The Yak - Giulio Pays Us a Visit and Big Cat Announces a New Barstool Hire | The Yak 5-14-25

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

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Julio is here. Our guy. Hello. What up? Hey. Thanks for having me. Good to be back. What's his working shoes on?

Let's all make a pledge before we start today. Let's try not to break up Julio and his wife. Okay? I'm going to hold myself to that stand I appreciate that yeah, thank you Is there any fallout from that? No, no, we're all good. We're all good. I Died I appreciated your concern though. I was very concerned. That was real one behavior. Yeah, that was feeling me out. Oh wait I was very concerned Very concerned, but it's good to see you man. Yeah, good to be here, man. I appreciate you guys having me

Also, Nick is not here Nick is out, but KB is yeah get the I mean I may as well not be well Nick lost to a literal plumber last Mario. Yeah. Yeah, when they say Michael Jordan played against plumbers Nick lost to a plumber I think he's a report says out parentheses Mario yeah yeah plumber out parentheses plumber I think he's got stand-up tonight he's got a headliner showed a headliner stand-up show tonight that's why I had to get a little sleep about that how many times he doing on the show do we know um I don't know. The stand up show? Yeah. That's gotta suck to do a overnight stream

trying to beat Mario and then be like, oh, I have a stand up show tonight? Yeah. Yeah. The planning wasn't great, but I think that is why I had to go get some rest. Well, Sass does that all the time. Yeah, that's true.

Maybe not Mario, but. Call of Duty. Okay. You guys, and now there was a technicality, right? So you guys actually have to get back in there I don't I was never part of the stream, but you Yeah, get back in there. Well. There was a technicality I think so they got to a point where they they've beaten all the

Levels and then they they honed in on eight one and every time you got dead You could just hold a press start it takes you right back to eight one. Oh, that's not a ten That's how they start that that's how they started that makes perfect so you had you right back to eight one. Oh, that's not a ten. That's how they start that. That's how they started. That makes perfect. So you had to go back to a one every single time. That's fine. But you still got to go eight one eight two eight three four, which are the four hardest levels on the game. Yeah, which is what they should have. You should have just said from the start you're gonna do.

Yeah, Tate. I mean, Tate has a habit of doing that of being like, well, if we die, we will go all the way. But no one no one said you had to. That's unreasonable. But it's also it's also the just say we're gonna beat the game. Yeah, leave it at that. Yeah And well things I mean it would have taken probably three weeks Maybe like a week. Yeah, we had no shot. What happened with mincy. He he said he learned Mario He mastered Mario three years old. Yeah Three years old he mastered Mario three years old. Yeah three years old three years old. He mastered Mario femur He was in a cast up to his head in the hospital and just mastered at three years old

He was awful three because I live with a three-year-old and there's zero percent chance. She could master Mario. Yeah, three-year-olds They can't do much. I don't think no, I can't zero. It's crazy that he was zero zero Can't do much. I don't think no I can't zero. It's crazy that he was zero zero Yeah, that that alone is is maybe it's like a Benjamin Button where he was like super smart back then and now he's like Dumber that makes sense. Yeah, he wasn't good though. I believe he added at five Yeah, maybe he has like mental math like you know Similar things was he not good when he cuz he can't know what's good you guys were Redful we were as you were yeah shockingly

Some were better than others, but I was I feel like we're dreadful compared to people who played before Were we dreadful compared to people I? Don't know I wasn't really a question. I watched You didn't really finish that didn't want to Don't have the first how many levels are just like teaching you the basics of the game and you guys were yeah like the first three Yeah They were struggling and then Brandon hero and Brandon has to step in it took me about 30 to 45 minutes to lock in and to get and then I got to where 8 1 was nothing and a 2 was a lot easier and

Slowly whittled away until I got all the way to the end. The last one was just a miracle that had to do You see the actual jump in? Yeah, like He how insane it was that he made it through all the hammers. Yeah, I just said fuck it at this point on the last I also feel like you should have died right there, but the guy yeah Fuck it all-time jump just Don't know how I got I'm just not 100% sure how I got through there. Get all the pictures, like that should be fine.

Put that on a t-shirt, Brady. That's all time right there. Profile pic. That's Jordan jumping through the intro line. How are you? Like you said fuck it, is there a way to actually time that? Yeah, there is. I didn't, I just said fuck it.

I just said, alright, I'm here, I'm gonna go. That's insane. That's so cool. Yeah, that had to feel awesome being the savior. Felt incredible. Being the savior of Barso after dark is a great feeling. I've been here six years. I don't have a whole lot of televised wins.

I got like two. I got the three pointer I hit on that thing we did last year, and then I got this. This is maybe my biggest win. I've ever had a dozen I never won an MVP Wait, are you joking with me? I'm not joking with you. I know you haven't won the toll thing I have a one the regular season MVP how I don't know I Haven't won one

You've been the highest point scorer. Uh, yeah, I have. But I don't know what to tell you. I've never won the award. Who's won ahead of you? Uh, Kirk's won like three. And I think he's the only, he might be the only one since I started giving it out. I think Eddie.

Oh yeah, okay. Uh, Eddie. Eddie won one last year? Doesn't seem like you respect Ed one. Yeah, okay doesn't seem like you respect that. He's yeah, what the hell there those So I haven't won one I Was interested that was sportsman like are you a Hall of Famer? Oh, I'm a first Hall of Fame How you have no no MVP's no champion, right? I got final fours after wazoo. I got on. Yeah, I mean that's like We're doing this. We're taking my one. No, I'm arguing on your behalf. I am like you deserve more accolades. This is

crazy. But I'm definitely like if your career ended today, would you be a hall of fame? When I point out that you haven't accomplished anything, I'm doing it from a place of love. I'm certainly a hall of famer. But you could never say that there was any point in the dozen where Brandon Walker was the best player in the league You could say that a lot. No, you didn't win mvp. The mvp is uh, I don't know. I'm whatever. I'll win one eventually You might be the first person ever to not win mvp because of voter fatigue, even though you've never won mvp Think about how crazy that is Like there's years where jordan didn't win because the voter fatigue. Years where Yokech probably won't win this year because of voter

fatigue. You have voter fatigue but you've never won one. Now throw the flag again. Again it might have set in your one for you. This conversation very first year they had resting voter fatigue conversation was about my win this morning. Again we're but Titus and I are speaking on your behalf. We were advocating for you, but you're, you're going up and finding L's to talk about. I had no idea up until this moment right now that you've basically like, cause the dozens, your show, that's what you say over and over. I had no idea that you basically, you could tell the story of the dozen without Brandon Walker. No, you couldn't. I was, you don't, you're not on any record book. I was at the bottom of a bar so dog pile mere four hours ago

Dog pile what I say I was I was at the bottom of a dog pile four hours ago. Let's talk about that moment Okay, hey bar still after dark MVP, but yeah, no doesn't what the dozen was never a topic today We were talking about bar select. We're talking about your wins. Yeah, I got to Hitting the three and then this one hit. When did you hit the three? Uh, when I don't those the reeks. Uh, it's a gold medal. That was the reeks. Yeah. Oh, so that wasn't even the three day when the rest of us when everybody else was just our thoughts and prayers over the reeks. Brandon was like, this is my moment. This is my

moment. So today was your first win. No, that that that was a win. Come on. No, I mean, that was the rigs day won gold medal for I think I won one of the gold medal. Yeah, Brandon didn't even do the the Che tweet where he was like, I hope as a as a Brandon Walker fan. Okay. He was just like, fuck rigs. I'm gonna hit this game winner. Well, congrats. That was a great moment. Yeah, it was a good win. It's good when you start folding, bro. Yeah, I got to send the boys home. You're like the S moment. Yeah, it was a good win, it was a good win. Your story's still unfolding, bro. Yeah, I got to send the boys home.

You're like the SGA. Well let's get a push for you for MVP this year. I don't need one, I'm fine. I think I'm okay. Is there voter fatigue? I don't think there is voter fatigue. Well you might get pity voted in this year. That's not.

I've always been on it so much. Don't say that because then if it happens then people are gonna think it's pity. No pity votes for Braden Walker. Don't pity vote him. But it happens for a while. Look, you're in the running. You're listed first.

Yeah. Not sure why I'm not. Kyle, how did it feel to be- Also up for captain. To be done with the stream? Well, you're not up for captain. It was tough because there was no upside for me. I did nothing satisfying.

There was no reward. It was just me, it's like us failing and like no one enjoyed the stream. Everyone was infuriated by it. There was no reward. It was just me. That's like us failing and like no one enjoyed the stream Furiated by it stayed up all night Zero upside I'm happy for Brandon. It was really impressive and so Brandon got a win that was amusing on the worst stream ever Don't do that That's not what he was talking about he was talking about his experience as a player who was just stuck here Oh those those did you those dreams are torture porn Kyle?

How did you did you start figuring out? What your strategy was going to be to leave or to quit? Did that enter your mind did it get talked about at all like because you had to like yeah? It out that we're not just we're not gonna do this Yeah, and I was wondering it would it be like would I get away with it if I just left yeah maybe but no I mean guess we'll never know yeah that sucked I would have rather have like done something grueling physically because at least I'm progressing but what time did it end 745 was you miss your nap. Yeah, that's

Talking about that. I Missed my nap. So I you're taught I would have been so funny if you came in and you're like, hey guys I actually I'm really good at Mario, but I have to know I Dan I did that Oh, I came in I got here at 545. I walked in there I said what's up to everybody and I was like I just calmly walked out and went and lay down on the couch and my conscience was like well You could you could go help you help and I told myself I'm gonna go help for an hour And if it doesn't happen, I'm coming back to nap and I ended up getting hooked on it. Yeah, you get locked in the game

Yeah, did you sleep? Oh People are gonna say I did but I was doing that thing. Why would people say that? Is there evidence of you sleeping? I was laying down with my eyes closed, but you know that game. Yeah, that is a fun game to play. I do it for like six or seven hours a night. When you sleep, you sleep, but sometimes you don't really. Do you have a picture of KB playing that game I didn't play no playing the close your eyes the fake sleep game mincy fell asleep beside me

on the couch playing the game we were going back and forth we were trading the controller and he just fell asleep I went to give it to him and he was asleep oh man it is torture porn well it sounds like you guys some of you had fun No Okay, well Brandon got his win Good win Brandon. Yeah And I only got it cuz I came in 12 hours after they did so Yeah, yeah, Nick Nick Nick was angry when he left here.

It's just like he was on. I'm pretty pissed. It was unfulfilling. I drove him home last night and he's like, I think it will probably be done in like three hours. I was like, all right, see ya man. Have fun. When they brought in Mence as the ringer

and then I watched for a little bit and Mence couldn't do the simple. Yeah, no he was. He was literally like, they were like, they've got our guy. Johnny Parks the ringer and then I watched for a little bit and Mets couldn't do simple. Yeah, no, he was. He was literally like they were like, we got our guy. Yeah. And when he came in, he couldn't do the simple. He didn't have the concepts. You got to have at least the concepts of what to do, Mario. He didn't have them. Like there are these certain jumps that you have to start from a certain angle and do this and he didn't

know how to do it. So him, but he mastered it as three years old. Yeah. I'm not buying that yeah All right, so that that happened wait do you have a picture TJ of KB playing the game I just want to see him I don't know he was sleeping. No. I don't think he was yeah sounds like he was playing that game when I got To be able to tell that I wasn't actually sleeping. Yeah, what costume were you wearing Mario? to tell that I wasn't actually sleeping. Yeah. What costume were you wearing?

