The Yak - Glenny Balls Bonded with Ed Sheeran over GoodFellas | The Yak 8-21-23

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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Oh yeah I forgot You came too I missed you guys. I've missed you guys so goddamn much. We're back here. Oh yeah, I forgot you came too. I missed you guys so goddamn much. Even though I saw you on Friday. Where did you get that? That's sick.

That's sick. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. It's nice. This is a Jensen shirt. Oh. That's awesome. Nice.

But everyone who is canceled is out, nice. But everyone who's canceled. Very controversial. Everyone who's canceled is out of the fucking doghouse. Back him. Everybody that's canceled is unleashed like the people who were blocked on Twitter. Yeah, they did a get out of jail free card. Yelling at people who worked for him. Oh, come on.

That's what I mean. Tough and all. Is he the shrimp guy? Yeah. And finding shrimp. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp dude. He was the shrimp on. That's what I mean. Tough and all. Is he the shrimp guy? Yeah. Yeah, and finding shrimp. He was the shrimp dude. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That was the dude.

That was the worst thing that could have ever happened to him. Yeah. Devastating. Have you made a comment about the blocking? If they... I don't think they're allowed to do it. Rico, what are you going to do? Because literally the only thing that came to my mind when I saw Elon tweet that was

Rico Bosco. One name. And Brandon. And Brandon. And Brandon Walker. Mostly Rico. No, but they said it's against the app's Apple Store policy

to not be able to have a block feature. Yeah. Haven't done it in a while. Oh, I block accounts left and right. Not people that follow me. I block just like

annoying accounts like fucking those non-aesthetic images or whatever. The bigger problem, not even the trolls, the bigger problem is I don't want people in my personal life seeing shit.

I want them completely out. Whenever it's like a little kid with a tube in their nose, they put that underneath your tweets. Look at this kid. We're raising money for this kid. These sob stories that are spam. Oh no, I haven't seen those. I blocked almost all

of those massive accounts. I see titties. You're blocking GoFundMes. Yeah. No, but they're not. You could tell the difference. But I know what you... Fake ones?

You might think from afar, I am blocking GoFundMes. I am... From afar, I'm killing children. But when you get closer, you're like, oh, yeah, that guy's spammed the same thing. Yeah, the bots. Bots and the death accounts. Yeah. Too much. There's another one. The guy, he guy's spammed the same thing. Yeah, the bots. Bots and the death accounts. Yeah. Too much.

There's another one. The guy, he's like a graphic designer or something. He's replying to every... Quality logo done? Yeah, quality logo. Those are bots. Do you need a quality logo done? No, I don't.

Nuts. And the naked women? Yeah, I'm the thickest 18 here. Yeah, the naked women? I mean, I do always look at the naked women. And you just get pissed. You have to. You have to.

Yeah, they always comment that, like, are you bored? The fact that they're marked as not safe for work makes me want to look at it more. Yes. Is that one girl with the weird looking pussy? Wait, what? I know who you're talking about.

Oh, we see it? Was I the only one that we see the pussy? You got a weird looking pussy. Pussy can't be weird looking. You might. No, it's an odd looking pussy. It's the lips.

Huh? The lips look weird? You barely even see it. Pussy is traditionally weird looking. Oh, it's a bad. So is penis. So let's be honest. Penis is way worse than pussy. Oh, pussy's worse.

Pussy's weirder looking. It's like an open wound. I think I got scorned for life with the email chain when they did the thing where they painted it to make it look like Homer Simpson. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, yeah, that was funny. You ever see the one where the balls are Thanksgiving turkey?

Yep. That one's very funny. That's funny. You do a lot of shit with balls. Balls are Thanksgiving turkey. Yep. That one's very funny. That's funny. You do a lot of shit with balls. Balls are funny. Some guys have more elastic balls than others. Oh, yeah, the dick tricks. Yeah, I used to do dick watch.

Yeah, tire pump. He'd put his dick around his wrist. He'd be like, hey, can you tell me what time it is? You ever see the tire pump? What's the tire? I know he had a big dick. The tire pump is you take a little bit of your nutsack into this, like here, and you take your dick and you hit it and hit it,

and you feed the ball in so you inflate it. Did you do that for us? It's been a while. I used to do it to my buddies in college. The tire pump? I'll do it like off camera and you can watch it. I don't even see that. I just don't know.

I'll still watch. I don't know if my dick is flexible or tiny because I've never even been able to do the mangina. I can't do it. You like feed it. I got really saggy balls. Do you? I got low balls.

You're too young for that. I realized that because I brought up that I piss on my balls all the time and then everyone was like, you piss on your balls? You? Yeah, my balls. He's either got a small dick or big balls. My balls hang low.

Could be both. They wobble to and fro? Sweet chariot. They ever hit water in the toilet when you're sitting? Yeah. Can you throw them over your shoulder like the Continental? You might flush them one day. My plumbing in my apartment's not strong enough to pull them off.

He flushed his balls. He's lightly tugging. You go to Japan, though. If I go to Japan, they'll definitely suck him up. He'll get sucked back to America. Fastest way to get to Japan. Through the center of the earth. Through the balls.

Flushed his balls. Sass flushed his balls again. So did that guy request Diet Cokes? Sass is just walking And he's just like Ooh, new pavement You're like, how'd you know? None of them All's on new pavement

We did it out of respect Why is he a big Diet Coke? Is he like known for Diet Coke? Yeah It's like his thing, yeah I love Diet Coke He loves aspartame Was it fun?

Was it everything that you It was great, yeah I mean, it commands the room Yeah, he is He's the Pope I heard, he is the pope. I heard it on in the office. I was like, is everyone listening to him? Because his voice is so iconic.

Yeah, no. We did an hour. We could have done six. Oh, Dan, Dan, Dan. Got a sliding table here. It won't go off. It won't go. It might.

It might get started again. It's fine. It's going again. It's going, dude. It's going slowly. It's going to go. Did you feel like you had to keep the conversation? Did you feel like you had to play his role on his show, or did you let it be him?

No, at one point, the only thing I was worried about was I felt like I just didn't want to ask every question. I didn't want to hog the ball. So I was pointing and just giving, like, make sure everybody gets to ask a question. Because there was a million different topics that we covered and a million we didn't cover. Like, he could have done everything with him. Yeah. So, yeah, it's just, he's St. John's guy. Didn't you, what's a question you didn't get to ask?

If people come up to him now, you look at, like, the rise of podcasting and YouTube and all this stuff. Like, I grew up in the car listening to him. Like, how many people come up to him or what he thinks, like, his impact is on the industry, you know? Like, kids who grew up, like, just. Yeah, that was a good non-non-ass yeah leave it on the literally whatever you said i was gonna say that of course yeah that's the best question ever that's how it goes no that's a good question because i do think like that's you know people grew up like idolizing i'm listening to him like oh i want to do that i want to do you know like so he invented radio he did he did we were trying to troll travi because he's, like, young.

We were like, they basically, like, created the standard. Was he wearing his Ed Sheeran shirt? Yeah, he is. Hasn't slept from last night? No, that was. Just put it on. Yeah, that would be hilarious. He was wearing a tank top, like, seconds ago.

It's his iconic shirt. You get to class it up for the OnlyFans girls. They always bring in at least one guy with them. I was just going to say, how do you think you get that job where you just hang out with an OnlyFan? By having sex with the girl. One of those guys is her husband. One of those guys is who? One of those guys is her husband.

Where's the other guy? Oh. Wait, you know her? That's Paige Van Zandt. She was a UFC fighter. That's Paige Van Zandt? Yeah. Oh, and now she does OnlyFans.

Oh, that is. She was on AEW. Would you look at? Was she on UFC or WWE? No, she did MMA and then she did wrestling. She was headlining. She did bare knuckle at one time too. She probably doesn't even need security.

I wonder which one's her husband. What if it's the other one? I've been sitting on that for two months. Luckily, you haven't had to talk. I think it's the back. They got a lot saved up. Been doing a lot of thinking on the boat. Good haircut though. Great. The best he's ever had. Thank you.

Really is good. How's the boat? It's great. We ride. Hey Paige. Hey Paige. Went right down. We ride the boat a lot. I bought them a platform, a pad that I can haul out

the middle of the boat and they can just jump off into the water. That's awesome. Yeah. Just floats there? Is there an anchor to it? Or it just floats it where? Well, I just anchor the boat and it's tied to the boat. Got it.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's sick. Having a good time. Yeah. House looks beautiful. Are you using that outdoor area? Oh, yeah. A lot. Well, I had a video of a bird the other day. Oh, yeah. It was a c time. Yeah. House looks beautiful. Are you using that outdoor area? Oh, yeah.

A lot. Well, I had a video of a bird the other day. Oh, yeah. It was a cormorant. He did have a video of a bird. Like I saw the video. Multi-tiered patio? Come on, bro.

Oh, yeah. That's fucking sick. Bro, did you even ask him how he's doing with his car crash? Oh, yeah. How are you doing with your car crash? I've gotten over it. Really? I think it's something that we all need to move past as a show.

Are you moving past it? Yeah, I'm past it something that we all need to move past as a show. Are you moving past it? Yeah, I'm past it. Are y'all ready to go past it with me? If they can't. I hope we don't hydroplane past it. Hydroplaning at 60 miles an hour is a terrifying thing. It's very scary. It can obviously put you into a state of duress and

really mess up the rest of your day. You nearly totaled the car. The back of it, yeah. Did you? No. So you didn't total it? It's about five grand away from totaling it. Well.

So get another crash. $2,500. Yeah. It needs a new taillight. See it through. Let's do it. Total the taillight. Which is a nightmare.

Yeah, a nightmare. Nobody wants that. It was a Yukon? Uh-huh. Hell is a nightmare. A nightmare. Nobody wants that. Was it Yukon? Uh-huh. Hell of a car. Doozy. Big car. And you're going to keep it?

It wasn't his. Not mine. Was it a rental? It was his sister's. It's my sister's. Oh, that sucks. So what was she sitting on the floor? She wasn't.

No. You know what I mean? I had my sister's. Rico's president. That shit doesn't happen. So what was she sitting on the floor? She wasn't. No. You know what I mean? If Rico was president, that shit doesn't happen. Yeah. Facts. Why were you driving your sister's whip? Because when she moved up here, she moved into Manhattan.

She had nowhere to put her car. She put her car at my house. I moved, so the car had to go from my house in Jersey back to Mississippi. So she's not going to Chicago? We're efforting that right now. She is. I'm not getting involved. He's going to Chicago? He's trying. I like the efforting. And again, everybody's trying, aren't they, Rico?

Some people haven't. I wouldn't say everybody. Some people haven't came out and said it yet. I'm in the business of minding my business. Business is good. Business is real good. You've got a lot of business to mind in my business so it's good business is good business is real good you got a lot of business to mind a lot of little league world series games get angry at yeah you enjoy it little league world series you look miserable you seem like you don't enjoy it i don't know i'm just a i'm a whistleblower you're like edward whistleblowers enjoy whistleblowing yeah i said something positive about julie fowdy other day. It was very funny.

She went down the thing with the kids. I said, hey, she does a great job. Soccer player? Yeah, she's the sideline girl. She knows about baseball. Sideline woman. The hell? Sideline girl.

She's still young. Yeah, she slid down with the kids and almost took the kid's head off. Because they all went down at the same time, and none of them stayed in the right thing. So she had this box car thing, and the kid goes and just whacks his head on the fucking i was on the kid thing that was yeah yeah but it was being an idiot oh you know from people who don't blog so you got to get the headline so julie fowdy almost takes off a kid's head is a pretty good headline clicking that yeah ten times that oh it's good blog material thank you you seem angry but i like angry rico i'm not i'm staying out of your. Oh, it's good blog material. Thank you. You seem angry, but I like angry Rico. I'm staying out of your way.

Fair enough. Yeah. The strike calls have been horrific. You were getting mad about the kids doing the wave. When are you guys going to record? That's a crazy thing to be mad about. When are you guys going to record? The wave sucks.

Wednesday. It's kids. Yeah. No, I got mad about regular people doing the wave on Pick Central. Oh. So then I had to like, I had to like. I think people that get mad about the wave are worse than people that do the wave. The wave comes out –

It does become that. It comes out once a game. Did you see that the Eagles game the other night when the dude was like – he was getting taken off on a stretcher and they were doing the wave? Yeah. They weren't paying attention. Oh, the guy on the field. Yeah, Tyree Cleveland was like – hurt his neck or something like that.

Everyone's on a knee and the wave went around six times. I think that got exaggerated though. That's funny. I think they were already mid-wave and then – It happened. I usually pile on Philly, but I was giving them a whatever. What do you guys think about this? Did you see this clip?

