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Episode Date: January 22, 2025

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We're good. What are you doing Kate? It's Kate. It's very easy explanation. What is she doing? What's wrong with you? Okay? Come on? How do you not get this? Okay, what's your fucking look at look at a fucking calendar one time for also? How did you start the show with a mouthful of food? What the hell? Just by the buzzer Kate I think that's Kate was trying to gesture as much as she could yeah It's wackyy Wednesday, Kate. It's Wacky Wednesday, Kate.

Did anyone else have Kate come up to them this morning in like 13-year-old girl clothes? Kate was dressed like she'd just left limited to. Oh my god, it's unsettling. What was going on? I was on my phone. She was like, hey, can we talk about the yak? And I looked up.

Yeah. Yeah. Mistake. You were, it was. What were going on? I was on my phone. She's like hey can we talk about the yak and I looked up yeah Yeah, mistake you were it was what were you wearing? I was only looking down how much food did you put in your mouth? Like a minute and a half We're trying to carry here Everything we have to chew a lot because I'm afraid I'll get gas if I don't you'll get what yes Your body's trying to deal with all the chunks so everything's like no, I don't think that is that Gotta be a myth. I do think that if you eat goldfish, you fart because there's air inside the goldfish. Really? But once you...

No science behind that one. Once you crunch it with your teeth, the air is gone. Yeah, but you swallow the air. Okay, I'm done. The air doesn't go back into the air? No, you bite it and then you swallow it. You're swallowing all the air. All right.

Eat some goldfish and see what happens. Bet you end up farting. I mean, how probably... How did I know it wasn't a pre-existing condition? see what happens. I don't... I don't... Bet you end up farting. I mean, how probably... how did I know it wasn't a pre-existing condition? That's true. You don't. I guess we'll never know. So what did we even ask Kate? I don't remember. Oh, her 30 year old girl left.

Yeah, you already dressed like a little chick. Morgan sent like a box of merch and they're like you don't have to show it or anything but I think they didn't like look up who I was because it was like Teeny tiny like Annika and Hannah would crush these shirts. They'd be great in these shirts But it was like I thought they were for my kids at first. I was like, oh this is they were that small They were that tiny and so I was like, you know what? I'll put them on and walk around the office and see But I also like I have real old tights on so Little bit of a moose knuckles Your big-ass ball

My balls are gonna help with the average it was I felt naked walked around you look naked And people were thrown off pretty quickly is Chris Christie the most famous moose knuckle not yesterday you see yesterday so we got a new contender I've never seen a package like this that cock was my whoa let me see it well you haven't seen this who are we talking about and balls first off what is a moose knuckle that's when your pants split your balls and show Chris Christie is the male camel toe but not a see in the baseball cock present No, no, I think it's I think it's usually they're too fat for a cock. It's like a dick wedge You know like a guy gets so fatty doesn't have a cock anymore

Like Chris Christie doesn't have a cock in these pictures There's the he's cockless It's him throwing is the one yeah That's not even a moose knuckle actually no. It's not that's just a fupa Alex that's a weird shape a big diaper Look at that. He has no penis He's penis list alright, so what's the one yesterday? Uh-huh? Oh the Hall of Fame Yeah, ever heard of one Hall of Fame? Yeah. Ever

heard of one Billy Wagner? Yeah. Good on him. Billy Wagner got the call. Oh my god. Yeah. Look at that. Uh huh. And it just gets. Look at that thing. It's all ball. It's like a fanny pack under his tail. Look at that thing. He's got nothing but ball. It's a khaki hammock. What is going on? He's got nothing but ball. It's a khaki hammock. What is going on? That's so much ball.

Oh, man, for this emotional moment. I'm calling you've been waiting and your balls are just out. It's the biggest achievement of his life, and his balls stole the show. This is the biggest achievement of his life. It looks like it's growing. Yeah, his penis is the biggest. Oh, I didn't want to see a moose knuckle cry.

He's crying. You can't cry with a dick like that Be funny. His wife just like fluffed him a little like hey, you didn't see We got to have a cock showing here. I don't know if that was that cock. I saw like four little spheres It's like balls. That was bald. Yeah, I don't know That's what we look at that. I mean cock is stuffed in there pause and zoom. Oh, yeah It's I think there's there's cock at play here look yes balls no there's some cock in there no there's no cock there's cock I think I see the head of his cock is inside his belly there's cock for days see those

mini spheres yeah oh it's almost like a TJK extra shit on on jishin's bag of tricks if we measure if we were able to alert Billy Wagner that he might have to get that checked out. He's got extra shit going on. He's got a magician's bag of tricks. Imagine if we were able to alert Billy Wagner that he might have testicular cancer. He's all over. Just by based on this video. Thank you TJ. Like hey man. I just want, if you could just trace it TJ and we could try to get the idea of the shape. That was a lot of ball.

It looked like he had a baseball in there. It might... He just loves it so much. Yeah, I'm gonna... I have to retire, but I'll at least... Yeah, I'll make sure that I have a baseball in my jockstrap at all times. But yeah, moose knuckle. That's moose knuckle. You never want to get moose knuckle.

I don't think I can. Yeah, I'd have to wear really tight pants mm-hmm Guy big-ass ball who's got the biggest balls Kyle used to be a bold guy on the show You don't have a year long. I was always touching my shit. Oh, yeah, you're always playing with your shit didn't even realize it yeah On the show yeah, you're doing on the show? Yeah, I was getting clipped. There were actually, we were getting legitimate complaints. Like Kyle's funny, but he needs to stop playing with his cock.

Yeah. Yeah, the whole first year that Kyle was on the show, he showed his balls like half of the episode. I gotta re-watch this. Yeah. Oh, wait, why do you have, do you have contacts? I lost them. Oh no, how do you lose contacts?

I was like trying to get it out, I thought I didn't get it out, and it must have fucking flung somewhere. Then I was tugging on my eye, my bare eye. So I'm fucking, so is the contact experiment over? Now I gotta pick some more up. Are those your two cats on your shirt? Yeah. Oh, wait, let me see.

As you can see on the sleeve. Let me see. Let's see what it says. You got a custom shirt? Mm-hmm. As a gift. Oh. That's Piper Jones and?

Pinky, yeah. Pinky. Do they get along? Yes and no. They're a little like, I catch them wrestling. They don't like when I look at them getting along. Oh, okay Do it in secret? They don't want like I guess like siblings. They don't want you to know they like each other Yeah, who's who's the favorite in the house?

Piper she's been the cat of the day like every day except one. Oh wow How did pinky win that one cat of the day? She was accepting pets initi initiating affection. Like it was a rare Haley's Comet. Yeah. Wow. When do you decide it? Like dinner time? At the end of the day. Yeah. After dinner. Is it fair? Cause Pinky seems like an introvert and you're just judging her based on you want her to be extroverted and want to accept pets and everything. There's a lot more to it. Like she always steals Piper's food. Okay stuff like that And Piper do they both sleep on the bed? Mm-hmm which one cuddles more? Piper cuddles more, but they tend to sleep on their own at the bed. Um, no above the pillows Oh what by your head cute? Yeah, yeah steal your breath. Yeah, I've heard that Oh, they suck out babies breath above the pillow and mouth tape so on top. Where's that?

We're doing that the wall or do you have a headboard there whatever the little? How close are they to your edge? On the bed the ledge above the bed frame the bed frame yeah, oh That makes more sense out of they were accidentally falling on you No They're sleeping for the night on a on a bed frame. They're not they're not just accepting the bed They have plenty of like so many things to sleep on but yeah cats are weird like they're like, baby They can sleep anywhere anywhere and they get real small. Yeah, you ever take a baby human out out of the crib and see what he does I

Have before What they'll sleep wherever oh, yeah, that's like yeah, yeah Well, he phrased that I was like what? Yeah, they will sleep babies do sleep a lot Yeah, let him they'll crawl to like the base of the fridge babies and cats are remarkably similar Really young babies. Yeah, they just sleep all day drop a baby. Does it land on its yes? Yeah, they're malleable right with babies Like flexible it's side. Oh very fun. You just have to change your litter box like once every three days

Same thing oh by the way yep all business Pete got a dog We have to save it. I gotta have him zoom in. He was very likable on that post. Pete was? I didn't buy it. I thought so. It did seem like a little politician.

I'm gonna put the... Yeah, this is a shield. You can't criticize him now. Now a dog foster dad working on helping this good girl bulk up and trust humans so she can find a forever home. He's fostering. Who would have ever thought we'd have ended up here and not me? She seems to trust humans?

She's posing for pictures with him. He said, smile, bitch. He only got it so he could give it away. He's just doing it for likes. Yeah. Can you send me the zoom, TJ? I'm gonna tell him to come on. I wanna, I don't trust this.

I think- No, it's the setup. I said it right away. I was like that dog is better off on the streets It's very rare that that happens where you're like leave that dog on the streets. Mm-hmm Yeah, he could probably survive better on the streets than in Pete's house because Pete's probably gonna strangle it Yeah, I don't know what he'll do for fun at the very least So you think the better situation instead of this dog getting rest Rescued is actually putting it out Actually getting it out there and not having this home letting it find its own path Yeah versus the path Pete is gonna put it on right It was great when I got him the fake dog that was one of my best was a real dog

Yeah, but it wasn't his The gift exchange. Yeah, the gift exchange. Oh, I put a puppy in a box. It was like here. Your kids really wanted it. Secret Santa one year. He was not happy. That dog's I think still the celebrity dog. It should be. Yeah, is it? It was like an influencer puppy. What? Yeah. It was a little retriever, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yes. I really hope Jam is still living with us. Because that was like seven or eight years ago. How'd you obtain it?

Just found it. It's like some like I was like, I can't even remember how I got it. I might have just asked if anyone had a puppy I could borrow and then fake gifted it to Pete. OK. That was an influencer? I don't. I think it was still a puppy, so he didn't even know he was an influencer yet. Child star.

He became an influencer. Or she. Hey, Pete. Hello. I don't like this background. What the fuck are you going to do with this dog? We're going to get it adopted. Your throat sounds dry. Pete. Come on, guys.

Well, you're not going back to the well. You're not a dog guy. Of course I'm a dog. What are you talking about? You hate dogs. Dogs love dogs. This dog I'm worried about is there like a dog No, this dog has a great home, so then why wouldn't you keep it? You're gonna show it this great home, and you're gonna give it away We already rescued one dog what I already yeah, this was this is five years ago Why four years ago, and we're gonna to tell us? I did. I told everybody. OK, so you have a dog in your house, but you're going to give it away.

