The Yak - Going To Brandon's House To Try And Sink His Boat | The Yak 8-9-24

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome to the Yak. Roback.com. R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Are the bugs bothering you? I'm getting fucking crazy. Yeah, you must be getting crazy.

There's not even that many bugs out here. It's fine. Rowback.com. Live. Rowback. Okay. Code Yak. We're here live on Brandon's pond.

Okay. Crick. It's a lake. It's a lake. It's 90 acres. It is 90 acres. A pond is anything less than 30 acres. We're here on Brandon's pond, where the bugs are just eating

us. They're bad. They're bad. Show me a bug bite. Only then. There's more skeeters than dugs, buddy. Don't love it. Beautiful house.

Thank you. Thank you. It is beautiful. Yeah. A lot of good knickknacks inside, too. Yeah. Yeah. Got a lot of knickknacks.

Good patio area. TV's too small. Your TV's shocking. TV's too small. I'm sorry. It could handle more TV. I apologize. TV's too small. TV's too small. You TV's shocking. TV's too small. I'm sorry. It can handle more TV. TV's too small. TV's too small.

You said that was between us. I know, but it was just... You took me to the side. Like, you didn't want to say this in front of the guys. Yeah, I know. You said this room could use more... The room could use more TV. If you weren't a douchebag that constantly flaunted their wealth,

I think we would have let it slide. Me or Dan? No. Oh, me? It's 65 inches. The room is big enough for more TV. Yeah, or two TVs. Stack them.

No, I'm a one TV guy. I don't even like to. I don't like multiple TVs. I like one good TV. I said it in front of Tommy, and he goes. Yeah, in front of my son. He goes, well, you're a lot richer than my dad. And I said, no, it's not about money, Tommy. It's about having enough TV for the wall.

I have a bigger TV. It's just the wall. The wall is a beautiful. It's a beautiful man cave. It's just a misunderstanding of what. The wall could use a bigger TV. It's a joyous, perfect spot. There's antiquity everywhere.

There's sports everywhere. There's beautiful things all over. And you come in, and you immediately find the one thing. I didn't know. No, no, no, no. I complimented you. I let you sit in my recliner. Which I didn't do right away, because I said I never would want to sit in another man's recliner.

You forced me. And then I complimented the house, complimented your children. I spoke to your wife. I said, this house is beautiful. After about 20 minutes, I sat down, and I was just like, listen, could you use just a little bit bigger of a TV? That's just a small, minor thing you can fix. That's the most major thing to you.

Yeah, I know. That's all I care about is the TV. Some positives. Some positives. OK, let's go positive. House is incredible. House is great. Pool table, great placement.

It fits perfectly in that little space. Pool table, great placement. It fits perfectly in that little space. There's room in it. That's what I said. Perfect placement. I made you bacon. I smoked you bacon. I'm doing it.

I said it. I've been here two hours. I know. I love your bacon. The pool table is perfect. The placement of the dolls. The dolls. Great doll placement. You have front room furniture now.

I do. Which you didn't the one time I came here. No, I got it. Also, I got to say, you deserve me saying that TV thing in front of Tommy because I FaceTime my children and Brandon goes, do you want your dad to bring home some gifts for you? Yeah. And then they're like, yeah, we want gifts.

They got so excited. Yeah, and then Brandon was like, all right then he can go to Walmart on his way home yeah they got so excited I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and they're gonna be like where are the gifts I'm gonna have to steal some dolls that's all they're gonna talk about yeah I'm gonna steal oh you know what I do I'll do the gift you know what my gift to them will be I'll take a picture of the tv I'll be like at least we don't have this yeah yeah that your gift. That's a little low, don't you think? Another positive, nice picture of me. Yes. On the mantle. What do you mean by positive? That's a positive, yeah.

I like things of like HIV positive. Now is my picture on your in-room? We're just doing a round table movie. TJ, can you hear us? Is the noise from the interstate over? That's not an interstate. It's a four-lane highway. That's a small road. We're right on the interstate. I's a four-lane highway. That's a small road. We're right on the interstate.

I love your place. A shocking amount of things stolen from Barstool Sports. That you cannot deny. A shocking amount of expensive things stolen from Barstool Sports. And I asked his wife for water, and she said, no, all we have is high noon. I was just like, what do you mean? All right, all right. right no it's an incredible house yeah but i was blown away by the neighborhood by the house by this i understand why you commute

you know 10 hours a day it took it takes about an hour and 15 minutes in good traffic takes about an hour and a half in bed but this is this is worth it. This is worth it. Yeah, I get solitude. Looking on a pond. I get solitude. I get to sit out on my boat, and I get to... You did good, Brandon. You did good. You did good.

It was good. And there's no... The bug problem really isn't an issue. They're ferocious. I don't want to make it a thing, but it's like... Is that Doug itching over there? Yeah. Doug itches all the time anyway.

Itchy Doug itches. I can't believe he slid over here. Ryan, make sure you bend your knees. Oh, God. All right. You're right on the water. Just collapses into the water. So, yeah, we're here to sink a boat.

We arrived, and Tommy just disappeared into the horizon on a kayak. He said, I'm going away with my people. Yeah, he did. Is he gone still? No, he's back. He's back. I don't know where he is, but his paddleboard's back. We have two kayaks, a canoe, and a paddleboard,

and they just entertain themselves. They have a sweet setup going on down there. The whole basement? Oh, the basement's beautiful. It's a man cave. It's a dream basement. There's a deer head on the wall. A deer head on the wall.

Yeah, that's how you know. Your youngest showed me that. I'm really proud of you. He's really proud of you. Yeah, thanks. Do you have anxiety when you're here? Do you worry about things, or is this where you? Deer head on the wall. That's how you know. Your youngest showed me that. I'm really proud of you. He's really proud of you. Yeah, thanks. Do you have anxiety when you're here? Do you worry about things? Or is this where you?

No, I'm good here. It's the drive-in that I get ramped up. And by the time I get there, I'm ready to go. Are you anxious with us being here right now? I'm anxious about my boat possibly sinking. Yeah. I'm not anxious about the entire experience. I am pleasant.

I'm surprised. No, I'm pleased is the word I'm trying to say. Because I will say that you were correct that if we do sink this boat, we're not getting it out. That boat's not coming out. No, we're not getting it out. Yeah, yeah, we're definitely not getting it out. You're right about that. Yeah, yeah.

You've been on the boat. I've been on the boat. I thought there was more of like a slope that we could work with. Yeah, I thought it was going to be like we were going to walk onto like a sandy beach. No. Yeah. No, it's not coming out. If it goes down, it's down.

Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Antioch Pizza. Yes. I couldn't have any, but your wife brought me out the biggest, most beautiful rack of ribs. Oh, my god. And finger licking good.

You couldn't have any? I made those ribs for you. You made those? Yeah. Damn good. I mean, ribs and bacon and sausage for everybody. Nick, you didn't get any of the pie she was serving up? I don't think I have. No. They're damn good. I mean, ribs and bacon and sausage for everybody. Nick, you didn't get any of the pie she was serving up?

I don't think I have. No. My wife has been nothing but lovely. Yes. I have. She's truly your better half. Did she talk to you? She gave me the whole tour.

Okay, good. Diabetes. He's worried about the... There's a putting green right there. There is a putting green. Which one was it, Mincy? Sure did. That's the one. The WrestleMania chair?

Yeah. What's the one with the WrestleMania chair? No, he's shitting that toilet. He's shitting that one? Yeah. The one with the WrestleMania chair is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if there's a WrestleMania chair in there for sure.

Oh, yeah. I will say your flusher is not... Oh, you don't like it? Not fully working. The button on the... Hmm? What? Oh, that's where it was. Oh. The button's on the back, Kate. Oh, there's a like the button? Not fully working. The button on the what? Oh, that's where it was.

Oh. OK. The button's on the back, Kate. Oh, there's a shit in your toilet. Oh, no. All right, probably already was. So what do you want to talk about, Brandon? Is this your show?

No, it's not my show. It's our show. Host us. It's your show today. This is a host us, Brandon. We can talk about whatever special show. This is on your pond. What's a typical day like for you right here?

You come home, you're sitting at the back patio? Yeah, as soon as i get home as soon as i get home i put my bag down i i say hello to everybody i get me an iced tea i get my bluetooth speaker i go to my boat and i go out in the water and i just listen to some country music that's what i do that might be a little now saying it out loud, okay, that's what I like to do. No one's judging. No one's judging. I think that sounds incredible and ideal and picturesque.

Yeah, that's what I do. I go right over there. Do you want to do that one last time before we sink it? Take it out one last time right now. I don't want you to get the idea. We're not planning on sinking it. That's all you talk about. No, if it happens, it happens. That's all any of you have talked about.

I'm planning on it. It's like an experiment. Alright, show of hands, you would feel bad if you sank my boat. That's what I came here to do. The grueling 90 minute drive. On the ride up. I came here, we're sinking the boat. We came to sink a boat. KB was getting angrier and angrier

by the mile up here. We could be hanging with Zlatan right now. Yeah. We would be hanging with him. We've got 20 tickets to the game. Yeah. We'd be hanging with him. See, he's off in the... In his suite.

You know how hot the chicks must be in that suite? Probably pretty good. Yeah. We're here. It's a sink or boat. Antioch Pizza's got some bitches, man. Do they? I don't know.

Doubt it. Do you want to get on that lily pad? Should we play King of the raft? What water activities do you do? Well, see, I take that pad out. I take that out to the middle of the water. That pad is right by the dock there. And I'll take that out in the middle of the water

and let the kids just jump off of it and do all sorts of things. Is the water clean? Water's very clean, remarkably clean. Drinkable? Yeah. Huh? Drinkable?

I wouldn't drink it, no. I wouldn't drink pond water. Do you swim? Lake water. What? Do you swim? I would't drink it, no. I wouldn't drink pond, lake water. What? You swim? I would swim in it, yeah. Do you swim? Do you see pollywogs out there?

I don't because I don't know how I would get out if I actually got into the water. If I jumped out of my boat. Have you swam in this pond? No. Wow, so you think it's a pond. It's a lake. If I jumped out of the boat, I don't know how I would get back in physically. Got it. But I do sit in the boat while the kids jump and swim behind the boat. It's safe lake. If I jumped out of the boat, I don't know how I would get back in physically. Got it.

But I do sit in the boat while the kids jump and swim behind the boat. They do swim. It's safe to swim in? Very safe. No amoebas? No. No, they're fine.

No flesh-eating bacteria. I like this a lot. What is this, a patio? This is my sitting patio. You got a patio on the water. It's a two-level patio. How many people have this? Whatever's going on here?

Fire pit. Like a veranda, maybe? No. Is it a veranda? I think a two-level patio. How many people have this? Whatever's going on here. Fire pit. Like a veranda, maybe? No, is it a veranda? I think it's just a patio. It's damn near amphitheater-esque. Yeah. It's a big spot. I love this.

It was one of the main reasons I bought this place. And again, the fire pit here, that's delightful. Friday night, you want to do that. This is like a good spot to dance. It would be. Do some dancing? I need to get nice lights here. I haven't gotten nice lights. String lights. If I had some to dance. It would be. Oh, do you do some dancing? I need to get nice little lights here. I haven't gotten nice lights.

String lights. If I had some string lights, it would be. Yeah, some white bulbs. Mm-hmm. Make it look like it's a wedding every night. Yeah. That's my next project. That's my first project.

I haven't done any projects yet. Yeah, I was just going to say, what's the project you're on now? That's a project I've been wanting to do. Have you ever made out down here? Oh. Yeah. Don't tell me. No, I don't think so.

I don't think so. OK. I'm just looking to see. I am nervous that my wife is, like, I joke about my wife a lot, but if she's actually standing there to watch me joke about it, I'll have to listen. Yeah, I can't look at her in the eyes. I was going to say.

