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Episode Date: October 6, 2026

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Go buy it. Great deal. Amazon Prime Day. Go right now, Stellbluecoffee.com. Hello, everyone. What's up? Dana B is in the house. Dana B.

Hope, you freaking legends. Oh, hey. Hell yeah. Have you been dressing like Kyle? He has been. This is an exceptionally baggy. Yeah, whoa, what's going on with that? That's crazy baggy.

He's in that hot breakfast cereal wave with me. Yeah, what? Oatmeal. Oh, yeah, I've been having an oatmeal. No, I'm like the color. What? The shirt color is like a color. Have you also been eating oatmeal?

I have been eating oatmeal fiber. Makes you poop. What do you call pee? Is that a sweater? Is that just a sweater? A sweater? That's a simple. What do you call that?

What do you call that thing? It's a moo-moo? That's pretty baggy. Dude, stand up. That shit of her cabbage with with rain. Oh, okay, that's not as bad. No, but when you sit. No.

Did you just recently go and get a new wardrobe? It's got a teabob. No, my wife has been buying me nice clothes for years, and I just would wear them once a year. And then I figured why don't I wear these weekly? Yeah. The best part of this job is you don't have to. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants, but...

Yeah, sometimes it's nice to dress. It makes you feel different. It makes you feel more confident. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Thanks, guys. So, BigCats got Brandon's flannel on. Uh-huh.

Although someone commented, they're like, that was last year's flannel. You better get a new one. It's like, what the fuck? I have to get new flannels. You don't have to get new flannels. What? Last season, yeah. Fuck.

You have to. Yeah, I don't. He does. Gotta get a new flannel. I'm thinking about going to my Mickey Betts for him just wearing the same thing every day. I think that would be a lot of... He is kind of gross like that, huh?

Yeah. He claims it's... He has multiple different black shirts and shorts, I believe him. He also claims that he eats the bottom of bagels. There's a lot of shit. Also, because his commutes an hour and a half, he says he sleeps in what he's wearing to work the next day so he can sleep in a little bit more. No. That's just a fish.

That's a better be an urban legend. That's not true. That is true. Sometimes. That's what he said. He sleeps in his clothes that he's going to wear? I believe so. He wakes up and just.

leaves? How much time does that save you? It's like pajamas. You know, he wasn't wearing it the whole day before. That saves you a minute and a half. That's crazy. Wait, he isn't shower in the morning?

I've said too much. That's just what I've heard. You guys all shower in the morning. Oh, yes. I shower at night and in the morning. Yeah. That's fine, but people who don't shower in the morning is crazy. I don't know how you do that.

I don't know how you just get out of bed and go. No. People's argument is that you you are going to bed dirty. I agree. Which is I don't shower at night. No. But I agree.

When you put it that way, it is kind of gross. But I just don't know how you don't, like, when you wake up. Like on Saturdays, sometimes I won't shower until like 3 o'clock. You know what I mean? Like, I'll just not shower in the morning. And I feel like gross. Yeah. Yeah, even when you do shower at night, you still wake up with like an extra layer of month.

You have a shower all the time. You do both. A layer? I love how much. You wake up a layer. I feel like there's a film. Okay. Yeah, film.

Yeah, I should do morning. I don't do night. You ever pissed naked before a shower? And then you got to cup your. hands like you're getting communion under your dick so if it drips it drips into your hand before you get in the shower why would you just piss in the shower no what on the way from the toilet to the shower no i just piss in the shower i just piss in the toilet and then go the shower do you you get the drippings yeah and you drip it into your your hands yeah palms no we all do that yeah i'll piss in

the shower before i turn on the shower no no you won't yeah i will you shouldn't you shouldn't Okay. All right. I'll do it when I'm not even going to shower. You'll piss in the shower. What? Yeah, just staying on the side of the shower. When I'm staying at a hotel room, if I wake up in the middle of the night, I'll go, I'll piss in the shower, not the sink.

I mean, not the toilet, right? Sometimes the sink. Hmm. Why? Why? Because I kind of get lost sometimes. Like, if I'm not, if I'm trying not to wake up and it's like, I don't want to have to lift a lid. Lift the lid and aim and all that stuff.

And I'd be like, there's it. There it is. It's right there at the tub. And I'll just fucking. pissing it. Who cares? Same thing. Not, though. But it is. A hole's a hole. It's literally going to say this.

All right. Yeah. It's truth. But yeah, Dana, big sweater. Yeah. And also, congrats on the oatmeal. Thanks. Remember the sink? Remember the sink days? Oh, I still pissing the sink. Did you piss in the sink of the first office here? And then somebody like came in?

Yeah. I remember you were, we were hockey, stacking and you're pissing and somebody else came in it. Yeah, there was a, it was a, like a shop sink in the back. Yeah, we had a very bad bathroom debacle. We had like 20 keys for two bathrooms, but it was only because we kept losing the keys. You didn't lose them. They were all at Kyle's. I kept on taking them out.

Yeah, Kyle just kept on taking them. So then I was pissing in the shop sink and then one of the cleaning ladies walked in. And I just kind of like, whoop, sorry. Almost done here. First time I ever met KFC was him walking in a museum. taking a shit. Oh, whoa. And then Erica got really mad at me the last, the first New York

office because I pissed in the sink there in the kitchen sink. That was, that's what I was talking about. That one I still defend myself. You can't kitchen sink. It was Nick. That office, did you ever go to that office? No. There was 70 people. It was tough. Two bathrooms. Two single bathrooms. And the kitchen also, by the way, was not like this kitchen. It was like the tiny little, like no one used the kitchen. I've been to that office once when we made Brandon around a mile.

Yeah. I was feeling concerned. You pulled me aside. You were like, you can't be a pussy here. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, we can't make him do this. No, yeah.

You were, you were, you were like you're being a big pussy. If he dies, he dies. But yeah, that was, uh, Erica was legitimately upset at me. There was a company email about pissing. Yeah. Right. Wow. I'll piss in the sink at home, though, when I do the dishes and I'm, oh, come on.

Wait, when I do the dishes, guys, when I finish the dishes, guys, when I finish the dishes. You can't do that. But why? Because has an odor. There's toilets all over your house. You do when you do the dishes. Yeah, you don't do the dishes. What are you talking about? You don't do no dishes. Yes, I do. You ain't doing a single dish. You don't touch

the china. What happens in my house, and I think it is relatable, is that my wife is like, hey, this fucking asshole hasn't done anything. I'm leaving the dishes and going up to bed. So then I see the dishes. It's basically a, hey, idiot. You do the dishes.

The test. So then I see the dishes and I do the dishes and then it is a reward to myself. I piss in the sink. Why? What sink? The kitchen sink. I'm with you. Is it a sink?

No, you're not. No. Thank you, Dana. You're not fucking with it. I can't say I've done it, but I'm cool with it. You haven't even been married a year. Cool with it. You can't piss the sink.

It's not even rewarding. That's harder. No, it's not because I'm tall unlike you. I'll usually, okay. So my kitchen. Kitchen, living room is like off the kitchen. You can see the TV. So I'll turn on the TV to something like a sports game I'm watching.

Do the dishes. Watch the sports game. Piss. We are who they say we are. I have no problem with this. This is like it's a hole, dude. Yeah, but this has an odor. No, it does.

No. It does too. I stay hydrated for you, Brandon, because you all you drink is sweet tea. Don't make this about me. I'm not, but it needed to be said. And I'll sometimes do a little hand soap. then, you know, a little hand soap. Yeah.

But you're standing at the kitchen sink. The urge to pee hits you, a toilet can't be more than 25, 30 feet away. That has to be the furthest that can be away. Why don't you just walk to the toilet? Probably 20 feet and 25 feet. Yeah. You're never more than a 10-second walk to a bathroom at any point in time. But I'm also zero-second walk to pissing in the sink.

But at that point, you're pissing in the sink. Who cares? You're putting in the sink. No, we're putting in piss feet. What are you eating out of the sink? I mean, no, but you got to worry about what you're doing in the sink. They're washing dishes in the sink. You're cleaning dishes in the sink where you piss.

After the dishes are done. Yeah, but I wouldn't use a dish if I knew it was washing a piss sink. You got a piss sink. You guys are making it sound like I'm pissing on the dishes. No, but the dishes are in the same place. Piss has been. No. Dishes and Piss had never been the same place.

Dishes, cleaned, sink, empty. No way. His soap, wash, clean, flush. that's basically a flush that's way easier than walking to the bathroom and pissing you, Mark yeah that's what you

wait when you describe it like that thank you I love flushing a toilet you do that's what I think you're that's my least favorite part about pisses oh fuck it I don't really like a flusher oh born to piss curse to flush

I love flushing no I like that the flush is so rewarding do you like to do the fills back up the whole do you like to try to time your flush yes all of it everything everything finished but then do you reflush

Yeah, if I, if I You didn't time it correctly? I'm right, yeah. My favorite part of pissing is is trying to spit into the stream. Oh, I like that too. A little game, you can be there. Yeah, yeah.

I like to do like a lollipop stream and see if I can get it into the toilet. You know what I mean? High up. Yeah, I know, I'm doing tricks. This might not be believable, but I do, I make a ring with my fingers and put it around the piss stream.

And if it gets my hands, I want my hands after. Yeah. It's pretty fun. It is fun. I walked into the Bally's casino and I went to the bathroom when there was this elderly Asian dude and true religions pissing from like three feet away. Oh, dude. And then my ex-barber walked in. I'm like, I got to get out of here.

I can't even play the machines. Think about how much it sucks to be a woman that they never could do any of this. Yeah, they got to sit. Pissing in snow, pissing on the golf course. Yeah. Pissing in the sink. Golf course pee as elite. Yeah.

Dana, do you ever pee next to a celebrity? like organically not like someone that was in this office that you know no no I'm a P-Shack around the wild and just like no no you never know anybody oh I saw Charles Barkley in a bathroom but I didn't pee next to him that would have been a monument yeah oh my god well Titus are you setting this up have you pissed next to my fist next to Patrick Ewing that's oh wow I feel like someone in the room has a better did you offer to hold it I did you look I didn't look There's a divider

Between us That's class Yeah I piss next to him In a hotel That's self-control Hotel in Charlotte actually We're in Charlotte Yeah

I've never pissed In Charlotte If you're a celebrity If you're a celette Pissing next to me I'm gonna peek For a long time Oh yeah

Patrick I'm gonna take a picture Yeah I'm gonna take a peek With my camera No one's beating Patrick Ewing No Wow

I have no one I thought surely This room There's a room I'm trying to think I don't think I've ever I saw Jalen Rose in a bathroom Oh, that's cool

You just see him in the bathroom? You see him in the bathroom but you're not pissed It was an indie Did you work like as a bathroom attendant somewhere? It's like walking in and out It was like oh yeah, I did I worked at Ruth Chris for two years Those guys have to see so many famous pieces

Oh yeah Also have to Can't smell good there Yeah, that's a tough game That's a tough one That's a tough gig Like the attendant at Gibson's He's probably

The worst smell but he's probably seen like... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And in that golden corral. Oh my God. Could go on a date afterward.

Yeah, because like a strip club attendant, like, you guys aren't shitting at strip clubs, are they? I hope not. I don't think so. I mean, there's probably guys to get there like four in the afternoon. What do you mean? Guys aren't shitting at strip clubs. I don't know.

If they have to shit, they are. I guess, or like a club bathroom attendant. I feel like people aren't shitting there. I've pooped at strip clubs. A couple times. Okay. You're not, you're not,

you're not normal. Some are very nice. Are you pooping hard? What's that? Are you pooping with a hard penis? Are you peeing in your face? You peeing in your own face? No.

Don't shit hard. You're talking it? Yeah, where you put it? Are you just like penetrating the top of the, the bowl? Yeah, what's not rocked up.

second in the strip one. Oh, dude, you're doing strip clubs wrong. I get rocked up just getting in the Uber. Just the thought of it. Oh, Steve. I actually don't think in the Super Bowl we're going to be staying in the same place. That member of the most depressing strip club that we went to? Yeah.