So you don't love dogs. I do love dogs. This might be safe. This is how fosterers work. But it's more harmful to the dog. You're getting used to this great home, and then you're just going to disrupt his life one more time. It's not more as it can't be more.

You're a middle man, what's the point of, what are we accomplishing with this dog? Sounds like you're trafficking dogs. You're trying to find a home with someone who allegedly loves dogs, maybe children that would also love the dog, a yard, is this ringing a bell? You're suggesting that that's my home. Yes. So keep the fucking dog. But how can I help save more dogs? You can foster a dog while you have a dog. Exactly. That's what I'm doing. No, you don't have a dog.

You can have multiple dogs in the building. You don't have a dog. I have a dog. dog right and I'm fostering. Well you have another. How many does it was one fucking established. Well you have a dog. I thought you made you fostered one. I've had for five years. But you had an announcement that you became a dog dad. No it's a dog. You're you're telling me right now. There's two dogs in your house. There's two dogs What the fuck Lord this guy's collecting you because I love dogs Got a cow over there. I Can voucher talk to me last week about?

Left and right wait you can vouch he told you about it. I knew that he had a dog Yeah, and we talked about what's your dog's name? Which one? The one you love. The five year one. The five year one's name is Dottie. Okay. Are you in the same home as Dottie right now?

No, I'm at work. What's the foster dog's name? They named it Elsa, which I'm like, not super high. That seems fine. So keep Elsa And but I can't have to I can't two dogs full time you have just let it go keep Elsa. Yeah No, I'm worried works. I'm worried that you're collecting dogs now and With these dogs you're the Hitler of dogs. Wow. You're putting them all the dogs in one place

so that you can do something. Dogs, she snuggled up with me. She's so scared. I'm like, I'm afraid of her. So scared. What's she scared of? He's gonna kill him. Abandonment.

Yeah. What's she scared of? He's scared of abandonment. Why is she scared? She was abandoned in South Carolina. You're gonna re-abandon her. Correct. Not re-abandon, no, no, no.

Elsa and Dottie do they get along For the most part oh they love each other little jealous so fucking keep Elsa get rid of Dottie Dottie is my favorite What do you only have one dog speak to Dottie? Yeah, do you do puppy voice? I'm not gonna like everybody's got their dog voice. I'm not gonna come on Give us your dog voice. Absolutely. Good afternoon, Dottie time for you. I mean I thought well It's like I talked to her in like a normal voice. Yeah, like the robot You never do like whoo boopie boopie for daddy

Salutations daddy you kiss daddy on the lips No, I don't do face. Yeah, salutations, daddy. You kiss daddy on the lips. No, I don't do face. Oh, come on. Why get in there? Pete prude. Would you like we do hugs? You hug your dog? Yes. What do you give a handshake to your dog? No fucking weirdo. All right, so keep the other dog. All right, so keep the other dog Just do it off camera take the off. You know it feels good. It's medically smart.

Warm syrup down your throat. Are we good here? Take a sip. No, not today. If it was water you would have drank it. That's a great point. That's a great point. Well then it would be normal for you to drink water in front of us

Why'd you why are you so shy and bashful? It must be calm cuz the last cuz cuz the last two times. Yeah Interesting, which were also water Not that it matters Yeah, it could be calm I don't care don't feed your dogs come please No But you want to set the new one up for a major upgrade in its new home, so you pepper it with some malnourishment Yeah, she's yeah malnourished now. We got to get some we have a poker up

That's what we're doing well taking an abandoned dog making it fall in love with you and the children environment It's being raised in yep, and then ripping it away from that making it start over all over again. It's crazy. Elsa Elsa is a dog friend Yeah, it's the most fucked up thing. It's so fucked up. You might as well have just left it on the street Yeah, that's what I said. Yes better on the street Razy trying to take a very nice thing A very noble act and it doesn't sound like us at all doesn't sound like us at all. It's nuts, okay? You we rehabilitate Elsa we get her to a good home And then we can rescue another dog and another dog and another dog so you've done this multiple times

No, we first time hmm interesting What's in it for you? Yeah? What is in it for you? It's the tweet about it. It's altruism. It's the tweet, isn't it? You did the tweet, and I bet Elsa's probably in the dumpster right now. Yeah. Probably. She's probably snuggled up on the couch with a million soft blankets.

Yeah, hoping I never take this away from her. I'm in heaven right now away from you. Thank God. I'm in heaven right now. God, this is awesome. You essentially are like, oh, you hit the lottery. Oh, wait, let me double check the numbers. I waited my whole life for this. Sorry.

You're leading her on. Sorry. She's going to go to a great home. How do you know? Yeah, you don't know that. Better than yours? Background checks. Yeah, I got a small house. I got. I got you know, two grubby kids like

There's other there's better houses in my house, okay, let's talk let's be clear All right well Whatever p Yeah, thanks for coming. Yeah Nope, not gonna do it. Thanks for trying to tear me down and take a really nice thing and make it bad You're right job guys. Yeah, no problem. I feel no remorse Nope, not gonna do it. Thanks for trying to tear me down and take a really nice thing and make it bad. You're welcome. Great job, guys.

Yeah, no problem. I feel no remorse. You're gonna feel remorse when you take away that dog. It's gonna cry. I didn't know he had another dog. It's gonna be awful. That was a wrinkle I wasn't expecting. No, but having another dog is even more, like this is the life you could have,

but you're only here for a little bit of time. A best friend, yeah. He never told us about the first dog. I think he might've, but I just don't really listen to anything he says. Well, I gotta see the tweet again. How did he word it? I became a foster dog. That's If you're already a dog dad that that had right it's for attention They had the energy of someone who's never owned a dog before the major life a big step here I am now a dog foster dad. Yeah, you only only do this if you're not a dog guy,

but you're entering a new world. Yeah, you have to mention your pre-existing dog. Right. Like you end that with like, she and Dottie are best friends already. Yeah. It's undeniably misleading. That's a good looking dog though.

Who would have ever thought we'd end up here? Yeah, not me after he already has a dog. You chose. Yeah, right. after he already has a dog. Yeah, it seems like he definitely thought it was gonna happen because he initiated. He already had a dog and We got to save that dog. Yeah. Save both of the dogs. We either have to save it or he has to keep it forever No, right. We don't need to save we need to make sure he doesn't give it away. Mm-hmm. I'm on it I think we made a big deal about it at the time I feel like maybe he got it for his kids for Christmas, but he's had it for quite a while.

When a man drinks cum though, that kind of becomes his personality. You forget about the dog. Probably the thing about it. He's dog owner second on his obituary. Cum drinkers first. First. Well, and then he also can't cum?

Can't cum. So he has to get his cum from the cum factory. Yep. Yeah, so it's not even his cum he's drinking. Just to import the cum. Uber eats cum. Oh, you gotta try this cum spot around the corner. It's quite a Sophie's choice.

The man who can't cum is addicted to cum. Yeah. It's quite something. The forbidden fruit. Did you see the old baseball thing that we were tagged in today? A guy named Cum. A guy named Cum. What?

It says it on his Hall of Fame plaque. There's a Hall of Fame plaque that has a guy named Cumberland something and in parentheses it says cum. I love that. I've never seen cum in parentheses. It makes it really funny. And that had to have been before cum was used. Yeah. When was it? Yeah. So a man named Mansfield Smith Cumming, he was the head of the Secret Service in Britain during World War I, he started using Come semen as invisible ink What's in his spy organization and then they were like, oh this odor is treacherous we have to stop but yeah just a coming come

Come that's work Posey come posy composer Good job come wait, that's that's not a real story what you just said come I'm not believing that and he also You know the origins of calm That's not the or is the guy writing you origins of come in espionage oh Come in espionage that interesting man He also got in a car accident and had to amputate his own leg with a pen knife.

Look at this guy. Captain Cummings. Captain Cummings. Goddamn. As invisible ink. Come on, man. What the fuck? True. Sorry, that was loud.

Wow. That was my second. True. Understandable. That's insane. But I guess it would work if you have a black light right so yeah, it worked the just it just reeked This blank paper smells like come You would think in the throes of warfare the the odor wouldn't be much of an obstacle Stench there's no war war one bad. I wonder what his diet was so this is where the word come come from then

Coming I might yeah, I didn't even think about that. That's what we were asking you. Yeah, that's, yeah. It might, yeah, I don't know. Seems like it is. How do you present that idea to your fellow soldiers? I think you got caught beating off, and this is for work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he put on part in my take. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just doing some spy stuff. You don't get it. By the way, speaking of Mincy Clemmer Day,

I think we have a date. It's going to be the first week of March. Cannot wait. And TJ sent a text last night that got me very excited. Slippery stairs are a priority. Top priority. Top priority. And the ideas are flowing in that chat too.

Yeah. Yeah, we gotta kinda look at what worked and what didn't last. I think a grilled cheese redemption has to be in there somewhere. Yup. If it's not that, maybe some other cooking challenge, but what worked last year, what didn't, and then we'll fill out the...

Bobbing for apples. I think we bring back and then we'll, we'll fill out the- Bobbing for apples. I think we bring back bobbing for apples. We bring back grilled cheese. What about that thing where they have to duck every time? Oh yeah. I don't know if we can pull that off, but- Yeah.

What was the like the tag game? Was it with a remote control car? Oh, I don't know. That was the show. That was the show. That was the car right to him? That was a really good idea in theory. I thought it was funny. Yeah it was. Well how it played out was very funny. What game made Mets hit the camera? That was the flag. No the capture

the flag. That was great. Tail game. Yeah we'll play that again. Yeah we'll just do the football turnaround catch. Yeah I just smocked you in face. Yeah, that's right. Wait. Let me see it again. That's gonna be all of us this year Is enough time past Titus oh, yeah Time I felt horrible. Yeah, that fucked me up. I went home and was like man I'm a awful person not mean to do that and then it's more time. Yeah, it's gone by I was like One of the best throws of your life yeah, yeah Very excited for that We also have I don't know we have literal gym equipment over there now. I don't know what to do with it. Yeah

Maybe there's something there. Yeah, yeah, something slippery if we can't do Don't let can't if we can't slippery stairs is how we don't do it at all I would love for them to do something very dizzy against each other. I'd also like once we get slippery we could do like a Human bowling Oh do the slippery stairs first and then do the slippery for the rest of the what was the thing from though? It was at the bowls game with the basketball do the slippery for the rest of the what was the thing from the it was at the bowls game with the basketball have a slide right off the mattress jump on the mattress I do like the mattress race yeah that was fun my only hang up with

the slippery stairs is I feel like it has to be either first or last because I don't want to destroy the rest of the court I think it should be last and they should be but what if they're slick for the rest of the competition the courts gonna get ruined yeah and, last would be very funny if we figured out a way to, no matter what, the slippery stairs is the end, and it's like someone gets a time advantage. American Gladiator style?