Well. All right. So what else we got? I was pleased to meet the extras. Toss them around a little bit. Oh, the other kids? The team of children. You told the youngest that you were born with gills.

Yes. Before you said your name. You shook his hand. You said, I was born with gills, but I have lungs now. Yeah. It's a good start, yes. Immediately draws interest, and then we started playing head tag. He's eight years old.

No, no, you said head tag mook is what you did. You stuck three little children on me as soon as I got here. Yeah, I did. I'm still out of breath. Tommy wants to kill you. I know. What's up with that, Brandon? That would be bad.

Did you all see the fourth one? Because he's elusive. Yeah kill you. I know. What's up with that, Brandon? That would be bad. Did y'all see the fourth one? Because he's elusive. Yeah, he and I bonded. He's elusive. He's like a... The fourth boy or the fourth kid? The fourth kid. He's like a house cat that when you bring neighbors over or something, he just disappears into the house.

He's the cerebral one. Correct. I can tell. He's the one plotting on all of us. I like him. He called you fat. He's my best one. I had a question about that, him. He called you fat. He's my best one. I had a question about that, Brandon.

He called me Big Titus. Did he? I don't think he called you Big Titus, did he? I think he did. He might have. He called me Big Titus. What did Big Titus do? I don't know.

Because I think he thought I was Big Cat, and then he pivoted. But he called me Big Titus, and I didn't know if that's a compliment or not. Without our powers combined? Well, it didn't really feel like a compliment coming from him, but also I talked myself into it. I don't know that he's a compliment or not. Without our powers combined? Whoa. It didn't really feel like a compliment coming from him. But also, I talked myself into it. I don't know that he's ever complimented anybody. Yeah. Titus.

I don't know if that happened. So do y'all want to swim? I will let y'all swim. I didn't bring any clothes. You didn't bring any clothes? Why didn't you? I figured you live here, and I could borrow some. Borrow some of my clothes?

Yeah. You want me to dress you? Yeah. I guess I could dress you. What's on to dress you? Yeah. That's like a dress you. What's on the prep sheet? Steven's on his way. I think the plan should be that we should try to get in the boat in like 25, 30 minutes.

That way we can talk about getting in the boat afterwards. Y'all mentioned this to me. Oh, yeah. We got the, we got, I bought everyone blizzards. Oh. Oh. No problem. Brandon didn't have dessert for us.

I had $400 worth of food up there. But there was no dessert. How am I going to top myself off? I don't know. Right. Exactly. It's a good thing you brought the blizzards. Yeah.

All right, y'all did mention one activity, possibly recreating the Mincy driveway video. I would love to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tommy, can you bring me a weapon? Do you have any weapons? A weapon. He wants a weapon.

What kind of blizzards do you guys want? Bring him any weapon. I don't know where your gun is. I like being here, Brandon. It's nice and calm. Yeah. I could stare out there all day. Make sure the kids get blizzards, too, first.

I would like to know. What? What? No. What would you like to know? You get off the highway. You've got the cornfields. Yeah.

First turn in right here, I saw a big police raid happening. So I think there was some sort of SWAT team action over there. There was. They were in your neighborhood? 15 of them right there. Well, right when the tech guys got here, they called me. Oh, no. Did they spill?

Oh, that was what the face was. And they said, come outside because your neighbors are getting raided by the police. Bugs are going to love this. The press? What do you mean the press? They were literally busting in the house when I entered.

The press showed up? Should we get over there? We are shooting. You like we have oh hell yeah thank you nick get over there now we're going i'll go over there i'll figure out what's going on to where the press over there i feel like the police are there this isn't a druggy area no it's it's not. They're seasoned hard drives. Maybe. There's a search warrant. Oh, yeah.

So what they said was, what we heard from over here was, come out, we have a search warrant. Oh. And that's apparently happening. That's not a house. That's a duplex, I think. Oh. Where most crime happens. Yeah.

Duplexes are bad. Yep. Especially duplexes by lakes. I'm worried about the blizzards. It means you're a criminal, but you have money. It's a criminal with taste. It's just an ocean of child porn. In that man's house.

Yeah. It's probably spilling over to the other half of the place. Spilling out. Spits child porn spilling out of the windows too much. Yeah, probably. I think we can abort some of them. Yeah. Just throw out of the winter. It's too much. Yeah, probably. I think we can abort some of them. Yeah, just throw them in the lake. The blizzards fell.

Have you ever thrown trash in there? Honest to God. Not trash. No, I would never throw trash in the lake. Glass? I'll take a Reese's or a Butterfinger. There's some batteries. I peed in it.

You peed in the lake? Yeah. Why would you do that? Well, if you're out there fishing and then you get, like, ducked around under the trees, you can just pee. Tommy, what kind of blizzard do you want? I'm not going to come all the way back and pee. Which one do you want?

I don't know what they are. I don't want that at all. Why? It's peanut butter. I don't like peanut butter. You don't like peanut butter? No. What flavor do you want?

What do you got? Oreo. I want Oreo. I'm a butterfinger, man. Oh, and my boy number two likes Oreo too. Boy number two asked for Oreo. I got him 50 of them. Make sure boy number two gets Oreo.

He asked for 50. Okay. Okay. Did you say Butterfinger? I did, thank you so much. It says a butt on it. I get one of those spoons. Hell no.

Butt? That's okay. That's how I like them. Thank you, big cat. You're welcome. Someone had to get dessert. Yeah. I got you 12 pizzas, and I made ribs.

Yeah, I'll do that. But again, how would I top myself off? I need to turn the grill on. Whatever you got. When Che gets here, it's ready to go. Yeah, go turn it on. Che's going to make us a steak. Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Unbelievable hospitality, big guy guys, thank you. You're welcome. Everyone, please enjoy your blizzard. Don't tell your brother to turn the grill on. He knows how to do it. The only one who knows how to do things. And Tommy, do you want to bring me something?

Something translucent. Another weapon? Bring him a weapon as well. OK. I got a question. Yeah. Brandon, how do you drive home every day and go past that fast food without stopping at it?

What fast food? All the fast food. Yeah, you pass through from here. He stops at all. I don't pass. Yeah, I don't usually pass food. Have you seen the inside of his car? It's like a land mine.

Yeah. It's not really. That's not all fast food. A lot of bottled waters. You have homemade food. Last time I was in the car, I was like, I need homemade food. Yeah, I had pork chops. In your car?

Yeah. What? When you drove me up to Home Run Derby. They're not in there now. There's a plate of pork chops. What the fuck? I had a plate of pork chops. What the fuck? A plate of pork chops.

Sometimes you got to have a plate of pork chops. You grabbed too many. Never had too many pork chops. Amen, brother. What did Steven put on the prep sheet? Oh, by the way, Rough and Rowdy is tonight. That's one of the things. Nick and I will be there. That's right. We'll be there along with Ro tonight. That's one of the things. Nick and I will be there. Yeah.

That's right, we'll be there, along with Roan. It's going to be incredible. Abel, one of the Abels. Like you bet for Zach Abel. Yep. Zach Abel's dead. A lot of shit. Should blizzards remind you guys of your late teens

for some reason? What was she doing? Oh, no. Guess it's just me. We should know better. I'm also swallowing so much bug spray. Because I sprayed so much. You have to.

Why'd you spray your face? You have to. I've got my hand. I don't want my face bitten. Yeah. Your favorite feature of Brandon's home? The Ben Mintz toilet, the Mintzy driveway, or other? What if the cop activity over there? We're over here doing a show. Do they get suspicious of us at some point?

Yeah, what if it spills over here? Where's your fishing spot? Where you take the boat to... Over there. Right over there. All right, favorite thing in Brandon's home besides the Ben Mints toilet? There's a lot of things.

I'd say the tiny TV. That might be my least favorite. Tea! Relax. All right, it's 65 inches. Oh, thank you. It's a 65-inch TV. It's a big TV.

It's just... It's like a pond of TVs. It's a big wall. You do have a big wall. Huh? What's awful? Did you say something was awful? No.

Okay. Is everybody happy? I'm very happy. I'm very happy. Does anybody need anything? I'm ecstatic. Has everyone got dessert? Mm-hmm.. I'm very happy. Does anybody need anything? I'm ecstatic. Has everyone got dessert? Looks like it, yeah.

Okay. We got to get in this boat. I'm ready to get in this boat. I think we'll just go one by one. Right over there. Someone gets in it now. Tommy, do you like that boat? Well, I have to get in it first.

Sorry, bud. I got to be in control. Brandon, will the kids be upset watching the boat sink? Yes, they would be destroyed. Oh no. Tommy just said he doesn't care. Tommy doesn't count. Tommy just don't, Tommy thrives on carnage.

Yes. I don't, I don't. Tommy, would you appreciate it if we sank the boat? You don't give him more time with us. Oh! Oh! That hurt! That hurt!

God damn it. Wow. I take y'all out on the boat all the time. I just don't want to go. You have to. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're singing the boat to reunite a father with his children.

Save the family. Tommy asks us, like, 30 seconds after he asked us, 30 albums of his children. Wow. Yeah, because I, I, I, I, Tommy mic'd up. Because I don't want to dilly other boat. Ow. Ow. Because I, I, I. Tommy might die. Because I don't want to dilly-dally around. It's Andrew.

In the past, sometimes. Yeah. When the boat was gone. You give them no time. Only so much sunlight. Yeah, we have to sing an L. We'll do it for you, Tommy. There's only one son you care about.

It's his eye. If you ask the others, they would, they would be destroyed if the boat got sank. Like my daughter, she would cry her eyes out. Oh, yeah? What if it ended up getting you a bigger, bigger, better, more expensive boat? I don't need

one. I got my boat. Do you have an insurance plan on it? Oh, God, no. We could get it. We should probably sign one up. Let's get insured right now. They definitely make boat insurance. I don't think they make boat insurance. Let's put a mega yacht back here. Yeah. Is there a size limit?

You can only have electric motor. Ah. So you could have an arc? He's on a big liberal pond. Tommy, you're not mic'd up. You don't need to talk as much, okay? You gotta let the boy talk. How nervous are you that we actually will sing it?

Because I'll be honest, when I first saw it, I was like, I don't think we're actually going to do it. Yeah, I actually don't think so either. I feel better today. I feel better after getting on the boat this afternoon than I felt this morning. I know we did the math and we're way over what the sign says, but I think the sign is bullshit. No, when Brandon and I got in the boat, we were pretty comfortably in the boat.

No problem. Yeah, but you're two. That is just 20% of the people that's gonna be on the boat, though. But they're two. Yeah, but. We're big boys. You do have to find the remote.

You have the remote? I do not have the remote. First question. Hm? What are y'all gonna do on the boat if y'all are in the boat and then it sinks? We're gonna swim back, I guess. If we go, no, Brandon's going to go down with the boat.

You have to come save us. Yeah. All right, so should we start getting in the boat? Already? I think so. I think we should get one person in, and then you do a lap to show that it's working, and then add another person. All right, who wants to come? Who wants to be the first person?

Spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. All right, I'm driving the boat. All right, let's be honest. This yak is all about the boat person to spin the wheel. Yeah, spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. All right, I'm driving the boat. Let's be honest. This yak is all about the boat. We're doing this. We're fucking around here talking about stuff,

but we all are here to sink a boat. This is like the rules portion of the case race. Right, exactly. People are like, get on with the boat. We need the boat. What's the other ad on the prep sheet? Game time. Game time. Game time.

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You didn't even spray your body when you sprayed the bus. My shoes have holes in them. They look like a hive. Yeah, those bugs will get in those holes. They will. They'll just get in the holes. By the time I leave here, there'll be a whole colony. Is that a seagull?

