The Yak - Green Greg Asked Big Cat About A Major Career Move And It Went TERRIBLY: Thu Oct 1, 2026

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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You're welcome. You didn't buy shit. You're just a freeloading motherfucker. No, my wife, dude. Oh, she's lovely. Yeah, thank you. Uh, do buy though, please. Great coffee and we're saving dogs.

Thousand dogs this year. That's what we're trying to do. Everyone loves to save dogs. Your wife got the big cans. Yeah. Yeah. How does how they taste? She likes them.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. They get me up. Yeah. Speaking of big cans. Speaking of big cans, happy birthday to Brandon's mom. No kidding. Oh, how about that?

Yeah. Mama Walker's birthday. Yeah. Make sure she gets that book. I got it. Happy birthday, Mama Walker. I'm taking it to her tonight. That's why I'm going early, so I can go see my mom on her birthday.

What a strong, resilient, beautiful one. She's a Bama fan, right? She's an Alabama fan. She's an Alabama fan. What do you mean she's now a Bama fan? She's an Alabama fan. You guys play Alabama? Well, you do.

It's her birthday. It's her birthday. Yeah. And Caitlin texted me yesterday and said, you should take mom to the Alabama game. Yeah. And I said, no. I'll take her. No, you won't.

She don't want to go. She's not going over there. She's not dealing with parking. She's, she's not. I'm Senator. to a concert tomorrow night she'll have a good time i got some tickets what concert hearty hardy's going to be the in town nice you'll see him so so yeah everything's good gonna take her to dinner you don't have to worry about parking at a concert well yeah you do but it's

not a football game football game you're talking about 65000 people parking in a basketball game you're talking about 8000 people you're right it's different 65 more than 8 how old's mama 68 oh 9 69 incredible. Oh, no way. Oh, man. Mama's 69. Fuck, yes. That is hot. That does. That is hot.

That is so hot. Did she still get wet? Well, sorry. We should put her on the wheel. Yeah, I would like to know. I was thinking you were to use some wordplay. Sorry, I just don't. My bad.

Trill, that was. That was a day. You know what, my bad. Just called Trill. Club Trillie. What are you doing? You know what? CT, that was crazy.

But that might be a pun of some sort and how I see that it was not at all. There was no wordplay at all. I was just talking about it. You didn't want to beat around the bush. Yeah. Teddy's just like muffed a punt and then stood up. It's like, hey, my bad guys. That's all me.

Should have caught that. Your mom's still self-lubricated. She's buying over the counter. The quicker you answer, the quicker it's over. Yeah. You got Natty Juice? Oh, man. We have fun on this show.

We have fun. Happy birthday, your book. Yeah, happy birthday to Mama. I did, Brandon asked me to sign a part of my book for her. That's nice. And so I just left my phone number. I said, call me ASAP. So, well, you're, I'm worried about that.

Why? She's definitely putting that on Facebook. Okay, then let's cross out. Yeah. Okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll just text her. Yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah, can you please actually? I didn't even think about that. I'll just tell her not to put it up. That she would take a picture of it. Because I got her Dave's book too. I tell her she can put that one on Facebook. Okay.

Mark Brandon, Dan, three bad guys. Why? You have poor Green Greig in the biggest of pickles, which he hates. It wasn't us. He was not me. He did it to himself. It was not me. In fact, I'm going to point the finger back at you.

What did I do? Did you not talk to him before he asked? No. He didn't come. I did. Didn't you make up a character? Didn't he ask you for advice? Yeah.

I said the last guy that fucked up asking him to move here still lives in Sacramento, California. What's his name? Mack? Mac. He said, what's his last name? I said, doesn't matter. Couldn't think of one. I said he's Jeff D.

D. Lowe's question writer wanted to live here. hear. Listen. And he said, how fucked I am I? I said, do you want to hear what you want to hear? Do you want to the truth? And he said, the truth, please. And I said, beyond fuck. Oh, man. But he was just sitting upstairs with his hood up and, like, the strings pooled real tight. Yeah, he's in hell. He shouldn't be in hell. He just needs it. So for people who have not, who didn't watch mostly or didn't see the clips, I was standing in the kitchen where I was getting, Thursdays are kind of busy days. We do the college football show in the morning. And then I go,

straight to do in PMT and then here. So I was, I was literally in transition. I was making myself a coffee. Max and I were standing in the kitchen. There was probably like 10 people in the kitchen. Max and I were talking. Greg comes up to me in the kitchen and he goes, question. And I go, what?

What? And he's like, you know, the question? And I said, what are you asking, Greg? He said, can I move to Chicago? And I was like, that was how you introduced it? Oh, boy. And I was like, Greg, we couldn't talk about this. but I don't want to talk about it in the middle of the kitchen.

And, like, also, who goes up to someone saying question? And it's like... But he didn't follow it up with, like, he wasn't like, I have a question. He just goes question. Question. And from what I know from Greg, I don't know if he has the most life experience. This is probably the biggest question of his life. Yeah.

Easily. You'd have to think, yeah. He wasn't saying question, like... Right. He was saying, have you... It was like, have you thought about the question? It was like... Question, colon, and then he asked the question.

It was question, period. And it also wasn't coming up to me and being like question like that. It was just, it was question. Have you thought about the question? It was like pointing at the question. And I was like, I was like Greg, because it took me a minute to realize like Greg, I, sorry, man. Like I got a lot of shit going on. I have not been thinking about Greg to Chicago.

But then he comes into mostly and he says, guys, did I fuck up and we were trying to talk. And he barge mostly? He barge mostly. He barge mostly. He barge mostly. we didn't ask him come in. He came in, and we were talking him through it. And finally, we just said, you know what? I think you're ready. And I called Big Cat. Big Cat walked into the room. And he froze again. He froze. He froze again. He couldn't ask it. He looked at him and could not ask it.

I'm trying to like psychoanalyze it. Was he just so nervous he wanted to get the question out of the way? Or did you think it wasn't that big of a deal, that question? So he's like, I might as well just like ask now. And it's not, yeah. I mean, I think he thought it was not that big of a deal. But I mean, listen, eventually it's probably going to be a yes. I do need to talk to him and be like, what is your plan? What, you know, I would assume if you're moving, like what, you know, your contracts up. Like, it's an actual real conversation that can be had in private that I wouldn't share. I think he did it in public because he thought you won't say no in public. But I think that's what he thought.

He didn't realize I'm just not going to have a private conversation in public. He was like, he doesn't want me to have a public conversation or private conversation in public. I was like, I would ask. Be honest with him. Yeah, I would ask him real questions. Is it like we would go back and forth? In a roundabout way, isn't all of this happening? Yes.

Exactly what we went out of Greg? Yes. If he went up there and he was silver tongue, didn't it? Yeah, true. And that wouldn't be him. Then that would probably be a no. Yeah. So he kind of killed it.

He kind of... This is perfect execution by Greg. I also do think, like, I don't want to say this, but like... Could just move and just not let me know. And then, like, I'd slowly figure it. That's what I told him. He thinks I'm fucking with him. I was like, dude, just start like showing up with the office a little more often.

A couple times a week. Like, ease into it. If we could. Exactly what I said. If, like, if we could convince him to bring an airport roller bag every time he came here, even if it was down the street. If Greg was here Wednesday next week just for the day. I wouldn't ask you.

I wouldn't think. Oh, Greg's here today. And then, yeah, he'd be like, oh, yeah, he, L. Central playoff game. He's got to be here. And then a couple weeks later, he's here Tuesday and Wednesday. And then he just gets a green screen in his house. And so every now and then when we want to zoom in, he can say that he's in front of those monuments at Mizzou. That's right.

The pillars. And I'd be like, okay. I think the funniest outcome is he moves here, but you make him work remote. There's no space for him in the office. There's no, you don't have a desk. Poor decisions. But he has to be remote. He still has to run it on his computer.

Yeah. Yeah. I have no problem with him moving here. I just do have actual questions for him of like, what's his plan? And also, is he worried he's going to lose some of his. I think that's pretty reasonable. And how do we not lose that, Greg? That's right.

And I have things I'd like to say to him in private that I would not say to him in public. Such a. You got a ditch. No, I'm not going to say it because I actually do respect, like, I respect that relationship. Like, I'm not, I have actual things I want to say to him in private that I don't want to, not embarrass him. But, like, you know, just feel it out. But yeah, he wanted to do it in the middle of the kitchen, like, at the busiest time. Like, we have Yaks Wild going.

There was like, there's so many people in the office right now. And he did it dead center of the kitchen. It's such a real busy day. He basically proposed in public without knowing if she even liked him or not. Yeah. And then he showed me a text he got from somebody that was like, let me represent you on your move to Chicago. You fucked this up so badly.

He watched it. He didn't. And so the text, it was from Dante the Dawn. Yes. Who wants to represent Greg. Which I encourage. Greg's here more than done. Dante.

That might be true. Oh. Does Dante know Greg like that? No? Does that matter? No, it's better if he doesn't. I kind of maybe won't. Maybe what we'll do is we'll do a private, I'll do a private conversation with Greg. And then I'll be like, I'm not going to give you an answer.

I'm going to hear you out publicly with Dante is your representation. So I can ask the questions and have the conversation that I do want to do privately, but then be like everything else, make your pitch with Dante. and then yeah it's yeah you know what let's do that we'll have dante make a presentation yeah and we'll have greg make his pitch very curious what dante's going to say

he's just going to be saying like how could you not let him move here that's 10 times in a row yeah yeah he's like he's green oh man smokes is going to missouri with greg they're going to the game together so we're seeing some uh

smokes was like a lab for the first time Spokes asked like what's something fun we could do at Mizzou, and Greg was like, we got to hit the pillars. And Smoke's like, what's at the pillars? Five pillars. By fillers. So is Greg going to teach smokes how to get asked? Oh, he should.

They have some sort of bet going on. Okay. Because is the game at noon or three? It's not a night game. It's a 230 game. It's a 230 game, yeah. Where after the game, the loser has to basically be the butler for the winner. or something. I don't know what that means,

but they were explaining it to me. That Greg has to, if Missouri loses, Greg has to be the wingman for smokes or something. Ooh. I think is. The word's accomplice, I'd imagine. Accomplice. Yeah.

He's got to put the penis in the video. Yeah. Yeah. What a bad joke. You're in, Nick. All right, here we go. All yours. Greg would miss and go right. permission to interlock

I don't know Mission control Greg's just mission control for smokes hookup He claps in the room When smokes T.J, I just texted you and Greg See if Greg can zoom in I don't want him to freak out

It's not a freak out worthy Although he did blunder It's fun, it's real easy to get him freaked out Right But I'm not trying to have him freak out I'm not trying to torture him But we will have Dante state his case for him.

It's fair. His good friend Dante. He's good friend Dante. Well-known public speaker, public litigators, Dante. Keeps it concise. Straight to the point. What else is going on? Cubs sucked.

Sucked. They just, 9 p.m. Che, how are you feeling? So you did like a positive tweet. You're a positive guy. And then he was, Mikey Betts got all over his ass. Oh, Mikey Betz got on your ass? Yeah, because I put, like, done with the season, like, thanks post, like, good memories.

I mean, I thought it was an up and out season, but there are definitely some things. Like, obviously, PC MVP, we're going to take away from this. We should have known on the stream last night when we were getting ruckus for one, two, three innings. In the first. In the first. And then also getting ruckus when the Cubs would take a ball. We're like, yeah. Yeah.