Yeah. The only disappointment is they can't complete it with ease. Yeah, right. We got to make sure it's so slippery. Yeah, that's how we did it last year, right? It was the gauntlet was the final. That was all that mattered. And you're just playing for the head start. Yeah, I need them to be slipping on the stairs for well, I guess we could we could probably create obstacles to also like dizzy stairs are kind of like throw balls at them. I love that. Yeah, dizzy, slippery

stairs. I'll throw a ball. Yeah, I'll throw a ball yeah I'll throw a football don't like let's say Clemmer should they go at the same time or one at a time so like mincy goes first and Clemmer sees what time he has to beat I think they go at the same time that's the joy the slippery stairs is the white what if Clemmer completes it fast and we do want to see I think we should have like spider on the stairs with them yeah like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think we should have like spider on the stairs with them. Yeah like coming down. Yeah, yeah Yeah, kind of like like legends hanging out. Yeah. Yeah, I think maybe two heats of one and the winners of each heat Go to the finals. Yeah, that's good That's not bad. I like that a lot. Yeah, we could make yeah, we could get like

Boulders that we throw at them. Yeah eels eels Electric how is the like do we who makes the slippery stairs? We guys are just stairs that are made slippery. We're gonna have a slippery stair guy, right? Yeah, it's stairs that are the the their lubed right? I couldn't disagree more Brad I think the stairs have to be almost built walkily really some tilts some angles. Yeah, I was all lube I thought it was all plenty plenty of lube, but they're rounded stairs, right? Rounded padded do we dip the boys first or they pre lubed they have to be dipped That'll be like that's a can we get a big get a crime I would love a crane

Yeah, they have to be dipped getting back I like that there. There's a little bit of a straightaway. I think it's tilted though Yeah, probably a little bit. Yeah, I think this was me. Yeah, so yeah, we got to throw like spider or someone else on there to To like because what makes it really funny is the guy at the top wipes out and then it is like a bowling ball Yeah, yeah The guy at the top wipes out and then it is like a bowling ball. Yeah. Wiping out everybody. I'll say, dude, those stairs don't look that padded. It looks like there's just a tarp over. So what if it's Spider and one other person, so four people, and if those other two people beat them, they have to restart? I'm going to say right now, I think it's going to be Spider and Beef.

You almost have to. I think our hands are tied. You almost have to. I think our hands are tied. You almost have to. Beef would vaporize. He turned to mist. Spider-Clemmer mincy beef on the slippery stairs. What a visual. Don't make me... beef just stand at the top. Yeah, he can just scroll down. After like five minutes, if they're not done, then beef beefs like here we go Just a slide for him there needs to be an alarm

Beef bow every five minutes beef slides down This might oh my god wait did red go like wire to wire you know cuz they eat I don't think it's close to over. I don't think he makes it. I could see this just dominating the entire pro day. Just like, why did we do that? Oh! Nice job. Yes.

Yes. I could see this just like, why did we bother with the bobbing for apples? The grill, we should have just done three hours. Yes. Three hours of slippery stairs. Let's just recreate a Japanese game show. So all their stuff.

Yeah. Oh, god, I wish we had water, like a wipeout. Yeah, MXC. Wipeout would be awesome. I'm so excited. That's going to be a big week, because that's also Brandon's funeral. Oh, my god.

One of the biggest weeks possible. Yeah I'm not going to do the funeral. Yeah we are. I'm not going to lay on a casket. You keep saying that. Is it superstition? I don't want to do it. What if we all did it with you? Then it's not a funeral. Everybody doesn't get in the casket during a funeral. Let's cram it. But dead people also typically don't have the choice to get in the casket or not so it's not like a normal funeral. You're going to have to. I, I, it's superstitious, isn't it? I, yes. No, it doesn't freak you out. No, I actually got him one when we did the wrestling thing. I'm a hundred percent got in a casket. I don't know. Does he get to pick the Paul bears who's carrying

it or we're carrying it now? Oh yeah. You're not actually putting me in the ground. Are you? No. Then you'd be able to. Oh, is that what you're worried about? They were going to bury you alive. I don't know what what's going to happen with you guys. I guess I didn't even think about that. We could bury him. Oh, we go. We're at sea. He's in the casket of Viking funeral. We could just lock it and bury him alive.

Would you be mad? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What I'd be amused. But what have you buried you for just a little bit. No I saw I did see the tweet the other day or the clip online about how to survive being buried alive. Oh I'd like to know a graph about that. Yeah there was an infograph saying this is how you survive being buried alive. Oh I want to see and you punch the top of the coffin and you digger. It's it's halfway through. I assumed it was a troll. I assume it was that for because I don't I don't think you're gonna be able to break the inside

It was an elaborate process. Yeah, I was surviving buried alive So what you do is you then focus on breaking the coffin open with small control movements If you manage to break through try to move the rushing dirt Towards the empty spaces at your feet right working your way up the sides empty spaces at your feet, working your way up the sides. Then slowly sit up. As the dirt falls, continue to push it into the coffin until you can stand up. Then start pushing the dirt upwards and out of the grave.

Oh. That was easy. That was pretty easy. Guy was buried in street clothes. Yeah. So Brandon, that's not hard. I know you could do it. I'm not sure that was 100% accurate. It's really how much you want it.

Of getting it out of being buried alive? You might like it. Again, this is why I said I didn't want to do it, because you said, Oh, she's going to be fun. You have to lay there five minutes. Now we're burying me alive. Now I'm curious. Let's open casket and see what happens. We never close the casket.

Yeah, you're laying there open casket. We make rain come and kneel and say Say nice things. All right. I'll check with Yes, I'll check with Bill see if he wants me make Brandon dig the grave with who with Bill before I get started He's a wrestling fan. Yeah, he'll like the I'll check Undertaker how the undertaker do it. Yeah when he got buried alive. Oh, how did the wrestling fake it? How'd the undertaker do it? Yeah when he got buried alive? Oh, how did the wrestling fake it? I mean, I'm sure I don't think he was under six feet of dirt. I Don't think that was real dirt. I don't know Steven, but I'm sure it wasn't

Someone help me know I don't want I know exactly what you're talking. I don't want to ruin it for okay, you know what how to say every house beast You just a beanie guy now Steve Yeah, what's up with that? I'm stretching a haircut out. I'm getting one Friday. Let's see it stretching it out stretching it out Looks like you look like you always do you look perfectly normal And it's cold so yeah What does that mean? What? Stretching a haircut out. Getting a few more days out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Stretch it out. He's got like, you know, the

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Yeah, ever since the invention of the camera man following max for I think a perfect burrito is perfect Is max hookin again? Yeah max just got an apron on and he's got a cameraman following him. What's he cooking? I don't smell anything Yes, maybe I do? He's a sandwich guy. Shay, is there a reason on the prep sheet you just shit all over white boy Rick? That was nuts. You just fucking, you just shit all over him. And I don't know the context or where this came from.

Brandon, read it. This was like the topic of conversation in the game like before we came in here. It says, white boy Rick does not have a credit card and in his mom's basement I just sat down in this chair and I read the paper and I'm just like what it just says that no other content all right 25 years old and Stomping on him they're urging him to move out and get a credit card. What's his girlfriend? Oh? He doesn't have one Virgin Offered to be his guarantor like a real conversation He's wasting his 20s. Yeah, I Agree with everything because is he in the suburbs or?

I agree with everything because is he in the suburbs or Was he in the gambling cave right now He's been getting he does an hour and a half every day there goes Max's apron there he goes. What's he up to? Max what are you doing? Huh, what are you doing? Deli You're gonna ride down for the for future deli what what deli why did you know? You, though, for future Deli. What? What? Deli. Why did he get a bread? You're getting investors for your Deli? No. We're making... Making bread.

Making bread for a future Deli. Deli, just kidding. Bread for future Deli. You had me for that half second. Deli, just kidding. But, good prank. You did get me. Well, then, I... Because you guys... I didn't want to upset you because I'm not actually making sandwiches Why would we not upset that makes wait? So what is he doing? He's making bread? Future jelly jelly Casey over opens the deli over at for New Delhi New Delhi Hey TJ pull up loser cam Fucking loser can Hey TJ, pull up loser cam. Pull up fucking loser cam. Pull up fucking loser cam.

Oh, white boy Rick. As a mom, I think that's cute. As a mom, I think that's cute. It's probably nice to have your son around. Taking out the trash. You need a credit score. Like if he wants to live in an apartment, you can't be paying with quarters and Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

He probably hates his fucking show. This one? Are 100% of his yak appearances kind of embarrassing? Yeah. No, he had the fart that saved the show. Oh, there he did, yeah, okay. He's just gotta get going. It's 25, this is prime.

At the same time, no rent, probably getting dinners every night. What are you doing, Kate? You're trying to go the other way here. There he is. I don't hate it. You gotta cut the cord. He's gotta start. Come on, sit down. Kate? Go the other

Come on There's no bigger son You don't have to do much oh my god TJ TJ work work on that real yeah Kate has your back she wants she's like oh Rick are you sleeping in a twin bed every night race car bed? It is a race car bad. Yeah, Lightning McQueen actually nice Get your own home monster Is that why you don't want to move into apartment you don't think you'd fit it is a concern yeah

How did this how did this conversation Like why was this on the prep sheet? Why did you put this on the prep sheet? It was Che that Sunday? We just I just sat down I looked on the prep sheet and just how many cartons for breakfast Rick had dinner with his parents Yeah, Che wrote on the prep sheet Look at you, where's the where's the oh here you shouldn't be living at home. Look at you. Where's the, oh here it is. You shouldn't be living at home. Look at you. I'm working on it, Nick. He said White Park does not have a credit card and lives in his mom's basement.

