The Yak - Friday Calls for Montana Boyz and Mutton | The Yak 7-11-25

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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Good stuff. Even action packed day to day. You got a lot going on. Bader, think of a picture in five seconds. picture picture of anything smurf now no no no it's Doug funny in the air jets Doug funny in the air jets all right there we go Well you had your two for one blue. I'm funny in the air How did you not know that you said just think of a picture so I thought of a picture right you couldn't think I thought of it funny in the air jets? I thought of a miniature character.

I ordered the air jets right before I moved from New York, and they shipped to my New York apartment, and I have never gotten them. These are? They're the shoes that were very popular, and Doug Funny got them, but the only size available was way too big for him, but he got them anyway.

And they look way too big on him. Did he get laughed at? He did, but then he sold them too big on him. Did he get laughed at? He did but then he sold them to Roger Klotz. Did he have big feet? Nope but then Roger got made fun of. A little twist. Is your White Sox Dave just Roger Klotz? Mine? Yeah. My Roger Klotz is White Sox Dave but I stole my White Sox Dave from Danny. You can have him. Thanks man. Thank you so much so That's a Chicago accent if you were looking They make the ass sound even if it's an supposed to be an ah sound would that be a good starter?

Like what I guess like I wasn't I wasn't that aware of mine until you guys moved here to be honest, okay? I have one too, but I didn't I didn I did. You? You have a Persian accent. Yeah, right? I was thinking Persian. I didn't know I was on here, like Brandon, nice shirt. Oh yeah. I didn't even know if you were doing something right there. Yeah.

What, us wearing the same Hawaiian shirt? I literally can't understand what you're saying right now. Why do you ask, KV? Just if I wanted to try to learn how to, you know, do an impression of a Chicagoan. You know what I always think of, but I think it was Minnesota. Remember that cartoon Bobby's World?

Yeah. Or she'd be like, okay there, Bobby. Oh, that was a Canadian accent. It's more of a Canadian, I guess. But I picked for them very similar. I think Eddie's got the thickest. What are you sure? What are you doing?

Oh, Kate. Just trying to riff with theest. What are you? You sure? Hm? What are you doing? Oh Kate. Just trying to riff with the boys. Oh. What are you doing? I'm just, okay sorry, I'm just here. Kate, good luck. Thanks. Good fucking luck.

Good fucking luck. I'm this close to touching someone that touched Kristin Cavalier. What are your earrings? What are your earrings? Like boots? Marlboro Red Box. Those are so, wow. That'll work. That'll work. Hell yeah. What are what are your earrings? What are your earrings boots Marlboro red box?

Made by a local artisan by the way the sunglasses can only help you so much trust me Kate Dude lean into the humor haha dog haha haha haha dude at least lean into the humor of it haha haha but he tried them on the store he bought yeah he tried them on the store but they were the only ones left but they were popular poor guy haha dog dup

hahaha they're so big haha he can take his dog to the shoe store? Pork chop? Yeah. Yeah, pork chop could go anywhere. So wait, you bought an actual real pair of these? Yeah, I've entered like a bit, like you had to sign up, there was a wait list, I got them. Then I moved.

Damn. I think my doorman's been wearing them. They look comfy as hell, I'll tell you that much. That's White Sox Dave, right? The hair and everything Saw Hannah Montoya's tweet last night from the Windy City smokeout with the creature. She was hanging out with yeah there he is Oh God where are they they and so I went like interrogation

I need a place to chill I went last year every time it rained you at they sent you to this storage unit with a Window, it's a mini trailer nice to have just in case We went we I was there last night. We broke into the United Center Oh really, you just saw all these young kids running towards the United Center So me and my three friends just started running with them and they opened the doors There the doors were just open to the United Center. Okay, there was like one security guard And so we just kind of hung out there and then United Center Staff started coming down and they let people and then the Windy City crew shirts were there and we just hung out there

Do you take any banners? No, I didn't I should have I wanted to go in But they stopped me Kate. I bet you had a shoplifting phase. I did You take any banners no I didn't I should have I wanted to go in But they stopped me Kate. I bet you had a shoplifting phase. I did yeah I actually did yeah, but it wasn't in like a mean way it was in a peer pressure way, okay? What were you stealing a couple things from is the time passed enough a couple things from Claire's here and there oh yeah It was like a rite of passage to be in this one particular friend group. What age were you all right boys get her? Like probably 10th grade you know when you get dropped off at the mall you'd have free rein for like 10 hours Yeah, and then another time a bait a fish from Walmart. Oh, but that's that's good. That was good Those are so fish that was we wanted to see like what's the like stupidest thing we could get out of there?

Huh, please. I don't know if it's true I don't think Walmart. I think it's cheaper to let them die than to feed them every day probably That's a tough seal to like go in there get it I think they probably just let you do it They just probably watch the whole thing or like they're like how dumb they are you asked for a bag You're like I get a bag for this Brandon you never stole have you no I haven't stole But it reminded me of a story when I was working in small town newspapers somebody walked into our Walmart went to the pet section took out two logs started a fire

alarms everything he then calmly walked to the TV section grabbed a box TV walked right out the front door set a fire in the pet section police came looked at it he walked right out the front door with the TV. That's really smart. One of the smartest things I've ever seen you ever get caught I Yeah, he got caught because he wasn't I think he he might have been on a bike I once took a $20 bill off the top of a stack of $20 bills at the local pool felt so bad about it I took 20, but I took it back the next day and just stuck it back there and nobody ever knew it That's my Brandon.

Yeah, there we go. As I don't think my steals totaled over $20 ever. And then at college, if I was at a party and I'd be in the bathroom, I'd be like, oh yeah, we need toothpaste at the house. Snag that. Just a little here and there. I think people were taking toilet paper

from the New York office. Yeah. I would agree with that. Yeah, a lot. Wasn't me, that phase is long. Shout out to this office, I feel like we always have toilet paper from the New York office. Yeah. I would agree with that. Yeah, a lot. Uh-huh. Wasn't me. That face is long. Shout out to this office.

I feel like we always have toilet paper. We do always have toilet paper. We went to a really nice restaurant. Like, my parents, Kyle's parents, and another friend of ours' parents, and your dad stole all the restaurant's toilet paper. He brought it home. That's crazy, because we both don't use toilet paper anymore. We can't.

Our asses just cannot handle toilet paper. Wait, do you have a bidet? He does. I tried to put one in, failed. And then like a week later, someone else in my apartment building tried, and he flooded three floors. Oh, shh. So wait.

I just used wipes. Dude wipes, yeah. I have like the $60 Amazon thing that you just, the bidet thing that you put on your toilet I think it's life-changing. I heard yeah heard bidets No-brainer no-brainer Michael Greer sent me a bidet. I think he sent you a bidet as well He did but then isn't your butt crack all isn't your crevice all soaked Yeah, you have to you still use toilet paper to like I think you stay on the toilet to let it air dry

Mmm. That's a lot of time on the toilet the Japanese ones cool you down Japanese toilets if you go to Japan apparently it's a 50-50 the toilets are either like a hole That's a turd sized or the most advanced transforming mega My cousin said in Iran the toilets are like in the floor. Oh you stand over Yeah squat over it. You have to have really good leg muscles. I feel like Iran would have like some ornate toilets.

Yeah, I'm sure they have some gold ones and like you know. Is it, do you guys, you guys like gold don't you? Yeah. Hey, it's at a all time high right now. I don't even think about the value of it. I'm just thinking about like if you're, you guys like to purchase gold and wear gold. It was a thing when I was like in high school.

Every time my parents went to Iran, they came back with like a gold bracelet or a gold necklace for us. But I think I got my sister's bracelet, so I got made fun of a lot in eighth grade. You wore a girl's bracelet? I was wearing a woman's bracelet. You gotta get a man's bracelet.

Yeah, I would do a man's. I would get a men's bracelet If that Brandon remember you and I were trying to be bracelet guys for a little yeah, what the fuck was going on? Oh, I forgot my wife bought me a bright mom got me a bracelet I don't know where that a month God I can't believe I did that wait like a real one or like a French a real gold bracelet And then I wore it for like a month And then I I think my wife came back six months later, and she's like I can't believe you wore that I don't know why I bought that for you

My mom got it for me for Christmas a silver bracelet And then I think we talked about on the yak and to do DME was like Albanians don't wear that Albanians don't wear silver That's why I took it off. I had some my mom's what do they wear gold? I mean gold is better gold gold is good. Well. I was wearing a woman's bracelet. Brandon was a grown man. But your wife bought it for you? My wife bought it for me. I don't know why she bought it. She just, I think my wife panic buys gifts.

She'll get to the gift buying time. She can't think of what to buy and she'll just buy the first thing that she sees. She saw a gold bracelet and she bought it. That was four or five years ago now, so. Did you wear it because you felt bad? I wore it because my wife gave it to me. Right, yes.

Speaking of gift buying, Tommy's's birthdays in two days I asked him what he wanted he said he hasn't asked for anything yet he has not asked for anything he's never he has never asked for anything in his life he doesn't ask for anything he gets it oh wow he just he just he want every time I say what do you want you he's nothing nothing nothing now he'll pretty much from now come up and say hey can I get this and I'll just get it for him but he he's low-key on his birthday how How does he turning today 15 Wow two days, right? Sunday he's in the chat. He's in the building. Hi Tommy Tommy. Just just get in here real quick

In the chat. Oh, he's in the building. Yeah He walked in he walked. I don't know if I don't know if Cody was lying, but apparently Tommy turned the corner and Cody and the intern Wyatt were sitting there and Tommy looked at him and said, wow, two gay guys sitting together, that's cool. He went up to Nicky Smokes, put his hand on Nicky Smokes forehead, he's like horny.

Dude, that's so awesome. He can really read people. He's wreaking havoc, he cheesed me earlier his new name is Why I don't know what he's gonna. Cool. What's what's the wrench? Mod he's a mod My god is in me to our Did that as a measure so that there's not impersonator Tommy walkers? Let me go. I'll just let's get him out. We got the man Montana boys coming later, right?

So what I'm told him what oh you didn't know? There's this really hot hot guys from Montana. Oh shoot. What else do they do Brandon? Kristen Cavallari yeah, I guess yeah, yeah, did they both do her no I know no College football Danny, I feel like Danny knows them who's a college football guy all of them they played college football Oh, correct were they good che they played at Montana Yeah, so you want to clarify to she she did them okay? You think so yeah? Yeah? Yeah? She was on what's the? Differentiated the okay, she was I think it's an age thing. Who was the little spoon?

Mm. We'll have to ask. These are all questions that we can ask Tommy before they get here. Before they get here. All right. You're going to get him? Tell him to get down here.

I don't. So it's Mark and who? How are you not wearing a cowboy hat? Also, there were, I couldn't wrassle one up before the, There used to be three Montana boys, right? They're hot, dude. I remember there being at least three, maybe four.

Maybe three. I would've guessed five. It's my best friend's child, they just whittle him away. Yeah. Oh, God. No, out of my face. Maybe one of them's just busy. Yeah?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. He's got some errands to run, couldn't make it today. Maybe one of them is just busy. Yeah Aaron's run couldn't make it today going on. I feel like KB could pull that outfit off. Hey Tommy Down the center Tom walk Yeah, 15 now. What are you gonna drop Tommy and be Tom you don't have to do it man If you want to be taken seriously well right, but Take your time All right, we got Tommy hey, what's up? He said when are you gonna drop the Tommy and be Tom oh?

Two days two days so you're Tom Wait a second, wait a second. You're saying on Sunday, you're changing your name to Tom? Hello? I'm not changing my complete name, just my nickname. Yeah, you're gonna be Tom instead of. And then after that, you're gonna change to Brandon? During the Happy Birthday song, are they gonna say Tommy or Tom?

I've been wondering about that for a while. Are people gonna call me Brandon when I get older because that's my middle name like yours? No, no, see, I call you, when we had you, we called you Thomas and Tommy is the nickname, but my parents called me Brandon from the start, even though my first name was Thomas, I was always referred to as Brandon,

so we're not gonna switch gears on you. Did you think I became Brandon in adulthood? Yes. No, would you ever want to be Brandon Walker? What a pivotal moment father son you want to go Brandon Walker? We can we can switch to Brandon Walker right now I just said no. All right. Sorry my bad. What's something you want that you just can't seem to obtain Okay, what do you want for your birthday? No it doesn't have to be tangible You crave like power would you like to be like a ruler? Do you want notoriety? fame

followers I Don't know laser tag wing in the house money No, what do you want for your birthday? I don't know. Okay, all right, well, excuse me. Trampoline? Cash? Gold? Drum set? You got cash?

Bitcoin? What did someone just say? Bitcoin. Are you familiar with cryptocurrency? Yes, I am, I keep up with stocks. Oh. Wait, are you the one that ran Brandon's... Tommy, give us some stock picks.

Yeah, how do you keep up with stocks? It's on my phone. And you just check them in the morning? Yeah. What about if Brandon got you some stocks? You wanted to buy you some stock for your birthday? No. Oh, OK.

