The Yak - Guys, STOP Sending KB Pics Of Your Print | The Yak 7-27-21

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I guess your mic's on, right? Brandon, you lead us in. Is my mic on? Yeah. My mic doesn't sound to be on. Check. Brandon, you're looking extra green on screen.

I'm very green, yes. Look at the differences in those greens. Wow. It doesn't match the shoe. It looks good. It looks good. It's Christmas. Christmas in July. Who's the boy in the middle?

Luke. That's Luke. I'm Luke. He's taking a picture in front of the fucking stools and stars. We've all been there. We've all been there. Now he's in here. Yeah.

We just thought Luke would come in here and just chill for a while. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever works. You have a nice chin and just chill for a while. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever works. You have a nice chin and a nice jaw. Oh, thank you. Yeah.

You also have good hair poking out of the back of your hat. It's a little coarse, but yeah. You're definitely white, but there is some exotic to you. There's something exotic. There's a depth. I'm a tad Sicilian. Just a tad, but mostly Irish. What percentage Sicilian are you?

So he's Sicilian and Irish. So you can say slurs, right? I could say... No, no. I mean... What? What can you say? Oh, shit.

I could. I would. I would. We're not even on a delay. Not our own. Welcome back. It's the Yak. To all the losers on Twitter talking about my print, me being printless, that's not your court.

You can only make fun of Kyle if you send in... Ebony's my co-worker. She's allowed to make public salacious claims about the size of my dick and harass me about my sex organs. Right. The cowards hiding behind their keyboards can only make fun of Kyle if they DM him proving that they have a print. So send a picture of your big print directly to Kyle. I'll be the judge. I'll be the judge.

You'll judge if it's big enough. I look forward to your print blog. Just nothing but print. I mean, our listeners... What do you think the average dick size of our listeners is? Probably none because they're all chicks. Bitches, right? So, Luke, who are you?

Yeah, that's a good question. I'm the Arizona State Viceroy. Wait a minute. You look like the Gold i thought wait you look like this the goldfinger you look like wait what was gold you guys know each other are you rivals uh ben uh told me about mr goldfinger um i apparently have some competition on u of a in arizona who's goldfinger sam goldfinger you weren't here for goldfinger i wasn't here for Goldfinger? I wasn't here for Goldfinger. He's the best. He's the man. My grandmother died. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was so long ago.

So did mine. Cool. Sorry about that. I still got two going. Me too. Yeah? Yeah. I had four. One time somebody asked me if I had all four, and I said yes, but I didn't. And I immediately felt guilty. Why? Because I was wrong. Toward what? Toward who? What was the guilt aimed at?

I don't know. How many grandparents you got left, Sass? Four. Damn. Oh, wow. They're all really old. Quad grands, huh? Actually, my mom's side's not that old.

My grandpa's pretty old. My other side, they're, like, shockingly old. My dad's side, they're shockingly old. They're, like, 90-something. Like, they're in high 90s. Yeah, you'll be having a day off here soon. Kyle, your grandma died

in a flash flood, did she not? Wipe her out. It wasn't the flood that killed her. Yeah, guys, let's go eat. And go ahead and retweet something from Rex Chapman

on Picks Central. Nah, not that. I want a doggo. No, do the one, that's the video of, like, the guy who, like, burnt. What? Nah, not that. I want a doggo. No, do the one that's the video of the guy who burnt. What? That New York City sidewalk explosion. Oh, yeah. He replied with, what's his phrase?

I don't know. Jesus, look at his stat line. A blocker charge? He did a blocker charge on the guy burnt to death, I guess. There it is. There it is. Wait, what did he say? Well, death, I guess. There it is. There it is. Wait, what did he say? Well, that's just Jeff.

Jeff says that. Oh, my God. Happy, my man is okay. Blocker charge. Is he okay? Wait, what's that? Look at this video. Jesus.

Even if he's okay, he's not. I mean, that dude looks like a Rage Against the Machine album cover now. What does that mean? But wait, look at the emoji he used too. Just like the Teehee. What is that? Teehee. TJ.

Oh, is that the guy? TJ, you're way too willing to do all this. Yeah, he's peer pressure. Hmm. Okay. Chapman. Fucking Chapman. He's the GOAT of Twitter. He He's the goat of Twitter He is the goat of Twitter

172k tweets Where's your girlfriend from? We're both from California But she actually goes to Michigan State Oh, Spartan Yeah Got you a Spartan bra Oh boy

For sure You think it'll be tough? Yeah The distance? How What grade are you in? We're juniors Got you a Spartan brawl. Oh, boy. For sure. You think it'll be tough? Yeah. The distance? How... Yeah. What grade are you in? We're juniors.

You're both juniors. Yeah. Far away. What distance? Very far. Those big party schools. Yeah. I mean, that's 2,000 miles.

At least. Yeah. At least. Oh, there she is. Oh. There she is. This is not... Hello?

Hello? Which one was she? We're probably good on that. Yeah. Are you optimistic about that? Very, yeah. We'll have her in later.

We'll see what she thinks. I'm happy for you. Did she buy something at Macy's? I did. You bought it for her? Bought some new Nike shorts for her? No for me you just got her holding the bag $50,344

a little bag what's that? undergrad enrollment at Michigan State half of those are dudes you'd have to say 20% are hot. That's too high probably. No, no, I don't think. Plus Magic Johnson's ass is always hanging around.

Do you think 20% of a state school, public university is an attractive guy? Hot? 20% are attractive. 48% are fuckable. What do you think the print situation is over there? The print? Good news, though. It's 49% male.

Oh, good. Okay. That's why I went to Kent. 30% male. When I attended, it might be bigger now. Followed your lead? Yeah, big fashion school. But what percent of the women there would you consider attractive?

Fashion girls are way more attractive than any other major. You think? More than dental hygiene? Does anybody actually major in dental hygiene or they settle into that? Oh, boy. You're done-zo. That's fucked. Clip that.

Yeah. What do you major in sports journalism oh that's fucking stupid brother you're gonna make 30 grand a year for the rest of your life if i'm working here 30 grand well not far off i'll take it yeah you'll take we all make 30 grand we all make 35 right now i think i could probably offer you 30 grand right now just to work here. Except Big Cat, he makes more than that. There's no way you still make 35. Yeah, for the first three years at Barstool, you have to make 35K.

I'm coming up on my third year now. Heavy taxes here, too. Yeah. You take home about 5K of that. All right. Dudes are actually sending me their print. Wait, let me see. Let me see it. No, I actually sending me their print. Wait, let me see. Let me see it.

Actually, you look. They're very visible prints. Send them to TJ so we can get them on the screen. Don't send me your hard print. That negates the whole point of a print. I got hard boys in my team.

A hard print is a bulge, right? That's not a print. That's just an erection. A bulge is just a normal. No, an erection is without anything blocking it. An erection behind pants is... What is that? A bulge is just what you've got normally. Bulge is mostly balls.

