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Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello. You're getting ready to interview the Bella twins. Dude, both of them. Don't spoil it. And twins. That's prep. That's prep.

So one of their husbands turned heel last night on TV. So I wonder if. Oh, so we're going to have a woman on, and we're going to talk about her husband. Nice. He is one of the most famous wrestlers in the world. Wow. Okay, what are they up to? So good to talk to you, ladies. What's your husband up to? That's outrageous.

I was listening to Michelle Obama podcast Last night Do you know who her husband is? I actually don't Yeah It's shocking I actually do not I recommend listening to that pod

Does she talk about it on there? She hints She hints Bruce Springsteen? She likes her I don't want to blow up her spot Is it Dave? I don't want to blow up her spot

But It is Dave By the way Dave Broke Lil Sass's heart Why? Because he said that he's A-ball? Do you spell Sass with a single A? Just one A?

Yeah. Okay. Why, Sass? I like to put the second S first. Okay. Dave broke his fucking heart. Sass. Oh, Sass, you say it. Yeah, Sass. Sass. Sass.

Sass. Sass. Because he Calling him Yeah Sass Sass Sass Sass Sass What uh Because he called him A-Ball And yeah Yeah Sass pushed his Fucking plate away

He was eating meatloaf And he couldn't finish His fucking loaf He loves meatloaf too I've never seen him Not finish meatloaf Wow He always is finishing his loaf

And he was just so Bummed out Dejected That the boss man Didn't have his fucking back But was it wrong It's just more about the boss man having his back or not having his back.

It's not about telling the truth. It's like when you're in a fucking foxhole with a fucking boss man. The whole world's coming at you. You just want someone to have your fucking back. Let me just ask a question here. Did Sauce ever tweet about Dave being an honest guy? He talked about it at length.

He talked about it. length. He talked about it when pressed he did. He wrote it in his diary. He kept it personal to himself, but he knows Dave's honest. Dave just hasn't talked to him yet to have a big age. So I guess Dave just

decided to show him exactly how honest he is. You're sick. I'm not sick at all. No, you're a sick human being. Okay. I like your color coordination today human being. I'm, okay. I like your color coordination today, Brandon. Thank you very much. You look like maybe an athletic trainer for UNC Tar Heels. I love the color baby blue.

You know who else wears baby blue? Michael Jordan. Ole Miss Rebels. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. Their color is navy blue. They only do it because it's fashionable. And why are you doing it? Because I like the color

baby blue. Got it. KB, that shirt's kind of problematic. It is. He had to take off a more problematic shirt. Much more problematic shirt. Are you ready to get egged again this year? Ooh! Wait, whose voice was that?

Is there a turkey in here? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Wait, whose voice was that? Is there a turkey in here? Wake up, Russ. Frank, now that we have you here, would you care to address the belch? The belch? The belch. The belch. What belch would round the world? While you were working on the dishwasher.

It's shining. It's shining. It came from underneath your ball sack. Right. It really came from the depths of you. Are you going to not move the turkey thing out of your eye? Can we roll the tape? I haven't seen the belch.

The belch is. You haven't seen the belch. It's quite disgusting. I watched the tape. I watched the dishwasher video on silent. Maybe we refresh your memory, Frank. Yeah. You just. Maybe you didn't realize it happened because you really just...

You powered right through it. First of all, really happy for you, man. Ooh, that steam. Ooh. Oof. Gotta move this out of the way. Gotta wash it. Gotta mouthful of steam.

Ooh, yeah. It's really good. Look at that. It's shining. It's shining. They gotta wash it. Got a mouthful of steam. Oh, yeah. It's really good. Look at that. It's shining. It's shining. Oh. All right.

I'll let you down. Yeah, come on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You didn't burp. Yeah. Wait. Then we passed it.

Brandon had everyone turn it down. Oh, yeah. It's really good good Look at that, it's shining It's shining What was that, Frank? Well, you know You gotta clear the dishwasher You gotta clear your throat The windpipes

You were flumming, literally Yeah, you drink your You get that first The dishwasher. You got to clear your throat. The windpipes. You were flumming, literally. You get that first drink of soda in there, and sometimes you got to let the air out of the pockets. What's with the outfit today, Frank? Were you just getting a jump start on Thanksgiving here? Well, next week is Thanksgiving. I figure this is the last Thursday before Thanksgiving. So I figured to dress the part.

Love it. A little festive. It's for the people out there. They get to enjoy a nice little turkey, my little turkey hat. Is somebody's phone going? Yeah, someone's playing a video. Not me. Not me.

Not me. Frank. Not me. Not me not me brandon your computer wait a minute are you playing wrestling clips to bump the numbers oh my god because it sounded like your voice if people are listening to your voice if people are listening to the yak right now and they're listening to a wrestling clip, that counts. You multiply them. No, I'm not sitting on your phone. What are you doing? What are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? Would you like me to call your phone? Actually, say his number aloud. Try to call it with Siri. Siri. Six, seven, eight. Where is it? I put it on the charge.

I forgot. I'm surprised I didn't get blamed for it. I feel like I get blamed for everything that gets fucking stolen around this place anyway. Or gifted. What do you mean? Or sent to Lancaster, PA. What do you mean gifted? To Nadeau.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But the note was signed, not Roan, and so that's not you would i sign it not me it's as definitive as it gets frank that was a maniacal laugh as if something devious is going on do you but what do you do you believe kb there's this russian guy his name is Georgi Kozkov. Kozkov? There's a video of him fucking making an ostrich. Yeah? Cooking it up. What?

Chugging wine. It's 13 minutes. It's a gigantic ostrich. Donnie told us that ostrich is the only bird that's red meat. Is that true? It looks like it is very similar to red meat. It looks amazing. It's 13 minutes. Fasc looks like it is very similar to red meat. It looks amazing. It's a 13-minute fascinating video.

What about... Pigeon's red meat. Elk. A duck looks close to red meat. Elk. I bet you penguin would be red. And delicious. What about dark meat of the turkey?

Yeah. That's not red, though. Dark isn't red? I don't think dark's red. I don't know. What about dolphin meat? That'd be very white. Dolphin meat?

Who would eat dolphin? I would. I'd eat dolphin. Why would you eat a dolphin? Because it's delicious. It's like eating a dog. Oh, my God. This is a huge bird.

Look at this. This is my new favorite video. And they're just chugging wine. This video has 100 million views. Yeah, he's a legend. 99er KB. KB, does this make you want ostrich? Yes.

