The Yak - Hot Water, Hot Food, and Making Hot Love | The Yak 11-29-23

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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R-H-O-P-A-C-K.com. Promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase hello boys no i will i i saw some people tweeting me saying we don't survivor spoilers i understand i i'm not i think spoiler culture is annoying terribly uh people complaining about it like if you don't want to be spoiled then don't watch something that could potentially happen but with that said i will uh grant the wish and i will we will not be talking well what the fuck dude yesterday i didn't watch it yet you spoiled it so last night i went home cleared the schedule watched every second of surviving barstool so we could talk about it you gotta keep up man and now

yeah damn yeah i mean it is one of those weird things to me. It's like if something matters that much to you, you can figure out a way to just. Yeah. But I understand. I'm not going to fight it. I know spoilers get bad. Unless you're here until 8 p.m. for the Cyber Monday telethon

and then Monday Night Football comes on and then you have a morning show. Because you had to watch Bears Vikings. Yeah, and you literally had no time to do it and you were counting on doing it after work. I you i got eliminated the first i know you did tell me but i honestly after i think i texted everybody i guess i just did i'd forgotten i'd completely forgotten until you said it but no more survivor spoilers so there you go we will it will be free of that i i respect the people at different schedules here he is i wanted i wanted jerry to come so nick's gonna be a little late kb finally walked in the man of the

hour you choose jersey jerry off of his stream last night oh you don't look too good bleeding he's bleeding he's vaseline in myally? You put Vaseline in your ass? Not inside. Around the asshole. Little rim job. Yeah. No, it was bad. It was never a good idea.

I thought I would. I was never close. I would have to hit it like the first couple rounds. I just never had a shot. Just never. Dumb idea. Never again. So hot sauces into hot chip?

Yeah. So I told Lucas, go to like a hot sauce place, get four of their hottest sauces and range it from least hot to hot for them. Every half hour the sauce would switch. Yeah. And then it just progressively got worse once i was down to the last sauce i knew i i knew it was i was done how were you taking the sauce in i would dump it on a chip he was dumping it well i we have a clip of him the milk is when it started to get bad and you started to puke yeah did you were you worried that like you were actually in danger the

chat it was actually incredible to watch because the chat like bullies jerry i i saw the first one and they convinced you that the audio was not working yeah this time they convinced you it was in spanish yep yep which i think quigs trolls nada de audio en español que esta semana no caemos Holy shit. That's all I could hear when I turned it off. That's so good. So the chat was bullying Jerry. And then Jerry got to a point where it was so clear that he was in trouble. The chat flipped and was like, stop.

No chip. My body was getting cold. People were texting me being like, you gotta stop this. He's gonna die. They were legitimately nervous for him. Every time you failed to make 7 of 10, you had to do the trick? I had to eat a hot sauce chip. How often was that?

Every time. It was so bad. That's pretty good. Wasn't it the original thing? You're going to make 10 in a row? Yes. No, yeah. So that was the whole plan. 10 in a row. Keep going. Every round, every time I would attempt 10 free throws, if I would hit under 7, I'd have to do a

chip with hot sauce on it. If you hit 10 in a row, the challenge is done. Yeah. The chip is already hot too, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, so you ate the hot chip. At the end. Yeah, there it is done. Okay. Yeah. The chip is already hot too, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, so you ate the hot chip. At the end. Yeah, there he is.

After everything. Oh, my God. Do you have him? TJ, do you have the clip? My jersey was backwards. Yeah, here it is. Oh, no. Look at Ryan.

Ryan, that's the guy. I was laying in bed with tears in my eyes watching. He just had to keep eating more and more hot sauce, and it was very hot sauce. This is before the chip. That's before the chip. He was puk is before the chip. That's before the chip. He was puking before the chip. So when you say never again, what do you mean by that? Never hot stuff again.

Never just hot stuff. Never. But this series is perfect. Never basketball again? Yeah. This type of thing. Yeah. People love to see you miserable.

They love to see you fail. Are you going to keep doing basketball challenges? No. I'm going to pivot away. I could have watched you shoot threes forever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was fun.

That was fun. So what's the next challenge? Can we help come up with one? Well, the original plan was I wanted to get to 25K subscribers to do the hole-in-one golf challenge, i want to do that but at the same time i don't know if that's like a fun stream just watching somebody hit the same shot no i think i think i think it plays yeah jerry you have to understand it's not about the actions but your interactions with the chat and like your because yeah i guess you're gonna get close once

and then get frustrated as you never get close i. I know. Right. And it's also a very, like, the beauty of this is it's a night stream. It's kind of passive. You can have, like, I was sitting, I was watching a basketball game, and I had you on the other screen just like. Yeah, just watching. Just, like, passively watching. Yeah, no, it's cool to watch. My buddies were watching.

They were like, dude, it was very fun but scary towards the end. But I don't know. I definitely want to get other people involved in the office. Yeah. I would like a Mostly Sports collab, you know? All right. Mostly Sports after dark. Yeah.

We're talking. You know, we're in talks with that. So that would be fun. So are you saying no to the watermelon challenge? I'm not saying no. I just don't want to die. I sent you the clip. I can't show that.

You can't? You don't want to die. It's Guinness. I can't show it. Guinness won't let you show it. Oh, Guinness. The Guinness skittish auto-struck a mostly sports episode two weeks ago. Fucking hardos.

Let me see if I can find the original video. He cut the most watermelons on his stomach 31 in one minute. With a sword. With a sword. He's written like this. You would die. He wants me dead. That's an accidental.

I don't want you dead, but it would be very good. I would have to. It's an accidental. I don't want you dead, but it would be very good. I would have to wear. It's still spicy. I would have to hit. I would have to wear a vest underneath. I would have to wear a Kevlar or something, right? Yeah. I got.

Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jerry, you could do this. I don't know, Dan. Yeah, that's. If we got Jerry like a knight suit, like armor.

He's definitely wearing something underneath. He's got to be. I got to say, he's hitting his... Seems like the other guys are doing more work. Yeah. I don't know. That's pretty impressive. He's taking his sword.

I mean, he's fighting for his life, dude. He is swinging it towards his ass. He's putting his hands... Look at his face. How is the guy handing a watermelon to him doing more work than the guy? There's nothing in the bulk of the work. No, there's nothing under that shirt. I was going to do like a full body waxing.

He's really going all the way through, huh? Yeah. Yeah, you would die, Jerry. I think he's cut his shirt. You might as well just do Russian roulette. Well, my next big plan is this. Which, by the way, Russian roulette would be. That would be.

That would do numbers. That would do numbers. My next big plan is picture a king's chair, center court. A throne. A throne. Yeah. I'm wearing a suit, tuxedo, and you have 32 women that come in. Oh, my God.

This is winter edition. Okay. 32 women that come in. There's a little table in front of me, like not a high one, a short table. And I seed them all. They do And they, I see them all. They do one round. I see them all. Then the next round, they're going to go against each other.

Obviously they can switch nail color mid round. They can put a toe ring on mid round, whatever, you know, uh, anklets and stuff like that and have an actual live arch madness live stream. I love that. So the first round, you're just taking a glimpse. I'm just taking a quick glimpse. No verbal judgment. No, and no touching either.

I can't touch. I can't touch. Super fake. And I think honestly what would make it better is all the girls wear ski masks. No, I think what we do is we build like a wall, and it's almost like a glory hole. Yes. So they sit in and they put their feet in. Yes, I think what we do is we build like a wall and there's like, it's almost like a glory hole. Yes. So they sit in and they put their feet in.

Yes, I like that. And you're just sitting like right, we could have you with like a notepad. Yes. Basically their feet like slide into the holes and your face is like two inches from the feet. They each get designated a number or something like that. You can smell. You can smell, right? Because that also.

I think that might be too far. No. I don't want to put my nose in. So what's the competition part? Best feet. Best feet. How do you – this is just you being horny. Yeah.

There's no, like, punishment for you or anything? You're just, like – Yeah, it's best feet. It's just 32 women. Yeah, this is – Just bringing their feet to you? That's vastly different from, like, watch Jerry torture himself. I'll tell you what, Titus. It's best feet. It's just 32 women. Yeah, this is... Just bringing their feet to you? That's vastly different from, like, watch Jerry torture himself. I'll tell you what, Titus.

It's the exact opposite. I guarantee if he does that feet video, that stream will pop. Yes. Yes, I agree. It might be, and we might get a new demographic. A blend of demographics. My problem is I don't know if I can get 32 girls to come. But Jerry, if you...

At 9 at night. Right, but if you do, like I'm saying with the glory holes, then the girls can always be anonymous too. True. They just have to slide their feet in. You don't want to be swayed by the bias of a beautiful face. That's the thing. You could also go 16.

I think that would be plenty. 16 years old? No. No. They were calling thing. You could also go 16. I think that would be plenty. 16 years old? No. No. They were calling him Jerry Giddy last year. Jerry Giddy. They were calling him Jerry. Hold on, I have to clear this up.

Not 32. Oh, 16. Total, yeah. I wasn't doing 16 years old ever. No, I didn't. Jerry Giddy. I know. No, come on, Dan.

I think you have to earn this, though. I think there's got to be an element. I think I earned it last night. Yeah, but I mean, like in the stream, you should have to do something to then unlock a woman's feet, you know? Like you should have to, I don't know. What are the chances I can get 32? You can get 128. You think so?

One of my boys, who I barely speak to, reached out to me and asked if his wife could join your Arch Madness. Brooks Koepka's wife's in it. Yes. Yeah, but I don't know if she's going to fly out here to do that. We might have to get a budget. It might just be the most expensive video we ever made. I mean, I would be able to. Fly all these women out.

Yeah. Like, how do we lose money this year? Well, Jerry had to judge some feet at 9 p.m. I think that stream would be good. I think it would be entertaining. The thing I realized after I did the first Feed the Streets was people hated it. They hated it. And they were like, I'm never getting into this.

And then we started to reveal the brackets. We started doing the competition. And then I had like maybe, I don't know, 50,000 followers on Instagram at the time. And there was always like 12, 14K live watching it yeah it was big that's what I'm saying you know it was big so I don't know I wanted to like feet I don't know about a winter edition girls don't really take care of themselves like that in the winter yeah true so I might have to wait for the summer for that but I don't know are you still repulsed by ugly feet I mean I would never have intercourse With a girl with bad feet Okay

Not that I wouldn't I have a girlfriend But not that I In the past I wouldn't do that Do you consider like Pumice a P-E-D What's pumice

Like a stone A pumice Oh like in the shower Something you can shave down The cow No I think that's good Yeah That's good

You could use that Yeah that makes your Major training Yeah Yeah you're getting ready for it So wait what else What other ones You got ideas for hole-in-one i had that idea um i want to do maybe some guinness world records have them come here and uh see if i can complete any of them which i probably can't but that's uh we tried to do that it's an extremely complicated and expensive process

it could take up to like six months and like $10,000. I'm not really with that then. No. That's their whole business model now. Yeah, no. They're dead to me then. But I don't know. I'm open to suggestions. I want to get people involved and stuff like that as well.

Brandon, what would we do with Jerry? I don't know. I was going to break my wife's feet. Can I give a suggestion? Yeah. Yeah. Rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes. Oh, that's good.