Mario? Mario from the game. Plumber. Super Mario Brothers. Who was Luigi? Nick. I would have never guessed. Classic.

Rudy was Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is not in Super Mario Brothers. So I did question that choice. Was there a toad? There was, Lucas was Peach. Oh, look at that. Was there a Lakuta? Those are the boys.

They're really happy. Lakitu? You're a good looking Mario. Bonnie, right? That's really funny. Wasn't Mario in the original Donkey Kong? Yes. But Donkey Kong was not in Mario.

So Donkey Kong was first? Yes. 1982. Interesting. Speaking of Mincy too, so we hired T-Bob A-Bear. Awesome. Awesome hire he announced this morning. Very excited for that.

He's moving to Chicago. Can't wait. Yeah, he's the best. We, I've been talking with T-Bob, figuring this out. Actually, it was December, I want to say. Introduced him to Dave at the Super Bowl. Been going back and forth with him.

You know, finally got it all figured out. Very excited. Mincy apparently called Megan last night, or two nights ago, and was like, hey, I'm going to tell you some news you can't tell anyone. We hired T Bob and Megan was like, yeah, I watched Megan talk to T Bob on the phone two months ago being like, here's where you could live. Yeah. We have known this for months and months and months and

months. But Mincy, he got it, he got the exclusive. Yeah, I guess he was going up to people just saying I'm so emotional, like all the stars are aligning for me. I tweeted something last night, he was just on the stream, he keeps talking about how excited he is for summer. He says it's gonna be a serious summer.

And I don't know what that means. I have goosebumps, but I'm also nervous. I might, I might like do a no contact rule with mincing tea, Bob. Oh, that would kill him. Yeah. But it might have to take place because I don't, I have high hopes for T Bob. I think he's going to be a great hire. If people don't know him, he played a college football at LSU. He's been hosting a radio show down in Baton Rouge for a long time. He's sports guy, but he also is like a nerd guy too, like loves Star Wars. So very well-rounded, very funny, very good on the mic, very funny.

I don't want Mincy, like because Mincy will get his claws. But can we go another way? Everything you just said is correct. Yeah. But what if we made a mentor program where Mincy had to be T-Bob's mentor for three months? He's going to turn into one co-host. Show him the ropes. Show him the ropes. Show him the Barstool ropes.

Get him used to Chicago. And he has to pretty much be in the Mincy training program and see what happens. He's like, wow. You know it's a decent idea. No, it is. I'm just trying to think about, like, we would then have to do a three month, like, you know, like, when, like,

a POW gets out like having reintroduced to the world Like unlearn everything you like when those Chilean miners got to the surface. Yeah, right T Bob's gonna be like wow There's a lot of free food in Chicago The North Korean immigrating to the to America be like this is how the world works I think he's the perfect fucking fit. Yeah, he's gonna be great He's gonna be great. I'm very excited for him him and Dana together. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a lot of man meat. Oh Yeah, we got some

The testosterone in this office. Oh my goodness our old line is Yeah, yeah Dana K. Dick big T Yeah, yeah Dana K. Dick big T Rick oh my god size it grew back here in the fall Plays and we will yeah, we have holy shit Yeah, we have five guys that are six three and above and two 70 and above Sick our monthly

Rick Rick I was counting Rick K. Dick T Bob That's sick. Our monthly combine just got a little more intense. Rick? Rick? I was counting Rick, Kadek, T-Bob, T-Bob, my T-Bob actually slimmed down. Dana, Big T. Brandon Walker. Brandon, Brandon is on the list. You're down to 270. Unfortunately, I am. Oh no.

I'm 275. Oh no. All right, didn't expect that to stop the conversation so, probably. But remember that Mario win. Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember that Mario win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. I'm in such a good mood these days. It's gonna be hard to get down with anything. Yeah. I'm feeling feeling like the vibes are across the board in life. Yeah. The summer situation boys. We got a real situation Why there's a lot of good things going what's gonna happen what yeah, what is gonna happen that can't just be about t-bob the summer

I think it's just gonna two widespread panic shows No, no, no, he's going to a wedding. He is in the yeah hilarious gay wedding. Yeah Sandwiched into two widespread panic shows. What did he add the second show? I told him he could He was like I he was like I you know, I told myself I wouldn't travel for widespread pain I was like, it's a Friday night show. I Don't think we're gonna need you Go on scram You're good your watch is ended We got to make sure for plinko Day we we definitely like where the fuck is he?

He should be here right now. Uh, Julia, what's up with you, dude? Dude, not much, you know, just, uh, you're wearing the shoes. I'm wearing the shoes, baby. Yeah, we're doing it. They're looking good. I appreciate it. Where you traveled somewhere recently.

Yeah, yeah, I was, uh, making some videos in South Asia. I was in Nepal and Bhutan. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, I was making some videos in South Asia. I was in Nepal and Bhutan. Whoa. Yeah, it was pretty sick. I lived with Buddhist monks for two weeks. Whoa. Holy shit. And what was that like? It was pretty crazy, dude.

Do they talk? It wasn't really a White Lotus situation. It wasn't like a place where a bunch of people go. It was kind of like deep and they sort of, they're sort of comfortable in their own skin. I didn't feel like they were like super friendly, but they were not friendly. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah.

I just like prayed with them every morning at five o'clock in the morning. The gong wakes you up in the middle of the Himalayas. It's pretty cool. That's awesome. So what'd you do all day? Nothing, dude. But that's the whole point.

You're supposed to like be cool with being idle and like being present and all that shit. It was, you know, that was the first one. And then the second one I went to this place where the guy is like the line of many llamas. And the dude was like a little sus. Like, you know that leaf they put in their mouth that like keeps you up all night and makes your teeth red? Cut. It's like a cousin. It's called beetle root or something. I don't know. That leaf they put in their mouth that keeps you up all night and makes your teeth red cut It's like a cousin. It's called beetle root or something I don't know, but this dude had he was like hammered the whole time and he's like I was like What do I need to do to like?

Become more whatever he's like you just need to buy this thing for me How do they make money Eddie you want to you want to hang Yeah, but you want to hang we have an open chair. Hey, I'm hang no. Thank you Yeah milk chocolate. Thank you. Oh different kinds for everybody Doesn't get much better than this Great you guys enjoy those yes, go on sit down. I ended on savory last night It was I actually I ended in a good spot last night. You sleep well. Yeah, the right choice. It was the right choice I Got ice cream. I was eating cheese and crackers

Had my last bite of ice cream. I was like yeah, you know what I need any more cheese and cracker You want to try these? I Was saying that the hardest part and Brandon cuz you weren't here the hardest part and and I preface it by Saying I understand how lucky I am. My life is incredible. I'm not taking anything for granted, but the hardest part of my existence is deciding What my last bite will be every night sugar or savory?

Hmm just like because you're trying to like do something or just I like to end on a right on the right note Cuz sometimes you'll end with chocolate and you'd be like man. I really wish I had Something else. Yeah, so is it have anything to do with the time of night or is no same time every night No, it's around nine o'clock Yeah, yeah, well last might be and it switches up every now and then. Like it goes back and forth. You make a conscious decision? Cause I just like to let the night decide. Well no, yeah, I'll let it, I'll go with the flow.

Okay. It's just whatever I'm feeling. All right. It's not, I'm not like, hey tonight's gonna be. Yeah, 3 p.m. you're not sleeping. No, no, no, no, not at all, not at all. Yeah, but he second guesses himself all the time. Well sometimes I do, yeah.

That's part of any hard decision in life. You're gonna have regrets Have you ever you think you're there's ever a situation where you're in the bed? You're about to fall asleep me like that last bite just didn't take oh all the time go fix it No, I don't get up and fix it, but I'm like I screwed that up. Okay tomorrow gotta be better Sorry, I couldn't get you the Costco ones. No, it's alright These are yeah, and then the other revelation was that Dan's never had chocolate covered pretzels. No I have I don't like them Which means he's never had I have I do not like them You like chocolate covered things you like pretzels. I like them separate

What part they're so gross is you out good? I don't it doesn't gross me out I think they're icky Should only assume he hasn't tried them, right? Is it the chocolate or the pretzels? How could you not like them? I don't like them. I do not like them. Same I am. What chocolate do you use when you make some Hershey's? No, like there'll be candy in my house.

Last night was ice cream. You like making a lunchable out of it instead of yeah, but I don't I separate the taste I finished the ice cream and then I eat the pretzel and then I'll go back to some ice cream So they're never water in between never both in your mouth at once. No Yeah, no, I do not mix them in my mouth I love mixing taste Popcorn and chocolate at the movie theater. Yes. I do not like mixing sweet and savory. You're messing out, man I'm not I've tried it many times not for me. Gotta try it. It's cross-contamination. You gotta try the other revelation is That uh, Brandon Walker doesn't respect your MVP in the dozen. Oh, you know that. Well, he scoffed. I'm still sore that he beat me. He went,

but here's the thing. You can't play tough guy now when after the day one you said I'm mostly sports like he could trivia. I respect him. So I didn't say that I didn't tough guy. But you did. But now you can't do it afterwards. Like you can't say that after a win. No, I can't. No, you can't change like that. I scoff. There's no rules to scoff. You're a flip-flopper though. That's fine. I shook your hand the night you beat me. Did I not? But you said. I looked you in the eye and said you beat me. Yes. Yeah. Right. And then I later I said I scoffed. What did you say? I don't think

you scoffed. No, no, no, no. You don't, you're not getting it. In the moment, yes, I was a sportsman. I looked you in the eye. I shook it wasn't genuine. And I said, good job. Okay, it wasn't genuine. It was genuine in the moment. But then as the hours went by and the days went by, I'm like, he shouldn't have beat you. So that motherfucker shouldn't have beat you. So now I scoff. So I didn't marinate well with you. So what you're saying? I scoffed everybody that beat me. I scoff when we lost a minute and I scoff when we lost the uptown balls I'm a scoffer after the fact why I'll never be an MVP. I look down at all of you also look up to you Real sense

I respect you as a human being and a competitor and I value you But I you are not on my level and you are beneath me, but he is MVP god damn it is he he's actually you're not on his level I respect the fuck out of him as an MVP you have something to god damn it Eddie is is incredible Doesn't Eddie is like you're like the fifth best thing you do like sixth seventh. It's like a side It's definitely a side gig for you. It's like not even obvious. It's definitely not my show. Yeah, you just like casually won an MVP.

If it was my show, I'd be embarrassed not to win it. Right. Correct. Well, look at Pete Rose. Maybe later in life you'll get. Oh, that would be great if you died and then we put you in the hall of fame. It's never too late. How many shows end up with the hypothetical of me dying?

I feel like we get here more often than not. All of them. Did you say you lived the life of me dying. I feel like we get here more often than not, all of them. Did you say you lived the life of a Bhutanese monk for two weeks? Yeah, yeah, let's go back to that. Yes. It seems like one of the most unique cultural experiences a modern man can have.

