The Yak - How Can You Slap!? | The Yak 1-12-22

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Fire it off. Fire that shit off. Who the fuck is this guy, by the way? It's Mo Mozzarella. Mo Mo Mozzarella. Mo Mo Mozzarella. It was a lot.

What do you mean? What do you mean? I fucking love him, bro. What is his thing? He hits you with the semolina roll. He's being aggressively Italian. He's so Italian. Tell me those are 10 X-Sats in there.

They're not. Really? No. What is that? Oh, that's disappointing. John Cena sent us a gift. That's better. No way.

He felt bad about the interview. So I got one for everyone. What? It's a motherfucking 10x. It's a motherfucking 10x. I love how you could just trick Sass by saying, nuh-uh. Yeah, nuh-uh. No way, Sass.

Nuh-uh. 10x. Hey, we got it. Steven, come grab him. Come grab some more. Holy fuck, bro. 10x, bro. This shit looks fantastic. I want to see 10 Holy fuck, bro. 10X, bro.

This shit looks fantastic. I want to see 10X in the chat. I want to see so many 10Xs in the chat. You can't even see. Oh, Steven's flying around the bend. 10X is now live in the store. You can buy them. We're all hitting merch bonuses from these things. I actually, if we don't hit merch bonuses from this,

then people are just fucking losers. I was about to say just kill yourself because you can't live 10x, but you're not allowed to say that on YouTube, so I'm not going to. Should we say you live 0x if you kill yourself? Yeah. At least 5. 5x you might as well. I would rather be dead than 5x. Yeah, me too.

That's like halfway there, but not even close. 10X. Yeah. You are. Oh, hell yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Push yourselves.

Push yourself for more. This is like the end of a Peloton run. You guys should be sending the comments 10 at a time as well. Oh, this is awesome. 10, 10Xs. 10Xs. Let's go. All right. In the store now.. 10 X's. 10 X's. Let's go. All right.

In the store now. Yeah. We live that 10 X life. Oh, you're going. I've never seen Brandon in a hat. I don't wear hats. Wait, KB, you're going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Switch it up because we're all doing it. No one knows. But we're all doing this. Yeah, people want to rock it either way. People want to see the class. If I saw you right now, I'd be like, I could be a Yankees fan. Do they not exist, the boys in the back? KB's main reason for working at Barstool is getting pussy,

so let him wear his hat backwards so he can get a little pussy. You're looking 5X with that hat backwards. I know. 10X the pussy. It is 5X, man. Come on, boy. Let's sell these. We are.

Let's make them look as good as possible. Yeah, they're live. Tweet the link. I look pretty fly with the buzz cut. You do. You do. You look like a director or some shit, bro. Oh, and you look fantastic in a hat.

You look like an aspiring Nazi. You look great. Well, you guys are mostly hat guys. You look like someone who just got out of jail who's living the 10X life so that they don't become a Nazi again. I know. They're like, I quit hate crimes. I the 10X life so that they don't become a Nazi again. I know. They're like, I quit hate crimes. I live 10X. When a big movie star has to go undercover in a movie,

they just wear a small hat. Who could that be over there? You look like an undercover for real, though. I know. You look like a fed. I look like Leo when he's snooping on Matt Damon in The Departed. Yeah, you do. Oh, we're living that 10X life.

Should we pause for three minutes? Because that's all it will take to purchase one of these in the store. No, it'll be way faster than that. No, they recoded the store. For you? Do you guys memorize your card numbers? Yes. You want to hear it?

Oh, we get Jersey Jerry's. Yeah, we could say that. How many are we going to? Yeah, let's just hit the merch bonus right now, I guess. Run it up with jerseys. Dude, Roan, how are you feeling, dude? You had COVID. I feel great.

I'm so happy to be back. What did you guys talk about? Did anything happen in the office or on the show or anything like that? Extended shows, violence in the office. Talk about you having COVID. We had Jack Mack on. Talk about Bitcoin. Which Jack Mack?

McGuire. Both are McGuire. And they know about Bitcoin? Where's it at right now? Like $42,000 or something like that? $43,000? Something like that. I recently came into a rash of Bitcoin.

What? Oh, you got paid out? I sure did, yes. How much? $50K. What? No, no, no, no. You got a part of $50K.

Yeah, $50K or $50K Bitcoin? Big difference. $50K worth of Bitcoin. You got it all? Don't sell that. Yourself? Don't sell that. That's fucking incredible. For what? all? don't sell that that's fucking incredible Brandon do not sell that

I'm not I'm sitting on it you'd be like I need some new shoes Tommy needs a fucking new sword don't sell it that thing will be a million dollars cryptocurrency

just hold on to it that literally could be all your kids college fund That thing will be a million dollars. Cryptocurrency. No. Just don't. Just hold on to it. Push them all to the table? That literally could be all your kid's college fund. How did you win it? My kids aren't going to college. The ones that were going to college. Okay, all right.

You're just popping out tradesmen left and right. Now they're going to go to some dumb Jersey college like Rowan or some shit like that. Rowan, I heard a rumor that- They know shit on Rowan? Rowan. That shit's a blast. Rowan? Yeah, it's shit's a blast. Rowan? Yeah, it's a fun college town.

Low key. I heard there was a rumor that Tommy Walker was wanted as a guest on Son of a Boy, Dad. There is, and he is. We need to get him in. With potential grooming for next Sass. It's like a nesting doll of grooming on that show. Exactly. How old is Tommy?

Tommy Walker? You know where he would fit in the best? Ageless. Where? Curious Yoil. Dude, people keep sending me. They are menacing nearby towns now. Someone was having a camp barbecue in their backyard,

and they panned to the gate, and it was seven of them just looking. So I was close. It's actually you that wants to be the hate crime Nazi. Yeah, you were just finding a way to be anti-Semitic. You're just like, I'm rooting for these. I want them to colonize other towns. I want them to take over the entire

New York state. I want them to delve into PA. Well, New York has the highest Jewish population at 9.34% of the population of New York state. What second? Shut the fuck up. Really?

I thought that there were only like 13 million Jewish people in the world or something like that. There's not. I would imagine a lot more. New York has 1.8 million. California has 1.1 million. New Jersey is in third. What about Pennsylvania? What about Lower Merion?

I thought that there would be like about a million. Connecticut and Massachusetts. South Dakota has 0.0% of their population is Jewish. 0.0? Yep. So that KB needs to go there. Yeah, you'd be happy there. You'd be so happy there.

I can't stress enough that I'm on their side. Right. South Dakota doesn't have a single bank. We can't stress enough that KB's not anti-Semitic. He's just watching videos of Jews to make him hate Jews more. No, I love that. I think he's finding loopholes. He's making fun of them for other reasons.

They just happen to all be Jewish. Anti-Semites are evolving. Look at these little kids running amok. Do we just ignore that this community is terrorizing people? You could find videos of any kid causing chaos. Right. No, you can't. You cannot find a group of the same kids terrorizing people.

Same kids. Kids from the same community. Can we re-watch the golf cart video? You cannot find anything like it. I got to show you. Were you here for the golf cart video? I've seen it. KB said it.

He's obsessed. He's obsessed. New obsession. So funny. One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I'm just going to have to ride this one out. 9-11 was bad. Sopranos was fun.

This one's going to be a wild ride. When I get obsessed, it becomes my entire personality. We know. Can we see the video of the kids watching the barbecue? It's on my phone, which is charging, but I need you to see it. Brandon, you've got to take that sticker off. Brandon could not stomach the Jewish conversation. Once you take the sticker off, it goes out.

