The Yak - Follow Dana, Unfollow Marty | The Yak 1-5-22

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo. Yo, yo. What's up? Travis Matthew. I'm wearing the Travis Matthew Dream Cloud Collection. It's a dream. Brandon's in some Travis Matthew as well.

Up top. Yeah. His tits are popping. Jersey Jerry's here. Your tits are popping. Yeah, I know. So? Our tits are popping. Why are you getting?

No, your tits are popping. Jersey Jerry's here. A little sass is back. Sass is back and with a vengeance. Yeah. How was yesterday, sass? It was good. You were interviewing for a new job?

At Guyism? Yeah, pretty much. Pro Bible? Yeah. Sass is now in charge of thechive.com. Nice. What happened to the Chive guys? Did they just cash out?

I think they just lived the best possible internet life ever where they posted a bunch of tits and then just were like, we're out. There are still Chive guys out there. No, I'm saying like the actual guys who did it, like who made it. Do you think you age out of posting tits online? I mean, I don't age out of looking at them. You age out of posting. Yeah.

I've never posted tits. Well, I don't know out of looking at them. You age out of posting. Yeah. I've never posted tits. Well, I don't know. Like, Vindog is one of our horniest players. Right. I mean, if you make money posting tits, you keep posting tits. Play the hits. Play the hits. KB, what's up with you, bro?

What's up? Yeah, Vindog's thumbnails are just, like, pictures of tits. I love that. Yeah, it has no contextual relevance to the article or blog, but that's a level of separation from titties in his blog.

It works. Always works. Katy Perry, what the fuck? She was goaded. She was. Did you just see the gif of her? The Elmo gif? It was the gif of her kind of gyrating a little bit a gif? No, it was the gif of her kind of like gyrating a little bit. Oh. There was movement.

That's a new gif? For me. Okay. No, it's not a new gif. No, I think Katy Perry fell off. Katy Perry. Yeah, see, he's smart. He knows what he's doing.

What does that even have to do with it? No. Smash. Oh, wow, Vin. Fucking dope. Yeah, look at this. What are the thumbnails? He's cracked the code.

Hold on. I would click on all of these. Hold on. The internet's been easy forever. What's that? What's that one? That's just kissing? That's just like Tumblr romance?

Passion XD. Or is he kissing her? Or is he spitting? Did he do tits for his 9-11 blog? That girl was in a tilde shape. Wait, is there a 9-11 blog in between there? No, he posted one on the anniversary. That would be funny if it was just huge tits.

Speaking of anniversary, Brandon, tomorrow, happy anniversary. For what? Vacation day. Come on. What? January 6th. Tomorrow's the insurrection. They also made it Dave Fortnoy day at one restaurant.

I saw that. January 6th? Yeah. That's pretty funny. Tadditch restaurant. It's not like that would cause a fuss in San Francisco. Is that where the restaurant was? Yeah.

Huh. Huh. Hmm. That's funny. Big Cat, you're out tomorrow. That's weird. We're going to D.C. We lost a couple good soldiers to jail that day.

Yeah. Jack Mack's taking a sprinter van for whoever wants to get in. January 6th is the important day. That is very funny. Oh, man. What kind of restaurant is the Tadditch Grill? It's the San Francisco's oldest restaurant. Oh, no shit.

That's true. Look at that. Okay, what are we going to talk about today? I heard somebody complaining about TJ's mom's brownies yesterday, but I won't say who. Who? Oh. I think they're fucking delightful. They're fucking wonderful.

I thought they were a solid 5.2. Do we want to oust who it was? Out of what? 10. Oh, my God. They were fantastic brownies, beautifully individually wrapped, rich in chocolate. They're in the nine area. But I heard a complaint.

From who? Someone was complaining about how they were individually wrapped. No, they did not like how there were loose chocolate chips at the top. Oh. That's a very weird thing to be upset about. It's like an extra surprise. I know. An extra surprise. When that wasn't Owen. How loose?

How loose? How loose? Were they falling off when you picked it up? Some of them were attached. They were put on when the brownie was just out of the oven. And some of them were put on afterwards. But that's just a little flair. And that's just a little treat.

That's a dessert after your brownie. I liked him. I liked him a whole lot. Where's the complainer at in this room? Is the complainer in this room? Oh, yeah. Jerry didn't get to try him. He was he was down. I don't. Jerry. I don him. I liked him a whole lot. Where's the complainer at in this room? Is the complainer in this room? Oh, yeah. Jerry didn't get to try him. He was down in Pittsburgh.

I don't. Jerry, I have some more. I kind of forget. Oh, yeah. Let's do a review right now. Can I get one? Yeah, let's do a review right here. I'll be right back.

All right. Perfect. Wow, look at this. Bring extras. Be careful. The chips on the top are a little loose. Now, do you like the peppermint on the top? Oh, no.

No peppermint. Mine didn't have peppermint. Oh, you don't like peppermint? There's some with peppermint on top. There's some with chocolate chips on top. There's some without on top. Oh, you know who we need to get in here? Now that I'm thinking about it, we need to get Dana Beers.

He's back. He is back. What's going on with him? Maybe have him sit in there. Well, do we have a mic? Does this mic work? Yeah, make him. Okay, all right.

Yeah, have him come in here. I could hop back and chat for a bit. Make him do a wall sit and use that mic. Yeah, the brownies were very good. I take that back. I was just joking. I know that Jerry got upset when I did that last time. You're a liar.

Bad guy is what you called me. Jerry, how was Pittsburgh? It was good, man. It was sad, but it was amazing. Amazing experience. And two speeding tickets on the way back. Yep, yep. Avery could attest to that.

Two. Not one, but two. The first time I was going 105 in a 70. Wait, what? He gave me a break, though. On the interstate. What interstate? 78? God. So he gave me a break. He said On the interstate? What interstate? 78?

God. So he gave me a break. He said, listen, you have a CDL license. I'm going to cut you a break. I'm going to give you, like, four different things. So that was fine. I was like, okay, good. $154 ticket.

Fine. No points. Avery could attest to this. Three minutes later, I get another ticket for going 90 in a 70. And now I got points on my license, and that was a $270 ticket. Did you pay cash on the spot? No, no, no. I guess you have to do it through the online.

Didn't you get towed recently as well? Yeah, at the New Year's Eve stream. How'd that happen? I'll send TJ a picture. It was a handicapped spot, but I didn't see it. Yeah, let's... Oh, it was faded? Yeah.

It was like a real small spot. Yeah, after the New Year's Eve... It's an underground garage, so it's dark. After New Year's Eve, Jerry texted me. He's like, I got fucking towed. Wait, where the hell is it It was bad It's just bad luck

To start 2022 like that With a tow Oh yeah Are you a parking garage guy Yeah I think it's easier Employee of the month No

No I take the train here No Jerry when someone like me Wears Carhartt, does that offend you? Nah, it doesn't. It's just like, you know, those... It's honestly the girls who wear it. Yeah, that bothers me.

Women in general, or when they wear Carhartt? I don't want to make it seem like that. I'm something against women. Carhartt looks good, but I don't get the Bass... What is it? Bass Pro Shop hat. I'm wearing a Cabela's hat right now. Yeah, that's our hometown hero.

Yeah. Cabela. Jim. Clint. Thank you, TJ. Jerry's having trouble opening this. It's hard. It's wrapped. I sent you the picture of Jerry where he got towed. It sucked. 2022, bad start for Jersey Jerry. Fucking do the stream. As a foot guy, there's a good way of getting towed. It sucked. 2022, bad start for Jersey Jerry. Fucking do the stream.

As a foot guy, there's a good way of getting towed as well. There is a good way. Looks, goes to his car. Car's not there. Boom, towed. I think it was like 10 minutes before New Year's. Yep.

Just a brutal way to start. Bad way to start. Jerry, after the second ticket, did you speed again? No. But maybe a little? No, this is peppermint, right? Yeah, I think that was

the peppermint one. Oh, no, he didn't want the peppermint one. That's all right. Oh, no. All right. I wish he had pretzel. What's up, Dana?

Hey, Dana. Hey, Dana. Dana B is back. How we doing? I wanted to just check in with you, see how's it going. My presence was requested. Yeah, oh, here's the picture.

That's the spot. You can't really tell. That's handicapped. extra blue jerry that's god that's cobalt i got fucking toad and then sent me that picture i was like well no that's how they get you they hide them you thought you had that is the most handicapped spot i've ever seen yeah i bet you like someone who like has like a walker wouldn't even park. No, they'd be like, that's a little much. That's safe for the armless and legless. Duel.