Yeah, a bulge is mostly balls. Print is dick. Yeah, that's like calling a sculpture a painting. It's not a print. Print is dick, right? Print is dick. Does print have's like calling a sculpture a painting. It's not a print. Print is dick, right? Print is dick. Does print have to have dickhead as well? Let me tell you, you're not getting fucked by a print.

So what does that even matter? The print isn't making you cum. But the print is what gets you fucked. You're not going to bring home a girl print. No. You've got to have print. I think your girlfriend's waiting on you. She looks really fucking mad.

I'll bet out there. Nice to meet you, Luke. Maybe start looking at apartments in East Lansing. Oh, yeah? Moving to you. Dick print definition. Any mark on the body via a dick when slapping her. No.

That's a welt. Wait, did he say that his girlfriend went to University of Michigan or Michigan State? Michigan State. They're hotter there, too. Yeah. Girls not, guys yes. Girls hotter at Michigan. Michigan's harder to get into.

Yeah. Yeah. So there's, you know. Depends on the major. Smart girl. Sass, you want to sit by me? Girls who study. Sure. Yes. So there's, you know, smart girl. Sass, you want to sit by me? Girls who study.

Sure. Cool. Sass is making the move again. Trist is in the building. You probably covered that.

Yeah, I'd rather just move on from that bullshit. Well, you made a public statement. I did many, yeah. What do you think? She cheated.

There's no proof. Oh, this mic really doesn't work. That mic is off. Did we cut Luke's mic the entire time? Are we good now? YouTube comments, I fucking hate Luke Tuesdays. Fucking better not happen again. Luke is fine in any other setting.

Not on the yak. Luke just isn't the type of guy for the yak. Luke is good in any other setting. Not on the yak. Luke just isn't the type of guy for the yak. Luke is good in doses. Yeah, if they're not talking about him. I love Luke in other content. The comments right now are definitely like. Both things can exist. Luke is ten times better than half the employees at Barstool.

It's always 90%. Yeah, 90%. Luke is an absolute electric. When he does chime in, it's pretty good. This was a good Luke episode. I'll admit it. Hands up. I'll admit it.

I'll take a seat. Why don't you take more than one? Why don't you take a billion? Why is he here? Yeah, I don't know. He's just popping in. He was just touring. He's got to be one of the higher tier viceroys.

Arizona State, yeah. He might have been be one of the higher tier viceroys. Arizona State, yeah. He might have been here for some sort of interview or something. Oh, he's meeting Trista. There's a committee of people out there meeting him. A viceroy, you know, there are coworkers, but then bringing your girlfriend with you is a move. Oh, you're coming to New York.

She's never seen the city. There they go. See you guys. Held the door. He's looking stiff. He'll be back. Did we get a print check on him? Yeah, I saw it.

That's why I invited him on. He's good. If she's just going to fucking stand there. 2,000 miles is nothing for her. Is who just going to stand there? Trista's just going to stand there. Like, who cares? Yeah. She's doing that on purpose.

You're falling right into it. People want to ban her or suspend her. Why? I was watching live and I loved every second of it. Was it Hansel and Gretel that followed that trail of candy? No, they left the trail of candy. No, I thought they followed it.

I thought they left the trail of breadcrumbs. Did they follow a trail of candy to that house? Yeah, you might be right. To the trail of candy. No, I thought they followed it. I thought they left the trail of breadcrumbs. Do they follow a trail of candy to that house? Yeah, you might be right. To the witch's house. I'm not even a metaphor. That exactly would work on you. Is she spin-bombed? What is this?

Is she a freeze? Is that a cipher? Stevie Wonder right now? Why is it foggy, too? It's through the glass. Can anybody read lips? Not those. Okay.

Who's on the ones and twos? We got a lot of zoom-ins on just girls' faces. Easy, TJ. Easy, TJ. Bitchin'. But he JJO. Damn, TJ. Zoom in. Every girl that's walked by has gotten a zoom. buddy JJO damn TJ zooming in

every girl that's walked by has gotten a zoom you sicko alright my bad I'll be less straight next time thank you that's all we ask

alright what else do you have? I smashed my head. Do you remember when I hit my head on Saturday night? I do, yeah. The concussion, I think, is kicking in this morning. Is it? Yeah.

Delayed concussion. It hurt so bad. It was the hardest I've ever hit my head in my entire life. What did you hit it on? It's an embarrassing story. A cab. I was trying to let Owen into the back of the cab, and I pulled the thing thinking it was going to move up. But instead, the actual seat just slammed down and just nailed me in the side right in the temple.

And it hurts. My whole side of my head is in pain. That could be a hemorrhage as well immediately after that you ended up getting situated and wrapped an entire song what was it what oh shook ones part two by who mob deep you got situated in the well we were driving we were driving somewhere i got comfortable where'd you get where'd you go i don't even know where we went what What was the place called? Weird. Doesn't really matter.

Somewhere wasn't. Weird-ass bar. Oh. It's very exclusive. Did you rap every word of the song? We had to wait in line for like an hour. Do you know every single word? No, I didn't know the N-word part. You forgot them.

I blanked those ones out. Oh, I forget them. Complete the lyrics. You see the video of the kid in the spelling bee at the spell like N-E-G-U-S. Oh, yeah. That's an old classic. That was on E-Bombs World.

That was on funnyjunk.com. I probably got Chapman. You got Chapman. I got Chapman. I hate getting Chapman. Wasn't there a South Park episode with that? That was the Wheel of Fortune episode. Oh, yeah.

Brandon, something tickled your fancy over there, Brandon. Yeah, no. South Park's a good show. Good animation. Good stuff. Well, you can just say it's funny. No one's going to be mad at you if you say South Park's funny. South Park's funny.

Yeah. Have you guys seen all those new animation? Those, like, niche Twitter accounts? Park's funny. Yeah. Have you guys seen all those new animation? Those like niche Twitter accounts? That's actually terrible animation. Yeah, awful. Have you seen all the niche Twitter accounts that are like something,

something out of context? Yeah. So many. I saw Iraq War out of context. Yeah. I scrolled through it. I was like, yeah, I guess.

Was it Ed Sheeran in like a bunker? Yes. And then I just looked at the page and had like 30,000 followers. Yeah. Yeah. I saw something that like a lot page and had like 30,000 followers. Yeah. Yeah.

I saw something that like a lot of those accounts like run by like businesses. And then they like sell them. Yeah. That's common. Yeah. I think Bailey Carlin started a no context guy feed. He has a few. Yeah.

