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Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hey-o. Hey. Ha-ha. All right. A little glimpse into what Sass and I's living room looks like. It's usually parallel hanging out. Mainly silence.

Yep. Here we are. Full crew today. We got the big three. Now it's everyone that everyone's been dreaming of. Two of us. I'm running late because I was working on a presentation for today. I don't know how to share

a google uh uh wait a minute i made one as well did you make a slide no i wasn't aware we were making slide shows oh there was an issue hayden i made slides you made slides you didn't damn no one told me to make a slide show but um who whose slide do you want to go first cess oh i don't care whatever whatever you guys want well unless the internet starts working i was inspired by a tweet that i saw yesterday about eddie from chicago and strip clubs and so i started thinking about strip clubs. What did he have to say? So, well, I... God damn it. I don't know how to send this. It's actually infuriating that we never have one. We don't have internet?

What happened? They cut the... They got a cheaper version or something? Yeah, Pete swears he got a vasectomy, but he fucking busted loads of them in the tech room all the time. I don't know how to send this to you. Cliff DeMartino was here a couple weeks ago working on it. The thing is, too, that every... He was working on it? Yeah, Cliff was in the time. I don't know how to send this to you. DiMartino was here a couple weeks ago working on it.

The thing is too, the FB site. He was working on it? Yeah, Cliff was in the office. Pro bono? Trying. Just for Viva? Yeah, I believe it was a... They gave him a $50 store gift card for his health.

Thank you. Hell yes. Most Dangerous Game Show Episode 2 debuted last night. Sass, thoughts? I thought it was good I will say that challenge was my least favorite one out of all of them Yeah, it was just gross It was gross and yeah

I don't think they should have been able to wear the white suits I'm going to be honest. I didn't watch it. Yeah. It was still a good episode. It was still a good episode. My son is teething. I have an excuse.

What's yours? I watched it. No, I watched it. Oh, you did. I watched it and I was in it. Yeah, you was in it. That's right. You lived it.

You lived it. I'm an idiot. I think I believe this next episode, if I remember correctly, I think it is the best challenge. Ooh. That's a nice little tease. That's out tomorrow at 8 p.m. Okay. Yep.

That's good. I can't wait to see it after I watch the movie. I've been impressed. They made everybody likable, I thought. Yeah, I think they got a certain... I think they should have made people more unlikable, I thought. Yeah, I think they got to start making people likeable. They should have made people more unlikable. I guess. But I guess it's hard when it's unique.

Usually the shows, you don't also employ everybody on it. Yeah. You want everybody to be good. That's true. But I think it was good. Everybody's been hilarious on it. Rowan's obviously been great. Every time there was confrontation like that,

at the end when Brianna got mad mad at jordan yeah yeah sydney i just have to put my head to my to the ground because i can't yeah it's wildly uncomfortable so uncomfortable it's like we're all guys we're all going back to the office together after this yeah yeah but are they right yeah true think of the ones involved um so do you want to try and play this game I made? Yes. Um, full disclosure, I made it at like five in the morning. That text came from you super early. Yeah, it was a late night that I decided to just keep going. But TJ, did you get my email?

Yes. You want to pull up that Google slide maybe? So I was thinking we would have Sass and Kate. There's been a lot of debate. I mean, a lot of people want me gone. That's not going to happen. So we're going to have Sass and Kate fight for the eighth chair. Whoa.

In like a 1v1 maybe. Because Brandon's coming back. Like, there is going to be a chair. Someone's getting pushed off the yak. No one's going to get pushed off. I'll getting pushed off the yak. No one's going to get pushed off. Do you guys like your nicknames? I've never been to Iraq.

But I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all. Where were you at? Afghanistan. That's where the real fight was at. Have you ever seen Jarhead? Yes, I have. That movie is dark.

It is very dark. I watched that last night for the first time. It's very dark. I think I've seen every single military movie now. Yeah. I went through a little bit of a kick. Went through a face. Casey just texted me the other night.

She said she's on a huge military movie kick, and she was asking me questions about stuff. I was like, I'm a lame-o. I don't know what the SEALsy i was a loser um but when you're on a kick like that says do you graduate to documentaries or no no no no no no no no well i've seen a lot of documentaries but um no i think it's just my backup plan for when i when my uh inevitable fall i will enlist in the military yeah and die i think i've told you that was my dad's number one plan for me yeah always dude as soon as i like it was clear i wasn't physically going to the mlb it

was just elbows every time we're watching a military movie doesn't this look cool don't you wanna yeah do you have a favorite sass favorite like military i mean it's it's weird because there's obviously the ones where they're meant to look like super cool and then there's like the ones like Jarhead or like yeah it's like more real so I don't know I mean I like a lot of them what is Mincy doing I think he's looking to come in

sure what's going on yeah of course hop on the mic have a seat make yourself at home we're good how are we doing today huge concert run by mincey going on right now yeah so i'm just saying the run the summer of mincey run for real the last night's tonight seven in a row i'm always gonna remember the summer i just you're

still going to widespread panic no it? No, it's Fish now. Panic's over. I went to Fish and Jones Beach last night and Fish Jones Beach night too tonight. I got a free ticket. That's it. That stadium looks awesome. I'm always going to remember the summer.

I went and spent a whole week seeing Fish and Panic in a row and never missed work. Came to work every day. But yeah, if y'all have been to Jones Beach, unbelievable amphitheater. Like outdoors, on the water, on the beach. It was one of the most beautiful I've ever been to.

Yeah, I grew up going there. Has one of the shows really stood out so far as being like the most mind-blowing? Yeah, Monday Night that PFT went to was the best I've seen for sure. Very cool. Five songs. Encore or David Bowie

Black Sabbath, All My Brothers. Blew me. Yeah. Blew me a piece. If you went Sunday night, you might as well just fuck yourself. Yeah, Sunday was insane too. Sunday was the second best one. But anyway, just wanted to say night seven, aging well at 39. Are you going with anyone tonight?

A bunch of, so a lot of diehard Mississippi veterans came up and saw the panic fish combo and like, screw it, we're doing the panic fish together. So I've got a whole Ole Miss crew we've been throwing down. We've got a hotel on the beach. You ever heard of the Allegra Hotel in Long Beach?

It's awesome. It's beautiful. I'm staying there. Living it up. Long Beach is awesome too. I'm going to have to hibernate for two weeks. Your voice sounds like you're getting real, getting to the edge. Yeah, this is a lot for a 39-year-old. Well, you're crushing it. Trying to live while I'm sort of young.

