The Yak - Greg Olsen Confronts Fashion "Expert" Steven Cheah | The Yak 4-29-24

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Q-Zips, polos, hoies, Joggers, Shorts. Early start today. John Feidelberg is here. Do we think, do we think even with the text message sent last night being like, let's start a half hour early, Kyle will just show up at noon? Possibly. I hope it won't be a little late. I saw him two seconds ago.

Oh, yeah. He's on island time still. Yeah. Let him adjust. He is here. Kyle's back. I do see a golden god approaching. Oh him two seconds ago. Oh yeah. He's on island time still. Yeah. Let him adjust. He is here. Kyle's back. I do see a golden god approaching. Oh there it is. Kyle's back.

Yeah sorry for everyone the schedule today we Nick Fights and I have to leave around 1.10 for this hockey shoot we're doing. So I didn't want to just have half the show walk out halfway through the act. So let's fucking start a half hour early. Why not?

Why not? Why not us? Yep. Get the people more. Yeah. Kyle, you look fucking good. You look good. Yeah.

Great. I want a picture of you. I want a picture. Is that a new shirt? Shirt on? You want to take it off. I'm not kidding. So wait, Kyle, tell us everything. us everything oh man there's a lot i guess i'll just field questions okay i'll show how was it question one um it was per it was perfect yeah

yeah yeah um but how was it it's like tropical paradise wallpaper everywhere. Did anything frustrate you? Turn up? Oh, yes. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Driving a car. That frustrated you? On an island. They're the best drivers in America.

The nicest. They drive like Kate Talks. You can merge onto a Hawaiian highway on accident. Wouldn't that be a problem, though? They'll let you in. Everyone's going the speed limit. Everyone's nice. They'll let you move.

They'll let you change lanes. I would imagine a bunch of Kates, like, you're just stuck at a four-way stop for five hours. That's the problem, anybody. You're in a rush. It sucks. So when I was in a rush to get somewhere, it was horrendous. Why were you rushing? It's island time.

That's how I live, dude. Yeah, you can't see that grind mine. I got pulled over. What? Okay. Cop was so nice. What happened? I had a legal turn.

Listen, I didn't have no papers, expired ID. How'd you rent the car? No glasses. Car wasn't under my name. My BAC wasn't zero. It wasn't illegal, but it wasn't zero

by any means. Nicest cop ever. Yeah. It was a blast. No. How was playing in the ocean? It's always nice to get back out there. The best. Did you see the waves? I did see the waves. That didn't do it justice.

Were you nervous at all? Because those were like bigger. You know what the biggest danger of those big waves? Breaking your spine. Wave guys. They're the biggest assholes in sports. We told you. Did you tell me?

Yeah, we told you. Don't fucking steal another guy's. They're such dicks. Wait, really? Yeah. The locals do. If they can get a wave they'll go right to towards your head on their board oh yeah huh yeah if you try to if you try to take a locals barrel

you'll be fucking they call you a kook right yeah you kook that would have been no did you get any of that none of that did you feel did you feel like you were not. Clear disconnect between the Howleys and the natives. Yeah. That wave was sick. Yeah. Was there any issue with the double balcony? I feel like the balcony, because you had two, right? It was one off the bathroom. I did have two balconies, yes.

Oh, balcony off the bathroom is wild. Yeah. That's virtually. You could be enjoying the sun. Someone's got to come dump out. Did you stay in the same hotel the whole time or travel around? It's a small island, so we stayed in our resort and drove throughout the island. You get to unpack?

It was nice, yeah. Did you unpack in the actual dresser? Yeah. Wow. That's the biggest step I made in the past year. Yeah, that's huge. There's no better feeling. It's so much better.

You've got to get it done. I've never done that. You want to enjoy? You've got to do that. I'm out's huge. There's no better feeling. It's so much better. You got to get it done. I've never done that. You want to enjoy? I don't feel fast. Oh, you got to do that. I'm out of the suitcase the whole week. Hang up your clothes. No.

Just feel good. Huh. You don't? No. Yeah. Why? I'll do it with shirts. That's it.

I'm not doing like drawers. I'm out of the suitcase the whole week. I'm not putting like underwear in drawers, but I'll hang up like butt downs and shit like that. No, I put underwear away. Really? Yeah. That's a huge. Put underwear in drawers, but I'll hang up butt-downs and shit like that. No, I'll put underwear away. Really? Yeah. That's a huge...

Put everything in drawers. Yeah, if you're there for a week, for sure. Yeah. It's a weekend trip, maybe not. But once you open the bag, once you get the big stuff out of the bag, then it's just a drawer on the floor. No, but then you... You can see it all.

Good point. It's a floor drawer. No, but the bag then becomes just the dirty laundry. Yeah. That way you don't have to pack when you leave. You just zip it up. I do the bag. I put my laundry in that bag. Oh, the plastic bag then becomes just the dirty laundry. That way you don't have to pack when you leave. You just zip it up. I do the bag. I put my laundry in that bag.

Oh, the plastic bag? Yeah. Huh. This is an interesting discussion. I put my separate clean from dirty. My dirty laundry goes everywhere. Talk about laundry. Yeah.

I was in paradise. How was the temperature of the water? Not too cool It was a little bit colder than you'd think But still great What was your favorite food you ate? The food was the best I knew Hawaiian food was good

But it was so good The best I had was fresh poke From the Foodland supermarket Took it home and that was the best General fish Seafood was great What's poke? from like the food land supermarket oh really look at home and that was the best um general fish seafood was great yep what's poke um it's just like diced up raw fish so like tuna salmon and they put it in like a like a i just got a container of it oh you just got just the fish just the fish it's all you need down there damn it's like japanese chipotle i've

heard of poke a million times but i never know like exactly what it is so it's the poke is the fish itself meatloaf moco loco phenomenal um musubi little spam musubis you get them at the gas station so many words i don't know incredible meatloaf did you party at all no that that's the gripe i didn't want to part i didn't go down there to party, but they don't turn up. No. Music-wise, there's no upbeat music to get the people going. Shut down early. The environment is 10 out of 10.

You would think there would be more upbeat music, but no. Dang. Did you do any shaved ice? No. I'm so proud of that decision. Did you find any big napkins? Explain, because I've seen, but I don't know. Oh, you weren't here for that.

No. Steven found the biggest napkin he claims that you could ever find, so now we have it on the board if anyone can beat it. And what was your takeaways? Steven's a weirdo. We're talking about a fucking napkin. I don't know, man. That's a big napkin. Yeah, I'm kind of on on his side we did like a half hour on the nap yeah it was a half hour

you guys agree that it was a very large napkin it shouldn't make you feel awed it shouldn't have stopped you in your tracks it's probably not a world record napkin if we're being by no means yeah i tried my hardest and i could not for the life of me give a shit. I just couldn't. I already could not. I tried so hard, too. It's a big-ass napkin, though. But there's video of him at the Bucs game showing it off to Roan in the middle of the game.

Yeah, it was like he caught a t-shirt at halftime. Check this out while there's dunking going on in the background. Nice, dude. Yeah. That's about a reasonable response. Yeah, that makes sense. How many people do you think are going to show up to the Yak in 20 minutes and be like, what the fuck? Yeah, a lot, I think.

But that's okay. Rewind. Who do you mean? Oh, the audience. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think we've ever done it early to start. It's good to have you back.

I missed you a lot. Yeah, great to be back. Missed you a lot. Did you vibe with any locals? No, I kind of went in with a closed mind. Nice. Nice. That's the best way.

That's really good. I kind of wanted to remain culturally ignorant. If I wanted to learn about the culture, I can do that at home, on Wikipedia, on the internet. Right. I wanted to just relax. Right. Oh, yeah. I just rely on vibe with anyone did you relax as much as you wanted

to relax absolutely it was perfect did you have a lot of pineapple uh massage uh my ties with the pineapple in it okay and they soak the pineapples yeah that's what got me the worst how many my ties like a low number that's not impressive. Any hangovers? You can lie. No. Any brain freeze? I only drank during the day. Just lie. Perfect. You don't get hangovers on vacation, like if you go on a real vacation, I feel like don't exist

because you just sleep it off. I threw up on the Spanish steps on rum. You drank wine. You're a pussy. I'm a pussy. Yeah. Yeah, my tummy hurt. Those steps are very old. Oh, yeah. Puked right on them. Puked right on them.

Well, they've certainly been among the most puked on stairs in existence. If they're the oldest, you'd think so. But you also claim that hangovers don't exist or don't exist to the level of American. From the wine, but I did not do wine that night. Yeah. What'd you do? I was out, and there was this Irish couple, and they just kept on just feeding me whiskey.

You became friends with them? No, heavens no. Oh, yeah. Not anybody from somewhere else I won't be friends with. Oahu is just Asians. Japanese, Koreans. Really? Yeah, they...

That's kind of ironic. They really outnumber any Hawaiians or any white people. I mean, Pearl Harbor happened. I guess they won. Yeah. They got what they wanted. Did they get the island? You walk around Waikiki, it's all Asians.

I like the way you said Waikiki. He's got a couple words that are... The best physiques I've ever seen from a city in America. Mm-hmm. He's got a couple words that are... Yeah, he makes me look like the locals a little bit. Great. The best physiques I've ever seen from a city in America. How did you fit in? Specifically the calves. Good calves. The best calves, and they're all tatted up.

Running on sand. Surf boards, too big. They look goofy as fuck. Did you surf at all? No, I'm not going to. You didn't even try it? I've never done it. I feel like the process, it would take at least a week just to have a little bit of fun.

I don't know. I saw that cartwheel. I feel like you got good balance. No. You missed the film festival. I did. I'm thankful. Your movie was dog shit.

I didn't immerse myself in that world whatsoever because I figured that was going to be the case. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it was more that the other three were so unbelievably good considering the parameters of making a movie in one day. Miss Q wasn't that bad. Oh, I think it was tough. It wasn't that bad.

It was tough to hear. I would agree. The audio was bad. If the audio was bad, I thought that was the only thing we had going for it. But it wasn't that bad. The fact that you can say it's not that bad means it ain't that bad. No, if that's the worst one out of the four, I mean, we had a pretty good film. It wasn't that bad, but also you probably could have just submitted that video you made from Hawaii.

Yeah, that would have been, yeah. I feel like if it was switched, you couldn't hear ours, we would have come in dead last. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Because the visuals also miscue. Very confusing. it's a fun apt title then the story didn't really make much sense oh no that was a collective realization that evoked panic from all of us yeah i still don't really know yeah why did she need the money

her mom that was tough and then she also asked joey for the money why didn't she just ask joey for the money at the beginning instead of playing poker yeah yeah it did i think miss q did have my favorite shot though when joey was pouring the drink and it was like the like through the reflection and then it followed him into real yeah i thought that was very all right wait did miss q have so uh liam i was gonna say the liam blood oh that yeah that was the best i thought for a second by the way your guys's movie was going to be nothing but the Liam Blunt movie. Oh, that? That was the best thing of the whole day. They stopped it right then. Yeah, that was the whole... I thought for a second, by the way, your guys' movie

was going to be nothing but parodies of studio intros. Yeah. There's like four of them and I was like, is this going to be the entire movie?