Yeah. He has a bundle. Yeah. Yeah. He's just sitting on the no contexts. It would be. It would be. That's easier than context accounts well yeah

there's some also like context ones where it's like they'll match an unrelated show to like a specific like sport like there's i think you should league pass which is like tim robinson yeah an nba stuff yeah that one's really funny oh god oh Any picks? Only fans out of context. What is the context that you would need on OnlyFans? Wait, there's no context to this. Maybe click the OnlyFans out of context. Probably not. I also disagree with that.

I like context. I want context to my nudes and lewds. No nudes, just lewds. Adult swim out of context. Out of context, man you. Pick one. Let's do Gilmore Girls. I was going to say Glee.

I think there's a barstool yak out of context. They've got it all. Oh. So it's just... I think the original out of context one, wasn't it like Nathan for you? Nathan for you. Yeah. And it was funny because I know what the context was.

Stop favoriting all these things from Pick Central. Why don't you go ahead and follow that from Pick Central? Invite them on the show. DM them and ask them. They have a lot of followers. They have in their bio spoilers. Wait, wait, wait. Let's look at the Pick Central DMs.

Someone's horny DMing from the Pick Central account. Mark and Philly definitely would be in there a lot. Zah, Pick Central, Arthur. Yeah, he's in everything I got. Love your shit. Just search a random girl's name, and we'll scroll down, pick a random one. Love her. Just binge like their tweets. DM them and say, fuck context. random girl's name and we'll love we'll scroll down pick a random one and love her just binge

like say uh dm dm them and say fuck context that's what that's what'll get them going stephanie that's how that was your that was your number one oh i feel like this is a dangerous game to play that's lady god oh shit message are we are we stalking uh that's probably an ex of yours no No, it's going to be a yak listener. Yeah, it's got to be. Oh. Yo, TJ. Yo.

Yo. Harry Dangler. That's a cool name. DM Barstool Big Cat. See if you can get him on the show. Harry Dangler sent a dick print, by the way. No, he didn't. Well, look at his name.

Well, I mean, it's an apt name. I can't show it is it wait it's probably a penis it's an erect penis underneath underwear opposite of a print tell me when not even what shut up no one this this thing is almost coming out the bottom bro yeah it's printed up. That's going to pleasure you. Good luck with that.

We should pull up some print pics. Probably not. And rate them. To become a dick rating show. Kyle, have you gotten any? See if I've gotten any. I typically do have a couple in there. Yeah, it could...

At all times. Ah, fuck, my phone died. No, it didn't. It did. Prove it. Dead. Alright. No more prints.

I guess you could just forward them to Brandon. He sits next to Kyle. He'll see them all. No, No more prints. I guess you could just forward them to Brandon. He sits next to Kyle. He'll see them all. No, I don't. You got any sass? I sit next to you. That's Kyle's desk, actually. Let's see here.

Kyle, you are sitting at my desk a little too much lately. You left an apple and a glass of water on my desk. It wasn't crisp enough. You left an apple on my desk. What is the best apple? Well, Kyle's desk is hijacked. Macintosh. A Honeycrisp. Macintosh or Gala.

Fuck Granny Smith. I want it to be real crisp, crunchy almost. Not too sour like a Granny Smith. I don't know. I don't eat fruits. That's a good question. I think we've had that apple talk before. Yeah, we have.

We've exhausted that. Do you use two-in-one shampoo? Yes. I do not. I use whatever's in the shower when we're running low. Is it somebody else's? Oh, me and Owen. So the answer's the same.

I'm pretty sure right now we're using actually Owen's girlfriend or Owen's friends. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She went up to Michigan State. Owen's girlfriend or Owen's friends. Uh oh. Uh oh. She's been she went up to Michigan State. Oh yeah. I've been there brother.

And then the Thunder offered Shea Gilgis Alexander and the number six pick to Detroit. OK. Yeah. Good basketball news.

Imagine that's a hard no. Shea just pretty much does volunteer homework. Yeah. That's optional. Yeah. good basketball news. Imagine that's a hard no. So Jay just pretty much does volunteer homework. Yeah. That's optional. Yeah, but you can tell when he phones it in and when he doesn't. This one seems really phoned in. He still has to think of original thoughts and type them out, print them. I think he's used what's the best kind of cake before, though.

I don't think that's original. So with the Trista thing, was there any evidence that she cheated or was just like the way that it came off? None. They hate to see smart women. Yeah. They hate it. It pisses them off because they don't know the last second but didn't you pronounce the no here's what she did there was a there's a question uh about a running back and his name is chuba hubbard yeah she she looked up his name she googled his name she did not know how to pronounce his first name, so she kept saying Hubbard, Hubbard, Hubbard. See? Have I not said Andre Agassi?

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Agassi? I called Waukesha Waukesha once, and I knew damn well what it was. If you know the answer, if you're asked a question about college football and you know the answer is Chuba Hubbard, you know how to pronounce Chuba Hubbard. Not if you've just read it. 12 players. But also, the two clips of her cheating. Are we allowed to call Brandon Walker?

Brandon did Q, did he help quality control? Yeah, I wrote the question. Okay. Do you want me to call Big Cat? No, watch your face when she mispronounces it. Oh. I think it's Hubbard. I mean, he could have called it Hubbard.

What's his first name? Chubba. Chubba Hubbard? By the way. That doesn't mean anything. I would pronounce that Chubba too if I have only two Bs, yeah. You have not pronounced it. You've never pronounced that Chubba.

If it's two Bs, yeah. If it's two Bs, I would do Chubba as well. But it wasn't two Bs. It's not two B's, yeah. You have not pronounced it. I only have... You've never pronounced that Chuba. If it's two B's, yeah. If it's Chuba, I mean. If it's two B's, I would do Chuba as well. But it wasn't two B's. It's not two B's. Oh, it's one? Yeah. Well, I don't know what I would pronounce it then.

Chuba? I definitely wouldn't have gone with Chuba, to be honest. That would not have been in my... I don't know him, so... Correct. But we're saying she was reading it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, makes sense. You wouldn't know how to pronounce it if you were reading it. if you knew it you would know it yeah whatever i think it's cooler that people are still trying to cheat they know what the repercussions are they've seen it well there are no cons and you and casey and whoever else they know how violent it is there was some serious brandon walker still do it is there Brandon Walker cheating out of it. And to still do it is great. There were no cheating out of it against Brandon Walker. Especially when Tristan knew she would have the microscope on her.

And I just don't think it doesn't make sense to do it. I don't know. I kind of agree with Brandon. The Chubba, if you knew who it was you wouldn't have said that. You would only say that like we were with the two beats if you're reading it off.

She cheated on purpose and wanted this to happen. Who's to say? All I know is that I'm voting to keep her in the league. And she is also... She is also my phone-a-friend from now on. Cheating is a big thing in trivia.

Yes, it's part of it. If you can get away with cheating, you're a better player. Here's how I would cheat. I'd have somebody else in the room, out of sight, Googling, and they send me a message that appears on the screen in front of me

or on my phone in front of me. It's that easy. Right. It's typing and looking. You just have to... All right, KB. You just have to care, I guess, enough. You and Chuck were doing that?