Love it. To quote you, though, jam bands are the spinach to your Popeye. Yeah. The energy of Jimmy Hanks' guitar for Panic is like spinach. Yeah, I'm 270 pounds running five miles. Let's go Hell yeah Love it You too Oh yeah

Sneaky goaded partier No definitely not I don't know what me and Mince would possibly do Partying together i think mince is one of those people though you find yourself having a good time no matter what i i had a blast yeah yeah he's contagiously good vibes it's just being like i want to party with sass one day yeah i want to make another note real quick because glenny balls is out there glenny said like is she yet? There's multiple angels in the building right now.

Oh, apparently, like, the hottest of hottest of hottest, like some of the other guys over there were freaking out, of hottest is coming in. And he was, like, trying to find stuff for her to sign because he's such a fan boy of her. And Zah, they were talking about having her sign you. So maybe you'll get signed by whoever comes in. Having a what? Very hot woman sign you. Wait, her'll get signed by whoever comes in. Having a what?

Very hot woman sign you. Wait, her? Do you know who it is? Yeah. She is attractive, but she's more known for just like freak. Is this her? I don't know. Apparently she's like the most popular. I think we got, what's her name coming in?

Who's the one? She's always like ridiculous blowjobs. It's so dumb to say out loud. This was like the most excited I've heard Glennie in a long time. She's always like ridiculous blowjobs. I just don't think. It's so dumb to say out loud. This was like the most excited I've heard Glennie in a long time. Like he's excited for them all, but he was like excited for these ladies to come in. So interested to hear how that turns out. I was about to start naming names, Owen, but I didn't want to expose myself as a. Yeah, I did that as well.

Now it's pissing me off because I just heard them say it like two minutes ago. Yeah. And I can't remember it. They're back out. I've never seen porn. Do you want to jump? No. She's not to turn? No. She's not barstool material.

Alright. Jesus Christ, man. Can we look at the slide? Oh, yeah. Back to it. Deluxe Bryce Haas versus Racky Vet Kate For all the marbles For the Zach For the Yak Yeah and then we could just go to two

And then to three quick Schizophrenic Spelling Bee I'm intrigued Fun 5.42 in the morning It was a fucking blast dude Yeah so Spelling Bee Starting off easy I'm intrigued. It's fun. It's fun. 5.42 in the morning. It was a fucking blast, dude. Yeah, so Spelling Bee, starting off easy.

But I figured we could spin and give you guys accents or impressions that you have to keep the entire Spelling Bee, maybe. Okay. I'm down. You guys are both comedians, so I figured you'd have a whole repertoire of impressions and accents. So I figured we'll just use those. Totally. Totally. Totally. TJ, can we get a wheel up? And we'll think of some funny, funny, funny fucking stuff to put on there.

The energy's high. Whoa. Yeah. A new wheel. All right. Oh, a subscribe wheel. We're at 96 something, 96.5 or something like that. In this crew, we moved the wheel.

That's right. We're going to get at least one subscriber. It's not going to drop, that's for sure. It's going to go. Subscribe. Where the fuck is everybody? We just got another week of vacation and we just didn't get the memo. Well, you know, Nick and KB are doing their outdoors thing

Big Cat is taking the first he's not a guy who takes a lot of breaks grown inexcusable the Equity boys have been getting their toes in the sand they have they really have I'm actually paid to be the bearer of bad news I will not be here the rest of the week

really? you got shows? yeah but I don't paid to be the bearer of bad news. I will not be here the rest of the week. Really? You got shows? Yeah, but I don't like to miss work for them. Yeah. I wanted to come in tomorrow, but I think it's way too risky with the flights. Where are you going to be? St. Louis. Oh, yeah.

Which also is like under 10 feet of water right now. Oh, fuck. I don't even know if the shows are going to happen. The first time you vocalized it, is you missing your own show for travel? When you were taking the train? That would be the worst. That would be a nightmare. Because I've had times where I'm like,

all right, well, I'll do the yak, and then I'll just take the train. And then I'm like, imagine something happens, and I'm like, hey, guys, can't make it. You give a refund on all of your tickets, and then you're DMing each of them. I'm like, I'm so fucking sorry. That's super awkward.

Which happens. It happens, but I don't want it to happen. Yeah, understandable. That's very understandable. So for the 30 people who bought tickets to St. Louis. Yeah, didn't you sell 4%? No, they're selling, okay. Yeah, they'll sell.

We still have some tickets left. DJ, what did you think of Sass Monday? It fucking blew the roof off the place. Yeah. Woo. I was there, too. He did crush. He's a crusher.

Nice. We had a whole squad out. I haven't been to a show in so long. Everyone was like, all the staff was like, oh, you got a bunch of people here to see you. And I'm like, yeah, I work with every single one of them. Also, Greer brought a team of 30 interns. And he showed up wearing a Boy Dad t-shirt and for some reason started explaining it to the hostess

the second he got there. She was like, oh, no, yeah, you're a big fan. And he's like, no, no, I'm friends with them. But then that's way weirder that the 30-year-old was explaining, like, no, no, no, I don't listen to them. I'm good close personal friends with them yeah no it was funny yeah we had a whole crew oh look at the glennies angels and glenny are drinking you're gonna get some drinks in 1 p.m.? Okay. All right.

What do you want on this wheel? Can we just put like a handful of accents or impressions? There's like eight slides. It all makes sense eventually. Or maybe it doesn't. Okay. We've got to keep morale strong. British, Australian.

I can't do anything, but I'll try. I can do Irish. Obama. You can do Obama. No, I've tried many Strong. British, Australian. I can't do anything, but I'll try. I can do Irish. Obama. You can do Obama. No, I've tried many times. Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Southern, Brandon Walker. What are employees here? Erica Nardini.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys. That was actually, that was so good. There she is. That's what she always says. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. That was actually, that was so good. There she is. That's what she always says. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. I remember one time we were having like some company party, or no, it was the night of

the sale, the Iron Monday sale, the telethon. And I was like walking down the hallway with the bathroom and she comes up and she's like, hey, Sass, congrats. And I was like, on what? Then she just didn't say anything. Just being friendly. Wondering what I'm being congratulated on. How you doing?

Not killing yourself. That's her other thing. How you doing? Love a good how you doing. I think we got enough on the wheel. Let's just spin it and we'll see. Then I sent TJ a list of words that are equal and fair. Okay.

Ben Mintz, that's a good one. Oh, Delco. Australia. No. Are you doing elimination? Might as well. Oh, never mind. Sass is Obama.

I can't do Obama. That's right I'll try. Hey, yo. God. Oh, it's the motherfucking yak. Why was your Obama Adam 22? All right.

So Obama versus Irish for round one. Okay. So I'm Obama and you're Irish? Yeah, we'll switch every round, different accent. So, Teej, can we just fire up some words from that top left corner to him? Yeah, you want me to go in order? Yeah, go ahead and host, you sexy beast.

Sass, your word is depth. Depth? Depth. Bro, you're Obama. Oh, sorry. D. I don't know how to do Obama. Maybe ask for the sentence and you need a question.