Yeah, a seagull. Lake Michigan's only like three miles that way. Oh, wait. What was the question? Maybe seven, six. Baldull? Yeah, a seagull. Lake Michigan's only like three miles that way. Oh, wait. What was the question? Maybe seven, five, six. Bald eagle? Oh, yeah. Bald eagles.

He hasn't come over today, but I was hoping he would show up. And then that begs the question. Do you look at all bald eagles as men? Yes. Yes. They're the symbol of our country. I don't think they'll be women. Wait.

They're men. Do I look at them all as women? No, bald eagles, they're all men. They're bald. Women aren't bald. But it's like Mother USA kind of thing. Yeah. America is a woman.

America is a big... Lady Liberty is a woman. I'm going to explain Florida hanging there. True. Bald eagles are dudes. Bald eagles are dudes. What bird's a chick? Oh.

Sparrows? Huh. Hmm. Yeah, all bald eagles are guys. Penguins are all girls? Swans. Swans are girls. Swans are all girls. Swans are girls. Every swan is a woman. Hawks are men. Hawks are men. Not boys, men. Anything that coos.

Yeah. A dove. Hummingbird? Are they women? Hummingbird are women. Flamingos are gay dudes. Yep. It's true.

What's the lesbian of the birds? The birds? Turkey. Turkey. Turkey. Yeah. Oh, no. That's right.

That's right. Of course a turkey. Who knows the stuff? Ostrich and emu. Is an ostrich a man and an emu a woman? Feels like it. Ostrich. Yeah.

What about penguins? All but macaroni, I believe, are women. What's a macaroni penguin? Macaroni penguin. That's not a thing. It is. Macaroni penguin? Yeah, they have the orange feathers on the ears.

Tommy, you know about a macaroni penguin? That's not called a macaron It is. Macaroni penguin? Yeah, they have the orange feathers on the ears. Tommy, you know about a macaroni penguin? That's not called a macaroni penguin. Nah, nah. You're confusing that with macaroni penguin. What's the number one animal fact on your brain right now? Does he have a mic? No, he's just talking all the time. Just keep asking him questions.

Want to come here? Tommy, go sit right there and get the mic. Number one. Hey, Tommy, do you know what and get the mic. Number one. Hey, Tommy, do you know what the fastest animal on Earth is? Peregrine falcon. Yep. Nailed it. Oh, I was going to say cheetah. No, you would be wrong by like 100 miles an hour.

Really? Yeah. The slowest animal? Snail? Sloth? You never see them. No. Coral? Coral. What's the most killer animal never see them cut, no. Coral.

Coral. What's the most killer animal? Killer? Yeah, destruction. In what way? Humans. It eats the most men. Jeffrey Dahmer.

What do you think about all these whales attacking the boats? Is there something to that or is that just a weird coincidence? Oh, that's not a coincidence. Yeah. I think they're just getting tired of us polluting the ocean. Yep. Facts. So do we have to wage war against them?

Haven't we already been doing that? Oh, my god. Oh. Oh, my god. Holy shit. Did your dad make you guys all wear Mississippi State stuff when we got here? Sometimes.

Yeah. Showed up at everyone's Mississippi State stuff when we got here? Sometimes. Yeah. You showed up and everyone was Mississippi State here. The thing is, sometimes I choose to wear red and blue. No, you can't wear that. That's Ole Miss's color. Oh, no. Oh, those are the funnest colors, though. Yeah, red and blue are fun.

And he shouts that at you from way out in the boat where he's at by himself. Yeah. Yeah. He has binoculars so he can watch. Take it off. Tommy, what's the biggest animal you could take in a fight? Biggest animal I...

Who? Me? Biggest animal you could beat in a fight? With a katana. With a katana? Yeah. Wolf? Wolf. You could not beat a wolf with a katana. A wolf with a katana. You could not beat a wolf with a katana. A wolf with a katana. You could not beat a wolf.

You can. But you can't. I think you could get a giraffe with a sword. The thing is, a wolf is a sneak attack predator. So if you turn your back to a wolf, that's when they attack. If you don't, you can just. Tommy, you think I could take a coyote? Yes.

Yep. Facts. We have coyotes here. You call me next time. You can't just. Tommy, you think I could take a coyote? Yes. Yep. Facts. We have coyotes here. You call me next time. You have my number. Call me and I'll come up and take one out for you. You have his number? Fair handed.

Yeah. We have sex. Don't you? We all have Tom's number. Yeah. You're the one that put me in a group chat with everyone here. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

All right. And then we started one without you. Any other questions? Do you think you could take me? Maybe. Yeah. There's the size difference to... I think you could.

There's the size difference to giving a play. Any more questions? What animal is sneaky, very intelligent, but most people don't know? Sneaky? Raccoons? Ooh, good answer. Most people play off their genius

because they usually eat trash. They're just trying to survive, so they have to. So they're geniuses. You know what else is a genius? An octopus, so I heard. Yeah, they're pretty smart. Yeah. They know how to escape, too.

Yeah, they can squeeze through small cracks. Tommy, did you see the foxes might be trying to get domesticated? Really? Yeah. Would you expect your daddy to buy you one trying to get domesticated? Really? Yeah. Would you expect your daddy to buy you one if they got domesticated? No. What?

He'd be allergic to it. A fox? How would I be allergic to a fox? They're dogs. No, they're not. Foxes are dogs. No, they're not. They're more cats than dogs.

More cats. Foxes are dogs. I'm on team dogs or foxes. Cats before dogs. No. They're dog like cats. It's not what are they close to. A fox is a dog. It's a dog like that. close to? A fox is a dog. It's a dog-like cat.

It's a fox is a canine. It's a dog. A fox is a dog, guys. No, but foxes are that, like... Brandon argues about animals. That. That. That.

Well, fox is a dog. A fox is a dog. I'm only going to say this once. Any more questions? It's not even... A fox is a dog. You're thinking of Rottweilers. Yeah.

Those are dogs. Are you thinking about Labradors? A fox is in the canine family. Is it? Yes. I always thought they were dogs, too. They are dogs. Yeah, but they kind of look like cats.

I thought they were cats. No. They're not cats. They're dogs. They're both. They're not both. You can't be both, Tommy. No, they can't.

They can't be both. This is getting political. Likens exist and Ligers exist. No, they don't. But they're just... Okay. Are you looking up foxes as dogs? Yeah. political. Likens exist and Ligers exist. No, they don't. Are you looking up Fox's? Yeah. All I got is headlines about Trump. Any other questions? Oh, yeah.

Alright, we gotta get in a vote. Any other questions? Do you think we'll sink the vote? No more questions. No more questions. Canaday. They're dogs, yeah. Wow more questions. Canaday. They're dogs, yeah. Wow.

Big win for Walker. Huge win for Walker. Latest in a long line of them. Yeah, yeah. They're dogs? Foxes are dogs? They're dogs. No, they're not.

I don't believe that. I didn't know that. We can disagree. There's no agree to disagree. No, we just agreed to disagree. Oh, God. See, I knew this. My wife is watching. What? Oh, boy. There's no agree to disagree. No, we just agreed to disagree. Oh, God. See, I knew this. My wife is watching.

What? Oh, boy. She's watching. She's sitting up there watching everything we do. Just like my whole life, she's just up there and watches. What do you want me to do? Why don't I get on the boat so I can go out and not be watched? Yeah, go.

Go ahead. Get on the boat. I think we'll start it off. You get on the boat. Okay. Show us how it drives just one person. Then we spin the wheel and we add someone until we have everyone.

Yeah, but we should just start with like five. No, it's all about the one by one. Yeah, you show everyone. Y'all going to keep yakking while I was riding? The whole show is about the boat. Yeah. When your name gets called, you go on the boat. All right, who's going with me?

Go catch up in the wheel. No, you're going first. Oh, yeah, give us a test run. Two people need to start in the boat. No. All right, fine, wheel it. Wheel it, see who goes with him. With him?

Yeah. Oh, actually, that's true. Brandon doesn't get to go in the boat by himself. Yeah, no, I have to go. I have to be in control of the boat. Why? You might not come back. I get control of the boat.

You might run away. We can't do it if I don't have control of the boat. OK. Can we take it past the crime scene? Past the pedophile's house? Who's up? Who's first? Spin it.

I can't even begin to think of the amount in those hard drives. He collected all. Kyle! Lucky dog. Catch a fish. Why don't you boys go ahead and catch one? What are you guys going to talk about? Don't give him the remote.

Don't give him that remote. Yeah, I need the remote so we can ride the boat around. You can steal the remote later and lose it. Can we do it? Can we do it from here? Can we control you guys? Can we control you guys? No, you cannot.

OK. Your boat has a remote? Yeah. That's how I run the engine. It's a fancier remote than I thought it was going to be. This could be the worst episode we ever do. Why? Well, I don't know.

If we don't sink the boat, people are going to be very upset. Dude, we made that gunk like two weeks ago. We're fine. That's true. Good point. We had a gunk day. We just got one gif of white boy Rick. That was two hours for one gif.

All right, so Brandon, do a little lap, and then we spin and we add another person. Oh, look at that. Doc's shaking. Oh, that doc is shaking. It is. Yeah, that's why I was scared to put all of you on there. Oh, yeah.

Because some of the boards were springy, and the thing's not all that light. Didn't you just get it redone, Tommy? Oh. I thought he got a new one done. You guys got an ice skate on it. Did you? Love that. I'm so excited for the destruction of property.

Yeah. I'm nervous, though. It's bigger than I thought. The boat is? Yeah. I haven't even looked. Oh, no. Yeah, it's pretty thick.

Oh, yeah, that kind of looks expensive. We're going to need everyone in it. If we get all 10 of us in and it doesn't sink, we got to keep going, right? If we get all 10 of us in and it doesn't sink, we gotta keep. Well, we need to add one person because Zah's not here. Tommy, you got any really fat friends that we could get to jump on the boat? What about me?

We're not friends? No, you're not fat. Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. Set him up. I told Tommy that I was gonna set that joke up when I first thank you. I appreciated that. Set him up. I told Tommy that I was going to set that joke up when I first came here. That's nice.

Mic's off? Uh. You can take your mic off. Cal took his mic off? Yeah. All right, so maybe Doug? Doug? Doug.

How much you weigh? Yeah. Doug's got kind of a fat ass. I've noticed. Yeah. 185? OK, that'll do. That's perfect. So Doug? OK, that's perfect. That'll do. That's perfect.

So Doug will be the 10th man. I meant that in all due respect. Can you swim, Doug? All right. OK, Kyle's going on the boat. A lot of lily pads out there. Yeah. I'm concerned about the amount of foliage in the lake.

Yeah. A lot of vines, a lot of. Is flora or fauna the plant? I don't want to get out there. Flora. Flora? Flora. And fauna is animal?

Mm-hmm. Fauna, no, that's fauna. Come on. Have you guys peed outside yet? No. No. What? Well, I don't want enough. I don't want both of you. I said it now, not just chuck it. Have you guys peed outside yet? No. No. It's on the list.

Do you pee outside often, Tommy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here, wait. Come get a mic. Yeah, come. We're going to stewardize a mic.

Grab one of the clip-ons. I've got another one over here. Here, come sit down. Yeah. We're getting one. One second. sit down. Yeah. We're good. Hot socks for raccoons. They can fit into a hole that's four inches wide. Really? But they're so big.

How do they do that? It's not, it's just all fluff? That's what you see? So the widest part of their body's four inches, like skeleton-wise? What are you talking about? Raccoons. Oh, yeah.

Raccoons can fit into a hole four inches wide. So that means they can, uh. Are you talking about up an ass? Yeah. What the hell, Tommy? Oh, no. What? Oh, my god.

That was a really good charade. If you would have done this, I'd be like, that's shoving a raccoon up an ass. Yeah. I don't think, I think there's a problem with the boat. Oh, no. Is there a problem? That naw sounded like yes. That's a yes. That was a yes. there a problem? That nah sounded like yes.

