The Yak - Groundhog Day Has Titus Feeling Festive | The Yak 2-2-24

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

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I looked at Brandon and you text me and you're like, Oh, do you see your shadow? Do you see his shadow? Titus buddy, where's the holiday spirit? Am I the only one at this company that celebrates holidays? I'm like, I started to get a little concerned that none of you have a calendar have any understanding of of american culture in general like i don't know how this keeps happening yeah that's like i was getting ready today and i thought surely the boys will be dressed up for groundhog day yeah irredeemable mess. Early spring coming, you know? I thought everyone would be fired up.

It's the best running bit at the company. I don't get it. TJ, can we run through the other ones? The groundhog popped up. Am I the only one? Uh, question. Oh, shit. I don't know.

I don't know. When will we learn? The first shot was so fucking... This is a horrible person. You're fucked, man. Is the actual attire, is that Groundhog Day theme? Yeah, this is what the guys wear. They wear tuxedos.

They do it right. That was probably hard to obtain. You know Phil's net worth is 700K? The groundhog? Yes. What does he have in his state? I don't know what his asset is. I feel like that's...

Does he own the land? No idea. Who owns Phil? No, he's an independent contractor. That's like when they said that Taylor Swift's cat has a higher net worth than Travis Kelsey, and I was like, no, it doesn't. No, I'm lying.

You're lying? Yeah. Some animals are worth um money right they're the IP of them right yeah this is a different feel every year isn't it um groundhogs live three to four years out in the wild 12 to 13 in capacity okay in captivity I mean yeah um but they don't they don't do it like Ugga the mascot mascot. It's not like we're on Phil 19 right now. No, it's on Phil. It's always Phil.

Yeah. And they hoist that motherfucker, too. They do. Yeah. All the way up in the air. I'm sure Titus is well aware of this. Do you know the town? Punxsutawney.

Yes. No. What? It's Gobbler's Knob. Oh, that's the little area. Oh. The town is Punxsutawney. Oh, I thought the whole town was gobbled.

You're talking about the knob. Just the knob. So just Phil himself hangs out in Gobbler's Knob? Can we see what Gobbler's Knob is? Is it like Bag's End in the Shire? I think it's just like a little park inside of Punxsutawney. It's a little hut. Yeah, something like that.

I guess it's like Bag's End. Where does he live on February 3rd? Do they take him to a cage somewhere? Oh, wait. I thought this was going to be like uh whimsier this sucks and they just call him punksy phil now that gobbler's knob there's also like rival groundhogs in like every other city like there's a chicago groundhog there's a staten island groundhog that bill deasio killed 10 years ago but I don't know if we're calling them rivalry we're playing fast and loose

we only know Phil the competition they're playing catch up wait what did that say can you pull that sign back up what's the what capital of the world Seattle T-H-E-R the weather maybe it could be weather The what capital of the world? Shadow. T-H-E-R.

The weather, maybe? It could be weather. Yeah, click on that. The weather capital? I don't know. What could it be? Yeah, it says weather. That's stupid, too. The weather capital of the world?

Well, it certainly isn't the weather capital of the world. It's not about weather. Where is Brandon? But that has... The seasons have, it's a. Omaha. Hey, hey, I'll entertain it if they have like a disproportionate amount of erratic climate changes. In central Pennsylvania? I don't know.

Let's look it up. I think central Pennsylvania is as sturdy as you're going to get weather wise. By that logic, is San Francisco the weather capital of the world? Why? Because there's like eight different climates within the city. You can be 30 degrees off in one part of the city from the other. You're thinking of Hawaii, maybe. No, San Francisco, sir.

Where there's a jungle and a desert. God damn, he said that respectfully. You Google weather capital of the world, it surely is Puxatawney. Yeah, but that's their marketing thing. So you're saying they got SEO? A lot of forecasters. A lot of forecasters in Puxatawney when it pops up. Yeah, but that's their marketing thing. So you're saying they got an SEO? A lot of forecasters. A lot of forecasters in Puxatawney?

Okay. I don't know. Okay, so maybe it's true. How do you get on the council of the groundhog? Oh, forecasting. Yeah, the whole thing is forecasting the weather with the groundhog. Yeah. I thought that was just the season.

Well, which goes hand in hand. Yeah, no, I thought it was pretty obvious why it was called that. Oh, you got it? Yeah. Do we know when he says we're getting an early spring, do we know what the timetable is there? We just know it's less than six weeks. Be careful with the groundhog.

Six more weeks of winter if he sees his shadow. Right, and if he doesn't, early spring. And he didn't, so we got an early spring. But yeah, we don't know what early spring means. It just means... It means whatever. Before six weeks, obviously. Yeah. I thought it was immediate. I thought it was like, now it's spring. You think it's spring now? You can't just snap

his fingers, John. That's what I thought the rule was. I thought that's the wizardry of the... Wait, why does Sheffer get this scoop? He gets all the scoops is that the only way you would have believed it guys got connections okay uh can i talk about your tweets at schefter yesterday or a tweet about schefter what did he tweet absolutely nothing wrong with it sure go ahead yesterday adam schefter went on a hit

uh espn whatever and he was wearing a blue sports coat a white shirt no tie the most basic every single banker connecticut insurance salesman and it wasn't navy blue it was like a popping blue show it then i and you you fawned over my man chefy looking great in the blue sports coat and white a white shirt no tie excellent combo Excellent combo. That's... Oh, dude. Why did you have to glaze him like the crazy little bro? Excellent combo. I mean, I've become somewhat critical of people on their suits they wear

on TV shows. But he's also sexy though, right? He's a good looking guy. He's a friend of mine. He could probably pull anyone. What would you say he is out of 10? Like, outfit-wise? He's a good looking guy. He's a friend of mine. He could probably pull anyone. What would you say he is out of 10? Like outfit wise? No.

Appeal. Attractiveness. The full package of Adam Schefter. What is he? Is he a 7? Is he an 8? Is he a 9? Oh, geez.

I don't know. Like a mid 8 probably. A mid 8. A mid 8. 8 to 5. We already have a scale. It's 1 to 10. Yeah, you can't say mid-8.

You can't like mid an integer. 8.8 isn't a middle number. He means like 8.5. He means like 8.5, 8.5, yeah. Which is a 9. He's a good-looking guy. That seems high for him. He's also ripped.

He's got like a six-pack. Okay. You're a body guy. You're a body guy. Okay. He's just kidding. He's short, though, pack. Okay. You're a body guy. You're a body guy. He's short though, right? He's very.

He prioritized height. I mean, KB's short and KB's good looking. He's a six pack. There's two types of people in this world. People who think I don't have abs and people who know I have abs. I don't know. What does that mean? I think I was just saying I have them.

Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. So yeah, KB's. No. What does that mean? I think I was just saying I have them. Oh, hell yeah. So, yeah, KBs. No, height is prioritized. Okay. So that was a bad example. Che, what do you think about, you mentioned how you've been critical of people's outfits on TV.

What do you think about how casual everyone's gotten? Because I hate it. Oh, my god. I mean, kind of pot calling the kettle black, no? No, I think if you're on ESPN, if you're in one of those little boxes, you shouldn't be in a Q-Zip. If you're here on this show, you should be in a Q-Zip. If you're on a podcast, Q-Zip.

But if you're sitting at a desk on what's it? Wake Up? Wake Up Mints. Good Morning Football. Good Morning Football. Oh, Get Up. There it is, yeah. You gotta have... Put Wake up, Minson. Good morning, football. Good morning, football. Oh, get up. There it is. Yeah. You got to put a little effort into it.

Put a jacket on. They're talking football. I think football coaches should wear suits as well. I agree with that. Bring that to Del Rio. I think football coaches are exactly where quarter zips ought to be. Quarter zips and light hoodies. I think that's made for football coaches.

The coaches, I'm fine. But if you're on TV, like those who have that that set that's the fake set as aaron rogers called out that's not actually the right east river if you're out there put on a suit and die that's fair i mean we were all pretty critical of kyle long a couple weeks ago he looked kind of dumpy were we uh it was uh in a playoff stream a couple weeks ago, but he was looking to kind of dump you on set, and we kind of ragged on him. So, yeah, I can agree with that.

If you're on one of those shows, you should be dressed up. Thank you, Steven. But I think Shefty was appropriately dressed, and I think you look great, so I wanted to comment on it. That's an excellent combo. Be nice to your friends. It's a common combo. Yeah, but, Steven, there's a lot. It's not worth a tweet.

There's a lot of sportscasters and sports broadcasters that are on camera every day wearing a suit, wearing exactly what he wore. Why yesterday were you like, man, I really got to point this out? I didn't see him yesterday. I saw Shefty, so I talked about it. If it was somebody else in that, would you have tweeted it? If they look good, yeah.

They look good. I've been critical of people's suits, and people want more attire commentary. Yeah, people do want that. I've been talking to a lot of people. You know Che, right? Can you get him to tweet more about more the attire content? Would you ever be critical of Shefty's attire?

Sure, if he looks bad. But he didn't. I don't know why this irked you so bad. Did he respond? Did he at least like the tweet? I think you want to fuck him, Stephen. No, I don't want to fuck Shefty. Does he follow you? He does. Didn't like the tweet?

Did you tag him in it? I didn't. I didn't tag him in it, no. Can I ask a question about something that's been bothering me since last night? Please. So Nick, myself, and the wonton Don went out last night, and we grabbed a beer. And when we got to the bar, a woman came up to me and Donnie.

