The Yak - Gic January Starts Off with an ALL-TIME Magic Moment | The Yak 1-2-24

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. Hey. Oh. You all right? I got that free lunch in my throat. Yeah. January.

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2024. I'm shorts. New naked. I'm testing out a new look, and I don't think it's going well. Just all black? No. I've been doing that for a while i've been doing all black for a while yeah ankles oh yeah i see it right now it's not i don't know i got it doesn't work on i don't think so man it doesn't work on this show i was doing it in

arizona and it felt good it feels awesome yeah in arizona yeah right now i look like a fucking loser is your right ankle yeah that looks that looks bad. Oh, my God. It's forcing you to be pigeon-toed. Is your right ankle twice the size of your left ankle? No, I have bad... I've always had bad little chicken legs. You have old woman ankles. Yeah, no.

I hurt my ankles about a billion times growing up playing sports. Just roll my ankle walking off the curb. Yeah. Yeah. It's all genetics, man. Nobody will make fun of you for your legs. That's facts. It's facts. You man. Nobody will make fun of you for your legs. That's facts. It's facts.

You can't make fun of someone, you know. No, that's not you, man. You need. No, I felt okay with it until right when the show started, and I can very much see that it's not me. It's not a good angle on the show. No. Because I do it all the time.

Yeah, my joggers hike up on me. I get told I'm wearing capris. Well, now I don't like your ankles either. Yeah. Yeah, your ankles aren't as cool. I am who I am. Brandon, how do your pants not go up? My pants go up?

What do you mean? Brandon's wearing jeans. You got mom jeans on. Yeah, what is that? What is that? Your shoes. I've lost trying to be a fucking 11th grader right now. I'm not a 12th grader yet.

Geometrically perfect. I've lost about 10 pounds, and now these jeans don't really fit anymore. You lost 10 pounds? From what? From shitting this morning? No, I don't know, but these pants don't fit. If I took this belt off, these pants would fall down. Is that anxiety?

Test that out. Prove it. Jump up and down. Uh-oh. Do five jumping jacks with no belt. You lost 10 pounds? I can't do five jumping jacks. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. They're going right down. Make that thing wiggle. Uh-oh. Damn. See? Yeah. My goodness.

Well, what's up, guys? Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Everyone looks appropriate otherwise. My ankles suck. Ty's ankles suck. Brandon's.

Our entire look. Fuck, I'm going to wear all my new pieces tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. I tried my best to avoid them today. What do you got? You'll see. What'd you get?

Yeah, you'll see. Okay. Santa brought some pieces. Did anyone get anything that they're like over the moon about? I got one of those clocks that has, it's a cat and the eyes go left and right. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I'm shocked you didn't have one already.

No, mine broke. Okay. I got a good jersey for Jersey. I got a shitload of fucking framed pictures of my family. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. You already had your family. Yeah.

I know. You can see them in person. I know. I got a paper towel roller, but each end is the end of a wiener dog. Oh, that's funny. You got all novelty gifts? That's very funny. Yeah, I guess so.

That's like, what's that magazine that rocks that they don't have anymore that you would read on planes? Mad. SkyMall? SkyMall. SkyMall. SkyMall. Sharp for image.

Nickelodeon. Yeah. L. SkyMall was the shit. Sky sky mall was just an entire magazine of shit you would never need that look cool they don't they don't have that anymore i thought it was always sitting there i thought it was still sitting i think i think it's well i think the problem was to buy something you had to steal the magazine fill out the back page with all your information mail that in then they process it mail something to you and like a month and a half

later you get something you're like what the fuck is this but it's yeah it was i don't want this anymore every single thing in that in that uh magazine you're like i don't need what yeah why would i need a coffee table that looks like the uh like the pyramids of egypt i'd like that but i want it yeah i found out it'd be hard to put something on that. Yeah, it would be. That's kind of the allure. Yeah. Bouncing it. It'd be tough.

It'd be a wild coffee table for sure. We have a magician. Yeah, so I forgot about this part of January. No one's ready for him. So I don't even remember. How do we do this? Why do we do this? Instead of a work Christmas party, we're having lunch and a magician every day.

I'm excited. By the way, Nicky Smokes was like first in line for the lunch today. With a big smile on his face. Big smile on his face. Hypocrite. Yeah. Healthy lunch too. It's just basically good Mexican food.

Yeah. Which like if you just don't do the rice or the cheese, you can be on a nice January 2nd health kick. We're doing magic and Mexicans. Yeah, magic and Mexicans. That's right. It's a good combo. Watch this Mexican disappear. What, you got a funny hat on?

No, no, no. What's the most magical Mexican item, Brandon? The jumping beans? No, I just was laughing at my belt. It was fun to put on oh the belts are funny are you gonna start packing a bag so you can sleep in my house when you stay late i need to i i fucked last night up bad all all which ways and now you have diarrhea i've got diarrhea my whole body's cramping i almost brandon i think you have diabetes bud i don't have diabetes

i i scared r Ryan out there. I was like, you might have to carry me to the yak. He didn't. I made it. But yeah, everything's good. Did y'all have a good Christmas? Can we look up the symptoms of diabetes? I'd like to not get diagnosed with diabetes.

Is that one of those things you can just live with without knowing? It would take a toll eventually. You'd start losing weight shitting irritable yes anxious yeah racist yeah rabies it was the diabetes yeah yeah you can definitely say that so you lose weight yep you don't sleep well did you see by the way um temper the stream last night so we streamed both games. It took forever, those games. But it was getting late, and I was very tired, and we started using Mincy's shirt as smelling salts.

Wait, did his shirt reek? Yeah, he went to widespread panic on New Year's Eve in Atlanta and then didn't change and came back and sat front and center next to Megan and Brandon, and he smelled so bad. We're saying that now because he smelled terrible yeah no I I made him you put it in my head and then you know me I can't keep it I wasn't lying no you weren't it was it was like smelling salts I woke up from it what was his uh alibi he said I I didn't change oh strong very strong you give a reason no I think it just I think he just got on the airplane.

I can't put it together. I don't think he goes with bags places. He doesn't. Well, he does, but his bag doesn't have wheels, but he still drags it. Remember when we went to New Orleans? Yeah, we did. He didn't know how to go through TSA, and this is a guy who flies all the time. He had to ask them what the bins were for.

He drags his bag. Yeah. There's no wheels? Yeah. We have a video of it somewhere. Maybe Donnie tweeted it. I didn't see this video. Yeah.

No wheels. That's absurd. He's a man who just didn't realize the wheel was invented? Yeah, he missed out on that. No, he knows how most things work. So he knows he's supposed to drag his bag. No, this was with no cameras. Oh, yeah, he sees people dragging bags.

Right, he knows that's what you're supposed to do. He just skipped the wheel. He's about halfway there on anything. So, yeah, he came in yesterday. I don't think he had bags. I think he just got on. He said he got a $90 flight. But did he go from the Fox Theater where that show was to the airport?

Sounded like it because he showed up at like 4 o'clock. Yeah, so he didn't go home? And the show went until 2 a.m. He might have gone to sleep for a minute, but I don't think he had bags. Let's say he has an 8 a.m. flight. Let's be conservative. He has an 8 a.m. flight out of Atlanta. He gets here at 9.30, let's be conservative he has an 8 a.m flight out of atlanta he gets here at 9 30 right i thought he flew private that's six hours for the old miss boosters

that was that guy had already left yeah okay so he's still got it there's a six hour window there where he could have not enough time to change the shirt no not nearly enough time that shirt had like what 10 buttons i'm gonna miss my flight there's so many buttons but he walked in and wearing the exact same thing we'd seen him in the video and nope nobody said anything nobody mentioned it it was just like oh he's here now wearing the same thing he wore last night he's mincey I don't think I've ever felt dirtier than getting off an airplane and walking through an airport. That's got to be your dirtiest. If you take, oh, I don't know if it's the dirtiest

unless you take a nap on the plane. Like a tough mutter? If you take a nap on the plane, then you feel like garbage. Wake up gross. I can imagine if you live a whole day, go out that night, and then go straight to the airport to a plane, that's the dirtiest you could possibly yes yeah i didn't really so you're saying he went from the widespread panic concert

to the airport well he didn't change yeah i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt yeah most likely he slept like a good like 11 hours and still had time to change he just didn't yeah too many buttons fuck it we ball it's like it's like uh uh he basically had a choice it was like sleep 11 hours or take off your shirt put a different shirt on they take the same amount of time right right you got to think each button's 45 minutes but yeah he he was uh so so yeah so back to the magician um the magician we're gonna i was smart enough to not do once one every day for a month because i want to see how it goes because i have a feeling that uh well our audience we we could address it they they ruined a man's life uh over

christmas our audience doesn't really like different. Well, they don't like, I don't think they like guests in general, but they also don't think they know what they like. I think they just like to some of our audience likes to just complain. So it's like if we just talk for two hours,

they're like, man, I wish they had Will Compton here or they did the Yak Challenge. If we do the Yak Challenge, they're like, this should should just riff i think for a daily show that has over 300 episodes a year we we do a good job of varying it up but i thought maybe committing to a month of magicians was a little too much to start with so we have a magician for the next four days schedule perfect and then we'll right because it would it would be unlike us to run a bit into the ground right right listen let's spin the fucking wheel people think people think that we're above And then we'll see. Because it would be unlike us to run a bit into the ground. Right. Right. Listen.

Let's spin the fucking wheel. People think that we're above running bits to the ground. We just find something fun and we do it. I remember we were going to do Oregon Trail. I mean, we did Sporkle for like a month. Yeah. Family feud. And they always die out.

That's the thing that I always get confused. It always will. Is people complain about it. It's like we always reach our limit. Except for Mousetrap. Except for motherfucking mousetrap except for motherfucking mousetrap yeah and shay running suicides right it would be funny if magician never ran out yeah every day for so the plan is the magician is going to come for the next four days there's a different one i was thinking we just have mincy get a magic show in the center court

and we just kind of watch a little bit and we can go back and forth or we could have the magician on the yak i kind of like the center court all right so we'll start with yeah and then maybe have him do his best trick for us and i kind of want to watch mincy get like scared yeah yeah he would run like yeah like the guys in the david blaine i need a like yes yeah dude yeah. That would be awesome. I need Mincy to go to the doctor because they found a quarter behind his ear. He's like, doctor, I have no nose. That man right there.

What am I going to do? Can you put it in? The ENT's like, I don't know. I don't deal with no noses. I only deal with no. What's the level of the magician? What are we dealing with? Che.

Che is the one who booked him, so thank you to Che. Che disappears. Not there. Hello, he's good. He's already started. Damn. He went to go get him. He's disappeared.

Yeah, Che went to get... So Che has put them all together. I think they're pretty good I mean, they cost 200 bucks For like an hour I feel like that's a pretty high rate That's a good rate I will say I was on the email chain for it

Too many emails A little bit concerning to me Like 40 emails over the break About magicians TJ, that is why Che is good at what he does Correct I, again, leave him to figure this out because it'll be better if it's a Che. Wait, was Che chatting with him?

He goes and Che does – I've said this before. Che is like – Che might be second in command at Cell Blue Coffee Company. I think that might be him. Oh, I like this guy. I know this guy. I think maybe center court Che. What do you mean you know him? Wait, you know him?

What's up, dude? I met him at the Laugh Factory. He was an audience member. Oh, shit. Okay. Is he not a magician? He might not be a magician. That's one of the smaller top hats.

