The Yak - Frank Takes a Trip | The Yak 5-26-22

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo! Ooh, that felt good. Yo. Hey, Rose back. Rose. Yo.

We got our animal guy here. Yo. I forgot we invited him back on Thursday's show, but I'm happy that. Made it. Is that kind of a weird thing, though, that you remembered and you're a weed dealer? Why would that be weird? I don't know your memory like short-term memory like i forgot i've got to have a great memory okay honestly um

and then we also have a very special guest frank hey how you feeling frank? I'm a little tired. Yeah? Frank had a 10 milligram edible at noon. Dude, I think it's working. I thought we'd start at 10 because I don't want to get crazy. And Frank agreed. I gave him many outs. I was like, if you don't want to do it, he's like, no, the people. This is what people need to realize who are watching right now.

Frank said our conversation went exactly like this. I was like, Frank, you do not need to realize who are watching right now frank said we our conversation went exactly like this i was like frank you you do not need to do this if you don't want to do it i will i will like say it was my call we don't have to do this and he said the people of the yak want me to do it that's a man of the people i can vouch for them yeah that's exactly how it went down i was like dude we do not have to do this there's no pressure and he's like nope the people of the yak want it i thought we agreed to 10 grams, though. 10 grams. 10 grams. So yeah, he's got like 10,000 milligrams. 10,000 more of those you have to take.

I think it was plenty. Now, was it... No response. There's different kinds. Like, what kind did you give him? Was it like a sativa? What's that, Rico? I don't know.

Floors carry it. Okay. All right. Thank you. Wow. Thanks. Those are on sale in the Barstool store now. Oh.

Yeah, of course. Nice. What? That's incredible. Is there a pellet gun in there? I know. I saw what you guys were up to. You see me get pizza the next day, too, to get everyone.

Oh, to get them riled up? Yeah, it was real pizza. That's fucking genius. Wait, how did those get into your lives? Devlin, someone just sent them to Devlin. Really? I didn't buy them. I did buy more, but yeah, someone just sent them to Devlin.

That's an incredible addition to the show and so is kate honestly thank you it's been fantastic it's been a treat and so is our guy i forgot your name dude my bad all good sam sam and what's your prescription in your left eye because that's the thickest lens i've ever seen in my life actually both different but they're super high. Yeah. So are you, brother. I know. You know, I was watching the gel gun fight this weekend, and it reminded me of Super Soakers. Oh, I remember Super Soakers.

Those were the days. So wait, is this what Frank is? He's just like, there's still comments, but there's no punchline? He just remembers things. You know, the Mets had a pitcher start yesterday. There he is. He's back.

Got in his groove. If you take the zap out of his name, his name is actually Sucky. Oh. Remember Bubble Yum? He looks like the cat. The, uh. By the way, buy my shirt. Buy the shirt. Buy the cat. By the way, buy my shirt. Buy the shirt.

Buy the shirt. Buy the shirt. Damn, vibes are high in here right now. No, I'm wearing a different hat on each picture. Yes, you are. Wait, what? That's a fact. Yo, I didn't even notice that, Frank. That's a fact.

That's why you want to wear this shirt. What was your favorite hat in the whole group? You know, I always liked the turkey head to stand by, you know. Of course, the Yoda one crushed. And was that a mask? What's the second one in the third row? We multiplied. That's Edgar Allan Poe.

Oh, I love Edgar Allan Poe. To quote the Raven? Yes. I just got an Edgar Allan Poe t-shirt. That's crazy. Want to see it? Sure. Is it for people who are Poe?

He's still with us, folks. He's still with us. You did Wow I knew it was a jail gun One of the odds You thought it was a jail gun I wish Dude look at this

It was all on edge Damn dude You know his house is in the Bronx He's a New York City guy Oh is Yep I always I always thought he was a Baltimore guy

Yeah because the Ravens Yeah He had a house in both I guess He did pretty well I thought he didn't do well Well he the Ravens. He had a house in both, I guess. He did pretty well. I thought he didn't do well. Well, he did die. He wasn't a poor, starving artist. He got an NFL team named after one of his books.

And a shrimp sandwich. Brown? True. What's the shrimp sandwich? Po'boy. Po'boys? Sam, what do you got in the bag? So the bag we put together says Barstool Yak.

Who's we? Who's we? Who's we? We got a team. They got a team. It's not just me. I'm not a one man show. Always a collective. I'm nobody without my team.

In the bag, we have an assortment of stuff. I'm going to open it up. We at Williamsburg Growers. You know, I'm excited to the day when marijuana becomes legal in all 50 states. And they actually started having commercials. Head for the weed field. We need more. We need more.

Give Frank more. Here we go. It didn't take. We went ahead. We personalized a little something for everybody. Almost everybody. Okay. Sorry, Kate.

That's okay. I did my time the other night. These are Muddy Buddies. Ooh. Brandon Almost everybody. Okay. Sorry, Kate. That's okay. I did my time the other night. These are Muddy Buddies. Brandon's Buddies. Wow, Brandon. Those look delicious. That looks dangerous. 100 milligrams.

That's a lot. You might want to have one. Oh, you're not joking. I have like a few. Yeah, that's a lot. Cheesecake. Cheesecake, but cheesecake. Oh, you're not joking? I have like a few. Yeah, that's a lot. Try one. Cheesecake. Cheesecake, but cheesecake. Oh, nice. What? That's fucking, that looks delicious.

What's on top of it? A strawberry? A cherry? This one's cherry, yeah. I love these fucking things without weeding them. They're really good. They don't taste the weed. This is great.

They taste the same. I didn't sleep over tonight. Sam really brought it. Okay, this one was rough a little bit. It's a can of cookie, so we did big cat in a cookie. Okay, yeah, no, that didn't work. It's not great. It feels like a soft cookie.

I like it. I like it. Same fail on that one. 50 milligrams. Damn. Yeah. Big cat. Yeah, even while it's written out, it looks terrible.

Big cat. We tried. We sat there. Zoom in. Even when I'm looking at it, I'm like, what? That's all you could think of? We tried. We really tried.

All tried. Yeah, what's the creative process? It's just a bunch of high dudes being like, what if we put cat in the beginning of the cookie and then added a nuh? Can of cookie is the regular name. That's on the menu. Oh, God. Can of cookie. Can of name. That's on the menu. Oh, God. Canna cookie.

Canna cookie. You put a T in there. We try to make it work. Is that like canna? Yeah. Exactly like canna. It's not exactly like canna. Okay.

It's cat. We're not done. I like the Mets left fielder more canna. Yeah. That's what he meant. That's what they were talking about. Nailed it. Frank, you want some of these?

Hazy honey, which Chaps got some of that last time. Hazah honey. Ooh. A little better. A little better. Damn. All right, we're not done yet. We got a Rice Krispie treat, so KB's crispy.

Okay. Give that to Kate, because KB will go to the hospital. It's crispy. I like that. You can pass it on. Okay. Nice. It's a beautiful presentation.

A little marshmallow in there. Pretty colors. Fruity pebbles. A burning brownie. Burning bro-in-ee. Yes. All right. Okay.

