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Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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I don't think I can go take the check. We got to make a decision Danny in the next lane. Can I counterpoint you? They're down 02. You show up, you get the check, they win. They come back, win the series. You're a hero.

Yeah, the big check game. Yeah, the rally check was, the rally check is fit. The storyline that was discussed. Problem is they suck. They suck. No, the brewers are just good, but they don't know, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to do that. We're not going to sit here and say the brewers are good.

Well, they are. The cubs are bad. Cubs are bad. Yeah, that's. This is a cold. This is called a cope, Brandon. Let us cope. It's not that they're better.

We're just worse. But don't they need to hear you say that they're good? Don't they need a little positivity? No, I think they know they're bad right now. Can you have Danny get your check? I was thinking about sending Che. Don't do that to people. Yeah.

But also the problem is they want me to be there like two and a half hours before first picture. That's also a $55,000 check. Fucking hang out. I don't know. It's so early. What happens if you don't get it? They mail it? No, I think I could...

I was thinking about email and being like, hey, can't do it? Can we do it opening day? Or NLCS game. Yeah, you're milking it at that point. How many 50-50s have there been since you've won? Two? They're going to lose and people are going to shit on me.

Oh, because they're already down oh, too. Yeah, but the point is you got to... I have to be... All my focus needs to be on trying to save the Cubs season on Wednesday. But that's what you could do. Personal accolades. Right. If they lose tomorrow, the season's over, the Cubs will have gone two and two at home.

Yeah. In Wrigley Field, the two losses will be the day that Dan won the 50-50 and the day that Dan accepted the 50-50. That's too heavy for me. People won't ever want you to do that. That's too heavy. That's bad. It basically would ruin me doing 50-50, which I love. And then every other game that they played at home where he wasn't making it about himself with the 50-50, they won.

What if they win? What if you go and they win? If I thought they could win, I would maybe collect a check. but I don't, we can't hit, dude. You got to, you got to score. Are you afraid of, like, Photoshop's? No, it's, no, it's literally just vibes. I want, I need to have all my focus on the Cubs winning the game.

Think of the pure math here. The Cubs were a good team. Them losing three in a row is unlikely, even to the Brewers. You sound like a guy who hasn't been watching these at bats. I'm aware of the series. Aware is different than watching. 15 straight to in the game. We just can't fucking hit.

dude we haven't scored more than three runs in five playoff games how fast you dooted me twice i'm duding you hoarded me twice what how faster like the brewer's pitching fast how fast all right so like if you ever been in a car that's gone like i don't know 104 miles an hour oh it's that guy that fast yeah no one's hitting him yeah he only pissed a few innings it was quite the stream last night because we had one inning half inning where we were so excited and then it just sucked out of us and then we spent the next nine innings essentially just discussing Mikey Betts and Stephen Chey's porn preferences. Yeah.

And Asian rankings, obviously. Yeah, you guys want to hear Stephen Chase's top 10 Asians? No. Yeah. Top 10. Do you even know 10 Asians? We have, we made him do his top 10 Asians. That's how bad the game got.

Think about that. Think about that. We're sitting watching a playoff baseball game and we get Stephen Chase's top 10 Asian. Asian women are just Asian. Not only that, Kyle. In general. Not only that Kyle, I was actually interested. Yeah, I kind of wanted to hear about it.

I kind of wanted to hear it. Took our mind off the game. At the time, I was like, yeah, I kind of do want to hear this. In my circles, we get to that quick. Yeah, that's like a first day hang out. But we just got in such a bad spot last night that we were like, every commercial break, we were just like, Stephen, start a conversation. He was a jester.

Yeah. I hit the Stephen shape. Can we guess some of your Asians, Steve? There's one that you'll name. Never guess. Nick might, not Nick might. Oh, would you guess this person? Well, I don't know.

Well, guess them. Why are you so far back? Somebody keeps pushing my chair. All the chairs are not. You're so far behind. I'm not giving me. I'm not bending to their will. Weird.

It makes me like so much bigger. Okay. Jackie Chan for sure. So it's been revised, but yes, he's on there. Oh, you revised? He was originally off. You slept on it. I was going through, I was going through like sports figures.

You got to give us the one that you gave us And you were not going to sports figures for that one The one hint? No, no, you got to give us the list you gave us last night Yeah, okay Okay, so the list I gave you last night without Jackie Chan Oh, you didn't have Jackie Chan on that? So someone brought it up and I was like, oh yeah, of course Jackie Chan's on it

So I'll give you the full list with Jackie Chan at it, I just moved This feels way more complicated So this is your top 11 Just really could have just started with the Just say the fucking list Top 11 That's a tough number for them Top 11 Asians

My dad, number one Yeah. Number two, Keanu Dior. Why would go the other way? T.J. knows. I don't know. I'm assuming. That wasn't.

Mm-hmm. Wait, you haven't. Start at 10. You always started 10. Well, 11. 11. Number 11. I guess now on it.

Yeah, no. We can't. This is my list. We're going one to, we're going one to 11 as custom. As custom. It's not custom. You go backwards. Yeah.

Now the excitement is gone. Number three of grand reveal. Yeah. Who is number two? Kiana Dior. Who's that? A hot woman? Yes.

That sounds like porn star? Yes. So his dad been a porn star? Is that the one? No. That's the other one. We'll have to say that when that comes up. Number three, Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan went from unranked to number three? Well, I did this in like 30 seconds, so yes. Well, no, you did it. Okay. I don't think you'd do anything in 30 seconds. Yeah. Number four, Ichero. Yeah.

Solid. Number five, Jeremy Lynn. solid number six London Keys there's like that's a point star is that porn yeah and we asked

Stephen what his favorite part about London Keys was he said she's very proportionate what the fuck is that Stephen's a closeted asexual he said his favorite porn star's

proportionate to she's so fucking weight to height head size to height to what? Just like good size up top, not too big, not too small, good size in the back. Not crazy. Where it needs to be, huh? So two porn

stars ranked higher than like your kids. Like, how gay do you have to be to be like, what do you like about your porn star? She's proportionate. Yeah, everything's just right. How did each year old get over Jeremy Lynn? You're a Knicks fan. I thought Jeremy Lynn was one of your favorite men. He kind of like blew up the

I love Carmelo and the whole him and Carmelo with a quote that got taken out of context. Really spoiled season. When we asked Mikey Betts the same question what do you say? This is a headphones only type of porn. Yeah, he said Lenin Keyes is a headphones. No, he said Keanu's your Oh, his headphones. What does that? No, when you

said the proportion, we were like, what do you like about her? Because he liked her too, whatever girl you're talking about. And then he was just like her fucking tits. Yeah. Like her pussy's awesome. That's like the only answer that makes that. No, ass her tits, she even is symmetry. Yeah. Lennon keys also has a tongue ring. What does

headphones only? Yeah, what does that mean? He was explaining. It's hard to hear her. I feel like we should have him come in here. Yeah. She moans regularly. But she dirty talks in a mumble way. She doesn't announce.

And he likes that or no? No, he likes it, but he just knows that when he watches her videos, he's got to put the headphones in so he can really hear the dirty talk. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, got it. Jerking off in headphones, man. If it doesn't have headphones available, it turns a subtitles on. so he goes exactly what's also said that his wife has walked in

on him multiple multiple times so yeah it's a fetish yeah yeah yeah to the point now that all she does is eye roll and walk out yeah it's on her for not not his numbers were crazy because we were all thinking it was a really big number

he was like I don't know probably like four or five times and it was like how recently he's like last week last week happened so it just happens in his house wait four or five times then his wife has walked in on it Once last week

That's not good I've never walked in on Yeah I've never Oh Pat probably has never No he definitely doesn't No way He doesn't

Totally He don't do it when there's an off Even a chance Yeah He's got his headphones in He can't hear shit Is anything like me He just doesn't do it

Yeah All right what number are we on Six? Uh We're five Uh Hold on Yep

Six was London Keyes Seven Say a Suzuki. You didn't know who he was six months ago? Oh, Lord. The Bengals have traded for Joe Flacco. Oh, that's fun.

Yep. Oh, Lord. Seven, Sayy Suzuki. Eight, Yao Ming. Nine, my cousin Godfrey. You have a cousin, Godfrey? Yep, that's the one.

That's pretty much the whole list. That's what I wanted to get to. What's Godfrey? Is this Godfrey Che? No. No, even better. Godfrey what? I think a guess.

Is it the comedian? O'Callaghan. Oh, the black comedian? Yes. I don't know. No, Godfrey Chan. Godfrey Chan. Yeah.

And he has a guy who he just found out existed in April. Shosea in Seiz, Suzuki, ahead of his cousin, Godfrey. Not for Chan. But is, you fuck with Godfrey more than a lot of your other family members? Yeah. He was, you grew up in Jersey, so you're actually closest, and yeah, we haven't had a bunch. I would like to meet God. I need Godfrey.

We need Godfrey to come on. Like, he needs to come out. How Asian is he? 100%. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Up there. Godfrey.

But alas. He's got a fucking cousin Godfrey. That's a Godfrey. An Asian Godfrey. Is that what you said? Godfrey Chan. 100% what? Chinese.

Oh, that's so hot. What? You know what I'm talking? about yeah say are you 50 you know what that's from yeah uh yes 50% okay so godfrey's proportionally better

more Asian he's yeah god he's more Chinese proportions are good what was his nickname god I never called him a nickname now you just thought oh is godfrey GF

does he have siblings that have regular names Serena that's a lot more normal than Godfrey oh that's it Godfrey, you don't forget Serena Chan? Has anyone here ever met a Godfrey? Never. Not even close.

I've been in the same room as a Godfrey, let alone an Asian Godfrey. Che have you, what are your top memories with Godfrey? He is 12 years older than me, I think. Oh, wow. Not a memory. He got me into some music when I was younger and played some basketball with me. Just smashing pumpkins. And he tried to get me into radio head.

I didn't really take but yeah we'd watch Jackie Chan movies a lot we watched Jeffrey Chan got you into radio right to get you into radio head yeah he's more indie rock

but uh he so we would go to Brandon he this is my cousin that lived in Emerson so he lived like around oh he lives a couple blocks from you

oh when you come to my house holy shit you might have you might have you might have walked by God I might have stumbled around Godfrey yeah well his childhood house we would go to like, I don't know, every couple weeks,

but what we would usually do is rent a movie and then I'll watch it, my family, and then his family. And one of them, when I was 12, was Fight Club, which is a pretty graphic, both Fight Blood and also, like, sex scenes. That was a tough moment of crime.

He was 24 as well. Yeah, and my parents were there. How many times would the whole families get together and watch a Jackie Chan movie? That was the most regularly rented. That loved that. Yeah, you really would go over there. I'm assuming sit on the floor.

I love that. That's very sweet. My aunt would try and be somewhat Americanized and get like pizza, but get like broccoli on it. Oh. Yeah. That's a Jay move. All right. Who else?

Have you ever traveled with Godfrey and his family? Yeah, kind of. Like not his current kids. I mean, he's older than me, so his kids. are older so we never did that but uh he has current kids and he has yeah past kids and future well like yeah what not his career well him as a dad i haven't traveled with him as a dad got it that wasn't the question uh but yeah our families like when we were both younger would travel so yes yes well okay all right right there we go okay all right and then finish off the list

i really just have you ever travel with him well not as a dad Dad to dad, we've not yet to travel. Okay. Number 10, Shota Imanaga, and 11 Yonge Hansen, the Chinese Center for the Portland Trailblazers. No scientists, no politicians, no doctors. I thought Andrew Yang's hat was cool that said math, but that's all I know about him, really. Okay. Jack Ma.

Don't know him. Yo-Yo Ma I've heard of. Yeah. Is he Asian? Chalist. I would say he's probably. Chellist. Nah, he's this guy from Alabama.

Do a 23 and me to check. So yeah, that's where the Cubs have us right now. Yeah, ranking. Ranking. Ranking. He's talking about Cousin Godfrey. Che, it's a great list. Thanks.

Great list. I might do my own tonight. Top Asians? Top Asians. Does anyone have like a clear cut number one that's not like super popular of an opinion? Yeah, Stephen Che. Yours is a Stephen Che? It has to be.

I think mine is too. Yeah. Yeah, mine's not a popular thing. What about the lead singer? He's not my number one. He's half, what is he? I don't know. Half Japanese, half Scottish.

