The Yak - Frank Storms In After Another Fiasco on NJ Transit | The Yak 8-25-22

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yizzo, it's the Yak. It's the Yak. Good vibes Thursdays. Only positivity radiating from our fucking pores. Sunshine spilling out of us. Good things to say. Only good things to say.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Only good things in our body. Happy words. Positive vibes do not exist. Frank, Frank, not on this show. We have to be positive. This isn't your grandmother's yak. This is a show of positivity
Starting point is 00:00:53 and radiance where we all bow in supplication of the new king of the south. Yes, please. I've had a hell of a morning dealing with New Jersey Transit. They proved once again that they're the absolute worst. Can I say something to you?
Starting point is 00:01:11 Yeah. I was supposed to ride the same train you did, but I got an Uber and just came on in. Yeah, well, I eventually did take an Uber. They never moved? They never moved. I got there at 10.15, and at 10 at 10 50 i decided to go get an uber i might have been on the platform behind you because i got an uber maybe about uh i wish i would have seen you what that would have been crazy i didn't see that would have been funny as fuck i would have been i was a little bit further down the platform yeah i go to the very first place yeah i go to i go to
Starting point is 00:01:42 the far end of the platform you You guys try to avoid each other? Or take goes. Oh, yeah, but for different reasons. Well, I like getting out on the front of the train. Katie money grabs. I like getting out on the front of the train. It is the easiest way. Because then you get out to 7th Avenue and then up quicker.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Everybody in the chat, comment your favorite platform on New Jersey Transit. So, yeah, I keep seeing the train. It said three minutes away. Three minutes away. I think I called it at 11 o'clock. I decided to call the Uber. And interesting Uber ride. I'd love to hear about it.
Starting point is 00:02:16 So I'm coming in. The guy is a very chatty Uber driver. I hate that. And he's like, I love U.S. I love everything about the U.S. except I don't like black people. Oh, that's not cool.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Not good. Was he white? No, he wasn't. I would say that he was, I, my guess, I think,
Starting point is 00:02:35 I believe he might have been Indian. Okay. Indian on black racism is okay. Maybe have some nuggets. Yeah, I don't, I don't, well,
Starting point is 00:02:43 you know, I didn't like that. So, so I, I didn't get in the office until about 12.20. And it's just been one hell of a time. You had a 70-minute ride with that racist? Yeah, woof. Well, it took him about... I didn't get...
Starting point is 00:02:57 He didn't arrive at Secaucus until about 11.30. And then it was a lot of traffic going through the tunnel because I guess everyone just got the word out that the portal bridge is open again. And New Jersey Transit is fucked up as usual. How's that cast coming along? This shit hurts. It's all right, buddy.
Starting point is 00:03:16 By the way, I got my Trutley salt, which I keep in my pocket in my little Mets pouch. Your what? Yeah, I carry packets of salt with me all the time, so. I'm glad you said that. What, uh... All that's in there? Yep. When I was in college,
Starting point is 00:03:33 I had a similar setup. This is just a pouch full of salt. Yes, it is. Okay. Zass, how the fuck are you? I'm good, man. I'm doing good.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah, what kind of shit were you looking at on your phone over there? I was making money moves. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You're booking some New Jersey transit after you heard all the fucking good ass stories about it? I watched Molly's Game last night. Good ass movie. One of the better. You're a movie watching son of a night. Good ass movie. One of the better.
Starting point is 00:04:06 You're a movie watching son of a bitch. I loved it. It might be in my top 10, top 20. That's in my top 10 for sure. What movie? An interesting yak snack. Molly's Game. Oh, yeah, yeah, the gambling one.
Starting point is 00:04:19 The woman who started a poker ring. Yeah. That movie was insanely good. Sass, you didn't talk at all while Dave was in here yesterday? Yeah, I don't know. I had nothing to say.
Starting point is 00:04:28 What was I going to say? What's up, Dave? I was going to comment on Mincy. I saw that stat and I scrolled down and I saw Frank the Tank had already liked it.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yeah, I don't know. I had nothing to say to Dave. Frank, what would you have said if you were in here? How's it going, Dave? I proved to myself once again that Tanker's right. The Mets will always be feeble and the nightmare never ends. Still leading the division, Frank.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Won't be after the weekend. Explains why you're so salty all the time. So what was the money move that you wound up making, Little Sasquatch? Still making them. Still on this? No, I was just texting one of my buddies. Frank, you don't use condiments on your chicken, right?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Right. So how do you choose the two sauces you choose? Because I see you went with barbecue sauce. If I feel like using sauce, I'll use barbecue, but I wouldn't use any else. Okay. True, true, true. I don't really love sweet and sour sauces as a rule. I like McDonald's sweet and sour sauce, but not other sweet and sour sauces.
Starting point is 00:05:41 For your french fries or just for everything? Not for my french fries, no. I've seen a lot of people have it with their french fries, but I don't really care for sweet and sour or Polynesian sauces in general. I do like french fries and ranch. Yeah, ranch is a good-ass dressing. Do Chicago people do honey? They have garages.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I think they're thinking about garages. I was thinking of garages. Honey on the chicken nuggets, only honey? Yeah, I used to do that when I was a little kid. Get the honey pouches to go with the nuggets. I like mustard on my chicken nuggets. Just plain mustard? And mustard. Spicy brown?
Starting point is 00:06:13 No, just plain. Yellow? Yellow. When I was in Ireland, I went to some person's house for food and they served just turkey and mustard. I must ask, some person's house? My dad's boy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:27 My dad's boy. Their house. And they just had slabs of turkey and mustard. That works. It was good. They work on a sandwich together, so why wouldn't they work in everyday life together? It was good.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I kind of liked just the mustard. The mustard was nice. Yeah, a while ago, Vibs put me on to mustard on plain bagels, and it tastes like you're eating a pretzel. It's a big mustard. Oh, yeah. It's good. I think Bailey Carlin used to tweet that out every week.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Oh, really? Yeah. Anybody here still follow Bailey Carlin and not mute him? Because he is muted to me, and I love the guy. I just watch. I get diet Bailey Carlin through Josh DM. I just get like a little taste of Bailey Carlin. We got Bailey Carlin at home.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Yeah, exactly. Josh DM. This morning he was talking about how like I only went to two fucking semesters of college and I make six figures a year. It was just fucking flexing. Oh yeah. I got pissed off.