Thank you so much, man. That's a little along the lines of cat in a cookie. Yeah. We need to really work on this. We need to hire a creative. You guys are missing something. You have the whole team. The team is great.

The team is there. The team comes through. You just need one pun guy to be on staff. Yeah, we need a solid pun guy. TJ's truffles. Okay, that's good. Alliteration. Yeah, always go for alliteration.

Alliteration works. Alliteration is... Even Big Pat's can of cookie with K's might work. Fair. You went by Dab Cat briefly. Yeah, that would have been good. Are you a dab pen? Dab Cat.

I didn't know that. It's all right, brother. Just read up a little bit. I'm not going to critique you, Sam, because you did bring us gifts, but the way you should have done this is you should have given everyone a gift except Brandon. That's kind of what we do. You don't really watch the show.

Plus, I got the first gift. That was crazy. We need a pun guy and a research guy. I'm on it. I'm taking notes here. Sass. We got Sour Diesel. Sour D-Sass.

These are getting worse. It kind of reads. It's like big dogs. These are getting worse. I love it. It's not good. It's not great. This is a can of reads. It's like big dogs. These are getting worse. I love it. It's not great. This is a can-a-gar. It's like two grams.

It's pretty crazy as a pre-roll. Can-a-gar. Okay. What? Sounds hard to say. It sounds really... I would be careful. You kind of got to tiptoe around that.

I said it once. Y'all can repeat it. Can you say that one quick? I'd rather not. I'd rather not. You can read it. Okay. And we quick? I'd rather not. I'd rather not. You can read it. Okay. And we have an exotic pre-roan.

Oh. Oh. That's good. That's like a magic bag. It's like things just keep coming out of it. Yeah. And there's just a lighter. Bottomless.

That's it. It's just a lighter. Yeah. There's no pun for the lighter. All right. And then shout out. Shout out where people can. We're Burning Bush.

Burning Bush. We're on Instagram. Burning Bush underscore NY. Love it. We're burningbush. We're on Instagram, burningbush underscore NY. Love it. And I wanted to do the weed wheel. Yes. I don't know if there's ever been a weed wheel. No, there hasn't, so I don't know how we're going to do it.

You want to spin it? One of us has to join Frank in the shadow realm. Okay, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. I think that works. I heard that story, Kate. I just. Yeah, I think that works. I heard that story, Kate.

I just got over this. It just stopped being high. You want to get someone to fight as tribute for you, Kate? Yeah, you just have to find someone with a name that starts with K. Hank can do it for you. Hank. Oh, well, he's had a drive tonight. Captain Kahn.

Hans can do it. Hank can drive. Would you take me? You're a drive tonight. Captain Cuns. Hans could do it. Hank could drive. Would you take me? You're a dork. I have it in my head. I know, but you're such a nerd. Would you actually? I'm down for whatever. He'd keep it under his tongue like pickles. You should have put in there worms, gummy worms

in the Muddy Buddies. He used to sell worms. You know, Kate, if your last name was spelled backwards, you'd be E-Cat. E-Tac. E-Tac. E-Tac. I like whatever he's saying. It's also her first name. What made you think of that, Frank?

Harry Cow used to do that all the time. What, spell people's last names backwards? Yes. Oh, my gosh. We should, um, I'm trying to think what we can do. How can we do this? We could just all do it. We just spin the wheel and whoever it lands on.

Yeah, whoever it lands on. Has to do the thing. It's Friday, right? Jam's on the wheel, too. No show tomorrow? Yeah, no show tomorrow. There is no show tomorrow, by the way, because it's Memorial Day weekend. Get fucking cooked.

I mean, we've had a pretty good week, I feel like. It would only be right to escalate it to a dumb level. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, let's do it. My idea was whoever, like Elimination Wheel, whoever wins keeps the bag. But this dumb level. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, let's do it. My idea was whoever, like elimination wheel, whoever wins keeps the bag. But this is great. Oh. That was like my idea.

Oh, keeps everything. Keeps everything. I kind of like that. Why'd you hand it out then? I wanted everyone to see it. Well, keeps everything and then can do something from the bag. Maybe they can dole something out or something like that. Yeah.

Or can choose someone to do something. Hmm. All right, yeah, so let's do everyone, let's spin the wheel. Keeping the bag is like, there's no immediate payoff to it, though. Right. You know what I mean?

Yeah, if you, all right, your specific thing, if you get land on it, you got to eat some of your thing. Yeah. You have to split it with Che. All right, let's spin it. Sam's on the wheel, too. Oh, it's one, it's one spin. No, no, it's just elimination, yeah. Okay, all right, let's spin it. Sam's on the wheel, too.

So it's one spin? No, no, it's just elimination. Okay, all right. We won't do a seven-game series at the end. Did Che get hanging wedgie? We're selling the wedgie, apparently. Really? Yeah.

You got hanging wedgie. It's going to be like one second of gratification. That's going to be the biggest bang for their buck they've ever gotten. We'll have to figure it out logistically, but, yeah, it'll probably happen at some point next week. What's that sound? Is there rain in there?

Is it raining? They put some new mic in here or something. You got war in Southeast Asia? What is going on right now? It's coming sideways? They added an extra mic and it ruined everything. Fucking Pete. Fuck.

The fuck? Frank, have you ever noticed that in the FedEx logo there's an arrow? And the Brewers thing is a glove? Yep, I've noticed that. And that the Indians thing is racist? Do you know... Can we get some logos up and see if Frank can figure out what the meaning is? Do you know on Wendy's logo, she has a brooch that says mom?

No. What? What? Yep. What? Let's do a where's Waldo with Frank Frank there's no way you're finding Waldo We'll have a picture of Waldo Let's see if Frank can find Waldo

And then see if he can beat his time going from picture to picture Yeah Alright let's spin the wheel and then we'll do where's Waldo with Frank Sam this is awesome everyone check out Burning Bush on Instagram Sam's on the wheel Is Frank Should we put Frank on the wheel. Is Frank... Should we put Frank on the wheel?

That's up to you, Frank. He didn't bring Frank a thing, though. I didn't. We could do a little... We could share. What are the chances Sam wins this and just takes all the shit back? That would be funny. That was my...

The loser just has to have some of whatever they got. And can it be, should we do another wheel for what they have to do? They can pick. They can pick. They can pick. That's fair. I don't want to make anyone do anything like that. Yeah.

You get to do whatever you want, however much you want. And, of course, do shit super responsibly. Yeah. Always. Always. You can even have Frankie Tank, Stank Tank's. I can't take this home. Because your kids might eat it. My kids would eat that 100%.

That's a lot. I will say. The first thing they do every day when I get home is go to my bag to see if I brought anything from work. So I can't take this home. Put it all under Brandon's bag. Might want to hide that one. Donnie does have gummies on his desk once at the old office. Had a bunch of weed gummies.

Chaps comes in from Texas. Doesn't know. Is sitting there popping all these. He's just eating them. And he's like, oh, these taste weird. Donnie's like, those are my weed things. This was about 30 minutes before we were interviewing Large about 9-11. No way.