You guys were playing that game? No, Gage All right, KB. You just have to care, I guess, enough. You and Chuck were doing that? You guys were playing that game? No, Gage. Okay, Gage. I'm just saying you have to care enough. You have to care enough about the wanting to come across as, it's not even smart. No one has ever gotten a question right. I'm like, damn.

That person's very smart. Fuck. They knew the Oklahoma State running back from 2017. Big T said he'd consider clapping his ass for $250. He did not. Oh, that's $250? Mm-hmm. No, because we need –

Because I know it's going to be half-assed. We need a stipulation. One cheek. He's going to clap one cheek. He's going to do one cheek. Literally half-assed. He's going to come in here. He's going to do a lazy ass clap.

And then we're going to have to pay him 50 bucks. So what gets the full deal? Does 500 get the full? I want the windows to crack. I love a half-ass twerker. It's just like a medical condition. Yeah, they just had a stroke. It's a stripper that just had a stroke,

and she can only twerk with one cheek. That other one's just not moving. All right, big two. Yeah, fine. Do a half-ass twerk. And that half of the ass is shaking. That might be funnier. It is.

It is going. Oh, he's reconsidering his whole plan. He's got to go full. A half-ass twerk is almost more impressive than a regular one. It's so impressive. I'm trying to think if it's even doable. I mean, you could clap it harder, I think. You could clench.

Because that one's staying still. You're slamming that other cheek into the hard cheek. It's hard to clench just one. Is it, though? I don't think it is. You would have to put one. No, I'm clenching just one right now. But can you clap? Can you move the other one while you're clenching now? I don't think it is. You would have to put one. I'm clenching just one right now. Can you clap?

I'm doing it. I just did a one last cheat. I think it takes the same skill set. It's easier. Can't do it. It's easier. It just takes practice. It's like spelling blood with your fingers.

It's the same. Should I get him? No. It's like making, spelling blood with your fingers. Oh yeah. It's the same. Should I get him? No. No. He's not ready. He's not ready. He's not ready. What did he say?

I like how he's mentally preparing though. He said we're out of control. Oh, this is out of control. Like one ass cheek. Is it, if it's a dollar amount, I'll chip in.

Yeah. What else would it be? Like a prize? I don't know. Or like if something happens, he'll do it. Like a Tennessee win. Yeah, I would do any.

Any just to get the chance. It'd be a hell of a viewed episode. Who wants to twerk on this show? Who may? For practice. Who wants to shake a little ass? We'd probably get Luke to do it. He would've done anything.

I miss him. He's probably watching in whatever Uber he's to do it. He would have done anything. I miss him. He's probably watching in whatever Uber he's in right now. He'll come back, shake his ass for us. He's probably reading all the live comments. Don't listen to him. Luke was an absolute electric house. Prez needs to hire this kid now. Prez, what are you doing?

What's his... Oh, fuck. We didn't even... Let's see his body of work. Oh, yeah. Let's go to the Arizona State Barstool. The Viceroy. What does Viceroy mean?

I'd like some stroganoff. Yeah? Yeah. The Viceroy is the ruler of a small city under a monarchy. So if Dave's the king, the Viceroy is ruled by the little empire.

TJ, your own... How's the Viceroy, Brandon? Okay. Did they explain that to you guys when you first started? I think Tech sent an email about it like six years ago, probably. Dave is the king. You lie under him. His word is law.

And you don't break the law. A-S-E-Y-E-W. Oh, I don't like that. Why, why? Why is that a thing? 12,000 followers. Yikes. They only have 12K.

Doesn't Alabama have like 50K? Pretty sure Providence is pulling in more numbers than that. Wait, let's see him. This is not... This is A-S-U. Where are the co-eds? I thought ASU was like a massive school. Yeah, this is a kid in a library.

Where are the poolside co-eds? Luke just duped us. PSCs. Where are the plur girls? This can't be it. They haven't tweeted like three times. His girlfriend's not... Is she not allowing him?

His ex-girlfriend. They haven't tweeted like three times. His girlfriend is not... Is she not allowing him? How are you... You go to the sexy co-ed capital of the world. It is the co-ed capital. I haven't seen a single chick. He's seen a lot of video games. That's his problem. Is it his girlfriend? It's got to be the girlfriend.

Stopping him? A lot of Smitty retweets. We should have... Yeah, a lot of game time. They have zero original tweets. There's Brandon. We're not dissing him. Yeah, can we play this?

No. What is that? I want to hear the whole thing. It's not what it looks like. Enough, Marty. You promised. Last time was the last time. We had to fly to Atlanta to film this.

I'm going to Hooters. We flew to Atlanta at 6 a.m. in the morning to film that. It took five hours. 6 a.m. in the morning as opposed to 6 a.m. in the morning. We're out of Hooters. Why we had to go to Atlanta to go to that Hooters to film it, I'll never know. You flew to Atlanta and then just flew back? No, I ended up...

You spent five hours over here. I'm all printed up. All right, there's going to be some stalactites from the top of that thing. I'm going to go ahead and assume that this isn't the real ASU account. Why would there be a different one? Because this doesn't make... They don't tweet, ever. They only retweet. This is Tempe Barstool.

The Instagram's probably popping. We're saying Tempe? ASU. And why wouldn't they just do actual ASU? Maybe it was taken. Well, why don't we buy the actual Barstool ASU account?

The Instagram's gotta be busted. So they had to retweeted anything that were on. Don't never cut the camera to me when I'm applying stick.

Jesus Christ. Che knew that. Why do you apply stick so much? Che knew that because I gotta keep them plush. Look at these big boys.

Two for the price of one. Let's look big boys. Two for the price of one. Let's look at them. Two for the price of one. Oh, wow. Oh, dear. This is a lot. It's like a desert. Can you make a hot dog with your tongue?

No. No. Fuck. That's what I want. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off! Oh, man. Dude, if I had that position, I'm making I'm Schmacked remixes and all that stuff.

Are you in the I'm Schmacked WVU one? Were you there that weekend? No, I was still in high school. So? What the fuck? You were a nerd. I used to go to college parties all the time. I think that's scraped from the internet.

Yeah, I think it is too. That was the coolest video online for me at least. What was the song? It was the MGK, Wild Boy. No, there was also one with Wiz. Yeah, they had two. Yeah, that must be the real Barstool ASU account. Okay.

Oh, 90.1. That's where they're getting their nut. Arizona State. I just care about Twitter. There we go. Does he run the Twitter or the Instagram or both? He runs it all.

Is that true, Owen? You run both? Yeah. Are you a vice president? Some smokes. A hell of smokes. No! Wait.

Are you kidding me? Two types of girls. What the fuck is going on? That's the cat. What Instagram? Is this the Pick Central Instagram? No, this is my Instagram. Yeah, can you just comment ouchie?