Is it over? Even hate for Jews he can't listen to. He doesn't even like the word. He doesn't even really hate them. You're laughing a little too much there bud I love how Brandon Brandon taking the sticker off Was him removing the sticker That we can't see

Yeah But leaving the one That we can see on Oh fuck Okay Rome what'd you think About yesterday I thought it was

That shit was awesome It was That's straight out of here It's pretty awesome Now that we've You live for that Yeah Or day

A day after it It's like That was pretty funny You were probably pissed You weren't there That's straight out of you That's pretty awesome Now that we've You live for that Yeah Or day A day after it It's like That was pretty funny You were probably pissed You weren't there That's the same shit you do Every day around three o'clock Three o'clock

You just go over And you'll knock something over Or throw something really hard Yep You have less You threw a cactus at KB To him To me

Which is worse Worse Well If you throw it at your face I'd rather have Because if you throw it at me, then I have the wherewithal to try to dodge it. But when you throw it to me, I have your trust.

And here's an example. If Rico had thrown an open high noon to Big T, it would have been worse than spiking one at him. So you can kind of... No. I'm going to need a hit. I hope it's totally different. We would have hit him.

The velocity would have been significantly decreased. I just don't like that he did it with nobody around. If nobody's around, it feels like bullying, kind of. But if everybody's around, it feels like a fun spectacle. It was better bullying. Have you guys talked to him at all? I have not. I'm giving him some time to cool down.

I'd have to imagine today sucks. There's part of yesterday that was the gawking at it and it's, oh, this is crazy. And then today you wake up and you're like, so I'm suspended for throwing a can at someone's face.

Does he feel more shame or even more anger? More anger for the first couple minutes. I think he feels shame. Shame for sure. I think it's anger. He was on the pick central group. I think he feels shame. Shame for sure. I think it's anger. He was in the pick central group. I think he wants Big T's head on the stake. Well, he did say on the way out, yeah, I don't know if you heard me say this wrong, but he went up to Big T and he apologized and was like,

we've got to figure this thing out, but also you're a dick. Also, what does he have to figure out? 100% of the anger is coming from Rico's side. Yeah, Big T does needle him, but yes. Yes. No, if you had to do a blame pie. It's 99.5. Yeah, it's 95%.

And I think you can leave Big T alone, and he'll leave you alone. Yeah, right. That's the thing is Rico did bring him up first, so it's 100% blame pie. Big T just sits there, docile as he can be. He doesn't talk to anybody if nobody talks to him. He's placid. He's a glacier. He's a glacier. He's a glacier.

He's just a big old glacier. A sloth. Yeah, he's a little sloth, but sloth doesn't have the power of a glacier. A glacier is a big, powerful thing, and he is that, but someone stomped all over the glacier. Yeah, I used to actually, like, Big T used to piss me off, too. Not to the point where I could throw something at him. But I would have him, I'd ask him to go get me coffee and I'd be like, what do you want? Like, I'll get you coffee, whatever. Anything from Starbucks.

He just would refuse every time. So he was just purely getting me my coffee. And I was like, fuck you, dude. First time I got you coffee, you said don't be Big T. Yeah, yeah. It pissed me off. It's like, dude, you have to. I was like, you want, you said don't be big T. Yeah, yeah. It pissed me off. I was like, you want a hat? You want a fucking cup?

You want a loaf of banana bread? I don't give a fuck. Just pick anything. It's a transaction. Yes, exactly. And he wouldn't do it. Money being exchanged for goods and services. Guys, can I get a 10X shirt instead of a hat?

No. It looks fine. You look good in a hat. We don't have 10X shirts. You have headphones on, though. I think the headphones accentuate it. Thank you, Kyle, for being honest. The top of your head.

Is it all the way? No, it doesn't. You have a tiny, tiny scalp. You have a fat face and a tiny scalp. It gets real narrow at the top. Smallest scalp. You got to loosen it up. I don't look good in hats.

Turn it backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to see. It looks worse. Yeah, I approve. Can we pull up a 10x video real quick just to get us in the mood? That's not bad. That's not bad.

That's dope. Oh, no. You look like an umpire. God, his ass. You look like an umpire. Give us a strike three call, Brandon. Please. Please.

A train conductor. No, you got to have it backwards if you're going to do the umpire. He's checking our tickets. Yeah, check our tickets. How do you have such a big head and such a small scalp? It doesn't make sense. I don't know. It just doesn't fit right.

It looks like the hat is just resting on top of your head. They don't sit on my head very well. It looks like, hey, Arnold's cat. Looks like you're hiding a smaller person up there. He's ratatouille-ing. There's a funnier person on your head. Just make his hair, make them fucking tell jokes. Oh, and new pants?

Yes, I got them. Cargo? Are cargo coming back? Pleated. Cargo pleated? That shit's crazy. I can't tell if they're dress pants. Did you have a bone to pick on this show?

Oh, yeah. I had a really weird meeting before this show. It was with some sales ad kind of stuff. I just had to sit through a meeting listening about an ad and then they told everyone on the zoom call not to listen to our podcast yeah what the hell che sorry they told you what uh after it was everyone's turn to like present oh like why is this a good fit and then i don't know the host was just like i wouldn't recommend anybody listen to their podcast what and i was just like i would i would recommend

that you guys listen to what are they saying so you could watch them your podcast oh oh were they like laughing like yeah you should wink wink no they said no they just said no this meeting is with the sales team uh no this was with uh the actual uh. I'm not going to say the ad, but the company. Wait, so they really shit on you, or they were like kind of tongue-in-cheek? That's what I was asking. Also, isn't this kind of fair? Yeah. Because you guys shit on them.

No, but you guys haven't even shot an ad for it. What brand was this? Did we shit on them? It's the first ad. It's like an agency kickoff call. I was pumped to listen to her for 45 minutes. She doesn't have to tell everyone not to listen to us for 45 minutes. How many people were on the call?

Eight. The ads are fighting back. They only told eight. They laughed at me. Yeah, I kind of like this. They didn't laugh at you guys. They laughed at me. They're getting justice.

They are getting justice. No, this is funny. No, but they had never had an ad. And then she wouldn't call it eight. She kept calling the podcast Story, and I funny. No, but they never had that. And then she wouldn't call it an anus. She kept calling the podcast story, and I kept correcting her. I said it was an anus. Story, you can't call it. Yeah, it's already taken. No, I'm on her side. I think this is actually really funny. Kyle, do you want

to say what you called this company? Hopefully they release it as a podcast. Is this the company that I'm made of a pun about? Yeah. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Are they mad about that? Don't say it. Don't say it. Just don't say it. Because they'll shit on you again. They're a more powerful enemy than you.

No, I like the product. I just made a funny... I changed the name. You called him by a rhyming name. It won't be hard to deduce. I can... I mean, we're not saying the company's name. Sasso's everything.

You're just saying two words that rhyme with it. But it was also the eight people on the call, and I was doing it out loud because I didn't have headphones so there was people around me laughing at me.

Speaking of podcast mishaps, I was supposed to talk to John Cena yesterday and meet my hero, my adult hero. Yeah. What happened? I didn't.

He was grieving. Yeah. No, I'm glad. I'm so glad. John Cena should be sad more. What was he grieving? It was bad, man. Kind of. What was he grieving? It was bad, man. Kind of.

What was he grieving about? It was a good... He wasn't bad the whole time, but we were joking about... There was a internet rumor that he died from COVID, and we were like, have you ever thought about just letting that go and seeing the nice things that people say about you for a day? And he was like, I see what you guys are trying to do, but I recently lost someone two days ago, so it's not really funny. And we're like, that's on him.

That's not on you. Okay. Do you guys keep it in or you cut it? We kept it in. Yeah. Wasn't the last time he came in, he was going through like- That was when he was breaking up with the Bellas. Yeah, he went through a breakup.

Well, not both of them. Every time he comes through is just- Date once when you date them both. Yeah, you lose them both. Does he just operate at a level of melancholy, or you caught him on two bad days? I don't know, because I was complimenting him, too, and he wouldn't take the compliments. Like, dude, you're John Cena. Maybe he's bummed.

Maybe he... Don't you think he gets enough compliments? I mean, if you're bummed and grieving, maybe don't do a podcast. But he has to. A comedy podcast. It's his world. He just has to do podcasts all the time. He's always sad.

