? That's Fatty.

It looks like a rancid album cover. I guess he still is called Airsoft Fatty, but on the same high... I'll tell you what he's not. On the same high tree, he was just going by Fatty. How do you get kicked off of a plane for being too high? Preemptively. I think he was projectile vomiting. He saw a cake too big of a dose.

He's throwing up. We're not going to wait this out. I think there might be video of it. His manager, Josh. I just don't see how that could, like, they're like, your eyes are way too red. We're kicking you off the plane. I'll text his manager, Josh. Yeah, probably.

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already did that he pre-emptively did the flip out last year. True last calendar year. I think the more chae flip outs, the better. What do you see? Chai flips you guys have any sunscreen? We have

Of course you didn't somebody else's Danny should get some sunscreen too, I don't understand why. Yeah, actually, Dan, can we get that to Sass first? You really can't win on this show, can you? Does anyone have any sunscreen in my neck? Well, Danny's getting fried. Well, Danny should ask for sunscreen. Everything you say is the most extreme thing that's happened to a person. Oh, looney tunes over here.

A bunch of looney tunes. Thank you. We're doing a QB challenge tonight. 8pm Central Livestream. I'm going to get you. Just like spirals and stuff? Yeah, some spirals, some ducks. Fucking slinging it.

Will Compton is down bad right now. They got food poisoning. Will got food poisoning? He did not get food poisoning. He has a diagnosis. What did he get food poisoning? He was with us last night. It's infectious.

Does he have wings or something? He's sick. He's infectious? I mean, there's a chance, right? He's getting, but the thing is, only three of them got sick eating oysters and then the other guys that didn't go to dinner are not sick. So it's the oysters?

I mean, I would assume if the other guys aren't sick, they got IVs going. Yeah. It's not good folks, been surging water out of my ass all night, violently puking due to food poisoning. I'm in hell, not to mention today is our busiest day with interviews, meetings, and the Barstool Skills Challenge.

We're looking to get IVs going, all right. Yeah, I mean, that'll happen. We got the bussing boys in a bind right now because we're thinking about hiring all their guys from underneath them. Yeah. She can't. It's not a bad idea.

It started as a joke when we were on bussing. I was doing a joke with Sherm, who I think is talented. But then I, Dave saw the clip and he's like, oh, maybe we should. And now, I think Dave's joking as well, but who knows. No, the one guy walked by and he's like, oh, I see that wedding ring. We'll probably use some security.

He's so funny, cause they don't, they have to let them at least talk to us. Right. Well if it's best for the team for the boys. Yeah. I just want the boys to be happy. I'd sacrifice 10 percent. What uh what are what are the uh like what are the games tonight? What are the specific idea uh things that we all have to do? I just want to know what my part in the humiliation ritual is. Are you competing? I don't know, I guess. I didn't know if you were announcing. Nick, are you announcing?

Nick and Gruden are. Yeah. Brandon, are you announcing or are you competing? I'm competing. Oh, wow. Yeah. You were tired. Popped in the booth.

Yeah, I did, but apparently I felt for this one. Aren't you just getting shitfaced again? Yeah. Brandon, you re getting shitfaced again? Yeah. Brandon, you reeked this morning when you walked in. You had booze on the breath still. I did? Yeah. Coming through his pores.

No, that's no. You smelled like a goddamn brewery. False. I didn't know. False. You've really cut loose here. Malisek showed up. His eyes were so, I've never seen eyes so glazed over.

And I was thinking about the idea of being hungover, and then like 7 AM, you. you're with Gruden. Oh yeah, I walked out of my bedroom this morning and Gruden, I like go to get a cup of coffee in the kitchen and Gruden just is like 6,000 yards, 32 touchdowns, like just rattling off. He's like Hall of Famer or no? I was like, I don't think so. He's like agree okay it was Edelman okay wait so is you Dave and Gruden in

Malsec how is that it's fun I mean it what do you do before bed we just Dave and I were watching a basketball game we bet on Gruden there's a there's I think there's some contention going around, because Dave likes it like 65 degrees and Gruden said it was too cold last night, so that's gonna bubble over. Yeah, that'll come to screaming. So that'll be a screaming match.

I also, I walked out and Gruden, I was like, you want some coffee? And he's like, yeah, I just made a pot. And he had just stuffed, I think it was a cold brew bag in the top of the, I was like here let me. So the cold brew that was just watery like has semi warm coffee. I shot I was saying we were doing so with him this morning

and I was saying that last night I was reading the Patriots depth chart on the ESPN trying to memorize players in case he ran a quiz book Oh, yeah, cuz he does do that. Yeah How about people being like the Patriots if you saw the Patriots offense that Josh McDaniels is gonna install with Drake May It's looking scary Like that's a headline that's going out right now. That's just complete propaganda by the Patriots. I don't I think that's accurate I don't understand why you're acting like Drake May is not a good quarterback. I'm not acting like that better than Jalen hurts is now Preposterous to be talking about that right now to be like you have the installs that they're doing up in fucking

Why is that crazy to talk about because it's the Super Bowl weekend There's two teams actively playing there's two teams that no one wants to win the Super Bowl playing. Everyone's just thinking about their own team. Yeah but they still have to play the game. We still got to figure out who's the Super Bowl champion this year. That's what I mean but it's like who cares it's not going to impact my life. What if we didn't figure it out? What if yeah oh yeah let's just put it on pause.

Let's just fast forward to the installs that Josh McDaniels are gonna have. I think that's more exciting than watching the Pat watching the Chiefs run the clock down for 10 minutes in the fourth quarter. God damn it he might be right. I'm getting excited about the installs. This is the hell of a Super Bowl preview. But, Sash, you're going to the game. Yeah, I mean, I was kind of forced into it. No, no. They forced you to go to a Super Bowl? No, I'm going and I'm rooting for the Eagles. I've said that.

But against your will? Against my will. And you don't think they'll win? No, we watched pretty much the entire Super Bowl from two years ago, and now I think they will win. The one where they lost? Yeah. Why? Why do you think they'll win now? Eagles looked good. Forgot about that A.J. Brown touchdown in the first quarter.

Devontae Smith had that sick catch. Yeah, he got a little banged up though. He got banged up. Jalen Hurts fumbled though. That fumble was bad. The Hail Mary's not talked about nearly enough. What do you mean? He fries Jalen Hurts's Hail Mary. Didn't get anywhere close. 30 yards. It was like he was at like the 50 and he threw it to like the 40.

Like all the receivers were in the end zone and it just comes up 50 yards short. I still don't understand what happened though because he then in the first quarter, he threw like a 60-yard bomb to AJ Brown. I think he stepped on someone's foot or something when he was planting. So he's mostly like leg strength. Yeah, and he squats like 100,000 pounds. They don't miss a chance to say that.

Yeah. And that's why you want a quarterback that squats 600 pounds or one that can throw 30 yards. Let's not be confused. You're rooting for them. I am rooting for them. You need to stop acting like there's not footage of you trying to throw a ball and like.

I'm not in the NFL. Yeah, but. I'm not going to the Super Bowl. You try to punt a ball if it's over 10 yard, because you're like, I don't feel comfortable in throwing it that far. Yeah. So stop putting smud on his arm strength. I'm not tailing herds. He's putting mustard on his jacket. There's just no reason for this mustard. I'd love to see the

birds win. That's exactly like it. It sounds like you like football. I'd love to see a lot of other teams win. Sounds like you hate the Eagles. No I like the I don't love the Eagles but I like them a lot more than the Chiefs. Fair. A lot more. Because the Chiefs are a threat to the Patriots dynasty. Yes. Right, Fasoli? Oh yeah that's interesting the Boston people are cheering for Philly. Yeah. Which should never happen. Strange bedfellows for sure. There's a chance that you never see another Patriots Super Bowl. He's not. He doesn't realize that it's over. There's a chance the Eagles never see the Super Bowl. They're in this one!

There's a chance they're going to see another Super Bowl. It's happening Sunday. They'll see it with their eyes when Patrick Mahomes is hoisting it up in the air. Again, rooting for the Eagles. I'm rooting for the Eagles. This is the best Super Bowl preview we've the. The best people preview. I'm being honest. They're going out of your way to be hateful while being delusional

up to the level. The reason about the page where it is very funny because like you know like I watch every NFL game like it's my job. Dying with every second and sass just shows up super week is like you have like, yeah, patch from the home, just go run out the clock and hold the Super Bowl trophy.

Why'd you spend all this, why'd you spend four months trying to figure this out? That's the time. That's why I don't want the Chiefs to win. Is because then if the Chiefs win, then it feels like what was the point of the whole season. Yeah. But you were a Patriots fan.