D. Can you please use that in a sentence? No, that's not Obama. That's not it at all. You can't do it. D. Can you please use that in a sentence? No, that's not Obama. That's not it at all. You can't do it. I can't. D. E. I don't know how to do it. Do you need the definition?

No, I know how to spell depth. P. T to the motherfucking H, bitch. This was sort of the idea. There's no accents to letters. But I wanted to see if you guys were creative. Kate, you're up. Did you spell it right?

Yeah, I think so. All right, so you're on to round two. Kate, you want to go? Sure. That was a tough one. And Kate's Irish. Got a tramp stamp to prove it. Your word is entire.

A-N-T-I-R-A. Wow, okay, that was good. I think that was British, like cockney. I don't think that was Irish. Harry, I'm all your date, buckbeak. So it's tied, but she slaughtered you. Yeah. I won't get a point for that one.

Get some fucking fresh accents for round two because it's 118 only somehow. I have a good... I got a PowerPoint ready. I have something to talk about later. Fuck yeah. Okay. Okay.

This is just trying to get me canceled for the whole thing. What does a Spanish accent sound like? Let's see. There we go. I'll just do my Harry Potter again. You can go first on this one. Okay. Okay.

All right. If you want to call your shop, maybe like which British accent? You going Liverpool or something? Cockney. Cockney? Sweepy chimney governor, woo woo. All right, I'm all you need. Buckbeak.

Those are the only things I can say, really. Okay, what's the word? Your word is forgetting. Whoa. F-I-R-J-A-K-I-N-J. That's Australian. No, that's Cockney. It's Cockney accent there, right?

Yeah, I think that's Cockney accent. Can someone play a clip of what a Spanish accent sounds like? Whenever I can tell Pat's getting... I just whip out the Cockney accent. Really? Boner kill immediately, or I talk like a trucker. Wait, like you're the trucker? If he starts making moves, I'm like, breaker, breaker, one, nine. We got a boner coming over the hill.

And he's like, all right, well, I'm not horny now. Gotcha. It works, ladies. I thought maybe you were role playingplaying as like a rockstar girl. That would make too much sense. No, it's a lot. Yeah, we like to role-play where I'm a lot lizard. Yeah, it's a real hot thing for us.

A Spanish accent? I've never heard a Spanish accent. Hmm. Yeah. I don't know. I failed Spanish class in high school. Me too. And I remember the alphabet was like, F was like F-A, I-A-F-A. No, I don't know. I failed Spanish class in high school. Me too. And I remember the alphabet was like, F was like F-A, I-A, F-I.

No, I don't know. I don't know. I only know like Spanish. I don't know. F-A-H. English. Right. H-A-I-H.

Countries in the Caribbean all with J needs to be easier. That would have sold. Sounds like verbal cursive. I tried to do this one, but it is too hard. So I brought in an expert. An actual Dominican. I only caught one. All right.

Okay, you got it now. It should be easy. It should be easy. Oh, you've seen that? All right, what's my word? Easy one. Your word is horizon. Itch? Oh, no. It's itch. It is horizon. H?

Oh, no. It's etche. Oh? Oh? I? That's not even Spanish. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. You got to hit I like four times.

It's it? Yeah. I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I. Z-E-N. You spelled it wrong, brother. I spelled it wrong? Horizon with an O.

What an idiot. Oh, sorry. You spelled that wrong in English. I wasn't really focused as much on the word as I was on the accent. Kate, for the win. For round one, level one of the spelling bee. For the win, Kate. In which accent?

Or did you win? You won already. That was British. That was Cockney British. Boner kill British. That's how I call it. What was level two of that, TJ? We could speed through levels two to ten in like 30 seconds.

We could get to Kate's game, please. Mine's not a game. Or whatever it is. It's just a... So we had a Spelling Bee, now a Dwelling Bee. I sent TJ eight Airbnb links. And I want you guys to guess how much they're listed for for a five-night stay next Monday to Friday.

Oh, I love this. Price is right rules. Okay, I love this. It's Price is Right rules. Okay, I love this. What is Price is Right rules? I believe if you go over. Closest without over. Without going over. Okay, okay.

So there's a lot of cheeky plus ones. Ooh. So Kate gets to go first because she won round one. Okay. Unless you want to go second. No, I want to go first. Okay. round one. Okay. Unless you want to go second. No, I want to go first. Okay. So TJ, any of the eight?

Whoa, Invisible House and Joshua Tree. One of my dreams in life is to do Acid out there in Joshua Tree someday. Awesome episode of Entourage. Yeah. I really like it out there. Anyway so this is like like micro viral on instagram yes a lot of uh a lot of niche celebrities go there for the weekend but influencer photos instagram spot yeah i don't know if that'll play into your guests but uh holy shit for one week it's got a swimming pool indoor outdoor i'm gonna say one week there it's kind of in the

middle of nowhere though but it's popular 10 grand i'm gonna say nine nine nine nine for one week yeah i'm gonna say 60 grand end up i didn't do any of this math let's do per night oh okay per night i just realized i didn't bring my notes i'm gonna say it's nine nine how many beds how many beds is this one bedroom um no there's four bedrooms three beds five baths night i'm gonna go 10k for one night dj it's on sale for 3085 almost 3100 a night that's a good sale so sass wins even though he was over yes i win because i was over No I won It was way off That looks pretty sweet though Did you say 10k

So Kate's up 1-0 After being up 1-0 You want to guess one Seth Guess one of what An Airbnb Yeah didn't we just do that yeah we're doing a couple i guess oh cozy seven bedrooms sleep located sleep 16 seven bedrooms 12 beds eight and a half baths brother you mind showing all photos on this because this one is actually, I meant to include this one. I'm pitching this one to Big Cat for a month in August.

It's in Severville, Tennessee. Mm-hmm. Legal gambling state, indoor pool, indoor tub, movie theater. Look at those fucking views. Where is this? What state again? Tennessee. This is a dozen miles east of Gatlinburg, I believe.

Okay. Nice. You're getting rich mornings there. The sun comes up early, stays out late, and it fights for every last second. Yeah, that's lovely. Seth, what do you think? I'm going to go 7K. For a night, I'm going to say per night, I'm going to say this is, again,

I'm going two nights. Actually, for one night, I'm going to say this is again i'm going to not actually for one night i'm gonna say this is gatlinburg 999 i know that sounds crazy 850 yeah your money goes further out there i went over but i still win 16 bedrooms yes dude i've been trying to get people to go to tennessee forever yeah this is tennessee bedrooms i rented an enormous cabin once um when i lived out in california for me and a whole bunch of my buddies um a whole bunch of my buddies were getting out of the marines so we were like let's do a huge weekend it was like a house like this for 20 and some of

them invited their like stripper friends from vegas to come and in the middle of the night the women stole everyone's like This was back when you had iPods and stuff like that. And then they dumped all the dishwashing detergent and stuff in the hot tub, so the entire room was nothing but bubbles by the end of the night. Why that? That was like their calling.