That's a yes. That was a yeah, no. He looks stressed out. That's a yes. We could have mixed up the eublach with that thing. What do you like the most about living out here? Living out here? Yeah.

Lake. Lake? Pond. Pond, yeah. Yeah, pond. Once you get older, this is like a prime place. You can sneak out so easily. Oh, yeah.

Sneak out here and smoke cigarettes? Do we have a problem? No, we don't have a problem. Kyle looks very unrelaxed. Does anyone have any questions? Do you think your dad will ever invite us back and we sink his boat? I will.

Okay, there we go. You are the man of the house. Do you have any secrets that your dad doesn't know? Have you ever broken anything in the house? You covered it up? No. No? No.

Any of your siblings ever break something and they cover it up? No. Do you think your dad would notice? Yeah. Yeah. That boat's your dad would notice? Yeah. Yeah. That boat's sitting real low at the front. See, it's a pretty big boat. It is big.

Yeah. It was camera trickery. Brandon pranked us to get us up here. I know. And he's now going to get a big win when we don't sink this boat. Look at those boys. It's so small. Ooh. That's really low.

That cinder block, you guys are going to have to take that out. No, no, boys. It's so stupid. Ew. No, it's really lovely. That cinder block, you guys are going to have to take that out. No, no, no, it's staying in. He's going to take it out. There's like a 200 pound cinder block in the back. So? Because Brandon's so heavy that if he doesn't have it, he'll quit.

Really? Yeah, he told me all about it. Look at that thing. That's beautiful. He told me once most of you get in, he's going to take the cinder block out That's illegal We're going to have to add an 11th person

Alright so TJ spin to see who goes in next I intentionally didn't shit so I would be heavier Yup Why do you think I ate three blizzards I have a raccoon up my ass Maybe do two Let's do two people Okay

Yeah this whole episode is a boat singing extravaganza. It's completely boat related. That's all that matters. All right, Nick. Yoo-hoo! Tommy, what do you think about pandas? Pandas? They're adorable. I don't even know how they're not extinct yet.

Yeah, that's what I wanted to ask you. Do you think them being cute is the only reason we keep them around? Yeah. Do you think that's unfair to the rest of the animals that aren't as cute but might have more use? Who else, TJ? We keep answering the question, Tommy. Fun fact about pandas, they eat for 16 hours a day. 16 hours a day?

What? Tommy, are you talking about pandas or your father? Hey! That's a good one. Tommy, did you see that your dad was getting pranked with the number one customer stuff? What happened? So remember, in New York, he would always come home

and be like, I was number one customer at Chick-fil-A. It was one of the security guys was pranking him every day and writing it on his, on the back. Yeah. Yeah, Chick-fil-A wasn't actually doing that. All right, so Kate and Nick are going in. Good luck. Thank you.

All right, so this is going to be four people. Sir, are there any other questions? You like the paddle board or the canoe better? Paddle board. You got a question for us? Yeah. No. All right.

Nothing? No, not really. When do you think you'll actually start officially working at Barstool? 17, 18? 16. 16, OK. First internship.

I like that. What are you reading about right now? What am I reading about? Yeah. I have my He-Man book, Beowulf. Beowulf. Beowulf. I think you said that last time I asked.

What is Beowulf? You love Beowulf. Half wolf, half Beow? No, no. Beowulf is a Norwegian. Oh. It's a Norwegian folk tale from like 800 years ago. Whoa.

And is it like a, is it a half wolf? Half wolf, half what? Or is it all wolf? It's all wolf? No, it's a man. It's just a man? Half wolf, half what? Or is it all wolf? It's all wolf? No, it's a man. It's just a man? Half wolf, half man?

No, his name is Beowulf. Oh. But he's not a wolf at all? No. Is he magical? Wait, are there wolves in this? No. What the fuck? I thought it was a Beowulf.

Beowulf has no wolves? No, you can look it up. It's a man. Did you know this, Nick? Beowulf has no wolves. What's his thing? He's a man. Did you know this, Nick? Bear Wolf has no wolves. What's his thing? He's a hero. In what way, though? Does he have super power,

or does he just... He has maybe super strength. Yeah, he's just a strong guy. He's able to kill a monster. Wow. They're way out there. They're so far gone. Oh, really? Well, this is what Brandon does to Tommy. Yeah, this is an authentic experience. He's got the experience.

You guys said that he was going to do a lap, so. Yeah, we feel like you feel, Tommy, where we're sitting here and all we want is for your father to bring that boat back here. And he just simply won't do it. Is this what you feel every day? Yeah, pretty much. Whenever he invites us onto the boat and then leaves without us.

Yeah, we might save the family by taking the boat. Oh, you don't have a mic. Oh, yeah, I don't have a mic. No mics. This is going to be a great show for the podcast. Yeah. Should I take the paddleboard out for a spin? Sure, Ken.

Yeah. Why don't you take the paddleboard out and board the boat? Oh, no. One sec. Yeah. But then you don't you take the paddleboard out and board the boat? Oh, no. One sec. Yeah. But then you wouldn't. Yeah, paddleboard. Or Tommy could go with you.

Take a string and tie it up. Tommy, can you take Mook out on the paddleboard? Yeah. All right, perfect. Oh, this is going to be so good. And then you got to board the boat, and then Titus and I will be the last two. Okay. Love it. We got to.

Yes. Yeah, Mook's going to be the only one on the boat with a life jacket. Wait, I don't want, yeah. No, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The captain just told you. Yeah, all right, all right.

Captain's orders. Tommy, take him out to International Waters and do what needs to be done. I love that Tommy just gave Mook a life jacket. That was such an alpha move. Holy shit, Mook. You just got bought. He doesn't even have one himself.

Oh, no. He doesn't need one. All right. No, you're good. You're good. That fits. All right. You guys go out.

Yeah, go get on that boat. And then Mook. You two will be the last two. Mook, get on the boat with... Well, then, TJ and Ken. Well, TJ as well. And Connor. We're gonna get everyone on it.

Connor, you're getting in? We have to get as many people on the boat as possible. Yeah, we're just gonna... We're gonna... It's all hands on deck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, great.

We were worried. I would put on... I would... I would actually... If you told me we could sink this boat, but I had to have it on deck, I would have to Oh, great. We were worried. I would put on... I would actually... If you told me we could sink this boat, but I had to have my wallet, my keys,

and my phone in my pocket, I'd be like, no problem. Oh, yeah, yeah. If it was just enough to push it over the edge. He's so confident he's still got his shoes on. Oh, yeah. Do we have cameras? Yeah, okay.

All right. There's no way Mook's going to be able to... I don't think Mook has the core strength. I do feel like at some point these boys are going to want something. That's waterproof. Brandon's kids are going to want something. Yeah. A device that will launch them into this water.

Yes. That's what he's missing right here as you look at him. A cannon. A little catapult. Did you guys know? A rope to swing on. Yeah. A little catapult. Did you guys know? Rope to swing on. Yeah. Diving board or something.

Did you guys know Nancy Pelosi has cannons? Two biggins. Oh, big time. And they have aged in reverse. Yeah, she's got cannons. Her titties have Benjamin Button disease. Huge milkers. Oh, really?

Yeah, enormous. Why doesn't she flaunt them more? I don't know. That's a good question. She doesn't have to be voted. Like, if she had to be into a voted position, they're out. He's telling Mook how to vote. Oh, no.

Mook is half in the water. The whole country treats her like a. Oh, no. Oh, no. Look at the back dragging. Yeah, they're just in the water. Mook is in the water. Oh, no.

Oh, no. This is bad. Oh, no. That boat is getting sunk. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is bad. Oh, no. That boat is getting sunk. Oh, no. All right, now you got to board the other boat. Mook's going to fall in trying to get into that, right? Yeah.

It's like the scooter on Dumb and Dumber. Now we're having fun. These bugs are crazy, man. Crazy bugs. I've never. And I'm from a part of the country where we get bugs. Oh. Like, I grew up with bugs. But this is another level. Is there any part of the country where we get bugs. I grew up with bugs, but this is another level.

Is there any part of the country that doesn't have bugs? I'm just saying shit. Yeah. No, I'm actually asking that. Arizona? Alaska? Colorado? Is it too high?

Too high for bugs? The desert has to not. Yeah, Arizona. Scorpions are bugs. Yeah. They're not like shrimp? Oh. Oh, here comes the vote. We need to talk to him back and ask him. Uh-oh. There's no way Mook'm smoking bugs. Oh. Oh, here comes the vote.

We need to talk to him back and ask him. Uh-oh. There's no way Mook's going to get up. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

And there goes Mook. Oh, no. Oh, that was... I don't know what his plan was there to hold on. Did he think he was going like rip himself up into it there's other people laughing the guy is getting cuffed right now yeah he's like could be worse all right mooks in the boat that boat looks sturdy as it's don't know We needed to go down 12 inches He's so smug

Seriously He trapped us He got us all out here I'm not buying it He got us up here He put his phone on.5 lens To make his boat look smaller Eye trickery

And then he came up here so we can't make jokes anymore a long con yes he's been working out to lose weight yeah that's a good point dick he did do he he is this is going to be his biggest win that he's ever had when we can't see he we won't be able to joke about it anymore he's suspiciously out of nowhere was like, I need to lose a lot of weight. It's leaning. All right, see you guys. All right. We're at Nick and Kate. So far, not much of a difference.

But that was to be expected with three people, I guess. Do you think now, like, adding Nick and Kate, are we now officially over 700? Surely, right? Yeah. Yeah, so now this is the first time we'll be over the advertised limit of the boat. Although,

I looked closer to the fine print, and it's actually 1100 pounds, including gear. Oh. There's no gear. The motor's a little, like, food spinner. Food spinner. Whisk? A whisk.

Thank you, Tommy. More eloquent than I am. All right, this looks, oh, no. This looks way too sturdy. This looks way too sturdy. It's way too sturdy. Way too sturdy. You guys could just start jumping.

This is way too sturdy. It's not going to sink. Brandon was right. Should we just end the show? No, we got to do this thing. Should we just? I mean, there is all this. Well, there still is four more people.

Yeah. No, five. Because it's TJ. Yeah, we have five more. Doug O'Recon. We're only halfway there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're at the boat.

It's going slow. I was thinking at this point, all the gray at the bottom. The gray part. But it is on the other side. Oh, yeah. The boat. It's going slow. I was thinking at this point, all the gray at the bottom with the gray part. But it is on the other side. Oh, OK. Because KB and Nick are sitting on that side. He's so cocky now. What are you thinking, Brandon?

Brandon, how are you feeling? I can't hear you. What? How are you feeling? Oh, this is what he does to you, Tommy. Thank you, Tommy. This is what he does to the public think is really interesting but you you just don't seem to care that much like a like a dolphin or something dolphins oh you're terrified of dolphins you don't think they're cute or something? Yeah. Dolphins? Yeah. The more you learn about them, the more they'll terrify you.

Oh, you're terrified of dolphins? You don't think they're cute? I'm not terrified of them. I want to murder them all. What? You said you wanted to murder all the dolphins? Yeah. Yeah?

Do your research on them. Do some quick research, and you'll figure out why. OK. All right. But I got you to do the research. You're my research. Che is five minutes out. Oh, he's going to text me.

We'll at least get a state. Is it a word that begins with R? Yeah, yeah. Wait, what was that? Dolphins. We're talking dolphins. Oh, yeah. He said do your research, And then he was going to.

They're not moving very fast. Hey, go faster. Let me see. Let me see what you got here. Oh, yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Dolphins are not.