If we had time out, ten would have been nice. I thought Donnie did great, but I thought this guy got robbed. Me? Brandon was great. Good actor.

Those three were really, really good. Okay, so i didn't watch what was was it like haha that was so bad everyone laughed about it was an awkward awkward yeah i i couldn't it was hard to hear i couldn't hear what was going on yeah i didn't think it was bad it was like i just can't it was like a non-starter like i couldn't even understand what was being said so i couldn't tell if it was good or bad i thought thought it looked good. We had the judges scorecard and it was like four is the most deserving and one is the least. And then as soon as Miss Q happened, I just did

for the worst, I was like four. That's the worst. One on everything else. Let's go back down this praise road from... In hindsight, we did fly out Jeff and Kirk. They didn't speak. Yeah. Those guys didn't speak. Yeah. That was a big one. That was crazy.

Those guys. They didn't speak? No, those guys like to criticize films. I thought they were going to talk about it. I did too. That was the first time we did it. We're going to do it next year. There's some things that are going to change.

One, the judges should probably speak. Also, there should be more judges, and the judges should watch the movies before, so there's no audio issues. And also, yeah, we should have spoke. I mean, Titus would have been mad at me with my response, because my response was, Charlie was the last movie I saw, so that was the best. So that was, unfortunately, how my judging worked. I think the draft in the beginning should have been. If I'd seen Last Gun last. We all knew that.

We all knew. But Jeff, I don't know who voted which way, but that was kind of, I mean, I thought the last two. The last two were in a league of their own. The last two were in a league of their own. Your guys was really good. But yeah, whichever movie I saw last, my goldfish brain was going to be like,

oh yeah, that was good. So that didn't help that you guys had. So maybe the judges have to watch it the night before but yeah judges should probably talk uh i text pavs and tom and said they shouldn't work here i fired them after the film fest yeah they were really really good they were all really good yeah well you're acting especially you're acting fights what were you what were you saying there you were great you were really really like that was the first one i was watching yeah and that was the first one i didn't know how any of these were gonna go sure and i we you did we've

done an out of order so i knew you were good but you were really yeah you were really good the also they the judges next time we won't they like predetermined who was up for everything yeah yeah that was like they predetermined worst line well they asked us to nominate them steven's line was in there steven was good. Steven was great. That was my favorite part of that. Oh, that was like, yeah. Jay was eerie. But so then we wrote in Mincy because Mincy just.

That was a draft like giving us weird things. I think that should be broader, but our biggest challenge was Mincy. Yeah, of course. Oh, my goodness. It was so challenged. No, you can tell that it was like, all right, how can we work around this? We just got to figure out a way to just make him. A main character with no lines.

Yeah. Well, we did that. But every time they would say action, he would just, his eyes would find that camera. He would stare down the camera. He would deliver that line no matter where we started. He would line, stare down the camera. We could start him with his back to the camera. He's going to go.

He's going to find that camera and he's going to look dead at it. He did that 15 times? Yeah. But that's the idea. That was a rehearsal. Okay. Exactly. That's the idea. Oh, that was a rehearsal. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, exactly.

So, Titus, if you had Mincy for yours, what would you have done? Probably that. Yeah, probably that. I don't know. If we would have kept our movie the exact same, what character would he have been? Kill him first? Yeah. But have it be nothing to do with the actual story?

We would have kept the movie the exact same, except we would have shown the corpse, and the corpse would have been Mincy. Yeah. We would have shown a woman. We would have talked about a dead woman. Or just have Mincy be one of the intro videos where it's like him getting hit by a bus. Yeah. All right, that's that.

Now we can do the movie. We had to rewrite him entering the room because he kept bumping into the- Entering the room. We had to- That was the- Mincy enters was the toughest hurdle because he kept on bumping into the wall. We had to change where he was walking in. It sounds like we're

lying but no we know you're not lying how many how many takes did you try before you're like all right he's not gonna get it i was apparent early but that made it that made it so much better yeah it really did that was that was a feature of the movie for me yeah it was just mincey playing himself but dan it took us an hour and a half and it wasn't very synchronized no that was good those 10 seconds of dancing yeah yeah you were awesome brandon good job i mean titus you did it titus was great you did a great job playing a character who can't please his wife you yeah i was really impressed with your ability to just lose yourself in that character yeah were you method acting? I pleased my wife.

Well, at the end, but for most of the movie, you're a guy who can't please a woman, and I thought that was great acting. I did. I thought, damn, where did... I thought Nick was going to step in at the end and take over. Daniel K. Lewis has nothing on you. 44 years of method acting. 45.

45. Yeah, you're 45. You want to do the ad I'm not allowed to do and then I'm going to go get our first we have two gauntlets today special guests I'm going to go get the first one and then the second one will be later but I'm going to go get the first thing that's doing the gauntlet

Mother's Day is coming up. The moms in our lives put up with a lot. Sure, some of us were angels, but others not so much. This is where I share stories about my mom. Tell me. Oh, she's the worst.

Toast to mom for all her hard work with Stephen's brand new 24... What? Stephen, the... Toast to mom for all her hard work with Stephen's brand new 24. What? Stephen, the advertiser and the ad don't match up? Be a pro. Hold on.

He's still doing the ad. Oh, wait. Oh, my God. Oh, the ad. Oh, wait. Oh, my God. Hi. Oh, my God. Oh, hello. Dog in sunglasses. Oh, my God.

Hi, bud. I didn't do the ad. Oh, you didn't do it? Well, I will do it later. Okay. This is Maxine. Hi, Maxine. Hey, Maxine.

Oh, my God. Maxine has 1.3 million Instagram followers. Wow. I kind of hate that. Yeah. No, Maxine's owner's right there, Kyle. It's too many. Yeah.

Too many, dude. Oh, you must be swimming. Are you swimming? He's got to be. He's my wife and newborn son. Oh. Newborn son. Okay. So, Brian.

Here, Brian, go stand right there real quick That mic should be on So Brian started a backpack company For dogs called Little Chunk So we're doing a Stella Blue collab And Maxine is here in the office today And I figured We've never had someone do the gauntlet

With a dog on their back So we're going to do that Brian's going to run the gauntlet And then Brian's going to send me a little chunk backpack and at some point I'll do a redemption with Stella, which will not go well. I hope you guys

understand this isn't going to go well either. Look at Maxine. I can't shoot a basketball normally, let alone with a 25 pound dog. That dog can skateboard, right? Hate skateboards. hurting dog so like if if maxine comes out she was just chasing after all the basketballs she wants to be where you are she'd probably whip you into shape mook yeah i would that dog could probably take me yeah

shout out maxine all right so let's do it brian's gonna do the gauntlet go check out go follow maxine and also check out Little Chunk if you're a dog owner and you want to hike with your dog. Every dude should be getting this. I mean, the glasses, the way she keeps the glasses on. Yeah, she's incredible. She likes it. She knows how good she likes it.

She's a star. Oh, look at her. She knows where the camera is. She knows where the camera is. Unbelievable. That thing's unbelievable. That's so cool. Kyle, could you get Piper in that?

Oh, how was coming home to Piper? It was nice, as advertised. And then you're coming in and doing trivia, which the trivia is a sporkle. So there's like 15 categories. You can answer any of them. I'll get you to get 10 right. So there will be like a category that says like NFC West teams.

Just rip them off. But you can jump around. Was Piper excited to see you when you came back or indifferent? In my head, yes, but probably not. Cuddly. How do you guys think this is going to go? I'm going to hand the bags. I don't know.

I think middle of the road. Oh, look at her there. We'll hold on one sec. Let's get everything set. Yeah, it feels like this would be tough, but also it seems like he is familiar with having a dog on his back. So he goes through life with a dog on his back, so I trust. Oh, yeah, that's part of the.

You won't hear him. Yeah, that's part of the deal is to listen to everyone chirping at you. Yeah, no, we're going to be. Brian, just so you know, whenever we say anything mean, it's directly you, not Maxine. Yeah, no, we're going to be – Brian, just so you know, whenever we say anything mean, it's directly you, not Maxine. Yeah, okay. What's the worst score in this room? I don't know.

Good question. Yeah, when does it get embarrassing? What's the time where it's like, all right. If you – Five minutes. Yes, five, six minutes. You won't get embarrassed. You'll get four minutes.

You'll get four. We got a guy, Jeff D. Lowe, who shot 75 th. You won't get four minutes. You'll get four. We got a guy, Jeff D. Lowe, who shot 75 threes and didn't hit one. His feet started swelling up. He couldn't wear shoes for the rest of the day. He couldn't wear shoes for the rest of the day. Really? Yeah. I don't know if I set it up before.

What a fucking cool dog. We're having that blind team come in, right? Yeah. Are we going to have their captain run it? Yeah, I mean, there is a blind score. I did it with blindfold. Me doing this with Stella is going to be a disaster. Yeah.

Has Stella ever been in a bag like that? No. No. How big is she? She's like 35 pounds. It's a little bigger than. Yeah. All right.

We ready to go, TJ? All right. All right. Let's do it. Wait. So it's this. Soccer. Soccer.

Wiffle ball. Wiffle ball. Football. Football. Basketball. Basketball. And Brandon will be with you the whole time. Yeah.

Okay. So he can help you. All right. Do not let him trip over the board. Three, two, one, go. Now, does Malasek take it easy, or do you think Malasek is a jerk about this? I think he's still going to be a jerk. I think he's going to be an asshole.

Yeah. That's not his dog. Oh. Ah. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, all right.

He was easy. So he said that Jared Leto rock climbed with Maxine. What? Really? Yeah. That's insane. Maxine is like a legit celebrity. Oh, shit.

Someone should free Solo. He's killing dogs. Oh, my God. Did he do that? He's insane. Maxine is like a legit celebrity. Oh, shit. Someone should free Solo. Oh, my God. Did he do that? He hit that. He did that. What if he beats my time? He's so good. He really...

It would still get an asterisk because dog. Oh, you're good. Yeah, yeah, all right. Look at her little paws. Oh, my God. The dog's jumping up. He's like, argh. Oh, yeah.

He said Maxine will just, like, fall asleep in that bag all the time. You got this, Brian. Uh-oh. You suck. Maxine's great. Oh, that was close. Yeah, maybe. Oh. Yeah, maybe. Oh!

Oh, no. Oh. Yeah, rock climbing. He goes on, like, crazy hikes. Oh, this is hard. You can get a little closer. Yeah, we'll make an exception for you. Just throw it harder. That's a good point.

He's missing by the same amount every time. Now, I'm going to say this. This is very Jeff DeVoe. Hey. Look at Maxine. Oh. He found it. Get it. Come on.

He still has great time. Oh, come on. He was shooting without Maxine, and he's just as bad with her. Just so everyone knows. This is not dog related. He's so dog-cared. Come on. Nothing to do with his dog.

Is Maxine the Dogecoin dog? No. It does look like it. It looks exactly. Like, breed-wise? One point. No, she's a? No. It does look like it. It looks exactly. Like breed wise? One point. No, she's a corgi. Look, she's so chill. I know. 1.3. She might fall asleep.

Million followers. Oh my god. Yeah, that one didn't have a prayer. Come on. Yeah, he's not making many adjustments. No. He's getting a lot of shots off. I would say try underhand. Oh, my God.