That was like their wet bandits thing, I think. That's pretty cool. But literally, you opened the door and the entire room was bubbles. And so we had to spend hours like pulling all the bubbles into the yard to get all the bubbles out of them why would they hate you guys or what I don't know they just

robbed everybody mischievous nobody was even that mad we were like those little minks is they got us um did they go to prison no they're still out there having a good time. No one reported anything. We were like, that's on us.

It's on us. We knew. Have you ever had like a bad, like aside from that, have you ever had like a really bad Airbnb experience? Um, when I was like super pregnant, I thought it would be fun to go up to wine country, like in New York, the Finger Lakes or whatever, and stay at Ithaca, like the college. And there was this great, like, it looks so cute online, but I didn't realize it was in like a college apartment complex.

Yeah. And it was like, so all the kids were like partying all night long. And I was super pregnant. And I was like, yeah, it was just like straight up. And the bed was like, just like not a real mattress, you know, and it was in a cubby. So Pat couldn't stretch out all the way. He was like, yeah, I've had a couple of like questionable bad rental choices. Have you guys? I had one where the host was kind of an ass. Yeah.

Like I like like just like weird, like passive aggressive messages the entire time. And also I didn't I wasn't aware that we were staying in their like guest house so they were like right there i hate that shit yeah and they would be like no music past 10 p.m like all these like rules that they didn't say and then i remember one time we like went to the beach and i like someone dropped a towel like accidentally yeah and they just like sent a picture and we're like are you serious like this is how you treat my stuff oh that's the worst i My towels I provide you? And it was like, obviously we didn't mean to drop the towel. Right, yeah.

We'll show them we're gonna drop this towel near the beach. Like, what the fuck are you thinking? That has to backfire, though. For every ten that they send, like, somebody is upper decking their toilet. Yeah. Or even pubes. Yeah, pubes. It was way overpriced. The apartment, the house was tiny.

Yeah. And we were paying like a buck. Like we were paying probably like 800 a night. We stayed there for like one night. Yeah. And then it was a shithole. That sucks. Yeah.

Drizzy Shore. I've done where you stay. You think you have your own house, but it's like a small house in someone's backyard. And then you're like, well, I can't be as degenerate as I want to be now. It sucks. Another time I we did an Airbnb in Galway, me and some of my cousins in Ireland. And it was like an ancient, ancient house. One, it was covered in dog hair.

The shower, you had to like crank this thing. And it was like a little hot. But the worst was me and my cousin were sharing a room. We were sharing a bed. And the door, the houses were all so old. They created like a canyon kind of. the houses were all so old they created like a canyon kind of and they were all connected so when cars went down the street it created like a suction almost and there was like a fist-sized hole like right through our wall like out to the street and so whenever a car

went by it created a suction that made our bedroom door go like the thump the thump like all night long which is a bizarre weird thing we finally had finally had to open it. Anyway, cool story by me, but it was like a very weird. Well, objectively neat story. It was a neat story. Like to stay in a super old, like, I don't know, like 1600s, 1700s, like Irish house. You're like, oh, this would be so fun. I don't even know if I would do an Airbnb.

Aren't Airbnbs more expensive than hotels now? I'm seeing all sorts of crazy shit online about people. The benefits of a hotel. Yeah. This looks amazing, though. I'm seeing all sorts of crazy shit online about people. You don't get the benefits of a hotel. Yeah. This looks amazing, though. I know. If we have $10,000 in a slush fund, we could go here for a week with flights

and cover that and do shows from there. That would be sick. Yeah, absolutely. TJ. God fucking bless you, dude. Hell yeah. That got me fired up. We should do that.

Let's go. Oh, man. to do a show from there to record every if that was like our setting every week yeah that'd be pretty sweet also i'd love to just hang out oh yeah i don't know where is this in relative to like any anything in tennessee it looks like it's in the middle of the woods it's not far from knoxville probably you probably have to take a helicopter to get there there's cheap flights yeah we could have kareem just running back and forth though i mean that does look really really lovely dollywood is right there it's not far from dollywood the amusement i think i'm going to dollywood uh in october i've been it's a delight i'm going with my sisters in

october we're going to our cousin's wedding and uh my sister's super excited she already got dollywood tickets for us you got it it's a real treat um what is it it's dolly parton opened a theme park and so it's like a super wholesome ass theme park like and a lot of the like rides are like named after her songs and whatever um my favorite part they still had smoking areas when i went it was like families would like park their old people there for the day and just like chalk block their wheels and like leave them facing a pine tree and shit that's so depressing so tennessee my grandpa has a wheelchair and he just like we just like mount him somewhere yeah you're just you gotta like it has to stay there yep there's a lot of a lot of olds getting parked there's a big train that goes through and there's

like stages where dolllly's music's playing and there's animals and it's like in the Smoky Mountains. So it's like super beautiful. I look forward to that point in my life where someone else moves my legs for me and then hands me red wine. And it's like, please don't say anything racist. Yeah.

You have your single cigarette waiting for the end of the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're ready to go. The thing with the cigarette thing, I think he was actually surprisingly young when that was uh oh yeah my grandparents have always been super super into the uh like the apocalypse okay certain that that's gonna happen parents will do that are they the jewish parents no what are they catholic oh yeah i think i don't i don't think

they're really they're not really very religious. Nice. Okay. You guys ever stay in a hostel? Many times, yes. I used to, when I first started here, I think I've said it on here before, but I was still living down in Philly and we had just gotten SiriusXM

and Chaps got a 10 to midnight show. And so I was driving up every day. At the end of the day, I would do the show and then drive back down to Philly and do the show and drive back down to Philly. And I got so tired that I finally started staying in a hostel down in like Chinatown. And I was just in a room with like 20 other women.

It was like cages instead of bunks really. And finally chaps was like, you seem exhausted. What are you doing? And I'm like, well, I'm like, hold my bag all night.

I'm in this hostel and blah, blah, blah. And he's like, you know, you could could you could like ask them for a hotel room right like you you know you're allowed to do that and I was like I can because it felt too good to be true like I had no qualifications to be here and I felt like it was super random that I got so lucky to get the job that I didn't want to like make waves and ask for anything so I was just trying to like like lay low and bother no one so So yeah, I stayed at a hostel down here.

And then after I got divorced, I went on a random trip out to the West Coast and just drove around a couple like Washington State and Oregon. Like I just rented a car and drove around for a few weeks and I stayed in hostels. And it was fucking awesome. I met so many interesting people. Like, I don't know, you just meet people from all around the world. It's like 15 bucks a night to stay downtown in the heart of all these cities. I would meet people in bars who were locals, and they would take me. In Seattle, I met these guys out in a bar who were like, oh, we have an extra bike.