And it was rough. Chaps asked him one question, and then it was like, I'm sorry, I have to leave the room. Back to his hotel, fell asleep, and I was like, I got it from here. So yeah, don't take those home. Remember when Airsoft Fatty brought in all that ice cream and obliterated the whole office? It just knocked out. You eat ice cream?

Here's a question. Maybe your company could be the first to do it. Weed soda. Ooh. That's a thing. I like that.

Photo review from Frank. I think that exists already. We should get you some, though. There's definitely some sparkling THC drinks out there. We actually have a hard lemonade that we're working on. Ah. When you say working on, what does that mean? You're just like.

I thought of it. It means that, no, we have the idea. We have. Putting weed into it. We have the idea. He's putting weed into it. I have an idea. Someone who actually makes lemonade. Right? And he also knows the ins and outs of how to infuse edibles and drinks and stuff. So we're working on it.

So is, like, your entire set, like, your factory or whatever, it's just, like, weed Willy Wonka? They're just all testing the everlasting gobstopper and shit. It's not as extravagant. Something like that. Grow House is like the most serious people of all time. They all have lab coats on, dreadlocks, but also they're dead serious about everything. They're doing very scientific.

Taste, take a puff, to get to a world of pure imagination. You're going to be half-baked and slightly toasted. Beautiful. Like an angel. That's great. That's great. Just rank it up.

Stand up. All right, let's spin it. Let's spin it. Oh, we're going to do Where's Waldo after. I want to do that. We also have to do the regular wheel too. Yeah, we have to do the regular wheel too. A lot of stuff to get started. Can we pull up a picture of a million dollars worth of game episode and play Who's Waldo?

Where's Waldo? I don't think Frank would be here for a while. All right, here we go. No seven-game series at the end. It's just the last name left. All right.

Fleming. Frank. I had great wheel luck yesterday. Brandon, you're on. I'm always first. Good job, Brandon. This is the rare wheel that I don't think it's necessarily bad. Yeah, I think it'd be fine.

It just would be moving up when I eat an edible by about five hours. Usually when my kids are asleep. Oh, no. Zoc, come get some honey anyway, dude. Come get just a little taste of honey. Come on, Zoc. Come on, come on, come get some honey anyway, dude. Come get just a little taste of honey. Come on, Zah. Come on, come on, come on. We should do a show where we just,

Sam just gives us everything and we do it like an hour or two before. I need to do a... Eat one. You'll be fine with one. Let's get an infused cola. I think we need to do that. Yeah, infused cola.

I like it. Can you imagine being high for the yak? This is fucked up because this is good. On weed? It tastes good, right? This is good. Yeah, it's delicious I like it. Can you imagine being high for the yak? This is fucked up because this is good. On weed? It tastes good. This is good. I want to eat it. It's delicious.

It's a snack. Eat it. Oh, you won't. They're dangerous like that. You won't. It's like when Stu Feiner on Sports Advisors ate like 250 milligrams. We were just like, what? I thought he was going to die.

It was the right guy. I knew all religions. Oh, man. Okay. Spin, man. Okay. Spin it again. This show is so stupid. Actually good. My son's been sick, so I would have had to come home and been like, that would have been bad.

You get this when you don't share. The weed guy is going to end up doing weed. Yeah, which would be great. I thought I'd take it all home if I went. Yeah, you take it all home. Just free advertising. Alright, next. Legalize it. Frank, you're clear Did you kind of want some more?

You're enjoying yourself a little I might want to try a little bit of the What is that? Rice Krispie Treat You're sitting next to the right lady Tell me when And I'll pop you off a little bit. It is colorful.

You just want a marshmallow? Those don't have weed. I love the silence. Silence is just... He's a process. I could do just a frank silence. A mashup. It's just very funny right now.

Like that. That's great. That was hilarious. And that too. I feel like he's dumb. Like that. That's great. That was hilarious. And that too. I feel like he's dumbfounded. By the way, by the way. Wearing different hats. This silence is fucking hilarious.

Wait, you are wearing different hats. And who's the third one down, like one in? Third one down, one in? Yeah, one in from this guy? Yeah. Well, that's Edgar Allan Poe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude, I just got an Edgar Allan Poe t-shirt.

What? Look at this, Frank. How crazy is this? I just got an Edgar Allan Poe t-shirt. Are you getting a sense of deja vu? He used to live in the Bronx. What? He was from Baltimore.

No, well, both. Wasn't his true love Lenore? And look at this. On the shirt, it has Lenore's grave right there. Here lies Lenore, 1806 to 1831. So she was only 25. She didn't have a great life. Yeah, that was a quick.

And Lenore lived in Baltimore. Oh, little rhyming there. Baltimore Lenore. Spin Baltimore. Oh, little rhyming there. Spin the wheel. Spin it again. What's that noise? Why is your phone beeping? I forgot to turn

the ringtone off. Is that the neighborhood app? No, that's my... That's my text message. That's my text message. Bixby? That's my text message. I used to have R2-D2. Your text message is a horn honking?

You want me to put back R2-D2? Yeah. No, I just... Is that what you want? Like something... That's a noise everyone hates. That's what you fucking want. What's the other option?

A baby crying? It's just the one that came with the phone. I didn't even change it. Came with horn Honk? Horn Honk. I used to use an R2-D2 sounder. What does that sound like? Yes For real? No It showed Oh I thought you were I haven't done anything Yeah

That trainer He told to go Fuck himself I forgot you had beef With the trainer Yeah he sucked Yeah he did suck He let you eat that hot dog

That one time Yeah lack of beef I'll never get over that It wasn't that big of a deal No it was a big deal It was dedicated For three weeks Slim Brandon

See You overdo it You fall off the cliff That's a fact a deal. Oh, it was a big deal. It was dedicated for three weeks. Slim, Brandon. You overdo it, you fall off the cliff. That's a fact. That's a fact. You've always said that. Alright, spit it again. Sam is like, what am I doing here? This is great.

I'm waiting to take all my stuff home. Sam, what did you try before you came in here? I didn't try anything before I came in here. Why? Believe it or not. If Roan wins or Sam wins, it's like nothing changed. Yeah. You know, Owen,

if your name was backwards, you would be Nilo. That's true. All right. Your name starts with phlegm. That's my last name. You have to go Knarf.

Knarf. What if TJ's name was backwards? It would just be Knarf. It would be JT. Knarf. What if my boy Racecar's name was backwards? Oh, shit. I know your boy Racecar.

He's a good dude. There he is. Oh. Chase safe. Wow. Staying alive. Steven, do it Steven I feel like

You're a couple of these Kind of escapades Away from Like things falling apart In your life From like anti-depressants Yeah no like You're like coming home

And his wife's like You're high You have a tattoo You have a wedgie What is going on at work Our car is gone Yeah Welts all over yourself

From gel blasters I started to explain What happened yesterday And I I was like, yeah, you're not going to like this. So we just stopped. She doesn't like to see her man wedgie like that. Yeah, no. It'll be fine, I think. Yeah. It was my least favorite one to get.

So wait, I also didn't see this before. You were not going to get wedgie. You were going to do the Frank Shuey. No, he was going to add that. That's going to be his replacement. You get to decide something now. I thought I heard you on the show say that if it – so you would have gotten wedgied.