I'm having trouble watching. That was the most fascinating thing of Jeff's run was he missed the exact – of the 75 he missed, he missed them all the exact same. No adjust. That's it right there. Ben, bend your knees more. I'm getting flashbacks with this guy. Try to over.

Maxine, I think, is like whispering in his ear. Just throw one over the rim and see what happens. Hey! All right. Sit right there. Just ten of these that you've got to get right. Any of these topics, just rip them off. We can help you.

You're talking to the mic. Is it me or is it just no it's small it's small so swimming uh freestyle breaststroke there we go butterfly backstroke there we go you still have a great time oh six deli meats cheeses included in the original italian from jersey mike's that could could be easy. You could rip that off. Eight countries to border Austria. Twelve movies featuring Tom Cruise without a sequel

with box office of over 100 million. Three names of children of Adam and Eve. Huck Finn. The author's art of war, Sun Tzu. Treasure Island. Catcher in the Rye. Sun Tzu. Write that answer in.

Try the deli meat in Italian. Italian sub. I think you ripped off some, right? There we go. Roast beef, turkey breast, salami. You've never had an Italian. Salami. No salami.

There we go. Fuck me. What about three names of the children of Adam and Eve? The Gabagool. No? Nothing? I don't know any of this shit. 12 movies featuring Tom Cruise without a sequel in box office.

Vanilla Sky featuring Tom Cruise without a sequel. Magnolia. One more. One more. Oh, there we go. One more. There we go. Get it. Eyes wide shut. Eyes wide shut.

Magnolia had Box Office over $100 million. Is that why that's not going to happen? Where did The Office take place? It has to have over $100 million. Oh, where did The Office take place? Oh, wait. Without a sequel with Box Office over $100 million. Risky Business.

Daisy Thunder. No. I think you... Do you know where the office took place? Yeah, that was in Scranton, Pennsylvania. There we go. Bang. 5-0-5. 5-0-5.

5-0-5 with dog. With dog. Not bad with dog. Ryan, that was a good time. It's very stressful. All I hear is her whining. Yeah. I hate it.

I just want her to be like, you know, good. Yeah. So it's brutal. She seems fine. Do you want to let her out and let her run around? Yeah. Watch her chase a basketball. Hi, Maxine.

Oh, it's so easy. Yeah, that is easy. That's so cool. Go ahead. All right. Oh, my God. I love you. Easy, Jake.

Oh, no. Malice. Jake, keep it in your pants. Roll a soccer ball, Malice. Oh, yeah. She'll go for that ball Go get the ball Go get the ball

Love soccer I can't tell That's tough You did a great job It was right there it was just well it really was yeah yeah i mean it was a shot yeah in the grand scheme of things yeah yeah but uh we appreciate you stopping by man yeah everyone go check out little chunk follow maxine celebrity great dog thank you yeah and it's really cool what you've built

website to order one of these? littlechonk.com do you have it for cats? we've put cats in it, there's cats that love it bunny rabbits have been in it I'll buy one today the small one's good for cats? what's the biggest dog you can fit in a little chunk?

well we're actually making one a hiking backpack for dogs for like dogs up to 100 pounds yeah surprisingly you'll be able to take blake i'm sure that'll be easy big cat could take pft yeah that's right yeah brian is very much in dog world he was telling me about the uh backpack they're building and he was like do you know brody and i was like i thought he was talking about like the frisbee golf guy and he's like yeah brody's uh he's a golden retriever in florida it happens hey there she is thank you so maxine has summoned at peaks she uh we never went rock climbing but she went rock climbing with jared leto oh yeah yeah and you've gone hiking with her i've gone hiking i go hiking with her a lot she's been on back she's been on

bikes vespas uh we've gone jet skiing how did the whole deal how did that work out the leto thing was i mean he was in town i think promoting his album and and somebody messaged me said hey do you want to like meet your letter i said yeah sure went down to his hotel uh thompson hotel said oh jay come upstairs jared leto's hanging out and went down to his hotel uh thompson hotel said oh j come upstairs jared leto's hanging out and he goes hey man how you doing what do you want to do i said i don't know jared leto what do you want to do and he's like it's like right there and uh and he said you know what i want to go rock let's go rock climbing that was his idea i was like okay let's go let's go do that yeah what do you think i'm gonna say like so we went to chelsea piers we got in a car went to

chelsea piers he put the dog on his back and went up and down several times and it was just I'm going to say like, so we went to Chelsea Piers. We got in a car, went to Chelsea Piers, put the dog on his back and went up and down several times. And it was just as absolutely bizarre as it sounds. Nicest time in the world. One of the weirdest nights of my life. Yeah. But it was cool. That's incredible. Yeah.

Did really well. I mean, it can't be easy to rock climb with. No. No. Although yak gauntlets pretty tough too. Oh yeah. Maxine. All right. Well, thanks so much, man appreciate it yeah that was awesome and then i'm gonna get a backpack and we're gonna try to see if uh we'll

have we'll have a we'll keep a backpack here so if anyone ever wants to put their dog and try the gun oh hell yeah we'll send you a few yeah we'll have an entire division oh all right everyone go check that out uh brandon want to do the ad read thanks so much brian everyone check it out we'll put the link in the uh bio maxine what a good dog follower wise is she's got to be top five that's been on this show yeah easily yeah top easily cam newton her her instagram is mad max underscore fluffy road in case you didn't know. And she has 1.3 million followers. Oh, my God. Mother's Day is coming up.

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it's gotta a hot dog. Oh, nice. Nice. Scurry away. That dog rocks. I was surprised by the dog's shape. Same. Same here. When it came out of the backpack. What did you think it was going to be? I don't know.

I didn't know. It was low. It was low rock. You thought the legs were folded up. Oh, that's funny. The reveal was shocking. It was shocking. Yes.

I agree. Thick shocking. Yes, I agree. Thick dog. Oh, that's not what I said. Clown car. Two dogs come out. It's like when the beets slide out of the can. It's the same exact shape. Oh, we forgot your backpack.

Oh, the little chunk. Alright. Bye, Maxie. Hi. Oh my god, she's so chunk. All right. Bye, Maxine. Hi. Oh, my God. She's so soft. Thank you. Those are great dogs.

Great dogs. Perfect paws, too, I got to say. I know. The paws just hanging there. See ya. Also, perfect butt. I'm not wearing a touch dog. Perfect dog butt.

Yeah, the back of the backpack is actually uh peach for maxine's butt oh because it's cordial oh yeah but look like peaches yeah yeah malicek probably loves that malicek's been hanging around yeah usually goes right back upstairs malicek said he was very distracted it's like one of those vict Victoria's Secret models came in for Francis. He's going to be in the DMs tonight. Drunk DM a dog. Still thinking about you. Oh, Frank?

Oh, shit. Flummox. Oh, is there other? Look, just him, Frank. Did I miss any characters who came through? White Sox Dave's hair. Oh, my God. Did you see it?

I've seen it before. No, you haven't seen it, though. This reveal was something. I was crying at home when I saw that clip. The one-second delay before we... That was crazy. So, David Tepper, the Carolina Panthers owner, did you see that clip? He went into a restaurant.

Someone had a sign outside a restaurant being like, let the coach and GM decide the draft. He's the owner of the Panthers. He went in being like, who put up that sign? And he took a man's hat off. So on Friday we basically did a crash course on whether that's an aggressive move. Brandon had to just take everyone's – like he went – We got like guys in the back. I'm so sorry. That is the most disrespectful.

Oh, that's going so viral. Oh, you should do a walk. Can you do a walk? I don't know how long I can keep that. You got it. All right. Frank, you were looking tiny, dude. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, no. Frank you were looking tiny dude Oh no That's a dangerous do it

Do you think Dan there's a chance when you're doing it That Stella gives you a little nip Oh yeah no she's going to be miserable She's not I'm going to have to test that many times Oh man I think it's the balls. It's the balls.

It's them kicking the ball. Yeah. All right. Our other gauntlet is here. He's over there. I see him. Is it the handsome man over there? It's the very handsome man over there.

Thought it might be. I can get him. I'll get him. Very handsome man. There he is. There he is. Che, any ideas on the suit jacket? Any thoughts?

Yeah. I'll have to get a closer look. I'll give my honest opinion. Yeah, let's get that tweet queued up. Yeah. What was your suit jacket tweet about him? It sucked. Yeah, he just had a real –

You went back to the well? No, I was saying your tweet your tweets suck che not the jacket i think i just said it was like his suit was horrendous and then uh the new york post picked it up but then i got i felt i felt bad because in the story uh also greg olsen said like his wife like picked it out and so when i saw him at the Dozen, I apologized for that. And he was like, you were that fucking guy? That's nice. Relaxed fit.

I like this. What's going on? The house. How are you? Nice to see you. So we had a couple things before you do the gauntlet. I don't know about that. We have a couple things before we do the gauntlet.

Fights said that he hasn't seen you since the kickball game. I don't think so, right? We read the dozen thing, but I don't think we spoke. We talked there. So I don't think I've seen you since that. Which is like 11 years ago when fights almost got fired. Oh, tell me. I don't know that story.

You do. Remember he showed up fired? Oh, that's right. You overslept. I think you saved my job. I think you told Dave, like, chill out, dude. Yeah, sounds about right. That was the year Dave had to wear Blackhawks.

The Blackhawks won. They beat the Bruins. Yeah, yeah. He played the entire time in full pads, didn't he? Yeah. Or full uniform or something. Yeah, and our team, the night before, we went out and we did, I think we went like 12-bar bar crawl.

Yeah, you guys didn't play great. No. Did some serious. And Dave was so mad at us that we drank the night before and then fights showed up four hours late. Bro, four hours. I remember that. I think it was like seven.

I remember that video. I remember that video of think it was like seven. I remember that video. I remember that video of them waking you up. Dude. And isn't that like the famous Portnoy picture where he's on the street corner talking to that girl? His neck is crooked. He's come a long way. In Wicker Park, yeah.

He's come a long way. That was also like when we would, because we came out, we flew the whole company out, which at the time was like nine of us. But it was also a big deal because we didn't have money. And then, so it was like, this is a big event. And then fights slept in. Well, I also, I got in trouble because I came out early.

Like me and Keith, I think, came out early. And Dave was like, why did you do that? And we just blogged from your apartment that night. Yeah. And then for punishment, I had to come sign the team up at like 7 a.m. with the sign ups. And? And I showed up at 2 p.m.

Where did you guys go? Oh, you were everywhere. We were out with the Stanley Cup. Yeah. Dude, it was, I remember. Yeah, I get it. I remember blacking out. I was in a, I don't think that's how it works.

Dude, I was in an alley at like 4 a.m. with Patrick Sharp eating Lucky Charms. And I took one bite and I was like, oh, I'm gone. It's true. That's so good. Yeah, we went to a couple bars and then it was like maybe like 9 o'clock. I was like, let's just keep going. And it just never stopped. But you got up.

Yeah, I got up. And Dave was very mad at us. So, so mad. I almost just didn't show up. I almost got on a flight and went home and just never spoke to anybody again. That was a jealousy Dave move that he didn't go out with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, these guys went out and had fun and I didn't get invited.