That's not good. That's not good. We don't endorse that. Yeah, we don't condone that. They're moving slow. They are moving slow. Now, this angle, you're right're right big cat it is tipping a little more to this side. Any other questions? Well even if you guys don't sink it the most you

guys can do is even if you guys don't sink it you could probably throw everyone in the water. We could probably throw everyone in the water. Any questions? Could we tip it? Yeah. We could just tip it. Yeah. Maybe we just do that. Just grab the side and then yank it. Yeah. And then the whole thing just capsizes. Yeah, we should just do that. They're fishing. They are?

Is there any other questions? The neck edge is a fish. Yeah, it's sitting low on one side. I think this is going to be, I think we're going to get right up to it. You could caps to it. You could capsize it. Because we also have, think about it,

that's probably the lightest four that we could throw on there, right? That is true. That is true. Me, you, and Shay are. We're men. We are men. That's a fact.

All right, so I think you and I should get in and make Che just sit here by himself. Right. Right. And then TJ, how are you going to get in? You're just going to get in? I'm getting in. Okay. I'm getting in.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're getting in. I guess you can send someone in your place. Che's here. Che's here? I'm going to give you a hand here. I guess you can send someone in your place. Shay's here. Shay's here? I'm gonna give you a hand-help. Okay, that's perfect. I'm gonna get a hand-help.

There we go. I got the hand-help. Stephen Shay. Alright, hello. Stephen Shay's here. Walker Estate. He looks like he's wearing his bathing suit. I am.

Wanna sit? Um, yeah, sit. Please. Brought a housewarming gift. You did? I did. What'd you bring? I need a microphone. Oh, what is that?

Bledsoe. Wait, you need a microphone. I need a microphone. Let's put it in here. 1997 Drew Bledsoe starting lineup. Now, Brandon is fond of the starting lineup. Thanks. I was at a comic book shop with my kids today.

Wow. Just throw it in the pocket. Just chuck it in the pocket. How's this going so far? Where do they get the money? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think I was at a comic book shop with my kids today. Wow. Just throw it in the pot. Just chuck it in the pot.

How's this going so far? Where do they... Pretty uneventful so far. Other than the police raid that's happening across the... There's a ton of cops. Yeah. We're essentially in a danger zone where if we don't sink this boat,

this will go down as one of the worst episodes in Yak history. So, you know, I mean, we're trying. It has become that. Do you see Steven right now? Oh, transitioning. Wow. We have positioned ourselves to either this

is a 0 out of 10 Yak or a 10 out of 10 Yak. Right. No in between. Are there 6 on there right now? Yeah, there's six on there or five on there. That's not close. Wait, so TJ, you're not getting on. Do you want to send someone in your place? Yeah.

Yeah, I think. All right, so here's how I think we should. Yeah, I think what we should do is, Connor, you should come and sit with Che. Titus and I will get on. And then when we come back, we'll get you and Che on. And then TJ will be the last person. Is that 10? Yeah, that's 10.

Okay. So Titus and I are going to get on. Connor, come to Yak with Che. All right. All right. Brandon looks comfortable in the front of that boat people are fitting comfortably yeah the problem isn't whether or not they could fit it's a matter of whether or not the weight is going to be too much they could fit

I don't know it's some platform I think they use just to make it easier to get up. Like Tommy will use that. Okay. I don't think this is going to sink. No, it's not. This looks comfortable. Could it move?

That's the problem. Oh. Big Ed took a step up. Okay, yeah. Ass and face. Ass and face. Okay yeah Ass and face Ass and face Titus is getting on right now He's got one leg on

They're good We're in So we're at seven now? Brandon's trying to even out the weight distribution of the boat right now. Yeah. They'll be fine. They'll be going like a mile an hour, but they'll be fine. I think this is going to be a huge W for Brandon if this works out.

We're going next. Uh-oh. Wait, wait, wait. Has their remote been lost yet? I know that was a big concern of Brandon. Has their remote been lost yet? No. Big Cat stole it at first, but then we got it back. All right, let's see it.

They're good. So we're at seven now, and we have to get to ten, right? Tommy's been an absolute menace since the minute we got here. So he's in a one-person kayak? Yeah. Oh. So, yeah, they're loading the backup where they're almost touching. Oh, they just dipped.

What is the plan if this thing starts to go down and we all just bail, right? Yeah, no, you've got to jump out and then swim back to the dock. Although the dock is scarier to be on than the actual boat. It does not look sturdy. The dock is wobbly as fuck. I'm sitting. Mook, are you excited? Here.

Look at Mook's two ball imprint. What's going on? Who's Prince's ball imprint, Mook? You can see whereook's ball imprint on the chair. Tiny balls. All right, let's see if they can go now. All right, so on the boat, in the back, we got Big Cat, Kate. Then we got Titus and KB, Mook and Nick and then Brandon out front. So we got seven.

Tommy is pushing the boat out right now. I think he's just latching on for a little joy ride. Yeah, you look great. This is awesome. This looks comfortable. Yeah. But if somebody does stand, the boat shifts dramatically and starts just dipping. So this is a motorized boat? Yeah. Okay okay i don't even think there's a steering wheel i think brandon just uses it with his remote and

he just kind of turns it based off the remote tommy is kayaking alongside them going much faster than the boat i can't lie this is pretty picturesque right now it's pretty nice this looks great um yeah no they're good this is far as fuck from the office yeah how about that ride in i mean it's nice it's i guess that's why they call it sin city uh no it's nice it's a really nice drive once you get past all the chicago traffic but uh yeah i don't know well how far are you from the office? It takes me as long to get here as it does to the office. Okay. It's extremely boring. Got you.

Yeah, we're in a big triangle. Cruising. It was nice. So what did I miss in the first 45 minutes of the show? Really not a whole lot. It was a lot of just roasting Brandon for his house. He has a very small TV. I know.

What's the size on it? It's like 65 inches, but there's way more wall. 65? No, no, no. If you saw it in there, you'd be seeing the same thing. It's a tiny TV compared to the rest of the wall. A lot of knickknacks. He's a huge knickknack guy.

Yeah. That's why he got on the Bledsoe. Wait, let me see the Bledsoe. Where is it? Where did you pick this up from? I was at a comic book shop today with my kids. Nice. And $2.

Two bucks? Money. Two bucks. All right. Can't show up empty-handed. Yeah. He'll appreciate it. Lovely house, lovely family.

I think they're coming back right now. And then maybe we will be getting on the boat. I have to get a picture of this at some point. Because this is perfect right now. Tommy going behind it. He's in the wake of the boat. Che, hold on. You hold it down solo for a second. We're going to take a picture.

I'll be right back. We need Doug, Connor, TJ, and Che. Time, time, no. Connor was never part of it. Connor's part of the act. Connor was never part of it. Connor's always part of it. Connor was never part of it. Connor's part of the Yak crew.

One, two, three. This is classic Brandon belittling the behind the scenes guys. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. It was the whole Yak crew. No, it was the whole Yak crew. Ew, ew. Sorry, this is Spider. No, it's a real one.

Crazy. Look at him. He's so excited. He's so excited. Connor was never part of this. He's so excited. He's so excited. Conor was never part of this. He's so excited. All right, then you're going to have to look at poor, innocent Doug and tell him he can't get on your boat.

Big, fat-ass Doug. I said Conor. Yeah, but you're going to have to un-invite Doug's dad. Can I get on the boat? No, no. You were never part of the deal, Conor. You were never part of the deal. I thought you were family.

I thought I was family. Brandon also said that. They're intentionally trying to rock the boat. Brandon said on Mostly Sports the other day that I would not be allowed in his house. And Doug, I just want a little bit of water in this boat. Shay, TJ, and Doug. A little bit means it's filling up. I want to move the water line.

Yeah. That's a great question, Doug. Why not me? I don't know. Well, there's water in this thing, whatever that is. Also, not to be this guy, but I think Tommy and I really hit it off earlier. Connor. Connor's never part of it. Connor is like, then you have to tell Connor yourself.

Does Connor work on this show or not? Connor, you can't come. Wow. Why? Okay, if you were Doug, bye-bye. Ryan. No, Ryan's too skinny. Cody.

Cody. Okay. All right. Here we go, Che. Brandon trying to get off the last of his TJ fat jokes while he can. All right. Let's do this. Oh my god. Everybody smile, everybody smile. Nice, perfect.

We still have so much more weight. All right, all right. Three more. This is it. When you guys were back here, there was, like, at one point, this close. Yep, it was very close. We all have to get in the back? The best strategy is everybody's side. Oh, God.

That's as soft as you can get in? As soft as I can get in. Come sit back. Sit in the back. The weight distribution. We need more people in the back. Tone's bigger than... Tone's thick. Alright, this is it.

Tommy's there. Tommy, hop on. No, I don't want Tommy to be in this carnage. Oh, you guys aren't wearing shoes. Is the boat telling us? The GoPro just went off, I think. Doug, what's that do? Uh-oh. This GoPro just went off.

I can talk. No, you can't. Here, I got you. No. Come on. One more, one more. One more. Doug, shoes. Thank you. Oh, no, I don't want one more. One more. Thank you.

Throw them, throw them, throw them. Oh no. Oh! Oh no! Oh no! Hey, we need more people in the back. Oh, this is pretty close to the water. Move back a little, Nick.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Connor, Connor, Connor, you're going to need to come back here. We're rolling. No! Oh, no! Oh, no! I said you do it honest. Okay. I think my boat is holding us up.

Much to our chagrin. Oh, this sucks. This sucks. This is brutal. Everybody's so mad at you, Brad. This is a us up. Much to our chagrin. Oh, this sucks. This sucks. This is brutal. Everybody's so mad at you, Brad. This is a bad episode. But how it started was, I said my belt was big.

I'm big enough for 10 people. And here we are. We're 10 of us. We're 10? Mm-hmm. We're cruising. I think we should probably get more people in the back. More in the back.

What are you looking at? Like an inch? I don't like this much. Do I think you need to sit on the... Brandon, if you didn't start walking and working out, you'd be on the rocks. I hope because I would be better. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in my entire life. I think you can handle a walk. Give me the remote. I think your pride should let you try to do that.

Yeah, I think you could get... Brandon just looking at his wife on the... There's still... same people. There's Kayla. Uh, Paige. What are people going to be listening to right now? Is anyone mic'd up?

I have one if anybody wants it. We can pass it around. Damn it! This is stupid. I drove so fucking far just to... What a lie. We should sue this company. 750?

We're supposed to get wet. We're dumping the water. Mm. And while you use your face, I'm going to tip the boat. If your face keeps doing that. Maybe catch something? Wait, wait. Do you think that's how you catch a fish?

No, but you can randomly just whoop. You can't. No way. Randomly whoop? You show us how you would randomly who whoop. You can't. No way. Randomly whoop? No. Randomly whoop. Randomly whoop. You have a chance to be a legend right now.

Just hang it out. If he gets this. No, no, no. What? If you got a fish. Just hold it. You'd have to be cruising. You show us.

You got to be cruising. You want us to cruise so you catch a fish? Well, I'm just saying. Big Cat, Big Cat, you come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Everybody. Whoa. No you come over here. Come over here. Come over here.

Everybody. Whoa. Whoa! All right, all right. All right. Are we good? Where are we? Whoa!

Oh, fuck. OK, OK, OK. All right. So what are we doing? Are we moving? Che was going to try to catch a fish. Oh, my God. Oh, it's backwards. Yeah, we should all stand at the same time

to really show that we just both can take it. I can't stand. Whoa. We could, can you at least admit that we could flip this boat right now? Yeah, that's the problem. You could flip it. Okay, alright, I just want to know. I just want to feel like I have power back. You said we're going to flip your boat. You said the boat's going to sink when we get out. Well, I just wanted to feel some power back. This sucks.

Because we could if we just started rocking. This is the worst day of my life. Were you any beaten here? I broke this fishing rod. You did? Yeah. Dude, does that water for me seal for here? Oh.