A lot of E's. Ouchie. Comment barstool Sports? Yeah. So much for Barstool Sports. And then at Stool Presidente, hire this man. Already better than 99.9% of employees. Already producing more content. Yeah, doing more content than half

the office. Now this is the common man. I love the fans who grade our performances. I've never been a fan of something. I'm like, I want to just be their teacher. Let me show you how it's done, kiddo. I saw that picture of fights on Twitter yesterday where it was all burnt and his hair. And I was looking at the comments and someone was like, this guy tries way too fucking hard.

I love that. And then I looked down and it was these two guys going back and forth. And they're like, such bullshit that since Prez is so fucking talented, everyone else thinks they can just ride his coattails. And I was like, dude, you guys are literally mentally insane. Calling somebody a tryhard

for their job is the funniest thing in the world. Just for a picture of themselves, too. Imagine calling your surgeon that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to think of an instance when,

no, they can. Doctors can. Do you want, but do you want your doctor to be a tryhard? Yes. That would be ideal. I don't know. Yeah, I want Yes, that would be ideal I don't know

I want a cool ass doctor I don't want them trying too hard And first of all, Feidelberg has never tried hard in anything That is true I just can't imagine getting mad at just a picture of someone like that Yeah, it just pisses them off Crazy people What's happened to this fucking site?

So the Hurricane O'Reilly's thing is that he got sucked off. I think he sucked a dick through a glory hole. And that's just been like an age-old saga. Yeah. That's funny. I like that one. I love how you said saga, not rumor. Because it is true.

It's fine. It's funny. I like that one. I love how you said saga, not rumor. Because it is true. It's fine. Was it one dick or multiple dicks? I don't know. It's glory hole singular, so I'd imagine... Just one dick. What are we talking about? Who is this? Fights.

Oh, really? I never heard of this story. He doesn't know anything dude oh gotta catch up on stool scenes yeah it's just mortifying

start from episode you can skip episode you can skip the first season you suck the dick on stool scenes actually you know you gotta watch the first season um it's a slow burn

what's your favorite episode of stool scenes I fucking still to this to this day love the the guy who took a fake edible and was on the floor talking about how debilitatedly high he is. Who was that? TJ. TJ will know.

What? Okay. Spags? I don'tags? Maybe. What else is going on? Brandon, how's your kid liking the Switch? He's back on the PlayStation. Oh, no, no, no, no.

He's about it. He wants the VR headset. But yesterday, Tommy came to me and says he wants to use all his money to buy his sister a new iPad. So I don't know what's happened. If he's abused his sister or if he's broken it and we don't know. He a new iPad. So I don't know what's happened. If he's abused his sister or if he's broken it and we don't know. He broke the iPad.

We haven't discovered that he's... Or he wants an old one. I think he's more strategic than you think. It's preemptive. He's going to do something. He's going to... Or he wants the...

Something... He's got plans for her sister's iPad. I don't know what it is. He's... Yeah, he's planted the seed that she wants a new one. So you guys want to break this one, yeah, he's planted the seed that she wants a new one. So you guys want to break this one and be like, well, I mean, she wanted a new one. You guys want to go and do Tommy Walker Day this week without Ronan Bickhead?

That's fine. Yeah. We need, yeah. We need the content. We can liven it up, yeah. We'll have him bring the Switch and then we'll have the PlayStation set up in here and we'll just let him play. Sass can't play the Switch.

So he's not allowed. Yeah. Well, I'll play the PlayStation and I'll whoop Tommy's ass in any game. Any game? We should actually, we could probably set it up in here. Oh, now you're excited about something for once in your fucking life. I want to go one-on-one with Tommy. Would you, you can't let up.

You have to bury him. Yeah, you have to destroy him. Yeah, I will. You will. Madden? What do you play? Fortnite? He, like, knowing the demographic of Fortnite these days and his age,

I'm assuming he'd probably whoop me in Fortnite. So what are you going to beat him at? You can't play someone in Fortnite. Don't you play as a set? You're the one that brought this up. What are you going to kick his ass at? That's why I... Single player game.

What happened to the good days? Halo. You could play one-on-one if you wanted to. Well, yeah. Call of Duty. Halo. Does he play Call of Duty? No. Not allowed? He doesn't play shit. I don't care what he plays, but he just hasn't got to that yet.

Hasn't gotten to it. He hasn't gotten to that game yet. I don't know what you want me to tell you. That's a starter game. Fortnite's more of a starter game. Fortnite's a starter game. Fortnite is so much harder than Call of Duty. Yeah, but it's free. He literally just downloaded it one day when I wasn't even there.

That's true. You don't have parental controls on this? This dude's at home playing Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball right now. Fucking awesome. I'd download that for him tomorrow if he wanted to play it. Yeah? Were you allowed to have that game? I never had any restriction on me whatsoever.

I could watch any movie when I was five years old. And I don't put a lot of restrictions on my kids. But what was that? Does he play GTA? His mom doesn't like it but if I see him playing GTA I'm like all good,

whatever. I had to play GTA on mute when I was like in eighth grade. But they let you play it? Yeah. I was just beating off

to a car rocking back and forth. Looking back I understand why parents didn't want their kids playing it. You could just beat the shit out of a woman on the street

for an hour if you wanted to. Baseball. Yeah. The craziest shit is have you ever gone- That can't be entirely healthy. Have you ever gone

into first person and you get like a machete or like an axe and you just go up to people on the street and it's like- That's all you would do. I would just go up and beat up pedestrians.

I don't ever think I finished them. I never beat the tutorial mission. I went straight. I was like, I'm going to go rob a hooker. And I'm like, I'm 12 years old. I never did the missions. No. No, the missions are awesome.

You got to do the missions. But I agree. When I first got it, I did not do any of the missions. I just went straight to free play. Yeah. Do you remember the game State of Emergency? I remember I had...

You were, like, in a mall, and you were killing everybody in the mall, and you could, like... Like, the best... Like, one of the better weapons was somebody's head after you killed them. You would just kill people with somebody else's head. And I was, like...

I was probably 10. I got it at Value City for, like, $3. And I was like, yeah, okay. I remember I got GTA and punching people montage. All right. Robbing the bank was always a bad idea because you never even get enough money.

Yeah, you would chase them down and just beat the fuck out of them. Did he kill her in one punch? Look up. That's a hero. That's a hero. Look up first person. We were six playing this.

First person's crazy. This is the newer GTA. I was playing GTA 3. I remember I was like, I'm going to obey the traffic rules as a driver, but I'm going to swing a baseball bat at this woman. I'm going to bludgeon her. I used to put on a key. swing a baseball bat at this woman. Yeah, it's like an amazing game. I used to put on a key. That's like

an elderly woman. I love just seeing that you get money for it. He just got 11 bucks for punching that old woman. You can like plan out massive massacres too. I remember I would go and I would get a tank of gas.