Have you found a place? What episode did you pause The Sopranos to watch this? I'm already on a re-watch. I didn't even finish it, but I re rewatched just to see if I missed it. Imagine having a leg of that at a renaissance fair. Look what he says about friends. He makes a toast to friends after preparing wine. The fire is smaller than the bird.

It's entirely too much bird. The little kid, the cat. What is he, sighting a cat? He has so much wine. That's a shitload of wine. Little kid the cat So much Think I like this How do you see this maybe my dad sent it to me Is it in fast motion right now? No.

Like TJ has those two guys. Does he make a toast to friends? No smiles. I don't need normal. I don't need normal. I was just confused. Maybe you could fast forward to the end to show how delectable it looks on a shish kebab.

Did you watch the entire thing, Kyle? Yes. Many times. How was your old man? What was his perspective? He loved it. He loved it. You guys going to have ostriches this Thanksgiving?

I think you gotta. You gotta deep fry it. That actually does look good. It looks amazing. What are we doing here? What is happening? I just want to see the final product. Oh, that's the feet.

The only bird with two toes. Wait, I think I've had an ostrich burger. Have I? Have you? Probably. I think I have. You definitely have. That looks amazing.

Holy shit. I definitely have had an ostrich burger. They're pretty good. There's like no, it's not fatty. These guys shit all over Season Burack or whatever his name is. He's in the hospital right now. He's here. Oh, yeah.

I don't like the sound of that cut. Why? Wait, that's like gray meat. Look at that. That shit's definitely incredible. That's men. Why don't we kebab? Kebab?

You can't have too many friends. You're friends with everybody. How many things can you kebab? You can kebab anything that you can skewer. So we could do like a kebab draft, K-E-B-A-B. Oh, look at that. That's a steak. That's a man.

No, I've had bison. That's how men should be. Five foot six. No smiles, no emotions. Oh, look at that big piece of bread. Look at that. They're not even eating the vegetables. They didn't even cook them.

You know he's an interior decorator. Oh, yeah. The inside of his house was messy. His apartment looked like shit. So what got you on that? His development. That's some good bonding. Yeah, no, there was no additional message or context, just the video. Can we get an ostrich in here?

Live or dead? Either or. Aren't they real surly birds? You're thinking of emus. Emus? I think ostriches are probably surly too. Emus are a little smaller. Steven, you have a take on thatus? I think ostriches are probably surly, too. Emus are a little smaller. Stephen, you have a take on that?

Emus versus ostriches? Just Brandon had a very odd way of saying emu. He said emu. You just said it the exact same way twice. Take it to the cleaners. Now, we were all thinking it. Yep. I bit my tongue.

I oftentimes do know when someone doesn't pronounce emu correctly. Say it again. There's ostriches and emus. And now you say it, Steven. Emu. Oh, yeah. Two different words. Completely different.

Emu. What do you call a emu that's constantly depressed? Oh, boy. Call him a doctor. God damn it. Is that it? Is that it? Nope.

An emo emu. God damn it. Is that it? Is that it? Nope. And emo emu. Oh, God. Frank, was that a Frank original? I just thought it up right. Wow. Wow. Incredible. You know what we need?

We need that graphic of the monkey that just goes... And it goes... After that one, yeah That is a good monkey The classic graphic Yeah, that graphic What's that graphic? Where do we put that graphic?

Of the monkey Of the monkey making the sound It's a cartoon of this monkey Yeah, we There's a graphic TJ That's a picture You don't have the graphic

What's your guys favorite side on Thanksgiving? Oh I like this I like this debate you got here Steven What do you call that thing The drum The cymbal That's a sound But it's a cartoon of a monkey doing that

I don't think there's a thing that you call it It's just a monkey I know Frank is it a claymation? It's a meme. Is it a gif? Okay. It's a cartoon of a meme.

And the monkey just hears a bad joke and rolls his eyes, does the drum roll, and then sighs and then has this look on his face, exacerbated look on his face. Maybe a gif? Yeah, there it is. That's it. So that worked.

Let's go. Let's fucking go. All right. Nice. Play it again. TJ, add that to your graphics folder. Play it again. I can't believe graphic monkey sound meme curtain.

It was the first result. It's one of the most viral memes out there. Everything's coming up, Frank. How often do you think about this meme, Frank? So this was the first fucking result. One more time, just for people in back. You can see the pain every time we ask him to do it again. But Frank.

Come on, monkey, do it again. Is that a monkey? That's a monkey. Come on, do it again, monkey. Wait a minute, go to the second. What's the second monkey gif? That might be the gif. Oh, he's rocking out.

Now this I can get on board with. He's a pirate, too. I don't know if we've glossed that over. This monkey's a pirate. Who's behind him? That's a Viking. Yukon Cornelius. Hmm.

Did they shoot something cool yesterday? Drone. Drone shot. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Dude. We have to address. No, but not that way.

Okay. I'm not doing, I'm not doing this again. Oh my God. No, we're not doing this. Oh my God. Oh my God. Don't. No, no, we're not doing this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Don't. We're making it a thing.

Yeah, with a drone. Yeah, we're making it a thing. Did we shoot something yesterday? Yeah, with a drone. The Syrians around the office. Thank you, TJ. Wow. Can we get the monkey for that? All right, let's do it again.

KB, hey, did we shoot something yesterday? Go ahead, KB. No. Come on. No, this is bad. Yeah, it's very bad. It's very, very bad. You need to take your medicine.

You're very, very bad. You're a bad boy. You're a very bad boy. Fleming? I don't know how we recover from that. Really tickled Brandon. Me and Brandon went to a Knicks game yesterday. I saw that.

It was a little date? No, it was third. No, we had his dad with us. Oh, my man. He had a good time. He loved it. What was his favorite part? When the guys were stretching?

No, please. He left at halftime. He was gone for like 25 minutes. He left at half, yeah. Are you closer in age to his dad than him? Yes. Whoa. Yeah.

That's weird. What are you? 30? 29. What's your dad? 55. Right in the middle. Exactly in the middle.

13 years from both, yes. He might be 56. Well, that would change things. Yeah, it would. And you might be 24. But I'm closer. I'm closer. Maybe so.