Come with us tomorrow. And they gave me a bike tour. I met these people on the Snoqualmie River who were like, oh, we're going rafting tomorrow. We'll just take you with us. I don't know. I met so many awesome people staying in hostels. And then the final one, do you regret asking this question? No, no, no.

This is interesting. The final one, I went to a bachelorette party on one of the Great Lakes, Lake Michigan outside Chicago, but I had never been to Chicago yet. This is like a couple of years ago. I was working here at the time, but I hadn't been to Chicago yet. So I decided to stay in a hostel and like it's not like I I have money to stay in a hotel but by this point I just enjoyed meeting people like you never know who you're gonna meet and like what fun stories you get

whatever um so I stayed in a hostel in Chicago but like I got I balled out I got my own room for like 45 instead of the 20 but it was nice enough but i'm in the shower i woke up early the next morning before my alarm and i had my flight in a few hours and i'm in the shower my cunt i'm like blind as a fucking bat and i hear my alarm start going off when i was in the shower which is like the most stressful sound in the world so i was like i got to turn this shit off i like remember squinting out of the shower and i was like of course it's a hostel of course they have like carpeting on their bathroom floor it looked like carpet to me yeah so I went to do because I was all wet I went to do one giant leap to pivot to leap into the room shut off my phone and pivot

back I leapt out of the shower it was um like a linoleum floor I slipped fell and I cracked the entire top of my um my radial bone like I remember because the band Radiohead I I clipped the entire top of my um my radial bone like i remember because the band radiohead i clipped the entire top of my radial head off my arm like it like snapped off i was lying on the floor like you know when you're like whatever covered in soap like completely naked and my arm was killing me but i didn't want to miss my flight so i'm riding like the red light like whatever tram like on the subway on the way with my arm and on the plane because of the pressure my arm started to like blow up so big that the flight attendants were bringing me ice like i had to go to the hospital as soon as i landed it was like the worst flight ever i was in so much pain um and then the va didn't have any casts or anything like that so i

had to just i went went to the VA. Like, I don't know why hostels go to the VA instead of a hospital. I think I'm maybe like cheapskate or something. How about you guys, hostels? Sorry, I'm rambling. Yeah, I've stayed in some hostels. Have you, Seth? No, I haven't really had any opportunities to.

Yeah. I stayed in one and traveled by myself that often. Yeah. Pleasure, unfortunately. My buddy and i went to dublin for a week we stayed in a hospital yeah i think it was five euro a night and then another five if you wanted a towel they're really not bad like they're awesome it's a great way to meet people and yeah it was like just i want to say eight to ten bunk beds in a room yeah um and it was mainly uh other european families like swiss they sounded like yeah i don't know i shared a bunk bed with like a little 10 year old kid and really yeah we both pissed the bed every night

of course yeah of course telling scary stories to each other yeah yeah it was cool though but it's weird to everyone getting up at different times yeah it's like we would get home we would get home and yeah there would just be full families like getting ready to go for hikes yeah but uh yeah because you're out partying stuff and then yeah well that was like getting done the radio show here the one here in chinatown was not a good time that was a different vibe yeah that's um uh what what do you think like the people living there were doing who like live there full time yeah nothing they live there for good no i don't know it was a lot of i mean it was chinatown there was a lot of asian people staying there i think just probably

visiting family and friends and stuff um so they like weren't really out partying. So I would get done and I would be like, you're in this room full of people and you're trying not to make like any sounds, but it's dark and you have your flashlight on. And I'm like, so I'm like, sorry,

sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't sort of have like confused too.

Some of them do. This one didn't. But no, I've, I've like only had, I'm sure there's like horror stories everywhere. I think there's a movie about it, hostile about, but no, I have always I've like only had, I'm sure there's like horror stories everywhere. I think there's a movie about it, hostile about, uh, but no, I have always had like really good experiences with it.

Really good time. You're also like an apex people person, I would say. Yeah. And I'm alone. Like you say, you don't go on like loan trips. I've always like, I love solo travel so much that like, now that I have a family, it kind of cramps my style a little bit. Like I love going places by myself. so much that like now that i have a family it kind of cramps my style a little bit like i love

going places by myself do you love staying by yourself the whole time or do you love it because like i was saying i feel like more than anybody i know i feel like you get along with people off the bat and easily do you like doing that when you travel alone or do you stay the course just like no i like meeting people because it's like no commitment since you don't know them you can like have a good conversation and be like all right never see you again like there's no like yeah i don't know um a dump a little you can trauma dump a little bit you can be like you can make up a total lie about yourself and seem awesome and they don't know i love doing that um yeah but that's why like i would always find one of the things i used to do is like find because there's websites where you can find an open mic

night in pretty much any city in america and so wherever i traveled i would go even if i didn't like do stand up i would go and sit in on the open mic mic because it's such like a great microcosm but it like it gives you such a taste of like the local vibe yeah the local demeanor and yeah you kind of get to see like a real niche group within that city and like the jokes that they're telling give you also give you an idea of that city and like um even if it's terrible and cringe which definitely from time to time um but i highly recommend that god like finding open mic nights and stuff go see live comedy that's like one of the best ways i think in a city to um go see sass go see sass especially if you're yeah in st louis sure you bring your swim trunks is there i feel like comedy thing's cute roan's doing something nuts though with the music ac let's let's link those tickets

instead oh yeah yeah on friday on friday yeah he's playing i don't know caesars or something i don't know where it is i just know it's in atlantic city. My baby dad's like their, he's like their manager for this trip. He's like driving all their music equipment down with a, he's like, yeah, I don't know if I'll be able to go to the beach Sunday. I'm driving all their drums and stuff back to them. Like what? He's like their de facto manager now. That's awesome.

Hmm. It should be a fun show. Are you guys going to it or not you, Sas, but are you? I'm still 50 50 okay you heading down no i'm watching they're all going i'm watching the oh yeah that makes sense if the beef such is life such as life duty yeah how about we both skip this one and we both go to the one new york city i was gonna say maryland oh maryland that one's gonna be fucking sweet that's gonna be awesome. I know. Yeah.

September or October. Yeah. Growing up in the, like, Philly Burbs, all my friends have been going to that, like, concert for that, what do you call it, festival? Yeah. I am a thousand years old. What do you kids call it when you all go see a bunch of bands? Yeah.

They've been going to that. It's Firefly, right? Or no. Am I wrong? Ocean something. No. Okay. I got it. I fucked that up.

Like Cage the Elephant, Lumineers. Cage the Elephant is fucking awesome live. They're fucking amazing. Iconic. TJ, can you just speed through the rest of them? Yeah. I just want to read them. You want one more Airbnb or no?