I like that. What about we're going to get some gym equipment here. We're going to get a treadmill. What if you just jerry marathon? How long is a marathon? 26 miles. I don't even know how to do one. One mile?

I don't think so. We could walk it too. Oh, you could walk it? Yeah. Oh, I think that's could walk it? Yeah. Oh. I think that's fine, right? Yeah. It would be like nine hours.

Nine hours? Yeah. At least, yeah. What's a half a marathon? No, you can't. I mean, a half a marathon. Anyone can do a half a marathon. Nine hours?

I'm going to have no legs. That would be funny. It would be funny. I don't know. I don't want to die. Yeah, I mean, it would be funny, though. Dude,'t know i don't want to die yeah i mean it would be funny though dude i think you don't have to get too crazy i think simplicity is yeah for you because you have the personality yeah yeah just keep it simple with basketball i think you have to keep going and every challenge you have to vaseline your butthole afterwards wait so have you taken

a shit yet yeah this morning all morning, all morning. And what was it? It was water and blood. Oh, my God. When did you start feeling normal again? I'm not even sure I feel normal right now. Yeah. My stomach is, like, rolling constantly. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I mean, the fact that you ate the chip after eating so much hot sauce. Yeah, that's what I was saying. It was planned out so poorly. You thought it was going to be easy, too. He was calling me beforehand. He was like, this is going to be so easy. Like, I got this no problem.

Yeah. Because I was warming up, and I was hitting like 7 out of 10, 8 out of 10. So I was like, oh, this is going to be cake. I never hit 10 out of 10, which was the problem. Yeah. But, you know, plenty more time. What do you think the Guinness record for like going like this and rolling like a log is?

I'd like to see that. Yeah. Yeah. Thousands. Just watching Jerry roll like a log down the court. Great. Well, the reason I did the hot stuff was I wanted to get myself

out of the suicides. So I was going to do the free throw challenge and instead of hot sauce, every time I don't hit 7 out of 10 I would have to do a suicide. Okay. So I wanted to get out of the running and I chose the hot stuff which I look back and say I probably should have did the suicides.

Yeah, you probably should have done the suicides yeah you probably should have done the suicides you live and you learn what about like video games yeah once the 2k studio's up and running that'll be something else I'd do it was a great stream I like doing it it's fun late night

Lucas is also the perfect because Lucas is like a perfect producer where he's very much on the chat side Oh yeah Versus Jerry Oh yeah Which is like a terrible thing to have happen

To have your like main guy Be on the side of the people that are tormenting you Yeah He's like last night I drove him home after He's like sorry dude I had to do it to you Yeah no that's why he's perfect Well yeah it is what it is Jerry I'm looking at the

I'm looking at that unicycle lane over there, too. I think Jerry trying to learn how to ride a unicycle. And I have to ride it full court one time. Yeah, that's That'd be good. That's injury. Jerry, do you want to do the Yak Challenge today? I think we're gonna have Oh, yeah. I think we have Antoine Walker

in studio today. He's taping with Brandon Marshall, who's back. So we're gonna try to get Antoine Walker to do it. Will you be around? I'll do the challenge, yeah. Alright, so you'll be around. Let me know. Alright, perfect. He's taping with Brandon Marshall. He's back. So we're going to try to get Antoine Walker to do it. Will you be around? I'll do the challenge, yeah. Alright, so you'll be around. Let me know. Alright, perfect. It's the Yak. It's the Yak now. Antoine Walker. Legendary athlete. We're going to roll through to the Yak challenge.

Just a casualty. Yeah, he was just sitting in the kitchen by himself because he was here before Brandon got here, Brandon Marshall. Hank walked in and was like, what the fuck that antoine walker just sitting there so yeah we'll see if he can uh maybe brandon marshall will get another chance yesterday was nuts nuts i know so much there we go yeah cam newton was so down and he also stayed i had to run after we finished pmt hank said he stayed for like an hour Shooting hoops with everyone Yeah and then Brandon Marshall hopped on the bracket

For like 30 minutes Oh they said he was on anus I was hoping he was on anus No declared himself a member Got Nick's number so he's going to join every week via Zoom Oh hell yes What were you doing on the bracket We were like debating things that make you feel old

And did he have some good options he had it's just like you have to pick between two options right oh yeah that's right that's right designed yeah no he was great shirts are up oh yeah we have new shirts oh here they are the real ones look that's a great i wanted to post it, but it looks almost too cocky. Like I got second place in a combine. Oh, yeah. No, I think you could post it. Fuck it.

That's a great shirt. The real ones. So funny. The real ones, no. What's your explanation if someone asks you what that is? I realize that people don't do that. People don't come up to you and ask you about your shirts. I wish people would.

Yeah? Yeah. It wouldn't be the worst tattoo to get. That would be kind of a badass tattoo. Like on your arm right here. Oh, my God. The problem is the times are going to change, and you might add new nfl

players for that soon like what an antoine walker joins that list like tyreek hill was down there with us right couldn't make a limit to the athletes that could be on there true true i think cam liking your sweatshirt was the bigger W for you. That was awesome. Passionate. He's the A$AP Rocky for sports dudes. Like, he, a fashion compliment is huge. Yeah. You had to be just, like, buzzing off of that. I was. He's number one.

I think that's the first person I'd want to, like, be like, yo, nice piece. Who, there's got to be an NBA player. Ariana. It's Shea Gildress. The hot girl. Oh, Shea Gildress, Alexander. Yeah. Yeah, he's got Kuzma in his big sweater.

Remember that? Yeah. That's groovy, bro. You weren't even – that was like a normal outfit for you. But I guess that's how groovy you are. Yeah. Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Give it up. Give it up. Oh, man. Brandon, how was the feedback from your interaction with Cam? Oh, yeah. I actually had Mississippi State reporters calling me and asking what it was about

and if I talked to them any further about it or if that was all it was. And I told them that was all it was. But it was, I don't know, like there was a lot of mississippi state fans that texted me and said he's lying you know uh they just won't let go of the hate i was i was in an uncomfortable spot where i i was very comfortable hating a man for 13 years and as soon as he sat down and was cool as fuck i yeah i didn't know what to do yeah he ruined it yeah so the dude in question booby he was our all-time leading rusher he was our running back for four

years uh legend in mississippi he is a legend but that was his last game the one that cam attended was his last game in mississippi state he got in the mix on twitter and even claimed that his uncle is like that oh he verified it oh he verified anthony dixon booby dixon um he verified say my uncle's like that not only said that he said my uncle's a hall of fame softball player and he loves keeping it real or something like that and that's a hundred percent true and then he said that was i remember that that was a good night something like that so he did verify it he did say there's there's more to the story all right lol i got all right uh the original tweet is boobyobie Dixon is a dog.

Hill State camp took the easier route where he knew there was no competition. It paid off for him in Auburn. Nuff said, Unc was just saying how it was messing around. Wish I could have been there. And then his uncle said, LOL. Oh, that's Anthony Dixon. That's Anthony Dixon. LOL, I got one of them uncles that's in the softball hall of fame.

He get paid to travel the world. You can't tell me ain't Willie Mays. It was definitely a good night. and oh, I got one of them uncles that's in the softball hall of fame. He get paid to travel the world. You can't tell me ain't Willie Mays. It was definitely a good night. They should bring me on the show so I can tell my side. It's only right. I'm the truth too. Yeah.

I love it. He inferred that it's that happened. Yeah. Like that. His unks like that. He's like that. Yeah. Be like that. It do.

Yeah. It do be like that. It do be like that. Boobie Dixon is an all-time football name too yeah well that was uh there was a five-year period where every running back was named booby yeah there was this friday night light friday night light ease me into that transition of breast name a simpler time yeah there were from 2004 2012 half of the running backs in america had the nickname booby i like that yeah Boobie Gibson on the Cavs.

Yes. I want someone to be like Titty Johnson. Titty could work. Wait, no, we said Boobie Miles. Boobie. Titty Johnson. Titty Johnson. Titty Johnson.

With Ds. TJ, let's go through the list. Just Google, like, best boobies. Boobies. Yeah, just Google boobies. TJ, pull up boobies. Let's just kind of go through it. Best boobies or all boobies? Just biggest boobies. Biggest, yeah. Biggest boobies. TJ, pull up boobies. Best boobies or all boobies?

Biggest boobies? Biggest boobies? Big old boobies. I got unforgettable boobies. Yeah, let's do that. Unforgettable boobies. I remember when I first got access to a computer. This is a funny word for Tuesday.

It's a great word. Are you still using boobies i don't know boobies boobies is like like you gotta be like 12 yeah you gotta be you never say boobies if you if you want to touch them no no no you don't say you want to touch them they're no longer boob i don't know that you say it to another person do you know but i think you i think boobies is like the minute you want to you're sexually attracted to boobies they become tits yeah right that's true you gotta be like a fat 10 year old yeah right you're like oh i saw your boobies and they don't know they don't actually want to touch them they just know that it's like it's a good point yeah boobs boobs also you can say yeah boobs might be adults can say

boobs yeah yeah adults can say boobs like when like a married couple who like, oh, I want to touch your boobs. But if you say boobies, you're just inherently happy. Yeah. No, yeah, because you don't want them. Yeah, boobies is funny. Yeah, boobies is a happy word. You don't want the boobies. You just acknowledge that they're boobies.

You're thinking of boobies. But no one's ever been like, she's so fucking hot, I want to suck on her boobies. Yeah, I want to. Not sexual, yeah. I want to put my dick in between her boobies right now so bad. I need those boobies. But no one's ever been like, she's so fucking hot, I want to suck on her boobies. I want to put my dick in between her boobies right now. So bad. I need those boobies in my mouth. I want a boobie fucker. Your boobies look great in that dress.

Boobies. Boobies. Who said that? What a great word. What's the dick equivalent of boobies? Weenie. That's good. Wiener.

Wiener. I think wiener is, yeah. My son calls it his hot dog. Look at my hot dog. I'm like, put it away. Do an eye. Hot dog. Hot dog.

Yeah, what's the equivalent? Like, would you, I think it kind of actually the similar in a weird way it's reversed but like when you're a kid maybe you learn like vagina but then when you want it it's pussy yeah when you want i don't want when you want it yeah you don't want no no when you need it it's pussy it's pussy yeah i'm trying to get vagina tonight yeah doesn't boys get some vag that actually kind of works. It does work. Vag. From pee-pee to dick?

Pee-pee is a good one, yes. Yeah. That's what my mom would call it. Put your pee-pee away. Yeah. I've never, my pee-pee didn't grow enough to ever become a cock. I don't think I have a cock. You have a penis. Yeah, I have a penis or a dick.

But like a cock, you need a big one. The fat before cock is always implied. Yeah. You still say it sometimes. Yeah, it's silent. It's a silent fat. It's a silent fat. But it's always a fat cock.

Yeah. Cock is a cocky word. Most of all, cocks. I'm going to whip out my cock and it's just like a little. No, cock's a hammer. Yeah. You got a cock. You got a piece on it.

Yeah. Yeah, I've never had a cock. Fat fucking cock. I'm cockless. Yeah, I'm never had a cock. Fat fucking cock. I'm cockless. Yeah, I'm 100% cockless. Been all my life. I got a pee-pee weir. Yeah.