Was that the one right down the street? Yeah. Be Stephen and Spider went in the middle of the day and it was so depressing. There was like, yeah, it was like Field of Dreams. They were just coming out of like we walked in and there was like 40 strippers who had just, they hadn't, they hadn't sat on a cock in a while. Really? They just, I mean, it was, I think it was, if I had to guess, it's probably like 2.15 in the

afternoon. It was so depressing. Why did you guys go? We were just like. Everyone talked about going all week. I think we were just walking by everyone chickened out. Like all week we're like, oh, we should go, we should go, we should go. And then one day after the yak, we walked by and we're just like, all right, let's go.

And we were in there for maybe like five minutes. And we're like, we got to get out of here. what? No, afternoon. Afternoon. Yeah, no, it was depressed. That's tough. That's tough.

That's a nae boner. It was one of those ones where we walked in, sat down. I think we all got a drink, and then we didn't finish our drink. We're like, let's get out. Yeah. What were the gals like? They were fine. It was just like too many and aggressive.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Two in the afternoon. I've only been to one. Cated it. You only been to one strip club? Yeah. Too many and aggressive.

Cheerleaders in Pittsburgh. That's a... At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, yeah. When you're stone cold sober, that's too much. I've only been to two. I think I'm pretty sure I'll never go to a strip club again. Probably.

No. You went now, but there's probably some bachelor parties or... Yeah. No. I've been to 10 of those and no one... I don't think anyone does that. Those were all yours. Bachel.

Strip clubs at Bachelors at Bachelors. The bachelor parties is a wildly overrated thing. I think if people do that now, they just, they call them over. Because you're basically saying, let's go to a club where none of us are going to talk and we're all going to go into other rooms. We're all going to get boners. I've never understood that. It's not fun at all. It's the Abilene paradox.

Everyone thinks the other person wants to go. Yep. There is always one guy that wants to go. Yeah. Yeah. And they'll still go. Have you ever been to a bachelor party like that where they call them to the Airbnb? B or the house.

Yeah, I've done. Really awkward. Yeah, so awkward. You're all just sitting there watching. Yeah. I think I've told this story, but I went to my buddy's bachelor party and the, there was like a big dinner planned on Saturday night. We got there on Thursday and like a fancy dinner on Saturday night.

And one of, it was like one of those classic bachelor parties where it was my buddy, all his college friends and all his post-college friends. So it was like kind of a split, but we all mingled. And one of the college friends wanted to do the dinner. set it up and everything and I went around all day Saturday because we were drunk on a boat and stuff and I went all all around to everyone else being like you guys like you guys don't want to do this dinner right and then I went up to I was like hey everyone's saying they don't want to do this dinner so we canceled dinner because dinner's the worst when you're hammered so we called strippers

and because it was so late in the game Timon and Pumba showed up oh boy it was literally a stripper who was 80 pounds and one that was like 300 pounds that's hilarious two classic henchmen builds not what I thought you meant. It was fucking awesome. I thought you meant like they were dressed as lions. No, they literally though, it was the body. Do you think Timon and Pumba? They're not lions.

They were, you know, whatever. They're, uh, we work with somebody who they just, he called a private dance just like on a Thursday night once. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Solo? Solo? No, there were a few of us there.

There were a few of us there. Okay. Why's that day? It wasn't me. Uh-uh. Was there a security guard there with him? Yeah, there usually is. Waiting outside, I believe.

Yeah. There was, I had the situation in, I don't know, like over a decade ago, went to a buddy's bachelor party in Newport, Rhode Island, and his brothers were there, and they were older and both married. And then I think a bunch of us wanted to go to strip club, but didn't want them to be involved, whatever. So we waited until they went out, fell asleep. We ordered strippers to the Airbnb,

and then they came with the security guard, who was, if I had the guess, probably 60, and Karen a gun, his name was, he said, he would refer to him as, he wanted to go by Bubbles. Okay. He was just like this old white guy. He said his wife had no idea what he did at night. And he was just a security guard for these strippers.

And, yeah, it was an interesting time, extremely awkward. But Bubbles was super cool. Yeah, it's very awkward to call. To the Airbnb. A house call stripper. Yeah. Do you want to go to the pickleball court and twerk? Have they combined like a Dave and Busters in strip club yet?

It's like playing like a game and then. Not now? Yeah, I'm on a pop a shot. I score. Take your kid to the strip club. Send your kid over there. Tickets strip club. Tickets gets your lap dances.

Kiko plays at the arcade while you get. Hank and I went to one in Tampa. Tampa's like the capital of strip clubs. We went to one in Tampa and there was a there was like a fine dining room, like glass and closed fine dining room that sat above the point. It was crazy. And, like, we looked at the menu. The steaks were, like, $120, and it was, like, really nice.

Like, that's a weird thing. To just be at a strip club being like, but let's have a really good steak. Yeah. Eating a strip club is a weird move, I think. There are places that are super high-end food. Yeah. But then some places that are the lowest-end food. Yeah, some dudes swear they don't go for the titties.

They just go for the free buffet. Yeah. The vibe or, like, the... It's the titty. Those guys are getting sucked off. If you're one of the guys saying, I go for the vibe. Yeah. You're just letting everyone know, I get sucked off and I don't want you.

But there's also, like, a power thing, just, like, having a fat stack of money and just, like, throwing it in the air of people. And I don't know, maybe they get off on that. Maybe it's not. I don't know. They get off on the status. The status of walking in and having. Are strip clubs dying? I was going to say, there's, like, a slow casual movement of, like, bachelor parties just becoming house parties.

You order the habachi chef to the place. the order the strippers to the... That is way... I like it's a way better... Yes, I think everyone wants to do that. The worst thing in a bachelor party is when you all go out and you just get separated. Yeah, it's dressed up. I came here to hang out with my friends.

Yeah, the best bachelor parties are always like lakehouses. Yep, nine hours of pool basketball. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's fucking awful, dude. What? Mm-mm. I love that.

Pool basketball? You don't like pool basketball? It gets too heated, too quick. It should be better in theory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it. It should be better in theory.

I'll give you that. Yeah. Half the people can just dunk whenever they want. Yeah. Gets physical. Blisters. Pulling someone underwater. Yeah.

Someone almost died. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. What's up, guys? Oh, yeah. That's a good intro. This is a 20-minute yak intro.

Uh, nothing on my end. Danny, you got a new show, and... Are you drinking beers? in it? Yeah. But the these aren't the main character this time.

No, no, no. This is more of a... Interview? Story. It's more of storytelling. Sit down? While you have some buriskees.

I like that. Yeah. It does really well. My first... I'm interviewing Jeff Donnie tomorrow. Nice. Perfect.

Yep. First episode 130,000 views. Holy shit. Let's go. So, hopefully we can keep the momentum going, but yeah.

Listen, man. For you. I'm not just going to totally You know What's that word? Don't know I don't know where you're going Have something

Never use it again Shut down Abandoned Abandoned I'm not going to just totally abandon beers In my content Right Can't do that Wien yourself off of them

What fun is it to interview someone Without beers? We haven't Pretty standard You haven't been on the YACs Since our golf video went out Dana's going to do a 12 and under beer pong. Oh, no way.

No, I'm not. It's a good idea, Dana. Nobody's done that. Jesus. Yeah, that video somehow turned out to be me offering kids beer. There was like three 13-year-olds that came up to us on a hole and were like, can we get a picture? And I was like, yeah, no problem. And then we took a picture.

And then as they were walking around, I was like, Dana, you should buy them beer. That's a tough rebrand. You guys ever have that? I used to buy kids beer at the Acme and Kent. Yeah. Underage kids, yeah. I was going to say the opposite. Oh, at a guy.

Yeah. But like at a gas station, you go up to them and be like. Oh, shoulder tapping? No, I never did a strain. Me neither. I was wanted to. Really? Just much for a pussy.

I wanted to do that. We would hang out until we found somebody that look like they're down to do it. Really? I feel like that you can't do that anymore. No. Anyway, like that is something. cameras everywhere. Yeah, cameras, like liability.

20 years ago, you might be able to pull it off. We had a set group of guys. They were all homeless. They had nothing to lose. That's, yeah, get a tip every time. Did you all have a, we just had a store that would just sell it to you. Yeah. No IDs.

Yeah, they were just, whatever. You want it, you can have. Yeah. You were still getting away with, like, your mom giving you a note to buy. Um, not. Your mom, right? You have a prescription for a six-pack? Was your mom giving you a note, Brandon?

No, but I did have. I have a little bit of that growing up where my dad always would buy on Friday afternoon's a six-pack of beer and some Copenhagen or some snuff and he would send me into the gas station. They would just give it to me and I would take it out to him. Is it a lot easier now with the delivery services? No. Scan your ID. Yeah, they check.

Yeah, they're very strict about that, I think. Every town has one restaurant that would serve you. Yeah. The Mexican restaurant. Yeah. Guacamoles. Ours. Yeah.

Ours was El Paso, which isn't even out of Mexico. That's what it's called? Guacamoles. Yeah, I think no one in Ohio knew how to pronounce Spanish words. Yeah, we'd roll up with the little rascals. Oh, get some sangria. Local tweens. Yeah.

Yes. Get a picture of sangria. I've never questioned it. We would rob them. Yeah. Just sneak to the cooler. Oh, yeah. We have a Mexican restaurant war in my town.

Oh, no. like mincees yeah well i mean la fiesta is what i grew up on la fiesta brava of course and i would go there every friday or saturday night we would just eat there all the time and everybody would eat there after church on sundays and then no way jose came in whoa and then no way jose was a good one and no way jose was pretty good and then no way jose got it rolling and moved to a bigger location and they took over the town la fiesta quit and they just ran out then they came back and said fuck it we're staying and fighting so i'm a la fiesta guy i'm a la fiesta guy i'm a la fiasta guy to my heart. Have you been to No way Jose?

But No way Jose, I think he's whipping them. Damn. Yeah. God. I remember at a Chimichanga phase in college? Yeah? It would always throw a catastrophic wrench in my monthly budget. I would just financially comma-cazi myself every time I wanted a fucking Chimichanga from Stowe, Ohio. It's either Chimichanga or I could wear different socks.

And you chose the Chimichanga. Yeah. And I'd get so hungry and it would like cave through the styrofoam and I would eat it in my car. I would like grab globs of it like it was sensory slime. Stuff it in my face. And then I couldn't, yeah. And I had the 50 states quarter collection map in the backseat of my corolla that I would use for gas. Yep.

You were playing with your 50 states? I would put the Pacific Coast on the same. Oh, that's sad. I was doing a Louisiana purchase just to get to eat. If my shit was on E, it means I just bought gas. I live below it. Being that poor was... We were so poor.

It was fun. Kind of. Like a chimichanga ruined my year. Oh, yeah. I was addicted to this Kenyan stew that was next door to my apartment. It was a Kenyan stew place. And one, like, box of it. It was like serving like one of those boxes, takeout boxes was,

like 25 bucks I could have the Kenyan stew but I couldn't eat for the rest of the rest of it And I did it It was the Kenyan stew We're inside out Fruit of the Looms Oh yeah

And you're going You're going 12s on a bottle of $10 liquor You got a football roster On a bottle of Svedka Citrone They're in the fucking kitchen Doing teaspoon shots And the same graphic tea you wore last week

Same combo of jeans and sneakers Oh, fuck. Yeah, you'd have to choose between eating or drinking that weekend. It was the best. Oh, I didn't eat on weekends. You just couldn't. I would just get, go to Sam's Club and get, like, 30 frozen chicken breasts. Oh, I thought you were just going to go for samples.

No, 30, we did do the samples. That was lunch. Yeah, but 30 frozen chicken breasts and just every meal was the George Foreman grill. It was just chicken on the George Foreman. I had a George Foreman phase. That was George Foreman. I ate probably every single meal off of George Foreman for, like, two years straight. My roommate's dad worked for Pepperidge Farm, so we just got the stale cinnamon twist bread.

Oh. But I had every, I would have spaghetti and have, dip that in the sauce. So cinnamon twist bread on everything. Yeah. Those were the times. Dude, the Sam's Club, just thinking about, like, that shouldn't, it'd be like $12 for 30 chicken breast. Like, that, that's not, that's not, you know. Yeah, that's not.