$355 to get it out. How pumped were you when you saw that spot? That's ridiculous. Look at how good this spot is. When you pull in the garage, it's the first spot. Oh, my God. Oh, my lucky day. Wait, so it was a garage you paid for?

Yeah, $22. And you got towed from the garage? Yep. That's crazy. Was nothing on that level open besides that?

It was the first spot. It was the first spot. You can't pass up the first spot. All right, Dana's here. Dana B is back. I already told Jerry

because you guys are supposed to be text buddies. I was like, dude, I'm very confused right now. Well, Jerry's sober. Yeah, because you guys are supposed to be text buddies. I was like, dude. I'm very confused right now. Well, Jerry's sober. Yeah, but. And you're an alcoholic.

That's all I'm not. I'm not. All you think about is beers. That's not true. I'm on pins and needles right now, Jerry. How many years sober was the guy who got a beer? Because you said you just out of the cloud said we're text friends, and it's been four days, three days.

Nothing. I know. How many years sober was that guy who DM'd you? I think 14. So he got a guy who was 14 years sober to drink again. That's not true. That's not fucking true. That's bad.

That's not true. No, but I haven't texted you because I was nervous. He said, he was like, I'm 14 years sober, but you're making me want to crack a beer right now. And I didn't answer. I didn't say, oh, go crack a beer, pal. I just – You just replied with a video of you yugging one? No, I didn't.

You should have said, like, you didn't need a beer. Yeah, don't. But all right, Dana Beers is back. Good to have you back. Let's recap. Where do we want to start? How many blowjobs did you get in Mississippi? First off, you just straight up lived in Mississippi for months?

Ten months of this year. That sounds like prison. It's hard for me in Mississippi for months? Ten months of this year. That sounds like prison. Ten months of this year. As far as fun goes, what were the highlights? I'll put it this way. The project is unbelievable. I love the project. I love Coach Prime.

I'm not made for Jackson. I'm not made for Mississippi. It's just like a whole different life. So fun level is probably a two. What do you think about this comment brandon what do we think he hasn't lived in mississippi he's lived in jackson there's two there are two different things and he's right you know he's not built when you hear like gunshots at practice he's not built for jackson it's not great but you get used to it sounds like you're being a pussy

yeah i mean i didn't i didn't flinch, that's good. Well, you're the cameraman. Not really anymore. It's a war crime. Are you like Spielberg? Are you a director? Do you walk around with a headset on? Yeah, I do, literally. No way. I have headphones in.

I'm listening to mics. Jesus, the beers guy is the producer. Yeah, that's the beauty of Barstool. I love it. Is Reggie down there? Yeah, we haven't seen him in a while. Coach actually posted a picture the other day and just tagged him. And me and Booze and Kelsey and everyone, I'm just Reggie.

I'm like, ah, that's a little aggressive. Why? I don't know. What's aggressive about it? It doesn't exist anymore. He died? He's dead. No, no, I don't think he's alive.

He could, I don't know. I heard he fleed to Qatar. He's like dating like an oil tycoon's daughter. Wherever he is, they don't have cell service. Yeah. I've tried. You dodged my question. Zero blowjobs.

Zero? You didn't get a single blowjob? You're the king of blowjobs. Wait, did you get any Jackson pussy? No Jackson pussy. That's a lie. Some Jackson Mahomes pussy. Dana, I've heard otherwise.

Zero Jackson pussy. I heard otherwise. Zero Jackson puss. I heard you had a girlfriend down there. Not down there. I have a girlfriend now. Oh. Where? From Long Island. Oh, I thought it was maybe the girl.

Great girl. I thought it was the other one. But there was no Jackson puss. I don't hear that girl. Remember that other girl? Which one? The one that coached. Wait, what?

Oh, he's trying to get me in trouble right now. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. If you're listening, this is what Big Cat does. No, I'm not. I'm not trying to get you in trouble, but the. What are you talking about, dude? You were with a female college kicker, weren't you?

You know what? Every time I come in here. Every time I get. Wait, so you got a girlfriend now? Yeah. That's great. Congratulations. What color are her hearts?, so you got a girlfriend now? Yeah. That's great. Congratulations. You a color or her heart?

Her heart, yeah. You got a pet name for her? You know who I'm talking about. But it's not someone you've dated. I'm scared I'm going to get in trouble here. No, you're not. You're not. You're not.

You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not going to get in trouble. Well, you're trying to get him in trouble. No, I'm not. I'm not going to say anything. You've been popping up on ads on YouTube.

Yeah. Circle K? I think... I don't know. You're the face of Circle K. I love being the face of a gas station. Yeah. Like, that's my shit.

You're perfect. That's me to a core. Yeah. Like, just going in and grabbing, like, shitty snacks and driving. That's me. Well, that's not really a ringing endorsement there. No, no. It's good for you.

The non-Circle K branded snacks. Sure. They're shitty. Yeah. Good save. Beast. Good save. That's why they love you. Do you have any Circle K merch? Can you share the wealth?

No, I don't, actually. They didn't give you anything? They didn't give me anything. You're the face of Circle K. Did you bring the Jackson State merch back? Look at your phone. I'm wearing some. What was Rappaport the face of?

Cumberland Farms? Yeah, yeah. That was good. He likes his coffee how he likes his coffee. All right. What? You, yeah. That was good. He likes his coffee how he likes his coffee. Alright. You're right. No, that was an old thing that I, you know,

it never happened. Never happened. Back in high school. Yeah, it was one of those ones that like One that got away. Yeah. Oh, that's not good to say now. Yeah, who knows? Yeah, you have a girlfriend. What size feet is your girlfriend? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Would she like to be in the contest? No, I don't think so. Really? There's a free Amazon gift card. Yep. I don't think so. She's too good for Amazon? She got bad feet.

Wow. She's got bad feet. Is she related to Marty Mushin anyway? She's been kicking rocks. Oh, that's good. Everyone in Long Island is related to Marty Mushin anyway? She's been kicking rocks. No. Oh, that's good. Everyone in Long Island is related to

Marty. You drink every day, Dana? No, no. Every day. I drink on weekends like a normal person. He's drunk right now.

Do you have a chip? Yeah. Keep that away from him. Multiple. Yeah, he'll try to steal it. Multiple chips. How's the balcony bed

been? It's great. Popping again? You see the fucking, what's it called? I don't know. The bedding I haveding i have now yeah beautiful are you sleeping on it every night no i sleep i sleep on weekends has your girlfriend seen you a lot on the weekend oh what she thinks gotta be cold out there she got me the bedding oh great gift this is a keeper i know she's a fucking keeper boy awesome what's her instagram i'm not saying it

all right so give us one fun thing that happened like one story anything we haven't seen you in What's your Instagram? I'm not saying it. All right, so give us one fun thing that happened, like one story, anything. We haven't seen you in forever. Are you back now? I mean, you see it. I flip a switch. Are you back, though? Yeah, I'm back.

How was the food down there? No, but are you back? It was great. Oh, you guys will like this. Oh, shit. Remain calm. You guys will like this. Oh, no.

Two days ago, before I started working out. He's not happy with Jerry. Who guys will like this. Two days ago before I started working out. He's not happy with Jerry. Who? Frank. He doesn't like it. He can come in. He just flared his wrists. He's sass walking.

That was anger. He had some zest to that. I don't know. I don't think it was at you. Can we replay that? I'm looking zesty as hell. He was looking at me that. No, I don't know. I don't think it was at you. Can we replay that? I'm looking zesty as hell. He was looking at me when he did. That was a threat. All right, so Dana, tell us, are you physically back?

No, I'm not physically back. I was going to say you'd enjoy this. You are. Two days ago, I weighed in before the New Year's diet. Fattest I've ever been. Right now? No. I mean, I've lost seven pounds since.

In two days? God damn. What's the diet been? Just no eating? Just drink a ton of water and eat some salad and work out. Love it. But I was the fattest I've ever been when I stepped. It was shocking. It was a wake-up call. What number?

High twos? Low twos? That's weird to be fat in Mississippi. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Two what? You know, two. 255? A little higher. 265?

You don't look it. A little lower. 260. You carry it well. That's like... That's big. You're a tall guy. I'm 6'4", but 260 is like, come on.

Clean yourself up. I know. I'm back on the right track now. Okay. So you're back. Yeah. You think you're going to stick with it? For a month.

Don't worry. Don't have to do salads. It's all about the calorie deficit. I know. I had 1,800 leftover calories yesterday. You don't need. That's too much. You're going to lose muscle doing that.

It's fine. It doesn't matter. The big question is Glennie Balls. What about him? So Glennie Balls was basically living in your room. Did you see what he knew? He knew my bathroom better than me?