Boobies. I got a fat pee-pee. Yeah, that doesn't work. Oh, I got to check my titties. Got to see if he's... Your boobies guy? Yeah, he sends them about 11.30 every day. Brandon was dropping uh yep was dropping uh skin no was it busty petite in the car a college football weekend on a saturday

the car was cracking up i was said because you said busty petite yeah i was sitting in the front being like that's kb's but that's okay no i told him i sitting in the front being like, that's KB's, but that's okay. No, I told him. He did after a while. I was like, yeah, that's KB's. They kept saying, you watch a lot of porn. I said, no, Kyle says that. I just hang out with KB. I stole that from one of the foremost categories of pornography.

Yeah, but you created your own category in Fat Colossals. Fat Colossals, yeah. Fat Colossals. Yeah. Flat Colossals. Flat Colossals. Flat Colossals. Sorry, Flat.

Flat. Flat Colossals is a term for tits fat girls with no titties yeah fat girls with not bad i think more tall really tall big bigger not fat broad strong like strong safety can't i mean don't get me wrong they could very well be fat in fact majority of flat colossals are fat right medically but they don't have to be fat. They don't have to be. Okay. So if she's like 6'4". Yeah, automatic.

Yeah. Flat Colossal. Flat Colossal. So there's flat Colossals on the beach volleyball tour. Probably. They're a little too slim, I think. Yeah, they're too slim. You can't be super slim.

You're not Colossal if you're like 6'4 or 6'5? You have to be technically. Would you consider like Wembinana colossal? Yes. I would, yeah. He's 7'5. He's so tall. He's so tall.

Colossal, to me, I need some girl. Like Shaq? He's colossal. Yeah. Does anyone in the WNBA have boobies? I'm sure there's boobies. You could get Jerry back on and ask him. I bet you they're bigger than you'd think too

yeah i just feel like every girl basketball player i've ever seen it just the jerseys what it has to just suck to have to shoot with them yeah they tie those things up they yeah they just got very tight sports bras on yeah you ever seen that you ever seen a female swimmer after they no no tighten everything up they tighten everything after what when they let it go what do you what do you when what context are you talking about i've you never seen some uh some i don't watch like well like a female swimmer hops out of the pool and takes her top off in 2008 maximum magazine did a spread where it showed them in their swimming suits and then it showed them in not swimming suits and it was just you saw how restrictive the swimming suits are.

Okay. Yeah. Got it. So were these actual swimmers? Or are you talking about like a swimsuit issue where they hired? No, it was the actual swimmers. It was actual swimmers. Remember when the swimsuit issue did the painted on bikinis?

That was a seminal moment in my childhood. Yeah. Was that in your childhood? Yeah, that was like. I think they did that in like 2004. No, they did it earlier like 2004 no they did it earlier than that they did earlier than that maybe i'm not that like rebecca stamos no i feel like it was late 90s no i don't think it was late 90s i think it was like 2004 wasn't like tyra banks issue shit then it wasn't a seminal moment i was attracted to i mean it was a seminal moment yeah but no you can't it can't be the same i think that like wild i could be wrong too my boobies to tits moment was swimsuit issue

for sure like that was like these are that's that's different yeah that was looking at here that was my boobies moment that was your boobies those are the first time you're aware of boobies yes okay swimsuit you know what i think swimsuit was my boobies moment? Those are the first time you're aware of boobies. Yes. Okay. Swimsuit. You know what? I think swimsuit was my boobies moment and my titties moment. Yeah. I remember my dad used to have Sports Illustrated, and he would always, apparently, because I'd never seen the swimsuit issue before, he would always, like, hide it from me and my brother.

And then I remember checking the mail one year when I was, like, 13, and the swimsuit issue was in there, And I got to it before he did. And that was when I was like, these are tits. These are not boobies. I got in trouble in third grade for bringing the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to school. I had it in my backpack. And Elle McPherson had her titty out.

And I didn't know. I just had Sports Illustrated. Her titty was out? She had covered it up. 1999. I don't think so. I'm just looking right now. Sports Illustrated using AI for their articles.

Are we worried that's going to trickle over to the – do they still do the swimsuit issue, I guess? No, I think they stopped. No, I don't think they did. They still do it, don't they? They should bring back an AI swimsuit issue. It wasn't Angel Reese was in it last year. Oh, yeah, I retired at the right time.

Yeah. So I played Magnus Carlsen chess while you guys were playing checkers. I got the comprehensive Sports Illustrated all-time, like, encyclopedia. A few of the pages in the middle were dedicated to all of the swimming schools. Oh. I got my parents to buy me that. That's smart. Smart. It was such a funny me that. That's smart.

It was such a funny idea that once a year they'd be like, here are just tits. For no reason. Well, there was a reason. Porn wasn't easily accessible. No, no, no. Yeah, but for no... They had no good reason other than showing us tits. But it was a good reason. Last week it was like, have the Giants done enough

in the offseason to win the Super Bowl next year? And then this week it wasn't sports. But it was a good reason. Last week was like, have the Giants done enough in the offseason to win the Super Bowl next year? And then this week it's tits. Tits. Yeah. And it was awesome. They knew what they were doing. Yeah. And everyone loved it.

That was when you were like, girls like this exist? Like, you had no Instagram, barely any internet. Right. And you just get titties in the mail. Yeah. Like, there's more out there. Titties in the mail. What a time. Titties in the mail. Now you got to go you just get titties in the mail yeah like there's more in the mail what a time titties in the mail now you gotta go online for your titties there's titties everywhere it's so funny too because it's like when you think about the the

history of barstool like the biggest complaint dave had to deal with all the way back in the days he just was he was just very like straightforward like guys like sports and tits you're like like sports and tits. You know, like Sports Illustrated was doing it, but they were doing a classy one. They were doing a classy one. Like, remember Bleacher Report used to do that. When Bleacher Report first started, they'd just do slideshow of tits. Yeah.

They'd do, like, slideshow of wags. Yeah. Like, they'd be like, here's the hottest girlfriends. The hottest girl. Yeah, they would. I didn't even. Yeah. Dave was just the only one who was like, yeah, guys like tits.

Oh, every company. Yeah. Yeah. Leaned into sex. They would do something like that. Yeah. Yeah. That was.

Swimsuit edition. I mean, he was right. Cause I, I don't know about y'all. I do like tits. Yeah. Me too. I'm a fan. I'm in my titty era right now.

Are you? Yeah. I'm off ass. I like tits so much. I almost made it my last name, Brandon. Whoa. That's true. You think about that for a second. You're so close.

You think about that. I'm a famous tit guy. The only thing I'm missing from tits is you. There's a way to word it. Let me get you in between. Let me get you in the middle of tits that's that's good you plus tits equals me that's it that's the one hey sweet what what's the deal with nick today he tried to turn on his fireplace yeah apparently um his maintenance people are

over there right now because he tried to turn on his fireplace by himself and it didn't go well that's the update we have didn't go. He didn't open the flue. Oh, shit. So he just got toxic fumes all up in his apartment. Yeah, he didn't open the flue. I can almost guarantee that's what he did. Yeah, he 100% didn't open the flue. He didn't open the flue, and then all this shit just came into his house.

You got to open the flue. Everyone opens the flue. You open the flue. You know what to do. Open the flue. Open the flue. Is that where Santa comes down? Yeah.

Yeah. If you don't open the flue, Santa won't come down. Okay. Got to let the smoke in the air out. Just walk with food across the court i really want to see antoine walker do this can we have jerry do it yeah well connor's i was gonna wait because connor's on connor is sitting watching the yak but he's outside of the door that antoine walker will come out of his own uh walker on walker watch got it yeah that's kind of the door that Antoine Walker will come out of. His own Walker Watch. So he's on Walker Watch. Got it.

Yeah, that's kind of funny. We're going to have Brandon and Walker on. Oh, we don't. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. So what are you saying? We're bringing Brandon and Walker.

We don't need you anymore. Yeah. We'll just get Brandon Marshall and Antoine Walker. Well, yeah, if you could get those guys full time, that would be a smart move. But I don't think you're going to be able to get them full time. You're redundant. But I'm here every day. Actually, you're more efficient.

Yeah. Yeah, one guy. You are more efficient. Two black dudes equals one white Brandon Walker. That's what you're saying? Is that it? I think some racism could be implied there somewhere. Yeah.

You going to quit the dozen now? Quit the dozen? Oh. What was that? I thought that was just what it yeah. You going to quit the dozen now? Quit the dozen? Oh. What was that? I thought that was just what. Kirk Minahan quit the dozen. I don't know why. Let's show respect.

Somebody called him racist. Kirk is a three-time, two-time champion? No, he's a one-time champion. Three-time MVP? No, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. He's up with those awards.

So put some respect on his name. I will never put some respect on his name. Yeah, you should be happy. You're happy about this, right? Yeah, you finally can win. The path has keep up with those awards. So put some respect on his name. I will never put some respect on his name. Yeah, you should be happy. You're happy about this, right? Yeah, you finally can win. Yeah, the path has opened up for you. That's true. And now when Brandon wins, you'll be like, well, you never would have won.

None of us care. Yeah. You care. You all care. Stop with that bullshit. Stop with that bullshit. Not the same way you do. I care for effect.

Yeah, so you basically have to win. This is like when MJ, you know, you're going to win the Rockets. Yeah, you're going to win the Rockets championships. That's fine. Hakeem Olajuwon's in the Hall of Fame. Nobody's like that about Hakeem. I just did it. He's a top 15 player of all time.

15? Hakeem, yeah. Nah. Yes. It's sad that you. He has how many MVPs, how many championships? Two championships, probably two MVPs, maybe just one. I think two.

He might have won back-to-back those years. I don't know if he won back-to-back. I think he won one. David Robinson won one. Yeah, so I think just maybe one. Just the one. Steve, you got your pick of the year. Somewhere else. But it is sad that you can't beat him, and now he's going to retire.

I'm one and one against him. I can beat him. No, but when the lights are on. They beat us by one. We beat him in the regular season. He beat us in the playoffs. Two times. No, one time.

Yeah. Yeah, 94. That's a hell of a fucking career. Do you think Kirk is fully retired? No. I think he's doing a dramatic show like he always does. You should get Brandon Marshall and Antoine Walker on your team, and you can call it Brandon Walker.

Try that. Might be the best idea I've ever heard. Yeah. Yeah, get rid of PFT and Fran. Maybe that's what you need to do. Team Brandon Walker. Team Brandon Walker. now we're talking okay done working on it so yeah you should be very happy today that kirk is retired no he's your last i want to beat him though yeah if kirk if kirk uh started the live tour of trivia and was a direct competitor with the Dozen, do you continue on the Dozen path and try to win Dozen championships,

or do you go join his tour so you could beat him? What's more important to you, winning the Dozen championship or beating Kirk? Well, we built the Dozen, so I would stay with the Dozen. Sounds like you're scared. So it sounds like you are scared of Kirk. We built the Dozen, so I don't want to be. Yeah, exactly. We knew he was scared.

We built the Dozen. It's very clear you're scared. We're staying with the Dozen. I'm a Dozen guy. Okay, so I was scared. Don't want to be. Yeah, exactly. We knew he was scared. We built the dozen. It's very clear. We're staying with the dozen. I'm a dozen guy. Okay, so we got our answer. Yeah, makes sense. Makes perfect sense. No spoilers, but Kirk is a wild boy.