Starting point is 00:07:23 How does he work? I don't know, probably for himself. He's like a fucking highing. Oh, yeah. I got pissed off. Does he work? I don't know. Probably for himself. He's like a fucking high-powered consultant right now. He works for Accenture. He's just crushing it at Accenture right now. I like baby carrots with spicy brown mustard. He's on the Liv tour.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Liv? Oh, yeah. He's getting paid by the freaking Saudis. PGA fought back yesterday. Changed a bunch of rules. PGA did? yesterday. Changed a bunch of rules. PGA did? Uh, speaking of Liv and Ireland,
Starting point is 00:07:50 ZeroBlock30 has a big guest this week. The host, the golf speaker. My name just blanked. Greg Norman? Nope. Oh, Nick Faldo? The other guy? Sounds big. Well, the chaps and cons were like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:08:05 They were excited. Phil Mickelson? David Faraday? Yes. Is it David Faraday? Yes. He is Irish, I think. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:12 They do sound Irish. They're very excited. So anyways, check out the next Zero Block 30. I wasn't on the interview, and I blanked on that. Oh, shit. What a plug. What a good plug. I want to hear an interview that Kate's not on.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Check out Zero Block 30. Can I say one more thing really quick? Of course, Kate. The floor is yours. You can actually put up crazy numbers this show if you want to hear an interview that Kate's not on, check out ZeroBlock30. Can I say one more thing really quick? Of course, Kate. The floor is yours. You can actually put up crazy numbers this show if you want. I love this yak sweater. It's a good sweater. Yes, it looks great.
Starting point is 00:08:34 It's thin. It's not super thick so that it's annoying. It's like the perfect fall sweater, and I actually feel very cute in it today. It's a good sweater. Fellas, if you want to feel cute, get this yak sweatshirt. We've got a lot of cute dudes watching this show. A lot of cute dudes watching. We've got a lot of ugly dudes
Starting point is 00:08:49 too who are looking to step up their cute game. Right. If you're an uggo, get a yak sweater. It really is a spectrum and it can un-ugly you. It can take a little layer off of your ugly. Unjump your face. Right. I feel like it elevated me a little. I feel like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:05 It's a great sweatshirt. I just wanted to get that off my chest. How do they size? Are they true to size? So I'm wearing a medium, and this is unisex. I'm like 5'9". Yeah. I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I'm rocking like 145. So you might want to go up a little bigger. So you definitely had to buy that, right? They didn't give you that for free. Right. I like it. Are girls good at guessing guys weights can i guess all of your weights not all of us but yeah we used to love on the chaps and kate show i don't know how much i weigh i think i'm like i gotta be like one actually never mind here we're about to say 90 let's continue on the old chaps and kate show we would have people call in tell us what they they did for a living, say a couple sentences so we could hear their voice, and then a couple other questions, and we would try and guess their weight.
Starting point is 00:09:51 And we were almost always within like 10 pounds. Guess Roan's weight right now. Roan, I feel like we're like the same. I'm like one, I'm going to say you're one. Roan weighs 145. I don't know. He's tall. I don't know. I don't know if that's not an insult. He's tall.
Starting point is 00:10:08 That would be crazy. Yes, I'm way less than that, Kate. If Rome weighed 145, we would have to airlift him to the hospital. Okay, I'll say you're 170. Like 178. Okay, I'm close. So you're within 10 pounds. Sass, I'm going to say. At a holocaust, I wouldn't weigh 145.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Okay, okay. Sass, I'm going to say, because your legs look very long. You mean long or girthy? I'm going to say you are also 170. Do you think that length is too much weight? Actually, no.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I'm probably around 170. Okay. Probably the same as Ron. It might be more, though. I haven't weighed myself in a bit, but I don't know. Owen's tough. I feel like Owen has more density than you think.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Owen is tough. Yeah, Owen's tough. I know how much Owen weighs for some reason. I'm also going to say 170. Way off. I think you might have been lying. Okay. You're better at it.
Starting point is 00:11:00 You can only do it audio-wise. You're not very good at this. Brandon, start talking. Let me do the last two. Let me do the last two. Let me do the last two. All right, so I say Brandon is 245 and Frank is 235. Am I right? Brandon, 245.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Frank, 235. Not even close. Brandon, are you 245? No. I would say like 220. Are you kidding? You went the wrong way. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:11:24 You're more? 265. Really? Really? You're more? 265. Really? So then Frank, 255. Always 10 pounds under me. That's how Frank lives his life. You and Dana B are the same. He's a little fatter than me now.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I don't really get it. Everyone always is like, oh, I know we always make jokes about you being fat. I genuinely do not think you're fat. No, I'm not fat. I'm not fat. You're not? Slightly overweight. I would never see you on the street like, wow, that guy's fat.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I would use the term soft. Optically, you look very in shape. I think you're just- Doughy. Malleable. Doughy. Soft. Doughy is the term.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. Frank, you are a tank. You're solid. If you went to another country, though, people would- Would praise you. Be getting looks. Would surround you at the airport. Take flash photography of you.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Just kidding. No, they would. They definitely would. We just do Stephen Chay's others? I think that we owe him that. Yeah, Stephen Chay's others today are, when's the last time you saw a flamingo? I stayed at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:12:22 You didn't see an actual flamingo, did you? Yep. There were flamingos there? Yeah. I've only been to Vegas once. Nice.o Hotel in Vegas. You didn't see an actual flamingo, did you? Yep. There were flamingos there? Yeah. I've only been to Vegas once. Nice. Just inside? Vegas.
Starting point is 00:12:29 They were like roaming outside by the pools. Okay. Roman? Yeah, there were Roman flamingos. And Italian? Yeah, there was Greek pelicans across the street. Damn. That's fucking nuts.
Starting point is 00:12:41 They were catcalling all the women. Hey, I like that. It's been a minute since I've seen a flamingo, to be honest with you. And I hope we all know that flamingos are only pink because they eat a lot of shrimp. True. We all knew that, Sass? We knew that? You knew that, Zah?
Starting point is 00:12:57 I don't think I've ever seen a flamingo. I don't think I knew that. Did you know that, Zah? Sorry, I was trying to figure out whether I've seen a flamingo in real life or not. I missed it completely. Flamingos are pink because they eat a lot of shrimp. Did you know that? No.
