The Yak - Friday Vibes - December 2020 Edition

Episode Date: December 24, 2020

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, this is the best of the Yak Friday vibes. Enjoy this. Enjoy the holidays. We love you all. So if this is you're listening to your first Friday vibes, it's pretty simple. It's a vibe and a song. And we basically get a contact tie through memories and music. And alcohol and marijuana.

And alcohol and marijuana. A contact tie. I got a good one to start with. I don't know how you see the show going. No, dude. The show is loose and is wherever it will take us. Can I start it with just a side note? Yeah.

Yeah. What's up, man? Glennie Balls stole the day, I think. Why? Unbelievable. It was a trivia question, and it was presidents, the category. The answer was James A. Garfield. He needed a hint.

We said, loves lasagna, hates Mondays. Didn't know it. We said, loves lasagna, and he said. He said, we haven't had any Italian presidents. I love it. That guy's special. Wow. That's beautiful. He's a special person. He didn't know

Garfield the cat. The orange cat. He's a Heathcliff guy. I would have bet that he didn't know that. That seems like a cultural blind spot for Glennon Falls. I'm not surprised. would have bet that he didn't know that that seems like a cultural blind spot for a glennish balls i'm i'm not surprised especially the best part is like he balls didn't know garfield the cat well he also like you hear what i'm saying he kind of is garfield the cat that's true yeah he is kind of

you know maybe swap out lasagna for that he gets gets the same sandwich every Saturday no matter what. It's that. Seems like you probably swap out lasagna for lasagna, though. Yeah. I'm sure he loves lasagna. Although, Glennie's kind of a picky eater, low-key. There's no Italian. Low-key.

He'd be like, ah, there's too much oregano. Did we ever even get close to having an Italian? I don't know. We had a fucking Irish. Oh, that didn't go so well. Yeah.

I tell president. Anyone even run? Did any, I don't think any president's names began with D. D? D?

Presidents that begin with D. Dwight Eisenhower, my boy. Last name. I'm sorry. Is there any president whose name ended with a vowel? Obama. Obama was Italian.

Obama was Italian. Yes. Kennedy. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes Italian. Sometimes Kennedy. Owen, are you about to fix the cameras or fix some eggnog drinks for us?

I just had them go on a little high noon run. High noon eggnog. Oh, yeah. I put some peach in the fridge. Wait, what is up? Glennie drank them. Is that alcoholic? Seriously?

Yeah. No, we have run them. You just went in the fridge and got them? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he drank them last show. Legends. Glennie has ruined Friday vibes. Yeah.

He's hijacked by Friday vibes. In more ways than one. In every way possible. Glennie's wearing a fucking hot pink fucking bathing suit and a Hawaiian today. He is the least Decembered outfit I've ever seen in my life. He is Friday vibes. This show is just a Glennie appreciation. Glennie and Frank the Tank as well.

Dude, Frank. The creator of. I never. I wouldn't have bet that Frank going full time and being in the office every day would like up his legend and also my appreciation of him. But it has. But here we are. He's just a good dude. Great dude. Always has a fucking anecdote.

But he's not like. He's a vibe. Well, he used to come in once every two months, and it was like, you could tell that was, Frank would like pump himself up. Like, all right, got to get all my songs off. You're probably playing songs. Got to get all my jokes off. He wrote. But now he's here every day, so you just get Frank.

That's right. You just get regular Frank. He's chilling. His arms, he was lounging. I've never seen him lounge with his arms behind his head. He's sneaky, the most flexible person in the office. He's the most limber dude that we have. And also inflexible.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. In a position-wise. No, in a figurative way, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He won't eat ketchup. Staunch. Right.

Staunch in his views. He told me the other day that, I'm sorry, Nick, what is that? We were told to bring something under $40 from our hotel. Fuck! You're the one guy who needed to bring something. Is that a brick of cocaine? I wasn't even here and I brought a gift. Well, I thought there was supposed to be a reminder text message.

In my defense, because this sucks because I actually have a TV that I'm not using anymore and I was going to wrap it up and bring it in. I'm very upset at myself. Oh my God, I would have taken that. Let's do it on Tuesday. Let's do GIFs on Tuesday. GIFs on Tuesday. And then I'll bring the TV in, but pretend I didn't say that. Yeah, yeah.

What's yours, Brandon? My excuse is that I left here at like 1 and I got back here at 6. So I feel like I slept here. What were you doing this morning? I was doing pro football talk. So I didn't sleep and I... Fuck.