You're not eating. Certainly wasn't. And I'd get a 10-gallon thing of rice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That chicken was peeled off the highway. Oh, my God. It was so gross.

So, so gross. I'm very lucky I didn't know what, like, credit cards were. Yeah, I agree. No credit cards. No. I agree. Because I would have just went bananas. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Yes. I remember I found out what they were when I graduated and I just bought a laptop. When you graduated? Yeah. I was paying it off for like 10 years. You get a best buy credit card. The laptop costs $100,000 by the time you got that I'm paying.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. I don't think I had a debit card in college. Oh, I did. I don't know if I did. I had a checking account, I think. I didn't have one who I was 26. I think, yeah.

I don't know if I had cards at all. Maybe I must have. Yeah, by the time. I had just a debit card. I got a card right before I went to college. You had to find the ATM that had the lowest surcharge. Yes. That was a day-ruiner.

Yes. Yeah, no, like a 250 surcharge. Fuck that. Fuck that. I'm going to walk three and a half miles to the one that's $1.25 search charge. I'm running a $5K to Huntington Bank to dispute. Like, what? Something's wrong.

Why does it say negative seven? Fix this. Oh, man. Yeah, getting the receipt back and it being like 72. dollars. Fuck. That's what I have to look. That's what I have for the year.

No money. It's like bringing up bad memories. We used to buy loaves of bread from Jimmy Johns at the end of the night. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And we were home of the first ever Jimmy Johns in Eastern Illinois. Whoa.

It's made it a little better. But that's dark. This is so happy. They got we didn't have Uber eats. Oh, I'd be fucked. We didn't even have Uber. The best was when one of your friends' parents came for a weekend. and you're like, I'm getting a steak this weekend.

This is good. I'm going to fucking get a steak. Getting protein. It's going to keep me for the next three days. Steak. Yeah. You're like, this is going to be sick. I'm going to get a giant onion ring.

Oh, a steak in college. Yeah, I'm talking about the fucking sweet potato fry. Yeah, we could not eat. We could not afford basic rations and survival necessities. It was chimichung or bust, literally. It was either I eat a chimichanga. Or you have to recycle your bust For protein

Tonight for dinner Just watch porn all night So I forget that I'm hungry Exhaust yourself It was chimichanga and bust Or bust It's funny too because like I I don't know you guys

You had the meal card That was like the best Oh yeah That was just Whatever you want it And then the minute you go off the meal card With the food Then you all bad

Yeah Oh so bad You'd be pocketing lunch meat So bad So you have a snack for later I remember It's like fried. Yeah.

Let's go ahead, Kyle. I was going to say something about like fried kidney beans. Oh, nice. We would, uh, we would save our beer, our empty beer cans and try and sell it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One time I brought like four trash bags and I handed it to the lady that I thought was working there. It was just a homeless lady.

Yeah. Oh, no. And I drove away and then I came back and they were like, what happened? Oh. I'm like, I don't know. I gave it to someone. Dude, CoinStar. I was just going to put a bag.

Going into Kroger and going to Coins start being like, I got at least like $500 here and you'd be like... 26. It was always about 26 bucks. It was more coins than you could ever carry. You're straight. You got a hernia carrying them in.

A water cooler of coins. 26 bucks. Such a therapeutic thing that dump them in the coins. Sorving him out. Lift up the thing. There's a bottle cap. Yeah. Paper clips.

Yeah, there's a couple Canadian dollars. Trying to force the pressed penny you got at the zoo in there. I would go to my grandfather. house and he would just all the beer just throw in a pile back back behind his house i would go i'd crush him put him in the garbage bag crush them put him in the garbage bag he and one one year for christmas he bought me a can crusher oh hell yes and you mounted it to a tree put the can in there pull down and then bam and about that probably it'd take about two weeks we take six or seven sacks up to more scrap metal and i believe 14 dollars is the most i ever got that's a lot that's a ton of beer

Yeah, plastic bucket filled a quarters Yeah Oh, we're going to Red Lobster Did y'all have the... Just the biscuits Did y'all have just the quarters The change that always sat in the car? Oh, that's gone. Yep.

Yeah, but they'd have like hair on them in. Yeah. Mold. Sticky. I would like spill like an ice in it So sticky. Where it like came out like one loaf. Yeah.

The quarter that just is part of your car. It's like a fat person on a couch. It just became one. That's never getting out of it. Wove it into the car. Yeah. We were trying to, like, shoot it with a gun to get it out. You don't want to take it out because you're like, the car might not start if I take this quarter out.

You'd, like, remove the passenger seat to see if there was any dimes. Oh. It's part of the frame of the car. Yeah, oh, I can visualize that one quarter. Fucking quarter. Oh, that one quarter was just like a little hair, sticky. She's like, I'm never getting that quarter out of here. Yeah.

One time I got stuck in a crevice in the steering. wheel that set off my like I made it my car honk at random interval I got in trouble one time because I was at the park playing basketball and this woman walked up and said can you give me a ride downtown as old 50 year old woman or something

she's just nasty looking and I said yeah I'll give you a ride yeah sure and I get her in the car and when she gets out I was driving my mom's car and she had all the change in the middle the woman just grabbed all my chain The woman just grabbed all my change and said, I need this for something to eat. And it's like, oh, no.

And I took the car home and my mom, that was my mom's change. And it was bad. That's bad. She'd been collecting that. Because you get to a point with change where you're like, you trick yourself when it becomes like a container, you're like, this is so much money. You know it's not, but in your head, you're like,

as soon as you get past like the hundred, quarters and dimes, you're like, this is thousands of dollars. I miss change. Yeah, I do too. Changes doesn't exist. It never felt rich. We just don't, we live in a cashless society. Walking around, rattling the change in the pockets. Then there was like homeless people

on my college campus. Oh yeah. Oh, like, you give me your starter jacket. Fucking freezing. Oh, man. My car, I had to jump my car every time I started it. So I carry around like that. affordable jumper. So everywhere I went, I just had that with me.

I'm still really, really good at jumping car. Oh, yeah. Because of that. Yeah, I remember doing it like every thing. Oh, I was jumping so much. I see people trying to jump a car. I want to help because I'm like, I'm kind of a pro at this. This was my.

Also, it was like, cars used to be now everything is like remote and turns off, but like cars used to be if you left the light on in the back. Oh, yeah. You're far forever. You're done. Your car's total. Your car is total. It would zap everything. Yeah.

I had these, my headlights on my car were like eyelids, like you turn the car on and they pop up. You had that shit? No way. No. Wait, I haven't told the story yet. Wait, did you put eyelashes on them? No, no, no. But they were, it was a Ford probe and it would like sit smooth.

But when it got dark, you turn the lights on, they would go, foop. And they would pop up out of the, out of the hood. But one of them, it was an old car, so one of them stopped working. So I had one that would wink at you. And I would jam a stick down to the other one to keep. it to keep it up. So my little eyelids. So every night I would have stopped the car when it got dark.

Yeah, there they go. Oh, okay. That's different. I thought you were talking about like the car, like, like the person who had the, the VW. Beetle. That's what you had. Oh, yeah.

Always the fattest secretary. No, I did not have. That's like the woman that's the fat secretary. That's like the type of woman that loses her cat and her ass crack. That is the fattest secretary. secretary. That's a No hot woman's ever had I

Oh, never. Never. No. Oh, man. It was the best. Yeah, I don't know how we managed. Sometimes we would take a pinch instead of eating.

Like, I'm not having dinner tonight. I'm just going to dip. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, Nick can see. Yeah. Be fine. So hungry.

I remember going home after a night out being so. hungry so hungry i was starving constantly how i don't know how people got the freshman 15 well that was because the meal okay i thought there was meals were disgust yeah no but you just eat them because it would be like i have unlimited i was just dipping like beef patty and ranch everything in ranch dollar slices dollar slices rome found out dollar slices don't exist anymore really yeah dollar 50 sucks I like the $1.50 slice.

I used to live off that in New York. It's crazy how many places there are in New York. It's every corner. If there's not a dollar slice, there's a food cart. Yeah. I don't know how they maintain it. Oh, dude, Pete used to eat at the halal beef. That's my first meal in New York.

First time ever in New York, I was 40 years old in 2019. That was the first meal I had. It was good. I thought it was great. I love the dollar slice right by the office. The white sauce? The meat. There's one card specifically.

It's now a franchise. I believe it's called the Halal Bros, where it's like the yellow plastic bag, but the yellow and red flag, which was at 53rd and 6th. That would have a line of anywhere from 10 minutes to like 45 minutes until 3 in the morning. Yeah. For the Halal Bros. Let me do an ad real quick. Roeback, college football season is here,

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on why yeah what white are you here there he is why come up to the mic i texted why it last night on the group text i was like why i actually i'm sorry that i i i push back i completely agree with you the sopranos would never do what the yankees did to you last night no right they were playing little league baseball i walked in the office you're talking about like you're getting gaslit by the Yankees? Yeah, they do that. What do you mean? Well, we just watch what happens in front of us,

and then the players and coaches come out and say, yeah, we would do that again. I don't think I made a mistake there. Jazz? Yeah, Jazz said he'd make that throw again. Boone is like, you know, Spencer Jones didn't misplay that ball, but the analytics, which they're in love with,

say he got a bad jump on it. It's like, why can't we just say we didn't play well? I was saying earlier, You guys, the Yankees are like kind of cooking on a dynasty of just being the second best team in the AL for like 10 years. Yeah. They just always are. They're always in the playoffs. They're always in the playoffs.

And they're good enough to get their fan base to be like maybe. How many time? They're a fun scrapy. Years ago, right? But how many times have they made the World Series? Since 2009 just then. Just the one time. They've always been in it.

They're always in the playoffs. Wyatt, I think it's cool to root for Scrap. crappy underdogs. Thanks, yeah. Me and you. So is it... Who you guys got, game three? Max Fried, but his girlfriend's pregnant, so...

Oh, no. She's about to give birth. Damn. Who else do you... Who are you going to go game four? There, well... If there is a game for, it would be Carlos or Don, but... Oh, man.

And I think there will be a game four because that's what the Yankees do. They win this... They're going to win game 3-10-0. It's fucking assholes. And then they're going to get blown. loan out in game four. Have we thought about maybe the rays are just good? Yeah, they're the anti-Yankees.

They do everything right. Yeah, we were talking about it on, on, uh, well, this morning is like, why are we surprised the race were, they, they won the hardest division in baseball and they're good? Yeah. And then they got to the playoffs and they're like, yeah, we're good. They want it pretty comfortably too, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, they were just good all year. We had some more roof controversy. I didn't know the whole A, B, C, D rings in the Tampa roof. Very funny. Like, there's different rings in the roof. And if you hit, like, the A ring, it's ball and play.

If you hit the C ring, it's automatic home run. If it hits in fair territories, it's ridiculous. Really? Yeah. I think catching off the roof is wildly impressive. Harder. Yeah. Wait, the ball can hit the roof of a dome.

Yeah. Can you find the grab a thing? It comes into play, you can get the out. Milwaukee had happened the other day with the Padres. It hit the roof and the guy caught it. And then this happened in Tampa, too. Even if it surpasses the fence, it wouldn't be a home run. No, if it hits.

They have a home run up here. They have a sea ring in Tampa that if it hits that, it's a home run. Oh. Can you find the graphic? Tampa, it happens all the time. The roof is not tall enough. Milwaukee, I've never, I'd never seen a ball hit the roof. Is that stadium a piece of shit?

Tampa is the worst stadium. Horrible. Oh, yeah. They have defenders, though. Really? I mean, it's like, In Reyes? It's unique in a shittiness.

People, I've seen defendants. Here we go. This is what they were showing last night. Yeah. So, and then there's like a C and a D ring. We show the C and the D. A ring's very impressive to hit. That was an impressive catch.

They were all just standing under there for it to come down. It wasn't that impressive. They had 10 seconds to camp under the ball. Yeah, still, you don't know where it's going to come off. Yeah, did it back her up there? Max did it? with a hot dog. True.

I mean, basically what it was. It was a hot dog in the roof. It was like, yeah, hot dog got stuck up there. There probably is a hot dog stuck up there. Just statistically speaking. How many hot dogs there are?