Starting point is 00:13:10 No way. I've never eaten a lot of pussy. That is true. No way. It's true. It is true. Frank is saying it. Frank is confirming it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I saw flamingos. If you give them frozen shrimp, they'll be blue or purple. Oh, does the color freeze off of the shrimp? Oh, yeah. So they're pink and then they freeze and then they lose their color. When you cook a shrimp, which is translucent, it turns pink. Did you know that most of the seafood and meat and stuff you buy in the grocery store is dyed to make it look more appealing?
Starting point is 00:13:37 I think most of the meat is most of what you buy. It doesn't really look like that. Is it dyed? Yeah. Especially beef is, I know. Uh-huh. Is rice dyed? Pistachios are dyed. of what you buy. It doesn't really look like that. It died? Yeah. Especially beef is, I know. Uh-huh. Rice? Is rice died?
Starting point is 00:13:47 Pistachios are died. I will tell you this. I saw a flamingo last November. Oh, dude. I saw a flamingo last November when I went down to Florida. Okay. I'm listening. And I've always felt a close bond to flamingos. You see now?
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah. It's just flamingo to O at the end. Oh, it is. Oh. Flamingo. Flamingo. Hey. end. Oh, it is. Oh, flamingo. Wait, what if you had a cereal? Flamingos. Flamingos.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Flamingos, but it's a flamingo. The Metz cap on. It's little salty potato pieces with a glaze. Frank, I actually learned something about you while I was in Ireland. I was in Italy and I was in Ireland, so I did a Frank tour. And I had a trip from the east coast of Ireland to the west coast of Ireland. From Dublin to the Cliffs of Moher. And my tour guide's name
Starting point is 00:14:34 was Fleming. He had the same name as you. And he told me a tidbit that might be illuminative to not only his background but your background, Frank the Tank. Illuminative tidbit? It was an illuminative tidbit that I found, and he told me that the name Fleming came to Ireland through their neighbors to the north,
Starting point is 00:14:56 or should I say their neighbors to the norse. In fact, Fleming is a Viking name. So while you may think that you have some type of Irish roots, those might be more than half Viking roots, and you might be of pillaging lineage, Frank. Does that knock your
Starting point is 00:15:13 fucking socks off or what? That knocks my fucking socks off. I've never done any DNA analysis. I've never done that. Now you can claim Viking. Basically Fran Tarkenton. Skol, low Vikings with every game.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Low Vikings, they're very lame. When the playoffs come, they'll choke. And they are a big, fat joke. Low Vikings, they lose. I've got to be honest. I did not think you had a song for the Minnesota Vikings. No, me neither. But, Frank, you would have been a Viking.
Starting point is 00:15:50 You would have been like climbing over a fence with like a knife in your throat. Cyber. Yeah, like blood dripping from your mouth howling at the moon like the fucking Northmen. That would have been you, a whole bunch of fried tanks. McDonald's. I mean. That's enough of what you're talking about. Paper straws.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Thank you for waxing poetic about his lineage. Paper straws. I mean, is there anything worse? I mean. No, that's what we were saying. Throw that shit away. Yes, dude. You want a hot dog?
Starting point is 00:16:26 The lib. Crumpling out of me whenever that straw starts to get soft. Ron, you were saying? No, paper straws are the worst, dude. Frank, we had a straw show earlier this week. You would have fucking loved it. You get to see any of that? Yes, I did.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I mean, that weird-ass guy. I mean, what the fuck was he doing with you? Big Cat? I'm talking about that guy at Yankee Stadium with the hot dog store. You're talking about Big Cat.
Starting point is 00:16:55 I mean, that just tells you that Yankee fans are just fucked. Oh, yeah. In the head. Are you more loyal, who's more loyal,
Starting point is 00:17:03 Mince to Dave or you to Big Cat? I'm not sure. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I think a lot of what's going on with Mintzy is a misunderstanding. Have you ever called one of Big Cat's enemies to talk about Big Cat? Have you ever committed? Probably his cab driver today.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yeah. No, I haven't. Never been. Yeah. No, I haven't. Never been a traitor? No, I haven't. Okay. Just make sure you don't. That's all. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Yeah, it's just a big misunderstanding with Mints, huh? Well, me and Big Cat have a common enemy in that asshole blooper. Yeah, 100K followers for blooper. Really? I think so that didn't that happen frank well he always is uh always says he has more uh followers than uh mr matt yes i mr matt need mr matt needs to step up his uh his internet game i've always said that mr matt really needs to improve his twitter presence he needs to get to an internet cafe log the fuck on that brings us to chase next one what is the scariest bird. That brings us to Che's next one.
Starting point is 00:18:05 What is the scariest bird you've seen in the wild? I think the answer, because you only see them at night, and if they descend on you, they get to you quick. It's an owl. A diving owl is a scary bird. Have you been attacked by an owl? I have. What?
Starting point is 00:18:20 I have. Owls only hunt at night, and they're deceptively big, and when they're spread out, they're terrifying animals. Owls are one that it's weird to me how common they are. Yeah. Oh, they're everywhere. Yeah, like you wouldn't expect to. I didn't. Owls are something that you see in movies, and you never think that, oh, that's actually something you could see.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Owls are a sneaky, cool animal. They're awesome. They're a good-looking animal. I remember dissecting their poop back in the day. I don't. Yes, I do. Owls are a sneaky, cool animal. They're awesome. They're a good-looking animal. Do you remember dissecting their poop back in the day? I don't. Yes, I do. Owl pellets. Owl pellets.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Is that poop? You would dissect the poop. Yeah, it's their poop. Don't they throw it up or something? Did you think it was pellets made of owl? Oh, no. You dissect it, and there's like a whole mouse skeleton inside. They throw it up.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Oh. It's mouth poop. Mouth poop. You dissect it. Jerry did that. Yeah, after three bites of bread. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 00:19:10 The hot dog one. Remember, he had a log of poop come out of his mouth. Yeah, that was gross. It was a pellet. It was a Jerry pellet. But owls are the slowest animal or the slowest bird. Really? I've actually been chased by the fastest bird.
Starting point is 00:19:26 An ostrich? An ostrich yep we were on a class trip i think it was fourth grade on a class trip so they're classified they're very dangerous but they're since they're not like a carnivore like lions and stuff like that they they classify it as like okay to take kids like on actual walks not like in a car kind of thing with a guide and And the thing fucking chased us. What the fuck? All of you? So we had a guide. It was a group of us. It was a class trip. We had a guide and he chased it away with a gun.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'm not going to lie. Watching you get chased by an ostrich would be funny. Ostriches are one of the more dangerous animals, I think. Very dangerous. They're like one of the deadliest animals in the world. Don't they have barbed talons? Don't they have huge...