What? What? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

OK. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's fine. All right. No. What you got over here, son? All right, all right, all right, all right. Nothing here.

We're not moving, though. What's on this side? I'm worried about this side. I'm worried about this. We should get closer to shore for the dude. Wait, no. Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Stop. The anchor cord needs untangled. Yeah, wait. We got to untangle the cord. Someone help me right now. All right, all right. Oh, it's a big one. No, no, no.

Hold on. No, no, no. Almost got it. Just one. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yes. Why? Tommy says yes. Let's get closer to the dock and then we'll just prove how powerful we are. Let's get closer to the dock and do it. How many more people away do you think we are? That's it. This is the boat.

Four? Yeah. Let's get closer to the dock. Five. This is mad. So mad. Here, take that GoPro off. We're gonna do it.

We're doing it. Okay. You gotta be pretty proud right now, Brandon. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. I'm very proud. This boat is a surprise possession and nobody can take it away from me. Yeah. Oh. All right. You all can help. All right. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's on you! Oh, fuck!

You had that in your back the whole time! Oh, fuck. You don't want me back in there. You're gonna get wet. All right, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, take us to the shore. We'll see if we can handle us all getting off the boat at the same time. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot.

All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna get on that shot. All right, Brandon, you're gonna give them that shot. Alright, Brandon, take us to the shore. We'll see if we can handle us all getting off the boat at the same time. I'll run him over.

Tommy, I might hop on your... Go ahead. Get him, Brandon. Wait, hold on. You have a life jacket to put to your boat, man. Oh my god. Coming back in. Jesus. This thing is a nice piece of equipment. Just like we all said, this thing is never nice piece of equipment. This is gonna be a first day.

Just like we all said, this thing is never gonna sink. Brandon, you were wrong about your boat. Yeah. Well, good thinking. Now we gotta just laugh and shake over this thing. I guess. You're supposed to be soaked by now. All right, how?

You want me to get to the dock and everybody's getting out one by one? Yeah, we'll all get out one by one. Tommy, let go. We'll all get out one by one, guys. You're gonna tell me to let go the dock and everybody's getting out one by one? Yeah, we'll all get out one by one. Tommy, let go. We'll all get out one by one, guys. You're going to tell me to let go after I let go first? Yeah, yeah. You get off and then we'll all get out one by one. As slow as we can.

Hi, seagulls. Hi, seagulls. Okay, I'm coming up to the front. I don't even think that's honest. All right. Ladies first, ladies first. Okay. Thank you. Okay.

Excuse me. I don't know. I don't think it's on. Oh, no, it's on. Okay Yeah, that's on All right, so with so who's getting off first Kate just got just got off. Yeah, I know, everyone. We just gotta get off one by one. Right, so get off.

We have to get off. Everyone's getting off right in that corner right there. Oh, okay. I'll get first. I'll go first. I'll go first as well. Alright, let's just... Well, I was on first, so I wanna go.

Yeah, Kyle, you get up there. Kyle, you get up here. Kyle, you get up here. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Oh, okay. You're overloading the corner. Alright. Be careful. Connor, get over here. Okay.

Don't hurry. Don't get on here. Hey! Hey! Get it! Guys, no! You got water coming in. Stop! Stop! Your chin! Oh!

God damn it. I don't know if you got that, Cory. You got it you got it you're so close to sinking that thing fuck oh man I don't know what to do we've been talking about sinking this boat for like a year

now oh yeah we got i think we gotta just cut next time we don't do it we gotta put a hole in the boat he's stressed right now from that i know brandon walker won he's he finally got his first I know Brandon Walker won He finally got his first win on the Yak Steven you gonna go cook a steak? Uh sure Yeah Oh man Medium rare

Medium rare No No no medium rare no no no Brandon you gotta we'll get him struggling he's struggling what if he falls in yeah damn it man what did we do wrong?

I feel like he tricked us. TJ, did we look cool out there? Yeah. Like, do this is not sinking a boat. Did it look like, yeah. How can we not sink a boat? What's our spin zone on this, TJ? What's, like, what do we, how do we get out of this?

This is the pacification of American men. We just look cool? We look cool? We look like Washington crossing the Delaware. OK. I don't know. Brandon won. I think Brandon just won.

I think it would have taken like five more dudes to. Five? No, it would have taken him. We could have sunk it if we wanted to. If we had just rocked it hard enough. Yeah, you did. Damn it. Oh, look at him.

Oh. That one's all yours, Walker. I'm, I'm... Spawned it. And the thing is, we tried. It's not like even accidental. I was going in there believing the label. I'm such a sheep.

Yeah. This is the really, the label. I'm such a sheep. Yeah, this is the really, the label let us down more than anything. My shoes. Do you think because his wife is watching? Victory lap. I am, but I got to get Shay started. All right, Shay's going to cook us a medium rare steak.

Nick, will you do the high noon ad read? Rough and rowdy tonight, by the way. Wheeling, West Virginia, we'll be there, Nick and I. high noon ad read? Yeah. Rough and rowdy tonight, by the way. Wheeling, West Virginia. We'll be there, Nick and I. It's going to be great. I'm so sad. We all have to drive two hours back home, and Brandon just gets to walk upstairs to bed, too.

Yeah. It's just... To a wife who saw him not sink his boat. Right. She's probably never been more turned on. Right. Yep. Oh, my God.

Yeah, where's the remote? No, he's got it. Tommy, go steal the remote. And then we'll go stand out on the. Go steal the remote, get out on the edge of the dock, and just send the boat on a. He can't. He's tired.

We can untie it, right? This might be the worst day of my life. Can we untie it? We need something, Tommy. And the bugs are just... The bugs are so bad. I'm getting eaten alive. That's probably why it didn't sink.

It sucked so much blood out of us. You guys are questioning how we can withstand this. Do you have thicker skin, you think? Yeah, it's because of our southern blood. Your southern blood. We're used to bugs. You're so used to just bugs you think? Is that? Yeah, it's because of our southern blood. Your southern blood. Oh, yeah. We're used to bugs. You're so used to just bugs. But this many bugs?

Yeah. There's so many. You don't get bit? There's more in Mississippi. Holy. These are the most bugs I've ever seen in my life. Really? They're everywhere.

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No. Mook did. I know what you're doing, Brandon. Yeah, he's being an asshole. You don't get wet. He's being an ass. Anyone sink a boat? Feel better, Brandon?

Oh, why are you dry down there? I have a whole lake, why are you dry? You have the most smug smile I've ever seen. So, what are we gonna talk about now? I don't know. Good question. That's the thing, Tommy. That's what your dad doesn't understand.

He doesn't understand the content game like you do. Everyone wanted to see the boat. Do you think it would have been a better video if the boat sank? Yeah. This might be a mass unsubscribing. Most thumb down video ever. No, please subscribe. Please don't unsubscribe.

The fans aren't going to like that. They may have failed, but we can do a part two. Yeah, we can do a part two. Let's do a part two at the end of summer. Yeah, we should get bigger. Get fat, yeah. Get biggie. Get biggie.

Put a hole in the boat. We need tungsten pockets. Oh, we should get some tungsten. Get some tungsten pockets. Yep. OK, Brandon. Here we go. Hey, boys.

It's small, but it's heavy. Everybody looking awful dry. Hey, dry boy. Hey, Kate, you, but it's heavy. Everybody looking awful dry. Hey, dry boy. Hey, Kate, you're looking dry as always. Mark, you smart piece of shit. Huh, Tommy? High five. Bang.

Kyle, you enjoyed your time on the boat. That label lied so badly. Yeah, I know. What did the label say? 750 pounds. 750 pounds. How much are we doubling? 2,000. We thought we were 2,000, yeah.

You're too sick. We're a whole elephant. Well, that's not. Is that what he tells you? No, I've seen his waist. Oh. The mic is for talking. Just make sure we.

Okay, all right. What happened, big guy? What? You got a bruise. Oh, it's probably a bug bite. That's not a bug bite. Yeah, no, look at that. That's a bug.

That's what the bugs are doing to us. They're crazy. You hurt yourself trying to sink my boat? No. You tried that hard to sink my boat. I didn't even notice it because of the bugs. That's hilarious. That's a bruise, a scrape, and a scratch.

I'm so strong, I didn't even notice I was hurt. Do you need a rag, a cloth, or a Band-Aid? Uh, by the way, so a couple promos rough and rowdy coming up tonight um also it is football season college football show uh coming back soon and we have our first four dates does everyone want that oh um yeah yeah yeah okay uh full of shit don't do this don't tommy all right i'll just give one day i'll get one day i'll go upstairs i'll give one date i'm about to get ugly just i don't like what's about no november 9th safety november 9th we're gonna see georgia oh the bulldogs the bulldogs play at old Miss, Oxford, Mississippi.

Who's that piece of shit? Jake Bassett. Bassett, ooh, you know what would be a good game? Fuck you, Jake. And Dave said, I like that. So that is one of our four dates. I'm looking right now. I don't see.

You know I'm going to get you all killed, right? Ole Miss is going to be on one of the dates. That's cool. My contract's up March 1st. Bill Simmons, holler at your boy. Oh, guys. Can you get me in? I don't think you want me getting you in.

I don't think you want me. But, yeah, I'll do that. Yeah. I'll set that up. Have you ever been to Oxford, Mississippi? Yeah, I have. So you'll love going back. Y'all are going to be disappointed.

Why? I've always wanted to go to a football game and miss it. Tailgate and the Grove. Tailgate and the Grove. I've done it. It's awesome. It's unbelievable. No, you haven't.

Yeah, I have. LSU. When they retired Eli Manning to Jersey, I was there. I was boots on ground. And the Grove is unlike anything you've seen in college football. It was written down. Wait, when's your contract up? You'll love it.

You'll all love it. March 1st, 2025. Oh. I didn'tst, 2025. Oh. I didn't respond, Brandon. Would you like me to respond saying hell to the nah? No. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to say hell to the nah, nah, nah. Oh, there goes my muskrat, boys. Oh, no. Oh, look at him. There he goes. Oh, shit. There goes my muskrat. He likes to go home at night, this time of night.

He might be an otter. He might be a muskrat. I don't know. Otter, really? I barely know her. Do you want me to try to get us to not go to Ole Miss? Yeah, very much. Okay.

It's kind of... Remember Iowa when I almost got a pregnant woman? That was just an email that I was on. You almost got a pregnant woman what? Unpregnant? Brandon, look at this email. I had nothing to do with it. Theo Vaughn thought that was my kid.

Is it always this human? Is it always this human? Okay. Got it. Jake Bass is who you gotta be upset at. I don't even know who that is. Yes, you do. Brandon, is it always this human? Yeah.

You live in Illinois. This is not. It's oppressive. Because, like, part of me wants you to start a fire to ward off the bugs. Burn off the bugs, yeah. Yeah, but then it's, like, it's so hot. It just feels like. Yeah, I hear those bugs.

Yeah, it's nice. It's an awesome boy. The humidity is just swallowing me alive right now. It's humid. I'm not going to lie to you. We got to get you a smaller boat. Yeah, this place is, like, actually hell. It's hell. It's human. I'm not going to lie to you. We got to get you a smaller boat. Yeah, this place is like actually hell. It's hell.

Kate, hey, you've enjoyed yourself. No. You won, Brandon. I know. I always do. It's a sad day in Yak history. You've won. We knew immediately that it wasn't going to sink. I knew when me and Dan got in there.

I knew when I got here and laid eyes on that boat, I was like, we're in for it. So meaning the boat is a big boat. It's wider than I thought. It's the width. Yeah. It's bigger than I thought. It could have gone 14 or 15. Oh.

No, you can't. All right. Prove it. All right. No, I can't. I can't. We don't have 14 or 15 people here. You got to prove it now.

No, we don't. Sound guy's not allowed to get in the water. TJ's too skinny. Yeah. Yeah. Cody. Cody's. You have them up there, too.