He lives in the basement. He added basement, like he added that with no context. I didn't even bring up the basement. How did you guys know that part? I think you said it. Like I'm trying to get out of my mom's basement, guys. At what point do you go from your old bedroom to the basement? It's always been in the basement. Well they moved after college so. She forgot to cut the cross office. It's a new house. It's PB and J. He's

like I'm out of here. Are you a good boy? Do you have chores? Not like specifically but I help out. Good. Shoveled the driveway before I left this morning. You drive an hour and a half every day? It's closer to an hour now that shoveled the driveway before I left this morning It's closer to an hour now that they open the expressway Do you have like a sign on the basement door like Rick's Rick secret hideout no girls Only moms yeah Which would be sad if you moved out? Yeah, for sure do you think this is this fair you like to have me around is this fair play for protection? Look at you to put this on the sheet. Are you upset about I?

Mean you guys have already called me gay on here Back to the list kind of that you're pulsating your ass You just been working here a while, right? You just need a little kick in the ass. What better way to do that than in front of thousands of live viewers on the internet? And I told you I will co-sign a lease for you so any lease is possible now because you don't have credit cards. I just texted my older sister, we're on the case.

Let's go! We're on the case. We're already hitting people up. We found a sublease on Facebook Marketplace. What I don't want you is to look back at your 20s be like damn Why didn't I move to the city earlier? I did it too late, and I regret it and also it was like you've been saying you're gonna move for a year now So we got yeah, we got a good point there. I'm dragging my feet on my way out the door

You live in the best life. You're tall kind dress nice good-looking boy. Yeah enormous Those things you're you're Tall kind dress nice good looking boy. Yeah enormous what it's Those things you're you're you're only hurting yourself You're a cool boy. I want the summer of Rick. Yeah We could do that from any location though, yeah, I Want you just fucking white boy summer is universal. I want you sucking in fucking your way through Chicago this summer Yeah, all right sucking and fucking It'll be real while you'll be living in a skyscraper the whole thing

I think this is big cat though. You did say you were turning 40 next I know I know I know I said that I was like Compensating for that a little I admitted that okay I was like dude I would be 25 and like all right young large young and large to be young and large again young and large strength enormous can we get one fee five. We switched from this camera. Just one fee. What are we doing on the sticks there to like grab torches and fears. I want I want you to thrive. That's because I care about you. Thank you. I want you to throw. That means a lot. And I want you to be thriving. You know what? I'm going to do this for you. Now. I love that. Love it. We got and like I said you're going to get any apartment you want. Could be a huge

mistake. Co signing. I wouldn't co-sign for me if I were you personally. Yeah. So this We got and like I said, you're gonna get any apartment you want could be a huge mistake cosigning I wouldn't cosign for me if I were you person. Yeah, so this is a miss We already got you on got on camera, but I did it for Hank and he didn't do anything bad. I don't think Yeah, I think he was fine. I think he paid on time. Yeah, you got this. We got this Look at him. Is there anything you're afraid afraid of yeah, do you want a pet um Bovine cattle Big red dog It's always fun coming on as long as a boy with magic beans doesn't ruin your summer.

Rick, this is better than being gay. Yeah. You're giant. We're actually just announcing that you're on the market. You're about to be like, watch out. We're turning into white man, Rick. I've been on the market for a while. I know, but you weren't in the market when you're still living in your mom's basement.

Now you're in the market. You don't got to sneak in through the crawlspace. Now you're ready to go. I've snuck girls into your mom's basement. Now you're in the market. I'm going to sneak him through the crawl space. How you ready to go? I've sent girls into the mom's basement before. Do they think you went all the way back? Yeah, they went all the way back. It was, that's a tough once or twice. It was a pretty, pretty bad Uber for drunk white boy to call, but yeah, it's a lot of conversation. Yeah. You went in the back of a semi truck Oxcart X All right, I feel good about this okay, we're gonna fix this all right show them again

You're at war right now on Twitter with someone your own fan base you said That's just kind of a general state of affairs. What's going on firewoods or not firewoods in Where you at? You're a lot of a lot of basketball left to play Titus a lot of season left Oh, well, they don't they don't hang banners for playing your best ball in January. That's the thing. Yeah and I would know in January, that's the thing. Yeah. And I would know. He hangs banners out from the ceiling. You're so big.

Yeah, he's so big. He's so damn big. Remarkably big. Jolly white giant. Oh man. All right, Rick, if we need you, we'll just follow the trail of destroyed villages. Thanks guys.

The Avengers are on their way to get you. Boom. B-5-0. See you later, Lightplay. I really like that guy. I really, really like that guy. I do want to see him live his best life. This didn't come out of nowhere even though Steven just threw it on the prep sheet which I didn't expect it is because

Like a year ago this time. He was saying he was gonna move he was it happened so today I was just like hey, let's let's get this going get this going yeah summers You know when summer gets around you don't want to have another waste another summer Let's get a fucking good. That's true that that comes from a good place. Yeah, I want him to like he's 25 and yeah There's part of it. That's like I'm gonna be 40 next week I'm like I did offer to trade if he wanted to You live my house, and I'll get an apartment. Oh freaky Friday. Take that I'll be a good trade Damn good trade he gets his own bathroom. I'm gonna deal with three kids. Oh

He's embarrassed about being enormous with three kids though. Ugh. He's embarrassed about being enormous? Ruthlessly enormous. He is. He's a brute. Offensively huge. That's what ladies are looking for.

Big guys? Yes. Actually, yes. Yes, genuinely. He's a catch. What's up, Jay? Speaking of big guys, our sticker is now on sale at the Barstool store, the 6.2 sticker. Oh, nice.

Decent segue. Well, that actually was pretty good segwitch Yeah that was Made sense After just putting, you know ripping white boy Rick on the prep sheet Yeah For no reason Limited, limited quantity available so get it

Yeah it was actually like a private, like not private but it was a semi-private conversation and the gambling game going on between me and Rick and a couple other guys And then he was just, Che was on his laptop Che was just like boom St stenographer and crepe sheet It's done Yes After his hour and a half drive We got to do Rick versus Baron and Ruff Routy Oh Rick pulling up the family

Has he grown he does seem bigger I Just refused to believe like NBA men are bigger than him He's the biggest guy I've seen in person. He's the biggest guy I've ever touched When'd you touch him? I tapped him up. I don't think I've ever touched white boy Rick. Go do it. I don't want to touch him now. Have you touched a bigger guy? Who's the biggest guy you've touched? I touched Jordan Milato once.

He was holding a giant smart water bottle but in his hand in the picture it looks like it's like a shot. The little smart water bottle. Andre the Giant holding a cane. You touched cane? a little bottle yeah maybe Kane touch Kane I took a pose for a picture with him with the arm around shoulder I touched the Kimbe Mutombo and he told me to stop touching him and I was dead yeah he killed killed Kim he told you to stop touching him no it was just for a picture the wag his finger at you yeah he did the under, Andre the Giant Beer Can. Yeah. I want that Rick holding the new keys to his apartment. Real tiny in his giant hand.

They look like a clothespin. Or a little mailbox key. Lucky Charm. He loses his mail key in his own hand. It's in one of the folds. Ah, damn it. Where the hell is it? It's under his fingernail. I'm in one of the four. God damn it. It's under his fingernail.

Why is apron up out there? Yeah, what's going on? Those look like like Home Depot aprons. What do they do? Yeah, it looks like they're either going to the woodshop or there it is. That's a real beer. 12. Insane.

I guess. The giant. Do you think you have to remind yourself when you're like it's just my hand is big I'm a normal size it's just my hand is oh he brought a huge oh when you're sending dick pics yeah yeah was that oh my phone just vibrated from the text message. Let's see it was wife Connor Griffin in the mostly sports group chat like we're not I don't know why breaking news Very important jets hired who Aaron Glenn Glenn Also, Stephen our guy got hired by the Raiders John spy tech. Congratulations huge

Oh and the Jags got left at the altar jazz are fucked yes sir what are you about the guys left at the altar by Liam Cohen the office coordinator of the box yeah you got a big pay raise good for him yeah good day for the bucks this John spy tech he's great congrats spy tech is his name yeah John spy tech that's cool this guy should be working for the Patriots.

He's the one. John Spytech holds a special place in my heart because he's uh, He's the one who fed Che wrong information. No way. Oh really? Yeah. That was your guy. I didn't know that I also knew him. I met him at the Combine. That's so good. Che was so convinced that he had a guy that no one knew. And what he doesn't realize is I met John Spytek. He's like, yeah, I've been watching and listening to you guys, reading you guys for like a decade.

Che means nothing to me. No. I was just like, yeah. He said that verbatim. Yeah, it was exactly that. He's a good friend of mine. Met his family before. I miss getting Che on draft night. Yeah, it was exactly that It's good friend of mine met his family before I miss uh I miss getting Che on draft night Yeah, we got to probably try to do that again. He's just been so alert to it. Yeah

Kind of sucks. Yeah, Che when was the last time you text Gunnar Henderson? Text him just say what's up buddy? So show him that tell me you're due for a haircut No, ask him the Billy Wagner video. Send him a picture of your hair and be like, should I get a hair? I already booked it. Yeah, no, but just. Oh my god. I'm pulling the point.

October 1. What's the opposite of the liar helmet? If Hunter Henderson said no, would you cancel it? Yeah. If Gunnar was like, I think you should grow your hair out. No, I did that over COVID. My hair got crazy. Send him the Billy Wagner thing and just say, you see this shit?

And then maybe a picture of your open mouth. Molar check. Ask for molar check. Say molar roll call. Molar roll call. Molar roll call, Steven. Molar's in the chat. Send the first thing first? No, no, do molar roll call. Yeah, do Molar's in the chat. Roll call

First thing first no no do molar molar Roller roll call a roll call your own name in another hand up roller roll call send picture of your mouth open Steve exclamation point Well your mouth has to be a flash on should he make a group chatter yeah make a group chat well do you got trout gunner big you dad Just send it separately to people and whoever responds first When when's it all someone's just gonna thumbs up it That would piss me off so now I have to do this I guess how do your molars look Steve you didn't look just sent let me let me send this weapon though can you send us the picture to see what you sent us? I want a screenshot of the chat.

Everybody listening at home, text Lucas your molars too. Molar roll call. Molar roll call. Check them out. I would hate that. That would just...aww yeah. It's a day ruiner. Yeah. Did you send it? Yeah, I'll DM it to TJ No, no, but you sent it to gunner. Yeah, okay cool. Just gonna or anybody else just gonna. Okay, that makes sense You want to send it on the fantasy football group chat?