Starting point is 00:20:08 Their feet are the thing that will attack them. One of the deadliest based off of that attack humans. Hippopotamus is also another one. People underestimate that's a given. I don't think that's a given. Is that a given to everybody? Hippopotamuses are huge. Hipp that's a given. Is that a given to everybody? Potomases are huge and hippos are a given.
Starting point is 00:20:26 They have like 10 feet I feel like some people would say like crocodiles or alligators but hippos are more dangerous I think hippos are a given because of their size. A hippo's jaw could just
Starting point is 00:20:35 I understand but I don't think I wouldn't see like if you showed someone who had never seen animals before a hippo and an ostrich you'd be like okay the hippo looks scary as fuck. They're also very docile looking,
Starting point is 00:20:46 but that's antithetical to what they really are like. You think they are docile looking, or just because you've seen elephants having tusks, which are face weapons? No, hippos are just fat and bathing in the water all the time. They kill 500 people a year. That's because you watched fucking The Lion King, or what's, or no, what is it?
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm not sure why this got pushed back. Why did this get pushed back? On you? Because people know that hippos aren't dangerous. I'm just trying to give credit to the hippo. The hippo, I think... You know what the deadliest is? What?
Starting point is 00:21:14 Mosquitoes. Yeah, malaria. Kill a million people a year. Zah, when you said that your tour guide had a gun, did the ostrich see the gun and back away? Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's understanding, Phil. He recognized that it was a gun did the ostrich like see the gun and like back away like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
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Starting point is 00:21:48 She has like a bird manual. Yes, she's best friends with this ostrich. She's always like goofing with her camera and she's like, Emmanuel.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I don't know if he's an ostrich. It's not a yeah. It's a yeah. I don't know. Yeah, but I love them. The whole farm. I love everything about them.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Yeah, it's a treat. It's a delight. There's a lady that has a bird. What is it? A bird named Emmanuel. I don't know what he is. They're super viral videos.
Starting point is 00:22:11 He'll be doing a video and then he'll be fucking with the camera and she'll be like, no, Emmanuel. Now that I say it out loud, it's probably pretty stupid and I don't like her. I love her. That's one of those things that you can't describe. Right there with you, Brandon. I love her. I love one of those things that you can't describe. Right there with you, Brandon. I love her. I love this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I've watched every single one of those videos like 50 times each. My two favorite people on TikTok are them and Zebras, and that's it. Didn't you have some big-tittied sweatshirt that you also like? Oh, I love titty. I love, yeah. Have you seen the one lady who has the giant boobs who she always does the transitions where she's in a a sweater like this. And then it's like the transition.
Starting point is 00:22:48 You put your hand in front of the camera. You go boom. And every time she does and moves her hand, her tits just. That's like what she's known for. I should look up her. I forget. But they're mesmerizing even for me. She's super viral just because her boobs jiggle.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah, I get cat videos, wrestling videos, fishing videos and titties on my tiktok i am very happy with that i always ask pat i'm like let me see your instagram for you page let me see what it is because it's all mine's like kittens and babies and animals and i catch a glimpse of his and it's all like bikinis and like whatever i'm like wait what are you what the heck what the heck he's doing he's research. I'm starting to think he masturbates. You masturbate? Yeah. Can we talk for a second, I think? He doesn't.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I might have been completely wrong when I said about the ostriches. I think that was a massive miss on my behalf. Good news is it doesn't matter. None of this does. I thought I was very confident. I must have misread that. Tass, also, you've been fact-checking yourself faster,
Starting point is 00:23:46 and you're kind of like cutting the internet off at the bend when they would be like, shut up, Sass. Why did I think that? That ostriches are deadly? Yeah. I think they kind of are. Or they just like hurt people, or they don't kill them? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I think Zos said it's the fastest bird. I thought it was. Probably not the fastest bird. They can kill you. They do kill people, but not that often, I don't think. Not as often as I thought. Yeah, not, I mean, yeah. I'm still fancied.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I mean, and obviously the hippos are given. The hippos are like number five or six. Kill 500. Who wouldn't think that hippos are? Number one in Africa. Are they actually? Again, feel like hippos are. If you didn't know that, you wouldn't think that.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I know they're big. I would like to think all our listeners know hippos are a given. I would say that they're more ornery than the elephant. They're face-weapon brethren. Cousins. They got a board game of them just gobbling up skulls. They're known to be hungry. Those are marbles.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Really? You know, we're trying to Jurassic Park the woolly mammoth. Are we? Yeah. Bringing them back? Yeah, we're trying. Yeah, that's been going on for a while. Isn't, like, Josh Richards, like, the head of that campaign?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Yeah, it was him and Gru. Yo, guys. I feel like we've fallen behind our, like, cloning and creating animals. Like, 30 years ago, we were cloning sheep and we were talking about Jurassic Park. Now it's just robots doing gymnastics routines. Yeah, it's robot dogs. Yeah, well, you watch out for the robots. Skynet's coming.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Okay. You know who Skynet is, right? Yeah. It's Alexa. Woogie, woogie, woogie. You got a giant piece of burger on you. I do? And dogs are number four.
Starting point is 00:25:26 What do you... Okay, yeah, go ahead and eat it. So it's Alexa, but is it also Siri? Is it also Bixby? Oh, they're all the same. Oh, tell me more? Yeah, they're all Skynet. No way.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Does it change your way of life at all? In a few years, we'll be... I mean, they're always waterboarded. Well, my straw broke. You threw the straw out. It didn't break. You complained about it and threw it. It got soggy because it was a stupid paper straw, which shouldn't exist.
Starting point is 00:26:00 TJ's been putting up numbies back there. Dude, TJ, I've seen your fucking game. Thanks, Ron. Oh, I think we're going to have to end right at two, right? Yeah, we have the company meeting. We got a hard day. It always does make me a little nervous because I haven't been blogging as much as I should lately,
Starting point is 00:26:15 and are they going to call that out? Am I going to be? Probably. Probably. That would be insane. I don't know, but it happens sometimes. There's like slides, and then the fifth slide is just me. No, for some reason, I didn't know there was a company to use some of the third there's like slides and then the fifth slide is just
Starting point is 00:26:25 no for some reason I didn't know there was a company meeting today I never got the invite I didn't know the happy hour
Starting point is 00:26:32 was tonight I did not know that either I didn't get that either and the truth is I don't know if I can go because I got
Starting point is 00:26:41 so many freaking cameos I did 75 cameos. I did 75 cameos yesterday. Dude, how much are you making? How many? How much? 75 cameos. How much does it cost for someone to book that?