Okay. Yeah. Mike Shinoda from Lincoln Park Half Japanese Okay yes we have some good ones there Yeah mine's Stephen Che Probably Yao Ming And then there's this dude who covers

The Grateful Dead in Philly And his voice sounds exactly like Jerry Garcia And he's Asian Pretty good Yeah That's about it That's my top but what about Indians Indians are Asian right

Oh right yeah Good point Russians too Some some Russians Dahl Simms, Zangif. We're top Russians, Brandon. How you doing, Brandon? I'm good. How are you?

What's that shirt? It's Montreal Canadiens logo with Starry Night. That's pretty cool. Because of hockey. Yeah, I'm a hockey guy. Yeah. Four o'clock. Four o'clock.

Blackhawks. I got to get you that list. Four o'clock Blackhawks and the Panthers. I think we might beat them. Probably not. Everybody's hurt. Panthers are all hurt. Yeah.

Barkov hurt. The other guy hurt. Mm-hmm. Kachuk. Kachuk. Hurt? I believe he's hurt. Okay.

Yeah. So that's good. A lot of hurt. Not good. But it's good. Is that game in America? It's it. Yeah, it's in Florida.

Yeah, I did it. Well, at 4 o'clock's a weird time. Triple header. They're going, uh, sometimes they've started the season in like Chuckles of Bach. Yeah. So it's 5 o'clock Eastern there and then they go to New York and then they go to L.A. I think for the. Got it.

Hockey's back too early. I'll say it. A little bit. Too early. Probably a little early, but they got the Olympics this year. Yeah, no, I know why, but it's just, it's too early. A little too early. Not ready for it.

Wasn't mentally prepared. Start in November. Yeah. Start Christmas. Basketball and hockey. They should both start Christmas Day. Yeah. It'd be great.

You're going to be a grumpy, that's a grumpy man when your hawks lose? No, this is the year that everything starts to come together and the arrow is pointed straight up. I think it's a year before the year. But the young kids now, It's all young kids now. It's not like interspersed with veterans. It's go out there, take your lumps, and let's start this thing back up top.

Be something. Yeah. Turn into what you're going to turn into. Make something of your life. Yeah. Young guys. Nick Foleno out. Is he?

Is he out? I don't know. He's not a young guy. That's why I was. Oh, no. He's still there. He's still there? He's still there.

He's still a captain. And then, yeah, Nazar. Nazar is coming into his own. This hockey talk. Brandon. Yeah. Come on, Brandon. Oh, fucking Nicky Smokes walked into mostly today.

And he's like, you ready for today, bitch? What? And I'm like, what are you talking about? He said, Panthers Blackhawks. And I said, stop right there. I'm going to name Blackhawks, you name Panthers, and we go until somebody misses. I had him out in like round three. Damn.

Tell us, tell the class the Nicky Smoke's anecdote. Yesterday, he asked me if there was a way to watch Florida Gators basketball this year. He's like, do you think that they'll be on TV? I was like the defending national champion SEC school with a massive alumni network. Yes. And he was like, cool, because I'm looking to, I'm looking to know the player's names before the tournament starts this year. So I don't have to just call them by their jersey numbers. He walked into anus as we were recording.

It's probably going to be fun. I don't know. He walked in anus as we were recording today and he said, if a parent with HIV gives birth, does the kid have it? And I said, I don't know. And he walked out. He might be our number one popping. He's doing a lot of walking today. He popped in my office all the time.

He popped in on my lunch. He popped in on me before. He's popping in. He's also, he started asking me for basketball plays, but something happened yesterday and it was weird because, like, he picked the right topic where I was very interested. Like, I've said this before. Like, I will teach anybody basketball that wants to learn. Like, I love doing it.

But it was, he just pulls me aside as I was walking by the court. He's like, Titus, what does a point guard do, like, when he don't have the ball? And I was like, well, you're going to have to be more specific. and he's like, just give me like a play I could run. And I was like, how could one guy run a play? You can't, but I needed more context, but I also kind of taught him. He's like, cool, cool. He's like, I'll come to you a couple days with another question.

Is he trying to do it in the pickup? I guess. But it's, but you can't tell one player, like, do this. It's contingent on what the rest of the team is. You know what I mean? Is he just collecting information from all of us? I think so. I think he just learned that you can get new information.

Yeah, he just learned that... But is he retaining any of it? No, no chance. No, he likes the feeling, the experience of being told. Yeah. But then he kind of put it, he was like, there will be another lesson in the future, as though, like, I am now just behold, like, I don't know.

That's what he said today. He came to you and said, do you have another play for me, right? Yeah, he's what you do have another play for me? And I guess this is... Mostly we're starting in three minutes. But he's, he's asking for a one person play. That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't...

Did he say your name when he came up to you? because I have a feeling he might be probably on the audio book of like how to gain friends. He's trying to get real. Mark, yes. I'll tell me about you, Mark. Mark, I would love for you to teach me a play, Mark.

But Brandon, if I said, what does a quarterback do on this play? Or what should a quarterback do? You'd be like, it depends on what the player. A million things. A million things. So anyway, that's what I'm doing with smokes. I'm teaching a basketball, but just him in the context of like he's the only player on his team, I guess.

Not five players operating independently on another. Yeah, I don't know. Is he trying to become everyone's friend? I think he got like penance or the Holy Spirit talk to him. Oh, yeah. Maybe he's just trying to be likable? I don't know. He's trying to be my friend today.

He came up and he wanted to challenge me about the one. But I think that's how he sees you become friends with people, little ball busting. Huh. But then on Friday, he wore the medic glasses to play pickup. Yeah. So just when you think he's, that's basically. He's making progress. I made him take him off.

That's a move. He was wearing the mediglasses to record his highlights. Yeah. I actually have no problem with him wearing mediglasses for pickup. My problem was it was our first pickup game in like four months. So it was just atrocious. I was like, you can do this, but just let us get a little bit of like our legs back for a second. And aren't you guys playing music throughout the whole thing?

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Mincy's vlog today that he put out. It's just the most copyrighted music you could ever imagine. Oh, my God. I think he had Drake in there.

Unless you got the rights and clearance for Drake. Drake and Taylor Swift. Yeah. TJ, I saw you trying to maybe separate yourself from our Taylor Swift conversation yesterday. Huh. Well, I mean, every time I talk about it, it's immediately shot down because of bias. So I can't, I can't defend her on air. Kelly came after us yesterday.

Oh, did she? The whole crew. Yeah. I was relieved. I don't think I was on it, but I maybe should have been. About not thinking nine inches was... No, about us. Eurex being ridiculous.

Somebody added her and said, you should talk to, or get it at the yak boys because they were making fun of Taylor Swift or something, and she made fun of our dicks for about five straight. And it's like, we have 6.26. What are you talking about?

Bashing the new album. Oh, no. We were just, we were bashing one song's lyrics. I didn't see this. It was the worst written song I've ever seen. What a tattle tale. who's this person who tattled

I find the rat Huh Here to explain Um Oh no Yeah then we explained She didn't really like our explanation We were just like yeah

We thought that You know A lyric about Opening your legs Opening your thighs for the magic wand Was lame Mm-hmm Yeah she just kept on calling

Brandon's tiny dick So he kept on talking about my dick Yeah But you're Dick too big Walker I know She said no it's the lyrics And then she said It's the dick thing

And then you said moments of the lyrics A grown adult wrote this She's really sorry I was joking about the bad dick thing Something above But now I realize it was cruel of me to joke About something you're sensitive about

I'm sure your dick is just fine You have so many kids don't sweat the small stuff Damn And that's when I just said I just stopped Because my dick is fine Yeah It's just fine

Good You're goddamn right at it It's thank you Also if you have to write a song about your boyfriend's dick Are you maybe like Trying to do too much? Yeah, overcompensate

Unless it's awesome Unless it's awesome Unless it is awesome Probably This is a concept album I get in from the perspective I get being a fan of something But I'm a fan of a lot of things

But when they do bad or they suck I'm like well that wasn't good What if you like it and somebody else doesn't That's fine if they don't like it What if I set down? The song is objectively bad What if I sat down this morning I was like, you know what?

The Cubs are fucking awesome. And, yeah, I don't care what anyone says. Those first two games were so much fun. Dan, they're down 02. No, dude, that was... You're just saying it down 02 because your dick is tiny. Yeah, right. But they can't score any run.

No, no, that's... Listen, the six straight innings with no base runners, like, that was, that was fun. It's actually very good. Like, you don't, you, you just, you're just coming out of the wrong mindset. And my dick is tiny. And your dick is tiny. What if... we need to get Travis Kelsey to fuck you.

Me? Yeah. Yeah. You personally. And then if you'd have to issue an apology. What if you broke them up? Do you see you trav cheated with? Blended Walker?

Kill a trav? What the fuck? And BFW? Kill a trap. How does this song, how does it sound? How is it sonically? I don't know, but I'll say this, because I have. I had another sort of you just be like, this is why Travis unfollowed you a couple weeks ago.

I was like, I don't think he ever followed me. So I don't know what you're talking about. The more they fight online, the worst the album is, I think. Yeah. Because that, that feels like if you, the album's awesome. You don't have to fight with anyone. Yeah. But if you're going in the weeds right after an album drops, there might be something wrong.

Have you listened to it? I have not. Is it good? TJ's got to go. You've got to be good. Well, it is an argument. What are your favorite songs? I don't judge a song based on the lyrics.

Not at all. Oh, of course not. But I heard it does suck. The album? I heard it sounds bad. TJ? I think it's, there's some bops on there. It's not for me.

Still a professional. It's not written for me. It's written in the perspective. When someone says it's not for me, they're just saying it sucks. You're just saying it's bad. Who is the song about Travis Kelsey's dick for? Girls that are getting dick. From Travis Kelsey?

And Travis. Yeah, I guess. Saying something's not for me. It's the softest way of saying it's just, I don't like it. I hate it. I mean, even the Swifties have to admit there has to be a least favorite album. Do we know which one that is, TJ? Yeah.

Oh. It depends on the person. Huh. Okay. Okay. Depends on the person. I listened to Ophelia this morning. I thought it was good.

Yeah. I enjoyed it. All right. It's giving me slight the album. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, yeah. Yeah. The band. Yeah.

And also the luminaires. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of Ophileas. Yes. Robin Quivers. Robin Quivers? Oh, yeah, it's her middle name, yeah. Ophelia?

Oh, yeah, her middle name. What? Because I listen to Howard Stern Show. What does Robin, how much money do Robin Quivers make? A fuck time. What is she up to now? Did she do with the Howard Stern Show? Air Force.

But they're out. They're still doing it. When are they done? They announce her going to be finished, right? Wasn't that? Is that a main talking point? Yeah. One episode.

Is Robin Quivers? When Howard do we get mad? He'd call her that. No. No. Talk about going on dating. Yeah. Got it.

I don't know why I thought that. Yeah. My bad. Yeah, she's not. That would be funny, though, like if Howard Stern was just like, yeah, my second mic is a black lesbian. And you basically just get to say anything. I mean, he did. He kind of already did that.

He did kind of say anything part. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. He kind of did that without. Yeah, it's etched to my mind. I remember, like, the car. commercials for Ashley Madison it was like

which was just a site to get guys to cheat yeah and then it got back yeah and they leaked every name and it also I watched the documentary it was basically the site was like 95% dudes yes I do a bet oh yeah dudes looking for chicks and there were no shit they aired those commercials like on television oh yeah oh yeah I was a kid listening to that thing oh yeah okay yeah that's what they website yeah and all the all the emails got leaked I have a logistical question about the Taylor Swift song

Okay So she says Travis Kelsey's penis is nine inches She never says that Okay well let's say it's inferred Which is a popular theory Imply correct? Okay How does she know that? She's this Travis saying it

Probably because obviously Dante Seen it Uh Yeah but Looking at something it's probably pretty difficult to tell the difference if without context, without in front of a ruler from seven inches, nine inch, 11 inches?

Fair point, Steve. Yeah. She would only know that it's big. She wouldn't know the specific measurement. And we had a guy in here yesterday who thought Well, Dante doesn't count. Right. Dante thought it was a foot long.

Dante thinks Drinking five bottles of white wine doesn't count as drinking. Correct. But do you think. Why would it be called? a foot if your hand was that yeah yeah

he's caught a foot such a good point do you think that Travis Kelsey's mindset could be potentially on the same plane as Dante's or maybe his numbers are wrong

in what way I could see them being similar thinkers right so it's possible that listen Jay anybody's been around big dicks Travis Kelsey has been around big dicks yeah yeah that's a good point

I don't think he's going to be have a warp sense of what a big dick is or what nine inches is. Before you guys measured yourselves, did you have, like, when you measure were you like, that's exactly what I thought I was. Yeah, 3.75.