Patriots installs. Yeah, but the Patriots, we knew the Patriots were gonna suck this year. No, but I'm saying the Patriots kind of see... Don't you feel like that was a wasted season? There was inevitability to those too, is what he's saying. Oh, but yeah, but I was on the other end of it. That was the team I like.

It doesn't compute. Yeah. I like your football analysis. It's good shit. Hey, at least I'm swinging. Yeah. You know? Yeah, football analysis. It's good shit. Hey, at least I'm swinging. Yeah. You know?

Yeah, just get up and take some chops. Yeah. Hell yeah. Let's get the hell out of it. But you definitely didn't shit yourself earlier? No, no. You sure? Yeah.

Tomorrow we have Oz coming. Oz. Oh, really? Yes, that's a treat. Oz is coming. Should I just be a huge dick to him? Yeah. I kind of want to say like, just do it to someone else.

Because I don't know if my brain can take it anymore. Someone should shut him down. No matter what, just say he wasn't right. No. We just got to check for the thumb marker. Is that what it is? Did you do Googling? Oh, is it the thumb marker?

Why is the number always in the bottom corner? Yeah, but he also always like, he'll show up and he'll be like, open up that Reese's and he'll have been there for like a week. Well, I saw him leaving this morning when I came in for ron.com. He was putting something in a Reese's or something. Okay, all right, that makes sense.

Yeah, we gotta get him to give us a Super Bowl score, right? Yeah, that would be sick. Yeah. He won't do it though. We should just be addicting. I watched a lot of his videos. Just shut up all of us. Yeah.

You know, play defense. Just not give him any reaction. Yeah, we should have him on just to talk. Just to not even be like, you don't want great. Like, just talk ball. Yeah. Just fucking... He just talks about running.

Yeah, right. He has the LA. Yeah, he runs a lot. That's boring. He just talks about running. He runs a lot. That's boring. He does a marathon every day, doesn't he? He might actually have magic powers. That sounds like he's battling demons and he's like, I gotta run a marathon. I think that's what he said in Central Park every morning or something.

It's probably so he can get his mind right, because if not he's probably just reading everyone's mind all day. Yeah, he has to get his mind off of other people's thoughts. Yeah. Like he's running and he's just hearing constantly. It's catching. No, he ran, he did like

the Hamptons to Manhattan run, which is like, I don't know, 175 miles, 100 miles. Doesn't he have a documentary about him where he doesn't do a single magic trick It's all really I think That's crazy the best at a couple things he keeps on blowing up he's everywhere. Yeah He won't quit. Yeah, we have the next up guy. Remember that kid from Camp Barstool

We figured out one of his tricks we did He was a prodigy. I think we figured out one of his tricks. We did. Thumb marker? It was a thumb marker. But it was still impressive, you know. It's impressive that you can do a trick. We should dip his thumbs in ink when he comes.

Cut off the thumb to see where your thumbs are. Yeah. Are there any armless mentalists? No, there's none. No. That'd be sick. It's almost more impressive that he has a trick that he knows how to do. Like if he could just read people's minds,

it's not that impressive. Right. He's just showing up. Right. You know what I mean? The fact that there's a trick to it makes it impressive. He had to work at his craft. He wasn't, it wasn't God given.

He was just born as a mentalist. If he can actually read minds, he's not very successful right now. No, he should be doing a lot of different things. Doing other stuff instead of like impressing us. Like short the stock the stock marketer. I mean there was a time where guy it was fine to kill guys like this Yeah, oh, yeah, like a guy would Fucking kill him so trap him and stone him. Yeah, there's still a lot of countries. He'd be killed in yeah So cutting off his thumbs really is not that no that's not a child's play

Just stone somebody? To stone somebody? You're talking like, uh, about four minutes. Yeah? We could stone somebody in four minutes. This group right here? Do we have a full pile of rocks? Oh, no, I think you need like a town.

A town would take about four minutes. I think you could do it pretty quickly. What is the act of stony? If we try to stone Fasoli right now, it takes four minutes. Stony is just, is just line him up and throw stones at him? I think it would it pretty quickly. What is the active stony? If we try the stone facility right now, it'll take us four minutes. Stone is just line them up and throw the stones at them? I think it's gonna take hours. No. I think it's one headshot to get them knocked out and then you just pile on the stones.

How big are the stones? Oh, whatever you saw. Is it whole-crop-all-size? Who's the saint that got stoned? Giles Corey? It was Giles Corey. Yeah. How long would it be able to...

That was one stone. What if we just had gravel? How long would it take? Gravel? We one stop. What if we just had gravel? Gravel? Death by gravel? I think you'd probably just get buried alive before you were killed on impact. I've seen videos of it. This sounds like a barsole after dark.

Do you stack them on top of the guy or you throw them at him? I think you gotta knock him down. You hit one in his head, you knock him down, then you just start to tie him on him. Anybody ever died from the first stab? Oh, he's tied up? Your scenario, Big Cat, he's like on the run, and you're like riding on horseback. We don't have to catch him, we already caught him.

You still would want to get him on the ground. The guy I saw, he was just standing in the semicircle, and they just started throwing stones at him. I know they were tied up. He wasn't in a pit, he was just on flat throwing stones at him. I thought that was a tie-up. Was he in a pit? Yeah. You know, he wasn't in a pit, he was just on flat ground. Why didn't he run? How did he obtain that video? It just came up, it's like that's the new Twitter algorithm.

Yeah. It just like came up like above and like. Yeah. And then you'd scroll and you saw a bear asshole. Yeah. And then it'll be another creature. Scroll some more and you see some North Korean soldier begging for his life as a Russian drone kills him.

Yeah, yes. Those are fun. It's like hashtag eerie. This Russian soldier gets stoned to death. Yeah. And it's just a video. And you're like, damn. Yeah, it's like creepy vids.

It's a fucking guy. They're doing the air show right now. What is going on? It must be us. Or they'll be like, what do you notice about this video? Yeah. Watch this again. What do you notice?

Yeah, yeah, what do you notice? And it's a dude with his legs blown off. Yeah. His lack of legs. Yeah, that's the first thing I see. With no legs. Look closer. Well, the what do you notice videos are just like,

yeah, Russian guy getting his legs blown off or like Biden stepping off a plane. Yeah. It's like, did you see his reptile-like legs? Take another look. Oh yeah, I guess I did you're right they always trippy because it's like is there always something to notice in those videos or do they sometimes put out what you notice on a video

where there's nothing to notice and then you spend more time I think that while they do that with every Beyonce video like what do you notice, yeah, I don't panic. Yeah, as a cult. They're sending us messages. I haven't gotten any of those messages. What? The satanic, like, messages that Hollywood sends us. Oh, yeah, and you invite those?

I think someone's getting them, right? Why would they send them? I don't know. I haven't gotten any. No sacrifices? You haven't had to do any ritualistic? No. I mean, I'm down to try.

Yeah. Brandon, you got a Texas Tech football shorts? Yeah. Yeah. Texas Tech sent me some Under Armour shorts, and they're the best shorts I've ever been sent, so I'll wear them every day. While you're stomping on the Mississippi State logo? I'm not stomping on it.

You literally just hit it with the toe of your shoe. TJ made me take them off because I was playing with them in the mic, so I took them off. You weren't wearing them. You were holding them in a ball in front of your microphone. Either way, I was playing with them so I had to put them down. So I didn't mean to step on the Mississippi State. I'm just wearing Texas Tech because they sent me the best shorts. Those are nice shorts.

Yeah, they're very comfortable shorts. I'd love a pair like that. Would you? I would. I'll get you some Texas Tech shorts. I'd love that. You told me you were going to get me a Mississippi State shirt five years ago. And I did. I did.

No, you didn't. Rowan? He did. I gave you a hat, right? Yes. And I gave him a shirt. You used to wear it. I don't know a shirt.

I mean, if you're getting credit for it, are we going to just not say how the Texas Tech shorts started? I don't remember how they started. Did you do it? He took them from my pile. Did I? Yes. You said Texas Tech sent you those.

You did. These ones they might have sent, but he took a pair from my pile and started wearing them every day, and the Texas Tech probably then sent you some more. You never gave me my Mississippi State shirt. The shirt that I had, I got from somewhere else. All right, well, I'll get you a new Mississippi State shirt. Sorry. Rowan, I got you a hat, right?

Yes. You never wear it. That was the best part of our costume for the case raise. Brandon came up to me right before he's like, I need you to save all that stuff for me. Yeah, I need to save it. I kept the shoes. Yeah. Well, you just got a Nike Blazers. You take care of all that? I need some. I kept the shoes. Yeah.