Starting point is 00:26:53 $30. And how much do you take home? I take home like about $25 of it. 75%, maybe $23. Does that run that? Yeah. $250? Does that run that? Yeah. I deposited $3,500 in my account from just this week alone. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Jesus Christ. I did a cameo. It took me like six months to get $3,500. $3,500 in a week? Yeah, I got 25 open cameos right now. I had a guy DM me the other day, and he was like, I just bought a $50 Frank the Tank cameo, and I will probably never come see you live.
Starting point is 00:27:30 It was Abe. You know, the greatest thing is on my YouTube channel, which is I got— Is this going to be the greatest thing, Frank? I got 2,600 subscribers currently on YouTube. Subscribe. Boost my subscribers. Come on. I want to get up to 3,000 soon.
Starting point is 00:27:47 No, no. 26,000. So I want to get to 3,000 soon. So get that up. I dropped Coach Tank when I was at Rough and Rowdy in May. I worked with the little people, the micro wrestlers. The producers? Yeah. The micro wrestlers? Yeah, the micro wrestlers. The producers? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:06 The micro wrestlers? Yeah, the micro wrestlers. Some might call them midgets. I don't know if that's a name. Frank, who made that video? Yeah, that's not your video. No, the people who work with the micro athletes made that video. I watched it last night.
Starting point is 00:28:22 It was really, really good. That league is blowing up. That league, they're on my TikTok algorithm for some reason. I watched it last night. It was really, really good. That league is blowing up. I like that league. They're on my TikTok algorithm for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. They come to, they come to rough and rowdy a lot.
Starting point is 00:28:32 A lot of them. I'm Frank the tank and I'm coaching the midgets on how to box for rough and rowdy. And Frank, you edited this, you said? This shit is pretty good, Frank. How did you get into boxing training? Well, you know, I learned from the best.
Starting point is 00:28:54 The absolute master. Mickey Goldmilk. You know, he trained bums. He trained bums and turned them into champions. You got to come out there. My boy's 6K. I know. If you Floyd Mayweather it, Floyd Mayweather will get his ass kicked in rough and rowdy
Starting point is 00:29:10 because he'll just try to hug, he'll try to dance. He'll only throw like one punch every 10 minutes, you see. And that can win in the boxing, but not rough and rowdy. Rough and rowdy, you have to do it differently. My name is Demoman, and I'm president of Micro Athletic Association. This is an organization that we formed
Starting point is 00:29:27 for little people, dwarves, midgets, whatever. And we are enlisting fighters for actual fights. We're not wrestling. This is not professional wrestling at all.
Starting point is 00:29:37 What we want is professional athletes. And this is the forum to get these guys a foot in the door These guys are more athletic than people in crew. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:29:47 They're actually rowing, yeah. Proportionally, of course. Oh, Frank. Sweet science. How do you know so much about boxing? That was pretty impressive. He won his fight, right? They went one-on-one in May.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I'll put the link in the chat if anybody wants to watch the full. It's 15 minutes. It's amazing. Nice. You watched it, TJ? Yeah, well, I was in the premiere last night at midnight. Sheesh. TJ supports his boys.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Hell yeah. Yep. And if you click subscribe and get the notification bell, you too can be in my premieres. Hell yeah. Wow. You too? Here you go, Frank. Bono?
Starting point is 00:30:25 All the night we love. Like that? Well, maybe. Maybe I'll do some singing. Of course, you got Raw Dog episodes coming up. Third anniversary of Raw Dog came out this week. Frank, what do you have planned for this football season? Anything sweet?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Oh, no, no. I have to find something. Maybe I'll do some... I got to figure out a new way to do my live streams. My live stream on Monday did not go well. People put my number into chat, and I started getting phone calls. I was getting calls all the way to 4 o'clock in the morning. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:30:57 But then your social team puts it up as promo for the video. It makes people want to call more. It's like, oh, that's a guaranteed way to get on. It's a little bit of a... I was doing my podcast yesterday, and then someone called while I was for the video. It makes people want to call more. It's like, oh, that's a guaranteed way to get on. It's a little bit of a... I was doing my podcast yesterday, and then someone called while I was doing the podcast. They called three times. I ignored them. I mean, I tried to ignore them, and they just keep calling.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Three times, though. That's biblical, no? Mm-hmm. I mean, who are these guys that keep calling me? Who are these guys? Brandon, I don't get it. What were you about to say a second ago? I rudely cut you off, Brandon.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I have no idea. You were about to say something, and it was about to be poignant. I don't know. You were adding some poignancy to you. I got to be honest. I don't know what we're talking about now. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I was just thinking about you two. Yeah, me too. How many people do you think, how many fans do you think you two lost with that deal they did with Apple? It still comes onto my phone all the fucking time. You would log on and you two would just be on your phone. I've been phone through phone and it still just persists
Starting point is 00:31:52 on my library. I don't know how to delete it. Sometimes I won't even touch anything. I'll put on Bluetooth headphones and it'll just start playing. How much money do you think they paid for that? Not enough, brother. Where did they get paid?
Starting point is 00:32:06 We're going to put this on every single phone. They got paid. Got money from it. Did? Yeah, definitely. That seems like a pretty good deal for them. Yeah. Stay tuned for our new Yak phones coming out.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Yeah, that's coming soon. Actually, we had a merch meeting yesterday about Yak merch, and they want to do more like... Prinkets. Yeah, wacky and wild Yak merch. Gadget skizmos. Actually, everybody this year was at the meeting except for you, Brandon. We were the ones that went to the meeting.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Why weren't you there, Brandon? I did something in this room right after that. Really? Because I was actually in here up until the meeting, and you were not. No, I did something right after that. I'll cover Brandon here. He did something for Erica. Yeah, yeah, I did. I was there as well.
Starting point is 00:32:50 I can't give it away. What was this anonymous favor for Erica? Yeah. You'll see it if you work at Barstool Sports and are in the mid-year meeting today. Yes, I did a video for the meeting today. Wow. All right, check for that Brandon and Erica leak.