I would have gotten wedgied, and then the next punishment would have been Frank Shuey. You do know I don't wear any socks, right? Oh, we know, Frank. We know. Listen, I haven't decided I was going to do Frank's shoe. I've just been threatening people with a Frank's shoe. That's so Natalie.

In related news, I'm buying you a pair of shoes. I may not do a Frank's shoe. He's not looking at it. These shoes are comfortable. They look comfortable. Steven, what is your next challenge? What's your next? I have a bunch of suggestions I'm trying to narrow down.

We need it. Say a couple suggestions. Tease us. One was a bunch of people said I should do the Frank Strait because I would be exempt from it. No. Which is a chess move. True. But then you wouldn't be exempt from whatever people come up with next. Well, correct.

But that happens regardless. Right. But the chess move is like people would up with next. Well, correct. But that happens regardless. Right. But the chess move is like people would escalate things. What are some other suggestions? Some were like one was a gallon challenge during the yak, which I kind of like. That would be pretty funny. One was someone had to do the yak. I don't know logistically how it would work, but do the yak while walking on the steepest incline on a treadmill

the entire show. That would be pretty funny. I like the gallon challenge. Steepest incline, how fast? I don't know if that would be that hard. Not fast. Steepest incline is like 12 degrees. 15, bro. That's really steep.

You're the steepest incline steeper than Everest. Is that true? Sass talked all week about how steepest incline steeper than Everest. Is that true? Zass talked all week about how easy it is these days to climb Everest. Didn't he have altitude sickness in Denver? Yes. Yeah, he got it in an elevator. He would have been so fucked on gel blaster day. I've heard him talk about it.

I don't get that. How would a mountain fall off? Like a pass straight up. It's like 100 people doing it right now. It's on easy mode now. All right. What else? We don't just decide one.

You have to decide one before we do the next wheel, which we're going to do in a second. You've got to decide yourself, too. It's like you can't depend on other people to. I like Gallant Challenge. I think that's funny. Well, so if I do do Frank Shuey, that does take it up a notch for everyone. Yes. The gallon challenge I think also is not a good punishment and would be awful.

Gallon challenge would be funny, too. Well, I'm an idiot. Drinking a gallon of water in a... Oh, milk. Oh. It would be very funny on air. I think it's auto-throw. All right, I'll do this.

You know what? After seeing Frank Shuey again... You think it would take it off the table, I will take it off the table. Here's my word. Here's my word. Right now, there will be no Frank's shoe. That's off the table. Then that's fair.

Shoes available. I wonder if that's where the cure to COVID is. It's where Frank's underwear is your mask when you go on a plane. Yeah, they pound like penicillin and just a melon. That will be mine. Are you loving it? I'm loving it. I'm giving my word, Frank Shuey,

from, I will not pick it. Oh, no, I think we should do it as a, no. Everyone? I think it should be taken off for everyone. Alright, that's fine. Can I suggest a Shuey wheel where just a random shoe? I don't think that's that bad. It's a shoe. Okay.

Doing your own, maybe? You're doing your own? We kind of suck because it's a beer out of your shoe. All right, either way, shoeys off. Frank, shoeys off. Okay, I'll come up with it before we do our wheel today. All right, okay. All right, let's finish the weed wheel.

Okay. What is that? Oh, R.I.P. Ray Liotta. Mm-hmm. Damn. Nancy met him. Thank God Nancy got his moment in, though. Did?

Mm-hmm. Oh, shit, I got to see that tweet now. Oh, fuck. DJ, pull that tweet up. He's from Newark, you know. He said, you're really funny, and then he slammed his table. Damn. Let's see. All right, go. Let's see his tweet. you're really funny and then he slammed his table all right go spin that shit

there's a tweet right there oh wow he did oh wow thank you Mincy. Quote treated with thank you, Mincy. Hilly tech. Oh, Harris. Oh. Oh. Oh, wrong. You're the best. Why are you holding up over here, Kate? Not great, honestly. Oh, yeah, Kate, you have a kid too.

Yes, I do. And the other night was a nightmare. What would you have? Just like a nibble of a Muddy Buddy? I had 10 milligram gummy. What would you have today? You don't have to do, that's the thing, you could have one Muddy Buddy if I had 10 milligram gummy. What would you have today? You don't have to do... That's the thing.

You can have one Muddy Buddy if you want. That's true. It's not a big deal. Okay, it's not a big deal. No, this is not the type of wheel that we can force people to do. Okay. That's fair. That's fair, yeah.

What about TJ, though? What would you do, TJ? TJ has to hit a gravity bomb. I mean, I'll just be asleep by the end of the show. That'd be funny. Hey, Frank. What's up? Wasn't Frank

supposed to be taking edibles on the show? He already did. That's why you're seeing Frank. Are you high, too? Frank will has your dart, Frank. Frank's eyes look so peaceful. You know when you see a little baby chick? You know little baby chick eyes?

How they're just kind of... That's how Frank's eyes look right now. When the Mets start getting smoked in a game, we need a Frank-alizer that we just shoot them in the back. When the Mets are only up like 4-0? Just put them down. Like, all right, Frank, just chill out. You know, we're going to go on a 10-game losing streak,

maybe a 20-game losing streak. You got this guy named Thomas Jabucki, and if you take the zap out of his name, his name is Sucky. Holy shit. I don't know if that works. He is worse. Like, even that didn't have the fervor of a true...

He's powering down. The nightmare never fucking ends Blue's DS is back in you're 8 games up no it's only 7 sorry my bad 7 games up

and when they get swept by the Phillies this weekend Kyle Schwarber is going to hit about it's like an electric razor when it slowly runs out of battery.

And you take the batteries out and just do a little something in your hand and put it back in a little more. It's going to hit the... Eyes are almost shut. Almost lost his eyes. 11 home runs. Thomas Schapucki is going to pitch the other day. Thomas Schapucki is going to lose 22 games and have an ERA over 57.

Yep, well said. Let's spin the wheel, Frank. The wheel in the yak keeps on spinning. Let's see who is voted out. The wheel of the yak keeps on spinning. Let's see who's the next one to be out. Oh, that's... Hey, you're good! Yes! There we go, Kate. There we go, Kate. Me out. Oh, that's... Hey, you're good. Yes.

There we go, Kate. There we go, Kate. Never a doubt. The wheel knew. Is this two wheels in a row TJ's come close? I guess he didn't yesterday, though. This shit is rigged, bro. TJ, what the fuck, bro?

No. All right. This is pretty crazy. I didn't expect that. Yes, you did. Yeah, here we go, Sam. Good luck. So it's whoever's remaining.

The person who's picked is out. So it's going to be Sam because that backwards is Moss. Yeah, it is. It's exactly why it's going to happen. All right, spin it. Okay, so everyone just give Sam a hug. And we'll see you later, dude. All right, thank you.

Praise you. Asshole. Thanks for coming. This has been great. Oh, it's just pounding. Oh! Wow. Oh, and Ronan's just eating all of theirs.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What? What is that bullshit? You guys gave me that? I read the wheel wrong, I think. I thought it was going to land on me.