The coach for Tennessee, after the first pitch, goes out to the mound, has a big conference with the whole team, and he's like, my dad would be so proud of you guys. Put his ashes on the mound. Spread his ashes on the mound. What? He's done it three straight years now. That's incredibly weird.

That's stupid. Super weird. They've also – he's done it now straight years now. That's incredibly weird. That's stupid. Super weird. He's done it now three years. Wait, how many times has his dad died? Well, this guy has made it to the Little League World Series three in a row. He's a record breaker. He's Bill Belichick. He should have just done it the first time and not done it the second time. Exactly. The thing I said, most of the kids out in the field, did they ever meet

the dad? They're just standing there awkwardly. Also, I hate the mic'd up coaches who are like, I'm going to go viral and win an ESPY. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to get to meet Travis Kelsey and Patrick Holmes in July. This guy's dad's dream was to have his ashes scattered on a Little League baseball field? Yes, with a bunch of kids he didn't know. And then my dad said this, too.

I told my dad the story. He said there's laws in terms of where you can legally spread ashes. There's a lot of places you can. Laws for everything. Yeah, there's a lot of places you can't. There's a lot of places for everything. Yeah, there's a lot of places you can't spread ashes. What is human remains? Yeah. Could get confusing.

Like, I would imagine it's a law you can't spread ashes on a murder scene. That's probably a good law. That would get confusing. There should be a lot of laws as to where you do this. Yeah, I didn't think, I mean, it makes sense when you think about it, but I didn't think of it.

Oh, a murder happened? I mean, to where you do this. Yeah, I didn't think, I mean, it makes sense when you think about it, but I didn't think Oh, a murder happened? I mean, I would have loved this. You always love live people. Crazy. Did you see the clip of the invisible wave of energy that knocked down everybody at the Lana Del Rey concert? No. It's nuts.

I assume it's just one of those big metal gates. I think just maybe like, yeah, maybe the front row fell and it was like a domino effect. Yeah, right. The front metal gate hit everyone over. They fell too fast for it to be a domino effect. Yeah, it was very strange. Oh, I didn't see this. Somebody has the video. Supernatural? Very supernatural.

It reminded me of the Woodstock. Here, we'll watch this. What the fuck? To me, that's... Isn't that not just the front gate falls? What the fuck? To me, isn't that not just the front gate falls? It doesn't seem natural there. The people in the front don't look like they fall. So it must have been a gate.

Well, maybe they do. Slammed by something. I don't know. You're really packed in there. Remember those waves? Did you watch the Woodstock documentary? What did you say? The OnlyFans dudes. Just hanging out. Remember those waves? Did you watch the Woodstock documentary? What did you say? You're throwing me off. Huh?

The OnlyFans dudes. Just hanging out. I think one of them's an MMA fighter. And then one of them's the husband? The husband is the MMA fighter. Who's the other dude? I don't know. He keeps on air shotting.

He keeps on like faking it. So he's sick. He walked by like rubbing each other's shoulders. Just a stoolie. Yeah, they're sick. They're a throuple for sure. And now they're just hanging out with Reed. Now they're just fooling with Reed.

It's a sick throuple. Why? You want to have them in? No. Nick, do you see those like Woodstock videos when the fucking, the crowd was going like this? No. In 99, did you watch either of those documentaries? I didn't.

There was so many thousand people. It's just like even the slightest move would just throat you had to like turns like being on a boat it was nuts like a group of people that large is kind of as liquid yeah pretty much it's the best way to describe it the the korean wave in field here well no that's just a mark i'm talking like there's another one where they're just getting moved. It's fucking nuts, dude. The idea of being stuck in one of those crowds is... The idea of being front row. Yeah. And you look behind you and there's miles.

That happened in South Korea. That just happened in South Korea. It was too densely populated downtown and eight people got trampled just in the downtown area on a Friday night. The people who go to ball dropping at Times Square, you're nuts. Nuts. Hissing yourself? Freezing your balls off? Where do balls drop across the country?

Like, where are we watching this? Where do we watch the ball drop in Chicago? In your high schools? There's like a first night cheap kind of telecast. What do we watch? That's it. They just announce it. The Ball?

Yeah, there's no ball. We get a ball in the Chicago office? The only ball that drops in the United States is in New York City, right? You get a ball. I know a guy who works in a company. We should get a bigger ball just for you. We'll televise our ball dropping live. Ball is tiny.

A ball is very disappointing. It would be very easy to get a bigger ball. It's crystal, right? It would cost like $1,000 to get a bigger ball. It ain't a big ball. Yes, it is. I know your New York's so small. That's not a big ball. It's really big. How big is the ball? Have you ever seen when a traffic light falls? I remember. Tiny ball. It ain't a big ball. Yes, it is. You're New York's so small. That's not a big ball.

Really big. How big is the ball? Have you ever seen one of Traffic Light Falls? I remember seeing the ball. I know a guy who works for the company that drops the ball. How could that be a company? Ball's always- They have one.

Times Square Alliance. One day of work. No, they do a yoga event. I worked that for the guy. They do food festivals. Times Square Alliance. He was just the ball guy. The ball is always there too, right?

The ball's always there. Not always there. It's always there. I think if every time I walk by Times Square... The ball's there right now. I don't think so. You don't think that ball's there right now? I don't think so. The guy every December, like 27th,

is like, I've got such a busy work week. I don't know anything about New York, Rico. Fuck. I've got to work this week. Santa Claus. You raise it like a flag. Back to the fucking grind. I remember when I was younger,

my parents described the ball dropping. I thought it was going to be, like, this massive ball that they would drop, and it would, like, explode in the city. I thought it was the size of, like, Epcot. Yeah. Yeah. You thought they were going to drop a bomb on the city?

No, I thought it was just a shatter. Do you know how big the ball was? No, I asked him if it was there. You should answer quick because he's not at work. Yeah. No, they're prepping already. This year is going to be our best yet. We've got crazy ideas.

We're going to drop so slow this year. We're going to drop it exactly on time. It doesn't even drop. They shouldn't call it. They shouldn't call it. They shouldn't call it. They lower the ball. It does not drop. It's a controlled lowering.

We got to get a big ball and drop it. Let's drop it. Yes. Off the Sears Tower. A huge bouncy ball. Can we Google how big the ball is? Because I bet you. It's pretty big, dude.

I think it's big, too. Or there has to be a picture of somebody standing next to the ball. The ball would fit in this room, no problem. Easy, easy. No problem. You could fit five of those balls in this room. Oh, no, not five. I think that you could pick that ball red, put it in front of Target and nobody would look at it. That's not big.

That's not big. What a little ball. 12,000 pounds. But the problem is the crystals, that makes it expensive. I didn't know it was that big. Is crystal expensive? Yeah. Oh, it's pretty is the crystals, that makes it expensive. I didn't know it was that big. Is crystal expensive? Yeah. Oh, it's pretty big. Yeah.

Oh, that's not it. It does look like Epcot. That's the ball? It's not even close to Epcot, brother. Did you guys see the big eye thing in Vegas? It's like the yoke of Epcot. Oh, yeah. Didn't it break?

Yeah, the big eye in Vegas, they didn't plan for rain. Oh, I did see that. Yeah. Yeah. It was like flickering. Yeah. Oh, man. So that ball's not that big. Yeah, I did see that. Yeah. It was like flickering. Yeah. Oh, man. So that ball's not that big.

Yeah, 12 feet's not that big. I will say it is much bigger than I thought. I, yeah. I would say, I thought it was going to be five feet max. It's twice as big as I thought it would be. Yeah, yeah. You guys got to just get a water balloon in Chicago. It's huge.

Yeah, 13,000 pound water balloon. It would be very cold that night, though. Inside. Do it indoors, right? Yeah, 13,000-pound water balloon. It would be very cold that night, though. Inside. Do it indoors, right? Yeah, we do it indoors. Flash zone. We have to drop it on New Year's Eve. What if we did it on July 4th?

True. We could make our own holiday. They should drop the ball for a lot of occasions. Yeah, wouldn't that be bad? Giants make the playoffs. Drop the ball. Drop the ball. Kids my brother had a show house with had an August 4th of July party.

Because they were like, who doesn't want another 4th of July? That's not what that is. That's not a 4th of July. It's an extra holiday. An August 4th party. Yes, but the gimmick was it was the August 4th of July party. I like it, and I'm in on it. It's like Christmas in July.

I didn't create it. I just got a tank top. Did you do the fireworks? No. I think it was Grandma Ginny's August 4th of July party. So you don't do the fireworks? I was just an attendee. No, no fireworks. It sounds like it's every other...

It's a really good party. You set your thing. Back you up, Rico. There is something to be said about making a party a theme or some kind of special thing that gets everyone amped up. Do they do the red, white, and blue image? Yeah, red, white, and blue. Yeah, okay. There's no fireworks.

No fireworks. It's just like another 4th of July. Who wouldn't get excited about two 4th of Julys? That's almost a better 4th of July, no fireworks. Yeah, fireworks is- They're overrated now. You have to go to fireworks. That's almost a better Fourth of July. No fireworks. Yeah, fireworks is... They're overrated now. You have to go to fireworks. It's just tough.

I wish you could just see fireworks everywhere. But the crowd that's involved with going, if you're setting up a picnic blanket, that is a little bit stressful. If you could be at home and watch fireworks and just see them outside. Fireworks in Brooklyn were underwhelming. I like the fireworks that someone might get very hurt.

Fireworks in Massachusetts are awesome. I went to Wisconsin, spent $300, and when I got back to Illinois, my neighbor said- How fast did you get back to Illinois from Wisconsin? Seconds. Yeah. He said fireworks are illegal in the state of Illinois. Oh, good. So you're a felon.

So not really. They're illegal everywhere. Misdemeanor. But I still shot them. Not everywhere, but they're illegal. I feel like they're illegal in so many states. I mean, I just wanted to see them By the lake

I never lit one Are they legal in New York? You've never lit a firework? Definitely not Yeah Sprinklers and shit But like the big bottles And shit

Roman candles? I did Roman candles I need you to know That it's not sprinklers That's fine You and my friends Used to shoot the Roman candles At each other

Yeah That was awesome That's fucking fun We should do that for a yak Yeah I remember always I always thought It was gonna hurt

Nah it doesn't Don't feel it at all Just don't wear polyester Yeah Ah fuck We should do that for a yak. Yeah. I remember always saying, I always thought it was going to hurt. Nah, it doesn't. Don't feel it at all. Just don't wear polyester. Yeah. Fuck. I know. That's the majority of your garb.

Where are you staying this week, Brandon? The hotel. Yeah? Here in the city. How much shirts did you pack? I packed eight shirts. For how many days? Four days. Two shirts a day. That's not bad. I do that. And then I have my suit

for Wednesday night. We should talk schedule this one. When I go out, when I go on the road, I bring every pair of clothes that I own. I bring like three shirts and then I just buy new. I bring every single pair of underwear that I have. I've gone for three days and I have that entire duffel bag and that knapsack. That's not much. That's not terrible. I mean, I have. Yeah, but that's not except like. I have. I've gone for three days, and I have that entire duffel bag in that knapsack. That's not much.

That's not terrible. No, I mean, I have. Yeah, but that's not except, like. I have, like, eight shirts for no reason. Well, you just never know. You don't know if you're going to throw them out of the shirts. They're all black shirts. Yeah.

Black shirts, black pants. I'm like Inspector Gadget. Yeah, but if he packed his entire, like, eight jackets every time, eight helicopter hats. Oh, yeah, so tomorrow. You think he had Eight helicopter hats. Oh, yeah, so tomorrow... You think he had multiple helicopter hats? Yeah, I think so. Just the one. I probably had a closet full.

I wish I could live like you, Sass, in terms of, like, I have so many clothes. Like, you lose the space. You realize... Well, I wrote you. Just take what's important. I wrote you. Why are you speaking with wisdom about this?

We were just talking about clothes. I'm just saying, downsize. I have a lot of clothes. I know, downsizing is, yeah. It's tough, I have everything. When you move, it's the best time to do it. And I didn't do it. I threw out so much shit when I moved.

I did the packet. You said I was going to, but didn't. I got rid of 70% of my earthly possessions. Oh, I paid for the pack and unpack. Phenomenal. Things I wanted, things I needed. So good. I got wanted. Things I needed. So good. I got rid of some prescriptions.