Nah, we're good. All right. Okay. What would gelling be? We could skip this. We were going to put Brandon's helmets in jello. We could skip this as well. No, I'm sure this is great.

You guys telling the difference between belling and nailing? This one's fun, actually. So Schmelling's the 12,526th most popular surname in the U.S. Kyle Gelling works upstairs. Oh, yeah. TJ, do you have the Facebook? I send you albums of all of their families so we could just guess. Or we could just keep... Gelling or Schmelling.

We could skip that as well. Is there anything left? I don't know if you sent me those links. Oh, yeah, no. There's no links. I didn't go to Gelling's Facebook. It's a great idea, though. I very much like the idea.

Yeah, I wrote this on the subway. But... yeah. I would argue that the best idea of all that you could ever do is wearing a pair of bird dogs, my friend. They are the best and only shorts you should be wearing this summer. They are the most comfortable shorts, not even close. I mean, all the guys around here, you guys are always all wearing the bird dogs shorts and stuff. And they look amazing. Go to birddogs.com. Enter promo enter promo code yak they'll throw in a free bird dogs rope hat birddogs.com promo code yak free bird dogs hat you can't beat it uh when you think summer think

bird dogs they're the only bottoms you need so you know you're losing money if you don't get that free hat you are it's you'd be crazy not to it's free hat Keep an eye out too Because they're always Throwing in like Different things It's not always the hat Dude they had footballs They had just a whistle ball All sorts of good stuff

Whistle ball Whistle We were playing with The whistle ball On the beach last year I was thinking Whistle pig But they're always

Throwing in that ball I was thinking Better help And that ball rules Simply safe You can't not Throw a spiral With that ball. I was thinking better hope. And that ball rules. Simply safe. You can't not throw a spiral with that ball. Right, it's true.

Which makes you look good on the beach. Much more athletic. Like a pair of bird dogs does. If you're in crew. How does this work, TJ? Can we bang out the ads for the month? Yeah, let's just do them all. Let's just do them all. All at once.

Yeah, just do the bird dogs ad five more times in a row. Back to back to back. We'll do different angles and such. We would definitely have to do it again tomorrow. Oh. Coley is leaving our school. Oh, yeah. That's right.

Yep. Coley is such a wonderful human. Or he are. That's right. He could be being traded. I just listened to that segment this morning. I was super bummed to hear he's leaving. He's always been like on the backend.

Like I know I get in my head about blogs and stuff sometimes. And there have been times where he's just like been where I'm like, Oh no, they're going to be pissed. I haven't built. And he's like the kindest, most supportive human being, like just a wonderful human being.

Um, and so clever and so funny. He's one of my favorite bloggers here. Um, so yeah, he will definitely be missed. But I'm also interested to see what he does next because I'm sure wherever he goes, he'll be doing really good stuff. Really funny stuff. Yeah, I don't know if I'd like to say it, but him and Trill back together would rule.

Yes, it would. When he asked that, when he kind of hinted that on the show, he was like, so they're not a direct competitor of us, are they? I was like, ah, come come on let's do that yeah trill did a i was looking at trill trill did a ranking of like animals that he could beat in a fight yeah twitter and he was getting ripped apart for his uh also do you see trill's co-host currently yeah sex sexual jumanji yeah yeah i don't know how that became a big old hater of mine. Really? Yeah, he just... XJ hates Owen. He just started tweeting at me once I got on the Yak.

It's all right, though. He seems to be doing well. Yeah, wow. UAB, Toledo. What in the fuck would we... I don't know. This is just a vacation. Remember when Che used to do... It would be like i don't know this is just a this is a vacation remember when chay used to do like

it would be like a packet it would be like six pages of topics ideas and now it's just like well the barstool basketball tournament first acron barstool sports college basketball tournament um it's going to be at the wells fargo center down in philly where i used to work concessions so i know that building like the back of my hand. Maybe I'll go serve hot dogs during this. Maybe some other people, you know, they're like, who from Barstool is going to be commentating and announcing? I'm like, well, I'll do the popcorn. I'll be there doing that.

What is the best story you quitting slash giving two weeks notice from a job? Ooh. Could be fun. I got fired from a job in college. What'd you get fired for? I've never quit. Not fun.

Oh, okay. I got fired from a job and I quit the job. I never did the two weeks thing. No? I quit and then it was like Christmas Eve. They were like, you can still come in today, right? And I was like, yeah. This is a pizza place. No, it was a different place i was a bus boy now this is at a restaurant that place sucked though they were assholes yeah i ever tell you

guys about the fish stock i think i've told i've probably told this story before i won't tell it no go ahead i haven't heard it i i was like, I think I was 14 or maybe 15. I was a busboy. And like busboys, you're just basically doing the same thing as a waiter. Except for taking orders. And I was like pretty new. Which is the fun part. You get to riff.

Yeah, I was pretty new. And it was like a fancy restaurant. And there was like a table of like 12. And there was like fish tacos. And the chef like put them under the thing and it was like fish tacos table blah blah seat whatever and i brought them out and didn't think anything of it and then i go into the dish pit and i'm like helping doing dishes whatever and i just like yeah that was no and i just hear like outside they're like who the fuck brought out the fish tacos And apparently I brought them out Like an hour early

Like no one else's food was ready And I brought them out And they like brought me up like the Owner of the restaurant was there Brought me upstairs with the chef And they like just like screamed at me And I was like yeah I don't fucking know dude Like they were there

Cause if they were if I didn't do that And they were ready, then they would be like not doing enough. Yeah. But basically after that, they just stuck me in the basement. It would have been awesome if they brought you to the table. Did you apologize? Dude, they brought me to the basement.

And after that, it was like an oyster place. And after that, my job was just crushing ice for hours. I loved it. It was so much better. Oh, I'm sure. Not having to deal with people. Just taking ice and throwing it in a machine and then putting it in a bucket and then bringing it upstairs. That's a treat.

That's a treat. Yeah, being a busboy sucked. Oh, yeah. Definitely. That sucks. I worked Happy Days Diner, a 50s diner, when I was in high school. And I got kind of fired slash let go. It was a 24-hour diner.

And we showed up very drunk one night. Yeah, that's what I did. Yeah. And I maybe lit something on fire in the bathroom. And was asked to never return again. I was actually kind of banned for a hot minute from the restaurant. Anyways, I don't miss it. What did you light on fire?