Oh, yeah. And she was like, oh, my God, are you two twins? What? Donnie and Fidel. What? We were like, no. And then another girl came up, she was like she like she like it was her friend and like they both agreed that you guys looked they were like at least fraternal yeah and

we were like what the fuck are you doing that's gotta be a game they play i thought it was a flirt later we were like was that was that flirt that was flirting that's like their thing they do is just tell guys they look like twins they were were in a scavenger hunt and had to find twins. If that was flirting, I've missed a lot of flirting signals over my lifetime. You've been called a twin. But it's not. Just like if that's the baseline. Right.

Like I would have never guessed like that. I was like, what are you guys, fucking idiots? You did say that. We look nothing alike. The only thing I could see is the hair kind of, like the waviness. But the hair is like a – That's not even – They're completely different colors the hair is like a... That's not even... They're completely different colors.

I have a mustache. That's not what twins... Yeah, exactly. That's not like the feature that twins have the same. Donnie's like a mid-eight. Donnie's a hot dude. He's hot. He's a dark-haired guy.

Yeah, not at all. No. It bothered me all night, all morning. Woke up 5.30 in the morning. Why'd they do it? Yeah. What the fuck was that all about? If there were any set of twins at the office, it would be me and Meek Phil.

He's in New York, though. Right. You think you and Meek look alike? Oh, yes. I don't see that. I don't see that. Not really. You don't think?

No. No, not Woozy Phil. Woozy Phil? Did you guys see that clip of him woozy as fuck? No. He had a rock block? In the rat see that clip of him woozy as fuck? No. He had a rock block? In the rat race video. I'm not going to hate on it.

No, no, no. But he's woozy as all hell. He was nauseous the whole time. Oh. From the endurance aspect. Tommy Smokes giving him two bucks or whatever he gave him. Going, go get some waters. Get yourself something.

And Meek not even saying anything. Just grabbing the money and running across the street. It's the most it's the most insane clip yeah kyle what's on your arm yeah someone got me this this is one of the big cats gifts one of the many i think it's an elbow guard cool the box is on the floor by your right foot yeah oh it's an ankle sleeve yeah that. That'd fit you tight. That'd fit you tight. Oh, damn. You probably thought your arms were huge, huh? That's what I was thinking. Yeah, shit.

Doing kettlebell forearm shit. But Uber, it doesn't know where I am. What? The location service, as of like a few months ago, thinks I'm four blocks away. Is this a thing for you guys hasn't happened to me with my uber eats it is i won't use it anymore because i have to go find the people it's fucking me up i have to manually type in where i am but it should know yeah definitely every time i bring this up no one else gets pissed it's been putting me on the other side

of my block in my apartment and that's annoying right yeah very especially with like this is an app that's been perfect for 10 years almost and you don't know why it just you didn't like download it doesn't the location services are off it doesn't know where i am what about your maps or anything it thinks it thinks some my maps are getting worse too is it your phone is it my phone i don't use uber so i don't i don't i use uber every single day so maybe it's my phone maybe your phone maybe a phone gps maybe a setting maybe maybe a new phone you've dropped your phone you're now stepping on your phone wait so you're have you been you just have to type in the address? Yeah, but I've been used to just clicking,

and it's going to pick me up where I am because we have the technology to know where I am, at least from a block radius. Have you sent an email on the complaint? I was going to wait to see if anyone else was pissed about this. It hasn't affected me yet, but I haven't Ubered in a long time. Yeah, the second it bothers me. Do you guys buckle up at Ubers? No.

I've been made to the last two trips. Really? Why? Yeah, I don't know, but it's never happened before. I don't know if they have a policy. Stop sitting in the front seat. I'm not. They ask sometimes. Hmm.

I buckle up. You buckle up? Yeah, I don't trust. I mean, I'm getting into a stranger's car. I don't... Yeah. That feels like a dumb way to die to me. He didn't buckle up.

Me too, brother. You buckle? I mean, I think you should. If you're going on an interstate, you should always buckle. Yeah. But if you're just... If you're exceeding like 40 miles per hour,

you should probably buckle. But if you're in city streets... Probably... You don't have to. Yeah. Do you buckle up when you drive home? There's no way you do per hour, you should probably buckle. But if you're in city streets. Probably, you don't have to. Yeah. Do you buckle up when you drive home? There's no way you do. Yeah, of course I do.

Okay. Yeah. I'm not going to listen to that shit. I feel like the buckle's been like one of the more widely accepted changes that happened in my lifetime. Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, my friend's dad would call me gay because I put my seatbelt on.

Yeah. The opening scene of old school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 2003. Oh, yeah opening scene of old school. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 2003. Oh, yeah, that was a thing. My parents made me

and I was embarrassed. I was so embarrassed to buckle. My parents would make me. This was like your friend family. It doesn't change the way you feel at all.

It takes one second. Literally one second. It's not uncomfortable in the slightest. They'd pick me up for UMass baseball camp every morning. I think it's kind of comforting. It's like uncomfortable in the slightest. They'd pick me up for UMass baseball camp every morning. I think it's kind of comforting.

It's like a weighted autism. That's the saddest thing you've ever said. It's just a thing you do. I feel like it's a nice hug. It feels really comfortable. Don't you guys like it? It's the only hugs I get. Phantom hug?

Yeah. There they go. I'll be. Chris Berman and the people. No Q-Zip. There he is. Back to Q-Zip. The Xiaomi. I'll be. The Schwammy.

I'll be. Hey, Chris Berman. What's up, Chris Berman? How you doing? There we are. Just a bunch of white guys. Yeah, it's a barstool. Hi, Chris.

Welcome. Oh, fuck. Yeah, seatbelts are one of the big changes. I think one of the biggest changes from youth to now is how ubiquitous cigarettes used to be and how you could smoke. When I was a kid, you could smoke in every room, every building, every restaurant, every car, everywhere. It was either a smoking section or it was just filled with smoke. Now it's nowhere.

There was no curtain between smoking and not. No, no. It was just the same. No, it was just over there is smoking and over there is not. Was that a state-by-state law? Yeah. It probably trickled out state-by-state, but I think early in my life it was just this is over there is smoking and over there's not that was was that a state by state law yeah it probably trickled out state by state but i think early in my life it was just everywhere i i had i remember smoking or not i remember when i was 15 i was on a date and i got a woman yelled at me because i sat next to her i sat down next to her in the mall and she was smoking and i did like this i wasn't even thinking i did like this and she said if you don't like my smoking you can just go somewhere where there ain't an ashtray

and wow damn and then uh that was i said that was 1994 it's a good ass saying yeah and then she got all sassy and then i think she's alive oh no no uh she's probably alive okay yeah she wasn't that much older than me you used to be able to smoke on planes, right? Yeah. Yeah. Way back in the day. I think so. You could smoke everywhere.

Now you can't smoke anywhere. Not that I would want to smoke. What about at high school? There was a smoking lounge at my high school. For the students? For the students. Wait, what? There was a smoking lounge at the high school for my students. How old was the smoking age?

I think it was supposed to be seniors only, but, I mean, whoever went in there is whoever went in there. It wasn't a lounge, per se. It was more like an outdoor area. It was outdoors. Yeah. But it was inside the school. Hard to describe. It was like government mandate to get a smoke break, right, at work.

Yeah, I think it was. And if you didn't smoke, you just didn't get it. What are the suckers? Yeah. I would i would start that encourage people to smoke yeah yeah what are like the cigarette stereotypes what are the cool dudes smoking back then is there any like demographic stereotypes for types of cigarettes i don't know i think i think they were american spirits pretty across for what it was always marlboro Light for every piece of trash in my high school. Marlboro Lights and Marlboro Reds, yeah. That's what we used to...

Except for the black kids smoked Newports. Okay. That's what I was... Yeah. That's what I was getting. I think my grandma smoked... Oh, I have a smoking room. Oh, yeah, you have a smoking room.

You can smoke in there. But we have state-of-the-art filters on top to filter the air out. Was it your idea to keep it 100 emoji? Do you think that takes away from the classiness of it? The 100 emoji? Well, here's the thing. You haven't done your research well enough because before my show was called More Cowbell, it was called Keep it 100 oh that

sucks yeah keep it 100 no not like that the the joke okay this is a long story so my first podcast ever was with a mississippi state receiver called chad bumpus he's now our receivers coach and it was called the slant well he left but one of the things I would always do is I would say, hey, you've got to give me the real answer. You have to keep it 100, and I would say it very white. Very white. And he always laughed at the way I said it, and then when he left, they said just name your show that.

So I named it that. Who's they? The bosses of Bulldog Sports Radio. His name is Brian. He's a fat guy, but he's not that fat anymore. He's lost a lot of weight. Good on Brian at Bulldog Radio. Great guy name is Brian. He's a fat guy, but he's not that fat anymore. He's lost a lot of weight. Good on Brian at Bulldog Radio. Great guy.

Great guy. Yeah. Willie Barkline. I wasn't on the Bulldog Sports Radio. How long ago was this? Oh, this was. Wait, is this it? Ten years?

No, this is the Willie Barkline. I don't even know who hosted the Willie Barkline. I don't remember being on the Willie Barkline. Give me a year, TJ. This is probably. Ohin strong oh yeah yeah justin's a decent guy uh that was 2016 yeah but before that your show was the slant he was a receiver right and it was the slant it was our slant on things yes so neither one named very well uh and then I did more cowbell. So that's the maturation of the Mississippi State Bulldog Podcast hosted by Brandon Walker.

Fantastic. Gentlemen, how were your respective dinners last evening? Mine was good. Mine tasted like shit, and all I could think while I was eating is, I wish I wasn't here. Fantastic. What about you, Brandon? The steak was delicious.

The menu was incredible. Donnie made a terrific filet, and then his dessert is one of the best things I've ever tasted in my life. It was Froot Loop ice cream. Yeah, I can't lie. It was one of the best. Jesus. The Froot Loop ice cream.