It was pretty cool, dude. I don't know, but the llama was an interesting character. He was able to kind of say stuff about my life that he couldn't have possibly known. And everybody was sort of like, not everybody, some of the people were a little suspicious of him. They're like, he says the same shit for everybody, but it was like, oddly, like on the money.

Is this the llama or a llama? A llama, in fact, the llama, it's too dangerous for him to be in the area because it's too close to Tibet, the Chinese can't say. Oh. And the llama is the one that licks boys. I think that he had some bad press for that. Well yeah he licked a boy.

It may have been taken out of context. I now drink the Kool-Aid. What's the context of licking a boy? Big hitter to the llama. I think he's just a pure soul. And so. He can lick a boy and it doesn't have to be. Can you find him licking the boy?

I'd like to see if we could figure out the content. I believe he also grabbed Lady Gaga's ass Oh, well, that's the context of that is that's an ass. She's probably wearing something that right You know holy men they do as they please wait, so What what did he say to you that was like spot-on he's like your neck hurts Which is true. I have a herniated C6, C7, radicular pain down my arm. Wait, what did you say? Radicular? Radicular.

Is that ridiculous pain? I think it's with R-A-D-I. I only have learned this term because I'm in pain all the time. It's more ridiculous. Oh, this is like a medical term? Yeah. I thought that was a slang there.

No, no, it's when you have a cervical herniated. So like, but it's a different word. I believe so. So like if Rob Dyrdek wanted to do a show, ridiculousness, and it was just a bunch of people complaining about their back pain. It would be a bunch of people getting in car accidents and then having chronic pain for the rest of their life. Good show.

I thought you were saying like ridonkulous or something. Yeah, no, ridiculous. Ridiculous. I thought you were doing like a bad Asian accent Yeah, he knew all this shit about me dude, so you were doing what all day praying meditating Yeah, so praying meditating apparently is only for like the high level people But everybody was saying that like some of these like high level meditating monks can actually like control their body temperature and stuff question yes

Did you jerk off? Yeah No, I believe I did in the in the you Not well actually two months allowed to so actually I in the monastery I did not because I was sharing a room with someone got it otherwise you know I would So where'd you do it? It would be hard not to not at a monastery Yeah for two weeks like I how few people have ever right right?

Own thoughts for two weeks no talking to weeks I'd get horny right away It felt well you can talk at this one. It wasn't like that kind of thing It was actually way more chill than we make it when we do it. Do they have computers? Dude, there was a very little so you were no technology. No smartphone No, no, you could have all your stuff and people had their phones But like, you know, you wake up at 5 a.m Pray for two hours and then you just kind of like do chores around the work labor not nothing too crazy But you're not like doing actual tourist activities during the day. There's no tourist activities

And you're really depriving yourself. I was I like dressed like a monk fully looked like a mom. What did you eat? Dude, so they only eat stuff they grow there So like you just eat a different version of potatoes basically every day. Holy shit And how do they make how do they make enough money do they make money? I don't know. Did you pay? Yeah how did you get linked up with them? It was actually Donnie helped me. Donnie helped me like figure out but it was very difficult actually it took me like oh like weeks to figure it out and because I didn't want it to be like a place where I'd bump into some dude from

you know Iowa I wanted to be like a place where I'd bump into some dude from You know, Iowa. I want it to be like pure. You know, I mean But yeah So every morning praying then just chillin and that was the first one and then in Bhutan was with this other guy and that Was a little more like turn up like dry rice wine Tell me about my future and my past and make me buy shit. Did you pray the full two hours? Yeah, so is it silent when you're praying for two hours or someone leading prayer? They somehow know all these chants

and then they start making a bunch of noise. They start banging shit. They start playing the brrrlalala. For two hours straight? Yeah, two hours straight, 5.30, 7.30. Are these psychedelics? No psychedelics, no drugs. Afterwards, were you like,

these guys are onto something I feel like cleansed? Or were you like, that was boring a thing No, I felt nice It felt nice to like in embrace some of the things that they talk about like being uncomfortable and that being okay and all that shit I don't know it did it felt enriching. I felt good afterward. What are they trying to accomplish like enlightenment on their own or Trying to do like world domination of enlightenment. They give a fuck if like it's just them that are They're doing it for us. They're trying to get everybody in life. The whole idea is they do it for us

So like it's like because they do it We don't have to but the idea of enlightenment you have to give up your whole family and shit and which seems aggressive to me I don't know. What's he doing? Where any of them like hey, what's going on on the outside? Like, what's it like out there? No. They were blown away by the lucatrade. Couldn't believe it.

Did you kneel on rice? But we were don't they kneel on rice? Oh, that wasn't it. Were they like, hey, nice shoes? I did bring these with me, which was sick. Is there like a punishment if you're not chill? Like, I don't know. I'm not totally sure.

You never got to that point of not being chill. Didn't quite get to the non-chill point. But dude, yeah, it ruled. It was really nice to be up there in the mountains, clean air, chilling. I think we filmed some really cool stuff, which I'm excited. Oh, you had a cameraman with you? Yeah, yeah. I wanted to like make a video about it.

Yeah. Did he do the same stuff? No. So he was just dressed normal? He was dressed normal. Huh? Yeah. And they were cool with it. They were like, yeah, you can film. We don't care. They just... So it was difficult to get permission to do it, but we were able to. And then usually you can't dress up either, but they like let me do that too.

Oh, wow. Which made me feel a little bit like I was stolen valor a little bit of stolen valor Like a little bit of like we did it moment. You know me in too soon for that. Yeah Release any clips not yet, but I can show you a picture of what I looked like to yeah Are you crazy you find that you found the Dalai Lama licking? I? Got some good pics of me fucking... Wait, why would he lick a boy? I don't know. But he licked a boy.

The llama was in the middle of a situation. Like his arm? He was putting one of those stamp tattoos on him. And how did the ass grab him? Oh, suck my tongue! Oh! What's the context here? His posture's after footage of him telling a boy to...

Oh, he took... Suck my tongue. Do we have the video, TJ? Ordered the boy to suck his tongue?...sorry... Do we have the video? He ordered the boy to suck his tongue? I text you a picture, big cat. It started with a hug, but then the 87-year-old Dalai Lama asked this boy to kiss him on the lips and then suck his tongue.

The video was taken in February in India, but it only surfaced recently and touched off a social media call. Oh, so he didn't actually look you just wanted He just really wanted his tongue licked General member of the public not some icon this guy need I need his Dalai Lama expert All right, we got it He's fucking having a piss with it For less

Okay, oh Yeah, all right got a big fun. Okay, one a lot of our dates. Okay. Damn. All right. Got a big fun. Okay, those guys Is the Gaga ass grab on video or no? Apparently he did it once she let it slide. He did it again. And then she was like, hey pipe down old fella and that was the The scoop apparently but yeah, I didn't I don't know. Oh shit. Julio you look I'm a Senate to TJ I look like a last airbender kind of yeah you do look like a

Llama or whatever. Yeah, like full-on monk mode That's my guy He's big to get there So don't do that now I'm gonna reach for the pussy Oh He's trying. He's trying. He's trying. He's getting there. He's getting there. Heading the knee. Let's see. Uh-huh, so don't do that. Now I'm gonna reach for the pussy. Oh.

He's a horny one. Imagine how bad he wants to fuck her. Dirty dog. So bad. Dirty dog. Couldn't he just like offer her like eternal salvation? Enlightenment. Yeah, right.

That might be enough though. Like he has that in his mind. Yeah, watching her. There's Julia Oh my god So did you like did you like suffer to a degree? like I mean Ridiculous Don't know. I mean leo a little like it was just kind of it was really cold You know, it just felt like a difficult thing to pull off,

hard to get there, unpleasant to get there. I don't know. The whole trip was difficult. So, you know, to some degree, I was like, why am I putting myself through this? But it felt cool to get. What does your wife think about this? She thinks it's cool that I think it's cool. So she doesn't answer. That's her heart.

She's into it. For real. she's like this is a great answer. She likes when I feel good about the stuff I'm doing. Yeah, that's a tough stuff. That's a very good relationship. Agreed, agreed. I have a dilemma, though, about my current lodging. There we go. Oh, boy.

It involves Nick. This involves Nick. Wait, you're staying in Nick's house? I'm not. But I should have accepted his invitation. Yes, you should. But I felt stressed about the idea of ex- I like, I didn't want him to like see me in the morning and shit.

I think he has a basement. So I wouldn't see him at all? I don't think so. I felt bad about the idea of maybe he's having a tough day and then I'm there. Like, like not being Mario? Exactly. Yeah, you made, in retrospect, you made the right choice because right now it would suck.

He would have to have been awake to, like, host me, which would have given me crippling anxiety, terrible, ridiculous pain. It gives, that aids it. Yeah, and he was definitely thankful that he could just go home and sleep right now. So I made the right decision? Yeah, you did.

Okay, easy. You didn't make the right decision. It ended up being sleep right now. So I made the right decision? Yeah, you did. Well, you didn't make the right decision. It ended up being the right decision. You had no idea that he was gonna be being bested by a plumber for 12 hours. But that is the right decision. But that ends up the right decision. Yeah, so I'm staying at the airport hotel.

The coup was a message, you know, Turtles turned on me. Opinions on color. Oh no, Nick. What are we looking for? Oh no, oh, this is Kyle playing the game. Look at him. Oh No, oh this is Kyle playing the game You're really good at this game We just need one last one of him sucking his thumb. Oh wow Kyle you were look at Idea bread, I was never fully

Couldn't get there most of sleep people people I know you mean people will say you're yeah when you but And then totally bought it and people are gonna. Yeah the narrative is that I was sleeping Play in the close your eyes games and get into multiple very comfortable positions That's very What time was this like seven he was up there playing with me was he all was he doing it all night or two He got there like midnight, right? I thought I thought he just like showed up at six and then went to sleep But he was there all night. He was a master the game at three years old. Yeah. Yeah, we were talking about that It's nuts. There's no chance. It's true. No

He's never mastered the game and be He's never mastered a game. Yeah Kyle you look rested you look there's no but no bags as you go for miles. You look, there's no bags. Did you go home? For miles. You look great. Maybe it's the water. You went home and changed. I did, yeah. I wanted to wear this shirt.

And you feel energetic? No, I feel horrible. Oh. Even though you'd played the game for a while? I didn't play the game. Sleeping game. The sleeping game. You played that for like four or five hours.

Yeah, I slept for a while. Great sleep. You look great quality. That that that face down sleeping the other way that that's it. That's unmistakable. That's as deep as it gets. No, I got to be honest.

I did not sleep. I did not fall asleep. Those are horrible position. That's a song that's such a big up. I do that every day here. That's not my position You're looking real good now. You're not sleep that's sleep Look so comfortable took his hat off and Nick was just sitting back there sitting up miserable the whole time. Nick was playing for a while. For a long while. It's grueling.