Yeah, he takes shit every time he shows up. So what happens now? He can still do it. I have the community bathroom. My bathroom is the hallway. So wait, but is he going to stay over all the time? He can stay over whenever he wants. I love balls.

Okay. He doesn't sleep in my bed, though. He sleeps on our couch, which I don't get. What about the balcony bed? He can sleep on my bed, the balcony bed. He chooses the couch. Is there two beds, balcony bed and your bed? Yes.

Shout out mattress firm. You got another mattress? Yes. Shout out mattress firm. So it's a permanent balcony bed. I'm just sponsored all over the place. But I'm somehow not sponsored by a beer. I mean, tell me that.

When we took that drive to Stu Feiner's house and we uncovered the fact that Dana Beers is his legal name. He got it changed last year. Maybe some of the people upstairs could start, you know. He's like, we're like, so you just. How much is that beer company paying for all your stuff? He's like, what stuff he's like what? all you do is ads for beers Jay let's get on this

get him on Coors Light do we have any beer advertisers? yeah yeah something certainly I mean if we're being honest one of the things that a lot of the beer places don't like his binge drinking?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, I finished that. He's not necessarily binge drinking. I do a video of me drinking one beer. Yeah, you're right. You're just doing one beer. My video is me drinking one beer.

You don't want to text with this guy. Don't text with him. That would be interesting if it was just one per day, which is responsible. Yeah. Quickly in here. Right. It's not great. Oh, boy. He said one per day, which is responsible. Yeah. Quickly. Right. It's not great. Oh, boy.

He said one per day responsibly. Yeah. Yeah. How do they know I'm not doing that? Case. Well, you're tweeting out what you're doing. When you tweet the picture. Buckled. Mangled.

You were the leader of the buckled beer club. Maybe I'm getting buckled off one beer. Didn't he also post a picture with a sign that said 34 beers? It was a great night. Yeah. That was my prime. Actually, you're invited to Sass' birthday party. Really?

Yeah, case race. Which will be here. It's going to be a case race. We're not going to finish the show until a team of two finishes the case. So if you want to be part of it. Is it like partners? Maybe you and Jerry will be a team. I can't do that. No, I know you won't have any.

He'll just drink the whole case. Who's going to have Brandon? Yeah, I thought we agreed that he was my partner. Oh, okay. Brandon's partner. I'm not going to drink. You don't have three? You're not even going to have one beer?

I'll have two. Two? I'll have four. Four? Six. Come on, six. Four, yeah. Two? I'll have four. Four? Four is getting in the way. Come on, six. Four, yeah. Six?

Six beers. No, four is too many. Six beers, two-hour show? Yeah, it's going to be a long show. I'll put in six. Could you get the rest if I do six? 24? Yeah.

No, 24 are case. Oh, 18? Oh, let's do 30s. 30s? Yeah, we're doing an hour. Two hours. No, no, it's until it ends. Yeah, it could be three hours.

It could be two to six. Actually, Owen and Jerry should be on the same team and do non-alcoholic beer. Yeah, zips. Do you dabble in those? I've had Heine's 00s before. Could you do 30 of them? Owen doesn't drink either.

Huh? Owen doesn't drink either. Oh, good. Can I do 30 by myself? Actually, no. No. It would be a lot funnier if you guys had to do a 30 rack of Diet Coke. That would be fun.

Yeah, that would be very funny. That would be harder. That would be way harder. That would be way harder. But very funny. I'll do that. People forget Frank the Tank played a beer pong tournament with Coke. He did.

That's right. Is that beer pong tournament still going? It was supposed to finish in October 2021. Final four. Again, Dana did a beer pong tournament not to raise money for anyone, just to just do it. Everyone was raising money

for everyone around. I was at a time when I was just scratching a clown for anything. That was bad. All right, well, you're a Circle K guy now. Yeah.

Good hot dogs. Hey, Big Cat. I have some breaking news for you. I'm 2,000 followers away from passing Marty. Yeah. Good hot dogs. Hey, Big Cat. You can drink hot dogs. I have some breaking news for you. What? I'm 2,000 followers away from passing Marty. Wow. I have a clip of him saying it will never happen. I thought when you were in Mississippi, you pulled back so you wouldn't pass your buddy.

Let's get it up. Can we get it up real quick? Well, let's get him. This is a big deal. Why don't you do what I'm doing? Make a pitch. You think we can do it today? I think we could.

If Big Cat, you know. Because you made a big deal when you passed me, and then Marty said you'll never pass him. Yeah, he had a statement saying never it will happen. Well, it needs to happen. Is he going to be really upset? What was KB searched? Oh, my God.

That one's horny. All right, so what are you at? Damn, damn. Why are all these Danas coming up? 229.25. Not even the top 20 of Danas? That's a great background photo. That's a great photo.

Yeah. Oh, he's going to be so hurt. Dana, you got to get a beer tweet out, though. I'll get one. A real good one. It's a Friday thing. I'm going to say right now. Oh, it's like a Friday beer?

I haven't heard that in a long time. I actually haven't. I don't know, Dana. 229,000 followers for you seems more than enough. No, I know. All right, we just got another. Seems way too many. We just got more.

It's way too many. Refresh. Yep. Yep, there's another percentage. Here they come. Here we go. It's a cheat's another percentage. Here they come. It's a cheat code, boys. Here we go. What is Marty at?

231 something. Oh, we got to do both. People have to follow Dana and unfollow Marty. We're meeting in the middle. I'll unfollow Marty. Don't do that. Don't do that. That would expedite the process.

Come on, boys. We got to slash Marty 1K and get Dana up 1K. I have just tweeted. Okay. Let's use our heads for more than a half. Marty's at 231.9, too. All right, 231.9. Yeah. So I'm unfollowing Marty.

Boys, trust me. We want this to happen fast. You want this to happen. Let's see if we can get in the next five minutes. We want this to happen fast. Then we'll have Marty come in and concede defeat. Is he here? No, he's in there interviewing a college basketball coach with Benchmark.

Oh, Marty just lost 100. Oh, no. No way. This is fucked up. Yes. I don't want that to happen. I just told – look at my Twitter. I just told everyone.

Marty, I told – I did not tell anyone to do this. This is fucked. That's not – Oh, we're up another. We're getting there. Marty, I love you. I did not tell anyone to do this. This is fucked. That's not. Oh, we're up another. We're getting there. Marty, I love you. No, you said.

I didn't tell anyone to do this. You wanted this to happen. All I said was I'm creeping up. Planet of the Sea. And then the rest is history. That's not my fault. Are you going to be upset if you pass him in the next ten minutes? He might lose his job over this. No, no, no.

Oh, man, this is electric now. This is clear my schedule schedule this is what we're doing for the rest of the day oh boy damn 231 7 for marty dana don't unfollow marty send off a viral tweet right now i got nothing i'm not a viral tweeter oh he lost another there we go oh jesus okay we're now marty's losing faster than Dana's gaining. All right. Maybe because the viewers are already following Dana. Yeah.

Yeah, we need to get – I'm going to keep moving it. I'm going to keep moving it. All right, Dana's got another. All right, we'll bring you back in. We'll work on this for the rest of the show. All right. What have you got to do? What do you think I'm doing? I'm just asking.

I'm editing the Coach Prime documentary. Oh, but that's awesome. Oh, Marty lost another. He's lost about 300. You did this, Dana. Jesus Christ. I did not do this, Marty. I know he might be mad at me for this now, but this is Big Cat.

No, you told me to do it. I didn't say anything. It's your idea. Big Cat didn't come up with the idea by himself. I simply stated a sentence. You really tried to stop him, though. I'm creeping up. I'm going to tweet again.

If you unfollow Marty, Dana will suck you off. How many people? Like five lucky people? Ten? How much dick are you willing to suck? Honestly. If we did a live butt chug, you would definitely pass Dana? Yeah.

That was funny how the end of the year video, I feel like I did some good things this year, and the only thing was butt chug in there. That's all that needed to be in there. All right, I just said, if you unfollow Marty Mush right now, Dana Beers has promised to butt chug on air. Wow, yeah. All right, nope. That's not on air.

I'm leaving. No butt chug. Can you get Marty in here real quick? He's interviewing. Yeah. Well, I just saw Rico leave. Oh, did he? Maybe he left in a huff.

Who knows? I texted you, Dana. Oh, yeah. Marty just lost another. Oh, Jesus. Wow. Text Marty. Dana's gained another.

We're getting closer, boys. Oh, man. What if I came with you? Me and Moulinara. Big Cat, what if I told you your coffee delivery boy was the brownie complainer? Oh. Jake. Jake, sweet Jake.

Sweet, sweet Jake. Sweet boy Jake. Fuck. That piece of shit. Yeah. That piece of fucking shit. Everybody hates him. Why did you do that?