Wait, wait. Bring him here for a sec, Che. Magician, please come over. Are we sure that he's the magician? What? He said no. Oh, he's posing.? No, I'm not. What? He said no. Oh, he's posing. Oh, it's a good start.

Hello. Oh, he is. Okay. How you doing, man? Magician. What's up, dude? Moshe. Moshe?

Good to meet you, man. He doesn't remember me? Nice to meet you. All right, so Moshe, just sit down for one quick second. So, first of all, shout out your socials so people can go follow you. Moro Magic. Moro Magic. M-o-r-o magic love it so the plan is you're going to do a magic show for an audience of one but it's actually an audience of a lot because we're gonna we're gonna watch here and there and then maybe if you want to save your best trick for us of course okay great so che

can you set him up wherever he's comfortable, and then we'll have Mincy watch. So whatever you need, just he'll set you up. I was thinking about doing maybe just a couple close-up tricks, like a little smaller tricks on the court. Okay.

And then have two or three bigger tricks for you guys. Great, great. I would like that. Awesome. All right, so he'll get you set up. So Mincy, Ben Mince, is who you're going to be doing

the show for. I'm looking forward to it. Okay, all right. Thank you. MoRo Magic, go follow'll get you set up. So Ben Mintz is who you're going to be doing this show for. I'm looking forward to it. Okay, all right. Thank you. MoRoMagic, go follow him. MoRoMagic. So, Mook, he was in your audience but doesn't remember you, but you remember him?

Yep. Oh, buddy. What the fuck? He was in the same fit. You can't not remember him. He was dressed like that. He dressed like that all the time? Yeah.

I guess if you're a magician. He was doing tricks in the lobby and shit. It was great. Was he? Really? Yeah. But he was just there for the show. It was your show. I didn't go up there. Oh, this is a different show. This is like my first time there. Got it.

Are we rooting for him to be good or bad? I think good. I want a mixed bag. This week I want to see some real, real bad magic. Yeah. Che. So what I was going to say is Che is the second in command at Stell Blue Coffee Company. Just TJ, just to bother me. So the emails don't shock me at all.

He's an over-checker, emailer. That's why you email me too much. That was a long-ass email, Che, and over thechecker, emailer. That's what that's... Was I emailing too much? That was a long-ass email, Jay, and over the break. It's thorough. Yeah, I was coordinating. Were you chatting it up with the magicians? No.

I was booking people to come, and I must have talked to a dozen. A bunch of people had obligations and stuff like that. So, yeah. What's your sign-off on emails, Jay? Are you like a best comma guy? Depends. Or hyphen C.

Cheers. Usually thanks, exclamation point. Sometimes I'll sign it SC. Sometimes I'll sign it Steve. SC. Depending on who the audience is. What's the difference between Steve and SC? The audience.

But tell me which audience. Who would get Steve and who would get SC? Telling somebody you're sending an email to the audience. Who gets SC? Steve is, like, the professional. SC is, like, my buddies. SC is your buddies. Ooh, I would have thought it was reversed.

Yeah. I agree. No. Hey, Mintz. Hey, Mintzy. SC is just, like, that's not real. Okay. Oh, my God, he's horrified.

We walked by him, Moshe and I, and I told Mintz just, like, be here. I didn't really give him a lot of details. I said, oh, you'd be on Yak, but not like live on Mike. And so I was like, oh, this is the magician is going to be performing for you. He's like, I'm performing. Oh, God. Yeah. He didn't understand this concept.

It feels pretty straightforward. Yeah. Yeah. We got a magician today. Mintz has got a cute little haircut. He does. Yes. Is our fantasy season over? Yes. We have a cute little haircut. He does. Is our fantasy season over?

Yes. We have a winner? Yes. Was it you? Did you not check the... No, you won. You won. Which I think won like...

$1,000. $2,000. Can I match? Yeah, $2,000. I'll have to check. I think we did a merch bonus that rolled into it. I don't know how that works. So it's like $2,000.

Yes. You want to play double or nothing with some mousetraps? No. No, I don't at all. It's $100 per person all collected offline. Okay. But the loser had to drive to the Super Bowl with Frank. And Jenks.

Correct. And who lost? That would be me. Your dumbass rules. You lost the who lost? That would be me. Your dumbass rules. You lost the fantasy league? Frank is livid. No, I've been talking to Jenks for weeks, but he'd been making

sure that this was real, and I assured him it was that TBD, and if it was like Kate, we'd have to decide on what happened or whatever, but yeah, it's easy. It's me, and honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to it. Can we figure out a way to get like an old... There it is. SC at the me. And honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to it. Can we figure out a way to get like an old – There it is, SC at the bottom. Oh, we're his buddies.

We got to figure out a way to get an old Cadillac so you guys can sit three across in the front. Yeah. That would be great. That's a tough look to be the VP of football operations and come in dead last. Last. What'd you do wrong, Steve? Everything. All right.

Oh, sorry. We had a question. Yeah. What'd you do wrong? Why'd you finish last? I think I was, like, seventh, so I missed the playoffs by a couple points. And then, yeah, my team just got hurt. I couldn't really make any ads.

If only. I played against... He was carrying the act, and guiding you guys on what to do. I didn't look at this once. Yeah, he could have easily not... He told me who to pick up. Yeah, I had an injured player. I had no idea. He would be like, your kicker's hurt. Here's who you should get.

I picked up Laporta. Sam Laporta. Yeah, I picked him up and he did well. Yeah. You said that like you'd never heard the name. LaPorta? He's a top tight end. Don't you have a mostly sports? LaPorta? LaPorta.

Okay. Brandon and I had a very costly wheel switch. We swapped running backs. He took Christian McCaffrey from me and I got Austin Eckler who was not a very good performer this year. Brutal. Looks like I'm just good at fantasy football I guess. Can we find that type of car though?

I want to see you guys just, yeah, all three of you in the front seat. I'll talk to Jinx and see how they do it. What about a motorcycle with a sidecar? Oh my god. Two sidecars. What if I got a taxi driver that all three of them sat in the back? Oh, that would work.

That'd be cool. Just run the bill. Yeah, he's got like a Middle Eastern guy with a headset. How far is the drive? I haven't looked it up, actually. 2,000 miles? Yeah, I've done it. No way.

I don't know. I don't know how. No, it's probably a little less than 2,000 miles. No way. Isn't it 2,000 miles It's probably a little less than 2,000 miles. No way. Isn't it 2,000 miles from coast to coast? Oh, 3,000. So it's probably like 1,700 if I did. New York to LA is 3,000 miles.

The Proclaimers would body that. What is it? Oh, look at that. Pretty close. Pretty close. They were 500 miles. Oh, I thought, okay. What's the route? What's the route? They've been practicing. I want to see them go. Oh, my God.

Go through the mountains. You thought Las Vegas was close? Did you think? Yeah. I didn't think it was that far. I don't think it was in Kansas. Well, wait. Why is Che doing it from Chicago or New York?

No, Chicago. No, we talked about this before. They would pick us up in Chicago. You thought it was. Why does that route stop? Yeah, what's going on? Something's amiss. Oh, Chicago. No, we talked about this before. They would pick us up in Chicago. You thought it was... Why does that route stop? Yeah, what's going on? Something's amiss. Oh, no.

That's where Shay dies. Where the route ends? Kansas. Yeah, Shay, you told me when you came to my office, you're like, I think we can do it in a day and a half. Yeah, I didn't think it was like 1,800 miles away. What'd you think? Why did you not think that?

I don't know. Jinx talked about driving straight. He drove here from New York. That's not that. Yeah, driving straight from New York to Chicago is like 16 hours. Also, Jinx is different. I don't want you guys driving straight through. I want a little content on it.

Yeah, yeah, no. We'll stop. But I thought it would be a day and a half maybe. This looks way longer. Have you ever been on a road trip with Frank the Tank? Brother, prepare to be raw, dog. Wait, but I thought it would be a day and a half maybe. This looks way longer. Have you ever been on a road trip with Frank the Tank? Brother, prepare to be raw, dog. Wait, yeah, wait.

You're at the mercy of his stopping schedule. TJ, you've done it, right? Yeah, I went from Jacksonville to Tampa Bay with him. It was one of the worst weeks of my life. Wait, that's a lot closer than this drive. That was like a couple hours. It was a couple hours, and you said it was the worst week of my life. It was three days.

It was Mets at Rays. The Mets got swept. Duggs went to the hospital because he had kidney stones. It was a bad time in my personal life, in my work career. Yeah, good luck. Does Frank stop like a maniac? He'll have a list of hot dog places that they're going to hit. That being in February, you wouldn't hit minor league baseball games, which you're lucky about.

But there will be some sites that you guys will probably stay. You might hit some minor league hockey. Do you come anywhere close to the Grand Canyon? No. Well, they can take that route. Yeah, they can go south. I would like to see them go south. I would like that too.

Through New Mexico. Salt Lake where the Winter Olympics was? Maybe stop in the Olympic Village or something? Don't say you go through Denver, you have to go through the Rockies. Yeah, don't do that. There'll be stops. There'll be a bunch of hot dog stops. Every meal you eat will be hot dog.

This time of year would be crazy. I've done the southern route because we took the RV and it couldn't go through the Rockies. Yeah. So it is a little longer. Going to the Grand Canyon. Yeah, you can either go through the Rockies or you can go down. But going through the Rockies in February is a bitch. Yeah, you don't want to do that.

Especially in the old Cadillac. Yes, the snow. Yeah. I'm kind of looking forward to it. I like Jinx. I like Frank. It'll be fun. We've got to figure out the best way to document this. Might be good.

I don't think they have the ability to just be live the whole time. Maybe on, like, Instagram. Stay live the entire time. Entire trip. Maybe on the Yak Instagram. When do you think you'll run out of conversation? Never. Nah, because then we just start ripping trivia questions.

Name the old players. Yeah, this might be a punishment for those guys. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Steve, you're the fringe guy. An unwitting Steve. I'd rather go with Frank and Jenks and Steve. SC.

Rude. SC to his coworkers. Because Frank and Jenks and Steve. SC. Rude. SC to his coworkers. Because Frank and Jenks, they have their schedule, rapport, everything. Steve's kind of intruding here. I'm the original Jenks guy. Yeah, but, you know, Jenks and Frank are... Yeah.

You can get Frank in a discussion that will add a lot of laughter. Steven, no. Well, actually... I got a question. On those trips, how much sleeping time is baked in for Frank? Is he going to – is there going to be long silences because he's sleeping? I think if he's sleeping, you can't be moving. Yeah, you got to stop.

It's like Brio Kart. The minute he closes his eyes, you have to stop the car and wait for him to wake up. I don't think you'd make it. I think you'd come back. It's only one way. It's driving there. It's flying home. It would be great if it took you the entire week.

You showed up right before the Super Bowl. Just to get on a plane back home. The last ten minutes of the last yak. It makes us try out for the box. Make a miraculous run to the Super Bowl. Oh, my God. Not even there for it because he's... It's going to be great, Shay. I'm not dreading it.

They're dreading it. Yeah. Maybe. Again, they're for sure dreading it. Well, they're driving from New York to Vegas, which I imagine is... Well, no, they could fly here to get the Cadillac. Ah. I might just buy an old $1,000 car.

We probably need one. Just watch it not work. We need to gamify it somehow. Like an old Lincoln Town car. One of those old ones. Yeah, like the old cop cars. It would be a bench seating in the front. Yeah.

Dude, let's get a horse and buggy. Yeah. Didn't one of you guys from PMT drive from New York to? Billy and PFT did. They went from New York to Arizona. Arizona. Was it Arizona? Yeah, Phoenix last year.