And he also was in the costume of the show. Being sad in a costume is really funny. Sad in a costume. Being sad in a costume is hilarious. He lifted his hands up. He had big purple gloves on. Oh, no. Wiping a tear away with a giant glove.

I like the guy. Everyone likes him He's definitely One of the all time greats How many times Have you had him Twice now Twice

And both Okay So there's never Been a great No the first one Was great He just He definitely has

He's a He's not sad He's like Jeff D. Lowe sad He's morose You know He's blue He's not sad Like if you saw Jeff D'Lo sad. He's morose. You know? He's blue.

He's not sad. If you saw him, you would be like, that guy's sad. He got the blues. But then you'd be like, oh. There's a new John Cena. Superman underscore Joe. Jeff D'Lo really sad. You give me that look right now. Is Jeff D'Lo really sad right now?

I mean, look at his pinned tweet. Yeah, he talks about like. Oh, God. Yeah, that's what he's been talking about. Oh, no, that's from a while ago. That's what he's talking about. That's months ago. I properly responded to that in pinned tweet. Yeah, he talks about like, oh, God. Yeah, that's what he's talking about. Oh, no, that's from a while ago. That's what he's talking about. That's months ago. I properly responded to that in the moment.

Oh, okay. I can't ever say. Well, okay. Yeah, no, you're right. I thought he was like, today was like a sad day. Like how Sass was going through it on Monday. I don't know. We made fun of him this.

Every day is a sad day. What were you going to say, KB? There's a new John. Superman underscore Joe. He. Superman underscore Joe. He's Superman underscore Joe. He can jump in a way that defies gravity. Oh, wait. The dude who flips?

What? He jumps. He's like 5'8". And the way he dunks is the funniest thing in the world. And the way he flips. And the way he backflips. He stays in the air. He stays in the air like a half a second longer than most humans.

You have to watch it. He's so good. Oh, he's thick. Oh, he's jacked. Look at this. This makes no sense. He's zero gravity. He is the man.

What the? Look at that. What the fuck? He's floating. It makes no sense. I love him. His hips get so high. Does he have special shoes?

His hips get higher than where his head was. Superman Joe. I want to see the dunk again. He's short, too. Look at that. It's like the John Morant block. He just keeps on going up. He just ascends like a hot air balloon.

I need to see more Superman Joe. Yeah, I mean, on Superman Joe. I want to see more Superman Joe. Yeah, I mean, I'd see more Dunks. The Dunks, the backflips I don't think are that cool. He stays up for a little bit longer than anyone I've ever seen. That person shouldn't be able to dunk a basketball at all. With a bill? He's slow. He's slow.

Who is that? Bradley Martin. Have you ever seen him dunk? Because that's exactly what it looks like. It's like the bodybuilder. Is it a bodybuilder thing? Is it a full set? I kind of want to see a bunch of them.

Because they just have strong legs, so they can jump super high. Superman Joe. Oh, your rules. You can't even pound the ball. I mean, that's hilarious. That looked more normal. The backflip's crazy. It's so slow.

Most people's backflips get way higher than his head is. And he doesn't tuck his legs either, I guess? No. Amazing. Most backflips on the ground are super fast.

You've seen that there's a lot of people who can double backflip now? Wait, did his shirt just disappear? Why does he do a backflip after everything? That's his only move. He struggles to not drop the ball. So he's got his shirt on. Yeah, if you're a backflip guy, you always backflip.

I'm going to sound like a real hater, but this doesn't really impress me. Really? That doesn't impress you? He spends all day in the gym. But he just left the story high. It's not like the skill. It's like the... The optics?

The way he... I don't know. He's slow. That was slow. That one sucked. Jumping over the... It is weird that he does everything... He doesn't have a speed to it.

I guess maybe my problem is like... I expect him to be able to do this shit. He spends all day in the gym. But he lags in the air. He does lag. He lags. Wait, let's see the trampoline one. That was a terrible one.

That was probably before he got jacked. Oh, I know. Is this not a trampoline? Like this? The rule is once you see a viral video that's cool, you never go to their page. Yeah. Because then you just get disheartened. You've seen the coolest one. I hate to be a hater here, but I'm not in on Superman Joe.

I'm in on him. Can we have him come in and jump over you? Would that do it? Yeah. Maybe. I think that maybe if you really put your mind to it, you could do stuff like that. You could. Is what's giving you pause. Because when you were in your CrossFit days, I feel like that's just maybe if you really put your mind to it, you could do stuff like that. You could. It's what's giving you pause.

Because when you were in your CrossFit days, I feel like that's just like if you would just dedicate your life to podcasting or CrossFit instead of podcasting, maybe you're Superman Joey. I would like to see how many hours a day does he go to the gym. If he goes to the gym one hour a day, then I'm impressed. If he goes to the gym for 10 hours a day just so that— How do you learn that type of jump? He just was jumping. I think his body is awkward. I think his body... Go back to him.

It's not how high he jumps. It's how long he stays in the air. He's short, and he's muscular. He moves through the air slowly. If you could show me somebody who does a similar thing. Am I way off? He's got to stop with the backflips thing. Oh, Big Cat, come on. I don't... Am I, like, way off? He's got to stop with the backflips after.

No, it's his penalty card. I don't think. Am I missing something? He does this... I think we're... It's just his, like, feet, the way he's jumping is, like... Maybe. I think it's just because he's...

I don't know. I don't want to be a hater. No, no, I get it. I'm sorry. And I also think a lot of other people's box jumps, they use like a lot of like, they really. Oh, no. Okay. That's a nuisance.

I guess I'm just, maybe I'm not seeing it the same. Other guys like really tuck their knees in towards their chest. Yeah, he's just kind of like letting his knees. And he doesn't tuck his knees towards his chest. Like, didn't Crow Marty do like a crazy high box jump or something like that? And like his knees were just so close. He has no flexibility. Can we get him on the show?

Yeah, we have to. Can we get a timeline cleanse of some unruly Jewish boys? For my friend Kyle over here. What does the chat say? Does the chat like him or no? I don't know. Am I being a hater? Maybe put up a poll on Twitter.

I'll fully admit if I'm being a hater. If people are like, oh, you're just a hater. Rowan, what do you think? Hand up. I'm just not seeing it. Do you want it to be shorter? I don't know what it is. I just not like, I've not seen anything that has wowed me yet.

Let's get another jumper on there and kind of see what they're, let's do exhibit A, exhibit B. Forget about the flip. Big, big jump. The dunk. The first dunk was impressive as shit. When you first see it, it's jarring because it's unlike other jumpers. He traveled. Okay, now you're back. I mean, jarring because it's unlike other jumpers. He traveled.

Okay, now you're back. He did. He's not dribbling. He traveled. It's not a dribbling exhibition. Can you dunk, Big Cat? No. I'm not saying I'm an athlete. Brendan can. The conversation isn't, am I as good as Superman Joe? No, that is... Do you guys fuck with triple jump?

What about the dudes that do the walk on water shit where they hit the water? Yeah, that shit's crazy. That's impressive. Or the guy who flipped and dunked his head. Yes, that shit's impressive. No, because a lot of people do that. What birthday is it? It's my 43rd.

I'm going to dunk a basketball. I'm out, hater. Big Cat's getting old. Yeah. Oh, Jordan Klingon. Yeah, all right. It looks actually pretty. Bro, go to that Jordan Klingon.

It's pretty neutral. Dude. It's pretty neutral. Yeah. What did he say? Still a lot of 10Xs. There's a dude named Jordan Klingon who's a crazy dunker. No, it's not Klingon. It's Kilgannon.

I feel like we can find someone who's more impressive than him. Jordan Kilgannon is more impressive. Let's find someone who's more impressive. The guy who does the water step. Did you see Jordan Kilgannon dunk at the All-Star game, Ron, when LeBron and them were watching? What? Wait, is this a real

basketball player, though? No, he's just a dunker. He's just a dunker. Oh, this doesn't count. Okay, well, never mind. He's a great leaper. I want to look up short people dunking.