You just like keeping up with it. Why are you in a bad mood all of a sudden? I'm not. Did you really walk up to Cody and Wyatt and say, hey, two gay guys? Yeah. Oh. What? No. Not did you really walk up to Cody and and and why and say hey two gay guys. Yeah, oh No, but what I actually said is hey Nothing could possibly go wrong. Okay. Oh, you think they'd start getting it on

It's a matter of time What about did you walk up to Nicky Smokes and call him horny? No, I said you sir get a horny bonk horny bonk a horny bonk Why Nicky Smokes? Why Nicky Smokes? Yeah If you're walking in and your goal is to call someone horny and you see him it's pretty much Good read work great read. He's also wearing a he's wearing a cowboy hat everybody's going to the smoke. Is he trying to he's trying trying what he's trying Yeah, that's true all right Think before they end the show. I want you to tell us what you want for your birthday

And here hear me um listen to Nick it has to be under $2,500 Under 25 yeah, so anything up to $2,500 probably just under No, no, no, no, don't really think about this well if it's something you want under $100 ask for like 10 of them Can it be an experience tune or has to be a thing? Yeah, do you want to go to a certain state? Do you want to go to Texas? Do you want to go to Colorado?

I don't know. A lot of pressure. It's too much. This is over on me. I'm sorry. Yeah. What about a harpy eagle? Yeah.

A harpy eagle? Yeah. What is a harpy eagle? What is a Harpy Eagle? What is a Harpy Eagle? I don't know very much about Harpy Eagles. What about a Peregrine Falcon? I just know they're a bit violent to say the least. That's why I asked.

Oh, fun fact. We get eagles that fly across the lake at our house and one landed on a tree and he went under the tree that it was on and he just stood up and started going Oh Brandon? He was trying to scare it. I wasn't trying to scare it. He tried to scare away an eagle? By dancing? What did he do?

No, that's not what happened. Yes it is. Me and Gamma were watching you from the window He was alone No, anyone was watching no the eagle had been in the tree for like an hour, and I needed him to fly for the picture Oh, okay, so I was trying to started going I was trying to hey move and he finally moved But he flew the other way shit done in the name of the gram so Tommy. I'm thought exercise other way. Shit. It was done in the name of the Gram. So Tommy, I'm a thought exercise. You walk out of your house, beautiful home, yes, and you're out at the pond, yes, and you look out across the pond like you're taking in the sights.

What would be the first thing you see? The lake. What would be the first thing you see? The first thing I see out on the lake? No, no, if you're outside in your backyard you're looking out there. What's the first thing you see? Algae. Algae? Lots of them. What about landmark? What would be the first thing you see? Trees. Birds. Any signs?

No signs. You can't see those. It's the summertime. All the leaves are up. You can't even see the KFC signs. Okay. You can't even see the AutoZone. I'd like to point out the fact that during autumn

or winter when all the leaves fall, there is a hotel called the Fox Hotel. Okay, all right. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm sure there's tons of them up there, Brandon. There's tons of them up in Antioch. Oh.

But it is a lake though, it's not a pond it's it comes like Ours is 90 acres. Yeah, it's almost a mile long. Yeah. Yeah, it's big. It's a long like really All right, you can go back and play your video games if we need you. I'll come thank you for the gift today, Tommy What do you Tommy Tommy got me? Yeah, go out in the basketball court and go that way or yeah go that way God of War Ragnarok I can't wait to play Thank dick I got him a gift too. Yeah, what'd you get him? What'd you get him? I got him the autograph of the man that killed Osama bin Laden There was a signed Obama picture by Rob O'Neill and says never quit

Really is a good gift, but yeah How much did you pay for that? It's it's it's priceless okay. Yeah, well no it's actually not yeah, I had money yeah All right well Tommy's here. We need him. If we can think of any reason. Yeah, gotta think of it. I would like him to talk to the Montana boys. He must be tired. He was much more energetic on mostly sports.

Well, I think he wants to play it cool here. These are his people. He doesn't have to win anybody over here. That's true, that's true, that's true. You really prepped him, huh? He was finishing your sentences. No, he just knows biological facts about lakes and ponds would you want him to be Brandon would that touch you if he was like dad I'm

gonna be Brandon well I know what he wants to do for a living and I I don't know if it would help or hurt but like scream yeah he wants to he he's already decided he wants to be a barstool podcasters what he says okay but I've told him he needs to learn about things no he doesn't Way smarter than as of right now He doesn't follow sports or watch sports in no sports So he has to he has to pick something and know it before he can get a podcast by anything because nobody's just gonna listen To somebody he needs about two years worth of stuff, and then you can repeat Yeah, just cycle it on through yeah. He needs a niche, you're saying. He has to know about two years worth of stuff, and then you can repeat. Yeah.

Just cycle it on through. Yeah. What would his niche be, you think? Uh, I feel like he's got a lot of them. He's very intelligent. Yeah, he knows. You guys were in the lobby talking to him about January 6th?

Yeah, it came up organically. Like conversation. Yeah, yeah. I've been donating to Gavin Newsome under HQSpider's name. I walked out of Mostly and into the lobby and there were six dudes and whatever Tommy had just said politically, Big T was aghast. And Big T was almost to the point where he wanted to grab Tommy.

Like happy. Was it? Were they on the same side? Yeah, because they were both agreed that Tommy like happy it was it were they on the same design Yeah, cuz they were both agreed that January 6. It was just dudes walking around, okay? Just dress it up climbing walls party All right, well there's there's Tommy you got a good boy. Yeah Yeah, I Alright, well, there's Tommy. You got a good boy. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just get him a, like,

set up a little streaming studio. Build a streaming studio in the house. I have bought him mics and stuff before, I just never set it up. I bought him a GoPro too, so he's got some stuff that he needs to get it going. I think now I could probably just turn him loose and not have to worry about it. His own PC, his own camera, webcam. Yeah.

Bring Junda up, he'll come set it up. I've been trying to get Rudy up for a while. I do need to do that. That's what I need to do I just need to get him a studio for himself. Yeah, that'll be his birthday present. All right, you got space for it Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. I know you yeah sure to I damn sure do So yeah, well, we'll get him. We'll get the Tommy Walker experience up and up and online soon I Think you can just do general comedy Chops have evolved so much even in the last year his timing is good Genetic chop yeah, yeah, what are Tommy's thoughts on your growing memorabilia collection? I don't think he has thoughts on my growing memorabilia collection I think it just just wallpapered him this just wallpapered

him they all kind of ignore it although it is getting don't you think your kids will want to experience the pool table or the couch ah pool tables out the window yeah it's done couch is getting close Tommy lost his bed this last year. So yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. When do you start selling stuff? No, I don't think I do. I don't want to sell any of my stuff. We're going to a card show tomorrow.

I know. When do you start? Centipede at your foot, Kyle, sorry. They're everywhere. No. Yes, buddy, we got a problem. We have a problem. We need vinegar and water spray bottles.

Is that what it is? Yeah. It repels them. That's not why you wore boots at all, Kate. Is there maybe food in that corner? They're always coming from right by you. Kate's corner? No.

Kate's corner? No chance there's food. They come for water. Well, a whole banana. Or like dampness. Damp, wow, wow, wow, they're by Kate. She opened her legs too far. Banana or like dampness Dan. Wow. Why they're back to you? She'll be your legs It's really wide over here. They're on the way. They're running away from her

pretty dry My parents house hit in the basement had huge ones I'd always get so scared as a kid They were like the really really big son of Pete's in parents basement where? in the basement had huge ones. I'd always get so scared as a kid. They were like the really, really big centipedes. Parents' basement where? In the suburbs where they live. Oh, yeah. So they would have the huge centipedes. Yeah, I sufficiently hate bugs.

Yeah, any bug will scare me. Really? Yeah. My cats will eat them, so I'm good. Oh, your cats will eat centipedes? Oh, of course. See, that was Chicago. Your cats? Your cats will eat them so I'm good. Oh your cats will eat them? Oh of course. See that was Chicago, your cats? Your cats? Yeah. And then if it's like hot dog, you'll still do the soft A sound.

Hot dog? Hot dog. Oh my god, the creamer. Oh no way. Oh he loves, oh my god. That is a legend. Welcome. So he goes and gets Guinness's and calls them creamers? Yep, sinking creamers with the boys. Oh my god. That's awesome. Hi. Welcome. So he goes and gets Guinnesses and calls them Creamers? Yep, he's sinking Creamers with the boys.

Oh my god. That's awesome. And his boys are Muttonistas, cause he's got the Mutton's. What's his name? I think his name's Mutton. Am I right? Wait, is he Mutton or the Creamer?

He sinks Creamers. Creamer by day. Oh. Of all the guests we've gotten this one, it's a doozy. That's the most wantong guy. He took him straight to the ice cream. Oh, yeah. Oh is it down it was down yesterday I think was down today Jacobs here what are people using it less well no big cats not here. They don't feel the need to fix it. Oh His name is mutton prime mutton 2000 a bfr

Mm-hmm go ahead and a bridge expert. Oh Been looking for a bridge expert. Yeah Kyle. I yeah, I'm into the the taste. Yeah, what's the best tasting bridge I? Do like bridges though? I think we should do more with them. I think we do enough we cross them Oh, there's a lot of space underneath you could put swings or like a rope trolls crawler or like a I'm talking like the design Oh a lot of them are about the same yeah Yeah, but I think it's they prioritize just stability right how would you how would you improve the design of bridges? Would you just make them more ornate? I like suspension bridge or Nate and how like like really old I like covered I like Oh cover wheeling suspension bridge is so nice to look at yeah, what's the breast bridge in the US?

Even bro Hmm the best bridge and I mean it's hard to beat the Golden Gate, right? Yeah Oh, that's a good bridge. That's a good bridge Wheeling boys. Damn. Yeah, that's our damn fine bridge Is that a robling you guys get everything? Yeah, we do. We're spoiled as fuck down there It's a beautiful town a nice a nice covered bridge though and with autumn trees around those always collapse though with autumn trees around it. Those always collapse. Oh yeah, they're dangerous. Yeah.

And covered in bees. Really? In the inside of them. I come from a big cover bridge territory and you walk through them and just bees nest everywhere. You come from suburban Philadelphia. Chester County, buddy. Chester gets rural, I'll tell you that.

It gets real rural. Our Walmart had horse and buggy parking. Damn. It's right where the Amish meets Philly. It's very interesting So it's like a weird. It's a weird intersection. It's kind of like Lancaster Redding and then Philly but in between it's not it's very country. Yeah, it's a no-man's land. You know blue ball. Yes I used to go to intercourse with my mom. Yeah, there's blue ball We go craft shopping that blue ball and inner course

They're right next to each other Pennsylvania has an awful town name. They often are I think we had a hard blue ball and inner course right next to each other What's what are the ones in Eastern PA that you hate Kyle? I'm not Western. I'm sorry Western King of Prussia Eastern. It's upper black Eddie. I don't like Little weird There's a drain lick, Pennsylvania. Oh rain look or there was yeah, I don't like like California and Indiana Yeah, that's annoying just the names. That's a city. Oh, man. You towns and there's Jersey Shore. That's Stupid just like Miss me Indiana guy, Pennsylvania

Great Museum stupid just like misleading Indiana guy Pennsylvania yeah great museum West New York which is in New Jersey correct yeah that makes sense that is Weston that's just west of New York oh that's the most apt name place of all time like West Memphis mm-hmm but South Charleston is West it. I thought was north of Charleston Me oh yeah, yeah South Charleston's north of Charles north of Charleston. Yeah, what about the two Kansas cities? There's Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas. They're pretty close. I said they're like touching yeah, they're touching I think so there the border goes through there the river right Missouri River right yeah has that happened before where the city goes to Bristol Tennessee that the oh yes Virginia and the main street is the

border of Virginia and Tennessee it's kind of cool yeah there's Bristol Virginia and Bristol Tennessee it's the same town. Yeah, there's Bristol, Virginia and Bristol, Tennessee. It's the same town Blue that's gotta be so confusing for the postal workers Probably the edge of hell is on the Missouri Kansas border. Oh Yeah, but if I'm from like a bad town, and then I get to say oh, I live in California. Yeah, that's nice It's nice because you get very misleading. Yeah, they'll look at you be like you're not oh, California, Pennsylvania You must mean That's town talk yeah

I could go forever. Yeah, I love towns. I love towns as well. You love counties I Do you southern people? Prioritized counties over towns. Yeah, you say what county you're from. Because there's some counties in Mississippi don't have a town. Ah. It's West Virginia, too. Yeah. If you're from Calhoun County, there's no chance you live in any, like, semblance of a town.

Well, in Mississippi, if you live in Calhoun County, you probably live in Calhoun City. So we just didn't even think to name a town in that city, in that county. Got confused there. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right Yeah, zoo and yeah zoo city Fletcher Cox

Yeah, not chairs matches. Yeah way down there. I've never been there. What are you doing in your free time? I always drive by these places. I'm like what do they do on the weekends? What are you doing? Or same thing everybody else does just sit on your front porch Walmart parking lots we have like phones are you know what a nice? great equalizer Yeah We used to drive the strip We would drive down a sonic turn around maybe park in the sonic parking lot hang out with each other or get in the car

Drive up to the car lot circle around drive back and just do that all night We'd do McDonald's to sheets if sheets was full you'd park at Edgewood Lutheran drive up to the car lot, circle around, drive back, and just do that all night. What a life. We'd do McDonald's to Sheetz. If Sheetz was full, he'd park at Edgewood Lutheran. Yeah. And the hope is that you pass a car full of girls? Oh, the hope is, but really, you're just passing the same, there's only like 12 of you in the whole town,

so you're passing the same people all the time. Sometimes you'll see, oh, there they are, and you pull over in the parking lot and talk to them or whatever. Oh, pre-phone. Yeah. That was how you found your friends. Correct. And then there's are, and you pull over in the parking lot and talk to them or whatever. Oh, pre-phone. Yeah. That was how you found your friends.