Or did they drive to LA? It was LA. It was LA two years ago. How long did that take? It took them like, I think they left on a Wednesday afternoon, and they got there on Sunday. Why don't we pick out one of the stops? We'll pick out the hotel, and we'll have them report back.

Maybe a Yak fan will put them up. Oh, I would like that. A random place. Yeah. Yeah. Any Yak fan that wants to put them up? I feel like you guys can pick a stop as long as it's on the way. My head is spinning with ideas right now.

We should talk off air. Some sort of way we can make this into a challenge. We got magic. Oh, yeah. Show the camera, Mintz. Thank you. I didn't see it. Do you know where the camera is?

He looks like he'd be in, like, Aborama Gold's crew. Do some cuts. It's nice and mixed up. I'm going to show you a card. It's not your card, okay? This is not it, right? Ta-da. I'm not going to joke about it. I'll be handling this. I'm going to give it to King of's not your card. Okay, definitely. This is not Hold it tight. I will not write

We have yeah, we got me some audio you can't hear it no that's gonna be the card Let me know what we're studying I got I'm waiting Make it make a fist with both your hands. Oh, he's making a fist with both hands. Big Cat, can you pick right or left? Left. Left, I put your right hand down. I'm going to draw something invisible on my hand. Watch what I'm drawing.

Tell me what it looks like. He's drawing something invisible on his hand. What does that look like? What did it look like? It looked like an X. You guys see? One more, one more. Oh, it's an X. What did it look like? It was one more one more? Look like it was an X. Yeah, I'm gonna take the invisible X

I'm gonna throw it into your hand. I never touch your hair, right? No way Holy shit! Moro! How did he do that? Oh, Magician Week's the best! And Mincy's so perfect for getting the guy who has to do everything. That was awesome! Oh, his mind's fucked. Mincy's mind's fucked. He's about to just float on his own. Wait, should we give Mincy LSD tomorrow? Moro.

Oh my god. How a picture of these guys. How'd he do that? Are we started? Like, do I just go? Yeah. We're off to a high start. Yeah. This is incredible.

Here, pick another card. He's having to pick a card. I kind of like that they don't have audio for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, down a little bit. Show the house. Wait.

Yeah. Please go. Yeah. You got it? Yeah. You got it. All, I put it back We're gonna mix it up I'll tell you if it ends up being well there's some cuts this is a different What does it think the lens is on that camera? I think he thinks it's there we go

Pick a half Hold it like this. Say stop whenever you want. He's like a no-nonsense magician. I know, I like him a lot. Stop. All right, I think your card is one of the top five cards, which would be pretty crazy because you picked a half

and you told me where to stop, right? I want you to look if you see it, but don't say which one, all right? Don't give it away. So we have one. Again, just acknowledge it. It's there, but don't say which one. We have two, three, four, and five. It's one of these five, correct?

Correct. All right, hold this. I'm going to try to guess your card, okay? It was not the seven of spades. It was not the seven of diamonds. It was the six of diamonds, right? Okay, watch this. I'm going to take the six.

I'm going to grab it right here. I'm going to throw it into your hand. Do you think I could have just thrown it into your hand? I think you can do anything. Well, check it out. We got one, two, three, and four. Your card's gone. Now, if you spread out the cards across the table, there's one card upside down in the middle.

What? Of the cards you were holding the whole time. What? Would you show me? See, there's one card facing the wrong way. Yep. Check it. Pull it out.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is six of diamonds. All right. Just three minutes. Don't ruin it. I know it's a gold standard. Of course it's a six of diamonds. All right, just three minutes. Don't ruin it. Of course, it's six of diamonds, everyone. Whoa! Yep. Damn, man, I'm gonna have to teach you how to pick posts.

If I was dealing, we could have some fun. These are sick tricks. Yeah, he's damn like these. Maybe if I can get him to be my dealer at the World Series Man event, I could actually win. Yeah, let's set that up. Where do you think the power comes from? The top hat or the suit jacket? I think both.

Yeah, it's got to be a combo. This is all sleight of hand. I do sleight of hand, do a little bit of mentalism. Do some mentalism on Mincy. Should we do a little mentalism? Yeah, do some mentalism on Mincy. Okay, watch this. He's going to get a nosebleism? Yeah, do some mentalism on Mincy. Okay, watch this. He's going to get like a nosebleed.

Oh, God. He's going to all of a sudden have deodorant on. I'm no O's. What the fuck? How did I get this underneath my arm? I have a special deck of cards here. The reason what's unique about it is there's blank cards inside the deck, okay? On the backs of the blank cards, I made a prediction.

Now, there's no way I can know what you're going to say, right? Because you can say anything, right? That is, I can say anything is true. Yeah! Yeah! Yes, I got something right. So, what I need you to do is I want you to, you can make it as random as you want.

You can go with a common card or not a common card. I want you to think of any card in the deck of cards. Okay, just any card. Any card, not a joker, obviously. Okay. Let me know when you have one. You have one? Okay, say it out loud for the camera.

I won't mix it. Nine of spades. You sure? Yes. You want to change it? No. Change it if you want. Change it.

Change it, dude. You need to change it. It's a bad card. Change it. I won't mix the cards no matter what you say. That's the only card in here. Queen it, dude. You need to change it. You guys, whatever you want. It's a bad card. Change it. I won't miss the cards no matter what you say. That's the only card I need. Queen of spades. Queen of spades.

Final answer. Queen of spades. Queen of spades. Happy with anyone. Change it. That's it. Final answer. Final answer.

Queen of spades. All right. If you look at these cards, most of these are regular cards. There's a couple of cards that are blank with words. It says always. It says always. It says always. It says always.

Jerry, I was on a card deck here. Always. Follow. Okay. Uh-oh. Your. What is he guessing? Dreams. Says always always follow Your Dreams Those are the only cards in the deck that are face-up blank with words the rest of blue backs right on the other side of These cards before I met you I made a prediction says the

queen of spades. Oh! Oh, shit. He ran away. And you changed it. I think he's allowed to say it now. You just got your street card minted. I don't want to play poker with this guy. What?

That was sick. I like that one a lot. This is great. Watch, watch. I'm going to get him twice with the same trick. I'm going to change my prediction right now, okay? I'm going to break a rule of magic. Usually you're not supposed to do the same trick twice.

Okay. But I just changed my prediction. Name another card. King of hearts. You sure? Yes. Final answer. You don't want to pick the queen of spades no you could if you want to i'd sure i could you want to switch to something else no all right king of hearts final answer yeah i never mind forget it no no same thing right

always right and you can see there's only a few of them, right? Always follow your dreams. Same four cards. And again, those are blank on both sides. These will hold blue backs, right? So if there was more of them, you would see them. Got it. I'm just kidding. It still says the Queen of Spades.

What? What? Oh! Hearts. Fuck! Oh, my God! Is it like a voice thing? Yeah, speak to it.

Look, it's going to change. Seven of spades? It's sharp, it's a card, feel it. It's a card. I don't know what the card is. What the heck? He's talking to cards, everyone. I was talking to myself, so this is not for me.

That was awesome! That was so awesome. What am I trying to do? How do I erase it? It doesn't. It's sharp. Yeah, it's sharp. So.

How in the fuck these wires are crossed this is such a good idea oh man this is so good Mauro that was sick man wow should we come over here

and do something yeah give us the the grand finale this is great alright come over here as well. Yeah, you can bring the table.

Mincy just being the guy who gets the magic done to him all week. Yeah, all week. It's going to, like, change him. Yeah. I love magic so much. It's crazy. Thank you. We'll show you guys something crazy.

Can one of you go to your Instagram account? Any one of you. Brandon? Do you have your login? No. Brandon, do it. I don't think I have my Instagram logged in on my phone. All right, Mook, you do it.

It's fine. I'm not going to mess with anyone's account. It's just a trick. All right. I'm going to go to my Instagram on your phone. Okay. Now, the name of this trick is called getting a follow. Oh, I like it.

I like it. No, no, no. I'm not going to hit follow. You can hit follow afterwards if you like the trick. All right. So I'm supposed to face this way while I do this? Yeah. Okay.

Fine. So i don't know if you can see this from back there but i posted these are my actual posts on my instagram at moro magic if you don't follow me follow me and i posted a year and a half ago face that camera right there april 3rd where that one right there right there april 3rd 2022 i posted a picture of a fold of the playing card can you verify that date over there yep fold the playing card april 3rd 22 april 3rd 2022 i posted a picture of a fold of the playing card i want you verify that date over there? Yep. Folded playing card. April 3rd 2022. April 3rd 2022. I posted a picture of a folded playing card. I want you to imagine I had an invisible deck of cards in my hands.

We're going to divide the deck into two halves. We have picture cards and number cards. We're going to give you each a half. If you could take out one, what would you take out? Pictures or numbers? Pictures. Pictures? Okay, so you can pick which one. Do you want jack, queen, or kink? I'll do jack. Jack? Yes. Do you want

a red jack or a black a red jack red jack racist mincy's though oh okay yeah i'm joking you can pick the you can pick the suit you want hearts and diamonds hearts would you believe me if i told you this photo that i posted a year and a half ago is the red jack of hearts that'd be crazy if it is, right? That'd be crazy. This is your phone, right? Watch this. I can just take the card out of the phone.

Wait, the picture went away. It actually disappears from the post. You can verify that it's still dated April 3rd. And this card, believe it or not, is the Red Jack of Hearts. What? Wow. The fuck? Mm-hmm.

Can you get me a DM from Sydney Sweeney now You can follow me if you want. I got you. Holy shit Post that more Oh magic go check the post is actually gone. Oh my god Cards go with the cards gone off the post Everyone follow me by the way. Oh, yeah, I'm a folly right now. Okay good That was insane we kick it up a notch. Yeah, let's yeah Do it whatever you need mincey is your guy? Sounds good. I'm gonna see we're gonna we're gonna need you. I have a hidden talent aside for

Holy shit the cards gone. It's not on the post fully gone The blue shirt Fully gone. Yeah. What? You don't give me that shirt. I don't know how this is happening. Yeah, the blue shirt on the floor. Magic Week rocks. What the fuck? Do you get offended when people call you a jick? No. I don't get offended. What's a jick?

But people do call you that. Magician slur. It's a magician slur. No way. I've actually never been called a jick. Yeah, it was like maybe a year ago. We came up. We were like, what word sounds like a slur that isn't?

And we landed on jick. Short for magic. It works. Yeah. When you say jick, you're like, whoa, you shouldn't say that. Step back, buddy. Yeah. But it's just what we call magicians.

Do you have a water bottle? Yeah. Grab someone's. I had a water bottle. You can bring it. Do you mind? I can get you a new one. Mark, you got it.

No, I want a drink. Oh, he needs a drink. Well, you can understand. Yeah, we all got it. Ben, you ready? I don't know that I'm ready, but we're going to do it. Okay, before we get to my hidden talent. Thank you appreciate it

No more drink of all chicks, all right Before we get to the my hidden talent need to pick a card, okay okay? So I'll just verify that this is an ordinary deck of cards. Looks pretty ordinary. All right. We'll cut the cards so I don't know the order. Do me a favor. Say stop whenever you want. Cut.

Why did you say stop? Oh, yeah. Juicy. Fuck. All right. Ready? Okay. ready? Go right here. Yeah, I can take the card. Look at the travel about me. No, you're supposed to take the card.

Yeah. So I won't let me show everyone but him. Okay. Okay. Turn around. Turn around and show the camera. No, actually show the camera. Hold it for a second.