I paid for the pack and unpack, and they unpacked my office, and it is just junk I don't need. Just move junk I don't need. I had a lot of free shit that I got rid of. Yeah. I was taking up a lot of space. I'm that asshole. Idiot. Which I said as soon as I got out there I was going to buy a new couch and new stuff,

and I just haven't bought it yet. Also, I need to clear something up. I said last week. My new one's not coming until October. Where's that rover? I said last week that I beat Hank in golf by 15 strokes. It was not even close to that. I thought he shot way higher than he did.

What did you beat him? I don't want to say because it will give away the score. Oh, okay. You gave it away then, and then you just gave it away now a little bit him? I don't want to say because it'll give away the score, but... Oh, okay. You gave it away then and then you just gave it away now a little bit more. I don't have to watch. Well, he shot a 54.

It's not that bad. And you shot a 45? No. Oh, I know what you shot. I'm not going to say, but it was not... Oh, 51? If I shot a 15 strokes

better than him, that would have been like an unbelievable round. Yeah, that would have been pretty good. 39, that would have been. Yeah. Are you worried that people were going to be on your ass about it and be like,

Sass is a liar? Sass is a stupid fucking liar? Well, I feel like I say things and then Viva La Stool clips them and posts them on every platform. People won't pounce on Sass for saying something just slightly incorrect. Was that with Frankie? Yeah. I'm on Thursday. It's really fun.

A lot of fun. Yeah, You did it They told me about your last hole Oh awesome It's worth the watch It is a very difficult hole Are you guys worried Are you guys worried people are going to be mean to us about tonight

Once we do the case race After the case race and they see our true personalities Oh yeah I'm not that worried I don't think it can get really much worse than it's ever been After the case race and they see our true personalities? Oh, yeah. I'm not that worried. I don't think it can get really much worse than it's ever been. So we do have a slight change of team. So we're going to do this show.

We're going to do Tim Hitching's root beer challenge, which I'm very excited for. Then we're going to do the case race. Tomorrow we're going to Stu's. So one thing, and this sucks to have to say uh but kyle is out this week um his mother passed away so and i asked him how he wanted me to do it if you wanted me to say it he said better if i just say it so he doesn't have to say it but yeah it's uh we love k. He is the best, so it sucks really bad. So anyone who, I mean, thoughts and prayers, but it's really just boost up Kyle.

He is our favorite guy. And he did text me and was like, my mom was very excited for this week, so the show goes on. But yeah. She was a big Yak listener. She was. She listened to everything. Everything.

Me and Kyle were on it or not, listened to everything. It. Yeah. I don't know if Kyle or Rhonda or not listened to everything. Yeah. It's very, very sad. I know Nick, you obviously knew her. Yeah, yeah. It was unexpected, horrible. We just got to, yeah, just give Kyle some time and stuff. He'll be good.

Yeah. He'll be back whenever he's back. Yeah. I told him that whenever he comes back, it could take a month, could take a week, whatever he wants. So we're there for him um that's why rico's in here today rico was like oh well he asked immediately yeah immediately only only only i could catch so we were i was trying to i was talking to brandon and nick because nick and i

nick told me on sunday and i was was like i texted kyle today and i was like what do you want me to say and he's like it actually would probably be better if you just say it because then I don't have to say it and then I was like well this is obviously a terrible thing to have to say and uncomfortable and I was like well what's the one thing I can do when I'm uncomfortable is make Rico more uncomfortable oh yeah

but yeah it's really sad and we love Kyle he's the best he's the heart and soul of this show. Yeah, just favorite person. Just fucking. He's everyone's favorite. I actually think Kyle might be everyone's favorite person. Yeah.

If you did a straw poll. Yeah, 100%. We could do that. No, we don't have to do that. Yeah, we could do second favorite person. We could write him. Oh, yeah. But he is our favorite.

So, yeah, it's really shitty. Yeah, that's why he won't be here this week. I know people will probably start asking because he is everyone's favorite person. Yeah. Everyone will be like, where is he? So that's what's going on. Thoughts to Doug Winoi as well. Yes.

And his sister and his whole family. His black nephew. Yes. Black nephew for sure. Yes. And his sister and his whole family, his black nephew, black nephew for sure. Yes. Um, the shitty part about this show is people probably like, like,

are they doing a bit? Unfortunately, no. Um, just as sad as it gets, as tragic as it gets. And, uh,

yeah, just so much love to his, him and his family. It's just unfathomable and just, yeah, sucks. Moms are awesome. It's impossible to imagine life without that. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, Family is just unfathomable and just sucks. Moms are awesome.

It's just impossible to imagine life without them. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we'll do the shows today, tomorrow, Wednesday in Boston for the 20th anniversary. So tonight we'll do – is Steven coming tonight? Yeah, he said he's going to be – I don't know. He's moving or some shit today. Or he's like, man, plan is. He was just here the other day.

Yeah, so we'll do old school, new school. Those are the teams. So me, Steven, and Roan versus Sass, Brandon, and Nick. And maybe we add Zah and TJ so we don't have to get so wasted that we can't function at Stu's tomorrow. I think that's probably a good idea, right? Yeah. What is the schedule for Stu's?

We're going to Stu's. Early in the morning. What time is Mike taking us? 11? We're leaving here at 11. Early as fuck. What? None of us are even going to be up.

I'm just going to have to sleep here at the office. So tomorrow at Stu's we're doing Guinness Book of World Records. And we're going to do a yak. It's going to be fun. It's presented by High Noon. Very excited for it. Don't say the G word. What?

We're just going to shoot for a world record. Ah. I can't say Guinness? We're talking about the beer. Same company. We're talking about the world record. Is it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

No way. Is it really? Pretty sure, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Are you guys the sponsor of the Book of World Records? Are you guys doing a bit? I swear to God, I'm pretty sure. No way. Is it really? Pretty sure, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Are you guys the sponsor of the Book of World Records? Are you guys doing a bit? I swear to God, I never knew that. That's like, I was, what did you think it was?

I was this confused with the tire. How does the tire company get into restaurants? Because people need to drive to the. That's how they got into it? Yeah. Michelin? But what is. I thought it was Goody.

What does the G word have to do with fucking world records? I think they just did this book of world records. It was smart. That as well. Imagine if we did the Yackers. No, wait. Okay.

Then who was this? Uh, Obi-Wan Kenobi's actor, Alec Guinness. Yeah. That's, that's the world record. That's who's sponsored tomorrow.

Okay. That's crazy. His book. You can't say that TJ. I've been asked that you guys do not say that. And then we just had a conversation. We can say rape again, though, right? Yes.

By who? By sales. What? Sales, right? I said say world records. All right, so it'll be the Yak world records. No. The Yak world records.

I'm unleashed. I'm saying it. The Yak world records. We have a list. I think we need to add to it tonight where we're just going to try to do some of these stupid world records and also just have a great time at Stu's need to add to it tonight where we're just going to try to do some of these stupid world records and also just have a great time at Stu's house. What's the case race theme?

Friendship. Sounds nice. It should be friendship. What are we going to paint our faces, though? We have to figure that shit out because we're getting that right after this. We're going to paint ours as a team. Who's on my team? Me, you, and Sass.

Not a very strong team. Brandon, you better put some... You better put some work in tonight. We're by far not the favorites here. I think I want to paint as a target if Roan paints as a football. Yeah, we should do opposites on the teams.

I love that. Sass. Black and white. Perfect. I'm going to be Batman. Okay. Sass. Sass. Black and white. Perfect. I'm going to be Batman. Okay. Sass. Sass will be the Riddler. Sass is going to do half his face. Penguin? Cobble pod?

All right. Yeah, we'll do opposites. Yeah, I like that. Opposites. What's Che going to be? Rowan, you want to do dick and pussy? All right. I'm both.

Oh, Sass. Let's do piss and pee. Oh. Or no, oh sass let's do piss and pee oh or no pee and poop no piss and pee go full poop face yeah yeah friendships wait no you guys need to add someone else to your team or something no no we'll add tj and j to their team or tj? I think TJ... No. Which one of you guys drinks more? TJ. Zaha. One of them.

We both drink a lot, but I drink more beers to get drunk than he does. Okay, so TJ and Zaha will be part of it. So it'll be 4v4. 24 beers. That's nice. We'll all get drunk because we'll drink really fast. What is that, like eight a guy? Six a guy?

I mean, we get drunk very fast. Six feels like too little. You think so too little yeah i think that's just a kick back all right so should we just go i think that's i've already had six beers today and look at me why don't we go you didn't have six beers in an hour the teams again you and who six beers is not bad you want his team that is one a minute one every 10 minutes it's tough you could do a 30 a. Let's do 30. Why are we? I think we're fine.

No, you just don't want to drink more. You want to drink the least of anybody. We also could reverse it and be like an hour case race where it's just whoever has the most beers done in an hour. How's that reverse it? Because we probably won't get to eight. Does this change the intro video that they've been working on for months? Maybe. No. Cool. Oh, so video that they've been working on for months? Maybe.

No. Cool. Oh, so you say do for speed and not for distance. Yeah. It could be an hour, exactly an hour. An hour drinking and then we're done. Our team doesn't have a single heavy hitter on it. You, what are you talking about?

You're the biggest beer drinker on this show. I think Nick does pretty damn good on the kickdolls here. And Nick's won multiple. Have you won multiple kickdolls? I'm multiple. He won the last one, though. I won one. We're going to be all right.

Drinking cupcakes. I mean, I don't actually give a shit if we win or not. No. I think it's fair if we do exactly an hour. Can I drink cupcakes? I don't know. I feel like the hour then makes it. That's what happened when we did the second episode, and then it became a disaster.

It's true. It's true. Should we just keep it with 24 beers and 3v3? You guys can have two celebrity beers you can give away? Three. Three celebrity beers?

Who's the third on your team? Che. Three celebrity beers a team. I feel like Nick could put them back. Nick can't even drink beers. We all drink seven beers. And Brandon doesn't drink. If you guys had a fourth on your team,

you could use a fourth. Have Zah. No, have Zah beer fourth, and TJ can drink three celebrity beers for us. There we go. TJ can just have a case to himself. Brandon's good for like three beers. Sass can do eight.

I'm going to have one sip and have a diarrhea spout out my asshole and be curled up like a cocktail shrimp on the ground. Just make Kate drink. Yeah. She has two people. That's bullshit. It is bullshit. That's unfair.

All right, that will be it. Zal will be on the new school. TJ, you'll drink three beers for us. I think that's fair. And unlimited side beers for yourself, TJ. Deal. Get a side beer tally count. You guys beat us.

I mean, well, yeah, I also like the Booth as their own team trying to go 12 and 12. I like that, too. I like that aspect of it. I got to get the face painting figured out, too. Boots could do it. What if we did 20? What if we did three? Bring in a stranger?

Three 20 beers. What if Brandon's on his own team and has to have seven? That's not a team. Or you just have to have seven, and you're not even part of the case race, and you guys get a different person instead of Brandon? No, 2v2. You could have Hank come back. You do love working alone, bro.

You could do 2v2. Hank in. Bad partners. He's here, yeah. I wouldn't be opposed to having Hank on. Yeah. All right, I'll text him. Is he still good vibes?

No. Terrible. Who? After you smoked him by 15 strokes? You beat him by 15. He's going, what are you doing tonight? Nothing. You want to come back and do it?

I'm going to mess a little League of Worlds series. We can put our game on. What time are you trying to do it? We'll probably start around 7.30 We can make that work Yeah? Alright You guys want Rico? Sure

We were just talking about like we need someone And he's sitting right here Do you drink? He was just sitting here watching I like it Rico So original teams? Yeah So original case race, original teams

And Rico just replaces KB on the team of four. Love it. So three originals versus the four of you versus the booth. Your team got stronger. 24 beers. KB was only going to drink four beers, he said. Yeah, that's true. Team got significantly stronger.

You just got Boston. So we'll just let TJ can still drink three beers for us. Just got to kick it up the ladder. Yeah, shuffle some things around. It's a management. I had Peter Luger last night. I was in Williamsburg yesterday, Nick. My waiter looked like you.

My brother comes out. Everybody in Williamsburg looks exactly like you. Which side of Williamsburg? I have a real common face. Right by Domino Park. Oh, so the- Roberta's Pizza. Oh, Roberta's is great.

It is. It's very good. It's expensive, though, and it was a small slice. Tiny ones, yeah. Yeah, the six pie, but it was good. I have a real common face. But you also look like the other side of Williamsburg a little bit, too. What do you want to do? Different sideburns. Yeah, yeah.

7.30. I love it, Rico. Way to be down for anything. Go! Let's go, Rico. That's perfect teams. So we'll do me, Che, Roan. TJ gets three. And they have four people.