Correct. And then there's that one friend who broke out of the town and he comes back and tells you about the rest. Yeah. You gotta see it out there, man. You gotta get out of here. Dude, we gotta get out of here. Dude, dudes that moved to Pittsburgh first from Wheeling

were just came back, they were just like, the food here sucks. Fuck you. Oh, you guys are still wearing that? Dude. And I was so jealous. How far is Pittsburgh from Wheeling? An hour. When people are like the town I grew up and had nothing to do what did they want in the town? What cities have things to do for children? Yeah I don't think I think they believe that cities are a magical world where places

or businesses will like pluck kids out of their homes, entertain them for three hours and then put them back. They believe that like big cities magically entertain their kids for hours at a time. I think kids are bored everywhere. Correct. They're not old enough to do things that are... But I don't... H-D teens are just like, I gotta get out of this dead-end town. What are you gonna? Do if you're in New York?

What are you gonna? Exactly, I don't know we would skip school and take the train to Philly, and we're like this fucking rules But like what would you do there loiter? Yeah? Get our nipples pierced better putt-putt courses is really what you could do. I remember going to Manhattan as a kid and I was like, what the fuck do I do? I'm freaking out. Just panicking the whole time. As a kid, like what do you do?

You're right. FAO Schwartz? I guess, yeah, I guess there are a lot of things to see. There's things to see, but seeing isn't doing. Right. Yeah. It's video games and scrolling your phone. That's right. That's what they do, that's what everyone does.

Yeah, but what, not if you're like eight, right? Brandon, you don't give like an eight year old a phone. Oh, but yeah. Your eight year old has a phone? Responsible parents should not give their kids a phone. No, my eight year old, I have a phone responsible parents should not give their kids a phone it no my eight-year-old I have a nine-year-old. He doesn't have a phone. How are you? Does that had twelve year old twelve is what I put the phone age at okay, and and they got to be twelve to get a phone

But yeah, he has he has an iPad that he can use occasionally, but he can't be on it all the time He has hours restrictions and everything, but the older kids, they're just like adults. I mean, it's just phones. It's phones and talking to their friends. They do play a lot of video games, but the video games they play, they're online, with their headphones, talking to their actual friends. So hanging out with your friends has kind of,

for the boys at least, has just changed. It's like they still hang out with the same friends that I hung out with when I was 15. I just had to go to Sonic or the ballpark to do it. They're doing it online, talking to them as they play video games together. But like being bored as a kid inspired so much. You gotta be bored, roam around.

I used to just roam the neighborhood. My mom couldn't afford childcare, she'd just leave me at home and I'd just walk around the neighborhood all day. We didn't have a neighborhood per se, it was the woods. I did all kinds of shit. We would get dropped off at the park district. Like just nobody was watching us. We'd be riding our bikes on the highway.

On the highway? On our way to like a fucking stream. And in hindsight, probably. Where the fuck did you live? The fucking, All your stories, first you just skipped school and went to Philly Yeah, now you're riding bikes on the highway when your parents were around they were getting drunk in the in the driveway as you guys only

On weekends set fire to the to the shed out back. Yeah, that was teens. Okay. All right blew it up No, but you could to get anywhere to get from neighborhood to neighborhood It was like so spread out that like if you wanted to and your parents were busy and you could bike there, you were gonna have to be on the highway for a second. Are you just gonna wear the sunglasses the whole time? Are they coming or not? I don't know. I don't know.

Because this takes me, this drops me down about four points. Oh yeah, put them back. Just trying to cover up as much as your body as you can. Walking around a mall was the best way to pass the time, I thought. Yeah, it was good. Remember Orange Julius? I didn't, we didn't have Orange Julius. So good. Walking around a mall was the best way to pass the time. I thought it was good member orange Julius I Didn't have orange Julius. Oh so good

What's that is that the dairy quick we have like one here? It was like so we my brother and I figured out how to make him at home for two Cylinders of frozen orange concentrate couple scoops of vanilla ice cream little vanilla extract That's an orange Julie as it rules. It tastes just as good. It's just as good as the real thing, highly recommend. This episode's gonna do numby. Oh no, I'm interested.

Our childhood mall DM'd me on Instagram. They were like, if you ever wanna collab, and I was like, all right, mall. No way. Sure. How many stores are in the mall? Is it like a big one? It's the one we went to is the Ohio Valley Mall,

but all their stores now are like, there are stores you would find in like Grand Theft Auto. They're like not real stores. They're like, you know, Mike's Place. Yeah. And they sell like wicker chairs. Yeah, our mall's real weird to Exton Mall in Exton, Pennsylvania

But it's like it's like a lot of doctors offices in it now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah a lot of Dead malls are sad. Yeah, they're sad places our mall is completely deceased. They attract a lot of hobbyists Yeah, right. So what do the teens do now that they don't have malls? That was like the place to be remember the cookie cake spot hang out all lined together. Yeah, yeah, that's not the same. It's not the same, but I bet you it's similar Probably what I wasn't what I was doing hang out friends in person didn't have any substance Yeah, we weren't doing it where you weren't accomplishing anything We'd have like eight of us and we go fast food place to fast food place one of us buys one fry So we can all stay there until we get kicked out. Did you all have an answer or was that just you only half of us? Okay? Yeah, we had that in the woods ages the woods

We'd just hang out in the woods because you could do whatever you want in the woods I know what he's watching you there'd be spots with names after them broken bridge has Has better seen the titty statue? No he hasn't is a titty statue. There's a statue of like a really well-built woman And I'll show you. Is it in your office? No, no, no, no, I wish. I wish I could nab her, but no. What was the haunted place in your hometown, Brandon?

Not really in my hometown, but if you went to Columbus, which was the next town over, they had three-legged lady road. And if you would drive past this old road road this old church it didn't have any lights or anything and if you drove slow past the church the old dead woman with three legs would chase after your car was the was the that's pretty scary yes but you would have to slow that you were the the the old wives tale was you would stop in front of the and honk once or maybe honk twice And by if you honked a third time she was coming she was coming out with three legs. Yeah, did that make her faster?

There she is there she is That's the titties. Mm-hmm on the woman Yeah, a lot of that there's some some vegetation and a stone the titties are the titties. Mm-hmm Kyle did you ever go to Egypt Valley? Yeah, so that was in Ohio yeah supposedly you would just drive your car through and then your car would break yeah it was like a Bermuda Triangle for cars but I think everybody's car was just shitty it was just bumpy road so it's bound to happen statistically to at least a couple people today when that happens they

spread the word never go shit it is, oh shit, it is haunted. Yeah, break down your car. And we went to the tuberculosis center. There was an old tuberculosis facility when they thought it was just insanity. And so you could go up there. I went up there for New Year's Eve, and then I chickened out before midnight.

My dad had to come get me. You went to the tuberculosis center for the ball drop? Yeah. Wait, by yourself? No, it was like a thing you'd go up there with like a new drink and stuff But I was afraid because they saw like chains on the wall. I was too afraid yeah, we filmed a podcast from there That's right, and your dad was like okay. I'll come Yeah, dad. I'm at the TB place We have pissed we have this place bachelors grove. It's a cemetery

It's allegedly haunted and you're supposed to see like a lady in a white dress So we all went heard some rough rustling in the trees behind us We're good those cops and we all got trespassing tickets What was the TV place called I Think it was called like the insane asylum. Yeah, well, I don't know if that was the official name. It was something weird. I love those. I would still be creeped out to go there. The bottom of our neighborhood had one of our friend groups older sisters told us that it was haunted. It was wiggle worm farming. You had to run up the driveway.

Wiggle worm farm ain't scary. That's a splash pad for kids. And touch their barn and run back. And it turns out it was just farmers who were like, get the fuck off our drive. It's a Mario Kart track. Wiggle worm farm. Yeah, you're right.

Spooky old wiggle worm farm. We had an old railroad track that supposedly if you sat on the track in the dead of night for you know I don't know 30 seconds or so the ghost light of a of a train would would approach you but that just seems like you're asking to get run over by a real train yeah that's just like a way to die yeah right used to take us walking on

train tracks a good amount and hindsight put some postpartum for your dad yeah, yeah, yeah I got a little a tour walk. Yeah, yeah along like the bank of a the Brandywine River It was like just make Randy that's from the Hobbit Next to wiggle worm farm To the barn to the to wiggle worm farm to the barn to the tracks and the bubble town train

would come through did Richard scary create your town and then and then Lowley and his apple helicopter would have to come save you oh man I like the name Oh Man I Like the name wiggle worm farm. I think it would be a cool series to go to like everybody's every small town has like a Haunted place yeah, I

Guess I'm gonna start like I would tell my kids like hey go out back and circle the tree a hundred times and a ghost Will appear to get them out? Of the 30th time the kid vomits. Being dizzy. My mom would make me doweling rods. So she would cut a hanger and you would have to hold them real loose. And it's used to be how people found water

and they would cross naturally. But she said if you went over, because it would get hollow ground, if you went over a grave, they would cross as well. So I thought there were bodies buried in the backyard. Yeah. That was actually really scary. She would do that?

That's like a metal detector for dead bodies. Like, yeah. My dad made up a ghost and he made up, my neighborhood was haunted by the white cipher. And then he would put like white baby, Sounds like a rapper. I know. He put like white baby powder on his hands and put a pan print on the side of our house one day when I was having to sleep over.

Fucked everybody up. That was such a blast. That's the stuff I can't wait for as a parent. Oh yeah, fucking with them. We all wanted to see a dead body. More than anything. In the woods. Outside of a funeral home I've never seen one. Unless you've walked past one in New York and didn't know.

No, I've never seen one. Unless you've walked past one in New York and didn't know. No, I've never seen one. No, thankfully. Juana? I'll go to the cemetery with you. Have you, Brandon? Yeah. What? Well, but not like that.

I was the first to happen upon a car accident one time. Oh, God! That's awful. Right, so, yeah. How old were you? Oh, 20, no, I was working. I was working at the Daily Journal in Tupelo. I was 30.

28, 29, 30. Like a recently dead body? Yeah, yeah. So he was just laying in the road. It was, it bothered me. Yeah. Yeah. Bothered me a lot. lot how often you think about that um i hadn't thought about it in probably a decade but i will probably

i'll go through the next five years of his life a nice two three year period where it'd be all i think about did you call the police or like they were on the way he's gonna be singing happy birthday tommy get a brandon bloody nose i wasn't the first first person there i was i was one of the first i was there before the cops but after a small crowd had started started gathering We're going to help and like Extract things or was it just oh, yeah. Yeah, no I know I I don't it wasn't really like that It was already the situation was defined before I got there. Mm-hmm

So there was no I have often fantasized about being the first and pulling somebody out of a burning car. I really wanna do that before I die. I wanna. So you wanna be a fireman basically. No, I wanna be a hero. I wanna be a hero that doesn't have to face, if I'm a fireman I gotta face it a lot, right?

I wanna just accidentally stumble upon something, be a hero and then be done with it. And a ring camera catches it. Yeah, something like that. Oh, that'd be cool. I want to save accidentally stumble upon something, be a hero, and then be done with it. And a ring camera catches it. Yeah, something like that. Oh, that'd be cool. I want to save somebody from a burning car or a burning building, but I don't want to do it to the point where

I'm actually in danger. You get burned. And then that person reveres you to such a strong degree that they end up becoming obsessed with you. In my mind, that person's parent, dad, is a billionaire. And to reward me, he gives me an ungodly sum of money. And you just bet a lot more action. Then I just, I give some to the local boys and girls club

to build a basketball, to build a hoop, and then the rest I blow on 11 a.m. college football games. But your face has to be on center court, right? Correct, yes. And you set a fire to it and you save them. Wow. Correct. And it's a never-ending cycle of me saving the orphans that I've created.

We get the titty statue behind the hoop. I would love to be an old barkeep that had an old regular who died and left me everything. Yeah, that'd be nice that happen Did I have a pat? I'm sure it's had happened to the beef Not that I know of okay. He could be sitting on something. I don't know is that how we got Texas Chainsaw Massacre No, he that guy's still alive, but he befriended the son of the man who wrote it when they both were waiters at a wine bar What's he tell Is that Tommy? Hey Dan. Oh.

Bitcat. Bitcat. Why do you FaceTime me? Oh, are we allowed to say who he met last night? I don't know. That seems like it was accidental. Are you muted? Why do you FaceTime me?