Nick was the only one that was, I think, actively angry about their lot in life when I got here this morning. Rudy was hopeful. Tate was hopeful. Kyle was just kinda out of it. But it makes sense now that he has a stand-up show tonight. Yeah. By the way, he's a natural

I went to his first show. He was very good. Very funny. He's right. Very very I don't other people can joke too You don't write them all. Oh Who writes the other ones? Nobody writes them? We would come off the cuff every time I tweet something funny It's like a good one Nick Taraney. No, he doesn't write everything for everybody. He's a very funny guy though. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited to see that.

Very talented stand-up comedian. I agree. I agree with that. And writer. Kind of a natural too though, right? He's pretty good at it. I think so, yeah. Of course. I believe that. Had some heaters when I saw him for the first time. By the way, Shady Rays, get ready for your next adventure with shades that are built

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I gotta I gotta come clean about something that I feel dirty about I took one of Stephen Chase bets last night and I helped signal boost his fucking Pathetic attempt to get stats changed from by the NBA the one at the end or all of those the Jamal Murray pathetic and I I mean when I'm when it So when when I area it's so I I told you and Hank about it I still think it's a the one I retweeted was just so far from an assist It was crazy the one I asked for was absolutely no it was it was it's not it's not it was not this one It was not this one the other one. I retweeted the other one And I did it like kind of like feeling gross I

mean This is my favorite thing in the world that Che does look at this he says this is an assist for Aaron Gordon ready Aaron Gordon Is gonna make an immediate move towards the basket right here. Yeah, that's so Murray's gonna make an immediate move towards the basket right here. Yeah, that's so That's so many dribbles if so, so the dribble thing is that that's an eye test so generally Yeah, the eye test says that was not even close to an assist Generally this this is I can admit a little bit That's the only thing is because if he doesn't take the first step here, then that's an assistive

It's three dribbles four is like it's a bit much going away from the basket changed his direction he was he makes an immediate move no he didn't make an immediate move towards the hoop he did not make an immediate move towards the hoop say what you want about me but if you're gonna take this is not an immediate I will say I will say that's a move away from the hoop I will do it I will say what I want. I will say what I want about you. That's a move away from the hoop. I will do it. I will say what I want about you. You're wrong. And I retweeted that one.

I mean, hey, at the time, I was in on the bet and I didn't even watch it and I retweeted it and then I watched it later and I was like, oh my God. Big Cat, at that point, when I gave the bet to you and Hank and I said, you know, it was 45, 40, whatever it was 45 40 whatever it was when value were the value Kings we don't win But we he was he was one assist behind he would have tied for the lead at that point

That's a that would have been a huge momentum Well, they didn't they don't count the bet at that eclipse like that destroy your credibility, correct Put those out I You know I'm like wow Steve might have a point here I think you don't see't know see what what percentage of your tweets get change turned into change stats uh of those yeah this year has been down but uh ten percent no no

higher twenty five to thirty you talk to this guy I have talked to people work there what was the other one was the other one worse the other one was basically the same thing let me see it. What was the other one? Was the other one worse? The other one was basically the same thing. Let me see it. Sure. The fact that Che has the power to change history

in statistics of superstars. This one is more of an immediate reaction, but there's like a hesitation. How does, wait, that wasn't the exact same thing at all. That's the exact same thing. It's very similar. This one I think he makes a more immediate path, but the fact that he does like a little bit of a step back is.

I mean, he dribbles forever I hey I realize I Have I have seen plays that are four dribbles and assist us. That's not like a standard line It's a good rule of thumb, but there are exceptions So neither got changed neither got changed. It's a great game by the way I'm breaking I lost all my bets and still appreciated it. Well, did you at least fight for them? I did not fight for them because they were pretty straightforward.

Well, that was stupid of you. You should have fought for them. Is OKC the goofiest, best team in the league of all time? What do you mean by goofiest? They're pretty good. That starting lineup's a little goofy. Goofy in what way? I can see how there's a little bit of goofiness in them.

Like looks-wise? Chet is goofy. Chet's goofy. Dort how there's a little bit of goofiness in him It looks like is good. That's goofy dort Dorts a goofy fit a dort can I see? As smooth as he is he's a little goofy. Yeah, who's a posse in the background of his interview? I think the second Kobe Lakers a little mini dynasty was super goofy with Ron our test and how marode him palgas all That was a goofy tea Kwame on that team still? Was Dwight? No, Dwight wasn't there yet. Who's the goofiest champion of all time?

Fuck. Can't be talking about this. He had that blazian goofball. He's a goofy guy. Those guys are both named Jalen Williams. Jalen Williams. That's goofy. Both are presenting.

That is in and of itself goofy. That's goofy both are Sponsor on their jerseys a gas station that feels goofy. That's really good Damn that's a goofy. It's a goofy team We stay with it. Yo, shut up, shut up. We stay with our principles. Yo, on live TV! On live TV! I really didn't think you'd say that on live TV. I love that, I love that. Kids are listening. My man's back to the playoff. All right, thanks, guys.

Congrats. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, they're goofy. Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Say what you want. Oh, man. Outstanding observation. Thank you. Yeah. I love it. I hope they win.

Actually I want the Knicks to win but then I want OKC. That's. You can't want two teams to win. Well what I'm saying is my backup team and actually I'm not convinced that the Knicks are still going to win the series. Dan you're you're you're floating in Bing Bong. I'm not. That was you know how to speak. Oh, yeah But I wanted on the record was that premature that one on the record. I think he's down as beings read this text Read this text. This is I got bing-bong so hard This exact text hold on find it last night, but the next he's he's he's hey Hold on, I'll find it. Last night.

But the Knicks, he's telling the thing before they bonged. Mr. Bing Bong here. The job's not done. God damn, he just wanted to introduce myself. It looks like your paces and my Knicks are going to be playing in the next round. So I thought we'd get to know each other. Yeah, look at me.

I'm on a hike. I'm with my beautiful dogs here. I'm doing my fitness. I got my weights. These are 10 pounders. Yeah. You used to play basketball at Ohio State. That's something. What do you do to work out? Probably use elastics, elastic bands. Yeah. The resistance training. I bet that's what you'd do. I hear you're having a baby. That's

beautiful. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hopefully you'll be a father for that baby and you'll stay in that baby's life and you don't blow it. Bing bong, bing bong. Yeah, so I thought I'd just say hi and I'll see you in the next round. We should get to know each other a little bit and you should get used to this. Bing bong, bing bong. You're gonna have a beautiful baby. You're gonna have a beautiful baby. Bing bong.

This was last night. Read it. Who is a Pacers fan at Barstool? That's from Jerry O'Connell. You say Titus. You met him at the bet gala, right? That one's irrelevant. That's about Hank.

So he found your Twitter. Any notes, any insults? And you said, I'd wait until you actually win this series, and the Pacers win. This was before both games last night. And I was like, maybe you should wait until you win the series. And also, the Pacers have to win their series,

which we ended up doing. He just went right for it. Just went for it, yeah. I do regret he. So he was like, does he have a girlfriend or did he blow it? And I was like, well, he has a pregnant wife. And he's like, oh, and he's like oh good good I was like whoops that was that a mistake I

Like that he did He kind of in there was a slight implication that you're going to be a deadbeat dad the other one but also It felt like a compliment in some way. Yeah, hope you're a father to this child. And you're in his life. He was talking shit while being saying some of the nicest stuff ever. That's the beauty. Yeah, that's Mr. Bing Bong.

But I'm worried for him more than anything. He has counted his chickens. Yeah, because I do think the cells are going to win tonight. I don't know. I don't think they're going to win the series, but the pressure, if they win tonight, does flip back. They can fully win. They can fully win the series.

Yeah. Hank's going to be on the wood tonight. I think that might be a deflated offer. You going to the game, too? Yeah. Okay. Wow. They are probably a better team than the Knicks without Tatum.

Is that a fair statement in any way? I don't know about that. Hey, he's going to be on the wood tonight. I feel like I just saw him. Yeah, he just left. Oh, OK. I do not think they're a better team without Tatum than the Knicks. They might play more team basketball than they were with Tatum,

but Tatum was... He had the game of his life. Here's the problem, I think, for the Celtics is you have to win three games and in one of those games you have to survive Jalen Brown being like everyone watch out. I got this and going like seven for 30. Yeah Is it and they survived that game? Yeah, right? What is it bad for Tatum if they win the series? I think it's bad for Tatum that he tours tours Achilles Is part of him hoping they don't win no if he didn't already have the championship it could absolutely But he has the championship so like you can't point out of him say I also think that doesn't start

Entering his brain until if they got to the finals like he wants him to win this series Yeah, cuz he also like he probably Hates the Knicks even though they didn't injure him. He got injured playing the Knicks Like fuck this if he was out the whole series if this was game one tonight say Do you think the Celtics would be favored in the series? They would be not know it not knowing what we know if happened already Ever so slight yeah, but I don't I do think the Knicks are a better team when Tatum's like Than the Celtics, you know, Jalen Brunson is the best player on the court and he was when Tatum was on the court now

It's like the the gap is even bigger between Jalen Brunson and the next best player Only one guy with finals MVP though. That's true true one guy with the finals MVP on that court Jalen Brown has been terrible yes I agree stinky doo-doo this is like a knee going into the playoffs but that's talking ball you only had one knee we're talking ball banged up got you know ready to go home you what I think they're just ready to go home well they they are yeah I, but it's just but I like to their house So oh not to not to their home arena. I got it to their respect. You don't think you're gonna win tonight I think they're just like what's the line tonight?

It was four and a half right an hour ago. Yeah, you're ten pull over like the grill is like Shattered but they all have nice houses next money line is plus 154 Celtics favorite by four and a half the trafficking sports there's a chance cat is gonna have of a game of his life and that's that's to me the potential wild card She's so zesty you see the highlight of the yeah, can you find his after all that sec? But play the play the cat they was talking about you they really did Kate fuck I love ball we think a fuck I love all I should do the DraftKings read well

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Expires in 30 days. Ends 5-17. See terms at dkhorse.com slash bet slash offer slash details. Big guy, do you have a pick yet for a Preakness? I don't Sorry not being in it sucks. Yes When I seen him throw that ball after all that they can't see you man is it better yeah give it away all right car in any towns baby yeah

SEC what do you mean? oh my god oh my god single coverage goes right out smith oh my god! Down single coverage. Goes right out Smith. I don't know. Both skills in the fit with Jalen Brunson, but you're playing at home. So I can't say that we're surprised about what's going on right now.

Two strokes. Towns a push shot. Oh no way! Oh my god! Towns going back to work. He shot over 50% from the floor. Talpatepate! Great! You know he's going to make the right pass.

Towns battles, there's the offensive rebound. Bro, they asked me immediately about you. What? They really did! I love them! So funny. I love him. So funny. I love that he doesn't self correct. Like Jalen Ramsey, after he had that one interview,

he's never talked like that again. Yeah. Cat fully leans into it. Yeah. I didn't see the Jalen Ramsey. Oh my. It smacks his mouth, right? It is the craziest one.

He's like, he a grown man, act like that. Oh. He came up to me after the game. It's the zestiest interview of all time. Oh. that He came up to me after the game It's the zestiest interview of all time You know i'm saying the game over with you're still mad because I was locking you up All right Yeah, and cat does is when he hits a three Me And cat does is when he hits a three

Kisses his hand Is that real I this almost real When his team shooting he goes put it in What do you would put it where you want to put it in? So funny. What do you want to put it in? Basket? What hole you want to put it in? Unbelievable. He's the best. So you think he's going to have a great game?