No, TJ and Zara are back together in the booth. Oh, you want to get the booth? I mean, that's the gauntlet. Y'all don't want to do a face paint wheel or anything? Yeah, let's figure out what we're going to be. Yeah, we should do that. I don't think we should do the random generator again. Oh, no.

That was awful. Brandon's team, let me look up some good face painting. What's a good trio? Four of us TJ, can you google best trios? We could be Kiss We could be Kiss At four

No, no, it's the fourth guy So help me God if you leave out Peter Criss That's who I left out Really? He sang Beth Okay, Three Stooges. Yeah, Payne is the three. Oh, we could be Alvin and Chipmunks. Wait, was someone kissed before?

Or was just Stephen King a cat and it looks like one of the kiss faces? I might just do the cat from the cat's musical I did last time. Was Dana kissed? No, Dana was a memoir of a geisha. Yo, Sass, what do you think of that? Oh, my God, that's incredible. What's that? I'll show you.

I just don't want to get fucking, anything that doesn't have eyeliner on would be ideal. Wait, Rico, are you going to go home and come back? Rico was the- I don't think so. I was going to say, that would have been funny if you had to go home with face paint. I've got to record an unnecessary reference with face paint on. Yeah, you will see some of us leaving the Tim Hitchings episode.

If we're doing 7.30, why are we starting? Someone's going to have to have their face paint on for four and a half hours. I told Steven we didn't need to start that early. It's going to just be a rash. I'm going to talk to the face painter and be like, I'll pay you extra to just stay a little bit longer. You think it's going to be 7.30? 7? You got money like that? It's going to stay a little bit longer. You think it's going to be $7.30? $7?

You got money like that? It could be way earlier than that. I think it's like $100. You got me getting face painted at $2.45. Are you all right doing that? Because you said you had to have it be done by 3. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You can make the face painter stay an hour longer.

I don't think that's a... If we divide it up, though, it's only like another $8, $9 a guy. We could just paint each other's faces. I don't think Dan should be out $100. Wait, why don't we paint? He fucking relocated his family. Like, are you okay? You don't throw hundreds around, bro.

This person's already booked, right? Always strapped. It would be funny if we painted each other. Dude, when I did my Joker face paint, no offense to the face paint lady, way better than hers. Yeah. Miles better than hers. And my miles better than hers and i did it just with my fingers that's how the joker did it i know they're like not more you could face paint each other oh it's tough she's good though yeah she is good and quick i don't like

i don't like any situation where i have to see i don't want to get drunk first and then sass should do that one because he needs to get us he's getting a sty he needs to get his eye protected yeah you know what's crazy is that the get He's getting a sty He needs to get his eye protected You ever get a sty? Yeah you know what's crazy Is that the last time I had a sty Was the last case race Oh

And we did the face paint Oh no And it made it way worse I don't know It might be I think it's Something from Drinking

Lots of alcohol A sty Back on the wagon I think it's just like My immune system goes down And then I'm just fucking Attacks the eyes first The booze goes straight To the eyeballs It's not a sty I think it's just like my immune system goes down and then I'm just fucking. Attacks the eyes first.

The booze goes straight to the eyeballs. It's not a stye. I don't know if it's a stye or if it's just my eye. It's swollen. Oh, I stand corrected. Hey, blank. Weird question. Is the bowl there on days not New Year's Eve?

I.E. Is it there right now? Came up on radio. He goes, all year. Oh, yeah. All the time. Okay. Yeah. You don't notice it.

All lives there. I try to avoid Times Square. The Chicago office is going to have a head-turning ball. This would be nuts. Big Cat promised me. Like the Vegas ball. Yeah. Head-turning.

We're just going to put Quigs at his desk in the middle of the basketball court. Watch whatever he's doing. Is Trey going to Chicago? He is, yeah. Dude, Trey is such a beast. He's such a beast. He made an app that's genius.

Created a software that automatically clips a proprietary software that automatically locks in podcast clips and stuff like that. Something that didn't exist on a lot of Adobe and editing websites or apps. So if we did a podcast and we're sitting there, the software that he made will automatically edit so when I'm talking, the camera will be on me, and then when Roan's talking, the camera will be on him.

Which saves a measurable amount of time. And if you both talk, it goes to wide cams. Yeah, it's genius. Is he going to be a millionaire? I think he's got to be shopping it, and he should be the fuck out of here. Jesus. I mean, it's just a brilliant thing. He was working on it for a while, too.

Genius. He's a genius. I know a bunch of people that already use it. Yeah. Yeah. Bastard. And he was just making fucking, he was just putting in

air conditioning ducts. I think he went to Hawaii, though, for one of the air conditioning ducts. What? He used to work for an air conditioning company. Yeah. Not like,

he wasn't like the mechanic. He's not like a tin knocker or some shit like that welding it in, but I think he was doing the, like some of the science and mechanical stuff. A tin knocker seems like it could be offensive to somebody.

Someone introduced me themselves as a tin knocker in West Virginia. Yeah, tin knocker sounds like a slur. But no, the guy's like, I'm a tin knocker. I'm proud of it. But I guess he was allowed to say it. Yeah. Since it's his term. But the R, whew.

Yeah. Heard. So you're saying if you say Tin Naka that's okay Yes I was just going to say this Probably because it's an alcohol company And it's sponsored by an alcohol company I'm not talking about that one

You're talking about the guy I'm talking about Obi-Wan What do you think the world record for someone holding Brandon Walker's head underwater is? You should try to break it. It's pretty extensive. It happened in the 8th grade. I was in a pool at a party and it was a church party and this adult thought it would be funny if he kept me under the

water. How long? It was way longer than I wanted it to be. The adult did it? Yeah. Pervert. I was mad at him. That's the second most irresponsible adult in your entire life. My dad's dead now, Rico. I always, I remember I had a neighbor who would always put a

pillow over my head and sit on the pillow and I would scream. What? Sass, what? Yeah. He was trying to kill you. Same with your guy. He's trying to kill you. How long was it? It's just roughhousing. I mean, I don't know, probably 45 seconds. Alright, so we'll beat that. That's a long time It's just roughhousing. I mean, I don't know. Probably 45 seconds.

All right, so we'll beat that. That's a long time. You got to beat that record. Otherwise, you're alive. 45 seconds is a while. For an adult? Yeah. For a child?

Fucking no. Did no other adults be like, yo, get him up. It was a weird time. Damn. Did you guys see that I got Ted Cruz today? Oh, my God. Yeah. That was wild. Did you get him, or got Ted Cruz today? Oh, my God, yeah. That was wild.

Did you get him, or was he in on the joke, too? No, I don't think so. He put up a follow-up tweet that he got duped. Oh, okay. I tweeted the shark on the highway picture yesterday. My friend in L.A. sent me this. I thought I remembered Ted Cruz commenting about that when it happened in Houston. No, because then look at the follow-up.

That was my first community notes. I'm told this is a joke. In L.A., you never know. Everyone, please stay safe from the storm or otherwise. I love that whenever someone gets got and they're like, well, L.A., you know how crazy that is. Yeah. You can say it about New York, L.A., you know how crazy that is. Yeah. You can say it about New York, too. New York, the stigma around the subway on New York is insane.

Nah, it's pretty bad, bro. It's not bad. It's not as bad. Less people taking it now, but you still see some fucking wackos. It depends where you're going. It 100% depends where you're going. I don't think the subway in New York is bad at all. Yeah, if you're going from the East Village to Midtown.

Dude, you got some wacko. I take the subway everywhere. If I go to a city with larger than 50,000 people, my mom is conditioned to think I'm going to be killed there. I was in Philly, and my Uber driver was like, I would never go to New York and take the subways there. I've been seeing the videos that they post online. People just sit at home and get scared.

I'm like, you live in, like, Philly is not a nice, like, it's dangerous there, too. See, now you're falling for that. Right. You're doing the same thing. I would never be like, oh, I'm too scared to take the subway in Philly. Well, they don't have, I mean. Falling for NJU clips. It's just like a two-line subway.

It's not like a. I think people are expecting to go on the subway in New York, and there's going to be, like, people, like, dancing's not like a... I think people are expecting to go on the subway in New York and there's going to be people dancing and hanging from the poles. How's the system in Chicago? Sounds awesome. It's fine. It's awesome. It's good.

You can get in from the suburbs and stuff? Oh, yeah. Not all of them, but there's a train that goes from the suburbs, but the actual subway, yeah, it's good. The subway in Chicago is so much better than the New York one. It's all above ground. In the loop, if you go on any line, you can go to the middle, and then it spits you out to any other line.

It's like 34th, I guess. The hubs here in New York. Yeah, right. Certain hubs, 14th, 34th, 42nd. The train from the city to O'Hare is not good. Yeah, but it's a very easy way to get there. Yeah, it goes into the airport too, which is nice. That's a home run.

Yeah. It's really long. It's like an hour and 15 minutes or something like that. The drive was an hour. Yeah. And I almost missed my flight this morning. With or without the time difference? With.

So it's actually instant. It's actually It's instant It's an hour drive in Chicago So how long here that's what I'm saying Immediate You live at the airport It's interstellar How long was it In 30 years

That's my favorite clip So bad the interstellar clip when the guy opens it up and he's older. Yeah. He's like, we've been waiting for you guys. Such bad acting.

I loved that movie. I cried. Yeah, but that one clip. That movie made me cry. I left that movie. Yeah, it was a little too weird for me. What? You left it?

I left it, yeah. That movie's so good. It would make you think too hard. Yeah. That's definitely what it was. It wasn't to you in a loop. I just left. I watched that movie.

That was the first time I've cried in fucking probably five years. I watched that movie. Interstellar made you cry? Yeah, I don't know why. Damn. Because you start thinking about your place in this world. Yeah. On your timeline.

Not many movies make me cry. Dude, I'll cry at any movie. I've cried during that movie and I cried during Good. Dude, I'll cry at any movie. I've only cried, I've cried during that movie and I cried during Good Will Hunting. I'll cry at Madea. Both of them have been like severe hangover induced cries. Which Madea?

I almost cried at the end of Wonder. You guys see that? My girl's in one face. That's one I, is Wonder the one where the dude becomes like, he's like knows all the Beatles songs? No, no, no. Maybe I'm saying that.

Across the universe. No, no, no. It's Wonder the kid. It's the Beatles songs. No, no, no. Maybe I'm saying that. Across the universe. No, no, no. It's Wonder the Kid. It's the Indian guy. The misshaped kid. He's the only person that remembers the Beatles. That would be so bad. Oh, yeah.

It's like a Beatles lyric. Across the universe. No, what is it? I thought it was called Wonder. No. No, Wonder's the kid with the elephantitis or whatever. Yeah. He's got a missh's got a misformed face.

My girl I cry at too. Yeah. What is the Beatles lyric? I was just talking about it with Robbie Fox. Such a shitty movie. And then like three people remember and he starts like seeing them everywhere. Well, he bumps into John Lennon who was never killed. You said it was a –

John Lennon. What? John Lennon's like, thank you. Beatles lyric. What is it? Crocodile Rock? It's a Beatles lyric? Crocodile Rock?

No, not Crocodile Rock. Miami 2017? What What is it? Crocodile Rock? It's a Beatles lyric? Crocodile Rock? No, not Crocodile Rock. Miami 2017? What else is it? You Shook Me All Night Long? Strawberry Fields Forever? What was it called? A.K.R. Breaking Heart?

What the fuck is it? Imagine if one day you wake up. Wasn't it just Imagine? Oh, yesterday. Yesterday. That movie was so bad. Ed Sheeran's in that movie, Rob. Yeah, he is.

He's like, wow, I really like your stuff. Wait, wait, wait. Is that the one, the guy, he pretends to be the Beatles? No. Wasn't there another movie about that? It was like a lightning strike, and all of a sudden, no one remembers the Beatles except for him. That's the one. Vico, have you ever seen a movie?

I don't know. I didn't see that one. Don't start that shit. Don't start that shit. I'll never get out of that hole. No, no, no. It's just funny. I've seen it.

It took me like three years to get out of it. Don't start that shit. Are these Diet Cokes up for grabs? Yeah, they are. DJ, I sent you that clip. From Interstellar. This one. You're going to go. Oh. It's an interstellar. This one.

You're gonna go... Oh. Is that wrong? I've waited years. Dude's just been chilling by himself. Was that Anne Hathaway? That was years. Short hair, so you get the chill air for fucking... That was probably in her Les Mis.

I've waited years. Les Mis face. Her Les Mis era I've waited years. Her Les Mis era. Big Broadway guy. Are you? You see shucked yet? No. Brandon didn't think I was big Broadway guy. Well, we can't give him.