Can't say I'm surprised by that. Can't say I'm surprised. Really? Is he a complainer? Coddled. Coddled boy. Isn't he allergic to nuts? I should have poisoned his ass.

He's allergic to peanuts. He doesn't let that go. What if I told you I've nuts? I should have poisoned his ass. He's allergic to peanuts. He doesn't let that go. What if I told you I've never had a PB&J? Yeah, you're allergic to peanuts. And he'll just name other things that have peanuts in them. And he's like, oh, I'm worried when I kiss girls. That's the last thing you should worry with a nut allergy. That's his big thing.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, no, but he doesn't mean it. He does. In his defense, when someone has just eaten peanut butter, it stays. Who's eating peanut butter at a party? I've heard a story about that. Like some dude eating peanut M&M's.

You can perceive it with all your senses that they have just had peanut butter. But who's having peanut butter when you're out? Peanut M&M's. I'm saying they could have had it earlier in the day. And it's there. A little PB, a little uncrustable. Oh, Marty is bleeding followers. Yeah, it's not nice.

It's not nice what Dana did to him. Yeah. So sad. Very mean. Very bad friend. 2-31-4. That's the kind of guy Dana is. That was really wrong, Dan.

It wasn't me. We all saw it happen. That was really sick. Wow. He lost 500 already. Dana said he wanted it, and he looks at me in the eye. Oh, my God. We're getting close, though.

That's so much stuff. The thing is, Dana's not gaining nearly as fast as Marty is losing. Nearly. They're going to meet at like 230. That's why we've got to rely on one force to pull it. Everyone tweet from their own account saying, follow Dana. I can't. Just say, follow Dana.

I've taken care of Marty. Tweet, follow Dana. I feel so Dana. I've taken care of Marty. Tweet follow Dana. I feel so bad. I kind of want them both to lose followers, but Dana to lose slower so he still passes them while also losing followers. We can take the followers away after he passes them. Then they can both lose followers.

Yeah, let's have them meet at like 75K. That would be horrible. The race. Crazy. Tweet it. Follow Dana Beers. So are we unfollowing both? No, don't say unfollow Marty.

I took care of that. Say follow Dana. Follow Dana Beers. Steven? You did it? We clipped the video and put it on the Yak. Quote tweeted it with the follow Dana, unfollow Marty. How long is the clip?

He does. Dana does definitely give you a look, big cat. He gave me a look. He said, you know, if you could, big cat. Oh, wow. He gave me a look. Steven, was it a three-minute clip with the sentiment at the very end? No, I just clipped like 30 seconds or so.

You know, brevity plays the hardest. Oh, man. This is pretty much all I'll do today. Just watch their followers. Definitely feels like a productive day. Yeah. So, uh... I'd off myself.

I work hard for my followers Yeah I know It's true I'm gonna tweet Follow At Lil Sasquatch That's pretty good That'll get viral

Sas Shane Gills was here yesterday He was Was he really? Yeah He was on the app Was he really? Yeah I was on the app Was he really? Yeah I was like well I can't give you an answer

He's funny as hell He was funny Was he really here? Yeah That's cool Didn't tell you? No I'm surprised he didn't hit me up He was here for Son of a Boy Dad

Nick was actually here for Son of a Boy Dad Well no but I was here for work Nick was here for work He didn't come in for your show I was here for work. Nick was here for work. He didn't come in for your show. I was so fucking nervous. It was actually very, very funny.

I was cracking up. Why do you say actually every time I do something funny? That's not what I mean. It was a very funny episode. All things considered. The grander scheme of comedy. It was funny. Yeah, given the scenario. Given the circumstances.

You played it at a doctor's office when they're on nitrous. You'd laugh. What? No, it's nothing. What? Casey looks so pretty today Yeah Jesus No Jerry did say that On the football show He's like you look great today Casey

And Dion was like Why just today Yeah She just tagged me on Instagram So I looked at it And I was like Oh my god Smoke

That's okay Jerry's got like established Friends She just tagged me on Instagram, so I looked at it and I was like, oh, my God. Smoke. That's okay. Jerry's got established friends. All right. I think that you're, you know, you have your feet, feet to streets. It's a handicap almost. Yeah. Horniness.

Yeah. Be able to park where he needs. Brandon, you look crippled. Thank you. Crippling. I told you you look good today. I like the hoodie. Thank you. Order lunch.

What? Order us lunch. What are those jeans, Brandon? These are my blue Deltas from Tupelo, Mississippi. They sent me for Christmas. Blue Deltas? Blue Delta pants from Tupelo, Mississippi. Like Delta 8?

Like the Mississippi Delta. Oh. I don't know if they're made out of hemp. They're not. Just really comfortable pants. I like those shoes. Thank you. I've had these for a long time.

Not a long time. How we doing? A year. Oh, Marty stopped bleeding. Did he stop bleeding? Damn. Oh, it's so close. Wow.

Less than 1,000. He didn't stop. He didn't stop. 800 followers. Yeah. Well, that's not bad. Why do you keep saying me? Dana did that. It was you and Dana.

It was both of you. Marty did that to me. I mean, Dana did that to me. Do you have the clip of Frank, by the way? I want to replay that real quick because I think he might kill us. Yeah, he was. It's Wednesday. That was it.

I think he was just saying hi to Dana. Oh. He sure wasn't. No. No, there was some anger. There was some anger behind those eyes yeah i need to see that he was moody this morning he was you're right i saw when he walked in frank has gone he goes all right when he walked in i told uh that's how you know he's mad if he says okay yeah that's that's

the tie conditions are good for a meltdown today. Hey. Hey. Keep Nate away from him. What was with the Nate and Tico stuff? I don't know. Oh, good question. Clash of two titans.

Yeah. All I saw from it was Tico's screenshot where Nate's like, don't ever message me again. Don't ever tweet me again. Don't ever tweet at me again if you need anything. Ask Coley. Oh, is this it? This show sucks. It's so bad.

Hey. Oh, he was. No, he's staring at Jerry, though. What's the linger? He's not happy with Jerry. I don't know. I love how he's got his shirt with his own name on it. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he's mad at you, Jerry. Why? I don't know. You told me to come on. I know. You could have told him. It's today's day.

I'll get up. No, no. Today's not his day. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. All right. Maybe he thinks today's Thursday. Yeah, he might.

That's true. Someone should go tell him that today's not Thursday. That's a good point. I didn't even think about that. What is that? Brandon wants lunch. Anybody else? We got nothing to talk about today.

Joe Rogan. Oh, yes. What happened? There's new stats from 2021 came out, and his podcast averages 11 million views an episode. Jesus Christ. I know. It's like the biggest show in the world. You think Dave would give you a raise if you averaged 11 million? No. We would be losing

money for the company. 11 million is crazy. I don't know. You had a cute little taste. Your numbers have been skyrocketing. Wasn't yesterday your biggest episode ever? Oh, yeah. Of course. 11 million is more than people watch NBA playoff games.

I don't know if it was all shows, but he was ahead of... I mean, I can read it. I need to compare. What are the top television shows? Tucker Carlson was two at like... But by... Three million? Yeah. He was two at like... But like by... Three million? Yeah.

He was at 11. But I don't know if it was... Television shows aren't even getting close to that? No, but I don't know if it was all TV. It might have just been one-man shows like that. That's crazy. I don't know, but it was really... Yeah, it's astounding.

I thought it was fake at first. Yeah, Tucker Carlson's three million. He's ahead of Fox, CNN, MSNBC. He's a disruptor. Hate was like Fantasy Football Factory, right? Ever since Che took over. Facts.

Oh, we got the new Mincy sound. Oh, yeah. It leaked. It didn't drop. Oh, my God. You're right. It literally leaked out of his mouth. I haven't heard this.

Oh, it's a good one. I think Brandon tweeted it. It was filmed on a leak. It's like a vegetable. It's a classic twist on the potato. We're in Texas. I'm going to go shop brisket. I've got a little good barbecue all over me.

I'm already down pretty bad in this game. I'd say the brisket's got good flavor. Solid barbecue sauce, not too sweet. I'm going to give it about 7.7. Give it a shot. In an interview, you guys are mean. I'm going to give it about 7.7. Mincy, if you go to a higher quality photo of him,

I think he's worn that hoodie for about four weeks. You can see every meal he's had, his pocket starting to peel off in the corner. Yep, yep. He's one of a kind. What a great two weeks he's had. Yeah, he's been on a run. Went to a Saints game, he went to the Sugar Bowl.