Train tracks. Tiny trains. You lit train tracks on fire in the bathroom? It was to make my buddies, it was to make the girls laugh. I had this other squad. I became real tight with the other waitresses there. I was trying to make them laugh while they were on the toilet and while they were in the stalls by lighting these little train tracks and putting them under the i guess you had to be there and

you had to be i love that about you even when like your friends are pissing and shit and you're still just still goofing you know i'm never off i'm never off duty I'm always doing something um what else have I ever quit I accepted a job offer and then immediately regretted it was for a ramp company um I went to this veteran's job fair like I could not find a fucking job for the life of me after I got out so I went to this veteran's job fair and it was this guy who owns like he sells ramps that you like attach to your house or to your restaurant or to whatever like portable ramps and i got an interview and when i went to the building i it was like a small business so there was only like eight employees and all the

workers it was dead quiet no one had any flare in their little cubicles there was like no pictures on the walls nothing and i was almost like like guys blink if you're okay like what the fuck the guy was real straight laced as i'm in the interview he made me take like a math he like made me take like fifth grade like that like a couple tests and he's like by the way um i'm like a super christian guy and so if you're gonna work here you're a woman you need to be covered from your neck to your wrist to your ankles he's like we don't women not showing any skin here and like i'm such a people pleaser i was like of course oh my god yes that's fine that's fine like and i'm like that's not my vibe at all like you know me i always have my tits out like what um but i got the job and like i really

needed a job at the time so i was like everything ends he offers me the job I was like absolutely oh my gosh but the vibe there he's like we like to we do like to have fun um once a month I bring in food from TGI Fridays and also you couldn't have your cell phone you only got like five minutes a day to go out to your car and use your cell phone I'm like the vibe there was like so insane like I was like shaking when I got in the car even though I accepted the job I then my next move I drove to a Kohl's to look for like full body work clothes I was like shaking when I got in the car, even though I accepted the job. My next move, I drove to a Kohl's to look for like full body work clothes. I was like, what do I do now? Buy it. Yeah, I was like, I don't have anything.

And he pointed out because I had wore like a knee length skirt to the interview. And he's like, that's not going to fly here. Here's what the dress code is. Like I was like, and I sat in the Kohl's parking lot. I was like crying. And finally I called him back and I was like, I'm going to unaccept this job I'm sorry like it was the most awkward so I worked at a ramp company for like an hour yeah I remember I I applied to a uh to it's like the Christmas the Christmas tree store or something oh yeah oh yeah apartment stores big live laugh love sign

yeah yeah right yeah applied there and i remember i brought an application and i like printed it out offline or something i filled it out and they're like oh we're actually not hiring and i was like oh okay and then the guy was like can he's like you want me to look at your uh your application though and i was like sure yeah yes like well you're not hiring and then he looks at it and he goes so i would never have hired you and he starts ripping into my application and i was like dude like fuck you i was like what the hell is this which christmas tree show yeah let's call him see if he still works there tell him what you do and how much you make yeah i was such a dick and i was like i remember got

getting in the car and i was just like so like destroyed i was such a dick and i was like i remember got get it got getting in the car and i was just like so like destroyed i was like i don't even know what i was like why would i why would you even ask to see my application if how old i'm not hiring old what a weird power like an old right like what i kind of love i did it as a power bit. You read your handwriting. Have you ever had like a weird ass application? Weird questions? No. I've had weird interviews. I went to a wrong interview once.

I thought I was interviewing for a job at an insurance firm for underwriting. Oh, yeah. You told me about this. And it was a 14-hour investment bank in Gauntlet. Whoa. My God. Didn't get it. Didn't get. You told me about this. And it was a 14-hour investment bank in Gauntlet. Whoa. My God. Didn't get it. Didn't get it.

Okay. Fair enough. But experience, life experience. Yeah. And then I just tell Sass about mine, and then that counts for his. And it counts. It all goes.

All these I've just been stealing from Owen. Yeah. I've never actually had a job before this. Okay. I remember in an interview, a woman asked me, it was for the Manhattan Chamber of an interview a woman asked me it was for the manhattan chamber of commerce uh the woman asked me she was like love like the loveliest lady ever but like are you familiar with constant contact and i that's like you know email or whatever constant contact

is like the name of an email brand or something and i guess that's what they use but i didn't know that so i was like it's always knowing where your employees are and making sure you guys are all linked up and blah blah blah i like gave this long answer and she was like it's a major email brand that like everyone knows and i was like oh um still got the job though whatever yeah yeah um that pisses me off too anytime you started a new job they're like infuriated you don't know the software that only their job uses oh i worked for this woman the woman directly like above she wasn't my boss but she was like the next i want to say like rank but it's a scrub of water or something and uh every time i had a question

like my first week she'd be like you tell me like you figured out and tell me i'm like just my first just tell me like what like it was like she was trying to teach me a lesson every time i had a question about what like the way things worked how about you figured out and come tell me what the answer is it's weird how passive aggressive people are when they just have like these like not important jobs yeah like they like just because you're new they're like you're such a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. Like, I just need the password to this Excel sheet, really, is what I'm asking you. I don't know why we're being so weird about it, but okay. Huh.

Hmm. Hmm. This has been really fun so far. I think we should go for two hours. I think let's go for two. Are the people clamoring? Are people, like, dying for more? There's some people saying this is like a low-key goaded yak.

Oh, there's not. You made that up. Low-key, they be yak. I do have to bring up some bad news, though. Oh, no. What'd they say? Oh, the wheel. The wheel.

Just get right into it. Boom, boom, boom. We're already stacked up on things that we have to do. Oh, shit. All right. We were overdue for a dry. Here we dry again. Yeah, what do we owe TJ?

We still owe... We owe a cast for a little week. We owe a wild. We owe a double ritz. Goddamn, dude. I want to see somebody monster dip. Some tardy-ass assignments. What do you want to see?

I would like to see monster dip happen, too. Same here. I want to see if somebody goes for the full can of dip or full jar of dip. Would you like me to try the full can of dip? Just for fun? Yeah. Nah. a full can of dip just for fun yeah nah i always wonder because i the first time i ever tried putting a big dip in was in a bar to impress a guy it did not work when i'm alone and i ended

up projectile vomiting on a storefront and i felt like i was like on a rocket ship to the moon if and that's what it's like for most people like i tweeted about this once and all these people were sharing their horrible first time dipping experiences then how do you get into it what it's like for most people. I tweeted about this once and all these people were sharing their horrible first time dipping experiences. Then how do you get into it? If it's such a fucking nightmare to start out with, who's like, yeah, that sucked, but I guess I'll keep going and keep doing this. I feel like when you get into shit like that, you have to be young. Because when you're doing dip, how old were you when you first did it? 13, 14 or something.

Really? Yeah, I did it when I was in ninth grade, I think. Yeah. Or maybe summer going into ninth grade. Like somebody had a dad who did it and so you're just like – You're doing it because you're trying to be cool. But it sucks for you guys, right? The first time you tried it, right?

Weren't you like – I didn't throw up the first time I tried it because I didn't put it in for long enough. But like you just keep doing it because you're like, oh, this is sick. Yeah. You actually enjoy it. And then you get to. Oh, but then you do enjoy it. Yeah.