How many hot dogs are in that ballpark at all times? One of them is bound to have. For sure. Yeah. Baseball goes up there, hits the roof, and then jostles like hot dogs. Yeah. A couple of hot dogs fall as the...

Can somebody explain to me the Jets tweet that everybody's... It was bad. It was bad. that more plays 26 yards yeah just a classic like good social media progress so braiden allen i thought it was it wasn't a bad stat line i think it was just the social media person has to tweet something what's it got to be it's all they could four plays 81 yards or that big six four straight plays 26 yards that's a hall of that's hall of fame stats

condensed to four plays we do let that's very harmless maybe use the shrug emoji instead. But does that... It's just the fact that they didn't... They didn't have the ball at all, the entire game. Yeah, this is in the fourth quarter, I think. We had more first downs than they had plays. The stat line, the box score is ridiculous from that game.

Yeah. 47 minutes of time possession or something? Yeah, 34 first downs of the Bears, 32 plays for the Jets. It's insane. 89 plays of the Bears, 32 plays for the Jets. It's got to be an immensely satisfying. way to watch your team win a follow game. Yeah.

It was like, even though the score wasn't out of whack, but it was. The bears are at a point where it's like they actually are winning boring games. Yeah. Because they're just choking their life out of the game. I have an off topic question. Yeah. All right. You got the perfect show for it.

Any of you guys ever use a CPAP machine? Oh, boy. I've always wanted my bird wonders. You have sleep apnea? I don't know. I'm doing a sleep study next week. I've been putting mine off. I'm supposed to take one.

It'll save your life. How bad even snoring? I'm a snore not to the point where I'm waking myself up, but it's, I think it's a... Your wife is getting woken up? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I am too. And I don't want that to continue.

And also, I heard it helps you to not be as tired during the day. I guess it changes your life. Like, you feel well rested for the first time. Maybe I should do it. If you have to sleep back me. I get tired at like 3 o'clock every day. I'm tired right now. Yeah.

But they're small now, too. It's not this big thing you have to lug around. So I'm interested. How does your, like, does your wife wear, like, earplugs or something? No, I'm not, like, I'm not waking her up every night. It's just, do you fear it renders you unfuckable? Yeah, it's a really unfuckable look. That and-

Being a snore guy? Like, no, having a machine hooked up. Oh, oh, wearing it, yes. No, that's, like, the bedroom. Once it's on, it's done. Let's think about a morning sack. It's not, the bedroom does not become a sexy place anymore. No.

No. My man can't even breathe. How's he going to give me? strokes. That's what your your wife said that. Yeah, she did. Pulled me a son. No, it's she pulled Kyle, can we talk. I've done this before. I've got to stop doing this and

have you? Looking her in the eye. It was fun to do before we knew her. Yeah. It gives you more energy. I'm in for that. That's what that's the main thing because I've heard once you have a better. I sleep great. But apparently when I'm sleeping, I'm not getting the right oxygen. You're not breathing. Yeah. Have you tried mouthed it? No, that scares me. Why? If it, I'll choke. If you like it,

is it dangerous if I borrow it? Like, can I just try it even if I don't have it? Try it. Do you have a different prescription? I don't know. I don't know. I just buy one on Amazon? I do a study next week for three nights. That's a bitch, I heard. So you're not sleeping at home for three nights? No, in your house. Oh, yeah. Oh. I didn't know what changed? I thought you had to sleep like a facility. No. And then I'd give them the results. And if I, if I, I, you know, If I'm Candidate Is there a guy

Just standing there Watching you? No, they have like a Like an aura ring Oh, you gotta wear the On your head Of that Oh

You're sick if someone Watching someone watching You in your house As you sleep Writing down notes Eternal Sunshine Yeah Kind of want to buy one

Can you just get one? I'm pretty sure you have to get Like prescribed Why? My dad's been on one for years Does he like it? Same I think it helps him

But I think you all of us had it He's recently, like, gotten a lot better at having... I think it's like they measure the amount of incidents per night or something. And he's... It's gone way down because he's gotten in better shape. There's too many metrics now. If you get your shit tested, they're going to tell you something's wrong. Yeah.

Like, you'll tell you, like, you have to cut out vegetables. Your potassium's too high. I can't remember last time. I can't worry about everything. I can't remember the last time I went to sleep and, like, slept all the way through. I can't stop pissing. my problem is whether my kids or stella someone wakes up in the middle of the night and wakes me out that's more that's a way better excuse than pee tj have you considered how that changes your parent sex life

um until just now brandon but i appreciate that yeah tim's still stroking yeah she tells him to put it on you know he's got a it's got a it's got like a big thing keep the mask on she might have to put it on yeah you're gonna need this break this down take that tube and you're gonna need this

shout out Tim he's watching right now watching together he knows oh no he's smiling how do they know I mean babe can we put it on oh man

where they kind of makes you I wonder if they sell like cool ones makes you look like pain. That would be awesome. What do they look like? Let me get eyes on. I think it looks like just like an oxygen mask when a guy's like on the sideline.

Yeah. Dude. Oh, you are a kid. Dana, you are never getting ridden again. Oh my God. You've been bounced on the last.

There's more modern ones. That, yeah, that. Let me bounce on this fucking vegetable. There's more modern ones. Oh, Dana. That's a lot.

tough. What if you, like, roll over? Yeah, right. Like, I toss and turn. That's got to be more bottom. Honestly, that probably that fucking big ass knoll. It is funny because I don't know if you guys

seen this trend, but, like, Twitter where they'll, like, someone will be like, here are the hacks to life? And it's always like, you suck at sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. They feel like they've, they're like, I found the keys to life.

It's always, like, fucking take zinc. Yeah. Dude. Make sure you get 20 minutes of sun, like the minute you wake up okay yeah i do have a job like i can't just go sit and go you sit in your garden ground yourself it's like so i don't know what yeah okay yeah i would like to do that i don't think i have the time for it but walk for an hour in the sun yeah this is before you caffeinate don't even look at your emails yeah every day every health influencer's job is health

influencer so of course they have the time right yeah they're like I read one the other day it's like when you get home from work just like go for a walk or like stare into nothing for 20 minutes to reset your brain I'm like I would love to do that yeah do a book a week yeah read one book a week yeah wake up in the middle of night write down everything you're grateful for sounds perfect do you think you actually have sleep apnea or do you think you'll just get better sleep I don't know I just recently I've been like getting home from work and I just want to lay down and take a nap. Are you back old? Are you back on the big O?

I've been on O. Is that part of it? It could be. But I think the fatter you get, the worse you snore. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I think so. They give GLP ones for sleep apnea now.

What? Yeah, I think so. What do you mean? I think, uh. That makes sense. Yeah. GLP wants for everything. I think they

prescribe that. Mm-hmm. Well, no, we'll see. She wasn't sure if anyone had any experience. No, it'll kill you. I do mouth pit. I mouth tape. You're a mouth tape.

I'm a mouth tape. I do mouth tape. Mouth tape's fucking awesome. Yeah. Can't sleep without it. Do you guys sleep under the same blanket as your significant other? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I never. She builds a wall out of another blanket I can't ever reach. Yeah. No, there's a pillow wall.

Yeah. No, I have my own blanket. Well, how does that even work? Who do you mean? She has a blanket. I have a blanket. And one bed? We're talking about a bed. What do you mean blanket? We're talking about comfort? Separate blankets. Separate blankets. But does the comfort go on top?

No, no. I have a regular blanket. She has a regular blanket. What does the bed look like made? Made? Is there two blankets? Oh, there's just two blankets pulled. Yeah. Oh, you're doing the Scandinavian sleep method. Dude, it's the best because I'm, I... Oh, that shit sucks. I am a blanket. If it's a lot. If it's Scandinavian, I believe it. We were talking Russia yesterday.

What do you mean? That's awful. That's all I have to hear. But there's no tugging. There's never any tugging. Yeah, I'm not talking. What is going on in your house? You never roll over and take all of the covers?

Yeah. No, you sleep. No, I never find yourself at night where the covers go? No. I run a marathon in my sleep. What's going on? Oh, I'm rolling constant. I tug.

Constantly. Oh, you guys need the study or something. Yeah, probably. Mouth tape or something. I don't know. We come in here and we all just sleep in a cot one night and they're paid. Like, I, knock it all out. we should do as an after dark

sleep study beating the shit out of your wives as you're sleeping over the cover? No I just take yeah I can't yeah no I never crossed my mind that that we've and I don't like sheets so like the top sheet yeah no I don't shit out of here

I just have a blanket that's insane oh it's the best top sheets are a crock of shit they're so bad all they do is make sure that you we don't need them tangled in your own oh I hate top sheets get them out What are we referring to?

We feel like I'm a fish in a net. The thick part of the bed comfort? No, no, no. Not the sheet over the bed. She's a, you got to get under everything. No. No. Top sheets become just like a little balled up bullshit that's like strangling.

Hate it. Trapped under it. Yeah. Ugh. You're top sheet guy? How am I the crazy one? This is what every hotel you go to, they have top. I rip it off.

One comes out. I always end up at the bottom. They have toilets in hotels for a reason. People use toilets. They don't piss in the seats. They use top sheets. They use one comforter with your best gal. You crawl under the one blanket and the one comforter.

You fuck the shit out. You don't move. This is a tried and trued method. We've honed in on a perfect... No. I don't know. I like the sheet. I'm with you.

The sheet's awesome. The sheet's awesome. No, I mean, I guess like, yeah. There needs to be order in the bed at some point. It needs to be sort of... There's law here. I can't sleep without the sheet. I need the sheet.

The sheet tucks everything together. It gets her nice and cozy. Listen, if it was socially acceptable, I just have two king beds in my bedroom. That's yours, that's mine. It's trending that way. Yeah. It would be awesome. I'm just a violent sleeper.

I just roll constantly. Hmm. So maybe I am and my wife's just not said anything. She doesn't say anything, yeah. Does Stella sleep in your bed? She sleeps in a little bed. next to my bed. I got Ralphie.

Ralphie's up in my shit. Oh, that, yeah, you can't. Because they always find the longest way to sleep. Yeah. They'll still just. I'll be like, he'll be like here. They'll box you out. Yeah.

And I can't, I can't move when he's in your crotch. Yeah, they want to get in like the tightest little like area. Dana, I feel like ever since the first incident, there should be no more pets allowed. I know, Dana. I check his pulse multiple times. That's good. You have to do vital checks on your. your dogs to make sure i don't know i want to be the guy that fucking suffocates him with my ass well you

kind of are you are that guy right because yeah you're your cat yeah i don't want to be the guy again guy anymore yeah i must not been here oh yeah it's old over on his cat gait has killed multiple animal you rolled over on your cat and killed your cat allegedly he was asleep but woke up next to a dead cat instantly it was it was fucking bones it was an instant death no it felt a ton of years old. A nuclear blast. He was a 22-year-old cat. It probably was like a Hiroshima for that cat.

Your body weight? All right. If you do the calculations, it's probably the exact same. Same the fourth. You almost have to hope you roll it over on its head first, right? Or else? Yeah. Oh, it was a big death at least.

I don't know. I'm 6.3.250. That's a tight end in the NFL. Nagasaki. Yeah, you could kill a cat easy. Tina Nagasakied his cat He was skinning bones at that point Was it declawed?

Could it fight back? Oh, the squeals and screams He missed that And then Dana also threw a hamster into his dog's mouth Yeah Hamed Hamey I was like fucking eat

How did what do you mean? Too old He and his brother were just throwing a little having a little hamster toss played catch with their hamster and the dog snatched it one day, killed it. Couldn't afford a baseball. I'm with Dane on that. Hamsters may as well have been Nerf products.

By a hamster toss? We're bored. Just tossing hamsters? Every time, like, I'm in Petco buying stuff and I see a kid buying a hamster or guinea pig, I feel so bad. Oh, yeah. Like, what was that thing in a past life to earn that? The hamster, where you have some fun with the hamster. It's not about rearing and tending to.

Every hamster was Hitler in a past life. We're going over here. They weren't going over here. We're getting a baseball glove. We're doing long toss with the hamster in the backyard. You're in Kate's seat. Where you're going on a little one of these? Yeah, and the hamster enjoys it?