Fair enough. Why? I don't know. Just prove to him I was a Broadway guy. Rico knows Rent the musical. And he calls himself a big Broadway guy because he knows Rent the musical. I also know. 525,600 minutes.

Visual wades. I've also seen Pippin. You saw Pippin? Love that song. That's about Charlemagne, not the God, but the real one. You're saying Charlemagne the God. What the fuck's the name of the song? It's a fake mother.

It's AI. Corner of the Sky by Pippin is a fucking jam. Yeah, it is. My dad used to play that on the record player. Throwing Corner of the Sky. The guy, you know the guy from Reading Rainbow? Yeah. R. Burton?

Yes. He was in Pippin. He was the leading player is the name of the character. All-time dancer. Pull up some Pippin clips. Pull up Pippin. It's in our book. AI, P-P-I-N.

You also play Kunta Kinte. Rivers belong where they can ramble. Rivers belong where they can fly. I've got to be. My spirit can run free. Have you ever seen Phantom of the Opera? I've got to find my corner of the sky. I can't get into Broadway.

Look at you guys now. Pippin was back in the day, though. You get that sewn into your memory. I'll pull that up. Rico, wait until you find out that there's similar to plays, but it's filmed with a camera and cast onto a screen. Okay, I get it.

What? Funny thing happened on the way to the forum is very funny. Red herring. Is that a play? Is that a title? Yes, that's the name of it. It's literally in the title. Of course it's funny.

It's a funny thing that happened on the way to the forum. It's the name of the play. I think that was a Fresh Prince episode, too. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoats. That's the William's got pregnant. Oh, kids from my grandma's school were in that. Really? On Broadway?

On Broadway? The thing, the news story is still in the school. 1995. It was Donny Osmond. It was Joseph. Donny Osmond. What about The Wiz? You like The Wiz?

No, isn't that? Kate. It's here. Whoa. Speaking of Wiz. Why? She's pregnant and she pees a lot. Oh, that's good.

Does that happen when you're pregnant? That was an instant connection in my brain. Yeah, you pee all the time. Here comes The Wiz. You can never stop peeing. She, you pee all the time. Here comes the whiz. You can never stop peeing. Women be peeing a lot. Coffee makes me piss up with heat. What up?

Don't you piss a lot, Kate? Constantly. Even right now a little bit. They pee their pants, too. What's that? Call you the whiz. Oh, the whiz. When I was walking yesterday, I went on a walk last night, and there was a dude.

It was dark out, and there was just this one dude standing, holding court in front of four other dudes. And I just overheard him, and he's like, yeah, man, but the thing is, when you take creatine, you've got to drink a shit ton of water, and you're just pissing all the time. And I just started crying. Dudes rock. And he's just sitting there with the moonlight on his abs, just holding court in front of these four dudes. Love it. Totally, totally. Did you guys see that

clip of Liver King? Yeah. He looks good. What happened? Oh, he looks good. He's deteriorating. Which way is he going? He's eating raw chicken with milk. What was that? What was he doing there? He looks great. How do you not die from that? He's going to die.

He's going to die. He's going to age 10 years. He's going to live forever. Frank the Tank does that sometimes. Yeah. He's okay. Frank does do that accidentally. Does what?

Eats raw chicken. Look at him. This is cereal, don't we? This is the primal version of your bowl of cereal. I got my testicles in farm press. Isn't this like Billy's ice cream? He was in milk. That's not chicken. That's testicles. The got my testicles in farm press. He was in milk. Wait, that's not chicken.

That's testicles. The most feared warrior. The messiah. He was Fran's college roommate. You gotta be sure to pull the membrane back. What they get down on is milk, meat, and blood.

Imagine just getting into Liver King now. Like, imagine just finding him being like, oh, this is my idol. I'll follow him and do what he wants. There's gotta be

like just a ton of dudes that are like, yeah, he did TRT. Who cares? He was doing a lot more in TRT, right? He was doing it all. He's like the guy when people are like, yeah, you need sunlight. That'll heal everything.

It's like, bro, look at him. Sunlight's skin is warping this man. You look like an old catcher's mitt. I hope he's pranking us and all that stuff is just cake. Yeah, that would be great. Turns out it's all cake the whole time. Have you seen the Japanese game show where some stuff in the room is candy and some stuff isn't and they have to go and bite things? Oh, but I want to see it.

It's awesome. It's on Netflix, right? I don't know. There's something similar on Netflix. There's a cake or not cake, which is like the American version. Oh, okay. No, the Japanese one is the candy. The Japanese one, it'll be like a door frame.

Yeah. It's like, go bite the door frame. That's awesome. It'll look like the opening scene of American History X. Stephen Chase ideal. Yeah. They did that way better. Is this curb cake?

Fuck. Kate, Rico brought in Diet Cokes if you want to have one. They're really nice. By the way, so I saw the tweet on the way in. You're case racing? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Let's go. Rico's back. Let's go. Said with all due respect. Which one is it? Which one's candy? How is it? Is it good? Oh, this is awesome.

How is it? It's good. Oh, this is awesome. That's just a fucking table. That's nuts. Oh. Is she eating a table? Oh, the leg. Yeah. It's odorless, though.

Tastes like a well-done steak. Oh! Oh, she's still trying. Is that a coat hanger? Yeah. That's not a good look. You get to make such crazy shit. Now, do these people get to pick? They think which one it is?

I think they're just in a room and they're looking around. At least get a choice? Yeah. That's a great idea. Eating shoes like eating well-done steak. Fuck that. I can't believe that people are that good at making candy. That they can turn it into a fucking leg of a chair that it structurally holds up the rest of the table.

How would you want to get that good at making candy? There's no way it's tasty. That skill could be used. The effort that goes into that skill could be used for other things. Have you seen the other guy? You ever seen that thing? Chef Reactions? The guy on TikTok?

Oh, yeah. He's huge. He follows this other guy that makes things out of chocolate. He made a horse out of a rocking chair out of chocolate. Yeah, he's amazing. Trojan horse?

Rocking chair horse. I'd eat a chocolate horse. How stupid were the fucking... Who was it? Spartans? Oh, yeah. The Trojans? No, the. How stupid were the fucking, who was it? Spartans? Oh, yeah. The Trojans. No, the Trojans were the ones who.

Oh, the horse was for the Trojans, right? Oh, who made it? Spartans made it? This guy. What side was Achilles on? It was into Troy, though. It got into the castle of Troy. How stupid is that guy?

The question I have with this, though, is what ends up happening to this? Don't worry about that. Is it really a great gift to get a big, giant horse statue? So I'm saying the minute I saw the big horse, I'd be like, wait, this is weird. That's a bad gift. You have to finish this in an hour. What am I going to do with this? I think he just does it because he can.

It's like any other sculptor. It's like, what are you doing with this? Are we talking about this candy or the Trojan horse? I don't know. I'm confused too now. What? Imagine somebody shows up at your house with a big horse gift. Oh, I thought we were talking about chocolate. This is chocolate.

Oh, God. You know what? Never mind. Listen. Whoa, that's cool. As a world-renowned TikTok chef myself, I'd imagine consistency of that chocolate is probably pretty easy for them to sculpt with. Right, and there's no way it tastes good now. I think he did a safe that was like you could open it and it had working mechanical parts to it.

Yeah, go say hi. I did a full hour with him. I know. I've interviewed him. Yeah, you should. You've got to say hi. He's a full hour with him. I know. I've interviewed him. Yeah, you should. You've got to say hi. He's trying to figure out the Wi-Fi. Pete fucked him again.

He should stick around. Maybe we have him out and about. Imagine the Pope on a case race. Oh, my God. Fucking electric. Oh, my God. I always want to ask him, like, in his earlier life, like, what does he consider the best nights to go out?

No, he's right there. Yeah, I'm not going to bite that. I did an hour with him already. Okay, well, all these things you wanted to ask him, you could ask him. What's the best nights to go out? He's right there. Yeah, I'm not going to bite that in an hour with him already. All these things you wanted to ask him, you could ask him. What's the best night to go out? Yeah. For him or for? In general.

In New York City specifically? Back when he was dancing and romancing. I think Thursday nights are sneaky. Is Thanksgiving Eve, does he think Thanksgiving Eve is overrated? Does he think New Year's Eve is overrated? I'd love to pick his brain on that. Interesting. You don't really see him standing that much.

People like to, like, I was telling Travi, the clip that blew up with him in the last 10 years was the one where he started talking about the Rockies, and he hated Rocky IV. People called for, like, days. Like, how dare he? Well, Rocky IV wasn't great. It was just fine. I'm just saying. People like talking about movies, different stuff, so.

The legend. Yeah, he is a legend. Legend. I have an inner barstool question. What percentage of shits in that single bathroom are solid? Zero. Is it zero? All right.

One is going in that bathroom to take a normal shit. No, there's some people who just have extreme stage fright and are taking the most normal shit, but they're so terrified that they don't come in. So do you think... I take my normal shits in there. Yeah, exactly. He's just terrified of being spotted with his asshole gaping.

25, 30? You're the only one that's looked into the inside of that toilet. Yeah. And it was mostly liquid shit, right? Well, at the time, it was dried. What are you doing? I was going to close the door, but Big Cat's coming back in. What did he say?

Guys being guys. What did he say? Guys being guys. He did end it with a thanks for coming out. You came out. Rico did want to know what his favorite nightclub was. He doesn't have an S. Where's his S? He doesn't have an S. No, it's all back.

He's a legend, though. Legend. He's a legend. Had to pay my respects. He's got a long back. I kind of want to take a picture with her. Go take a picture. Go take a picture.

Who's in AEW? Paige. Glennie. I love that name, Paige. Glenn. Hey, Glenn. There's so much going on right now. Oh, and Mr. Hitchens is here.

Yeah, they're sitting right there. I wanted to go say hi to him, but I want to save it for the show. Yeah, yeah. I want it to be natural. It'll be natural. We've got to make him feel uncomfortable more. It's a little bit longer. This Diet Coke is so good. So good, yeah. Nice, bro. Respect to the king. We've got to make him feel uncomfortable more. It's a little bit longer. This Diet Coke is so good.

So good. Yeah, the diet Coke. Nice, bro. Respect to the king. Nothing better than the silver bullet. Silver bullet, yeah. The DC's for two legends.

Meals by Cooge and him. How's Scoof doing? Have we talked to him? Put out a video. Yeah, he did a little Scoof, yeah. Where's he at? Where'd he just run away?

Scoofy. Glennon? Can Brandon take a picture with Paige? Well, maybe talk about Ed Sheeran a little bit while you're in here. Give us a little Ed Sheeran talk. Gunny? Gunny?

Glenn? Glenn? Glenn? No, you go out, Brandon. Just a little Ed Sheeran. Glennon's still in the scene. A little Ed Sheeran, maybe just a little bit. What an awesome photo set that dropped yesterday.

Yeah, we were very excited to post those. Yeah. Very excited. How did you keep it in the chamber for so long? It was only two weeks, but it was hard because it was rock. It was the greatest edge year. And it was a great time.

He was the man. He was one of my favorite people I've ever met. He is a Glennie Balls fan. I mean, I don't know. Now he is. Where is he now? He had an awesome time. Did he know you?

I don't know if he did. I think when we were drinking later on, he did mention other episodes, so I guess he's watched. Okay. But he was not even the nicest guy, just the most fun guy of all time. Right. He was just so much fun. So he's not that nice?

No, he was super nice as well. He's a dick, but he's a party guy. Was he more fun or was he more nice? I had to pick one. Maybe both. No, no, no. I think fun, honestly. We had a great time.

So he's not that nice. He's kind of a dick. No, he's not a dick at all. He knows how to party. He's not that nice. You're saying that he's more fun. He's more fun. During the interview, we asked him what's not that nice. He's kind of a dick. No, he's not a dick. He knows how to party. He's not that nice. You're saying that he's more fun. He's more fun. During the interview, we asked him what his favorite movie was.

He said Goodfellas. I immediately was like, no way. Oh, man. Wait, Clint, that is the most famous movie ever. You think Ed Sheeran's favorite movie is Goodfellas? Why not? Would that be like asking someone, like, what's your favorite sport? Football.

Like, you too? You too? What the fuck? Anyway, we walked into the store afterwards. We walked Goodfellas for us. We watched Goodfellas. You watched it together? Yes, he bought it for us.

I have rules. Did he do any impressions? Did he reenact a lot? He literally did like, go home and get your fucking shine box, mate, in his English accent. What do you mean he bought it for you? Bought it on Amazon.