That's a good GPA. That's a great GPA. I got a 3.705. And the GPA. How were you way off? That's an honor roll cock. that's good that's all good good for the swifties yeah still doing it good for fighting those fights man got to have something they're in the weeds guys talk about sports 24 hours a day right right

but here's the thing here's a little critical we're critical critical critical and we allow criticism a second you say that something is slightly worse than the absolute best thing that's ever happened ever yeah yeah they they can't we don't say They won't admit that the song about this dick is poorly written. It looks like he's written by a 12-year-old who's just only heard of dick. It's what it looked like.

It's a concept that she's not writing as a concept. She's writing as different showgirls throughout to Elizabeth Taylor. Ophelia, she's not her. So the Cubs are just doing a concept offense. Maybe. It's the concept of an offense. How is this not a cold?

I just don't want them coming for me. You don't get it. The song isn't her. The song is. Yeah. She was merely... She was merely pretending to be a shitty song by her. It was a joke the whole time.

Just okay to say your favorite person made something that isn't good because it happens. Correct. Like, I've seen a lot of my favorite stand-up comedians and like that. What's your least favorite thing Bill Cosby's done? Yes. Good question. That's the exception.

Yeah. Anyway. Probably, yeah. I didn't like the kids say the Darnest Thing show I love that show What? He was so good at that That was the funniest fucking show ever You guys love Bill Cosby too

No, we love the kids saying the darnest thing Yeah, he was just a minute He asked one kid how do you make butterscotch And they said take the butter and then add scotch No That's fucking crazy It's so funny Who took over that show?

Francis I think Yeah You're right kids do say the dargest things Steve Harvey did it I think for a little bit He did every show for a little bit He's perfect is he I think he did it

The perfect like replacement war of a host Like not in a bad way I'm saying But like you you could put Steve Harvey in any show And he's like yeah that's good Yeah I watched Seacrest for the first time doing Wheel of Fortune Before the football game last night And didn't do it for me

Oh What was it? What was the too short? It was too fucking short The wheel looked too big They had a million dollar winner last week And that went viral And his reaction of the million dollar winner wasn't great

Really? Oh What was the guy's name that was the Sechrist The second Sechrist That wanted like tried to hold out And then just For American Idol? Yeah

Because American Idol started with two Seacrests Yeah I do remember There was a second Sechrest Oh what a memory Who basically was like I want more money And they're like

No we're just good with this Sechrest And then his career is just nothing Related or no His name is also Sechrest? No It's just another host. He's like a replacement host. Dunkleman.

Dunkelman. Imagine being the Dunkleman in that group. Yeah, look at that guy. They don't need Dunkleman. Dunkleman tried to get more money and they're like, no, we're good. We don't need you, Dunkleman. Yeah, we're going to keep Sea Crest.

Brian Dunkelman. Dunkleman bungled it. Oh, he's so hard. Dunkleman. He's a comedian. He might be doing great. Also, kids say the darnest thing reboot was Tiffany Haddish. God damn it.

What? I knew it. What? Nicky Smoke's head on the mediglasses when he tried to have lunch with me. Oh, he's pediglassing on. And he just tweeted out. They want him trying to have lunch with BFW. Oh, can we watch it?

It's only four seconds long. I shut it down pretty quick. It's on the Nikki Smokeswood. God damn it. I knew he was trying to do something this morning. Couldn't tell him. Did he have his glasses on when he talked to us? I don't care if I sit here.

I know that you didn't. All right. Wait, did he do Metaglasses to me? Because he came into my office. I think he metaglass to everybody. That's just his phone? I don't even think that's the metaglass.

That angle isn't head. You're right. He's just filming you, dude. That angle isn't head. His conversation with me was just, he came in. He's just like, so, you know, month to month, were you ever going to be able to go, like, year to year? And I was like, I don't know, dude.

And he's like, but is it? Fuck, Nicky Smokes. He's like, nah. With the glasses on? I don't know. Maybe. He might have been glassing me. Is there a point where you have to

What's the speech up there? What's going on here? What is Mook doing? Is he? They started a union? Oh, they're fighting. What would they be fighting about? Oh, I actually do you want to talk.

I just want to talk to Tate about that. About what? The after dark tonight. They're doing ski ball. Yeah, I want to talk to him about that. Wow, are they really getting into it? Mook had to sit down for it. Do you just get tired?

What could this be? Is that Mook from Texan Taco? That's why they're from Texan Taco. Rick stopped filming to get involved. What is that? Oh, bullpen. That was a bad angle of Tate. I think they were hating on him for getting the call.

Are they all sitting so close? they are sitting very close I want to know what they're talking about Nick what time you get here for a wake-up barstool 5.30? Jesus. Oh no, I leave at 5.30. That's when I like to like prep for it so I can just a.J. Hawke every interview. 6.56?

We get treated differently. Well, it's not that. I'm just, I literally, I have no time to sleep so I eat out every last drop. No, I get nervous. Oh, you stream until like 11 last night. Yeah, I didn't leave here. until, yeah, like 1130. I just didn't know how early you guys were here. I'm essentially your Dunkleman on that show.

No, you're not. We had a great show today. It's fun. Spirited debate. It was nice debates. We had a really good, really good idea, too. We came across the idea of, uh, there needs to be, um, like, missioners for each division in football.

Yeah, so they can represent, we look at C's health specific. Yeah, we were talking about how. The AFC South is, like, actually really good this year, but we don't, we need to have, like, commercials and stuff being like AFC South football. Almost like the SEC. We got the Colts and the Jags. Yeah, as a, like, its own entity. Yeah, there needs to be some PR going for the AFC South, just letting everyone know, like, hey, they're good this year. Imagine if there's a commissioner.

That's smart. I kind of can imagine, but it is, it would be a good idea. There has to be, like, a director of the AFC South, right? like no is there a title that oversees just that they're like a building afc south operations like i don't know i rise by the way just so everyone knows stephen is in crisis mode with the jaguars yeah rooted so hard for the chiefs last night the jaguars have four wins just to remind everyone if they get to nine wins stephen's going to have to wear full jaguards uniforms pads and dye his hair for the entirety of super bowl

Can we do custom jersey with, can we pick the name on the back? Yes, definitely. Or maybe we do one for each day. Godfrey Chan. Godfrey Chan. You predicted four wins for them. Four wins. Could still come true.

It's still possible. It's what's going to happen. The Jacks are going to go to the Super Bowl, and he's going to look like the Super fan out there. He's going to get super famous by being the Jack's super fan. Yeah. But Che would hate that. They could be playing the box.

Sure. Oh, that would be nice. No, what's going to happen, the Jags will win the Super Bowl. Bowl and Shay will spin it to that's why when Liam Cougham left the buccaneers I was so upset you guys told me who cares yeah that you're losing a coach yeah we just we had this guy in our building and he stabbed us in the back I said that I wake up Barcelona was right he was a good coach yeah but you uh you're in crisis mode you you it's not good the jags have I looked at it they have a difficult schedule but they also have two games against the Titans a game against the Raiders a game against the Jets but they can go five and what five and six, five and five and five? They can go five and seven. There's 12 games left? Okay. Five and seven. Yeah. So they can lose seven games and he's still going to have to be. Yes. Very excited. Kate, what's up? What's the after dark tonight? What's the arguments going on? So upstairs, we were, we're staying in the gym tonight and we were deciding, I said we should try

to make nine cornholes in a row. Lucas said that's impossible. He said cornhole nine is impossible. think that happens a good bit. I think I've done it for good ones. Yeah. I feel like I've done that. I feel like I've come very close. So then he's like, we should do something easier like making the corner pocket and ski ball. No. And not easier. So then we made a bet. It's whoever makes it first. And we're like deciding what should we do. And we said, White Sox Dave, are you good at ski ball? And he goes, I'm the best in the office. Oh. He thinks she's the best in the office of every single thing. So there's a draft tonight. We're doing it with the Chicago boys. And we don't know how we're doing first pick. But I want White So, Stakes Dave to keep him off the ski ball board, and Lucas wants him because... He probably sucks with ski ball. But Dave said last night that he never said that, correct? I saw that on the stream. That's not true. That's the whole reason we're doing the stream is because...

And that's why White Sox Dave's included is because he said he's the best in the office. Was that what you guys were arguing about up there just now? Mook says he's really, really good. When Mook says he's really good at something, he's dog shit. Yeah, he said he was really good at pass. I know about both of them. He's good at Moogske's going to what, ski ball? Yes.

So there are a lot. A lot of people in this office that are very confident in their ski ball abilities? Am I crazy? Over cornhole? Infinitely easier. I've played cornhole every day for a summer once. The corner shot in ski balls, like. It's hard.

I played ski ball like five times maybe. They're just living at the arcade. When's the last time you've played? Do we have a ski ball machine? No. It's coming at 2.30. Is it renting or we keeping? Was Lucas in a league or something?

Why is he so confident? I don't know. There is a league at Halligan. Yeah. What, uh, wait, so, so it's three, three. Yeah. And you all have to shoot the, because I actually think it might be more difficult to get the cornhole if you all have to hit one. Everyone's got to be a part of the streak.

So it can't be like, all right, Eddie makes all nine in a row. And you have to make them all. You can't just get one on and then, can then push it in. Is that the rule, Dan? Yeah. What are we talking about? You know, but Dan's, Dan's become quite the commissioner of Barcelona. Well, no, I told, I told, who did I tell?

Oh, Danny last night. You got to just make sure on a Tuesday night that you have the rules really, really set because at around 10 p.m. every Tuesday night I go downstairs in my basement to finish PMT and I pull up the after dark stream and whatever the chat is complaining about, I'm like, yeah, that is bullshit. Yep. And then I call in and say, hey, you got to fucking change this. I get three types of DMs. I get, you know, Michigan fans being like, you fucking pussy, you fucking loser. I get Tigers fans. And then I get Pittsburgh fans. And then I get people telling me that they're going to rat to Big Cat on every Tuesday night.

Big Cat is not going to like to see this one tomorrow. I mean, but you can't nine in a row. You have to get nine in a row, right? So you're saying first one is a hanging chad. You can't knock it in. What do you guys think? It has to go in a row. It has to go in.

Also, I have to redact. I've seen Mook go seven for nine. On top corner? Yeah. Skiball? At Halligan. Seven for nine? It's not nine for nine.

No, it's not. But I've seen him do that. I also refuse to believe that. I've seen him do it in Halligans. That's crazy. After spending a good bit of money. They have hit nine in a row on the top of... They get both corners, yeah.

So let's say you beat them in Cornhole. Do they have to stay until they finish theirs? Yes. Thank you, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat, Big Cat. I thought it was first to nine. I mean, if that's the team you want to be in. Competition. I have to say, if you remember, Big Cat, the last time I was down here,

I was just talking about this this weekend. it's how you always get me you add you pile on like you're doing right now i don't know if you remember what happens if ohio state loses to illinois this week what is it it was supposed to be oh yeah yeah it's a manse of pace and then it turned into like you have to wrestle kb out of yeah kb has to wrestle you while you're doing it yeah yeah yeah that's right about that are you nervous about that game uh 15 points i'm going no i'm uh i don't know i think our defense is really really really good i do too yeah i said that they're better than last year they are I said Ohio State's better than last year.

I think they are. Brandon? I think they are a lot better in Illinois. Okay. Thank you. I think it's... Aren't you the guy that said Penn State's good? I was wrong about that, but I'm advocating for everybody to pump the brakes a little

bit on Ohio State. The show I'm on unnecessary roughness, everybody's like, Ohio State's far and away the best team in the country. I think there needs to be some break pumping there. We saw them against Texas. They beat them 14-7. They were in control, but it's not like they destroyed them. And ever since then, they played Washington, who's fine.

And then they beat Minnesota, who's fine. I just think this pumps and breaks. Aren't she a guy that said that if Penn State and Oregon played again right away, it would be a coin flip? They went to double overtime the time they did play, Dan. And they lost to UCLA. There would. You didn't ask me what they would do.

In his defense, there would be a coin flip at the start of the game. That's true. There would be. And Penn State Oregon played and Penn State lost in double overtime, saying that these two teams are pretty even wasn't crazy. Then they went out and lost the UCLA. There's been a change. Material change.