Starting point is 00:33:04 They're having me open with a tight five. You're going to do eight, right? Yeah, I'm going to go over. Run the light. Yeah. I'm looking forward to the next Yak. Dave will respect it. I'm looking forward to the next Yak auction because-
Starting point is 00:33:16 It's Friday. Oh, shit. I won't be here. You're not looking forward to it. Is it really on Friday? Tomorrow, yeah. Actually, I might auction some advertising space on this old. Oh, I like that.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. That would be fun. What I'm going to do is the next Thursday auction, I'm going to bring in the shorts I ripped on the Long Island Railroad. Ew. And I might even auction off my old Roomba, which died a couple of weeks ago. Oh, Frank, you're going to have to come in on Friday.
Starting point is 00:33:48 The auction's on Friday. You're going to have to come in on Friday. Frank, didn't we go over this, and that's just auctioning trash? They would buy it. I guarantee it. They would buy it, Seth. They would buy another man's treasure. Broken vacuum.
Starting point is 00:34:01 It's very famous. Don't you know? Actually, that might break the fucking internet That might break the app I guarantee you people I guarantee we would get a lot of money for the What's a lot? The shorts I ripped on
Starting point is 00:34:14 Would we get $200 for your pants? I think we would get at least $200 I think we would Do you still have the microwave? Didn't you have a microwave you had for 17 years? That one's gone. No. The auction's off already.
Starting point is 00:34:28 That would have been worth it. You got to go to the dump like that guy who's looking for his Bitcoin wallet or whatever and find your old microwave to be able to auction it off. Do you remember Lenny Dykstra a few years ago? He went out to a Jersey Mike's and he took out his false teeth for some reason and he accidentally threw them out. So he realized he threw out his false teeth, and he went back to this place and went dumpster diving to try to find his false teeth. And he actually was successful.
Starting point is 00:34:57 He found them. What an absolute legend. And he was actually live streaming himself going through a dumpster looking for his teeth. One man's trash is another man's treasure, huh, Frank? Everybody's treasure is wood, though. Yes, it is. Brandon? Owen?
Starting point is 00:35:15 I'm going to do the wood read. I thought you would. Brandon just threw his paper in disgust. He yawned it off of his desk. You don't like wood, Brandon? I love wood, Sam. You've got the best hair in the room. Talk about wood.
Starting point is 00:35:25 That's a good question. My favorite scent is Golden Hour. You know what it smells like? Smooth brandy and Madagascar vanilla. That's what it smells like. There's also Summer House, which is coastal lavender and sea salt and fresh tracks, which is oak moss and pink pepper. Somehow, neither of those really told me what that smells like. You don't know what vanilla madagascar smells like vanilla i do yeah yeah that's pretty well actually everybody knows what vanilla smells like so i'll fuck off
Starting point is 00:35:55 all products are 15 or less shop wood at getwood.com or your local cvs i got shampoo body wash moisturizer deodorant facial cleanser beer conditioner all of it shop wood at getwood.com or your local CVS. They got shampoo, body wash, moisturizer, deodorant, facial cleanser, beer conditioner, all of it. Shop Wood at Getwood.com or your local CVS. What do you think is going to happen at this company meeting? We have a firing wheel? Or we just didn't do that? I am. I always do get nervous, though.
Starting point is 00:36:18 I don't think I'm going to be called out by name, but I always get real nervous before the company meetings. Also, tonight's the company happy hour. Who are our predictions for the person who gets too drunk and is embarrassing? It's normally, it's been me twice. Are you going? No, I didn't even, I forgot until I was talking to Glennie. He's like, oh, are you going to the happy hour? And I was like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:36:37 So, no. I'm not going either. A race to do something inappropriate to Lil Sass. Someone will find a way. Yeah, I got to hit those cameos tonight. They got people depending on me to get their draft a way. Yeah, I gotta hit those cameos tonight. They got people depending on me to get their draft orders out. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go for a little bit. Back in the day, they used to get a little nutty. Yeah. I think, I mean, it's fine. Like when Sophia works. I think it's Fofia, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Fofia used to get fucking nutty, bro. That one Christmas party. Talking about when Sofia got nutty at the Christmas party. Stories I could tell. My goodness. You can tell. He spilled it. He spilled it.
Starting point is 00:37:14 He was yakking three different ways. Yeah. I got two, three. I'm talking Coney. That paper airplane is going to go further than the New York Jets this year. Frank, but you're a Dolphins fan. I heard that Tua throws the best ball known to man. Most accurate, yes.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Most catchable, I've heard, too. Well, we'll see about that. Did you hear that they all have the shits today? All the Dolphins have the shits today? Had to cancel practice with the Eagles. Is that for real? Yeah, they all have the shits today? Had to cancel practice with the Eagles. Is that for real? Yeah, they all have the shits today. The entire team got the shits.
Starting point is 00:37:48 That has to fuck with the plumbing at the facility. Yeah. Frank, did you hear this? Have you heard this? Have you seen about this? She says, as long as you don't have the shits in the regular season. You start that sentence with shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:03 You Clay Davis. Spin the fucking wheel. Spin the Clay Davis. Spin the fucking wheel. Spin the fucking wheel. Spin the fucking wheel. I really do. Brandon, have you been getting any ice cream down the shore? Yeah, I've been getting a lot of Italian ice and ice cream. Water ice, you mean?
Starting point is 00:38:20 Water ice. Is that what it's called? No, it's called Italian ice. Okay, relax. See, don't you want to call it water ice now? I think it's a regional. Dry. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:31 It looks like it's Big Cat and Che's wet job search. Nate doesn't want to... Nate now feels bad because Big Cat wasn't excited about going to lunch with him. And I'm worried that we're going to lose Nate going to lunch. I really want to keep Nate involved with this. But I'm worried that we're going to lose him. And also, Meek Phil called me out the other day. Meek Phil?