Yeah. You work that bell curve. You're like trying to be cool, trying to be cool, trying to be cool. Need it. Yeah. No, that's actually like what it is. Yeah. That's actually perfectly put.

Yeah. It's the way that goes. I think I've done that with all substances. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. I didn't like beer when I first started

drinking beer. That's true. And then, now you wake me up in the middle of the night asking if I have any buried in my old laundry. I smoked weed

for so long and I literally hated it the entire time. And then eventually I was just like, oh, I don't need to do this. Right.

I'm good. Huh. Okay. Angels look, I mean mean they are very beautiful they're pretty ladies what are you gonna do I'd love to see like a walkout like Glennie asks the wrong question

oh yeah he's heartbroken he was real excited for this one is that them though that's the i think they're pumped about tomorrow and i still maybe it's tomorrow then um whoever adriana chechik i don't know who that is he said whoever it is like super big deal in that world it's kfc radio has had her on a few times okay i think she's like a i don't know how to describe it. She gives violent blowjobs.

She's been a porn star for a long time. She's recently pivoted towards the OnlyFans model, but also she does Twitch streams, and she plays video games and stuff. Oh, okay. Smart crossover. That's a big crossover. Know your audience.

You can just spam your own OnlyFans link in the chat relentlessly Zah just looked at so it's a violent blowjob Zah is that the vibe aggressive nah nah I was not aware of her

she's a very pretty young lady do we see a picture of her I don't know nah we'll take we'll get taken down he can't show these pictures

she doesn't just have a normal picture of her nah listen nah only dicks in her mouth there's not one picture of her without not what i'm not what i'm looking at not what i'm looking at i i follow a bunch of porn stars on social media and i always hate when like i'm on the train into work and i'm just scrolling and then there is like remember that story from like louisiana where the priest got caught with the two dominatrixes on the train into work and I'm just scrolling. And then there is like, remember that story from like Louisiana where the priest got caught with the two dominatrixes on the altar getting his like ass blasted.

Do you remember that? No, but I missed it out there. I read her name, the lady who was like fisting the priest. Her name was like Lady V. And so I followed her on Twitter and was like, can I interview you for this blog? Because she was like, oh, well, like her life wasn't ruined. The priest, like she was fine. And she's like, oh, because of legal reasons i can't but every now and then she'll like like comment on my stuff and she's like very friendly she's a cute dog um but so every now and

then i'm just scrolling and it's like babies kittens and then it's her just fisting a guy like on my thing but i don't want to be rude and unfriend her it's just always a little jarring it is a wild thing what's that fisting oh yeah so she was fisting the priest i guess it was like her it was her another woman and the priest and they were like on the actual altar like going to town i don't know if he was like strapped off to read the story again i have a feeling if you if you if you're like a priest and you never have sex, if you eventually finally do... Maybe you think that's what it is.

You're like, oh, I guess this is sex. You go insane. That's how you become like a sexual deviant. You just snap and you're like, I want a fucking chair up my asshole on the altar. I want to get pegged by the cross. Right. I think that probably was probably part of it and

like some lady was walking her dog and uh finger with four or i feel like the jump is three to fist nobody's going four right well they're so uneven when you you know it's uh were you saying about that anyway i imagine having a fist in my yeah. Yeah, a fist in your ass. Oh, I remember like. Imagine those three fingers. Yeah, the three for sure. But the fist. Is crazy. I mean, I would, no.

Well, when I was growing up. Never. Violent blow regards. Good one, Alex. Oh, that rules. You would have to go to the hospital. Getting your ass fisted? If you weren't prepared for it.

My asshole was like this. Whoever said violent blow regards, if you DM me prepared for it. My asshole was like this. Whoever said violent blow regards, if you DM me, I'll Vemba you $5. Yeah, that was a good one. I ruled. Alex Reiklein, violent blow regards. That's wonderful. Recorded a violent blow regards song this morning.

Did you? Yeah. So that'll be interesting. Looking forward to it. What else is up? What are you guys up to the rest of the week? Sass, you? Yeah. So that'll be interesting. Looking forward to it. What else is up? What are you guys up to the rest of the week, Seth? You're out today or tomorrow? Tomorrow morning.

See you. Out tomorrow morning. Greatest city in America. Who's all in tomorrow? Yikes. Do we know? Should I save? I have a good presentation.

I think Rome will be here tomorrow okay I'll save it for tomorrow I just summoned the L's in the chat like the White Walker in Game of Thrones I was just like who's here tomorrow

me L yeah so wait so Big Cat's out all week I think so I didn't even know he was gonna be out at all I feel like

he's he carries so much that I feel like he's got an Irish exit on things sometimes. Yeah, 100%. Like slip away. And so I think he just kind of Irish exited for the week. Yeah. I just like, Che made it really like, oh, let's make this whole Excel spreadsheet. Yeah, where you know.

He's like emailing me like, oh, please fill this out. And then Che just like heads out for a week. Well, Che likes ideas. Yeah. Big ideas guy. He doesn't like the execution. Mm-hmm. Which I respect.

I'd say we nailed it. I think people were, I'm sure the chat was loving it and very kind. They usually are very considering and very good people. Let's do one more Airbnb. You want Connecticut, New York, Wheeling, Vietnam, Hobbit shit or rock shit? Hobbit shit. Please.

Please. Oh, we nook. Like a bomb shelter? I could put my fist in that this actually looks sick i mean yeah that's awesome cute as a button i don't know how i feel about that that man yeah that was that a real what was that which accent did he have oh it's dumbled And then it disappears when you get too close. See, now I feel like I'm going to be like, oh, $50 a night, and then it's going to end up being like, oh, no, this is $30,000 a night.

Uh-oh, good game alert then. Yeah, it is a good game. This is in McEwen, Tennessee. See, that's the kind of Airbnb I would bring LeBron James to just to see if he complained about the ceilings the whole time. And I bet he would. I bet he would. I'm going to go with

$75 a night. I'm going to say $89 a night. You sly. Whoa. $ly. Whoa. $197. Okay.

A little overpriced to be staying in a bomb shelter. True. People love tiny homes. They really do. They really do. Not for me. Nope.

Alright. Well. All right. Well, I think. Also, I'm wearing one of my vintage, the vintage guy. No free ads. Irvington Vintage. Free ads are like more than fine, I feel. I don't.

Free ad, Irvington Vintage in Indianapolis. Heck yeah. Thank you. It's a sweet shirt. It's a sweet shirt it's a cute shirt feel cute as a button today all right all right okay all right thank you guys it's tomorrow yeah

just like be nice yeah just please be nice to us I don't care if you should on them but be nice to me yeah all don't care if you shit on them, but be nice to me. Yeah, all right. On the music. Thanks.

DJ, cut the fucking thing. It's the act. It's the act. Outro Music