A material change. A material change. When Brandon watches his first Ohio State game, he's going to be blown away. You know how I'm like, when he watched him play this year? I'm on Saturday. He's going to be like. So I definitely didn't watch him play Texas in the marquee game. I would like to watch and play Washington when they,

he would be like, God damn, this defense is. Oh, man, I should have checked this out. Pump some breaks is all I'm saying. I would like to say that Brandon, I am a receipt guy. I hear everything, but I'm trying to chill on. that a little bit. I don't give a good goddamn well then I'm releasing the receipts when I came down here and I said Ohio State defense is better

and you said there's no way they're better their defensive backs aren't as good their linebackers aren't as good they're defensive and they are and shutting down Arch Manning and Texas who Florida also shut down is that our did you have Arch Manning ranked high going into that game

I respect you and I love you I'll punch you in the fucking face I'm just saying we do a college football we can't we don't shit too I understand, but you can't, like, I got fooled by Archmanning. Everybody did. I just don't, I don't like how they hype up the media. We're halfway through a season.

Fine, but people are acting like Ohio State is definitively better defensively than they were last year. Let's see them play somebody. But no, now I'm mad, now I'm mad, now I'm mad, now I'm mad, now I'm mad. And I'll put you in my personal notebook, too. I have a little. I don't get a buckled because here's the problem. The national media people like.

You've made the decision, six games and that you're better. But the national. They are better. Watch the game, Brandon. Like yourself, hyped up Arch Manning, and then we shut him down so they decided he's not good. Hiped up Washington, then we shut him down, so now they're not good. Time out. It wasn't just because you guys shut him down.

It's because everybody shut him down. Yeah, we put the blueprint out there. It's because Florida shut him down. You're in the notebook. How many, like, burger delivered guys? Personal notebook, yeah. Personal notebook's a diary, right? Yeah.

Okay. Basically. Yeah, yeah. So you have like a little, like, fluffy pen? Right now it's the people that are not putting Julian Sane or Jeremiah Smith and their Heisman rankings. They haven't even unleashed them, Tate. They haven't played well enough to be in the

He hasn't even given the chance to. They're holding them in the garage. You don't break through or disagree. I just want more of this. Would you say that, would you happen to Buckeye Braille? Time out. Would you say that Julian Sane and Jeremiah Smith have been used to the maximum of their potential?

Because we don't have to. Because they're defense. Then how can you make the Heisman if you're not, if you're not even, they're not trying to win the Heism? Since when has been the best player on the best team in the country not been enough to be in the top 15 in the heisman how is jeremiah smith not using them how is carson beck in the top three right now and julian sayans got better stats than him and is the number one team they're not using jeremiah smith so what defense what do you mean so

that's a good fucking point date you just you just want everybody to pat you on the fucking diaper and say they're your players oh my diaper diaper boy man a little bit diaper boy is that true i don't wear a dog are you a diaper not a diaper in a mobile myself. Big cat, I'm not a diaper. I don't know. Where's a diaper? He does? Where's a buck-eye diaper? Really? Have a little poops in your bucket?

Not true. Not true. It's not weird if you don't actually pooping it. I don't. Well, in the diaper. I poop in the pocket. You keep the diaper clean. He has a red diaper. Put a graphic out. He has a silver dupes in the toilet. Not in a diaper. Yeah. If you just wear it for fashion or it's not weird. Yeah, that's kind of cool, actually. and it's like if you're on like a long road trip and like like you don't want to stop you get your diaper out i don't like this

so what happens if illinois beats ohio state i have to dress up as abraham lincoln in a top hat whatever every single day and then do a live stream of me reciting the emancipic patient oh already that's going to be a problem because if i mess up a syllable i have to do it for another 24 hours and then big cat said that yeah so i try it again the next day at six so you only has one shot every day to try the emancipation proclamation 100% perfect so everyone's going to be watching to make sure i say everything correct and then big cat said let's add you have to wrestle kb while you yeah every day because ablincoln was a good wrestler stinks for me yeah go bucks yeah you should be cheering for ohio state then kb yeah you'd look like you'd be confusing to touch

you'd like find I don't like that I don't know if I'd KB we could he could change it from 6 o'clock we could do it 1 o'clock on the yak you just wrestle him

and then he just does it okay I wonder how to do thinks you'd taste hmm you can do this every day for the next 20 years you're never getting this 100%

I think it's pretty to be fair you can't mess up a syllable white boy Rick one of the dumbest guys we got did it that was the Gettysburg address oh I forget what I tweeted

Oh, it's Gettysburg's dress. You're doing the Gettysburg's dress. It's pinned on my Twitter. I don't know which one it is. It's Gettysburg's dress. Okay. Yeah. Are you relieved about Penn State?

I mean, it's not over. It is. It's over. Come on now. Come on. What do we add to that? You don't have to do it across at all. I feel very, I feel very good that I think the three worst ones are done.

The drum solo. No. Yeah. The bull riding, remember I didn't know what the rodeo clown was. That was bad. Bobcats. caused some fights at home and the volunteer thing I think was you don't you see LA still out if you get past you bad you're right Brandon if you get past Illinois you're good

Tate because Michigan you were telling me if if we lose to Michigan again that's actually good for you schedule because you get yeah I'm not doing this narrative that is kind of schedule you're low state not being good when are we going to actually find out if their defense is good well then probably won't all right all right thanks boys oh way their defense is good But this narrative that they have married themselves to, their defense is definitively better than last year. Brandon, a little crazy. Brandon, I like you a lot.

We're halfway through the season. I like you a lot. They're better. You're just saying that. We're not. Brandon. No, you could say whatever you want. I know,

but they're acting like we all have to say it. I tried to tell you that last. We're halfway through the season. Who would know better than the guys that watch every Ohio state? Have you watched them? Yes. Against two. Against Texas and against Washington.

When I watched the most, when I watched them out, what? Name your favorite. Favorite play of what? Ohio State season. If you've watched them so much. Oh, the Carnell Tate catch against Texas. Oh, okay. There we go.

There we go. The guy knows ball. Tate. Who's on team, ski ball? There's a draft tonight. Okay. And who gets first pick? We got to decide it.

I think you guys got to play cornhole for it. I like that. Yeah. Why not ski ball? Do you believe? Oh, shit. No way. Eddie's got to be the best.

Eddie looks Midwestern. Go ahead. That's profiling, but sure. Wouldn't you say Eddie is probably good at like, skilled drinking arcade What were the names of the ski ball guys

when we did the show? Joey the cat Joey the cat Ethan Heffernan Yeah those two Ethan Heffernan The ski ball kid Was that his name?

What was his name? God that was such a funny live show It was the worst We took up No it was Our live show took up 95% of that ball

But there was no audience Yeah because we took up All the space We were facing a wall Yeah Yes And the people had to listen to the live show in the other room so it wasn't really when was this

2021 damn this feels like another life ago it really does doesn't it what the hell what's his name he ball kid you know i think we're a great show but we've never done a good live show no no our live shows are not even close the mostly the mostly anal shows were good no they weren't yeah they were remember when we did a live show oh oh yeah those weren't bad indie show was really good i was thinking of um yeah those weren't bad the yak shows have all been bad it's just so unnatural to podcast yeah in front of an audience i mean when we do when we do shows on the road at super bowl i hate them yeah although we got the headphone mics this year i made sure about that because that makes it a lot better i think we're doing that every year yeah but i think we're also i think

i told them for san francisco we're going to do it inside too i think outside always fucks us out our our yak live shows in front of uh the studio audience that in la were good oh yeah those were good Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's... No, they were not. Well, no one in the crowd was even looking at us. No, when you came, when you showed up drunk, that was great. It is so demoralizing, doing a live show in front of people who aren't even looking at it. Well, think of what you're doing when you're listening to a podcast.

I'm paying attention to 30% of it. I was laser focused on every person in the crowd. That crowd was reacting, I thought. Minute by minute. No, they didn't care. Diego out there. Oh, yeah, Diego. They weren't paying attention.

K.B. kept calling people out in the crowd being like, do you even like us? That was every day. Their habits are that they do chores while they put the yak on, so that's what they were doing out there. Yeah. Someone was doing laundry. They were minglingingling together, yeah. Clean in the house. At the live show.

Yeah, we're not like a, yeah, we're not a live show show. That was also like, we're a kickback. This can never be the main thing you're doing. Yeah, we're a kick back and just, whatever. I know. I think if you're doing a show like that with an audience, you got to prepare, like, some type of performance. No.

No, this is good, Kyle. What's that? This is when Kyle showed a blackout dress. He's got his head in his phone. He did get gauges. you're so mad so this is going to be really unfortunate look at the crowd didn't give a shit

Nick in the full LeBron Look at that, that guy liked you The guy's the front were Dead that audience They love this Kyle Your face is so funny You're just so mad He's a mean drug.

Be careful, Kay, because we are live. We're live. Do you want us to not have your mic on? No easy, too. I don't want you to say something. Do we have a responsive crowd this time? Because last... Yesterday it was humiliating because the crowd didn't.

Because the crowd didn't say shit. I'm not like a fucking loser. So why don't we get a crowd that actually responds to us? Yeah. He might be right. He was right. He was right. Empty or that I remembered it too.

Yeah, I remember that being a sea of people. He might have nailed that one. That was also like, we were doing a show, I want to say, at like, 4 p.m. or 8 p.m. local time, and the bar opened at that time. They wouldn't let people in until the show, like, was starting. Yep. But you also couldn't have alcohol out there because it was right outside of their limits of where they could have alcohol

So people had to walk like 20 feet to go to take a sip Also the first day I don't think anybody could hear anything Because we had huge audio issues Go figure At least we've changed And also they were gonna have Hank Do my role for that

Before they added me to it That was like my first time Traveling for maybe anything Good times It was a good time Yeah San Francisco this year I know

Where we met Jinks Where's the Where's the L.A. the year after again? I don't think so. That's where I met you, Brandon, was L.A. at the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, at the dozen, right? That doesn't. Yeah, that's right.

Where is the Super Bowl after this? I think I met you in Chicago at a dozen. Did you compete at a Chicago dozen with Ken Jack? Could be. Yeah. Who's the fucking set? No way of no one. No way of knowing.

No one could ever. Well, we met in Columbus. At Outer Inn. Yeah. Yeah, you called me a pussy boy. I didn't know it was you at the, like. Well, I wasn't. Yeah, you.

It was a stranger. L.A. then Atlanta. So, Cali, Cali. I don't know how the fuck we're going to do wake up barstool. Oh, God. 5 a.m. So early. 5 a.m.

Oh, no. I don't think about that. Yeah. 5 a.m. And then wait, what time you guys do mostly at? You said we're not doing the Thursday show that week, though, for some reason? No, no. Yeah, they're not doing the Thursday.

Or the Tuesday. 5 a.m. So mostly it'll be at 8 a.m. 5 a.m. Vegas suck because we were doing still at 9 a.m. Central, mostly. So we were doing it at 7 a.m. And now you're going to do a show. And it was 30 minutes away from the hotel.

5 a.m. Yeah. That's right. We should leave people back here and let them to wake up. Okay, you could stay. I've already told my wife's already got reservations. I hope they don't go late. To what?

At night. You get up at 4 a.m. Me and my wife are 530 eaters. Oh, that's nice. Early bird special? Yeah. Why does Connor always look so photoshopped in photos? Just.

The Blutman picture that he, like, Connor driving Blutman to the airport? Oh, I haven't seen it. He looks like a cardboard cutout 90% of photos. What? How? How? How? That's just, it's a cardboard. How?

Look at the edges of his face. Is that? Am I getting sued? Yeah, he's got like a slate outline to him too, right? No, this is a day. 54 minutes ago. I'm getting deja vu. Did this happen?

No, remember the outdoor photo? This happened to every picture. Yeah, he looked like he wasn't in the photo. Look, there. Yeah, thanks, Alex Jones. Always a ghost. Yeah, ghostly. How does this happen?

This Connor Griffin character is so funny. I wish he was real He's just so 2D Damn Wow We have a guest today Yeah Frank Calliando coming on at 1.30

That's excited He's just been out there putting shots up in 20 minutes He also might be our first chance Yeah Hey yo He does the gauntlet Oh he will make it might do it Yeah

He's the right age Dude what if he does doesn't in a John Madden voice. Oh, what if we get an A-O-What-the-Flock is John Madden? Do any of us in the room or the booth have an impression to show him? No. Nobody? Nobody?

No. Stephen. Wait, who in the act doesn't any impression? What are you talking about? I guess none of us do. We have multiple. We have

Gatorade. Chris Tucker and Gatorade. And Godzilla. Oh, Steve. And Dickie V. And Dickie V. Oh, my God. Chee, go up to him right now.

just hit him with a goddamn. Out of context, it makes no sense. I will. But I used to, seriously, I used to watch Frank Kellyando videos on Mike and Mike just to get laughs. I've watched some of his top videos maybe like a hundred times. Just to get laughs. Just for a laugh.