Well, you just got a Nike Blazers. You take care of all that? Yeah. Free Blazers for the boys? Yeah. I threw mine out because I stepped in the cake. I hate to break this to you. Mean Girls, at the top of the year,

they said they're ins and outs, and they said Nike Blazers are out. Oh, no. Did we find that clip, TJ? No. No. Mean Girls and Nike Blazers and Dunks are out. What do they say for Mean Girls? They said small dicks are in, right?

Small dicks are in. But I don't care if they were ever in or out. I just wanna wear what I wanna wear. I'm 45, I don't have to be in. So I'm good wearing out stuff, correct? It just seemed targeted at you. That's fine. I did get my first pair of dunks right around Christmas.

They said self-care is out. You got dunks? I'll self-care ever out. Nike Blazers and Finding Nemo are out. No, I don't know what they are. I just got my first pair of those On Clouds at that shoe store down the street. Yeah? Because I've been walking all around. I'm so excited to take them out for a spin today.

Well, they're out. This is the things that you get excited for. I'm so pumped. I'm going to walk so far. What are they? What shoes? On Clouds, or what are they called? Yeah. You've seen them a billion times. They're on. I kind of don't like them. I haven't seen them. I think they're cool. They're very comfortable. I'm gonna, yeah. They're comfy. I haven't tried Hokas. I don't think I can pull them off.

Ron, you being for real? I swear to God, they said that. It's their New Year's post. I think it's still pinned. I saw it because I was about to buy it. I was like, you know what? I'm going to get more. And I was looking at getting dunks. And then I saw them say that. And I got them wearing dunks. Blazers are fine. They also said mascara. Mascara's out. Nothing we do is in.

How can everything be out? The second somebody that works at Barstool does something, it's out. Are they on the cutting edge of what's in and out? Yeah, absolutely. That was a bad question. Are they still doing the show together? Yeah.

I don't know. Don't say that, bro. Of course they are. In's and out's of the year. Maybe they're on the end date. Watch the ball. Can you turn it up a little, TJ? Really like to learn about this.

By the way, Rat Race tonight, 7 p.m. Debuting, Clemmer is here. Rat Race tonight. I'll call on you, TJ. Makes you tune in. So we're going Barstool Live, Rat Race tonight. Makes you tune in. So we're going Barstool Live and the Rat Race into the? Into the QB's competition. Wow.

Pack night. What's the QB Vivo? What? The thing we've already talked about. Oh, you weren't here. No, he was here. Yeah, I thought he was. Oh, like the combine?

Yeah. Well, it's not a combine. I don't know what it, I actually don't know what it is. Did you get the email for it, Seth? Did you call the QB competition first? What? Did you get the email for it, Seth? Well, you did call the QB competition first. What? Did you get the email for it? No.

Okay. It had like the biggest form. Skills challenge. That's mandatory. What does that picture reveal? I don't know. What are you? What are you?

What? Am I? What? Huh? My homes? I mean, Dave looks like Dave. Will looks like Will. What the fuck do you look like?

I don't know. It looks like Malisek. It looks like they put you on Malisek's body fuck do you look like? It looks like Malisek. It looks like they put you on Malisek's body. That kind of hurts. They're like, yeah, let's put these guys on the poster, but let's not use the actual Dan. Let's enhance Dan. We want people to tune in. That's not you. Straight up, that's not you.

No, of course not me. I mean, it's my eyes. There's Hank. Wait, you have a tattoo on the chest. Yeah. Who made this? Well, show us your chest. You might have a tattoo there. How did Hank make the poster? Yeah, who else is on there?

Oh, PFT kicking. All right, that doesn't really look like. Okay. That looks like... All right. It's jarring. Yeah, that is. But they didn't do anything to Dave. They just made Dave look like Dave.

Looks like he's wearing earrings though. The Nike Blazers dunks are out and I think more... Wait, those are shoes. So what's in is like the shoes you have on, like the Sambas, like all that style of shoe. I agree. It killed me. Same. All that style of shoe. I agree kill it killed me same to not buy dunks but I trying the new things and

These are new balance. Yeah, okay. That's good. My out is I think self-care is out Self cares out. Yeah I know it's crazy. I know what's what degree like what are we talking about? I don't think like we're going home and doing like our face masks to like our wash us to I think we're done with that but like simple skincare Please wash your face and put on your skin care and protect your face Yes, my out and I feel like you really like this. I think made I want to hear Self-care except for oh the baby

care except for the baby even if I were to take my extensions I wouldn't go back to mascara mascara is out oh man got it so that was a baby flex right in Jordan's face just being like here's pad it. Yeah. It's an interesting coincidence. What if they roast it? Look at what Sass is wearing. Look at what shoes he's wearing. The Sambas. Oh, Sass, you watched. He bought them right afterwards. And his skin's looking not great. Like he hasn't touched the Gua Sha. Yeah. He hasn't washed it in a while. Fortunitous timing for her to self-care is out as she had a baby and then start a new chapter of her life. That's crazy. What a coincidence Randomly came to that There's nothing to do with that. Yeah, I'm still tapped in Do you listen? Of course have to

Well, I want to know what's in and out. I'd be something I should know You're always in the in and out only-N-Out only once a year? Yeah, that's top of the year. That was like their New Year's episode. Jordan just got a new apartment. Oh, hell yes. Looks sick. It's really nice. They talked about, have heard Fugman talked about like who should be changing the diapers or anything?

Yes. Oh, that's good debate. He had a good spin zone of why he doesn't, why he shouldn't have to, like he's like, well if I don't sleep the entire night, like then we're both tired. Mm. So, yeah.

Yes. Friend of the show. I've used that argument before. Yeah. We got it, someone's gotta be fresh. Don't ask him. Yeah, someone's gotta be fresh. Hey, what are your thoughts on that?

I feel immediate rage But you also understand She explained it like you gotta have someone be well rested. Yeah, someone has to be the Otherwise you're screwed Danny. What do you think man? Kate took the words right out of my mouth Danny you want to do the Mountain Dew ad sure I get a copy get a copy? I'm going to go grab a Mountain Dew refill. You're going to do a Mountain Dew refill? Those are so moist looking.

The condensation felt so good on the palm. It's quite warm today. Sass, grab me a zero. It's a hot one. You want a diet? Sure. Warm today. Diet Dew.

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I'm about to down this one right now. I can't wait. Waiting all show for it. Yes sir. Cheers. Cheers Danny. Cheers Danny. Oh hell yes Danny.

Oh my God. Sketch was out in the town last night. Oh yeah. Sketch was. Sketch, he came on, he's. Sketch? You know Sketch. Yeah yeah, special teams, special plays. Oh no way. Is he he came on, he's not gone. Sketch? You know Sketch.

Yeah, yeah, special teams, special plays. Oh, no way. Is he still as big as he was? I don't know. I don't either. Yeah, I think so. Okay. It was so dope how he just embraced his gayness.

He took, people were mean to him for it, and then a lot of people rallied around him. Yeah. They're like, gay is in. Yeah. Gay is in 2025. He played it perfectly too. Yeah he did. Dick right in the mouth. Mm-hmm. Oh.

No! No! No! What in the hell? No! Who said that? No! This is where Stoney, oh my God.

Nobody asked for this. It's the Solis. You're at work, dude. This time's right over me. Holy shit. You're doing it because you're hot or because you want the raise. Sole. That's not a good angle. No, it's a bad angle.

I'm sorry, dude, but you're at work. Your tits are so juicy right now. Juicy tits. They're so juicy. I just want to suck them. Get that left tit. Add it to the wheel. Who needs a camera so they can see that left?

Nursed from the soul. I want a handful of those. So we can see the left tit. Show the people that. Oh Jesus. I want a left tit. Oh my god. I think you need to be milked.

Yeah. Your level of confidence. Are you in pain? That was the worst thing I've ever seen. You need to be milked. You must be in pain. Add it to the wheel. We got a milk though.

Oh god. That's only why did you do that. That's an utter. He's Italian. Because you want the range or because you're hot? Hot. Chick's still dumping them out for beads in New Orleans, or is that like a bygone thing for me?

Oh, nice. No. I think it's more of a Mardi Gras thing, right? It's a Mardi Gras thing? I don't think chicks are flashing anymore. Ever since the E-Wheelers, girl. Oh, that rocked. There's nothing like a.