Oh. For $3? Yeah. $3. I was like, dude, you want me to pay you for it? He said, no, I can swing it. I love that you can. Like a billionaire. Mind blown when he's like, Good, my dollars? I was like, dude, you want me to pay you for it? It's a nice weekend. I love that you can. Like a billionaire.

Mind blown when he's like, good fellas? I was pretty excited about that. That's amazing. It's a British man. This guy likes chocolate. I know, but it's maybe the number one movie. Fucking pizza. We had a great time.

Yeah, his favorite food's hamburgers. Wait, so you guys did the interview, and then he was like, let's go out? How did the night go around? We did the interview at four o'clock at arrowhead it was we did in kansas city we did it at arrowhead and then afterwards he was like oh you guys come later and then we went to the concert yeah and then uh you just said yeah come have a drink afterwards and then we went in the in the chief's locker room yeah we didn't know we were in the chief's locker room we were in like the green room there's a big curtain up and then like

1 a.m i go to pee and then i look to my left i'm like is that the fucking locker room right there and then i told him and he was just like we got to go find Mahomes' locker. So then we just roamed around the Chiefs locker room. Wait, so the three of you guys just sat in the Chiefs locker room watching Goodfellas for like hours while you drank? Like 11 to 3 a.m. That's awesome. Sick.

Just talking about life. Oh, yeah. What's going on here? Frank the Tank beating the ear off of Frank. He had him when he first came in. He was the first person he talked to, and I guess now he's closing him out. I mean, everybody is coming up and sitting shiva with him. You just had Langone and Meek Phil coming up to pay their respects.

Sorry, Glenn. He's the best. I like that you wore the shirt today. I got to go change. It's your famous shirt. That was smart. Yeah, I felt like I had to. Felt like you did it last night.

What? Felt like you were there. It's the shirt I wore this year. Oh, I thought you did that on purpose. No, it's a couple. I also feel like he's got multiple. Yeah, but I saw it and I was like, oh. You can't say, oh, Glennie's at dirt bike.

He's wearing the same shirt. I think he's got multiple balls of each ways. Oh, yeah. He has unlimited. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he gets paid for those, though. I heard that.

Because I came up with the idea to do him, and he said he would give me 15% of everything, but it's been 15% of zero. Oh, Frank will be at Stu's tomorrow. Do you think there's anybody Frank would be struck by? Would Frank ever be too nervous to talk to somebody? Oh, yeah. No.

He's dead. Yeah, he would be. Yeah, but if Tom Seaver walked in the store, Frank would be shocked. I guess he did talk to Dan Marino. Yeah. That probably is it. But no, I don't think that's how Frank works. He gets excited and he'll probably be like talking faster.

Dan Marino's a big star. Do you ever talk to Dan Marino? What? Ever talk to Dan Marino? Yeah. Great interview. Loved it. Timeless.

You know, I don't think Frank, I think Frank is just like waiting for Dan Marino to be like, yeah, and so I saw Tank's cooks. Yeah, he's waiting for the compliment back. He thinks everyone knows. I mean, everyone kind of does know Frank. Especially on Cameo. Yeah. The run that he's on Cameo is historic. I saw the numbers.

I mean, 15 grand last week. 15 grand in a week. It was a week, yeah. It might have been a week. In one week. God damn it. It's football season, he said. That's when he gets-

Tennessee football drafts. Yeah, second accountant's tax day. That's crazy. The interaction I loved was he walks past Danielle and he's kind of like chirping at Danielle. He's like, you know, I didn't know the company party was today she's like Frank you can come like tonight whatever this was in December or something like that oh I thought you meant today no no no no it seemed like you meant today okay got it and then so he goes uh you're the best at telling stories so he goes uh excited to drink with you why are you you so upset? Be careful.

So he, she's like, just come. He's like, no, I'm busy. I got cameos to do. He's like, I ain't going.

That thing with James is like five in the morning in the car, the sun's coming up and he's sitting in the passenger seat just ripping cameos. Yeah, ripping cameos. He was with his godbrother.

We beat Superhuman. Who the hell? 52 yesterday? Yeah. Eric Cartman. What's he getting to pop now? 50? Oh, damn. And he's gonna, he has his next two price raises. Even with Joey B's taxes,

that's a lot of money. He's gonna have a six, it's gonna be 69.86 for his next price for the last two Mets World Series. Oh, yes. Wait, what? He did 52 yesterday? Yes. Jeez.

He's a machine. Yeah. That's fucking nuts. Did you see the two guys, the twins from Breaking Bad? Yeah. One of them is $500 a cameo and one of them is like $40. No. And someone was like, I bet you they do this so that you think it's a deal.

And then one of them replied and was like, exactly. Yeah. Because they're twin brothers. Yeah, that's a good idea. Why not make it 500 and 100? I guess, yeah. Who is buying cameos from those kids? They're in like one really depressing episode of the show and they're like...

Yeah, look, see? The price difference on cameo between identical twins. Oh, there you go. 500 and 100. It's so funny. 500 and 100. Yeah, you're right. I think they're in a few episodes.

Then scroll down. But the other twin has done 30 of them? yeah, you're right. I think they're in a few episodes. Scroll down. But the other twin has done 30 of them? Yeah, that's right. Wait. I don't know. Maybe they didn't. They replied somewhere. Someone's like, it's clearly deliberate. Smart by them.

Imagine they get sued for doing the other one's fucking cameos. Look on that. Damn it. It didn't feel good for me either What? My elbow hit the mic And the mic hit his face This one's very long

Yeah Compared to everybody else's Shout out Jinx by the way We should have said that Oh yeah Incredible performance Well he's a pro fighter You can obviously tell he's fought

He's just borrowed it a hundred times That was a very fun knockdown. I do love the Abel brothers so much because they're like, yeah, you set us up. It's like, well, you are 0-4. They exist to get beaten up. So they're the best. Is this idea crazy? Mincy versus an Abel brother?

Oh. Have we ever done Abel versus Abel? Yes. We've asked. I thought they did Abel versus Abel. Didn't they both go over the, no? No, you're thinking of the one We had a

Twin brothers fight And one of them went to the hospital No but the over the ropes match Wasn't that Able vs. Able? No No They never fought Oh

Cause I remember the over the ropes A couple of fights later The other Able was out there And you wondered if he was gonna Yeah We must Mincy vs. Able would work Mincy

Yeah Mincy vs. Able What? People are buying fights to see mincy fight yeah mincy's moving ppp percent yeah you get mincy into that train him on the yak mincy i drove i drove to the airport with mincy and he i'm pretty sure he negotiated his contract with me and i was like yeah sure sure but i i'm not the one who he needs a raise i'm not the one who's doing his contract but i think he's now going to use our airport conversation then be like oh yeah chicago is so much more expensive than and said that this is fine yeah he's gonna have to get a raise he's always getting a raise i think i i don't think he

wants to move chicago but i think he's gonna move chicago because y'all want him to move chicago i don't think he wants to move out Chicago, but I think he's going to move to Chicago because y'all want him to move to Chicago. I don't think he wants to move out of New Orleans. That's fine, but I told him point blank. I said, you don't have to move to Chicago, but I do think that remote blogging is dying. I don't know if it's remote blogging. He just wants to go to all the Saints games. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, I think he wants to be in New Orleans. He's going to need a significant, significant raise. He'll get it. We'll going to need a significant, significant raise. He'll get it. We'll get him. 988-SASS. What? Nothing.

I should kill myself. What's your policy on his weekend trips? I don't think you can have mincey policies. He's just above the law. He's not really pumping out the videos that he used to he just got back he was with brick watch you know he needs a little time remember when he initially got fired

he was like I'm going to release my statement tomorrow and then he went silent on twitter for three weeks also brick watch has different policies than barstool there's a lot of video departments Nick just said it but can we watch the handshake video again? Yes. I've watched that 50 times. In his mind, did he think that was going to land?

He went from so far away. Oh, with Dave? Yeah. Yeah, I did see that. I was wondering if Dave knew he was there and figured how long. Had Dave looked at him right before we see Dave? I want to know what Dave and Jerry were talking about, too. The advisors.

Good combo. Jerry might get Dave back on advisors out of spite. How? Jerry's just spiking the football about Dave not being there? Yeah, Jerry was just like, yeah, the YouTube comments really want me. He's not even remotely close. Dave was like, oh, well, I might have to. Is he trying to laugh along with the conversation?

He's participating in the conversation. Yes, he is. He's in the conversation. Is that a gun holster? What is Jerry wearing? Oh, he's wearing a back brace, but he's not wearing a crutch. Mets never chocks his head like that. Thank you.

Good to be seen. I saw the hat. Dave had no idea. He's the best. Damn, Dave just pointed and thumbs up like a politician. Like the rock. politician like the rock like when the rock pops out of his fucking escalade hey guys good to see ya

yeah the thumbs up it's powerful that was super powerful I've never even thrown a fucking point thumbs up combo like that it's a good combo that kind of hurt me my ligaments don't work like that I never have been able to point that forcefully.

It's an awkward middle movement there. There's hunters and there's gatherers, and I'm plucking berries. I got a sheath of wheat that I'm stripping down. Hey, Howard Stern, you ever seen a motherfucker buy back his company for $1? No, it's never been done well let me introduce you to dave portnoy now you know what well now you know what who tweeted that no bob I've never seen it. Dave tweeted it. He had to share.

And then what did Dante reply with something crazy? What did he say? About foreign kids? No, something just like, Howard Stern's lucky to be in your presence. Something wild. Oh, he was like, obviously Howard Stern knows who you are, Dave. Well, Dave has been on Howard Stern. Oh, he has? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, when he got nailed. I don't think that's a prerequisite for Howard Stern knows who you are, Dave. Well, Dave has been on Howard Stern. Oh, he has?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, when he got nailed. I don't think that's a prerequisite for Howard Stern knowing who you are. So many people have probably been on there. Yeah. Dave had an article about him on the New York Post today. Only like a percentage of them with their clothes on. A hippie?

Oh, it was a good one. Everyone's getting puff pieces these days. Oh, I've got to get a puff piece. I know. I feel like Dave has an article on the New York Post every single day. Oh, this one was like someone was these days. Oh, I gotta get a puff piece. I know. I feel like Dave has an article on New York Post every single day. Oh, this one was like someone was interviewing him. Oh, nice. Yeah. It came into the office. While the presidential

debates were happening. How desperate do you think the Post would be for content to write the Redemption of Rico piece? I mean, you just gotta start sculpting it. Deep, right? No. I think all you gotta do is you just gotta do the interview at Dave's house that's for sale. Yes.

Like Rico Bosco redemption arc from Dave Portnoy's listed house. They just sneak in the title. That would probably work. Is the redemption complete? Is this final? No, no, no. I'm self-deprecating myself. First episode of Pick'Em is taping on Wednesday.

There's a lot to discuss. I was having a little fun with myself. A lot to discuss. Were you guys filming little fun with myself. A lot to discuss. Where are you guys filming? In Boston? Yeah. Right before the act. Dan always comes in with a list.

Well, I mean, it's been a long off-season. You've got to cover everything. Contracts? Don't say list. Don't say list. Contracts? It's a shame Sash won't be able to come to the award show. You're not?

He's not invited, they said. What? I'm just joking with you, brother. I'm there. I'm speaking. Oh. I have no idea what's going come to the award show. You're not? He's not invited, they said. What? I'm just joking with you, brother. I'm there. I'm speaking. Oh. I have no idea what's going on in this award show. Nobody does.

Really? You're in the dark? Everybody is. Completely in the dark. I don't know. Is it like a dinner? Or are we just sitting there? No, it's a theater.

It's the House of Blues, isn't it? There's tables, right? I have no idea. When I say I'm in the dark, I mean I have zero idea. Are we broadcasting it? I have no idea what's happening. Yeah, we're broadcasting it. I heard there's a dais. You think you'd be on the dais? What? It's a dais. It's like a

roast. You ever go to a Sweet 16? Well, that too. Sweet 16 is your reference for a dais? Yes. Up on the stage there's people to react, maybe chip in probably. Oh, so you're probably on there? You're certainly on there. You didn't go to any, maybe chip in probably. Oh, so yeah, I'm pissed. You are certainly on there. You didn't go to any good Sweet Sixteens then, clearly.

It's so, sure did. Was it Deus? It was Deus. Are you writing any Dave's material for him? No. I think he's just going to go up there and motherfucker everybody. I thought Dave was going off the top, off the bottom. I think he is. I think he's got his style, no prepared material.