Let him know. Okay, got it. Nice. Okay, slide it in the middle wherever you want. Anywhere? He's the worst magician's assistant you've ever seen. All right, all I'm going to do, I'm not going to even shuffle. I'm just going to put the cards straight back in the box.

Okay. I want you to put this in your pocket for later. Oh, yes. All right. Now we're going to get to my hidden talent. I'm actually also an artist. And I could draw a picture of anyone here, and I'm pretty good at it. I drew a self-portrait of myself, and it's pretty accurate.

Take a look. Does it look like me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like you. It kind like you. That's not too bad.

That's pretty damn good. That's pretty damn good. All right. I know if magic doesn't work out, I could just go with the art. All right. Just one thing to make note. When I say right sock, it's the boys right, not your right. Okay? So the side that literally says.

Okay? You literally see it says right sock. No, this is good that you explained this to me. I broke it down. And then we have card is card. Okay? All right. Okay. You got that, Min right sock and left sock. No, this is good that you explained this to me. I broke it down. And then we have card is card. Okay. All right. Okay.

You got that, Mincy? I got it. Okay. Repeat it back to us. Right sock is actually the guy's right sock, not my right. And the card is the card. Yeah. All right.

Okay. I have a t-shirt here. I just didn't have anything else I could use as like a blindfold. Can you put this over your eyes and just test it that you can't see through it? Can't see it, right? I can't see anything. All right, okay. Yeah, all right, pass it.

Take it away. All right, anyone else want to check? Is there any, there's no hidden microphones or anything? Yeah, I believe you believe me. Yeah, just check it out. Do I have any earpieces or anything? No, no earpieces. Perfect.

All right, fine. I'm going to blindfold myself and then I'm going to give you some instructions, okay? It's important you follow the instructions, okay? It's not a good idea. No, this is going to be a problem for you. I'm gonna blindfold myself and then I'm gonna give you some instructions. Okay, it's important you follow the instructions Okay, it's not a good idea. This is gonna be a problem for you. I hope not Instructions, all right, and I'll turn around. Okay. Okay Okay, what I want you to do is I want you to pick up one marker one marker only He's got it you have one yeah all right and what

I want you to do with the marker is I want you to color in it's like I'm trying to sense what you have I want you to color in the right sock with this one Oh, sorry. I'll just hold this. Let me know when you're done. Oh, fuck. He colored in the left side. Are you done? No, he didn't. He got it.

He got it. Are you done, Mincy? Sure. Mincy's done. Okay. Put the marker down. Pick up another marker that you haven't used. Okay, he's got it.

All right. What I want you to do with this one is I want you to call in the shorts. Does it matter which side of the shorts? No, just scribble it in. All the shorts. In the lines, in the lines. I don't like that everyone's laughing. Well, it's just he... It's not you.

It's Mincy. All right, we're good? You don't have to do it so detailed. You're doing magic on expert level right now. I appreciate it. We're good? Yeah. I don't like this.

I do not like this at all. Okay, tell him me let me know when you're done. He's done Okay, pick up another market. They haven't used It's like one mark he's diffusing a bomb Okay, all right, I want you to color in the left sock with this one Good not so detailed just scribble it Good. Not so detailed. Just scribble it. He's breaking.

Okay. Pick another marker that you haven't used. Oh, boy. Here we go. Yeah, he's got it. All right. I want you to call in the playing card with this one. All right. Okay. All right. Okay.

All right. You good? Yep. Now, there's one marker you haven't used. Uh-oh. Mm-hmm. All right. The last marker that you haven't used.

I'm going to pick up the last marker you haven't used. Okay. And I want you to color in with this one the shirt. We're good? Sure. All right, let's see how you did. I can look now. Wow, beautiful job. Yeah, it's not so bad.

Yeah, not so bad. Not so bad. It's really not so bad. Yeah. I mean, I think the bar is set a lot about me. Fair enough. It's a good job. All right now You could have colored you could have picked up those markers in any order

You could have code this in any way you wanted would you believe me if I told you that I knew you were gonna call This in exactly what you did Okay, great, so thank you Yeah, all right well you code in a purple right sock. I am wearing a purple right sock. Oh, my God. Shit. You code in a yellow left sock. I am wearing a yellow left sock.

All right. That is a yellow. It's yellow. You'll see. Underneath my shirt. I'm under pressure. Underneath my shirt, I'm wearing a green t-shirt. Uh-huh.

What the fuck? That's green for sure. And I'm wearing underneath my pants red shorts. What the fuck? Oh my god. Wow. Which makes it an exact

match of the photo. Hold on, hold on. One more part. The card. Oh, did I give you a red deck or a blue deck? Please tell me I gave you a blue deck. One more part. The card. Oh, did I give you a red deck or a blue deck? Please tell me I gave you a blue deck. You gave him a red deck. You gave him a red deck. Okay, but don't worry.

It's fine. We'll fix this. All right. Give me the cards. All we're going to do, I have not touched this since you started. Do you remember your card? Oh, yeah. What was your card?

Three of clubs. All right. If you look through the deck, all the cards are still red, except for one card in the middle that turned blue. Oh, my God. Can you flip it over? It was the three of what? Clubs wow an exact match of the photo incredible holy that was incredible that was incredible. That was incredible. That was incredible. Thank you so much.

Hell yeah. That was awesome. That was money well spent. That was money well spent. That was worth it. Everyone should please go follow Moral Magic. Please. I mean, I don't...

That was insane. Yeah, I mean, I love the sense of awe and wonder, and I got it both. Both of them. Can I sit for a couple minutes? Yeah, sit for a couple minutes. And Mincy learned shapes and colors. Yo, Mincy. Yeah.

You don't realize how difficult it was for him to pick colors. He was struggling with every single time he had to pick up a marker. Were you in on this? Did you guys set this up? Are you in cahoots? I feel like you're giving me a—I'm reading your body language right now. It feels like you were in on all of this. Sit down, Mincy.

Did Mincy ever have a – What? Oh, you can't use the mics. Yeah. Well, no, I lifted it. We're easing into the pool. I did the dumbest thing I could possibly do. I have now let Mincy be – he can be live with me in attendance,

and if anything is said that will get him in trouble, I will own it. Deal. Which is a really dumb decision. Yeah, really dumb decision. Thank you, Big Cat. I have to be with you. You cannot do this. Any other show that I'm not on, you cannot be live.

Okay. But if I'm in attendance, I'm going to be your buddy. That gets me back on football streams. Thank you. He did a great job as an assistant. He's got a long history of not great jobs. How long have you been doing magic? Push it a little closer.

I started doing it nine years ago. I didn't want to be a magician at first. I was just doing it for fun. I was always a salesman. So I was doing door-to-door sales in Long Island, New York, selling Wi-Fi. And I would knock on people's doors. And instead of saying, hey, do you want Verizon? And I would basically just say, like, and people would be like, no, fuck you.

Slam the door on my face. It's New York. I would knock on the door and be like, look here. And I'd just go like that, right? I'd just pop a card out. I just did whatever. Yeah, yeah. I didn't set that door and be like, look here. And I just go like that. Right. I just pop a card out. Right. No, I just did whatever.

Yeah. Set that up. But it's pretty simple. You just. Right. And basically, people are like, wait, what? Like, I'm a magician. Really?

Show me a trick. So I pull up a deck of cards, do a trick for them. They'd be like, honey, come see this. Get the kids. Before you know it, I'm sitting in the living room. They're offering me coffee, tea. And then they have to listen to my sales pitch. Wow.

That is genius. Smart. Yeah. So I started doing it. I started learning more tricks because we recycle neighborhoods. I needed new tricks. Here, pull the mic closer. So were you selling them the magic of Wi-Fi and the internet?

So I was selling them Wi-Fi, but I was doing magic to get in the door because the hardest part of the sale is to get the conversation. Yeah, yeah. Right? And I started learning more and more tricks. And this went on for a few years.

I became this character, the magician. And then one day someone offered me a job and they're like, you want to do a show? I'm Yeah, yeah. Right? And I started learning more and more tricks. And this went on for a few years. I became this, like, character, as, like, the magician. And then one day someone offered me a job, and they're like, you want to do a show? I'm like, sure. So now, is this your full-time job? So no, so I do,

I still do corporate sales. Okay. I do for a company called Tapestry Health. They do artificial intelligence for nursing homes. Pretty cool. And I go to conferences as a magician. And I do magic,

and I get to network with all these nursing home owners. Wait, so you're, like, so your full-time job is to be a magician on staff. So I do magic and I get to network with all these nursing homeowners. Wait, so you're like, so your full-time job is to be magician on staff. So I do both. So I have a flexible schedule with the sales. I, I, conferences are only, you know, probably 10 of them a year maybe. So I just go to the conferences, my whole job, the rest of the time I can work remote. That's incredible. And then I do shows. People book me for shows. If I have something work related that I need to go to, I don't do the show. If I have some, if I have an important show, then I don't do the show If I have some If I have an important show

Then I don't do the work thing So you travel all over? Yeah I travel all over You live in Chicago? I live in Chicago I'm based in Chicago That's incredible man Do you think anybody can be a magician?

Anyone can be a magician We could all teach ourselves Anyone can be a magician All these years It's a lot of work I mean I can't I could probably count on two hands

The amount of times I left my house In the last five years Without a deck of cards Like I'm All day Every day Wherever I am I do it for fun Like I'll go count on two hands the amount of times I left my house in the last five years without a deck of cards. All day, every day, wherever I am, I do it for fun. I'll go out on the weekend. I'll go bar hopping, club hopping as a magician. People buy me drinks.

They tip me. I get into any club for free. And I just blow people's minds, and it's fun. That's incredible. For our audience, in case there's someone out there who is destined to be a great magician and they just don't realize it yet, what is the number one marker for someone who would be a great magician? What's the one skill you think that... The hardest skill to...

Like, if someone has that skill, you're like, dude, you would probably be a good magician if you just applied yourself to this. So, I would say the hardest... I'm saying there's... Listen, there's... On a scale of, like, talent of, like, magician, there's kids out there that can do stuff that I can't even dream of with cards and with sleight of hand. They sit there hours and hours and hours just practicing the same move. And the only difference is the only reason why anyone can make it to the spotlight, take a David Copperfield or David Blaine or any of these big names, right, is their performance.

Yeah. So they're performers. So I think that's the hardest part is the interaction with the crowd. Yeah. If you could master that, if you can master, if you're a natural, like, people's person and then you apply that skill, it's unbelievable what you could, you know, get out of it. It's amazing. Jeez.

What's the most evil thing you could do, like, with your skill set? Pickpocketing, probably. Yeah? I mean, I don't. Everyone's everyone's like checking their watches no no it's um pickpocketing or you know what are the casinos you know you could get banned from casinos and stuff yeah how is the magic community like do you know other magicians like is there beef there's no beef it's so interesting because there's there's so little magicians comparison to the amount of parties and events that are going on anywhere in the world. Yeah.

Like take Chicago. I don't even know. I mean, maybe you have 20 magicians, 50 magicians, 100 magicians. We're going to find out. They're all going to be here. It doesn't matter, but I'm saying like how many countless people are throwing events, corporate events, holiday parties, you name it. You know, and there's always a need for entertainment. Yeah.

That's incredible, man. Awesome. There's a magician shortage. I didn't know. Well, thank you so much, Juan. This was great. This was awesome. I hope you had fun.