Tuesday, we're doing Yankee swap gifts. That'll be a whole other show. That's okay, dude. A whole other show. That's actually better. At least you have some peach high noon coming. Bring your electric bike. Yes.

For me, yeah. $2,000 gift. Under 40. Maybe I'll bring a gift for everyone Under 40 or over 1,000 That was the rule But hold on, KB If I bring the electric bike

There's a chance that you might lose it in the Yankees I know, and that would be devastating Right Because these guys, they don't electric bike Brandon would get that thing I would electric bike What a great redemption art that would be If I got the bike

No peach Lenny drank all the bike. No peach. Let me drink all the peach. I think grapefruit. We got peach in pod room two. Not cold, though. Not cold. That's okay. Just grab it.

I'll go a little more. You'll muscle it down? Get some ice? Are they good on ice? If Dana didn't drink it all, Dana might have drank it all. A lot of people have been drinking today. What is the, how do you mix eggnog? Rum and eggnog.

You're looking at the wrong guy. I think I brought some cinnamon as well. Yeah, it's rum, eggnog, and baby's puke. Are you going to have some nog with me, KB? Yeah. Yes, bro. The nog boys. What's in eggnog?

Motherfucker. I don't know. I think it's the kind of thing that you don't want to know how the sausage is made. The more you find out about eggnog, the less appealing it is. Can you pour me up one as well, Kyle? Same as you. I find myself craving Kyle's approval more than anyone else is on this show. I agree.

He's a hard guy to please. He's hard to please, and I think that drives up me wanting to be approved by him. Yeah. KB, can you make me one too? We need to steal Colby. Yeah. I mean, Hank just kind of runs this place. Last night, before the Thursday night football game,

we were in the kitchen eating dinner and just kind of yacking it up. Just the boys. And KB walked in, and he's just like, the ratio's all off, and just left. Yeah. It was like seven dudes. What is that guy? What is a ratio ever? Is there ever a better ratio than that?

Guy like me? Guy like you. This fucking whole scene is just whack, dude. You like one girl being there? You're a showman. One girl. That was a weak pour, Kyle. That was a weak pour.

All right. Should we do it? Should we get into it? Enough of the pleasantries. I think we should get into it. Caleb, you got us one. I think I have one that we're going to start with. Let's go.

Can you say something like five more seconds? I got you. I got you. Caleb just was having some of these crackers. Owen brought us crackers, some salami, some pepperoni, olives, four different types of cheese. We have some random bagels. And then there's his famous apple caramel cream cheese dip.

It looks really nice. And KB has refused to make me a drink. He just flatly refused. You got this. Just take it. Brandon's like a chipmunk with crackers in his mouth. Are you guys ready? Wait, Brandon, say something real quick.

Say something real quick. Don't try. What? Oh, no. Okay, go something real quick. Yeah, say something real quick. Don't try. What? Oh, no. Okay, go ahead, Caleb. Okay, so I don't know. I have a notoriously bad memory, so I can't remember if this has been used before.

Also, this is... Oh, thank you, Caleb, for actually saying that because I wanted to throw a disclaimer out there. We've done so many Friday Vibes now at this point. I think it's two years. I think it's been like, I don't know, we've probably done about seven or eight. I even said to Nick, I was like, is this your first vibes? He's like, this is my third. So my memory shot, if we repeat any songs, everyone just be cool. It's a new vibe.

It's a new vibe. Exactly. But I was just trying to think about where we're at right now in history, where we're at as a unit on the Yak, where we're going. And I was like, all right, today's an important day for us, I think. And we had to build it on a strong foundation of remembering where we're from and remembering what we're all about. Double quarter pounder, 10 piece chicken nugget, a McChicken and a Big Mac. Yeah, that's not the cycle. In one sitting. You didn't filet. You didn't filet a fish. Yeah, you didn't filet a fish. No, no, no, no. No, no, that's not the cycle. In one sitting. You didn't fillet. You didn't fillet a fish. Yeah, you didn't fillet a fish.

No, no, no, no. No, no, that's a good outing. I love you, brother. To death. But that's not the cycle. That is the cycle. That's like the cycle with like four RBIs. That's a complete game.

No, no, no. I fucked up five for five with two home runs. I fucked up having a quarter pounder and a double quarter pounder. Yeah, that's gross. He had two triples. He didn't hit the home run. Two triples. A lot of RBIs. Everyone was like, oh my God, He hit two triples. He didn't hit the home run.