Sway in the morning, freestyle. I mean, it's going to be a train wreck, but in a great way. How fast did it sell out? I don't think it sold out yet. What? Really? I mean, I think tickets are like a regular mortgage. That's what tickets at any bigger arena would be, though, right?

Less. MSG? Zass, quit this victory laugh. What are you victory laughingpping about, Sass? Why are you running it up? I didn't even catch on to that. Hell yeah, Sass. The tickets to MSG are like $300.

I think these were like $200. Yeah. And what is he? So he's only like 20,000 tickets short. In a non-home city, yeah. Go, Sass, go. I've never seen Sass so excited. Go, Sass, go.

I've never seen him so gleeful. Fucking pitbull. No, I do think it is a lot different than him doing a performance without every single person from Barstool. Backing him and promoting it. Sass. Sass. I'm so happy. Sass is grinning from ear to ear at Dave's.

Oh, Sass, go. Receive the misfortune. Dave's off the leash again. You know that he's going to be on your ass. Yeah. Sass is off the leash too, though. I know.

You got two pit bulls. You can say rape again. Yeah. You guys wearing suits? Like, what are people wearing? Yeah. Everyone's wearing a tux. I rented a tux.

You gotta wear a suitcase. You rented a tux? No, you didn't. I did. You know he doesn't own one. That's true. Did you do the black tux? Somebody provided us with tuxes?

Oh, yeah, I got one. Black tux. I rented one. I got one for free. Oh, yeah, I got one for free. Really? Yeah. Are you wearing a tux?

Yeah. I don't know if I'm going now. Oh, yeah. I don't know what to wear. I got a suit that I haven't worn since I was a freshman in college. Wear that. That was recently, though. It's a suit that you haven't worn in five years?

I bought a suit. Five years? Not even five years. Oh, fuck. I forgot how old he was. Four or five years. He tags three and a half years, yeah. Why would that matter?

Why did you say don't wear that? He's saying that you got fat. No, that's not what I'm saying. No, that was that I don't know if it's going to fit. You just don't want to – just make sure you're wearing as good a suit as possible. You guys ever know where something is all the time? I think if I show up in a suit, Dave's not going to be like – He can't be the underdressed guy.

He's not going to be the underdressed guy in a suit. It's a suit. He's not going to be like, that suit's old. No one will be underdressed. Let me ask you a question. This is out of season. What do you think Frank's wearing? A suit.

He should wear a Mets jersey. A jersey or a Frank shirt. I've seen Frank in a suit. He used to wear a suit for work every day. Fair enough. Yeah. But I don't think he – do you think he knows to wear a suit? Didn't he used to wear like a suit to a Mets game?

Not the jacket, but like a button up shirt, a blue button up with. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But the Mets. I think he could wear it again. He's the one person I think who could wear like anything. And it was right. I buy a new suit.

Oh, I believe that you can get a free tux from Big Cats. Don't let him. So it's from a sponsor. When did they say that was available? Better be new. People were nice to him. Yeah. Is he a 23?

Better not be from 22. What do you think, Brandon? I was wearing that suit to the fucking coal mines. I rented a tux from a place in Kenosha. I got a nice velvet blue sport coat tux. Are we supposed to wear tux? Is a suit not enough? I'm wearing a

turtleneck underneath, so you're fine. Okay. I gotta ask like Kelly Keegs or somebody for help. You're pregnant. I know, but still can't look like a schlap. You should do body paint. That was a great idea, Dave's face. I'm gonna tux on the...

Did someone do that at a red carpet in like the early 2000s or some shit? No, but I remember when Swimsuit Edition did that, and that was like... They did it for like a decade straight. It was unreal. And then Rick Riley wrote a great article. He took his kid to the body painting thing, and he was like father of the year. He's like, my son idolized me.

In Hawaii. Yes. Now it's the black tape. I miss good Rick Riley. Black tape. Now it's the black tape. Have you seen that? Black tape over nipples? Yeah. The black tape. The guy calls himself the black tape project, and he's like, I'm an artist, but really he

just gets to put tape over. Yeah. He makes them like stripes. It's going to suck. What if you have to go to the bathroom? I follow him, and he's like super mad he's getting copycatted now. Oh, what? Black tape?

Yes. He's like furious. The patented black tape, dude. Yeah. It's going to hurt. It's going to be a pain in, what, black tape? Yes. He's like furious. For the patented black tape, dude. It's got to hurt. It's got to be a pain in the ass to get off. Yes. Do you have to like soak in the fucking tub for an hour? Or just peel it off like a piece of tape?

Yeah, you just fucking stop being a bitch. It'd be tough for you with your long balls to tape them up. Yeah. Oh my God. That would take so much tape. Why the hell are you coming at me today? I'm not coming at you. You're coming at me.

That's a callback to your long balls joke. The pain in the ass could also be a pain in the fucking pussy, too. Oh. Yeah, it would destroy that. We're talking flaps. Has anybody ever said pain in the pussy before? I'm sure. Nico.

Or real pain in the pussy. What did Stephen Chay say? Pussy up or something like that? Oh, step your pussy up. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up. Step your pussy up.

Brandon, is it time for you to go get face painted? It's about time, yeah. Your sensitive-ass skin is going to be forever ruined. How's your guys' scenario with Nikki Smokes out there? I feel like I see a lot of Nikki Smokes content from you guys in Chicago. I made a terrible, terrible mistake that I'm going to regret for the rest of my life. Nicky Smokes came up and asked for advice. And the first thing he said was,

I want to know what I should be doing around here. Should I be doing pranks? And I wish I didn't give him honest advice because I should have been like, yeah, dude, you want pranks. You sounded like the vampires in Van Helsing, Rico. I was so mad at myself. You sounded like a thousand banjo.

Of all the ways he was going to go, I really didn't expect that. It was a wild thing to say, but I actually was being genuine. If I was on my troll shit, I should have just been like, yes, I want three pranks a day. You're losing your touch, man. You're losing your touch. You should be doing pranks, though. I know. Yeah, I'm kind of sad.

Such an insane ass. I don't think it's too late. Should have told him, too. Like, borderline criminal. Like, you should deflate people's tires. When we open the new office, I'm going to be like, hey, now, pranks. Prank time. Go for it.

Go. Prank everyone. Oh, my God. Brandon Cate. So he reminds me, actually, very much of, like, a Delco Deptford kind of guy. Like very much so. He's like a southern, if a Delco guy was from Jacksonville. Is that where he's from, Jacksonville?

I think he's from Miami or something. He's from Miami. There's a big difference between Jacksonville and Miami. He's got this like, I can't explain it, but he's got this very nice guy. Not shitting on him. Scumbaggish? In a good way. Yes.

It's like in an endearing way, like I said, but definitely like a layer of scumbaggery there. He took that shit that like completely and then like wrote a thousand words about it.

A thousand words about it. Yeah. People being shocked that shit stinks will never cease to amaze me. I was not shocked. It still smells? The bathroom still smells bad.

Also, the bathroom situation in the current Chicago office is a disaster. The egress in that office is bad. I'll be honest, it's bad egress. It's like bottlenecks in the middle there. As a guy who knows about egress. There's no flow there at all. When's it going to be ready? When's the new office going to be ready? It's going tocks in the middle there I mean as a guy who knows about egress There's no flow there at all When's it going to be ready?

When's the new office going to be ready? First Yak is going to be September 24th 24th? September 24th Oh in the new studio New studio Okay Awesome

You guys going to come out for the fantasy draft? Can you do it? Oh yeah So the week after Labor Day Sass and Roan Will be in Chicago We'll be doing that yak in the current office. Yep.

And we're going to do our fantasy football draft and then data day. Wow. I'll meet you there for data day. I don't know if I'll be there for that. Okay, that's fine. New office as in the new. I'm supposed to go to Denver to fly fishing. Fly fishing trip.

Yeah, that's fine. See, that's what. If you're there Tuesday, Wednesday, we can do data day on Wednesday, too. The first week of not being on the air, he's going fly fishing. No, I've had this trip planned for a while. Yeah, you knew where we were going. And that's going to be every week.

It's the same week that my... And we're fly fishing, hunting in Alaska. You know, it's the same day that my friend gets back from Alaska. What friend? I don't want my buddies. He'll be out there. He needs it.

He needs to see other humans. He's going to end his vacation in Alaska and go right to his vacation in Denver? I think he's just like, I just need to see people my age. Isn't he fly fishing in Alaska? And he's just going to go to another fly fishing trip to get away from his fly fishing club. All the young kids are fly fishing. He's not really fly fishing. He's more guiding, so he can't fish.

And then when he's not guiding, he's doing manual labor. He just wants to prove to you how good he is at fly fishing. I told him if we don't catch any fish this time, then I'm not going to respect him at all. I mean, we went to Iceland on a fly fishing trip and didn't catch a single fish. You didn't even see a fish. That's right. I can't believe you fly fish so much. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're an old soul. Second time fly fishing. You're like that fucking orange-faced country singer. Yeah, yeah. An old soul. You are. You're like Meat Boss or whatever the fuck that guy's name is. Food Boss?

No, the fucking dude we just watched. Oh. Liver King. Liver King with the fucking red-ass face. Thank God I'm forgetting his stupid-ass name. It's a pleasure to forget that guy's name. He never deserved any of his fame. Your Fly Boss is a hell of a name.

Yeah, he did. He signed off on dying younger than you should for entertainment. Enthusiastically. Why are we rewarding that? He's eating disgusting shit every day. And that sucks. It's an incredible watch. Shoenice should be getting his fucking credit.

Why isn't Shoenice getting that same credit? Because he's racist? Shoenice was on the cameo list. He didn't do steroids. That's it. Exactly. He has a couple off-color jokes and all of a sudden he's the fucking bad guy. No, they were on-color. Cancel color. Jokes were on-color. In five minutes off-color jokes, and all of a sudden he's the fucking bad guy. No, they were on color. Cancel color. Jokes were on color. In five minutes on color. And all of a sudden he's a fucking bad dude.

You guys will realize that without the yak, it's like your day just opens up. It was a miserable week here. What? It was just like Dave bought back the company. Oh, yeah, because we were doing it from Chicago. I had to go in. I was like, I don't even know what to do. Sass was here at 8 in the morning making memes on his computer.

That was so funny when he walked in that early. It made no sense. Well, it just brought me back to, like, my first year here where I'm just sitting on Twitter just, like, opening up Photoshop and making, like, Wojack memes. I'm like, I got to go back to this shit. Come out to Chicago whenever you want. You got a whole week in October, right?

I have a lake to fish in. Yeah, I'm doing a bunch of shows out there. Any flies out there to fish? Let's go. We can get some flies. You fly fish in a lake or that's only moving water? You can fly fish anywhere. Not in Iceland.

Not in Iceland. Bass Pro Shop's right near me. We'll go get you some flies. No, we make our own flies, brother. Come on now. They have a whole store inside their get you some flies. No, we make our own flies, brother. Come on now. They have a whole store inside their store about just flies. Friend, he ties his own. Maybe that's why you're not catching them.

It is. Fly fishing is ridiculous. So dumb. It's so crazy. But once you get one, it's like. It's awesome. But it's like, I went fishing in Georgia, and I got like a $20 spin rod from Dick's, and I just threw it away after.

And I was like, I'm so happy I didn't bring a fly like when you're fly fishing you need like an 80 yard radius around you I don't even know what the fuck fly fishing is you gotta do this long pole with this long cord you gotta just whip it yeah it goes like it goes like a mile behind you and then it's like it causes if I brought a fly fishing rod to that lake that I went fishing at it would have caused a fucking scene it's a whole different mechanism. I listened to this podcast talking about there's a hierarchy of the feathers that you use. And people pay, because it's a rich dude sport.

Anybody could do it. But there's a rich dude sport. And this guy went and robbed London's Natural History Museum of all their dead birds. He went in the top window in the middle of the night. He flies out of them? Natural History Museum of all their dead birds. He went in the top window in the middle of the night, stuffed a bag full of dead exotic extinct birds and made flies

out of these super extinct colorful birds and then he sold the flies. The fly fishermen knew what was up but there was prestige to having these and he made hundreds of thousands of dollars selling these illegal feather flies how do we do that

sass for crime see the video of Jason Williams making one white chocolate now I could have watched

it all day making flies he makes flies it's like a whole thing but he makes fly flies he's from West Virginia and went to high school with Randy Moss

I have no idea what I don't actually tie flies my friend does but I don't really know I don't know why you wouldn't just buy them you can just buy them who's your favorite pro fisher I don't actually tie flies. My friend does, but I don't really know. I don't know why you wouldn't just buy them. You can just buy them. Who's your favorite pro fisher? I don't fucking know.