Starting point is 00:38:53 Meek Phil fucking called me out. For what? He said I was snitch liking on him because I liked a tweet that randomly came onto my timeline that someone was talking about. Let me see what the tweet is. I'd like to be able to like that tweet right now. Meek Phil is Matt's guy.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah. It goes against the name Meek Phil to call somebody out. Are you guys good now, Frank? Matt's just going to always fucking fall apart. The dream is dead. Ah. We lose three out of four to the Rockies. The Cardinals are going to take the weekend off.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Meek Phil. The Pirates yesterday were actually doing the Tomahawk Chop. Fellow Mets. And the Pirates are going to take, when they play the Mets, are going to take five out of seven. And they're going to play their balls to the wall. They're going to make no errors. Yesterday, the Pirates in every game against the Braves this year
Starting point is 00:39:43 had at least two errors. At least. Where's this goddamn Meek Phil tweet? But you and Meek Phil are good. He didn't tweet it. Someone else tweeted it about him, about seeing the, like, horny tweets that he liked or something like that. You can't be liking horny tweets on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Horny on main? Yeah that you can't be liking tweet horny tweets on twitter horny on main yeah you can't be because especially because all of your tweets that you like come up on people's timelines oh yeah how is my timeline just my entire timeline just thirst traps being liked by meek phil how is my entire timeline just thirst traps being liked by meek phil and i got 600 likes so i guess everybody is just getting and then but then i hopped over to meek phil's and he was and and there were a lot of horny likes on maine yeah oh there's horny on maine and i'm not allowed to comment about it meek phil called me out he was like you snitched like that or something like that oh if anything you were respecting him you thought he was just open about that. Yeah, dude. Owning it.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Brazenly horny on me. He was lighting me up for being horny on me. Yeah. I brought it up to him. Or he just, like, maybe he was going to fuck off of that. Yeah. Maybe they were going to just see his, like, Well, we had a study last night.
Starting point is 00:41:00 When you were gone, we were talking to Glennie and everybody about why people like Instagram pictures and stuff. The theory is that you would eventually fuck yeah and the only fans woman came in and said like actually sometimes i do look at the guys who like my stuff and if you have a profile picture something like that yeah uh yeah that's what i mean like he could he could wind up fucking off this yeah but yeah meek phil just fucking confronted me in the hallway fucking about to whip my ass he said he was gonna break my other arm that was a low threat He could wind up fucking off this. But yeah, Meek Phil just fucking confronted me in the hallway. Fucking about to whip my ass. He said he was going to break my other arm.
Starting point is 00:41:30 That was a low threat confrontation for you. Oh, dude. He fucking came up my neck. I felt like Frank the Tank. Meek Phil's always coming at you. Frank, I didn't like that when he said shut the fuck up. How are you and Meek Phil doing, by the way? He is you. Five out of the last seven guaranteed two errors.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Owen, just let the man answer. It's going to be Mets are just a disaster You were right Owen Sorry 2007 never dies No It doesn't 2007 wasn't a bad year though
Starting point is 00:41:53 If the Mets went to the World Series And it was the final game And they were up by like 11 Would you be like Alright I can be happy for a second Or would you still be mad At them for some reason?
Starting point is 00:42:05 I have a hard time picturing you ever truly celebrating the Mets. This is nothing to ever celebrate. It's always pain, misery, and suffering. It is. PMS. PMS. Frank's got PMS. Yeah, Frank.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Frank's PMSing. That's his whole brand. What would you do if they won the World Series? Well, they probably won't win it next year. Yeah. Guaranteed. This is what's going to happen. They're going to be up 11-0, final game of the World Series,
Starting point is 00:42:33 and at that precise moment... Apocalypse. At that precise moment, the Hedron Collider will kick on and cause the planet to implode. What's the Hedron Collider? You don't know what the Hedron Collider is? I really don't. That's on me.
Starting point is 00:42:51 You got a lot to learn, obviously. It's this thing that you have in France that's supposed to create energy or something like that. And it's something that they're working on, like try to create non-carbonated fossil fuse energies. It's carbonated. Like a Y2K reboot or something. And the large hydron collider there, they call it,
Starting point is 00:43:20 it's going to cause the planet to explode because people are idiots. And they're going to go, oops! Damn. I don't think they'll're going to go, oops! Damn. I don't think they'll be able to go, oops, will they? You know what used to scare the fuck out of me was the nuclear power plants. Yeah. I grew up really close to one, and we were in the zone where we would just turn to dust. Well...
Starting point is 00:43:39 You know there's a nuclear power plant like 50 miles from New York City that has had multiple, multiple close calls. Yeah. And security is not great around it and all kinds of stuff. Have you ever watched the miniseries Chernobyl? Yeah. Yeah. It was actually in Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:43:58 There was like a – Russia was getting super close to like one of their nuclear power plants. Chernobyl. And they were like, fuck off. They were like, everyone is going gonna die if you guys blow this up i mean uh chernobyl there and i always like that one of us over there hit me the board leaders go to go so what are we gonna do about the people we don't well first off we don't want this to get out we gotta tell i'm gonna level with you i didn't pick up a single word for the last 20 seconds you just said there. I love you.
Starting point is 00:44:26 You're an Irish. Yeah. You went full brogue on us there. Frank Flemish. Well, I love it. The part I love is when they have all the communist officials sitting in the room together. And they're getting together and say that, look, we don't want this to get out. We've got to tell people to mind their labor and let the affairs of the state remain to the state.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Yeah, it was British people doing Russian accents. What happened to the Japanese nuclear reactor? Didn't they get close a couple years ago to almost blowing Japan up? Yeah, the tidal wave, the tsunami came at Fukushima. That was a big thing. Oh, good job. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:45:02 That's my big YouTube rabbit hole is tsunamis. I go down all the time. I don't know why. Pretty fascinating. And then I'm watching rogue waves, and then I'm watching the big ships out at sea when those giant rogue waves come. You ever see the Poseidon Adventure? That movie where the ship flips upside down?
Starting point is 00:45:17 I'm not talking about the shitty remake. I'm talking about the original. No. I have not. Hitchcock. You know what's crazy about the tsunamis? There's always that moment where the water goes out first. No. I have not. Hitchcock. You know what's crazy about the tsunamis? There's always that moment where the water goes out first. Yeah. Everybody's standing on the beach going like, hey, where'd
Starting point is 00:45:30 all the water go? What's going on? I know. Get the fuck out. That's not natural. Did you guys... Was there a massive misconception for you about what tsunamis were? I thought it was a gigantic... Yeah, that's exactly what... I thought it was just this one big wave. Because what
Starting point is 00:45:45 was that movie where the asteroid hits and she's standing with her dad on the beach? Deep Impact. That's what I thought a tsunami was. You just stand there and you're like. Yeah, and the water just seeps. 700 foot wave comes in. Yeah, yeah. Like out of nowhere. Just crushes everything. Just appears right at the shore. Well, yeah, the original Poseidon Adventure is
Starting point is 00:46:01 it's New Year's at the strike of midnight for New Year's Day. A tsunami comes and knocks the ship upside down. This year? Yeah. And they had to climb to the bottom of the ship to get out of the ship. I go on big rabbit holes with this one channel. I forget what the guy's name is.