Whoa No, some guy named gunner just DM me. That's so weird Wow, it's actually right. That is that is really weird coincidental we found another will come yes i'm gonna go to see if you want to talk up here she's in huge uh... he sent me a write-up

the dual-com yeah uh... will come to them uh... all right the next best Will Compton. 23 years old, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Moved to Naperville for a bit, then settled in Dallas at age five, been here ever since. Went to TCU, graduated from there. I stayed for every snap of the 2023 national championship, even though I seriously considered jumping off so far that day. Who else can you send that to?

I need more. I need so much more. Who else you got? I don't want to go through too many times. Just one more. One more. Who else can you said it's Feel okay senator that has like a relationship with this show yeah Gruden yeah, what Gurdon answer he's on a flight right now, okay? Probably have the Wi-Fi

He said it today, I do every time no matter how Americans are roll of the dice I Never do it send it to Shall cross yeah send to the bachelor pretty sure Yeah, send it to him you got Gillis's number Do you have Shane's number? I don't know if I do, hold on. You have Shawcross's number? I do, I just texted him. Same exact text.

Love it. His will be great. Jay is the... He's willing to do that for us? Yeah. He deserves more pros. Chae, who is somebody notable in your contacts? I don't want to do this too wide.

I just sent it to shellcross2. Any former block of the year winners in your phone? Is Quinton Nelson? He definitely is you wouldn't like that he would not like that at all no I think you know you don't know who was ever done a molar check this is the first of its kind yeah they should be honored to be in this first class I really don't want to talk to him you quit Nelson. He did not like me. Yeah, no come on

I had fun with him at the beer. Let's see how if you get positive feedback on the first few maybe go for him Yeah, so that's a shell cross to stay tuned okay. Yes, it is a gruden Yeah, I think yeah, yeah about Yeah, I thought that. It works here. Just say wrong text after. Do you have Biz's phone number? Just be like, sorry, that was to my dentist. Do you have Schefter's number? Oh, Schefter!

Send it to Schefter. Oh, come on. Not football, that's too far. Like, you have to go outside the world of football. I'll send it to Biz. I have Biz not football. That's too far. Yeah, you have to go number said it's a biz All right, that's three we put three out there for the ball to roll call. We typically do four. That's true Historically wait am I saying the thing for about the dentist or no no just if they get mad If they get mad you have an out just like fuck I was Dentist I had you saved his dentist

One in the building is like a control. Yeah, if somebody here would respond. Yeah, who's upstairs? And let's look I want to see somebody's reaction when they get the molar Oh No turn around Hinkle yes, oh yeah, it's a hinkle What do you say question mark Do you not have molars that's a nice mouth you got there bud just send them just say no rush Jerry O'Connell. Oh, Jerry will be here next week. I just wrote no rush to this. Send it to Hinkle right now. Let's see a control. Yeah, because I want to see these people's reaction. Yeah. Oh, I actually don't have... How do you spell his last name?

H-E-N-K-E-L. I can send it to you. I don't have Finkels number. I'm sending it to you right now. Yeah, JLC will be here next week. He's the best. I was like, hey, we wanna have you on... Is he coming on this show? Yeah.

He had that weird patch of hair last time. Yeah. Oh What about Greg Cassell if you talk to him no he did not respond Oh, what did you text him last time remember they like oh you drank your own yeah, oh Right, that's right. All right right. All right send it to ankle I want to see we want to see go to go to Henkel cam I don't know if he's my it doesn't you're gonna say you're gonna say che Yeah phones in his hand to Che

Perfect ROLL that's right. Yeah, okay. Oh That would been so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, not the fact that you're sending people a picture your mouth All right, so all right, let's zoom. All right two separate texts need to know okay what if he just takes a picture is more no what if he sends one without us seeing him take yeah oh he's looking he's looking yep every molars there he's looking at the picture I can see the picture. I like these maulers, but... Wait. What's he...

Oh. It's football. No smile or any kind of reaction. Blank slate. Is he... Yes! That's a good man. That's a good man. That's a good man. Oh, he knew that's not his first molar. Oh man. Always get even better

Got it oh Great job, Hank. Oh, we got a pretty good hit right we got Underrated star on this show was everything about moats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Good, good, good. Oh, OK. Any other responses? What did Biz say when he said no rush?

No response. Yeah. Yeah, he's taking his time. Yeah. I texted him a couple weeks ago, so here's my number. Again, you're writing Che with a picture of your molar. Oh, yeah, true, true, true. And also, it's not the weird part, like, how this guy

gets my number. That's not the weird part. I get my number It's the molar check Steve No, it is good man looking molar Go away to go no questions asked. That's what I like in a guy. Yes When he said his response to the knowing what a moat that was the funniest moment When we asked him what yeah What's the purpose of this say it's a molar roll call um just be like did you not read the text Douchebag.

What's my role response? Did you not read the text? Yeah. Four question marks. Or do you not have a molar? Yeah. Yeah, just be like, you're acting molar less molar less behavior. Streets are saying you've got no molar.

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fun. Speaking of programming for later in the day, you boys are doing werewolf, huh? You're not doing it? I'm not doing it today. Yes, very excited. Playing some werewolf. I had a home delivery that I had to be home for. Oh, is it your gym? But they canceled it because of the weather, so it's coming next week now.

Oh, nice. They didn't cancel it until this morning. You got a gym, Oliver? Yeah, but I want to keep it on the download until so it's coming next week now. They didn't cancel it till this morning. Yeah, you got a gym Yeah, but I want to keep it on the download till I can show it to you guys I've got a home gym coming, but I'm gonna show where are you putting out? I can show you in a minute on my phone, but I I don't want to not believe spell Jim for me I GYM okay, and I cleaned out my garage to clean up a garage all weekend

So no cars are going in the garage. They aren't they are right now because it's clean so for this week Wait, where's the garage? Where's the gym going in the garage? Is there gonna be room for the gym and the cars? No, the gym will be taking the cars place next week, but for right now the cars have the gym the garage Yeah, good, it's an awesome gym. It's a good gym. Yeah. I have a friend who makes gyms. What? And we were gonna do it here but then Planet Fitness came on which we love Planet Fitness so, but he had already made the gym so Brandon's gonna get the gym. Am I like a compartmentalized gym or just equipment? It's like equipment but it's like uh. I'm

gonna show it to you but I don't want it to go out until I get it. It's like I'm gonna show it to you, but I don't want it to go out till I it's it's like custom-made So it's got like a barstool logo. It's cool. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's very cool Any responses Steve what's coming next week now? Yes, all right who hold on pull it up oh haha haha oh yeah haha that's absurd

so fucking funny he doesn't have to be doing that oh he's incredible oh I love Gunnar Henderson so much we got to go more yeah we got to go more yeah we got to go more I want people in the molar roll calling their friends I want I want this to this is gonna, this is gonna go super viral, Kyle. Nobody's ever seen Gunnar Hinnarsson's Molar. No. James, you're just breaking news right there.

A lot of breaking news. Do another baseball player. Give us four names that you feel comfortable with and we'll put it on the wheel and then you can send us one of them. Or two. I think Trout would be in for this. If we got Trout's Molar's.

Trout would be pissed. Ah, maybe. I maybe wouldn't fine fuck it. Yeah Next like trout I might like make the alright, but then we'll cut it off I'll give you I'll give you four names, and then we can let the way you just have white guys I don't know so far. Yes, I Don't know I gotta go through my contact You want a non like I just think for yeah optics yeah Would be good to switch it up Wake I return a chick would be weird right yeah I don't want to see

jellers Steve you have like a new thing yeah I guess so Kyle's looking bridges you are collecting molars. Yeah. People sent me some good looking bridges. I think Trout was a pretty delectable bridges. You could just do the whole group chat fantasy football. Oh gosh. That's true. A lot of baseball players. It would save you a time. They're firing off their molars.

I feel like in a group that wouldn't hit. I feel like if I texted a couple of them individually They would do it you're right. You could stick to that okay. I feel like the opposite once gunner started Yeah, everyone would have I think it's way less embarrassing in a group setting than an individual setting No individual setting you personal relationships with some of these people Do you have a personal relationship with gunner Henderson? Not I mean he does now random text, but no I mean That's as intimate as it gets you know I'm inside and out

Brian are you workshopping any lists? Oh, no, I did like y'all firing lists at me. I enjoyed that. Oh it did deliver at me. I enjoyed that. Oh, it did deliver. All right. Let's see. Also, we're getting tagged and people watching the act on their TVs and white boy brick images are so much funnier. For some reason on people's TVs. I'm like, I keep checking because they're cracking me up. It's great visual. Brandon best movies that have the name of a city and the title. brand and best movies that have the name of a city in the title.

You go. Oh, look, name of a place. L.A. Confidential. OK. Sleepless in Seattle. I don't know if it makes a sleep in Seattle, maybe. La La Land. That is that Dallas Buyers Club. OK, just relax for a second. I'm helping you.

Oh, Amy Vice. So L.A. Conf Confidential for sure. LA, Chicago was a musical. Fear and Loathing? I think Dallas Spire. Escape from New York. I think Dallas Spire's got to be on this. Philadelphia Story.

Shanghai Nights or Shanghai Noon. In Bruges. I'm Alone 2, lost in New York, okay I'm working on it Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm trying to do sports movies, but I can't think of any Bull Durham It's so much funnier in a living room yeah, just looks more real. He's so much funnier in a living room. It does, yeah. It just looks more real.

He's so large. Titus, you have the petite pose down. Yeah, I practice. You pretend to be small. I learned from Klammer. I don't know, that's a tough one for me. LA Confidential for sure. Escape from New York.

310 to Yuma. Ooh, that's a good one too. 310 to Y Yuma that's a good one to 310 to Yuma that's coming tombstone tombstone is way up there so that's for that's great thank you but you don't like us giving suggestions though I could tell there's the rock count Alcatraz that's no because Alcatraz is not the city. It's called the Rock. Fargo? Yeah. That's a good one. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Yep, I think I got Fargo for sure, Tombstone, LA Confidential, Escape from New York, and... Levy & Bruges, train to Busan. The Los Angeles Sandlot. You don't even like Sandlot. I know, but I just... that's what I got. Stephen, did you just text Trout? Oh no, I didn't. Okay. We were buying time with this.