He's one of the most entertaining guys in the world. I didn't know his game like that. When he gets going, it's must-watch TV. Him, Jerry, Rico, oh my god. They're good at what they do. It's been phenomenal. It's an incredible, incredible series.

So, Kirk and Rico are just assholes. Yeah. No debate. That's all we're saying. No spoilers. That's not a spoiler. If you've paid attention to Marcel, you know that. No, they are. Rico. I think not a spoiler. If you've paid attention to Marcel, you know that. I don't. No, they are.

Rico. I think Kirk Minahan would sit here and say. Kirk is. Rico not as much. Rico's a huge asshole. Rico. Rico's the worst person we've ever seen. Rico has emotional. No, I think it's flipped.

I think. Kirk would sit here and say Kirk is an asshole. No. Yeah, but I. He's good at being an asshole, though. That takes years of experience. I think Kirk is an asshole. Yeah, but I— He's good at being an asshole, though. That takes years of experience. I think Kirk is a good person. I agree.

But I don't 100% know if Rico's all the way there. I think that's a sign of—he has—he can't control his emotions. Yeah. I think Kirk is in full control sometimes. Yes. Kirk is always in control. I think he knows what he's doing. Well, actually, no, I shouldn't say that

because when he, no spoilers, when he said he wanted to burn down Jeff D'Lo's house, that was an all-time clip. He did say that. Yeah. I think he meant it. I believe him. Yeah, in the moment, I think he meant it.

Yeah. Why not? But Rico, again, He still means it. Rico, him. Yeah, in the moment, I think he meant it. Yeah. Why not? But Rico, again. He still means it. Rico, no spoilers, but the toothpaste thing. Oh, yeah. That had me cracking up. That's...

That's collateral. That's hilariously psychotic. Yes. It was so funny. Yes. It was so funny. And it makes no sense. It was like a dog coming back with a rat.

He tried to sell it, too. What tells you in your mind to do that? Like I know what I'll do. I'm going to steal their toothbrushes. And their toothpaste. And there'll just be some stinking ass breath having dudes. And then we win. What will they do?

Yeah, it's like step one. No, it wasn't we'll win. No, I know. He was stealing them after he got eliminated. So he wasn't going to be around to see the. Wait. Right? No, he hasn't been't been eliminated no that was his hypothetical that was his hypothetical came up with his mind yeah he decided if you guys vote me out i'm taking your toothbrushes yeah yeah and then no spoilers

no spoilers but uh yeah but also other everyone packed their toothbrushes right like you packed your own yeah if you didn't and if you're your own toothbrush. If you didn't, you're kind of filthy. And if you didn't, and you forgot yours, and Rico stole all the toothbrushes, you could just get one around the corner. We're allowed to leave. But you could just, like, order. Tell the producer, go get me a toothbrush.

Yes, you could. Someone stole the toothbrush. Easily do that. Some person. Very slight annoyance. Someone stole the toothbrushes. I doubt anyone knew there were toothbrushes around. Like, you know what I mean?

Like in the bathroom. That's so... He's a wild guy. He's a wild and crazy guy. He's been the star of the show so far for me, Rico. He's a wild and crazy guy.

Yeah, same. It's been very, very good. No spoilers. Incredibly good. Yeah, he wants to Snooki at it. He kept on walking around. Yeah, he wants to Snooki at it. He kept on walking around being like, I want the Snooki season one at it.

What does that mean? What does that mean? Like she was a star. I was like, Rico, you're going to be like this. You were built for these moments. Don't worry about it. You're going to look like Rico, and it's going to be must-watch too.

Yeah. I want to be Snooki. Steve, any BTS juice behind the scenes yeah that would be what that stands for another K-pop band do you know anything that

we don't maybe is what I'm asking about Surviving Barstool yeah no spoilers but what can you tell us about maybe something we missed we didn't get to see about surviving Barstool? Yeah, no spoilers, but... Yeah, no spoilers. What can you tell us about... Maybe something we missed, we didn't get to see? Did we talk about this before? I don't recall.

We were just talking about it for a while. Leading up to that question. What's happening to me? Nobody... TJ just asked me. Nobody knew about the toothbrushes, so just i was just talking about in gen anything that happened literally one anecdote behind the scenes that anything edited out that should have been put in i'm trying to remember did we talk about this this morning if i if we did i totally forgot

wait what's he all right oh, man. If you say it, I'll corroborate whatever you say. We should just stop talking about it because people are going to, they infer everything about spoilers. What's going on? Steven's having trouble. He's having a breakdown as a human being.

But I can say anything. People are now claiming that I said that. Well, we'll say no spoilers. Rico's in the show right now. What are we talking about? No spoilers, but just tell us. I'm talking up to episode two that has aired. Yes, but people pick apart everything we say and then try to infer a spoiler from it

and then blame us so we should just not talk about it. Yeah. It's just going to be a... That's fine. Yeah, I just wanted to know if Steven saw anything that happened. It was interesting that we didn't get to see, but we can wait. Oh, as far as what get to see but we don't we can wait oh as far as what yeah we can wait no i mean it's the whole you could not have there's a cheating scandal that aired last night and uh holy shit kyle you asked the most open never mind

never mind yeah yeah let's move on. Never mind. Let's move on. Let's do the high noon ad read. I got it, Dan. No, you can't. Hold on. I need a second. It's time to load up the ice and break out the oversized long games because the high noon game day pack is back. It includes limited edition fan faves, pear and cranberry,

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for what was a week filming this reality show is there one anecdote you can share with us from behind the scenes a lot of people have a lot of weird sleep issues okay there we go we got there yeah good hey that was also in the show yeah well i i don't know that all of that was shown like rico having night terrors was a thing uh in the bunk that i was in the first night i think like three people had like sleep talking things anyone ripping like steamy hot farts not that i can recall okay but uh feidelberg is like the worst apparently the worst snore yeah he's a very bad snore he got uh a sleep mask and he thought that it was going to be, or no, he thought it was sleep tape to shut his mouth,

and he accidentally brought nose strips instead, so they didn't work. So, I don't know. There were just some very weird behind-the-scenes, like sleeping issues and, like, after-dark issues. Okay, good job. Hold on, we got this. Yeah, we got it, we got it. I thought KB was referring to specific yeah no and you got your

pick of the year tonight uh i don't want to call it it's a make-up it's five it's five plays on one guy five plays on one guy yeah two what if that guy doesn't do well i have full confidence he will when do you drop in that pick? Have you already dropped it? Pretty soon. I'm making the graphic now. That's a Bukkake pick. I'll drop it right after the show. If you have five plays on one guy, it's got to be your pick of the year.

Steve, go for it. You do. It's five different picks. Did you say pick of the year? Sure. It's my play of the year. Play of the day. Damn. You going to ride, KB? I mean, there's my play of the year. Play of the damn. Damn.

You going to ride, KB? I mean, there's several things that I can't tie to one. There's one main pick and there's two ladders. Damn. I like it. It's going to be fun. But I've been ice cold, but I feel supremely confident. We'll see.

Ice cold. I could go four and one. I could go three and two. I could go two and three. One and four. Good. Oh, and five. Five and oh. Five and oh is what we're hoping for. I can go three and two. I can go two and three. One and four. Good. Oh, and five. Five and oh.

Five and oh is what we're hoping for. I think that's probably. You do five pushes? Yeah. You go three, one, and one. They're all half lines. Okay. No.

It'll be fun. All right. If you win. Certainly. Yeah. It will not be fun if you lose. Mark, I'm going to ask the question that I tried to yell over the balcony. Oh, no.

Oh, no. You yelled at him? No. He was throwing a hypothetical at me, and he was halfway through, and I was like, I don't care. Now you've got a captive audience. Now you have to listen. For one year, what would you rather give up of these hot things? Boobies?

That's about the point. I thought you were kidding. China. Hot showers slash baths slash hot tubs. Hot water. Hot food. Or hot sex. Which is any good sex.

Well, no, that's not true. There's definitely sex that's not hot sex. I've never had hot sex in my life. Yeah, hot sex seems like that's not true. There's definitely sex that's not hot sex. I've never had hot sex in my life. Yeah, hot sex seems like that's fantasy land. Hot temperature-wise? What is the prompt? Hot water or hot food, then? That's what we're at? You have to give up what?

Yeah, let's eliminate hot sex, because I think that's the easiest one that you could easily do. Does Jay think he has hot sex? I'll just have the same sex I've been having my whole life, which is not hot. Yeah. Just sex. Hot sex?

It's in front of the camera. I don't like a dude saying hot sex. Yeah, I know. Hey, babe, you want to go have some hot sex? Or you ask her after, was that hot sex? Jay just found a way to make, remember we were talking about a couple weeks ago, how no matter what, if you ever get your sexing exposed, it's cringeworthy. He just sexted out loud.

Yeah, he did. Hot sex. You'd see Anthony Weiner be like, I'm thinking about the hot sex. I need your boobies right now, so I'm thinking about some hot sex. Hot sex. I will say this. Hot sex. I would love for you to ask.

What the fuck? What is going on right now? It's in phrases like good sex. Could you ask Antoine Walker or Brandon Marshall when they get here? Hot sex. They have hot sex. What the fuck is hot sex, bro? I'm the weird one because I have enjoyable sex.

No, no, no. It's the word hot sex. Tease me all you want. No, no, no. It's not that. It's the word hot sex. Tease me all you want. You didn't. No, no, no. We're not. Tease you. Let's just clarify here. We're not teasing you because you're good at sex.

We're teasing you because you said the words hot sex. We actually do have hot sex because we get sweaty. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. But like, hey, Pete, you ever had hot sex? Yeah. Oh, Pete said yes oh he said yes he said yes hot sex okay what is your answer wait wait but after do you say like man that was some hot sex no it's implied like damn that was

really hot when you have it when you've had hot sex. What percentage of your sex having is hot? Hot sex. Pretty good. Pretty good. You're pretty high on the hot sex? You're talking letter grades, yeah. What's your clip? Are you like Tony Gwynn?

You ever have cold sex? Like 3.30? You a better gambler or hot sex haver? Ooh, hot sex haver. But you're hitting at more than half your bets. Yep. More than half your sexes are hot?

Yeah. Hot sex haver. I just imagine like... Is that at name available? Hot sex haver? That's got to... I don't want to be this guy, but I got to. You're married. He's having hot sex, Robert? That's got to. I don't want to be this guy, but I got to. You're married.

Yeah. He's having hot sex. Married people past three or four years don't have hot sex. Not Che. He's having hot sex. Brother, you're doing it wrong.

Don't disagree with that. He's having hot sex. Che, do you role play? I generally don't comment, but I can just say no on that Okay you can say no Oh my god Just like imagine like coming back

In college You come back like the next morning Your boys are like hey you have sex Yeah was it hot Yeah It was so hot I had the hottest sex last night Did Antoine come out, Connor?

Okay, all right. So, yeah, you want to set up? Yeah. Hot sex. All right, so what's the hype? Hot water or hot food? Sure. Hot food being spicy food or hot food being cooked food?

I'm not giving up hot water. Yeah, I think i would give up hot food i even so just a year of leftovers i can have cold food though that would suck kind of don't mind a lot of deli meat temperature yeah cereal cereal deli seal for i think i go i give up hot water before i give up hot i i'm in your camp i'd give up the water before I give up hot food. I'm in your camp. I'd give up the water. I could suck it up. Old Shaw, you'd give up the water? Yep.