That's tomato water. He extracted the water from a tomato. I can't lie. It was one of the best. Jesus. So Fruit Loop ice cream. That's tomato water. He extracted the water from a tomato. I didn't like that. What? But that's just not something I would eat. That's refreshing. Oh, I got the opportunity to serve that to you, boy. Yeah, you did. You too. And how was your meal? I ended up...

So they printed our name tags and then we found out that they didn't have a seat for us. So they allowed us to tags, and then we found out that they didn't have a seat for us, so they allowed us to bartend and stand and watch. That was so goddamn awkward. That was brutal. I didn't care. Yeah.

I don't think it was awkward. Insulting, yes. I was handing you tomato water. I was serving you tomato water to a event I thought I know I wasn't. I had to give you an extra spoon. I think y'all are being selfish. Y'all don't realize how awkward it was for me and Titus to be sitting there eating that steak while you guys were walking around.

We were on the same email. That was so awkward. We had to have the conversations that I know neither one of you wanted to have. I actually would have hated that to be in a table with him. We were schmoozing. I'm not mad. I'm just embarrassed and insulted. We didn't RSVP.

Oh, yes, I did. I was the first. You think we wanted to have filet mignon with the broccoli puree and the beet puree? No, it was good. You think that's what we wanted to do? I was so excited because I saw the menu. I was like, you know what? I'm not going to eat all day.

And I didn't until I went to bed. Five of us got an email. Me, Titus, Kyle, Nick, and Jersey Jerry. That's right. We all five got an email. Thursday night, client dinner. Be there. Talk.

Eat. Enjoy. Five of us. When we got there, there were tables and seats for three of us. Me, Titus, and Jersey Jared. Our name tags were printed, but they were just at the bar to serve, which was a last-minute pivot, I'd imagine. But they did bring us over one of those very small tomato waters

and said Kyle and I could split it. To which Kyle went uh without utensils yeah and it was actually really easy for me to cancel my massage with amariah yeah that's right there was no refund policy but it was easy it was a smooth uh interaction sure yeah no but uh awesome night awesome awesome night yeah yeah oh i was starving embarrassed and insulted but good night uh no but at least it's no it's good to know where you stand every once in a while when i stand at the bar serving you guys well at least you weren't waiting around all day because you had responsibilities or you had like stuff to record and and stuff all the way up until the start of the dinner.

It wasn't like you were just purposely waiting around for hours. No, funny thing. Before the dinner, specifically for that dinner. You're close, but exact opposite. Oh, shit. My bad. Sorry. Miscommunication there.

Was there any jokes at your tables um you know there's just some lively conversation we talked about a lot of things i had a good one i was you guys are probably going to be presented by a big company now yep uh are you sore from standing kyle there needs to be somewhere you could go to not be sore anymore oh there's no there's no refund or scheduling for the massage. Yeah. Good night. I got to taste some stuff. We had a fantastic dinner with Fights and Owen and Havs.

In a food court. We went to a food court. I was at a table with a bunch of young McDonald's salespeople, and they all felt like they were in their late 20s, early 30s. And I just asked them out of nowhere, I was like, what Big Ten schools did you guys go to? And you would have thought I just pulled off the craziest magic trick you'd ever seen. They're all like, what did you know?

There was just a pause, and I was like, so what Big Ten schools do you guys go to? And they're like, well, I went to Illinois. She went to Northwestern. Holy shit, how does he know this? Does everyone in Chicago as well so what Big Ten schools do you guys go to? And they're like, well, I went to Illinois. She went to Northwestern. Holy shit, how does he know this? Does everyone in Chicago as well go to Big Ten? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I had a nice conversation with those reps. I said, red or white? Red or white. Oh, boy. Yeah. Good night. Donnie does a hell of a job. Donnie does do a hell of a job donnie does do it it was so good the food was so good i think he has leftover fruit loop then he i also he has posted a picture of like a pie or cake with like a scoop of something yeah that was the fruit that was a cloud cake with

uh kellogg's was one of the clients that was there. So a little pandering. Oh, my God. That motherfucker was so good. It was so good. I wish you guys could have tried it. I know what the bottom of the plate feels like. Stephen Che walked by the gambling cave earlier before the show and to a room full of people went, hey, fights. There's a bunch of ice cream in the freezer.

Just to you. Just to me. Well, I mean. hey fights there's a bunch of ice cream in the freezer just to you just to me well i mean he explained himself afterwards that it was because my ice cream was once stolen from me oh but in the moment it felt very pointed well how often do you eat ice cream like every night oh this was a surviving barstool callback yeah which i didn't get it first i thought it was just like a fat ass yeah yeah you would think i think it was like my first week surviving Barstool callback. Yeah, which I didn't get at first. I thought it was just like, hey, fat ass. Yeah, you would think. I think it was like my first week at Barstool. And there was ice cream in the fridge that somebody left over.

Airsoft fatty or somebody left over. And it had like 200 milligrams of THC. And I walked in the office. Did you have it? I think it was you. Where did you pull that from? Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Where did you get that from? Jesus Christ. I'll pull up Caprice.

Yeah, you're right. How dare Jay call me a badass? That's the most cumbersome thing you could eat. Ciabatta? You just throw that to me on purpose. Ciabatta? I thought you were about to start a story. I was like, nice, I got time for a quick bite.

I wasn't expecting you to pull out a ciabatta. How unfair of Jay to profile me. Yeah. Says the man biting his last thing you do a sneaky mid-convo bite with. Ciabatta and prosciutto. Putting your jaw through. Oh, man. I'm sorry, Nick.

What were you saying? Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So, Che, we took requests for the ice cream social, and Che was a guest that we were a little surprised by his pick. He requested – every request was, like, cookies and cream, strawberry. Chocolate. Chocolate chip cookie dough. Peanut butter chocolate.

Peanut butter chocolate. Sure, all of those. Moose tracks. All of the good sugary flavors. Che asked for pistachio. I think that's okay. Hey, hey, hey. I'm okay on this.

I want to have this conversation. I want to have this conversation. I've never had it. I do know that it's out there, but he was ready to fight to the death for pistachio, so y'all will fight with it. Do you think it could be a top 10 most purchased flavor? I could also add. It's not.

It's not. He did a physical fist pump when he asked for pistachio. To me, he went, pistachio. You didn't have it? I didn't have it. Oh, he assumed you have it. We asked for a request. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I thought he went up in a common flavor. I bought it today, and it took me forever to find at the store. Really? I only found one brand that sold it. Maybe two. It's in every ice cream parlor. It's a gelato. 21 most popular ice cream flavors.

Well, let's see them. Can't be a gelato. Vanilla, chocolate, of course. Vanilla, chocolate, okay. Wasting our time. Cookies and cream. Okay. Strawberries, sure, sure. Chocolate chip. By all means. Butter pecan. Butter pecan. Seven chocolate, of course. Okay, wasting our time. Cookies and cream, strawberry, sure, sure.

Chocolate chip. By all means. Butter pecan. Butter pecan. Seven, chocolate chip cookie dough. Now, you said it was top ten, Che. Mint chocolate chip, caramel, Neapolitan, Rocky Road. Caramel.

Che, we're running out of spots here. Butter, coffee. Oh, 14. 14. That's not bad. Yeah. Does anybody... It's not true, though.

Caramel. Caramel is not a White house Is that what it's called? I would think pistachios above caramel Pistachios are pretty common I've never even seen caramel ice cream I've never seen pistachio

I've never seen pistachio Is it an east coast thing? What up? I'm going to text Chef Donnie and get him to bring us the Froot Loops ice cream. Oh, yeah. You want more, and I want to try it for the first time. I don't have his number saved. Really? Yeah.

What would you say, Matt? Handsome chef? Probably Chef Donnie. Oh. What are you supposed to be? Titus? What are you? Dude. No spirit. No fucking spirit. It's an uphill battle at this company, honestly. Why have you kept your hand in the groundhog the whole time? Because it's fucking Groundhog Day, Brandon, okay?

Sorry, my bad. Because it's fucking Groundhog Day. It comes once a year. We all anxiously await. We all huddle around Gobbler's Knob. Waiting to see what Phil has to say. I hate that little rat fuck. Yeah?

Yeah. Why does he get to tell us what the weather's going to be? He is very full of himself. Yeah. He's a rat. He's got a pretty cushy life for a guy who's scared of a shadow. They should put him in a lab and give him crack. Yeah.

That's a great idea. Make him watch the yak. Hit levers to obtain crack. To obtain crack. Yeah, we ax. Yeah. What's up, idea. Make him watch the yak. Hit levers to obtain crack. To obtain crack. Yeah, we ax. Yeah. What's up, boys? Sorry I'm late.

Don't be sorry. Yeah. The Schwamm is here. Did you show him, TJ, walking on the court? Yeah. Yeah, we did. He's the best. I can't believe he came out for us.

What's he doing now? The golf? He's going to do Chef Donnie, then the golf. Oh. Then we're going to have him on PMT. Then this afternoon, we're going to play some pickup basketball. He's going to call some pickup basketball. Does he call a lot of basketball?

I don't think so. Did he in his day? No, I don't think any. But he'll do it. He'll do a great job. Damn good job. He's just like every time. I mean, this is the third time we've had him on.

I just smile when I see him. He just starts ripping off stories left and right. He is football. He is football. He is football. Who's your top four alive football? Oh, good question. Top four alive most football? Oh, yeah.

Top four alive football. Or to put it another way, how about a Mount Rushmore football guys? John Madden. That's what I would have thought of doing that. I was going to say, all right, Madden would be would be alive alive your top four alive football harbaugh harbaugh yeah he is oh shit harbaugh top four brandon dude yes we got a buckeye brandon relax harbaugh his direct quote is i went from the from the moment I was five years old, I realized I wanted to play football until I couldn't play any more than

coach football, then die. That is football. That's all that is is football. Football and death. I just feel like you can find, I don't know, number two, though. All right, Ditka. Ditka's way more than Harbaugh. Ditka might not be alive.