Butt dial. I'm gonna zoom in. I'm sending him a link. Okay. Oh, nice. Maybe butt dial me. Do you think anyone's ever been pulled out of a burning car and then sustained? life-ending injuries from the broken glass Problem probably you gotta break the glass to pull them out. Yeah, yeah, they say like you're not supposed to do anything if you're not trained

That'll be fucked up then just to watch him you can't watch him. Sorry dude. I'm not trained I'll be fucked up then just to watch him. You can't watch him. Sorry dude. I'm not trained I fell for all those the algorithm for I was pushing me those two dudes that go like diving in the lakes to yeah Whatever and I bought my car has three fucking glass breakers in it now and like a seatbelt cutter all that shit those two I just thought those two really yeah, those dudes will like tell the family's things. They didn't need to hear yeah, he was so close to getting out. He was fighting. Yeah I prefer to hear they knocked themselves out of the steering. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't feel anything. Yeah This is pretty fucked up. My buddy was driving I was probably like 23 middle of the day a Wednesday afternoon and he like looked down for one second and his knee

turned the steering wheel. And we go like 40 miles per hour into a tree. Airbags deflate. At the last second I saw it and I went over to try moving the wheel. So I got hit by both airbags. And the tree was in my part of the car and it was caved in right before my knees and I look over He's got a bloody nose car smoking and he gets out of the car He's like

Another car get out of the car and I realized that because of the damage I can't open my car door, but he doesn't realize that and I tell him I can't and he immediately thinks I'm like paralyzed Because it's caved in from the start music. Oh my god No, it's just that I can't open the door, but to see your friend think he just paralyzed you how many times his life? Tried to kill I've been in four car accidents where the airbags off really? Oh, no, we should be this close to him. No, this is like final destination. Were you driving? I've been in I've been in four car accidents where the bad airbags off really Another we should be this close to know this is like final destiny. Were you driving?

Two of them I was two of them. I was not I've never had an airbag deploy either I don't like them That's powerful so powerful. I don't like how powerful and big they are. It's so... eww. You want to be smaller? Tiny. A tiny little airbag. Yeah, they suck. Four car accidents and you're still comfortable getting in a car?

I don't love it. I hate being in a passenger seat. I'd be traumatized. I flinch. I hate being in a passenger seat too. When was the last time that happened for you a While never with my wife occasionally here, and I guess as an uber as an uber yeah Yeah, yeah Danny you should not be I think I have one life left. I'm gonna blow it at the shore

Yeah, how do you think you're gonna go? Knee deep in a pussy yeah, definitely Boardwalk ride one of those slingshots just goes flying off over the sea. There's a countdown. It'll be like Like Nikki smokes leaves the stove on I don't realize hey big cat Dan. Hey, it's us. Where's Tommy He's back in the mostly sports studio. You want to talk to him No, I just wanted to wish him happy happy birthday I missed the fuck out of you guys I got really sad I'll FaceTime you after the show with him are we allowed to say all right perfect who you talked to last night we could I don't need the story for Monday yeah yeah good you look good yeah looking tan yeah yeah what you been doing? Look at you. Oh, man. That's beautiful. What you want to see? Yeah, that's nice

We all you want to see that's what you want. I'll be back on Monday Oh, you guys want to see horns on on we're gonna get this. Wait, wait, wait That's Trevor Lawrence there he's getting guys zoom in can you zoom in I think No, I will tell her is about to be He's trying to he's trying to his shot up into the yellow there. He goes wait wait hold on hold on That is him Undeniably him. Is that Trevor Lawrence?

That's Trevor Lawrence. Put him on the thumbnail. He's been on the act now. Thumbnail, thumbnail. Yeah, the whole thumbnail. Trevor Lawrence. Oh no. What?

Trevor Lawrence stuns on the act. Is that Trevor Lawrence surprise appearance? Yeah, there he is. He's like down to earth. Is that the pope behind him? Who else is that? I don't recognize. That might be Matthew Kachuk right there. Just name the biggest athletes you can think of It's really just a regular guy

Yeah, I know he's kind of chill with you guys right my god all right trev. Yeah. Yeah, thanks all right I miss you guys so much. I'll see you Monday. Sorry. I've been out miss you more. Don't be sorry enjoy all of you guys I got a great story I got a great yaks story a great great great book end to to a yak story that you guys are aware of but will make the Fans aware of on Monday can't wait. All right. I'll face time with Tommy in a minute All right, I'll just call you later. All right, that works. See you big cat. Okay, right. He's right Have y'all seen Today it was the buzz of the office. There's a young lady in Chicago that is tick-tock

Zack our cream team Zack and obviously a PMT now, but FaceTime Zach asked him out on a date. Yeah, very real Yeah quest for a date and being somebody that looks exactly like him makes this makes me feel really good Feel great and there was already women tick talking about zach right and then he said he wasn't an intercourse guy now they're going crazy smart move oh man what's his move brilliant he has to go on he has to deny her right i mean look a denier, right? I mean, look. The message is for Zach from Barstool, pardon my take, and Zach only. Oh, wow. My name's Rachel. I'm a Pilates instructor here in Chicago, and I think that we would have so much fun if we went on a date together. So this is me publicly shooting my shot. I

have never done something like this ever in my life, but I love every video that you're in I think you're hilarious and cute and I think we'd have a lot of fun together if we like went out and explored the city and just did fun shit like let's go and have fun let's go on a date Zach oh my god or whatever yes that's awesome. That is I would freak me out. Oh, yeah Things just got real What do I do? Okay? Too much at once Danny's gonna get a lot of those videos after the shore I think Danny you should go in you shouldn't be Danny smokes. You should go into the shore virgin Danny You tell him I don't want to have sex. Yeah, yeah, just VD to say I'm VD

I'm VD and the bar hands off on V. I brought a gift for Danny I don't know but I brought a gift for Danny for the shore if you guys just pass it down to him You just had that on you I'll say I'm virgin Danny lube for now. I'm virgin Danny. just throw it across the fuck and please don't Clear face oil-free sunscreen. Thank you. Very nice. I want you to be it's a bit much But I don't want you to get to tan the tanning salon only I mean yeah I get to I'm asking about Danny really I never pass them along. They're bots, Kate. Why not? They're real people.

Oh, you've never told them until now? Why wouldn't you pass them along? I say this out loud every now and then, but Danny's never been like, oh, who are they? You know, he's never. I'm going through Danny's DMs. Well, he wants to know.

If I was Danny, I would like to know. Would you like to know? What does she look like? What does she do for a living? I'll pass them along. They're all out of state, you know. That could be nice. Danny off camera is a pussy addict.

You always say that. Off the mound. I'm not an intercourse guy, I told you. Virgin Danny. And you're not going to give it up. I don't love that either. If you want to give it up, the girl would have to be really fucking special. Can I tell you something? He's prude. Give it up like love that either if you want to give it up like the girl would have to be really fucking special

Yeah, I tell you something. He's prude. Yeah. Yeah, I tell you something go ahead, and I know what I'm doing by saying this so The past like let's call it five years. What's it? There if I meet a girl they will usually, they ask what I do and then that leads to her Googling me. And before this, I'm not in much content. I'm on dog walk once a week, so I'm like nobody. They're not gonna know who I am.

You see my Twitter, you see my Instagram. For some reason, there's no rhyme or reason behind this, but on the first page of Google results, it just says, seven results for Danny Conrad is a virgin And when you click on the link it goes right to our merch store. It makes absolute no sense Till this day. I don't know how it got there is it over time. I'm like huh surely being on the yak will bump this Will bump me And now you're Virgin Danny, so.

Oh yeah, there's the Danny Conrad is a Virgin merch. I don't know how. Yeah, look advantage of a loophole. That's Googled so often. Yeah, it's like, we might as well use this to push pickleball. I thought, you know, maybe this, maybe being on the Yak will get this out of the first page.

Maybe Beach House will get this out of the first page maybe beach house Little too many wait, and you know and you know what you know what it kind of end up getting bumped down by Instead of Danny Connor virgin ice spice Danny Connor cancer So you found this out because a girl was like hey the virgin the virgin thing. Yeah. And this was like four years ago? How long before you tell a girl that you're not a virgin? It's usually until she asks. I'm buying the Danny Conrad virgin shirt right now. What's that first one?

Danny Conrad make a wish. Danny Conrad's office. Big one. Ton of great icebreakers on the first date. Click the virgin again. Can we click on just like the first t-shirt How would that even I don't know how this happens it got to the point where I almost just look at the not asking For it to be removed. I'm just asking you know how it happened Huh yeah, huh, that's right

So yeah, that's uh okay. That's what I've been dealing with in my dating life but yeah yeah that's a really nice funny right should we just um we could remedy this can we I didn't know we had a very literal pickleball tea yeah my goodness yeah Danny what do we what do you do just like make a shirt with Danny's number and circle it I think it's just like we have to have shirts. We have to get Danny Conrad has fucked a few times higher Danny fucks Psych Like you're the notches thought of all this

this like I said took place five years ago if becoming being on the yak if being on Barstool Beach house all this did not take it off the first page of Google results what will so what if we ask a bunch of yak listeners right now to search your name over and over Danny Conrad thickish penis that works and that is that thickish that's realistic yeah and that would be the first result for Danny Conrad Danny D doesn't have to be the first Asking for that to be off the first. Let's push it off with Danny Conrad thickish penis. Mm-hmm. Thickish, okay fine And then search it search it search over and over

TJ is that how that works? Can we manipulate that? I think they would have to like get something Like it would need to lead to something like so if che blogs But that doesn't lead to anything it leads to all of those merch items have Danny Rappaport from the foreplay podcast in the item description, okay, but for what a Danny response No, because for what it's worth. He wasn't even hired five years ago The merch has changed. Did you see that? There's gay couple, Daniel and Conrad, and they just fuck? And there's like a bunch of them. That's what they do?

Yeah, there's a series called Bareback. Great. And Bareback, a big sticky mess. And it's Daniel and Conrad. Now that'll end up on the first page of results as well. Hell yeah. Oh, that's tough. Maybe you drop the Danny and go Dan Conrad that'll help Wait look up the baby shirtless Kirk chain Okay, why the baby shirtless Kirk chain

Yeah, okay Why images Yeah, all right You look sick Yeah, he's who's Kirk I don't know I just he's a minivan good body yeah That's a good subject. Yes. Thank you. There's something else you're trying to get Want to see that? TJ type in Danny Conrad T and see if it autofills

Well, I think it'd be I thick ish oh You have to clarify should they put the hyphen between the thick and the ish no same okay Twitter the office Talk not yet. What's the Danny Conrad jamboree? I can all for my hog of the yak today I'll title it Danny Conrad thickish penis Tag a bunch of that stuff, so hopefully I get some Fuse and pops up you know what my best guess as to how that happened was though? I don't know. I used to sit next to Carl and he would always have to do like hashtags when he finished a blog and sometimes he would just like look at me and be like, I don't know, Danny Conrad Virgin.

Or he never said that. He would say dumb things like white socks Dave, asshole. That's all I could think of. In the trend of like Barstool with like copyright issues and getting sued, Carl used to blog full movies. That's my favorite thing. Every Sunday would be like, watch Twister. Wake up with the Godfather. Imagine the whole script.

It's just like, a hundred pages. It was the full video of the movie. You can just watch it on the barstool blog Yeah, I imagine watching it that way You gotta watch twister on barstool They've been churning out some really good shit lately Yeah, yeah good taste of movies They've been churning out some really good shit lately. Dude, mission impossible. You don't have to go to the theater if he has it on his blog. He had good taste in movies. Are those still up? There's no way in hell.

I got a suited time or two. Yeah? Yeah. I didn't realize. Whenever like a cool house would go up for sale like the an Actress house or like from a movie or whatever I would use the actual photos from Zillow I didn't know you couldn't do that can't do that. You could do I thought that was public I got us big-time sued really like big trouble. Have you ever gotten a super in it? Yeah sued no But I you know I've gotten some sponsor trouble. Oh Yeah, yeah, I think we all know that about that, but I I don't I don't think I've ever gotten a sued yet No, how you're twice you're twice. Let's just say I haven't made the company any money

What was this a cease and desist okay that made me feel good That was a fake music festival that was the little Tay tour she stopped that one of her tours was like the Penn State five sig frat house and then they got pissed with the front house or the yeah I made up a bunch of like fake locations Was little Tay made up? She was like her mom was like a big wig real estate agent. Oh, is that the one you remember? She I think it was her she went missing for like they said she died. Yeah, her parents said she died. Yeah something like Pretty convincing Yes, so many people believed it I

Mean yeah, it was pretty believable One was a daycare. No there we go Delta Airlines come on Do your thing Brandon well tonight tonight if you're looking for something to watch, you can do it by watching some boxing. Katie Taylor, Amanda Serrano, the third of their trilogy. They are the two most dynamic and fierce female athletes in the world, and they're facing off. All eyes are on Katie Taylor.