Chicks went out on top then. Yeah, it was that rocked. There's nothing like it on top then. Yeah, it was just like everybody was like that was it. Ever since the story pair of tits in the wild. Tits around nobody on Bourbon Street that I want to grab my tits right now. It's like a tough right when you were growing up though. That's how you thought New Orleans was. Oh yeah, just walk around. Oh yeah, chicks. Well, if you have beads, they have to show you their tits. Yeah, yeah, contract

incentive girls going wild culture, right? Yep, right. Did that guy go to jail you their tits. That's good, yeah. That was a sense of Girls Gone Wild culture. Right. Yep, right. Did that guy go to jail? I think so. Might have been a creep, as it turns out. A little bit. It might have been.

Is he in jail, or is he in Mexico? Oh, I don't know. He might have been. Do we know? Not a good guy. Jail or Mexico? Stop trying to coerce John to take his shirt off, Fasoli. All right.

You did this on your own man. Never when facility said we could tattoo whatever we want him and then he denied the first 10 things we suggest. Oh yeah. I don't know. We're trying to figure it out. It's quite something. His tits are supple but they're just so good tits. I won't lie.

I can't get my eyes off of honestly the perfect color area. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd like to just tickle them. Yeah, those are those rosy pinks. I don't know, it looks like a scar. Say it again, say it again.

It almost looks like your left has a bee sting on top of it. Oh, look at that. Don't do that either. Earthquake. I mean, how do we do a show with this? Yeah, this is so distracting. The fact that he tried to get away with it. Yeah, I know.

Is insulting. We're all literally facing him. We're going to semi-circle around him like we're going to stone him. Look at those things. distracting the fact that he tried to get away with yeah I know literally facing him for the semi circle around him like we're gonna film and other people like there's gonna be another angle we use Jake bass sent me the the the plan for tonight it's QB competition running back competition 40-yard dash wide receiver competition field goal competition final relay. Oh boy Oh boy, we have to do all that with you all that That just sounds or in stack like one person does one thing one person does another maybe I think I think everyone's yeah

I think you split up your team. Oh, yeah, not each individual doesn't have to do all of yeah And then the relay is obviously at the end. All right, there's none of that. Who's the fastest guy we've got? Who's doing it? KB, are you fast? It might be KB. I'm slow, I'm slow. Okay. I see only low base. I physically couldn't do the 40 yard dash. Fasting. So it sounds like everyone, I think it's teams of five, so everyone's gonna be doing something. Yeah. And none of that is a W for me.

That's just a fat play to L's. Ah, running back. Maybe running back gauntlet. Maybe running back gauntlet. I think running back gauntlet. Because I don't have to throw or catch, I just kind of run. You can throw.

Candy arm, brother. You could definitely throw and you could definitely receive. Receiving is easy. Pee. I'd have to receive, I think. definitely receive. Receiving is easy. To pee. I'd have to receive, I think. Receiving is easy. All right, you do it. Because of this competition.

You do it, then. It's probably the easiest thing they've got. To receive. To receive. Catch the ball. It's easier than running 40 yards. You do it. I'd rather catch the ball.

I'd rather just be catching balls. balls. I'd rather show how to. I feel like you don't just catch, you have to probably run and foul. Yes, it would be like the thing where you like run and catch one from either side or whatever. Yeah, and like, and then tightest throws it into his face. Yeah, throw it right at your fucking face. Maybe that's the drill.

Just turn around and I'll throw it at your fucking face. That'd be fun. You gotta catch. Am I in this or no? Yes, we can add you easily. No, no, no. No, you're easily added. No, no, no.

Why would you not be? Why would you not be? Let's find a way. Dave, Dan, PFT, Will Compton, Taylor Yuan, Hank, Max, Titus, Dana, Eddie, Stephen Shea, Rhone, MB, or KB, sorry, Mubi, Kelly. I thought I was in it, all right.

Brandon, it's Grimms tonight. Wow. I'm going to dinner. Me and Brandon are gonna go get a dinner. What's the oyster count at, Brandon? Brandon, show me that again. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Is Nick and Groot all in? 15, yeah, so it's teams of five. And maybe one more. So what am I doing? I think nothing. But I can't say. I don't think you're in it. I think this is you.

Now, let's talk this out for a second, because you're gonna get mad that you're not involved, but you also did retire. You told Hank you retired. Yeah, but I retired from the commentary. Oh, he is in it. Brandon's in it. I'm not on the list though.

You're a cheerleader. TJ, is my name on the mandatory list? All right. Sass is not in it. Got it. So I'm coming. I'm coming. All right. Love it.

Dave, dinner's off. I didn't cry about not coming. You would have. You put a bunch of fucking idiots and nobodies in that fucking thing. We're gonna water work. Both of them are fucking quitting. And I'm sitting there just right there every day. Whatever, whatever.

We don't have to go over. I don't know. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, Dave. I'm not gonna cry. Why would I cry?

I'm gonna be there. I'll see you tonight. Connor, you see Dave's shirt? It's Star Wars. It's pretty sick. Go give him a hug. She's gonna talk to him about it. He's sick.

Take a picture and send a company white email. Yeah. Check out Dave's shirt. Yeah. Y'all need to see this. I can't believe Fasoli went TARP back on when Dave came. Oh wait, yeah, Fasoli, why'd you put TARP back on? Yeah, why's your shirt on, Fasoli?

Interesting, interesting. Because Dave came. Oh, take it back off. Yeah, when he's not here, your shirt's off, he shows up and you put your shirt on. There you go. Now while he's eating, facility. All right, so there's also a $5,000 free to play pool

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Soly, why'd you get self-conscious around Dave? How did you do it so fast? I didn't see you. He slipped it off. You still want to have those nips out? It's hard to look, but you can't look away. No, it's provocative. It is, it really is.

It's like when you're a little kid and you see like a... Someone in a wheelchair? Someone with like a missing arm. You can't help but to stare. You just want to go and like touch it. You stare so arm. You can't help but to stare. You just want to rub the nub. Somebody go touch it. So do this thing where you go like this.

Oh yeah. Come on, do it. Cross body bag on. Oh yeah, wait, wait. Arms lower, arms lower. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That could get the job done there. That's it. That's the sweet spot. That could feel great. That feels good. That'll do.

We should do some walking bets videos. Become a star with that rack. He's taking no damage either. No. He just feels great right now. He's chaying out on us. Is she back by the way? She's kind of pregnant.

No. Yeah. She's pregnant. I lost. No. Yeah. She's pregnant. I still don't understand the Nadeau situation. Can someone please break down why. I was in there. I was in the room. I still don't know. I saw you in all the screenshots. It was funny. You were in there the whole time. What were they saying though? Just tell me what are they arguing about? Every time I got on, they were having side arguments about, like, other gamblers. With that she doesn't know ball? Is that the crux of it?

I never saw back and forth between. No, keep going. I was just giving a thumbs up. I don't know. Bottom line, I don't know. You have no idea what they were arguing about? You're talking about, like, prison sentences and... What?

You're talking to some other sentences and what he's talking to some other dude Stephen Come on Here give you give your mic to Rashad. He'll sit here. Yeah, even we'll sit here Kate. We got guys sit there All right, we got Rashad white from the Tampa Bay Bucks coming in. All right, Stephen get in there What's up Rashad Come on here. Good to meet you, man. We're live right now. So yeah, go ahead and sit right there. And here.

Oh, he's already mic'd up. Perfect. Oh, no, no, he needs a mic. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Will you give your mic to Stephen? All right, so we, do you know anything about Stephen Shea? All right.

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Pull it down a little bit in the front. I don't mind it, man. It's different. It is different. Wave check. This is going to be treacherous. This man. It's different. It's different. Wave check. This is going to be treacherous. This is my silence right here. This is going to be tough. Grab my hat.

Give us a wave check, Stephen. I don't even know what that is. I think his would be a tsunami. Very comfortable. Yes. All right, Stephen. All right, cool. What's up, Steve? Very comfortable. Yes. All right, Stephen. All right, cool.

What's up, C? Good to see you. How you doing? Just know that whatever he asks you, he doesn't count for the rest of us. Yeah, y'all work together? Yeah. Yeah. That's a nice setup.

I'm paid. Oh, you're happy belated, bro. Thank you, my man. Oh, yeah. So I think the last time we hung out, or actually not the last time, the first time we hung out, you caught a game-winning touchdown from Tom Brady that night. Yeah. What was more memorable, filming that commercial with me or catching the touchdown pass?

Do you remember the commercial? Yeah, yeah, for sure. It was fun. What happened in the commercial? I enjoyed it. I don't kind of remember exactly what we were talking about. I don't remember exactly what we were talking about, but, and what was going on, but I thought it was cool. I mean, we were just chilling, we were chopping it up, we were walking around.