Before you think it's weird. I should clarify, I was doing it to laugh. I'm watching this comedy video for one reason. You would literally be like, I need a laugh right now. Yeah, so I'd watch. Mike and Mike. You just wouldn't look at that. one fantasy football magazine cover no okay I'd watch the popular comedian on the

popular show and I know that sounds weird do you but let me explain before you call me weird you depressed or something Stephen no but you know if I wanted to giggle that is like Steven's depression just being like I need a I need a quick giggle you a hit me with a giggle real quick oh should we make him pace for another 20 minutes yeah right is his initiation I think Tom him around the office. He doesn't mean John Gruden, I believe. I suppose he's coming in 1.30, right?

Yeah, 1.30. Do you have a favorite impression of his, Steve? Yes, very niche. Bob Lee from ESPN. He does a very good Bob Lee. Bill Walton is very good. Gruden is very good. Barclay, Stephen A.

Bobblee would be good. I've never seen him do that. I can't think of what Bobby's... Yeah, no matter what, I'm going to be like, that's probably pretty good. Bob Lee is the host of Outside the Lines Yeah, we know who he is

I'm saying there's no like distinct characteristic of his speaking patterns or anything Frank Kellyanne Yeah, I saw him Is that who that is over there?

Yes Yeah, dude That guy over there Frank Calliando? Yeah, I thought Yeah I was all right by him He's coming on

Oh, Gruden Yeah I did Gruden Yeah Brun's his best right Yeah Oh it's his best I think Madden is his best

Madden is the most famous one Yeah, but Gruden's pretty good Carl's Barclay Yeah, Barclis I like Jimmy Kimmel's Charles Barkley more. Yeah, that was more physically here. Oh, it's Carl Malone.

That's what it was. What was? He just went blackface. Full, full body. Who did, uh, full body blackface? I always forget. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Who did Kevin Garnett? Was it for Halloween or it was like for a bit on the man show or something? I don't remember. Jimmy Kimmel? I think that was just on the man show. Okay. Yeah. KG?

Yeah, it'll come to you. Did Silverman also? She faced up. Did she? She dated Jimmy Kimmel, so. Maybe he kissed her. Yeah, maybe they were making out. Yeah.

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when I first saw honestly I doubled I did a double I thought it was Jeff Nudu said, I was like, is Jeff? And then I stopped myself. From the side, not as much. Not now. No, but there was an angle when I first looked at I was, I, like, froze. He's got into his body. Yeah. So that is your, the therapist of Dom, and we'd be remiss to, yeah.

He, uh, what do you do? He has one of the best asses I've ever seen. Dom? Uh-huh. Oh, I didn't notice that. He didn't know. He had to sit down Kyle and just be like, before you notice, I have to get ahead of this. He told me. Yeah.

Really? In a serious tone. I didn't know Dom had an ass Like brought it up humorously to him once Like weeks later And he like He got like really upset Oh shit

Did he? Yeah Offended or like just I think he knew you were an ass guy And so he's like I gotta get ahead of this Yeah it's not you are an ass Have you seen T-Bobbs

Teabob's got a beauty Teabob's ass He just fucking He like Throse it at Pete Tebow's a good looking guy Dom's a sleeper Although T-Bob

I like the longer hair yeah you told it that's the worst thing you could say to somebody after getting their haircut I liked it longer yeah and actually that's not the worst thing you could say like no I'm sure this was unintentional that's great that's great ass you could say someone he could have at least muted is your girlfriend yeah fuck you teach you could say something worse like like is this is your girlfriend is your girlfriend are you the first non-athletic person your girlfriend's dating that's that's fucked up yeah Frank Fleming got me real bad after a haircut yeah you did do that yesterday Yeah, it was made worse by the reaction.

Just like, oof. Because if I said that to, like, Robert Gronkowski would have been... Robert? That's funny. Right. I didn't know if there was, like, an underlying thing. I didn't know if Jackie dated Jimmy Butler. Yeah.

Oh, no, if I knew that, then I wouldn't have said it. Do you always go Robert? Rob. Gronk. Gronk. Robert Grunk. Rob Gronk. It's like Jack O'Neill.

No, Rob Gron. You can't see. say Shaq O'Neal. Can't say Shaq O'Neal. It's either Shaquille O'Neal or Shaq. Grong tried to say Embeca's name. Yeah. It was good.

So funny. It just scrambled his brain. How'd he say it? A boo-boo. Boo-boo. A go-boca-bo-bo-boo? Terry Bradshaw pointing his finger at him laughing. Yeah.

Her Bradshaw was telling her. You're an idiot. Are we going to, is the etiquette? Is it annoying? to be like, do your impressions? Is that annoying him, or is he like, I know how this goes? It's got him pretty fucking far in life.

I know. There's a way to word in it. Okay, let's start from the beginning. Whatever houses he has is because of his impressions. He's promoting a show that he's doing at the Paramount Theater in Aurora, Illinois, on October 25th, so I'm sure he's going to be doing that out of the way for him. Crush that, Steve.

Show that off. Stephen, are you and Max good after a little? Yeah, I don't know why he got pissed about it. I mean, he was, Max takes baseball very serious. They had nobody on it. It's not like they're in the middle of a rally. He takes it very serious. Poor Max.

Did White Sox Dave get in your face? I mean, there is like a lot of places you can sit somewhere else, please? We can you just sit there for a second? Okay. You guys have no fucking runners on once you shut up. You kind of flipped out on Max. Real mutual is ill for two. I think I'm Team Chee here.

There was empty seats. Let Chee said he's an adult man. All the seats were because Chief just sat down so that couch was falling and Big Cat's seat was open. But obviously we're saving that for him. And so, yeah, I was going to sit in the only seat left. I take the outside, like on the court if it's someone else's game. And I'm like the shift change? No, Monday Night Football is starting.

Oh, got it. With the Jags on the Jigs. The Jags and the Chiefs. Yeah. the team the jags are playing is chay's team correct he was rooting so hard for the chiefs i had chiefs money line out of bet but yeah but you had that

never mind i thought they'd win you were wrong that has been very wrong that was so is cali and those are just going to stand up there that's what kyle was asking i think yeah we're i think do you bring a ping pong do you bring ping pong is that they need to both turn around Oh, is that a case for a ping pong paddle?

I think so. They just got to go play him some ping. They need to turn around. Both of them. We don't have another camera, don't we? Let's just get the camera off him. I don't notice him if we don't have the camera on him. No, we're trying to see his big ass.

Yeah, but we just got the camera on them the whole time. Let's get the camera off. Crossing the Doo and a big ass. Camera off him. TJ? Get the goddamn camera off. There's the Nadeu's coming into. See, turn the face.

Who's the? you playing ping pong against. If you bring a paddle like that, you have to play somebody. We're looking at it. Go play him, Stephen. Are you good at ping pong? Look at him. I'm not terrible. I'm not great. Are we just assuming that's a ping pong paddle? Could be a chicken cutlet? Yeah, or a big...

Oh, that would be awesome. It was a chicken cutlet. What? It was a chicken cutlet bag. What would it be? A chicken cutlet? Oh, yeah, with this old thing? This is my chicken cutlet. He's got nothing to do going. Yep, there it is. Yeah. He's a University of Wisconsin guy.

Really? Isn't that what you know? Not a Wisconsin guy. Frank Caliando is? I think so. University of Wisconsin dash Milwaukee. Oh, well, that's not. Not the same thing.

Nope. Pardon me. Nope. Yeah, I was going to say that would be. Kate, I don't mean to, I'm not, no offense, but shut the fuck on. You tried. It was a good try. That's just a totally different school.

You gotta be fucking kidding. Sometimes you're on the edge of the jump road. and you jump in and you mess up the rope. Wow. Yeah, they make... Wrong. Wrong, wrong. That's all right.

Okay. Because, no, I was more like, holy shit, I've interviewed him a couple times. I didn't bring that up. How did I fuck that up? I guess technically he is, though. Yeah, like University of Pitt Greensburg? Yeah, there's like different... There's a UW Green Bay.

There's a bunch of them. There's like Sunni, the Sunnis. Whitewater? It was a Pitt Greensburg. Yeah, I got in there. Vook's a Penn State Altoona, boy. yeah wait what is he Penn State Altoona

why is that funny that's so funny wait Keith didn't you go to a school like that I went to IUP but I only what is that Indiana University of Pennsylvania Indiana Pennsylvania it's a town and a county name in Pennsylvania it's right next to California University

Pennsylvania's got stupid names Penn State Altoona is bleak California and Indiana IUP is a big school Is there Hawaii, Pennsylvania? How big of a school? Wait, where is it? Outside Pittsburgh.

Oh, it's in Indiana, Pennsylvania. Got it. Now I understand. That's very confusing. Rugby champion. Hell of a basketball team. Isn't there an IU P-U-I? There used to be.

They stopped it. It's P-U-I now. Oh. IU pulled out. Why did they become P-U-I? Or it's IUI. Is it I-U-I? Somebody pulled out.

P-U-U-Led out. So, U-I-N-D is what it's called now, I think. Yeah. yeah most state schools have like a bunch of those little satellite camps yeah but they're not satellite camps they're their own school yeah UC Davis you see oh yeah California's got like the best ones Cal Poly UCLA's a satellite campus yeah technically Vermont Winooski yeah even that he might have made the most random one Wisconsin UW Wisconsin Whitewater is pretty crazy right whitewaters all those Wisconsin ones are like they're something about them they

have a well they're good at like 133 football they got a W O player yeah I don't know are they weird Purdue ones Purdue Fort Wayne yeah there's Purdue interesting stuff

Tara Holt on right here I do think it is talking about just fucking end the show hey go to the gambling cave what's what's wrong with you this is what this is what the people who are

watching our show are doing we have to live with I got something for you. Look, Rick's smiling. We were watching the game last night. And Sal Freelick made an awesome catch. And I just happened to say on the gambling show, like, the worst part about this guy beating us is that he fucking knows what New Platson is. Yeah, that's a.

That's a real insult injury. It's like if you yelled at him, like he even goes to the wall to catch the ball. So it was like, new platt. He's like, yeah. Can we? Fuck, man. Can we go to the Gamble Cave again? Yeah.

I'm with you. I'm with you, Big Gat. What? Who's that guy? Reed. Read. Read, who? Reed, social, read.

He's, uh... When did he start? Big time skill. Really? And the riders who want to go after him. When did Reed start? Huge scale. Reed works here?

It's basically the second coming of Neely boy. Yep. That looks like Ethan Camps and the guys. Yeah. Yeah, he's so scared of this, by the way. I've seen him freak out every time you... Look at out. Yeah, no.

If you say that he's a skell, he's like, I don't want that. He hates it. But it's the truth. He's a skull. How long is a mustache guys in here. How long as a skull. Reed worked here. Reed has worked here for a while.

You're just, you just never learn anyone's name. That's not true. Isn't on camera. Nick didn't know him either? What the fuck? Didn't you just say, you're with me? Yes. We got a new Michael.

He goes by Skel now. Then we have another. Yeah, we have a Michael. Reed Miller, but Reed Miller moved back to Boston. Yeah. That was the guy that was tall. He would play pickup, right? He never made a shot.

He worked here. Actually, he looked like a good best. Actually, both reads are very similar in that way because this read played. pick up and he also looks like he's a good basketball player, like moves like a good basketball player doesn't make shots. Yeah. There's just a read. I remember that about

a lot of guys like that. He's decent at pantomiming. I'll give him that. Handling it well. He emotes well. One more time. He's good. Who is that guy in half-pake? Yeah, look at his emotion. Look, wait, right? Oh. He can hope.

I did get a little mad at him because he was full court pressing and it was his first day ever playing and I was like dude what are we doing and then he also shot a shot that hit the ceiling and we called it out and he was just like what I'm like yeah that's out

ringing endorsement of Reed on today I like him it's good at his job yeah the full court press in your first game playing pickup hoops with new people is not the best look especially with our skill

skill level but yeah he's a good he's a good worker talented guy he was running a clip account like barstool clips or something yeah that's how they got hired here and now he was a skill

well no I think he's always been a skill he was trying to claim he didn't even know what skill meant that's when I knew so did Rico step in when he found out this guy was hired I don't know I don't know if he's on Rico's radar he's finding out right now Maybe now. Shit.