A lot of RBIs. Everyone was like, oh, my God, Trudy Cutter. Man, two triples is more impressive. Yeah, for sure. I love that. Two triples is double in a single? I'm not kidding. I did that.

That's very impressive. Ate it all? In one sitting. Holy shit. Dude, you could die if you puke. Intestinally. Bad, man. Yeah. It was bad. It clogged me up

Remember the McGangbang I do Yes I threw an order of that I don't remember the McGangbang It was a Double cheeseburger And a McChicken

Two Like a big No a Big Mac A Big Mac with McChicken Something like that Split a McDouble So I guess I don't remember it No I don't either

Yeah By the way if you call in We'll take some calls But you have to say what song you want so they can get it queued up. Yeah. Tell it to the call screener. Tell it to the call screener. Tell it to the call screener. Yeah.

Who wants to go next? I can go. All right. Because have you guys noticed I've been pretty chipper lately? Yeah, you have. That's because I'm in love, boys. I met a woman. What?

We're madly in love with each other, but there's a few questions. One, I don't really have much. I don't have a car. I sure as hell don't have money, so I can't spend it on her. And I've been too afraid. This is my first song, Steve. I've been too afraid to take my mask off, so she doesn't know what I look like. I know what it is.

Why does this girl like me? I don't know why. And so this is just a vibe I have for the first song. It happened with Roan. He stole Steal My Sunshine. He stole Len. No, he didn't. You had Len bias.

Who is it? One of them is Roan. Roan, your sixth song. It's somebody, it's Owen's fourth song. Whoa. Let's do it. Owen texted me before, and this is his biggest fear. Let's do it.

Double team it, boys. Let's do it. Should we have a vibe off? One goes first, the other one goes next. No, no, yeah, so. Two of your other songs. Two of your other songs you go head to head. No, I don't even stand by this song, really.

I like this song. Oh, you just crushed Owen's dreams. It was kind of my... It's my worst song. It's my worst song. It doesn't even mean anything to me. It's my worst song. It's my worst sport.

The song is crack, but I didn't really have the vibe encapsulated. I didn't really sit on a vibe. So it was like I wanted to have it in rotation in case I could play off of someone. If you notice on my list, I had a five, and then there was a space. I had three bench players that I wanted to... You had a four? Yeah.

Do you want to do it? Owen, give it a shot. It was four out of five for Owen. Give it a shot, Owen. Let's go. Let's get it, Owen. Let's get it, Owen. Give it a shot.

Pop it up. Rob the rotor. Let's see. Wait, wait. You've got to let him set it up, Steve. Sorry, sorry. No, that's not the song. And it was not.

That's one of Brandon's songs Set it up I don't think I'm gonna be good at this You one headlighted us We like you for you Listen Owen even if it sucks We'll vibe out to it It won't It won't suck

0% chance Owen your fourth song. Yep. You're in a podcast room, radio studio. Yep. With your six best friends. Just eating some food. Good food, Friday.

High energy. And then you just found out that one of your boys also picked this song. But six. You just want Stephen to play it. And uh, yep. That was good.

Rainbow Kid surprised not to go into Spotify Unwrapped, but they were my number two. Really? And that was just, yeah. Wow.

Because they had a couple very big songs this year. Brandon's calling up for two. Yep. I'm calling two outs. I have an announcement first. Nick. Having another child. Let's go.

Make me an eggnog. Let's go. Yeah. All right. So every single day, you know, I come in here, I get on the train. I always, most days I'm in a good mood. But good mood, what did I say? Good mood, good day?

I always have to work on my mood. Some days I have to work on my mood, so I need a nice sing-along song in my head so on the train I can shake. It's not an up-tempo vibe. It's just one that makes me feel good, one that I always sing along in the car. It's kind of got a little – it's enough depressing and it's enough happy that everything sounds good. Plus, it's just one of the most fun songs to sing in my head.

There's no high better than your first win after a long ass slump of losses professionally mentally romantically yeah when it when you you finally get that w and you can that serotonin floods your brain and you know, like, yeah, I can feel it coming. Yes. I'm back. Yes. And this is huge. Maybe you had a child.

That's what did it. Maybe your enemy died. Your enemy died. Maybe you had a viral video. Maybe you had a viral enemy. Whatever it is, when the first W happens and you're on the onset of your hot streak. This is my anthem. God damn.