As a friend, I'm closer to his dad. Yeah, fuck it. I'll be 26. I'm closer I'm closer Maybe so As a friend I'm closer Yeah fuck it I'll be 26 You're good friends with his dad I love his dad yeah All those fellas Hanging around the rim Yeah

Playing with the balls I'm only 10 years Younger than your father Okay Thank you Alright Frank Can we get a chart

Of everyone's age real quick Age chart That same guy That made the other one. It would be. So Frank would be at the top. No, it would be Nick's dad, Frank. Yes. Brandon, me.

Yeah. Roan. Nick, KB. Owen. Steven also in there between me and Roan. Well, you said my dad. You're going to have to be way more specific. You're straight ass.

Got to narrow it down. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Frank, you want to tell that DMX to narrow it down. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Frank, you want to tell that DMX joke you said on there a few months ago? Jesus Christ. Yeah, even Frank had the willpower to sit on his fire DMX joke. He tweeted he wanted to say it, and he didn't.

We are at a point, though, where you could say it, though, Frank. You could definitely say it now. The DMX kept – there was rumors he now the DMX kept there was rumors he was dead and then there was rumors he was alive and then it was like

different things he just seemed to be kept hanging on my joke would have been if he would have if he would have somehow survived he would have

had to do a remake of Staying Alive it would have only worked if he had it. Hit it. Hit it. Is he the official

monkey of the act? Yep. Something tells me with all my one-liners we're going to need that. We're going to wear that thing out. Yeah.

Well, you know how I actually discovered it? I tweeted something one time and someone put that as a response and I liked it. It was funny. That's crazy. That's I actually discovered it? I tweeted something one time, and someone put that as a response, and I liked it. It was funny. That's crazy. That's how you discovered it.

That's a wild origin story. That's nice. That's like some Wolverine shit. KB, were you pissed that you didn't go to the basketball game? Who did the Knickerbockers play? Not really. Well, I actually have beef at home now, and I didn't know that I was going to. Why?

Well, I... You were trying to get in between KB and Nick. No, I just... I wanted to go to a Knicks game earlier, so I said, Nick, you want to go? And he said, yeah, I'll go. And then I said, hey, bring your dad. And I neglected to bring my sister. I didn't invite her.

Why didn't she? Has she ever been to a Knicks game? She's never been to a Knicks game. She wants to experience New York, and I've forgotten, so she had... Well, that's classic Brandon Walker selfish behavior. You at least brought your son, right? I didn't bring my son either. You give her a home, a roof. I do. She has

a roof. She booked me a flight. But I think I got beef with it. She's got beef with me right now. You know, the Knicks are the only team I've never gone to a Knicks game. Did you bring Frank? They're the only team. Well, I don't know. I guess you did go to Wrigley, but you didn't see the Knicks game. Did you bring Frank? They're the only team. Well, I... The only team. The only team in New York.

I guess you did go to Wrigley, but you didn't see the Knicks play. They're the only team in New York. So you didn't go to a Knicks game at Wrigley. They're the only team in New York that I've never seen play. Got it. Islanders.

Are they your favorite team, Nick? Liberty. The Knicks. You've seen the Liberty? My name. The Red Bulls. It's my name. Of the four major sports.

Oh. Basketball. Basketball's a major sport. Have you seen the Liberty? My name. The Red Bulls. It's my name. Of the four major sports. Oh. Basketball. Basketball's a major sport. Have you seen the Liberty? Oh, barely. No. No, I haven't. Okay.

Well, big guy, get him some Liberty tickets. You want to go to Liberty? We got next, Frank. Oh, there she is right there. There she is. Brandon. She put her head down. Yeah, she did. She's not looking at me. Oh, there's is right there. She put her head down. She's not looking at me.

She doesn't need the attention. The Bella Twins. Who? They're earlier. Two o'clock. They look like they're about to go into surgery. Who's the Bellas? They're WWE twins.

Well, they're not with WWE anymore. They came to fame in the WWE. Are they actually twins? One dated John Cena. One's married to Bryan Danielson. She broke John Cena's heart, like, massively. He was so depressed. Really?

There's also my belly button. Well, right now, who's left in the WWE? Except Vince McMahon, Roman Reigns, and Brock Lesnar. You just named three people. We had WWE champion Big E on the show yesterday. I mean, yeah, he's champion for a couple of weeks and then

they'll go back to Roman Reigns. Isn't Erica on the board? Come on, you can't speak. Come on. I think that's

important. Brandon just glared at me. I know she's mad at you. She's mad at me. Yeah, you should have had, Brandon

is a narcissist. Nick is a sensitive kind soul. Why didn't you have the wherewithal to ask her to go in your stead? I wanted to go to the Knicks game. You invited me. Oh, you bought the tickets?

Yeah. Oh, wow. You bought three tickets and gave two to Nick? It's hard to buy three tickets, too. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. They only come in twos and fours. No, they come in threes.

I bought a fourth and just didn't use it. There was an open seat next to us. Who did the Knicks play? They played the Magic. Who won? No, no. I love going to games where they're playing a team that doesn't end in an S. The Magic won.

Speaking of the Magic. So when the Jazz come to town. Jazz and the Heat. Okay. Thunder. Thunder. Seattle Kraken is a new one. Yeah.

They're not going to play the Knicks, though. I think the majority of the WNBA has teams that don't end in an S. I've seen Seattle Kraken is a new one. Yeah. They're not going to play the Knicks, though. I think the majority of the WNBA has teams that don't have the Nets. I've seen the Seattle Kraken play. The Dream. The Links. Okay. Speaking of the Nets. Has anyone seen the Seattle Kraken play?

I have not. Amongst us? I have. They just started playing. Anybody? No one, huh? No. They just started playing.

Nobody's seen the Seattle Kraken play. No one has. I can't believe that none of us have. Going once, going twice, no one? No. That's crazy. All right. Well, let's move on.

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This song, this guy coming out there singing, Hocus Pocus, Alakazam, Slam Diam, Your History. I mean, it's like one of the cheesiest things ever. It's like caught fire in Orlando. The song? Yeah. I love it. I think Orlando's a cheesy place.

Yeah. It's the worst city I've ever been to. Whoa. What about the Chili's in the airport? Didn't get to experience that. Stairway to Heaven. It was a bad city. Well, I petted a dolphin the airport? Stairway to Heaven. It was a bad city. Well, I petted a dolphin last weekend.

Stairway to Heaven. Does that change your opinion, Nick? That wasn't talking about Orlando, is it? Was that Orlando? Yeah, it was in Orlando. Does that change your opinion? The Chili's and the fact that Frank petted a dolphin? It's not the worst, then.