Yeah, it's probably good fun to get some air time. You're in the cage all day. You're doing that, and the dog runs across and... The dog jumps up and catches out of nowhere. The fucking pick six. To the house. Yeah. Oh, that's...

That's very fun. Did he swallow it? No, I think he just, like, crushed his... head or something. Put it in his mouth and said Fuzzy Bunny. He was about to them and the coyote got to him. Oh, man. Rest and peace, Hammy.

Russ and peace, Hammie. Hammie and Scamp and Pete. R-P, R-P-R-P-R-P. Yeah. Oh, you let the dog out, right? Yeah, but that was literally three years old. And I opened a gate. It's a bad beat.

It's a bad beat. That's a bad beat. That's a bad. beat. That's not on you. That's not. What are you going to do, boys? Right. Don't know. Can't change the past. Not kill your pets.

Just throwing it out. He just got neutered, right? Yeah. Yeah. How's he doing? He's good. You accidentally rolled over on his... Yeah. I thought it was going to be way like grosser. It's just a tiny little slit. Yeah, he has little balls. Yeah. But I thought it was going to be like a crime scene down there.

It's just... Oh, no. It's like a... Nothing. He's still running around like he's a normal bald dog. You know? Yeah, they got him young, so it's like he's not... You mean normal testicle dog.

Yeah. How much would our lives change if we lost our balls? Like right now. You can still... Can you still come? No. No, you don't... That's what the balls are for.

Okay, then that would change a lot. Yeah, I would think so. That's what the balls are you. But, like, would your personality change if you were ballless? Yeah. I don't think. Everyone would be like, that's the ballless guy. Well, even if they don't know, we're talking about your personality.

Oh. Would you be different to the world if you didn't have any balls? Would you just be, like, pent up the whole time? Puss? I mean, that one would care. I feel like everyone knows at least one dude who doesn't have balls. And then he also knows someone who fell off a cliff and died when he was his girlfriend on a hike. Do you know a ballless man?

I know one ball. Oh, it's one ball. Yeah, one. There's always a couple. Yeah, we had a one ball. There's a few one ball. There has to be a one ball person in this office. We had a one ball kid growing up.

Huh. I feel like, yeah, no. You'd, I feel like I'd lose some self-esteem. Really? Yeah. A lot of your confidence is in your balls? Don't try from your balls. I don't have big balls, but like, looking down, I'd be like, oh, I have no balls.

Do you think the balls are the driving force in your life? No. Would you rather be dickless or ballless? Be honest. Ballless. Ballas wouldn't be bad. For sure. Ballas would actually be efficient.

And it would save me 20 seconds every three months. What 20s? What do you mean? You could get hard. Hold on. Every time I... You can get hard without balls. Yeah, Ralphie's dick was fucking protruding last night.

Ralphie's a dog. Yeah, but it's the same anatomy. Yeah, the lipstick. Kyle, what's... What? What time are you saving every three months? 20 seconds. Every time, every three months, I try to shave my balls.

and I thought you were talking about fucking the angle. I don't have the angular. Tactile skills. Every time you do shave your balls, you miss a patch that's like you've missed every time. Literally like I'm sticking the razor. It's not getting. Running through a mind.

What am I doing this for? Why am I doing this? I've been in the shower for 45 minutes. And for what? For what? I'm not getting laid. Oh my God, Kyle. Not in a poor.

Your bald balls are turning me on. even harder than I usually do balls I'd fuck you are if it weren't for those hairy balls what's uh did mincy and white Sox Dave got scammed Of course they did What happened there?

Undoubtedly Okay How do I tell this one Is he on a hoverboard? So the guardians are down two o head up Hoverboard. We always heard how to walk him. What type of stride is that?

Yeah. But I think I just found a hint. How do I tell this? So the Guardians are down 2-0 heading to Chicago, and I will admit that the chances of Cleveland winning this series look dead in the water. But I think I just found the edge that we need. So myself, White Sox Dave, Nikki Smokes, my dad, two of my uncles, we all made plans to go to game three together.

We're going to make some content. Well, we needed tickets. Now, tickets are. extremely expensive right now because the White Sox don't get to host playoff games very often. So yesterday we had an opportunity to get the six we need plus one for a cameraman all in a row. But White Sox Dave tells me he goes, hold off on those because he's got someone who can get those seven tickets in a row right next to the field for $50 each. Well, those seats are going for like $1,500 each right now. So I'm like, why would someone offer you that for me and my uncles?

And then I learned that someone, that connection is Ben Mintz. Mincy says that he met this guy just three weeks ago that just so happens to be able to get the seven that we need plus one for Mincy for $50 each, just $400 total, just as long as Mincy sends him the money first. Well, I'll be honest with my dad being involved. Plus, I was busy yesterday. I really didn't want to play along with those silly games like I usually do. So I said, boys, those are fake. But nope, White Sox Dave and Mincy declared the ticket offer real enough. to send the guy $400.

Unfortunately, the guy was at the gym. He couldn't send the tickets back right away. Now we're a full day later. We're down $400. We still have no tickets. Mincy says he still feels good about it, though. But anyways, thank you to our good friends at TickPick for graciously sending tickets to send the entire crew plus a cameraman, minus Mincy, to game three tomorrow.

Thank you so much to TickPick for making this happen. I will give you my very best. I am so grateful. But more importantly, I think Cleveland now has the end. edge that we need. If we can't out-hit the White Sox, I think we can outsmart them. The Guardians officially have life on the $400

of Mincy at White Sox Day. Legendary. It's not hard to do. Yeah, that'll be my first plan of action. I just chose to believe in your co-host. That's that's good. That's that is. That's

and I think Dave said he was willing to pay Mincy for the mistake. Dave believed as well. I'm actually shocked by Dave here. Dave's better than that. And the fact he was willing to risk it, I don't know, a White Sox game. Eight tickets for $400.

Hey, go to the speech. He should have tried to get more. Is it in the nosebleeds? I'm sending the 400 now to him, told him if it falls through, pay me back later. He's supposed to send him to my email. No confirmation until that happens. We verified, told him we would thank him and mention

on some content cool. Have him send the tickets first, Mincey. That seems like a scam. Yeah, but if he gets me for $400 I can live with it. What? He doesn't pay for anything. He's paying for a scam? Admitting that he's cool with paying for a scam?

That's an interesting price. There is a factor we don't know. You can just get $400 out of Mincey anytime you want. It's not. He's fine with it. Yeah. Interesting. Who's the guy?

Who's the guy? I don't know. If he wants shout it out in content, is he a content creator? Benci's good for a free 400? Yeah, we got to get to the bottom of this. Mincy was also upstairs in Rosillo's ear. He invited himself on Rosillo's pot. Yeah, I heard that whole conversation.

I've got, like, I could send them in, but I have, like, four or five that are pretty... Real humdingers? Yeah, they're, like, very real. Okay. You know, like, a very, you know. Yeah, let's figure. I would love to do that. Kyle's out, unfortunately, the next couple days.

Okay. But we'll get something heated up. Okay. How long are you and you down just today? I'll leave tomorrow. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing a high time. Yeah. Yeah. I was here for a couple of different things and then this whole set of

great. Yeah. I'm glad. Well, it's awesome. I'm just psyched I got to see you. Yeah. I get more comments from my dear friends that are like close that I go way back with asking about you than anybody's company. They're all just like, you could hang out. I bet that's not true.

I don't like to hang out all the time. But they're always like, like because you made that trip. You made a comment. You watched my content. randomly and I was like how can you not watch it? I mean, it's just how are you feeling? I feel good about life. I didn't know.

Oh, yeah. Oh, was the boot off? I didn't. Yeah. Oh, boots off. But still has an appointment in two weeks. Interesting. So do they have tickets or no?

I've been a good tick pick. Everybody does but mincy. What a crew. Yeah, I saw that yesterday they were thinking about having. Mincy film them. Well, that's not going to work. I shut that down right away. Danny, we'd get nothing out of it.

One of the greatest tweets of all time. Very accurate. It was a novel, and I read the entire thing. Let me see it. Danny just really summed up what would have happened if Mincy was, and it's... It's perfect. I would say 1,200 words. About...

Yeah, it's probably too long for this format, but... I could see it now. Missy shows up 60 minutes late with zero signs of hustle as the exits to Uber comfort that he knows he'll be able to expense. Tate jokingly tells him that he's late for breakfast, and Mincey replies, I can't eat any of that shit anyways. After forcibly explaining to Tate's uncles

that he's lost 24 pounds with no mention of Retta before even introducing himself, he realizes the breakfast is free and grabs three strips of bacon with his bare fingers. He wipes the grease, send his good pair of shorts before reaching into that magician's bag he calls a pants pocket. Mincey is finally pulling out his phone

to start documenting. We take a quick glance at Mincey's phone and instantly notice he's at 31% before he does. He blames the outlet on his best. bedroom wall for the next six minutes until everyone in the room agrees with him that it was the outlet on his bedroom wall's fault after missing several worthy arguments between tate and wSD he finally says he's going to start documenting he promptly begins recording a selfie video with the whole crew behind him all right i'm out here documenting tait and wSD arguing it's become clear that

mincy doesn't fully understand the assignment but it's too late for any of us to intervene before he can finish the selfie video his phone alerts him that his storage is full he turns to me for help and couldn't have been denied any quicker. He then pivots to Siri for assistance, asking her three different questions he'll absolutely need to repeat. He calls AI stupid as his phone. Battery drops to 28% six hours before first. You spent time with him.

That's it. Yeah, in a perfect world, you would have someone like secretly documenting tape while Mincey thinks that he's the one documenting. Yeah. Because you still need that content. He wouldn't be good for- He wouldn't produce anything.

Nothing. Imagine I'm trying to caption even, let alone. No. It's, we've tried it. He can't do it. Yeah. It'd all be blurry. He'd get no reception.

All of it would come out way later. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know. It wouldn't work for many reasons, but it would be funny just seeing him in a frenzy. Is White Sox Dave here? He fell for it. Yeah.

I haven't seen. I'm kind of shocked here. To even entertain it. He didn't fall for it. He just believed in it. That's true. That's something completely different. He was earlier.

I'm shocked he was willing to take that race. He's over there with door. Yeah. He just can't stop winning. I'll text him. I'll text him. What was there logic? Like, yeah, we can fuck off with $50 a piece for the even a chance.

I've kind of been out of the loop on this one, but I'm surprised Dave was even willing to take that chance. Yeah, it feels like Dave was definitely complicit in this to be like... A thousand percent. And it was a gambling buddy of Mincy's for three weeks? All right, Brandon found Dave, but he didn't come back with him. Dave, congratulations. Thank you. You did get got.

Officially? Well, have you gotten the tickets yet? Yeah. You got the... Well, I have... I have tickets in hand. The $400 for eight. No, not those tickets.

What happened to those? I don't know, mince is on it. It sounds like you... People are saying I got got. That was always the fallback plan. If he got 124, section 124, like, Road 10, I'm sitting in those seats. How much are those going for? A lot.

I guess at least a grand. So was Top. Was Tate's video accurate, then? I didn't watch a video. All I saw was a tweet where he said that I got God. got, but... Did you believe the tickets were real? I thought there was a chance they were real.

I thought there was a chance they were fake. I think that's what we all thought upstairs. Mintz has a great ability to moot your tickets, does he not? He does. Yeah? So what's wrong with having... Within the... Wasn't that price...

Wasn't that price suspicious? For how low? Was the guy a content creator? Is he doing it to get shoutouts? And I have no idea who the guy is. Okay. That would make more sense. That'd be more believable.