I'm sad. Hap hit a ball well to right field, right at the field. Like the second was off the bat, I was like, that's going to be caught. But I was just happy to see, like, some good contact. Yeah. And then I realized I'm down bad. And I'm cheering for very obvious outs. But Che Titus and Dan, would you guys say this is a top three Cubs season for you in your lifetime?

Jay. Easily. It was actually, there was such a funny moment last night where we were talking about Seah. playing good defense this year and I told Che about Sayah making like a really bad error that costs us the season and it was essentially like when your dad would be like yeah I remember watching like Willie Mays play baseball and the season I was referring to was 2023 yeah it was like what what he made an error

I was like watch this Che crazy error yeah also shout out Sam over who who had joined us he I I I love, like, being in a position now where I can somewhat help, like, content creators who I like and who I think are, like, you know, doing really good work. This guy, Sam, he does the Lockdown Cubs podcast. He has to do five podcasts about baseball every single week. In the off season. 52 weeks a year. Yeah.

What's he? How. Does he talk about? He said it gets bleak. He said he loves doing it, but it does. There are some weeks that it gets bleak. But he was on the stream. He texted me.

This morning thanking everyone for being so nice. And he was like, I might have talked too much. I was like, dude, don't read the comments. Do not read the comments. You were fine. Oh, yeah. He was awesome. Yeah.

He was great ad. So it was cool. Everyone should support him. He's someone who's that locked in on the Cubs or any baseball team. He gets all my respect. Sickos for sports that, I mean, it's easy to be a sicko for football. But like people that are like sick about. Yeah.

Not basically not football. I love them. Yeah. I love guys like that. that are... And any content creator who's just trying to grind it out. It's like, that's all...

You always get my respect. Like, I can't... Someone who's, like, not just saying, like, oh, I'd be really funny. You should hire me. No, no. Someone who's, like, doing it every single day. Definitely.

Um, so he was a cool guy. But yeah, it was a tough stream. Just never, never, never got excited. Never threatened. Never did anything. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. And it was so late.

Oh, my God. So late. You guys technically got one minute of October base... Two? Two minutes. We were counting down. Zero. They played in the Pacific Times Zone. But you guys.

We watched it in October. Okay, fair. Cubs fans were in October for us. Yeah, we were. We were, Che, we were counting it. I know. But I'm like, they never flipped. We did. Got it.

It was a rough seeing Craig counsel on a whatever the shirt said. It's like, there's nothing like October baseball. I don't think he chose to. I know, I know. Hodgers were wearing it to. Yeah. Yeah. No more baseball

But there is more baseball because tonight I haven't been this excited for a stream in a very long time What's the hierarchy of the TVs? Because we have do or die baseball game Stakes for that are self-evident But we also have Game of the Century Yeah, Browns first Feels like it might be bigger than do or die baseball game?

It's a week four game of the century By the way Nick you are invited I know you got back on all right great Dom said this is only the second game of the... I asked him how many game of the centuries has he experienced? And he said the only other game of the century was the Brown Steelers playoff game. Yeah. That one is reasonable.

Yeah. This is only the second game of the century in the last... Five years? Five years, six years? We're going to go main TV, Thursday night football, TV underneath it with sound Phillies. So, I mean, Max... Max is so locked in on the Phillies when he... streams of Phillies and then

Game of the Century. And it's also they're sweating out the bonus bet they got from the kicking challenge. Yeah, from the thing that Tate rigged. Yeah. Right. And was that the one he read? And Tate betted on the Browns? That's the one in rig or was that the one he changed the rules and rig? Both. Change rules and rig. Okay. I don't know what, we should have him on and tell us what he's betting because he, I heard

a rumor that there was like, the bet there was floating around was like field goals made. It was four legs plus 120. That's not fun. I know. Rudy for field goals? Yeah, you got a Blake Whitehart touchdown will put Bronzino on my plate.

Yeah, there we go. Herb crusted. I'm going to filter the $4 signs on Uber Eats. Scallops. One from Whitehart. Have you gotten one yet this year? No. You're going to get one.

Wait. No. Yeah. Close. It's the journey. How was it close? Getting like three out of four legs. Like I said, like, yeah.

It's like a team, your football team going nine and eight. I think that's the ideal season. But are all your parley's like White Hart level guys? You'll be, you'll go basic with like a Noah Gray first touchdown. A gimmie. I was like trying to find CJ Ham. I almost called Draft Kings like, where the fuck is C. I want to bet him so fucking.

bad. He retired. Oh, fuck, man. He was a mainstay in your parley. Oh, fuck. Dude, I fucking love it so much. Oh, man. Yes, it's going to be a fun night.

I'm excited. You excited for Mississippi? I am. I told Cody that if he doesn't order the chicken farm, he's fired. Yeah, I know. I know. He said, can I do it for the table? I said, absolutely.

No, no, he cannot. Why? I'm not eating chicken farm and amphibes. For the table? For the table. One order to slay. I think what he meant was, can them make sure everybody eats it? No, no, no, no.

For the table, meaning everyone can have a bite of it. Have you had their chicken paramed bread? Probably. Oh, that's a no. That's a no. I've eaten there for 30 years. I want to say that yes. Yeah.

Where? Anthony's good food market. You guys, like a dinner spot? Yeah. You guys do dinner too? We do dinner as well, yeah. We do dinner and do breakfast, do lunch. Yeah, we'll do all those things.

I'm surprised you don't know, Anthony. It's the most popular restaurant in West Point, Mississippi. You familiarized yourself with so many things around West Point. Yeah. Andy's good. We had a great meal there when we went there. There was a child screaming the entire time in our years. That wasn't on the restaurant.

That was just a... No, no. Some rude patrons. No, they were in the restaurant, and then they took the child outside, and then she stood in the window right behind me and started screaming. Yes. So I made sure I still heard. Yeah.

That's the restaurant's fault. That's Brandon's fault. Do wait, did West Point? Did they lose the game you said they were going to lose? Well, we're 0 and 4, and then we'll probably, we're out of town at Ruston, Louisiana tomorrow, so probably lose. But we'll be 5 and 5 at the end of the seat. Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Hey, Eddie. Eddie's here. Unveiling a new hat, Ed? I've never seen you in that one. Yeah, it's, it can't go with many things, actually, all right? It's versatile. I can do a lot.

Yeah, no, you did it well with the ammo. So I took my And I feel like it's important To wear the team after you live I agree Wow Yeah Oh

Hey who's that Oh Hey Greg Hey What's wrong? Everything Why? I froze

Greg do it You froze Okay Greg Greg would you say you bomb Oh no Oh my Oh you talk to your mom ask

You like being like, hey, I'm going to do it. Greg, this humanizes you. Greg, admit right now you had a bomb. Yeah. Say it. Greg. What do you mean you froze? Technologically or mentally?

I wanted to be known. I did not ask in public thinking, oh, he's got to say yes. I just froze and I was like, I just. You keep saying you froze to explain actions. I can't comprehend what I did. You did the opposite. You didn't. How did you freeze if you walked up to him and asked him something?

That's the opposite of freezing. Because I don't know. My brain was an arm. Greg, Big Cat is sitting right here. Dude, I'm literally shaking right now. All right. Well, Greg is thawing. Let's give him time.

Greg, stop shaking. Stop shaking. You didn't. All right. Two things can be true. You did blow it. But it didn't. It has literally.

no bearing on the future and like the actual conversation we should have. Okay. Like you, you, how you blew it today, I'm not going to then meet with you privately and be like, well, you fucked it up and I was going to say yes, but then you fucked it up. That would be insane. Okay. So don't beat yourself up about it. Did you like rehearse what you were going to say in the shower?

No, I'm telling you, my mind went blank. Do you, do you know, do you understand? understand the confusion when you just came up to me and said question yeah Greg you're going to be fine well we should have a private conversation about it how would you have done it differently if yeah yeah what would you have done if you didn't freeze I he's still frozen you're still frozen it wasn't the right time what there's no other it was it was the perfect time it wasn't because it was public would what what Greg what Why are you still frozen?

I'm telling you it's all good. Okay. Do you want me to call you? No, you don't, no, you're fine. Would it put you to ease if I called you, if I stepped off the yak and we talked on the phone? You don't have to do that. I'm going to do that because I don't want you to...

Greg, I don't want you to have the rest of this weekend ruined thinking about it because it's not that big of a deal. Okay. It was just that I needed to, I wanted to talk to you in private, that was not the time. Yeah, that was stupid. But in your head, you were leaving in like, what, 30 minutes? You needed to do it or else you would regret it.

Your mom texted you said, did you talk to Big Cat? Yeah, I haven't told her anything. Well, don't. You told her you were going to talk to him, though, right? Like, this is something you've been thinking about for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Damn. Are you deliberating, Greg, or are you 100% sold on wanting to move to Chicago. I would love to move Chicago. Okay. All of you? Or does it part of you not? Oh, no, all of me. I thought you met my mom and my dad. I was like, I don't think they're coming.

Why did they? Why did you think that? Because he said all of them. Wait, your mom and dad aren't coming? My mom wants to. Careful, Greg. She's going to work for us. Good Hagel.

No, no, no, no. Okay. She just wants to? No, she just doesn't want me to leave Kansas City. Oh, I got to fly. What? He's got to fly. He's got to fly.

You got to leave the nest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well. Go call him.

Sorry. All right. Don't be stopped. All right. I'm calling you. Hang up here. Greg. Hang up here.

I'm going to call. I'm going to step out of the yak and we'll talk. All right. All right. Okay. Poor Greg, man. He's shaking like a leaf. Really going through it.

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We were just messing with him. But I think the car ride might have just been like, oh, I'm fucked. But I don't know why he would think that. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe all of us spouts. Yeah, the weight of the biggest decision of his life weighing on him, and he's a real person who has to uproot and move to a big city with Yeah, a lot of uncertainties and doubts and everybody was asking and advice for or from.

He's just laughing. Just laughing in his face. Yeah, that could be it. Of course, there is Mack in Sacramento who's never recovered. Yeah, I told him I was fucking with him immediately afterwards. How does Marzetti ranch stack up to the number one ranch in the country? It's not even close when you taste the top shelf Marzetti stuff made with real buttermilk herbs and spicy. their ranch is hidden in some valley somewhere, but Marzetti ranch is in the cold case in the fridge next to the other fresh tasting quality foods.

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Yeah. Yeah. Right? Well, we know that. Yeah. And he's also got to be ready to go put meat on something with smokes tonight. That's right. Yeah.

We need him. A lot of balls in the air right now. Yeah. I'd imagine still upset he would pool more than smokes. Yeah. I'm almost saying upset Greg is going to. Upset Greg will probably get more pussy. Oh, chicks love a sad guy.

That's how I was, like, nauseous and had the flu. That's when girls wanted me the most. and you weren't even bouncing at that time, yeah. God damn. Sorry about that. Yeah, X Wild was fun.

Oh, my God. I don't know how much we're allowed to talk about it. I'm not going to spoil. I'm not going to talk about specifics, but we got a good time. It's going to be great. I don't think we have to worry about.

We had a good time recording it. We did. It was, you're not done. You guys, I mean, yeah. Two more today? Two more.

Yeah. Yeah. And even if it's, it should be a blast. The games have gone really well. It's been a fit of mirth. Yeah, it really has. I enjoyed mine.

I wasn't here for years, but... We had Chef Donnie run a game. Oh, boy. And then give a quiz. I... I think he was the star of the whole thing. He's the star of the company. Yeah, yeah.