So what scale behavior has he exhibited? Gacha culture. No. Yeah, big time gotcha culture. Really nothing worse than gotcha culture. Maybe pile on mentality. Pile on mentality and gotcha culture. Those are the two things that are plaguing America right now.

Welcome to the team, Reed. Good to have you. Yeah, no, Reed's a good guy. I like Reed. Yeah, we have a Michael who kind of looks like Reed. Yes. Wait, yeah. That's who I met yesterday.

Michael? When I was doing, when I was out there for the gauntlet, there was, Michael was like, what's your name? He said, Michael. That had to do it. When I saw read this morning, I thought he was Michael. That sounds like Michael. That sounds like Michael.

Which one's Michael? That's Michael. Michael, look at the camera. Slightly fluffy bolted. There is. There's Michael. Oh, is he right behind that atom? You can see Michael easily.

Yeah, I can see every bit of Michael. look at the boys just just working and earn her way at the keyboard and the in the minds they're just really doing it we should settle on a decision

for tomorrow are you going to let Stephen Chee represent you accepting the check that that can't be no I think we're I think we just say no to the check what are you

I think it will pump the crowd up you you're worried that it happened so much I don't think the crowd's going to be there just imagine winning then it won't do anything that you're worried about nothing burger

no because it's a They'll be pictured. They turn the series around. People will put it on me. They turn the series around. If they lose, it's going to be 100% my fault. They've already lost twice. Look at this fat, dumb fuck.

Yeah. Right. That's exactly. I don't think they would say that. Yeah, they are. Because it's clear through two games, Milwaukee's the better team. No, they're not. I think if they lose, it's like nothing.

But if they win, it's, I feel like it's like a win-win. Yeah, I think so too. It's nothing but upside. Can you think it'll trivialize and make you look? I will look like a. me move it's a me move to be like oh i you know oh they they cubs got eliminated from the playoffs but i got my big check ho ho you and stephen should both take a picture if they lose you so you want your big giant sorry sorry you're good you want your big giant check to be taken seriously you don't

want anybody to chuckle at the giant fucking check is that too much ass for i guess you're not fuck i was gonna bring my own check he still should but would it what if they win would it Thank you. That would be, no, it would maybe overshadow. Right. I don't know. We are in, when you're in an elimination spot in the playoffs, it has to be all hands on deck focused on the game.

There can't be anything outside of that. I think your instinct is correct. Yes. Thank you, Ty. I think. You think there's a player on the team that will be not getting ready for their job that day because you're getting a check? I'm not going to say that, like, the check is big enough to do that.

Well, it is a big check. But even 1% chance of that happening I don't want to take But it's a 0% chance of that happen Not zero As zero as you can get Brandon

What if you go out and accept it zestily Oh No No more And I would accept it But I'm not doing anything Zesty anymore But what if you get a cut of the check?

No but Zesty The check's already gone You're retired Zest Dessi's retired No You were so good at it No I fell three times on one walkout to the night.

Three times. But this is on dirt. Yeah. I think I would be able to fall on dirt. I fell three times. I fell after after a 20 second clip. After riding the ship, I fell again. Yeah, the third fall.

And then I fell and I turned around. I was like, oh, thank God that's over. And I fell. Yeah. Yeah, because that was the most flustered fall. This one? Yeah, this is it, right? No, but this is, it takes a, don't play the whole thing.

I don't like the, it's awkward with the play. players. It's, I don't like it. I'm ringing the, was that, okay. I was only two. And meanwhile, and look at him right now, Titus is behind the glass. The biggest smile he is capable of. I was the only one who drove up there to cheer you on. My wife and kids were there. You had no other support for me.

Wait a second. What did that happen? check out there. Somebody wrote that? Here Here's a look at it in case you want to chuckle. Okay, so no, I'm a full no from all. This is from flow? Flow hockey.

You have to get redemption issue, right? No chance. You got to do it again. They did it on purpose. They gave me too small of a carpet. That carpet doesn't support a man my size. I forgot all about this. I forgot about this. I forgot about this. I didn't know there was an article. Can you see Titus in the back?

It's the last one. It's a perfect. It's a perfect. I was there to support you, Brandon. I think that's why you came. You thought I came because I was like, he's definitely going to slip. No, I think you came to support me. I think Titus brought that little carpet.

I did come to support you, and I also did gleefully cackle with what you fell. Those two things. fall you slip those two things can co yeah i thought it was the third slip that that crushed me because i was escaping i was getting off the ice i was like fine i can get back to dry land and then i slipped again redeem yourself zesty you get the big check no uh i wasn't even zesty walking that last time just i was just falling uh-huh you you got to you got to look at this like what can i do for the Cubs. No.

I can show up and turn this thing around. No. 84.16. I think you got. But again, it's, the biggest part is, I have to be honest. Oh, somebody was right. Bad carpet. And then they said, every carpet's always stable except for that one.

They do red. Uh-huh. Exactly. Yeah, but not everybody's zesty walks. The other part about the, the check thing is we have to go two and a half hours early. It's so hard. What time is the game we are? Four.

It won't be there at 1.30. That's too early. That kind of sucks. Yeah. And I think our good weather streak's over too. No. No. I think tomorrow's going to be rainy though, right?

No. Rainy in 65? No. No. What's no? No. Why do you keep saying no? Our good weather streak is about to start.

Oh, you think we're going to get into like 68? It was too hot. Tomorrow's going to be the perfect October baseball. I thought it's supposed to rain all day. No. Sir. I didn't realize that you were this 62 degrees

Brandon why did you say that yeah he's trying to rain our parade 60 I thought it was I thought it was supposed to rain on your parade Look at this weather We go back to go back to Wednesday

Go back to Wednesday 60 62 degrees 60 degrees Sunny Oh my God I apologize I thought it was

Oh my god My app said rain My app had the rain cloud Holy shit is tomorrow It'd be where you live Perfect might wear a jacket Yeah

Jacket The game Jacket at Wrigley is what it's about The game That's why you do it's why we do it That's why you watch 162 games Wear a jacket

A jacket at Wrigley It's true So you're going to the game Yeah Duh Just not going to go get your check Tadyssenetti or how big What if the check was like

Four times as big as a typical big check I don't think it's that big And it's the I don't even get to keep the big check Yeah What Yeah then no if you don't keep the big check

I don't get to keep the big check but you have your own big check I just take a picture in front of the big check and then they say get out of here no then are you big time in the Cubs no I think I'm just saying hey I would love to do it

when we're not facing elimination but what if the Cubs are just like even Big Cat gave up on us no I'm not giving up I'm going to the game that's sad isn't it case I'm staying focused on the game they're not putting forth your best effort The game is...

Are you afraid that the check won't look that big in front of you? Tomorrow. The game. It's about the game. We need our boy's confident at the plate. I want you confident tomorrow. I want you to walk in and taking that big check. Also, this is exactly...

I didn't like that. Okay. The fact that he is so you have to go accept... It's my instinct. Except the big check. I trust Titus over Che. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think your instinct is right. Yeah. It's the right call. it is sad it is sad it's very sad but sometimes life isn't fair yeah and sometimes you win $50,000 yeah and you say to yourself fuck this sucks god damn it can't do it can't do it three minutes till calliendo it's calyendo time I still got a little pacing to do oh no oh no

gotcha oh no it's just his hoodie Bosco got him Bosco moved out back Oh fuck gone Oh read All right boys I got to run to a baby thing

Say no more I know I don't think he was We get it Oh Oh you're telling me to say no more Yeah we understand I think you're telling me to tell my baby

no more. No more thing. No more baby things, baby. I thought you were asking you to go home and point my finger in the base. No more. It's gone on long enough. Grow up. I can't believe I'm going to miss Calli Endo.

I can't believe Caliando was here for an hour. Yeah, but he was busy by that cone. I watched him put up shot for out. One to one 30 if Caliando's by the cone. Sorry, Yack. Oh, man. And I have to be. How did I do quick now, maybe?

Too late. Get on in here. Hi. How we do? Welcome. Yeah, come on in. Have a seat. This is fine.

Yeah, you're good. It should be warm. At his poor, close. Frank, I'm Kate. Hi, Kate. How are you? I'm good. Welcome.

Welcome. son's got a group project in class and nobody else is doing the group work of course. Oh. That one. This is in college. So he's having to lead? Well, they aren't responding to texts and stuff and they have class today. It's due with three or something. So now I'm sweating for them. Oh, yeah. Nobody cares here, but I'm just telling you.

Wait a second. You're telling me, I have four kids. My oldest is 16. You're telling me, even when they get to college, I'm still going to be sweating class projects? Yeah, I am. I shouldn't be. But it's It's really stupid. It's just... He just wants to be done. You got trade school kids. I got one to school in college.

You got HVAC boys. I got one to school. I'll be 25% in college. Okay. There is no reason a college professor or teacher should give you an assigned group project with people you don't know and have your grade based on that, right?

I mean, I think that's... If you don't know the people and you can't get in touch with them and they don't answer text, how are you supposed to do anything? so I don't get it Is it the work of four people Like is it a lot of heavy lifting I'm not sure

I just got this text just now That's why I was distracted Dan's getting ice cream Oh of course We've got a guest here And Dan's getting ice cream I like it better that way Did you bring a ping pong

paddle? Yeah I brought a ping pong paddle Yeah It's like Roy Hobbs with the trombone case That's what I thought Oh you don't know that reference You don't know that Why would you do that Well, you don't know Roy Hunt?

It sounded, your delivery was funny. Trombone is a funny noun. It was a natural delivery. It sounds, Roy Hobbs is, um... Best baseball player in the country? The baseball is a ball player. Yeah, what movie, though? He was in Ball 4 by Jim Houton.

That's true. That's Bouton. That's the other one. This one was natural with Roy Hobbs. Robert Redford. Oh, I'm sorry, man. That was Nick. That was an asshole move.

I just... Do you play? like competitively or recreationally? Both. Yeah, I do a lot of everything. Ping pong? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan's seen me play. He's very good. He played at the old New York office. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I take it a little too serious. Oh, you have your own paddle. Yeah, I've got multiple. Yeah. That's how serious. We thought that was maybe either a ping pong paddle or a chicken cutlet. That would be cool if you just had chicken cutlet in your bag and you just carried it around. I'm the type of person that would do that. Yeah, why not?

I'd just pull it out, kind of like, yeah, like that. chicken wing i pulled out uh on uh on letterman with the uh for as madden so that that would yeah look yeah whoa oh locked in yeah how long have you been playing uh just a couple days uh who's that i don't even know what that's with uh who's that with where is it indie star sports doubles ping pong has to suck you guys are really good uh i would the competition I don't know where that even is. You don't remember that at all? Nope.

Maybe. Seems like a pretty unique experience. No, it's... You don't remember Robert Clyde? Oh, I do remember Roe Clyde. Yeah. Indiana? Oh, is that where that was?

That was in Indianapolis? Indianapolis? Maybe, yeah. I do kind of remember, but every ping pong, every table tennis club looks the same. There's not really much difference. So, yeah, that's pretty, that's interesting there, I guess. Are you challenging somebody here today? Or you just brought it because you knew there would be a table here?

I figured there would be a table. I figured they were going to ask me to do the gauntlet. I thought that was going to be so bad that I was going to need to look good at something. That's very smart. I like that. That was basically my idea there. I like that. I might have to start bringing something I'm decent at everywhere I go.

That's what I do. What would that be, Nick? That's a really good question, Brandon. Fuck. I got nothing. You got some. I have no, like, physical, tangible skills. You just carry Photoshop around?

Yeah, post-coital Photoshop. Yeah. Stephen Chee in the booth is a massive fan of you, Frank. Here he is. Oh, he left. Frank. Oh, I saw Stephen. I saw him.

Questions for Frank? He's very puncture here. Frank, nice to meet you. Yeah, you too, man. When I've been here for nine years, but when I used to work a desk job, I would often YouTube your appearances on Mike and Mike. You making Greenberg crack up was always my favorite. favorite thing. Yeah, you know what's funny is that people never believe when you're in the studio with somebody, it's just, it's easier to make people laugh. And when people like you

and like what you do, people will, you know, they'll just explode with laughter. I remember the LeBron, the LeBron letter I read as Morgan Freeman. I always remember going up in Northeast Ohio. And they were, like it was funnier that they were laughing all around it than what I was doing. What I was doing was okay, but the fact that you saw Greenberg, and I thought it was bombing, I thought it was just tanking because they were holding back their laughter, and I was constantly, I didn't really think it was going to work. I wasn't sure if it was going to work, and I was reading it, and I was just, I should have practiced it some, so I was just focusing on the word so much. I didn't see what was going on around me, and they're just cracking up and falling all over the place, and then Jimmy Fallon put it on that night with Morgan Freeman, and it just blew up. So I never know. I just always assume something's going to bomb.