And I would go to the police. I would just do this and I would like, there would be no empathy. I would just spasm and flail my hands in excitement. No, I wouldn't. How gratifying. I had zero emotional reaction. My mouth was just agape. I probably had like...

Yeah, mouth agape. Yeah, like that's the face of somebody that just killed 50 innocent people yeah oh you're gonna let tommy do this the most fun thing you can do in this game is uh i guess maybe not is when you hijack like the military jets have you ever done that no you guys haven't played the fifth one no you know i'm talking about owen you ever play it No. You drive your car over this overpass, then you land in the military base, and then you instantly have four stars, then you have to quickly get to a jet

before they blow you up, and then the jet flies. It's so fun. Yeah. That game was so fucking fun. What jets do? No, but it's like a military jet, so it has missiles and shit, too. But then they're trying to shoot you down with the tanks. And then you just drop a ton of innocents. And then you crash into a tower somewhere and parachute out.

What kind of tower? The tallest one in sight. Has that been in any video games? Has 9-11 been in any video games? I don't think so. You can't actually crash into the towers in those games. So post-Za, this is a question for you. The tower doesn't move.

It's sturdy. You can't crash planes in Flight Simulator anymore, right? They bounce off the ground. Yeah. Gone are the days. Yeah. Kind of sucks. Kind of sucks.

Oh, the disappointment from back there. What Flight Simulator? The Google one? Flight Simulator is the name of the game. Oh. Oh. So you used to be able to. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. But when? Yeah, when? Because 20 years ago. Yeah, I think Flight Simulator's been around for a really long time. Yeah, but were they playable and good, or were they actually interesting? So the first one I got was 98. My brother had 95.

So they had 98, then 2002, then 2004 was the big, big update. That brother had 95. So they had 98, then 2002, then 2004 was the big, big update. That was very good. I've never really looked into the flight simulator. Is it really... What are you simulating? Like, can you do a four-hour flight in 15 minutes? Yes, sir.

Or do you have to do it over four hours? Literally, as the pilot does, you could do. You can't crash. So you could hook up live air traffic control. There's actual people that are paid to run air traffic control shit for it. You can do everything, literally all the pilot does. Bam. Do you have the full setup?

No. So I had a joystick and the little thingies. That's about it. But there's people that build rigs and stuff like that. It's crazy. There's actual real-time data. that's about it but there's people that like build rigs and stuff like that and it's crazy there's like actual actual real time data you get like real

weather time data and crazy shit you're a big simulator guy though because you play like farming simulator too that's the most expensive game if you get all the

expansion packs for it isn't it like $20,000 to get everything that one that one you at least actually have to like know what you're doing so I stopped

I stopped playing that because once the tutorial is gone I don't know what the fuck a weed looks I stopped playing that because once the tutorial's gone, I don't know what the fuck a weed looks like. I bought that game for Tommy, and Tommy just kept driving his truck across just wherever he could drive it. It was just a truck driving game to him, and he never got to any farming. The trains one is the one I play a lot.

Trains drive the LIRR. So on a track? Like literally from here to Ronkonkoma. So you do that in real life yeah and then you go home and you're like time to unwind yeah and you do the same thing yep all right cool i mean i could see myself like just like listening to a podcast or something and playing that game for like hours does it require a lot of focus? Yeah, but when you're doing the train, what are the options? That's what I don't get.

When you're operating the train, what are the different things you could possibly do? So they give you a mission and a time trial. How do you go faster? Same way, same way. So the throttle. Literally how... Actually, that's me. That's me on video. So the throttle. So wait, this is your setup right here? Literally how, yep.

Actually, that's me. That's me on video right there. So you literally drive it as is. Wait, is this like a virtual reality thing? No, that's on PS4. Oh, wow. That's PlayStation 4 right there. You don't appear to be going anywhere. How many buttons do you use?

I was talking. If I put the audio, wait a few. So could you hijack a train? Not really. You've got to put it into the forward position. See, there we go. I'm explaining how you move it. Then to actually get this thing going, if you look at the pressure over here,

that's the brake pressure, the BP over here. You've got a good voice for this. Yeah, he does. You've got to pull these to YouTube. Nice. I used to do it for game time. I don't know if the red is okay. You used to race Marty home.

Marty in real life. Marty would hop on the train here and I would do the mission. We'll FaceTime each other and see who gets it first. So to do that, you apply the brakes. You change your brakes right there. So I'm pressing the brakes. I think my roommate was home. Why are you talking like that? My roommate was home.

It's Zah's ASMR channel. Can you hit the three dots next to the mental health matters hashtag and click not interested? Oh, the Pick Central timeline is about to be sick. Zah, why don't you bump this from Pick Central? We've got to get more eyes on this. There we go, right? Yeah. There we go.

All right, that's an actual account that we use. Trying to think of a tweet of mine I want bumped from 2012. Yeah. All right, so pretty much how it works is you get distance pigs. Actually, let's go to some old KB tweets. They're all about water cups and Chipotle. I've done this. No way.

From KB. No, no, no. From KB, no swag. KB, it's nice that your header is still from last summer when you were supported. That was the only black square you posted. It was like, I'll fucking change my header. I thought it looked

sick from an aesthetic standpoint. You think? On the white background it kind of looks dope. Damn. B-Mob.

What's a good keyword? I'm actually afraid this might fuck me over. Damn. Didn't get the follow from KB

on Pick Central. Whoops. Yeah let's not do this. No. Come on. We're doing it. Team keyword. Just go to it, let's not do this. No, come on. We're doing it. Team keyword. Just go to it

because we'll just do top. We won't do like your old ones. Just do it, TJ. Let's just do it, TJ. There's no way you have anything that crazy. Give me a keyword.

Is this bad, Kyle? Just like try a slur or something like that. Kyle's last episode. Absolutely don't. Search the word pussy. Yeah. Oh, man.

Maybe do it off. None. Well. What is that? Being an elite surfer who doesn't get pussy is like being an elite engineering student who does get pussy. What year was that from?

It's a funny-ass blog. I think that's from this year. It was from April 6th. Yeah, that was from this year. No, I tweeted that years ago. No, because it says you tweeted it in the song reference. You probably deleted the tweet so you could put the joke in the blog.

No. It's a trick of the trade. Damn, you don't tweet about pussy. Search a little Sasquatch pussy. No, don't. Oh, really? Ew. My old tweets are so cringy.

Ew. Did you use ew pussy, dude? Ew. There's probably going to be a bunch, too. It's the worst. Yeah, I want to see this. Yeah? I don't think I used the medical term more often, I think.

My tweets are so bad. Every time I see one of them, I shiver. And then I delete it. New cop. Call me Pussy Magnet from now on. Alright. Let's go way back to when you were 12. Yeah.