Did he ever tell, reveal why the video was so low quality? No, but when Dave was like, who the fuck recorded this? And he just replied, video creds at Jack McCarthy. But, like, how do you even. How do you do that? How do you conceive such an image quality? I don't know. Yeah.

I think it posts in a lower frame rate because you don't have Wi-Fi in the stadium and shit. Oh, okay. But, yeah. That's great. Every person who complained about the quality who's just replying video credit at Jack McCarthy. Brutal. That's great. That's great.

Including Dave. Yeah. Mincy had a nice little two weeks here. Two weeks? When did he ever have it? When did he even plateau? Never plateau. He's been on a constant asc two weeks here. Two weeks? When did he ever have a... When did he even plateau? Never plateau. He's been on a constant ascension. Yeah. Does it make you mad, Brandon?

Yes. I rate. Keeps him up at night. No. It doesn't make you mad. You're not as goofy. I would argue irreversible. It doesn't make you mad that Minty gets to do whatever he wants? Travel the world? No, that's... He gets to lead a different life than I get to lead.

Not only did he get mobbed on Bourbon Street, he... Female friend, fans, too. It was close. He was so, like, incessantly mobbed that it was almost not a mob. Yep. A reverse mob. It was a reverse mob. Yeah.

It's incredible. It created a crowd mob. It's incredible. It created a crowd crush. What a life. I want to go out with him once just to experience it. He will die to the asphyxiation. I went to a Grateful Dead concert. Oh, Jesus. I feel bad.

Oh, no. This is so wrong. That's a thousand people. I don't know why anyone's feeling bad. It's Dana. Dana did this. Dana is going to be happy when it happens. He can act like he's not.

And then I'll tell everyone to follow Marty again. I did this to Pete once. He lost 10,000 followers. 10,000? Yeah, it was awesome. I've been asking him to go to lunch with me every day, and he just won't do it. He had 40 to go down to 30.

That's crazy. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. A lot of power. Yeah, that one a lot of fun. A lot of power. Yeah, that one was a fun one. Oh, there's Frank again. Let's see if we can get all business Pete to zero. Yeah. That would be unreal.

That would be so funny. There goes Fleming. That would be so funny. If he hits zero, we'll do a Friday Vibes. Yeah. What's he at right now? I asked him for a Madden code. He was like, no, you got to enter the contest like the rest of them.

He just wouldn't do it. He actually has a contest? I don't know what it was. It was like whatever you had to do to get him. I do give him all of them. Yeah. And he wouldn't give me one. The minute I get him, I hand him right over to him.

Just because he hates it. He gets so angry. Why? Is it just like a pain? Yeah. To give him up. People just ask nonstop. Yeah.

Yeah, Mincy. We should go out with Mincy. We should have him. Well, he doesn't drink either, right? No, he's just high on life. Well, no, he doesn't drink. And drugs. And drugs.

Yeah, because when I went to the Grateful Dead show, yeah, I went to the Grateful Dead show and he didn't drink and then someone offered us mushrooms. He's like, sure. High doses of psychedelics. Yeah, he does a lot of psychedelics and weed. Good for Mincy. Drew Brees changed his life.

Girl, Yak went live yesterday. Oh, it did? How was it? It went live? I think it went on live. It's gone. I tried to watch it. They took it down?

I don't know what happened. I don't know if there was a copyright thing. I kind of want to know, so we probably should ask. They had pictures of us and they tried to watch it. They took it down? I don't know what happened. I don't know if there was a copyright thing. I kind of want to know, so we probably should ask. They had pictures of us, and they were talking about us. They ranked us. They ranked us. Dance Mom pyramided us. Oh, really?

Yeah. Do you remember that in Dance Mom? No. Yeah, me either. Oh. It was a pyramid, because I do remember where we all were on the sign. That's right. Dance Mom was a pyramid. Is it best to be lower or higher? You want to be on the top of the pyramid because I do remember where we all were on the sign. That's right. That's why it was the pyramid.

Is it best to be lower or higher? You want to be on the top of the pyramid. In the food community, lower deserves, you know, is the best. Yeah, in the food community. Yeah, so maybe it was who they want to eat. He stained them the longest, yeah. They had us eating eight servings of grain for no reason. A piece of candy. Yeah. They had us just devouring grain They had us eating Eight servings of grain For no reason That was a piece of candy

Yeah They had us just Devouring grain I was eating straight grain Why so much grain Food pyramid said Yeah you gotta Just eat grain

All day Ten servings Wheat and grain Wheat and grain I was like mom I'm so tired of bread It's so dry I'm thirsty

I'm thirsty as fuck. Nah, juice is the second to the top. You can have a swig. They had us thinking a fuck ton of bread and grain. But they also made it seem like fucking candy was necessary. Yeah, it's in the pyramid. You can have your serving of candy. Oh, yeah.

Damn. Okay, so it's at the top. I'm all the way at the bottom. Nick and KB are just getting... Awful for promo because they went in reverse order of followers. Yeah. Well, kind of. It's not a pyramid.

Well, no. Sass was... That's a Christmas tree. That's a tree. Well, Sass... It's certainly a tree. Well, no. Sass was a... That's a Christmas tree. That's a tree. Well, Sass... It is a tree. It's certainly a tree.

Sass is the stand. That's a black ice air freshener. So they took it down? Yeah. Why can't we watch it? That's why I want to find out. I do need to get to the bottom of this. I'm curious.

Let's get... Sass fans weren't happy. We downvoted the fuck out of this thing. Do we want one of them to explain it? I would like to know. I would like to know as well. I them to explain it? I would like to know. I would like to know as well. I'm pretty sure the audience would like to know.

Go get one of them girl yakkers. Brandon's just going to grab a girl he don't know if they're on the girl yak or not. I mean, NDA is what it was called. Statistically, one of the girls in the office that he grabs will be on the girl yak. That's right.

Should we do our pair rankings of them? We got to figure out how they ranked us. We should do boy girl yak. We'll do what they do. No. Throw it up on chicks. A male version of their girl yak. A male version of the girl yak.

Oh, Jesus. Wow, we're 200 away? Oh, really bad thing that Dana did here. I know. Really bad thing. They live together, don't they? That's going to cause something. Oh, yikes.

Very mean thing that Dana did. What's Dana's beacons, Link? I don't know what the fuck Beacons is. Oh my god. What is it? IG, Twitter, TikTok, YouTube. Everyone has these now where it's like your personal brand. What's the bottom one?

It's just a Link merchandise. Oh. Oh, look at this. It's got a little resume set up. Yeah, yeah, she'll do. Cat. Uh-oh. She doesn't believe me that y'all want her in here.

Yeah, we do. Why would we not? Good, now that Brandon's gone, we can talk shit about him. What's your least favorite thing about Brandon? Explain the ranking system. We want to know about the Christmas tree. Yeah, tell us about Girl Yak. And why was it taken down?

The Christmas tree? Yeah. So the Christmas tree is a pyramid. Has anyone ever seen Dance Moms? No. Not a single soul. Dance Moms, popular show. Their coach every week.

Abby Lee Miller? Yes. She stormed out of a show to walk to the police precinct. She was in prison. To complain about a tone of voice one time. That was a big moment in the show. Yeah, it was. But she would just rank the girls in a pyramid on their performance of the week.

These young girls. So we thought it would be a good way to keep people on their toes by doing a pyramid. You know a pyramid isn't a ranking. It is more of a tier system because some people will have the same ranking. No, because we did it in order. So what's the order here? So you could have just gone in a straight line. Try to mansplain

order to her. I guess I'll lay it out. So Sass, you weren't there yesterday, so by default you had to be the bottom. You interrupted Kyle's mansplaining. Mansplaining? He didn't tell you something? Yeah, that's when I did.

I can deal with that. That's fair. It is. But why Brandon? Is he last or is Big Cat last? No, then it goes to Brandon. So it's bottom and then Brandon's second to last. is Big Cat last? No, then it goes to Brandon. So it's bottom and then Brandon second to last. And the picture choice.

Brandon was second to last because he, it was our first episode and he unknowingly started beef with Alyssa. Whoa. What? Oh, yeah. So he had to. How did Brandon? Oh, yeah, that's right.

What did he say about Alyssa? He said like People actually watch his show Oh my god That doesn't sound unknowingly Damn Why would you go after Alyssa And once the tea's out of the cup

You can't put it back in now Alyssa's very nice Yep really nice Yeah So he had to be down there So Okay Who else

It's Roan, myself. What happened there? What happened to the whole thing? Because we promised we'd watch and KB tried to tune in this morning. We just need to talk to some people to see if it gets approved. Who do you need to

talk to? Dan can talk to him for you. Well, I was gonna say if you wanted to get approved, why wouldn't you put me at the top? Right. We just thought putting you at the top would be predictable. So we wanted to keep people on their toes. So why am I at the bottom?