Like I said, we were walking around TV 12, and we were doing our thing though, which was fun. Obviously, you know, TV 12, Tom Brady plays, but of course, Tom Brady. I mean, I got a game with a touchdown. I got to take that. I got a lot of love for Steven. Monday night game, I think. Yeah. Your rookie year. Walk off.

It was like three seconds. Walk off touchdown. Yeah. Very exciting play. I got a question for you, Rashad. Talk to the people about new OC, Josh Grisard, who oversaw third downs last year. Good question.

Great question. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. Great question. Yeah. So we call them Grizz around the building, Grizz.

That ring better, don't it? But yeah, man, Grizz, swaggy dude. Obviously been in Miami for some years. He comes over, yeah, he's take over as our passing game coordinator. Brilliant mind. Young, electric, good energy. So he come from a good tree, so you can't never

go wrong with that and you know Ty Bows were very good at hiring You know OCs lately, so he has no hopefully gris could stay around and me too. I'm on my fourth year, but me too Yeah, yeah, what uh? What was the group text like the offensive group text when Liam Cohen was announced as a Jaguar? Be honest with him though about I hate Liam Cohen was announced as the Jack Horris. Be honest with him though. I hate Liam Cohen now. Steven got his feelings hurt.

It was the most mad I've ever seen. He got his feelings hurt by Liam Cohen. I think everybody would have been happy for him if he got the job on Monday. But then on Wednesday. This is the feelings hurt part. I mean, but the feelings is hurt. It might be a valid reason though,

why the feelings is hurt. Like, so say if he. Good point, good point. Say, so he said he was coming back, right? Yup. But say if he would have said, instead of doing it, everybody felt like he did it sneakily, of course. That's why the feelings is hurt.

Everybody feel like, you know, he betrayed, didn't say nothing, didn't communicate. But say if he would have been like, I was supposed to come back, but you know, he explained why now he gonna go take the job before he go sneakily do it. You would have been cool with it though, right? Absolutely, absolutely.

Okay, so that's why the Phillips is here, which I respect. You feel Betrereau. You're a real diehard fan. It's a lot of good diehard fans in Tampa. You just got to catch them because it's kind of like a... People move to Tampa a lot. It's a good city to move to. How do we feel about it? It's life business. You know, I mean do we want to play the Jags yeah, but they on the

schedule so. Preseason. He's like it's going to be on in the preseason. Oh yeah, then it's going to be. on the on. Vindication. Yeah, shit. I got a lot of guff about the final play of the regular season.

Mike Evans catching the 7-8 yard pass when he was down 5 yards away from his 11th straight season, 1000 yards or more. Bucky scores the touchdown right before. Yeah. We were hoping he would get that final catch on that drive. What was the mood like with the offense because we know the

defense was trying to get the ball back. Yeah, we guys trying to go out and kneel it down or try to go run that play. What was the mood on the sidelines? No, no, you go get them. It's thousand yards. You run that play. No matter what he did that thousand yards, you know, we you were playing football, man. You can't think about oh, he could have got hit wrong or got hurt or something something I know that's probably why people be tripping but I think at the end of the day yeah you go

get him in size of yards so we was happy we wanted him call the pass give him a ball and uh you know that's what Lem did he got him a ball got him in style of yards man so we gotta be grateful for something that was yeah no he was great this year he's great this year absolutely I have a question you think Saquon Barkley is good? Saquon Barkley, is he good? Obviously, look what he's doing, he's great. Why just cause like Steven before the season was saying that Saquon Barkley actually sucks.

And so I was starting to hear that. That's absolutely paraphrasing, paraphrasing, paraphrasing. I mean, I mean, like, you know, it's tough. He probably was just talking, maybe emotions, you know? He wasn't thinking logically. Maybe he was reacting to emotions. Yeah, it was emotional. You could tell it was emotional. You know't thinking logically. Maybe he was reacting emotionally.

Let me ask you a different way, Rashad. As a running back, are there milestones that you're trying to hit before the season? Like say, this season I want to get 1,005 yards. I kind of would say that. I kind of would say that. 1,005 specifically? Or is just like 1,000 better? Yeah, I don't think. probably just put it like I'm gonna get a thousand I'm trying to get this, I'm trying to get that but sometimes you don't even do that and

I think you kind of have the best seasons when you don't you know kind of like I know a lot of people like set goals Or set this but when you just kind of be where your feet are Just be like I'm gonna just be passionate enjoy love what I love doing I don't need to set no goals because this is what I love to do. I'm gonna perform. I'm going to just be passionate, enjoy, love what I do, what I love doing. I don't need to set no goals because this is what I love to do. I'm going to perform, I'm going to be me. I think that sometimes guys have the best year. So I'm not saying, I don't know if Saquon set goals or how many guys. I know Mike.

Mike never have a goal of I'm going to get a thousand. He just, it's just what it is. He never set that goal. You know what I'm saying? It just happens. So I know a lot of guys, I'm pretty sure, no disrespect. I'm pretty sure Baker didn't say I'm going to go get 4, goal. You know what I'm saying? It just happens. So I know a lot of guys, I'm pretty sure, no disrespect. Like I'm pretty sure Baker didn't say, I'm gonna go get 4,500. Like, you know what I'm saying? They just got there. It's just like, I'm gonna go do my thing. So I say that's the biggest thing.

Are you rooting for the Chiefs as a Kansas City guy? Yeah, in the hometown team. I can't go against them. You know, I'm not like, gonna be, oh, like, you know, doing all that extra, but it'll be lovely. I'd be happy for the city if they could for sure win a three-peat. Does Baker still dance? I feel like that used to be his calling card. Did he give that up? No, Baker, if he needed to dance, he could still dance.

I scored my second year last year, not the year before this year. He was in the end zone doing the little California dance with me. So yeah, he still got swag if he needed to be. He don't do the Dougie no more. A lot of people take that out of proportion, but he don't do that no more. Dougie, yeah, he had a bunch of, and it makes me sad that I see him dancing less because he's so good at it. There's so few of us whites that really can put it down like that.

And I feel like that's- You can put it down like that? No, I'm saying there's few of us. He was our standard bearer, basically. He held like standard bearer basically we got five guys in the league they can put it down Mac Jones can dance well he does a great gritty what about Joe bur great gritty? What about Joe Burrow? He gritty, don't he? Joe Burrow could do it. I'm not buying Mac Jones. Who else though? There has to be a couple others.

When Bo Scatterbo when he comes in, he'll be able to dance. For sure. Big Scat. So you're an Eagles fan. I see what they have and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like you've always been an Eagles fan? Yeah, I'm from there so I believe.

That looks pretty good. Okay, so how does the fight song go? It's like, you know, you're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight.

You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. You're in the middle of the fight. I see what they have. Yeah, yeah. Like you always been an Eagles fan? Yeah, I'm from there, so I believe. Oh, sass. That looked pretty good. Okay, so how does the fight song go? I never kind of really got it. It goes, fly, Eagles, fly, on the road to victory. You an Eagles fan too? No, I just know the song. Is this a test?

No, no, I just wanted to know, you know. Look at, it's another Eagles fan in here. It's my uncle, man. He's dear to me. So, you know, I just, look, he happy. He happy. But we're welcome. You can probably say you're a welcoming fan base.

No, you're welcome. You're welcome to come with us. No. He's welcome to root with us this week. He doesn't have to go to Kansas City. Kansas City doesn't want you to win. The Eagles want you to win. Yeah, I mean, for sure. I mean, the Eagles doesn't want you to win. Yeah, I mean for sure.

I mean the Eagles don't want me to win either. I play him every year I have. We have so you've had their number for a bunch of years. We're happy we didn't have to see you man. Rashad, what do you? What do you think about facilities tits? I mean he getting a tan man. Areola is he from somewhere hot?

Warm place like where do you live? Italian, are areolas. Is he from somewhere hot? Warm place? Like where do you live at? He's Italian. He's Italian. So where do you live now? He's from Tunisia. Chicago. Chicago.

Oh yeah, so I respect him, man. It's cold out there. You come out here, man. Yeah, let the body show, man. Jelly roll, man. I'm passing out dubs. I mean, I ain't trying to be... Oh my God.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's hat-demning. He putting on for Mountain Dew, though. He putting on for Mountain Dew. Got the hat, yeah. Yeah. Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, Stephen, what other questions you got? This is an awesome setup. You know I watch tape. You are one of my favorite guys to watch guys because because my favorite thing to watch on tape is pass blocking running backs you're a great great pass blocking one of the best highlights of the season fourth and 12 maybe you caught the pass from Baker against the 49ers yeah in your mind when you see a big guy coming through maybe like a big cat size. Like a solely.