Yeah. My whole thing was People are hung up about how cheap the tickets were If a company is allotted tickets They're going to be below face And it's not like you could Venmo the company for the tickets So he has the tickets for cheap They're not maybe going to be used by the company

So hey Mince you want these That was not crazy to me What it was crazy to me is Minch just met this guy like two weeks ago Oh wait And how big was your- Met this guy? Yeah How big was your-

Mintz knows him. What's that? How many people were going? Seven total. And then I might have a few people, like family and shit come. So he got scammed by an identifiable man? He knows the guy. He has the guy's phone number, knows where he works, knows what he does, all that stuff. That's different. Who is it? Yeah. He, I don't know. I have no idea. Mince is dealing with all this. I have a ticket right now. The guy had the exact amount of tickets you needed, too. No, we needed seven. He's like, I can get up to eight.

so sounds like you were at least complicit in getting scammed why complicit well you believed you believe so did everyone everyone believe to an extent yeah there was always

the potential I never believed where's Ben mincy's not he's not a I guess he is a get that but here's the other thing this was two days I was always going to be in that stadium

no matter what this was two days ago it was like hey if you can get the tickets get the tickets and I'll cover the whole 400. I don't care. Like, just get the tickets. And then when, like, hours started going by

where it's like, all right, there's a chance, a good chance at this point that he is getting scammed. Let's get the other, let's work other angles or whatever. So this was, like, right before first pitch, and I said Mints, like, go get those tickets. Yeah, I'm an idiot. This was two days before. There was, I was always going to be in that stadium,

regardless of Mints getting these tickets or not. You, White Saks, if you can't, You can't concern yourself with this shit. You're a winner now. That's true. Like, don't even bother yourself with this shit. He's a loser. You're a winner.

We need Minton, Brandon. That's the, you know, you got to remind yourself that. It's a weird place to be in right now. I'm not used to this. I deserve it. I do. 38 years of pain.

You don't really deserve it. You didn't have 48 years of pain. Yeah, it does one. Yeah, one good year, yeah. Very good year. That was an accident. Yeah. Can't get better.

But yeah, that was always just like... So you don't think you personally got scammed? You took your seat, Titus. I didn't send any money. I didn't... What you believe? He's a winner now. We all did to an extent.

It was two days beforehand. Mince goes, I think I can get eight tickets. It's like, all right, if you can get eight tickets, go get them. I had my... What's the... I was toking many fires for tickets. That was just one of them. Stoking, toking.

Stoking. Stoking. Stoking. I think once you pay the $400, you fully believe. I didn't pay a cent. Winsk did. Weren't you willing to pay Mints back? I said if it is a scam, I will pay Mints back just so.

So you have to pay him back. He hasn't gotten scammed yet. If he, if it's first pitch and he doesn't have those tickets, I will happily, happily give Mints at $400. But this is the other thing. If this was just a guy, so Mince knows the guy, like he said. If. So we don't. This guy is just like fucking with Mince and it's like, oh, ha, ha, got you.

And didn't ask for any money. That's one thing. Asking for money, that's a totally different thing. This is like, that's like a form of theft, you know? Mincy, you got scammed. The guy's still responsive, so I'm not willing to concede. What was his last response? That he's still working on sending it.

But he texted me at 740. I mean. How hard is it to send it? I don't know. Well, tell him what you did. mince? Well, I think he may be. No, no, no, no. Tell him what you did. I sent him the wrong email to send it to my Ticketmaster account. That's what happened. He just did that. Yeah.

Yeah, but... This is how good. What email did you get? It's a perfect crime. Mincey got scammed, but he also scammed himself. So the guy could be like, yeah, dude, you sent me the wrong email. But now he said he was canceling it. He's been working on it last night this morning. You gave the scammer a free extra like 12 hours to pretend he's sending the tickets. Some of free life. Yeah. How well do you know this guy? Not that well.

You met him before? I met. It's like a two-week relationship. Where'd you be? Got your pockets licked by a homeboy? So I met him on the Amtrak. You know this dude? So we, okay, on my way to Milwaukee,

Saturday morning two weeks ago, he was sitting across from me on the Amtrak train, and he saw me looking at Draft King's sports book, getting my Saturday bets ready. And he likes to gamble, and we went over all the lines, and then we hung out at the sports. He's a gambler?

But we hung out at the sports book in Milwaukee. I haven't heard all this part. Yeah, now it's, It's stinky. So a gambler. It's a little stinky. It's like, hey, send me 400 bucks. Stinky.

Yeah, but we hung out a bunch of Milwaukee and, like, I got, you know, we ate some meals together and, like, watch games. How long did you hang out with him? Like, all Sunday. You rizzed you up? Noon to six. You met him Saturday? You hung out Sunday?

Yeah. And then we've been texting the last two weeks, just like gambling picks and stuff. So, I mean, I may be getting off them. Has he been winning? Uh, I mean, I've sent him a lot of winners, you know. No, has he been winning? He did okay on the Sunday. I don't know on the other stuff.

Because it feels like he's been losing and then he's like, hey, I need $400. Well, I think that here's the thing with it. And it's with the demand for the White Sox game three tickets, there's like a risk reward thing in my brain. And when he said, he's like, my company has, like I get all these tickets for Chicago, Milwaukee sports. You know, I've got extras 50 each in the 100 level section. Seems too good.

You know, what's the old saying? If it seems too good to be true, it is. but the risk reward of it where it was only $400 if it was actually true with how much these tickets are, I was like, screw it, even if I get hit here. I'm willing to risk it. Perfect crime. Yeah.

Maybe. But he's still responding. I feel like... He's going to end up mince he gets the tickets. He is. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't know. I mean, I'm not willing to...

I'm not at a point where I'm, like, mad enough to out him or anything. You know, I got to see how... I am. If he scans you, I will be mad for you. I will out him. Yeah, well, I think we just got to see. He's still being responsive. What was his last test?

And were you planning on going to the game? Call him. I would call him. Yeah, yeah. Call him right now. This is Warren's supposed to call him right now? Yeah. Just tell him he's live on the air.

Yeah, I will. Was the wrong email. He said he's a fan of Barstle, right? Yeah, I mean, like I said, he's super responsive. What's your question, TJ? Was the wrong email like a non, was it like your personal email? So my ticket master? Here's the thing.

I sent him my bar still email, but my ticket master's a different email. Just log in on that. We're tick pick, guys. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you want me to just speaker?

One battle at a time here. Yeah. That's probably tough. Let him know he's live. All right. I'm a speaker call him. Let him know he's live. Don't say his name.

I won't. He might be watching right now. Confidence is going down, boys. With every ring? Yeah. All right. I'm going to hang up. I guess the voicemails they didn't say it didn't say it's not.

No, I didn't send it. There's always a backup plan for me. But you're, but you are going to give him $400 if he gets scammed. Yeah, because I, I am making someone whole who's trying to do something for me. So you did believe it.

I just told you 12 different times. I thought there was a chance that it was real, yeah. I thought there was a chance that it was a scam. Israel. See, I thought, like I said, my guard was a little up on it. He seems like a good dude. He's responsive, but he's also, like, obviously, like a gambler.

So there's... That's the... Yeah. But the thing with it on the con part of it is it's a good one because it's like these tickets are in such high demand. The value is so good. It's a good con because it's you. Well, yeah. No, see that...

That's where it's a good con. No, no, no. It's not a good con because you are robbing. It is because... I think this is a scumbag movie. No, no. I'm not saying... No, no, no, we're confusing.

I'm not saying good and like he's okay, yeah. I'm saying it's a good con because he found Mincy. Sure. And Mincy sent him $400. He probably saw you scanning the DK sports book on that train up to Milwaukee, and you were just like fresh bait to him. Yeah, imagine. But like, Donald was luck and then Mincey shows up.

Yeah, but the thing is, is like if you're going to play a con here. Man up from heaven. But if you're going to play a con here, like, why would you burn it on 400 or two weeks in? Like, he should have played the long con and tried to go. a couple grand in six months. Like, that's how he should have played it. You would have given him a couple grand? I don't know.

Build a relationship and then, like, get me on a long one, you know? We've got to air drop your contact invoked to Nigeria. That's like a humanitarian aid. You just gave people a playbook, MNCy. Yeah, but, I mean, it's like if you're going to do something like this. Anyone who's trying to con Mincey out there, at least do six months. Yeah. And, you know, but like, why would you burn this on 400 bucks when you could try to, like,

if you're actually scamming people, try to get, get. I don't know. That's probably the easiest. I mean. 400 bucks you ever made. Also, for how frugal you live your life, you're handling losing 400. Yeah. I thought that was a little fishy as well.

No, I really, I thought it might. Five years worth of trips for you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot of trips. It's like half of a, you know, it's almost half of a. That's a couple six and five. It's like 40% of a Panicron. But I don't know.

I mean, like I said, I knew the risk. I just was like, if this is true, this is so worth it because it's such a big game. And then I'm not at a point where I'm going to out it. Like, I think I might be able to. like maneuver or get it back in some other way. Okay. Like, no, see, that's where I will put my foot down in. I will not allow you to do that.

You've, because I don't, we had private conversations off camera upstairs. I don't want to divulge all of those. But Mincy's like, I'll just have them give me this later on if it does turn out to be a scam. I'm like, no, we are going to end this because this guy's going to do this to other people. And if, if he actually is scamming, I will, I'm mad right now. I'm mad mad. I will make sure this guy's life. Okay.

No, I will not. Okay, well, I think what we do is we see all the whole rest of the day breaks. And then tomorrow on the yak weekend or whatever, we'll, tomorrow morning, we get a final head. Sure, I, that's fine. And like to bring up full circle. You just tried to scam us for another yak appearance. That's a good point. You're learning.

That this having started two days before first pitch is the reason that I even entertained any of this. Because I was always had the full day today. to look for tickets if these fell through. The one thing that confuses me is you said the guy wanted a shout-out in content? I didn't understand that either. No, I told him I'd give him one for this deal. Like what? Just a random guy.

Yeah. What does he need a shout-out? What are you shouting out though? Like shout-out his company or? I don't know. I was just excited. I thought I was getting a great ticket deal. I don't know.

I was just trying to do the best I could. And especially when Tate, your family is involved. I was trying to do the best of good because I was only going to try to get two or four. But when the deal was so good, I tried to do what I could. it for you know i i get i'm always going to try to do the best i can yeah he he's he sent money it may have been to a scam artist but he he was trying to hustle for us or was in the right place we appreciate that but i will end this guy you will not take any quid pro quo i will end this guy's life metaphorically speaking metaphorically speaking if he he tried to yeah i don't

won't take any quitt and pro. He's already, he's already talking to it. That doesn't fit. I said, well, like I said, we'll see how the rest of the day breaks in the night. Yeah, I did metaphorical. I'm going to call, like, I'll reach out, try to call him again tonight, because I want to end this peacefully. You know, I don't want to. I, if you scanned you, it won't be peaceful.

Let Dave off the leash. Sick Dave on him. All right. Well, it's just, I think this is to be continued. All right. Mincy, last thing, what weight are you getting to before you do your torso reveal? I'm sorry, repeat that. Your torso reveal?

The torso reveal plan is mid I'm ripping my shirt off on the beach in Mexico Is there why? Yeah, for the playa and hopefully we're in the whole The goal, the goal is I haven't been under 200 I haven't been under 200 since I was 15 years old Like 28 years. I'm like 217 right now.

You can rip your shirt off? And but that'll be, I think it's going to take till right at New Year's to get there. And then you're going to rip your shirt off? Yeah, we're going to, yeah. And we're going to say declare it. timing 200 pounds right for a Mexico Weiss prayer panic concert? Well, it was more.

It's going to take two more months. You think it's going to be like, whoa? I think what's really going to happen is I'm still going to have a gut at 200 and it's going to take 185 to 190 to get it off. Okay. But I think it's good off. How low are you going to go? I want to be 185 to 190. Wow.

Look, I've had every I've had every era of life at this point but the hot boy one. Right. Every. That's right. I've lived, I've lived 10 lives. You'd be shouting out the non-prescript. prescription medicine you're taking? I mean, I'm definitely am not lying about it to anybody.

No, no, I'm just saying, like, the guy who shoots you up every Monday, you're going to give him a shout-out? I don't know. We're going to keep him nameless. Okay. But, uh, but yeah, I mean, whatever. Hey, and the good thing, Adam did he come over last night? After the Monday night, Saints game. Oh, wow.

Oh, hey, what are we? Eleven? It came over 11, gave me my 4 milligram shot. Oh. But it comes and shoots Mincy up every Monday. Yeah. yeah of redda what redda redda okay

he's a grown man walk into his apartment stick a needle like a travel nurse and then says I'll see you next week mincy yep it's like a guy like precisely what happens but you guys talk about anything or yeah do you like hang out yeah we have like a three minute he comes over

and he's in it out does he do it to himself like yeah dude he's lost a ton on it Does he get, like, high with you? Like, does he like... No, this is a straight. RETA, just in and out deal. But the thing is, hey, we're out of... You ever take a piss or anything?