He was the star of the whole thing. He was unbelievable of yesterday. I get really weird when there's lots of, like, cameramen and production crews I do to clam up I turn into like a fucking

Soviet mannequin stiff don't don't get weird we both did really stiff we got weird and cranky cranky and yeah

we were the worst part of the show intimidatingly emotionless wouldn't you have just been a mannequin wouldn't you have just been a mannequin why would you be a Soviet mannequin like a propaganda statue like Stiff, but, like, weirdly intimidating.

Everyone thinks I'm pissed. I thought you were pissed. I don't know what Mark dressed up like. Did you all fantasize about what to put me in or something? Why is that? Oh, what was that? Yes, you were a wrathful deity. Yeah, I was a wrathful deity.

You guys are playing, like, tribal raider fans. Yeah. I still have a little bit of eyeliner on it. I have a little bit of eye liner on it. I have a little more than you, I would say. Mine will not come off. We could say this. You walked out in chains and eyeliner, and what did Chef Donnie say you looked like?

I looked like Steve Irwin if he was in Kiss. He said you look like Steve Irwin from Kiss. Yes, Steve Irwin from Kiss. The kiss part I understood a little bit. The Steve Irwin part, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he met by that. He said all the chains. That's right. Steve Verwin.

He's a chain guy? Yeah. Did Steve Irwin ever have a chain? He would hate jewelry. Yeah. You can't have dangling chains around crocodiles? I think he would be the hardest person ever to buy a Christmas gift for. Have you ever seen Steve Irwin in plain clothes? No.

He's just... Only the khakis, right? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I've never... Did he ever wear in a hoodie and jeans? No. No.

No. Even on talk shows. It was the same fit every time. They jeans wears in Australia? Yeah, they wear jeans. Yeah, yeah, right? Never been. Don't know.

Jeans. There's some jeans. He's still got the shirt on. Got the shirt. It's always the... Why is that like the universal outfit for zookeeper? Is loose fitting, but also somehow tight enough? Uncomfy and...

How did he die again? That's only shit. What? Stingray got him. Oh, God. Yeah. What is that? Stingray Steve?

I was thinking, I meant to say Ed. Stingray, Stingray, Steve, yeah. You knew that. I did, but it wasn't coming to me. And it was like a stingray that doesn't kill people. Oh, really? It was a freak accident. Damn.

Stabbed his heart. Oh, really? Went through his wrist, or like in between his rib and got his heart, yeah. Highest approval rating of any living being? Or is that Mr. Rogers? What he's there? Of any person who's ever lived. Mr. Rogers has some nasty, like, rumors that aren't.

Don't tell me you've known. No, I know. The sniper and tattoos. I think people may have fallen for that. That's why I would give Irwin the nod. Mr. Rogers way up there. I feel like Trebek had it pretty good. Yeah.

That would be a good snake draft. Highest approval rating people. Ooh, that would be. Oh, dolly. Dolly. Oh, yeah. Dolly was way up there. I don't know if highest approved, but Tony Hawk.

Oh, my God. He's probably the best living example in America. Yeah. Tony Hawk's up there. Does anybody dislike Ken Griffey Jr.?? They shouldn't. Like opposing fan bases. They shouldn't.

Oh, boy. We're good. We're good. Green Greg? Green Greg's up there. So dumb. But in a good way. Good.

Yeah, of course. We had the private conversation. Yeah, I mean, it's going to most likely be, yes, I just have to like literally do the, like, talk to HR and be like, hey, what's the, you know, head count, all that shit. He just kept saying sorry, though. I was like, dude, stop saying sorry. Trying to get Kate's chair? It's like, stop saying sorry, you're good. It's not like, I was like, Greg, I can't stress this enough.

You blowing it the way you blew it does not have any effect on the actual decision. I was like, that was funny content. I'm not going to be like, hey, Greg, I was thinking about saying yes, but then when you asked me in the middle of the kitchen, I was like, got to be a no. That's it. I think he was just feeling pressure maybe from family. Oh, man, he was so rattled. You were so rattled. He was debating it yesterday.

Brandon and I pulled him aside. Yesterday had time. Yeah, I had time. And the advice we gave him, he just didn't do. Yeah. We said tomorrow morning, go to Big Cat in his office. I said compile things you would do differently here than whatever. I think he panicked because he had the flight.

And so he was like, I... He waited until the last second. I got to do it now. If I don't do it now, I'll never do it. Yeah, he has my phone number too. He could have texted me and been like, can you get five minutes tomorrow? That's what I do. And I would have been like, yeah.

Yeah. No problem, dude. For Greg? Yeah. He's just... But this is also, he's perfectly Greg. That's so perfectly Greg. Perfectly Greg.

I have an inside baseball question for you. Yeah. Dave has lamented he hates that part of the job. How do you feel doing that? Hate is awful. You hate it? Terrible. It sucks.

I think Hank should do it. He's heartless. It sucks. No, it sucks. I mean, there's no other way to put it. It's a drag on, like, time and mental energy, but it is what it is. There's not a lot you can do.

That's fair. What football player is universally approved? We were talking humans with the highest approval rating. Steve Irwin, Tony Hawk. Steph Curry. Really? Yeah. It's up there.

Steph Curry's not, yeah. I don't think it's as high as those other guys. Athletes, it's hard to be universal. Yeah, because athletes have opposing. Who hates Steph Curry? I think during the Kevin Durant years, but even that. That wasn't even Steph. That wasn't Steph.

But there's probably some Cavs fans that didn't... I don't know. They got their one. I think it has to be somebody retired. Yeah. Who hates Randy Moss? Aisha. Aisha don't feel...

Oh, yeah. Aisha gets hate. Right. Aisha doesn't fuck with him. Right. She doesn't like him. It's just the one hater is his wife. I don't know. Maybe I'm biased because I just love Steph Curry, but I just feel like, how can you not love

stuff? He's amongst the more likable star. Yeah. Especially now that they're not winning anymore. Yeah. I mean, people fucking love Michael Jordan. Yeah. Oh, he has haters.

Michael Jordan. He's got haters. He's got haters. Yokic. I think he's famous enough. But MJ's also done the perfect thing of like the opposite of like what Jeter and Brady and like some of these other guys, Peyton Manning. He's just stayed so removed that he keeps the aura. You know? Do you think that's intentional or does he just like it? It's probably a combo.

When he was on, when he was part owner of Charlotte, he wasn't that removed, right? He was always sitting there. He still didn't do a lot of, like, interviews and stuff. I'm talking about, like, interviews. You don't see MJ just doing podcasts. Yeah. There's rumors of him turning down, like, crazy money to, like, speak for 20 minutes. Right.

Yeah. Right. I think he's just like, why would I do that? I mean, even the NBC deal where he got paid, like, millions of dollars. What even was that? There's one interview. Yeah. Because that was what...

They presented it to us like he was going to be on the panel. And I remember when it happened, I was like... He was like... Every Tuesday night or whatever it is. Yeah. Because then, like, if MJ... because I remember. when they said it and I thought he was going to be on the panel. I was like, this might go bad because

it's like, all right, what's going to happen if he's on the panel? Oh, there's going to be a time when he doesn't know some guy got traded. You know, like Stephen A. Smith, like, says, oh, well, they really need this guy to be better for the Rockets. And then someone's like, he hasn't played for the rockets for six months. And everyone's like, oh, what an idiot. Yeah. And if you thought those guys hate the league now, I can't imagine how much Jordan hates basketball now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He would have takes that are, he would have old man take. Oh, he probably sure. Like, why don't... Nicky Smokes was...

Nicky Smokes was just filming the private conversation? Stupid. He just tweeted the private... Greg's end of the private conversation. Yeah, just moved Nicky Smokes in Missouri. Oh. That's a pretty good trade. That is really dumb that he was just taping the private. I think he only released the end...

What do he release? Probably the end of... I guess it's not me, so it's not... So he's just... Can I go get a beer? Okay. Okay. he asked you to get a beer

yeah there was a time that was not allowed I know that was weird sounds good I appreciate it was weird that was weird as fun let me watch the end of this all right all right how'd it go

went good nothing's confirmed but okay we're in a lot better space there he is let's go to beer it's got a beer and I want to let you know that's a longer contract talk than I've had in the last two years

So they, you're in a good spot. All right. They're talking to you. This is good. Perfect. Like, you should really enjoy this beer that we're going to have. Can it be beers? Yes.

All right. All right. All right. That's fine that he got that. I thought he maybe got me talking about. Like, what are you doing? Where are they going? Uh, Mizzou, Florida.

Oh. Yeah. You're going to go see those pillars. You've got to see the five pillars. We saw them. You don't remember. remember? No. Oh, at Missou? Yeah. No.

Do you? He didn't leave that much of a mark? No, I can't say that they did. There were five of them? That's the five dollars? Yeah. Nope. Hell, there might even be six. I just remember we were in that bar for like eight hours that day. Are you

talking about when we went? Yeah. Where were we doing? I just remember David had on paper on a shoe. Wait, so what are the names you guys come up with? We had Tony Mr. Rogers, Steve Irwin. Yeah, well, I don't think you can count people who die early. I agree.

Mr. Roger. It's not, yeah. It's completely different. Oh, no. When Irwin was alive, he was universally. Right, but I still think there's something about dying at your peak that is changes. You're right. People always treat you like, I don't want, I don't.

Yeah. Would you? Yeah. I'm going to say something that's going to, I think I'm going to be able to land this. Wow, that was bad stuff. Yeah, but. So JFK Jr.'s out. I know. I think this is going to be.

Kobe, definitely. Yeah. Would you not say Kobe's legacy benefited? Yes. It was a good move by him. There you go. That's how you're going to say. Yeah.

It was a good. Good. Yeah. Good. Good for his legacy. Which is fair if you die young. It's tragic. You're right. But I do.

do think Steve Irwin was exceptional. I think he would have been the same, whether he died early or not. He would have been, I had the same approval rating right now as Tony Hawk, but he could have had a political stance. Yeah, like, yeah, he stays around so long, they're like, actually, he's fucking, you know, hurting these animals. Oh, the zoo. Yeah.

That would have opened. You're right about interviews and podcasts. Yeah. That's the hardest way to increase your approval rating. Right. Because you get to, like, minute 90, you start scratching and clawing for shit to say. and then you're like, oh, Chinese food sucks. And then you're fucked.

A whole life of goodwill wipe away because you don't like Lo-Main. Yeah. But it can go opposite, too. People can have a sucky perception, then they'd start to... True. That helps if you have a shitty perception.

Hunter Biden. You're already locked in as a good... There's nothing... Yeah. A super cut of all the times MJ said, like, in an interview would like break my heart. You know what I mean?

Yeah. What many times he says, um? Who's the most universally below football player? Oh Active? Active or inactive? James.

No. No. Way wrong. There was actually an article today. Breeze? No, no. That was not kind to James. Now, Breeze?

Barry Sanders? It's probably... Barry Sanders. And that's how fucked up we are as a society. That part of the reason why Barry Sanders is loved is because he never won. Yeah, he was non-threat. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of...

It's fine. fucked up. That's, yeah. We like you unless you win. Then we don't like you. It's like condescending to like. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, you're cute. Yeah. Oh, they're getting all those yards for all those little runs you had for the for the foreign 12 of lions. Yeah. Because the next one would be Megatron was you have to be a lion.

Right. It's yeah. Be loved. You have to be a lion. A non. Quarterback skilled position player on a bad team. Joe Thomas. That's a ticket. Joe Thomas is good. did an interview, I think it might have been Or no, a non-court, yeah.