If he has a great game, that will be huge. But I do truly believe the Celtics can still win it. Just because I'm used to 25 years of the Knicks just like failing in ways that are on improbable when you guys lived in New York Did you ever experience the Knicks playoff? The the flowing into the streets were you ever caught in that cuz I know the office wasn't that far from it We're yeah, just like and fuck it. I don't really know about the Knicks, but like it was going on I got I gotta get into the mob chain. I went to a game. Yeah, and playoff game. Yeah, it was going on I got I got to get into the mob chain. I went to a game

Yeah, and playoff game. Yeah, it was it was fun Yeah, it was loud as fuck and she was only cared about only cared about his do you think they juice the mics? It sounds so much louder Madison's we're going anywhere else. It is it is a very loud arena the spilling onto the streets I think that only started a couple years ago. Maybe in the Atlanta series in like 2018-19 something like that but yeah that's a fairly new thing when you look at the whole scope they haven't been doing that forever against my better judgment I want to experience that I think like once I'm

in it I'd be like I fuck you I got it yeah I went to many people it's too loud it was like I want to I want to taste me Jensen che we went to a game and it was like because I was like I just want to go to one Playoff game at MSG and it was it was fucking awesome loud as fuck. I Liked I rode New Jersey transit So I always had to go through there and I'd like that you could guess what was going on based off the people Around the arena that night like Oh cowboy boots rodeo must be here grateful dead You could always tell when they were in town, like balloons everywhere on the, yeah.

Oh. Fish was, yeah, Fish did like 12 shows. I went to Pistons, Heat, At the Palace, sat between Eddie Money and David Aldridge. Whoa. Sick. Wow, that's sick. Ben Wallace.

Quite a pair to say. Eddie Money, The Take, Describe Eddie Money. Tom, Tin Knight, that in he he was talking about weed He was trying to be cool. He was like he say who Eddie money is he's the singer of the like rock guy And David Aldridge David Aldridge not super friendly I was I wasn't acting like I had been there though I was trying to talk to him But I feel like he's the type of guy who would appreciate being recognized, but he wasn't what circumstances led to you

Having Eddie money on your left and David in Detroit in Detroit guy went to college with his dad You still like work with Joe Dumars or something. Oh, I know huge there. It is I know it's only playoff sporting event. I've ever been to it was wonderful. Is that any money Detroit guy don't know I know he's a weed guy. I have no idea what he looks like well You came out of this experience knowing nothing about either guy well I mean I gotta be honest you didn't ask the question Scenario like dick well I caught the L from David Aldridge, and then I felt bad asking more of any money God it was sort of like I realized that maybe I'd overstepped. But Eddie Money talked weed with you.

Like, that's skipping like three steps of a relationship, I think. But then what do I say to him? What would I have said? Oh, he looks interesting. Whoa, he looks way different than I thought. This is what he looked like at the time. Top left.

It was more of the vibe. Did you walk to that scene? I never know that scene. Look to your right and say, oh, wow, that's Eddie Money? That's a weed guy. Someone told me it was Eddie Money. OK. I didn't know. But then they were like, that's a look to your right and say oh wow that's Eddie money. That's a weed someone told me It was Eddie money, okay I didn't know but then they're like that's a famous guy Eddie money could be in this room. I wouldn't know it

Yeah, he's experienced MBA reporter be analyst he was maybe he was just like focused on what he was gonna say during halftime or something But he didn't give it up. He was suffering what year did you see him? It must have been 2003 what year did the track he play Ben Wallace or a boy? 2007 seven seven whatever whatever year that was yeah, I was a junior in college. So 2007 aging myself Mr.. Money, uh Steve our Indica guy? Again, not sure. Shit dude.

Yeah, I'm not gonna- I'm sorry I dropped the ball on this. Listen, I'm not gonna- Oh my gosh. Listen, I love having you on the show. That story sucked. Yeah. Straight up.

All you had was names. That's all you had. You had nothing there. You don't think he was cool to sit next to David Aldridge? I know that. Well, no, because he's a dick. Well, at least we know that. He was a dick to me, but you know, what are you gonna do?

I was probably hammered, I don't know. I wish I could take it back. I wish I could take the story back. What do you think Eddie Money and David Aldrich took away from sitting next to you? Probably not much. Yeah. Which is too bad.

I'd like to make my mark next time. I'll make sure to tell them a better story. Yeah, we gotta recreate this. Give you a second chance. I don't think that circumstance will ever happen to another human being. Being between David Aldridge and Eddie Money. You can't say that. Thank you. I think the probabilities are low. That might be the first and only time that sense is ever

said. I was once sitting in between David or David Aldridge and Eddie Money. Might be the only time in human history those two were sitting with one seat between them. And it was me. TJ, pull up the other clips of Eddie Munn and David Aldridge. Yeah. Copulation. In the facility.

Hour long compilation video. Their podcast. It's their fucking favorite thing to do is just sit with one seat in between them. Playing trap somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I can't say I would know Eddie Munn if I, With one seat in between them playing trap somebody Yeah, I can't say I would know Eddie money if I who's if he literally came up to me said hey, I'm Eddie money Cool. All right Does he think you're congratulating him in this tweet feeling is a mute

Yeah, he doesn't it's not that's not I I think he's trying to say I agree also. Did you guys see? Our ditto TDA the tweet you sent me yesterday the dude tweeting that he had a Phone call with mincy and now he's got a lot of things to think about. Like, Mincy, what the fuck do those two talk about? Yeah, I don't like to lean on the Mincy crush, but I'd like to ask him. Like, what is going on?

Did Mincy offer Nadu a job? Did Mincy reach out? Who contacted who first and why? What do they talk about? Mincy's been saying he's gonna get hot. Maybe it could be girl advice. Serious summer. Did they? This whole summer situation we got coming up as Mincy puts it. What? Oh he went home. Mincy went home to go to sleep. Yeah. Oh yeah. She's got a lot of widespread coming up. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big weekend. It's got a lot of widespread coming up. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a big weekend. It's a huge one. The summer situation, you've got to get ready for it. I'm worried about it because the girls upstairs, last time we were here, we were talking about socks, and how if you wear socks a certain way, it makes you old. And I don't remember specifically what the fans said. This is how you came in? What am I saying?

Because summer, you know. I ask this every summer. They can't. What's the rule? You can't let them bully you there's no ruling I don't had wearing running shoes with jeans makes you a loser and Every day when I walk to get my kids from school I switch into walking shoes with my jeans and every day now I'm like I'm a fucking loser. Don't you let them bully you they got all the time. Yeah Yeah, like you can't let them bully you as someone who gets bullied by them all the time you cannot let them bully So I'm actually cooler by not listening to what they say

They have good sock variety in this room right now. Yeah, we do pretty much every style is covered Yeah, no, I'm a victim of them, but I'm letting everyone know don't don't don't come here straight. They do get in your head I'm a scared strong walking scared straight. I got him at a distance. I got him scared of me. Really? Yeah, you got a bowling back Yeah, yeah, you got to look at him and be like, how are you just how was your decision making this weekend? Are you doing the right things and that just sends them into a president? I Like what's the most? Scared you've ever been yeah that fucked him up. Yeah, just give them a task a task to to to go, you know Kind of re-examine their life and then they're they can't mess with you

Just walk by and say has he texted you back yet? Yeah Oh, you do that's good currently I'm dealing with they they told me the other day that I was serving Yeah, no, no, no, I was like, thank you. That's Yeah, I'm serving good. The problem is They've now said it like six consecutive days and it's so clearly mocking. Yes mocking them every time I walk Look at big cats serving again. I'm like god fucking yeah. Do you think you were serving any of those days? No, no probably they've completely flipped it on me. I took the one compliment once and it just ruined me mentally Even one day I did like a I was like service.

Oh no don't do that. Yeah don't ever do that. That's where it turned. That's where it turned. What's the top of your sock doing. Oh rolling up like a little condom top. I don't know I don't really think about it. Oh OK.

I don't think about these type of things. Why did you have to call him out like that. If he't know, if he's gonna be serving, he needs to... Yeah. Sorry. Somebody did say serving more like soft-serving. Oh. Oh. Oh.

That could be good though, that might be a compliment. Have we... did you... I assume y'all talked cream team yesterday. Oh yeah. Yeah. They're going. Yeah, what is the cream team up to? I don't know. They've been kind of silent.

Speaking of the cream team and the Naidoo thing are connected a little bit. What? No. What? So, so... No. So, somebody pointed out that this tweet from Naidoo may coincide with the Cream Team in which Mincy was wearing a Bosco shirt while he may have had a conversation with Jeff

Naidoo about his future. We have to double check that it's actually Cream. Oh no. Uh oh. Uh, Julio, the Cream Team is a task force that I've created to... I know about this and I have an update for you. Oh, uh, julio the cream team is a task force that i've created too I know about this and I have an update for you. Oh, tell me I heard them upstairs describing their plan And it was a lot of fucking yapping. Yeah, and it didn't sound particularly actionable I don't feel that good about where they're at. No, I don't either because I mean the last i've heard from them was they

Jacob was like we found one one flavor and I said bad and then radio silence That was it that that's been open 24 hours. No updates from the cream. They shouldn't know yeah I had to ban Hank why he had a bad attitude about it who has a bad attitude about soft Oh, he was just making fun of me. She's been like you need to have kidney stones Like banned he's bad. Oh, he's gonna cry when we all are walking around licking ice cream. That's going to be so awesome. I had a woman who helps run dairy farms reach out and she invited the cream team to Wisconsin to go to a dairy farm.

I sent that to them. Yeah. Yeah. So I think they're going to go like start from the hoof up. Yeah, they're not. I'd be nervous. The fact that he even came to you with a one flavor only machine. I know. I said, literally saw a bad cream team. He thought he had enough to present it to you

Thought there was a chance that maybe you'd be like how long do they get? What's the cream teams as long as they want okay? So they don't got a quick hook like the Mitchell report It could take days and days and months What if you feel like you don't got the right guys like are you gonna reassemble a cream team? No, I think I'm just gonna go with what I got and days and months. What if you feel like you don't got the right guys? Like are you gonna reassemble a cream team? No, I think I'm just gonna go with what I got. I think the only way the cream team gets disassembled is we buy it and it doesn't work

and then we start it back from scratch. You need to own it, is that part of the stipulation? Yes. Got it. And they're gonna be in charge of maintenance as well. Cause that's the part I'm worried about is that we're gonna buy something, it's gonna be in charge of maintenance as well because that's the part I'm worried about is that we're gonna buy something It's gonna be fucking awesome

We're gonna have a week where we all just get used to our new life of having a soft serve machine Then it breaks and then we're like fuck Mass suicide You take away ice cream from us You take away ice cream from us Once you introduce a soft serve machine into this office. It has to be here forever You cannot take it away. Would you guys all agree? Yeah, that's a fact Yeah, so that's why the cream team has been assembled because I cannot make a mistake with this Yeah, well last time I checked dude. like, what, 80 degrees out there,

and I don't see no truck yet. You gotta get working hard. Do we have a, do you want a cookie? Crumble cookie? Yes. Sure. Wait. Has this been?