There's a hot dog place on the Universal City Walk. Okay, so how was the dog? Alright, it's lower tier. Go to the Chili's. There's an escalator that goes up to it. Oh, you don't have to walk up to the Chili's? Nope. Wait, the Chili's, is that the only place the escalator goes? Up. To the Chili's?

Yep. It goes up the stairway to heaven and then Hank and I were sitting there in like 2014 and our waitress, she was like, hey, how's it going, fellas? We're like, how's it going with you? And she's just like, living the dream. Wow. At a Chili's in the Orlando airport?

That happens at every restaurant you ever go to. I don't think so. I don't think so, buddy. Look at that. Wow. That's beautiful. That is beautiful. You know what I've always thought would be awkward?

Working at an airport. Yeah, that would be awkward. The Chili sign, it's a chili with an apostrophe S. They could have probably just kept the pepper, right? Like a Chili's at an airport. They don't need the S. So basically, anyone that works there has to go through security every day to get to work. It's true.

Is that how that works? They don't have any detour, run around? Well, that's how the terrorists would get in. Yeah, they'd get a job. Work for about five years. Form relationships. They would tell everyone they're living the dream. Yes. You know what gets me at airports?

What's that, Frank? It's the clothing stores. Okay, okay. Who's going to an airport? Yeah, it's like you're already packed, right? Who's going to an airport to buy an Armani suit? What about the luggage stores, Frank?

What, are you going to the airport with your clothes in your arms? Frank, as our the resident in this show who used to work in the court system, do you think Kyle Rittenhouse did it? Well, it's not a question Yeah He was quick on the trigger

That was great That was great He's been hovering over that button all day That was great. The question is... No, no, no. That wasn't a real question. Fuck.

I am tired of airport breakfast, though. Are they going to have the all-American breakfast at every single airport breakfast place? There's only two options. You can get the breakfast sandwich or the all-American. Give us a third option, you know what I mean? What's in the all-American breakfast? Crab cake. Benedict. Crab cake Benedict would be great. All you need? What's in the All-American breakfast? A crab cake Benedict.

Crab cake Benedict would be great. All you need is some holland beans and some fresh crab. Snowshoe. What are we doing here? I think that's them looking up at the Chili's. Oh, they changed the sign. Wait, Chili's 2? Remember they tried to do the spin-off Chili's?

They got multiple Chili's? No, Chili's 2 was supposed to be their second venture. I thought it was like a fast. I don't remember a second Chili's. Oh, it was like Chili's as well? Also Chili's 2 was supposed to be their second venture. I thought it was like a fast... I don't remember second Chili's. It was like Chili's as well. Also Chili's. Yeah, they had it at my student center freshman year. You had a Chili's 2?

So it was a Guy Fieri's grill, and then they changed it to a Chili's 2 Go. Wow. That wasn't a Chili's 2 Go. That was a Chili's 2. Was it 2 or 2 Go? The sign said 2, but it was like you're supposed to pick up. So they were using every form of the word two. Because it was the sequel to Chili's.

It was Chili's as well, and it was Chili's to go. And like you're going to the Chili's. Holy shit. Yeah, I know. I fucking know. But KB, do you feel any type of way that Brandon is making such hard moves on Nick? He's been trying since day one. You see it.

You see it. That's been ongoing. You see it. Grooming. I understand it, Brandon. I groom. Yeah, they have more of an emotional relationship. Yours is strictly physical.

Strictly physical. It is fun to go out. I don't know if this happens to you. I'm sure it does happen to you, but guys come up to me and they say, oh, pick centrally, do this. They look dead in his eyes and just say the word anus. Just strangers on the street look at him and say anus.

I don't know if it's about the pod half the time. Sometimes just my butt holes out. Oh, thanks, man. I just cover it back up. Oh, thanks, man. I just cover it back up. Oh, shit. Where is Sass? Did I miss him?

He's got a family thing that he had to attend to. In Boston? I'm not sure. His grandparents he doesn't even know? Hope everything's alright oh it's an emergency I don't know if it's an

I think it's an emergency it's pretty bad I can't make jokes I mean Thanksgiving's next week you're gonna wait until Thanksgiving I think that you can make jokes but I don't know

what it's about so that's why I think you can dude I wouldn't say we can make jokes that's the geek you saw that video yeah thank you I didn't know that was

actually a Delco thing Roman were you there during the karaoke scene were you also on stage I didn't know that was Actually a Delco thing Roman were you there During the karaoke scene? Were you also on stage? I wasn't on stage But I was there You saw that hoe? Mmhmm

Brandon Brandon already follows her Really? I was gonna ask about the hoe She's a bad person Don't say the H word She was a shitty person I said H-E-A-U-X

Like a New Orleans boy A she was a hoe B she was a shitty person. I said H-E-A-U-X, though, like a New Orleans boy. A, she was a whore. B, she was a whore. But she had like five different dudes who thought that they were her boyfriend. That's what I heard. The one came up to her. But there were multiple ones. How about we go bilingual?

Okay. Bhutan. Bukkake. Bukkake. What's Bhutan? Legends of Bhutan? What's Bhutan? Legends of Bhutan? What's Bhutan? Bhutan?

Bhutan. The country? It's a country. Bhutan Rouge? No, Bhutan. Oh, in Italian. Yeah. I understand.

We're the only ones who speak Italian in here. What are you saying? Butane? You don't speak Italian now? Butane lighter? Good flag. Great flag. Really nice.

Great flag. Oh, look at that place. Good flag. Great flag. Really nice. Great flag. Ooh, look at that place. Oh, my God. Picture. Beautiful. Damn, Dan, I've never been to Bhutan. You can't. It's very hard to go.

Why? Is it? It's hard to leave. There's a lot of limitations. Why? What? I don't know why. Getting in or getting out?

Getting in, yeah. You got to really work on it. It's got to be perfect. That's the same architecture that UTEP's campus uses. So I might as well just do that. Wait, you can't just show up to Bhutan? I don't think. There I am.

Put us there. Oh, shit. I guess I have been. What the fuck, KB? Why are they keeping us out of Bhutan? But you can go to Nepal. I don't want to go to Nepal. I want to go to Bhutan.

What the fuck did you just say? Nepal's beautiful, too. Yeah, isn't Mount Everest in Nepal? Yeah. Yep. He got you on that one. He did get you on that one. You didn't even know that.