He could, if it gets through on a jailbreak. What's going through your mind if you see a big guy coming through the eight gap? Just doing my job, man. I got to stick my nose in it, man. That's my job. So I just do what I'm asked and required to do. I take pride in everything I do, like you said, man.

I try to be able to run the ball well. I try to be able to catch the ball. I try to, you know, well, I try to not have no weakness to my game. So, you know, if it's up to me, like you said, I believe I'm the best pass blocker running back in the league. I second that. Yeah. And, you know, it's just all about doing your job. I got to keep Baker up, right? That's part of my job. And, you know, and where running back's being devalued to it, that's why I really don't like it because you like, people would That's part of my job. And you know, with running back's been devalued too, that's why I really don't like it, because people would say running back the easiest job,

but it's kind of really not. I think it's the most dependent job. Like you depend on so many other people to do their job. But as well as when you're doing your job, like you have to do so many other different things and go through so many other different avenues and make things happen for yourself, not only for yourself, but for like other guys around you. You know what I'm saying? So I think you require to do a lot of running back. But yeah, man, I just

say that's what I do, man. I just stick my nose in. You don't really think about nothing. When you get out there and play, you got to, my, my godpops always told me you got to just, if you thinking on Sunday, you thinking during the play, you too, you too late. I got to tell that to mine. Yeah, you too late. If you see a pair of double Ds coming through the A-gap, how do you attack that as a pass blocking back? A pair of double Ds? That's a great question. You take them out and then you...

I'd honk them. I'd honk them. Yeah, you gotta honk them. No, no. You take them out and then you... I'm gonna latch. You probably just hit him, if it's a man you hit him, you know, you hit him harder.

If it's a woman, you know, yeah, like I said, you go light, you go easy on him, you be gentle. He's a chick. Alright, here's a question that Stephen Che wrote down. Do you like any Bucs fans more than a friend? That's not funny. I know it is, it's on mine. Yeah, it's right here. Do I like any Bucks fans more than a friend?

Super fans that you're like, oh man. Yeah. I mean, more than a friend though. What friends are we talking about? You need to be best friends. Couple. Do I like a Bucks fan more than my best friend or my close brother best friends. Couple. Like, do I like a Bucks fan more than like my best friend or my close brother?

No. Okay. I got a lot of love though for a lot of fans. Like Steven, like he said, he watched the film, he did the research. So like if you really know what you're doing, that's what I really respect. Does he know what he's doing? Yeah, don't just go out there. I don't think he'd just be talking besides a Saquon comment.

That was crazy. Like I said, we'd give him some slack. It was probably emotional. But as long as you really know what you're talking about, you really see the game for what it is. What if you signed, eventually in the future you signed for a different team and free agency, and Steven says, you're a piece of shit and I hate you. Yeah, I mean. And you handled all that and everything.

Yeah. Would you understand then? No, I mean, I really wouldn't understand because I would respect, like, Steven, like I said, take them emotions out of it, and kind of understand the business side. But long as I communicated, I think Steven should understand that. Like, oh, he communicated,

he has to do what's best for him, his family, you know, he gotta feed his people, he do what's best for him, his family, do what's best for him to be in the right position. So I think he should be, yeah, you know. But sometimes emotions do take over, it takes a couple of days, you know. As my uncle, he'll tell you about it.

I be emotional sometimes too. Who's the toughest guy in the locker room? Because Steven last week had a fake heart attack. The toughest guy? Yeah. Man, what, I mean. Gotta be you. I mean, yeah, I'm super tough

if we talking about getting down. I'm gonna be the first guy to get down. I talk the most trash out there, but we talking about getting down. I'm gonna be the first guy to get down I talked the most trash out there, but We talked about like just doing different type of things. I mean yo guy Baker I mean he has but guys with helmets on dog. Yeah, he just do different stuff So like yeah, you know, I'm not never had but nobody with a helmet on, you know, Stevens dog. He'd fake heart attack Yeah, yeah survived survived a heart attack

Survived survived a heart attack. Yeah No, it's heart attack rollerblading on set man. Yeah dog. Yeah Stylist right here. Yeah, if you guys have a laugh about the Duval thing do vol was that funny to you? Now when people send that to me, I mean like, you know, just knowing coach Cohen man, just know a little man You know, that's just who he is because that was the first introduction that a lot of people had to him. A lot of people had never heard him say a word. Like obviously if you're a Tampa guy, if you're a film community guy, you've heard him, you know what he's all about. UMass fans.

If you're a UMass fan, you know what he's all about. But for most of us, we never heard him say a word before. And so it's like, will he be able to shake that kind of goofy label that he's getting from that? I mean, yeah. I mean, he's an X's and O's guy. I mean, we don't like, you know, none of us wish bad on him. Man, we all think X's and O's, man, he gonna do a great job of things with, and he gotta

handle his business, how he gonna handle it. So I think he'd be able to shake that. Obviously, he's kind of gonna kind of still be himself. So it's gonna be some more clips that come out of something you probably ain't going to like. But at the end of the day, as long as you know your X's and O's and you put your players in the right position and you win it, you know all that go out the window.

You play Call of Duty? Yeah, I'll be on the, I'll be, yeah. Black Ops 6? Yeah, I PC, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You play ranked? For me?

Yeah, I get down. Yeah? What's your rank? No, not like that, though. I don't get down He's recruiting people I'm platinum too. Oh, yeah. Nah, we ain't there yet. He's about to have a tournament, but we got to get you in Oh, yeah, give me a let me know man. Somebody, you know, give my number get my information before I play for sure Yeah, you can check could be on a team together. Yeah for sure Say something to consider.

Yeah. Any last questions, Stephen? This is a thing that you kind of coined a while ago. Coordinator face. Oh, yeah. Well, no, I didn't coin that. But yeah. You didn't coin that?

No, I think Priscilla might have. OK. Liam Cohen, does he have a coordinator face, which is a face that's meant for basically offensive and defensive coordinators. Yeah. I mean like, I mean because you know we in the locker room we look at things differently than y'all like I be seeing that like some fans or just some people say man yeah this coordinator took to them that he got an ugly face so he gonna call great plays or man he's a handsome guy we

don't know about him like you know so for us I'm trying to put myself in y'all shoes now though do I see he having he has a coordinator face I don't know just different I think he does yeah more handsome they just there's just a look to him we're like if sometimes big guys can be head coaches like like Ben McAdoo the Giants that was the coordinator didn't work there's just a look to them. Or like if sometimes big guys can be head coaches like. Like Ben McAdoo, the giant, that was the coordinator face. Yeah, it didn't work. There's a kind of a panic in their eyes. So I'm saying, are you saying just because like, or you just throwing it in there,

are you saying just because like his face, that's why it didn't work? I never said we didn't call him as the coordinator face. Steven is saying that because his feelings got hurt. Oh. I mean, he's got a weak chin, but that's fine. Yeah, see, his feelings are hurt. No, he's great. He reinvented the run game at Tampa, so I'm happy for him. Yeah, for sure. I'm happy he's got a weak chin, but that's fine. Yeah, see, his feelings are hurt. No, he was great.

He reinvented the run game at Tampa, so I'm happy for him. Yeah, for sure. I'm happy he was there for sure. They skinned it up very well. And, you know, we still got our run game coordinator. We still got guys there, so it should be good. Yeah. This game's going nowhere.

None of our coaches. Do you, uh, Devontae Smith, do you think he's a good receiver? Yeah, I think Devontae Smith, nice. I actually think he don't get enough credit. I was just talking to someone about this. Stephen's draft analysis was that Devontae Smith can't play in the NFL because he's too skinny. First line of the tweet, he's going to be an awesome pro. Yeah, yeah.

I said I didn't think he should be a top 10 pick. Sometimes people just say, it's okay to be wrong though. Yeah. It's okay to be wrong. Steven cried when the Bucks drafted Devin White. Oh my God. I didn't cry. I was not happy.

Yeah, you did. You were like, Devin was a beast. Devin was a beast. Devin still is a beast if you get his mind right, but that was a beast. Yeah 45 for sure won the Super Bowl help great play. I'm great great Yeah, some good years to like he probably was not great as you want them to but you know how years 100 tackles plus I mean sure. Yeah great player bless us with a prediction with the final score. I like that Bless you with a prediction with the final score. I like that. Bless you with a prediction of the final score. Something tell me it's gonna be...

Give me like... 31-27. Perfect. Perfect. Don't even say the winner. It's way more interesting. I love that. Say the winner, just say the school. That's all good. That's good. We'll figure it out. Yeah. If you guys win, what do you got? You got Saquon win MVP though, right? Of course. I think he's good for like maybe three touchdowns. Three touchdowns? I think three touchdowns is realistic.