Sass, are you nervous? No, I don't have any bad tweets. I do. You have like 100 tweets. Yep. Okay. That's kind of funny.

Yeah, not bad. I think that was when DJ Khaled said that he doesn't fuck girls right he doesn't lick pussy oh yeah yeah yeah nor should you you're 20k in 2018 yeah yeah yeah nice long time ago now tell me You had 20K in 2018. Yeah, nice. Nice. Long time ago.

Now tell me, Brandon, you were concerned. How many more followers has PickCentral gotten? I don't know. How many did you have? Let me run the account. You can run the account. Hold on. You want to run the account?

No. Damn it. I don't even run mine. You can run your account. What the hell is that? Wait. Wait, Sass. What did you do?

Let's block that account. Wait, that's... Oh, is that another one? Yeah. It's like a hundred of these things these days. I was editing Boston. Sorry. Wait.

Oh, they use capital I's? Yeah, it's so fucking annoying. Like, might as well be you. I know. No check, boys? They, like, DM people that I follow, and they're like, hey, man, I made a new account. My checks got rejected twice. They DMed me, remember, when we were out?

Yeah, what'd they say? They DMed me, like, come to the other side of the bar. And I was at a bar with Seth. It was scary. Brandon, do you have food here or something? No, no, no. Something just came up. They've just made the announcement that was coming all day today.

Oh, yeah. Let's pull it up. We have a bowl game. The Barstool Arizona Bowl. In the University of Arizona in the Arizona Bowl. I'm on the Arizona campus. We are about to announce a multi-year, multi-international, multi-important sponsorship, the Barstool Arizona Bowl. We're not just sponsoring a bowl game.

We are, but we're not. Because we have exclusive broadcast rights. CBS used to own it. See ya. Smell ya later. We control everything. The bowl, the broadcast, the halftime show, the national anthem. We are getting into the live sports broadcast game.

You know what this means? The moon is a little bit closer. We've been trying, trying, trying. Thank you to the Arizona Bowl. Thank you to Barstool Sports. Thank you to everybody. We're starting to take everything over. If you don't see the significance of this, you have a pea brain. It's coming New Year's Eve day. Tucson, a lovely city. Barstool, a lovely company. The Arizona Bowl, a lovely bowl. The Mac, the Mountain West. Be ready. Bowl games will never be the same. Cut it, unicorn. By the way, do my eyes look as blue as they do in this suit?

Yes, they are that blue. Cut it. What would that mean? I like that. That's pretty crazy, right? New Year's Day Bowl? Yeah, and we're streaming it online. What does that mean?

We have the broadcast. That means we're going to work. So the people broadcasting the event will be employees of Barstool? I would imagine Jake will probably be the announcer. Ken State might sneak into that one. KB and I will be doing the ring girl portion of the show. Oh, no. If they offered it to you?

No. Fuck no. No. I'm a stats guy. That's true. So is this like a bowling tournament? To be honest, I have no idea what any of that means. College football bowl game.

Do you know what a bowl game is? I don't pay attention to football. Oh, come on. You know what a bowl game is. I had a feeling it was football. Yeah, like the bowl games. If your team's good, it'll be matched up against another team at the end of the year in a bowl game. It doesn't have to be.

They don't have to be good. They don't have to be good. Awesome. Really excited for this. Do we get to pick who's in it? Yeah. Yeah. Really?

So we get to send out the invites? It's probably like a Mac runner-up versus a Mountain West runner-up. Who goes to the Arizona Bowl? Mac 3, maybe. It'll be a Northern Illinois-Fresno State gutsy game out of those two. Do you think we'll get to go, or do you think we had no chance? That's a cool location. That's a top ten location for a bowl game.

What was the shirt? He had an Ole Miss Rebel shirt on. Who? That fucking Dylan guy. Oh, Dylan. No, don't say fucking Dylan. He's making this show happen. Shout out Dylan, actually.

Huge shout out. He doesn't get enough shout outs. He's making this show happen. Shout out Dylan, actually. Huge shout out. Doesn't get enough shout outs. He's grinding on this show. He does the YouTube and thumbnails, etc. KB's face is always obscured in the thumbnails, typically. It's really funny. Yeah, he knows what he's doing. Got to click for what you really want.

We bust each other's balls. Yeah. We got a lot of shirts going on. Come over when you're sober. What is that? I assume it's like a Travis Scott thing or something. What's it say on the back? No, it's got to be like a Black Bear type sentiment.

Oh, it might be. Wasn't that a Lil Peep album? Come over when you're sober? No, I don't think so. I don't know. I used to be a big Lil Peep fan. Oh, no, we got face in it. The early ones, KB's face was always covered.

That's all right, Dylan. Good thumbnails. Great. Flashy. I like that. What was the Edward Sharp thing that you guys fooled me into saying last week? I don't know what you're talking about. You clearly did it

at the end of the show. You made me say something. What was it? What was it? You all made a big deal of this one. Why'd you do that? Nobody drops their phone more than Owen. You threw your phone. You didn't drop it. No, no, no.

We were just asking people to name states alphabetically. So you're not going to tell me what it was? You did the Big Ten, right? Do the SEC. Ben Mintz accidentally just said it. He's incredible. He had to do like... He can't do anything wrong.

The permutations that were available, it was probably like a one in 200,000 chance. We were trying to get people to say Alabama, Arkansas, which is the first words of the song Home by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros. Got it. All right. So when Marty and Rico and Jake were in Alabama, then Arkansas, Kyle said, oh, they're on their Edward Sharp shit. Yeah. That joke was really good. That would never happen again.

And so then we were like, let's get people to name the states alphabetically. We forgot about what? Alaska and Arizona. But Ben Mintz did as well when we asked him. He said Alabama, Arkansas. The odds of that happening were incredible. Okay, very good.

And then you made me say it and then I was, alright, got it. I've been explained. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Didn't have to do it while the show was all right got it i've been explained thank you yeah of course thank you didn't have to do it while the show was on you guys are the best ruined the fucking joke the joke is it happened weeks ago well now everyone's gonna go back and dislike that that episode if you could everybody just go back and dislike that episode let's get that to be the most disliked video on youtube history it helps with the algorithm can you monetize dislikes no

well we're going to see on The Dozen. Oh, Jesus. How is that doing? It's the most disliked episode in the history of The Dozen. Yeah, but what's that mean? Like 10 dislikes?

I think it's in the hundreds. Is that mine? No. What'd you order? That's a salad, so. What did you order? Cheese. Cheese?

You ordered cheese? Cheese tots. Cheese tots and a chicken sandwich. I got from my favorite cheese place. So you're really off the diet. You know what, Sass? I'm just trying to get through the day. Trying to get through the day.

Cav muscles popping. Cheese tots. Love the cheese tot. Tots are good, man. Your hair has been great. What are the dislikes? Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa.