Good vibe. Roan? Great vibe. All right, we're going to do the first one on my list, please. This one doesn't have the massive positivity of some of the other ones. At least the scenario doesn't because we're a couple years in the future now in this vibe, and coronavirus persists in this world. It lingers after us.

Is this pre-vax? Can I kill a baby in this one? The vax didn't work. KB has killed several babies. Every five years, you end up killing a baby. Because we live in a world without consequence, for the most part. Everything has descended into squalor.

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In fact, we're celebrating the fact that we've been the ones through all of this that have been able to stay alive, that it hasn't affected us even after all these years as the world has crumbled around us. And it turns into this kind of saucy bacchanal of the people who are just immune, the people who are going to live forever. And you pour yourself a little bit of a cocktail and you come around the corner of the backyard of the pool party you're throwing with the only living people and this song's playing in the backyard. Sometimes a good vibe is better than fucking. But when I am fucking, I like to last longer. playing in the backyard. Sometimes a good vibe is better than fucking. But when I am fucking, I like to last longer. And most guys have tried different ways to last longer. Maybe you think about Brandon's milk throat. But that doesn't always work.

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That's GetRoman.com slash yak. Chicago's such a fucking great town to drink in. Going bar to bar and having the cold air be its own, like, drug where you're like, whew, I got my life back in me. Then go to the bar like, all right, let's drink some more. But every bar you're going into has so much fucking character too there's just like these rich old bars that have just

people have been getting drunk and like you get a sense of like generational drunkness there's something about that like February Saturday it's dark at 4 o'clock

and you're blackout drunk and just a scumbag and you love it oh fuck that's good that was it and you're like oh it's fuck. That was it. You're like, oh, it's...

I'm not even cold. You lost your coat in part three. You're so proud of the fact that you're not cold because you're blacked out numb. But you're visibly shivering. Yeah, you're outside smoking cigarettes. Blue. Dude, it's crazy. It's not even cold. It's ten degrees.

It's literally eight with a wind chill. And it's just like, dude, I don't. Fuck, I could be on Jackass. Yeah, maybe. All right, who's got the next one? Or should we go call? Want to do a quick call? That would be Democratic.

That would be nice. That would be a cool call. Che, do you have any? Oh, yeah. Che, do you have any? We're just calling him Che now? Yeah. Steve.

Steve Che. Yeah, I mean, they're all my name. Yeah, yeah. Che, do you have any? What did you call him? Che now? Yeah. Steve. Steve Che. Yeah. I mean, they're all my name. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get into one. All right. Okay.

What are you guys? Okay. Fine. All right. So this is a song that I'll set the mood. So- You're coming off a long weekend with your friends. Maybe it was like Memorial Day weekend or something like that.

Long weekend. You went down Thursday night. Great time. All your friends there. Maybe at a beach house. Kicking off the start of the summer. Long weekend. You went down Thursday night. Great time. All your friends there maybe at a beach house kicking off the start of the summer. Comes time Sunday morning. Sucks.

Going to go back to, you know, your apartment, your home, wherever you're living. Be carpooled with some of your buddies that were there the week. The song hits and the car ride home. You start rehashing the week.

We'll go Joseph in Houston. You got him on there, Stephen? You got him ready? Give me a sec. He'll set it up. Joseph in Houston, what's up? So, you're coming off of that long, let's fast forward, a couple months past that Memorial Day weekend with Che,

and you've been working in a job, you're working your ass off in a job that you don't particularly love, but you know it's the right thing to do to get a better job and this song you play every single day until you hit the weekend all right Peter real one appreciate it guys can I just listen I like that song um all right I'll go though I'll go though Steve can we do uh number three for me? And don't start it yet. Don't start it yet because I've got to build the story a little bit because this is a real thing that happened.

This is not even like an abstract metaphorical thing. This happened to me recently. I was in Los Angeles. It's quarantine there. Everything's shut down. On the beach, you know, we're staying on Venice Beach, and on the beach you can walk, and on venice beach and on the beach you can walk and you can get in the water if you're surfing or you can even play spike ball but you

can't sit down because that's just what the government wants you know sitting down is a super spreader event and you just gotta you've got to deal with that and and you gotta do what you came there to do and you gotta do your work you got to do your interview and you do it and it goes good you feel good about it you haven't seen the final product be like man i like the energy of what we just did but we're not done this trip's not over i'm with dana beers and glenny balls and we're just getting started oh you know oh and the next part of your journey you've been flying all around the country you know uh but it's time to drive and although the rental car is in your name because you're 27 there's another car he's an underage

guy he's 23 but he wants to drive he likes to drive and it's against the law but you're reflecting about the coronavirus and just the government the people who are making these laws that don't make sense i want want to sit. I would rather. Glennie Ball is a 23-year-old drive. 24 now. 24. He's about to go eat some more sundaes at the next location, which is actually San Diego. For work.