We literally were just having the most boring conversation waiting for the next Is filler yeah We're just a molar roll call show now Do we are you like do you want us to change up the verbiage che? Okay This would be huge if we see Mike Trout's I need to put gunner-henderson on the logo for that TJ Can you google Mike Trout's molars? I don't think if they've never seen this is Same with Gunner Henderson. I mean all right. It's an exclusive first look

No tux back from Zach shell cross business apparently opted out So we're at 50% right now you just write pussy back to biz that goes over this is your chance to see rigs as mothers by the way oh again yeah I've the bottom of your penis. This is your chance to see rigs as mothers by the way. Oh again. Yeah. Well, I've only felt them. The bottom of your penis. Yeah. The bottom.

The under shaft. You don't talk about the bottom of your penis much. Never seen it. Oh. Yeah, that's true. You should see it, though, when you're in the- I've never seen that or the back of my balls. What's up? When would you see it? You can just-

You can lay. Yeah, you can see it. You can see it. You can see the bottom of your penis. I don't see it very often, then. I couldn't draw it for you. You could draw the bottom of your penis. I couldn't.

You could draw the bottom of somebody's penis. What? draw the bottom of somebody's penis what right not like accurately Oh, not photo realism What bottom are we talking about that like the trunk or yeah? It's guess it's backside backside Oh, yeah, the cock head is always weirdly diagonal like goes more up. I don't What huh? It goes more up. I don't. What? Huh?

Uh-oh. Oh, shit. What was that? It's more northerly than the front side. Huh? It goes up higher than the. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

What was that? Yeah, it's shaped like a, like it's tilted like Saturn's ring. like it's tilted like Saturn's ring. So you gotta get those molars out of there. Yeah. We're trapping out here. We need those molars. Yeah, we need the molars.

We're in trouble. We're in deep, deep waters. I'd be surprised if Trout responded. Yeah. Alright, well, just pick another baseball. Throw an exclamation on it. Yeah, who would be most likely to respond in the fantasy group chat Hasmar all right? Eric Cosmer

See the most active in the group chat What one of you Stephen what day is swimming day for you? Oh? What one of you Stephen what day is swimming day for you? Oh The weather it's inside right You got a bundle up in a million layers Beverly Hills cop you're right. That's a good one. Yeah That's a we didn't get a fifth I think I would need to think yeah That was a tough one to just come up with off the rip.

That's my bad. I'm thinking of cities and movies. That's two things. Yeah. But activities that are most ideally done for 10 minutes. Top five. Non-sexual. Hot tub soak. Great one. Better than 15. I think 10 is about right. Yeah, I agree Ten minute activity you want a lifeline hmm Treadmill walk run what yes steam or sauna. That's just similar to hot. That's way too similar I think I would choose that over hot tub ten minutes is a long time in the sauna. If you're a bitch. Yeah. I guess you're right. I got one. Yeah. Take it to shit. Ten minutes is about the

right to shit. Oh no way. That's a perfect amount. That's how you get hemorrhoids. That's not your conversation. I get hemorrhoids. I can blow them out. Che, do you want to answer? Ten minutes shit is small. That's ideal. That sounds way too. But can blow him out. Chay, do you want to answer? 10 minutes shit is small. That's an epic shit. That's ideal. That sounds way too. But that's not shitting. No, you're reading an article.

Are you a fucking dog? My feet go to sleep. You guys are shit. I guess I'd rather get it out, wipe. Squirt it out, keep walking. I'd get it out, but then I'd sit for a while. Three minutes is a long shit to make. Get in, get out.

Three minutes? That's a short shit. Commute? Yeah, that's not a commute if it's 10 Could you like in high school shit during a passing period? Cuz that always blew my mind We were in high school is like you got you got six minutes to get to the next passing I'm gonna say it ten minute might be between oh, okay Ten minutes is not too so you wipe right away, and then you don't over it for a while

Ten minutes a long long shit long shit's like 30 But in 30 I got a battle 30 the 30 minutes shower it sick 10 minutes showers good. I think that's a long little long. That's like a nice You know, it's oh, I do a 10-minute bathtub soap, but that's hot tub as well. Yeah Okay, so we got all about've got all the tubs down. 10-minute Lyft ride or Uber. That's pretty good.

Movie trailers before the movie. 10 minutes of that? That's gone. That's a thing of the past. What? You're in there for 20 minutes now. Yeah. You're doing eight trailers now.

I like longer trailers. No? 10-minute? With kids, you're you're you're doing eight trailers now. I like longer trailers. No, you know ten minutes with kids you like them It depends how many trailer comes on my kid says is this the movie is this the movie? I know this is not the movie What about a ten minute my kids stupid? What about a ten minute fourth inning? Is the fourth innings kind of like, you know, you're not in you're not late in the game. You're not early in the game I don't like it being the fourth time around. Because the next inning after that, if it's quick fourth inning, that means the fifth.

Yeah, but then you're like, all right, you gotta get going. But at the fifth, I'm like, oh fuck, we're already halfway done. My experience is already halfway finished. I'm not a fan of the fourth inning. What about 10 minute halftime break? Okay, there we go. That would be perfect, right?

Yeah, that is. That feels half time too long. NFL, I think, does that. If we get a 10 minute or, let's get back to the action what are the worst things 10 minutes song good one instant replay review oh nap now oh Tim we're now that's you off I anything less than 20 I can 10 10 actually is okay I wake up feeling worse. Oh no. It's not a nap. That's a dose. No, no, I can take like a 10, 15 minute nap and if that's a cup of coffee.

That's crazy. That just teases my eyes that we were actually. Oh no, I feel so refreshed. I still feel so refreshed. That's all you need. A 10 minute dead stop in traffic sucks. Oh yeah. But like 20 would be worse. Ten minute Dead stop and traffic sucks. Oh, yeah But like 20 would be worse when it would be way worse 30 would arguably be even worse

No answer shit wait for the way I get a package alright, thanks No answers shit Nothing new, no. Fuck. Maybe Gunner Henderson's just built different. Nobody else is going to answer. Is he bored? He looked like he was sitting in on a, might be watching. Like he was waiting for the molar roll call.

It's going to come at any point. Got to be ready. Clear my schedule. Ten minutes. Yeah, it's got me. Gotta be ready. Clear my schedule. Ha ha ha. Yeah, it's got me... It's got me fucked up. I can't think of anything. Again, it's just, this is, we're just waiting for all of it. Right.

We need at least one more. People might be embarrassed of their molars. Yeah. It's a private thing, your molars. It can be a private thing. Is it? Yeah. Yuckmouth private thing, your molars. It can be a private thing. Is it? Yuck mouth is embarrassed, tough. I'm tongue shy. You're tongue, really scared of that tongue, huh? Can anybody do cool stuff with theirs,

like the triple wave? Steve? Aren't you a tongue guy? Yeah, there you go. There's only. That's, it's in that? I was expecting a bigger, bigger box. I wanted a crate that we needed a crowbar for

oh it's gonna be tight in that's not a rope Lauren jumps wouldn't use this oh wait a minute it's long always I'm tying that. Do you have a knife? Not on me. I thought it was going to be the plastic like, you know, the segment. Sorry. I didn't like those.

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your wins with New Amsterdam vodka. Love that. I need another text. The case race is really sneaking up. Yeah. Yeah, it's we're inside a week. Big time. We have a non-committal teammate. Will. No, he's committed. He will not miss this. If he misses this, I will, I actually will like be, I mean, I'll, yeah, I'll kill him. Okay. Yeah. There it is. Can you, can you charge a text message for me? Yeah. You know, me and Will, uh, message for me? Yeah, you know me and will Try to try to our relationship has never quite come together, right? It's it's for whatever reason so yesterday I thought you're usually so easy to get along with I

Agree with that on their show. They said you had a special place in their heart They didn't say they'd miss you but they said said you have a special place. Which is nice. Brennan, what's wrong? What's wrong, Brennan? Brennan, he said you were easy to get along with. I said you're so easy to get along with. I am easy to get along with. Yeah.

Why'd you take that the wrong way? That's why it's crazy that you have a relationship that's... I'm a likable guy. No, I'm not even gonna... No, no, no. Give it to us. Give it to us. All right. I... What's his name? No, no, no. Give it to us. Give it to us. All right.

I... What's his name? Yeah, Will. Okay. So I, at 2.23, driving home, I texted, congratulations, you know, for, I'm sure it was pretty good money. Yeah. Congratulations.

And he said, thanks, B. And he waited about five minutes. And his next question, his next text was, hey Bussin with six I emojis. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And I, in my mind I was like. Oh he screenshot your message. I was like, were you trying to send that to the Bussin group and make fun of me saying congratulations?

I said, wait, did you try to text your group? Is that what you did? And he goes He goes no be walked to bus in. Yeah Would I try to text that's what I assumed. All right, it was a screenshot of your own He was saying I'm gonna let you know he was going he was going off the joke. We were saying hey bus in Hey, hey bus in yeah bus in it's out there. Hey, you guys were joking yesterday Hold on TJ This cannot be more obvious Yeah, Austin it's out there. Hey you guys were joking yesterday This cannot be more obvious

I believe him now, but it's embarrassed. No, no, no, he's on yours He was there a second where you even look at it. You're like there was there was a second but like No, okay. He was he was saying just come work for for that's what the eye emoji means. Okay Well looks like There's a lot of eye emojis Success yeah, that's a lot of eyes right yeah Okay, I was being paranoid there then you hope you have been lately no yes you have you've almost been like schizophrenically paranoid No the fuck I have it You think everybody's out to get you. That's the Brandon Walker charm. You want to go jump rope? Burn off some steam?

Yeah let's do. How come when you say something about me you always trail off and look that way? Brandon Walker charm if you don't want me to say it. He's got to give Kyle some time to. And I am built for it. 100% TJ spin the wheel. Three person jump rope tool. Well do dual who can last long goes along. Yeah. Three can you do all three. But to Pete no two other people will be spinning it but... Can you duel three people? I don't think so. I thought it was... Duel means two. Rick and Chuck! There you go. They're

gonna spin? No they're gonna do the jump rope. What was on his shirt? Whose? Chuck's. Sopranos. Really? Now he just won't stand up and let me see the shirt. Tony! It's a good shirt. It's a great shirt. Never saw the show. Haven't either. Oh, hey Hank. What's up Hank?