Starting point is 00:46:23 He does these cool animated science videos. And he did one about what would happen if every single nuke in the world went off. And it's crazy. It would offset and nothing would happen. They would just bounce into each other.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Played resets. Humanity resets. You know, Russia, the Soviets, they developed a bomb. They called it the Tsar Bomba. And it was the most powerful nuclear bomb that was ever. Before they set it off, there was some legitimate concerns
Starting point is 00:47:02 that they could actually set the entire atmosphere on fire. Oh, yeah. It was like a test bomb, right? Yes. That they set off in the middle of nowhere? Yes. No, it's not this. Scroll up.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Sash, what was the answer to the question of what would happen if they all went off at the same time? I have to watch it. What did you search? No, look up every bomb in the world. It's something like... I forget the guy's name is. Let me just check. I've seen it suggested when I'm watching some of my YouTube videos.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I never watched it. Horowitz? I forget how to pronounce the guy's name. What his name even is. What if every bomb in the world went off at the same time? Damn. Oh, yeah. Wait, that was it.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Yeah, it's that one right there. All the bombs. It's a good channel. Check out some of his videos. Good guy. Or like our channel. Check out some of his videos. Good guy. Or like our channel. Yeah. Yeah, subscribe to ours.
Starting point is 00:47:50 We're actually going to start animating bomb videos. Yeah. You know what I would like to do one day? I'd love to do my courthouse stories and have them animated. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. I used to like Dirty Duty. Oh, yeah. Free used to like jury duty. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Free lunch? Free lunch. I lived in the Bronx, so I'd go right near Yankee Stadium. The lunch was like two hours. I'd get a pastrami sandwich. I'd sit in the park. With jury duty, what is the deal? What are the odds you get put on a super high-profile case?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Pretty low. Do they give you any sort of heads up? Like, hey, this is going to be like an eight-month case? Yes, they do. When you step in there, the judge has his introduction. And at least in New Jersey, they give you a questionnaire. And they'll say that this is a trial that's going to last two to three days. They'll say if it's a – the longest trial I did was a three-month triple murder trial. And they said this trial is going to last three to four months.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Do you have an option to opt out if it's going to be like? New Jersey, they allow you to claim that you have a hardship. And serving on a trial that length would be a hardship. Yeah, that makes sense. And you would typically be let off the jury. So the only people who are jurors for that kind are ones who absolutely hate their job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:11 To go on for as long as possible. Yes. So they just have no inspiration for it to not be, for the trial to be over, for a speedy trial. That is correct. A lot of filibustering. Mm-hmm. I need a speedy trial if I is correct. A lot of filibustering. Mm-hmm. I need a speedy trial
Starting point is 00:49:28 if I ever fucking get in there, man. Don't drag it out with me. Have you never done it? Jury duty? Oh, I'm saying if I was on trial, but I have done it. But in Pennsylvania... Well, it's hypothetical.
Starting point is 00:49:37 You're the criminal. It was like... Yeah. Yeah, in the hypothetical, I'm the criminal. That's how I always look at it. In the hypothetical, you got caught. Yeah. Which, I'm the criminal. That's how I always look at it. In the hypothetical, you got caught. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Which, that ain't happening. I was supposed to do jury duty in, like, March, but I just pushed it back. You didn't go? No, you can, like, file for, like, an extension or some shit. I forget what it was. They just asked. They were like, does anybody have a reason why they wouldn't be able to serve on this? And, like, everybody's hand shot up
Starting point is 00:50:05 and they just let everybody out there was no scrupulous there was a judge that was at the in Newark and he would this is like 10 years ago when there was still a lot of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and he would always go right now
Starting point is 00:50:22 we got thousands of men and women and they're living in tents in a hot desert. Oh, God. They're serving our country, and their lives every day are at risk. Frank, what would you name Casey's baby if you had the option? Let's see. Casey's baby if you had the option Brandon what's the sex
Starting point is 00:50:54 I won't tell you so bad yeah yeah yeah Frank needs to know for the I guess just pick like a unisex name let's see you can do a boy and a girl's name I guess just pick like a unisex name.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Let's see. You can do a boy and a girl's name. How do you lead with boy? Because it's the better sex. That is true. Fuck. You prefer boy sex? Best sex.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Frank, come on. Oh, yeah, you can go Chris. You could go Chris. Oh, come on. Oh, yeah, you can go Chris. You could go Chris. Chris Jenner. Powerhouse. Chris Smith. Why would you call it Chris Jenner? It's a rough and rowdy guy.
Starting point is 00:51:36 A woman or man, I'm saying. It could be. Yeah, I mean, there's a name that could be anyway. Yeah. Anyway, but so the judge would go, and you guys cannot serve a simple three-day trial. Shame. Shame. Shame cuts sharp.
Starting point is 00:51:55 I am going to excuse you. That's a wild comparison. I am embarrassed to be in the same room as you. You guys can't do your. You are dismissed. He called him shameful and then gave him what they wanted. It feels like he was claiming a little valet that wasn't his. Yeah, he's like,
Starting point is 00:52:08 we're trying to put this guy with three parking tickets in prison. Meanwhile, there's people in Afghanistan sleeping in tents. I told you that judge was a draft dodger. We used to sit around over there and go, like, you know how many people
Starting point is 00:52:22 are probably skipping jury duty right now? Our friend died today it was very upsetting we thought about it a lot we did that is that's not surprising this same judge one time
Starting point is 00:52:32 someone opened up a door for the holding cell and he was yelling in the holding cell he was crossing the line and he goes yo man fuck the judge
Starting point is 00:52:40 so the judge asked the guy to bring the guy brought the judge the guy out of the holding cell says You know You sat there and you said fuck the judge You know I'm a much more civilized person
Starting point is 00:52:53 I'm not going to just simply Go up and say fuck you I'm just going to send you back down And your case is not going to be heard You see because I'm a better person I won't tell you, fuck you. That seems much worse. That does.
Starting point is 00:53:08 That seems like he ruined his life. He's kind of illegal. You might have had a chance. You might have had a chance to get out today. Three weeks in the hole. But your case is not going to momentarily lash out. I'm going to precisely ruin your life. Your case is not going to be heard today because he yelled, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Next time you come to this course, you're going to learn better than to say, fuck you. And what was the case number? Yeah, yeah. All right, should we wrap it up? Yep. You see, this is why we need my cartoons with the stories. We'll let you know tomorrow who got fired. And tomorrow we'll be back for the yak.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah. Yeah. Bye guys. Wish us luck on the firing wheel.

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