As a geography guy, he kind of shit down your throat right there. Are you just bored, TJ? Yeah. My boy TJ's ADD is off the charts. Off the charts. It makes him so good at his job. Yay! Shake your fucking

ADD prescriptions. Shake the fucking pill bottles, boys. Let them rattle. Who else has ADD in here? ADD, ADD, ADD. Not for me, no. You probably just

undiagnosed. Oh, fuck. Jesus, Nick. Come on, Nick. Oh, no. Yeah, is that like a spectrum or do you... I don't know.

I think that's a wire in, right? I heard people trying to lump it in you I don't know I think that's A wire in right I heard people Trying to lump it in I don't know how people Can take like 60 milligrams Of Vyvanse every day I used to be on 80

If you've ever met Anyone who needs it You can understand why Hank you mean Hank doesn't need I know a couple people Who need like 80 milligrams

Like yeah You need that That's when I was on 80 That shit is That shit feels It's what I was on, 80. That shit feels... It's meth. 80. You were on 80? It changed my brain chemistry.

The whole world's gone crazy. Saw some woman in Pennsylvania. Shot her three children. What is that? They set her house on fire. Are you Ben Mintz? Who are you right now? What is this?

I don't know. What's up, fellas? What? What's up, B-Man? Who are you right now? What is this? I don't know. What's up, fellas? What? What's up, Ben Mintz? What are you doing? Hand turkeys? Yeah, we're going to do some hand turkeys. Yeah, we'll do hand turkeys.

Let's do some hand turkeys. What the fuck is this? We're going to do some hand turkeys. Yeah, yeah. That's odd. She never sits there outside of one to two. What is a hand turkey? Here's that attention you ordered.

Oh, okay. What? Like a children's project? What is a hand turkey? Here's that attention you ordered. What? Like a children's project? A hand turkey. I'd rather a macaroni necklace. Oh, when you trace your hand? I'm giving mine a fat cock. But that's just me. There was always that one kid.

There was always the kid that gave his hand turkey the biggest, vainest fat cock. Straight as an arrow cock. No bend to it. Should we do penis turkeys? Yeah, let's trace our dicks. What is this for? This is for Token CEO.

That's your two guys' podcast, right? That's kind of your two guys' podcast, right? Thanks. Arts and crafts. Why isn't Erica passing this paper around? Who's the creative director of Token CEO why two different colors

why are you picking the colors you gave Dan green like you went deep in the stack and gave him green black doesn't work Brandon

you said it wow let's see what's up with the fuck off sign in the office is that like a no vacancy

vacancy thing I'll take green. Now, are you supposed to do your left or your right hand? I guess it depends on what hand you're right with. I want to go brown and purple. Why are you choosing my color so carefully? I don't care. I really could have used brown, but that's okay.

I got orange. Rachel, is it true girls wear sweatsuits from Target and call it a fun little number? Oh, no. No. No, man. Stop. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. He, no, no. No, man. Stop. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

He's got a family. And look at this. Look what I got, too. You can't give me an orange marker. I got a pink marker and a pink piece of paper. Brandon got the orange on an orange. What is this? This shit is poorly planned, ladies.

You just have a regular ink pen. Actually, Mackenzie, you did a great job with planning. What is this? You did a great job with planning. Mackenzie, she gave me orange and orange. There's job with planning. What is this? You did a great job with planning. Mackenzie, she gave me orange and orange. There's my hand turkey. What is this? A size competition? I can't see it at all.

Oh, I cut it out? Why do we have to cut it out? What the fuck? I got marker all over my hands now. God damn it. Bro, this shit don't look like a turkey. Looks like a fucking hand. I fucking hated arts and crafts. I hated that class.

I fucking hated it. They just made you create junk. Especially the crafts part. The crafts is by far the worst part of arts and crafts. I'd fucking art all day. I'd be like Art Shevitz, bro. I'd be fucking arting up left and right. Brandon, your fingers are falsely fat

Falsely fat they're not that fat in real life Oh this sucks this is so stupid I got orange I'm not gonna cut it Point of this this is so fucking stupid. This is fucking bullshit. I'm so fucking pissed right now. Why the fuck are these fucking chicks making us do this shit? I don't want to have to unsubscribe from Erica's Patreon, but I might do it.

You see that she's making $60,000 a month on Patreon? Who is? Erica. Off Token CEO. That's without gifted subs. Yeah, and that's without gifted subs. That's just the gifted subs. Isn't that fucking crazy?

That is crazy. She's fucking laughing all the way to the bank. Shit. How's that happen, Mikey? Mikey? Mikey? Whoa. What's up with the Patreon?

I like the split screen too, Dre. Yeah, what? Whoa. Now that's cool. Did we get new tech? No, I got bored. The greatest innovations in the Yak history. Because of lack of vivant.

TJ got bored. This is like a phone call, like a call in. I don't get why they had us do this. Yeah. They left immediately. Also, why does she make $60,000 on Patreon? It can't be. Brandon. I think it's more than that.

God damn it, Brandon. Come on. Jesus. You can't joke about money around Brandon. No, you can't. He's very upset. I do. Thank you.

I don't have scissors, so I'm not cutting money. I do. I do. Stop not talking into the mic. You scissor it. You got to talk into a mic. Yeah, if you want to, you got to talk into a mic. Got to talk into a mic.

There's mics everywhere. Got to talk into one of them. Take Frank's. Okay, you guys say your name. Frank, do you want to, you got to talk into a mic. Gotta talk into a mic. There's mics everywhere. Gotta talk into one of them. Take Frank's. Okay, you guys say your name. Frank, do you believe that? She just took your mic? One thing I'm thankful for. Why? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Alright, here you go, Beeman. Take mine. Put your name on it. No, I don't.

Oh, my God. Told you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What word was that? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What word was that? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going to cut Nick's out for him. Write your name on it, Nick.

Nick Pussy. I can't believe there's eight people working on that show. One of these. Yeah, I mean, someone had to say it. Can I get scissors? I don't have scissors either. Thanks, Frank. They had to brainstorm to run it like Miss Lippy's class.

Yeah. Who was your art teacher? Ours was Miss McGluffy. She was great. She was short. How short? We. Really, we?