I had a lot of fun. Because it is a little bit of, like, you know, you got to do it in front of people and you're only doing it to him. So it's interesting. Should we do one more trick? Yeah, do one more. Set us off with one more trick. All right. Oh, one more thing.

If anyone's a good pool player and anyone wants to chill with me in person, even the audience, the Mark II Lounge on Fargo and Western. Okay. I play pool there almost every night. So if anyone wants to come hang out. Do you hustle? I play league. Yeah.

I feel like I wouldn't want to mess with a magician. Do you have your own suit? I'm going to go out on a limb. I know I like to gamble, but that doesn't – I feel like that's – It's fun. I love to gamble. Are you a hothead when you want to be? No.

I don't think he's ever lost his cool. I try to stay very humble. Do magicians have the same thing that comics have where you have to, like, go through a bombing to – Yeah, do you have a badge? Oh, yeah. Do you have, like go through a bombing to yeah you gotta badge do you have like do magicians have to go through you're asking me if I mess

if I mess up do you fuck up tricks and it's like that's just kind of part of being a magician or no so for me I do something very smart this is actually a tip

for any magician out there so the so the close up tricks you can practice anywhere you can do them in a bar you can do them and you can even tell someone there's a new trick

can I practice it on you right and like nobody's gonna care if you mess it up and you don't have that embarrassment right especially if you did like a cool. And you can even tell someone, this is a new trick. Can I practice it on you? Right. And, like, nobody's going to care if you mess it up. And you don't have that embarrassment, right? Especially if you did, like, a cool trick that you're good at before. But the stage tricks is where it gets difficult because you don't have the audience interaction. Right.

So it's very hard to practice them. So my little cheat code is I go to open my comedy clubs. And I ask them if I could do a magic trick. And they all love it because they don't do magic. They would love to see it. So, you know, they put me in, me in a prime time spot in the middle, and then you get to practice. You have a real audience. That's awesome.

You get to practice it. So I had one real bomb actually with the marker trick at Open My Comedy Club, but I just owned it. I was just like, look, it's my second time doing this trick, and I screwed up. Sorry. And I just did another trick and just moved on so as soon as you opened your eyes and saw that you were just like oh fuck yeah yeah i know because the clothing is set like yeah right my shorts are yellow you should just take an intermission come back if that would to be fair if that would have happened today we just just would have blamed Mincey. It's always good to have a scapegoat. Okay, yeah, let's do one

final one. Do you live around here? I do live in Rogers Park. Okay, so let's not roll up, but... It's a 20-minute drive, who cares? Yeah. I'm just thinking, we're just having a magician roll up. Over here.

By the way just want to say this is usually people who get to come on podcasts like these usually people are already in the spotlight

because that's the only way to get the connection so I just wanted to say I really appreciate it I know the other magicians are going to be really grateful awesome

absolutely this is the best this is the biggest thing I've ever done in my life I love it let's go we need your good vibes yeah maybe you can Yeah, absolutely. Of course, this is the best. This is the biggest thing I've ever done in my life. I love it. I love it. Let's go. We need good vibes.

Maybe you can open for you. Yeah. Open for me. I'll open for you, dude. You sounded gay when you said it. That was pretty gay. I appreciate it. I'll open for you.

When's the next Laugh Factory show? January 31st. So, yeah, we should get him on it. Yep. Yeah. Absolutely should get you on it. Yeah, we do a monthly one at the Laugh Factory. We got a PFT hosting that. Oh, nice.

Oh, it's his birthday. Oh, really? Yeah, Wednesday. Now I feel bad. Wednesday the 31st. Wednesday the 31st? Yeah. I should be able to do it. All right, nice. Oh, it's his birthday. Oh, really? Yeah, Wednesday. Now I feel bad. The 32nd. Wednesday the 31st. Wednesday the 31st? Yeah. I should be able to do it.

All right, yeah. We'll get you on the... Yeah. You're booked. All right. Last trick. All right, yeah, let's do it. Can we borrow your phone?

Yeah. Can we go to your calculator? I actually need this one. Sure. Oh, I have a board. I can't spell. Okay, I'll use the back of this paper. All right.

Fine, let's it's right here. What I want everyone here to do is think of a number between, let's say between 1 and 10,000. Let's make it between 100 and 10,000. Any number between 100 and 10,000 can't be a decimal. It's got to be a whole number. And yeah, any number doesn't matter. Okay. Individually.

I have mine. Okay, I got mine. What I'm going to do is, who here can tell me what 4,862 times 132,000 is? No, you... I can't do that. You're going to make me forget my number.

Yeah. Fair enough, fair enough. Yeah. All right, so just focus on your number. Okay, all right. I'm going to figure it out, and I'm going to multiply in the calculator and figure out what the answer is going to be, and I'm going to write it down on that piece of paper before we actually total it up, okay?

Okay. So I want everyone here to focus on their number, okay? Let's see. Oh, this is gonna be a big number. Hmm. I think I got it. I'm so dumb I can't talk. I'm forgetting my number. I'm holding my number.

It's locked in in my brain. Okay, okay. I'm going to write it down in a second. Can you help me with this? Yeah. So just say your number out loud, for example. 2,534. 2,534.

Okay, so we have your number right there. Yep. It's a very simple process. I want you to do it, because I know Ben's going to mess this up. So, what I want you to do is just go to each person, and quietly, obviously not so I can't hear it. Type in the number, and then just hit times, right? Yep. Just type in number, hit times.

Type in number, hit times. Don't clear it, please, or it's going to screw up the whole thing. Times or addition? Times. Times, oh shit. And I'm going to write down the answer here, times. Don't clear it, please, or it's going to screw up the whole thing. Times or addition? Times. Times. And I'm going to write down the answer here so I can't change it, all right? Okay. Go to each person.

I guess you could whisper. Should you whisper it into the mic so he can hear? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just put it on the headphones. Put it on the headphones. You don't have to say it. No, it's fine.

The audience doesn't have to know the numbers. Just type it in. It's fine. Oh. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Just whisper. Just pass the phone. Or just whisper it. Whisper it.. It's fine. Oh. It doesn't matter. Just whisper. Just pass the phone.

Or just whisper. Whisper. 4,136. KB, whisper. I'm not about saying it out loud. He has to agree. 10, 49, 1,049. 1,049. I wrote049. 1,049.

Yeah, yeah. I wrote my answer down already. Good. Here, okay, here. Oh, we have it. Because I already wrote down my answer. Oh, yeah, you already wrote down your answer. Okay, who are you up to?

Me. 599. Okay. 713. 713. You can see I'm actually dipping it in. 4,036. What? Yeah, mine and Mook's were'm actually typing it in. 4,036. What?

Yeah, mine and Mook's were very close. $100. 4,036. 36. Okay, and then your last. So just type in your number and then hit equals. Okay. That's fine.

That's fine. No, no. Type twice. Ask. What's the number? I need to go back one more. You can't go back. Ben typed out boobs.

So you just got to change your number. Change your number. It's fine. We'll improvise. We'll improvise. Okay. Type twice. Ask. What's the number? I need to go back one more. You can't go back. Ben typed out boobs. So you just got to change your number. Change your number. It's fine. We'll improvise. We'll improvise. Okay. Jesus Christ. You want to leave that number?

You want to leave that number? You want to add? Just add. All right. We got a big number, right? All we're just going to do is hit equals, okay? I have not touched that, right? Has not touched it.

Can you do me a favor? And don't clear it. Just read that number out loud. Okay. One at a time. Wait for this. Wait for this. You ready?

All right. What's the first number? Jesus Christ. Two. Turn around. Turn around, Mau at a time. Wait for this. Wait for this. You ready? All right. What's the first number? Jesus Christ. Two. Turn around. Sorry. First number's a two? Yes.

Which way? No, I'm turning this way? Yeah, there you go. So we got a two. Then we got what? A one. Yeah. One.

One. Eight. Eight. One. One. Nine. Nine. Two.

Two. Zero. Yeah. One. Yeah. Five. Yeah. One. Yeah. Five. Yeah. 9, 2, 0, 1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 2. Wow. How do you do that? Fuck.

You want to see if that's an exact match? What I want to know is how did you know I was going to screw up? Well, that was the easiest guess of the day. What did I say at the beginning? He was going to screw it up. How did I screw it up? Because you wouldn't have gotten it if I had gotten it right. This is a number you guys just created, right?

Who's from this? And I don't know if you noticed, I underlined different parts of this, right? How many letters are there in the ABCs? 26. You almost got me there. We're going to play a little hangman, all right? So the first number was a 2. What's the second letter of the ABC? B. Yeah, nailed that. All right, we're going to skip around a little hangman. Alright, so the first number was a two. What's the first? What's the second letter of ABC?

We're gonna skip around a bit. Okay. What's the 15th letter of ABC's? Shit, give me like 10 minutes. Oh probably L. It's an O. No. All right. What's the 19th letter of ABC's? Key R. I'll help you guys out. We got... It's T. We got two is a B. One is R. 18 is R. 19 is S.

20 is T. And you know the RST. It's in order. Right? Then we got 15 is O. 15 is O. And 12 is L. It spells barstool.

Holy viva. Viva. Viva. Holy fuck. Moro. Holy viva. Viva. Holy fuck. Morrow. Wow. Incredible. Thank you so much, man.

Give it up for Morrow. Yeah, that was great. Come use the chat. Thank you. Yeah. Yes. Give me a follow, support. Yes.

Please. Yes, absolutely. Thank you, Morrow. Appreciate it. Have a great day, man. All right. Thank you. Steven, will you give him a tour?

Yeah. Give him a tour of the office. What a success. Give my god there's no way gangster yeah we gotta try it right beyond gangster some big g stuff oh he's all about what if he fucking dunks he probably can. This is risky, this shot, because he couldn't be any cooler right now. You can spin zone it and be like, look, he's human. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. If he misses, we don't have to stone him. If this motherfucker. No way. He's human. Yes, he's human.

He's immortal. I would have freaked out. I would have freaked out. About it. Oh. Oh! Oh! He's human! Good, good, good! Yes, he's human! Yeah! Good, good, good. He's immortal! Oh, yeah. I would've freaked out. I would've freaked out. About it. Oh! What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

Oh my god! Say, I'm done. Mic drop. I'm done. I'm done. That was cool as fuck. What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

That was like the... Mauro, you're the man! Thank you! Thank you, guys. What the fuck? Mauro, you're the man. Thank you. What the fuck? Come on, just nuke. All right. Thank you. Mauro, thanks so much, man. Appreciate it.

Everyone follow him. I'll tell you right now, Mauro, that's not the last we're here of you. Oh, no, no. That's a guarantee. Put him on the logo. Yes. All right. Thank you so much, Mauro. Thank you we're here of you. Oh, no, no. That's a guarantee. Put him on the logo. Yes. All right, thank you so much, Moro. You guys appreciate it.

Oh. What the fuck? Why did he know he was going to make that? He's the best jackass. The fact that he missed the first one so badly, dude. The one he made looks sloppy coming out. I don't even understand how that happened. I'm convinced if the ceiling was higher the first one, it would have went in.

Yeah. No, but I like that he missed the first one. It's like, ah, yeah. Yeah, he missed it. I was like, we don't have to stone him now. We that he missed the first one. It's like, ah, yeah. Yeah, he missed it. I was like, we don't have to stone him now. We don't have to throw him in a pond and see if he floats. Yeah, he's not a witch. But then now we do.

Yeah. Now we've got to fucking kill him. Can we watch that? We have to kill him. We have to. That looked good to take him out. What the fuck? Oh, my God.