Like Larry Fitzgerald? Larry Fitzgerald's very high. That's a huge one. Larry Fitzgerald's a good answer. It was never, and it also has to be a truly great player that it was not his fault that he didn't win. If you made the whole team out of Larry Fitzgerald's

at very standards, you win. But with quarterback, it is the fault they're not winning. Correct. Okay, it has to be a skill position on a losing team. That might be the best life to live. Devin Hester. It's high up there. Got to be a quarterback that sneaks in there.

That's what I'm curious about. I'm racking my brain. The second you become good, though, you get hated. But the second you're bad, you're hated. I have one. But then he killed pit bulls. Ah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Phil Rivers is very loved. Yeah. That's just peeing. What? Um, what? That's just peeing.

What, what, what? What, what, what? What, what, what? What quarterback is Elway? Oh, well, he's in. Oh, no, Elway, no. Elway no. It happened to.

Yeah. Where the guy, agent fell off a golf cart. Oh. Joe Montana. I forgot about that. Joe Montana was pretty beloved for somebody that won four Super Bowls in nine years. Joe Montana's a little tragic though Did you see that article

It was like a few years ago Where he basically did it In-depth article That was like Joe Montana feels Like he didn't have enough time as the goat Because of Tom Brady Damn

Oh Like Poor guy For God about Joe Montana Damn Also he was only the goats His defense was great Damarino was better than you Joe

Fucking asshole Joe Joe Montana was beloved though Yeah Back to celebrities Keanu Reeves Yes He's up there

He had a tragic life right Yeah Tragedy helps Tragedy does help So basically you gotta be like a good person who also Has a major flaw That we can be like Ha you're not

You didn't reach the pinnacle And I feel like he does a lot of good deeds Without telling everyone other people capture it Yep You know Yeah Bill Murray is definitely Yeah

Bill Murray Hey, are you betting on kickers tonight? Okay. I heard a rumor that you guys were betting like From who? Made field. Oh, is this your bonus bet you got? It was a serious question.

Yeah, that's a question. He didn't get it. He won it. Mark. There's two many cooks in the kitchen right now. It's a bonus bet split seven ways. I'm a Browns fan. Kadek's a Steelers fan.

Mooby, Smelly. Connor Burns is throwing things in there. Marty Mush, Mook. We don't have a. a bet. You want to change the rules of it so you can make the call? What if we just did? I get the bet. We don't have anything yet. You want... Why should you just bet the over if you got Brown's and Steelers' chance? I vote you give it to Mooby. Let her place it. I don't hate that. Should we spin a wheel? I was going to say, I just texted K to Jack wants it. I said,

I'm going on the act. If you guys want to make it right now, we can. We can just have everybody decide who gets to win a bet. Or spin a wheel and decide who gets to make the bat. Or who makes a bit. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Well, how many legs are you trying to do? We want to get it between plus 300 plus 400. So, but ideally like three legs? Three legs. Like right now we have a four leg, Steelers plus seven and a half, and I'm like, all right, we can take it.

But I'm going to cheer for the Browns and when the Browns win. Like, I don't know. All right. So who's on the bet? Make a wheel real quick, T. Tate. Cateek. Cadyick.

Mooby Smelly. Marty Mook. One person. and Connor Burns. Does it have to be a parlay? Jack said, don't be a pussy. Like a darn-o Washington first touched? Oh, yeah, that definitely counts, yeah.

All right, I want to talk to movie. I want to take Brown's money. I think the Browns win the night. Are you on the game of the century? Like, is that, do you share that sentiment? Dom Rock's, uh, Thursday night, Brown Steelers is not game of the century. But big fucking game.

I mean, if you win, you got to extend Sean. No. You have to. No. The only thing, the only reason I wouldn't say it's game of the century is, do you think this team is a playoff team for it to be game of the century? Well, yeah, no, but if you win and you're a playoff team, you won the game of century. At the end of the season, even if the Browns have like six wins, they're like,

but look at this one, this is like worth a lot more because it's game of century. I do wonder if you guys win, will there be another game of the century this season? Oh, yeah. It would have to be the following week. Sequential game. Every game is a century. No, I'm Locked in.

Guardians 1 right now. That's what I'm fighting. White Sox, Dave and smokes, I guess. Buckeyes, Browns. All right. Has everyone given a bet that they like? Has everyone contributed?

The only parlay is Connor Burns sent one. All right. So no one else has put it in a leg. Not really. Do you think Movie and Smiley are down to put it in a leg? Movie, yeah, I think so, but Mooby did say,

I trust you guys to make the best bet. Should we take Movie and Smelly off the wheel? Probably. Do you want to put anybody on the wheel that's not involved in the thing? They would just come up with a bet for you. I like that. I would like someone to just make it. It's a seven-way bet.

I would like someone to make it. So you want to do the office wheel and that person makes me that? Oh, I love it. All right. I'm in, but with the stipulation, it's not a plus 600. No, no, it's 300 to 400. Yeah, 300 to 400. I'm in.

Okay. Office wheel. How many people do you want two people to converge and talk? Can I, I like. I want you to talk with your group, though, because I don't want I don't want them to be like, fuck this. No, they're fine. They're, they're.

Yeah, it sounds like you guys can't come to a decision anyway. I would say, what are the chances I can see the first person and then decide to add? Well, you know, you have to, well, we could do a test spin. All right, test, boy. I forgot about it. I haven't seen this thing in a while. Go. I'll light a cigarette.

Tate, it seems as if you've got a little bit. Oh, wait, wait, wait. T.J. hold on a second. Can you, Green Greg doesn't work here. Take him off. Thank you. Oh, no.

All right, let me stretch. He just got the beer. He just poured out the rest of the beer. Greg isn't even, he's not in by any. Should we just make Greg decide to bed? And if it hits, he gets to move here. You know who's hot right now? Mincey's hot, camp.

Dude, no, he's not. He says he is. He always says that. He's always says that. Does he tell you his losses? No. Oh, no. Interesting.

No. All right. Spin the wheel. Fuck it. All right. Is it a test spin? One test spin and then we're going live. Okay.

And then you'll decide if you want one, two or three people. I think you can decide. All right. Oh, Max would have been good. And Megan making money. Max would have been. Max would have been so good. That's your test.

Can I have Max? Yeah, just make Max. All right. He's going to then. Also, what is this text we're in? There's a, we're not on the main TV. No, it's, we decided you don't have audio. You're on the best.

TV without audio. And they're on the small TV with audio? Yeah, that's compromise. You said, all right, that helps. I did want to take you guys off made in the TV just because I thought it would be very funny. You have game of the century, not even make it. Well, you texted our, you texted the chat and you said Max brings more juice than you guys.

No, I was to Jerry. Oh, I was about to go to Jewel and get a bunch of juice and see how much fucking Max shows up with tonight. Max with the Phillies brings more juice than everyone. I was actually going to text you. I don't want to do this, but I can't not say a content idea. I was thinking about having a juice off tonight. everyone that wants to watch baseball is drinking for that everyone that wants to watch football

whoever has the upper hand is currently on the main team you're mentally ill a juice off would be good katak and me just chugging juice against big tea and max max all right so max is going to make the parlay yes i like that because then if things go south you can blame him but also he can be like i don't give a fuck yeah and hopefully the Phillies are like down one as i'm doing it okay so he's like i don't give a fuck that's a nice wrinkle all right wait i think brandy just left by the way I'll get Max in here real quick Where did you land on your Iowa punishment This week?

It's all my to do this to make a video I think I have to stick with the original I like your guys better I think I have to stick with the original Because if I don't do what's on the graphic The 15 million people that saw it Are gonna be like Not everyone watches the yak

Yeah Do you see what I'm saying? The original was like you put meat on your body Bird feed Laying up learned lane of cornfield yeah there was the second one the commute Iowa City every morning

that would be on that's the one you gotta do you gotta do it gotta do that one I would also like the BAC BAC was the best oh even if you do it like if you you have to collectively or cumulatively add up to that BAC over the course of two to three days or I think if you could do a group of it one night

and if you bust go over or under there's a final time you have to do it again tomorrow BAC is a good idea And then if you don't do it in like three days You have to move to Iowa Yeah BAC and the driving to Iowa Separate challenge Yeah

Doing that What's up Max? What's up dude? How are you? I'm ready to go Which I don't think your mic's on Is your mic on? Talk.

I'm talking I think they're prepping for him being loud Uh No, I'm Calmus can be Big stream tonight Yep Tate has the bonus bet

From the field goal kicking stream Adding Philly's money line No Oh, well, no, good. Hold on. Hold on. I don't want to do say more big get. Hold on.

You're coming up with the bet. So you could do whatever you want. Oh, great. Philly's money line. Well, no, it has to be like 300-ish. Like plus 250 to 200. So their group couldn't figure it out. We spun the wheel.

It was technically a practice swing spin, but I think it'd be funnier. Well, it'll, Max, remember, this is the group that you get, you got cheated out of. Correct. No, I've told Tate from the beginning, I want him to win this bet. I mean, that would actually bring the kids together if Philly's money line is in there. Phillies, I'll figure out the rest of it. Philly's money line. What are they on the line right now?

Plus 120? No, wrong. They're like minus 117 times again. Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize that. Minus 110. Oh, minus one.

Do Phillies Brown, see what that turns into. But is there any, are there any Steelers fans? Yeah, KDick, I can't do it to him. Okay. minus 11. Basically, Maxx. We have seven people in the group and we can't really decide. So you're the end-all be all.

It'll be Philly's Money Line and I'll find something else. Find something that can win in the football game. Yeah, I can do that. That would bring the cave together. Yeah. We're all cheering for the Phillies. You could just do. Correct.

What does Philly's money line Brown's seven and a half? Because then you... Or do like an over. Because I want Kadek is a main part of the stream as well. I don't want either of us to feel like we can't cheer for our team. Yeah, you just do over for the game, right? Yeah, what's that? Or under.

Any points are good points. Or under. Fuck. $271. It's what, you're looking like under. That would be 271's great. Yeah, or you can even get it down to over 36 and a half, which 37's a key number. That's plus 221.

I mean, it's up to that. It's up to you. Wait, what's the, what is the, what's the number? What's the? We want it between like plus 250 and plus 400. I don't think anyone. one's going to be pissed if it's 227 or whatever. I don't hate that though because that bed is always alive.

Whereas if we do like props and stuff, you can die. Fine. I'm in. The other I don't care. The only thing I care about is Philly's Money Line. Philly's Money Line. Well, this is going to make it interesting in the cave because I need you to cheer for the other leg too. I'm going to tell you right now, I will not give a fuck about what's happening.

It may as well, there may as well be a black screen. No. The problem is, you. You do what I say. I choose. This is my choice. It was a practice wheel. If the Phillies are up six nothing in the fourth, you're not going to glance at the screen?

No, six nothing. Anything can happen when you're up six runs. It's baseball. It's really worked out for you, Max. Well, yeah, no. I mean, I saw Katic earlier. I've already been trying to plant my seat of getting Phillies money line in this bonus bet. I'll say this.

I genuinely generally like to be like one step ahead or like have a plan. I lost this negotiation. Yeah. There was a negotiation? It was a practice spin for you, and they convinced me that you would have been like a ball no or a good person to add. This means football, I can't stress enough how little football is on my mind right now. If you're asking me for a bet, the only thing that I'm thinking about is the Phillies to win.

If you ask me anything about any facet of life, my answer is Phillies win. Do you want to do a juice off tonight? I don't know what you're a juice. off. We're going to juice each other all. Whoever drinks more juice gets to turn on the volume. I think either Tate wants juice or rouse. I have no one's juice.