She was kind of the creative control. She didn't let us branch out or do anything creative. That's very funny when the teacher is shorter than a second grader. She was. Are you shorter than a second grader? Yeah was. Are you shorter than a second grader? That should be our show. Brandon, do you have any kids that are in second grade? No, I have a

kindergartner, a third grader, a fourth grader, and a seventh grader. You could have just lied. Yep, got a second grader right in the second grade. He's not very tall though. Because he's a kindergartner? No, our boys' age. You cut off my turkey's leg.

We grow tall later. Oh, really? That's awesome. We grow tall in the 16, 17 range. Are people still drinking milk? Do people still drink milk? My son drinks milk. Really?

So how old are you supposed to drink milk? I don't think you should ever stop drinking milk. Do you still drink milk? I drink milk. I never liked it. I don't like it. I stop drinking milk. Do you still drink milk? I drink milk. I never liked it. I don't like it. I've actually hated it. That explains your vocal tone.

Milk does? Yeah. It stays in the jowls. It does. You think milk is what gives me my... Tone. Your tone.

My intonations. Yes. Frothy. Just a different esophagus. I feel like you took that as an insult. I didn't. I didn't actually. Physiologically, I kind of see where you're coming from. that as an insult. I didn't. I didn't, actually.

Physiologically, I kind of see where you're coming from. And you're tall. You're tall. Have you ever broken a bone? I've never broken a bone. But you have. I've only sprained... You know what you can put in Ovaltine milk? You can put Ovaltine in milk. That's true. I don't know about that.

You ever notice that the... Flag. Wait a minute. Before you... Never mind. Yeah, you're right. Fuck it. You're fucking right. You ever notice that the Ovaltine comes in a round bottle? Oh, no, Frank.

You can't do Seinfeld bits. Where's the monkey? Please don't do Seinfeld bits. What is this today? Open house? Why are you coming in? He's fine. No, he's allowed.

I told him to. Who told you, though? Beeman? He would never. Beeman tell you to come in? He would never uninvited. Look how high his hat is today. Shut up.

No, it's fucking normal, Brandon. It's a normal cut. It's a normal cut, bro. Normal cut. Jesus. I love the way he wears his hat. That's all. Oh, really?

You love it so much? It looks completely normal hat. Like Kip to Kobe. This is one of Brandon's his hat. That's all. Oh, really? You love it so much? It looks completely normal hat. Like Kenta Kovic. Why don't you marry him? This is one of Brandon's blonde boys. This is one of them. You know, Cody has a voice twin in the office. Can you guys guess who it is?

Can you speak into the mic? Come here. Is it Ben DiGiulio? Not quite. It's a Boston accent. What do you need me to say? Grinnelli. Yes.

Oh, my. Same exact voice. They're voice twins. Same intonation. Same pitch. Everything. They're voice twins. Same intonation, same pitch, everything. They're voice twins. Great call, KB.

I saw a homeless man yesterday that was a spitting image of Mike Greer. Really? Yeah. But this man was like, I think he was born of homeless parents. He is generationally homeless. Third generation. And he looked just like Greer. No way.

Dude, that's the difference between the Port Authority homeless and the Penn Station homeless. There is a difference. You're born into the Port Authority. Homelessness is all you've ever known. It's a badge of honor. It's like moving out of a country that you're native to. You have to identify as it. Dude, you know what me and Owen were talking about the other day?

What if the U.S. was built out by Native Americans back in the day the way that Europe was built out and we could go to ancient Native American cities the way that we can go to old Rome and shit like that. Would that shit be fucking crazy or what, bro? Undeniably crazy. Me and Owen were for a ride. I want to rule crazy.

Well, they do have the mounds in Ohio. The mounds, yeah. The most historic buildings we have, Rome was saying, are just like copy and paste capital buildings. Yeah, just like Rome. We fucking ruined everything with the suburbs. Facts from our culture. Yes, dude.

And redlining. Gerrymandering. Fuck this, dude. Why are you guys still cutting? Yeah, why are you doing it? Yeah, but do we have to? Yeah, no. No, you actually don't.

You don't have to. What, are they going to fail? You just ripped to? No, you do not have to. You just ripped it. How's it look, Kyle? My hand's small. It's fucking real small. Your hands are small, I know. But they're not a small ass hand.

Probably what they're trying to do. Make fun of me. Pretty good turkey. That's a good turkey. That's the wishbone're trying to do, make fun of me. Pretty good turkey. That's a good turkey. That's the wishbone. Don't cut it. This moil. It's in Dan's blood.

We've all been tempted. Do it with my teeth. How's yours, brother? No, no, no. You have it, please. I'm tired. Are you? Tired of what?

Life. It's okay to not be okay. Anything we can do? No. Kill myself. You see that Jay Glazer caught depression like it was COVID? Yeah. He did, actually.

He did. He forgot to wear a hat when it was raining. He got a little too damp and booed. He was by somebody who was depressed. Yeah, that's true. It's true. It could happen to anyone, dude. Don't laugh.

Why do you think your mom always told you to wear a coat? Wear a mask, bro. You got to wear a mask. That depression goes around. I'd fuck to catch that shit. At this point, it's not okay to be okay. It's not. I'm a firm believer.

You know, they say there's this thing These people called Psychic vampires That by being with them They like Drink your like Your soul And they like Rob you of your

Emotions and energy Yes They do Do you think those exist Frank? Monkey The uh The vampire The uh

An energy vampire Yes Who did that? It was Clemson It was Clemson Yeah Don't be an energy vampire. Who did that? It was Clemson. It was Clemson, yeah. Don't be an energy vampire. Was it Wisconsin? Yes, it was Wisconsin.

Or was it UNC? No, it was Wisconsin. They had don't be an energy vampire. Okay. There are definitely energy vampires in this office. Top five energy vampires. Go. Why?

Brandon? No, you're the most bold one. I'm saying you pick them. I'm not calling you one. I think Rico's an energy vampire. I would agree with Rico being an energy vampire. When he pouts, he sucks your energy away. You guys are fucked.

I think Sass. Sass? Yeah, he could be an energy vampire. Who else? Who else? Who else? Fuck it, I am. Yeah, so am I. Stop trying to jump on the sword of energy vampire. Nope, it's me.

It's a wooden stake. Frank, energy vampires? Well, I'd probably say KFC. Oh. He is. Okay, yeah. Why? That's a good one.

That's the answer we were looking for. Why? Who's the most negative in the office? Who's the biggest sourpuss? See, is the glass half empty? Well, the glass is half empty, and not only is it half empty, it's leaking. So are you more negative than KFC? Yeah, it might be you.