I don't know. He's kind of going through a Kim Jong-un thing where I haven't seen him in a while. Oh. Yeah. I feel like he's gone into hiding. And then who would be four? Okay. We just lost Buckus.

Saban. Yeah. Saban. Gruden. But I like Gruden. I mean, Gruden. Mike Dick is a style guy. Yeah.

Gruden is very high up there. Yeah. Gruden is high up there. Belichick beats Gruden. Belichick does beat Gruden. Yeah. Beluden is very high up there. Yeah, Gruden is high up there. Belichick beats Gruden. Belichick does beat Gruden. Yeah, Belichick's high up there. Belichick used to lock himself in the film room when he was like 12. You said Harbaugh second.

You got to walk back Harbaugh. Yeah, no, he is football. Oh, no. I honestly think he only thinks about football. Bill Belichick, we saw him leaving a – where was that? That ring cam where he was just – Oh, that ruined him. a – where was that, that ring cam? Where he was just – Oh, that ruined him. Revere, I think, or Saugus or something like that?

I've never wanted a fart to come out worse than that moment. What was this? You can find it, TJ. There was a ring cam of him leaving a one-night stand recently. Yeah, when it first came out, everyone was like, oh, this must be Nantucket, is what I assumed as well. Dave correctly spotted that it was not, and I believe it was like Revere or something like that. I forget.

But yeah, okay, Belichick, here it is. Shirtless. Just leaving. Moving slow. That's where you needed the fart, when he took the deep breath. Wait, so what's wrong with this? Nothing. But I'm saying Harbaugh doesn't.

No. You don't fuck. You don't fuck. Harbaugh gets pussy. Harbaugh only fucks to procreate. Yes. Remember he said recently he was like any. Oh, thank you.

If you don't get an abortion, you give your kid to me. He's anti-abortion. He's like, if any of my players have a kid and they can't raise it, I will raise it. Harbaugh said that? Yes. That is insane. Insane. That's great. That's an insane thing to say, and he meant it.

Alright, fine. You guys can do your own personal Mount Rushmore. Big Tuna, Bill Parcells. Alive. Alive. Very much alive. Mike Vrabel said he cut his dick off to win a super ray lewis but he never got to prove that but he said he would do you think he would ray lewis nah nah if he was so football why did he get caught up in a murder yeah why did he stop playing football also true all these guys have stopped playing football.

Well, when they stopped, did they coach? He's in TV. He should be coaching. If you love football, you'd be coaching. Ray Lewis is pretty football. Bill Cowher. Bill Cowher. Bill Cowher is football.

That is football. Jerry Jones. Nah. He's a pervert. Yeah. I don't think football guys are perverts. Okay. He's a pervert. Yeah. I don't think football guys are perverts. Okay. Not in that way.

It's the Harbaugh-James clip. Can you play that? He has a sex problem? Like, he was like, James, why are you having sex? Like, you should be thinking about football. What was that clip from? Peyton Manning. It was...

He's too funny. ESPN did the weird like mock combine. It'd have like guys come in. Remember it was there was one clip where like Mitch Trubisky was sitting with Gruden and like like I think Mitch Trubisky like couldn't recognize like zone defense or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like and the Bears still were like yeah let's try to take him to. Yeah. Let's trade up and take him to speak. Caleb. Did he actually say he does not want to be no coward walk that back it would be the most bearish thing of all time to have like the best trade they've ever had in franchise history and then you have like a guy who seems to be an incredible quarterback be like no i don't want to come draft drake may instead and

then have caleb williams be like the quarterback ever. Why don't more players do that? Because they don't have the leverage. I don't think too many players do it. What do you mean? I don't think any players should ever do it. I absolutely think they do have the leverage. But there's not many players who have done it. Yeah, I guess Eli did it. Elway had the leverage because of the Yankees.

Eric Lindros. The people who have done it have been very successful. Eli did it with no leverage. Does it ever backfire? I'm not showing up. Trade me to this team. The people who have done it have been very successful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, where has it gone wrong? Eli did it with no leverage. When does it ever backfire? I'm not showing up. Trade me to this team. There have been guys, right?

Yeah, look at this. All you have to do is publicly say you don't want to go, right? You got a problem with sex? You addicted to sex? Sex addiction or something? No, sir. Just remember, every second that you talk about something like this is every second you're on top of a football.

You don't have to be the buddy either, you know? You got a sex addiction? Just remember, every second that you talk about something like this is every second you're not talking about football. You don't have to be their buddy either. You got a sex addiction? What was that in response to? It was because Jameis had the fucker right in the pussy. Oh. The sex addicts. You got addicted to sex? Yeah.

Wait, what were you just saying? Why more players don't get drafted and be like nope i get yeah not many do you can just like can you kind of just pick where you want to go not really like don't draft me i'll just sign with you after because what would they do like if the bears draft him was he not gonna play yeah like he doesn't have any leverage yeah he could say he doesn't want to play say don't draft him but like okay but everyone else was like they were picked and then they were like i'm not coming yeah but it was the only eli i don't know how he did it that's just the manning like yeah yeah and elway was he had the leverage of

the yankees being like i will go to the i will go play baseball if the colts draft me it particularly doesn't make sense in this case because let Chicago is a poorly run organization and everything. I'm not going there. Number two is Washington. Right. Right. So like there's, there's no good alternative here.

Yeah. Guess what? If you're a really good quarterback, you're going to get drafted to a bad team and you'd be the guy. Oh, it works. Yeah. It's how this system works.

What else are you guys yakking about? Sorry. I missed the ice cream social. Oh, so last night we had, there was a dinner here with Chef Donnie. Yeah. And it was delicious. Me and Titus loved it.

So good. You guys showed up. Yeah, we did. Yeah. For a sponsor thing? Mm-hmm. They were treated. Guess what?

They were treated nicely. Yeah. Don't miss any more. I sure won't. Nick and Kyle did a great job as waitstaff. Is that what we're doing? Did you get set up? This fucking thing.

Titus, can you come to this event? No, I cannot. Thank you for the invitation. I can't make it. I will be doing my job instead. Okay. That was it. You came last night?

What a fucking scandal. Came last night? Holy shit. Wait, so tell. That was it. You came last night? What a fucking scandal. Came last night? Holy shit. So tell me, was it good? If I didn't show up you would hear about it from Rico. That's true. So it was good? Yeah. Great event. What else happened?

What was your favorite part, Kyle? I think the work will pay off. Yeah? Yeah. I think the work will pay off. Yeah? Yeah. I think mostly sports. Jerry after dark. It feels good to serve. Going to get some good.

They didn't have a seat. They didn't have a seat? What do you mean they didn't have a seat? They didn't have a seat for us. They had our name tags printed out, but they were like, we just don't have a seat for you guys. You can bartend. Oh, no.

Did you guys have a seat? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Me, Titus, and Jerry had seats. There were five tables for five of us, but yeah. Yeah, not every table of clients got a piece of talent. Oh. I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. Are you bartended? Yeah. Did anyone tip you? No. No one looked at me. Nobody looked at me. Yeah, I had to get a new spoon for brandon

i know but i didn't ask you for a spoon you saw across the room that i was my spoon fell no somebody somebody was just like hey kyle brandon needs a spoon oh i didn't know that yeah oh no you guys are the wait staff did you do the dishes after? No, we left. We bounced. But yeah, is there anything left over that I could try? I don't know. Did you try anything? I didn't. Oh, yeah. Then I'm good.

I heard there is. Oh, you guys didn't even get to eat? Right. They didn't get to eat. They brought us over an appetizer. What the fuck? They brought us over an appetizer and said Kyle and I could split it. They got nothing.

Oh, my God. We got to rectify this. It was rectified. Sales team felt really, really bad and sent us Grubhub coupons. Oh. Gift cards. Oh, that's beautiful. And we get a tremendous lunch every day.

Yeah. That's more than enough. Which is now over. No, and I think Anus is now being, the presenting sponsor is the barstool store so things are really really hell yes we landed them hell yes sorry i missed it i did too titus i was joking titus i will never live this down and i don't understand i didn't even know the wrong that's why i get the joking part means that it is over when you joke about it but i don't know if we're joking and i was i was 100% joking okay and I didn't even think it was wrong. That's why I get... The joking part means that it is over. When you joke about it, it's over. But I don't know if we're joking.

I was 100% joking. Okay. 100%. I don't know anymore. I was. A very sensitive... I know. I was without a doubt joking.

With the groundhog. With the groundhog. Yeah, now this groundhog thing looks... It's bad to be upset in a groundhog's face. This fucking... This fucking groundhog suit this fucking this fuck yeah this fucking i got a groundhog on my hand oh you never want to you never want to get perturbed in a groundhog suit is that that guy's only job to just pick up the groundhog?

I think he's probably a lawyer or something. It's probably like a society. Like they do other jobs in that town, and then on February 2nd, they just show up and do this. He's probably really cunty about it at localist. Yeah. And he has a very outsized ego about it. He probably is like, do you know who I am?

They're like, no. Be sure to be watching on the second. Yeah. Go ahead, turn your TV on on the second. Pulls out your puppet groundhog and be like, now do you know who I am? Does this look familiar? Does this ring a bell? Holding the groundhog.

Your guy's sketch was awesome, by the way. And I love that it duped Nadeau. It did. Oh, my God. All time. But it duped Nadeau. it was a dupe nadoo yeah so they just gotta pull it up yeah a scene where uh i'm masturbating in public oh that oh see you thought that was a real chicago resident so ken jack tweeted at like the new

york police and was like i just walked up 10th Ave and there was a man doing this. And Nadeau was like, you know, this is what New York's come to. Quality policing, he said. He's like, this is real quality policing. He just got got. And then he doubled down. Oh, did he?