That's wild. This is going to be the best week of my life. Yeah. All right, Mincy, thank you so much. You'll be here next tomorrow you're here all week i'm here all week um yeah uh off air i'm already i can't wait to see what tomorrow brings you drop acid tomorrow off air i'm good on that that's i have no comment he's had a lot that was crazy that was insane yeah i'm speechless how you can't find his way out how did he hit a half court shot yeah there's no slate of hand there i don't understand the rest of it i you know i'm like yeah fuck all that like how did you do it he was just walking

did it at a pace like he knew for a fact he was going to miss. Can we watch that again, TJ? Yeah. About it. It wasn't even a good shot. He doesn't have good form. Oh, my God. That was crazy.

Holy shit. Go back to how he said he wants to, because I caught that. I forget the verbiage he used, but he was like, do you care if I, like, shoot a. He said, wouldn't it be gangster if I hit a shot? Yeah, wouldn't it be gangster? But he didn't say hit a shot. Give me a follow, support. Yes, please. Yes, absolutely.

Thank you, Mauro. Appreciate it. Have a great day, man. All right, thank you. Steven, will you give him a tour? Yeah, give him a tour of the office. What a success. Give him some merch, too.

Make a shot, yeah. How gangster would it be if we score a shot right now? We score a shot. Oh, my God. Just score a shot. You said order a shot, not shoot a shot. I was like, what a fucking dork, too. Make a shot, yeah. How good would it be if we score a shot right now? We score a shot. Just score a shot. You said order a shot, not shoot a shot. I was like, what a fucking dork, dude. That's like a politician says that.

Go do a layup. Yeah, like when Ted Cruz, like, the basketball goal. Yeah. This is going to go horribly wrong. Score a shot. No one's ever scored a shot. Oh, my God. The Instagram card went away on his post.

I don't. Now, now yeah it's cardless this is for a crazy magic trick what an insane magic week might just take a toll on our brains i like feel weird he was so good my shoulders are like tingly yeah i feel violated in some way i do love it it is it is truly like i think you opened up for it i think our audience understands this but just to reiterate using mincey as your as the guy you're doing the magic on is expert mode because he can't follow any direction he messed up the calculator he messed up the calculator did say he was gonna mess it up uh-huh, I'm trying to think about the clothing one. Yeah. Yeah.

That's crazy. Yes. Because Mincy easily could have just picked something else. What if at the open mic he took his pants off and nothing was underneath? Straight cock. Mincy just missed coloring in the lines on the underwear. He's like, fuck, I gotta go. That guy should be way more famous than he is.

Do me a favor, say stop whenever you want. His brain cracked out. He said, whatever you want. Yeah, right. He's still waiting. Man. People wanted him to do the gauntlet. Once he made a half-court shot, I don't know. No, no.

He won. He won. He won. See? Sometimes the chat messes up. In fact, TJ, you should put him on the leaderboard. Just put it at the top. Morrow hit a half-court shot. On the top of the gauntlet leaderboard. Yeah, no.

Did a bunch of magic and then hit a half-court shot. It couldn't end better than that. The last thing I want is to see him struggle to name four Eastern Conference basketball teams. It would just kill everything. That was a walk-off of all walk-offs right there. Wouldn't it be gangster if we scored a shot?

And sunk a half-quarter. That sentence has never been said. Never. We scored a half-quarter shot. He said we. And he just did it himself. Half-court. He could have made a layup.

He scored a shot. It wouldn't be gangster if we scored a shot. That has never been said in the English language. Yeah, the second he said that, I was like, this is going to go horribly wrong. This is going to go. There's no world in which he comes anywhere close to making that. And I really do think the first shot having it be the ceiling was almost better. This guy sucks.

He can't even shoot. Couldn't see the ceiling there. Magic Week. Holy shit. It's going to be hard to top that. I hope we get some real bad ones. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.

I'd like at least one really bad one. Because that was a very, that was, and like him saying, like, this is the biggest thing I've done. Like, I feel warm inside. Yeah. Could not have started any better. Yeah.

Jig January could not have started. Jig January. Jig January. All our favorite jigs. I feel drunk. Yeah. Yeah. I'm confused.

Like euphoric a little bit the wilderman good job steven i know that he was gonna be really good have you like vetted anything uh he showed me one of his tricks and so uh shout out to bader bader um contacted me he's like hey i have some magicians and it was basically he sent me this guy and this guy knew like the owner of i guess the biggest magic or one of the biggest magic shops in chicago so he just gave me a bunch of numbers so he was kind of the guy damn he knows the owner of one of the biggest magic shops in chicago fuck he is good well he he's not the owner he's just like he knows the one of the you think he's the owner he's. One of the big – That's gangster as hell.

But, yeah, he was very good. I did – for everyone that came on, I at least talked to him on the phone. Him I did a Zoom meeting with. And then, yeah, I knew he was going to be good. He was very impressive. Very impressive. Very impressive. So when are they coming every day?

So they'll be here the rest of the week. They're all coming at, like, 1140 just 1140 just to see the setup and stuff like that. And then they'll come in to start. They can start for Mincy at the start of the show and then come in right after. Okay. That's great. The rest of the week. Wouldn't it be gangster if we scored a shot?

If we scored a shot. We might need to put that on a t-shirt. Oh my god. I actually think we do. That's amazing. That's it. Just put like an and one guy. Yep.

Wouldn't it be gangster? And it has a guy like. But the and one guys have a little tiny top hat. Fasoli. That's so good. We need it. We need it, TJ. We need it.

I don't care if we sell two of them. I'll be the two. I'm going to wear the fuck out of that. Fasoli was standing, I guess, behind him or in front of him, and he said he swears the ball was good. The first shot was going in if it doesn't hit the. Of course, Fasoli. Of course.

Yeah, exactly. That guy with the top hat. We scored a shot. I want the sleeves cut off, too. Oh, yeah. I want the sleeves cut off too Oh yeah I mean everyone has to buy one of those shirts Because that's like the greatest story It's tough to explain

But I don't care Yeah We'll have those shirts by tomorrow Guaranteed Should it say like Jick January on the back Jick January 24? Jick January 24? Yeah, Jick January 24. Like a tour shirt in the back?

It just says Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Jick January. That's a stink bomb. Oh, get it out of here. Get it out of here. I'm leaving. Get it out of here. Get it out. Stop smokes. Stop it. Stop it, smokes. Oh, this is going to be horrible. Oh, get it out of here. Get it out of here. Get it out of here. Stop

smokes. Stop it. Stop it, smokes. Oh, no. Wait, close the doors. Goddamn smokes. Kick it. Kick it farther, Nick. Stop smokes. Oh, yeah. Stop it, smokes.

I told you. I don't know. I told him not to do it for a while Kick it out I got hit We told him not to do it for a while Oh he's gonna get shit on for this Following that performance

Yeah What a war time It did pop right in Mook's face Yeah that was good That was a good job getting the doors closed, boys. That was like the Titanic. Genius design here. I don't think the Titanic's the best example.

Yeah, that's actually a really bad example. I don't smell anything yet. It's a smell. I smell it. Yeah. We just got... We just got grenades thrown at us. Good boy. I was about to eat that.

I thought it was a candy. Nick started like inflighting. Yeah. Nick was like, no, that's a stink bomb. Yeah. God damn it. I don't... If we just...

No! Fuck! Fuck! Stop! I'll just eat it. No dude embrace careful big cat Careful Nice work. Oh, he's keeping the door shut. Oh Yeah, oh he got it in. It threw it back in. Big cat. It threw it back in.

It's behind you. Jesus Christ. Oh, no. God damn it. Be careful. It's going to pop soon. Is it? Wait, put a cup over it like it's a spider.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's not going to work at all. Yeah. Wait, now we're good. Now we're good. We'll never smell it now. We got to get him back. Doesn't he know that we know somebody that knows the owner of the second largest magic shop in Chicago?

You don't know what trouble you're in. Okay, we're good. We have an in. We have an in. We know the man that knows the owner of one of also the we don't give smokes reaction he's he can't win yeah and this was cool of us oh my god his mook okay it blew up right in his face that's tough only him does he? He said he hurt himself. Sully, where were you for that?

You said you'd take a bullet for me. That's tough. That is true. I'm getting grenaded. I was filming. You should have jumped on it. I was just doing my job. Sully just lays on the little thing and never pops. Tired of doing it. Just doing my job. Just doing my job.

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Luke, that's the wrong sense. Injured by a stink bomb. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit Holy shit Does your Scar smell bad I don't know man All my bleeding Is crazy

Smells like shit out there The lamest injury of all time New pants How'd you get that scar The blood really pops on that white canvas. I mean, dude, I got it. You can't even see my legs. From a stink bomb.

What happened? You saved us. He dove on that bomb. I did. I dove on the bomb. That's like drowning from a wet willy. Fuck. Oh, Mookie.

Yeah. Mookie. Yeah. I think you have some on your face. Wait, does he have stink on his face? Left cheek. Left cheek. Yeah, you have stink. No, on the other side, dude. You're left.

Oh, I do. That's why it reeks. You have stink on your face. You have stink on you. He's got stink on his face fuck you smokes it's always you I hope the stink gets into your bloodstream

and you constantly sweat out putrid odor thanks oh mooks got stinky blood that's the worst diagnosis that's a nasty cut dude you go get blood work and the doctor's like oh have you been stinky-bombed the last month? He nicks himself shaving and everybody's like, oh.

What a fucking reeks. Paper cut. Ugh, who farted? Oh, your blood reeks, dude. Maybe you become like a supervillain. It's like the Spider-Man origin story. The Stink-Man? Yeah, Stink-Man. You just smell now. For real, what happened? Yeah, what does it do? become like a super villain it's like the spider-man origin stink man yeah stink man you

smell now for what happened what does it what came out of that bomb so i heard i dove on the bomb i don't know if you saw if you guys saw it blew up in my face and then i was like horrified so i tried to like double back and i just fell oh Oh, that's not from the bomb. I thought it was from the odor that ripped up your flesh. Shrapnel. I think I hit my head too. The left side of my head is sore. And the camera missed all of that. So there's just, you did it for nothing.

Yeah. You got in a fight with a stink bomb, and you lost. Yeah. I did dive. I'm proud of my dive. Yeah, no, that's heroic. Yeah. Purple metal.

Purple heart. Purple heart. Purple heart. Stinky heart. The yak, we need a purple heart. We'll give it to you. Yeah, we'll take it. But yeah, happy 2024.

It's good to be back. It's good to be back. Great start to the new year. I'm out here bleeding for this show. What are you guys doing? Laughing at it, man. Oh, my God. I want to hear how Cleveland is.

Let's hear it. You guys all went? You go, KB? I did. Nice. We had a good time. i didn't go with those two they went on there which is okay i didn't i didn't say that to be what the fuck right it was i met you guys there yeah yeah you didn't travel you guys have they had they how long were you guys

there like three four days we were there from that day to new york. Two days. Oh, that's it? Yeah. Nick did the half court. I was ass chickened out. The layup free throw three-point half court challenge. Look at this. So far, so good. Three-point NBA line. You took a step back, though, so confidently. You know what you should have said before you shot this? Would it be gangster?

Oh, I should have said that. So I got a lot of DMs saying that the stroke was nice. Yeah, that is nice. It wasn't bad. It wasn't embarrassing. It was. I feel like I've done stuff that I'm proud of. This is the most I've ever been recognized for. They were just like, oh, you're the pit snoggle that was shooting the

basketball. You're a pussy. I got recognized after the game and I thought it was going to be like an Ohio State fan. It was like, Titus, fucking love you, man, or whatever. And I turned turned around i was like you were the guy that was rebounding for the guy like people were calling oh shit it was horrible why you need to say nick that was that was the nba arena was it not yeah yeah different shooting backdrop yeah you're right yeah that's a college gym you hit that every day also the second he got done i went over and like dabbed nick up and i just it just spilled out me. I didn't even mean to say it.