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Mean it. She was lovely. Have you ever met somebody and and the word delight didn't come to your head when describing them No, okay, I do pretty much like everyone I mean Brandon what like celebrity big big name was legitimately an asshole? Chris Fowler and Lee Corso. Whoa. Lee Corso? Yeah, yeah. Also-

How recently? 1999. Okay. Yeah. It was October 99 and I stalked them at the airport. And there was three of them. I worked at the rental car place, national rental car, and every Sunday night I would have to prepare the the reservations. I would get there a little take, I'd write their names

out and I noticed on Thursday, we had a Thursday night game at some state, I had Fowler, Corso, and Herb Street all coming to get a car and so I I told my boy, Phil and Alan, and we went to the airport the day they were flying in and we met, we were going to be there and meet them. And Herbstreet walked over and took pictures with us and hung out and was cool and Fowler and Corso were not having it. They did not like it. Which looking back, I get it. I get why they didn't like it. there a crowd of people there was it just us

We were the crowd of people maybe make the time we were the crowd of people But you know you get not wanting to be in that situation, but how how did they express their disdain? Walked right past us, and then we saw him again in the parking lot and and and Fowler just gave us So like this just looked us like that Real disdain what pieces of shit oh my god and then in my professional life the only guy who's ever been an asshole to me was the big show really oh I did the wrestling show for three years or two years the only guy who was ever a dick head was the big show and you interviewed? No but I was I was me and Robbie Fox and we went to an AEW

Dynamite in Jacksonville and we were on the show we were part of a skit to ask MJF and Chris Jericho a press conference question and we were backstage with the wrestlers watching the the wrestling as all the wrestlers were doing and Big Show walks up to me said what the fuck are you doing back here? I was like I'm an invited guest and he said well you're an invited guest you're not a wrestler. I was like I don't know what to tell you man I'm on the show too and he just was a dickhead and then somebody else from AEW said no they're cool man they're cool. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah. Fuck the Big Show. Yeah. What was his reputation before that? I think he's I don't know what his reputation is with other

interviewers or whatnot or wrestlers, but he I don't know that he's got a bad reputation But he was he was an asshole to me and robbie fox wasn't even there I don't know. He wasn't standing next to me. It was me and aria if y'all remember aria He is probably is probably just chasing tail. He might have been No, he could be a better he's the nicest guy in the world. He was have been. Yeah, yeah. But it was... No, he couldn't be a better guy. Yeah, he's the nicest guy in the world. He was just chasing tail. The Big Show? Yeah.

And what gives y'all reason to say that at all? He was at the club. He's a nice dude, trust me. Trust me. The only time I've met notable people was here, and I don't think anybody's just gonna come in here and just be mean to me. It's so easy just to be acceptable. Yeah.

Fake. Fake, yeah. It's easy to be fake. It's easy to be fake. Just be fake. Yeah. I remember, do you guys know the comedian Jimmy Carr? He's like a big deal. He's huge. Yeah. He's so funny. Way back in the early, my early Barstool days, Chaps and I had a show called High Haters where we would get guests that like we had no business getting. And I guess, I think it was supposed to be a Vibs interview, but he couldn't make it up. It was up at Sirius XM headquarters with Jimmy Carr. And I didn't know at the time, like I wasn't super, I had heard his name,

but I didn't know who he was. And classic me, like Subway, I was kind of like a little bit late and he like, he was very annoyed annoyed at the whole because Chaps and I were not professional interview We had like no business there So we basically like wasted his time gave him a terrible fucking interview and then afterwards he was like, okay I don't know what the point of that was but thanks for wasting my time I'm gonna kill myself Thanks for wasting my time it was basically like those weren't his exact but like the vibe was very much like he was like looking around if you like

Like what the fuck was it like whatever and I was like, I'm sorry. I feel the same way. I'm so sorry Like yeah, that was probably the most awkward one I could think of but we used to get guests that like we did not have any business like who I could do Like big name comedians would come through the office before I knew how to enter like Probably still don't do you know how to interview now? No god. No, let's get a big guest on come Yes, hey if you're a big celebrity come on my once a week Thursday show that gets 400 views Come on come through Brandon do you think awkward like you have the Chris Fowler experience, do you think

anybody has that experience with you? No, here's the secret. When we go to the college football shows and the does and stuff like that, I go out of my way to interact and be, I'm super nice guy because people think I'm an asshole here. Sounds genuine too. I really have to- I put on this face in the morning. Oh my god, it is exhausting. Brandon Walker is a fucking nice guy. Oh no, you are forgetting that I joined you on those trips. Danny, what do you think?

Mississippi? I might have been an asshole to you once. Oh, no, Ole Miss is different. Yeah, I walked into the grove with both fingers up. I thought you were going to say I'd go out of my way to be like a heel towards them. Oh, there I did Their idea there. I was I was I was pointing at yeah. Hey look at you fat bitch. Yeah, I was Entertaining I was personal I was but I would too cuz they were calling you names. Yeah, they were calling me names I was I was absolutely saying some shit that we have that on camera. I posted it

Okay, I made my own at it with I'm the man in the background I speak no, but I'm cognizant of like the reputation I might have and I try to go above and beyond and anything and I'd say 95% of them laugh, but there was that one guy we were getting a little worried about yeah Oh security Mike had to step in yeah, that's cuz I wasn't around No, it's cuz he was way bigger than me. mm-hmm, but I did warn you about him I Don't remember that I had security had to have to step in after the dozen between me and a guy one time really Why you try to steal my glasses?

Was like really fucking drunk you like give me those bitch Confidence that's no don't really do you don't really have a video of that do you yeah you know I'm talking it was a comp I made a compilation okay or Viva oh yeah that one went out yeah yeah is there another one of like the I don't know it was that blacked out that weekend man it was it was rough weed out that weekend, and it was it was rough. We walked into that grove, and they were Every side was just right at you. You got to kind of love that though. I like no I didn't mind it I I walked with my chest out, but it was looking back. It was kind of this this

Yeah, is this mine tj with the music you saw I? Lo black behind yeah, you always do but there's one on Vivo with no music But to everybody thank you TJ Many things Yeah, I gotta find the one where you gotta hear the kids screaming at you obviously yeah, I Think I figured out the Danny thing by the way what the version you look up Danny Conant as a virgin on Barstool Sports calm there's one was carl I thought that a draft law you go into the tags Danny Connors

Danny car bless you Carl He's unbelievable It's a video blog One of the most popular things about me is a Carl video blog It's on a Shawshank Redemption movie Good quote so many people saw that. Yeah, if I... Carl is the undertaker fucking GIF. If I ever want to watch Green Mile on the Barstool

website, I search Danny Cogra. He always gets the last laugh. One of Sass's first blogs at Barstool, Carl commented on like blogger profile count on the site. What the fuck is this? SAS was so nervous publishing his first book. He's a cinematic bully If you just embraced him or man, you'd be the best best heal of all time Say this in a nice way, and I'd have no problem saying it if you were here, but

craziest person in a good way Yeah unhinged course I'm worried that the Montana What are we in Pat's $500 look ice? I'm worried that the Montana You're worried What are we wearing pats $500? Look I see some we're gonna talk to them about I have nothing I'm gonna kind of I'm gonna go pay I did a little googling but

Was running point on the Montana boys not a good influencer. I was hoping you'd ask them about I yeah water part You have some water parks on some cold cuts. I didn't Let that breathe a little bit company. I'm not sure whether there's two not three don't know if we're allowed to ask I bet ask him what their diet is water parks you think they're in Montana Mm-hmm, I bet there's one off at the over under one and a half I feel like did like the national park areas might have a like a couple okay, I don't know but maybe not They want a lot of indoor water parks are built on population a lot. Yeah, you're right No, but what a lot of tourists. Yeah, they're like the one of the Poconos in the middle of nowhere kind of I've been like

You're driving the highway and all of a sudden you're like what the fuck yeah, huh? Wait a minute. I know it's not a Montana boy. I thought we had a Montana boy Did you see Nikki smokes on the cowboy hat probably I can see the reflection of the glass of the golf Nikki smokes was walking around the cowboy hat he texted me said I look cool as hell we need a picture together No, that that's something what we got going on. Are we allowed to bring up Chris? I don't know they're not worried. I know no they're not Amicable at your own risk. This is where the brain so you want me to bring it up great Are neither of them in Western where that one the Montana boys blame me?

All right wait where they from Kyle You want me to bring it up? Great. Are neither of them in Western wear? Is that one of the Montana boys? Just blame me. Jesus Christ. Alright, wait. Where are they from, Kyle? Montana. Montana, I think. City. Well, he's not dressed like a Montana boy. What city are they from? I don't know, but oh my god.

They do actual ranch stuff. First to say it, legends. Okay, well Dante's sniffing around. They just did a thing with live golf. They were just playing with big time golfers. That's one of the guy's girlfriends, I think. Fuck. Wait, isn't that the artist?

What artist? Sommaray. Sommaray? Oh. That's Sommaray? Is that Sommaray? Kate should know this. Boy, Dante's close to her.

No, I'm 1,000 years old. Damn, Dante. He's a babysitter. Danny, do something. She's going to be really intimidated by me. He's a babysitter Danny do something Yeah, that's not Is that summer a look at the way they got swaggy walks Summer oh Dan Virgin Danny When will you learn Virgin Dan Oh, virgin, oh virgin. BG on the prowl. Oh, verge.

When will you learn virgin, Dan? You confuse me with Danny Conrad. Danny and Conrad? Daniel and Conrad? So we're just getting shots up instead of coming... A cool move. Did you like, oh you guys are doing a show right there?

It's a bad form. Shooting from his dick. Cool move. Did you like, oh you guys are doing a show right there? It's a bad form. Shooting from his dick. Who's the other man who looks like a sailor, like a Rhone type? That's Dante. No, no, he's behind Blutman. Don't call that one Blutman.

He's giving off Rhone vibes. Oh, that's an intern. What do y'all think? Oh, oh. That's one of ours. Isn't that Hank's cousin? That's a Lockwood. What do y'all think about Blutman's haircut,

Lukey's haircut? Looks good. I think it looks a lot better. Yeah, it's what he needed. Yeah that hangs cuz that's a lockwood. What do you think about blood man's haircut? Luke he's haircut looks good. It looks a lot better. What do you need? Yeah, what do you need? I think it looks great. Yeah, I like that. He kept it a little long. Yeah, it's still pretty long You think that's pretty long. He said he asked them to do a buzz cut and they wouldn't do it Why wouldn't they do it? I know he said he asked four times to do a buzz cut that doesn't sound like a barber that you're paying Barber that you're paying Service I think it might be like I'd be the barber doesn't want to then be Shamed for a bad haircut if you go online and be like this barber f***** me up How's a buzz cut? He doesn't buzz cut is not even open to like styling interpretation buzz cuts a buzz cut Yeah, but that would be harder to right if a barber says you shouldn't have a buzz cut you better believe them

I think how do you fuck up a buzz cut? I don't know. But I think the barber was right. I'm gonna trust the barber on this. Every time I get... I had a great one in high school. I think I'm at a 50% botch rate with haircuts. Botch rate?

Well, luckily we work at a job and have a life where we can wear a hat every single day. Somebody found out that guy's name yet when he comes in? No clue. That one's not... that's one Montana boy. Also I think there's only one Montana boy. Dante got us one Montana boy. We asked for two.

Caleb, Cade, and Mark. Short shorts. Mark! Dante! That ain't Mark. Okay, Caleb. Dante! Dante, I appreciate you connecting us to them.

What are their names? What's good? Spider's giving them, Spider's giving a tour. Okay, got it. We'll just be here whenever you want. Hey, how you doing? What's up? Hey, good to see you.

Hello. Great to see you. What's up? What's y'all getting into? Hey, what's happening? Nah, but here, live back to Dante? God damn it.

Nah, I'm doing this thing in August, but I'm more of like a babysitter. It's more of a babysitter. They came out and asked me to do it. The kids needed some guidance. I was kind of tricked into it anyway. You know, when Dave calls I gotta pick up. The Dante, I gotta keep these kids in line.

They kind of look up to me around here. They called old Dante. They needed music yeah big pill play August is gonna be crazy turntables they piss me off but I love a man one of the rooms dedicated to music fuck I just worry about him because when I was their age I didn't have someone Yeah, I don't want to do it, but I love these guys man That's enough my life's in danger

Oh, that's good. That's enough. My life's in danger. Another funny part is I remember Dante that starts saying like oh, I'm looking forward most to the the Sunday family dinners. I just found out we're not even gonna be there on Sunday night. Said he's gonna cook for everybody. Yeah, maybe breakfast. So it's just Friday Saturdays. Thursday Friday Saturday. Thursday,ers. Yeah, I'll be gone Thursday every Thursday and Friday in August Question it's gonna be what y'all want for breakfast as he already asked that Not even the guys just as the guys yet you were really fucked up last night You're acting crazy, but I won't tell anybody what a fake run by Kyle there

That was a good thing. It was just popping the arms not going fast at all So Dante just not participate in the tours and hang back talk to her. This is looking like intimate Not phones are out Good body language she called 9-1-1 Oh boy. Is that body language? Is she calling 911? I mean, who has a conversation right in front of the act like this?

I think you were not gonna talk about it. Only Dante would. Can I say something cool about me? Yes, please. The day that I was here, the photography day where I looked like I had honkers, I was wearing the same outfit she has on, and she is cool person.

Damn. Oh wow. I'm wearing, I have the same cool person. You mean she's wearing a white t-shirt? So the day when you dressed up and faked it is how she's cool person. Damn. Oh wow. I'm wearing, I have the same. You mean she's wearing a white t-shirt? So the day when you dressed up and faked it is how she's dressing. Black jeans, white tee. Mmhmm.

You never, did you wear a hat? Shoes. An umpire hat? No, but that's cool too. Is that a new shirt, Kate? This? Yeah. This was from the, remember we did the Yak Summer Fashion Day?