If he were a fling on, that would be better. I thought it was. I've only ever read it. Find the guy who steps in water, puts his head in water. You've seen those?

I'm not about him. Why? I don't know. It's quick twitch. Can we find one video that we all are impressed with? Well, the drain guy we were. The drain guy we were. The drain guy we were.

That's impressive. He's an accountant. Look at that. They don't know what to do. He made Paul Gasol guffaw. He's too skinny. I want a short. He's an NBA player. I think I'm just a h do. He made Paul Gasol guffaw. He's too skinny. I want a short ball. He's an NBA player now.

I think I'm just a hater. I think I'm just a hater. You can't hate on that. No, I think I'm just a hater. Here we go. Here we go. Whoa, this is impressive. Wait, that's impressive.

No. No. These are not. That is super impressive. That's impressive. That one is. Dude, sort of. But it's a gang of heads that can do that.

If I tried for two hours, I would do the first one. Look at that. There's no other Superman Joe. No, I thought that was cool. I think he's just contorting his legs. He's not really doing anything. That one wasn't cool. I agree.

That's one of the best ones. That's dangerous. He could have really fucked his shins up. That's awesome. I don't know. I don't like that one either. I have super strong core strength. Literally, this show has just become find something we all think is cool.

All right, so we're not on. No. No, we're mixed on this. Yeah, we're mixed on this. I think that's a more learned skill that anyone can, not anyone, but a lot of people could do. This is Superman Jumbo. This is why we're having a great debate because you guys aren't impressed by this. Is anyone in on both of them?

Because I'm in on both of them. These are both awesome. I'm in on Superman Jumbo. I'm out on this guy. I don't like the hunt. I'm in on both of them? Because I'm in on both of them. He's in both of them. I'm in on Superman Joe. I'm out on this guy. I don't like the hunt. No, I'm out on this because I think Superman Joe. He's not walking on water.

The one where he did two cups was sick. No, that was the worst one. I think it's just a bunch of takes and one looks nice. That's parkour. No. I think Superman Joe

could do all of this. Look how impressed his mom is. I don't think she is. Superman Joe could. All right, let's find someone else. Have you guys seen the Morbid Leo B skateboarder? Twin sisters? What? This is a I don't think she is. Superman Joe Cook. All right, let's find someone else. Have you guys seen the- There's the Ling Ling twin sisters.

What? This is a really, really fat skateboarder. He's trying to go pro. All right, let's see that. He sucks. I want to see that. All right, that might be the ticket. Fat skateboarder.

I got a double backflip guy, too, that I follow. You have a double backflip? Okay, and I have a- Can he always double backflip? These Asian trick shot girls. Okay, I'm in on the idea of all of them. I don't want to see him break his leg. No, no, no.

No, it's none of these guys. I don't know his name. A lot of fat skaters out there. Nah, it's none of these ones. Y'all don't want to watch Fat Man fall off a skateboard? Because that could be funny. Nah, I'm out. But that's not what today's show is about.

I think it's more about, like, are we impressed with this guy's leaping? Okay, so there's no fat skateboarder. Fat kid stuck in Skate Bowl. That's a fat kid. I had that to watching. Okay, so there's no fat skateboarder. Fat kid stuck in Skate Bowl. That's a fat kid. I had that to watch later. Really? Yeah. Oh.

Well, that's Gerald Green. Not seeing a lot of dunks here. That man's not fat. That man's not fat. Should we require them to be white? Short white guys? You freaking white? Short white guys? You freaking would. Short white guys.

I agree with Kyle. I think they need to be. What about the dude who jumps into shit? Fuck this shit. Oh, superhuman. That guy's impressive. Find this fucking leaper, bro. Well, this is...

I mean, that's what a seven foot hook... Yeah, that's just a fucking tall dude. Yeah. That's my favorite one so far. Slow mo. It is double rims. Fat guy dunks on ten foot... Goal.

Is he British? No, he's not fat. He's Australian shit. That was the second time he's done that. Can you look up lub-lub? He's not fat. These guys aren't fat. Oh, he stepped off of something.

Wait, he steps off of something. And he traveled. Yeah, look up lub-lub? He's not fat. These guys aren't fat. Oh, he stepped off of something. He steps off of something. And he traveled. Yeah, look up lub-lub and then ling-ling. Can you do L-U-B period underscore? Yeah, yeah, lub-lub. I think that's it. You guys ever watch Hardest Youth Oklahoma Hits? No.

Oh. Those are good. This is lub-lub? I mean, that's five years ago. There's no risk, though. No risk. Well, just, I mean, on his Instagram now, he's doing it over hard ground. He's also on the hard ground.

That's not impressive? That is very impressive. That was impressive. I didn't know. And he could do without. I think he could do standing, too. I think he could do without the round off. Oh, wait.

Oh, word? Oh, that was. Okay. See, that was like, what's his name? Jesus. He's got a nice house. I mean, that's pretty crazy. Yeah, that's good.

Come on, Lub Lub. It looks like he's working his way up to doing it off the ground. He struggles with the single. This is his journey. There's no Superman show. This is his journey, bro. It's not like a boy's life, right? Oh!

Oh! All right. Wow. Holy shit. That was cool. Dude, that's nuts. That's it. Is that...

Who was the first person to ever do that? Tony Hawk. Has that been done? Yeah, I think so. This is 2020. Problem. Love Love has been double backing for two years. That's crazy.

If people have other impressive people in the chat. Ling Ling, and I'm calling, I'm throwing the cap alert. I think they edit their trick shots. Trick shots. So Love Love is the universal yes? I'm yes on Love Love. I'm definitely yes on Big Yes. If I just saw that video, I'd be like, oh, that was,

the journey showed how impossible it really seemed. Yeah, I want to see Superman Joe learning how to dribble. Oh, wait, that never happened. He definitely can't dribble. Is it a video game person, Kyle? No, they're two Asian twins. I may have fucked up their name. He would have been nice and slam ball.

Wait, each... They're two Asian twins and each name is... I think it's just going to end up... On TikTok, it's like Ling Ling something. We're just going to end up watching Dude Perfect. Yeah. Well, there's guys... That's where we're getting it.

They're not athletes, but... They, like, shoot from, like, half the... I would be impressed if Frank the Tank could dunk. I would also be. Yeah. That would be... That would be that impressive. That would be impressive.

Dude, he's got hops. Six-four. He's an athlete. He has bends. He has a natural hockey stroke. I would love to see Frank the Tank play nose tackle. That's a cool way to carry that bag by Billy. Billy took Rico's desk?

Did he? Yeah. Do you think Rico's going to be mad about that? No, I don't think Rico... I don't think he'll mind. That's not so true. Damn, I must have got the name wrong. Yeah, definitely.

You just saw Asian person, and in your brain, you're like, Ling Ling. No, I must have got the name wrong. Yeah, definitely. You just saw Asian person in your brain and you're like Ling Ling. No, no, no. That's literally BS. That's one of those that would happen.

Type in trick shot. Maybe Asian trick shot. That's 100%. I said love, love and you said Ling Ling. Or Google Asian twin girls trick shot. I hope they just

start naming like Samantha and Rebecca. Fuck. Nah, I'm shot. I hope they just start named like Samantha and Rebecca. Fuck. Nah, I'm worried. I mean. Ling Ling. That's like a rush hour racist. That's like mid-90s racist.

What is it? Ami Ada. Not even close to Ling Ling. Amy and Ada? Amy. You guys are trying to make this boring. Nah, because there must have been a different account that I watched. Of different Asian twin trickshotters?

I like these trickshots. They did one. I love the videos where it's like something morally good happens. Like someone gets caught cheating in like five seconds or something in like a slow-mo video or like an old man gets disrespected and then a younger man disrespects the disrespector. Oh, like the super, the foreign ones? Yeah, it's like, I think it's Indian or Asian. Like there's lots of videos where like something like someone does something fucked up.