He's going to do that for work. So you're driving from Venice Beach to San Diego. That's really real. Nick, hit us. I can take one. Steve, not yet. I'm going to set it up. It's my second one, though.

This will take us in a break. Does that work? Yeah, it works for me. Okay. You graduated high school. You've been dating this girl a year. You lost your virginity to her. You're getting ready to go to college.

You're 17. She was a sophomore when you started dating. She looked like a junior, though. You promised you'd stay together. You went to a closer school. You went to a closer college. You had a full ride to Kentucky, but you went to West Virginia instead. Right before you move into college, she ends things.

You were planning on coming home every weekend. You get dropped off at college. You're bummed out. You're sitting on a bare every weekend. Oh, my God. You get dropped off at college. You're bummed out. You're sitting on a bare twin plastic mattress, bottom bunk, underneath a stranger you've never met. Tough. You unpack your room. You feel alone. You decide, you know, it's a nice day.

I'm going to go walk around the campus. No, I'm not going home every weekend. Let's get a feel. Let's walk around. You're walking around the campus. Steve, we can start it. I am on my second eggnog. I'd like to announce that too.

Let's go. Love it. Let's go. It is early November. Number six. Number six. It is early November. Your college football team is off.

They don't play that day. Thank God. You're in a 3-8 season. Oh. In early November? Early November. That's a lot of games. Early to mid-November. You played week zero.

So you and your boys are going to go to the golf course. Because early November in Mississippi, it gets up to 75, 80 degrees. You'll have that strange hot day. So you go out there and you take advantage of the sunshine. And really, the course is empty. Nobody's out there. So you and your four best friends are playing golf you get done playing golf nobody plays well and they sit out on the porch of the the golf club there you're drinking beers sun's going down

and you all look at each other and you're enjoying it no women are around the fiancés the girls they're all at the house and you look at each other and you say this this does we don't have to end here we can just do something else so you all drive out to the other and you say, we don't have to end here. We can just do something else. So you all drive out to the lake and you take your trucks. It's already getting dark there, but it's still nice. It's kind of warm outside. Maybe it's sweater weather now. And you pull all the trucks in a circle.

All the tailgates go down. Everybody sits there. Maybe somebody brought some food. I don't know. Somebody starts a fire in the middle and you hit this song in November in the South. And that is... And you're 3-8.

But you're not worried about that because you're having a day with your boys. Who wants to go next? No, that was great! Thank you. It was a collaborative effort. It felt good. Who's up? I'll talk for like 30 seconds And then we can play the song

Talk for as long as you want Big boy That's the premise Does that count as part of the 30 I love you bro I love you too I love all you guys Hey Brandon

No I'm not going out to the woods to fuck I love you Yeah I love you too You want an apple Whoa No I'm fine

I said it What would the boys down south say If they heard you saying you love another man over music? Owen? All right. You grew up in a small town. Your frickin' dad just got a new job. You just moved to a bigger town.

Still small. You're starting the school year a few weeks late. You're actually late to school. You're showing up around ninth period. It's your first day. They already started. You're super nervous. You're 14.

Spoiler alert, everyone in your school looks 30. You don't know what you want your identity to be. It's the worst. That's how I felt my freshman year. Yeah, growing up out of school. Like, why is everyone from that town so old? You don't know what you want your identity to be. You're looking at the locker decorations.

You can tell there's all sorts of cliques. There's jocks, cool guys, goth guys. You just got to figure it out. You're nervous. You're looking around. And then the bell rings. Ninth period's done. The doors fly open, and the hallways flood.

Will you be? No, you go first if you the doors fly open, and the hallways flood. Will you be, no, you go first, if you're fucking, No, I'm not. It's not polite to count. He's counting vibes. My grandma would say, go ahead, KB, please.

Alright, this is a vibe. This is a vibe for when you're outside of your circle with people you would never hang out with. It's number two, frame, don't play it yet. people you would never hang out with. It's number two. Don't play it yet. People you would never hang out with and people you would hate. For me, I wound up in Brooklyn.