I didn't see that. Yeah, someone was like, Nadeau. And he was like, why am I getting duped? You shouldn't be able to jerk off in public. He was pissed that you just even pretended to do that. Yeah. i don't think he knew it was me yeah we got lucky we found that park bench though because we went looking for shooting places to shoot and we just put in google maps parks and then we did it from here and the nearest place was like a school but it just said a park oh and i was there and i was like if you guys just think i'm a pussy i'll do it but like

i really don't want to do it here yeah that's a bad idea that was a good that was a good yeah good audible how was the ice cream social it was good you know we we had everybody come in and have their ice cream you know everybody that uh was it for t is tj is your birthday today no it was january 9th that's right it was because of the Royal Rumble. Oh. Cody Rhodes got us there. We assigned 30 different things to the 30 wrestlers, and then number 15 was Ice Cream Social, which was basically something that just sounded cool

and we didn't really have a plan for. Yeah. That's the best plan. Yeah, we were just trying to fill out numbers. It got the people excited. And then Brandon, I think, came up with it. He was just like, Ice Cream Social. And I was like, that's great.

I don't even know what that is, but put that on the list. Sounded fine. What was the worst thing on the list? Creed, Creed,, came up with it. He was just like, ice cream social. And I was like, that's great. I don't even know what that is. But put that on the list. Sounded fine. What was the worst thing on the list? Creed, Creed, Creed. TJ, Mr. Ed tattoo. Oh, TJ, Mr. Ed tattoo. Oh, yeah. That was suck.

He's right next to TJ gets $10,000. Oh. Who was going to pay you $10,000? It just said TJ gets $10,000. We were going to have to figure that out later. Brandon came up with. How were you going to figure that out? I like that.

They were going to ask you, I think. Hey, wait a second. I don't know how that would have gone. Where was the... Yeah. Hey, wait a goddamn second. He spent his money on Groundhog shit. Yeah.

Brandon also... Brandon also came up with Creed, Creed, Creed, which was what? Some guy had to sing Creed all day. Some guy had to be Creed Bratton, and some guy had to be Apollo Creed all day. I don't know why. Oh, I like that. Just put that on the wheel. There are a lot of just come up with the name of the thing.

Yeah. You don't actually know what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ice Cream Social was one of them. Should we think of things for Vegas right now? Creed, Creed, Creed. Creed, Creed,ed would be good yeah there you go wmba season tickets uh sandwich cook-off freaky friday tuxedo tuesday mostly

sports international is another one where i don't even know what that that's awesome have to go somewhere yeah came up with the idea escape room unretired from hanny carrot we had to go to carrot top show tommy walker week would have been good that would have been great Ric Flair chop off which we did anyway 1000 pushups you would have been fucked no it would have been the show all five of us on the show okay I stand by you would have been

fucked you're right because I'm giving you about 20 yeah there you go that's what it was Ice Cream Social was a good landing spot so it was fine notice you didn was a good landing spot. Yeah. So it was fine. Notice you didn't quite make it. Yeah, I was in a meeting.

I apologize. You didn't show up. I apologized after. You did request like three different types of ice cream. I still ate some. That's also not true. I know. I requested one and I ate it. What did you request?

Peanut butter? Peanut butter or peanut butter chocolate. Imagine going to the company-wide mandatory you cannot miss this or you're fired meeting instead of coming to our ice cream social. Don't get it, really. This is the last day of free lunch. Yes. And then we get out of town.

This office is going to cannibalize one another. Nicky Smokes keeps saying that he's going to run the office next week. I was just going to ask who's in charge. Yeah. Nicky Smokes keeps saying that he's going to run the office next week. I was just going to ask who's in charge. Paige. He said you left him in charge. No, he keeps harassing me. He was literally filming me taking a piss being like, so it's cool, I'm in charge.

And I just kept on saying, Paige, Paige, Paige is in charge. Nicky has volunteered to buy everyone that is here on Monday lunch. Which is great, but there's going to be like 10 people here. Smart move. Yeah. Savvy. Still a lot of money. Get those 10 people on his side. Lunch for 10 people is expensive. He's going to get like two pizzas. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I actually think it's

pizza. I forgot about pizza. Yeah. He's going to order a pizza. Everyone eat lunch. That's how he does it. Just demanding that I let you guys know that the stream dropped for like a minute. Oh, no. I'm furious that I haven't brought it up yet. Oh, okay.

Sorry. Drop for a minute. Apologize. What are you processing that? The internet went down. People think that now whenever any stream buffers for like any amount of time that it's us hitting a dump button. Oh. For the record, if we hit a dump button,

the stream ends and does not come back, and it just goes black. So we didn't dump anything. But you have a dump button? YouTube has a built-in delay that you can use. What did we miss? It is Groundhog Day. We can just repeat it, right?

Yeah, it was during after the jamis thing okay i don't remember weeks ago it'd be great if it was when i made that joke and then they came back and you were it was when you made that joke oh wow no way that's perfect and i was like why is titus mad now we missed something big it only only jumps on YouTube, so every other platform has all of it. That's perfect. What else are you guys talking about? Have we done any of the ads?

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Literally, the whole chat's like, what was the joke? Why is that? Oh, shit. We can't say it. That's so perfect. L, L, sad, dump button, L. It just went down again. Are we down right now?

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Mm-mm-mm. So we were down again for a second. I made another joke. Yeah. And it's just keep dumping it. Fidelberg's pissed. No. Oh, he's pissed.

Oh. I did just get some very big news that I'm happy to share with this particular group. Ooh. Hockey's back in the Olympics. Oh. Oh, wow. The NHL. Didn't know it left.

Yes. Didn't have a clue. No idea. That's fucking huge. No, that's huge. TJ Oshie, that was the last time. Oh, when he adopted all those dogs. A dog.

When he scored the goal against Russia. But, yeah, same thing. Didn't he adopt dogs and became America's sweetheart? Oh, yeah, at Sochi, yes. Yes. But that was after he scored like eight fucking goals against Russia. That's enormous. Why did it ever go out?

They went to college kids. So hockey itself was never gone. Oh, no, no, no. To NHL players. Makes more sense. The U.S. is going to be really fucking good. Who's the powerhouse when we left?

I actually don't even know. I would imagine the hierarchy didn't change all that much. Is Canada good at hockey? We have Austin Matthews. More of a curling country i think because we win all the stanley cups right yeah we do yeah so toronto won a few yeah like a hundred years ago yeah i guess we're better yeah okay i believe a canadian team hasn't won the cup in 30? 30. Wow. They suck at hockey. Shit. Finland won in 2022. I believe Finland won in

2022. And then Olympic athletes from Russia and Canada. That was Sochi. So the last time it was Finland? Roc Nation won. Finland is who we beat for the gold in 1980, I believe. Yes, it was. What did Her brooke say before

that game don't lose to finland he said classic letdown spot he said if you don't win this one you'll take it to your fucking grave that's a fact actually i feel like it still would have been still would have been sweet we would have just forgotten i i yeah we probably just like it's not even in the movie right but it probably would have been pretty shitty. We would have assumed that we did win the gold. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, currently, right now.

Yeah. Do we win the gold in the 80s? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you would have just remembered. It's like there's certain Patriots that didn't win a Super Bowl, but it's like if they were on the team, or like a giant. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're like, oh, yeah, you played around then.

Logan Mankins didn't win a Super Bowl. That's crazy. What? Wes Welker didn't, right? Wes Welker did not. Did you see that? Wes Welins didn't win the Super Bowl. That's crazy. Wes Welker didn't, right? Wes Welker did not. Did you see that? Wes Welker didn't win the Super Bowl. Wait, did he win one with the Broncos?

No, I don't. No, no, it was 0-1, 0-2, 0-4. And then... What about with Peyton Manning? Yeah, but those were all after... No, I think that was too late. Welker, I'm 99.9% sure he never won a Super Bowl.

Never won a Super Bowl. Yeah, it's like that, though. That's insane. Did you see that? I would have guessed he won three. Yeah. Did you see that stat of Bill O'Brien? Yes, that's crazy.

Bill O'Brien coached with Bill Belichick for, I think, four years. Maybe it was Bill Belichick for six years, Nick Saban for four years, and he never won a title. Yeah. Oh, my God. How insane is that? That's like the most impossible thing a title? Yeah. Oh, my God. How insane is that? That's like the most impossible thing to do. Where's he at next year?

Sounds like he's due to me. Yeah. And he has to walk around, and people are like, dude, remember that Super Bowl? Remember that national title? He's like, nope, not me. So if he was on a – That's awful.

What a fake. Awful. Everyone thinks he has. Yeah. You would just assume he's got at least a couple rings. So if he's in a position to win one this year, football media is going to get behind it and talk about how great of a story it is. Big story.

Yeah, and that team will be America's team kind of. Yeah. What team is he on? Are you employing? Oh, he did just snap. Buckeyes. I didn't know who he is. Wasn't that a quickie?

It looks like everybody's going to be cheering for us. That would suck so bad to be one of those guys that comes a year after and everyone just assumes you were part of those teams. Ugh. Brutal. Show up. Yeah, like all the guys on Alabama right now, or like the freshmen are gonna be like oh

he played for saban like in 10 years like he played for saving like no just missed him he recruited me but nope that would be brutal does he have a statue there yet he's had a statue yeah is he saving oh okay he has right i don't know know. I think he's got a Saban statue already. I would imagine so. You'd have to. I can kind of picture it now that you're saying it. Wait, when's the next Winter Olympics? Two years.