And I think there's a name for the category of video, but like there's immediate social. Oh, yeah. Pull them up again real quick. Wait, are you talking about that one bearded dude who comes in as the hero? But there's a ton of people who do those. It'll be like someone will tap on his girlfriend's back and then he'll

swiftly turn around and chase the guy. Somebody's iPhone will get stolen and he'll go replace it with an iPhone. Go back to Amy and Adam real quick. That was impressive. Okay. Did he just poke through three bricks?

I just love the idea of just watching this. I think Amy and Adam are. That one's Ling and the other one's Ling. The Ling Ling. There must have been an outside account that posted that video. They called them Ling Ling? From Ling Ling. I don't know.

Which one's Ling? video from Ling Ling. Which one's Ling? Ling Ling. I don't know. You just assumed. No, I did not. Yes, you did. Stephen, can we get a rating on whether he's being racist right now? The account was called Ling Ling

and maybe a handful of numbers. Ling Ling is also my favorite commercial dumpling brand. Oh. Plot twist. There we go. I think it's also the name of famous twin pandas, I think. Oh, yes. You are right.

That's what I was thinking. That wasn't the name of the panda and anchorman? Maybe it was one panda. That was the name of the panda and Anchorman that was given birth, right? Let's get Timothy DeLaGhetto on the line. Timothy DeLaGhetto. All right. But if you think about it, trick shot people are losers.

They spend a lot of time doing it. That's like a big thing on TikTok. And just statistically, you're bound to make one. That's how it works. Tyler and Cody. What you're doing is. Colby and Corey are not losers. Garrett is.

Garrett fucking sucks. I'm not talking about Dude Perfect. Garrett sucks. The purple hoser sucks, but the rest of them do not. You have no discernible talent. You could try a task until it works. That's how anything in the world works. You know how Mr. Beast got famous?

He just said Logan Paul's name for 48 hours straight and uploaded it to YouTube. Really? Like that's like what he did. Yeah. He did it with a bunch of YouTubers. That's what he was doing at the beginning. He was just saying shit. Should we try it?

Yeah, I guess we should say somebody's name. 48 hours? And now he's like... Ling. And now he's like... Ling. And Ling. Like, didn't they... I'm trying to think who said that. It was Chris Tucker in Rush Hour, right?

Didn't he call the little girl that or something like that? The person who made the account may be racist. That's the name of it. I'd love to see your TikTok algorithm Kyle dude speaking of it's like food and bodybuilders that is boring and there's definitely some dude my TikTok's been lesbian lately

so has mine really? not like sexual though no no just lesbians lifestyle? big cat are you in? TikTok?

yeah I think you should get into it it creates a lot of talking points No, no. Just lesbians. Lifestyle? Big Cat, are you in? TikTok? Yeah. No. I think you should get into it. It creates a lot of talking points. I do miss that. I just, I already waste so much time. Yeah, it is time. It's such a time suck.

You use Reels, right? I look at Reels every, like, probably once a week. I'll get stuck in Reels for, like, 20 minutes. And that gives me, like, a very surface-level knowledge of, like, what the hot songs that people are using. TikTok's a more powerful vortex. Unfortunately, reels is very far behind. Is it? Yeah.

The reels will still be posted in Renegade. Or the, um... Go little rock star. That's still a thing, right? Yeah, you know, that's actually not even the word. Yeah, it's like, Pope, Pope is a rock star.'s still a thing right Yeah you know that's actually Not even the words Yeah it's Yeah but

Yeah but who cares Phonetically it is the words Yeah You can't even hear the word pope True And you know that the worst people Are the ones who point out That it's pope is a rock star

Well I know the song I love sales I love the band Oh you were a fan before They became TikTok famous It's one of my favorite bands I've never heard you talk about it. Yeah.

Ever. You haven't heard me talk about a lot of things. You've never screenshot their song and put it on your Instagram. Oh, yeah. I have many times. Name them. Name all their songs. 100 times.

Name every single one of their songs. No. No? Dope is a rock star. Fuck. It's actually Go Little Rock Star. I love those ones. It's like when Bae is eating and I didn't have to tell her to.

And then it's like, Go Little Rockstar. Doesn't sales use V for every vowel? I don't know. Probably just for use. I guess I'm a fake fan. Do you know the Italian thing that's going around? People do the Italian thing? Or maybe not.

That one? Yeah Yeah I don't know What it is though Yeah They like point shit out TikTok's actually Brandon we gotta get you On TikTok Yeah I know

Teddy was supposed to do it But I don't got it You standing in front of Like your college Quarterback rankings Would just go viral And you just point You literally just

Yeah like you just have to Put up lists and shit Like people will argue I love a good list Honestly you should just, yeah, like you just have to put up lists and shit like that. I'm a big list guy. Honestly, you should just do all lists. All you have to do.

Lists with Brandon Walker and just stand in front of it and point. Can we make one of those videos today? Which, what? The ones we were

talking about earlier with like the person stealing the phone. Yeah, we should. They have to be genius though. They're always genius

and like beautifully shot and like slow motion. You can't like, I gotta find it. It's the first guy I followed on. Some of y'all could. No, bro. We gotta watch. We gotta make one. It'll be hilarious. We could come up with genius. It's the first guy I've followed online. Some of y'all could.

No, bro. We gotta watch. We gotta make one. It'll be hilarious. We've got sass. The premise is always like there's a wholesome couple walking by, and then someone does something bad, and someone saves the day. And sometimes it's reduced to three characters. But a couple will be going by, and someone will and like grab the girl's ass or something like that

and then another guy will come in and like literally shoot him in the head or something like that. Like execute him. It's just like immediate justice

in like seven seconds. They're so good. What are they called? What is this dude? There's a name for the type of video. Is it Chat No? Live Leak?

These are fake. Live Leak. Oh, Live Leak. Love Live Leak. The Brazilian Stormer These are fake. Live leak. Oh, live leak. Love live leak. The Brazilian stormer movies are amazing. I do love watching those. Live leak just had half of it was just footage from Russia. Oh, shit.

Chinese escalator malfunctions. Oh, God. It's always this. Yeah. What is this genre? Okay. Oh! Oh!

Yeah. Instant justice. Wait, there's one that I fucking love. I'm never going to do it again. How can you slap? I'm thinking of the same. Is it the bridge with the eagle? There's one of the individual ones.

He's blind. How can you slap? He's blind. He was blind the whole time. Is it the bridge with the eagle? There's one individual one. He's blind. How can you slap? He's blind. He was blind the whole time. Okay, drink. Poisoned? Oh, no. She poisoned him.

What? Oh, this is a... Oh, shit. Now he's with her. He's alive. Oh, shit. He faked it. Oh, he just spit the water out.

Wait, are these gringos? She's hot. What is this? Uh-oh. Where did they come from. Oh, he just spit the water out. Wait, are these gringos? She's hot. What is this? Uh-oh. Oh. Where did that come from? Oh, no. Oh.

Oh, no. Have you guys seen the How Can She Slap video? Old school internet. Internet 1.0. Yeah, what? Oh, my God. You guys haven't seen that? All time.

All time. Holy shit. It's a game show from India. They'll play it. It's, yeah. It's a dude slaps a chick and just gets fucking. What? It's ass.

Is it a James Bond movie? Was this the premise of the show or it just happened? No, it was. The premise of the show is it's a girl that demoralizes guys. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And one guy got very like, very upset.

You slapped her? How could she slap? Are you sure? Because it looks like they're bad heads at the convention. What the f*** is it with the stupid sideburns of yours? Are you in some sort of a time capsule? 60s? What is it with those faces?

What are you doing? What is that? These guys don't have tongues? इस चीज पहुंच गया थी वह टिप्पर दोस्तों पेसेस वह डिविंग वह टिप्पर दोस्तों पेसेस वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों पेसेस वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों पेसेस वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों वह टिप्पर दोस्तों Idiot. What? What is it? These guys have no f***ing lives in them. I'm telling you guys something. You'll have absolutely no reaction. Okay. I guess I'm done over here. Thanks, guys. Isha, I think you two shouldn't have shown your challenge.