What's the yards? Maybe like touchdowns. Three touchdowns? I think three touchdowns is realistic. What's the yards? Maybe like, buck sixty. Buck sixty-three touchdowns. Gash is that. It's a pretty good game. It's a really good game. You believe? It'd be a hell of a game.

Yeah. I believe so. I love that. If 163 touchdowns, if they give up that, they definitely lose it. Right. Exactly. I think the Eagles win. I think they're on the 31 side of that.

They definitely lose it if they get that up Yeah for sure Unless my homes gets the ball with I mean yeah, I mean yeah, they keep it close my homes got the ball. Yes Everybody wants to turn TV off Don't let him touch it in the fourth Find a way to not have'd be good though, man. You guys got a nice setup here though, man. Thank you.

I appreciate y'all having me out, man. No problem, bro. Anytime, man. This is making Stephen Shade's day. Anytime. For sure, man. I've been delayed it again, brother. I appreciate y'all.

I gotta shake everybody's hands. Awesome player, Rashad White. Thanks, man. Appreciate it so much. Thank you, bro. We're brought to you by Reese's. Yeah, come on, man. Reese's peanut butter cups are the perfect combo of chocolate and peanut butter.

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Go, Steven. Go. Sean White's a cool guy. Very. Wish he had, bro. Go, Steven. Go. Shob whites. Cool guy. Very wish he had shit on Steven a little more. No, he Steve can't. He doesn't take losses. I can't believe he's going to be in the cod tourney though. I know it's Brandon. Come on back.

It's such a big gap for us. Are you in it? No, I'm doing announcing for it. Very nice. I'm doing an announcing for it. Very nice. I'm doing an announcing for it. For what? I'll retweet it. For the Cod, Torney.

Oh. He asked me to be an announcer. I think Sass is actually actively revoking my invitation. No, I said we haven't come to... Well, you asked me to do it already and I said yes right away and now you're saying that we haven't come to a conclusion. Are you two sitting together Sunday? No. I don't think so.

I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay. See you, Ron. It doesn't seem like it, no. It really doesn't seem like it. No, it's Max and Ron and Jack McCarthy and a Die Hard Eagles fan, I think, from DraftKings. Oh, nice. Or Game Time.

Yeah. Very nice. And then, uh. Oh my God, that sounds miserable. That sounds like a bunch of lunatics in one, are they in a box? No. No? I'm going as far away from them as possible.

You just gonna. You all right, Brandon? Enjoy it alone. Enjoy it alone. You gonna mingle with people next to you? Probably, yeah. Yeah. Cut it up.

See if any of them wanna be in the tournament. Talk about Patriots installs? Yeah. You guys like what you're seeing out there. Get ready for next year. Read this article I'm gonna send you. You're gonna fucking love this shit. Danny's just getting cooked.

Yeah. Danny, are you okay? Yeah, I'll be fine. Grave is a bad choice. Yeah. You wanna go shirtless? Tarps cooked. Yeah. Great was a bad choice. You wanna go shirtless? No. I won't be able to handle this. I don't know if this part of my body... Alright. What else we got? Are ya? Yeah. She told me when we went off, she said I did too much last night. What was your adventure?

What'd you do? Well, I first took the trolley out to Tulane, you know? Of course. Sober, had a nice dinner with my cousin, toured around. And then at the dozen, I had one beer. And afterwards I was like, I think I want an ice cream cone. And then I couldn't find one,

so I was like, well, I know that Irish booze coffee place down this alley. I was like, I'll just do that as my sweet treat. So I went there and I found two Yakkers along the way and their favorite bar had shut down. So I was like, come with me. And then we ran into Pat from sales and he was like, you gotta do some shots with me. And then, let's get a floater on top

of the Irish coffee thing. And then next thing you know, you're grinding on a homeless man. Oh yeah? Yeah. I'm pretty sure you walked past so many ice cream shops to get to that Irish coffee place. Probably. I was like out in the middle of Bourbon Street giving college kids life advice.

I smoked a cigarette. And then I got back to my room and I was just trying to do a TikTok till like three in the morning. What was the TikTok? Have you seen that? It's like, big bird, big men jennedy, no, don't know, no, no, okay, all right, that's sick. I'd like to see it now. I didn't even post it. I couldn't figure out the routine. I couldn't, so then I, yeah, I'm hurting. Yeah, send it out now.

That sounds... No, I'm not gonna do that. But yeah, people just were sending me pictures of myself this morning. What? Like out on Bourbon Street and that's how fucked up I was. She literally showed me a picture of her like in the middle of college kids around her listening to her. Yeah, I was really good. I was like telling them to believe in your dreams and like it's what you do on the outside of you, you You know you grind but it's what you do in your hobbies. You pursue. I don't know. I don't know No, they didn't want that Have you ever flashed yeah

There's actually I up We lived in the rugby house and one of the girls got married, one of the grad students on the team, and so we had the bachelorette party there and we had two male strippers come in. We lived across the street from the prison and so they were dressed like escaped prisoners and they came in, they're like, everybody get down, and then they started stripping. And they had a Polaroid camera and at the end we were all here, they're like, come on, we showed you, you showed, and it worked. We were like, well.

So somewhere out there this guy named like Steel has a photo of my. What if they actually were context? Pre-baby tits. Pre-Navy tits? Pre-baby tits. Oh, turn blue. No, but they're out there. At this point they could put them up in Times Square and I wouldn't.

Oh, he definitely saved that picture. He probably has like a shoe box. I know. Yeah, it's pretty gross. The woman's rugby house has buried in the backyard somewhere. It was disgusting. Yeah, because the guys would break in and poop on all our stuff. And poop on your stuff. They pooped in upper deck our toilets, they would poop in our washer and dryer. They would say, break in and poop on your stuff? They poop, they would upper deck our toilets, they would poop in our washer and dryer, they would piss out our pilot lights. So many could kill you.

Yeah, we would light fires in the living room and play four square in the wintertime to keep warm, it was terrible. What? Oh my god. Yeah. Lot of lesbians? There has to be so many, oh my god. So many lesbians.

But some aren't, some people are tiny boomalates. Not hot lesbians. Don't feel that way, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's a good time. What a rush. That must be breaking into someone's house and just shitting in their locker room.

Well, you have to have such a, you must have your asshole like a faucet that you can turn on and turn off. Because I've seen people try to shit where they haven't been able to, like in a public shitting situation. So to be able to just like turn it on is I think a looseness and a comfortability that not many people have.

Yeah. Getting caught failing would be bad. A skill really. You don't start at washing machine, right? You gotta like work your way up to it. Yeah, that's like, that's like you've had a couple successful like doorsteps. Yes Yeah, thanks. They stole our fridge and freezer doors. They just took them ran off in the night. We had nothing in your life Someone still are fucking

Yeah, they definitely did. Did you do stuff to them? I released, I went to the pet store, I bought like a thousand crickets and then I released them in their house. Oh yeah, okay. But I don't think they noticed. We did that, is that a Philly thing? We did that to a shore house, yeah, a thousand crickets and unleashed them in someone's shore house and like for months they would just find them in drawers. The other thing was to feel like you because we had like pet goldfish and stuff in the dorms but they would always die and so you'd freeze a little puck a little fish puck and you'd slide it under people's doors like way under their beds and stuff so the fish would rot. Oh my god. They wouldn't know where it was.

Jesus Christ. I'm sure the women's rugby house already smelled like that. Yeah, yeah. Sure did. That might be a Philly thing, too. What? What? Smelly pussy. Recon pussy. We had a poopy bandit. At my high school, we had a poopy bandit. Just a kid who had just graduated, he would come back and shit in the stairway.

You just would come in at 7.30 in the morning, there would be a poop on the stairs. How'd they find him out? They caught him one time on the security camera, like taking a dump at the center court of the basketball court, and there was like a high-speed chase through the hallways. Like he like was running through the hallways, burst into a classroom, and like first the security guard. But he wasn't a student there anymore.

No, he had graduated. It was just love of the game. Just love of the game coming back to high school, there's shit everywhere. So someone had to, some poor janitor had to clean it up. I've never been a shit prankster. No, me either. That's in high school, we had somebody

who would poop on people's windshields. Jesus. I know. What the fuck? Maybe it is a Philly thing, I don't know. It's gotta be a Philly thing, I think. Yeah. I think you, Philly, like,

you guys are just saying bad things. Yeah, it's a Philly thing. It's a Philly thing. It's a Philly thing. Probably, well, do you have a story of somebody trying to poop? I mean, I could probably think of one, yeah. Let's hear it.