I'm at Black Flamingo. Shut up. Logan Lerman with a mustache is telling me about how he's aspiring to be an aspirer. It's a girl who her like, her parents fund her studio where she just draws. It's people you would hate, but you're so fucked up that you not only are content

with their presence, but you love them. And you're dishing out delusional, drunken compliments. You're praising them as if they're, you're not only your best friends, but you're like your gods. Yes.

And they suck. And you kind of realize that, but you're so fucked up that you're like, I love this. I'm going to praise you. Great vibe. Damn. Yes. Great vibe. Sick vibes.

Very good ass vibes. I wish we had another 45 minutes. I know. Wait. We do. We do. Oh. Lost track of vibes.

That's great news. You go. All right, I'm going to go. Mine is number three on my list. And instead of going three years in the future, I'm going to go about 25 years in the past. We're going about, let's call it 94, and we're in Los Angeles. We're in Los Angeles.

We're on Melrose. And you know what? Today's not a great day because you're just at the second floor of your girlfriend's apartment, and there's an outdoor hallway, and she just slammed the door on you because the two of you are in an argument. You've been having a bad day all together. You spilled some mustard on your pleated pants that you got from Barney's and you and her just

got into a row about her being a first wave feminist. She wants to wear fucking painter's jeans and watch a Knicks game and you're not into that shit at all. So she slams the door and she tells you to go go fucking think about it. Go work shit out on your own and fucking maybe come shit at all. So she slams the door and she tells you to go fucking think about it. Go work shit out on your own and fucking maybe come back to me. So you go down the steps of her little outdoor hallway.

And you slide into the front seat of your car. It's a Celica. It's a Celica. It's a Celica convertible. Yeah. And you bought it when you moved out there because you wanted to live a California lifestyle. You kind of give your head a shake from side to side and your butt cut gets out of your eyes and you start to see things a little bit more clearly. And you realize shit's not that bad.

Shit's not that bad for me because my girlfriend is about to be on some other freaky empowered shit. Shit's not that bad because I'm living in fucking Los Angeles, California, driving a convertible. And shit's not that bad cosmically because fucking September 11th isn't even a twinkle in fucking Osama bin Laden's eye. Fucking there's no such thing as pandemics. Fucking the worst thing Bill Clinton's done is fucking play a saxophone. Shit's pretty fucking good. So you fucking hop in your car and you put down the top and you don't even bother to fucking buckle your seat belt you skid out into traffic

and you fucking play the first song on your tape deck call let's do a call i also have a fan who wrote me a letter uh oh yeah that wants to play one we're happy to do that yeah okay uh coach ty Uh, Coach Ty on the, uh, board. Coach Ty, what's up? How's it going, guys? What's going on, man? Yeah, quarantine's over. You're chilling with the boys. Had a few beers after work.

Just before you start to turn up, you change into some party music, drink a little more aggressively. Before that, you throw this on, get a little nostalgic. After that, you hit the bars for the first time what seems like forever but i like to it's it's the specific vibe of when you're in a really nice car and you're driving in a really nice car in a city you're kind of in a commercial you're in like an audi commercial or a bmw commercial and all the lights are hitting and it's like a beautiful there's no traffic and it's just nice and the speaker system is great, and you got a little bit of funk in your soul,

and you're playing this loud in your new, pristine Audi BMW, whatever you want, leather, play it. Fluff that up. Take some fluff. This pie is great. Give me a fork. Man. I'm good.

This has been good vibes. It's crazy these shows right here. I don't even care if they go out on the radio. They just feel good to me. Yeah. It's fun. It's good for everybody else. That's how I feel about every show.

Yeah. All right, so this one is a relatively new song, but it's something that... I hate that. I'll eat your pie. Sorry hate that. I hate your pie. Sorry. You said you hate the pie. The context is for the listeners.

I hate the pie. You hate the pie. I apologize, Caleb. No, that's cool. I just want to make sure they knew. Yeah, the pie. This one is for—all right, so you've just been working your ass off. You've been trying your best.

You've been putting in the underground work the anonymous work you've been writing charity checks but didn't tell somebody you wrote it you know and you're just being a good guy or a good girl and people just not giving you the fucking respect man and it's like, you look around and you're like, you look to your left and then you look to your right. You say, none of you motherfuckers even knows who you're dealing with

or what you're doing. Yes. And you're like, hey, I wouldn't be surprised. Steve, you can play it. You can play it. This is a new song.