There's not one f***ing word coming out of their mouth. Actually, the thing is that we don't want to talk to you. She's such a girl boss. Why don't you go and f*** off then? You go. Oh! Oh! How can you slap?

How can you slap? It didn't matter what bloody. How can she slap? How can she slap me? How can you slap me? F*** it. These cute kids are beating the f*** out of him. They're all jumping. How can you hit me? I f***ing did not. You How can this guy miss? How can this guy miss? He's crying.

How many guys are in there? It was like Rico yesterday. Okay, she's slapped. Look at all the Tommy smooths. Who's crying? Her, big girl. No, him. It's not good. No, I think it's her.

No, I think it's her. I think it's him. Send your I think it's her. I think it's him. Boys, who's in the wrong here? So we can fuck her. Have you guys heard of... Why she slap him? Those videos where it's like... How can she slap?

Where, like, everyone just beats the fuck out of a dude who, like, pushes a girl are the best. Oh, and I think I found this. The guy who comes in at the end. Did you? Yeah. Irfan Saeed. It's a weak punch. Irfan Saeed.

I-R-F-A-N-S-A-Y-E-D. Have you ever seen him? He was the original. Yeah. It's a weak punch. Irfan Saeed. I-R-F-A-N-S-A-Y-E-D. He was the original. Yeah. Have you ever seen the video of the dude who, like, I think he maybe exposed himself at, like, a women's convention, at, like, a women's march or something, and all the women are, like, fucking screaming in his face. And he's, like, leaning up against some kind of, like, slanted, like, surface, like a pyramid-type surface, and he's leaning up against some kind of slanted surface, like a pyramid-type surface, and just smiling.

He's got this high-ass look on his face as all these women just berate the fuck out of him. Look it up. Sounds like Steve Crowder. Look it up. Just the image. This is just Wednesdays or YouTube days. We should. Did you guys ever watch Zui Zhen English?

It's a Japanese workout video to teach Japanese women English. It's the best? Workout? Yeah. What do they say? Like, don't touch me. Leave me alone. But they do it while...

It's awesome. I really want you guys to see that. Yeah, Irfan Saeed. This guy's the GOAT. He's the original. I want to find him. He's incredible. Are you trying to think of the running one, Owen?

Yeah. Just look up Irfan Saeed running video. You got it. But it's kind of like shitty quality. I. Just look up Efron Said running video. You got it. But it's kind of like shitty quality. I don't think they're playing the full video. Run. Yeah, there we go. Let's fucking go. Is that it? That's a red dog.

It's not a big red dog. Why don't you pop back to his account? Let's get some Efron Said. Yeah. Oh, I think I got a good one. YouTube Wednesdays? YouTube Wednesdays? YouTube Wednesdays where we're just like, oh, remember that? Remember that?

It's really old, so I don't know. Now I have memories in my head and I can't fucking remember. Yeah, it's a good formula. Did you guys ever used to pregame by listening to Bill Nye the Science Guy's theme song in Chinese? No. No, we went to. Because then when they say. We pregamed parties.

You pre-gamed the show of Bill Nye. Instead of Bill, they say beer, and then everybody just chugs. That's sick. Bro, our pre-game was harder than your parties. Yeah, that's true. Where'd you go, Penn State? Uh-oh.

This guy's the GOAT. What is this? What's... By the way, out special shout out to people who still listen this as a podcast oh it's yeah yikes that's what i thought you meant oh and i thought you're they were saying don't listen to this as a podcast and just watch it on youtube oh yeah they're actually just talking about a story. Get away from me, man. You're bothering me with your poor ass.

How did we get here? And now they squatted up on some Avengers shit. What's even the point of that one? I don't know. Are these guys like aspiring Bollywood actors, or are they already in? No, they already are. Are they famous? This person's more famous than like most people you know. This has six million likes.

Is that Patel? He's a fucking joke. He's got man tits. Like me. Oh, he's going to get pickpocketed. What the heck, man? He didn't hide it very well. Little did you know he shit shitting his wallet earlier.

This is a long one. What's he doing? Paunting it. Paunting out the wallet. What the fuck shit? He knows who... What? I don't...

What is this? He stole a bad man's wallet. This is just John Wick. He's back in his normal clothes. Sorry, it was a big mistake. I hit your purse. Sorry. What?

So nobody gets killed? KB probably just likes India because it has a cash system. That was a... That was a tearjerker. Non-wick. There was no resolution to that. That had six million likes. Non-wick.

Jesus. Shout out to the Indian homies. Indian food is fucking amazing. Yeah, I sent $40 of it to the office yesterday from home. That would ruin me. Would you get some saag paneer? Yeah, actually. Did you eat my shit?

That is what he got. Ron, what was that Indian dessert you brought in that time? Oh, that was delightful. The gulab jamun? Yes. Ron, what was that Indian dessert you brought in that time? Oh, that was delightful. Tikalab Jamun? Yes. What was that? That was good. We each had a different continent to bring in food.

Yeah. We should do that again. We did that? Yeah, I had Australia. I had to do that in fifth grade. Oh, you weren't here Monday, Ron. We're going to do yak from the Super Bowl. What?

Yeah. All week. And we got to figure out a Friday show when we're still here. To get people pumped up. To get people pumped that we do some kind of competition draft that then assigns us something for the Super Bowl. Will we know the Super Bowl teams? We will, right? Yes.

Can we do something maybe culturally around them or something like that? Or like some people are on one team, some people are on another team. Or like you're trying to do something. When is this? When is the Super Bowl? February 13th. So the week before that. We're drafting things we either have to do, like Daresque, or clothes or costumes we have to wear.

I don't know. Things we have to eat. The funny thing about L.A. is it's a terrible town. It's the worst. It sucks. It's just bad out there. So I was thinking we could do a scavenger hunt, but everything's so far fucking spread out

and all the people are terrible and they won't even know that there's a Super Bowl. It's probably the only town where you can have a Super Bowl and nothing will change. No. Yeah, you're right. It won't be visible. It won't be visible at all. No palpable buzz, you think? No.

It will just be inconvenienced. They don't give a fuck. Are you going to the game, Big Head? Probably not. I think I might. Unless the Bears are in it. What if the Bears are in it? Let's prove the Bears can win.

Nick got us all tickets. I got us all tickets. Nick and Nico. Nico, Deco, and Nick. Nico is going. Remember that time when I asked you if you wanted to go to the Yankees game?

He does? Yeah. For himself? No, Leroy. Traveling with Kid Leroy to Hawaii, Madagascar. You think he's maybe

his best friend? No. His side mouth? I think so. You guys ever see that video of the guy the show? No, Nick's for sure sucking on it

But is he Well that was like Main or is he his side Side Okay Did you guys ever see that video The guy was Sneaky link

Dressed like a fucking idiot And he shoved He shoved See if you can search for it Crazy shove That's a lot There it is Okay

Perfect That's it Right There it is Okay Yeah Perfect That's it Right there I think Okay What? Whoa What the fuck?

I've never seen this I didn't remember That looked like a reenactment Yeah it did Slightly exaggerated I don't remember it being So many angles I think

Was that real? I think this How did they have four angles? Sorry Sorry that's why I was on my phone. I was texting TJ and Sada to get that pulled up. I don't think the shove is as big in the Pantheon of Barstool history now. Can we rewatch the week over here?

Guy threw a high noon. That looks like a documentary reenactment. Dave was right, though. It did not look like I remember it. What? You did set us down a bad path of physical violence in this office. That was an argument that escalated and two guys ended up having some sort of...

It's just a tussle. You started the tone of Barstool Sports being a physical place. Didn't Nate and Smitty do some stuff long before I got here? No, never physically. We were watching it last night and it's kind of funny that Dukes got suspended for the exact same amount of time. Well, Dukes probably actually did

something worse. Yeah. But it was unintentional. Dukes is great. What was unintentional? Yeah, you can't just say it. What about an incident that doesn't get much attention, but was super funny, was when YP pushed Nate over.