I don't think he's ever taking a piss in my bathroom. Has he ever sat down in your apartment? What you're saying? I think it's been... He's in for five minutes. Wait, how did you... You're just walking in, walking out. Yeah.

This is a pre-existing relationship, or would you find him through RETA? I found him through... I found him through one of my best friends in Chicago knew him that I trust dearly. Wait. Is he, like, qualified... No. This could also be a scam. This is a scam.

This is redna works, boys. This definitely, this ain't no scam. Your bones snapped. Yeah, but I mean, like, I've lost 31 pounds since mid July with the broken ankle. It's frigging crazy. Like, I got back from Vegas, and I was back up to 248 July 10th, and I'm 217 now. And I've had a broken ankle and haven't even been able to do cardio. It's crazy.

I mean, it's wild. What do you say to the people that are attributing some of the people that are attributing some of your broken ankle to Reda's warnings. So I've actually checked on that with like four doctors and none of them will give me a straight answer because they all say there's not enough data on GLPs and healing. Like none of them. I've gone to four doctors asking about it. They say we need studies.

We don't have enough info. I can't give you an opinion on that. But I am out of the boot. I'm walking to working back again to get my 10K steps in a day. We're not going to worry about running until 2027. Big thing now is I have to live. more and get the muscle mass right because my i'm losing weight but i don't have enough muscle on me i'm too doy all right thank you mincy thank you white so thank you guys appreciate it mints you hair looks

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Thank you. I'm excited for the content tomorrow. Of the game. Yeah. Yeah. That's a crew. Is that a day game? It should be a day.

It's a four or three o'clock? Three o'clock, three o'clock? Three o'clock. Three o'clock. I like Tate and I like Dom, but I need, I need White Sox, Dave, to keep getting that confidence. We need the Yankees. We need the Yankees' white socks. It doesn't do it.

I need it at Yankees' White Sox. I'm cheering for the White Sox would be fun. Yeah. They are like a very fun, loose team. Their best player was a banana last year? No. Okay. That one has become a nice.

Like, not fake story because he was a banana. He was a banana before they became a joke. And they were actually a real team. Okay. So it's technically. Yeah, they like to throw the trivia out. It was a boring banana. Yeah, he was a boring banana.

He was still trying to play ball. Okay. But yeah, everyone was like, oh, they have a Savannah banana. Holy shit. Not as inspiring. No. There's a banana on Dancing with the Stars right now. Is he still going?

Really? What is that? You're having to watch that every, uh, ever? I don't watch it, but I, it's on. Yeah, it's on in the, it's on in the house. How's the, how's the setup? It's on past, great.

The second couch. You got it, you're all, I, I was wrong. I was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Interior design's not yours. No, I was fully wrong, and now I have an amazing setup. How's the new apartment?

You love it? I love, I love, uh, walking around. So Nick picked right. Nick was, I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop of how nice it is. What, uh, Do you have two bedroom? Two bedroom, yeah. Nice.

You got a office? No. Oh. I don't need an office, you know? Yeah, what's... What are I fucking... What do you put your files? You don't have like a...

I have like a desktop. No, yeah, you probably need one. I don't. You know? What am I going to fucking... Actually, I could use a at-home computer. Now that I think of it. Do some pods.

Like if I want... If it has a little backup option. Yeah. A little work at home? No. No, I love my spot. Hell yeah. That's good. I had a question I was asking the guys upstairs. What would the city be like if the White Sox were in the World Series?

Would it still be buzzing? It would be buzzing, yeah. But not as much as the Cubs? No. But it still would be buzzing. You see it now. You see a lot more people out with White Sox. I'd like to see that.

What's the split in the city? I've always guessed 70 30 Yeah 70 30 maybe What do you think I would say 70 30 Is there a boundary I mean north side

South side Yeah I don't know Where is that My kids are dealing with their Their gym teachers A White Sox fan So my son was like he was talking He was talking trash to me

And I was like yeah you got to talk back Yeah and people like move here The default is Cubs You know Riggily's funner I was getting it from my neighbor too She's like five she's a brewers fan she was like what time the cubs play i was like come on

your five-year-old girl neighbors talking shit to you that's beautiful it was literally like i'm friends of the dad but they were in the alley and she rolled down the window it was like hey what time to the cubs play fuck you should just told her to fuck off get out of here scram shit on her garage oh man Ugh. It's good trash talking. Steven, what do you got? What's up? I see you're getting your wisdom teeth out, Steve. What?

Yeah. During football season? I know. They wanted to happen soon and my in-laws are coming this weekend, so I'm thinking about doing it Friday. But, like, what's the recovery time? And then also... Oh, it's months. I'm hearing varying reports. Some people are like, yeah, it would be fine for Sunday. Some people are like... If you live...

I think it would be very funny if my face got super swollen. Are they in? impacted? I don't know what that means. You're just going to be in pain. Actually, I kind of want to see Stephen Shea on some perks on Sunday. Oh, I don't think.

Oh, what if the Bucks win? They're playing Thursday. You have to get a tooth out every week. Yeah, I was going to say you have to, you perked out every single game day. That would be. Every time I take a perk, the Bucks win. Deal.

So you can do it Friday? Maybe. I made the appointment, but I have to go to a consultation first, but also this place said that they do not put you under. I wasn't put under for mine. Oh, really? I thought everyone got put under. I can't

remember what I was for mine. They'll numb you up. I mean, yeah, I think it's just Novakane. Are you getting four at once? I only have three for a different reason, so I'm getting all those. What? Shouldn't you wait till the other one grows in? Is it hurting you? Didn't come, no. Are any of them hurting you?

No, I think I'm getting like a small cavity on ones. They're like, we should have just get these all out. Yeah. Can you ask to keep them for yak trading cards? Yes. They give them to you after, right? Will you ever find them? T.J.?

Oh, yeah. No? We're going to have signed again. And I have replacement photos. Damn. So, that would be two one of ones. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm going to have to write two of one on the card.

You're going to have just so many more Hitler mustaches? Yeah, I can. do it. There's a man for the job. It's me. God gives us the strongest, toughest battles. They're strongest soldiers. I got this.

What are these guys doing? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Eli Manning's coming in. Yeah. What's that face?

It's my Elon Manning face. Oh, Mincy's going to fucking corner him. Did that happen last time? Probably. Today? Yeah. This afternoon. He's left.

Lucky I got to leave. I'd give him what for? You would have done it. You would have done something. I'd give him the business. How was Riscilla on mostly sports? Connor Griffin was embarrassing. Connor Griffin's embarrassed off.

He sprinted down the hallway to get him. Yeah. It was like huffing and puffing. Come on, man. That was because he tried to time up a 10 second drum roll, and then I guess you and you, Oh, he told you to play the drum roll? Oh, yeah. Oh, and you guys held him?

Did you guys hold him? We didn't hold them. We were just having a conversation. TJ, he came up to you and was like, I got something, get the drum roll, sound effect. He texted me last night, and he was like, I got a verbal from Rosillo for 10 a.m. tomorrow.

And then I texted him this morning. I was like, how do you want to do it? And he was like, I'm going to leave, just play this. He sent me a drum roll. We were mid-conversations. He just came sprinting, being like, Ryan, Ryan, right. Right, please. Please. Come on.

We need you. Connor. Come on, man. he's not the biggest goober we have is he yeah if we had a goober finals he would have to be in oh the goober olympics goober

well who are i don't even who does he compete against who's who's i mean t bob's a goober but he's also yeah he's a goober he also could fuck you up he's too much mass to be a guber yeah he's too athletic definitely is k is kate a guber or jason kate's a female goobber she's a foobber

can girls be goobers yeah Kate's for sure, goober. Is there anything Connor could do to lose his goober status? Have sad? One time? Yeah. Oh, you know who might be? Oh, Burns is a goober.

Burns. Yeah. Oh, Burns. He's a goober. Oh, Burns. He's a goober. Where is he's in there? No.

Burns is not. I actually, the reason why I said Burns is about to say white boy. Rick is a goober and I was like no he's not oh yeah there's another one Burns he's the goober white boy white boy Rick right boy Rick really got he got some goober cover when Burns came on Cody's a little goober adjacent

That's your boy though right Yeah no that's my fucking dog he'll dip his toe Yeah he'll hit you with a little goober he speaks goober he's not a goober he speaks it Stephen Chase's a little bit of a goobie Chase Goober Chase a little bit

Yeah. What's the actual definition for Goober? It's a feel thing. No, I know, but is there like an actual... Like, what is it really? Silly, goofy person. A goober. Goober is an informal slang term for a silly goofy or clumsy person

or a regional term for a peanut. Well, is Mincy our biggest goober or is he too far? He's not a goober. Yeah, gobers have to be like... Gober's also have to be, like, innocent. Yes. You know what I mean? It wouldn't harm you.

Let's circle all the way back. I think Conner, Griffin's our biggest goober. Yes. I'm taking Burns over Griffin. It might be Burns versus Griffin. You don't get enough Griffin in your life. Oh, I sit next to him.

He tells me I love you every day before he leaves. Who? Griffin. That's a go gober. That's a gober. I would love for them to go ban for band goober things that you do. You forget that Burns is a Disney adult. That's big.

I haven't forgot. That's a, that's a primo. Connor being obsessed with Star Wars. Burns being a digital. Connor, female pop stars. Female pop stars. Female pop stars. Connor's obsessed.

What is that up? But it's not coming from like at a sexual. Non-sexual attraction to female postage. What was the COVID thing when the rappers used to go like song for song? Versus Bap. Yeah, we needed a Goober battle. Right. The two of them being like, I've been to Disney 700 times.

I've seen Star Wars 400. Let's put him on the stand and find out who they're big. Connor joined the Association of Female Sports Broadcasters at Penn State. Connor, when. He plays in a lesbian volleyball league. Connor went and waited outside of a bar at Penn State because Sanza Stark was at the bar. When she walked out the bar, he screamed by himself. He was there by himself.

He screamed the North remembers to her as she was getting into a car. I just got full body chills. That is goober. That is goober. Connor writes. He writes Star Wars fan fiction in his free time. That's right. He's rewriting episode nine right now.

We don't know enough about Burns yet. I think he's got some crazy skeletons. Tommy smokes. I was just going to say early Tom. Let me smoke. Yeah, smokes as Goober for sure. Survivor. It's probably fucked too much that we know of.

Right. He lost his Goober card. And that's the thing. Conor's never fucked. No. Right. Connor just might be a dweeb. I think Goober is the perfect description.

Yeah. Oh, man, that's tough. That's tough. I'll be thinking about this all night. It's Connor more of a Dweeb is more derogatory, in my opinion. Goober is more. You can shed Dweeb. You can shed Dweeb.

It's more. It's more. I think goobers are likable. She can have a goobber around. Tommy Smoke's hit list looks like a fucking Hooters calendar, and he's still a goober. The telltale sign of a goober is they tell a bunch of jokes, no laughs, just a, like that. They're heartlessly absurd. But now Cody's back in.

Cody might be back in. A dweeb is a humorless goober. But I'd grab a beer with a dweeb. I'd hang out with a goob. I wouldn't hang out with a dweeb. Oh, I'd rather hang out with a dweeb. No. A dweeb I just want a wedgy.

Yeah, dweeb's kind of a poohie. Yeah. Well, I might be a dweeb. A dweeb is one, no, no, it's a dweeb isn't going to, like, joke around or even find humor in a situation. No, but I don't know. A dweber has the ability to call the cops on you. Yeah. Like, a dweeb will be like, that's actually, like, that's not funny. Yeah.

No, goobers love calling 911. No. No. No. No, goobers call 311. Yeah. And they're like, hey, is this, is this a crime? Goobers are always in, like, blouses.

They're always, like, elbow. braces on. They're always been injured. Connor recreated his apartment at the beach. Yeah. Because his apartment was too small to... That was half-ass. Too small to host parties, so he took an inflatable couch and his bistro table to the beach. I do... I think Goober's are like... I think it's Connor. I laugh at Connor as much as I laugh with him. Like, he can be funny. He's capable of being funny. Yeah.