Yeah. I couldn't find my fringe dress. I think I finally gave it away. Well, I remember on come you were saying Kate was saying that she literally Only has one other shirt that is not a parcel shirt and it's a white tee It's the white tee. I wore here that one day Did y'all see how many people we send on a tour with a tour around the studio? It was a lot. It was like seven that all Montana mine No, it was I think it was like seven. Is that all Montana mine? No, it was, I think it was four of our guys

and the Montana boy had one. Oh wow, yeah, we're doing the yakking here, fellas. Maybe, come on in, no? Okay, just keep doing the tour. Did Nick and Kay be abandoned ship? Which would be a disaster. Would be. Now it's up to Kate and Virgin Danny?

Wait, nope. P pussy getting Brandon. Oh You think the sunglasses make them I Could be cool be cool Call her over here call her over here to talk to us shot a Ditch the zero oh Boy, why is he? Why are they having this car go right here there? I don't know how the camera there there there eight feet outside of our studio in the doors Go anywhere else you know I know they're like normal way more confident people than me. We were back here cackling

Yeah, and they didn't notice that would crush I we've had a whole conversation about them. I think that's just a lack of self-awareness I would and they landed there like they walked from the off the front yeah And settled yeah, they're way better than us for sure and just a deep conversation to they they went from just like a casual Walk and talk to now it seems to be there been an arm touch yet or no arm touches. No. Wow, she's really giving him the business. Dante, what are you guys talking about?

There's two cool guys coming by. I figured you guys been to that Western store yet. That's a few blocks over. But you've done it multiple times. It rules in there and here are the Montana boys I thought you guys were we're gonna bust up that conversation But I'm pretty sure he's talking about exactly what I was saying He's a Jersey Shore guy anyway Dante yeah Oh He's a Jersey Shore guy anyway Dante yeah Our Delaware Beach guys and East Coast Beach guy

From Boston, they're sneak one of those. Oh yeah, he's not from there. I'm sure he frequents it though Dante you want to get more in frame what's cool guy bracelet VIP how many the multiple I take them off, but the memories He's got two different club Yeah, oh that's from that country music fest this is it wrong like they're right here right here They're making a spy on Good framing this is not intentional by him either. I know that

He doesn't even realize he he knows what he's doing. No. Yeah, he he will say something. It's crazy I didn't know that cameras were on the court to Dante doesn't make mistakes No, I wouldn't talk about you different Dante. Yeah Yeah, everything's fine back here resume get a little closer and keep talking to each other though. Just just go to the studio Resume get a little closer and keep talking to each other though. Just just go to the studio Scared him off. He's upset. He turned he get mad probably Existing a partition. Oh, there you go Finally in the clear

Wanted to say Way music hits my ears. Now that we're alone. Let me really tell you about myself. How high do you like your bass? Where to start? I'm sorry about those guys. His tan's pretty natural. Nah, fuck these guys. Let's move four and a half feet away I could touch

the rim right now oh always trying to get you on camera just not today guys never safe in a media office you know I'm more of a private guy if you didn't know that let's get really out of you I don't think there's any here. There's certainly no cameras a little this way. Yeah. Think we're alone now. Doesn't seem to be anyone around. Thank god we got way out of that studio's way.

Think we're alone. And I told them. Hold on, there's cameras on us. You need four pillows. You need four pillows per bed. Hold on, there's cameras on us. I know a spot. Let's take four steps.

The free throw line. The finally- We can just chat naturally. Yeah. Yeah. It's absurd. See, OK, now imagine him in a house that every room is bugged He at least knows there's gonna be knocking a little bit of privacy in center court Hey, I think people are listening to be in the bedroom

All right, that was fun. That was a good time All right. All right. That was fun. That was a good time. That was. Ah. Did, are they just going to tour the Montana boys around to like 2 o'clock? I think it's a guess.

Montana boy. It's just a boy. Nozzy. Just one boy. It looks like just one. Well, which Montana boy is it? It looked like the main one. Is there a main one?

If there's two of them, how's there a main one? There's one. And his name would be Moe. If you look at jawlines, there's two or three of them. Is that the hierarchy? They all have their own. There's a of them how's our main one and his name would be jawline Hierarchy they all have a hierarchy. Yes 100% and with the main ones name. I like that you asked Dante what their names was and he was like spiders giving a tour right now Boy it's only two of them yeah for sure for sure I think it was that one. Yeah, it was him oh That's Caleb look at that angle. He's hot yeah, yeah, okay, but winter burn what a name mm-hmm

Live my life a quarter mile at a time. Oh, oh shoot. Is that how much a tractor plows? I mean a quarter mile then it turns is that a drag Is that how much a tractor plows? I mean, quarter mile and then it turns? Is that a drag race? No, I think that's from Fast and Furious. Uh oh. I think that's Dom Toretto from Fast and Furious. Imagine stealing something from Fast and Furious

and using it as your whole thing. Embarrassing. Ha ha ha. Just hot in every picture. Yeah, look at that. That's the thing You're gonna be that in every picture. Are we sure this is who it is? Yeah Looks like him. Okay, not at all. Not at all. Sure. No, not sure but Because this is not the one that was with Chris and Kevlar's no no, it's probably for the best

So we can at least ask him. Yeah, we can ask him about it. Look at that that big Spoonfish. Is that what that is? I don't know we can ask him if he gets tired of people asking about it like we would never ask about it I get tired of people asking about that. I'd like to ask about that fish you want to ask about that fish I know what I'd like to know what kind of fish that is I Bet you guys might have some stuff in common country boys Probably I would imagine is country north very different from country south though, or it's more in common than not I think the country across the country is more aligned than any other subset. Right it's just like what you do as a like they're hunting bigger game.

Country people in Montana and country people in North Carolina and country people in Arizona and country people in Mississippi are all the same people. They might hunt different things and they might cook different things. You think? I think, yeah. Southern has such a unique cultural identity. Oh boy. Desert country freaks me out a little bit. The desert is the place that freaks me out the most.

Yeah. Gotta be, like deep in Nevada. Creepiest place I've ever been to. The rest is the Salton Sea. Oh my god. Where's that? I felt like yeah, don't show this don't show this don't show this He's not gonna catch it and I'm not gonna be able to he caught it. Okay nice catch the crazy That's an awesome catch For the bad throw so we showed the throw enough catch. That's on me. That's on me Tommy till you go to Wiggly Worm farm

Yeah, no That haunted I won't touch those hallowed grounds We got a Cool sorry, I usually play catch with him around this time It was minus 500 that he would have given him fist-bumped. I'm ready for that. Big brothers, big sisters, and he comes every Friday. Let him run around a little. Mentoring him. I don't know if I've ever had a standing conversation

this long with anyone. He's... Dante Majors in standing conversations. He can stand. Yeah, he can stand. He can sway, too. And he's a good talker. He's a good conversationalist.

He talks to you nice. Hell yeah. Brandon you are you have been working a lot Shut up. You have not been home Shut the fuck up That's a violation God dammit. Brandon you've been putting in hours at the all house I think he told Jacob he loved him earlier. And asked for a hug. I wish Dad would just play catch with me. He's so tired when he gets home. My man's been

burning the midnight oil. What do you want for your birthday? I just want my dad to play catch with me. He never really asked for anything. I've been made fun of a lot on this show. That one hurt. I'm sorry. That one, you shut the fuck up. I apologize. That one. I didn't mean it. Alright.

You want to get out there right now? Kinda. Mechanics. The first couple were okay and then he, his mom. Dude that was so good. He looks up his mom. Alright. Yeah. We good. Let's focus on this room and this room only. Andante. Right. Andante yes. yes half court switch the cup Seamlessly I'm gonna have to bring my athletic kid in next week World ID Tired of proving you're not a bot every time you go online world ID lets you easily and privately verify You're not a bot and access things only humans should like events dating apps and video games

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I'm human. Yeah, you are. We're all. most of us here well we're gonna get this motherfucker in the studio or not I was just waiting it's false promises man we were promised boys we're not running long for a fucking Montana boy it's fine I put on deodorant for this those boys with a Z Didn't shave my legs though. No. I noticed how covered they are. So uh you getting a free slurpee today? Oh yeah. 7-Eleven day. Oh Tommy. Tommy's that was down to smoke. Oh. Mm hmm. They used to let you

bring in any kind of cup you wanted. People got a little crazy. People got to go a little too far. I've never had a slurpee from 7-Eleven. I I we don't really have 7-eleven. Yeah, I did hangover cute Yeah, we don't really have we have them either. What would be your version of slurpees then? Slush puppies slush puppies. Okay. Yeah, which are they still around? There's one outside of the Lincoln Park Zoo Yeah, slush puppies. They're the legit. They're so much better. Yeah, they used to let you bring any cup you wanted I thought that was an urban myth then people started bringing like baby I was growing up it was odd damn it. There was a little Dixie cup

Mickey smokes What's he doing? Is there really need to wear it in the office? Okay looks cool as hell I? Go in New York every year at my Slurpee what where's spider? need to wear it in the office. That guy looks cool as hell. I go in New York every year to get my Slurpee. What? Where's Spider? What? What? No.

Nevermind. What are they, are they, are they, are we interrupting them? He's calling Spider. Oh, just a minute. I'll call him All right, what are the chances I have nothing to say yeah Brandon I'm gonna let you lead I'm not leading shit fish bring all we do in the gauntlet No, no, we don't have set up. Why don't like what do you mean by set up a cornhole board in the middle? I don't know Montana if he comes he comes hunting fishing Montana's a stay dancing

Yellow stock the show Montana what influencers been has he encountered that's been sassy we can get a good viral clip off this Let's clip farm them. What why did you do that? Clip farm and I never do that to just have him stand in the middle and hand if stand in the middle say dance for us But he already did that with Tommy Smokes. Can I just show Nikki Smokes and Kadek one more time? These two men are working. Can I tell you what these two want, what Kadek and Nikki Smokes want?

What? They want the Montana boy to take them under his wing for tonight for the smoke-out. They want to be, pick up the loose jeans. Because they want to get that level, yes. They're like those fish that attach to the shark. Ramora. And eat the crumbs. The bottom of the sea. I'd actually like Nikki Smokes Yes, they're like those fish that attach to the shark

The bottom of the drums I'd actually like Nikki smokes to take the Montana boy under his wing Really? Yeah, just to see cuz you know, he's probably okay. We're back in business Okay. No, we think it's Caleb right? He's got a KB ask him about his workout routine He might not have one. He might just be hot Hey Come on in, take a seat. Yeah, right there. You want Caleb, right? Yeah, I knew it Glad you can make it. How are we? Yeah, I'm over we would don't pay you would yeah

He keep a good eye on you though Does he still have it Somebody get that mic. Oh, yeah, there we go Nice perfect. What's up, man? Where'd y'all go last night? Oh shit? Where we go? Okay, well we'll get there in a minute there a jumbling last good night John boy. Yeah, good night John Boy and then Cajun one. Oh yeah. You said that. That's your spots.

First time in Chicago or you've been before? Second time. Oh nice. How do you like it? Dude honestly, I kind of, I love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good vibe here. The sky a little too small?

I don't know, it reminds me of New York a lot. Yeah. But it's similar. It's a little. Remind you of home? Not at all a lot. Yeah, it's similar. It's a mind you have home And you're from where in Montana oh sure I thought you started no it's okay I'm from Montana. Yeah, but I guess is where Helena Yeah, you're a capital guy right? Oh actually he is you are We're going like in the u.s.. Do you fancy yourself a capital's guy? I do how well do you know Montana?

Pretty yeah, very well. What's the state flower? that would be the bitter root. Oh my god. Oh my god. This guy's good. You are a Montana boy. God damn, I went hard first too. Where are you from? West Virginia.

Alright, what state are you from? The rhododendron. Wow, that's intense. Yeah, that's a little much. You would handle that. I don't know. Rhododendron. Wouldn't be too much for you.

So why are you in town for? We went to Good Night John Boy last night. For that. And what else were we doing? You didn't go to the smoke out? Well, it got canceled. Oh. Yeah.

So is there a scheduled, like, are you here for an event? Yeah, we actually threw out the pitch last night for the White Sox. Oh, sweet. Who's we? My partner in crime, Mark. Are you here for like an event? Yeah, we actually threw out the pitch last night for the White Sox Who's we my partner in crime mark, but he got a little late-night bug last night That's sick. You got to do hungover to come in Promise boys, it's 140. I know Montana boys not boy I know but I wasn't too bad. So, you know, I'm glad I could come but Was there a moment where you like it, it's too bad for me,

and I'm going to stay too? Because you don't look to be at 100% right now. Yeah, it crossed my mind. But I'm glad I'm here, honestly. Brandon, you want to compliment the fish? Well, I want to compliment the hat. I like the Braves hat. And then I want to talk about the fish.

We've been perusing your Instagram here. This is you with this giant fish. That is of course a spoon bill fish. I don't know what fish that is. What is that? It's paddlefish. It's paddlefish of course. Yes.

Big paddlefish. That's an- Yeah, that one was medium size. That's a medium size fish, not that big of a paddlefish. But guys like me and you have caught bigger paddlefish than that. Correct. Yeah.