If there's football audio in that game, I am happy to go back to my corner. We can't do that. That's negotiating with a terrorist. It is. It's just the way it. Or either that or I have noise cancelling headphones and just what. That also doesn't work. No, that doesn't work.

I'm all right with that. too. I'll sit in a corner. How much is the free bet you guys each have? Like 3,200, I think. 25,000 divided by seven. Would you care if you also had that free bet? It's bonus bet. Bonus bet, sorry? I guess I would pay attention more to the football game a little bit. But I don't really care about that. I really don't care about it. I could use the, I could, furniture sucks. That's one thing I got to say. You get a house and then you got to get furniture No one prepares you for the amount of money furniture costs. No one prepares furniture.

No one. No one. That's actually a thing. That's actually a thing. You've got to make sure you're getting the right weight capacity. Wait, you're looking at capacities? Oh yeah, have to. Have to.

Because you have to actually add the force if you plop, too. Yeah. My wife once got outdoor furniture for children. And I feel like I'm going to break it every single time I sit in it. So I never, we can't. Oh, no. You need a rug, too. I need every.

Rugs are more expensive than anything on earth. Luckily, the people who sold us the house left the TV. That was nice. Add multiple zeros, whatever you think a rug might cost. Oh, yeah, rugs are crazy. You're close with Chef Donnie. I know, he's got a rug guy. Yes.

But I think his rug guy is, he has, like, a fancy rug guy that he said the most expensive thing in his house is this rug. So I'm like, I, that sounds like a bad rug guy to me. I don't care that much about getting. You're standing on it. Yeah, it's not going to be the most expensive thing in my room. But so, yeah, maybe I would. Does your wife know that Chef Donnie has a rug guy?

Yes, she does. You're fucked. You're going to the rug guy. No, no. I just thought of Chef Donnie yesterday. I don't think I was spoiling. I'm not spoiling anything. I'm not spoiling anything. There's a metal detector for one of the games we were playing, like an airport metal detector.

And as we were setting the game up, it was beeping a lot. Like, and for the game, we didn't want it to beep. We wanted the volume off. And someone just said that. They're like, we got to turn this volume off. And Donnie, without, I mean, immediately just walked straight up, knew exactly which buttons to hit. Like the rest of us were like looking around like, yeah, I wonder how to turn off this.

It was like a combo of buttons. Like he's turned off the volume of airport metal detectors. He's done it before. Like he has extensive experience diffusing a TSA. It was so funny. And we rented like airport equipment from this guy who has it and chef was like, I need his number. It's like, why? Why do you need this airport equipment?

Yeah. I was. So Philly's money line over 36 and a half. Yeah, I mean, I have no, it only costs us all like $300 to add an eighth person. No, I just sent Max $3,000. He's got to put it in. Okay, fuck yeah. I have to see you put it in.

So now you're fully invested. Put it in. You also have a bonus. I'll literally do it right now. I know what you're talking about. I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about. When you said you were going to give your bet to the crew of. Oh, when I said I was giving it to you and Big Cat.

Yeah. Yeah, that deals off. Okay. That's interesting. So Max is fully invested. But you have to be invested. No, he's going to have to show me the best.

Fully, fully. Dude. Half invested. Everyone in the cave on the same side is fun. No. I know. Listen,

he has a chance to win like, no, yeah, I'm 10 grand tonight. So he's going to be fully invested. All right. Lock in. So did you submit that? I'm,

well, I have to deposit money for. Yeah, get in your, get in the lab first. Make a pick. On Vimo. Yeah. Who's pitching?

Diz off. Wheeler. Wheeler. Wheeler. No, Wheeler's not pitch Nola is Or Nola, sorry, I'm substitute Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Noah's starting So it is All right, so we're gonna start We'll be live for first pitch It's at 7 o'clock So what do we say 36 and a half? Yeah, right? 37 is a football number

37 is a football number These two teams might be bad at offense Think about it, you don't have to put it. No, I'm literally putting it in right now The bet? Oh, I thought that's what we decided You're in charge of the bet for everyone. I want you to think about it.

Go look at it, go think about it, come back at the end of the show. Overalls? Go talk with Tate. Tate, we'll talk with you. I have overalls. Red and white. Oh, do the overalls tonight.

Shit, I should have made that a stipulation. You just gave him three grand. Art, fight back. You got to get some sort of stipulation. Like what, Tate? Juice. Tate. Do you do a juice off?

Soft Tate. He wants the juice off so bad. I'm so excited for the stream. Oh, these guys. There they go. I don't like that he's not wearing browns gear. Yeah, for the game of the century. That's how you know it's not the game of the century.

Is he prepped to go against White Sox Dave? Because White Sox Dave's walking home video yesterday, it seemed like he was back. Oh, yeah. The White Sox are playing loose, fun baseball. In my head, White Sox Dave's a guy that refuses to call. the Guardians, the Guardians. Yeah, he likes to say the tribes. Yeah, for sure.

He enjoys that. That's going to be fun. It will be fun. T-off. And this series is fucking over. Why is he whispering? What a masterclass of a performance. He is.

Top to bottom, every single player on the roster in Will Venable. He pulled every string like a puppet. He was a, what's it called? He was one of the puppet guys. Those were the best two All fucking year. Perfect fucking timing. Give me the goddamn Indians bring on.

Cleveland. That shitty. There you. Washed up. Horrifically awful city over on one of the other great wakes.

Fuck you, Tate. We're coming for that ass. That's what I like. I love it. I know. Well, said, Dave. Joker, Dave. Can you imagine?

Big Kay, you brought it up yesterday if, uh, yeah, if the White Sox and Yankees and the LCS. Because White Sox Dave has a very under the radar, like, rivalry disdain for the New York Yankees and their fans. Like he always, he'll, he's, he's not. Obviously, KFC's hatred for the Yankees is, like, God-tier hatred. But he will get in on it, like, where the Yankees are in the playoffs. He'll be, like, tweeting, like, look at these greaseball fans.

Oh, yeah. He makes it so personal. Yes. Yeah, he gets real personal. His video of after they won on a walk-off at the Field of Dreams games is my favorite planned video he's ever done. I don't know it. It sucks because we can't play the music. Scott Sinatra.

Oh. It's, yeah, New York. And Danan. You greasy scumbass. It is a masterful. I can't get enough. Yeah. And at one time, I think this was the QSAC game.

Last time they were in the playoffs, we surprised had Marty fly out to watch a game with him. And he was pissed at the reveal. He was like, what are you doing here? No, no, no. You're not going to be here. It was like he hated that it was even content. Yeah.

So, like, we definitely shouldn't do that again. No. White Sox never played the Yankees ever in the playoffs, I mean. Oh. That's wild. Well, the White Sox haven't made the... They haven't made them out. The Barstool U.S. Instagram account posted college teams that have never played, and it blew my mind.

Oh, I want to see that. It was really interesting. You would assume these teams, like, played a lot and hated each other. Oh. Yeah, maybe that's not that surprising. But they're both... They've both been playing baseball for 125. Yeah.

Yeah, and they never played in the... That was like the stat when the White Sox and Cubs clinch the same day and they both made the playoffs everyone's like not counting COVID because people that was expanded playoffs that was only the third time they were both in the playoffs the same time and I'm like I was like holy shit it's like cubs didn't get the playoffs from 1945

to 1984 didn't make the playoffs right I mean it did also use to suck where it was just remember I mean that's actually your rant yesterday titus which I saw like getting quote treated to hell I forget that younger people don't remember that a world

existed before they were born I wish I didn't Young people only know the world That they lived in And they're just like I learned that well playing the dozen Yeah

It's fascinating How would I know 2002 Yeah I wish though that I'd see you this morning Because I wanted you to double down And be like you know what really was awesome When it was just You won the league

And then that was the world series Pennant So like we just went straight To Rays versus Brewers Yeah Nothing else No other playoff games I think I might like that

One the pennant Be the best team. Hey, we're all you fucking Yankee fan, cunt, you greasy little losers who were in my mentions five minutes ago. Five, five. Coming at me saying the Yankees are on the White Sox,

the Yankees are this, the Yankees are going to the playoffs, the Yankees are hot. Suck my fucking dick, you fucking losers, each and every one of you, to that fake-ass fan, Marty Mush, who doesn't even watch the fucking team, yet has a podcast about him,

to Eric Cubs, to that little runt Tommy smokes, and to each and every one of you, Garrett Cole profile picture having motherfuckers. Fuck you suck my fucking dick. Is that even the one you were talking? Oh, that's not even the one. Yeah.

Oh, man. Do you know which one it is, T.J., which one I'm talking about? I don't Oh it's dude So good You don't find it Yeah

You can't play it at all Though it starts I know Oh he does Yeah Fuck Oh man You might need a green

Greg stop out For that real quick boys Just to get watching Yeah exactly We'll be right back Everybody leaves Yeah I'm excited for this strain

You were getting shit for that Oh yeah Yeah Yeah This is good for He's got a Really good quality of like maybe once a month just pissing off the entire internet yeah i do not like he's

intentionally trying to do it i don't mean to do it but i'll just start seeing the quote treats like fly in and it's never yeah i never mean to do it it just happens yeah that's what's funny and sometimes i will like try to be antagonistic and that doesn't do anything yeah but when i just uh when i'm just like hey you know what i prefer is the old playoff format yeah you fucking idiot recently you got England mad at you I think yeah I got England yeah yeah that one I was trying okay yeah honest yeah England I got I got fired up Chan were you catching shit

about your post very little Mikey Betts was like waitful tomorrow fucking cares oh you yeah you did the good season tweet was that last night yeah tall 10 oh yeah last night was too early I mean everyone including you guys were resigned to that was a loss for the whole day, so who cares?

I mean, the game wasn't competitive at all. We were talking best memories of the season in the eighth inning. Yeah. Sad the Cubs season is over, but it was memorable one, multiple 10 game winning streaks, one 10 game losing streak. This is AI.

All the walk-off wins at Wrigley, winning all those road series in a row, The Rise of Breggman, and of course, Mr. 44, you have you. This is kind of my point. Yeah. This is kind of, I feel like there should be no, I feel like the attitude

should be like we fucking, we sucked. My only tweet last night was just failure, period. Yeah, failure. That was a failure. There's no other way to spin it. If this team had gotten to the NLCS and beating the Brewers in the playoffs, I'd be like, okay, listen, that wasn't a total, like, colossal.

This was a failure. Yeah, like, I hate to say this, too, because Pete's our guy, but, like, you're familiar with judges' playoff performances, right, Stephen? Sure. Like, yeah, like, the only thing I'll say about that is I don't, last year I know was, was last year was not his best, but he had a couple moments. I'm just saying that chicken foul. Two game series, I don't. No, no, no. You're like, PCA didn't get a hit. It was like, dude, it was two games. Definitely. But

at some point, he will be judged by. Yeah, yeah, no, no. If we, if we played a five game series, like all five games and he didn't get a hit, that's a significant thing. Yeah. But two games, like, at some point, the playoff output matters. Yeah. He puts a lot of pressure on himself. For sure. Did you guys watch Mike Tomlin's Minecraft video? Because I've already dubbed it. I saw some clips. Video of the year.

I love that man. He, it was, I watched it with my son, which was like a really fun bonding experience. And he just was like, how did he do this? And I'm like, I don't fucking know, but genuinely incredible. Incredible. It's autism. Beautiful, beautiful city reminds me of some of mine. The man loves interior design.

Now, if he, when he was on the hot seat in Pittsburgh and he came out with this, would that have bought him time? I think so. Oh, is this the part where he... Can you play the audio or no? You see, for whatever reason, I always got fixating over a bad. Oh, is it going to get a strike? I don't know. He, uh, my favorite part where he's like, I built an aquarium.