2026. We've got to do the bobsled video again. I really still can't. I don't think we can convince Dave because it was so miserably cold, but man, that would be so good. We can just dress warmer. That too. No, people would shit on it before the video came out.

No, you got to wear what we wore. But you could pop on. We were naked under it. You could pop on some thermals under it. Yeah, but remember those suits did not. I mean, it took us like 20 minutes to get them on. That was you and me. And get them off.

I have a feeling Dave was a little easier in and out. That's true. But yeah, we should redo that video. You have a zucchini squash for him, Kyle? Oh, yeah, there it is. There it is. Perfect. Just in case.

On command. I don't always have it. No. And you've been bringing that home every day and bringing it back. Sometimes I don't keep it on me at all times. This happens to be here. Decent amount. What?

Oh, yeah. This is us at the bobsled. Did he drop a still here at the end of that? Is that what I heard? I hurt myself bad on that pole. Remember that? On the bowl? Yeah. Yeah. I hurt myself bad on that pole. Remember that? On the bowl? Yeah.

Yeah. I gored myself. You can see us shivering. And then we had the worst sled in the whole competition. We thought we crushed it and they were like, yeah, that was the worst time. Is this the international sled? We thought we crushed it, and they were like, yeah, that was the worst time. This one?

What is it? Is this the international? That's your sled? Yeah. So then we did it. We were so bad. And then some guy was like, hey, you can use our sled. And we did it.

We were like 10 seconds back. So that's bad? Yeah. We are ripping off this side. This side. Side, side. The side. I mean, it was just Hank and Gaz. Were they both there? I think so. Maybe just Gaz.

Wait, was he about to do a pizza review? Yeah. He was doing pizza reviews then? Yeah, this was after pizza reviews started with burrito versus pizza. Yeah, I thought this was before that. No, that was 2013 spring. No shit. That was that long ago? Yeah.

How long did you do the burrito for? 2013 spring. No shit. That was that long ago? Mark it down. Put it in the book. It's a bargain championship. 7.9. How long did you do the burrito for? I ate the burrito for the whole week. But you actually did it? Yes. Every single day. He broke like the first night, right?

He said he ate cookies the first night. Yeah. Yeah, this was us with the good sled. So your first one was like nine something, right? Yeah, I think this was the good sled. No, one was like nine something right yeah i think this was the good sled might not be no i think maybe we did a third run but all these people had like incredible setups they had these little like huts it was fun that looks so fun yeah it was a good time if there's another run oh no that was us, yeah.

All right, maybe he wasn't. Wait, where was this? Camden, Maine. Yeah, like way up north. And we got cut off at an Applebee's the night before. Yeah. From booze? Yeah.

At an Applebee's? I guess they video you and a certain amount of drinks. I literally can't hear you. We spent like five hours had an applebee's i guess they video you and a certain amount of drinks i literally we were we spent like five hours at applebee's they're like you guys have had like 10 drinks you can't have anymore we were there long we were there we did like the full day we went blogged at a full day we wanted to eat everything on the menu yeah but we started drinking at like noon and so like we we ordered the entire menu and ate for like eight hours and then tried to order a drink you know like now like 7 p.m at night and they were like whoa you guys been over served yeah like we've had fucking five drinks in eight hours yeah right over served yeah the whole menu though yeah we did we definitely did every appetizer yeah whole menu

wow yeah impressed right You're impressed? Even if you did all the appetizers, it's pretty good. What's the staple of Applebee's? What's their, like, Bloomin' Onion and, you know, Baby Back Ribs? Yeah, Baby Back Ribs. No, that's Chili's. Oh, yeah, duh. Fuck. They have rice ass.

Boneless wings? Yeah. Yeah, what's their staple item? What is like the... Isn't it like the ambiance? Like the local flair? Like they have all the local... They have the high school football schedule.

The ambiance of Applebee's. So, Jay, who drives Applebee's? They have all the local ambiance of Applebee's. They have all the local clippings and the local... Yeah, they have a sign that says 84 state champs. Jay just can do, and I do like that. I think he's right. You think it's the ambiance? Yeah, I think a sign that says 84 state champs. I do like that. I think he's right. You think it's the ambiance?

Yeah, I think it's the ambiance. Okay, so Black Onion is out back, and then we have Baby Back Ribs at Chili's, and then we have the ambiance. It's called eating good in the neighborhood. We're talking about food, though. What's their menu item? Yeah. Signature menu item.

Is it the margarita? Oh, maybe. Don't they have the egg roll, the something egg roll, or the chicken crispers? No, chicken crispers and chilies. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. You think anyone's ever been like, what are you thinking for food tonight?

I'm thinking ambiance. Oh, I'm craving ambiance. Their food is dog shit, but oh my God. Yeah. This calendar that the basketball team put together. Third place for the junior high team in 1975 we gotta go check that out i i remember hearing once and there's no way this is true but i do enjoy spreading misinformation that applebee's doesn't have grills or like sources of heat everything's microwaved i think i've heard that too that might be just for the takeout i don't

know kyle can you call applebee's and just be like, can we give three of your most famous item? Yeah. Yeah, be like what? It's boneless wings. No, call at Applebee's and be like, hey, I'm visiting from Canada. Yeah. Or no, I'm proposing my girlfriend tonight.

What's the one best item that you guys have? I want to impress her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a random employee that answers the phone at Applebee's even. what's the like one best item that you guys have i want to impress her or you can yeah yeah what a what a random employee the answer is the phone applebee's even they'll give us something they don't want to order i want to pre-order it i want to make sure you don't get in the microwave now preheat the microwave we're coming to applebee's there you got one

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the less likely we are to get that ice cream. Oh, yeah. We need that ice cream. Donnie did. He made a point to me. He said, I want you to try this ice cream. He wants everybody to try it. It's one of the best foods I've had. It's Froot Loops, you say?

Froot Loops. And you got it just as it was made. I did. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if it'll hold up. What do Froot Loops got? Well, you guys got it so fresh.

You guys really did get it on the table quickly. Yeah. It was really good service. You did a great job. All right, Kyle, you ready to call? Yeah. Oh, you got your Stanley. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah. Does the trick. Lead poisoning. I heard. Oh, you're Stanley. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. That was a trick. Lead poisoning. I heard. That's everything these days. That's got to be someone else doing some misinformation to try to take down Stanley. So I am- Probably Phyllis.

Yeah. I'm asking to pre-order. Like, what's your- Be like, I'm proposing tonight. Why are you looking at- Because Brandon made an office- I heard it. I know, and then he spent-

I went right by it. But as soon as he said it it he started turning around trying to see if anybody wasn't he wants everybody to not yeah stanley was and uh so no so for people who don't i didn't do that hold on so for people understand the office was a hit show on nbc and there was a character named stan there's no reason to stop and stanley and Phyllis sat across from each other. I didn't do what he said. So Stanley, when I said someone's trying to take down Stanley, Brandon said Phyllis because that was the name of the character that sat across from Stanley.

They famously got along. Got along very well. So that joke doesn't even make sense. Would have been better if you said Dwight or Michaelael or you could just be like i'm marveling at the size of that stanley that'd be cool yeah you don't think that stanley looks like he could dribble a basketball that would be a better joke i didn't look around he's making that up i did not i just i said it and then you guys stopped everything. So continue, please. What was Kyle doing?

He was going to call Applebee's and ask for three of their most famous dishes. That'll be fun. They went to an Applebee's in the office, right? Yeah. Yeah. Famously. Jan and Michael Scott. No. Not Jan? They went to Chili's. They office, right? Yeah. Yeah. Famously. Jan and Michael Scott. No. Not Jan?

They went to Chili's. They went to an Outback. It was Chili's. They did the bacon. Guys, they went to Chili's multiple times. They had the Dundies at Chili's. I was Chili's. Yeah.

I was trying to goat Brandon to get upset. Goat, not goat. Goat. You got it again. You got it again. You got it again. Don't they talk about a blue? They did.

They definitely went to Chili's, but didn't they talk about a Bloomin' Onion? That's Outback. I know. They got an awesome blossom at Chili's. They have ghosts. What was it called? Dwight Farms? It was called Dwight Farms.

Yeah, it was a radish farm. Yep, radishes. Roadside radishes is what they call them. Nope. Who's your favorite character, Brandon? Moses. I like that he has cousin. I like J. they call him. Nope. Who's your favorite character, Brandon? Moses. I like J.D. Moses.

Turk? You're the one that... I like Kelso on that show. Creed. Creed. I like Viangelo Dickers. Has the highest batting average. Creed walked in on Nate taking a shit once.

My favorite barista. Oh, yeah. I want to know Nate's reaction. Creed? He opened the door fully? Yeah, fully open. At the first office where it was just like he just opened the door and Nate was just there dumping out. Someone did that to Dave.

I mean, y'all having one bathroom right off the main office was, it had to be a wild, wild west. It was two bathrooms. Oh, good, two then. But it was. Somebody walked in on Dave? Yeah, someone walked in on Dave. It was a very. Oh, good, two then. Somebody walked in on Dave? Yeah, someone walked in on Dave. It was a very awkward moment. That's why I started pissing in the sink.

Everyone got mad at me. It's like we have 70 people, two bathrooms. I got to piss in the sink. That office was – we were too big for that office like one month. I've never experienced appropriate space. We had the sales team sitting on the same floor as us like Stephen Shea was sitting

with like loud Sean in all business Pete I don't know the same floor I think same desk situations damn I walked in on Gilly once he was listening to his own podcast I was scared Alright call

Okay You want them to preorder their signature dish Or their best dish for a proposal I think say signature dish And then be like and what is that by the way does he have to say TJ does he have to say say you're recording for like a wedding video for your wife like

the prep of your I don't fucking know for the wedding planner can you hear that The prep of your... I don't fucking know, dude. For the wedding planner. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can you hear that? Does your speakerphone not work? No.