A thousand percent. I know one thing I wouldn't give up. Hot sex. No. That didn't even enter my mind. I don't even know how I could make it through a day without hot sex. You guys telling on yourselves. Just have hot missionary sex. Yeah, Steve.

They're trying to clown you for that. No, we're not. They're not having sex. See, Jay, right? I am. No, we're not. Kyle, look at that man. No.

Tell me that that man is routinely fucking having hot sex. Jay, you're a grown man. You can dick down a woman, and they're trying to clown you for that. The clown is not the actual act. It's the phrase. I hit my play of the year. Let's have some hot sex. Hot sex.

It's the phrase, and it's the hubris. It's the belief that after you fucked, you're like, that was the hottest shit. That was hot. If we would have filmed that, you know the numbers we could have done on Pornhub? That was the hottest shit. That was so hot. That would be trending on Pornhub right now. Oh, my God. It was hot. That was so hot. That'd be trending on Pornhub right now. Oh my God, it was hot.

It was so hot. Hey, was that hot for you too? It was really hot for me. You know when you're about to have hot sex, you're like, oh, it's a hot sex night. It's not a cold sex. I don't want to ask any more questions. This might be worse than the behind-the-scenes questions.

This is something I don't want to have spoilers for. Che's a dog. He is. He's a dog. They spoiled Che's sex life again. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Oh, man.

Yeah, I'd give up hot food you could work around it i think you'd regret that no think about it you just go cereal like salad chinese leftovers you can't have a steak for a year you can't have hot wings sushi pizza you can't have pizza sushi you have cold pizzas delicious all right are you guys are you guys prepped to do a cold shower one to two times a day? You'd get used to it. I am. You should be. It's phenomenal. I can handle it.

And it gets way easier. I can handle it. I did it for three days last month. It would suck for like two weeks. Yeah. And then you'd be like, all right, I can take a cold shower. Is it that? Okay.

What is the cold shower cold plunge like what is it why i'll sum it down to this for me it um made me more comfortable with physical discomfort okay which translated to other areas of like working out yeah but i like being a pussy i like like being comfortable. Yeah. I like having no... It makes you more comfortable with things that are uncomfortable. But I don't... I avoid all things uncomfortable. I sit in chairs and couches

and that's it. It comes down to this. Long day, cold day. Would you rather go home and take a hot shower or have a hot meal? Hot shower. I could eat leftovers.

Leftovers are elite. In the microwave. How does soup play into this hypothetical? I think you can't eat no chili. You can eat leftover chili, which is also good. You're going to eat leftover chili cold? You don't warm it up at all? But can I eat hot chicken noodle soup?

It's liquid. Brandon does eat more than he showers, so that's why he puts a value on it. I shower one time a day. I eat at least three to four times a day. I guess you could just not shower. Yeah. I mean, I would still shower. It's just too cold.

Antoine. Antoine Walker. Antoine. What's up, man? You want to sit on down? We're live right now. Yeah. We're live on YouTube Twan's here How was

How was the show with Brandon? I was great I'm always on that show Yeah What were you guys talking about? We were talking Alright

Put on the headphones and we'll have So we had... What were you guys talking about? We were talking... All right. Okay, here we go. All right, yeah. Here we go. Put on the headphones, and we'll have Stephen, who's behind the glass, ask you the question. Ask the original hypothetical, Stephen. Oh, my God. Sure. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Oh, man. What's up, Antoine? I feel like I just walked into a trap, but I'm okay. No, we've been living in the trap, so you won't be asked to do anything that we haven't already done. Okay. All right. What would you rather give up for a year? Hot food?

Any type of hot food? Hot showers slash baths? Or hot sex? One year. Hot sex. Have you ever heard anyone refer to it as hot sex? Which one would I give up? Oh, no question. Do you as hot sex which one would i give up oh no question

do you have hot sex occasionally have you ever said the words hot sex no no you don't say that no one's no one will say yeah great sex you say great sex that was great sex yeah that's all good any type of good sex well no but you said hot said said hot sex. It's a weird thing, right? Yeah, hot sex is not good. Great sex is good. Great sex is really good. That's a tough question, man, to give up for a whole year. Maybe hot food.

I can eat cold sandwiches. That's what Titus and I are saying. I give up hot water. See, I don't have hot sex, so I would give up hot water instead of hot food. I want the food. I want the steak and the pizza. Kind of threw that in. Why you don't have hot sex?

You kind of threw that in real quick and then got off on it. Listen, this isn't about me. It's about the whole thing. Walker to Walker. Yeah. His name is Walker, too. He's Brandon Walker. So, I don't know.

I just choose hot food. I want a good hot meal at least two or three times a day. Yeah. I'll have it, too. I could take a sandwich for lunch. Yeah. We forgot about sandwiches. What are you going to do for dinner? I want a hot meal.

What about steak night? You got to have a steak night every now and then. Once a month is okay. Okay. Well. I'm not a cooker, though. It depends where I'm going. If I can get to a good restaurant that has a good steak.

Roof Chris is closed in Chicago. That's my spot downtown. You got to go way out to, I think it's Northbrook, to get a steak. So I'm not really. No big good steakhouses out there. I'm trying to think. What do you think about this office? It's pretty sick, huh?

This is dope. I like it. Yeah. This is pretty neat. How many times? Have you figured out, last time you were on, you were on Pardon My Take a couple years ago. Have we fixed the tweeting the pictures with the,

where you didn't crop it out? Remember that? We talked about that? Yeah, I figured it out. It's one had a run where he was tweeting pictures and yeah i didn't know how to take a screenshot of his photo album yeah i didn't know how to like i didn't know how to do it like that yeah you could see all the pictures yeah at the bottom yeah that's an uncle move yeah that's a big uncle i had a bad run

i loved it i was just like every time you dropped a new picture i was like oh shit Yeah, Ron. We're good. We straightened out. I'm strong now. We straightened out. I loved it. I was just like, every time you dropped a new picture, I was like, oh, shit. You got like a bonus picture. Yeah, right. My social media skills were down. Yeah, but they're back now. They're back now. I know how to post a picture and everything.

I love it. I love it. I know how to do it. So we have a challenge that Brandon and Cam Newton did yesterday. Yeah, look. Yeah, throwback classic picture. See? That's a great picture right there. But look at the bottom. Yeah, look. Yeah, throwback classic picture. That's a great picture right there.

But look at the bottom. Yeah. How awesome is that? You see the bottom part? Anything incriminating. Yeah, good thing you didn't take a dick. So that picture right there is crazy. So Jay-Z called me and was like, hey, yo, we playing against Fat Joe in the Rutgers.

And so Fat Joe's team has always dominated Rutgers up there. So he was like, yo, he put together a team. So it was McMeet, LeBron. I'm trying to think. It was like two other guys. We flew in to play in this game, and it got rained out. Oh, I remember. Didn't they make a documentary about this?

They talked about it. Okay, yeah. So they end up, it got rained out, the game did. So it never happened so we flew there i flew up in the morning early they picked me up on a tour bus like everybody in new york is hyped about this game and it just thunderstorm and they moved the game inside and i think what you saw online was uh lamar odom it was they had another game and we went to the gym and just watched that's where they got that picture from we all went to go watch Lamar Odom play

in another summer league game and that's how they got that picture so we all was there watching Lamar Lamar Odom put on a show he had a big score like 40-50 points we was all there sitting there watching the game but the game never happened the game you were supposed to do was it like a celebrity

game or what? No it was like for the championship of Rutgers like like me and LeBron. Jay-Z was trying to beef up his team. Fat Joe's always had the best teams, like Stephon Marbury. He's had all of them. So they get real basketball players. Oh, no. It was going to be a real game.

We came to play. I wanted to play in the Rutgers. I never did. Yeah. No, Chicago's got great summer leagues. And for people that don't know, we used to have have a really really good summer league back in the day um but it wasn't outside it was inside but our summer league was always really good you know michael chicago state kennedy king college you look at some michael jordan them used to play in this everybody played

in our summer league um but i wanted to play in the ruckus just for my own personal like yeah enjoyment like i say i did it yeah you gotta sing kobe when he had like yeah 60 that one time yeah and those guys yeah everybody they look incredible it looks like the funnest time ever yeah i just wanted i just wanted to say i did it yeah it looks so cool but that never happened for me yeah i didn't get to play um all right so we do have this challenge you want to try it what's the challenge though okay it's yeah we can show it jerry get jerry jerry will do it first yo you can decide you don't have to do it if you don't want to uh where's jerry all right get him up yeah yeah get him up how are you with say kicking a soccer ball or throwing a football uh kicking a soccer ball might be a football? Kicking a soccer ball might be a little challenging.

Yeah. Well, we all look bad doing it. Throwing a football, I might be okay. Yeah. I don't know. You'll watch Jerry do it, and then you decide. You don't have to. How's the jumper looking?

I haven't touched a ball in a while, man. Really? It's kind of, like, weird because I'm usually you in the gym and messing around all the time. But I haven't touched a ball in a while. How you doing? Hey, it's Jerry, Antoine Walker. Jerry, you want to gym and messing around all the time. But I haven't touched a ball in a while. How you doing? Hey, it's Jerry, Antoine Walker. Jerry, you want to –

Hey, Jerry. It's time for you to try to do the challenge. All right. Take off your jacket. It starts with the bags. So you got to get one in the cornhole. Then you are trying to score a goal on Malasek, who's coming down right now. And the soccer ball – then you are trying to score a goal on Malasek, who's coming down right now.

And the soccer ball, so the rule is you have to kick, you have to try to kick all three of those. Do we have another soccer ball, Brandon? Once you kick all four of them, you can score from any distance. So you can just try to get it in, like, whatever you want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you can just go right up to them and try to score. Is this something you guys do every show?

We do it with guests. We've all done it. So yesterday we had Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall do it. So there's the leaderboard. Two minutes? Yeah, is the best time. And then you have to hit a home run, throwing it to yourself. You just got to hit it above this line, the studio line.

Then you got to throw the football and hit one of the body armors off. And you have to get your rebound if you miss. So you have to, like, go and get the football. Then three-pointer, three-pointer. Sit in the chair, and there's a sporkle quiz. You got to get ten questions, which we'll help you with. Can I train for this? Yeah, you can train for it.

Yeah. You got to have me back on the show. Yeah, yeah. Antoine, what do you wish people talked about more, you being a big it. Yeah. You've got to have me back on the show. Yeah, yeah. Antoine, what do you wish people talked about more, you being a big man who could shoot before all the other big men could shoot, or the 96 Kentucky team being goat tier? Oh. That's a long question.

Yeah, what do you think needs to be talked about more? That's a great question. Because it became a thing, I would say the 96 team being the best college team ever. Yeah. You guys were loaded. Yeah. I think we don't get enough credit for that. You really don't. For some reason, at the pro level, people love arguing about GOAT stuff.

But in college... Some of the guys shoot threes now, so I don't care about that now. But that team and being a part of that team, and I know it's some great teams, but I think our team is the best team ever. It's nine pros. Yeah. Who was all on the team?