Although he did. He was there for a minute. He came out for a little bit. But did that picture of him and Kane? Yeah, he was in the pads yeah miserable yeah yeah and then we also have uh you know that so i know that we talked after the sport coat uh fiasco but steven shea was the one yeah i know i talked to him about it at the at the trivia thing okay in vegas yeah we're still not good i I mean. Go back.

That is a horror. You guys realized that it was not a suit, right? Yeah, no, we do. That doesn't change it. It's fucking fire. No, it's not. I'm going to wear it again this year. Albeit on a

crew with less people watching. You know what? If I get a Bears game, you got to wear it. I'm wearing it. Yeah, you got to wear it. I'm wearing it. Did I tell you that Joe Buck got nervous after we did like 10 minutes on your coat on PMT? No.

The next week he's like, is this okay? And sent me his coat before. I'll never do that. I know you won't. If I get a Bears game this year, there's a good chance that I wear that coat. Just so the boys at home know i'm thinking about you is that fair yeah you know it's funny you guys started it and then all your little crony followers the ones that jumped on the real world actually thought i looked great no one thought

the real world was being nice yeah the real world doesn't know you and can't bust your balls. Hey, I'm going to wear it again just to prove a point. So I proactively apologize to you at the dozen because I read the New York Post article and it said like, uh, you said that your wife had picked it out as a married guy. I can just imagine the,

that topic coming up at home and there being some tension. So I proactively apologize. She doesn't even know I'm here right now. If she knew that I was here talking to you guys, she'd be pissed. Steven, what do you think the word proactively means? It was months later. Hey, let me get out ahead of this. I'm going to get out ahead of this.

The whole world ripped you for a week. Three months later, I'm going to try jumping from this. I should have wore it today. I should have. Where did you get it? It's a nice custom. I agree, but where? Just the guy who makes my suits for me back home.

Did he ever talk with you after? No. He didn't say anything? Shit. He just wants me to buy more suits. Does he? No. He didn't say anything? Shit. He just wants me to buy more suits. Does he know that the internet didn't like him? I'm not sure if Wally's... His name's Wally.

Waleed. That makes sense. I don't even know if he's on the internet. That's probably for the better. Yeah. Didn't stop us. We kept moving. Maybe it was the tie more so.

It was the combination. Maybe you wear a different tie. It pops a little better. Show me what the tie is. The tie was patterned. Polka dot. I don't it was the tie more so. It was the combination. Maybe you wear a different tie. It pops a little better. Show me what the tie was. I don't remember. I don't remember what the tie was. Let me step in here and try to help. I think it's the jacket that sucks. No, the tie's okay.

You know what I get a lot of flack for? I don't ever button my top button. Well, that's not true. I button my top button. Ah. And, well, that's not true. So I button my top button only to do the open, like the beginning on camera. You loosen up.

And then the second we spin around, Star Spangled Banner, headsets on, mic stick, stick mics away, and we start the game, that button is done. So I get a lot of pushback from people that I don't button my top button when i wear a tie but i'll be honest i don't really care like my my suit outfit that is like 500th on my list before i call a game yeah it just doesn't i don't care it also wasn't the worst jacket roast of the season

by steven shea he had yeah he had the jj wats't see it. Also, look around the room at the guys calling you for your fat show. Yeah. You look like shit, dude. It's not exactly fashion. I'm ready to throw in a Frank Thomas fucking fire shirt. I think specifically when I fired off the tweet, it was like day three of wearing the same sweatpants. I was sitting there being like, this fucking guy. But that's the thing, too, is, Greg, this is one of the worst tweets of all time. J. J. Watt looks like a teacher that wore a spa. I don't know, can you, when you ask if you can go to the bathroom.

Eight million views and 1,000 likes is insane. People hated that tweet. I think also, Greg, you suffer from the fact that you're objectively a very good-looking guy. So if someone can find one thing, they're like, ah, that stinks. You guys know this firsthand. Well, sinks well and you guys know this firsthand well thank you you guys know this firsthand when you put yourself on television every week and or just out there every week you learn things about yourself you didn't even know like yeah do i really is that is that how i talk is that really what my lips look like is mine like it's unbelievable the the twitter world is harsh yeah i wish there was a way to like check my brain to see how i saw myself 15 years ago yeah now how i see myself like

the reflection in the mirror it's a lot worse now yeah it's it's a it's a tough world man i mean it is brutal every single week i get tagged she looks like fights. It's like looking in a mirror. Every damn day. That Spider-Man meme. The worst is when I do home videos, I have to do so many takes because there's something in the background. I did a fart video at Booger on Saturday. I farted like 16 times in my garage. Because every time I'm like, oh fuck, this is in the background you can fart on command no I had to take a shit

fair yeah fair enough are you ready to do the gauntlet yeah so I was telling you on the phone earlier Cam Newton has a very bad time yeah this is the first time I'm hearing about it yeah we've had a bunch of give me a rundown tell me

tell me what the stations are I'm taking my jacket off for it so when we give me a rundown tell me tell me what the stations are i'm taking my jacket off for it so when we give you the rundown guess which one cam newton didn't complete well i already know okay big cat gave it football so we have the cornhole bag first all you gotta do is make one uh then you go over there to the soccer net you just gotta kick one past our goalie and like i'll run from station to station. This is obviously timed. You can run if you'd like. The whole thing is timed, obviously. Sure, sure. You go from cornhole to soccer. Then you go to where Stephen's standing over there with a wiffle ball,

and you hit it this way. Hit it towards us. All you got to do is hit it. Self-toss? Yeah, self-toss. Above the studio is a home run. So just give myself a soft toss? And then hit it over this studio.

It's like hitting fungo. That's right. That's right. Can't hit the ceiling on that. And then you pick up that football, and you knock one of those bottles down. After that, you go to that basketball rack, you hit a three. Then you roll over to the other side, hit a three, and then you come back. One of you guys is going to hit it.

I got you. I'm with you. You're like in those dog competitions. You're like my lead. I got you. It's me trying to go out of order. So the only things that you should keep in mind is for the soccer ball, you have to shoot all three of those. If you hit it on the first one that you should keep in mind is for the soccer ball uh you have to

shoot all three of those like you if you hit it on the first one you're good but those are goalie yeah there's a goalie the first three the guy right there with the gloves yep yeah got it so the first three have to be the ones that are set up and then once you shoot those three if you don't hit a goal you can shoot from anywhere so you can get right up there we'll feed you but once i make one i move on i don't have to make it's one bag one soccer one. We'll feed you bottles. But once I make one, I move on. I don't have to make all three. It's one bag, one soccer, one home run. I'll tell you right now, my early anxiety is the cornhole. The bags. That's what killed me.

That's going to be the one that scares me a little bit. If I get off started there, I think the rest will be okay. Okay. And then the football, you have to get your own rebound. So if you miss the – So I got to what? Hit those bottles on that table? You just got to hit one bottle.

One bottle. And it has to hit directly. Direct impact. It can Hit those bottles on that table? You just got to hit one bottle. One bottle. And it has to hit directly. Direct impact. It can't go off of something or hit the table first. Yeah. And then Sporkle is 10 answers total. Yeah. So Sporkle's the last part.

Trivia. Trivia that comes up. Okay. It's like, there's like 15 different categories. I'll do that back in here. Yeah, you can pick any of the categories. You don't have, you can jump around. So like, pull up the one that we just had up.

Because we do, people get mad at us. We do a bad job. Jay's still back there. Oh, no, he left. So, this was the one we just had. So, you literally can answer any of these, and you can hop around. If you say, like, oh, salami, and then you can say. But yours will be all different categories.

They'll be all different categories. But you get, yeah, ten total answers. Right. So, you can hop around. So, I can put ten in the same category. Correct. Yeah. Or you can do one and one, and get, yeah, 10 total answers. Right. So you can hop around. So I can put 10 in the same category. Correct. Or you can do one and one, and then, yeah, whichever one. Authors of the following novel.

You'll have different questions, though. Eight authors of the following novels. Belly Meats. By the way, do you know the third name of Adam and Eve? So it's Cain, Abel, and do you know the third name, Greg? Which one? Three Names of the Children of Adam and Eve. No it's Cain, Abel. And do you know the third name, Greg? Which one? Three names of the children of Adam and Eve. No.

KB? That's Seth, who bore a hundred kids himself. Seth. Seth. Is it really Seth? I would have had trouble getting ten of those. I know it just because KB talks about Seth all the time. All right.

All right. Let's do it. All right. And the audience loves when the big names hustle extra hard. Yeah. I would have guessed Seth was a name that was invented in the 70s. Fifth name. That's why I was like, insane.

It's always been Cain and Abel. Abel and Seth? Seth, yeah. Who did he have 100 children with? Women. Who? I don't even know. I'm starting to doubt that happened.

It is weird that Cain and Abel fell out of favor almost immediately. Like, nobody used those names. Adam and Seth are around forever. Yeah. I know some Cains, some dirty Cains. You know some Cains? You know some dirty Cains. Some Ohio boys, yeah.

K-A-N-E. Yeah. That's how it was spelled. That's how Cains is spelled. Abel is the weekend. Well, that might be it. He can't hold the bags first. Oh, you got to drop the bags. Yeah, you have to drop the weekend. He can't hold the bags first. Oh, you got to drop the bags. Yeah, you have to drop the bags.

We did let the dog guy hold the bags, but he had a dog. Yeah, he had a dog. Give me like an idea of how long this takes most people. Three minutes. Two, two and a half. Yeah. And that's including the trivia? Yep.

Two and a half would be a good time. Greg, when you sit down for the trivia, we'll tell you a couple of things because your eyes see everything. We'll be like, hey, try to answer this. All right, here we go. Is someone getting me my rebounds or I got to get them myself? Watching that head twist was like, okay, I'm going to be an athlete. He's really nervous about the corner. If I don't, I got to go get them?

Don't even think about it. Yeah, don't even think about it. All right, let's go. All right, ready, TJ? Yes. Three, two, one, go. All right him? Don't even think about it. Yeah, don't even think about it. All right. Let's go, BK. All right, ready, TJ? Yes. Three, two, one, go. All right, come on. Come on, Greg.

Oh, it's over. Oh, no. I see why he was nervous. I see why he was nervous. Oh, no. I see why he was nervous now. Oh, yeah, you do suck at this. I think it's a wrap, boys.

Oh, come on. Oh. He's plugging the hole. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. Get him the bags. Get him the hole. Oh no. Oh no. Get him the bags! Get him the bags! Get him the bags! Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.

Yay! Okay. Oh! Your mouse just... Oh. Oh All right, Jake Oh! Oh, gotta get that one. Oh no, you need that one. Oh, you're crying your face. It's a lot more fun laughing at Olsen than this one. Yeah.

Yay! That was sick. It's okay. Tell Che to move the cornhole. There it is! Okay. I'll try to move the cornhole. There it is. There you go. Che, move the cornhole.

Oh, I was even close. Oh, Brandon got a rebound for him. Nope. Oh, he's counting it. Okay, Brandon's counting it. Brandon didn't seem very confident. All right, these are going in. He's got a nice shot. Yeah, great looking shot.