That was a nice smile from Hank. He's been happy. Grab the jump rope and bring it out to the middle of the court. We're going to do a three person duel. Who's the third? No, no are you guys are doing the jump rope with Rick's it's gonna be off Che I think we all knew where that was going I think he's gonna be good give it a practice good boys oh it's a long ass rope. Nick. Whoa, that's a long ass rope. Holy shit.

Oh wait, all three should go at once if it's like last man standing. That's the, yeah. Oh, I'm done. Dang. Titus. Titus. This is a good group.

Yeah. Jumpy boys. I feel like. Three biggest dicks we got. That's probably just a normal rope to Rick yeah chase Rick shoelace one strand of spaghetti Rick's dental floss Tray's asking questions about course he's asking questions it's got to be going the only one going against the grain. No, you guys can speed up while we're going. Just slow it first.

Do you normally sing a song while doing jumping? Ha ha. Oh, Titus is gonna fail this. Or is it good? Faster. Oh, Chase out. Oh, it was Titus. Titus. No, you're on the wrong side of the road. No, Titus tripped it though.

Okay, Titus tripped it. Speed it up. Oh! Okay. Nick. All right, the other four of us. All of us? Yeah.

And this is gonna be, this, for everyone watching, this will probably be the last round of jump rope we ever play. Yeah. Yeah. How'd you fuck that up? I don't know, man. I was off my game today. Oh, man.

Yeah. I'm usually really good at that. Oh, is Kate, can Kate jump high enough to get over it? Ready? Kate said she did this in high school, right? Ready to go. Yeah. All right, got it, got it, got it, got it.

Three, two, one. Oh, Kate's got a weird way. Oh, yeah, all right, got it, got it, got it, got it. Three, two, one. Oh, Kate's gone a weird way. Oh, Kate. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh, oh. Ha ha ha. Let's do this three.

Let's do this three. You couldn't decide what to do. You saw. I panicked. I want to try again, I'm so sad. Brandon's open really high. Dude, that is so much harder than you think it's gonna be. You got a point?

Yeah. Faster. Yeah, Brandon. That is so much harder than you think it's gonna be. Yeah, Brandon! Whoa! Brandon's feeling himself. He's gonna win. Damn, boys! Wow. damn boys wow wow you guys are you guys from the finals go Brandon

Brandon needs a time that's a good knuckle crack there it's not not fun yeah it's just pointless it's good it's it's it scratched my jump rope itch that's all it took is it what if we all go out there and white boy rick spins around and we have to jump over itch. That's all it took. Zit.

What if we all go out there and white boy Rick spins around and we have to jump over it like uh. Oh. It's probably too long. 3, 2, 1. Oh Danny. Brandon! Wow.

So now Brandon versus Nick. For the championship. Yeah this is the championship. Yeah this is the championship. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick.

Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Brandon versus Nick. Wow. So now Brandon versus Nick. The championship. Yeah, this is the championship. Brandon versus Nick. There can only be one champion. This is it.

KB, you got to get in there, too. You're automatically in the championship. Hell yeah. Get a bite of the championship. This is for the best jump roper on the Yak. Oh, that's not a good start. Bad open. It's been tripped over the cord.

Three, two, one. Was that? Oh, Kyle. Alright, this is it So hard Brandon Walker art Wow Brandon Brandon jumper and that was jump rope That's it Shout out Lauren Joe we got a sender that That was totally worth it good shit Brandon you dominated that's a legendary segment really really fun. How much does that rope cost?

25 bucks. Okay. Yeah, got, what, four minutes of electric content? Can I get a time out? Yeah, you know what? Why don't you get a Reese's Big Cup? Ooh, refresh. I'm going to have one too. The best. Lava. Lava, lava, lava.

It's so good. Got lava on my lip. That's a good thing. Lava lips, lava lips. It really does make for the best final bite if you eat around the edge and then it's all the lava and peanut butter. We'll tighten it up, but there doesn't need to be a climber mincey jump rope in something. Zero percent chance mince mincy jump rope in something. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 0% chance mincy can jump rope.

Well, maybe it's not elimination. It's first to 50 total. Yeah, I like that. Mincy will get himself really tied up. Like Tasmanian devil. Oh, there needs to be a tying, some sort of tying element. We had that last year. Tying a knot, tying a.

We did that last year. Did we? Yeah, tying a. We did that last year. Did we? It was stage tied a knot. Yeah, the person did it. They gotta get the knot under there. In a humane way, is there any way we could release a small slippery pig? I was thinking yes, catching a frog.

Yeah. God, a slippery pig would be good. What about a tug of war, and the loser falls into a pit of something? Yeah. Pit of what? I'd like to see them change a diaper. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's something would happen Yeah, something definitely would happen fold a shirt That's good. Mm-hmm Iron

Have you seen the the split down the middle game? I think it's a German game show where you have to try and split an item Oh, yes, two exact halves and they weigh. Yes. Yes the closest you are. Yes That's really good. What'd they say? I was started him a the split down the middle game Really good What any Texas is We have one. Oh!

Who do you think it is? I say Hosmer? Shallcross. Could be Shallcross. I'm shocked it took Shallcross. Yeah. This is the other one. I don't know how feasible this is,

but this has been going viral. So that's a train? You have to drop the ball down the pipe and land it in the train car. Oh my god, can we make this? We can make that easy. I wanna play that. Yeah.

I don't want those fools to take the fun. Come on. Oh my god. We gotta get in on this. Yeah, each person so that you don't know when the other person is releasing and you have to time it correctly to drop the ball down the track.

Oh my god, I want this so bad. Oh, he's fucked. releasing and you have to time it correctly. Oh my god. I want this so bad. Down the track. Oh, he's fucked. Oh, oh, oh. And you get more points depending on which car you got in. Wow. Oh, he broke the train. That's incredible. Like what is this venue? Why is there an arena full of people clapping for them? I need this.

You're right, T-J. Why does that have an audience? It's a sold out event. This looks like a set of Deal or No Deal. Are they gonna do it again? Oh! It's a replay! Off the tracks! What is this shit? This is an hour...no, how long is this video?

Six minutes. Alright, here he goes. When do you drop? I think when it's like right on the other curve. Right now. Oh, too slow. Too slow. Oh. Oh, he's waiting. Is the goal to get it in the first cart or the highest number?

This is an early draw. I think based on this graphic. I think you have to get into all five carts first. So now Stefan only needs three Joey needs one and five. Oh, I love this. Oh, I love this. Oh, Stefan only needs three here. I think that's what that graphic is saying. Wow. That's awesome. This is an incredible game. It's the best shot I've ever seen in this game. This could be good. This could be good.

He needs three. Oh. So, can we hire some people that don't speak English to commentate over Minzy and Clember Pro Day? Minzy and Clember both having to talk to somebody that doesn't speak English to like convey something. Oh, I love that. Translation. I wanna see something awesome happen in Mincy Klin or Pro Day,

and then we cut to the Spanish feed or something and get there, like they do with the NFL. Here's the Spanish announce table. Here's what that touchdown sounded like on ESPN Deportes. I would love to hire commentators that don't know what they're about to walk in and commentate.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he already has four. Nick, I wonder if, from one of the local colleges or something, we could get broadcasting. Yeah, I know nothing. OK, I like that this guy's wearing shorts, like really athletic stance. You got locker room?

You got to do right before the curve. Early. Well, what's he going for, three? Oh, this could be good, boys. Great. This could be good. Oh, not even close. Blue needs one and five. Red needs three. Oh, Red needs three. So he needed one. He ought to be able to figure out one because that was he went early there. Oh, no crowd. Get it going. Well, that was too early. He needs three.

He needs three. Oh, he's good. Oh, too early. Way too early, yeah. Can't you just memorize one to drop it? Right, count the seconds. Yeah, if you get one, you should be able to base everything else off. These guys might suck.

Yeah, I would have nailed this. Can someone build this for us? That's far too early, sir. I think all we need is a marble run and a little... What's he going for? Did his go slow? He's going for three. No. That's a hell of a...

Oh! No, he needs one. This is really, really exciting. Oh, that guy needed one and five. I think his went slower. Look, it's one and in five red needs three to win If you see games like this, please send them to me so yes Try and put as many as we can in the crowd. This would be a lecture for mincy common pro day. I

Listen to the crowd. This would be a lecture for Minzy Kahn, the pro deck. I think this is the shot. Yep. Did he hold it? No, it's gone. He's three! Oh my god! Oh!

Damn it! This would be so much fun. Oh. Damn it! This would be so much fun. But if we could do like smaller cars and like the good thing is small and the bad things are like there could be penalties. Come on one. That's up to it now. It's two. It's two. Oh, he's eating it. They laughed at him. Oh, the whole crowd is laughing. Come on, Stefan. Oh, I got to tell you about Stefan, our Stefan.

He has an accomplishment to talk about. Okay. That's an early start. Go for three. This feels good. Oh, oh, yeah. Head center. start three this feels good oh yeah head center love that what an athlete all right who we got you what's that what do we got the text message Why is he so disengaged all the sudden coming coming there is shall cross oh, they're gonna be good

They're really good perfect good lord Why do you do first initial? I've always done that. Hold up. My man might have a cavity. Scroll down. Uh-oh. Oh.

We're not judging. Oh, I'm trying to help him. Don't. Oh, yeah. Back left, 32. That's his right, yeah. Oh, man. Break it to yeah. Oh man. Break it to him.

Alright, you got any others or no? Is that it right now? That's it. Fuck. So, y'all know Stefan from production? Yeah, know him well. And we all know inside this building how Stefan likes to blow off steam when he's got a little spare hour or two. Golf clubs. Yeah he likes to, he's the golf simulator guy. Yeah. He loves to just go out there him and Doug will play 18 together. Came in the other day. Stefan

got a hole in one. What? Oh Stefan. Stefan. Does he have it on video? Stefan had about, he kept, Stefan had like six of seven holes were birdies. He had an incredible run and he had a hole in one. So congratulations to our Stefan. Wow. No video of it. So I think I'm the first person that walked up. Doesn't count. He showed me the scorecard while it was still up

and it said one, so he did it. So congratulations to Stefan. Can Doug vouch? Nobody, I think he was a solo round. That's interesting. Stephen is very good at it though. But he's the lead tech guy. He could program.