I thought we all had to eat on the other bowl. I thought that's what we're supposed to do. You guys are doing great. You guys are doing great. Oh, my God. Look at that tart, dude. How's that cheesecake? Thank you.

That's incredible. How's it taste? I really just got it because I wanted the taste. I just wanted to bite into it for the taste. Is it delicious? How many milligrams is that? 50. Oh, Jesus.

This is a tight clip. The Muddy Buddies are good. This cheesecake is incredible. Cheesecake is really good. You can't even taste anything. It's a treat. So are we all just going to eat all of it? Yeah, I mean, I could.

Owen, was that 100 milligrams? 50. Okay. Which is still significantly too much. Way too much. Still a large amount. It'll pack a punch. The weed hard-nosed are just something else where there's like 10 milligrams is nothing.

That's it? I mean, look at Frank. This is a perfect glaze to have packed it over him. I think we did the perfect. I think maybe next time he can go to 15. He's lightly lacquered right now, like a deck. Just sealed right now. Yeah. It over him. I think we did the perfect. I think maybe next time you can go to 15. But like people. He's lightly lacquered right now like a deck. Just sealed right now.

I think people underestimate like just tolerance. Everyone's like, oh, if you're a bigger person, you can eat more. But it's like tolerance matters way more than that. Definitely. And. If you've never had weed. This is the real deal too. This isn't a Delta 8 derivative or anything like that.

All right, Sam. I do regret that. Yeah, no, you should. That was dumb. That was very dumb. Funny. Very funny. That was like when my dog gets something that she shouldn't have,

and she just tries to gobble it as fast as possible. I have to put my hand down her throat and grab it. I needed the calories more than anything. Yeah, you were looking thin. That was stupid. The calories will kick in. And guess what? We have a meeting at 3 o'clock for Yak Idol that we're going to

videotape. So that will be fun. Mostly a second yak. Dude, the yak backwards is K. Yo! What, dude? How come you didn't see that? Wow, yeah. Like, uh... The jeweler didn't see that? Wow. Yeah. Like the jeweler?

That was like Owen Wilson. Wow. Michael's wife in Godfather was Kay. Yeah. Michael Kay is unknown. Hey, Kay, what a fucking, what a wet blanket she was. She was not cool with murdering other people. Total fucking bummer of a wife.

Michael, is it true? Nope. Okay. And there's Godfather 2. That was beautiful. Spoilers. Yeah, that was. All right, so have you decided what you're going to do, Stephen?

You want to say it? Oh, yeah, the coolers are now pinned in the YouTube chats. Oh, fuck yes. Yeah, so the two finalists were the hot pepper, ghost pepper slash hot chip, but we kind of already did that. So, yeah, I think the gallon challenge will be good, but the stipulation would be it has to be whole milk, and I'm just looking forward to seeing KB and Sass kind of squirm with potentially getting this.

Yep. Okay. Yo, Frank. Put it on the wheel and let's spin it. Frank, take the word empty and then take away the E. Now say it. Take away the E? Yeah.

So are we doing it backwards? No, no, straight forward. Oh, it's empty. All right, now take away the Y. Empty. Empty. M-P-T. Empty.

Now take away the P. Empty. Yes, Frank. Yes,pty. Yes, Frank. Yes, Frank. Yes, Frank. Whoa. Frank, you got a bunch of different hats on that shirt? Dude, that one fucked him up.

That wasn't cool, man. I wore this on the draft day. Don't move on from that, Frank. Think about that. Think about that. No, no, no. Think about what Roan just did. Let's start it from the top.

Empty. Read the word empty. Empty. Now take away the E. Empty. Now take away the Y. Empty. Now take away the P. Empty. Yes, Frank. And now take it all away. And what's the space?

MT Yes Frank Yes Frank Yes my brother That's kind of like the Mets hopes now That Thomas DeBuckie's on the team Yes Frank You know if you take the Zappos

From his name You get sucky What dude? Ron how was the trip? It was incredible. The show, when is it coming out? July. July?

It's going to be one of the highest level productions, one of the best productions, the aesthetic of it, the gamesmanship, the challenges themselves. Every level of this is going to be fucking incredible. I'm very, very excited. Very exciting. And tonight you have a new show on Sling. Yes, it's called The Nicest. A new show on Sling. Compliment rap

battles. Fuck yes. Also, Neighborhood Eats comes out today. Damn, you're a content king? Fire hose! Fire hose! Thank you. Who made that noise? I think that was Sam. Fire hose! Fire hose! Wow. Ake it. You know when you... Who made that noise?

I think that was Sam. You know if you... Who did that noise? The noise did not come from... No, it was Sam. We both looked at Frank. Was that TJ? I saw Sam make the noise.

I don't even recognize that noise. I'm pretty sure it was Sam. I went to the compliment battle. It was like one of the coolest things I've seen since working here. I'm excited for that. It's going to be super, super neat. For people that are trying to watch that, you can watch our Sling channel for free. For free.

You don't have to pay. And we're on the Yak replay on Sling. And Brandon Walker Show. Yes, Brandon Walker Show. Yes, yes. On Sling. Did you hear yesterday we discovered that when we get to 100,000 subscribers, we have to do a 12-hour Yak?

Yeah. I apparently said it over a year and a half ago. We did? Yes. It was a serious show. We've been making promises. I know. Yeah, I have another promise to audit.

There's a potential Nick Tarani yak tattoo promise that we should have done like a while ago from a year ago. I don't like this auditing promises. I mean, if we said stuff a year and a half ago. That's statute of limitations. I think promises can be only kept for a month. No, I think a 12-hour yak would be nice. You start the yak at 1 and you end it at 1 in the morning.

Yo. Yep, that's 12. Or maybe you start it at 2 in the morning and end it at 2 in the afternoon. Oh. It makes you think? Give me a third option. 24 hour yak. One would end.

One would end. And instead it wheels. Oh my god This man is gone The last minute It's not asleep Frank Oh my gosh

I love you Frank Oh my gosh Fucking Frank the team Having a great time. Oh, Rice Krispie for you, Frank. 48, how do you act next? Yo! Oh, dude, no, no.

Chill, dude. How are you coming up with this? How are you thinking of this? We have to go home. No, don't say it. Don't say it, Frank. I wonder what Abe's doing right now. Oh, yeah.

What is Abe doing? Your godbrother. Oh, he's coming up around the 4th of July. And right now he's in Los Angeles trying to be the safety inspector of the Los Angeles subway system. Really? That's a big job. LA does a job. They have a subway? They do? That's a... Wait. Big job. LA does a job. They have a subway?

They do. Oh, yes. Speed. Oh, there's a subway? Yeah, Aiden Miranda brought it there. It's a bus. Oh, but at the end. Oh, yeah, you're right.

He, like, comes up to the... There is no... Is there a subway? There's a train system. Yeah, yeah. They call it the metro. What? Yep.

And... White man can't jump. He takes the train. He goes to the train station. There's like an L there. Oh, can I see a map, please, real quick? And it was in the movie Volcano. Yeah. Which is about a volcano in Los Angeles.