No. He's had it the whole time? Where is, he ordered them last night, right? Oh. This might be. Why is he walking so fast? I don't know, he's got the. He's got a joint. What is that? He's swishing. Where is he ordered him last night, right? Oh, this might be why is he walking? Swishing what is that? Oh cat top in his ass

Fuck yeah, I wonder if he got the card. Where's he off to? Under the bathroom. Oh, no, he keeps stuff down this hall like a snowboard to the left He does do that. Yeah I've seen him stockpiles. I've watched his squirrel activities like right outside of that door Yeah, the side entrance he has like all his stuff a stash. Yeah, I asked him this morning. What are you doing back there? He says why do you care? Looks good and khaki though or brown tan outfit khaki tan brown oh why are you walking with such ass can I I don't I don't I don't want this you don't want any of them. I want I want the the mini starbursts I bought that somehow ended up on your side. I've been looking at him every single time. Can I have oh god?

Those those cookies are too daunting are these up for their insane A cookie shouldn't be that big look at at this. I disagree. What is this? That's just a meatloaf. That's a cake. A layered cake. Why would you put it on top of the box? What's this one? What's going on here? That's too much cookie. Touch them all. I said I could eat- It's a wrapper. Sorry. I said I could eat one without hands in a minute and three seconds and everyone was like not a chance. I don't think there is a chance. I didn't do it. How much did you try? No. Can you try? No. Why?

Cuz now I don't know if I could. So why did you say yes? Then I said I can eat eat one with hands in 53 seconds. Everyone's like, no way. I think these are too big to eat in 53 seconds. I want someone else to try for me. You can do that in 53 seconds, Brandon. No chance, all right? Don't eat that yet.

I'm not like the cake. Maybe that cookie'd one. Well then do it in 53 seconds. Oh, I wanna savor it. I've been holding it. Easily do that in 53 seconds. This is big and this is chewy. You can't do that in 53 seconds. Has to swallow? Yeah, no, I don't think this is gonna be done in 53 seconds. I'll give it to anybody. And are you allowed to have water? Who do we think? Yes. Do we have? I think that's a cave. I think that's a doable time. Yeah.

It's very soft. Okay, this would would be a good thing for Kadek We don't have enough fats here today I'm a speed guy You know he's in Sacramento either What Kadek and Nikki smokes are in second I saw that were they doing what? And there's a strongman competition I invited Nikki smokes just walking around in a referee Jersey. What's his is he tweeting cryptically now? I I'm Okay. All right. Sorry

Sorry, you can't follow any directions whatsoever He's doing Star Wars Idiot Agreed. I just don't there has to be a method to his madness he was he was told something and then he just Stopped tweeting altogether and then everyone was like, oh contract and then he came in yesterday The yak chat was being like what's up with Nikki smokes? He went into the act chat and put the eyeballs emoji To just make it a hundred times more annoying

And then I texted was like are you commenting in the act chat? And he said no and I said so did you do the eyeballs emojis like yes, I did Like he's using his contract for this how needy it is. It's not even his contract It's like something separate that he he just can't follow directions. So he could have been tweeting all weekend. He just didn't because he can't follow directions. I don't know what directions he's been given. Pretty simple ones.

And that was breaking it. No, he's fine. He could tweet right now. He could have tweeted all weekend. He just didn't tweet. And then everyone was like, oh man, contract. And then he leaned into it, even though that wasn't what it was about and then It's just

He's a chore. Yeah, he's wearing a ref's uniform All right Star Wars have to do so confused To see if a regular rough shirt and then a fancy rough shirt yeah what is that that's a blouse also Kyle did you see he kind of has his nightmare right there because he has gotten in really good shape but the legs people have been there you got it you got us remember to work on the way you want to show them off prematurely but then just not quite there it's a different timetable for legs so much harder Another Bing Bong this is like two minutes you

You sent me a message. I didn't know if you What even on the internet I went to your ex page you haven't posted in a little while But somebody must have told you that mr.. Bing Bong Was talking about you all, so here we go. Look at me. I'm outside. I'm enjoying my tennis club. It's actually a community center, a rec center. Whatever, I'm watching some tennis. It's fun. I'm outside. I'm behind a desk, a cluttered desk.

Yeah, your desk is really cluttered. You got things all over the place. Why don't you clean up your cluttered desk? Why don't you clean it up? Bing bong, here come the nicks. You're gonna have a beautiful baby. Bing bong. I love that. I love that addition. Beautiful baby.

As an insult. Yeah. It's very disarming. A threatening way to tell someone, you know, the beautiful baby. Beautiful baby. Yeah. So beautiful. A guy talking to you,, you're not the beautiful baby. Beautiful baby. Yeah. So beautiful.

Yeah, when he caps it off with your baby, it would be beautiful. It's hard to get too fired up after that. It's so weird. He's just so good at what he does. He just bing bongs people to death. For his sake, I hope the Knicks get it done tonight. Because that is stress.

That is stress of this series. I don't even I don't know what's the game tonight? He literally was like yeah, we're done. It's over the Celtics are done Stressful spot to be in if you're looking ahead and Bing-bong Such a beautiful baby I got so many people texted me like what is this? Yeah? my family just like Jerry O'Connell the guy from the fat kid from stand by me

Talking about your baby, I see big bong in your baby. He's the best I fucking love him And I like I think that's just all his he lives the best life. He's married to a supermodel and All his videos are hikes Getting breakfast tennis That's it. It's great and All his videos are hikes. Mm-hmm getting breakfast tennis That's it. It's great Very very nice and being like a fun dad. Yeah, I'm gonna be a parent like that. He seems like a fun guy You know his mom was Beetlejuice's teacher No, yeah Beetlejuice Beetleju juice. Yeah. Oh she did a poor job

What do you mean? Oh Beetlejuice movies. I was like that's not really that interesting. No like Howard snow like wow juice Beetlejuice. Yeah. Yeah, Jerry's mom Taught was the teacher. You know Jesus. That's crazy crazy right? Yeah, I'm here than Dahmer's dad Teaching tape yeah, yeah, that's still as crazy. That was nuts mr.. Dahmer Did Tate's teacher was mr.. Dahmer insane TJ you're not here Friday this Friday yeah I'm here this Friday next Friday and or next Thursday rather and this Friday is plinko day correct so we'll have to have Lucas who's not here I'm not Danny's

not here maybe we'll have Tate I was gonna say do we want to we could do a film? Yeah, Tate's Tate's go to point. He's very he's a maniac. Yeah Very good. No now we know why Mr. Dom Tate has had a twisted mind That's such a good point. I mean he was taught by a domer. Yeah Learned everything he knows from Domer. Not to mention he was so inspired by him that he himself became a teacher. Yeah. And a

serial killer. My mentor, Mr. Dommer. Uh, do we have, we have a gauntlet size? Someone to make do it. Have you ran it, Julia? Oh, we don't do it right now. You've ran it right?, right? Yeah in those shoes though wait, so Julia what did you have dates coming up? Are you are you going? Yes tonight? No, so I'm doing the show tonight. Yeah, and are you here tomorrow or no? Oh, okay. You're coming up back on Yeah, okay. Great. I love it. Yeah, I'm in Laugh Boston The 12th of June. Oh, so Nick wasn't joking What do you mean? He was he was like yeah Julio's coming he's got a show he's gonna promote for in Boston in a month I mean I like it I

I'm obviously team Julio outside of this but the idea of like Julio like hitting it huge, huge and like him getting to a point where like he has to do like press and media and he's like, sorry guys, I only go on the Yak. I do the Yak and it's usually to promote something that's months away. In another city.

I hope you're in a big movie someday and you come on the Yak. yeah, yeah to promote GTA 6 Pick it up one year from now. Well, I may be in GTA What do you mean I'm I may be in GTA how so alright I May have gone and done a Voice-over and the whole time I was talking about GTA related things and it may have been the place where they do it, but it was a while ago But I'm in Red Dead online really like as a character. I'm Sergio Vincenzo. I'm one of the side missions in Red Dead Redemption Has anyone tweeted at you? No, but you can look it up. It should be up there.

And I'm an Italian. That's incredible. But like somehow they wanted me to do it in Italian, even though the guy's like not Italian. But anyway, there it is. This is me, dude. That's incredible. And you haven't heard anyone play a clip

of like you talking? I've heard it. I've heard this, but for GTA, I did it so long ago, but that I can't,'t oh it says me. Yeah Not coming out for a while How to capture Sergio What this week's legendary bounty in Red Dead Online the target this week is Sergio What? Look at this week's legendary bounty in Red Dead Online.

The target this week is Sergio Vincenza, the attempted assassin of the governor. Head to your nearest bounty board to start this mission. And when you select this poster, you'll be launched into the cut scene as normal. Unlike the other ones that we've seen so far, you actually get a bit of in-game dialogue from Vincenza as he sits at the top of his watch tower.

So one of the key things to look at for here is that the target does shoot back from his tower using a sniper rifle So you'd have to keep that in mind when you're approaching so as you land on the map you up by Ansberg Hello YouTube how live Okay Damn anarchist Sergio Vincenenza he ain't even American either did you know he was gonna kill the governor if they didn't find him out and who can guess how many

minds he poisoned talking that collectivist nonsense stopping this loud mouth is what the law was made for. You're a communist? Yes, yes. Ain't going to be easy, though. I heard he's bedded in deep with a bunch of these zealots. Oh, and he's a former military sharpshooter, too. Ha ha ha. Here we go.

My brother. No way! Oh my brother. My brother. Liberty will be shackled at all cost. That is how government works. I used to use this rifle to fight for them. But now it is turned the other way.

Whatever happens, we must be strong of you amigo How long that's it's like an hour that's incredible my brother Julio's and redhead play the clip for him How'd you get that? Just like like an am, my commercial agent. Dude, we need to get you more of these. My brother. He didn't give me the shackles at all cost. Sergio Vincenzo.

You're Sergio Vincenzo? I used to use this. He might be in GTA. You got a little... Oh wow. A little bit? I enjoyed the cookie. This awesome you might be in GTA you got a little uh oh wow Yeah And time You finishing the cookie Oh Right here, so you might be in GT. I might I would be awesome

So what kind of lines did you read for what character? I just say I may potentially I'm getting in trouble in trouble Alright, don't say it, don't say it But dude, like, I don't know, anyway I may be in it, and I'll tell you what, the character may sound very similar to that one I'm a one trick pony Your typecast is an Italian

video game character That's incredible. You even speak Italian? No. But dude I would always get Italian audition so I would always lie and pretend that I was and like talking an accent the whole time and like Barely passable, but I think hello today Whatever you want you just put a vowel at the end and then yeah I got a bunch of stuff from it because I would never get any other auditions because my name's insane

Oh speaking of Italians you guys see the the fireman video? I didn't saw it last night. I saw its existence but I never watched it. Jerry knows these people. I couldn't get through it. It's confirmed real? Confirmed real by Jerry. I could have figured it out.