Okay. It looked like it was I Go Downstairs. But there isn't a company song. Steve, you can play it. You can play it. This is a new song. Okay. It looked like it was, I go downstairs. But there isn't a company in song. This will be song number three. I went downstairs to the lobby of my apartment complex. Steve, I'll tell you when. Lobby.

Big money. Big money. There was an envelope. Now let's play. Rich. Big bank. Rich. Little bank.

There was an envelope addressed to me, but it looked like it was an envelope for one of those oversized publishers' clearinghouses checks. I was like, what? So I lug it up to my apartment. I open it up. It's written on poster board, kind of bad handwriting. It says this. Dear Yak Boys,

Been a rough year. In the middle of puberty and it's been a hassle. All my pants are too short for me. I've been getting hair in places I've never had before. I play stand-up bass in my school orchestra, but due to my size, I play it like a violin. My dad

was just voted out of office. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never had a girlfriend. Wait. Just haven't found a match. Well, that is until yesterday. I was waiting in the Marianas Trench and saw the cutest brunette waiting around there too. She's perfect for me in all ways.

Kind, smart, gentle, and well over 45 feet tall. We're supposed to play cornhole tomorrow using one of those Brazilian sinkholes and I'm going to play this song to ask her to be my girlfriend love Barry we just like the fellas like to go to the YMCA let's take us on a break

I'll carry us on a break Avery did you have one? I'll take a one yeah okay alright but Brandon you go. Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, so you're no longer with your boys.

You've just gone out on a date with your girl. You're with a girl now. Oh. And you've been with her for a while. You've been with her for two years. Everything's going good. Maybe you get married to her later. I don't know.

But you're dating. Proof of concept that you're dating. And you're around her more than you're around anybody else. Thinking about putting like four kids in her? You're around her all the time. Just to get everyone off the scent? Why can't I talk? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Go ahead. Take it away. Alright, so you're with a girl and you've been dating her for two years and quit fucking laughing. This is an implausible story. Just keep illusioning me if you're with a girl.

She plays, every time you go out, you like her, she's got nice tits and she cooks good and you go out with her but you're tired. She plays the same fucking CD every fucking night. She has nice tits. Nice tits. Very good tits.

She can cook but you're tired of her fucking CD because she plays it all the time. She plays number one every single time you go out. But then you drop her off and you're driving home and she left the CD in the car and you play it. And you're like, fuck, that's really good. I don't want anybody to see me singing this, but this is a pretty good fucking jam. I'll admit, we were all a little tipsy during this Friday Vibes. And that just makes the vibe better. And if you want to join along, I recommend getting 10 to 1 rum.

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Yeah, I understand all the paintings out there. All right, so give us your vibe. Give us your vibe. All right, so obviously you know me. I'm a football fan Soccer So Yeah The players

They've just got to the ground They've just seen The opponents A.K.A. the pagans A.K.A. the ops You understand We're on op block right now That's right

We're away from home as well We're not home We're off the road You understand Cop Beat a feds around You get me Beat a feds Flashing lights We're away from home as well. We're not home. We're off the road. You understand? The cup. Beat of feds around. You get me?

Beat of feds. Flashing lights. Fans. Obviously, we don't have, like, them cheerleaders and them ting there. So, we've got the mascot. Shout out, Gunnasaurus in the cup. You get me? He's back at work now.

You understand? He's back again. Big up, Gunnasaurus. Big up, Gunnasaurus understand? Yeah, yeah. He's back again. Big up, Gunasaurus. Big up, Gunasaurus, blood. Yeah, yeah. Then the players go out for their warm-up. They come back in. They can hear the opposition fans singing their pagan songs.

As they come to the tunnel, they see the ops right opposite them. Oh, shit. And then this rhythm drops as we come out. Oh, fuck. Yeah, let's go. Man's gone again, blood. Yes. I appreciate the drink. So this is the first time we've ever done two hours of it?

We're probably next time we have to do like four hours of it. Yeah, marathon. And you'll be on for the whole time. Yeah, marathon business. Because it's a fucking, it's a good time. It's looking like a vibe, blood. Like, you know what I'm saying? Beer vibes, bro.

I thought like, it was sounding like the watch along. So when I came out from doing the pod I said Are these mans scrapping And then I saw And then I saw the last I said Nah nah nah It's good It's good

It's good It's good We're about to build a zoo Right after this bro We're about to get busy Come on man Zubi's on deck You see

You see But enjoy the rest of the show You get me Thank you Thank you All time vibe All time vibe Thank you, Troops. Thank you. All-time vibe. All-time vibe. I knew that would hit.