It's got to be used way less. It's Tommy Lee Jones. I guess I just don't, like, I can't visualize it because I never. Well, Tommy Lee Jones. Where would it even go? I mean, the way the city's laid out, where would it go? Look at that. Oh, wow.

Everywhere. That's underground? That's not just buses? That's significant. That's a busway. Oh, that's the busway. Come on. You're going to go up to...

I think their train goes... I don't know how much... Malibu on underground. Red, purple, blue, expo, green, and yellow are all rail. Whoa. Also, the Italian job. In the Italian job, they go underground, too.

I thought that was in Europe. No, brother. In LA? You never seen the Italian job? Yeah, but I thought that was all in Europe. No, bro. It just starts in Europe. It's literally the Italian job.

And they're making up for the job that they did in Italy. The Angelino job. I'll be damned. Look at this. LA Subway. It's not old. It's only about 30 years old. Really?

Same with Abe. He's trying to become the safety inspector for the entire subway system? That seems like a lot. He's like a safety inspector. Now, is this like... This is very interesting. You guys, God brothers,

you hate the subway system. Yeah, Abe mentions that a, God brothers, you hate the subway system. Yeah. He mentions that a lot. Yeah. You hate New Jersey. Does he ever stick up for New Jersey transit? Oh, no,

no, I don't think I should debate about the merits of public transit. It would be an amazing sitcom. Oh, big head. He got big headed. Yo, Frank,

you got your ass big headed. That wasn't real. Frank, my head. It's, it. That wasn't real, Frank. My head, it's not that small. Real life. Small, real life. It's a normal size.

It's not that small, Frank. Don't worry. We have the other wheel? Yeah, we have the other wheel. Regular wheel. Regular wheel. What about Waldo? Oh, yeah.

I want to see where's Waldo. He's right there. Good memory. By the way, go to DudeWipes. DudeWipes.com. He's just not wearing the sweater. It's a little warm. Use code YAK for 20% off your entire order. If you're not using DudeWipes, you got poop in your butt like Stephen Che.

We're giving him a wedgie, by the way. Oh, so much poop. Ew. You better actually sit while you wipe. You better not dirty-butt. I told you, I'm a hybrid guy now, so do both. What's both? You wipe when you sit, and then you also stand up and you wipe more.

But your finishing move is what? And then do you wipe a little more when you get back to your seat? Your finishing move is stand? I start with the sit. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, you have poop in your butt. No, dude. No, dude. You still have poop in your butt. No, dude. You still

have poop in your butt. No. Doesn't your butt cheeks close more together when you stand? Correct. I'm not like closing smoosh the poop. It's a smoosh. My knees are bent. You're bent all the way down. You go. Come in and show. I've done this before. Come in and show

again. What? He's like a linebacker in a stance. Okay. He's like a cornerback about to hit his back pedal. Huh. He's in an action stance. What?

Why not just finish the job seated? Right. Why not just finish it seated? Why not just finish the job while you're seated? It's doing the squat for you. I'm being thorough. No, you're not. You're doing the opposite. You're seated. It's doing the squat for you. I'm being thorough. No, you're not. You're doing the opposite.

You're not doing anything. The widest your butt will ever be is when you're seated. When you're seated. No, it's not. No. You're standing up with poop in your butt. I'd actually go head-to-head with you any day of the week. I will, yeah. A wipe test. Anytime. Anyplace, anytime. Any day of the week. We do a test.

You just, we'll have Roan just, anytime he calls either of us, boom, wipe on command. Show it. Guarantee you I'm cleaner. Guarantee. I'll always wipe cleaner than you. Right now?

On. 1v1. Take him to the taint. Back him down. No problem. With one leg up. Big head him for this. Why not just go around the back? How do you do that?

What? Are you wiping the side of your ass? Yeah, what was that? I've never seen a leg up and around. That's like a bear. Keep one leg down when you do that? He lifts one leg up and he... No, that's not...

That closed it a little bit too. All right, show the whole routine. It was a lot. Show the whole routine. Yeah, please. I thought that was how we... Show the whole routine. No, I want to... We'll critique bit too. All right, show the whole routine. It was a lot. Show the whole routine. Yeah, please. I thought this was how we agreed. Show the whole routine. No, we'll critique it after.

All right. Keep in mind, his toilet hole is a lot smaller than most. All right, one more. Check. Okay. Get more. Stand up. Uh-huh.

Back to front one. What? Back to front? No! You're bringing the dookie to the balls. No! You're scraping the dookie to the balls. No! You're scraping the dookie to the balls. This man right here wipes through his legs.

What? Back to front. No! You just put poop on your ball sack, dude. What? You just put poop on your ball sack. You're cruising for a yeast infection. You have poop balls. You have duty balls. You're cruising for a yeast infection. You have poop balls.

You have duty balls. That's your duty balls. Even poop balls, Jay. It's similar to Brandon Cumbelly Walker. You savages. Poop balls. Back to front? Steven, can I just offer you-

I have the most thorough cleaning method probably in the office if nobody else does that. First off, your dick's bigger than your butt. Yeah, that's true. Second of all, have you ever considered just like a rotation? Yeah. Wow seated? Right. All the way to the back.

No legs have to come up. I'm coming from the side. Show me the move when you get up again. I want to see that again. So the legs are bent. Right. So I'm not like this right i'm like this and you go underneath so one this way just to check out wait and you go you're holding your ball sack up wait which way do you go which direction dude how low are your balls hanging which direction do you

go show me again the one through there front ways and then you go top of your ass crack to your balls? I wouldn't say top of that. Directionally, yes. Directionally? I'm not reaching all the way back. It's pretty short. You should just never go that direction. That's the thing that's taught to children.

They're crazy, man. They're crazy. Let's go. You're crazy. Let's go. You want crazy. Let's go. You want to wipe? Right now. You want to wipe?

Right now. Did you poop today? Yes. When? Recently. A couple hours ago. Oh, yeah. You got poop in there. I don't know if we can show it.

It would be very disgusting if we show it. I'll do it and we can just be man up about it. Okay. We can do it after the show. Okay. And we can reveal the results. That's fine. But I don't want to show the results.

That's a grossness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. want to show the results. That's a grossness. I'd probably get violated. That's a grossness that's way too far. We've pushed the limits already today. Yeah, yeah. That's way too far. Even the pantomime was enough for me to know all I need to know. Right.

The most thorough. Like, if you guys are not doing that, then you leave room for error. Brother, you close the book when you stand up. Even ever so slightly, whenever you're sitting, that's going to be as spread as the anus can get. Why do you sit to poop?

Why don't you just poop at that half squat? I could. You should then. Definitely not preferable. Why? Because there would be shit everywhere because you're not sitting down. If I'm mopping a basketball court and I'm mopping the entire thing, right? I'm getting the whole thing.

Way different scenario. If you guys are mopping the basketball court and only doing half the court. Is my dick at the front of the basketball court? Can the court close on itself? You're closing the court and then trying to mop in the middle. I think it's more like. I've already done the part that you have done. It's more like cleaning a-

You just added that part. We made you add that part. You didn't always do that part. You're just dragging the mop to the basket. What is that left? You didn't always do that part, right? Didn't you add that part? You know what the best part about this entire discussion is?