Myself, Ron Mercer, Tony Delk, Walter McCarty, Nazim Ahmed, Mark Pope, Jeff Shepard. Not enough credit 36-2 We won by a margin of 24 points a game I mean we lost the SEC We lost the SEC championship game

Because I talked back to Coach Patino During a timeout He benched me That was a good team to beat you, though. Mississippi State, yep. He's a Mississippi State team. Yeah, but I'm serious. I'm being a little biased, but I think he benched me.

If you watch that game, he benched me because in a timeout, got in a little heated confrontation with him. No way. What did he say to you? It was like a play or something. I reacted back to him. Back then, you don't talk back to Coach. He was just one of those type of things.

He was like, you done the rest of the game. Cost me my second. I could have had back-to-back SEC MVPs. I was having a great tournament, and we ended up losing. But we still was a one seed. We was a one seed before that, no matter what. Yeah, won the whole thing. We didn't care.

That's just how Coach P was. He was a disciplinarian. Yeah. It was cool because we ended up winning it all. Yeah. But I do believe our team is arguably the best college team ever. I just think the way we did it. Who did you guys beat in the finals?

They beat UMass and then Syracuse. Beat UMass, Syracuse. That's right. Oh, you were asking him. But we lost to UMass. Who's the guy, John Wallace? John Wallace on Syracuse. John Wallace.

Yeah. They weren't that good. That Syracuse team wasn't even that good. I remember John Wallace getting off the bus when he showed up to the Final Four with the net around his neck to the Final Four. Camby was on UMass. That was the Camby. Yeah, that Camby was good. They beat us earlier during the season, like second game of the season.

Oh. So we got our revenge. Damn. That was a good team. No, I always try to fight for our college team because I think we get overlooked sometimes. Yeah. 96 Wildcats are my favorite college team. You watching the Cats now, this team?

Yeah, watched them last night. Reed Shep or Jeff's boy? Oh, my God. Talk to Shep. I talked to Shep. They played in Chicago, you guys know, two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw you there.

Yeah, Michigan State. So Shep was there. His son is doing real well. It's actually great to be a kid that grew up in Kentucky, missed the basketball, and then you get a chance to see him play. Yeah, I like this team. They're fun to watch. Yep.

So one of my best friends is the assistant coach he left illinois and went over uh over there he's one of the biggest he's done a great job of recruiting oh nice um so he that i'm on top of me being invested with the school i'm even more invested yeah my friend for 25 years so to see him have success is great. He'll be a head coach and you'll hear about him in about another year or two. He'll be a head coach. Who's this? Ronald Coleman. He's from Chicago. They call him Chin Coleman, but he's been doing a lot of bringing in

the big stars there. The big time recruits. Stu Feiner, Antoine Walker. I just saw Stu. Yes. I didn't know he was going to be on the show. You was doing all types of things. You got to get Stu in the.

Oh, we'll have Stu do this. Oh, yeah. So, Antoine, we'll do it when you come back. Oh, yeah. But you want to, I want you to watch this. All right. By the way, I did text you. I don't know if you changed your number.

No, no, I got it. Oh, you got it. All right, good. So, then we'll get you back here. All right. Ready, Jerry? All right. Three.

No, you got to drop the bags. Drop the bags. Three bags three two one go oh no oh no you're fine jerry arms oh no he's not there we go there you you go, Jer. All right. Soccer. Alisek. Oh, that was smart. New strat. Oh, no. Jer, you can go closer now.

You can go closer now, Jer. How did Brandon fall into this role of like chaperone? He loves it. He's so passionate about it. Jer, go close. Come on, on jerry oh this is where everyone falls apart goalie's good yeah yeah he's playing defense yeah oh yeah oh oh you gotta kick it jerry oh no brady come on in oh there you go you go. Goal. Goal. Now you got to hit one.

It's too fun. Oh, there it is. Nice bomb. Football. Football. Football. Football. He pissed.

I have to go to the school right now. I got to go kiss some babies. We were saying that. What's going on? Did they break my record? No, you don't have the record. In the school? I had the record. If the school did something to you, you're a friend of mine.

You have the pro-athlete record. It's not babies. You beat my record. That's pretty big. Jerry's going real slow. Jerry's going real slow. We were saying that you guys, Brandon and Antoine, you guys. I was your guest.

You didn't give me a sandwich. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Go get one. No, I'm kidding. Antoine's food is over there. Oh, okay. Perfect. Oh, okay. All right. Three-pointer, three-po sandwich. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Go get one. No, I'm not. Tuan's food is over there. Oh, okay. Perfect.

Oh, okay. All right. Three-pointer, three-pointer. Let's go, Jerry. There we go, Jerry. Oh, wet. I like that. I like that.

He's wet. Oh, he needs a microphone for the... He can... I'll just get up. Come on, Jerry. He is underwater, by the way, right? All right, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. He is unemployed, by the way, right? All right, yeah.

All right, we'll see you, B. Marsh. Everyone go to City Winery tonight. Brandon and Cam have a live show called I Am Iconic Tour. Go check it out. There's still some tickets in Chicago tonight. It's going to be great. You've got to come back, Brandon. He'll be back.

This is awesome. Yes. I see why you came home. Yes. I mean, listen, it's because he's been here two straight days. All right, Jerry, come on. Oh, my God. This is bad. This is getting bad, Jerry.

He hit his first shot. I know. He might be a real one. Cut your hair? He could be a real one. I did still. Yeah. Oh, Jerry.

All right, come on. Sporkle, Sporkle, sit down, sit down. Sit right here. Go, Jerry, go. All right, Jerry. Come on, Jerry. Eight National League MLB teams with red in their logo. You could do that one.

Nationals, Reds, Cardinals, Diamondbacks? Seven receiving yard leaders for the 2007 New England Patriots. Say it again? Seven receiving yard leaders for the 2007 New England Patriots. No. NHL teams named after weather. Pretty good. Avalanche? That's a gravel.

I guess. What a category. Pixar movies that start with a vowel. No. Okay. No. Stay with the National League. You need four more.

Top nine selling candies for Halloween 2020. Reese's Pieces. Twix. Oh, ten largest fast food chains. Wendy's, McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's. Yeah, let's get off Reese's. I don't think you're going to make it.

Go McDonald's. Get off Reese's. Get off Reese's. Yeah, McDonald's. Yeah, let's get off Reese's. I don't think you're going to make it. Go McDonald's. Get off Reese's. Get off Reese's. Go McDonald's. Wendy's, he said as well. Wendy's. Snickers. One more.

One more, Jerry. One more. Oh, no. Put an apostrophe. What's the other categories? Wendy's. Oh, my goodness. Come on.

Read the categories. Fast food chains. Fast food chains. McDonald's. Taco Bell. He did Taco Bell. Just said them. Coffee. Wendy's. Oh, my goodness. Come on. Read the categories. Fast food chains. Fast food chains. McDonald's. Taco Bell. He did Taco Bell. Just said them. Coffee.

Wendy's. Coffee included. Yeah, just come on. Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah. Colors. Starbucks. Scooby-Doo fruit snacks.

There you go. Starbucks. That should do it. All right. There we go. All right. Good job, Jerry. 406.

Four minutes and six seconds? Yeah. What's the record? 201. All right. Well. Oh, my God. 201. It's the record? 2-0-3. 2-0-1. All right, well. Oh, my God. 2-0-1.

It was great seeing you, man. It did. You got to come back. I'll hit you up. We'll come back on part of my take, and then you got to train for this challenge. We'll get you on the challenge. Yeah. I think I can do better than four minutes.

You got stuck right there on that. Yeah, I mean, the goalie thing was. The goalie's good. He had a good strategy. Yeah. He's an Olympic-level goalie. Take me out. Oh, man.

That's a good job, Jerry. Good try. That's my last YAC challenge ever. Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Stu, what's up? Did you see Tom Kennedy just got off the practice squad?

He's been playing against the Saints this week. Oh, wow. Let's go. Farmingdale's finest, greatest athlete from Farmingdale High School. Shout out, Tom Kennedy. off the practice squad. He's going to be playing against the Saints this week. Farmingdale's finest, greatest athlete from Farmingdale High School. Shout out Tom Kennedy. Stu, you want to do the challenge? In these shoes? Yeah. I think we got to ask Stu the hypothetical.

Oh, no. That one's easy. No? Stu, yeah, you want to do the challenge in these shoes? You got other shoes? You go barefoot? What about after the show? Oh, you want to do the challenge in these shoes? You got other shoes? You go barefoot? What about after the show? Oh, we have to do it now, you're saying?

Yeah. I'll try. Go barefoot. Yeah, come on, Stu. It doesn't matter. Right. How you do is fine. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, come here.

Before you go out there, I want to ask you something. Do I start? What? How did you fall into this role as, like, facilitator of the ACT Challenge? Every time someone goes, you get up and you're like, they can't do it unless I run alongside them. Because I set it up yesterday and I was just up when Cam and Brandon Marshall started. Yeah, but you also were the record holder.

It just feels a little nefarious what you got going on. It's not nefarious. I mean, you guys let the record fall to somebody who didn't score a goal. So how could you accuse me of being nefarious? That's what I'm saying. You seem – I'm going to go. I don't like how –

Okay, I just don't like how – He's just like – He loves it. Yeah, he's just wheezing his way into like I'm going to sit in the sidecar for every attempt now. No, he embraces. All right, before we do that, quick ad read. Solo Stove, recently West Coast legend Snoop Dogg announced that he's done with smoke.

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All right, Stu, you ready? Ready. Wait, hold on. Okay. Ready Wait hold on Okay 3 2 1 Go

This is gonna be a debacle Oh no This might be a 6 plus This is gonna be a debacle Yeah The shoes are definitely a detriment I mean they're dancing shoes Come on Stu I don't mean, they're dancing shoes.

Come on, Stu. I don't know if they're running. There we go, Stu. There we go, Stu. He's fine. Oh, he's waddling. Not bad. Only took 15 seconds. Oh, shit.

Oh, not a bad shot. The laser. The laser, that. Look at these red shoes. And the Dorothys. Oh, damn. Oh, no. He hurt himself.

Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Get close. You can get close, Stu. You can get close. Oh, no. Oh, Malsex being nice.

Oh, nutmegged him. Whiffle ball. Oh, man. I love this. This is great. I can't believe Nick has the record. Oh no. Oh this could get tough. Could be bad. Yeah. Although he played all right. Okay. Contact. Okay. Come almost nice rip he's gonna need two hands you're right there stew just get just above this level just anything above the studio

oh man this is where it gets tough. There it is. Football, football. You might do this easy. No. Not a bad toss, though. Not a bad toss. Oh, man.

It's tough. What did he pull? His thigh? Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, boy is right.

Never forget, Cam Newton was trying to hit the bottle, and we felt bad for him. We said, you know what, Cam? Go ahead. I'm throwing a football. We gave Cam a pass. Three-pointer, three-pointer. He tried a few times, and then we finally just felt bad for him.

He still wants to be in the league. It was Cam Newton. We realized it's Cam Newton. Former NFL MVP quarterback Cam Newton. Oh, no. This is going to take a while, guys. Heisman Trophy winner. This is going to take a while.

Oh, this might not happen. This might not happen. This might not happen. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You can step in a while. Oh, this might not happen. This might not happen. This might not happen. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You can step in a little. Step in a little. Alright, Antoine. We'll see you, man. Thank you, man. I'll hit you up for sure.