It's not all negative. It's just... It looks negative. He's on the same tier as me. Owen, you're way up there. Way to keep it unpredictable. Wait, Owen, they can't actually mean that. These people are twisted.

So do you guys listen to every episode? Yeah, we listen a lot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You said yeah, but then you changed what he asked. Smart. We listen a lot. But it's also just about the females and how they feel that way.

If they feel strongly about someone and like the other people don't, we're like, okay, we trust your ranking. So who felt strongly about me,

Brandon, and Rona at the bottom? And me. It's not like that. Then why? I feel like we should go more like top. Like you,

KB. It's not a ranking. KB is cancer free. KB is cancer free. So he has. We all are. You know what? I don't have cancer. It's not a ranking. KB is cancer free. KB is cancer free. We all are. I don't have cancer. Good point. Good point.

I kind of like, I stole that from everyone in existence. Made it my thing. So like, who's your friend that doesn't have cancer? All of them. This feels like this should be a Friday thing. Yeah, but the show is only once a week. Mondays? Tuesdays.

Why not Fridays? Just based on when we could probably get the most girls on it. Sounds like it's nunce a week. Whoa. Damn. You just got brought to the bottom of those things. You gave him tier two. Dana has caught Marty. Oh, boy.

Get Marty in here. Get Dana in here. At least on... We'll get to the bottom of this. One second, boy. Get Marty in here. Get Dana in here. At least on... We'll get to the bottom of this one second, though. We got another thing. We got another thing we got to handle. And this one's... Dang it.

I was like, oh, I got my escape. Oh, you're not... You're good. No, well, we're going to do a girl yak rant. Are you honoring Jumpsuit January? I think that's only fair. Oh, boy. Okay.

Do we cheer or like... 3781. I'm being sensitive to cheer when... Oh, you're so close. It's only fair. Oh, boy. Okay. Do we cheer? 37-81. That'd be insensitive to cheer when it's... Oh, he's so close. Oh, he's so close. It's 12 off. Oh, no. He's probably already there.

Oh. Yep. Oh, no. It's 81. Oh, it's 81? Yeah. Oh, boy. Dana.

Right. Dana. What's about to happen? This is... I don't... You did it. Oh, it's one away. You did it.

It's one away. I do it. It's one away. I do not support this. Give a speech. No. Oh, what's Dana at? You're not grateful for your followers? I'm very grateful, but this is not. Oh, he did it.

Oh, no. Good job. Dana. I'm not celebrating this. It's hard to clap with all that blood on your hands. This is not fair to Martin Archibald Mush. You did it, Dana. I knew you could.

I thought you were just going to say, hey, go follow Dana. You winked at me. I didn't wink at anything. You winked at me. There was no wink. Whoa. I love when Steven gives motions like we're in the... Oh, okay. I knew that. He gives motions like he're in the... Oh, okay, I knew that.

He gives motions like he's in the Marines, and I should know. He's like... What the fuck are you saying? That's the interview. Let's pull up that video of Che with the first down. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so when's the next episode coming? I don't know. No, Dana, you stay. You're good. No, I... You asked for it. The reception was pretty good of the show, was it not? I thought so.

Who's the big cat of the show? Because this is the Barstool Yak with Big Cat, you know. I guess publicity. Oh, okay. Does everyone need to be assigned a role? Yes. It is bizarre. People in the comments were like,

who's going to be KB and do something weird every episode? Oh. Yeah. That's what he does. Yeah, who is it? Who's the wild card? I don't know because it's also just like, I feel like you guys have a pretty consistent cast.

I think ours is going to be a little bit more fluid. Can we be on it? It's a girls only. feel like you guys have a pretty consistent cast. I think ours is going to be a little bit more fluid. Can we be on it? It's a girl's online because you guys come on that. You're sitting right here right now on the yak. So can we be on the. I guess whoever whoever does your pyramid rankings will pull in and ask for explanations. Can we see all of your feet, please? Yeah. Can we do that to your feet please? Yeah

Can we do that? We'd like to rank you I don't like that No it's about performance I said please I said please You know Melissa already said that She wanted me on her show

To really talk about this So that people understand And if she's going to be on the girl yak Is Tico on it? Maybe he'll come on and explain nail polishes What color toe polish do you think I wear? Right now? If I had to guess you?

Don't say it. I'd say black. I thought you didn't like black toe polish. I don't. So what do you like? It's white. Oh. And he loves white.

That's your favorite, correct? White nails means good. I'm not taking off your sock, right? I'm not taking off my feet. What if the camera didn't go on it? No. I tried. Just a little bit?

It's like a pinky toe. No. Cut the mics. All right, Kat, thank you. All right. Good luck with Girl Yak. I think Tico's brother is going to be confronting Nate. Is Nate in?

Oh, yeah. He's the pinkest dude. Oh, yeah. He's the biggest dude. Oh, yeah. He said he's fine to confront Nate. Should we get Tico in? Well, no. Let's get Patrick. Looks like Tico's already coming in.

He's having trouble with a jacket. He's notably bigger sleeves. Tico, where's Nate? Marie calendars in his back. We got to get Nate in here. I don't think Nate's here. Go sit down for a second. He's not here? I think he's I don't think Nate's here. Go sit down for a second. He's not here?

I think he's... Go see if he's here. Go see if he's here. That would be great. That's a strong fit, Tico. You look good. Damn, he's hiding from me. You smell good too, Tico.

So what's a beef between you and Nate? Happy New Year, by the way. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Hey, there go P.A.T. Hey. Wait a minute. He in now.

Hey. Dana Beers is back, by the way. Dana Beers is back. Oh, my gosh. Dana. I fucking love him. Of course. We did the documentary together.

Oh, look. Oh, my God. Wow. Can we? Wow. Oh, my God. Good job, Dana. Can we get him back, please?

Can we please get him back? Dana. We met in 2017. Can we please get him back? Dana! Can we please get him back? I did not ask you to do that. I feel awful. That's like 3,000. He works hard for that. You earned it.

You earned it, Dana. You earned it. You earned this. I will take mine away for him. What do you want me to tweet? I don't know. Dana, they call this imposter syndrome. I didn't tell you to do that.

You deserve this. I did not. That was, come on. You asked me to. I didn't ask you to do that. You deserve this. I did not. That was... Come on. You asked me to. I didn't ask you to do anything. I was hinting that you should throw a follow Dana out there. Not an unfollow Marty. They're one and the same.

It's a zero-sum game here. Are you in New York now, Dana? Yeah. I've been here for five years. No, you've been in Chicago. No. Exactly. How's he going to tell you? He's fucking in Exactly. Yeah. How's he going to tell you? Fucking in Chicago. How the fuck he's going to tell you?

You haven't been here in the whole time I was here. Are you thinking I'm somebody else? Dana, you were not here. Dana, you were not here. You have not been here. Oh, I've been in Mississippi. That's what it is. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I've been somewhere for the past six months. I thought she might not remember that. For like three years. No, for the past six months. Yeah, I've been in Mississippi. Oh, okay. Nice. That's a little different. How you not remember that? No, for the past six months. I haven't seen you. Okay, nice. That's a little different. How was the balcony bed?

Fucking unreal. It was? Was it cold? Yeah. This weekend it was. Did you get laid out there? That we asked. Not yet.

Not yet? It hasn't been christened, though. Damn. Don't people know where it is? Yeah. I got to relax for a second. Just poke your head and see if they're still doing their interview. Yeah, I think they're in one.

But, nah, Nate doesn't like to, like, post my blogs, so. What the fuck? Me either. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. He has, like, a power control shit. He got a power control little thing going on. So he doesn't like to post my blogs, so, like, I tweeted about it, and everybody came at him because I guess everybody on Twitter hates him,

which I wasn't aware of. Tico Army. It's crazy. Everybody came at him and he came in my DMs and was like never write me again. Really?

Yeah. And did you write him again? Fucking right. I screenshotted it and put it out. Wait. It's Dana. But that's not

what I asked you to do. I didn't ask you to do anything. Yeah, you did. Alright, fine. I'll say refollow. Okay. I don't think it's going to work. Patrick.

Come here, man. Patrick. This is P.A.T., man. P.A.T. What's up? Good, baby. That's Patrick Tico, right? The twin brother, right?

So, your last name's Tico. What's your first name? Kelechi. That was my first guess. Yeah. You guys weren't born. What's your first name? Kelechi. That was my first guess. You guys weren't born. You were born in where? Germany?