You can see it right now. He's like, I put an aquarium in every high rise. And then he was zoomed out. And he's like, and then you see this one. is across the street from the aquarium. He loves aquariums. Loves aquariums. Loves furniture on decks on like rooftops.

It's like Like, conscious of amenities. I don't even... He said it himself. When you're building the executive suite in a hotel that you've made downtown, is that fun? Like, oh, I got to add the executive suite.

Like, he added things that I don't even think would be fun to build. That's, yeah. He did a breakaway room in his hotel for like meetings. He also He teased us so much He's like in C you can see

The baseball stadium We'll get to that in another episode The one in the room Oh He was talking how he didn't like the art In Minecraft But he did He did think there needed to be art

So that it really had the feel of a real room The details It's so good You guys locked in Is it a finished product Or is he going to just keep adding to this? I don't know There's so much of the city

He didn't show us too. I love this guy. Yeah. It's incredible. He Yeah, I mean, I would be a little pissed off if I were a Steelers fan, but Because he was doing this. This took a lot of time.

A lot of time. Do you see his son's tweet was like I used to come home from school and my PlayStation would be taken away and I wasn't even in trouble? I mean, that took a lot of time. Does it bother me? At all? No. No. No. No. season zero winless what did I say

Super Bowl zero under zero losing seasons losing seasons but someone and a Super Bowl someone did do the stats of like before Minecraft came out and after yeah that's not that's not great

I don't think Jerry didn't seem to love it no party in when I was talking about it yeah Jerry seems I think nine and eight is the best thing you can give a city because every game matters. But not in perpetuity. It was unwatchewed. It was perpetuity.

I agree that for a stretch, yes, but like every year. And it wasn't even fun football. Ben was. Yeah. It's been the last... Every game is meaningful. Jerry's still in all time. Jerry moves when we were watching the playoff game

and John Gruden sitting right next to him. who is like very good friends with Mike Tomlin. Like I'm pretty sure Mike Tomlin is part of John Gruden's coaching tree. Correct. And Jerry just screamed, Mike Tomlin has a pussy for a dick. And this was like maybe a month into Gruden being at Barstall. He's like,

how'd I get here? What happened in my life that I got here? All right. You got it? That was the biggest meeting of the minds I've ever been a part of it. It was Dom, who's the best, me? Oh.

Oh. You like that? The Philadelphia Phillies money line and Jalen Warren or Harold Fannin to score a touchdown. Whole cave together. One or the other and it's a stealer and it's a brown. Hmm. I love it. Love it.

Oh, that's pretty, that's it. That's pretty straightforward. Plus everyone should be cheering for everything. That's great because, well, I mean, I guess the Phillies could get us out of this. Correct. The Phillies could, but. Phillies could make this irrelevant. The game's at eight.

They're both. It's game script. Seven. Who's first? seven and seven 20 I'll tell you this Although the Phillies will probably start like 710 If the Phillies are down

So they're gonna start at the same time Yeah Huh I'm cheering for you But also if the Phillies fuck this up I will I know that But that's the best part about it

But that's also what I love about it Is that if the Phillies Lose it also fucks you Oh you fell into a trap Yeah I did Yeah I was trapped Misery loves company Yeah so if we win it's great

We all win together If we lose At least I got to fuck you Oh At least I got the fucky. That's not good vibes going into this. If the Phillies... Well, he brought it up.

Are we going overalls? I'll go get my overall. I'm not going overall. I've lost... What together? I'm... And I think at this point... I lose no matter what in overalls every time.

You've introduced the idea of juice. I think you got to juice there. Juice off? I don't know if you got to juice. I don't know if you have to juice each other off. You keep talking about juice. Dan said that you get the volume because you bring the juice on the stream, and I said I would like to challenge you to a juice off.

Whoever drinks more juice gets the volume. Max, do you have any clothing you're undefeated in? No. Like the best day of your life, I'm assuming your wedding? Should you wear your tucks? No, the best day of his life is when the Phillies or the Eagles on the Super Bowl. Yeah. You don't have to answer that.

There's a lot going on, all right? I'm wearing the clothes that I wore yesterday. Before we go, no troll. We're all on the same team. We're all the same team. Don't be the like seriously, Max. No, you're the one who brought up the alternative. I didn't bring that up.

I want to win. I will not be the one breaking the treaty. if you. I'm not breaking any treaty. So we're on the same team. We're on the same team. Yep. Let's go Phillies.

So wait a minute. Wait a minute. You guys are. You're on the same team. So that means if the Phillies lose. I'm also, I'll also say that. You can't be mad at him.

I'm, if I get one earbud, I'll give you sound. Oh, wow. I need an earbud, though. You know what? I'll give you sound because we're on the same team. All right.

Karma. Look at us. Let's go Phil's. All right. Let's go. Phil's let's go. Wait, is Connor Griffin in me there? No, I said he's not allowed.

I said he's not allowed. You said he's not allowed? I did, I told him he's not allowed. He told me he never wins in the case. Hold on, wait, let's get Connor. No, he's not allowed. He's in hell right now. Yeah.

Oh, he's in my back pocket. See you tonight. Let's go Phil's. Let's go, Phil's. They're not a team. Oh, I don't think that is hanging on by red already. This is going to be so much fun. Brilliant.

They are not... The blame game is going to get severe. Severe. Yeah, Connor Griffin, 2 and 13. Yeah, so right now I've just... I've become best friends. We talked about it yesterday. Best friends with Cody.

How's that been? Good. Has he... He's been cool? Yeah, I mean, I just have to like... Swallow the throw up every time I dab them up. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

So, Bears, Bears, Bills. Are going to go with them? Where is it in Buffalo? In Buffalo? I will not. Damn. Yeah. Is that a Monday night game?

Saturday night. Oh. Bad decision making on you. Like, Cody and Connor are both mostly sports guys. The best one's still for the taken. Well, Ebo and I are cool. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. That's my guy. Oh, yeah. He's part of my brain trust. Them, like, trying to, like, haggle Mike Trout for a trade is so funny. because we'll get trade offers and I'll be like talk to my guys

and Ebo and Blutman are talking to that's mind boggling that's happening speaking of Ebo he brought this to mostly sports a couple days ago and I want the room's thoughts on it it infuriated me but is also like hilarious that there's a guy who makes videos where he describes basketball players

and maybe he doesn't for other sports too but basketball players as shapes and then he tries to to see how the shapes fit together inside a box. And it's the most nonsensical, loaded shit, but it's like so stupid, it might be funny.

That's schizophrenia. Okay. And I want you to, I, yeah, TJ, if you could. TJ, TJ, here, let me do the Roeback created. TJ, next slide, yeah.

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music code yak for excuse me 20% off your first order best fit best feel rowback brandon do the marzetti read yeah yeah he did did he did he leave yeah he told me he was going to leave oh okay he said he specifically planned something for one o'clock again and he left at 1250 why iman diagram for you today we're looking at the roster construction of the Miami heat oh my right so the way it works is the shape of it is how easy a player is to build around so squares hexagon is octagon's very good um funky shapes harder to fit your players in two teams uh so let's start with yonis so yonis is still you know really good player going to be 32 years old so get a little bit older missed a good chunk of last season but not a super competitive team with the bucks

now he's with miami still a very dominant score crazy is he move around no he's a good and also what and also he says it he i mean in all these videos he'll just say it matter of fact he's like Of course, Janus and Octagon, you know. What? But like, and it's, if they fit into a box, can't he just change the size of the shape? That's exactly right. How does he determine the shape and size?

He doesn't really. And this is getting traction? I think so. That had 24,000 likes. It is here. We're doing the 2017 Warriors. I've only gotten like 700 comments about it. All right.

So, why I'm in doubt? They don't all fit to the bottom. Why is Iggy? Why is Iggy a little piece of I don't know. Outside of the house? Got another Wyman diagram coming at you today. Does Ebo like this? I couldn't tell.

I was just brought it to our attention. And I was like, this is, I mean, he's just making shit up. This is crazy. And they don't, but it is kind of funny. I don't know. That's very funny, but also very confusing. The Wyman diagram. Oh, okay.

Also, all of their videos are like between five and 15 minutes. The way Ebo described it, I thought. it was going to be like this. There's like three shapes. And then you like watch the videos and there are 7,000 different shapes he could use. And like Charlie doesn't fit into Mac, but it still can overlap it. They are to build around the size of them of their total value. Yeah.

Like we were looking at the comments and all the comments are just like no one's like, this shit sucks. Everyone's just kind of like, I don't know, man. I see him more as like a cloud shape than a people are into it. Eight point star. This is killing my brain. And people are into it. but I don't know. Yeah, that's Ebo.

Wow. I think I like it. I do, too. We made one for mostly sports. Connor. Good on you, Teage. Thanks, guys. This is the video you guys are talking about.

This smiles, funny enough. No sound. So what was, this was after the Feud of Dreams game? Yeah, Tim Anderson had a walk off And against the Yankees And he was fired up Like the most he's ever been Oh, something we learned last night

Mikey Betts is a two-top bagel guy What does that What does that mean? So when we get bagels in the office He throws out the bottoms I was more confused by Stephen saying Accused of being a two-old thing No, no he is

When he gets like a bacon, egg and cheese He asks them specifically Can I get just two-top? He's going to hate this. How would you describe that in one word? He's a two-top bagel guy. Is this, is it socially acceptable? What do you mean? Two tops, the tops of the bagel.

So think of it everything bagel and divide it in half? No, they have a flat, toppingless bottom. Yeah. A bottom can. You know, you slice a bagel. Okay. How does this just take the tops? Too symmetrical.

Where are you cutting your bagel? No. They're top heavy It's sideways Down right Yeah that's the top He throws out the bottom And gets another top

As the bottom There's double top He goes double top Is that he the first person to do I didn't know you could just order I didn't know you could double top I don't know he's like the king of modifications Is that

How does that change your perception of them Is it a weird move It fits his character Yeah Double top bets Yeah It's um It's not

not even really that gluttonous because it's not that much more food. Well, no, but he's always, he, I've seen him do it here where he'll, he'll leave the bottom. It's funny that he doesn't like the bottom. Will he, when there's a box of bagels here, will he take? He'll take the tops. Take two tops. He'll double top. That's more frowned upon because that's taking, I'm confused.

Is the, is the bottom just an upside down top? The bottom is. It's not. Kyle, in order for a towel. Kyle, have you had a bagel before? Maybe not. What? Show us a bagel.

The bottom is sandy, Kyle, typically. Chosa bagel where we get... What the fuck do you mean, Sandy? It's got the... What is the hell on right now? It's got the... I thought it creates too even. Look at that.

That bottom is different than the top. There's no toppings on the bottom. But if you flip the bottom upside down, it would just be the top. No, because it doesn't have the toppings. It doesn't have the sesame seeds or the everything. Oh. Do you know what I'm saying? Ah, okay.

That was... That was crazy, Kyle. It was. But it's such a minuscule change, but it... Kyle, are you okay? So the bottom is like a domed? No, the bottom's flat. We need a 3D video of a bagel.

I thought a bagel was like symmetrical. No, the top is domed. The top is domed, the bottom is flat. And the bottom doesn't have... I don't know if you... All right, let's break this to Kyle. What about donut? A frosted donut.

Imagine... Same thing. No. What? What? What? Now that's more. If you put a donut, if you bisect a donut, it's going to be two of the same thing.