Great follow through. He's got good time considering. Imagine if Greg had a toupee and it just fell off. Would that be the most viral moment in Yak history? It was just like, dude. Ah, wet. just fell off right now. Would that be the most viral moment in the act history? It was just like, dude. Ah, wet. Still a good time. Ooh.

I guess it's just a rule that Carolina Panthers don't have to do the football. Yeah. All right, sit down. Oracle time. All right, let's go. Oh, man. Six players to win MVP, NFL players three times or more.

The five senses. Oh, come on. Six NFL players to win. Tom Brady. Yep. Aaron Rodgers. Principals of the U.S. Constitution You got five senses Oh, nine

Smell, touch, feel, see, hear I'm breathing really hard You're okay Nine states which have a double letter in its name Mississippi There it is Missouri Yeah

How many more? Two Two more That's it Ten events in a men's decathlon Mississippi. There it is. Missouri. Yeah. How many more? Two. Two more. Two more. That's it. Ten events in a men's decathlon. Javelin, shot put, 100 meter dash, mile. I got all those. There you go. 307.

Great time. The bags. The bags got me. You said it correctly. I'm not a bad guy. And the fucking goalie. Yeah. Can we talk about that guy for a minute? He's a real dick. He gets that reaction every time.

That's not what I was expecting. He was like on the ground. He's asexual too. He's a real motherfucker. Fuck, dude. You too. Not a fan of yours. I'm breathing way too hard. is that uh was that time respectable yeah

you are 307 you beat julian edelman yeah you beat jules i lost the big cat yeah i have the record i kind of want to do it again oh you did it a minute 25 yeah i had a perfect run you beat Jules. If I did it again, I feel like I could do better. Well, next time you're here. Can't go back to back in one day. No. If you want to do it again, you can do it again.

I'll bet you, yeah, $100. You want to do it again? You want to do it again? That you won't do better. I'll take that bet. Okay, all right. I'll say, going again. Wait, I want it on this action. I'm in, all right. I'll suck. Going again. Wait, I want it on this action.

I'm in. $100. You're not going to do better. No, I kind of gave you one on the football. You also had an easy sporkle. That was. That five senses, yeah. Mal, suck.

Come here. Kyle, are you good for it? No. I got $100. Mal, suck. Come here. Come here. Quick, are you good for it? No. I got $100. Malsek, come here. 307. Come here. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

That's in what percentile? You're in the top 25%. You don't think it's top 10? It might be. Cam was like six minutes. What's that? Nine minutes 30. KB and I are betting, Greg, that he can't beat his time, 100 bucks.

If he doesn't beat his time, I'll give you the 100 bucks. So you're playing for 100 bucks. All right, so go out there and get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. We've got to start better.

I'm pretty confident about this bet. I don't think he's going to beat us. Well, you're confident because you don't have any. I'm going to be paying the money. You're in a win-win situation. If he's in his head about the corn, it's going to be going to be tough. What was the exact time to be 307? 307.

Yeah. 307. So 200 bucks on the line. Are you ready, TJ? Yes. Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. Money, money.

Oh, no. All right, Jake. All right, Malasek. Come on, Malasek. Win us money. Oh, no. Malasek, no. All right, Jake. All right, Malasek. Come on, Malasek. Win us money. Oh, no. Malasek, no. No.

No. No. Fuck. Football, football. No. Football. All right, no helping on the Sporkle. Yeah.

No. Go get it. Go get it. Go on the Sporkle. Yeah. No. Go get it. Go get it. Go get the football. Oh. Go get the football. See, he didn't realize that Brandon gave him that. Okay.

All right, there it is. Uh-oh. Shit. All right. $200. Wait. Yes, all right 200 bucks wait, oh Damn, that shit. He's only bringing one ball. Oh, he's only brought one suit to Dallas What are the categories? Flavor Flav. I can't get my headset on.

That's all right. You don't need it. James Buchanan. No. You got Buchanan? Maria the Pintin to Santa Maria. Defender, goalie, attack. Straight. Defender, goalie, attack Straight, full house Two of a kind

Two pairs I'm done, right? How many is that? Two pair I'm done Do a pair I did it I'm done. Do a pair. I did a pair.

I did it. I'm done. Done. I was done 10 fucking seconds ago. You've got to type faster. I was done at 146. That's part of the game. That's part of the game.

You've got to get a new typer back there. That was fucking bullshit. We've tried. 200 bucks. I think I almost set the record. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Close. No, no, go ahead. No, no. I'm as honest as I am tan. I think I almost set the record. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Close.

No, no, go ahead. I'm as honest as I am tan. I'll get with your PayPal. Anybody have any more questions? That was impressive. That was incredible. Incredible. I'm in full fucking sweat.

How about an excuse me? You've got to replay that. Thank you. That's third all time. Third all time. Third all time. Give that to him. We're splitting.

Here. Nope. Oh. Hey, for being a good partner. Thank you. What happened on the first time I knocked the things down, all seriousness? On the football? That kind of looked good to me.

On the football? Yeah. Why'd I have to go back? You hit the back of the wall first. Yeah. Got it. All right. I'll be honest. I thought you were fucking with me. I hit the back of the wall first. Yeah. Got it. All right. I'll be honest. I thought you were fucking with me.

I let you have it the first time. I didn't realize that I did that. Go to the leaderboards. Third. So I'm in second. You're in third. You're in third. First of all, my last name is fucking Ian.

So now I get my 10 seconds back Because we can't type fast enough back there Chase to worry about my fucking sport coat So yeah if you want to say you're in second You're still 20 seconds slow Oh shit Wait until I come next time Okay great Great we'll go head to head

Done Done Yeah Great Great It's awesome It's a date Done

Then we're going to go get a We're going to go to Giordano's We're going to laugh date. Then we're going to go get a Giordano's. We're going to laugh about how awesome we are at this. Oh, my God. All right. Well, thank you, Greg. I feel like my trip to Chicago is complete. I might head back to the airport.

Yeah. I'm in a full sweat. Yeah, and you've got meetings right now. Yeah, I've got to go sit in meetings for five hours. All right. This was fun, guys. What are you here for? What are you?

What's your primary? Just grinding. Just grinding Just grinding Yeah Grinding Yeah Leave it at that Never stops

Yeah Wondering why I was never Offered equity in Barstool When I literally was part of The company before Big Cat But we'll talk about that Well Jay Cutler should have Gotten it then

Oh no you got Jay into it I got Jay You were the original I knew You were the original Yeah I just wanted to say You were He was

It was the original stool It was like you and Ryan Whitney What can I say One and two Alright Alright were. He was. It was the original stool. It was like you and Ryan Whitney. What can I say? One and two. Alright. Thanks, guys. That was fun. Always great seeing you. Good coat today. Thanks. Very good coat. Yeah, very good coat. You're a good partner. Thank you.

See you guys. That was fun. Appreciate you all. Good stuff. Oh, man. Good to see you, bro. Good seeing you. Oh, wow, wow. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah.

When I said that 10th one, nice to see you. I'll see you in Nashville. You're going to be in Nashville? Yeah. We're going to try. The Boston boys fucked us. I'll tell you later. They just changed all the schedules

they fucked us yeah they're idiots Greg's the man that was a nice guy very masculine I gotta say you're all very handsome guys and you're all athletic in your own ways what's she saying

when there's a real handsome athlete when there's a real man in the room it's apparent. It is so apparent. Like my jaw almost dropped when he came in. Oh, wow. Very,

very different. When there's a man who was made in God's image in the room. TJ, hug, hug, hug, hug. Oh no,

God. Kate. Oh, I hope not. That's so bad. Ugh. Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, hug. You didn't even meet Luke. Yeah, you forgot something.

You've got something. Meeting me. Oh, no. Good execution. They're meeting for the first time. Greg's the best. He is the original stoolie really was yeah he was uh i think reading barcelona in like 2010 yeah and he was he was like you know agent agent zero no patient patient zero of athletes he he will him and whitney like we're like i would go like gaga over right like oh my god those guys

are like reading something i wrote that's crazy that's why i asked him what he's in town for because if you would have told me it was just for that i would yeah believe it yeah no he's got he just like flew in just to do the gauntlet no he's like an integral part of like barstool's growth because he also like he i mean jay cutler became a stoolie because of him. And, like, all the guys that he got into it. Whitney used to say that you could put, like, a heat map around teams he got traded to. Yeah. And, like, Barstool's growth in that area.

Yeah. Who was, like, the first non-athlete celebrity to hop on board and start interacting with you guys? Hmm. Maybe SVP? Yeah, probably SVP. Probably SVP. He, SVP was very early as well.

I don't know. And remember Dave, like, back in the day, Dave, like, he, like, deaded SVP for a while because SVP did, like, an interview with, like, someone else. And he was like, you're the with us or against us. It went on, like, Jimmy Tran's podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck this. I thought you were a stool. He used to kill people quick.

Like, what the fuck? Greg's the best. Is he a Chicago guy? Well, no, he got drafted by the Bears. Oh, I thought, where is he from? He's from New Jersey. He sounded Chicago. He's from New Jersey?

Yeah. You reminded me of Carl a little bit. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. He's from New Jersey, obviously played You reminded me of Carl a little bit. Yeah. He's from New Jersey. Obviously played at Miami. Drafted by the Bears. Mike Martz fucking moron traded him because he's like, we can't use a tight end. Oh, I've heard his work. Yeah. Yeah.

Incredible. Yeah. All time stupid. Being like, oh, we don't know how to use him. Yeah, he's the best. Third leg Greg. So wait, the Carolina owner takes off a random guy's hat as like a gesture of disrespect yeah it was is disrespectful it was we did that to a bunch of people here and then you haven't seen the white socks dave clip no so i don't think he's gonna

react that much no dave will be mad yeah because he doesn't have hair oh no and he's going to react that much at all. No, Dave will be mad. Yeah, because he doesn't have hair. Oh, no. And he's got that power stance right now. He's explaining his... He says, yoink. Doink. Uh-huh. So he's confused.

Oh, my God, yeah. He's confused. Even White Sox Dave is confused. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's like when Harvey Kent rolled over in the hospital bed. Yeah. Tough.

It was real tough. But he didn't want to take his hands out of his pockets because his nails were painted. Yeah. So there was nothing he could do. All-time pickle. Yeah. He's got some hell of a hair. I said he looks...

He kind of looks like if you... I said it on Friday. He looks like if you gave Hitler a noogie. Yeah. That's crazy. Do you think anyone ever gave Hitler a noogie? No. If I could go back in time and do one.

Maybe an art school? Have you ever goofed around with the boys? Ball taps and titty twisters? All right. This has been fun so far. We still got some yak. We still got some yak. We got a dog.

We had Greg Olson. Yeah. Good Monday. Good Monday. We got a dog. We had Greg Olson. Yeah. Good Monday. You got some fishing in? I did, Kyle. I really did. People are saying it's the same thing. The last one was way bigger than the other two. I sat on my dock, my pier.

I sat on my pier and I caught like eight on Saturday and then yesterday the weather was bad but I went out anyway and I only caught one. Those were two similar fish. Same fish. Similar fish. Similar. There's markings that are different.