That Sam's here. I'm mind blown. I'm mind blown right now. This guy's just here. How do you wipe your ass? Not like that. Not guy's just here. How do you wipe your ass? Not like that. Not anywhere close to that. I didn't see you wiping your ass when you did those moves.

All right, well. I mean, just try it. What about, I mean, you learned something when you could start sitting down. Why not just try? I'll try it. I'll try it. That seems. Do you not have the flexibility to get back there?

I just thought this was way easier. And it was. It's impressive that you're balancing on one ass cheek. Yes. That also kind of closes things off. Spin like this. I promise you. I promise you.

I will say when I go like this, it's also a little bit of a lean. You're knocking it before you try it. It's a little bit of a lean. Yeah. This was fun. He's faking it. After. Oh. This was fun. Breaking it. After the show.

Results will be known. Interesting. You should spin the wheel, though. Yeah, let's spin that wheel. Huh. You know, if Sam wore Steven's shirt and those were red, that would be Walter right there. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Facts. Facts, bro. I think Frank hates Sam. Yeah, no, there's definitely a tension in the air. Tension in the room. I feel like because I didn't personalize something, that said Frank. Well, where's the weed soda?

Yeah, where's the weed soda? It's on the way. Where's the fucking weed soda, bro? It's on the way. Is it? No. Not yet. You got to do it.

Someone's got to make weed soda. I'm taking notes. I'm taking notes. Owen, how you feeling? Empty. Fine. I don't want to feel

five times what Frank is feeling. You know if you take the E away from empty, it's still empty. That's true. I don't think that's right. No, it'd be... Sam wants to get out I don't think that's right. That would be –

Sam wants to get out of here so bad. He's like, what happened? Is this what they do every day? Yes. That is part of what I thought. Yes, the answer is yes. You know Sam is appropriately saying no mas, which is Sam backwards. Yes.

Let's spin this last wheel. Remember, we have no show tomorrow Memorial Day We'll be back on Tuesday Is everyone here? Sam No show That's kind of like Big Dick Booty Daddy

That's true I think the edible is wearing off Spin the goddamn wheel We gotta hit him with another Frank-o-lizer. Shout out Roan for that name. Frank-o-lizer. Frank-o-lizer. Every time it's going.

So what's the punishment on the wheel now? It's the milk. Yeah, gallon challenge. Gallon challenge all on the air, yeah. Ugh. Milk. What if we just have to do it today? Milk. Milk. Milk. air. Milk. What if we just have to do it today? Milk.

Milk. Milk. Milk. Milk. All right, go ahead. I still don't know what KB's one is. It's a hardy spin. Oh.

Oh. Oh, boy. We just did this one Friday. Thank you. We did it yesterday. So, who are we calling? And who's doing it? We've got to do a wheel for who and then a wheel for the situation.

Who and what? What if we did a Frank call? We just called you right now. I'll prank call someone. Just someone throw something out there. What are we doing? I mean, I don't want to run anything back, but. Mince is always right for a prank call.

He really is. Yeah. Roan, do you want to prank call Mincy and ask him if he. So what can we do? We could do. You heard him on Birmingham radio. Oh, no, no. Say that you saw his his tweet about Ray Liotta.

You're calling from from the-Picayune, and you wanted to ask him more about his interaction with Ray Liotta. And use Sam's phone because he won't have the number, say. Yeah, use Sam's phone. He has my number, to be honest. Let me see. Yeah. What if we just become like a mincey prank call show?

I think that has a lot of legs. Just really be interested in this story. Who can I say I got his number from? Not just anybody. Barstool. Barstool PR. What's her name? Kelly Martin.

Kelly Martin. Say you got it from Jake Tool, poker player. Very random. He's on Cracking History. It'll be random enough. I'll believe it. We just need like all the details

on the entire should I say I'm from the New York Times and what where's your where's your number from my 516 number

say the whole number say the whole number New York News Day and there's reporters in New Orleans that probably have different numbers I don't think he would

that way you could say from New York Times whatever we think would work best. During a story on Ray Liotta and you need to get all the details.

So be like height, weight, sign. I would be surprised if Minty knew 516 was a Long Island. Yeah, I would agree. If you use a southern accent, watch the Delco at the back end. Oh yeah, I heard that. Yeah, he'd agree. If you use a Southern accent, watch the Delco at the back end. Yeah, he's on to it now.

I'm not going to even go Southern. I'm just going to go. Do you know his number? Can you put it in? I think you just go yourself. I don't think he'll recognize it. He didn't recognize my voice an hour after and it was also tweeted from the Yak.

It took him a long time to figure any of it out. Yeah. Really. Pure heart. Let me find who the obit writer is at the Times. Pick Iyune. Careful, though. Mincy knows everyone.

John Pope. John Pope. Pope backwards, Frank. Pop. Here we go. But, yeah, that's what Harry Cowell used to do. He used to, like, blow out. He'd, like, look at players' names and try to see what dudes sound like backwards.

He'd wash it down with a nice cool bud give it a call It's 1256 down there. Shit. What the fuck? I would say try it one more time because sometimes a double call really gets me. Yeah, that's true. Like, wait a minute. Once it could be a scam.

You're like, what is this? Call me twice. That's a good point. Frank, that's true. I'm like, wait a minute. Once it could be a scam. You're like, what is this? Call me twice. That's a good point. Frank, what are your feet doing? I don't know, but they're available for shoeies. Wait, TJ said someone in the chat said it would be funny to prank

Mince and say that he's banned from an SEC stadium due to his incident the other day. Oh, yeah. Banning from Vanderbilt? Yeah. I don't know if that would hurt him. The Ray Liotta thing might be more tough.

Why don't we do both? We'll do both. We need one for tomorrow. Yeah, there's – We can do both. We can easily do both. We can do both back-to-back. Double call on him?

Double call him. Ron does both. You're calling. Oh, wow. Oh, I think he's watching. Locking? I think you got to go triple call. Use a different phone. He's got to be doing something because he banged on it right away.

He's probably doing something where he's like, I can't take this. All right now, man. Quick decline. I was expecting him to go, sup, fellas? He could be on Birmingham radio again. Should we try and tap in? That shit was fucking hilarious. This thing's beginning to kick my ass.

Yeah. Sorry, Owen. Dude, I do not envy you. Do you normally take edibles and stuff? Is that a normal thing for you? I smoke. I don't really take edibles, so I don't know what. As much as they'll affect someone less

if the bigger they are, they'll affect someone more the smaller they are. The thinner they are. Brother, you're looking thin right now. Beach season. You are. It is beach season. All right, try them one more time.

I think he's screening the call. Whose phone is it? Mine. Yeah. All right, try it one more time. Sam, I forgot Sam's here. He's been here the whole time? I think he's screening it.

This is the one he's going to pick up. Hello? Hi, is this Ben Mintz? Who's speaking? This is John Pope, Times-Picayune. Hey, what's up, man? How are you, friend? Yes, sir.