Huh? I don't even know them people. Jerry, after Dark Idea, Jerry gets in your boat, and he has to travel the distance that Christopher Columbus traveled. That's a good idea. Great idea. That's a really good idea. Yeah.

Oh, Lord. Why not? Who says no? That would be impressive. It would. He gets all in the garb and stuff. And just goes. Yeah, just goes.

Just does laps for months and months and months. All right, so it goes what? Three miles an hour? About four. Four miles an hour. How many miles is it from Spain to? Spain to America. Yeah.

2,000? Hey, Moop. 20, 20. Is it 3,000? 20. More, maybe. 20. 6?

20-something. 20-something. Is 20 in there somewhere? We got a 20 in there? 20,000 hours of boat go? 4. What's that? It goes 5 at max.

No, it goes four at max. How many miles does the Columbus sail to? Oh, it's 32 days straight. That's not bad. Jerry can do that. 32 days straight, no sleeping, just boat. Out here on my boat? Yeah, 32 days. Yeah, make a September out of it.

No, he needs to lap it for more. So we'd have Tommy delivering food on the paddleboard? Yeah. That's no time. Tommy, if you don't talk, we'll just make sure we're mic'd. That's all. That's all. So now we have to hope.

Che, we want medium rare. Che. I'll do medium rare plus. This is our only hope is he fucks up these stakes. I need him to, like, catch his full body on fire. Here's the only reason the boat didn't actually tip. It's because he was sitting at the front. If he was sitting back there with you guys, he would have tipped.

Oh, you cheated. He cheated. I agreed to be in front and control the whole time. You stopped multiple times. I can take my finger into your ankle. How about that? How about that? Oh, yeah. How about that?

Let's go, big boy. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Huh? That's got to hurt worse than my arm. Nah. That doesn't hurt.

Nah. I'm right in the crux of your ankle. Here's the thing. If he quits, I take his job. Who? My job at Barstool? If you quit, yeah. We already agreed when you were out there

that Tommy's going to start working at Barstool when he's 60. I'm probably going to be an retirement plan. I think so. Child law? What is child law? Intern. Intern. He still gets the money, though, right? Yeah. Two...

Hmm? $400,000 starting salary. Seems low. That's what Tommy's getting paid. I can't believe we got to drive two hours back. I'll agree. You don't. We got to drive two hours back. You don't. You get to go to bed with a big smile on your face. I get to go to the couch. That's all I can think believe we got to drive two hours back. I'll agree. You don't. We got to drive two hours back. You don't. You get to go to bed with a big smile on your face.

I get to go to the couch. That's all I can think about right now is the second we're done here, I have to go get in my car and drive two more hours. And I go home, and I reflect on my day, and I say, for what? There's no way you can wait a week without spoiling. For what? Sweaty, bug bites. Yeah.

Oh, you're going to be so itchy tonight. Oh, my God. I might go to the hospital. And for what? Hour and 19 minutes. Do something for whatever just happened. Some of you might not even drive to your houses. You might just drive to the office and stay there.

Might as well. Might as well. Might have to. No, we live close to the office. Oh, really? Yeah. All of us. Every single one. Every person that works at Barney's. Basically the office. Oh, really? Yeah. All of us. Every single one.

Every person that works at Bargain. Basically everybody. I can walk there. Yeah, he's the only one. Well, I mean, you guys do have a plus on that. It takes him two hours to get to work. Oh, we know, yeah. Yeah, but then if you think about it more, it takes him two hours to get to work,

but he's got a boat that won't sink. He just has the trump card on everything. He kind of comes out on top on this whole thing. So how about that? He also gets memorabilia from WWE. I do do that as well. All right, that's two pluses. Should I check on Shay at all?

No, no. Do it. We've got to set a timer. He's holding the tongs. You're holding the tongs wrong. The drill is up to heat. Is the meat on there? This is perfect. Is the meat on there? This is perfect.

Is the meat on there yet? It is. This is perfect yak. As soon as Brandon beats us, we have to just redirect all our energy to Che. And have to take him down in some way. Someone's going to lose. It's got to be you or Che. It cannot be us.

It cannot be us. If the steak is good, I promise I'll choke on it. Yeah. What? We could take your ideas and use them for the next Yak. What ideas? Don't tell them my ideas. I like that.

No, we take their ideas. You guys give us ideas in the comments. Yeah. You know what you're doing. And then we'll use them. Uh-oh. Yeah. Top voted comment we'll do.

That's usually what YouTubers do to get a lot more likes, a lot more subscribers. Yeah, top voted comment What if what if what if one of the comments I sink Brandon's boat at all costs do it, okay Don't say that in the comments, please. Do not say that. What are they saying? Don't say that I don't think y'all can see What if we if we went out there can we drill a hole in the bottom? No. I feel like that's cheating. I would like to see how long we could go bucketing it out. How long could we stay up while we were actively keeping it?

What if we come back up here and we all have a boat we've built? Oh. Dude, perfected this. God fucking damn it. Fuck. Okay, okay. Other thought starter. Brandon, what if you wake up tomorrow morning and your boat is flipped?

Would you suspect us? Almost exclusively, yeah. Luke, how are you doing? Because we could just take a lap around the block and come right back and flip it. What's the chat saying about muke? Muke? Muke. Muke is so mean.

It's a muke and a puke. Oh no. Muke. He can't even defend himself. Just take my job. Alright. I could go to sleep right now if it wasn't so hot

and the bugs weren't killing me. Can we get the fire going? Yeah, sure. Do a fire, but not like a hot fire. Do the cool fire. Do the cool fire. We have a lighter. We need the lighter fluid.

Oh, no. Oh, no! This is the worst thing that's ever happened. This is bad. This is awful. Bad. Did it run out? Did the lighter run out?

Oh, man. I've never seen you neutralize like this. It's hell after. Fuck. I just want to go home. You just got to go punch Che in the face. I know. You know what would have saved us?

Is if Che's shoe went into the water Trying so hard So hard to get his shoe in the water What are some ideas y'all have for the next Yak? Oh, tomorrow's nothing This was our big idea This was the big idea We've been doing this all summer

Last summer too The plan for tomorrow's episode was to talk about how this episode was all time. This is so embarrassing. We've got nothing left. This is our last. Brandon's tiny boat. Brandon's itty-bitty boat. That's all we've said.

You don't want to spear somebody off the end of the dock? Yes. I don't want to get wet. No. I don't want to get wet like that. I just got cheated. Hold on. I don't want to get wet either.. I just got cheated. Hold on. I don't want to get wet either. No, the chance is not.

We're not allowed. Did you find a way to push Che into the water? I tried to push. He would just be like, oh. Is there something Connor Griffin could do? Fair. Connor, could you do something? Connor, could you skinny dip?

Connor, just do something. Oh, I'd love to see Connor's white ass in that water. Connor, is there something you could do? Like just kind of just do something? Can we do the viral video of somebody jumping into the dock as soon as they shit? Oh, yeah. Connor, do that. Would you do it, Connor?

Oh, we need you, Connor. Would you do it? You think we would have done it? Does anybody have to shit? No. Che, Corey, do either of you guys have to shit? Have to shit? Yes, Che.

No. Always ask the question. Always ask the question. Wait, Che, do you have to shit? Have to shit? I'm broken. One of us has to shit. What is this video?

It's the viral video of the guy running on the dock and jumping and shitting. Oh. I know you could. That takes more than just needing to shit. That takes a lot of skill. And then a golden retriever follows him and lands right on top of it. Yeah. I'd be afraid the asshole doesn't close in time and go in the water and you...

Yep. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's my demo. Oh, you're in? Yeah. Tommy, go check on Joe. Make sure Che's got that grill doing the right things. You know what to look for.

Why are you going? I'm seeing a crowd. Oh, I like outside the box. I don't know what to believe anymore. Why did he go that way? He's parkouring. Okay. Pleasant night out here with my friends.

Might start a fire, might not. Don't know. Got a wet mook. Oh, no clouds in the sky. That's a- Hey, you guys might have wanted a Meteor Rare, right? Yeah. Yeah.

That might not be Meteor Rare. Oh, no. Uh-oh. It would be a real shame if we had to make fun of Che's cooking ability. Let's at least make the thumbnail super misleading. We did what to Brandon's boat? No, we can come in next Friday. Actually, yeah, fuck that.

Do that to ourselves? Yeah, we are better than you. Whoa, we don't have to post this. We'll be in West Virginia, but yeah, run a Yak Friday. We'll just put clips of this. I'm still going to talk about it the whole time. No, you signed an NDA. No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did. Did you? No. Can we get Quigs on some AI shit to make it look like it's saying? Yeah. You got that bug spray, by the way? The bugs are fine. It's unbelievable.

Thank you. I like times when i have heat tolerance oh all right tell me can you do a gainer having a good time yeah it's a gainer you run you run and do a backflip but you run it forward and you do it yeah do you have any interest in learning? Like, do you think you will in the next few years before you graduate? I have interest in learning, yeah, but not school learning. Would you like to go to one of those NASA simulators

that makes you feel like you're on the moon? No. I get a splitting headache whenever I use an Oculus. Whoa. Oh, wow. Really? You use theculus all the time he's tougher than the oculus like two months are you not an astronaut candidate

huh are you not an astronaut candidate then you don't think you could no yeah shoot there's also the problem they're burning a lot of fuel just to try and even launch the rocket. True. Yeah. And there's a small chance it even gets an atmosphere before it just explodes. Yeah. Right. Something to consider. Yeah, what is it?

What's the point of anything, anyway? It's a great point. Wait, you couldn't sink my boat, so now you're at what's the point of anything? That's a great observation. Like, life, like, what? We're just here living out the string of it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing really matters. Nothing matters because you could achieve the most amazing Like, we're just here living out the string of it, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing really matters. Nothing matters because you could achieve the most amazing things at the end of the day. And you'll just die. You're still going to end up six feet under, just like the rest of us. All of civilization.

Why try? Why try, yeah. But there's a beauty in the simplicity. There is. There is beauty. There's beauty everywhere, if you look for it. Like the leaves on these trees. That loud-ass semi driving by.

That's barely hard to even hear. Yeah. Man. OK. Che, do we have that steak? Yo, almost done. It's almost done. It's been cooking it for a while.

Remember, Earth is not a If this thing isn't medium rare. Remember, Earth is littered with... Remember, Earth is littered with remnants of empires that thought they were eternal. God almighty. That's what I'm thinking about. Wow.

How do you think Barstow ends? I'll let the Brian be on it. It probably won't really end. Not really. In some form in the future, they probably have some kind of spinoff. Tommy, have we compared notes about Atlantis? Notes about Atlantis?

Atlantis. The lost city of Atlantis? Yeah, I know. Oh, sorry. My bad. Why? Why? What else would he think?

Sorry. Guy's smart. Have we talked about that before? No. Do you think that's plausible? It could exist. Yeah. It's plausible.

What's something that you just don't believe? Something I don't believe? Like flat earth? Government? Are we talking about the entire city that sunk? Yeah. Don't bring that up. I know. It probably sunk easily. Trigger.

They didn't even try to. Such a trigger for me right now. That's a whole city. Anything that's sunk. A handful of men. They should have put it on Brandon's boat is what they should have done. They're small. I think my boat would have held it up. I'm not going to be able to watch a sinker

ball picture ever again. We can go tip the boat right now. I don't think you can. You guys want to go tip the boat? I could have tipped it. We could have tipped it. Admit that. Yeah, but that was cheating at that point. But admit that we were nice to not tip it. I want an organic sink. Yeah, it had to be organic. It had to be You're right. You're right. But just admit

we could have. Yeah, if you tipped all the scales in your favor and all got in one corner, sure. But even then, one of you was going to turn on the other and throw it overboard. There was going to be a loss of life at some point. Luckily, I stepped in and my boat... You tried to push me off the boat. Twice, yeah.