What is your most requested impression when you meet people? I think it depends on the person. I think, I mean, old school would be the Madden thing, which my reflex is just, boom. They're like, is that a... And sometimes people want my... I do that in my act. Like, can you do some more, John Mann?

I'm like, here's a guy getting a little greedy now. So, yeah, Gruden has become huge. I mean, especially with him at Barstool now. it's just every and you remember when I was I was telling you years ago when I came into PMT I was like Gruden's a gruden's fun yeah he's the man and you guys are like I don't know not like I'm not throwing shade at you because you couldn't you wouldn't know if you could do content you would ever know that yeah from just a hard hardcore football coach but he is kind of a he's a ham he's actually yeah no he turns it on like just and he doesn't care no like he's the

guy I've ever seen like he'll have a Pizza Hut shirt with a Domino's hat on at the same time like how can you do that how did you get you're doing I'm doing two at one I'll tell you what I'll tell you what we get some Papa Johns in here and oh what else you guys

come on man I'll tell you what every single thing we do it's going to be tremendous man I was I was with him in Tampa a couple weeks ago and he just comes up to me he's like you want to you want what do you think about me coming up on stage tonight you think that'd be fun man like apple yes because i think your audience would

dig that man i yeah like you think they'd eat that up i'm like yeah they'd eat it up so i go up on stage some people know he's there in the crowd just in a this it's a great club a little club in Tampa it was a Thursday night and uh i talk about him for a second and then i say come on up here and john goes comes up and he starts he just kind of takes over and there was a like a moment of him just saying, being very honest. And he was like, I'm really nervous right now. And the crowd was like, is that, like, like you saw the. Yeah, right.

And he's like, I always wanted to do play by play and have Frank do the analysis here. Let's do. So we did a bunch of things. And it just, it killed. Yeah, he's the best. Unbelievable. Yeah, he's so electric. Yeah.

It's crazy. Everything about him. I got a hard question. for you ready for this when someone dies that you do impressions of do you ever think about like hey do I need to hang it up yeah yeah yeah I see when you're when I was young I didn't care I did Chris Farley the day he died oh and I was like what a jerk I am I was like I was in Appleton Wisconsin too I was in Wisconsin which I grew up in Wisconsin and my thinking was just so stupid and gross was if I can do it on this day I can do it any day yeah

which is a terrible horrific thing and how selfish is that that's just the selfishness of a comedian or you know as bad as it could be but what I realized doing it then I don't I think people had heard it and didn't know if I knew or not right so then it was like awkward like even more awkward because does he know does he doesn't and I I hated that I did that so it was one of those then I put it on a shelf for a little while and then come back um but yeah i mean madden if i didn't do madden somewhere people get mad so i do a little bit of it yeah but it's just throw it in there and have a piece i lately i've been doing more just because this nostalgia thing seems to be everybody needs to be in nostalgia yeah and it's

it's kind of fun to the tough thing with um with what i've been trying to do is and you guys have better technology here is trying to do something with uh a telestrate like if you don't have an actual tellistrator or an app or the right thing to do it. It's hard to stop the video go, stop and go, stop, draw on it and things like that. So I got to take a freeze frame, then record the screen and do a little,

it's kind of a pain. So people are like, why don't you do more of those? I'm like, because it takes an hour just to figure out the video. Right, right. So, but people love the voice of the Mad and Summerall, you know, to the 20, yeah, they're the 25.

There's a flag on the play. Yeah, and that's the kind of, you know, that type of thing. The Cowboys documentary that came out, I don't know, a month ago, I watched it. And the big thing that, like, I came away other than the Cowboys, it was an incredible story. I just missed Pat Summerall calling games because there was just something about it. His voice and also the way that he, he was so understated. Like, he

wouldn't say much. He would just, you know. They were phrases. And that was the bit that I used to do was he never he he didn't speak in sentences yeah and it would be to the 20 to the 25 touchdown yeah right and i don't think they'd let you do that nowadays yeah they want you to fill more air yeah it would just like like the gravity of it because he would not speak through every single second of the yeah yeah and then madden would circle back literally and figuratively but he would you know explain things and over explained things and i think the closest to him is probably Ben Gruden, right?

I mean, everybody kind of does, gets a little silly, but nobody, I don't think anybody can go, Madden did it so seriously, like when he was describing a turducken or something like that, no, people, Torrico did that thing the other day, which was pretty funny where he described, you know, in the Cowboys game. Oh, yeah, or the, was that, the Bill's Patriots. Oh, page, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Stephen Che actually broke down the film this morning. Oh, yeah, yeah, Barstool. So, you know, there's moments like that.

And, but Madden, I think, I feel like Madden was the first guy really to do that, right? I mean, anybody. Yeah, to bring that out. Have you, have they asked you to help it all with the Madden movie that's coming out? I got a call. Well, they, first they asked me to audition for the part of Howard CoSell. And I was like, I don't do Howard CoSell. Yeah.

You know, this is how, that's all I could do. And second, am I, you think I could be in a Madden movie with somebody else? Do you know who's playing Madden, right, Nicholas Cage? Yeah, yeah. So then I got a call and the call was, hey, can you do a Zoom with Nicholas Cage? Yeah. And I was like, no. And they're like, why not?

I'm like, because I want to hang out with Nicola. Yeah. If I'm going to give. I want to meet him a restaurant. Yeah. I want to ride sidecar to the ghost rider. I want to go and Ace. Yes.

I want to, you know, I'll do a Leslie. stall, walk and talk. Drink out of some skulls. Yeah. Yeah. Look at his exotic animals. Here's my monitor lizard. What would I say as John Madden to this monitor lizard? We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence. But I could have coached, I don't know what it's good. It looks pretty amazing. They haven't done any, I haven't heard

any audio. So wait, so you didn't, did they? I didn't do it. Oh. I don't know what happened. Was they, they, I just. I, I 100% have your back on that. If you were asked to Zoom with Nicholas Cage, it's like, no, I'll fly anywhere I want to be. Yeah, as I said, and I was like, I was like, first of all, one thing they want me to do it for free first, and I was like,

well, do you want me to, I didn't even know what they wanted? I was like, do you want me to teach? I would have gone for free just to hang out with them. That would have been, even if it's 10 minutes. Absolutely. So that, to just be a part of that, but then it was a Zoom and they kept sticking to the Zoom, and I was like, I finally acquiesce, I was like,

all right, and by that time they didn't care anymore. So maybe it was a missed opportunity. But to me, I was like, I think they thought I knew him well. And that was what I was really worried about is I get on a Zoom with Nicholas Cage and he's like, this guy doesn't even know him. Yeah, right. Why am I on with this more? So that was my big worry there. So because the agents don't care.

They just think it's going to be magic. I'm like, if they're on for the wrong, it was the director and supposed to be the director and him. It's like, well, I don't want to get on with them under false pretenses thinking. I knew John Madden really well. They're two minutes in, like, this guy doesn't. This guy doesn't know who he? Yeah, he never met him. You know, tried to get away.

Yeah. No. All right, before you do the gauntlet, Stephen, do you want to show rank your? And Brandon. That's exactly. I don't have one. No, no, no. That's an homage.

Brandon, have you ever had pumpkin pie? Che, you got one for him? You'll have to guess who this is, Frank. Okay. Wait, do all three, but Do all three of them? Yeah, yeah, he'll guess. Okay.

Oh, are you serious? He's an S man. Or he's a three S man. Wait, do all four then. I didn't know you were going to do Dickie V. That's who I thought he was going to do. All four. All four.

What's four? His four. His Dick Fitell might be better than mine. He has all four. He's got four. oh yeah yeah okay are you warming up on them yeah here we're doing a group project i had to get the play by play all right naturally we called our stuff gate right that's uh morgan freeman no that's actually just the gatorade commercial that's just the gatorade commercial they brought

it back i thought it was a tempted morgan no that's just the gatorade commercial oh i okay i think i know what that is yeah 20 years ago yeah um oh god this is a hard one it's me oh you know what i do remember that i do remember that yeah yeah okay Ralease me i've never heard this one

i've never done that i've never i don't know what that one is what's that what's that what you're doing what is that what was that from independence day that's the alien from an independence day frank we didn't know that one was I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about that.

That wasn't on the catalog. That was not one of the worst thing. Restiling. Oh, now he's now you remember. Okay, okay, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I got my wires closet.

We didn't know he had a fifth. Okay, yeah. Arts is a movie scene. There's a person in a hospital bed. And someone is asking them a question. What is this? And holding up a lighter.

I know this one. What did you see? What? What did you see? Godzilla, Godzilla. That's a scene from Godzilla. Wait, he's still holding him back to best one. I know, he is holding back to the best one.

It's a grand finale. Could somebody text him? Yeah, this is a grand finale. Here we go, Frank. Yeah, damn. You know that one? Come on, Jackie. That's Chris Tucker.

He just has phrases. Well, that's how it starts. Yeah. That's the extent. That's probably the extent for him. I didn't know we had alien from Independence. I didn't either. That was crazy.

He sprung that on all of us. He even did the hand on the throat. Hey, how are you feeling? Pretty red. As awkward as it could be. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, we should do this. Okay, Frank, do you want to do this? Wait, how would we prank phone call Malasek? We need another number? My only concern is, what if he's with right now?

Okay, all right, so, all right, so someone's at the stage Oh, is that Jake? This out. Yeah, yeah, no Jake? Oh, yeah, no, jazz. Just there a couple weeks. All right, okay, right. Do you have Jake's phone number?

Yeah. Oh, shit. So we need a different phone number. We need to get someone who doesn't have have Jake's phone number to call on their phone and have Frank pretend he's Gruden to tell Jake to do something. Okay. I can ask any of the girls in here or anywhere. Star 67 still work?

I don't know, does it? Yeah. No, there's a caller ID faker. A star 67, hold on. Oh, star 67. Do you want to describe like Katic or? Should he say his like phone died? Yeah.

Is that cold? Yeah, so you got to tell Jake like your phone died and he's got to come pick you up. it's safe way have safe way there publics publics publics publics publics publics publics yeah a bigger than less publics grab someone who doesn't have Jake's phone number

Zach Zach probably doesn't Or maybe Wyatt oh Zach Oh yeah Zach has a Florida area code Wyatt oh yeah Zach Zach has a Florida area code Perfect Is Zach? Sorry Wyatt Can we get somebody over here

We're at the phone man Perfect Perfect And then maybe tell them to paint his dick blue. Yeah, at the end. Yeah, before you come, can you just paint your dick blue soft and then get hard? All right, so, Frank, you got a show.

Everyone should buy tickets. October 25th in Aurora at the Paramount Theater. So buy tickets. Come see Frank. October 25th. Frankonstage.com for tickets. I started going gruding on that, man. I even did a promo for the Paramount where he pops in.

He's like, Frank, are you trying to sell tickets to your show by doing me again? Come on, man. And what's going to end it? He's like, stop. He's like, stop. And I stopped myself from doing it because I didn't think he'd want. He's like, he's like, stop doing it, man. I'm like, I can't quit you.

Oh, I love it. It really is the best. What was the first impression you were like, oh, man, I'm on to something here. I nailed. Jay Leno. I was in college. University of Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Milwaukee. You're like, bobbing in my head.

Like, hey, how would you like some nach cheese, flamederino? Yeah. We'll make more. Me, me, me, me. Then I turned a beaker from the Muppets. Oh, hell yeah. Or huge beaker. Yeah, a couple of us.

A couple of us. You ever do Jeff Tricky? How do you know, do you go to Jeff Tricky quarterback camp? I know about it, yeah. Oh, yeah? How do you know about it? He's a legendary coach. Oh, a couple.

That was our high school football coach at Waukesha South, Jeff Tricky. Oh, he was. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jeff Tricky was like, my friends work it, the tricky quarterback camp. Oh, wow. Also, down the street, there's, so I live in this little neighborhood called Singing Hills.

It was in Waukesha, Wisconsin. The right down, one street over was a guy named, I'm trying to think of that, John Cole. The dad's name was John Cole. He's my kid's soccer coach. Well, that's Jamie Cole and Andy Cole. that's Cole's kicking camp oh you know what like that that for the for the field goal kickers and stuff like that I'm from West Virginia so yeah well so that's that's that's the Coles kicking camp and that's I mean it's crazy it's so I had no

idea they were like these big trainers of the other thing is so I grew up playing baseball oh for what did you win the national championship yeah in Urbandale yeah where did you hear that somebody giving you a tech or something? I follow AAU baseball 14. Shut up. Somebody texting. That's a great lead because that's one of the things I want to talk about.