Okay, awesome, man. Yeah, I'm doing good. I just didn't recognize the number. I'm sorry. No problem. I got your number from uh barstool's pr department yeah what's up yeah man what's on your mind um i heard about the passing of your friend uh ray leota and i wanted to get a little bit more uh detail on that story we're doing a little

bit of a feature in the obit section that uh has a little bit of a local spin so maybe you could tell us a little bit more about how well you knew mr leota okay i didn't i'll be honest i didn't really know him i just had a really funny what i had no i just had a really funny incident with him at harrah's new orleans well the tweet made it seem like you knew him okay no so what happened was i was playing he used to play post i was a professional poker player for like 10 years and i used to play at harris new orleans all the time and ray used to so a lot of times people would come through there like you'd have actors or athletes like you know chris paul used to play in there oh wow and a lot of a lot of a lot of

athletes would play poker in there so i played with like, you just never know who you play with. So Ray Liotta, one time I'm playing in a poker game in there, and Ray Liotta's at my table. And I didn't know him. I was a big Goodfellas fan. Of course. So anyway, I'm wearing like, basically, I was wearing like a tie-dyed shirt, head and shave.

I used to be a pro poker player, so I was pretty aggressive. Was it like a party shirt? Yeah, I was wearing a tie-dyed shirt. Yeah, it was funny. It's hilarious. I play pretty aggressive when I play poker. And so every time I raised, he started calling me Skimpy. Skimpy?

And I was like, man, I've been called a lot of names in my life, but I've never been called Skimpy. And so he literally did it for like a couple hours so i was like whatever i'll never see this guy again so one thing one time i raised he calls me skimpy uh why was he calling you can i ask why was he calling you skimpy are you thin i haven't yeah you can't i have no idea like he just started calling me that as a joke like messing with me you know and so he's just messing with me calling me skippy and i just kind of like okay whatever you know i've been called a lot of nicknames never this one and i rate so about the eighth or ninth time i raise a hand i raise he calls me ben ben ben ben ben ben ben ben it's ron you're on the yak right now dude i'm just I'm sorry. Y'all are awesome.

I love you. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry, dude. I want to hear the end of the story. I want to hear the end of the story. Wait, tell us.

You want to hear the end of the story? Yes, Mincy. Yeah. Let's go. So, anyway, I raise, and he calls me Skippy,

and I stand up, and I stand up to the table, and I slap the table, and I said, you really are a the table and I slapped the table and I said you really are a funny guy and the whole table lost their they lost their shit everybody was laughing so hard he didn't think it was funny but but I did fuck yes oh hey mincy where are you it's big cat now um sorry we got prank we got prank call on the wheel today, so we had to prank someone in Europe. No worries. I mean, there's no better target to me, clearly. I mean, well, it's all in good fun.

What do you got planned for the rest of the SEC tournament? I wish it'd stop damn raining here, man. It doesn't do nothing but rain in Birmingham this week. Rain drops keep falling on Minty's head. And that doesn't mean we're going to see any games played. It's going to rain. Wait, wait. SEC is literally, like, protecting this guy? I mean, I literally almost got tossed. I was talking to security for like three minutes,

and they were threatening to kick me out. And I was like, I mean, I'm just going to be sitting over in the Ole Miss section, whatever. They're like, well, if you come back in this section, you're tossed. I was like, right. I wish somebody had gotten a video of me and the security guy. So I got to figure out how to proceed Because I don't think it's over with this guy at all Oh my god

Yeah we gotta figure out how to put like a silencer on his whistle Well I thought about some ideas I was like you know Marty mentioned wear a wig Or if I could get like a ticket to where I was in a section But he's got tickets right by the Vandy dugout So that's gonna be a hard ticket to get Because those are like through Vandy.

You know what you should do? You should get like five or six people where like everyone wears sound dampening blankets and you surround yourself. Genius. Surround him. Okay, well, I'm going to consider doing some thinking. I feel like you didn't like that idea No bad ideas I'm sorry I'm sorry that was a bad idea

Nah it's okay man I let you down there I let you down that was a bad idea No that was a bad idea That was a bad idea What about What about What about Mincy

What about What about Cutting his, what about Mincy? What about? Yeah, that's good. What about cutting his voice box out of his throat? Why not both? I know. Well, one of them's not even there. I don't know, but he didn't take any of the stuff like in good fun at all, man. He was definitely not, I don't know.

He was pretty irritated by me. So, you know, I don't know. He was pretty irritated by me. So, you know, I don't know what's going to be part two of the story, but it certainly doesn't feel like it's over. Yeah. Hopefully damn rain will go away, though. It's just been pouring all week here. It's bad. Who else, who do you got to win the tournament?

Well, I mean, to win that, you see, I mean, Tennessee's like so by far the best team, but we saw what happened to our super favorite last year. They're the huge, huge favorite. They got like four first-round pitchers, so we'll see. If they're motivated, they're going to be awful tough to beat. I was going to go, LSU's hopefully going to play today, too. I was looking forward to going to that, too. Yeah, wait, is Ole Miss still, do they get knocked out or no?

Yeah, we're done. We got knocked out by vandy single elimination we're on the stone cold bubble i think we're gonna make the ncaa tournament but uh it's really gonna be close fuck fuck that's i know bubble bubble life bubble life is not a life you want to be in right around now no it isn't but they don't deserve you know i mean that's nobody's fault but theirs like you know i mean you can you can't blame the committee. Are you going to go to the Super Regionals? So the Regionals start next week. I was going to be around New York for the Regionals.

The Super Regional, I was debating going to Knoxville. I think the content, I think you'll agree, the content's in Knoxville, Tennessee with it being a sportsbook state. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're the greatest team of all time if they don't blow it. Are they really? I mean, I'm just joking, but I'm trying to be the witch and ruin their season. Are they having an incredible season?

I don't follow. They're like 50 and 10 or something. Whoa. They like murdered everybody in the SEC. I mean, they're ridiculous. Damn. Damn. Yeah, so I may have to go. That was the debate would I mean, they're ridiculous, yeah. Damn. Damn. Yeah, so I may have to go.

That was the debate would be to go to that. So we shall see. Okay. Everything else good? Life's good, big cat. I hope life's good in your world, too. All right, man. I've been listening to Europe 72 because, you know, it's the 50-year anniversary.

Oh, I like that. Volume 21 was last night. Volume 22 tonight. Yeah, man. That morning good., yeah, man. The morning do. They're up 72, man. Yeah, but they have every show now on Spotify. Really?

Yeah, so I was listening to literally like 525, 1972 last night. Wow. Great war frat. Yeah, that's literally 50 years ago. Yeah. I like respect for the history. Yeah. Hell yeah.

So check it out. Yeah, yeah, do it. It's kind of Yeah. I like respect for the history. Yeah. Hell yeah. So check it out. Yeah, yeah. Do it. It's kind of a nice little like portal into the past. Yeah. All right. I'm all about a journey through the past, man. I'm going to do that.

All right, man. I'll talk to you later. Keep the rain away from Birmingham. Take it easy. All right. Thanks. All right. Bye.

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