Oh, yeah. There's no other way around it. Nate pushed YP over. I don't think I was there for that. Oh, let's play that video. It's an all-time video. It was a very awkward moment. Very.

It would take a lot to bring me to physical anger in the office. They were trying to pull a bit on him where they surrounded him. We were trying to... No, so what it was was we were trying to do the intros to stool scenes for that week's episode it was like a thursday or friday afternoon in the summer and every time we were trying to do like a different intro with nate in the background so he like kept on he was like getting mad that we were filming him in the background so we kept on like following him around the office just not even to like put the camera in his face but to be like all right next up and nate's like put the camera in his face, but to be like, all right, next up. And Nate's in the background,

and he would get up and be like, leave me alone. Yeah. And then we followed him downstairs, and then... Oh, that was warranted. Not really. He was just in the background of the videos. He was in a bad mood. He still had Boston cream in his eye.

Bro, he really finished the block. Can we get block of the year I don't mind that And then the cup foot The cup You see how he drove him to the ground Was there a slight like head fake At him too after See yeah that was the intro

Is that Emrag behind him Look at my face I was like, oh, no. Holy shit. Look at M-Rags, bro. What's the video of Nate catching somebody napping? He caught it through the cup in his face. Jetski.

Jetski on his first day. What is the... Yeah, but then J Ski won that one. I was YP hard at the end of that video. He said the Jet Ski's out of gas. That's fucking awesome. He's like, what are you going to do? Jet Ski's out of gas.

That's hilarious. Oh, that's fucking amazing, actually. YP was full torque at the end of that video. He was mostly hard when he worked here. He was hard almost his whole time. Oh, my God. Oh, it's fucking amazing, actually. YP was full torque at the end of that video. Was he hard to rock? He was mostly hard when he worked here. He was hard almost his whole time. Look at that. Oh, jeez. Oh, and he was cutting it.

He's even cutting it. Yeah. It's a full torque. Yeah, it is. I mean, that was part of the YP experience. He put his leg up on your desk and just, like, be squared off nuts to your face. Yeah, he would. It was his calling card.

That was his. Shark fishing and hard dicks. Pretty good out there. Yeah, Brandon started us on his path. That literally happened before me. But that wasn't really. That was joking. That was Nate.

It started with your potion. That was boys being boys. We get a Hannibal Lecter thing in the middle of the office. That was boys being boys. No one said a word about that to HR or bosses or anything. But here's the thing. Me and Devlin shook hands five minutes after that. You thought you were going to get fired.

Yeah, I did. But we shook hands, and we've been good ever since. When Rico gets back, he's just going to get right back into hating Big T. I don't think he will. She is. I don't think he will. I think she will. No.

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What was that? I mean, shit. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Shit. I've never heard that. The lethal weapon. Shit. That's a little Mississippi coming out.

That's fine. Shit. You can't replicate that. I'll be damned. Daniel Day-Lewis couldn't do that. Daniel Day-Lewis could not. God damn, Brandon. Zal, you okay?

I'm just watching my guy Jet Ski getting busted sleeping on the floor. Pull it up. Pull it up. Might as well play it for the boys. Pull it up. You can't bust up like that. He's laughing his ass off. Look at him.

He wasn't even trying to hide it. On day one. On day one. That's legendary. Get some volume. Oh, yeah. That was nice to sleep on. In that video sound.

What's that about? It doesn't seem like it's much work getting done anyway. It's a bar school video game slash PNT editing suite slash nap room. Like seriously? What are you doing? I'm taking a little nap. What's the issue? You being serious? Yeah, I was taking a little one.

At work, when people are working. You just come in here and sleep. I was taking like a two-minute nap. Is that what you do when you go to work? I'm waiting here until the cleaning crew comes over. So what you do is you take naps when you go to work. So when they're all around, you just come in here and take naps, and that's acceptable? It's the first thing I've ever done this year.

What if it's like they just came in and decided I don't want to work today? Oh, my God, this is terrible. He was number two in the company at this time, though. So I don't think it's – I wouldn't give a fuck if anyone's. Frank falls asleep every day. Yeah. He hasn't slept in four years.

He hasn't slept in four years. Did he say that? I haven't – This is a place where people work. This is crazy. When does he say the line? I just want to hear the line. Oh, I might have made that up.

No, he didn't. No, I remember. He better say that. Yeah. What? My bad. No. Where does...

I like big cats, Andy. Sometimes the jet ski runs out of gas. The jet ski's out of gas. He didn't say that. You're fucking stupid. Whoa. I'm not mad. What the fuck?

He kept getting mad. I've never seen this. What the hell was that? What is... I didn't realize you got that mad. What the hell happened? What was that ending? Go back.

We missed that. How did it escalate to that? What the fuck? I've never seen that. Let's throw him in. He ripped the door off the hinges like Kale Sonic. These people are the fucking stupid. What?

Wait, go back. Go back to when he's just storming out. What the fuck? He's storming out. Yeah, go back to the walkout. Well, I just slept in for a year. Didn't you sleep in your second week on the job? Well, I just came in this morning. I had to sleep higher than you late at night, so I... back to the walkout. Well, that was a dog off the leo's and I thought we were gonna. Imagine if we all bought Bitcoin at that point, though. Imagine if we had bought in Bitcoin then.

Probably 20 bucks a coin. Yeah. He was legitimately furious. Nate used to get mad at me like that. I can't imagine caring about a single thing in the world that much. No. To scream at the top. Someone would have to like...

What was that, KB? Steal money? Who just walked behind you? I got to go to lunch with Stu. Y'all do what you got to do. You smoking weed again? Brandon's smoking weed. No, we're doing the...

It's like four days in a row you've smoked weed. No, it's not. Are you high right now? Can you bring me back a steak? Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a steak too. No, come on. Hey.

Bring back a steak, please. No, come on. We're going to launch today. The fellas. Yeah, let's go to Outback right now. KB doesn't want to. We're going to, what's it called? Eggrell. What's the fucking one that's named after a goddamn? Oh, the.

Penrose Pan. Hemingway's. Hemingway's. Hemingway's. Is that really it? Yeah. I think so, right? It's on like 28th. That's huge to me. Oh, I've been there. Yes. Okay. Named after what? Hemingway's Hemingway's Is that really it? Yeah I think so right? It's on like 28

That's huge Oh I've been there Yes okay Named after what? Hemingway's Ernest Hemingway Ever heard of him? He killed himself

Ernest Hemingway Because his fucking Intern was sleeping On the job Oh no no no It's Oscar Wilde Did Hemingway Drink himself to death?

Oh no Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde I went there in sweats once Yeah Anyone wearing sweats? No I got pleated No one's wearing sweats

He got pleated Those look nice Are you gonna come KB? No Why not? Why not? Why? Are you serious?

Yeah Yeah I would love to come with you Yeah we planned it out yesterday Where are you guys We're recording a little bonus episode today So we figured we'd get loose Eat a burger I don't

Oh no you don't eat burgers? No I'm busy or something No you're not Yeah dude this is just like the Red Sox Yankees game all over again I'm busy I'm busy I have stuff to do Though if you do come you won't have to pay for one time in your life Yeah No you're paying

Who we on? No he's not paying I'm paying We should dine and dash in LA. I know. Oh, that's what we should do. One of us has to dine and dash. Yeah.

Yes. That would be so thrilling. At like Saddle Ranch. Yeah. We should all be assigned to go. Oh, no, no, no. If you just sit in a booth and then you just dash towards the stage. We all have to dine and dash.

One person has to purposely leave something, their wallet there. Yeah. So then they have to go back in and then they have to pay for it. Let's all be assigned to petty crime. Yes, petty crimes in LA. I don't know. That's how they got Reginald Denny back in the day.