I don't think he programmed himself a hole in one. He's the lead tech guy, he has no video? Ugh. When I got there he was looking around at every possible video source, trying to get it. Maybe he got it, I don't know. I haven't talked to him since then Can't we just celebrate our man and his accomplishment. It's too fishy Suspect Yes, you be the one to tell the story. He didn't even know I was gonna tell the story

Mm-hmm that's part of that was part of the that was part of the script part of my pun But him not having the video and the we have video from oh Okay, you all are gonna look part of my pun, but him not having the video and the audio from it. Oh, we have video. Oh, OK. You all are going to look fucking stupid. I'm excited. Oh, I believe the video. I don't believe you. I was loading and about to say.

You guys are going to look stupid. I will not say that pun. We will move on. Wonder what the pun was going to be. I bet it was good. I wish it was pretty fucking good. Something Stefan, like he. Stefan.

Bertie. He hasn't told you about it at dinner? No, it hasn't come up. Oh yeah, you guys do dinners. Every night. That's their thing. Every single night. Just once a day.

That's not much when you think about it. Everybody has their days with their boys. Year. Only 33% of your daily meals. Yeah. That's just that much when you think about it. Everybody has their days with their boys. Year. Only 33% of your daily meals. Yeah. They have they have meals they have more meals not together than together. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. A lot. You should have 365 meals together. Mm hmm. We

have video though. He he was hunting for it the other day I guess. Jay, you got someone? Nope. So there is no video? It's coming. Their control room is messaging us at TJ. They're editing. Yeah, they're doing an AI.

It's going to be him on an actual golf course. Did we hit all the ads? I think we did. Well, going to be him on an actual golf course. Do we hit all the ads? I think we know there might be one. Mountain Dew. Yeah. Add a blast of refreshing tropical lime flavor to your game day with Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Baja Blast part of my game day ritual. When you're drinking Mountain Dew Baja Blast, it's as refreshing as your team winning in

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He likes it. Nobody's here. Nobody! That's awesome. Nobody around. Oh, that is great. Was that the last hole? No, it was like seven. Oh man. How bad does it have to feel?

Say you go, because people can go out golfing on a real course by themselves, right? Yeah. There has to be hole in ones and no one believes that. No one will ever believe you correct Take a picture of it in the cup. Oh, yeah Yeah, simple as that Yeah, you're right holy fucking shit

Yeah, I've set myself up for if I ever hit one, no one's going to believe it. You can't ever play well. Yeah, if I ever get good at golf. Everyone's like, what are you talking about, dude? You've completely ruined it. It's a good thing I'm probably never going to play well. I don't know. Beef around. Beef has helped. Those boys are out golfing right now Jerry's

with them I think they're in San Diego San Diego sounds awful it's New Orleans gonna get rid of that snow by the time we get down it's probably gone now it's the forecast okay I'm sure it's anytime it snows in the south you get about you get about a half a day for pictures of it and then I think it's the 10-day It's like 50 What's it gonna be for us it's gonna be in the 60s nice great love that It's gonna be in the 40s this weekend here. That's great. It's gonna be shorts. What are we looking at TJ? Yeah, it's all confusing. That's the I don't know how to read that. That's great. That's gonna be shorts. What are we looking at, TJ? Yeah, it's all confusing.

That's the- I don't know how to read that. That's February of 25. How do they have everything? They've released that already? Oh, so that's the last week of January right there, and then that's- Wait, can we see ours?

Well, I didn't know they released it so early. Well, they don't actually have it, man. It's the whole month. Yeah, no, they have it. That's it. Monthly. Oh month. Yeah no they have it. That's it. Monthly. Monthly. It feels like 22 here outside right now.

Discorture. Oh shit. It's the bombiest day we've had. Wait what's that? Is this January? Yeah this January. What's our February look like? What's our February look like?

What about our March? Give me February. What's it looking like next year? Alright 40s, see some 40s in there. How do they know this? They can't beat't there's just no way this is crazy no way They're going off the like historical like farmers almanac, but that doesn't that doesn't help us February 27 45 and sunny That's gonna be sick that on your calendar Big cat pick one day to take off, and you have to lounge outside

It may? At some point it switches from an actual forecast to the historic average. Ah. God, is there a forecast? 60 on April 1st, let's go! They could be fooling you. Yeah, you're going to believe that. April 24th they switch to historical averages. So the last forecast is? April 23rd. That would be absurd for them to know April 24 right what the weather would be like

Well, we will see that's our our our habit That's just too far out Last year was the warmest year on record in Chicago, so we might be due for a bad one Why would you do that Reverse jinx okay, can anyone else feel their nose hairs freezing yesterday? You know what I'm talking about Fuck you guys I know you know what I'm talking about I could yes, I kind of like it Yeah, it's just need to spring needs to get here. I mean once we get super old then we get to or week away Then we're all going to the Bahamas. Yeah, once we get to Super Bowl, then we get to a week away.

Then we're all going to the Bahamas. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's going to be late February. Yeah, we are all going to the Bahamas. I'm excited for that. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, when is that?

March 9th? Bahamas? Oh. I don't want to lose you, buddy. I've already. No, it's good. I don't want to lose you. I I I thought no, it's good. I don't lose you. I'm gonna hold on. It's alright. What if I just What if on March 9th, I just lock me used to let you go Chinese finger actually physically grab hold of you. I'll chain yourself to him like yeah, you're chained yourself to a tree I refuse to let you go. I got just drag you out of here

People still do that chain them. Nick did it to me. Oh test. Yeah, I did lumberjacks before I even fucking worked here Wasn't there a woman who was in a tree for like a year butterfly? something What was her name? I confusion The Julia butterfly Douglas or something. She was up there for like three years. Was it like cozy?

Cosy wild. Yeah, she made it pretty wild. There's no way she stayed up there. I think she did. No, she was. What? Wait a minute. How long was she up there?

Long ass time. Butterfly Hill, that sounds like a beautiful place. Wow. 200 foot tall. Wait, can I see a picture of her? How did she stay up there? People like hoisted food up to her and stuff. A tent near the top of the tree, that sounds-

That feels like an easy solution. But the lumberjacks just don't let anyone near the tree. The top of a redwood? How far up is that? She went full Tarzan. Where'd she sleep? Did she make it like a... Where'd she sleep?

I wanna see- I don't, it wasn't just branch. branch yeah she didn't sleep like that she must have had some forters oh yeah there's a fort in there that's probably pretty bad for the tree probably the worst thing for the true well other than being chopped but I think it was more successful than usual because she was kind of hot did she shit down the tree? It would be so funny if lightning struck her. How'd she pee and shit? Good question. She probably sent it down to somebody in little buckets.

Watch out below. It doesn't look that cozy. They just cut down every other tree? Oh, little plank. Yeah. God, does she have a TV up there? It'd be so boring. I can't imagine that.

She must have really loved that. She had to have snuck down. They weren't keeping tabs on her every single day. Yeah, no chance. I don't know. Alright, Chay, you got nothing else? Nada. Damn, man.

Alright, we should, uh... We should spin the... Oh, yeah. Press. Ha. Ha ha ha. Suck. I love this, too.

Ha ha ha. This is on the new Mario Party game. This is perfect. Whoa! This is perfect the new Mario Party game. This is perfect. This is perfect. Perfect. Alright, so let's spin the wheel and then we'll play some werewolf. Werewolf. Are we revamping Plinko for Friday?

Oh, I have, yes. I'm revamping MySpace a little bit. Can we do new letters? Mine I want to keep a Let's run the Yak back one time. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna keep my two spaces and I have a new challenge It's gonna be good and bad, but the bad one is gonna be hopefully good. So we're keeping our own letters Titus Do you mind if I overstep? You want mine? No.

I want good to be you antique someone, and bad to be you get antique. I was going to say the same exact thing. Also, on the antiquing update, I think there'll be a guaranteed antiquing on Friday. I've heard some rumors that the Dave and Redhead dinner is struggling to get off the ground, and if they don't do it by Friday, they get antiqued.

Ever since he became a country star, dodging these dinners. So we might start with some antiquing. Mm. My brain's stupid. White Sox. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome if we started the show with some antiques. White Sox Dave's hitting the studio again. I know. Oh of course he is

He'll be having some flour for do a Al Gore diss track What's something that's all go back in time Lee and fuck Jimmy Carter Credit Thornburg All right, so yes spin the wheel be at Plinko and we have survived our werewolf coming up in a minute right after the yak That's a group and some werewolf. Oh Jack McCarthy fuck that He's that front rows heavy hitters only yeah Be a problem I hate when there's group photos of all of us yeah you're just asking the internet how this

become my crew my people this is all your fault. This is my life. Yeah, when you put us all together, it really makes you take a step back and you're like, wait, what? Show that group to anyone. Oh my god. It's an incel meetup. Come on.

You're getting married, she's like, who are going to be your groomsmen? Well, here they are. My friends over there think you're getting married. She's like who are gonna who are gonna be your groomsmen? Oh, they are my friends over there think you're cute Plumman looks way more opaque than everyone else yeah, because I think he's has he's purple to begin with yeah Is that what he is is he purple when he's in mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a purple his natural state All right spin that wheel, Nick. It's wet. Oh, fuck.

Well, I want him to say it now. Well, I know that. Because if he says it, it doesn't happen. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. All right. Forgot about that one. Get the towel. Get the towel. He's getting ripped. Where's the towel? Who hasn't been ripped? I'm trying to leave it in here. I think it's me every time. Yeah, it just should be Nick.

Titus is the only one that hasn't been whipped. Is there a towel in here? Yep. It's a small one. What happens if it's Titus? It spins to see who. All of us. Oh, everybody.

Do you need to wet it? Yeah, I'm going to wet it. We'll get giant Oh, everybody. Everybody line them up. Do you need to wet it? Yeah, I'm gonna wet it. We'll get giant white boy Rick in here to whip him. Big ass Rick. I feel like a fly landed on him. All right, who you whipping? That's gross.

A lot of weird stains on that. That towel has to have piss on it, right? Looks like it. What are those hues? It's like every type of milk. The cat. Oh no. Oh he's safe. Oh I thought it was a liminator. No it's not. It's never been. No, it's not it's never been

Big cat go bare-ass Hey look no Kate over here Kate Oh You can look now Yeah, you got you barely nipped them did that hurt That was the worst one by far That was the worst one by far That was the worst oh There could be blood on that you might have created a second hole TJ's had skin broken right about my whole ass. Yeah, it was it was the whole thing Right there for the world. It'll be cool about your whole life. Be cool about it. Be cool about it. Alright, love you, bye.