Yeah. Wow. I mean, KFC's brought into playing sinker. We're close, boys. It's just about to be a full Mets conversation. Oh, yeah, we're on the precipice of Mets. We're playing just a tip with the Mets. It's a full Mets conversation.

Just careful around the edge here. Why would tip with the Mets. It's a full Mets conversation. Just careful. What to come. Careful around the edge here. Why would happen with the Mets, Frank? Look at this fucking monkey. He's so tired of doing for Frank. I don't. Like every day he wakes up, he's like, Frank's going to make me do it again. I can't be convinced that that's a monkey.

It's a monkey. What else would it be? A man. No, look at his arms. Look at his hands when he does it. I have hairy hands. No, you don't have

hairy hands like this. That's a monkey. That's a Greek man. That's a Greek. That's the one nationality you can't make fun of. That's a fucking Greek. That guy's name is...

Christos. Christos Slovakios. That's who that is. Somebody give me the lore of that. I don't think that's a monkey. That's a pirate monkey. No, that's a Greek man. That's a Greek pirate. That's a Greek man in Halloween.

There have not been Greek pirates. That's not true. They're a seafaring country. I'm going to do a pirate podcast. Chef Donnie put me onto it. What are they? A butt the Mediterranean? Why is he with a Norwegian then?

A Norwegian isn't also a pirate. Wait, it makes more sense of a monkey's with a Norwegian? Yes, it does. There's never an ape in Norway. A Norwegian could collect monkeys. What? And a seafaring little travels. I just make him do it sadly every day. Have you guys talked about what Chef Donnie's doing? No, what is he doing?

A lot. A lot. He's fucking working at a restaurant at night. Yeah, yeah. He told me that, and I kept asking why. He's working at a restaurant at night for six months for five nights a week. For no money. For content.

For experience and content. But he's not filming it. It's just stuff to write about, and so he can get better at being in the kitchen. For no money. For experience and content. But he's not filming it. It's just stuff to write about and so he can get better at being in the kitchen. I don't even think they're giving him much cocaine. The dishwashers are. Just a little bit, but I'm saying not much. It's just like a trace amount of cocaine.

You know, I used a dishwasher for the first time this week, of course. Of course. The belch. And I'm learning quickly how certain things don't belong in dishwashers. Yes. Trial by fire. Cats, for example.

Cast iron skillet. Babies. Cats, iron skillets. Like, I put these cups that should not have been in a dishwasher, and they changed shape. They changed shape. And they melted. Yeah, they melted. Did you know you could cook a steak in a dishwasher, Frank?

I saw. I don't think I want to try that. Servide. The Pirates. All right. Maybe it's a fucking monkey. Look at the tagline. It's a man of misfits.

It's a monkey. Okay, but it didn't show the scale of him. Why are there flying fish? So that's what this is from. Not all of them look like misfits. Some of them fit in quite well if it's pirates. So you want to be a pirate.

Boys, any update on the case race? It's underway. Yes, it's underway. We've started already. Have we broken down the teams yet? No, we should draft. Who is the... I think Big Cat would probably be the first overall pick in a case race. I've seen you chug a beer before, and it was pretty impressive.

Oh, my God. Wait, can you grab Fuddleburg real quick? Look at this guy. He's fucking fast and the furious. Yeah, I think I would fare well if I have a... Look at him. Oh, my God. Look at this fucking guy.

The boy in Baby Driver. Oh, save some pussy for the rest of us. Put the sunglasses on. What the fuck? Put the shades on. Put the shades on. Put the shades on. Give it to him.

Yeah, put the shades on. His hair is on a wave, too. Oh, that hair. Oh, too. Oh, that hair. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. He looks incredible. Stop it, dude. Can you go like this?

Big cats. That's next. Oh, my God, John. What are you doing? Yeah, we are right today. All right, see you. Looks like baby driver. Looks like Nick Cage.

Why is John confident? His hair looks awesome. He's confident because he looks like that. What were we saying? I think, Rowan, you would be high up too. We're just trying to... High up what? On the draft order. Of who could drink the most beers the fastest?

How are we going to do this? Teams of two or are we doing something else? I don't know if we should do teams of two or teams of three. Teams of three will get called pussies. No, I think that's worth it. It's fine. Teams of two, yeah, no. I can't drink more than four beers.

People wouldn't call us pussies for teams of two. No, teams of three. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's seven of us here that day. I'll sit out and it'll be three on three. Owen's not. Owen can drink. I like a celebrity guest. Owen's not. Owen can drink. Owen can drink.

I like a celebrity guest. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing 30 rocks? I wasn't here. 24. This is one of the least drinking shows in here. Che, are you drinking?

For the case race? Che doesn't drink. Che will. He would, though. TJ will. TJ definitely will. TJ will get smashed. I bet the booth would smash us. They would.

I bet the three of them in there right now. Mikey Fowler's a fucking... He's an alcoholic? We had Ja in there too? Dude's an alcoholic. Straight up. TJ, what do you smell in that booth right now? I don't know what this question is.

Booze. Lips. Fear. Yeah. Gasoline. Have you ever seen Mikey Fowler in the morning? He's walking around with a can of Sprite. That's vodka. Gasoline. Have you ever seen Mikey Fowler in the morning? He's walking around with a can of Sprite. That's vodka.

Vodka. He's like a painter. All painters and roofers are just drunk all the time. Yes. Especially painters. They're just constantly drunk. Wait, remember the dude who painted the murals in here? Yeah.

He was drunk. That's who I was thinking of. He was hammered. Well, that was heroin. He did not often. But he was drinking it. That guy was passed out on the street. He was drinking straight vodka. He did well.

Well. And you could tell which people he painted drunk. Through their blood. Like, Mantis was perfectly straight, and I was like, this guy was wasted. I got a marker all over my fucking fingers. Can you paint a straight spine? Well, luckily it's water soluble.

What? It is lucky, yes. Soluble. How does that word go? Soluble. Dolphins played well last week, Frank. Yep, and hopefully they'll win on Sunday too They're playing the Jets You're going to be back in the Yeah you should go

I'm going Oh nice Get back in it I'm a Jets fan Frank That incredible team in the white and the green They come up, They go crashing down. Fumbling. Losing every game.

There's a pick six going the other way. Up, down. Crashing around that incredible team. That incredible team. Do the belch. Can you burp on command?