And then that one was yesterday. That one was way bigger. Look out. Either they're the same fish, or Brandon is just catching one fish and then changing his outfit. Yeah, why don't you? You have all those shirts on in the first one. It's a hoodie. And you have the dress shirt on under the hoodie.

That's a good move. That's a good move. No, the dress shirt on under the hoodie. That's a good move. That's a good move. No, no, no. Go back to the hoodie. That's a way bigger fish. Look how far away my hand is. That's.5. They are the same size.

Okay, but look at that guy's anal fin. His anal fin has a hole in it, and the next guy's doesn't. His is fine. What's the thing that's cut off from the camera? It's cut off from the camera. It's not the angle. There's different anal fins. You should hold one in your left hand. That one has a hole in camera. It's cut off from the camera. Is it anal? It's not the angle. There's different anal fins. You should hold one in your left hand.

That one has a hole in it. He's been fighting. Brandon just has a pile of clothes on his boat. Ah, we got a fish. Can't really have that big of a pile on the boat, but. Costume change. I can't believe that's your wife's POV, dude. I'm always holding a fish, too.

You're in the middle of fucking. That's mid-fuck. I'm always holding a fish, too. You're in the middle of fucking. That's mid-fuck. This one's way bigger than last time. When she stops sucking and you're holding a fish. Yeah, but it was good. I had a good time. Nothing is better than a consistent bite. It really isn't.

It's the best. That's the best way to live. How long did you go out there for? If you get a bite every 20 minutes't it's the best thing that's the best way to live how long did you go out there if you get a bite every 20 minutes that's the perfect day i had one bite i stayed out for three hours yesterday oh but it was still good because uh the weather wasn't as nice as i thought it was supposed to be yesterday i thought it was gonna be like 72 so i went out but it was like 58 and rainy and i just i pulled my hood up and i just sat it rained on me in the water and i was i was happy. You have tunes going?

I had tunes going. I cut me out a hole in my boat in the front. I didn't cut out, but there's a hole in the boat, and I put the speaker right under there, and I put my phone under there, and I had a good time. I was listening to Third Eye Blind Radio. Oh, hell yeah. That's coming up, by the way.

June 28th? Yeah. I was thinking about that. That would be awesome. We've got to get us a boat. Yeah. We've got to show up in style. Chicago Bears.

Is that tier worthy? Like, happy tier? What do you mean? The draft and how everything's going? Tiers, probably not, but I'm very happy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very excited.

I didn't pay attention. How did the rest of the draft go for them? We got a punter. Oh, from Iowa, right? Yeah. Yeah. And also, just getting a punter, that's a heat check. It'd be like, we're Super Bowl ready. We just need a punter. Oh, from Iowa, right? Yeah. Yeah. And also just getting a punter, that's a heat check. It'd be like, we're Super Bowl ready.

We just need a punter. Punter is like the cherry on your ice cream sundae. You don't draft a punter. So, yeah, we're ready to go. Punter. Australian punter. Did you hear that Caleb Williams texted him, said you're not going to have to work much?

Yeah. Iowa punter. He's probably got a lot of tread on the tires. Yeah, true. Punted a lot. Steven, how'd your draft go? Don't tires with a lot of tread are the ones that aren't used? Yeah, he probably has a lot of wear on the tires.

Yeah, a lot of wear. If you have a lot of tread, he's not going to use it. Oh, tread left. Tread, yeah. Not much tread left on those tires. Thank you, Mark. Yeah. Bucks addressed a lot of needs.

I was happy with it. Center first round. Nobody's happy with a center first round. No, yeah. I mean, center's certainly a need position. Yeah, that's not something you get happy about. Yeah. It's not like a sexy pick.

You're like, I wish we didn't suck at center. It's like you got socks for Christmas. I love getting socks. That's like my favorite gift. No, it's not. It is. Socks are great. Socks are not your favorite.

A new pair of socks is like even better. I'm surprised by you. I like buying my own socks. I like socks. But I don't buy socks or underwear, so when I get it for Christmas, it's unbelievable. It's not the best gift you can get. You don't buy yourself socks or underwear? I always forget, and I'm bad at sizing.

I wear a lot of small underwear, like literally size small. I will buy socks. What? I bought a 12-pack once because I just grabbed it off the wall at the store. I didn't even buy it. I didn't check. And so now I just wear it off the wall at the store. I didn't even buy it. I didn't check. And so now I just wear it. Do you wear small underwear on right now?

No, not right now. Now I got a new pair of skims. I did buy these myself. Quite comfortable. Skims? Yeah. Oh, you're a classy broad. You got to do the total sock overhaul.

Every couple years I do it. I throw out all my socks. I remember that. And then I buy all new socks, but they're all the same. I like my socks too much to throw them all out. Well, you do the weird socks. I'm saying I buy all the same pair so that way you can't lose any. I like that.

Yeah. Very smart. Yeah. I do have a question. Do you forget that we were supposed to leave a while ago? No. Oh, okay. I've been getting texts.

What time are you supposed to leave? No, we're leaving at 1. Yeah, they're not happy with us, are they? I just got a what's your ETA? What time are you supposed to know we're leaving at once all right yeah they're not happy with us are they uh i i just gotta what's your eta what time you're supposed to be i said we'll be there at 115 oh okay oh all right oh do you guys have to go because you have to get no i i i just i thought maybe you had forgotten so no we're gonna we'll leave at 12 we'll leave in 10 minutes yeah i know i i just had a one day in and Nick, so we'll be there. So it's like fights, Grinnelly, Rudy. It's a hockey thing. I've never ice skated. Yeah.

You and Max. Cool. They left that on the email. They said if you've never ice skated, don't feel obligated to do it. Yeah, that's what I took advantage of. I got a text directly. Oh, I didn't get a direct text. You've got to stop being so good at stuff.

I'm not going to be good at this. Right, but they want you to do stuff. See, I don't do stuff. They're fine. See? See? I like how you added that C. See?

Yeah. Loghorn Leghorn in there. Well, that's more like a 1940s gangster. I don't think Loghorn Leghorn ever did. What did he say? I said, boy. I said, boy. A dude of clear?

Yeah. Did you know that that 1970s gangster voice is the made up one? What? Made up from where? That accent, that old timey accent. No one ever had that. They just did it for movies? Yeah.

Yeah, I saw that. The transatlantic accent. Yeah. That was just for movies? It was just for like the audio of movies picked it up better. I kind of like it. Yeah. See?

That's crazy. I don't, that's sad sad that no one did it you want i wonder if people started doing it after them probably because like people now speak in like that tiktok narrator yeah i would get yeah i would guess it kind of picked up after the so you think there's somewhere at a lunch table right now two guys talking like that to each other at a lunch table i think it probably died out, but there was a period. I thought you meant like at a school. Yeah, lunch table. Having lunch.

Two guys having lunch talking like that. Two high schoolers. Yeah, trying to sound like their favorite actor. All right, never mind. Nobody eats lunch anymore. It's fine. So, Ben Stiller hates roan oh yeah i mean that was a shot so we know roan so well i laughed at his tweet i was like this is just classic roan like he when he gets when his teams lose he goes for the jugular yeah but yeah he wrote uh ben stiller just basically said yes in a rich eyes

and tweets saying that he never thought he'd see a player that he loved as much that's what i was confused about ben stiller just said quote tweet i wrote he was pissed yeah the rest of the family and roan said all your movies are extremely low effort copy and paste garbage oh no everything goes wrong for the main character who could have seen that happening and fucker sounds like fucker who could have ever thought of that oh he was really mad yeah that's what i respect about it wow okay wow period okay period zoolander was original tropic thunder yeah i think ben still has got a lot of great i. I mean, I stand with Roan, so... Yeah, I've got to back the guy up. I'm anti-Ben. Yeah, I've never not liked a Ben Stiller movie, but now I hate them all.

Like, that's just how it works. That's our guy. What's the prison show he just did? That was really good. Escape from Denimora. No, that sucked. That was great. Oh, it was terrible.

I didn't see it. I had a feeling you didn't watch that showtime miniseries yeah roan was in his feels i like when he gets like that though yeah it's good it's almost like like when he does that it's like seeing like the hulk gets strong yeah we're like oh yeah he can do that yeah roan always has a rap battle in his head about you at all times you have to remember that in conversation with him. Yeah. And he also just doesn't, like, he's like, fuck it. I'll just go. I'll just walk by someone on the street and, like,

cut them by the neck for looking at me weird. I didn't know Stiller had so many shooters. There's a lot of people coming at Roan. Really? Yeah, there's a lot of Stiller heads. More of a Knicks versus 76ers thing? Yeah, Stiller is a huge. I mean, Stiller, he did start it with the yes.

Yeah. I mean, like, there is that. Yeah. He said yes. He opened up great points. Do you think this series has knocked Philly down as a sports town? Yes. Yes.

Like, those videos yesterday, I was like, I don't – I used to – I went to an Eagles game last year, maybe two years ago. They were playing the Vikings, so I didn't give a shit who won. So I dressed. I didn't have Eagles gear, but I had like forest green on. I was like, I'm not going to fuck with anybody. This is not worth it. I don't care who wins this game.

And now I'm like, this is a pussy sports thing. Yeah. They got to throw some batteries at you. I think they have to kill. Yeah. They have to kill. That was a bad, bad day for them. There were so many Knicks fans.

The one, the fucking bead chant. Yeah. The loud in the arena on the concourse was tough. And just dudes just flipping off the whole stadium. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, they're hurting today. How's Connor Griffin doing, Brad? He's struggling.

He's a little defensive about it. How can you be defensive about it? Well, he's going to call Joel Embiid a bum by the end of this week, probably soon. And he knows it. He's in denial about it. Guy just runs out of gas. Yeah, he's kind of a bum.

Can you say bum, though? That's what Philly guys do. When they have a star player that goes the wrong way, they run him out of town and he was always a bum. Can you say bum, though? That's what Philly guys do. When they have a star player that goes the wrong way, they run him out of town, and he was always a bum. That's what they say. It seems impossible to be a respected NBA player. You can, but not in Philly. They'll eventually turn on

you. And not in, like, some cities. But you can be in, like, Denver. Jokic will never get anything. But he's, like, generationally good. He's respected, though. Yeah, but that's what it takes. Jokic will never get anything. But he's like generationally good. He's respected, though. Yeah, but that's what it takes. Jokic.

Yeah. Steph. Steph. Dame? No. Who disrespects him? I actually have. Okay.

All right. Anthony Edwards. Jimmy Butler? Is he reached? Yeah, he's actually in a good spot yeah because like every time they do something anthony edwards yeah but he's too young like give it five years yeah he could lose it we'll find a way to hate him yeah like durant's lost his oh durant's durant's yeah durant's done gone. That, I've never seen. They lost that game in a sweep last night.

It must have been two minutes before Shams had the end of season hit piece. Oh, yeah. It was crazy. They all gave quotes last week being like, the coach sucks. It was published right away. Durant was never happy. No. Yeah. It's just, yeah.

Every time, he's a big time, like, why is this, why is everyone not doing what I want? If he didn't have the Warriors three years. Yeah. Which we don't even count. Yeah. He would have quite the, it'd be quite the quandary on his career. All right. I just got a text.