I was just like, that was so bad. I just said that to him straight up. Yeah, he did say that. I was like, just be prepared for the reaction. That was pretty impressive, though, the first two. I was wasted. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you were in a pit snoggle jersey. Yeah. Only one there. You can't. You can't. Who won the game? It was a great game. It was a great game.

Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Bob Huggins was there, a great game. It was a great game. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Bob Huggins was there, by the way. Yeah, that's weird. I thought that was a little weird. Where was he? I saw him when I was leaving the arena.

He was just in the concourse, like, talking to West Virginia people. He was wearing, like, a West Virginia, not the typical pullover. He was wearing, like, an overcoat, but it was team issued. Huh. And it had the logo on it and everything. I was like, it's Bob fucking Huggins. And he was just chomping it up with all the West Virginia fans. And I don't know.

He's suing the school, isn't he? I believe so, yeah. Didn't he say something wild on the radio? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he resigned, and then he said, I actually didn't resign. Well, no, he said the thing on the radio, got in trouble for that, then he got a DUI.

Were you with us when we hung out with him? Yeah, Holgerson. We hung out with him for a while. He survived the first thing. He called into a Cincinnati radio station pretty drunk and called Catholics a gay slur. Multiple times. They gave him a chance. They were like,

are we hearing you right? And he just kept on saying it. No way. It was 10.30 in the morning. Am I wrong? And so that earned him a big extension. Yeah, that didn't do it. I thought that was the reason because it happened right after.

No, then he got a DUI, a bad one. But the DUI wouldn't be the reason. it happened right after. No, then he got a DUI. But the DUI wouldn't be the reason. It happened out of West Virginia. He's legally allowed to get DUIs in West Virginia. He's got to be. No, the DUI was, they asked him where he was and he said, did he say Columbus, Ohio? He said Columbus, Pittsburgh.

And he had cans all in his car and stuff. Yeah, it was a bad one. It was bad. I mean, all DUIs are bad, but this was like. Not knowing where you are. Yeah. That might be dementia. But he was there.

You know, Roy Williams goes to North Carolina games, and he's just like the old legend there. And I was like, man, Bob, we got to give this a few years, right? Not like. Yeah. One month later. Well, remember, too, he said that he never actually resigned. His wife sent the email, which is a great excuse.

Right. Because I don't think Bob Huggins ever used email. So I think I believe him. Yeah. Was there a slur in the email? Wasn't it? Wasn't it? That's his sign off.

Yeah. Peace out. Controversial opinion. I kind of like Cleveland. And I always have. cleveland's always i've always liked cleveland me too when i when i was going to ohio state i'd go up to cleveland on weekend trips and i was like i love the city and i don't think it's that bad i might say something that they won't like but i think they're the most regular dudes in yeah ohio has yeah good guys you

i've asked comedians this before and they i'm like, where's the best place to do comedy? And they're always saying Ohio. Hilarities. Because Ohio's just like, that's America. Yeah. It is a melting pot. Yeah. Politics, other things.

Yeah. Yeah. No, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Detroit all have had a nice come up in the last five, ten years. Like, you know, that, what do they call it uh down by the water there the flats flats really nice yeah cool area really really nice yeah i when we when we went to cleveland a couple it was two years ago i just walked the whole city for like five hours and it was awesome yeah yeah have a good time there yeah great sports town shout out cleveland fucking shout out love their shout out never been there but it sounds you guys make it was awesome. Yeah, have a good time there. Yeah. Great sports town, too. Shout out Cleveland. They fucking love their... Shout out Cleveland.

Never been there, but it sounds... You guys make it sound awesome? No. The Browns, if the Browns go to the Super Bowl, I have to... PFC and I have to buy tickets to Browns or Lions fans. Two Lions fans, two Browns fans if they go to the Super Bowl against each other.

The city was buzzing. I don't know if you guys felt that, but my Uber drivers were fired up. People were... I could tell they were happy. They were ready to talk Browns. They're in the playoffs. Yeah. They got that Nick Foles magic but it's joe flacco flacco is the one guy who you could be like maybe yeah yeah you know what i mean like there's very it's like eli

manning and flacco you'd be like yeah they could do it he's got a shot yeah why not he's done it before if you want a super bowl how quickly would the statue be up? It would be immediate. It would be instant, yeah. And then what would they do with Deshaun? That's the craziest part. Like if Joe Flacco won a Super Bowl for the Cleveland Browns, you cannot start Deshaun Watson next year. No, I guess you're just paying him $126 and chilling.

And Joe Flacco's like the anti-Deshaun in the fact that he seems like the nicest guy and really has no personality no but it's like in his favor it might have ed as i say you're thinking about it i don't know he's got a lot of kids oh okay he's got like eight kids i don't know if i can recall the actually the opposite yeah he uses his seed for procreation yeah yeah, yeah. Yeah. He doesn't waste any. Yeah, right. He's not wasting any seed. He fucks for the good of the world. Yeah.

Yeah, he only fucks to have children. That's a good man right there. I think he has like... That's gangster as hell, honestly. Yeah. Are you starting to use gangster now? I'm all in on gangster. Wouldn't it be gangster if I... Can we just get the shirts out before...

What did he say? Shot this? If we scored a shot. We scored the the shot we got to study that psychologically i think it was scored a shot right now wouldn't it be gangster if we scored a shot right yeah the way he scurried to the half court line that he like he's had a like a time limit that he knew he was going to make it in but he had to hurry up he rolled his sleeves oh you think he i think he had like something ball did a deal with something he had like 30 seconds to make it and it would automatically go yeah can we watch the walk up to the i want to we got to dive into all what ball did he use he should do a jerry after dark you know yeah you know that was under the radar that he works with AI in nursing home.

Yes. But did you think it was Al Iverson? Do you get the sense that he, like, maybe he does sales well, but it felt like he was just the magician on staff. Yes. Like if you went to the company, it would be like, Chief Magician. Do you need to address that at some point?

I'm going to let it bleed. No, we address it. He's got stinky blood now. He's got his blood fucking reeks. It fucking stinks out there. It does it. So we did a good job. Yeah, it stinks all out there. I haven't smelled it at all.

It's brutal. Some big G stuff. It goes straight. Yeah, right. He's scurried. All about it. What if he fucking dunks? Just fix the ball off the top, right?

He's picking the right ball. This is risky, this shot, because he couldn't be any cooler right now. You can spin zone it and be like, look, he's human. Right. He might be AI. All right. Maybe not. If he misses, we don't have to stone him.

No dribbles? He's human. Yes, he's human. He knows he's doing it. He's a mortal. He's doing it real quick. I would have freaked out. I would have freaked out. I would have freaked out.

Didn't even pause. What the fuck? He wasn't surprised either. No. He just does that. Yeah. That's one of my favorite Yak moments right now. It really is.

Shirts are in the works. Yeah? Fuck yes. I can't wait for the shirt. I wear it all the time. All the time. wouldn't it be gangster if we scored a shot a little top hat oh what a start to the new year oh brandon how are you feeling?

Feeling good. You feel better? Yeah, I feel better. I'm tired, but I'm good. Did you sleep like three hours? Yeah. How was Arizona? It was good.

Oh, yeah. Warm. It wasn't that warm. No, it was warm. It was a good warm. It wasn't hot. It was like a perfect. Did you see that I beat the sun the other day?

You did? I did. I did not get a headache. I beat the sun. Adrian Peterson. Yeah. I did. I did not get a headache. I beat the sun. Adrian Peterson. I took good care of myself. I did all week. It was fun, though.

It was a good time. I was there all week. I brought my family down, so it was good. And then the bowl game was, yeah, it wasn't the best game. I thought it was pretty good. It was close. It was boring, but it was close. We had some funny moments.

I was roasting people live on air. People were tweeting us mean things. I just started calling them out. Good. By name. Get the smoke. And that'll get more people tweeting bad things. So what happened is that I realized that after I did two in the first quarter

that people were just trying to get on air. So I stopped doing that. I made a list. So I vetted the list. They had to not follow me. Oh, nice. And at the end. So that's a good way to lose followers.

Yeah. Right before the game-winning kick to send off Craig Bull into retirement, like literally 20 seconds before, I just did a rundown of the list and roasted everyone. So he'll have that forever. That's good. Did being on TV change the experience for you and Dave at all? I haven't watched the broadcast.

What do you mean? Did you pull punches? Yeah, we were on the CW. Oh, no. It was pretty much, we didn't swear, but yeah. It was the poor, the producer in the truck who did a great job. He got a real tongue lashing from Dave. He was talking in our ear

wait that sounds really good shut the fuck up I'd open up for Dave too I'd love a tongue lashing good tongue lashing there was a couple bleeped moments on the CW's part I think we had one at halftime

Taylor said like shit out of luck or something but that's on the CW's side they gotta bleep it Taylor said like shit out of luck or something. Compton did. Yeah. But that's on the CW side. They got to bleep it. That's not necessarily on our side. Did you guys see the intern guys back? Yeah.

No? I like him. I've talked to him multiple times. He's just a kid trying to get noticed. Oh, the guy outside? Yeah. He's a kid. It was 24 degrees this morning and he's sitting out there.

You've got to admire that. Yeah, but again, I don't really know what to do with – maybe the next time you talk to him, can you be like, hey, send in your resume instead of doing that? I told him this isn't really the way to do it. You need to create something and get it by Dave's and make him like it. You need to create something, but he's going with this. I told him this isn't really the best way to do it. No, it's a bad precedent because then we'll just have people sitting outside.

He told me the time I talked to him was Thursday before we went on break, our last day here. Yeah. And he said, I'm going to sit here today and all day tomorrow. And I said, do not come tomorrow. Nobody will be here. And I guess he waited until today to come back. But I got here at 7.30, and he was sitting out there.

Jeez. That's tough. I wonder if we get borrowed and make him disappear. It's either Doug or Robert or Josh or Scott. It has an O in it. Okay. I think it's Josh. It has an O in it. I think it's Josh. It has an O in it.

We should hire him to run interference on smokes. Just bring him in and tell him your one job is to just fucking be our defense. Yeah. He's bodyguards. That was a bad prank. Bad timing too. Bad timing.

We're riding high. Moog is starting to run. I timing. I know. We're riding high. Mook is starting to run. I can feel it. Mook. Feels weird. Damn. The boy's bleeding out. Look at that leg.

That stink bomb must have reeked. Don't take this the wrong way, Mook, but I don't think you're equipped to lose that amount of blood. That might be all you got. Mook, you're going pale, dude. You've lost that amount of blood. That might be all you got. Luke, you're going pale, dude. You've lost a lot of blood. Oh, shit. Luke dies tonight. Man, you have very red blood.

I'm starting to get dizzy. Yeah. I did give blood one time, and I had to leave school. After? Yeah. I used to give blood in college for money uh well it was plasma and yeah plasma and it would you get fucked up after if you drank you're not supposed to oh god yeah cheap way to get drunk yeah make a little money that's it

never did the sperm uh yeah i tried to They're not taking redheads, right? But now they are. They won't let me. Because redheads are going extinct. It's a rumor. Because they're like the white rhino? Yeah. I'm praying that we actually get to extinction and they need to put us in a zoo and make us fuck.