Are you a fisher? Oh, of course. How you have caught bigger paddlefish than that. Correct. Yeah. Yes. Are you a fisher? Oh, of course. How do you catch a paddlefish? So you actually, you don't bait them at all. Uh huh. It's just kind of luck. You honestly, you just cast.

Uh huh. And then like yank it in. So like, you're just hoping that you catch one, like you snag it. It's called snagging. Oh, you're trying to just get it close to them. So you just throw your line. You do it by by sight you see one and then you throw it at him No, it's completely blind. You have no idea. How the fuck you catch a fish Battle fish so like go back to the picture. Oh sure sure sure

Okay, see how murky the water is very very murky you can't see anything right so you cast your line out you want to get as far to cross river you can sure and so you cast it and then you make the line tight and then you like yank on it okay and then you pull it back forward and then you reel it in and then yank again and then on one of those yanks you hope that you like catch it and it's like gut okay and then once you hook it then like you've caught the fish then you have to reel it that's a brutal way to catch a fish It's lassoing. Yeah, how long does it take bro? My first one I had Got to start somewhere

The facial expression is my favorite part though. Yeah, no, it's not You're not even supposed to be looking at that right this folks on the fish I could go welting the fact I'm waxing wearing a t-shirt says I love peeing outside So do I everybody does it's Montana like the best place to pee outside. There's gotta be so many spots It's to pee outside. Yeah. Oh, I mean honestly when I moved I was so used to being outside like in parking lots even where do you live now? Nashville okay, you can pee outside But it's just so much busy. Oh my god the lucky surveillance team

We gotta get higher def security cameras Are you an elk guy? Are you an elk guy? Uh, like, taste-wise? I guess hunting them. Yeah, it's cool. What about trumpeter swans? No. Me neither.

Swans are, I think, illegal to kill. But you guys have a lot, right? Swans? Dude, honestly, I wish Mark was here for this question, because he's a too big animal guy. You're not an animal guy? Not as much as Mark, no. You know, somebody got in trouble recently in New York or some city for stealing the park swan.

Hmm. There was like four of them. They rent and went and kidnapped a swan and got in a getaway car and they rode off. They got in bad trouble because you can't you can't kidnap a swan. I think it was RFK. And that was my swan story for the. I was gonna want you in here. Yeah Hmm the shame I wasn't singing Shows a young man running Charles Memorial Park in Howard Beach, Queens

No and they ran out. Did they get the swan back? No, they didn't get the swan to spear. The swan's dead. Yeah, the swan's far dead. That's a big swan. She has to hook it like that. Well, maybe the swan wronged him. Sun-baked. Well, the swan was white. Yeah.

I just threw race relations into a swan's door. Yeah, you did. Didn't you have like a Montana race fact? I did, but I don't know that he'd be interested in my Montana race fact. Let's hear it. Well, I come from, I'm from Mississippi. And my hometown... Oh, damn. Got him.

You're a quick learner. Why out of all of us did you decide to zero in on me there? Perfect choice. I was the one talking? Perfect choice. The jerk reaction. The Mississippi. Yeah, well I mean Mississippi and Montana.

I mean we're cousins. You guys are cousin something. Oh. No I'm just kidding. No you're not just kidding. You've done it two in a row. I don't in fact that much Kyle. We'll just say another fact another day. There is more

I actually know though. Yeah, I come from a small town in Mississippi. Okay, there are 10,000 people in my hometown. Yeah There are more black people in my hometown than in the entire state of Montana Now what do you have to say for yourself? I'm not surprised. Okay. All right fair enough Isn't that where the other Brandon Walker's from? Okay, all right fair enough rise isn't that where the other Brandon Walker's from? Brandon I played at Montana State at Montana State in Montana State from Texas. You're a Montana Tech Boy Yeah, so I played in Montana State first and then Montana. Do you hate Montana State now or whatever? No, I Know I don't okay. I got let go for good reason Montana State and Montana are the rivals, right? Monte yes, you're gonna want to want to stay yes which one's the Grizzlies Montana, okay?

Who's Montana who's who's your rival? we had a Carol College, okay fighting Saints and Western the Western Bulldogs Montana Western I like Montana Western yeah, yeah, what do you know about them the Bulldogs? It's what I know he's not letting you get by with any. No, he's on my ass. That's fine Besides the peon restrictions. How you like in Nashville? Uh, I love Nashville. Honestly. Yeah, it's It's a lot of fun, but it's like it's almost too much fun. Yeah, what's your uh? What's your like day to day? Um Honestly, I haven't spent more than two nights in Nashville since like May I've been all over I've been traveling recently

But like when I'm there I wake up Usually get a coffee in me Usually hit the gym after that and then try to stay busy or act like I'm busy on my computer for like couple hours and then preach wait Act for who for myself? Okay? Just so I feel like I'm doing a psychological trick yeah, even if I'm not doing shit I work here are you yeah? Yeah, you're do more. Are you currently pursuing anything new? Oh, yeah, we yes. I. What's that? Um, well right now we're kind of transitioning from tik-tok

Which is short form content, right? We're transitioning into long form content on YouTube Okay, like vlog style or vlog style. Yeah. Yes, and it's It's kind of tricky. Honestly. Mm-hmm. It's not it's a hard game. Yes Keep at it. And then also I've done a couple DJ gigs And that was a blast and is that a lot of is that I met Dante so I've been on his school through Janelle Okay, yes Yeah They're they're longtime friends. I believe oh yeah, we know

Stand and talk a lot. Yeah, they have a lot to catch up on in the middle of the room. Middle of the gym. Yeah, had an entire conversation right here, right in front of us. Oh, is this tonight? Let's see here. That was last night.

There you go. It's literally right there in front of us. 40-year-old mother of two. We are slightly different. That's OK. How was the first pitch? Mark threw it and I would say so this was the this is the trick you both didn't get to throw one I asked You asked you but they said no well. I I want to throw it with them. We could do it together

At the same time I so I coached him up on it yeah there it is Right there. Yeah, I kind of just wanted to cut him up a little bit on it Tough on yeah, yeah, it's sick. It's a Jersey. Oh continue. What was the hard part? While saying if it was cloud coverage and throw a curve And it was cloudy, but he kind of backed out of the curve But he threw probably a 52 mile an hour fast. I have a dumb question I have the same question, and I feel like I know ball Why does cloud cover help with throwing a curve? That was just our little like side, but I thought it was like thicker air. Oh, I see okay if there's cloud cover. Yeah, okay. I got it

I was thinking of like the albedo right yeah Yeah, no That was just kind of like if it was cloudy curveball just to like make it kind of spicy for oh I was thinking maybe it helps the rotations per minute or so. I didn't know what we were talking about No, I don't know ball at all. I in confidence said that makes sense Danny's a virgin It's not yes, and that's fine. Hey, that's not true. Yeah, I respect it honestly Are you I bet you wish you were fucking Self-control, it's good. Thank you. No, it's not no no no no did you dance last night? I tried what does that mean?

I'm not much of a good dancer. Huh, but when you're out. What's your mood fucking you do shots or what? We did a lot of shots last night. Yeah a lot of tequila is. Is it hard to go out, or girls are like, do the thing. And you're like, ugh. What thing are you talking about? OK. Yeah, what? You know, the dancing with the hat. Maybe I have this.

Maybe I have my own daydream version of the Montaigne. We didn't. You guys would dance, right? I mean, as Dave Portnoy called it, we'd wiggle our dicks. Yeah. Do you get pressured to wiggle d. That's what I'm asking. Yeah, yeah a little bit. Yeah, yeah, you just go with it or are you like not tonight ladies? Yeah, maybe next time. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know

Hell yeah, try to be nice to everybody. Yeah, totally. Yeah, as long as you try Mm-hmm. Yeah, are we having them do the gauntlet? Do you know what the gauntlet is? I don't think we are No, we're not. I don't think we are. All right, we have a gauntlet? Do you know what the gauntlet is? I don't think we are All right, we have a gauntlet. All right, it's not possible. You do a cornhole you do soccer you do a baseball Okay, you do it times. Do you want to do it? Absolutely. I have to okay. Jay. Let's go set it up. The best time is a minute 30 Set by big cat Where's big cat at? Tahoe Lake Tahoe. Yeah with Trevor Lawrence we just had Trevor Lawrence on

can't blame oh you really? Yeah he was fucking hilarious but yeah so it's cornhole soccer baseball home run you throw it up hit it over the gate up here football three pointer three pointer ten questions of trivia in here swear yeah oh let's go okay I love trivia yeah yeah like yeah just ten total questions what's like the base what's uh anything what the base for what it's like question the one so like you have to get ten total there's probably 50 on the screen like one of them's like eight planets, and that'll count as eight name a planet

Oh, there's like all categories are up at once and you can pick and choose what you want to answer in any order you want So it's like you might hit the jackpot and get what's your let's go. What's your weakest skill set I? See that's so awesome you get to pause My weakest what I'm I see that's so awesome you get to pause As I would be rat-nacking like an auctioneer My weakest what I'm Not Russian pussy. Yeah, I guess lasting long Whatever the opposite of Danny is Danny's a virgin. He's one of our

Can we have Dante stand on the court the whole time in the same place while he's doing the gauntlet Dante He probably will without us asking don't chat. Are you taking this guy into your wing? Holding You promised us boys with a Z. Did you tell him what happened to your boy? Yeah, he got a little late night bug. Is this your doing? No, absolutely not. He's smirking like you know exactly what happened.

You're smirking. What happened to him? Absolutely not. I went to bed early last night. I left early. They didn't close the place down, but they went to another bar after you guys had a night We did we did and yeah a little hungover, but you should get an IV Where do we get IVs? Dante will know where it set you up Dude, you're talking to the guy that faints when he gets his blood drawn. I hate needles don't talk to IVs

Don't talk to me about IVs. Are you tattooless? Oh, yeah, I guess you had Dude I faint when I get my blood drawn now in my old age. How'd you get your vaccinations? Yeah, Dante Promise you were boosted. Do you have the cattle brand? You do how is that Brandon? I did yeah, where why on my shoulder? Okay, oh, I guess you have the like a Roman slave ramps. Was it like worth it like a Roman slave like a cow Speak up a little Dante What's the brand of so yeah, can we see it? Screaming! No, I want to see it.

Like a slave! I want to see the brand. What are you operating on? I'm deaf, guys, I'm deaf. I'm deaf in Italian, I talk loud. What? Dude, a deaf Italian hand movement would be crazy. Dude, their sign language is crazy.

Those hands would be moving like crazy. What's the brand of so my family ranch is called the running w cattle company That's that's actually pretty sick, and I got it like to w so like our brand on our cattle is a cw And so I just got the same w that's very yellow stone. So it's just like the show Yellowstone. It's very yellow I did it first though, but yes, how bad did it actually hurt? I was so drunk. Yeah, okay that then you can't leave the ranch though. That's what the show said Different times just they're gonna come find you I know some 75 year old guys gonna show up to Nashville Just grab take you to the train station. Oh there it is there it is Damn, look at that body That's pretty bad. I'm not gonna lie that the thing about burns though is they hurt for days mine, too I swear to God mine took that's a fun burn fact

Not only hurt for a little days Shit lingers. Yeah, it's been one day. Why is it? Fuck it took eight months to heal. Oh my burns still kind of hurt. What the fuck eight months to heal Yeah, so was it categorized as like a third-degree burn or I? Would the hospital and put ointment on it or anything well one of my mom found out she freaked out and immediately got Neosporin Gauze everything and like try to make it better But one morning I rolled I was sleeping on my shoulder And I rolled over and the whole corner my sheet ripped off and stuck to my arm

And I like pulled the sheet off and the whole scab was like in my sheet It was and then with football and everything, it like, it took eight months, it just kept breaking open. Was the coach pissed that you did that? My high school, so I did this my senior year, and my high school coach saw it and just kind of, blah, blah. I bet he's probably used to seeing shit like that.

Yeah, he's probably got one. It's probably not that crazy for a Montana football coach to see. Yeah, I don't think it was too crazy, but he didn't care. Yeah. Oh yeah. You ready to go? Are you ready to gauntlet? don't think it's too crazy, but you didn't care. Yeah Yeah, all right you ready to go let's run any yeah, all right so Brandon will guide you through it. Yeah Cornhole soccer baseball football through the body armor hole three-pointer three-pointer in here for trivia. This is my kind of thing. Let's go

Let's go. I think you're gonna smash this 130 and once you kick the soccer balls, after you kick the first three, you can kick them from anywhere, so you can get up right up next to the goalie if you have to. And Wyatt, our intern, is trying a front tuck today for the first time.

Oh! Yes. Okay. Thanks, Wyatt. Wait, what do you mean a front tuck? He's got the, he has the front of his pants tucked in. Oh, I thought it was a good gymnastics. But not the rest, right?

That's not the rest. It's called a French tuck. That's a French tuck. Yeah, yeah. I thought we were talking about a different kind of tuck, given the latest macron use. Our intern's tucking his penis today for the first time. By the way. That's what I thought you were talking about.