Alright, Antoine. Appreciate it. Later, man. Oh, man. Stu. Oh, he started leaving. I don't know if he's gone yet. Guest shot from Antoine. Guest shot from Antoine. And Stu. Oh. He started leaving. I don't know if he's gone yet. Guest shot from Antoine. Guest shot from Antoine. Oh.

He's like so. He's so. So are we going to let this keep going? This is funny though. Because he's like. He's getting mad. He's getting really mad. He's making a noise every time he shoots.

He's got to go through a full rack. You can step in, Stu, if you need to. Do we want to go free throw? Step in. Free throw? It's like, how is he going air ball every time? It's actually almost, like, impressive. I just don't think he's getting enough. There's not enough push here.

This is great. You can step in, Stu. Oh, there we go. Oh. It made it there. Oh. Oh. Free throw, Stu. Free throw. Free throw, Stu. Free throw. Free throw. Free throw. free throw free throw

free throw free throw free throw free throw is he gonna airball this is he gonna airball this if he airballs this he's got a routine

he's so funny oh my god okay okay Stu's about to be a real one oh my god this is so good there it is oh no

lay up Stu lay up Stu how long do y'all think it can last? How is this possible? I'm starting to feel bad Other end Now do all that again Too hot

No make another layup Just make another layup Stu Well This is the guy that will kill your bookmaker Well. Oh, man. This is the guy that will kill your bookmaker. Mm-hmm. 618 is last place. Oh, he's – he might be going 10.

Oh. Oh, my God. This is so awesome. There it is. There it is. Come back. Come back. Come on.

All right, what do we got here? Eight warmest states in the United States. California. Arizona. Nevada. Oregon. Wyoming. Nevada. Oregon. Wyoming. Florida.

Georgia. What are you doing? How many have I got? Zero. Georgia territory. Georgia. Georgia. Three richest people in the world.

Louisiana. Elon Musk. Five fingers. Bill Gates. Is there five fingers? Five fingers. Name the five fingers. Thumb.

Pinky. Yeah. Pointer. Well. I don't know. Third finger. Fuck you, finger. Finger fuck your ass with it. I don't know what. Three you finger Finger fuck your ass with it

I don't know what Three more State center Warm Most common languages in the world Oh yeah Say that again Most common languages in the world

Oh Hindu Seven Oh man Seven MLB teams With the most World Series wins Yeah Yankees Uh huh

Cardinals Uh huh One more Pirates Seven MLB teams with the most World Series wins. Yeah. Yankees. Uh-huh. Cardinals. Uh-huh. One more. Pirates. Yankees. Yeah. Yay! Are you okay?

No. 639. I fucking thought I went out the minute I kicked the ball. I'm fucking hurt. Oh, no. I'm fucked. Your shooting display was incredible You want to do it again to try to get a better time?

No hot sex for you tonight I'd rather blow you on YouTube right now Than have you cum shot me I'm soaking wet I took a shower So not ready for this Sorry No listen don't ever be sorry Part of the game

No I'm a little sorry. He's sweating a lot. All right, well, you take a break, and we'll do advisors in a minute. Thank you. All right. Holy fuck! I really fucking... Oh, no.

Oh, no. I don't want an injury. But I'm fucking hurt. Stu gets injured pretty bad. Stu is the... Is that our first YAC challenge injury? Yeah. Well, he gets...

Ham Newton, KB, Delaney Walker, Will Compton, Zah, and Stu Feiner. Stu gets injured very easily, though. Remember, he was going to fight in rough and rowdy, and he started training in like two days of training. Oh, yeah, he did. He tore his bicep. Oh. Yeah.

That was great shooting display. The fact that he airballed the free throw after airballing all those threes was incredible. Incredible. The fact that he airballed the free throw after airballing all those threes was incredible. Incredible. How old is he? 64. He's moving pretty good. Yeah.

He's moving pretty good. Moving pretty good. Most common language is Hindu. I'm excited for Antoine Walker to train for this. Yeah. I don't know if he wanted to do it. I don't think he wanted to do it, Katie. I was being a little sarcastic.

The risk reward is, I don't think, dominantly risk. I would have not gotten alder tree. What's an alder tree? What's an alder tree? I don't know. I don't know. What's that for? The ten most common tree species in the world.

Alder, oak, sycamore, pine, fir, elm, willow, magnolia, birch, and cedar. Hindu. This was an easy one. Hindu was his answer. Most common language. Most common language. You were speaking English. The language is Hindi.

It's Hindi? Yeah. Oh, so he's right. No, it's still Hindi. He speaks Hindi. It's like saying the most popular language is China. Yes. He is the number one scorer over 50?

Yeah. Masters division. Well, no, Titus. No, yeah, yeah. You're not. All of my scores beat all your scores. Are you 50? You're not 50.

Are you going to be 46 this year? No, I'm not. Are you going 46 this year? No, I'm not. Are you going to be 47? No, I'm not. I'm 44. Oh. So, yeah, you're good. You're not 50.

Yeah, I'm 44. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be 45 in April. Yeah, that's a problem. I'm going to be 40 in 14 months. That's a problem. That's a while.

Yeah, that is a problem. Yeah, that's far enough away where it's not a big deal. No, it's coming. 39's a buffer Yeah that's far enough away Where it's not a big deal 39's a buffer I feel it coming It's bad Are you feeling better? Yes I've bounced back Every Thanksgiving this happens

Where my body just breaks down And I don't listen to it So yeah i feel i feel better although i did do i took nyquil last night and i took too much of it so then i woke up and like kind of high yeah it's kind of ruled it's scary yeah when you wake up and you're like what is he fuck am i kind of cool yeah should we let someone else do it should we spin the wheel and have one more person yeah someone like chef donnie could do damage yeah should we let someone else do it should we spin the wheel and have one more person do it yeah someone like Chef Donnie

could do damage yeah but he's gotta do it shirtless yeah shirtless yeah no I was saying spin the wheel

oh one of us yes yeah yeah we'll finish it off with one of us spin that wheel TJ I need you guys to stay in studio after to talk

add stuff to that that's TJ that was for the act listeners that was TJ reprimanding us did we get a Nick update? oh yeah what is our Nick update? I thought he'd be here by now

he did say he'd be a little late this is very late I don't know if this is late anymore a long enough period of time it's it's still a little late he did say can we do anus at four or five won't be in until then oh yeah oh wow okay oh damn one more i just did it yesterday you want to spin it again? Yeah, let somebody else try it. Give a shot at it.

Oh, yeah, maybe take everyone off until everyone gets to go again. That's actually a good idea. So if you go, you get taken off the wheel. You're off too then. No, no, I'm saying when we do this randomly, spin for someone. Like Brandon went yesterday, so he should have taken off the wheel. That way we all get a turn. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes sense. I don't want to do it. Now you got to. You got it. I'll do it. Stretched out pretty good. Big Cat.

Mom, beefy boy. The OG record holder, Big Cat. Yeah. How did this come about, by the way? Big Cat just one day decided to put those balls out. Yeah, on a Friday we had. It was a Friday. We didn't have much. We didn't have much. So we just all did it. So we just all did it. Yeah, on a Friday we had. It was a Friday. We didn't have much. We didn't have much.

So we just all did it. So we just all did it. Yeah, you were off doing your successful. I think you were off doing super, super successful. You were doing your actual job. Your actual job. Your secondary job of working here. Speaking of which, tickets.

Oh, yeah. Tickets for tomorrow night. Oh, yeah. All right. You good on the timer, TJ? Hold on. Let me set the camera. He said hold on one second.

Let him set the camera. Luke, where can they get tickets? Tickets at Laugh Factory's website. One show, 8 p.m. tomorrow night. A few tickets left. Nick hosting? Nick's debut hosting. Donnie's doing a set. Yep.

A bunch of us will be there in the crowd. And we ran through Nick and Donnie's set yesterday, and they are going to be very funny. I'm excited for that. I figured. Yeah. Yeah. All right, we good?

Yeah. All right, you ready? Yep. Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. I say oh, no after every first bag. Every one, go. Oh, no. I say oh, no after every first bag. Three times, yeah. The first bag doesn't go in, I say oh, no.

Ice cook. That's my promise to the American League. There he is. All right, soccer time. Every time. Maltex down and ready. Right at him. Right at him.

Oh, no. Jerry's strategy was good, but it does waste the ball. It does. With only three balls, too. Finish. Nice. Nice. Whiffle ball.

Oh. Oh, I popped it up a little bit, I think. Yeah. Oh, no. Take your time. You're good. Oh, you're close. Oh, shit.

We're at the camera. There it is. There we camera. There it is. There we go. Football. Nice. We should be on record pace here, boys. Yep. Just got to get these in.

Oh. You're on pace, Big Cat. Made the first one. We'll just have to relay. Yeah, I guess. Made the second one. Wow. Here we go.

Here we go. Wow. Got a minute. One minute. Sporkle. Sporkle Here we go. Here we go. Wow. Got a minute. All right. One minute. Sporkle. All right. Nine NBA champions.

Canadiens. Maple Leafs. Jets. Canucks. Flames. Oilers. Wow. Heat.

Lakers. Oh. Hmm. Warriors. Two more. Oh, my Warriors, Spurs. That's it. Wow. Holy.

Wow. Rushed it. 1-26. What up? Wow. There's the new bar. So two – making both baskets on the first. Boy, he goes – I hit both my baskets.

So big. Second football and then both first three-pointers. Yeah, that's huge. And then sped through the trivia. That was incredible. Tough to beat. Very tough to beat. Because even the lulls or the 10-second tops for cornhole.

I got lucky with trivia this time. It was probably the easiest sp of all time it was also i saw like the key is if your eye can catch a category right away that you can buzz down yeah that's gonna be tough to beat what's up those near flawless and you didn't want to do it i gotta put my sweatshirt back on because if i'm breathing heavy with a t-shirt on i look really really bad literally the only time save was what bags and soccer. The only way that could possibly be faster is if you hit a bag on the first try. Wiffle ball. Wiffle ball.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's going to be really, really, really hard to beat. First throw football is good. You're going faster than the cameras could go. Yeah, but that ain't good. Damn. Damn. Speed of cameras.

The cameras can only move so fast I wish I still had that You also knocked a camera out of commission How? You hit the wiffle ball directly Oh no way Into the camera too And it's just

Oh it's back Oh that's why she's up Yeah yeah yeah Nick said god fucking damn it I'm defending first thing tomorrow Yeah Nick gets a chance to defend Right As the record holder.

I knocked that camera out? Yeah, it was a blaze. Yeah, you hit it hard. Wait, what camera was I moving too fast for? The second shot? Yeah. I hit both right away. Swish.

I'll go on record. That's not going to be beaten until ever. The Ides of March. Wow. That's March. ever the ides of march wow yeah i think getting hitting both threes on the first shot is yeah i guess i hit my wiffle ball i feel good i feel good i don't think that's gonna be touched for a while nick's got no chance no shot Nick had his best performance of his life yesterday. He also didn't score a goal. Yes, he did. He didn't. But he called it.

I do like that he said he would have scored the next one, and then he actually did take another one after. It's in the score. Oh, he got stopped. He's like, yeah, but on the next one, it definitely would have gone in. If you go back and re-watch. We do. Next time Mincy's on, we'll have him because next one, it definitely would have gone in. If you go back and re-watch. We do. Next time Mincy's on, we'll have him because I want to see Mincy do it.