Oh, Bill Dance. Really? I'm a skeet Reese, man. I'm the dude that put the weights in the fish. That's my type. Maybe he just retired. What? Kevin Van Dam just retired, I think.

How do you retire from fishing? That's what you retire from. Yeah, what's he go do? He's going to go accounting? Is he going to go work at a cube? You die. That's what you retire from. Yeah, what's he go do? He's going to go accounting? Is he going to go work at a cube? You die. That's the ideal. Yeah, what are you retiring from?

Same with golfers. Fishing and golfing. Maybe fishers golf and golfers fish. Maybe. Fuck. People fish on golf courses. I think most fishermen just die. They don't really retire.

Oh, golf course fishing is elite. Yeah. There's not a lot of people that fish anymore. It's almost as good as Central Park fishing. That would be a sick shirt if it was a tombstone and it just said retired from fishing. Yeah. I'd wear that. You one day, Seth.

Never retire. Hell no. He needs to catch one fish first. Never giving up the dirty. You've never caught a fish fly fishing no oh no i have i have i caught one in wyoming two years ago well my ashes spread on a fly was half ass though i pretty much i saw a fish like one foot off the shore fly in front of the fish doesn't count

wyoming you've been to the most exotic places in the world fly fishing well I went to it's all to visit my one friend who goes and works at these places just go to like

upstate New York or well I like going to Colorado Colorado's nice get that air yeah detach

very nice detach from society for a little bit dude did you guys see the stool scenes this week where Lasovsky obliterated the three candidates for president? No.

Oh, yeah. That was pretty nasty. Kind of made me feel bad. I didn't know y'all were doing it like that over here. Look at myself. He was like, as someone who works like 14 hours a week doing live streams and radio. Considering that hard work. And considers that hard work.

What would you say to the people around the office that do actual hard work? I'd love it. He fucking. What did Tommy say? Something pretty, I think, clever and smart. I think Keegs just gave an actual political answer. Oh, yeah. He was.

Maybe he was pressing Keegs. So what does Keegs roll now nothing that's just over right nothing I saw she did shirts madam president no one's gonna buy that an oxymoron yeah it's fiction come on madam vice maybe

I do have my questions for keegs that we can maybe do for the Tim Hitchings episode future vice president like on a baby onesie would be the funniest thing for maybe do for the Tim Hitchings episode. Future vice president like on a baby onesie would be the funniest thing for his secretary. I wanted to be her secretary of attacks, not defense. I loved that. Are the writers mobilized again? I did

that in the middle of the night. What do you mean? No, we don't really have a huge because you're not supposed to have a sleep? No, we don't really have a huge... Because you're not supposed to have... This is a sleeper cell. We don't have a huge enemy right now. Do you have nuclear weapons? I mean, we always do.

It's like having troops in Okinawa. It's like they're there to make sure that nothing ever happens. They're on reserve. They're always on call. Jerry's got an army. Yes. I used it it For what? Find a stalker

Jerry had his guy with him in fucking West Virginia I had to borrow a guy a couple weeks ago Gay dog Yeah Yeah, so he The guy who drove Jerry back Oh yeah He went to Jerry's house for an entire week

Oh And to just help him build So I was like We got an extra spot on the on the plane. Why don't you come with us? This guy's crazier. He will do anything for Jerry. It's insane.

He wouldn't sit down. Yeah. Just bringing everybody drinks and like taking people's like napkins and trash and shit. It's crazy. I was tipping him in Euro, too. We did. We did a video that's coming out on Thursday of Jerry ghost hunting. And the ghost hunter brought this chemical that can, if you spray it, you can tell if it's blood or not.

Because it, like, illuminates when you turn off all the lights. Oh, I bet that place is splattered. Yeah. So we were, so we didn't know if it worked. So we're like, well, we need some blood. J-Dog just grabbed the knife and cut himself. Holy shit. He's like, you need blood? And he just, like, sliced his leg. He was like, well, we need some blood. J-Dog just grabbed the knife and cut himself. Holy shit. He's like, you need blood?

And he just sliced his leg. He was like, here you go. That's horrifying. He's crazy. That guy's going to murder y'all. Oh, he's a great dude. I'll murder for you. I'll murder.

Yeah, I'll kill someone for you. The guys you want. And he's very quiet, too. He had Jerry. Jerry has become like an 80-year-old guy in hospice care. Because we got on the plane and Jerry couldn't figure out his seatbelt. J-Dog had to buckle him in.

Jerry had to go to the bathroom in the middle. J-Dog's wiping his ass. He's like that guy in The Sopranos when Tony and he's like around the clock here I took care of that woman. Talking about his mom. 100%. That is him. I saw today Jerry said he's tapping out on the house and he wants to sell it.

Yeah, he wants to go back to his mom. I had to give him a little speech. Why? Because of the ghosts? I think the house is a lot of work. He said he has 24 guys working on it. Yeah, he just had a bad day. Oh, do we have ads we didn't do? Yeah. Fuck.

Oh yeah, we did. Well, that's Stephen Chay's fault. For not getting the prep sheet passed out. Getting work done in the house. So I texted him. I was like, dude, we did. Well, that's Stephen Chay's fault. Yeah, it is. For not getting the prep sheet passed out. Getting work done in the house. So I texted him. I was like, dude, why are you being a bitch? And then he's like, I can't find a suit. And then I got him a black tux in two seconds. House is going up.

You got stuff going on in your house? What are you doing? I did. I got him a black tux in two seconds. No, you keep saying that. Basement, kitchen. Wasn't available to everybody. Stairs, bathroom.

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I feel like I just got a whiff of ravioli. Oh, I got it. I don't smell any ravioli. I don't have it. I wonder where the fuck that's coming from. Is that ravioli? Is that a bag of ravioli? I see Chick-fil-A.

Nikki the Good just farted. Cannoli. We're yakking again in like an hour. Chick-fil-A. Nikki the Good just farted. And Oli. She's got Oli farts. We're yakking again in like an hour. I know. We're going to spin the wheel, and then we'll do the other ad, and then we're going to bring in Tim Hitchings for Thursday's episode, which for anyone, I'll preface it.

We're doing Monday's episode now and Thursday's episode in a minute, and then we're doing Friday's episode tonight, and tomorrow we're doing Tuesday's. Hell, he's episode in a minute. Then we're doing Friday's episode tonight. Tomorrow we're doing Tuesday's. Kelly's rocking that jacket, though. Tuesday's. Tomorrow. Did she just order ravioli? We're doing that live?

We're doing Tuesday live. Wednesday live. Thursday will be Tim Hitchings. And then Friday is the case race. Yeah. Good schedule. The case race is tonight. Correct.

It makes sense for us. This afternoon. We can act like it's Friday if you'd like. And what will be fun is that when we're doing Tim Hitching's episode that will air on Thursday, we'll slowly start getting face painted so you'll see that and the next day will be Friday. Oh, fuck. I got to go get my face painted. Oh, yeah.

You want to spin the wheel? Your dad is so nervous about this wheel not getting wet without him here. He brought extra clothes. Oh, look at that. It's going to get wet right now. We need Carbone. What happens if it gets wet after Brandon's painted up? Carbone, hit!

No! Do you guys know what your theme is? I ordered Carbone for the face painting. What am I face painting? What are we all getting? I got eight minutes. Are you guys doing a team theme? We're doing a team theme. Figure it out yourself. Look at my face painting. Yeah, what are we all getting? All right, let's figure this out. I got eight minutes to decide. Should we do a wheel again or just? Are you guys doing a team theme? No, we're doing a team theme.

Figure it out yourself. All right, team. What are we doing? Sting? Who's our team? I mean, a kiss? Let's do a kiss. You want to do a kiss?

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They kept using him They kept using him To do the Independence Day theme And he kept yelling freedom And freedom is from Braveheart They never yelled freedom in Independence Day That was and he kept yelling freedom, and freedom is from Braveheart. They never yelled freedom in Independence Day. That was not the theme

of the fucking show. Yeah, but it's what... We're free from... Freedom! That's Braveheart, and he died. Okay, but what... In a disgusting way.

In a bad way. I hate that you're good at that. It's every day, though. He didn't even make it, Rico. Yes, he did. Okay. It's straightforward. It's these two down. I He didn't even make it, Rico. Yes, he did. Okay. It's straightforward. It's these two down.

I always do that. These two down, and then a long diagonal. Just make it as straight as possible in the middle. Long diagonal. Then a long diagonal. We're going to do a manscape tree. Wait, what do you mean? Like this?

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Oh, yeah. I'm like an idiot. You're really having him teach you how to make an airplane? I was never good at it, man. TJ, what's the list of Yak World Records we're going for tomorrow so far? Are you driving down tomorrow? Everybody DM me face paint suggestions right now.

Having a stews? Austin. Braveheart. I'm driving to Boston late tomorrow night. What time? I'm doing PMT probably like 8. I think Brandon and Hank are coming with me. We have room if you want.

Most CDs balanced on one finger. Fastest time to place 24 cans into a refrigerator. Most Smarties eaten 60 seconds blindfolded using chopsticks. Fastest time to assemble a Mr. Potato Head, but we can't say the brand name for Mr. Potato Head. Fastest time to unravel toilet paper with one hand. Do we have one for a pool? Can we add some of my water?

Can I just do my own if I bring a bunch of water balloons? Whatever you want. I have ideas. Yes. Sash, do you want to come with us? I don't know. I might fly. Okay.

So I can get back. I just have to go because we have to pick them at 11 a.m. on Wednesday. Okay. So I don't really want to drive on Wednesday morning. Yeah. What time do you think we'll be done at Stu's? We're going to probably be done at Stu's around, tomorrow will probably be about a two and a half hour, three hour show, so we'll probably be done around four.

Four? Doable. Drive back, I'm going to do PMT, and then hit the road. How far is Stu's from JFK, or LaGuardia? Pretty closer to JFK.

Closer to JFK. You'll fly. Yeah. We're taking a bus out there, or no? Yes. Yeah, okay. There's a bus. I'mK. You'll fly. Yeah. We're taking a bus out there or no? Yes. Yeah. Okay.

There's a bus. I'm not coming back either. Ever? No, let's go fly fishing. No, I'm going home. But I want to go home on Tuesday night

as well to see my sister before she departs. College. College. Family first. Family first. Family first, brother. College. College. Family first. Family first. Family first, brother.

Totally. Totally. I get so jealous all these kids going to college right now. Something better than those first two weeks before classes start.

Re-enroll, brother. I should. I should. Man has a family. All these DMs. You should be staying. Like, everybody's Sting. Everybody's...

Give me something else. I got sucked way into Bama Rush talk again. Your face is like the three ninjas, Colt, Rocky, and Tum Tum. What about a spiral? Or just like a spiral? Oh. Or like an optical illusion.

Carol Smith CD cover in 2010. Right, like you could hypnotize people. Like a wacky t-shirt. Like one of those wacky t-shirts. Let's just go shapes. Or like Squid Games, just like square, circle, triangle. Everybody just gets a shape. I'm going to have to check into my hotel.

I think I might do a giraffe. Giraffe. No, I might check in between the Tim Hitchings episode. Oh, really? You got to do it. Fuck. That will suck. You have to do it.

I probably won't let you check in. Yeah, I got to do that still, too. Alf? Did you do Alf without being in brownface? Alf is fine. Alf is funny. Alf is fine. I kind of like Alf.

Do it, then. We'll search Alf face paint. Ron, do you want to drive with me tomorrow? I think I'm going to go get my haircut at my old haircut place. Because I've never actually said goodbye. Barber on Pearl? Never said goodbye. Really?

I do Yoda. I say goodbye to the vet. I did not say goodbye to the barber. So now I'm going to go. I'm going to go and say goodbye. Might get a haircut too then. All right. Yeah.

You might go what? What did you say? Yoga Might get a haircut too then. All right. Yeah. You might go, what? What did you say? Yoga? Yoda. Sass. No. Okay. I kind of like that.

The Angry Birds was fire. The Angry Birds looked really good. That mustache could be a problem though. Yeah. Okay. Should we end this show and then reset? Are we going right in? No, we'll take like a 15 minute break.

All right. Yeah. Cool. Does that work? No, we'll take like a 15-minute break. All right. Yeah. Cool. Does that work? Yeah. So everyone who's watching at home, that's the end of this show today. And then, yeah, tomorrow you'll see us at Stu's.

We'll be live at Stu's. We'll be live on Wednesday from Boston. Thursday will be the Tim Hitchings Root Beers Extravaganza. Friday will be the Case Race. Sounds like a good plan, right? Splendid. Splendid. Thank you, everyone.

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