No. Long ways. Where are you bisecting your donuts? You put it on its side. Kyle, if you take the bottom of that donut, it's totally different than the top. Oh, if it has a topping. But that's exactly what a bagel is. Okay.

Some, well, yeah. Yeah. You're cherry picking some examples. What bagel? Kyle, you're acting. Do you do this? Even a plain bagel, the top is better because it's like, it's like, you know, fluffier. It's usually crispier on the outside.

So when they set it down, it flattens when it's hot. Okay. So does he get two tops so that both sides have the seasoning? Yes. Or fluffier? Yes. And they're the preferred half. He's doubled down.

If I gave you a bottom of a bagel, it would just kind of be like, oh, okay. You're right. But I wouldn't care enough to, like, modify it to the cat. here. Yeah, but when you come in and there's bagels here and there's just only bottoms, it's because Mikey Betts is going to be so mad. He's going to be so mad. Well, how did you get this info out of them? Do you have the real story? Yeah. For some reason, I saw someone put a photo on Twitter of someone who worked here that accidentally got two top bagels at Duncan, and they were so excited. It was Gino. I thought it was Mikey Betts for

some reason and we were talking about bagels on the show and i called mike i was like are you the two top bagel guy and he's like what no and he was like very deeply offended that i thought he did this so we're just starting the oh yes but also time out kyle's looking at bagels right now confused yeah the top is so is not so the top is different enough this is crazy i'm on the thomas f aq yeah so it's not he maybe doesn't do it it, but we're going to say he does it. And it's something he would do. It is something he'd do. And it's such a

funny thing to be a two-top bagel. Two-top, Mikey? Just be like, I'll never, like, going to a store and being like, can you make it so it's two tops? Throughout the I'll buy two bagels, throw out the bottoms, make the sandwich out of two tops. The only reason he doesn't do it is because he didn't realize he could do it. Right. Now he's going to actually

start doing it now. 100%. Remember his people do this, though? Remember his drink at the Starbucks? Yeah. It was sugar water. Yeah. It was dragon passion fruit. Minus everything.

Yeah. Maybe I'm just, am I freaking out? Like, the fact that Kyle hasn't. Like, this is actually like, scaring me. I think you guys are hung up on the, on toppings, like sesame seeds. But it also is a different shape, Kyle.

There we go. That's two tops. A sandwich, bacon, egg, and cheese, and the hash browns. And today, as I was, was about to announce this. I was making a video. I was going to take a picture. And I got the rare double-sided top bagel. I don't think I've ever seen. See it, Kai? That is like so perfectly the top is that an option when you're like that looks just like this is not your average like bottom

top. Kyle. Two top bagel might be fake. Kyle I got a good point. You're saying the the bottom is a little more flat. Yeah. But it's essentially the same thing. But it doesn't have any of the toppings in. It's more flat. Oh, man. The two-top bagel storyline just took a big time, like, turn. Yeah. I love Gino, by the way. I do too. It's such a perfect Gino video. Yeah, to be like two-tops. Would a bagel place just say no if you ask? Should we call bagel place? We should. Yeah, two-top? I think we should. Stephen, call bagel place. Oh. I think there are people that do this.

there have to be let me get two tops people like their food so specific I mean they do it with like some people would have such weird orders this might be a Jeffty Low thing

did I could see him doing that so you guys there used to be a place near my house in Brooklyn that sold just muffin tops that was awesome yeah awesome it's like a Seinfeld episode

right might be but it was like the best because you could eat a couple of them and be like you only get the best part the muffin bottom is just fine No. Come on.

It's like protected and softer. No, the top is everything. You need it to complement the top. No, I'll throw out of top. I mean the bottom. I like the bottom just so you can hold it to eat the top. I'll rip off the top and just go to top. I'll do sandwich.

I'll do bottom off. Put it on top. Oh. Bread bread. You got all the frosting on the top. But if you take the bottom off, throw it on top, frosting in the middle. Oh, oh. You're eating cupcake method.

Cupcakes. I think about muffin That's a fat move if you're eating That's something different My favorite muffins have frosting on it Yeah Cupcakes are different than muffin Cupcake, that's a great move

Yeah, I do that with cupcakes Yeah My buddy's dad knocks off the top of the ice cream cone I know you would hate that Oh my God What a savage Too much ice cream just likes the ice cream in the cone You have some friends with some weird food habits

Fuck that The glove box gyro Yeah see I So all of these things exist, I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure there are people that are like Double top. Biggles, but throw the bottoms away.

But did they have to buy two is my question? I think you have to. Yeah, because you can't tell them to just buy it. Unless you, unless you like marry someone who's a bottom. Bottom. Yeah. My daughter only likes the middle of a tavern style pizza.

It's the best. Yeah. She doesn't like the crust. Yeah. It's the perfect. It's the perfect teammate. Because I hate the. middle. Yeah. Yeah, I was that way for a while. Yeah, you need that. I don't think I have any food

habits like that. Ed, you're kind of picky. Yeah, there's certain things. Like, you like when the del, like when they don't wipe the knife at a deli. Oh, I don't like that. What do you mean? Oh, I'm with you on that. They made some fucking sloppy ass everything sandwich and they didn't wipe the knife. Then he's cross-contamination. He's going to cut my sanders with the dirty knife pile. That's not even picky. That's a sanitation thing. Yeah. You're, you're right, Ed. Where you go on the brownie trade, Nick? Corner. Got a corner.

You have to corner. Got a corner. You're like the gooey middle. Those are good, too. I treat eating the middle of brownies like it's a job. It's like I'm doing this just so I can get to the corner. So you're outside pizza and outside brownie. Oh, yeah.

I need a crisp on everything. I put chips on every sandwich. I need the crunch. I live for the crunch. I'm always looking for a crunch. You put chips on every sandwich? Every single thing. I put you on?

No, you can't put it on. You can find... Doing it my whole life. I've been saying this for years on this show. I've been doing it my... And you're always laughing. No, that's not true. I would never laugh at that.

I'm the crushed-up chips guy. No, I am. I thought I was. What sandwiches are we talking? But I say everything. I say burgers. Oh, okay, yes. That is crazy.

Okay, that's... How is that crazy? I don't put chips on a burger. How is that much different than a sandwich? All deli sandwiches get chips. Okay. Any hot sandwich does. it.

Okay. Like steak of cheese or a chicken par. We're on the same page then. Yeah. We'll also put like pistachios on anything. We're no longer on the same page. Okay. Yeah, I wake up every morning being like, where's my next crunch?

Crunch is important. Crunch is everything. I would say you two are the biggest crunch guys in the office. Easily. But Kyle was always like, in my head, you were the crunch guy from Barstool. I am. Before I start. Yeah.

Right. Barstall crunch. Yeah, but you like Chocolate-covered pretzels That's like putting a silencer on a gun That's a crunch That's a crunch Adding a silence crunch to chocolate

No, it's a silence crunch Oh, that's a silence crunch Yeah, that's a silence crunch You know my crunch goat Oh you're a caught with an auditory crunch guy The full crunch Okay You are nerfing your crunch

So you like chocolate, correct? Yeah, we've had this conversation before that I always like him separate. So why? Obviously. So why not add? He's getting bad. He's a silent crunch.

I am because I love the crunch. Kyle, can a silent crunch be a crunch? Fuck this. Oh, we got to have a crunch off. That's kind of an interesting. So you're telling me a chocolate pretzel rod is going to deliver no crunch. No, it delivers a crunch, but it's a muted crunch.

So that's worse than no crunch. I would rather have the right? No, no. The better version is just a chocolate or pretzel rod that has the crunch. But that's comparing two very different things, right? Chocolate cover pretzel to pretzels, two different snacks. Yeah, but I'm just going for the crunch. You're just going for crunch, not taste.

So you'd rather have a pretzel rod than a chocolate covered pretzel rod. Yeah, I'd rather have chocolate separate from... No, no, no. Imagine you're hungry. Yeah. Hungrier. What would you rather have? A pretzel rod.

Pretzel rod? Yes. Yes. Cover it in chocolate. The chocolate is a treat. If I'm hungry, I want the crunch. I want the pure, unadulterated crunch. Hmm.

I throw out wet fries. Those are gross. You don't get a crunch on your fry. But do you want crunch in places like that crunch isn't typically? Give me an example. You want a crunchy mashed potato? Yeah, I'd love a top. Yeah, definitely.

I know you're a burrito guy. Yeah. Like sneak a few tortilla chips in there? Yeah. No, I would, my perfect burrito is the burrito is like the outside is like cooked so it's got a crunch. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Like a crunch wrapped Supreme. Yeah. For example, the. That's got a. That's got a pasta in it? Yeah, I think so. But I'm a Chalupa guy at Taco Bell because that's got a nice crunch. Interesting.

What about a tray of square tray of pizza? What slice are you grabbing? Corner. Got to go corner. Corner. Ed, you went dead center bullseye and wheeling. And I said you're making a mistake. No, did I?

Yeah. No, I don't think I did. And I said you're making a mistake. Oh, it's corner every day. Oh, yeah. I agree. Can't go anything else. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I think you pass it up if it's just a middle. Oh, I'll never eat a middle. Just a middle? No way. It's got nothing. Got no crunch. Kyle, you were my crunch guy until this.

He's not the crunch guy. He's not the crunch guy. You don't know what the crunch guy? How did I prove it? You just say you'd prefer something without a crunch. What? Oh my God. A chocolate covered pretzel is, it has crunch.

It doesn't have the same crunch as just a natural pretzel. Yeah. So you'll just, there's no scenario where you choose a chocolate covered pretzel over a pretzel rod. No, I don't like chocolate covered pretzels. Yes, you do. No, I don't. I like them separate. Separate but equal.

That's what I always say. There we go. Kyle's right next to you for that one. Where's Brandon? Comes back for that. By the way, Mike Betts update, he said he is currently working with Frank. Frank has him on a leash, but Eddie is a scumbag. he said i'm working on a two bottom bagel rumor about you

it's such a funny rumor it's very it's it's similar to a uh like spider does the best rumors oh yeah yeah we should get a spider rumor is he here spider spider over there do you have a favorite uh barstool fake rumor spider has my all time favorite i think it was that uh fran and mincy were roommates Oh, Fran got mad. I know. I'll tell you right now that wasn't Kyle.

You started that? Yeah, that was me. Oh, that was you? Yeah. Oh, that was. And then everybody got blamed but Kyle. Oh, yeah. That's perfect.

I like the Tommy smokes that Brian Fitzsimmons and Blackjack Fletcher got into a fight at the holiday. Yes. That was good. Yes. That's a great one. Spider, we're talking about your rumors how good you are with them. Can you give us one? Um.

Well, So Spider does a thing where he'll say a true one. Yeah, but he, no. You guys have put me on the spot here. I'm not sure I got a good one off the top. What's the last one you told someone? Well, I made up a rumor that Mikey Betts had a warn out for his arrest in his hometown. And he almost called like the non-emergency phone number in his town to confirm.

And he was like dialing it. And I had to tell him like, no, I made this up. But we had him the whole way. I mean, that's a pretty spot on that like. He believed it. He thought he was like. I thought there was a chance that he might have a worn out. Yeah.

Trying to think. I'll come up with one and I'll come back and we'll... All right. Go think of one and come back. Did you put a string cheese under Marech's pillow? I did. So Marech was kind enough to host us at his house for the Yankees. And we were getting the tour, Tom and I. And T.J. brought a cheese from the office.

And he's like, you got to get him. So I cheesed his bed. And then I kept underneath his little throw pillow on the end of his bed. Put a cheese under there when he got into bed. He texted the group chat. He's like, what the hell is this? It's fucked up. I had to.