Let's go. Hmm. Let's do it. Okay. You guys keep yakking. All right. See you guys. Have text. Let's go. Let's do it. You guys keep yakking. Have fun. Bye, everybody. Careful on the ice. Yeah, be careful.

Y'all recording this? Probably be out by next hockey season. Sweet. Give them a topic. Green beans. That's not a good topic. With the almonds, yeah.

Got to have a crispy top. If you put some bacon in there. In the oven. Put a little bacon. Chop them up. I like casserole green bean casserole myself. Sure. That works.

Fried green beans. What's your green of choice at a steakhouse, Brandon? Well, I don't do a green at a steakhouse. I do a potato. Yeah, That works. Yeah. What's your green of choice at a steakhouse, Brandon? Well, I don't do a green at a steakhouse. I do a potato. Yeah, you do a potato, and then you do a green. I don't do a green. What do you call creamed spinach? That's a green.

Sure, that's a green. Yeah. Asparagus. Asparagus. Asparagus is mine. My wife's big asparagus. I'm not asparagus. I will make it for her when I grill.

I grill it out. It makes your pee smell. Yeah, does it? Oh, yeah. You guys are widely known. Yeah, does it? Oh, yeah. You guys are widely known. Yeah, I've heard that, but I've never experienced it. So you just have an aversion to anything green on your plate? Is it just the color green?

I'll have a salad. I'll have a small side salad. But I won't order broccoli. I won't order other green things. Yeah. But I do like green beans. I like sweet peas. So maybe the answer is green beans.

But I don't want green beans with a steak. Those don't go together in my opinion. You want meat and taters. I want meat and potatoes. Yeah. And I used to be a basic bitch and I would get the fries or even the smashed potatoes or something like that. Now I'm just a strong baked potato with extra sour cream and extra butter.

You guys fuck with Oscar style? Is that the sauce on? a strong baked potato with extra sour cream and extra butter. You guys fuck with Oscar style? Is that the sauce on the hollandaise? Oscar style. Yeah, the sauce and the crab. Yeah, that's good. That's some good shit. That's good. Steak toppings are slept on, but you throw some crab on there,

some crawfish in the south. You can get, yeah. What's the sauce? It's not hollandaise sauce, is it? I think it is. For Oscar, it is. I think it's hollandaise. What's bearnaise sauce's not Hollandaise sauce, is it? I think it is. For Oscar, it is. I think it's Hollandaise. What's Bearnaise sauce?

Oh, it might be that. Similar to me. The markup on those toppings, though, at these steakhouses is outrageous. Yeah, they really are. And that's the issue I have. But it is good. Oh, it could be Bearnaise or Hollandaise. Look at that.

Oh, look at that. I nailed them both. Look at us. It was more me. Yeah, it was. Just try to get a food thing named Brandon. You should try to like, who's Oscar? How did he get his? Alright, what do you think I should go for?

I don't know. Some sort of hot dog topped with bacon topped with hot dog? Yeah. Get it b-walk style. B-walk style. You know what? We should just go, somebody should just go to a restaurant and ask for something b-walks yeah

just see what would you like your tater tots b-walk style yeah like yeah yeah fuck yeah i would i'll just see what happens next has it has an ice cream sandwich on top uh more hawaii because i am vacation planning i told you this before you left uh kid friendly um yeah so our resort had like a pool for the kids with a slide there was a kid wing yeah just tell them like give them some whatever whatever medication and then yeah because there was not a lot of rowdiness that was like my favorite part like no obnoxious drunks yeah or kids like i like that it was just everyone was well behaved kept to themselves yeah i love going to maui but it shuts down at like 7 p.m there's nothing to do i think you were more in like honolulu area yeah but i mean i didn't stay out i didn't

still was like like nightlife fun i think in relax mode shutting down at seven o'clock is fine that's what yeah because then you don't get fomo you're not i'm not trying to rage i just want to like i know it's here somewhere I just want to like have a beer somewhere. I want to have like a quiet beer somewhere. Yeah, you can do that. You can find it. I'm sure you could.

Are you an early riser on your last vacation? Yeah. I just can't help it. It's 6, 7. Did you do any hiking? No, and I didn't want to. Perfect.

But I know I should have in retrospect. You drove around. I had the best views in the world, but no, just didn't fit it in. What else? Now, the food, is that something you got to hunt out for yourself, or is it just all ubiquitous? There's a lot of good restaurants in the area,

so you're eating fancy, you're going to get good food. Yeah. But like I said, there's little gas station marts where you can get delicious sushi wasubi or whatever it's called the loco moco remind me what that is that's honestly burger meat it's uh eggs and gravy and the gravy is what that's what you want is it long rice gravy on rice right you can get a chicken but i got meatloaf for a brunch, and it was so good. What did you say? Meatloaf suki-moki?

What was it? Moko loko. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're talking about Spam Musubi, Kyle. Get that on the main line. Spam Musubi is like this little $2 rice hand roll that you can get wherever.

For anyone like it, it's a big piece of Spam on it. I've never had Spam. Spam is delicious. Is it? Yes. Yeah. The canned Spam? I don't know about that. Is that weird. I've never had Spam. Spam is delicious. Is it? Yes. Yeah. The canned Spam? I don't know about that.

Is that weird that I've never had Spam? Neither have I. It's kind of like pork roll. It is a little weird. Ish. Yeah, it's pork roll-ish. I love pork roll, but I don't like the carrot. We have our own funky little meats down the south.

I've had Viena sausages, and I've had potted meat. Tell me if this is weird. I went to the University of Hawaii because I wanted to check out the campus. No, that's not weird. No, that's not weird. I like to do that. I do that all the time. I'm interested in that shit.

I check out every place. If I'm in a place like a stadium, I go straight to the stadium. Okay, cool. That's very normal. I wanted to see the facilities, the campus life. It was a little bit underwhelming. When my son was a baby, my first kid, I would just pick campuses around New Jersey, and I would drive there, and I would just walk him around.

I have a theory like a yeah most universities that are that are in a town by themselves are are nice and awesome almost every university i've ever seen in a city or a bigger place is underwhelming there was no life on campus like you'd get out of like a party school everyone is like forcibly blase is it a party school or is it i don't think i don't know is there a big population from the from the states but from the mainland that go out there because it's hawaii it's got there's a lot of white people okay so yes you gotta have money to go there right that's not a school you can just i don't know i would think so yeah if you're going to i think you gotta have money to go pretty much anywhere these days. Yeah, but going to Hawaii? Yeah.

Yeah, I'd imagine. Yeah, making that decision is bold. Yeah. That's not school, dude. That's a fucking getaway. Yeah. The days are warmer. Have we done the farmer's dog yet?

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Plus, you get free shipping. Just go to thefarmersdog.com slash yak to get 50% off. That's thefarmersdog.com slash yak. Steven, in your other, you have really two questions. It's an outline form. Two questions with three sub-questions. What is your favorite recipe? That seems a little broad.

I don't think so. You got like a go-to. And then I think the sub-question is a little more leading. Would you ever share a recipe with the homies? Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, look over here. Mark, Mark. Titus. What?

Sorry. Would you ever, this is important. Would you ever share a recipe with your homies? Yeah, you and Greg Oden ever swap? Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, all the time. That's something we do.

Would you ever share a recipe with the homie? Do you have a recipe book, Che? I don't, but i made a delightful green sauce yesterday the kind of synonymous with cuban dishes and i used to go to a restaurant with some buddies back home that had that and we loved it and uh i debated sending it to him yesterday i have a recipe book you have your own recipe book would you share it with small dick it's pretty common yeah i would i would i mean he Yeah, a lot of housewives have their recipes. No, I mean, if I've tried probably cooking 25 things over the years,

I probably really enjoyed and wanted to redo like 10 of them. I didn't write them down in a book, but I'll cut out the – and I'll keep it in a place where I can get to it. None of my boys have recipes yet. That's the stage of life. Yeah. No, recipes aren't until like 32. The recipe is on the back of the box of the that i don't know recipes aren't till like 32 the recipe is on

the back of the box of the thing you bought that's not necessary yeah this that's what bothers me is when someone has their own like my recipe is the best well you're not cooking all your food what do you get personal pride about a recipe unless you invented it that's not yours it could be going off script but like if you see a show you really like, and I love being like, I saw this show. It was great. You got to go see it. If I make something that the recipe actually lived up to the hype, I'm like, you guys got to try this.

It's pretty good. Chef, not Chef Donnie. Donnie does share a recipe on his Twitter today. Yeah. He was like, I followed this recipe to the team. The ribs turned out good. Yeah, the ribs. I got to share it with you guys.

He shared. Yeah, but that's someone else's recipe. I'm saying like, do you have a recipe? Well, it becomes your recipe. I think people, yeah. You have a format of your own book. Like, my grandma does, but my grandma's been cooking for 80 years now. She's, like, been tinkering with shit.

She's got her whole, this is how I make my chicken and noodles. More of a reminder as a recipe. Does Brandon Walker have the Brandon Walker recipe book where I'm like, Brandon, can I get your chocolate chip cookie recipe? And you're like, yes, you can. And you thumb through and you pull it out. And you're like, from the kitchen of Brandon Walker, here you go. I don't have my own twist on chocolate chip cookies.

But when people do, I don't get it. Like it's there's a very finite list of ingredients. That's fine. But there's also, you know, 10 people can make chocolate chip cookies and they might taste 10 different ways. That is true as well. If you've stumbled on the best way to do it, you should make sure you keep that is it just proportion it could be that it could be you know cheating a little here cheating a little there maybe the

heat who knows how you did it differently than everybody else that's i have a big family and there's like only certain aunts that i'm like oh we get to have their chicken parm or their noodle recipe died with her. That's how it should have been. Oh, she didn't pass it down? She didn't pass it down. And she lived until – She went to the grave with her noodles.

She lived until I was 35. She lived until 2000 – no, I was 39. She lived until 2008, and we ate her noodles every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, and she died, and we just didn't have no noodles anymore. Oh, fuck. Did she address this? I think they, her and, she was my great grandmother,

her and my grandmother had discussed it and maybe my grandmother got it and just didn't do it or whatever it was, but I'm pretty sure it died with Mamaw. Yeah, my great grandma

passed down her meatballs to my grandma, to my mother and it's just going. Yeah, that's beautiful too. That's beautiful. Great question, Che.

It really is. Thank you. All right all right titus get ready to make sarcasm titus get ready to make face here we go we dressed up last week did it feel nice sub question is dressing up when you never do a treat what's the what's the next thing. It's not phrased very well. Is dressing up when you never do a treat? Is it a treat to dress up when you rarely dress up? Yeah. It's a burden. I think some people consider it.

Some people love it. And what's the next thing we should dress up for? We're actually doing Tuxedo Tuesday on Mostly next week. I like that. That's nice. I had to go to goodwill to get clothes for the film thing and i and i actually felt good i felt pretty bad about my you had the you had the what'd you have big fur coat that was from pat's mom i just had that but

i had to go to goodwill and yeah no it's tough sometimes it's tough seeing yourself in the mirror you know i get that yeah, maybe just you and me. No, elaborate on that. You think in your head you look a certain way, but then you see yourself and you say, oh. You catch a glimpse and it's like a jump scare and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

You're going into it with a pessimistic attitude. You're like, oh oh you're looking for flaws i was kind of hopeful i was like well maybe when i put this on like i'm i got a goofy outfit i was like i'm gonna just like not take this seriously but also a little part of me was like but maybe it will look kind of cute and then i didn't well i thought you look great kate thank you thanks what does she wear i'm fishing for compliments. No, Mark Titus, what did she wear? Go ahead. The fucking thing, dude. The straps.