We were trying to play. We were trying to take away our street credibility. First off, they're not from H-Town. They're from Sugar Land. That resonates well with the white people. Yeah, let's Google their median income. Hey, don't do that. Sugar Land's crazy like that. We promote city, man.

Don't play. Don't play. You know, you forget I'm a giant, my brother. This side. I know you can fight. What happens if you see Nate? Yeah. Is it on site?

Listen, we don't want anyone to lose their job. Oh, no. Oh, that's him? That's my dog, though. That's your dog? I like Nate dogs. I've been around with him for a while. Listen, I'm not going to get in the middle of this because, Tico, I think you have a right to be upset if your blogs aren't being posted.

Yeah. But that dog right there, he bites. He bites. He bites. His bark is worse than his bite. He him. His bark is worse than his bite. He bites. His bark is worse than his bite. Yeah, I can promise you.

Dog bites. Dog bites. They don't pierce the skin, though. You got to hit up the base. You playing. I hit him with it. Look at. It's all love.

It's all love. It's all love. I'm a career high fat. Wait, what? Yeah, career high in weight. Bulky. He's looking good. 360. Yeah, yeah. You know. I'm about close to that. Wait, what? Yeah, career high in weight. Bulky. He's looking good. 360.

Yeah, yeah. I'm about close to that. What's happening right now? I guess they're bonding over being big. It's just vibing. Yeah, you guys are both big. I heard that Nick fucked, KB fucked Nick, girl. Is that true?

Whoa. Jesus. Who was that? Whoa! Jesus. Who was that? Oh, shit. Oh, no. Patrick. Did KB sell you that? No.

Oh, shit. Oh, damn. Look at Nick's face. Look at Nick's face. Nick is really fucking tight. Oh, no. Yo, this is triggering. Was that one of the categories on the Tico 10?

That was a bonus round. Is that true? That was a bonus round. You just said it. You weren't even prompted? No, I wasn't. Damn, my bad, man. Everybody fucked her.

Everybody fucked Nick's girl. Goddamn. My bad, Nick. Nah, Nick's catching us. Wait till the clock strikes two, brother. Oh, shit. Hey, listen, man. We WrestleMania.

I mean, we got, oh, boy, what's his name? The one you don't like? Me and you, we gonna tag team. Jeff and I do? Who? We got them as the undercard. Me versus KB? Oh, rough and rowdy?

No. Whatever. You're talking like you didn't go to private school. He went to the John Cooper school. John Cooper Academy. You private school boy. What clubs were you in? What was your extracurriculars?

Tico, what extracurriculars was he in? Football? Basketball? Chess? Wait, were you in chess Football? No. Basketball? Chess? Fucking bitches. Wait, were you in chess club? Actually, actually, everybody was in chess club, though.

For like one year, like everybody did chess club. Why are we getting exposed? You just said he fucked my girl. But that's a good thing for KB. For KB? Yup, it's bad for you. So why is KB attacking me? I'm helping my boy. You know how it is.

You didn't help me. This is girl. Thank you. What were you doing there? That's what I'm talking about. It's gang. Nick had mono. He was out for six weeks.

That is true. Nick had mono? That's some bullshit. Where's Marty? Wait, Dana. Dana, you got to get Marty in here. KB. Wrong.

Marty. Marty. Marty, I got people coming back. What's Marty? Wait, Dana. Dana, you got to get Marty in here. KB. Raw. Marty. Marty. Marty, I got people coming back. Man, what's up? I got people coming back, Marty. Oh, man. Oh, fuck. That's my boy, Marty.

People are already coming back. Look at that beer belly, Dana. Rico, defend your boy. What's up, baby? I already got people following him back. Put me onto those shoes. All right, I got to go do an interview anyway. Do you guys want to keep doing the show?

Yeah. All right, you guys. We vibing interview anyway. Do you guys want to keep doing the show? Yeah. I mean, we just talking. We vibing. We vibing. You want to host? Huh? You want to host? Yeah, let me get in there.

Have you met Big Cat? Yeah. What's up, man? I think we met, right? Yeah, I mean, he's a bigger person than I am. Big Cat in the hat. What's up? What's up, PAT?

What's good? What's good? What's good? I want to say everybody watching right now, go follow the Tico 10, man. We doing an episode today with Chicken Fry. It should be lit. We've had KB. We've had Nick on there.

We've had Jersey Jerry. Wow. We've had three of the five people here. Yeah, yeah. Seriously. That's fucking great. That's awesome. Got to get those boys.

Awesome. Yeah, definitely. Real characters. I would love Sasquatch and Owen to be on there. I don't know if they fuck with me, though. No, I do. I fuck with you, Tico. Oh, you fuck with me?

Of course. You know that. Okay. You're not gay, are you? Huh? You're not gay, are you? No. All right.

Sas fucks with you, then. Okay. That's not true. I don't know how that started. I got roped into it yesterday. I saw that on the out and about. I saw the little clip of you. Yeah, what is going on?

Oh, I mean, it was obviously a joke, and then there's some people who are like, are you going to address this? Yeah, you know, the LGBT community came out with you. And then there's other people who are like, they were like, bro, I fuck with Sass heavy now. You just gained a listener. He can't lose.

Grabbing someone with a Kirk for it. Sass wash can't lose, man. He can't lose. He can't lose. King of New York, baby. Nah, there's been some else here and there. Fucking haircut. What's up with the haircut, Sasquatch?

What happened? I shaved my head. I mean, he's looking like a Marine right now. Is it racist? It's kind of racist. No, because I'm not like bald. It has racial undertone. It does, man.

Skinhead? Are we calling him a skinhead? What's that movie, American History? Are we calling him a skinhead? Yeah, yeah. Oh, damn it. Edward Norton. Fucking furlong. Was him a skinhead? What's that movie, American History? Are we calling him a skinhead? Edward Norton? Was this a dare? Was this a dare to ask questions? No, I was in quarantine and I was like, I needed a haircut

so I just shaved it off. Oh, wow. But now you gotta curb stomp somebody. No, not just to somebody. It's growing in. It kind of looks cool though. It does. Honestly, yeah. It kind of gives you some edge. A little edge. Are you gonna grow it out? No more Mr. Nice Guy. You're gonna just keep it as a buzz. It does. Honestly, yeah. It kind of gives you some edge. A little edge. Are you going to grow it out?

No more Mr. Nice Guy. You're going to just keep it as a buzz? I'm going to grow it out. Okay. Actually, I don't know. I want to see what it looks like at a little longer. I think that'll look good. Yeah, and then I might keep it like that or just grow it out.

It makes you look older and more sophisticated. Yeah. It was way too long before it was a mess. You got that skater look. Tony Hawk. How was y'all holidays? How was y'all holidays? You know Bob Burnquist.

I know. You were talking to me about him earlier. True, true, true. You right. I used to play the game. Yeah, I knew it. That's the best soundtrack ever. You love Burnquist.

Rodney Mullen. Okay, I don't know him. No, no, you do. That's TJ's guy. Bucky Larson. Whoa. Yeah. No, no, you do. That's TJ's guy. See, he just seems smart. Whoa. Wow, Bucky Lassner. Fuck, what?

Bucky? Bucky. Okay. Yeah, yeah, him too. What happened to X Games? Does that still come on? Yeah, it's still going. Damn.

You like that? I did, man. Well, they put it in the Olympics, and 12-year-olds are winning it. Damn. That's how it, yeah. Well, who happened to that dude with the red hair that used to always win? Sean White. Sean White He was dude up

Damn He's still good He's still running shit I believe that He's got one year left in him I don't know if he skateboards as much as he snowboards, though He's a professional snowboarder But he competed for skateboarding, too

Yeah, he did do both Travis Pastrana Yeah, that's good Didn't he win his first gold medal in skateboarding when he was like 14 or some shit? Yeah. I don't know that. I think he did. That's late.

That is pretty late. You like those brownies? There's loose chips on there. Are they edible? Nah, just brownies. Damn. Are you going to offer one to Patrick? No, no, no.

Now, listen. Pre-diabetes. CJ's mom made them. Pre-diabetes over here. My doctor would kill me. Really? Pre-diabetes? What do you mean? What. Pre-diabetes over here. My doctor would kill me. Really? Pre-diabetes? What do you mean?

What's pre-diabetes mean? I guess when you're scared of getting diabetes. Is that just a self thing? Everybody's pre-diabetes. Yeah, I guess that could be said for anyone. Yeah, exactly. So I'm going to say it for myself so I don't overindulge. You know what I'm saying?

Because I'm known to like a little sweet, sweet. What's your go-to? What's your... Shout out to TJ, guys. What will you do? Tego, can you move the wrapper? Can you take the wrapper off complete? I like M&M peanuts.