One time we were going to do the, this might be a Massachusetts thing, but one time when I was younger, we tried to do the poop in the bag and light it on fire on someone's doorstep. Billy Madison? Yeah, and then my friend's mom, he shit in the bag, and then he put it outside, and then we forgot. And then his friend's mom we he shit in the bag and then he put it outside Then we forgot and then his friend's mom found the shit in the bag and screamed at us. That's Massachusetts That might be a mass

Yeah, I mean pooped out we were big poop dollars funny poop dollars funny Poop doll is great. Yeah, I thought you did though dog poop poop. You do it with dog poop. Oh no, we did it with man poop. Oh shit. Wait, what is this? It's just putting poop in a dollar and then leaving it on the sidewalk and watching someone pick it up. It's pretty much it.

That's from, what's that from? I don't know. That's from a movie too, isn't it? Jackass? They did it in Workaholics too. Oh, that's what it was. Holla holla poop dolla. Yeah.

We got a really bad wheel today. Yeah. Should we spin it? Let's what it was. Holla holla poop dolla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a really bad wheel today. Yeah. Should we spin it? Let's see, yeah. This is gonna be bad. I feel like it's gonna be bad. Well, if it doesn't land on crawfish nipple pierce this week or nipple pinch, are we still just gonna do it?

No, I think we should just, if it doesn't land on it, we'll just do it to fasole on Friday. Yeah, you're gonna get two nipples and a new crawfish. I have a guy bringing crawfish tomorrow. I'm gonna have to get a full lobster. Full disclosure, live ones. Oh man. I would rather put it get two nipples at new crawfish. I have a guy bringing crawfish tomorrow. You'll have to get a full lobster. Full disclosure, live ones. Oh man.

I would rather put it on my nipple than eat it. And I don't even know what lava is. That's a lava cup, right? That's this. No. Oh boy. Well, I guess, what is that? Sass, welcome back. All right, so we're doing that tomorrow.

I'm part time. You're bringing it tomorrow? Yeah, he's coming tomorrow. All right, so let's figure out who's gonna get it tomorrow. This sucks. Fuck. So, Shad White's on the wheel. For Soli, yes, right? So he's on the wheel. Yeah, he's gotta be Dave Dave was on for a little He was

Who do you think would be more likely to do it if they were selected Dave or Rashad white shop? I saw like yeah, he's a he he gets dirty. He blocks. He'll block the a gap on a blitz He gets dirty, he blocks. He'll block the A-gap on a blitz. On a double D titties coming at him on a jailbreak. On a jailbreak. Double D titties. That was nasty that Steven was like, yeah, I guess he could make it through if there's like a jailbreak.

What a jab. It was so mean for no reason. He's like, I guess if it's like a screen and they're blocking upfield, maybe. It gets to there's no offensive linemen on the field. Yeah, yeah. Maybe they like forget or something. It was like a seven Mississippi count.

I want that to be Steve's signature question every time he talks to an NFL player. What would you do if you saw two double Ds coming at you on a jail break? A chick with fat tits. How are you fucking that? Every NFL guy he talks to, he asks him. Oh, this is going to suck. I don't think crawfish, I don't think it's gonna hurt that much. Okay.

I think it's gonna hurt them. Can I get, like, what do crawfish pinchers look like? They're pretty small. They're pretty small. The guy said it'll hurt, but it won't, like, break your skin. It shouldn't. Okay. Crawfish are really small.

I have thin nipples. Like this big. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. What is that, eight inches? You ever see a crawfish, Brandon? Yeah. A lot of them. Hmm, yeah, I don't was that eight inches

You ever see a crawfish Brandon Not when you're eating them like just in the water all the time yeah, we're at in the mud they love mud I don't know what's it. What's a state? I just go fishing for them Oh in Mississippi Yeah You would like get down with a bucket and just scoop and then go through the mud see if you had something But they don't have them up Chicago way, right? No, I haven't seen them, but they're great fish bait. They might have them.

I'm surprised you caught them. They're crawdads? Yeah, crawdads. I used to get, I was fishing over the summer in Pennsylvania, central Pennsylvania. This might be just a filly thing, but I was wading through the water and every time I would scap like 15 crawfish would just like fly out. They're fun to watch swim. They just like drift.

It's like they put zero effort into swimming, but they fly around. Yeah. That might be a Philly thing, I don't know. Somebody got like a crawfish po' boy next to me at the bar and I almost like threw up on my shoes. Crawfish you would get in the po' boys, like the tails, it's delicious.

It's kind of like if there was like cockroaches that had like, if like you ate it's aquatic Why shrimp or sea bugs? Now yeah, they are Called nymphs aquatic insects Fuck are you talking? bury him Kids crushing in the control room. Let's find lot of laughs from the control room on that one.

It's a good feeling. I just love seeing you dunk on him. Is this elimination? Or is it one- Elimination. I'm definitely getting this. Does anyone have nipples they're embarrassed of? Yeah, mine are large.

Danny! That's fair. That's fair. Maybe just do it for the love of the game though, Danny. Yeah, maybe next time we're down here. That shade. Got him on Brandon's side now. Some clouds wouldn't be the worst thing. Walker's never wrong.

Brandon was right the whole time. Happens a lot. Just have to come around on the take. Oh, okay. Stop. Fire? Walkers never wrong was right the whole time. I just have to come around on the take. Oh Okay, stop bar nope Big KB Wow gonna say I would love to see those cans Would have loved to see those bleed or Really things

It's like when you're on a boogie board too long at the beach your nipples get you ever yeah Painful I wouldn't know damn. Okay, that's good I would have done it. What if the crawfish just refused? Let's go, oh boy, I'm getting worried. The crawfish. Cut the fucking, you guys have no respect. Crawfish just waves us. There it is. There we go. You gotta go tight.

There we go. Sean White should just be Stephen twice. Yeah, both nipples. All right, Tej. Yeah, both nipples. All right, Teej. Come on. Oh no. Are we nervous? Yeah, I was gonna say, is it nervous time? I don't know.

It almost has to be, right? This seems like a thing that happens to me. No. Oh, come on. Oh, that poor crawfish. It would've, yeah, it's like when a bee stings, it just dies immediately after. Big four. Yep.

There we go. There you go. Never want, never sweat it. Never doubt. Nick, do you get into the final two every... Nope. I wanted something bad. It's gonna be me.

Stop. It's going to be me. Stop. So Rashad White is both nipples for Che? Yeah, it's fair. Yeah. Well, we at least have to reach out to him. We have to at least give him a shout out. If he wants to come back. Birthday week, we're still celebrating.

What if he already has a crawfish on his nipple? Oh, this old thing? Does right now count? He just like pans the face down that. Oh no, TJ. One nothing with Shad White. What's a sweep? Dick.

All right, no sweep. 1-1. No dick. Steven's got a DM, Rashad White. Yeah. You have to DM. Don't worry about it. 2-1 Rashad White. Let's go, Shad. You have to DM. Don't worry about it. 2-1 Rashad White. Scoshod.

Sass has had some nasty things. About Rashad? Uh-oh. Oh, no. It might be Rashad. Sass has always been a Bucky Irving guy. TJ. Oh, no. TJ. All no, TJ.

Alright, TJ's getting his nipple pinched tomorrow by a crawfish. I'm gonna probably end up doing it too. I want to. I think we're all gonna end up doing it. It seems to be what happens. I'm definitely not gonna do it. Yeah, me either. By the way, for anyone who had Deutsch's milkshake,

don't tell anyone outside of the Yak universe, because it's really tough to conversation. Yeah, people don't like to hear that. I told Jason Kelsey, and he looked at me like, what did you just say to me? Kate, did you tell anything to Jason Kelsey? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Kate was the fucking star. I'm not even kidding. Couple things. I was also up last night when I got home panicking, trying to figure out what to say to him. You crushed it. All that phone. I'm excited to see it.

Is she right, what you were gonna say, drunk? Some of it. Yeah, I honed it this morning, but yeah. Crushed it. All right, see everyone. So, 5 p.m. Central Barstool Radio with Gruden and Dave. 7 p.m. Rat Race. Yeah.

8 p.m. Skills Challenge. Yep. Yes. Pact night. So tune into all of it and we'll see everyone there. Hell yes. Hell yes. It's the end. Yeah, it's time to talk shop to do a Yankee swap. It's the end. It's the end. It's the end.

It's the end. It's the end. It's the end. It's the end. It's the end. See you tomorrow for crawfish nipple pinch day. Thanks, Kate.