That was collateral damage to save nine souls. Yeah, no, I felt your hands on my ass. Real sturdy base. Big cat is further than my dad is. Tickling your feet made you stop? You tickled me off the boat. Yeah, I tickled him right off the boat. What the hell?

What? What'd he say? Yeah, don't. What'd he say? Because, you know, you want to keep your home happy. What'd he say? He gave you a compliment. Oh, give me a compliment. No, don't. What did he say? Because you know, you want to keep your home happy. What did he say? He gave you a compliment. Oh, give me a compliment.

No, don't give him a compliment. Why? Why not? We're friends. We're hanging out. Yeah, but I'm his dad. What are you looking at my shirt for? It's Florida Stanley.

You've seen Florida Stanley before. Why aren't you looking at my titties? Why not? I'm just doing anything to try to get up a little. Let's find a dead critter and have a Viking funeral. Float it out there and try to hit it with fire. I found a bone up there. You found a bone?

What kind of bone? It looked like a deer's spine. Mook, you look the most depressed out of anyone. He has no mic. Yeah, he jumped in the water. We can't hear you. He's got no mic and he's wet. And Tommy demanded you wear a life jacket.

And I got wet for no reason. He called you, you're the only one wet. I honestly thought he was the skinniest. Like, I thought he was the wettest. Imagine that. But he's the reason with the tip. Tommy can't go without insulting. He's one of the guys.

The funny part is. No, no, no. You can't check on your grill i think he's done he's done but he's looking strange she's looking at the grill the grill is closed the grill is closed he's looking at it he said i said is he maybe maybe he's got a meat thermometer what attached to the grill he's skewering the steak he's cutting into the steaks right now he's checking them. Wow. You should not need a meat thermometer for a ribeye.

What are you guys gonna... What? What are you guys... What are your plans for retirement? That's a really good question, Tommy. I'm probably not gonna be able to retire. Not going to be able to retire? Yeah, because you and your three siblings are just eating me out of house and home.

That doesn't make sense. You make a lot of money. It's true. I do. I'll make sense. You make a lot of money. It's true. I do. God damn it. I do. I really do. Yeah. Fuck. This is a nightmare. I mean, what am I going to do in retirement? Yeah. What do you think I should do? Florida?

I'd get a huge TV. 60? 65? What should Kyle do in retirement? Him? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever you want. Mm-hmm.

That's good. Maybe, like, live in a lighthouse. That could work. Kyle's never collected anything. What should he start collecting? Seashells, snails. collecting? Seashells Snails Why are your own snails so big? It's the second time you brought up snails today

What's the old hypothetical? You get a million dollars but there's a snail But there's a snail that's always chasing you And the thing is people always think they can escape it But no one ever sees a snail coming True They're that slow As soon as you turn your

head but what if you just move like every month every month it would probably catch you by the end of the month you think so what if you just lived in new york for one month and you're like all right i'm gonna go to california then you went back and forth so the snail was just stuck in nebraska by coastal i wouldn't wish that upon anything no No. Here's what I would do. All right, put it on the mic. Here's what I would do. I would... Now, if it was... Yeah. I had a million dollars, and I had to...

Brutal. And I had to escape a snail that was trying to kill me, I'd just buy a private plane. Yep. Yeah. Because every time you just need to wait until it's refueled the next time you use it and planes get fueled pretty fast

a lot of fuel though Tommy what's that going to do for a million dollars but you get a billion dollars from what? but then you're just going to spend your whole life in the air? no where are you going to go? the ocean, live on an island

that's a good point so you're going to go? The ocean. Live on an island. That's a good point. So you're going to get a private plane and get your own little island. Become a billionaire. I've heard this story. Would you want to hang out with celebrities? Would you like fly celebrities out? That could work. Let's just pump the brakes on that one.

You need an assistant to help you organize. These steaks are just taking way too long I'll go check It should Has he been off the grill? Is he doing presentation or something? What's he doing with cheese? I gave him burgers too I guess he's doing burgers

I'm not going to eat Anybody going to eat? Should we just take all see the inside of it. Should we just take all the food and throw it in the lake? Yeah. That would be funny. That's something. Shay presents the food, and we just knock it

over all into the water. I don't know. Yo. Biggie. Biggie. I like that. Medium rare? Oh, god.

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. You got to cut into it. He's got to cut into it, he's gotta cut into it. There's no way that steak makes it, God. That doesn't look. All right, we gotta cut into it. Tommy, go get us a knife and a fork. A knife and a fork.

Why don't you spin the wheel? Do we have to pass it down? Yeah. Spin the wheel for the show. Yeah, well, maybe it down? Yeah. Spin the wheel for the show. Yeah, well, maybe it will get wet. Oh, should we just make someone get wet? Oh, can we do it like Uncle Rico?

Yeah. I've always wanted to. Try to hit somebody on a bike. Make them fall. Can we do that? Please, let's do the Uncle Rico. Ride a bike pass and I him get hit by a stake. All right, who got a meteorite stake? Well, we'll cut it in a minute.

Do you have a bike? Yeah. Can we ride it into the lake? Also, Doc? I called it a lake. Are you going to get it out? Well, it might not be me. Is the person who rides it in going to get it out? Well, it might not be me. Is the person who rides it in going to get it out?

I don't think we have an adult bike. Do we have an adult bike? We have separate. We're riding about it. Off the dock. I won't move. We need something. Yeah, we'll do a wheel for riding the bike.

What about off the dock and then onto the pad and then into the lake? Yeah. You think anyone's capable? No, I think it would have to be straight off. That wouldn't work. It'll tear a hole in the. Yeah, Kate. Stupid woman.

Pfft. It's bugs, man. They're fine. I have not even been here. Dude, you dry enough for a mic yet? I've barely been bit. Steven, come cut your steak. Where is he?

Can you just hold it? Oh, yeah. Walking down? Why not? Yeah. Should we do a wet wheel? Wet wheel? Wet wheel? I don't know.

Wet wheel. Oh, I remember. You're the winner. No, we should just do the regular wheel, I guess. We did. It was dry. All right, cut the steak. Cut the steak.

Uh, is there a fork or no? I'll grab a fork. Yeah, no, you just use a knife. Use a knife in your hand. All right, cut the steak. Cut the steak. Is there a fork or no? I'll grab a fork. Yeah, no, you just use a knife. Use a knife in your hand. All right, here he goes. Cut the steak. Zoom in. This could save the episode.

This could save the episode if it's medium rare. I mean, what's your best case scenario? Bad. Really bad. Like a worm climbs out. Oh. All right, so I want to say I might have been set up for failure a little bit.

Yeah? Is there a warming rack in the back? Wait, what do you mean? Is the back a warming rack? No. No? That's where you put the fuel in. So the front of the grill and the back of the grill. He doesn't know what a grill is.

Yes. Okay, I didn't know all the burners were on. It's one thing. It's a pellet grill. The whole thing is the same temperature. It's all ablaze. All right right go ahead lord help this man oh i have mercy there's a bone there okay let's go right down the middle

wow that is not medium rare that's rare that too undercooked. That's living. Oh, my God. He fucked up. Asshole. Asshole. Asshole. Oh, dude, you didn't even cook that. Wow. That's nasty. Wow.

Oh, that's not cooked at all. That is gross. You'd kill somebody eating them. Wow. Oh, man. Now cut the burgers. Let's see the burgers. Split the burger. Oh, no. Split the burger burgers. Let's see the burgers. Split the burger.

Oh, no. Split the burger. This could be a catastrophic loss. That was a $22 steak. Oh, god. That's night. You cooked a $22 steak that is completely rare on a $1,500 grill.

Don't tell them how much my very expensive grill is. You got this. You didn't even buy it. OK, let's go. Oh, my god. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Yeah. Those are food. You got this. You didn't even buy it. All right, burger review. OK, let's go. Oh my god. Whoa. Oh, whoa.

Yeah. Those are good. Those are good. Overcooked. That's fine. That's fine. Ah, guess. It was so good.

There was no guess. Is it all good? That looks nice. Fine. That looks great. Fine. That looks great. I'm OK, thank you.

Come on. All right, let's go back to the steak being just not even cooked. Thank you. You didn't buy it. Oh, no way. I think Brandon was making side deals. Yeah, I'll take half a burger.

I'll take the burger. You see that steak? That was gross. It was disgusting. It was the worst thing that's happened on the show. It looks very bad. By far. I'll try half a burger.

Oh, that's rare. That one's, that one's very rare. The burger? Here's a question. Yes. If Canada has legal weed. Oh, it's not even cooked. If Canada colonizes the moon, does that mean the moon has legal weed?

Yeah. Yeah, it must in some parts. Say it. Ask it again. If Canada has legal weed and they colonize the moon, does that mean the moon has legal weed? Why Canada, though? Because they have legal weed.

Are they colonizing the moon? What does that have to do with the moon? Oh, if Canada colonizes the moon. is legal weed? Why Canada, though? Because they have legal weed. Are they colonizing the moon? Oh, if Canada colonizes the moon. Do they have the tech? Yeah. Why do you know Canada has legal weed? He's been looking to go up there in chief.

I have people in places. You have drug dealers. All right. I mean, that's the show. If you want to call it that. Best yak ever. Wait, um. Look at his smug face.

Let's throw the steak in the water. Throw the steak in the water. Yeah, throw the steak in the water. Water? Here you go, Tom. Yeah. Thing is gross. Not the plate, just the steak.

They're like Frisbee, Tom. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh! Yay! Come here, move. All right, Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh! Yay! Come here, boo. Whoa! All right, Tommy.

Tommy saved the show. Tommy. Tommy saved the show. All right. And remember, leave your comments to see. Tell us what you want us to do next. Tommy's going to read them and tell us what. It was a great idea.

Yeah, so if it's synced. And whatever you say in the comments, we will do. Yeah, cut Brandon's house in half. Whatever. Y'all didn't even try to do that. I know. You didn't even try. We will try next time. It is a big house, though. It's very hard. Tiny TV, but big house. Oh, it's a big house.

We gotta lose this episode. Yeah. Lost tapes. TJ, make sure you never get to me. Imagine the rope that would go around that house. No, let's just pack everything next to that big magnet. Chad, was this a bad or good episode? It was bad for some of us. It was good for me. It was good for us.

It was good for Team Walker. I like the Viking funeral idea, Brandon. Will you use the remote and just send your boat and let us all throw shit at it? Just as one last... I don't know that I can get it back. We'll all just throw shit. Wait, you ghost ride the boat? No, I don't know how long the we're all back. Well, I'll just like throw shit you ghost ride the boat No, I don't think I don't know how long the remote can communicate with the boat

Sorry, I was just trying to give the people charade he doesn't know where the breaking point is All right, let's all right. Yeah rough and rowdy night Hopefully we'll make it there because we got what like a 10-hour drive back just right now? It's an hour and 19 minutes to the office right now. So seeing as how some of you live north of the office, it's like an hour for you. But it's going to be a beautiful drive. Antioch is beautiful.

You had some nice Antioch pizza. Illinois is beautiful. Yeah, you got just the finest people in the world are between here and there. You like Illinois Tommy What a life. Could you see yourself putting down roots here? Yeah We're not doing that. We're in Mississippi as quick as we can get there

November 9th will be at Oxford, Mississippi for Ole Miss versus, Georgia quit just quit. I'm going to look at everything you got It's good Ole Miss versus Georgia. Quit. Just quit. I'm going to. Look at everything you got. I'm going to. Quit. Yeah. Fuck them. I'll take your job. No. It's good. All right. See everyone on Monday. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. It's your straw jack style of tape for a while It's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankees pop It's the act It's the act Bye. Have a good weekend.

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