What is that? You disliked it yourself? It was all a joke. Oh, no. Match 122. Oh, 193. That's not bad. But what did you dislike about it?

Can we go back to the browser? You like the product as a whole. Don't dislike videos like that. Can I see the first one? Can we look at Caitlin Bennett for a little bit? Why is she up? Somebody said Kent State. Yeah, I did.

Something about hot girls there? I did. Bring up an example? There's no... Is there a Kent State chicks account? She kind of fell off, didn't she? Well, I mean, yeah. She's not really doing much anymore.

Yo, Bennett's in her fucking flop era. Nah, she's a grower. She's got a really gay boyfriend. Husband. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean gay? He's gay. I think he's gay.

Why? You could just tell by the way he carries himself. A lot of people say he's gay. Where is he? Search Caitlin Bennett husband. Oh, yeah. That's her. Which one?

That's like a reaction. What a video. Now he's probably not. I don't think he is. Caitlin Bennett husband. Oh. Now he's probably not. I don't think he is. Caleb Manning's also the one. How about Frank being a Wendy Williams guy? Yeah, that was shocking. That was surprising.

He also likes Tegan and Sarah. Yeah, Frank was listening to Tegan and Sarah. He was not even closer. He was listening to a deep, like, the calm. But the Wendy Williams shit has been going viral recently. Right, but he was listening to Tegan and Sarah. Yeah, that's weird. He was defended by saying he just watched his clips, and then some movie he was like, I saw a big clip.

What was the movie? He watched the first 40 minutes. That's a clip. It's a big clip. Wait, can we pull up the Wendy Williams video where she talks about the TikToker who got shot? Yeah. What is that?

I've never seen that. You haven't seen this? She goes viral for farting and then fainting. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's absurd. It's crazy. It's bananas. I've never seen this one.

Electric Factory. I forget what the kid's name is, but he's a TikToker. Was. Was. Bring. Was. Bring back Luke. You know he's dead, right? That's the whole video.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to just spoil it. But apparently she does that, like, all the time. Like, I've seen, like, multiple other clips of her. She goes viral for saying stupid shit so often. Just look up Wendy Williams dead TikToker. And it should be the first thing. Let's see it.

Oh, dead TikToker? Yeah. Was it the Asian boy who fell from the building? No. That's got to be the first dead TikToker, right? No, there's a few. I've seen a few that fell from structures. A lot of people go viral post-mortem,

and then people comment on their last post like, oh my God. Care to explain, Sass? Search Wendy Williams dead. Because maybe TikToker has different variations of... Try going to videos. Can we only play shit off of TikTok? Oh, wait, this might be it.

7.9 million views? Yeah, this is it. This is Norman. Neither does one person in this building. Maybe Sus does. Do you know who Sway V is? Clap. Clap if you know who Sway V is. Clap. Clap if you know who Sway V is.

Jesus. Okay. Randy. Sus? Nah, it's not my- What? It's not my cup of tea that I got going on right now. Well, he's a TikTok star.

He's got more followers than me. 2.5 million. What? No, just keep listening. On TikTok, but on Instagram, you have more followers. Baby, that guy reminds me of you. No, he doesn't.

Yeah, he does. No, he doesn't. Just the way he carries himself. Something about him reminds me of you. That guy reminds me a lot of you. No one uses Instagram anymore. What? Yeah, he does.

Just like you. TikTok, I don't use that at all. Uh-uh. Oh, my God. All I see is print game. All right, wait, wait. So here he is. I'm confused.

Just watch. He's 19, and he was murdered. Jesus. Isn't that crazy isn't that so insane yeah she was using the wrong tense to throw us off yeah she knew exactly what she was doing

there's like 10 other videos of her doing the exact same thing yeah she does like clap if you know me yeah and they do because they're at her show yeah they do even if it's the first yeah well he was murdered on Sunday She does like clap if you know me. They do because they're at her show. Even if it's the first. He was murdered on Sunday. Come on, clap if you know him. He had more followers than me?

Isn't that nuts? She's very happy about that. I've seen so many. Her fainting is funny. Have you ever seen that? I think she stood with her legs locked too long. She just fell. Her eyes got real big. I've never seen the show, though.

Neither have I. Actually, that was the first time I ever saw it. I can't get over how much that guy reminded me of you, Kyle. He did remind me a lot of KB. Yeah, we had the same facial hair. No, it wasn't even like looks wise What was it Just the demeanor

It's the same You know the one hostess At that bar on my corner Spillanes Yeah He reminds me of Kyle too The hostess Yeah

A lot of people remind me of you Kyle The hostess I have Mickey Spillanes The male hostess Yeah Yeah I have. Okay. Any other videos we should pull up?

Let's do a four-hour episode today. We're going until nightfall. I got to get a haircut. My phone's dead. Am I still cutting your hair? Definitely not. Can we pick out your haircut? What picture do you show your barber?

I'm going to ask them to take like an inch off. And that's it? My hair's so fucking long. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I think you should grow it out. No. I don't have the kind of hair you can grow out.

What is he doing? How does he get away with this? Brandon just leaving the show? Yeah. And look, he doesn't even have food. Go to him. What time is it? It's after two.

But it's no excuse. Oh, is it? It's after two, but it's no excuse. Oh, is it? Okay, still. He doesn't even have his food. He just didn't want to be on the show. He's like, all right, they're struggling. I want them to struggle more and me to struggle less. Yeah.

Yeah. Owen in the reflection. He looks so green and so pink. Like a watermelon sour patch kid. Yeah, he does. Why are his ears so red? I don't know. Let's make fun of him.

Let's pick apart him. Let's see if he'll look in here. Yeah, like call someone, say something. Zoom in on the ear until it looks like a pussy. Let's get apart him. Let's see if he'll look in here. Yeah, like call, someone say something. Zoom in on the ear until it looks like a pussy. Let's get the, what? What part? Well. Eventually most things do.

Someone call him. Someone call him. I want his face to take up the whole screen. What was it? Like people would do it with like their finger and they'd send a picture of their butt. Oh, this? Like that. Oh, it's like you.

Oh, you could deliver a baby. You have to do it with two people. I didn't really get that at all. Yeah, you wouldn't. Wait, you look on your side, I guess? Oh, yeah. Does it look... Sort of. And then you can deliver the baby

and it has a little big dick. A little big dick? No, no, no. Don't explain yourself because I know what you mean. You know what I mean. I do know what you mean. You know what I mean. That's how I describe mine. Someone call Brandon.

Brandon! Brandon! He can hear us. No, he might not be able to. His ears might be Completely numb Brandon What the hell I don't know

What's up Mince Alright Alright Let's uh Wrap it up We'll wrap it up Yeah we might as well Wrap it up

It's a solid show Wrap it up Yeah let's do that Alright That's the yak. The barstool yak. The barstool yak. Don't fucking forget it.

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