We won the AAU Championship when I was 14, a big deal for me. I was an AAU-AU All-American. But on the 18-and-under championship team in Urbandale, Iowa, there was a player by the name of Craig Counsel. Oh, of course. So, Counsel, he used to work out in the summer. at a place called Mike Higgins' Grand Slam

an indoor baseball softball batting cages. My brother used to throw him batting practice and softas. No way. Cool. So that's my tie there. There we go. So we're calling Jake?

Yeah. The top number with the most recent number. Are you going to be able to hear him? Or what's the... Just put on speaker and hold it up to the mic. That's me. That's me, Jay. Oh, shit.

Hold on. I got to put the number in again. wait what oh chay fucked it up he's calling tj right now calling me right now okay it's a pretty good setup man

you got any more impressions you can do how about cohagen from that Schwarzenegger movie ever see that okay is there anybody you've tried to impersonate you just can't get

hundreds yeah and they just if you've never heard me do it I can't and there's tons that are just in the works all the time and they get stuck they become something else. This is it now? Yep. Yeah, hold it just like this.

Like this? Yeah, like the bottom right, right in front. Hello? Jake, what the fuck are you doing, man? What's up? What's going on? Can I call you back in two minutes? I'm at the UPS store ship or now.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I am stuck in the Publix. I'm in the candy section. I just got, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. here, man. You ever get, you ever sitting in the aisle? You're like, I got to have some of this

Laffy Taffy, man. Trying to find some stuff to give out for Halloween. Laffy Taffy, man. It's tremendous stuff. Blow pops? What are you giving out? I got to I just bought a jackal lantern that I'm going to fill with a whole bunch of different stuff. And you're, where are you at? Jake? You're at UPS, man? Yeah, I'm at UPS.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You should be with me every second. Where's Leonardo? I got to talk to that guy. Jake, you coming to fix this? Oh, he hung up. No way. No way. Oh, that was great. I don't know why. Now I've got a text and say sorry, Jake. Oh, man. All right. Well, never apologize to Jake.

No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Stop it, stop, stop. That's not what we do here. He's the worst. Jake's not apologize to him. Do not, Frank. Don't. Frank. Do not. Jake deserves everything bad.

It needs to be worse than that. Can I text him I'm not sorry? Yes. Absolutely. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah. Are you ready for the gauntlet? Yeah.

So was it explained to you? Yeah, enough. I saw Sam do it the other day and crush it. Yeah, yeah. All right. And then you know the trivia at the end. I don't know the trivia at the end. But you'll, you'll.

I mean, that's going to be so bad. I don't know you're going to be good yeah no I I tried to shoot the three-pointer looked so far for me it's been a while yeah Sam was pretty good he was pretty good I said I'm not sorry Jake he says never apologize yeah he knows he knows all right let's do it sounded like he believed it though he was he was a little bit oh shit oh fuck all right are we ready yeah I'm going to do this and Stephen and Brandon will be with you who's in goal Owen. Owens.

What's for a soccer? Nope. Cornhole. I love that he's got a ping pong paddle. It's so awesome. There's some guys that play kind of regularly. Yeah, you think he's going to play Jack after this. Jack's really good, I think.

Jack McCarthy? Jack Wiper. Oh, Jack Wiper. Or actually, Jack McCarthy might be good, too. Who was the best at the New York? Was it Borrelli? Jake Jake Jake and I think Frank played against Jake

When he was in the office So I saw a video Yeah You guys posted of them playing against each other Yeah Frank is a man Hearing that in person's crazy Yeah that's nuts

It's so good So good Kyle I'm so sorry for trying to try that instantly All right Here we go You've been glaring at me since I don't Three two one go You nailed that under 14 though

that was tough to find where was that I mean it got us a good Craig council story Q&A from 2018 Come on Frank so we need him to like land right around 340 340 would be perfect

solid kicks he's probably Met him? Wait, what? Jared. Oh my god. He probably has, right? Wait, it's fine.

Like, on promotional, like, you know, that whole- Oh, Jared's phone. Yeah, he's probably met him. What does he sound like? Who? Jared. Jared. Imagine if he, imagine if he did.

Imagine if he's like, holy shit in a Jared. Impersonation? Did he? Whatever that is. i don't know what he sounds like forget i love kids oh that's a pretty good thanks oh there's my sandwich nice and boy i'm craving you got this take the whole thing brandon take the whole thing oh oh i'm a line driver oh oh oh oh it's right there it's right there frank oh no are we have to pull this at something i think

like when do we when do we i think we could be like no okay oh there it is there it is good call nick i was i i did executive i'm looking for i'm looking for anything yeah let's go frank they never they never he's hot he's hot wow he's in basketball might be tough okay yes you're on fire frank time's looking good too yeah Not a bad shot. Yes, let's go. Sit down, sit down. You're crushing this.

You just got to get 10. 10 total. I will help you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, you're fine anyway. Four states that start with the letter A. Arkansas, Alabama, Arizona, Alaska.

There it is. All right. Let's see, three sons of Adam and Eve. Cain, Abel. The 10 members of the Happy Meal gang, McDonald's characters. Mayor McCheese. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Hold on. The hamburger. Fry guys. Fry guys. Yeah. All right. Stay hot, friend. Officer Big Mac.

Oh, he's cool. Oh, yeah. Rinnis. Oh, if you want to keep doing those. Dude, hit Mayor McChief off the rip is so funny. Officer Big. Mayor McCheese. You've got the collective fry kids.

Baseball's what I grew up playing on. That's what tanked me. Yeah. That's all right. You all made up for it there. 328. That's a good time. That's a good time.

Why am I out of breath from that? Oh, it's a choice. Yeah, it gets everybody What did Sam do it? He did like in a minute or something Yeah, he did it pretty fast Wow But you might be faster than one of his times All right, so

That is something like it 28, all right, but here's who you beat Let's look at it Let's all look at this You beat Malasek You beat Cole Komet But his is Al Freelick from the Brewers Gunner Henderson

Henderson There's some Oh, people who beat you Right underneath Colton Kouser Hunter Henderson John Summit Kyle Rudolph

Nick Foles Yeah so right under Yeah right under Some of these names I forget we're even in here Yeah It's weird looking back Greg Langell

He lost You lost to Jared from Subway McCarthy Titus What was that What was that laugh You lost to Jared from Subway I

There's been a lot of losses there it's never going to do it doesn't work so we will persist so we just put his name on the leaderboard he's not been in this office i figured but we're just waiting for one person to be like oh what what how are they going to react kate your burgundy yeah it just hasn't hit yet frank we've done it probably 100 times and no one reacts the way we want them now i love it it's so dumb it's so dumb it is but uh it's going to hit eventually I didn't know what you wanted me to do with it. We really wanted to, hey, yo, what? What the fuck?

Hell no. What the fuck are you guys into? Something like that. Something like that. Yeah, it doesn't feel like me. He's not, you know what the fuck got. I'm still out of breath from missing, I swung and missed my own toss-ups from Wiffleball.

Top 10 comedian. Top 10 comedian. Look at that. That's pretty fucking good. Yeah. Top 10 comedian. The sad thing is I feel like I could. beat it not today yeah next time you come through you're welcome to do it a second time when you

come through you can't do it twice in one day no i don't think i could physically do it twice in one day yeah so maybe next time you'll beat jared from subway yeah what the that'll hit so hard oh i need it it's gonna happen one eight 180 oh it's gonna be the best day ever i can't we're just gonna walk it off we're gonna dog pile that person oh my god It's going to be, yeah, like, hitting a walk off home run. The best thing ever. Well, Frank, thank you. Yeah, thanks for having me.

It's coming by. I love having you here. Did you have a ping pong player? Yeah, we'll get you one. We'll produce a ping pong. I got to go hit, I got to get to the airports. I've got to go quick. Yeah, all right. So, Stephen, go find a ping pong player.

Let's get Frank going. If you just go stand there. I'll go stand there. Someone's going to come. I think's good, isn't he? Is that like Field of Dreams? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, they'll come out.

Then Frank is at the Paramount Theater in Aurora. on October 25th. Yes. Thank you. Thanks, Frank. Hit the hug wheel. I know it's dumb, but unless you're in this room,

like, I can feel you guys salivating for it. For somebody. Yeah, we want it. It's palpable. It's palpable. That is so heavy in the room. That's the best. It's so dumb.

The anticipation. Nobody, none of us want to be the one to say Jared, so we're just naming people around it. In the room itself, it just you really feel it. The worst part is, I think they fully get it. Yes.

They just don't think it's funny. Exactly. Yes. No, you can feel the whole thing. There it is. Yeah, I don't even know what you guys are trying to do with that. Exactly. Yes, that is.

What did you want for me? That is the vibe. I'm a smart man who knows he's in prison. Yeah. He did give us a little, he just went, huh. Yeah. These guys are a hoot. That's the feeling.

Oh, I get it. he typically wouldn't be on a list like this a bad guy oh all right tj spin the wheel he was awesome yeah he was very I could talk to that motherfucker for three hours

you never did your impression for him no I didn't I've been trying to I'm working on another one so oh yeah is it the alien from Independence Day? No. Can we have a clue? They're all going to be kings of comedy.

Oh, yeah. They're all going to be black comedians. Okay. Godfrey? Godfrey? No, why are you trying to make Godfrey work so much? Godfrey Chan. It's the only other Godfrey I knew.

All right. Spin that wheel. Let's go ahead and spin it. That way you could just go ahead and spin it. And we'll spin it. Oh boy Oh fucking Doesn't Frank have to?

I still owe from the last part I got a piss Which is not good We're really doing this Oh we got I got I got a piss first Oh he can go

I go here we go Come back Whiteheaded in hot. Did anyone call dibs on Rick yet? Dibs? Oh, fuck yeah. Thank you, Rick. Hold on. Let me get out. I got more. I got more. No, you can. It counts. It counts. You're on for your double.

Thank you, Rick. Oh, I just shows it for you. Rick. Yeah. They're not coming back. Time out. Time out. Time out. Jack, you got a part? Yeah.

No, part? No. Not apart. Oh, no, boys. Oh, no, boys. boys we're in bad spot there's nothing blanks there's done done done Do you have to do this? Oh, wait.

We got another guy who got a fart? I don't. Oh, it was silent. You got a fart? I don't. I'm dry. Doug I want to watch pink ball.

Got it, got one, got one, got one. Yeah, I might have one more. Come here, Rick. Try it. Assume the position. I'm paying. I'm paying. Doug.

Doug, give me one. What? Give me one. You get it? Oh, guys. No. See you guys. Wait, is it if you lay on your left side?

Fuck. Come on again. You know. It's so fucking shit like that. Ah. Ha ha ha. I got a ringer Who is who?

Monkey Betts? What was trying to make money? Oh yeah, who needs one? Me? I need one. Forty Box. Get over here! Get over here!

Get over here! I got it. Oh, I'm going to shit my pants right there. Give me a second. All right, yeah, I'll rush, I'm going to sit down, tie my shoes, and then... I sat down and there, and I had a part, so we'll see it. Are you doing that?

Um, I don't know what's that? Oh, that one else? Yeah. Uh. Yeah. Uh. Where's your mic at? Just like that.

That one just worked. I'll take a walk. All right. Oh. Oh, two, three, and get one. Ah, dude, I might be out. No. Yes, that was me, chat one.

Rick don't got one? T.J. might get a lot more than a fart here, dude. Poop Eliminator? You know, go get your candy crawler merge, guys. Well, I try to flirt. Oh my god, Chad. Go, Ted, he got me. I got my voice.

I got my voice. Oh my days, dude. Oh my God. I don't think I have it. There is. There is. Ah. Ah.

All right. Take someone's brood. All right. Another peru. You gotta breathe. You gotta breathe. Think about it. Take them out.

Got to work that far out, boys. Oh, I was Peter. Oh, I was Peter. I don't know, if I have what I'm coming for that. Try. That's three, dude. I was going to come in. Oh.

You're dead. Yes. That's three, dude. I was going to come in and do it quickly. That's three. It's the act. Get your straw, yeah, style, and stay for a while,

it's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing a Yankeeslaw. Is the act. Bye guys. Love you. See tomorrow. Go Yankees. Bye.