Oh. I hear it now. Oh, I missed the prompts. Press three to speak to a manager. Say you're recording for your records yeah you're live to tape all right first of all you are live for a recording for a wedding video second, I will be proposing at the restaurant. I wanted to make sure a, you could accommodate that be the hours.

The holiday hours weren't different. Can you give me a second here? Yeah. I hate this so much. It's the worst. Why don't we do such an assassin? He just keep asking. He's going to put him, she's going to put a manager, so ask for the signature dish.

We've got to get the signature dish. But act like you know what it is, too. Just three signature dishes. What's like your best dish? Oh, I hate this. This is the worst, but I love it. Groundhog can't even look. Yeah.

No. Oh, it's awesome. Shh. Sorry, sorry's awesome. Shh. It's high, it's high, it's high. The groundhog's making us laugh. Kid, stop. He's a great puppeteer. He's a great puppeteer.

Come on out, groundhog. Come on out. Come on out for a second. Take a out. Come on out for a second. Take a look. You can look. No. It's fine, buddy. We're all friends here.

It's fine. Hey. Take a look, Groundhog. Just come on out for a second. He's so embarrassed, the Groundhog. Oh, no. Hey, buddy. No, no, no groundhog. Oh, no. Hey, buddy. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey. Damn. People are saying they wanted to see the groundhog get mousetrapped. That's fucked up. Oh, no. You get impatient, Kyle. That's fucked up. Oh, no. You get impatient, Kyle? Yeah. We used to do this in college.

We'd call and order drinks to go just to see if they could give them to us. Underage? Or you would just do it? No, late college. So then what was... I don't get it. Why, you can't get a drink to go? No. You can't? No. Why, you can't get a drink to go? No. You can't?

No. Oh, okay. We're going to get three margaritas to go. We can't get them to go. But you went to college in... Everywhere. He did, yeah. This was in Providence.

Eight colleges? Eight when you count Salamanca in Spain. Seven in America. White Sox Dave just emailed the whole Chicago office and said, hey, I have eight tickets for a suite for Bowls vs. T-Wolves. The headline is Bowls Suite February 6th. Yep. And Fasoli just replied, for tonight?

Yep. Yep. This manager does not want to talk to you no yeah should i just hang up i would be allowed yeah yeah okay damn i guess we'll never know not proposing now i'll do it i'll do it oh yeah i did grand island nebraska I thought they would be the nicest. The least busy. They'd be excited to hear from you. They actually might be the most busy. Have you guys heard my stomach between them?

Yeah. In Nebraska. To place an order for a meal or delivery, please visit Applebee's.com or download the Applebee's app on your mobile device. Applebee's iscom or download the Applebee's app on your mobile device. Applebee's is also available for delivery on Uber Eats and DoorDash. To modify or change an existing order, please press 1. Fuck.

To place a new to-go order, please press 2. For all other inquiries, please press 0. Oh. They got us good with that. Thank you for calling Applebee's. One second. This is Kathleen speaking. Thank God I was good with that. Thank you for calling up. I have a big date tonight and I was just I'm not very familiar with the Applebee's menu.

What's your go-to number one dish? It's mostly the steak or if not the riblets. Oh, the riblets Oh the riblets Okay Alright thank you so much Okay it's no problem

Have a nice day Riblets The riblets The motherfucking riblets Riblets I'm a little surprised She didn't say ambiance I really thought she was going to

Oh wait should we call back And ask how The ambiance Alright fine Do people usually leave full On the ambiance. All right, fine. Do people usually leave full on the ambiance? Takes them to go. Just takes them off the wall to take home. What?

Did you do local? No, that was Times Square. No. They probably didn't have ambiance. No chance. I bet you a new one would say something different. Where's this one? Hodgkin?

Outside Juliet, I think. How are you choosing these? Yeah, you're getting them quick. Do you have these saved to your phone? No. Please press 1. Place an order to go. Press 2.

For other inquiries or to speak to a manager, press 3. Oh, back to 3 i love the tape i love the tape uh i am coming in tonight, and I'm bringing my girlfriend. And I was just wondering, 0 to 10, is the ambiance, like, where would you rate it? The ambiance? Yeah. It's about a solid 6, 7 out of 8 for a standard family restaurant. Love that.

Love that. And what's the signature dish? I want to order her the best thing. Our signature dish, I'd recommend our bourbon street chicken and shrimp. Oh. What about riblets? You guys have riblets? Riblets? Yeah.

Our current promo is all you can eat with riblets, boneless wings, and fried shrimp. You can start off with one of the three, but mix mix and match so you can always change it up later on. Oh, I love that. Thank you so much. We'll see you later tonight. Alright, see you soon. I'm going right now. I love that. Let's go. Hell yeah.

Great answers, too. Six, seven for a standard family restaurant. That's a good-ass guy. I've been impressed with the entire managerial staff at Applebee's. Yeah. Except for Kyle's, I guess. It was all-you-can-eat riblets, shrimp, and what? Something else.

I don't know, but we got to go. Got to go. God. Wait, all-you-can-eat ribs and shrimp? Riblets, right? Didn't he say riblets? Yeah, it was riblets, shrimp, and fucking wings? For how much?

No. Yeah, I think I heard of wings. Did you guys like the live tape? Thatlets? Still. Yeah, it was riblets, shrimp, and fuck. Or how much? Wings? No. Yeah, I think I heard of wings. Did you guys like the live tape? Kirk taught me. Yeah. He's really good at that.

He just goes, live tape. Do you have to do this? I remember back in the day. It's a state-by-state thing. Illinois and New York are both dual-party consent laws,

so both sides have to know that they're live tape. It must have been like the jam scam. It's like things they did as, like, a kid. Like, when the morning radio show would, like, prank call somebody. I don't remember them doing that.

So, all you can eat. We should go. Yeah. It's also, like, this is one of those situations. Does Berman want to go? People are like, hey, is this an ad you guys are doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have done it.

It's, like, it's a genius a genius like subversive ad we should have done do you remember when sunny did that yeah and people sunny was pissed it was the sunny dave and buster's episode and then fx sold all the ads to dave and buster oh and they were like we didn't fucking write that like it wasn't supposed to be an ad yeah much like this now i want to go to applebee's yeah that kind of just turned into an ad for Applebee's. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We need to start doing more subversive ads. Yeah.

Berman definitely crushes Applebee's. Oh, for sure. He probably did a commercial with Applebee's at some point. I'd imagine. All right, I actually have to go tape with him. So here, we change the schedule a little, because after the Yak and we finish with Berman, he's going to play one hole on live stream and then he's going to commentate basketball. Nice.

So tune into Viva La Stool. No. Viva TV. Stool Show. There it is. There it is. Whoa. Wait, what?

Two entrees for just $25. The 25 dishes make the menu. It's a Southwest showdown. The chefs are coming out. I love it. Oh, that's the girl from Workaholics. Yes, it is. Yeah. Is that Denzel Washington? Yes.

Holy shit. Ooh. That was a good deal, too. Yeah. Oh, my God. How much did Applebee's pay us for? Are we out? I got it, yeah.

Shit. All right, yeah, so tune into Stool Stream's YouTube and Rumble everywhere you can find it. Watch. We will be live. We'll be live sometime around 2. 2 30 3 for some golf and basketball okay very cool keep yakking sure yeah right now are you playing basketball no i want to go to applebee's i gotta go pick up my mother-in-law from the airport yeah yeah why because um you got a sign

for her boy she's flying in a lot a lot when i go out of town for a long time, she comes in and helps my wife. I like it better if I didn't know that. I just like the idea of. Oh, no. Like every so often, you're just like, I can't. My mother-in-law's flying in. Family. We had decided to do a dinner, and Titus immediately backed out.

Immediately. As soon as I got the reservation. Well, that happens. I made a reservation. That's a Super Bowl week staple. Dinner? Oh, in Vegas? Yeah.

We had a plan. I immediately found better plans. More famous people that have more clout than you guys. Sure, yeah. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to go hang out with them instead. That makes perfect sense. I feel like that's how this business works. It does hurt.

It was $25 a person for a reservation to sit next to the window. Where was this? Steakhouse. But we told you not to do that. I didn't. Okay. I didn't. Is the window that valuable?

Maybe in Vegas. You want to be seen or you want to see? You want to see. Okay. I'm trying to think when like in movies when we got a great table for you, sir. I don't think it's ever by the way. It's always in the back. Yeah.

Yeah. Great table in the back for you. Yeah, it is always in the back. Although that would be the worst table. Why? You have to walk all the way through the restaurant. Yeah, you get to show off. You get to be seen.

Yeah. It's like going to sharpen your pencil. What if you don't want to be seen? But where does catch steak put the ugly? Hold on. Wasn't that in the back? Did you go get your pencil sharpened just so you could be seen? When I knew I had new sneakers or something?

Yeah. I was keeping that pencil sharp. I would break on purpose. Do those pencil sharpeners still exist? The one where you'd always hit your knuckle off the wall? Oh, yeah. They did when I left. Really?

Well, surely nothing's changed. Yeah, I guess. the textbooks still exist i think in in in college they might not exist as much right they might maybe still in high school and all that they're giving out like ipads in high school yeah i think i think they do tablets yeah my kids all have tablets and laptops and stuff. But do they have books? Yeah, well, I don't know. When's the last time I've seen a book? The kids just don't go to school anymore.

No, they do a lot of e-learning. They'll just not show up. Yeah. That's what my sister said. They'll do a lot of e-learning. I mean, mine go, but they'll let them out quick. There's plenty of kids who show up once a week. Yeah. With the books, there was always, like, an era you didn't get.