I didn't watch it. It's crazy. It's also like so Italian. He even does a Fredo Corleone kiss on his own wife. It was my birthday. Get her a little something, right? A happy birthday like bullshit. You know what I'm saying?

I can't stop important. I thought it was fake. Jerry said it's 100%. It's brutal. It's his 40th birthday party. Yeah. First. Yeah.

It's on his workplace. Pretty ironic. Did you get this whole thing? I did. I just make sure. You're not even cheating. What is that? they I'm trying to think. Oh, thank you. I'm going to go again. Oh, yes. It was beautiful. Pretty good for a father, right? That's out of it? That's out of it!

Oh! Oh! Yeah. I fucking know everything. That's right, bitch. fucking know everything. That's right bitch, I know everybody. I didn't see his skinny little hailed thing, I wasn't in his face. I know about all the plain B pills you had to take and you filthy fucking cunt.

Fuck you, I fucking know bitch. What's happening? That's right, I fucking know everything. Don't act like you don't fucking know. What are you talking about? I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. I never hate fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. I never hate anyone like that.

I fucking hate you. What's happening? What you did to me, the betrayal? I hate you more than my children. What's happening? You know exactly who I am. What's happening? You know exactly who I am, too.

What are you talking about? I don't know what's happening. I don't know anything. I don't know. I don't know. And then the best is the follow-up of them just like dancing like he kicked them out and they just had the most Italian party ever. Yeah, no fake radar going on.

I think this is very real. Yeah. Are we sure? What the fuck is that? Of course he knows. What a move to do that. In your own 40s. Fuck you, I don't give a fuck.

Oh and the women behind the camera were like he knows? Yeah. Yeah, you heard that at the end. They said he knows like he knows yeah, yeah, yeah, they said he knows he knows yeah Frank the tanks hometown yeah Belleville you have the video I know you can't play with the sound but of them dancing after just being like he would just immediately went back to just like Italian, New Jersey Divorce like yeah, they were like bumping to a DJ. Oh Yeah, I think like a fight almost broke out. And listen, whoever here doesn't back, still backs this piece of shit up for all that,

get the fuck out! This is my god, the important. Play that! Play that! Yeah! So. Play that. Yeah.

Level stress. Oh, she tried to hit him. Yeah, the friend, I think. Yeah, look. It became a divorce party. Wow. He's fucking dancing it up with his boys. I wanna know the timeline of events.

Did he plan the party so he could do this Yeah, party already play. It was his 40th birthday So I think maybe he found out I don't know like I want to do a big party for my 40th So I could do this to her or is it just like I don't know It seemed ultra rehearsed Well, there are far fewer people at the party than there were before it seems. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, there's definitely some people were like All right, we're not friends. We're out of here. Hey, we're on the Yak right now. Was, uh, was, was, was Nicky the firefighter,

did he, how long did he know before the party? Uh, I think I, I want to say months. Whoa. I'm almost positive it's months. And he just was like, I'm'm gonna do this at my party I'm pretty sure yeah, I'm pretty sure he had he found out a while before He knew he knew He was having a surprise birthday And then he kind of like kept on questioning her questioning her and she kept on denying it And then once he found out the truth the party he found out about the party and then that's when he did all that stuff The truth the party he found out about the party and then that's when he did all that stuff

No, so that was supposed to be a surprise party for him. Yes, so he found out the surprise party to really a surprise party for her It's a surprise for her Well, I don't know if it's a right move But yeah, like I think they'd like getting a divorce is painful enough to then become a viral meme probably doesn't help Yeah, don't don't cheat on your husband before his 40th birthday Okay, yeah good lesson. All right. Thanks chair All right. Bye. It seems like a more of a two wrongs. Don't make a right situation to me Oh, well, no you I don't think he was wrong to do that I just again I don't if you're gonna get divorced I don't think you want it to be like as public as that yeah, like that's something you probably like in the moment

You're like that was awesome, and then the next day you wake up, you're like, go on your phone and you're like, oh shit. Something tells me he might be okay with it all. Yeah, true. Yeah, he might be a little. The New Jersey Italians are a billion strand of people. That's why I was reading people being like, oh, I just feel bad for the kids and then other people are playing,

don't, this is like potato potata. Yeah, he'll probably get a lot of pussy out of this. Yeah. Like, he's a good looking guy. Yeah. And he's a firefighter. but it's dark enough. You wouldn't know them if they walked in the room Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, they could have been on that door right there. I do it, but then there's the part where I The kids that sucks yeah that part it probably should have thought about What my kids are gonna someday watch the video of my parents getting divorced.

No, the kids at school are gonna see this. Yeah, that too. That's the worst part. Yeah. Yeah, do you sit them down before you give them their first phone and be like, listen, your mother's a fucking whore. But I think that's the strain of,

here's the Italian that would welcome that, that all the kids know. Right, and this might end up being a reality show at some point Yeah, so then it's like mission really accomplished. That's what people are saying like to the kids. This would be family lore. It's like Okay, that's not even more because we can see it. Yeah that kiss was like you find out Yeah, it was yeah, I know was you do you think it landed do you think it hit do you think it was kiss like the whole? Yeah, I know it was you do you think it landed do you think it hit do you think it was kiss like the whole? The party after look kind of cool I think he envisioned it to be like a movie scene right but without the production and editing of a

Team right this does shock had to process first though like yeah, and in a movie you can script what happens next Not to critique how he went about it, but like Yeah, also not to critique how he went about it, but like It would have hit a little more if he had maybe had a projector and put up the pale dick They should have put a little dick. Yeah, that would have been a real. Yeah was missing that would have been a fucking hammer That was the insult is pale. Hey, I did a little pale little pale skinny pale guy in the crowd Little pale skinny pale Them fucking I guess

Guys sent a dick pic. I think Jerry said let me see It's so little how'd you see it? I told you yeah Jerry's like I have all the videos like I do not want the he's like I don't have that one there. Let's see If he doesn't have the skinny pale dick the little pale Landscaper so maybe it was a ring cam situation Dick in view also he was paying this guy to do his landscaping and the guy was doing his wife. Yep Fuck his wife That was very Italian sounding yeah, he hired him to do the loan he was doing his wife Did he's a landscaper with a pale? That was very Italian sounding. Yeah. He hired him to do the lawn, he was doing his wife.

He's a landscaper with a pale. I don't know if we're calling winners out here, the guy that was getting paid to do the yard work and fucking his wife? Yeah. Putting in pavers and. If I know Italians, he was shaping bush. He loved it, well trimmed.

He mowed that lawn. Yeah. Do you know Italians? I've known. Julio. I've known See mark see you then This episode is brought to you by New Amsterdam Vodka, the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy just got promoted, or you're just having an amazing day, you can celebrate your wins with New Amsterdam Vodka.

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So who's running the gauntlet? You are? I don't know. We don't know yet. Well, we'll find out our assignment shortly. What time did you get here this morning? I got here at 5 42. Damn. Left my house at 4 55. If I leave before traffic I get here in about 50 minutes. That's good. I'm able to drive like 90. I'm able to really just let it go. No traffic slowing me down. No death shakes? No, I think that was a cold weather thing. Got it.

Because once it warmed up, it stopped doing the wobble, which is really good. So it goes pretty good. What do you got on the presets, Brandon, the radio? Oh, I just listen to my phone. You raw, dog? I have a set. Monday is Fridays, Country Music Day.

Monday is Rap Day. Wednesday is Soul Music Day. Tuesday is 80s. Thursday is 90s. Oh, what's your rap day consist of? I have a drive to work playlist with all my favorite raps. Like old school? Yeah. Well, no. Yeah yeah mostly probably 90s to 2010. Okay so a lot of Macklemore? No Macklemore.

Outkast, Jay's ATI, College Dropout, a lot of that. Oh yeah so that's my Monday because Monday I got to I just slammed myself right into the week And I like the music to hit me in the face Tuesday 80s nice laid-back vibe try to set the tone and by Friday I'm just pure porch country music. I'm gonna be sitting out in the Sun unless that's Friday. So that's Friday watching cigarettes burn yeah, and then That's what I listen to on my way in Yeah, I dream big boy you Danny definitely call into request songs and then that's what I listen to on my way in. Damn. Yeah. Andre and Big Boy. Danny, you definitely call in to request songs. No.

What's the point? Even if anyone who calls in, it's still the same songs. They're not gonna throw it in your room. I used to do it all the time in middle school and high school. Did you ever dedicate a song on the radio? To my friends and stuff, yeah, we would do it for each other. Never to a boy? Never to a boy never to a boy

That's when like that was the only way you could hear the song. Yeah, we'd be at sleepovers No, I'll call and be like this is for Christina It's pretty exciting. Uh Let's see a Stephen Che gauntlet. Oh Okay. Oh What? I'm Stephen Che. Sorry. What did you want for me? Uh a gauntlet? Sure, okay, right And Stephen I'm gonna say if you get

Under if you don't get under 215 the next you're gonna lose this series Give me 222 why I'm wearing a two jersey. Okay, you get 222 why Okay, you get to 22 He's wearing a two-jersey god damn it. You know it made a lot of sense there damn it Are you big Delilah person Kate? I feel like I like Delilah I used to yeah, yeah be into it. I can see that is she still going yeah, I think so She's been on for like 30 years. Yeah, she's the relationship her you guys Yeah, this is the voice. I'm always stunned by people still calling into that yeah, like real serious issues like whatever

She's been like divorced like four times. She's had some crazy Zack let's not fuck this up all right Yeah, Delilah little pale day Zack wait come here real quick, Zach. By the way, the body armor, the gauntlet's brought to you by Body Armor. This segment is brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drink. Body Armor has great tasting flavors like strawberry, banana, and orange mango. No artificial dyes, flavors, or sweeteners.

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Making sure we narrow down the right one. Do you feel confident? I feel good about it so far, yeah. Any hiccups? What happened yesterday with the one flavor machine? We just had to go back to the drawing board there and make sure we have two hoppers. At what point did you think I was a one flavor guy? Is there anything about me that would give off one flavor?

No, we're just exploring options more so. But I feel like we've nailed it down to where we need two flavors. But that was an alarming moment. Yeah, it was a hard reset. What's something you've learned so far about ice cream machines? A lot of these machines,

we're trying to see if we can go at 220 voltage, that way we can run it out the kitchen. For two flavors, we need two hoppers, that way you get the chocolate vanilla and then you give it that twist in the middle as well for the cleaning You know they've got the the drive shaft for the for the middle you got to attach the blades And then there's two plastic scoops on both sides of those blades that typically clean But you really got to be careful here when you clean them

We gotta make sure we get the overings in the gaskets off clean good in between this that would that none builds up that we have a Satisfying safe ice cream. That's your guys thorough cream team is gone They're doing it. They're on the right path fucking doing is good. That is a good addition yeah, yes, he made a call to a guy that has a wholesale restaurant equipment that he knows and We didn't get too far with that, but he did We didn't get too far with that, but he did reach out. What?

I can't have it for free? He did. He did a workshop in it. Did they talk about the ice cream machine or did you just tell them the story of the White Sox game? They talked about the ice cream machine. I think he was on the way back from a poker tournament. I don't even have to ask.