What about Jim candy? Don't kiss Jake. What the hell is Jim candy? You do the math. That's what candy when you're eating at gym? I guess. Oh, shit. Never mind.

You know what? No, no, I'm good. Let me know. Hey, listen. I'm just saying. You guys have similar physiques right now. Yeah, shit. Never mind. You know what? No, no, I'm good. Let me know. Hey, listen. I'm just saying. You guys have similar physiques right now. Yeah. We do.

Let's meet in the middle. Let's do a torso comparison. Hey. KB and Pat? Listen, you don't want none of that. Like, what's up? I'm out here too sexy like Daniel. You don't want none of this.

I know. But KB's a gay. Listen. KB's going to get on steroids, though. You can't say that. What? Otherwise, you got a fear fear gay people like he do. Yeah, you're right.

Pardon? You can't say that. Do you, KB? Can't say what? You're scared of gay people? Are you? Yeah. What?

Wait, why are you scared of gay people? What can't he say? Absolutely not. I just don't like them. Yeah, but KB. He's not afraid of me. He actually confronts them quite often. Yeah, but KB, you got the classic look of the celebrity that gay people love, to be fair.

Oh. Yeah, that's kind of true. Does that just mean, wait, are you too straight to call him handsome? If he went to jail, you would get fucked so hard. Gay people would love you. It is. Everything else is an ism, and then gay people get a phobia. What is this poster for that Pat's carrying?

Oh, that's his vision board for Out and About. I'm worried about them Oh my gosh, Sasquatch might be on there Sasquatch might be on there, honestly His vision is to fuck Sasquatch in the ass Tico Whoa I don't know about all that

Jersey Jerry How you doing? I've seen better days What's wrong? Nah, just, you know I just was home for like three weeks. You know what I mean? Coming back. It's kind of tough.

It's a long break. Yeah. I just got a new mattress and I fell in love with it. Yeah, it's like being in my bed. I kind of miss it a little bit. It's exactly like being in your bed. Yeah. Which part of Jersey do you stay in?

Right outside of Newark. Okay. Nice. That's where I flew in last night Yeah he does You wear a robe I saw your Instagram story You had a picture with a book

And a candle And your feet were touching the faucet And it said much needed Was the caption Listen I'm a well groomed man Yeah I get Tentacures every now and then There you go

You know what I'm saying You like the hibiscus tea Face masks and shit No I ain't tried none of that You know what I'm saying? You like the hibiscus tea face masks and shit? No, I ain't tried none of that. You know what I'm saying? You're like, I'm good. I just use some black African soap and shit like that. Stains the shower, no?

It doesn't stain the shower? Yeah, it does. It's all black and things everywhere. That's the only bad part. That's the only bad part. Do you use it too, Jerry? I've used it, yeah. It stains the shower.

You don't got to be African to use African soap. Yeah, no. It's not. I wasn't surprised. It just stains the shower. It's the only downside of it, yeah. It stains the shower. You don't got to be African to use African soap. Yeah, no. It's not. I wasn't surprised. It just stains the shower. It's only downside of it. Yeah. Actually, Jerry used black Asian soap.

Oh, yeah. Who do? I use a black Asian one? Yeah. Okay. Oh. Coach Doug just came in with flip flops on. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's 18 degrees. How the hell? Baseball fans are never cold. It's fucking true. Hey, KB, you got to stop exposing me. I'm cold all the time, my God. How the hell? Baseball fans are never cold. It's fucking true. Hey, KB, you got to stop exposing me. I'm cold all the time, Tico. What's that make me?

Are you a baseball fan? No. Okay. I mean, I know Mike Trout. That's good. Yeah. That's good. It's a good start.

Yeah. It's a really good start. Exactly. Mike Trout. Yeah, there you go. Are y'all baseball fans? Tico, are you eating the loose chips off the top Of that brownie? The chocolate?

Yeah That's easily accessible It's actually pretty good Shout out to TJ's mama Tico I got a serious question I've been watching The Instagram stories Very very seductive

At times Are you No I'm just curious Are you just Are you trying to like Get back at somebody Or You just Or you got your eyes On somebody Or Cause they've been No, I'm just curious. Are you trying to get back at somebody?

Or you got your eyes on somebody? Because they've been very, very seductive. Okay. What do you mean by seductive? I think I'm getting more body positive. You know what I'm saying? Like kind of self-confidence. I used to like, even though I have a really nice body, I used to never show it. Gotcha.

And just be always like a tomboy. Now I'm getting more into my womanhood. And yes, I did have a breakup recently. I didn't know. I didn't know. I am starting on my ex a little bit. Let's get back to Patrick's body. You know it. Let's keep this about

Patrick's body. About Patrick's what? Body. You can't wear that in without us talking about it. Come on. Don't wear that in without us talking about it. Listen, come on. Don't hate. Don't hate. Don't hate.

Toothpick right here. You know what I'm saying? It's all good. I don't know shit about her fucking Instagram story. I hope I never ever see that shit. It wasn't nothing naked. It ain't nothing bad. It's like a girl can be in a swimsuit or what.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. What you mean? One piece, yeah. You can have your shirt off with all the hoes, and I support you. You better support me and my swimsuit. Fall back, twin. You know what I'm saying? You better support me.

Fuck you think you're going on. As long as there's no twerking. Let your sis be body positive. The courage is that shit. Let's hype each other up in 2022. That's okay, KB. Let's hype up family, little twin. All right, come on, KB. Bring your sister. Let me, yeah, yeah. Let's bring her. Let's hype each other up in 2022. Let's hype up family. Come on, KB.

Bring your sister. Let's do that. Body positive on her, too. Nick, you want to say anything about that? Okay, cool. I think Nick still might be down bad a little bit. Do all y'all have sisters? I have two older sisters.

I have one. I got one, yeah. I know you have one have sisters? I have two older sisters, yeah. You have two sisters? I have one. I know. I got one, yeah. I know you have one. I don't trust people without sisters. Yeah. I think you need a sister and a brother. Yeah, you do. You don't have a brother? I know. I always wish I had a brother. I'm a snake. You're his brother. You're his brother, Nick. I'm his brother. You're his fucking brother.

I thought he was. Would you want a younger or older brother, Jerry? I think I'd want a younger brother. So you can look after? Yeah, I wish. I never had that. Yeah, I remember always longing for that. And then it was an empty feeling that was never filled.

Yep. Wow. This got deep. I always wanted a brother as well. But you do have good tits. Owen's real deep. I have good tits? Yeah.

Chest. How much do you bench? Those are your mixers, right? I could reverse bench probably about $4.65. Those are your mixers, the alcohol mixers? Yeah. That's your default answer to that question. What about you bench? Those are your mixers, right? I could reverse bench probably about $4.65. Those are your mixers, the alcohol mixers? Yeah. That's your default answer to that question? Yeah, I know.

What about normal bench? That's in my local fucking bodega that I go to. I know. I started in college with all my buddies. I don't really live there. We're having three simultaneous conversations. This is the matrix. Shout out to you for that.

Congratulations. Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm living off it now. That shit is literally fucking everywhere. Yeah. And it helps because then I could take some cuts here because I have some breathing room there. That's awesome.

And he's still producing our pod after all that. He made it like a cocktail mix, but no alcohol. It doesn't come with the alcohol. Yeah, it's like no alcohol. It's like a syrup. It's in the bodega next to my house. Damn. I just go in and I see it.

Where mine is at? He's paying my rent There are a bunch of them I don't drink I'm already crazy There's no alcohol in it You don't drink? No

At all? No Oh wow that's cool We the same You do drink So I thought it'd be funny Sometimes You drink wine

If I started an alcohol brand That's pretty funny Well there's no alcohol though Right? You gotta put the alcohol in Yeah There is We put alcohol in it

They just don't tell anybody they just lie on the label yeah um it's a loophole for me yeah patrick why don't you uh drop your socials then sign us off okay well you know you can see me on twitter patrick tico p-a-t-r-i-c t-i-k-o and that's on instagram patrick p-a-t-r-i-c underscore the great t-h-K-O And us on Instagram Patrick P-A-T-R-I-C Underscore The great T-H-E Underscore G-R-E-A-T

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Stop fucking playing See A gay man's dream Oh my god Love all you guys man We gonna have Owen and Sasquatch on there soon, man. You know it's gang shit. Stop fucking playing. Ooh, hey. See? A gay man's dream. Oh, my God. Man, love all you guys, man. You guys are all like brothers. I appreciate you guys, man.

Yeah, I guess we are. Always fun, man. All right, guys. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. See you. Outtie. Outtie. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straws. The act style.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shopper to a Yankee pop. It's the act. Damaged Zimbo on TikTok. Thank you.