I just saw him lurking. Did you see that during Jerry's stream? Jerry was like mid-puke and Mincy just like on the far end, just like slowly walked out, just like looking at everything. Oh, I didn't see that. What was he doing? No idea. It was literally Jerry pukinging the cleaning crew and then mincy

just the creatures of barstool sports i loved it so much it's like night at the museum yeah should we spin the real wheel i forgot about that they're saying i didn't hit the shot tj because they don't have proof oh you hit you hit it. Being annoying. You hit it. He hit it. The proof is these guys watching that I'm competing against. He hit it. Yeah, we spin the wheel. Sorry, people try to tear me down all the time. In fact, even though it was on camera, as soon as you hit it, we announced when you hit it. That's true.

You guys reacted. I'll get the footage. You guys have no... Oh, you get the footage. Great. And you guys have no benefit of letting me go fast. Which professional athlete will be good at this? Julian Edelman.

Yeah, white receiver. Yeah. Like active? You think active players would do this too? There is an element of you have to go balls out for it. You have to care. I think Chris Paul would do that. Brandon Marshall, part of the reason. Yeah. There is an element of you have to go balls out for it. You have to care. I think Chris Paul.

Brandon Marshall, part of the reason. He cared deeply, and he dives in to do the sparkle, and he's ripping through it. Yeah. And it's got to be like you have to be. It's the perfect challenge where you can't. It doesn't matter if you're awesome at basketball. Yeah.

Because you have to be able to hit a wiffle ball. I still think Derrick Rose would be good at it, though. Yeah. M. I do. Mookie Betts. The dude from LeBron James. Messi? LeBron James. Messi? The dude from Dude Perfect would get this in 28 seconds.

You're talking about the purple hoser? Yeah. That's Garrett, dude. He wouldn't do it. He's terrible. Who's Tyler Tony? He's the main guy. Oh, yeah.

Beardo. I don't like him. His name is Tyler Terry? Tyler Tony. Tyler Tony? Garrett Hilbert is the uh purple hose purple hoser and then cody is the tall guy cory and colby are the twins we should challenge them dude perfect we'd get rocked you think we get smoked well they do i mean they heavily edit their stuff oh they still got it we show all of our misses yeah we're raw yeah We're as raw as it gets

Alright yeah Spin the wheel I'll be out of breath For a while I'd fuck the purple hoser up I just want that on record Okay Fuck you

It's on record Oh give it to us We have to come up With our wheel by the way Fuck Keep forgetting Friday Friday deadline Okay Come up with our wheel, by the way. Fuck. Keep forgetting. Friday. Friday deadline.

Okay. Come up with your wheel slice that can be done if we hit it. All right. Are we doing Fella Friday this week? So much. Yes. That's a lot of homework for Friday. That's a lot of Friday homework.

I'm just asking. I want to be prepped. And we have Nikki's report, too. Oh, let's do it. Yeah, we'll do it next Friday. Okay. That works. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow is the wipe-off? Tomorrow is the wipe-off. Oh, my God. What an event. I can't believe that's happening. That is. TJ, are you going to be able to get me this clip of me hitting these shots so these people will shut the fuck up?

No, don't worry about it. Yeah, Stephen's doing sorry right now all right Here comes mincey I Want to see yeah tomorrow's a wipe off so TJ what? Looks over here looks back at what he'd look back and look back that's time oh that's a table up now he's gonna turn around and come back in three tears this side one and here we go I could watch him all day I want to like hunt him

the camera is moving right in front of his face yeah that's true the camera is following him he doesn't even realize it I love this office dude oh you're making food in the kitchen I never would have expected that. Just looking.

He's just asking questions. Oh, Stu's like coughing. Stu's dying. That's an old man cough. Yeah. When you have to get the napkin in front of your mouth. Oh, my God. Oh, wet cough.

I don't think I've ever seen this stance from him. Hands on the hips means business. He's in the kitchen. He's like. Stu's going through. What do you mean you don't think I've ever seen this stance from him. Hands on the hips means business. He's in the kitchen. He's like, what do you mean you don't have food ready? What time, uh, what time you suppose you'll be done,

Donnie? I got to walk back. Just get out of the way. I'll let you know. I think I'm about to come on the yak. So I don't know. Yeah. I might be tied up for the next 10 minutes or so,

but I'll let you know. Yeah. I'll get back to you. Uh, I just walk. I'm going to walk in front one more next 10 minutes or so, but I'll let you know. Yeah, I'll get back to you. I've got to walk in front one more time. Usually it takes two times they'll invite me on. Here's a wall. I'm kind of part of the act.

Just walk in front. Enough. At least all the Stella Blue coffee cups, they're a big sponsor of Wake Up Mincy. Getting some coffee. Okay. Yeah. Oh, eating your watch.

Head down. Yeah, I love this. Look at the watch again. I could do this all day. A little walking talk here. I'm going to give it one more. Sue's like, they like you. You just have to give them another chance.

They'll call you in. He's like, all right, fine, I'll do it. I'll do it. Walk with me. A little slow. All right, here he goes. Not walking directly in front of the yak. Talk of business.

There he looks at it. Looks at it. Head down. Yeah, because Mincy the other day was telling me that he was hot. We were playing trivia. He was hot. And then the hot food and the hot shower. The hot sex. The hot sex, for sure.

And then that's what I was saying. I love boobies. Your favorite. You see J-Rad is here this weekend? We got him. We got him. We got him. I can see that.

I'm really bummed our mutual Twitter friend, Twitter friend Clue Haywood's coming in for it uh but i gotta run this half marathon so oh no no i know it's hard to believe but i hope you get to i would i know you're busy i don't think i'm gonna go it's tough during football season where are they playing they're playing friday saturday they're playing madison thursday at the sylvie and then friday saturday chicago i believe at the riviera. I love it. I know. I know. I hate to miss it. But, you know, there will be many more. Yes.

Thank you, Mincy. Appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. We'll see you in a minute. Titus, that was a good catch. We did it. I don't know how you do it. Titus was holding the big fishing line, and I came and grabbed his hand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I got you, buddy. Just put it all into it we're all just standing there to catch a mincey we gotta do that more often we just slowly reeled him in

that was electric oh fuck the bait is there's no bait. No, you're fishing with a hook. The hook is still in his lip right now. I think we could get him back.

He put the hook in his mouth with the mince, and then the J-Rad just, he took it, he just swallowed it whole. He gave up. I just reeled him in, or you reeled him in. Oh, man. All right, TJ, get me the footage. Where is it? Stefan's pulling it right now.

I shouldn't let them bother me. Why are you worried about it? Because they are. They know you made it. I know. They're just fucking with you. This is the dance we play. The chat knows that they can say rig cat, and then I'll be like, fuck you.

But you don't have to dance. We all saw it. No, we dance. This is how we dance. This is how we do it. I acknowledge them because they're funny in their own right. This is the dance. We play the dance.

It's a fun dance. It's the same as Jerry with the no audio. It's a fun dance to play. The first stream when they were calling him Jerry Biden and Jerry Epstein, I was. And he muted the word Biden. Yeah. It's a fun dance. I like it. The chat gets, the chat's funny. They get, I was looking for. And he muted the word Biden. Yeah. It's a fun day. I like it. The chat gets funny.

They get everyone going. Get it going. Wipe off? Oh, yeah, so wipe off tomorrow. How is that logistically happening? So we have a sponsor for it. Yeah. So it's the wonderful dudes at Dude Wipes.

Yeah. And they're very enthusiastic about it, and they want to put it to the test. So Big Cat will enter the bathroom, wipe, put his wipe into a bag. And then Che will enter a bathroom, wipe, put his wipe into a bag. Wipe what? His ass. This is a real sponsored event. They're going to wipe their asses and show off how much shit is on the-

No, they can't show the camera because YouTube- I didn't want to do it, but the sponsor- There's going to be a judge looking at the shit. Nick will then enter the bathroom, examine each bag, give us an artist's rendering. Yeah, so it's not going to be gross to the viewers. They're just going to get to see- And then he'll declare a winner. They're going to get to see an artist's rendering of what happened.

So do you want more shit or less shit? That was my question. I guess Nick's the arbiter. No, but the original was Che saying he had the cleanest ass. But what means if you're better at wiping You gotta look at the butt. Does that mean you get more shit on the paper?

It depends on the size of the shit. It's arbitrary until you look at what's left. I don't think they're taking shits. They're just wiping their asses because the allegation was that Che has shit in his ass. Oh, they're wiping their dry asses. Yeah. Oh, oh my God. It's going to there and they're going to they're going to he's going to draw it.

So no one will be grossed out. But this is a sponsor where we will do anything for a sponsor. That's a fact. That is a sponsor we're we will do anything for a sponsor that's a fact that is a fact we get one of these smokeless stoves in the in the studio we should that'd be sweet yeah i feel like so sick little homeless encampment yeah liar is that what you want yeah yeah those boys chill dude those boys know how to have a good time i don't think they do oh yeah you guys have somewhere you got to go i I will stay until the finish. I have it.

Oh, okay, great. I got to send it to myself. Hold on. All right. I'd stay here for hours. Just me versus the chat. You made the shot. I know, but me versus the chat, I'd stay here for hours.

You can't back down. The first one caught a little bit of rim but rolled didn't roll in but just went straight in second one was almost a switch yeah it was felt good coming out of the hand first one i knew was in second one i actually didn't but i guess i surprised myself maybe i'm naive but they're gonna wipe their dry asses and in hopes that there will be shit on one of them right so the winner is hopefully just nothing nothing i'm not changing anything about what i do

you would think both would have nothing if they were that's the that, that's, I have something all the time. If you were judging wiping, you would need to put something in your ass to wipe off. I think it's more like what you walk around with. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah. So it could be just two cleans. Do you have any shit in your ass right now? I hope.

I've had a bad couple days, so I can't answer that question. So you just did? No, I just don't, I don't know what is going on. My body is broken. And I'll give my word too that I'm keeping my normal habits. that question and and you just did i don't i no i just don't i don't know what is going on my body is has broken and i'll give my word too that i'm keep my normal habits i'm not going to do anything special before the show we know you won't i would hate for you to uh compromise the integrity of the wipe off so that's that's honorable of you to thank you mark to say that he's make sure you my good man tip of the cap.

Wipe off. All right, here we go. It's insane. Wait, so can you go backwards? No, this is it. One, bang. Boom. And then the other side. Yeah.

And bang. There it is. Kind of look at that. Nice. I do think – Beautiful. You know, I know – I saw. There it is. Kind of look at that. I do think. You know, I know. I saw you make it, too. Just to be a devil's advocate.

I think that you did give Stefan enough time to kind of. Digitally alter it. Yeah, you're right. I don't know if this really answers anything. And it wasn't seamless. It was two shots. Yeah. So it could have been stitched together.

True. True. Yeah. Well. All right. have been stitched together. True. True. Yeah. Well, all right. My record holds. All right. See everyone tomorrow. I think Will's here.

Will is here. Oh, and Taylor. Love him. We might have Taylor. And Taylor's got to get on the leaderboard too. So we'll see everyone tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. Yes, time to talk shop We're doing Yankees love It's the act

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