It's kind of draped over a little bit. Yeah, it was. There was drape. I thought it was tasteful. I did. I thought it was tastefully done. If there was anything, it was not tasteful. No.

There was nothing tasteful about her outfit. It was pretty short. Yeah. It was whorish. And my legs are gross. Oh, it was whorish. That's why I felt the need to state that I personally found it tasteful, whereas others might.

It was great. Nudity. You find whores tasteful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're goddamn right I do. Was Kate there? Yeah. She was in the back she looked great thank

you she was in the winning movie for uh for a second well i got a haircut the day before too so i was like really that's a bad haircut i'm down bad anyway oh did you are you okay because no your tweet today about your hips and you know i'm down so okay all right so like a month ago when you got the phone call let's say your pain level for the back was about a 9.2 yeah it was high what is it now i'm like at a resting resting five that's pretty good and then now you have additional injuries or problems i I think I've broken more since then. And yeah, every time I lay down flat, it's just a nightmare. How do you get to sleep? I usually don't.

I just lay there for hours and wish I was dead. I want to get into drugs and weed, but I can't because of the kids. Oh, shoot. That's the problem. Because of the kids? Yeah, the baby That's the problem. Because of the kids? Yeah, the baby wakes up all night and I can't be wobbly, you know? Yeah.

I got to be on point. Well, it shouldn't be that long. I mean, maybe a year or two and then you'll probably get back on the drugs. Yeah. Of course, you'll probably be pregnant by then. Oh, God, no. My tubes are gone.

Remember, don't forget. They're gone. They're in a dumpster somewhere in Sheboygan. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Yeah, I was debating Percocet last week after softball, so I can't imagine what you're going through.

Thinking about it. I'm thinking about dipping my toe in the Perc Bond again. I would, maybe like five milligrams of a gummy. That's what I was doing for a while. I got to get back in on it. And it put you to sleep? Yeah, it actually did help, so I got to. I'm sure pat has all kinds of wacky shit going on down in it how's he sleeping he sleeps great he sleeps like a million bucks 24 so he's a great sleeper is pat a dab guy i don't know i he has the first floor of our like little townhouse and i

i walk in the front door i don't't go back there. He has the garage. You kind of saw it. I don't know what he does. You have stairs right there. You just go straight up the stairs. I go straight up the stairs. I don't know what those two rooms... I genuinely never go in there. I don't know what he does all day.

I don't know what he does. It's a very healthy relationship. Dream life. You do you.'s kind of perfect he's always like meddling i hear him tinkering and meddling and like i love meddling i don't know what he's doing there's a lot of like was there anything to show for it any like projects or art or last time i looked in his office which is so small there is more gear than in this room so a lot to tinker with like an incredible crazy amount tinkering is fun

as fuck gear and he's like a mbc size teleprompter and like two giant tvs the room is smaller than like a bathroom um he's got three tvs and like two big computer screens and like actual lights and like these poles he has those poles and he has the room the the doors remote control like so do you think he's doing like labor work or like tech work or neither i think you know how like some guys will just work on a car for 30 years yeah i think he's picked that room to be his car he's just working on his setup and he's just always working on his setup and i like hear drills going and like amazing that's all he's sanding shit in the garage, and I'm like, for what? And he's like, don't worry about it.

I'm like, okay. It's fine. You just send him money and food down every now and then? Yep, every now and then. But I genuinely don't know what he does. What are those things that guy's carrying? Those fans? Well, did something spill?

There's a giant shop vac in the car. I think we have a leak in the ceiling. Oh, yeah. Look, he's looking up. Oh, no. Oh, no. It was a very rainy weekend here in Chicago. kyle where are we at with the wrestling for the olympics we have um so there's six weight classes which is a problem because there should be 10 um four have qualified two guys still have

to qualify so they won trials have to go to a tournament in Turkey and place top three. Spencer Lee, one of them. But it's a good team. I was reminded, by the way, Kyle Snyder, who I'm sure you know of, he wrestles for Penn State now. He did. What does that mean? I saw this on, like, Instagram that he's one of the greatest athletes in Ohio State history.

Right. He graduated from Ohio State. He's done. He's out of the greatest athletes in Ohio State history. Right. He graduated from Ohio State. He's done. He's out of college eligibility. And then I see him tagging Penn State Wrestling. Yeah. That caught a lot of people by surprise. What does that mean?

So after college, there's only so many training centers for Olympic-level guys. Oh. And it's under the guise of a club. But it's really, they want to get by the the powerhouse college so both teams can integrate you and nlwc penn state is probably the best so is he a traitor or not yeah he is like thomas gilman iowa star also so i should feel i should feel bad about this as a buckeye that he turned his back on ohio he still has like he has legend status amongst everyone okay but you can like i would like talk it up with him yeah i don't know enough about it i

don't know if does ohio state have one they do and he just didn't okay all right he went for the the better one all right who's the best wrestling country in the world because it's not an american historically russia but now isn't iran good the u.s in the world? Because it's not an American. Historically, Russia. But now... Isn't Iran good? The U.S. in the past few years has been... Yeah, Iran's probably top three. Good stuff. So, us, Russia, and Iran are the big three right now?

Yes. I need to start doing some Olympic trials as a viewer. What do you mean? I need to get my mind ready and my eyes ready for the Olympics. Oh yeah, that's happening soon. You can't just dive into it, the opening ceremony.

What kind of Johnny Come Lately will I be if that's the first Olympic sport I've watched? It'd be crazy. I've got to watch some handball. Yeah.

Field hockey. Ribbon dancing. Asian divers. I've got to watch some Asian divers. I haven't watched enough Asian divers. Did you see the new

Nike track suits? No, they see the new Nike tracksuits? No, they got new Nike tracksuits? For the ladies, they were up in arms. They're like thongs. Oh, really? They're like the highest cut shit. Oh, that's great. Good. That'll help viewership. Yeah. Because of the way it's cut. Are we going to

shatter world records in swimming this year again? Don't you feel like that happens every Olympics? I don't get how they're always beating the world record. Not the Olympic record. Everyone at the Olympics is performing at the best that's ever been done. Is it that swimsuits keep getting better?

Or like... Because people can't just keep... Is she back? Yeah, yeah. But swimming's gonna reach a point where they've gone too far with it. It's like the NBA scoring 50 points doesn't mean anything anymore because everyone does it. I feel that way with these swimming world records. Every time I watch the Olympics, every event is shattering the world record.

Well, as water evolves. Like the guy that gets in sixth place would have broken the world record. Also beat the record, yeah. It's the water evolving? I think the water's getting thinner. A little thinner? The evolution of water. Is there like, say I found a secret lotion that made me super slippery in the water.

Is that allowed? You'd be thrown out for cheating almost. No, really? They had the suits one year, I remember, where they really were shattering all the records. They were using a special type of suit. And then it got banned, right? Well, the thing about the Olympics is they'll throw you out for cheating in a heartbeat, yet somehow everybody still cheats.

Yeah. It's amazing. Cheating and fucking. They do fuck a lot at the Olympics. They fuck a lot, yeah. Where is it? That was a big Sports Illustrated article. It's in Paris this year.

There's going to be so much fucking here. I mean, it's the Olympics of good-looking athletes, essentially. That's the Olympics. You should infiltrate the Olympic Village. You can't say the Olympics are the Olympics of something. Well, the Olympics are the Olympics of fucking. But you're saying the Olympics are the Olympics. I follow.

It's like the best fuckers in the world. The best fuckers in the world. That's the Olympics. It's the legitimately longest, hardest, fastest fuck you probably could ever get is in the Olympic Village The best fuckers in the world. It's the legitimately longest, hardest, fastest fuck you probably could ever get is in the Olympic Village. I don't know. I think the fucking almost is going to get in their way. I think it's going to be very efficient fucking.

Bing bang boom. Gotta get ready for my heat in the morning. But there's got to be a lot of them that know they're not winning anything. And they're just happy to be here. A lot of them get done. It's like I want to get the most out of this experience. And the best way to do that is to come and mate. Yeah.

Possibly reproduce. But then you've got a future Olympic. Exactly, dude. Huh. How did your softball game go? Good. He's good. We won.

He's good. I'm pretty nice. That's the report you get from everybody. He's one of the better players. Hey, it's three for four. Wow. Yeah. When's the next one? Tuesday at 9.30 p. He's one of the better players. Hey, it's three for four. Wow. Yeah. When's the next one?

Tuesday at 9.30 p.m. Oh, fuck all that. So late. Yeah, so late. Fuck that. Is it like a drinking league or it's serious? No, we're pretty by the book. I got a game tomorrow night, too.

Coach pitched debut. Oh, shit. Are you pitching? I don't know if I'll pitch tomorrow night because I think the other coach will be there, but I think on the weekends I'll be the pitcher. Yeah. Have you seen any crazy parents yet? No.

My 11-year-old had his first game Saturday, and my 8-year-old has it tomorrow. So if there's 8-year-old crazy parents, I'll see them tomorrow. All right. Are the kids in the dugouts on, like, tablets? No. No, they're good. They're out there playing ball they're they're they're good they're they're they're out there playing ball and they do a pretty good job you uh so when you're pitching you get on a knee and underhand it is that the idea stand up and overhand overhand it yeah yeah i'll i'll kind

of you know bring it down a little bit but uh i think the harder the more you try to make it easy for them the harder it actually gets yeah just make them feel like it's – yeah. Have you beaned a kid yet on accident? Not this go-around, but I have before. Oh, it's happened? Yeah, I have before. That's got to be the worst feeling in the world. No, I coach pitch for my – when Tommy came through back in Georgia,

I coach pitch. I threw a shutout one time. I had come from work. You hit the ball sign. The coach didn't show up i was wearing i was wearing slacks and a and a shirt that took my tie off and i was just out there pitching and uh i had not practiced with him so i'm just throwing from over the top and i'm just k-ing him just k-ing him yeah yeah just send him down you should try to throw a perfect game

after the game we'll talk to the other coaches man i really had it my stuff was working today they were guessing all day these kids suck man uh all right tj you want to spin the wheel high noon uh moot high noon the moment everyone has been waiting for is finally here. The High Noon Pool Pack is back. So grab a case, text the group, and get your friends to the nearest pool. It's only here for this summer, so now's the time to enjoy lime, peach, and two limited edition flavors, guava and kiwi. As always, the High Noon Pool Pack is made with real vodka and real juice,

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There we go. Million dollar. All right, I think we'll be back on schedule tomorrow with everybody. I don't know if we have any special ones coming up. We'll figure it out. All right, that's it. All right, guys. Peace.

See ya. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straw hat style of tape. For a while, it's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee swap. It's the act.

It's the act. Have a good week, everybody. Sorry, Greg Olson. I'm bad at typing.