You laugh at him a... Coopers will try pranks without any malice. Do you let a goober babysit your child? Yes, I think so. Yeah. Do you let what? Goobers can babysit. Okay. Goobers will try pranks.

You're right. I saw a tweet the other day. One was like, I asked, like, a bunch of my male friends if they'd let another one of their male friends pick up their kids at school. And they all said, no, this is why you can't trust men. It's like, what? I'd let you guys pick up my kids at school. That seems pretty easy. Yeah.

The fuck, who are you hanging out with that you're like, I wouldn't let my name. You're almost like telling on yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think everyone in this room I'd pick up my kids from school If I was in a pinch

It's not like that intimate of a task Oh yeah, Chey You're number one Che would be Yeah He'd send you minute by minute up He'd bring snacks Yeah

A golf club Yeah A case another kid came A kid who came up Another kid tried to get in your car Does that require Unless your kid wants a shoe tie Then Shea says

Fuck you Go find your own parents Yeah Does that require Kids seats? Yeah That's what I think I would I'd forget that

Yeah I wouldn't know how to operate A kid They're easy Are they? Yeah they make you see It makes you think That they're intimidating

They're so They go like in the No they're so fucking easy man It's just a seatbelt Through the thing Yeah Some are backwards though Some are forwards

Well yeah A baby baby Baby baby is backwards But as soon as they get to like Two years old Are you forward yet No Oh

Yeah Four or four I can't remember There's no way It's two right I can't wait to get out of the car seats phase. No, I think Ford is like two years old. A Ford face in car seat, yeah.

I thought it was weight. I can't remember because like anyone with multiple kids. Yeah. What is it, Chez? First kid was like, we went by the letter of the law. Third kid was like, whatever. Yeah, strong in the Trump. Yeah.

It just slowly erodes. Chee, do you remember? You might be right. It is weight initially. Yeah, it's weight. to move forward facing and then for the other one I think it might be weight and height to go from the car seat to the booster.

I think I'm going to become a car wash guy. I've been toying with the idea. In what way you're going to buy a chain of car washes? No. You're going to start going through car wash? I think I'm going to start getting my car washed every week. If your kids like it? Yeah, they do, but the car's just a mess.

The big difference. I have someone shit in my trunk that just... I don't know. Yeah, it does it? It feels like you drive a new car. Like, I get my car now. I'm like, yuck. Yeah, I just got one recently, and the outside just looks so pristine.

I know. The tires. I got to do it. I got to clean out my car first. I just went to one. I have a membership. I never used the inside before. The inside vacuum?

Great. Oh, you? I would just do the outside. You have to do it yourself? The inside, yeah. The inside is just a vacuum. No. No.

I'm not doing that. What's the one to go? The one of the car wash. The whole point of the car wash is they wash your car inside and out. The one down the block here always has a line. There's a long line. A huge line at it. I don't know what's going on there.

Is that a hand car wash? Those seem to always have longer lines. I say this too when in reality it's like I'm going to clean my car out and then just be like dumb. Get my car washed once a week. Yeah. Pick up the kids. Cooper battle. I've just been racking my brain if we have more amongst.

Gubers will do arts and crafts. Che's not being talking about enough. I might be a goober. Do we have any goober behind the scenes, guys? Chat said Jeff DeLo. Oh, dork. That's a good one. But he like hates things.

He's dork. Colossal. Yeah, he hates things. I think he crosses over into gooberness. He can be a goober for sure. Doobers don't hate things. You know, like, Connor will never say like, I hate this thing. Have you guys talked about him in the pool?

What is that? The above ground pool? He tells me it's in the ground, but he looks above the ground. But why is he doing reaction? I don't know why he's doing. I'm doing all his reactions in the pool now. I would too if I had one. I think this is why, Dana, because we're talking.

Yeah, true. I like it. I like it, but it's just... It stands out in a sea of men filming themselves giving sports takes. Yeah. Be in the pool. Jeffty low in the pool stands out. Wait.

Oh, whoa. They love it. Is that the ringing of a dead night? So Penn State. fucking stinks I need a Rissillo Jeff DeLoe collab I'm gonna Reese's ad read

Get Rissiella in the pool Che did you get Rissillo to do the ad for me I have an appointment and he was in mostly But I'll get him after Okay He might have left Just saw him A second ago

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Here and there. What'd she even do? Just pictures. I think she has a new butt. She has a new butt. Oh. Buts. It's, I think she has like four asses.

It's like, really. Yeah. It's a lot of ass. That's pretty innovative. She's like impervious. to AI too. In what way? They'll get

Bryce Dallas Howard. They'll get L. Fanning. They'll get Rhonda Rousey. Her ass is so big it like detects flags and neutralizes AI's attempt to even make it bigger. It's too big. You think it's too big? It's too big for AI.

I won't say that. Yeah. It's big. Can I see how big? Yeah. You want to see how big? I'd like to see how big. I'd like to see that ass. uh zah mic on please

tj give me like a minute buffer outside the ad before we go to aspect sure all right fine t j it's not the whole t jay let's talk about her personality yeah i got a brand safe topic okay see craft mac and cheese is doing ramen no i did not see that

but that does sound like it would probably be pretty good maybe no ramen is wrong like it's the same You want to give him a shot? You got to get the orange bag ramen. Kraft always likes to dip his toe into Asian. No, no, no. Right, Dana?

I heard it. Listen, you can say no. I guarantee you that. It's great. Mm. Got to try it. Oh, the food stager right there was in their bag a little bit too much. The cheese on the side of the bowl.

Oh, yeah. You're a little. Yeah, you're doing too much. That's a Nickelodeon-ass shit. Mm. You've ever seen them stage that food and shit? Spray it with... That was my first job.

Nick Devil. I was my first internship. Food stager. Huh. Really? Yeah, I was a spray boy. I would spray the glasses. I was a condensation boy.

Is the food stager gone now? It's artificial sweat on the outside? Come on now. Oh, yeah, okay. I also drilled holes in the bottom of the cups to put lights. Huh. Nice. They get the cheese.

Oh, yeah. That was gross. It was all went out of boy. They like... They like... A lot of hair spray involved. They like safety pin the stuff together. A lot of that...

Um... A lot of pins in there? I never pinned anything. There was a lot of glue, a lot of sprays. Brandon, you ever go to Texas State Fair? Well, we went a couple years ago for the Oklahoma, Texas game, but I didn't get to go. That's what we went.

Oh, you're going to be. It's a real fair. Yeah, we're going to the Red River. Yeah. But you're getting all the stuff, like the fried. You can go on those roller coasters. Yep. Fried everything.

Yeah. You're going to have a fried chubby. It's a little swaddled beef. Full season of Dana tries. Yeah. There's going to be some What were we looking at it? It was like fried They fried butter there, right?

Fried milk and cream. Fried Snickers? Fried steak. Fried latte. For the morning. Fried latte. All right. It's time for the ass page.

That's enough. It's enough. It's enough, T.J. Zah, have you seen it? It's a fucking enough. Okay. I need a... Okay.

Yeah, that's too big. For AI. What, Zah? Actually, I think I saw it. I saw it. I saw an altar. rendered useless I saw her

Not for Alan Ivers No no This is the one I saw Okay The one on the right Spiceland Cross my Apparently that's like

In Iceland or something Oh Oh I get it Spiceland That's funny Yeah so every time I'd imagine Danny gets tagged In all these

Yeah I see all her later's updates Whether I like it or not Jackie's also Pretty confused too But Just to be honest with her You guys still dating? Oh, good for you.

How long has it been? I love that. Over here. Oh, you guys are, you guys are still dating, huh? No. She had to have somebody else. Good job, Danny. A kick. Okay. Way to go, Danny.

Appreciate it, guys. You've always been really supportive. Really supportive. We'll be here for you. Our biggest obstacle is probably you guys. Vidalberg. Do you guys say love him? Oh, no. Vidalberg a nice fight. Do you guys say love to each other?

Yeah. Over a year? Come on. Fuck yeah. Just throw the love bombs around? We don't throw them around like that. It's reserved for like end of the night. Okay. You can't see.

Oh, hello. Well, like, the final farewell. Can't just be like, good morning. I love you. That's crazy. That is weird. Yeah, damn. No, you can't.

You don't do it, Brandon. No, but I'm in the 100% club. I don't have to. What's 100% club? I've been married 20 years. I got four kids. I don't have to say shit that I don't want to say. 100% mean?

I'm 100% in. I can't ever get out. I never have any other option. I'm done. A part of me would love to see you on a first date. Yeah. I would be so fun. Yeah.

We're done. I'm in it. The race has been run. The shoes are off. I never have to run it again. You said you were a straight escort. Yeah. No, if my wife passed away, I would, I would not date.

Yeah. It would just be like so awkward for me. Yeah. I have been a hug I'm talking blue chip escorts okay I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking you'd have to be asking what the major is I'm talking about Hartie cooks Microsoft Eskorts oh really yeah I'm talking Amazon Warren Buffett shit Berkshire Hathaway escorts yeah two to nine shift that's what I'm talking yeah I would probably just lose all my money gambling okay yeah

if we're being honest. Did you hit any of the parlayes I gave you? Dude, I'm red hot right now. Too hot. From last night? Last night, I did my parlay that I did Robinson 2, Camara. What? Robinson 2 Camara.

No, I didn't. Did you do that? Told you that. You did not tell me. You asked me that yesterday. That's what I gave you. When did we have that conversation? After the act, we were sitting right here.

No, what? You said that? Yes. Fuck. Did you play it? I didn't even play it. Robinson on the bitch? What?

Brian Robbins. Oh, we're talking. Kyle beat me in fantasy. I saw that. I looked at, they fucked up the percentages. You were already talking undefeated after week three?

My team's really good. Yeah, he does have a good team, but he told me on Sunday, I'm undefeated, and it looked like he was going to kill Kyle, and they didn't. Do you guys get, like,

I have two fantasy leagues I've been in forever. If I'm one and three, and one of them, over. No, right it's to write it out. One and four,

I'm done. One of three is not a bad thing. Not going to check waiver wire. You start selling barely, barely start players Which is horrible I won the championship last year With a losing record

Yeah You can sneak through And fancy football It's fucking over I have 220 You know right away You know within the first three weeks If you have a team or not

And if you don't You're just like all right That was fun So you have tet Yeah I have Tet And then I had Bejohn Keep checking the box scored

I'm like Bejohn scored five times Yeah No Brian Ryan Ryan last name Brian

Kyle do you feel for Bryce Young. He's awesome. He's good. Every starting quarterback is awesome. No. Just the hand they're dealt. Cam Ward might not be.

Yeah. Cam Ward is ass. He said it himself. There's Eli Brandon. Oh, yeah. Shit. Imagine a papal band is shaking Michelangelo's ladder.

If I wasn't on the show right now, that's what we're dealing with. I'd go give him the business. Yeah, if he was here right now, instead of just on that screen. Well, I'm in the, I'm in the chair. He's taunting you. He's walking right in front of you.

If I, boy, if I... Looking at all the beautiful... All right. Yeah, we see you. Right here. Uh-huh. Love it. Yep.

Uh-huh. Now we're over here. Hey. What up, Eli? Hey. How are you doing? Good. Good.

Just wrapping up. All right. All right. You really showed him, Brandon. Brandon. Get his ass. So much of the going. Oh.

You're going to let him talk to you like that? Man, he got one. There he is. It's gliss and breeze All right All right, let's wrap him up the show I figured he'd roll deeper Good show

Good show everyone Yeah He's not Peyton There he is Good old fashion riff Same time tomorrow Same time tomorrow boys Dana thanks for showing up

Of course You're the best Love you guys There you go That's your classic sign-off That's Saina Nothing makes me laugh more than beers on the spot. Yeah.

Say the line, Dana. I just did. Yep, he nailed it. I love it. All right, spin the wheel. Oh, what if you had to get wet in front of Eli? I couldn't imagine a more humiliating, humiliating. Pissing yourself in front of Eli?

All right, see for tomorrow. Love you guys.