TJ gave me the ammo. I couldn't leave it, you know? Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to think of a rumor. I'll get one going. Stay tuned. I like that. Okay.

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I live for the crunch. I'm like, where's my next crunch? You have to be one of the biggest crunch guys in the world. You could do just a turkey sandwich with like... There's bigger crunch guys than you. Those guys who only eat crunch. You like soft food. That's such a lie.

Favorite food's ice cream. Name is salt. Okay. O-nuts, coffee, and ice cream. Get out of town. Oh, the donuts are a crunch guy. You know, out of town. They're a fraud.

You're a fraud. Soft guy. This was like when parents find drugs and kids' rooms. What is this? Yeah, what is this? There's no crunch. I live for the crunch. The ice cream I should have thought on my feet.

I always get a cone. I don't eat ice cream out of a bowl. That's a crunch. That was at least, was that New York? Yeah, it was so long ago. Okay, that's fine. But it was note for note. Note for note with Nick antagonizing, too.

Damn near note for note. We just ran the exact same play. There were no. characters. Sas had like one line maybe, but that was the exact same same thing. Five years ago. It speaks true to my authenticity.

In yours, I guess. You're as like an authentic liar. What are you talking about? I'm the crunch guy. You're not putting checks mixing your chili. Dude, I eat soup just for the crackers. Kyle. I don't even eat soup.

Okay, well, I eat it for the crackers. Kyle, it's weird though because you're a crunch guy, but you're not a chew guy. I hate chewing. That's a very big part of it. It's a man's worst fate. He'll never get a steak at a steakhouse. He always goes salmon. I don't get out no one's on my side with this. State your case. Let's multiply the inefficiency

by 50. That's a steak. As much as I like the flavor and taste. So what would you say instead of a steak? Unfortunately, it's going to be something along the lines of a seafood. Okay. But that's chewing. Not really. So if they could get a salmon to taste like steak, would that be your favorite food?

That's a good question. I've had steak that's like so tender and that's a perfect meal, but it's hard to come by. I kind of see where you're coming from, the chewing is like, it is kind of annoying. Right. Yeah. What? What? Like if you're like.

Man's worst fate. If you're going into a dinner and you're looking to devour, yeah. Like, steak's just not the move. Can we look up if we've had the chewing debates? The yak's been around for almost 10 years. I think we've had 300 conversations. Oh, man.

There's only so many things to say. I'm just thinking of, like, you know, how, like, Belichick had the Ernie Adams guy, the Pink Stripes guy, who would, like, find tendencies from, like, 20 years ago in a press. practice. We need like Ernie Adams the Yak being like, we're about due for a crunch to be these guys. I know their tendencies. It's been about seven years. Here it comes. They'll talk crunch during once a president. What was the, didn't Brandon have like a ran about Uncle Joey? Yeah. Yes. Called Joey. It was on the same day. And it was like the exact same day one year later,

two years later. It was like every time the first day of spring comes around, Brandon does his. So he never actually called him Uncle Joey. Cruise control. Oh, yeah, that one's bi-weekly. Yeah. I don't want you know we're going to hit. I've never heard the chewing thing, Kyle. Thank you.

It makes you think. It makes you think. Yeah, conversation at steakhouses is tough. Right. It's taboo to say because steak is like you can't say anything bad about steak. Yeah. Steak is unassailable. And that is a problem.

I had the take, remember last year where I was, I had a, stretch where I was out on steakhouses because it was just I think it was like around final four and everything it's like I'd just gone too many and it was the same meal every time it's like I'm gonna go I'm gonna eat a steak I'm gonna have the mac and cheese and like the loaded potatoes and I'm just sick of it I want something different too familiar yeah like we should be

you don't go to enough like Chinese restaurants sit in that actually I that's a take I've had like Chinese is a is like a perfect takeout food, right? But sitting down at a Chinese restaurant is also awesome. Pretty nice. Do it enough. I don't think I've ever done it. What? Yeah. It's awesome. Just get takeout every time. Right. I feel that way about pizza too. Sometimes it's nice to just parlor with the, yes. A little stand. Yes, the stand. You get it right out of the oven. Yes.

Yeah, but Chinese, like, no one thinks about it because it's like just, yeah, of course, we're going to just order Chinese in. Go sit down and have some. And you can't be the story guy when the meal comes. I can't. Yeah, cut it short. We were only doing this to kill time. My meal comes. I'm about to dig into the cream spinach and someone's like, did I tell you about the time? Oh, yeah.

God, I got to fucking pause with the fork of my aunts, put it down and listen to your story. Yeah. You can eat while somebody's telling you a story, right? Not really. What? Kind of rude. At a restaurant? When someone's like telling you a story that demands attention.

You could have fries. Do they start it before the food comes, or they see the food coming and then start the story? Start it when the food comes. Yeah, no, I can't do that. Do you guys still do the move where if the food's taking a while, you just go to the bathroom for his long? Oh, yeah. Yeah, have to. There's no better thrill than coming back and having the food just have been put down.

Even if you don't have to go? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sitting. Oh, yeah. I'll go just like, I'll drip out like two little. Oh, yeah. I'm dripping out.

Yeah, I'm dripping. I'm sitting down, forcing some pee out. Yep. And then I'm coming back to a chicken parm. And I'm like, that was the right move. Washing my hands, which I never do. Yeah. Yeah.

Just to run the clock. Wiping once. Yeah. You got to wash your hands if you touch the door to the stall. I learned that recently. What? How'd you learn it? Someone told me.

I never thought about that. Yeah, you probably should. I, if I'm going into, I'm just talking about peeing. If I'm peeing in a urinal, never wash my hand. No. Now we're mean girlsing. How? The whole wash your hands debate.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Which one of you guys were the, uh, the text to Jack McCarthy? I don't know. About the dinner report from Rico. That had to be Jerry. What was said? Was it? I don't know.

I don't know. It was like, uh, he was, falling flat like it was a whole report card like mid it was flat till dessert oh oh yeah you're talking about the text with me jack and jerry where i said jerry i'll give you a bounty for any information oh so it was jerry tech okay that one yeah no that was that was that was me jack i thought it was one of you guys i don't was there anything juicy enough for no damn no what was what was the what was the price on riko's head well i think Jerry said that he was

This might have been a Jerry make-up story He said that Rico's Promise that he unveiled his top ten stab list We were looking forward to that There was a text that Did he say that? No Is it to see a stab list?

I want that list so bad If the purge were real What's the first thing he's doing When he wakes up? he might have to worry about himself he'd bored like a little bit yeah yeah he would have to go straight defense yeah

patting down the hatches we didn't get to the stab list we went through the honorable mentions and then it was time to go the restaurant was closing Tony LaRuso was Tony ruined it get out of there oh man

all right so oh I just watched the act Jesus oh no Oh, no. But it all ended up okay. Yes. Yeah, that's all good. Mrs. Green.

That's not the time to ask. Wait, wait, let me see that. So, I got made fun of a, as a fool. And that blew up, but it was good for content and everything. But the past, like, three hours, I've been, like, I fucked up. And then, uh, on the yak, I got to. zoomed in and Big Head said, no, let's just have a talk right now. So he gave me a call off the camera. And we just talked things through. And nothing's confirmed, but we're in a really good spot.

Just, I can tell you later. What do you think she's saying? No. Craig, did you remember the call? Yeah, it was a good call. It was a good call. I'll say that. So, yep. But yeah, it was bad. It was a bad morning today. It was good. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. Mom. Let me get Mom with the catchphrase. It was a bad morning today. Whose side is she on, though?

I don't know, Mom. That's classic. That's a classic. I don't know, Mom. I just blacked out, okay? I froze. But this is, again, this is all, like, good for her. This is...

Yes. It's so funny. This is the perfect way for this to have all involved for him. I think you tell us. to a lot of new people, Big Cat. If it's talked about anywhere, it's not bad. I did say that to Greg on the phone. He's like, yeah, it's kind of like the pickles.

I was like, what? It took me a second. I was like, yeah, it's like the pickles, dude. We talked about that so we weren't actually mad. He said that back to me. He'd be like, yeah, it's just like the pickles. Yes. I remember now.

No, I mean, it's true. If Greg ate the hot dog in a reasonable time with, with, with, nothing of note no one remembers nobody cares but now it's like a Greg moment but it's so perfectly Greg too to not say it's kind of like the hot dog yeah

he says the pickles no it's kind of like the pickles it took me a few seconds like what is he talking about oh so it's like the pickles I love he's got a wealth of a wealth of fuckups to fall back on like the pickles

if he moves here we'll be like friends too I want to hang out Oh, yeah. Oh, man. That's the one person I've heard Deutsch say gives him problems. What? Not like in a bad way, but like going out with Greg. Like, it's a lot.

I got to be ready. That's so funny. I got to clear it with Deutsch now. Yeah. I would. Deutsch is Greg moving here going to fuck you up. Yeah, they got an interesting relationship. Yes.

Yeah. Deutsche is, yes, a very interesting perspective on Greg. Oh, man.

The only what? The only thing I'm nervous about and this could be bad tape in the future

with Greg movie to Chicago is like he is so perfectly a victim of the Smiley face killer.

Oh, no. I wish he. I know. I should have said that. The unfortunate of your ex-Raeb. I'm an Uber driver. Promise. What? Wandering around in River North at 2A.

I like see the missing posting. Yeah, I know. We got it. We got, all right, so we're going to have to maybe put like a air tag on Greg and be like, here's where you shouldn't be drunk by yourself. Yeah. He's got, he's got a milk carton face. Where do you think he's moving to, Eddie? Yeah. The safest place to be is in my car. Promise. I know you're nervous. Greg's telling you

Lakeview guy for sure Lakeview yeah he would love it in Ringleyville Oh yeah Oh my God For sure Oh I wish you hadn't said that Sorry

We're gonna make sure that he's not Has the Smiley Face Killer Killed recently? That's a daunting No it's a winter thing Oh shit Oh fuck Ray we're in the season

It's a winter thing When the lake thaws Yeah we gotta make sure he's safe Greg just always be with someone Greg yeah he is a perfect victim 5-9 fun-loving hairless I don't know

Should we test him for this Should we send a stranger out to see if they can Yeah kidnap Greg And if he says no and he's smart about it Yeah we should probably run it Yeah That is kind of a funny series Yeah

It's been like can we get Greg into a random car drunk I think we could. Yeah. Unfortunately. Get Greg ready to live in the big city. Yeah. Just run a bunch of tests by him.

I don't know. Is this my Uber? Hair tag him. That does no good if he's in the middle of a life. Yeah. We need to put it like a life alert on him or something. That he can just pull at any point. It's got the deck.

The air preserver. Yeah. He has to have that on it all times. All times. Oh, man. All right, so no yak tomorrow, back on Monday. Yaks Wild is going to come out in a month or so. It's going to be fucking awesome.

Felt good filming. Yes. So that's what we're doing tomorrow. So no yak tomorrow, but back Monday. Let's have a good weekend. Let's do it. And tune into the stream tonight. It's going to be electric.

7 o'clock will go live. Philly's elimination game. Game of the 7th. This is why we lift all them weights. This is why you get ready in the offseason for nights like tonight. You just don't know what's going to happen. It's going to be great. All right.

Should we spin it? That was a great yak. I'm going to buy you some bagels tomorrow. Okay, Kyle. We're going to have to figure it. They're a little bit flat, but pretty identical otherwise. All right, no yak tomorrow. We'll be back on Monday.

Love you guys. And go Yankees. See?