Second verse. Are you too polite for that? And they go up and down and up and down and up and down and around. And they're incredible team and they're up and up and down and down. I don't know if I could burp on command anymore. I used to be able to back in college. How'd you lose it? When did you grow out of that? I can't know if I could burp on command anymore. I used to be able to. Back in college. How'd you lose it?

When did you grow out of that? I can't. Maybe about 15 years ago, 20 years ago. That was a sad day, I bet. He's always walking around with like, I don't know what he is. Spunk. He's got spunk. He's got bravado.

Yeah, what is it? What is it? What is his hair? He's got too much hair these days. But he's got like a little, I don't know what it is. He's got a little pep in his step and I don't like it. I want to fucking. Let's bring him down.

I want to kick that pep out of his step. Walk back by, Avery. Walk back by. Walk back by. Let's see. Good posture. I think he's leaning forward. No, but like it's something like.

What changed about him? He has confidence about him. He looks like a guy who just had sex. Yeah. I don't like it. He was an intern for two years. So it's like everything's better than that? Yeah, we can't break up.

But he had a good attitude then, too. He did. He was like, yeah. He's got a good attitude. I don't like that. His parents must have loved each other. Someone needs to fucking smash that good attitude out of that kid. He's too optimistic.

Let's demote him. Let's mug him. Let's demote him. Tony, I'm just saying. Let's mug him. I'm just saying. Let's mug him outside. Well, if he was a fan of a certain team. No. Uh-uh.

No. I think he is. KB, what was that young Dolph joke you said? Jesus. Yeah, why don't you run that back, KB? That was good. That wasn't a joke. It wasn't a joke.

It's fucking sad. And then I've been following his twitter account but some somebody in here has followed him in this room post post death yes in this room he's gained like 10 000 and he gained 400 000 on instagram 400 yeah he went from 4.3 million to 4.7 million tragedy really brings out the narcissism in others wait who in this room not in this room this office yeah exactly spill a little product i know what their excuse will be what were their sometimes and others. Wait, who in this room? Not in this room, this office. Yeah, exactly. Spill. I know what their excuse will be. What will their excuse be? Sometimes

other people take over, relatives take over their account and tweet updates. Who was it? But if you cared about a relative update, you'd follow when they were alive. And also, what would the update be? Still dead? Or they tweet, yeah. Hey guys, more bad news.

I'm not the bad guy here. No, you are. Who was it? I'm not going to say. Male or female. You are the bad guy. It could be like a memorial page. Right, but if you cared about the memorials enough, if you were somebody that would care about that, you would follow them when they're alive.

Exactly. So who was it? Can we all get one guess? No. that would care about that. You would follow them when they're alive. Exactly. So who was it? Let's, can we all get one guess? No. Okay. It was me. Big Cat,

that sounded like a cardboard slash paper straw. Yeah. Plastic actually. I don't know what they have. Yeah. It's a hybrid.

Libcat. Yeah. I swear, the paper straws are the absolute worst Don't get me started Frank That was cool Brandon That was like when the guitarist whips their guitar around Or the skip it toy

Oh yeah Skip it We should do like a Bop it for Skip it. Oh, no, that's bop it. That's bop it. We should do, like, a bop it for, like, sex. Oh, yeah. Yo, today's been fucking fire, man. Everyone's just walking in the act today. It's open-door policy.

Yeah, I guess just everyone. Have we lost our edge? People used to be afraid. I know. Now they just fucking come in here. And now we don't. We need to do something. I'll get my fucking edge back.

Let's get our edge back. I need to get my edge back. We need to do something. I'm getting my fucking edge back. Let's get our edge back. I need to get my edge back. I need to find my edge. How many beers do you think Nick would do in a case race, KB? I know you said you're good for four. Brandon's good for zero. I could do five. My entire plan for the case race is to chug as many beers as I can in five minutes to try to intimidate everyone.

Wait, would five be an acceptable number? Not really. No. I could do five. I can do five. I can do more high percentage beers. It's 24. I don't think I can drink that much.

I can do fourth double dog 12 percenters which is the equivalent of 12. You're an IPA guy. I always knew that about you. Dogfish. Yeah, the 120 minute dogfish Let's do a six pack race Of Mad Elf

The raging bitch Yeah You guys ever Mad Elf No It's a Christmas beer This shit is heavy How heavy

Probably like 12% You're saying Mad Elf Six pack of Victory Golden Monkeys Bernie Maddler 14.2 standard drinks What's Chimay sitting at Those big old boys Golden Monkey

The Belgian boys Yeah Chimay Those Belgian bitches They have have like an 11%. You're just doing an IPA talk out of nowhere? I guess this is happening. I used to like a double IPA. Victory Brewing.

That's a Philly. Yeah. Downingtown. Downingtown. Downingtown. East Downingtown. West. PJ Wellerhans.

Bro, I used to know Some waitresses Drinking two IPAs Is great Drinking any more than two And you're just like Yeah it's two to three Why did someone

Shit in my mouth Yeah Right Those are The sour raging bitches Make my poop lime green In the morning I'm done with

Raging bitches Are you Yeah they fuck you up Dude I like sour beers Though You don't like the sour I like sour beers, though. You don't like a sour? Because I like the sours. Yes, dude.

Petrus? Petrus is one of the greatest, greatest beers of all time. How do I know which one's which, Brandon? Is one wearing a wedding ring? Nikki and Brie? One might be wearing a wedding ring. No, they're both married now. They're both married.

They're both married now. Who's the other one married to, if not Sina? Brian? Oh, she married somebody, if not Sina? Brian. Oh, she married somebody not famous. Ew. First question, your husband is famous. Second question, your sister's husband is not. That's weird.

What's that like? That's kind of a waste of everything. Yeah, what is that like when you guys all get together as a family and one of you is not? He takes the pictures, I guess. Yeah. You like that, Frank? All right, I gotta go. Let's do one monkey.

Get us out of here with a monkey. I just wanna... Frank, give us some bad shit. Did you hear how Nickelback got their name? Oh, Jesus. They charged five cents

for their first concert. Yeah. At the end, everyone how Nickelback got their name? Oh, Jesus. They charged five cents for their first concert. And at the end, everyone wanted their Nickelback. Pull up the Greek. Thank you, TJ. Thank you, Mikey. It's the act. It's the act. It's your draw. It's the act. It's your straws, yeah, style and tape for a while.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop or do a Yankee pop. It's the act. It's the act. Thank you.