Like, it happened after the books were printed, but before they got new ones. Yeah. That, like, I don't know anything about the 90s. Yeah. All of our books were from, like, the 80s. Yeah. I don't have any 90s. Were y'all good at covering your books with the paper covers?

I bought the ones that were, like, you could wear as a do-rag. I didn't know you could. Stretchy ones I bought the ones that you could wear as a do-rag. I didn't know you could. Stretchy ones. Stretchy boys that you could wear as a do-rag. Oh, okay. You'd use paper bags? They would make us use paper bags. Paper bags.

And we'd fold them over. I never know how to do it. I couldn't do it worth a shit. Mine would always be just... And it would just get ripped off very soon. Yeah. So I don't even know. We used to reuse our books to go slick.

Yeah, one of those. From r slash do-rags. Nice. You pulled that up quick. That's what we would do. There's only 122 members of r slash do-rag? That seems to be more than I would have expected. I guess it's time to drop some cash on a new rag.

Did you guys have to get pen licenses in school here? What now? Say what? So we were not allowed to write in pen, in ink, until you got a license from, like, I don't know if it was through the board or, like, your teacher. But, yeah, it was just pencil until you got that license. Did you have to pay for it? No. You had to get an ink? No, you'd have to, like, write a pen license.

I don't think it was ever a written rule, but it was certainly implied that I'd use pencil when I was younger. Yeah, we started using pen in third grade, but it had to be a raceable pen. But there was no license aspect to it. Did you have to pass some things off? Yeah, so you would have to write a story, like a novel. They would narrate something.

You had to write a novel? Well, not a novel, but they'd narrate a short story, like a novel. They'll narrate something. You have to write a novel. Well, not a novel, but they'll narrate a short story, you have to write, keep up, and then they'll just come in and check your handwriting. Did you pass the first time? I got mine on like in the fourth grade, I believe. In the fourth grade.

And I think it might have taken me two or three chances. Damn, failed the pen exam. Yeah, made a couple mistakes. My handwriting is awful. Yeah, made a couple mistakes. The pen exam. My handwriting is awful. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

Maybe some people should try it before you have seconds. No. No, no, no. You assumed this would be my second. I think Brandon and I should go first. Yeah. Because we're more. Donnie, can I bring it?

We'll show you how it's done. We'll show you how you eat this ice cream. Thanks, Matt. Erasable pens were such a scam. Those didn't work at all. We're doing ice cream scams. Well, they smeared it still just as much as pencil. I like Smentles.

The ones that smelled good? Yeah. Yeah, those were great. They were always at the checkout of like a Borders. Yeah, or like a Book Fair. So, Donnie, this has to be one of your most universally loved foods you've ever made. I think so.

What's the inspiration for this, Donnie? We had a client dinner last night and Kellogg's was one of the people here, so I was like, I should try to make ice cream. This was a first time? Yeah, first time. The whole dinner was asking for the recipe and Donnie goes, it's simple. Spoke for six minutes.

Yeah, spoke for six minutes. Or rated. He goes, it's really easy. All you have to do is. Yeah. And then the place. The word press was in there. Steep was in there.

Steep. Real easy. Steep. You had to pour it through a sieve. Yeah. A sieve. Laying it out. Relatively easy.

I don't even have. This is a bad scoop. Sorry, guys. Is this an ice cream or a gelato? This is an ice cream. Yeah. A sieve? Laying it out. Relatively. I don't even have bad scoops. Sorry, guys. Is this an ice cream or a gelato? This is an ice cream. You keep saying gelato. What's your problem?

I went to Italy, so like... Wait a minute. You went to Italy how long ago? Whatever the Ryder Cup was. And then what...

It was every two years. No, no. So it was just in October, right? Okay. So you went to Italy in October. What did you pull out of your? Okay. So you went to Italy in October. What did you pull out of your pocket yesterday?

Waffle cone from my gelato. A piece of waffle cone from Italy. Are we all eating together? I think, yeah. I don't know if I can. Is there Froot Loops in it? Ah, you fuck. Yeah.

You can pass it over here if you want. There you go. You got the wrong one here if you want. There you go. You got the wrong one. You got the wrong motherfucking one. I have more fights. These scoops are not the prettiest,

but I'll... Go ahead, Brandon. I'll wait for fights. Go ahead, fights. Oh, go together. Yeah, okay. Damn. Yes, Donnie, thank you.

You son of a bitch, man. Buddy! Boom! this is crazy good uh-huh thank you very much this is this is crazy oh Brandon? Kyle? It's one of the best ice creams I've ever had in my life. Relapse on Kush. I can taste it on Kush. Imagine that on Kush. The rest of the pint? That's for you guys. I'm glad you like it.

This is unbelievable. I really like making ice creams now. I think I'm going to have to start experimenting. Zah is coming in to get some, too. Who is? Zah and TJ. Yeah, ice creams are fun, so I'll start making more for you, Brandon. Thank you. You guys got a good setup over here.

Wait, you guys are doing this right? Oh, no, wait. No, in New York, we do like that we put the bag of ice cubes with the salt. We just shake it. This has turned into a mukbang. I guess I could talk. I got nothing really to talk about. Wow.

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Where'd he go? He went to get a plate. Is the milk cereal milk, you think? Or is it just there's fruity pebbles in it? Is that the thing? Using cereal milk as milk? It's Froot Loops, and I don't know. I've got him a plate.

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$199 or more, or a dish of smoke for good. Thanks, man. Yep. Two other plugs while we're here. The guys that made that yak beer sent in a pallet. Oh, yeah. It's behind Nick. Thank you so much.

Where are we? We're allowed to promote it? Yeah, we just can't clip it out. Oh, nice. Yeah. The wheel is just them. That was amazing. American Haze Ale.

That's very cool. I have to give some to my dad. Yeah, send some now. Also, Mostly Sports made a playlist today. If people want the link, I'll put it in the chat. Yeah. Yep. Ice cream in February playlist.

Ice cream in February. With Blutman. Blutman. Blutman. Blutman, the only guy that came in and took an entire carton of ice cream. Yep. But he did ask. Click on Brandon's Spotify profile.

Let's not do that. I don't want to do that. DJ, do it. Does the Spotify profile, does it keep track of your most played songs or anything like that? I think you just look at the playlist you've made. Can we see what you were listening to on the drive-in and stuff? Yeah, probably. No, no.

Never mind, never mind, never mind. Go private, Brandon. Sorry. Okay. What could that be is he texting so oh shit sorry uh we have i feel like we've done a strides head effect situation here do you want to say do you want to clear anything up no i don't i don't i don't want to say something? Do you want to clear anything up? No, I don't. I don't. I don't want to at all. Let's go private.

Yeah. How do you go private? I don't know. Here. You don't? Okay. I feel pretty bad. So the groundhog did see his shadow.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, you only have three. Yeah, but I don't want people to be. Okay, it's fine. TJ, TJ, change it to me real quick. I'll do some puppeteering. Hey, it's me. Spotify, what's that?

Brandon, I think the only three things you have public are 1993, 60s, bangers, and ice cream in February. Okay, good. Okay. That's fine. My other ones, all my family uses it, and they all have their own name playlist.

Ah. Yes, yes, yes. Brandon, listen to First of the Month a hundred times. A hundred times. Yeah. You're not playing. I thought you're gonna play uh pickup today i really did i think i'm not joking i thought i thought you're gonna i thought it was but i i really i have to go get her i have to go to o'hare and get her so um just not something i can i can miss damn i wanted to but i want to play in front of berman but But I also want to give these other whippersnappers here the chance to make memories. Yeah.

You know, me with everything I got. Oh, wow. This is weird timing. Okay. Oh, no. Oh. We just talked about Creed. You said you talked about Creed.

Shit. There's that. Creed Good guy Good stuff Brandon anything to say? Great Great actor Damn Well guys have a good weekend I kind of

Kind of wanted the groundhog to react A little bit. Somber. Why are you good at that? He's really good. I don't know. How do ventriloquists... Is that a high-quality groundhog puppet?

I got to be honest, when I bought it, I didn't realize it was a puppet until it came in. You are good at it. I mean, what do you mean? It's not... No, I don't realize it was a puppet until it came in. You are good at it. What do you mean? It's not. I don't know. How do you do that? You just go like that. I don't think I could do that.

I'm trying to hang on. Are you jacking off? Jacking them off. Yeah, jack them off. Wait, Brandon. You are public. Oh, wait, Brandon. You are public. I was like, so now I just made it worse. No, I'll get you.

All right. A good friend of the program. All right. So fight's just left, I guess. I guess go ahead and spin the wheel, Teej. Spin the wheel. We will next join you from Las Vegas, Nevada. Are we doing anything for that?

Yeah, we're doing the Yak. Doing mostly sports at 7 a.m., doing the Yak at 10 a.m. Western time. Oh, boy. She's good. All right, that's dry. So we will be,

it'll be our regular time. I don't know what all we got planned. We'll come up with some plans and stuff from Vegas. Will we though? We always do. We do? We always fucking do. We will.

Dude, we always bring it. We're going to bring it. Vegas? Vegas, you fucking kidding me? Of course we're going to bring it. We're going to bring it. Of course. We're so fucking talented.

Yeah, they're not ready. All right. Watch the Boomer stuff. Watch Chris Berman. Watch the golf. Did he say Viva TV? Is that where it is? Viva TV.

So they're going to be doing that. They're going to be doing the basketball, all that, in the afternoon with Chris Berman in just a little bit. So check that out. Otherwise, we'll see you Monday in Vegas. We'll see you then. We'll see you then. Thank you. Have a great weekend, guys. Sorry about the stream dropping.

It wasn't my fault. Stay safe this weekend. Love you guys.