So that you could have sex? That's your end? Yeah, just like a fuck fest. Just to spread my skin. Yeah, but you've got to fuck a redhead. I know, which i don't love doing i don't like fucking my own kind right are two redheads a guarantee of a future redhead is that a guarantee is a stone cold lock i don't i don't know how genetics work really to be honest so it

should be going back to biology class what was the squares with the oh the punnett square punnett squares yeah oh do we can we not do blood on oh we're not allowed to blood on youtube this is too to biology class. What was the squares? Oh, the Punnett squares. Punnett squares, yeah. Oh. Can we not do blood on? Oh, we're not allowed to show blood on YouTube? This is too graphic. Don't worry. It's going to have to get bigger and bigger.

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from the old office i'd be remiss not to return it yes i don't want this you took so there was a point in time where nobody could get into the men's bathroom because the key was every time i could not remember to take it out of my pocket did you you bring home the record that Big Cat got you? Yeah, it's on the wall. Oh, nice. Wait. When is Nick showing up? The shopping will begin soon. Wow.

You're sure you want to do this? Absolutely. Be a two-cat guy. I went like going 10 days without my cat was so bad. And returning to it was so good. It just brings me so much joy. And I know I might get greedy,

and then two will maybe cancel out the joy that I get from one, but we're going to try. Did you just leave it alone for 10 days? We had someone come in. Oh. So Nick and Piper Jones. I guess I got to run with Nick. Yeah.

How did Piper react when you returned After your 10 days Disoriented, confused for 30 minutes And then straight to cuddles Oh damn does it smell really bad Yeah it smells really bad How do we get the smell out of here I don't know but it's all over the court

If you go out that door You will smell it Now the prank's on everybody else out there Not on us If you go out that door, you will smell it. Now the prank's on everybody else out there. Not on us. It's not a prank. That's warfare. How long do you think he worked on that one?

Throw smoke bombs. All a break. Yeah. All a break. I think I might hate him. No. No, I do. You do. I do hate him No No I do You do I do hate him

I really do Just don't like him at all Hmm Can it be mended or no? Probably not You a grudge guy? Yeah What's been your longest grudge?

Oh Um My brother Real What? You have a brother? Yeah exactly I guess that's the grudge oh um my brother real what you have a brother yeah exactly i guess that's the grudge that would have been great i haven't talked to him no i think you do but you you know if you bring this up he's going to get hired imagine if brandon was a twin oh my god we had a double brandon no that would be insane he was an old miss fan i am oh it's ben ben mince is ben mince your twin no no i uh i was i was an only

child for 16 years and then i had a sister when I was 16. So we both got raised as only children. Ah. That was weird. But you technically have a, yeah. I have a sister, yeah. She's moving out here? Yeah, I know she is. Brandon.

She's coming out here. February. Nice. Did you forget about your sister for a second? No. Okay. Just the brother. Mm-hmm.

So were you and your sister ever friends? Not really. Yeah. That's such a big gap. We only lived in the same house for like two years. So she doesn't remember you at all? Not really. Nope.

I'll introduce you guys. I've seen her around. She's a nice gal. That would be a hell of a Nicky Smokes prank. That's a good idea. Hey now. Oh's a good idea. Hey. Hey, now.

Oh, boy. Come on. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Come on. I don't want to look at you. Look at me. What if he's your in-law?

I don't want to look at you. I don't want to look at you. I knew even saying it felt bad. Eventually, you're going to have to look at me. Even saying it felt bad. You have're going to have to look at me. Even saying it felt bad. You have more to say, don't you? No, I don't. Okay.

Nick will clean this up for me. Brandon, look at me, man. Might happen. Oh. You just got both Nicks at your at your uh family christmas next year yeah what did my mom send you before christmas a package i know that but what was you said i'll show you and then you never showed me and we broke for christmas what was it yeah um i opened it and I was like, I probably shouldn't show.

Okay. Now I can't look at you either. So I can't look either direction. No, it wasn't anything like raunchy. I didn't think it was. I didn't even consider that it would be something. No, it was beautiful, but not raunchy. It was classy. It was classy.

It was classy. It was artsy. Was it tasteful? Yeah. It meant a lot. Yeah. It was classy. It was artsy. Was it tasteful? Oh, artsy. It meant a lot. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

That fucking blur on. You're going to bleed out, dude. Yeah, I'm down. That'd be a good way to go out, I think. It seems to have stopped. Jumping on the- It's dry. That was all we had.

Yeah. Oh, man. Do you want to spin the wheel, TJ? I'm happy everyone's back. Jumping on the bike That was all he had Oh man Do you want to spin the wheel TJ? I'm happy everyone's back Yeah it feels good I feel refreshed Once again I reiterate the magician was a fantastic idea Actually

He's the worst But without Nicky Smokes having that reaction We wouldn't have had a magician To the no party. That's how it came out. Oh, really? I thought we came out with that organically on this show. No, because he was like, we had that debate,

and then I was like, fuck it, we'll do lunch and a magician. Okay. So I guess he gets a little bit of credit for that. I don't know. Is Morrow still here? He left? Okay. Is it Moro or Moro?

Moro. His name is Moro. Moro. His name is Moshe. Yeah, Moshe. Moro. And what is his? What was Moro?

Moro Magic. That's his, like, stage name. Moro Magic. Oh, okay. Wouldn't it be gangster if we scored the shot? I need the shirt. So excited for it. It looks like I got

shot in my leg, which I kind of like. It was a bomb. Looks like a bullet hole. Yeah, your ride or die for Sully failed. Yeah. Oh, I wanted to ask Sully how Carbone was. That picture was great. I mean, he just put it out.

He just put his girlfriend out there for the wall wait what did he do he covered her face so he went to Carbone wait this is amazing somebody's baby did you not see this

no yeah he went to Carbone we had a bet he won the bet so I paid for Carbone Jerry got him a reservation so then he tweeted like thanks for

a great night to me and Jerry and he oh my god. Why did he do that? Why did he do that? Good for him. Yeah, he just put his girlfriend's rack out there for him. His head on it.

Very, like Not my proudest jerk off. I didn't. How many bookmarks does that have? Wait, what if that isn't edited and that's just her? Oh, my God. 14.

Oh, sickos. You perverts. He's a wild one. Did we just get dry yeah hell yes we're on fire everything's coming up yak we're on fire right now

we do owe a fellow Fridays by the way oh yeah I have so many in the chamber next Friday I'd do it yeah it's overdue we missed it last month

And I think the month before And then we also have to figure out Ronan Sass said they were going to come back Or do a case race What's the Super Bowl plan? I don't know There's a meeting I think I've got to figure that out

I walked into a meeting It was Dave being like We need to have that out. I walked into a meeting of, it was just Dave being like, we need to have a meeting because I think they're just like doing like, they meet with like two people and then they're like, here's the plan.

I think we all have to hopefully in the next couple of days. Bachelor Zach is going to be here the 23rd and 24th. Crashing with me. Is he? He's staying with you? I don't like,

he's texting me. Well, now He's staying with you? I don't like... He's texting me. Well, now I'm jealous. Of which one? How did you get to become that guy? I don't know. Why are you the point of contact? I think he's sat close to you. I invited him to hacky sack.

That's right. Why don't we hacky sack anymore? What happened to hacky sack? I think I lost the hacky sack. You're always eating your Chick-fil-A. Yeah. But you had multiple hacky sacks. Studio.

I did. I have more. It gave me such life in the middle of the day to sack with the boys. I got more for Christmas. We got more sacks? Yeah. Okay. All right.

Wouldn't it be gangster if we hacked this sack? Nice. Oh. Oh. Stink bomb for a second. Fuck. I'm going to jump on it. What else?

All right. I'm excited for tomorrow. I'm excited for tomorrow. I want to go to bed right now. I think if I had unlimited wealth, I'd have a different magician every day. Yeah. Or just a magician at your house, like any guest that walks in. Every butler should be a magician.

Yeah. Yeah, that should be corresponding skills. Overlapping. How would you react, though, if he walked up to your house and was like, card. I'd buy whatever he's selling. Yeah, I think I'd invite him in. He'd get into my house. I think some people would freak the fuck out and be like, what are you doing?

You know what I mean? It is a cool way. It's like a genius way to ice break. Yeah. No, it's something. Selling Wi-Fi has got to be tough. Really? Yeah, I got that.

I truly don't understand people that don't like magic. There are people out there that are like, I don't have time for this. This is fucking stupid. I don't. Yeah. You know he's not magic right like yeah or the people who like who like will like watch the video on like slow speed being like this is how we get it yeah i just like to be wowed yeah where's your i don't want to know yeah how did you draw the actual mince's hand how do you how

do you fucking come dressed as mincy how mince Mincy going to draw it? That was insane. How did Mincy not say stop? That actually made the most sense. Yeah, that and the calculator. He just typed 55. He's going to screw up. He's going to. I would like Jack Week, Jack January to end.

His number was 55? He typed 55. Yeah. Jack January to end with Mincy just getting a magician so mad at him. Yeah. I know. Follow fucking directions. He blows it for a minute.

How? Yeah. I want Mincy to learn a trick. Oh. Okay. Yeah, I think that's how it all ends. Oh, all right. Mincy has to do a trick for us.

Steven, tell Mincy he's got to learn a trick. That's a great idea. I'm going to make my live show disappear. Yeah, Mincy has to learn a trick by Friday. Okay. He can use any of the magicians that come in. Okay. But we need a trick on Friday.

After the magician? Yeah. Okay. You have to tell Mincy you might have to stay past 1 o'clock. Is he gone? Where's Panic on Friday? It's true. He posted tour dates. Did you guys see that tweet? No's Panic on Friday? It's true. He posted tour dates.

Did you guys see that tweet? No. The Mincy tweet? Panic tour or the Mincy tour? Mincy tour. Oh, yeah. A couple weeks ago. Yeah, Mincy tour.

People need the dates. Yeah. Popped off. You know where he's going. Road dog. Baseball games. He's got everything. Guy works his balls off.

It's evident in the stench. Yes, it's true. It's a fact. He's got everything. Guy works his balls off. It's evident in the stench. Yes, it's true. It's a fact. You can smell it. That shirt smelled so bad. Oh, my God. It was his disco shirt, right? Yeah, it was.

I like to think that started off as a white shirt. He fell in an oil spill. Yeah, just a gas station puddle. He's like one of those poor birds on the beaches in New Orleans. He's got to wash them off. He's just walking around. There's such a big gap in there somewhere time-wise that there should have been a change of clothes. The buttons.

Yeah. Was he like, oh, man, I'm embarrassed. No, he just walked in. No, he said, I asked him. No, when you guys were commenting on the stench. I asked him if he had deodorant on, and he said, yeah, why? I was like, well, you smell bad. He's like, oh, yeah, I didn't change my shirt.

Yeah. He doesn't really get embarrassed. He gets, like, flustered. Maybe not real embarrassment. There's no real embarrassment on him. Lucas, a second leak has developed. Oh, no. Sir.

Sir. A second. A second. A second leak has developed. Oh no. Sir. A second drip. A second cut has hit the leg. God damn. Yeah, the cum is about to start dripping out of this thing. Why? Yeah, what was that? Not enough blood, dude.

Let's go to the next substance. It goes to tears. I'm going to start shitting. Yeah, you start busting out of your knee, dude. Let's go to the next substance. Goes to tears. So much cum. I'm going to start shitting. Yeah, you start busting out of your knee, dude. All right. Great yak, boys. See everyone tomorrow.

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