It would be very funny. It would be very funny. Steal a candy bar. Yeah. But I don't think, I think it's pretty lawless these days. I think LA is Completely lawless People

Someone should have To shit on the street I'm bringing in Invasive species From New York KB has to do Statutory rape Yeah

You have to bro Jesus You have to bro Whenever my boys He's quick with it Whenever my boys Try to suggest that No I'm always like, nope. Nope.

Good guy, Kyle. That's your least favorite type. She's whack. What are we doing here? People work here. You can't make – what? One of us has to fall asleep. I haven't slept in four years. You can't make... One of us has to fall asleep.

I haven't slept in four years. That's an underrated line, man. He still runs with that line. Underrated line that I believe. That he hadn't slept at that time. I believe it, too. I miss the dog. Where's he been? He got spayed.

I need him. He's got a head out from Patrick. Oh, yeah. He hasn't been here since Patrick's been here. He got spayed. Need him. He's got a head out from Patrick. Yeah, where is he? Oh, yeah. He hasn't been here since Patrick's been in. Wait, what happened with Patrick? Patrick Tico. He's flaming on Tico.

Oh! Oh, yeah. Who the fuck is Patrick? Yeah, he's a new... Tico was like, Nate, can you publish my blog? And then he replied and was like, never fucking text me ever again. This seat?

And he's been keeping it warm. Patrick Texas? Patrick Tico. Patrick Tico. Yeah, Patrick Tico. Why is his last name her first name?

Tico's last name is Tico. It's like bling bling. What's her first name? Yeah. It's like roll call. So what's Tico's first name? Tico Texas? Texas?

It's uh... Texas. It's 10. No, it's Texas. 10 Tico Texas? It's Texas. Tico, Texas? It's Clancy. Do you guys see Patrick Tico's acting reel? No.

What? That's a good sound. What was that girl? I'm kidding. Which one is he? He's the one on the beginning. Oh, man. Oh. Which one is he? He's the one on the left. Wait. Is he saying something?

It's his acting reel. I don't know. It's just the fray in the background. I'm okay with that. This is just like those Indian TikToks. Why is he also gladiator? I think it's a compilation.

I've understood everything so far. Okay. This rocks. Yep. Oh, no. Don't do it. Oh, what if he did a double backflip? I wouldn't have been impressed.

You get the body for it. Well, that's just not him. You have to have an acting partner. You just don't line up. His line looks good, though. I think he's just saying watermelon, cucumber. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Moonlight vibes.

Oh, shit, that's a knife. Oh, that clip again. Yes. No. Oh, that clip again. Yes. No. Oh. That's him. He plays many parts. Okay. That was beautiful.

That was just a music video. That could have been the music video. Pete, come in here for a quick sec. Let him get some fucking rolls. Come here. Come here. Sit down. Weird alert.

Weird alert. He's triple masked up today. I hate Pete. Did you hear about Pete? Weird brain. Just found out. Weird brain. I wonder if he's back in on the Eagles.

He disavowed the Eagles. I asked him to come on Sunday. What's he saying? He said he's not going to because Dave would say, why are you here? Where are you guys going on Sunday? Don't worry about it We're going to go to Fudd Rockers bro

Hemingways Can I come? We're about to go down to Hemingways And fucking drink some Steins of beer I have a I have a bad feeling That I'm going to whip

Stephen Chay's ass In front of fucking America Yes Yes Don't shake your head no Yes No no yes Yes Yes That I'm going to whip Stephen Chay's ass in front of fucking America? Yes. Yes. Don't shake your head no. Yes. No, no.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what's going to happen. We're going to fucking beat you. And I love how smug you are about it. Counting your chickens before they've even hatched.

They might be stillborn chickens, bro. They might be fucking just yolk in there. It might just be unfertilized yolk. I think the Bucks are going to win by a lot. Why? How sick would it be if the Eagles came out with AB on their team? Oh, that would be awesome. There we go, Sass.

What a comment. That would be awesome. That was a take. Sass, you're like, you're Stephen A. Sass over here. I'm not Stephen A. Sass. Stephen A. Sass. That's actually what Stephen A. Sass stands for. I dabble.

Get another one off. No, that was all I got. Yeah, no, one more. That was a year of material for me. Why does Mincy look like he lost his parents at the mall? That had to stop him. He got arrested. An anxious fellow.

He has resting lost parents at the mall. He needs to eat, hit some lunch. He either looks like he lost his parents or he lost the kid he kidnapped. Yeah, no, he looks like when you show up to a crime scene and the cop finds that person, he's like, well, that guy's going to give me everything I need to know. Or he did it. He's dressing in the hope people think it's his friend. Stu is having like a pretty big smoke session this weekend.

No, no, there's more to the story. Okay. And a pretty big smoke session. And there's someone famous going. Who? Well, I don't really, I guess I can just say it was Joey Diaz. They've known each other for 30 years. Oh, that's why he texted me and said, do you like Joey Diaz?

Yeah, and then Coach Duggs was like, I want to go. And he's apparently, Coach Duggs has never smoked weed. So he's going to go smoke weed for the first time. No, he took weed in this office and fell asleep for like eight hours. Oh, he said multiple times he's never smoked weed before. It was 3C that he took. He had a whole school scene dedicated to it. I don't know if he smoked weed, though.

He didn't smoke. Well, I think eating weed is worse than... I think it was 3G. So if he's going to smoke... And Stu said he's going to be in the hospital. I want to make Nick Fasoli cry somehow. I love that guy. You will never.

He's infallible. He's no weaknesses. I've completely done a 180 on him. I told him to his face on Monday night. I was like, I thought you were the creepiest person alive when I first met you, but now I like you because you laugh at everything. Yeah. He just laughs at everything. When we were, I've tried the meanest insults.

And it's awesome because it's just like you just feel like the funniest person alive. Just giggle. He was like just taking Snapchats of like KB's feet and like sending them to people while we do Rediscovering America. And we'd be like, what the fuck are you doing weirdo? And he'd just giggle. Yeah. It's awesome. He's the man.

It's awesome. When we shot the video with the Giants fans the Giants fans were like the one dude was kind of intoxicated and he was like I'm going to fucking slit your fucking throat and Pasoli was just like ah ha ha. He's like come on man don't do that. It's amazing. He's just always jumping in water. It's the best.

Yes, he loves water. And mudslides. So he came up to me yesterday. The drink. He got a blender for Christmas. He was like, I made muddies this weekend. But then he told me what he put in it. He was like, yeah, I didn't have any of the ingredients.

So it was just another drink. It's just completely different. He just likes blended chocolate drinks. Yeah. That's what he's into. I like that guy. All right, you guys going to lunch? Yep.

You want to come? 10X. Go buy a 10X. Why wouldn't you come? I actually do have to fill in for Rico on Benchmob. Oh, you actually do? Yeah. Bruh.

Was this orchestrated by Benchmob to up the numbers? And then Hank is so fucking, his brain is so broken by Rico. He's like, you're going to fill in, and then you're going to make fun of Rico saying the numbers are better. It's like, well, then what do I do? Yeah, what else would you do? Yeah, of course I'm going to do that. That's called Barstool Sports. Hank is also unhinged.

Did Kamasta get full-time or part-time or time? His birthday party looked awesome. I don't know. Why are you asking? That's why they had to cut Rico for the month. They're giving Joey a test run. They should get Joey on Benchmob. They're putting Joey on Rico's salary.

That'd be funny. He knows something about hardwood. I know that for a fact. Yeah, that's for sure. Damn. Balls. Dick. Balls.

Hard dick. No, we're talking basketball. Basketball. Balls. Come on, bro. I was talking Basketball Hardwood I was talking about gay dick You can't assume that he's gay bro The fuck do you have that makes you think that that dude's gay He showed me a video of him sucking it

Yeah but that could have been anything Could have been platonic Yeah It's his birthday party Alright see you tomorrow. It was feel dick gay. It's the act. It's the act.

It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. 10x on X Follows on TikTok or die.