And it's also very funny because it is true, like, trying to get tough, and then every single soccer game starts with them walking out with little kids on their hands. Little toddlers, yeah. Can we get Troops back in here? Such a great vibe. I need him to repeat himself. Every word. Every single thing he said.

Great fucking vibe. I need to hear it again. Great vibe. All right, who's? All right, so we got like 18 minutes, so we got to get these in. Caleb has one. Caleb, you got one? What do you need to get into yours?

I'll end mine. I'll end mine. I'm out. Mine can be on the way out. Who else has one they want to get? I've got a bit more vibes I mean I have one but it's different No you gotta do it

Alright change the pace Last one I sent We're gonna calm it down We're really gonna take this down We're gonna take this down right This is your song inspire me I just graduated high school I haven't been

No I just graduated 8th grade I'm going to my first high school party And you know what I hope I will dance It's number 4 I've't been – no, I just graduated eighth grade. I'm going to my first high school party. And you know what? I hope I will dance. It's number four. I've never been fucked. I've fucked before, but I went to a Catholic school, so I have been fucked. But I'm going to my first high school party.

You're never given. And you know what? I am going to dance. That's exactly what I'm going to do. So, Leanne, this one's for you. I pulled the losing block, too. Did you knock the whole thing over? No, just like the top four rows fell. Dude, no one cares.

That's the vibe. It sucked. It was kind of bullshit. Robbie got to friggin' hold his tower for about ten minutes, but what are you going to do? Yeah, what are you going to do? Kelly, you want some food? Come get some food. Have a nice. Who's got one last one? What are you going to do? Kelly, you want some food? All right, come get some food. Glenn, have a bagel.

Have a nosh. Who's got one last one? You got one on? We have room for three more. Don't tip balls. He'll play Italian restaurant. Who's Garfield looking ass? I have a bunch.

You want one for right now? Yeah, let's get one. Let's get a vibe going. This one's no jokes in this vibe. This is more of just a straight up vibe. This is the second one that I have on that list. The second one that is on there if you see it. But this is really more about – this is kind of an antidote to when you fall into that sad boy, that bullshit.

And you're kind of thinking to yourself like, man, in the day shit was so much fucking sweeter like i used to be doing this or like if i have made that decision like i'll be doing this now or if i had bought bitcoin at 4 000 i i would i would have it at 23 000 right now but this is like you you those feelings and then you kind of realize that there's nothing that happened ten years ago. There's nothing that happened five years ago. There's nothing that happened earlier this year that's going to affect how I'm going to treat the next ten minutes, the next five years, the next 10 years, and you're about to just embrace everything that's fucking, that's holding you back, and you're about to fucking launch into that next shit, and you're just vibing out on some fucking real smooth shit.

This is the opposite of my scumbag Saturday. This is the vibe. Hold on, I'm finding it, Steven. It's going to be number four we'll send off with. This is a vibe of hanging out with your friends. Maybe you're at a house, wherever you may be. Actually, not to exclude some people in here, but Caleb Rohn and I actually had this vibe.

This song wasn't playing, but we had this vibe probably two months ago in a lobby in Philadelphia where we were sitting. Night or morning. It just sounds like something, a vibe that I've had before. Yeah, I've had this vibe too, so I wasn't excluded. Go on. But everyone has had this vibe. We were just sitting in the lobby of the hotel drinking and reminiscing about everything

and just talking about the past, laughing. When you have that moment where you're just like, let's just laugh. Fucking have a good time. It's not really high energy. It's more just nostalgic energy. So this is the song. I also, this is a great late fall, early winter song. Maybe you got like a wood fire.

We had been traveling. We had just went from New York to a rough and rowdy. Me and Ron were both fighting positive coronavirus tests that turned out to be negative. We had to get three tests in a row to prove that we were negative. It was very tumultuous. Emotionally trying. Yeah, there was a lot of adversity. People didn't want to be around us.

They thought we had the corona. And then all of a sudden we go all the way to where were we? We went to West Virginia and then we went back to Philly. We went to New York went to West Virginia. And then we went back to Philly. We went New York to West Virginia to Philly. We're just tired out. And then all the locations are changing. And then the one thing you realize about life is that no matter what changes around me, I'm the same guy in my guys. Yeah, the people you're with, that's the constant.

They're with me at all times. And that's what we were feeling. Thanks for vibing with us. That was a lot of fun. I know I enjoyed myself. Look out for next week.