They just called a guy that... Are you going to ice cream machine? Let me tell you about Tim Elko Do you by chance know what mincy said to Jeff Nadu in regards to the ice cream machine I do not know I've talked my hand okay, okay had ask all right Thank you, sir save some shots Like the throws sir around there Then a do tweet is crazy crazy. What could him and mincy talk? No idea It's a good of them career optimism. Yeah them doing anything together is alarmist

You got a good one Zach gonna be on the cream team for as long as he wants. Yeah. Yep He's gonna be on the cream team for as long as he wants. Yep, yep. Yeah, that was impressive. Very. O-rings, gaskets? Yep. Drive shaft.

I mean, he is like, if he can figure this out, he's got a job for life, basically, because then he's gotta just make sure he, it's like the nuclear bomb, he can't let anyone else have the secrets. Right. As long as he keeps the secrets to himself, we can't lose him. It's a valuable nuclear bomb. He can't let anyone else have the secrets. Right. As long as he keeps secrets to himself, we can't lose him. It's a valuable man.

Yeah. OK, ready? Oh, big guy. Body armor? Take a sip of body armor. I just did it, TJ. Take a sip of body armor, body armor gauntlet. Chay, do you want a mulligan you can use throughout any

of the gauntlet? No. How would that work? No. Larry Johnson jersey last time there in the stage right I think you're gonna have a good time I do have a gauntlet thing after this gauntlet is over I show you guys all right 2 22 all right here we go 3 2 One, go. Oh. Yes, wow. Let's go, Zach.

Oh no. Oh, that was, oh, that was, that was not good. Torching it. What is this? Why is he, what the,

why is he softly hitting it? What in the pickleball? What is he? What the? Why is he softly hitting it? What in the pickleball? What is he doing? Oh boy. That's crazy. Oh boy. He's on. He's on record watch.

He is. Now watch. Nah. He is. And it's not. Now he's not. You gotta make your shots right away. Shoot like Josh Hart, dude. Turtle. Oh my god. Oh my god. 222 is the time to beat. Oh my god. Oh my god.

222 the time to be oh my god. Oh my god As you say This is really bad he's not a bad shooter too. He's a tongue-out guy game one South there Look, he looks here before each. There it goes. Mm-hmm. It's a bad omen for the Mets. Try shooting with your tongue in, Steve. There we go.

Oh, oh. Running with the rack. Cash. Oh. Tongue. He's like the Dalai Lama out there. Oh He's like the Dalai Lama Thank you for laughing Fuck Jazz are

Raphael ah Shit Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello New York City bass Lance bass Timberlake oh no fuck oh 222 44 I said New York City a while ago No you had to get under 222 You got 222 44 that's it

Damn you have to concede Concede what the series yeah never you have to What where in the world on the world There's like super cities Mexico City has like 40 million people Blazers We got tripped up on the NFL questions very wordy six and all players catch a TD for more than 13 different queer. Oh Wow, holy shit This is pretty sick

There we go select a vision. That's awesome. Oh My god. Oh man TJ who made this There's got goat chase on Twitter. Love it. Thank you. Go chase. Oh, yeah. Oh shit. So the days to 532 days.

Holy shit. That's how long you've had the record. So now you can. It's very, very short of law. Oh my God. I can do that. Can we see comedians? I believe so.

Maybe not division comedian. Right. Can I do that? Can we see comedians? Bottom yeah, there you go division Go left division bottom left bottom left below that top left bottom bottom of the top Bottom of the top to the left no no no not there left or left Yeah, I agree 163 days. This is awesome. Julio top ten take it twice shit

There's been a couple of people that have sent some like website samples and stuff. This is the best one I've seen because you can actually enter times into it. It's pretty cool. My best time is as a moth? But Chet, you have really really good average times. Like you always run it pretty low. Interesting. Cool. Sick. Nixon 5. Like you always run it pretty low Interesting cool sick Nixon five but

No, cuz you just lost anymore. I Don't consent what no you consented when you when you said 222 We're still gonna went on it, but you know you're not you you you held the series in your hand Kind of at the so maybe it'll go to overtime. It was 222 on the nose. No it had to be under 222 Where are we losing you? Yeah? There's this there seems to be confusion here He's sorry the best part about this is like he could simply say my gauntlet time has nothing to do with gonna happen when the NBA playoff Not doing that. Oh, he's trying

He is agreeing that This is the monumental gauntlet. He's just trying to Trying to tweet the clip at the You know he's gonna review it after and be like look I actually the timer should have stopped it here But as it stands right now, it's over We'll see Good disagreement there Just could have simply said yet. This has nothing to do with the guys playing basketball

Too easy just didn't do that. All right, so Julia you're here tomorrow? I'm here tomorrow. Love it. Nikki will be back. Yeah, let's spin the wheel. I feel like we got, I feel like we're getting a little closer and closer to the bad things. Oh, we got a Kate date. Yeah, that's right. I got to hit him up about it. Oh, Brandon.

Oh, hey. Well, Jay was a must. A little bonus Brandon for it. Oh, yeah, a little extra. A little overtime Brandon. Yeah, overtime Brandon. Oh, hey. Well, Che was in my seat. A little bonus Brandon for it. Oh, yeah. A little extra. A little overtime Brandon. Yeah, overtime Brandon. Not an overtime Brandon.

Well, yeah. No, there's usually the gauntlet goes directly to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, once I get out on the court, I rarely come back. But yeah, Che was in my seat. So now I'm back. Overtime Brandon. You're right. Give us something good for bonus time.

A little extra b-walk. Yeah, a little. Hey, everybody. Post credit scene. There bonus time. A little extra b-walk. Yeah, a little. Hey everybody. Post credit scene. There it is. Good to see everybody. Yeah. I have a small note.

I'm starting a live show tomorrow with Megan and Danny. Tomorrow at nine. Yeah. Oh wow. Mencie's moving to the afternoon, so I'm taking that slot. Wake up, Mencie moving to the afternoon. He's moving to the afternoon. He's moving to the afternoon.

It was too difficult to wake up three times a week. For a 9 a.m. show. Like for 10 weeks a year? Well he said his mistake was doing it too many times a week. It's not enough content to spread around. That makes sense. Wait, wait, wait, what?

The mistake was what? Doing it three times a week is a lot. So is he also pulling back on his number of shows? And he said afternoons are more, more gamblers are awake in the afternoons, which I think super fair I didn't even know it was a gambling show No idea was a gambling show he graciously gave me the heads up and I was like, oh I would like that slot

It's just once a week. What's the name? And where do you watch it? It's just Kate and friends in the morning Thank you KB. It's just Kate and friends in the morning It's me Megan Danny and a bunch of rotating people in and out. I like that crew. Who's the last person in this room you'll ask to come on? The last person in this room I'll ask to come on. Brandon's looking at me hard.

I'd probably say Brandon. Can't be Brandon. Well you've done a morning show before. I know, well that's kind of what inspired it, and then rhone.com and Moot Can't Sleep, I was watching that and I was like, man, I love the worlds that they've built that's so cool. I love interacting with people on like my socials and stuff. And I was like, I'd love to like, Will you have Minzy on tomorrow? It is like kind of a passing of the torch.

I was thinking about, well, he'll be gone, right? Or no, Friday. So I was thinking about it. He might be gone. He could be, right? He could be gone. But yeah, I was thinking about it. It would be nice for the viewer to be like, be, right? He could be gone. But yeah, I was thinking about it. It would be nice for the viewer to be like, oh, the show I used to watch now go on the afternoon. Well, mine's live live, so I'm afraid to have them on. Oh yeah, that's true, that's true.

I don't want to ruin it. YouTube? Are you worried about all the- YouTube, I think it's gonna live on Viva TV. Okay. And it's gonna be a mix of different stuff, making myself go out in the city and like widening my frame of reference again.

It's like forcing me. Yeah, get out. Every week I have to go do something new like an open mic or a all kinds of random stuff Are you worried about the wakeup mincy audience being stunned? Yeah, they turn on their their YouTube machine, and they're just like what the fuck is this? I'm gonna talk about myself a lot too, so I think they might find comfort in that it'll be an adjustment period maybe yeah How many days a week just Just once to start out but hopefully more than that if it goes well. And it starts out with a workout pre at 850 a workout 10 minute long. Danny are you in this workout? He kind of is. This one a little yeah. Same time slot

except from what I heard Kate doesn't have a gag button. No. I mean she still will. So your show's at nine but you have a pre-show at 8.50? A pre-show at 8.50. It's like, it's the part of the joke of the show is like forcing me to get my groove back and like, do more. Okay. You're finding your YouTube eye's your bait.

You've had this conversation. I know. You're not one of the people I'm worried about. You're not in the Minzy. But we have all kinds of- And who's now, I'm finding out has moved his show and less of it. Which less is more for him.

Three hours a week though is a lot. I don't know how you can do less. No, WOM is not an hour long. That's crazy. He was nice about it. How about if you got WOM? Was it a half an hour? I know nothing about WOM.

It's a Snapchat. It's a minutes. Are W you were in quick picks the same thing I think one averages between 20 and 21 minutes gambling show no it's not that okay Let's see one so yeah, I mean now Well we don't have to concentrate on certain things One is We don't have to concentrate on certain things. Womb is... Sponsored? Womb is... Womb is not... I like the thumbnails.

Or sorry, thumbnail. Womb is... They do change the thumbnail every day, don't they? Womb. Womb could use a moment. What am I looking for here? Womb, Womb. Womb needs to move to the afternoon.

Womb. Yeah, that's gonna be... Could you use a moment to get the people talking? As I'm... Womb. It might be three times a week. It's actually listed to the afternoon. Well, yeah, that's gonna be a moment to get the people talking as I'm Well me three times Listen 845 That's also just not when it is right. It's it isn't nine. It's a pop-up. She's one is one It's good that we don't have an analytics department Because the otherwise they would be counting on their fingers

Promoting we got to promote one. Yeah. Yeah, we got it. We got a we got a boost one Mincy in the afternoons. Yeah, it's gonna shake it up. Yeah, it'll be good He was it's been a delight Kate and friends is what you're wrong Kate and friends in the morning Okay, love it. Just simple. So but you can't move that to the afternoon then I know I gotta stick with Yeah, I actually a hundred percent think that mince is just gonna start waking up at like 2 o'clock Like well, I have wake up What are you talking about I owe it to my audience Is that not weird anybody else that the cover photo is just the wrong time yeah?

Yeah, he does it clock and yeah, but his show to To after this you know what I'm realizing my logo looks like just like his what is your logo? I just shoveled with a fucking coffee After this you know what I'm realizing my logo looks like just like his what is your logo? disheveled with a fucking copy What the fuck That's okay. Can we see the logo? I don't think so I think it's like on my phone somewhere, but all right I'm keeping a low side there with us. It might be Keep building on it keep working me and the moms yeah Danny fucked up and made eye contact with me when I was looking for people

All right, let's spin the wheel You guys hit date with Kate yesterday yep, I saw Dawson stressing about it today. Yeah, he should be I gotta hunt him down today He's acutely aware of it because he's oh is he he's talking to me. Nope. All right. All right. We'll see you tomorrow Thank you. It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Yes, time to talk shop and do a Yankee swap It's the Yak! It's the Yak! It's the Yak!

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