I'm proud of him. Oh, Dante, the Epstein jail cell footage footage is out and now you sound crazy for thinking it was conspiracy nothing happened There's a minute we only have missing they only have three minutes left in the show. Yeah, oh You're right. Yeah, so I guess we can stop worrying about that right man Case closed I said by by day to a beach house is going to be newspapers all over walls like the movie a beautiful my no one's even want to

party their minds are to be overtaken by Dante's conspiracies uh you're not allowed to touch him when it before it starts thank God you told that's fucked up man oh it's like a strip club all right TJ with trivia yes sir all right you ready I'm gonna count you down That's fucked up, man. Oh. It's like a strip club. All right, TJ, we have the trivia. Yes, sir. All right, you ready? I'm gonna count you down.

Ready? Three, two, one, go. Here we go. Right there. Oh man. There it is. There we go. Thokker.

Oh, hell yeah. Oh, boy. Bad day to tuck. Bad day to tuck. Uh-oh. Up, up. Oh. How do you see these boys DJing future go do you see the vision oh yeah, yeah, I could teach

Holy shit if he really is good at trivia There he's there Brandon needed ice cream cone. Yeah, Brandon does have an ice cream cone. He did know the state flower. Oh, I thought he did. This guy might be a trivia guy. He won you over that with that, didn't he? I couldn't believe... Yeah, I mean, I guess I could believe he knows it, but... Uh-oh.

What is it? The ranch is in trouble. Yep, trivia! Okay, trivia! Trivia! Get in! Roots. Okay. Any order, any you know. Ten most valuable American sports teams

Mike Let's go nine oh No, no, you just have to just know as many as you can nine Yeah, trees of most islands oh Primary colors red blue yellow the primary colors red blue yellow okay it's three

ten most valuable sports teams in america Dallas Cowboys, New Orleans Patriots Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls how many is that? four Patriots Celtics pieces on a chessboard, what are they named?

pawn king, queen, bishop Celtics pieces on a chessboard. What are they named names on pawn? King Queen Bishop rook and You got it time 159 No, no don't say that's first pay That's that's really good really good. Let's go. That's excellent. What where'd you lose the shoe at when I kicked the sock? Oh fucks early on yeah? I kind of took the I took it off. I didn't want to risk the That well yeah, see where you stand yeah

Great job. Thank you. Yeah, you almost killed the intern How was the Dante how's the vibe a good night? John boy with them there last night? It was great I mean the weather sucked I feel so bad for everyone at the festival Yeah, it's our boy Bailey Zimmerman almost got rained out the court they made everyone evacuate and then come back and he still played and then You know a lot of people went home and called it a night, but I mean so many chicks you guys That right. Yeah, you guys you guys have no problem in the girl department. I will say I was I was surprised. I thought you were I was gonna be all dudes

We're gonna come with us. Let's see where you're at 20th 20th all-time Out of out of well over a hundred 250 to 20. That's that's top fifth sixth That's top Fifth sixth person right below Nick Tarany. I got big cat though big cats first though, too He's running a few times. Oh somebody like pretty notable Notably it would be notable above him Brandy Wilson beat Brandon Walker Let's go John summit was the top musician on some it's still top music. Oh, did he beat John summit? Yep. Yeah, you beat John summit

There we go top Top DJ top DJ now yeah, I can't hold it. I can't claim DJ, but you will be about to you will be I'm a better DJ than John summit. I'm gonna train you so I What do they call that? Use oh, I what do they call that? By being like next to him so no no by no no like transitive property right yeah, yeah, yeah by the rub off on him Yeah, by transit. You know like it. Yeah, like if you beat the Yankees and the Yankees beat We get what you're saying for sure. We're about to have an all-time crossover happen right here. Oh, yeah I was nervous about about and who is John summit

But I agree that I do think Don't say the dawn. Yeah, yeah Tom like I'm gonna turn you into a superpower. Let's go come in. Yes. Who is this guy come here? Come take see Donnie take a seat introduce us today on the act right in the middle Hello, I like your hat is Is this a yakagami? It might be are you Panama Jack Oh, yeah, I can never complain about women having too many pairs of shoes when I've got an equivalent number of how many pairs of hats you have

About 12 or 13. That's okay. Yeah, it's a good amount of head. Yeah, are you a daily hat wear? Yes? Okay, here. Can you pull the mic closer, please? Yeah, I'm okay without the headphones Donnie yeah, so this is prime mutton. He is a Guinness beer reviewer travels around the world reviewing He is a Guinness beer reviewer, travels around the world reviewing Guinnesses. He also does some food reviews and he's from Manchester, UK. He's built up quite a following on Instagram. And his tagline when he has a really good pint of Guinness is, that's an absolute creamer. Love that.

Absolute creamer. And so did you go to the Guinness brewery here in Chicago? I did. I was contacted them rather late so I didn't invite my followers to come along and did it secretly but they had a great pint and I actually did a little video and called it an absolute creamer. They serve a better pint than the storehouse in Dublin. No way! That's high praise. Some of it is because the Dublin storehouse

actually serves a pretty mucky pint, but the storehouse is really good, they've got it spot on. In fact, it was, in my opinion, the fourth best, or no, the third best I'd had on my American tour. Sure, I haven't been everywhere, but I've been to a lot of the important cities and the big hitting pubs. Where have you been? And what was number one in America? Number one was J.J. Foley's South End Boston. Again, another pub that got to me just in the nick of time.

I didn't invite my followers. I said, I've got to do this quickly. I've got three other venues and it means I'm reviewing eight pints in the day, which is pretty tough going. I mean, not slurring for the final pint is a bit of an art form. Yeah The other one was the Druid in Cambridge Just north of Boston. Okay Dante. Are you familiar with any of these places? No, I've I Know where JJ's is I've never walked foot in there. But uh, is JJ Foley's a cop bar

Everything in South Boston. Yeah. Yeah, but hey, what did you think of South Boston? Did it remind you of Ireland? That the whole area did a little bit. Yeah. Did the North Bronx and is it Woodlawn area in New York? I used to live there. Yeah. Yeah. For many years. I think they call it Little Island. Yes, they do. The lines in the street are little Irish flags. Yeah, yeah.

Is this your first time in Chicago? No, I'd been here twice before to play bridge tournament. Okay. At the Hilton, and I remember there was a very poor quality Irish pub attached to the Hilton. Yes. Yeah, and downstairs. That's probably ruined my chances of an actual

Hilton. Kideo Shays. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. downstairs that's probably ruined my chances of an actual video shit video shades. Yeah Terrible It is a terrible I talk about absolute creamers. That was an absolute shocker that well But we are going back myself Don and uncle chaps to a big meetup tonight at 7 at the Open Gate Brewery. So, and if you want to come along, you're welcome. Where's that, Donnie?

It's close to the office. It's in the West Loop. You know that like new Guinness place they opened up? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, Kyle, you've been there and you had a complaint. Yeah, the door's too heavy. Don't get dejected. You're gonna have a couple runs at it. Okay, I'm sure there'll be somebody there willing to. Yeah, help you out. Yeah. So

when did you start gaining traction on the internet for your videos? My YouTube really got going and I only really started it during the lockdowns because I got a bit bored of sitting around at home. I got a bit bored of sitting around at home I got a bit bored of watching people who looked good but didn't actually know what they were talking about. Oh! Oh! I'm talking in particular about, and I was talking to Don about this, you know, people

who were trying to say that, you know, orange beef or sweet and sour pork is the height of authentic Chinese food, which obviously it isn't. I don't want to stop people eating it, but it's not that authentic. And similarly for Guinness, people just going to the Temple Bar in Dublin and not exploring A. everything in Dublin and B. what a beautiful west coast they have there. So I thought I can tell a story. I just need to learn how to video. Spent thousands on mics because I didn't know what to get and eventually it all came together.

Two viral videos. One away at Real Madrid for YouTube, because I do football or soccer videos, and one at the Gravediggers. And I remember going there mainly for a YouTube video. I thought, I'll just do a quick Instagram thing and hold my camera out. I even held it horizontally instead of vertically,

because I forgot I was doing Instagram. It so crowded I got it out quickly and my pint hadn't even settled I thought well I'll post it because I was there to actually go to a Man City game because the flight from Dublin was the only cheap one as opposed to Manchester or London and I posted it and I was on like 900 followers, and my phone started buzzing almost permanently, and I hope it doesn't do so now. And I woke up thinking, I think I've probably cracked 1,000.

I woke up, it was over 10,000, and then a month later, 75,000, because of a few famous pubs I went to in Ireland. People obviously like watching a middle-aged gent in famous pubs drinking Guinness. I got a question. How's a Manchester guy and a Man City guy missing Oasis in Manchester this weekend? I don't go to many concerts at all. I don't watch many movies. In fact, I went, I think at one stage, I had 21 years between visits to the cinema. You went 21 years? You're just a beer guy. What were the two movies that you were like, I gotta go see this. Okay, I remember them quite clearly.

There's only two. I think it was like 1991. I watched clockwise with John Cleese because I'm a big Monty Python fan. And for me, he's the king of comedy. Yeah. And then I was taken by a friend to see, I think it was Michael Moore's film about...

Fahrenheit? Sicko, Sicko, I thought it was. Something about the healthcare system. Yeah, yeah. And those were the two. It's just some girl I knew in Manchester said, oh, let's go to this arty cinema. So I went to watch two films.

I watched that. And then I watched something from Australia called Samson and Delilah. Bit of a sad one, that one. I don't know if any of you've seen it. I haven't seen it. It's about some Aboriginals who move from their traditional home somewhere in the middle of Australia to a big city. I think it might have been Adelaide or something like that.

And they just couldn't fit in, became addicted to sniffing solvents and stuff like that and then eventually moved back and had a happier life. So yeah, he has met Noel and Liam's dad though. Oh yes. Yeah. No way. Hold on. How? He runs poker tournaments. Well, I don't run them, but we both played at the same table and the late night drinking horts in Manchester, you can usually find them there, but he's not actually on great terms with his sons. Oh yeah, they hate him. Yeah.

Wow. It's such tea. And I've only been to one musical concert ever, something to brighten up everybody's day, it was Leonard Cohen. Ah, you're Cohen. Not too bad. Get into that. He sings the like, hallelujah. Yeah, but a lot of his songs are a little bit, shall we say, melancholy.

You gotta get him to the Windy City Smokeout tonight. Get him in some country. Change that out for a cowboy hat. Link up with Montana Boys. Let's do it. DJ set. What a collab. Think some creamers.

You could host. Yeah. Dante to your right is a bar owner. Dante, are you self-conscious if you have creamers or not? I do not even pretend to think I'm worthy enough to sell Guinness in my establishment. Okay. I feel like if you serve Guinness you have to pass a test. You can't just like order it and plug it up to your taps. Yeah. Yeah. Correct?

Yes, it's a very, very complex beer, very delicate beer, the most variable beer you could imagine, and it's why actually I can go around reviewing it, because some places get it right, the majority of places get it very, very wrong. What do the, like the lines have to be a certain temperature? Yeah, short, the cooling system has to be close to the tap and the keg can't be sitting in sunlight. Some people put their kegs in air conditioned cellars as well and you need basically the Guinness stuff to be completely separate from everything else. So can you sniff out a place that does all that correctly and does not do that correctly in terms of the taste?

Yeah, when I go into a pub, I can't tell sometimes but it's I mean it's Sometimes you can tell a bad point by looking at it. I mean when the heads like that big Sometimes if it looks good, it doesn't always taste good, though, so you have to actually taste it. And always a very good clue if you see, particularly in Ireland, a lot of silver-haired gents in the afternoon drinking somewhere, it's a good point. There we go. That's a nice rule of thumb. That's a good tip. If you go to a place and they don't have Guinness or they ran out, which we had a very... we had a shortage here worldwide, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's your backup? First to tell them to put the Dubliners a pub with no beer on the jukebox, and then after that, I like a Pale Ale. Okay. I like a lot of the American Pale Ales, but I prefer cask delivered if it's possible. I was lucky enough to go to one place in Atlanta that does do that. I think there's somewhere here in Chicago. In fact, somebody messaged me about it, and I might go on my day off on Sunday and give that a try.

I actually had Sierra Nevada on cask, and it was beautiful. I like it from the bottles, but I mean this was even better from the keg. How did you get your name? Well, I like, shall we say, talking in an exaggerated and silly manner, so I thought well my screen name has to be a bit of an oxymoron really and obviously mutton can't be prime

So the knowledge of my I didn't know that Can't be prime Cuz it's all cheap All right, so the prime is my knowledge up there and the mutton is down beautiful wonderful perfect Well, thank you so much. It was awesome meeting you Donnie. Thank you for bringing me in. Yeah, for sure. You guys have filmed a video or filming a video?

Yeah, we're doing the meet-and-greet tonight where we'll probably document that a bit. Unbelievable. I can't wait. And is he on the drop a pin pod? Yes. He'll be on drop a pin in a couple weeks. Hell yeah. Great meeting you. I know thank you for having me. Yeah, of course. Enjoy Chicago. Yeah You can have prime lamb though, right? Yes. Yes, okay Not so much Cool Caleb thank you so much. I'm gonna wrap up. That was fun Dante. Thank you bring it in your boy. Thank you guys. Yeah Thank you. Let's spin the wheel and

It's a weekend. Everybody sink some creamers with the boys. Yeah, wherever you are and Bader Totally yakagami And we're dry Before we go let's talk about Netflix Before we go, let's talk about Netflix. Wait, have we read this? We did. I met Serano. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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